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Speaker 2: So I'm on the plane with Ross Uh Pike, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Ros Moon Pike Pike Pike Yeah, and Jack Creature, the

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Speaker 3: Yes, and Uh Sean my best friend, who's that?

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Speaker 4: Are you here?

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Speaker 3: And We're on the plane to New York And I'm

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Speaker 1: And we're on that way and we're because we're on

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Speaker 3: The plane, the plane, yes, and it goes from LA

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Speaker 3: and it goes to New York, LA, New York.

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Speaker 2: It goes back to LA. It goes back to New York.

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Speaker 3: And I'm looking at these beans and I yell up

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Speaker 2: Do you remember what you said to me? You went?

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Speaker 2: You said, yes, he goes, are those beans? Well? I

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Speaker 2: If that's beans? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: And I scream up to the cockpit. I say dunk it.

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Speaker 3: His name is Duncan Donuts. And I asked him out.

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Speaker 3: I was like, oh, like the place, and he had

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Speaker 3: The way he said I've got no apostro it was

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Speaker 3: Bring us down on these beans? And he said, well, no,

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he said if you want to go there, you

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Speaker 3: And I was like, no, like you can, like, let's

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Speaker 2: You can do the plane on the beans.

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Speaker 3: So he starts to do the down part and Roz

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Speaker 3: We start going down and I see there is people

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Speaker 2: I've never seen it before.

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Speaker 1: Seeing in the eyes of these beans, which now are

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Speaker 1: Yeah, drilled their nagging.

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Speaker 3: Yeah keba, and tried to make it.

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Speaker 2: Nah, but he's a mad man. He's insatiable.

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Speaker 2: The ocean is stop from flowing.

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Speaker 2: It's like, yeah, some stuff. It's just it's a loss, man.

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Speaker 1: Look, you know, I'm asked the sun not to come

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Speaker 3: And so we come out of the plane and we're

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Speaker 3: and Insider's got to picking byte and dropping names in

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Speaker 3: the red carper lineback. Always of this industry, we call

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Speaker 2: One, the Chicago City Edition.

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Speaker 3: Yes, we're this is exciting for us to be here

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Speaker 3: in this audion thing and or something. Yeah, I think

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Speaker 2: Not everyone quite so white.

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Speaker 1: M Yeah, give us a call. Yeah, let's get these guys.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, Hayes.

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Speaker 1: It's funny for me to be here because I did

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Speaker 1: read a little bit about uh, Chicago City.

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Speaker 2: Oh you're going to do this?

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Speaker 2: Is that true?

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Speaker 3: He's playing He's just like playing around and he's kidding.

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Speaker 2: Yes, Now I heard that in this other article I read.

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Speaker 1: That these Chicago City folks can get a little nasty?

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Speaker 3: He's just like this is just like we're just walking

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Speaker 1: Well, I guess I did notice some stuff like Chicago City,

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Speaker 3: Yeah, did you notice that we see how you one

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Speaker 6: Yes, you see, Chicago City's kind of crazy.

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Speaker 1: Some of these restaurants are strained. Huh great big menu.

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Speaker 2: For a little tiny egg?

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Speaker 3: Is that like the Chicago eggs? Hey, you guys do

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Speaker 2: I don't know, I don't know. It doesn't add up.

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Speaker 1: But Hayes, did you notice this about Chicago City that

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Speaker 1: everybody's got these blue pants on?

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Speaker 2: You know the ones and honestly they got me doing it.

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Speaker 1: Oh oh.

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Speaker 2: When in Chicago City? Yeah no, but.

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Speaker 3: It's pretty crazy. I tell you, this city's a little

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Speaker 3: unusual to me. Yeah, like, tell me what you mean.

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Speaker 3: Oh some of the some of these buildings.

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Speaker 2: Dude, he can't read that, and he is.

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Speaker 3: Just kidding, like it's like it's just like funny stuff

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Speaker 1: I'm glad to see you. It didn't lie to me

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Speaker 2: And so these tall chairs, I'll sit back down.

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Speaker 3: And so now you guys see you can feel how

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Speaker 2: Kinship with you. You were teasing you, but you could

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Speaker 3: You guys right, and we're saying all these things about

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Speaker 2: It's as scary for us as it is for you, scarier, scarier.

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Speaker 3: But now there's this thing where we sort of own

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Speaker 2: Because and you can laugh at yourself.

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Speaker 6: Now.

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Speaker 3: Do we want to bring out our special gies?

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Speaker 2: It's gonna be good. Raise expectations. We talked about who.

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Speaker 3: Part of the family. And he's not exactly a human being.

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Speaker 3: And he does have fur on his face and his body, and.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and he's friends with dogs. All has read the

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Speaker 2: dogs except for they know him. Yeah, and he's made

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Speaker 2: Let's bring him out. Bosh, can you come out here, please, boy.

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Speaker 3: It's not gonna be dead chair, not a stool. You

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Speaker 7: Bosh, hi Bosh.

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Speaker 2: Thanks for coming on the show.

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Speaker 5: He takes me on long walks and gives me good

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Speaker 7: It's just like, okay, he doesn't believe it.

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Speaker 3: So anyway, great start to you getting a guest for

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Speaker 2: With how you started. I can't imagine that we ended

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Speaker 1: His description of that text was, I started with a joke. Yes,

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Speaker 3: I against my better judgment, I really thought it was

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Speaker 5: So I asked if you guys wanted John Hodgman because

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Speaker 2: Yes we do. The answer is yes, we do. All

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Speaker 5: Someone responded to the book or John Hodgman is in

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Speaker 5: So then I asked, should I ask man Zukis or sheer?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I just wanted to make sure I said.

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Speaker 1: Yes, I said, our magic tavern friend is out to TJ.

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Speaker 1: I mean it seems like it's fucking up the timeline

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Speaker 3: I've never seen Kevin laugh exactly like this. No one

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Speaker 5: I'm alive. They we can maybe edit this part out too.

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Speaker 5: They've been unavailable so many times that I didn't even

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Speaker 2: I didn't want you? Why I forgot? Because well, it's

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Speaker 3: I haven't like read the books, but what I've heard about.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and I need to find someone to give me

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Speaker 1: Okay, So we were through about five people being asked right, well,

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Speaker 3: Yeah, so earlier you said you asked five people, and

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Speaker 2: She has two people and this is what we're dealing with.

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Speaker 1: And go hunting around for a guest myself. Yeah, and

452
00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:52,160
Speaker 1: I went to our Magic Tavern friend.

453
00:28:52,480 --> 00:28:53,600
Speaker 2: Arnie knee Camp.

454
00:28:55,920 --> 00:28:58,920
Speaker 3: I guess he's like a Chicago guy or something, so

455
00:28:59,080 --> 00:29:01,200
Speaker 3: whoa nice.

456
00:29:00,880 --> 00:29:01,520
Speaker 2: We like him.

457
00:29:01,560 --> 00:29:03,920
Speaker 3: He is a guy who is our friend who we

458
00:29:03,960 --> 00:29:06,480
Speaker 3: met one time, and you heard all of it.

459
00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:14,800
Speaker 1: Uh huh, you've heard my whole relationship with him. So

460
00:29:14,920 --> 00:29:19,080
Speaker 1: at this point, I, having zero faith in Kevin, slid

461
00:29:19,120 --> 00:29:20,680
Speaker 1: into his DMS.

462
00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:24,400
Speaker 3: And basically said, you know a person who did us

463
00:29:24,400 --> 00:29:27,680
Speaker 3: a favor once by being on our show, here's the

464
00:29:27,680 --> 00:29:28,520
Speaker 3: rest of your day.

465
00:29:29,360 --> 00:29:32,520
Speaker 2: Can you take on the job of an assistant.

466
00:29:35,680 --> 00:29:48,000
Speaker 1: And start aggressively calling in favors for our show. This

467
00:29:48,040 --> 00:29:53,080
Speaker 1: is something I did, and you know why, because he

468
00:29:53,120 --> 00:29:54,200
Speaker 1: seemed so nice.

469
00:29:54,480 --> 00:29:56,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, I thought, I think he'll do it.

470
00:29:57,360 --> 00:30:00,040
Speaker 3: We asked if there was anyone good that he he

471
00:30:00,120 --> 00:30:01,200
Speaker 3: might recommend, just.

472
00:30:01,080 --> 00:30:04,640
Speaker 1: Somebody funny in Chicago that we wouldn't know necessarily that

473
00:30:04,720 --> 00:30:07,560
Speaker 1: you can connect us to, but really like, go out

474
00:30:07,560 --> 00:30:09,320
Speaker 1: and find someone to be a guest in our show.

475
00:30:09,600 --> 00:30:13,080
Speaker 3: And he mentioned like five people, and instead of saying

476
00:30:13,280 --> 00:30:15,959
Speaker 3: like no, no, no, or like maybe only ask this

477
00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:29,959
Speaker 3: one person, we were like, great, please, Well none of

478
00:30:29,960 --> 00:30:35,120
Speaker 3: them wanted to do the show. He reached out, let's

479
00:30:35,160 --> 00:30:36,800
Speaker 3: go down the list. He reached out to t J.

480
00:30:36,960 --> 00:30:41,600
Speaker 3: Jagadowski very funny man, very busy man.

481
00:30:41,680 --> 00:30:45,200
Speaker 1: I understand, yeah, and.

482
00:30:45,120 --> 00:30:50,120
Speaker 3: He's freaking sipping diamonds out of a big Sonic cup.

483
00:30:54,600 --> 00:30:58,040
Speaker 3: He's busy. He has that's in there. It's melted diamonds.

484
00:30:58,080 --> 00:31:00,640
Speaker 3: When you watch a commercial that it's the only thing

485
00:31:00,680 --> 00:31:01,520
Speaker 3: he can drink.

486
00:31:01,600 --> 00:31:01,840
Speaker 1: Now.

487
00:31:03,600 --> 00:31:09,360
Speaker 2: Reached out to Peter Siggle from Peter Wait, wait, I

488
00:31:09,640 --> 00:31:13,560
Speaker 2: don't know what we would have done, but that would

489
00:31:13,560 --> 00:31:14,120
Speaker 2: have been cool.

490
00:31:15,280 --> 00:31:21,720
Speaker 1: He's a busy guy, Peter, Yeah, no, can do.

491
00:31:23,280 --> 00:31:23,400
Speaker 11: Uh.

492
00:31:23,640 --> 00:31:29,920
Speaker 1: Went out to Max Temkin Max Temkin, the creator of

493
00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:31,200
Speaker 1: Cards Against Humanity.

494
00:31:31,360 --> 00:31:33,960
Speaker 2: Yes, now that's what we said.

495
00:31:34,080 --> 00:31:40,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, partly from being excited to have him, partly from

496
00:31:40,720 --> 00:31:42,880
Speaker 3: being scared because he made these cards that are like

497
00:31:43,720 --> 00:31:45,440
Speaker 3: the most basically the most dangerous.

498
00:31:45,080 --> 00:31:45,720
Speaker 2: Things in the world.

499
00:31:47,400 --> 00:31:50,320
Speaker 1: And what came back from him was not that he

500
00:31:50,400 --> 00:31:53,760
Speaker 1: was busy, was that he would not do the show

501
00:31:55,040 --> 00:31:56,000
Speaker 1: and that he would like.

502
00:31:55,960 --> 00:31:57,000
Speaker 2: A comp.

503
00:31:59,640 --> 00:32:01,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, so we're thinking, I just want to take a

504
00:32:01,560 --> 00:32:04,160
Speaker 3: picture of Kevin completely checking out in the middle of the.

505
00:32:04,120 --> 00:32:10,080
Speaker 5: Show's there's a photo from our live show, The Typewriter

506
00:32:10,160 --> 00:32:13,080
Speaker 5: one where I'm talking and Natalie and Sean are paying

507
00:32:13,120 --> 00:32:15,280
Speaker 5: attention and you're literally texting.

508
00:32:15,960 --> 00:32:17,640
Speaker 1: I don't want to hear this. I'm doing a show

509
00:32:17,720 --> 00:32:23,680
Speaker 1: right now. What am I going to air out on

510
00:32:23,760 --> 00:32:28,160
Speaker 1: stage at Chicago? Oh jesus a photo from.

511
00:32:28,040 --> 00:32:31,680
Speaker 2: A live show two months ago. That's a good way

512
00:32:31,720 --> 00:32:32,880
Speaker 2: to use my time on Mike.

513
00:32:33,200 --> 00:32:38,360
Speaker 3: So we see that the Cards Against Humanity guy does

514
00:32:38,400 --> 00:32:40,080
Speaker 3: want to comp and we think, oh, well, we can

515
00:32:40,120 --> 00:32:43,520
Speaker 3: get more out of Arnie now. We like we can

516
00:32:43,600 --> 00:32:45,840
Speaker 3: maybe still convert this into something even though the guy

517
00:32:45,880 --> 00:32:49,200
Speaker 3: said no. So we asked, Arnie, can you please go

518
00:32:49,360 --> 00:32:52,160
Speaker 3: back to the Cards Against Humanity guy say.

519
00:32:52,040 --> 00:32:54,960
Speaker 1: We have a funny idea for him. We were excited

520
00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:57,880
Speaker 1: to have him come in. He literally won't have to

521
00:32:58,000 --> 00:33:00,880
Speaker 1: like do anything try to be He can just sit

522
00:33:00,960 --> 00:33:03,000
Speaker 1: on stage and say no, Well we pitch him new

523
00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:04,120
Speaker 1: funny card games.

524
00:33:04,240 --> 00:33:06,800
Speaker 2: Yes, thank you.

525
00:33:08,280 --> 00:33:12,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, what a good idea for an episode. And imagine

526
00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:17,600
Speaker 1: it with Max Kemkin. And when we have an idea.

527
00:33:17,360 --> 00:33:19,640
Speaker 3: Like that, we really don't want to let it go

528
00:33:19,720 --> 00:33:21,200
Speaker 3: because another one is not coming.

529
00:33:21,240 --> 00:33:22,640
Speaker 2: Look at what we're doing right now.

530
00:33:23,200 --> 00:33:28,360
Speaker 3: Yes, dog with a bone, And so Arnie goes back

531
00:33:28,400 --> 00:33:31,080
Speaker 3: to the next message we get from Arnie is Max

532
00:33:31,120 --> 00:33:36,320
Speaker 3: has gone dark. So that's one relationship that Arnie no

533
00:33:36,360 --> 00:33:37,040
Speaker 3: longer has.

534
00:33:37,360 --> 00:33:37,920
Speaker 7: Yep.

535
00:33:39,160 --> 00:33:42,000
Speaker 3: We were like, rich, rich guy probably could have really

536
00:33:42,280 --> 00:33:44,160
Speaker 3: done some good stuff for Ernie.

537
00:33:44,320 --> 00:33:45,400
Speaker 2: He may work with him.

538
00:33:45,480 --> 00:33:48,480
Speaker 1: And we were like, hey, your friend, go press on

539
00:33:48,640 --> 00:33:51,760
Speaker 1: him the thing he's told you he's uncomfortable with.

540
00:33:52,320 --> 00:33:55,000
Speaker 2: Insist again.

541
00:33:55,160 --> 00:34:02,640
Speaker 1: We've only met Arnie once, but man, did we like

542
00:34:02,720 --> 00:34:05,120
Speaker 1: the idea.

543
00:34:05,760 --> 00:34:07,600
Speaker 2: And we were like, we don't want to.

544
00:34:07,640 --> 00:34:09,680
Speaker 3: You just did the show, so we don't want to

545
00:34:09,719 --> 00:34:12,440
Speaker 3: inconvenience you, Arnie by asking you to do the show again.

546
00:34:12,640 --> 00:34:15,120
Speaker 3: We'll ask you to do this thing that is much

547
00:34:15,160 --> 00:34:17,520
Speaker 3: worse and less fun.

548
00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:25,160
Speaker 2: Uh huh. Here we are here much but but yeah,

549
00:34:25,239 --> 00:34:25,799
Speaker 2: here we are.

550
00:34:26,480 --> 00:34:29,480
Speaker 3: And so some of the stuff we were thinking, well,

551
00:34:29,480 --> 00:34:33,040
Speaker 3: here's what we kind of think. Yeah, all this failure

552
00:34:33,160 --> 00:34:34,240
Speaker 3: gave us some ideas.

553
00:34:34,320 --> 00:34:38,080
Speaker 1: And I don't know necessarily if and Max did get

554
00:34:38,120 --> 00:34:38,759
Speaker 1: the comp and coming.

555
00:34:38,800 --> 00:34:40,399
Speaker 2: If he's here, thank you for coming out. We love

556
00:34:41,719 --> 00:34:48,000
Speaker 2: our fans. But he is here. Don't shake your head.

557
00:34:48,040 --> 00:34:48,759
Speaker 2: I know he is.

558
00:34:50,280 --> 00:34:50,600
Speaker 5: Mac.

559
00:34:52,840 --> 00:35:03,200
Speaker 3: Do you want okay, let's make a deal.

560
00:35:03,560 --> 00:35:07,040
Speaker 2: Let's make a deal. Okay, uh huh.

561
00:35:07,160 --> 00:35:10,520
Speaker 3: You just come up on stage and be okay, I know,

562
00:35:10,680 --> 00:35:13,759
Speaker 3: I know, I know, I know, and just be He's

563
00:35:13,760 --> 00:35:16,000
Speaker 3: a good looking guy, better than I thought. It was

564
00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:18,560
Speaker 3: a nice like a game designer.

565
00:35:18,760 --> 00:35:20,520
Speaker 2: That's nice what I got when we got bad.

566
00:35:20,560 --> 00:35:29,760
Speaker 3: I'm expecting something to like ooze up here. Okay, Max

567
00:35:29,800 --> 00:35:33,400
Speaker 3: comes up and you sit in total silence.

568
00:35:34,440 --> 00:35:44,759
Speaker 2: That's okay. Hey, hey guys, it's Haze, just jumping in

569
00:35:44,800 --> 00:35:46,399
Speaker 2: here real quick. So that is not him.

570
00:35:47,880 --> 00:35:51,200
Speaker 3: We were informed after the show that whoever got up

571
00:35:51,239 --> 00:35:55,799
Speaker 3: on stage was not the Cards against Humanity guy. He

572
00:35:55,840 --> 00:36:01,560
Speaker 3: did raise his hand when we asked if the Cards

573
00:36:01,600 --> 00:36:05,840
Speaker 3: Against You bandy guy was there, but it is not

574
00:36:06,600 --> 00:36:09,920
Speaker 3: the guy. A little later on he does offer some

575
00:36:10,160 --> 00:36:13,920
Speaker 3: clues that it's not him, but at that point I

576
00:36:13,960 --> 00:36:17,439
Speaker 3: think we were very excited and word did not want

577
00:36:17,520 --> 00:36:29,880
Speaker 3: to hear them, so uh, enjoy.

578
00:36:28,800 --> 00:36:29,680
Speaker 1: What else?

579
00:36:30,640 --> 00:36:33,160
Speaker 2: And I the star of the show. I'm getting a chair.

580
00:36:41,640 --> 00:36:44,920
Speaker 3: And now okay, so now if you ever do want

581
00:36:44,960 --> 00:36:46,719
Speaker 3: to talk, which again you do not have to.

582
00:36:46,800 --> 00:36:48,920
Speaker 2: That's part of the deal. And I don't care if

583
00:36:48,960 --> 00:36:49,719
Speaker 2: you really are Max.

584
00:36:49,800 --> 00:36:52,279
Speaker 3: You did a little like hand Ray's I'm saying, I

585
00:36:52,280 --> 00:36:56,440
Speaker 3: don't care, but I know most people think you are.

586
00:36:57,320 --> 00:36:59,200
Speaker 2: Okay, what do you think it means? When I'm doing this,

587
00:36:59,760 --> 00:37:02,480
Speaker 2: I need a little bit of focus for a second.

588
00:37:02,920 --> 00:37:05,920
Speaker 2: You forget me. I have some unfinished business. But this

589
00:37:06,040 --> 00:37:08,319
Speaker 2: is about Max. Okay, you're right.

590
00:37:08,880 --> 00:37:11,759
Speaker 1: Max spoke to me off Mike when he got on

591
00:37:11,800 --> 00:37:18,880
Speaker 1: stage as Hayes was getting the chair, and he pointed

592
00:37:18,920 --> 00:37:23,600
Speaker 1: out some unfinished business that's bugging him and maybe it's

593
00:37:23,600 --> 00:37:25,280
Speaker 1: bugging some other people in the audience.

594
00:37:25,640 --> 00:37:28,920
Speaker 2: So I'm going to clear it up right now. What up?

595
00:37:28,960 --> 00:37:29,319
Speaker 2: What up?

596
00:37:30,440 --> 00:37:30,760
Speaker 1: Wow?

597
00:37:36,400 --> 00:37:36,720
Speaker 5: Wow?

598
00:37:39,520 --> 00:37:43,520
Speaker 3: See imagined if if you hadn't shown up, how did

599
00:37:43,520 --> 00:37:44,160
Speaker 3: you get a comp?

600
00:37:44,200 --> 00:37:46,280
Speaker 2: Did Arnie just give you a comp? He's not allowed

601
00:37:46,280 --> 00:37:51,080
Speaker 2: to do that, Arnie asked Max.

602
00:37:51,800 --> 00:37:55,040
Speaker 12: Max, I guess went dark and he reached out to

603
00:37:55,080 --> 00:37:57,480
Speaker 12: his other friends and didn't even tell Arnie that he

604
00:37:57,640 --> 00:37:59,320
Speaker 12: was going for the comp.

605
00:37:59,360 --> 00:38:02,319
Speaker 2: But I got it. Wait wait wait wait wait wait

606
00:38:02,320 --> 00:38:10,560
Speaker 2: wait okay, so this is like, okay.

607
00:38:08,640 --> 00:38:14,920
Speaker 3: But Max would say I did that. Max would not

608
00:38:18,719 --> 00:38:21,880
Speaker 3: You said that Max did that? But you are Max?

609
00:38:22,120 --> 00:38:23,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I got the come.

610
00:38:24,920 --> 00:38:26,880
Speaker 3: Okay, good again. I don't care if you are Max.

611
00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:29,560
Speaker 3: But for the fiction of the show, you have to

612
00:38:29,600 --> 00:38:31,640
Speaker 3: when you're talking about Max, you have to say I.

613
00:38:33,360 --> 00:38:36,399
Speaker 2: Or like I am Max and I did this? Yes?

614
00:38:36,560 --> 00:38:38,480
Speaker 2: Can you give him your mic Kevin, you're just sitting

615
00:38:38,480 --> 00:38:44,080
Speaker 2: there talking fucking god.

616
00:38:44,239 --> 00:38:47,800
Speaker 3: This is like, this is like this, this is magic

617
00:38:47,920 --> 00:38:52,280
Speaker 3: happening right now, and there's just a loose mic hanging limply.

618
00:38:55,160 --> 00:38:57,560
Speaker 1: Kevin, what if the next big game was going to

619
00:38:57,600 --> 00:39:01,680
Speaker 1: be created right here on this stage tonight and you blew.

620
00:39:01,400 --> 00:39:03,759
Speaker 3: It and people can only hear the sound of that

621
00:39:03,840 --> 00:39:09,279
Speaker 3: happening bouncing off the stage into your It was a

622
00:39:09,280 --> 00:39:11,719
Speaker 3: flaccid dick, Mike, that's what you were doing.

623
00:39:14,120 --> 00:39:17,840
Speaker 2: Now. I don't love that stuff, but well it's because

624
00:39:17,920 --> 00:39:21,040
Speaker 2: Max is here. It's cars, you know, it's cards, it's humanities. Yes,

625
00:39:21,120 --> 00:39:24,320
Speaker 2: And I gotta say, this guy's a maniac.

626
00:39:24,360 --> 00:39:27,400
Speaker 1: With my name, I can ask them to stop turning

627
00:39:27,440 --> 00:39:29,640
Speaker 1: on its axis and the guys bringing So let me.

628
00:39:29,560 --> 00:39:35,080
Speaker 3: Tell you a little something about legend status. Max was

629
00:39:35,080 --> 00:39:37,680
Speaker 3: an advertiser on our show. Did you even know that?

630
00:39:38,360 --> 00:39:40,759
Speaker 2: Yes? I asked you not to play an ad Yes

631
00:39:41,800 --> 00:39:44,600
Speaker 2: you should. Other people do that kind of thing. That's

632
00:39:44,600 --> 00:39:47,680
Speaker 2: something I do. You have to draw the cards or whatever.

633
00:39:49,560 --> 00:39:53,719
Speaker 3: Uh, And yeah, this guy's paying all this money and

634
00:39:53,760 --> 00:39:56,200
Speaker 3: he's like, I'm already I'm all the way here and

635
00:39:56,280 --> 00:39:58,920
Speaker 3: I'm writing stuff down on paper even but what I'm

636
00:39:58,920 --> 00:40:00,799
Speaker 3: writing is, don't even do the ad.

637
00:40:02,440 --> 00:40:04,839
Speaker 2: Read this part and do you remember what we did?

638
00:40:06,840 --> 00:40:09,000
Speaker 2: You freaked out a little? Yeah, yeah, yeah, After a

639
00:40:09,040 --> 00:40:12,680
Speaker 2: while it was getting we got pretty scared. Yeah, at

640
00:40:12,760 --> 00:40:15,279
Speaker 2: first it was cool, but then then I started to

641
00:40:15,280 --> 00:40:16,560
Speaker 2: get pretty freaking scared.

642
00:40:18,680 --> 00:40:21,799
Speaker 3: The first one we were we managed to roll with

643
00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:24,920
Speaker 3: because we talked about it a while beforehand, just like

644
00:40:24,960 --> 00:40:27,839
Speaker 3: what we were gonna do. Oh yeah, with this AD

645
00:40:27,840 --> 00:40:29,400
Speaker 3: that's supposed to be add but it is like not

646
00:40:29,440 --> 00:40:34,360
Speaker 3: even an AD, which is chill as hell. Yes, but

647
00:40:34,440 --> 00:40:36,560
Speaker 3: then you refuse to stop. You kept doing it, You

648
00:40:36,640 --> 00:40:40,640
Speaker 3: kept doing it. We were forced to use the ad

649
00:40:40,680 --> 00:40:44,160
Speaker 3: space to advertise our own products. I believe one of

650
00:40:44,200 --> 00:40:45,920
Speaker 3: them was the Star Shower.

651
00:40:45,719 --> 00:40:48,560
Speaker 1: Yes, which was an attachment for your hose that makes

652
00:40:48,560 --> 00:40:49,680
Speaker 1: the water look like a star.

653
00:40:54,760 --> 00:40:55,000
Speaker 2: Yes.

654
00:40:56,360 --> 00:40:59,120
Speaker 3: Because we had this free space and I'm just gonna

655
00:40:59,160 --> 00:41:02,279
Speaker 3: do nothing with it. I'm hanging on to this thing

656
00:41:02,320 --> 00:41:04,279
Speaker 3: and it's cold. I'm not just gonna at the rod

657
00:41:04,360 --> 00:41:05,840
Speaker 3: Blgoyevitch joke for you.

658
00:41:11,600 --> 00:41:15,480
Speaker 2: And so we had some ideas for.

659
00:41:15,560 --> 00:41:20,439
Speaker 1: Games, yeah, and I got I can't stress enough that

660
00:41:20,760 --> 00:41:23,800
Speaker 1: just because we did not necessarily know or think Max

661
00:41:23,840 --> 00:41:27,719
Speaker 1: would be here does not mean that we now will

662
00:41:27,760 --> 00:41:31,200
Speaker 1: have to make up games on the spot because we

663
00:41:31,320 --> 00:41:32,160
Speaker 1: prepared nothing.

664
00:41:32,640 --> 00:41:33,760
Speaker 2: Yes, it might.

665
00:41:33,719 --> 00:41:39,440
Speaker 1: Feel that way, and that's just credit to our extemporaneous delivery. Yeah,

666
00:41:39,480 --> 00:41:42,399
Speaker 1: but I will be saying all games that are very

667
00:41:42,440 --> 00:41:48,840
Speaker 1: well thought out, Yeah, that would work. So my first

668
00:41:48,840 --> 00:41:57,000
Speaker 1: game idea is called who said That? So me and

669
00:41:57,040 --> 00:42:01,480
Speaker 1: Hayes would each have like a cup and we'd be

670
00:42:01,600 --> 00:42:03,920
Speaker 1: talking into the cups, so you can't really see our mouths.

671
00:42:04,440 --> 00:42:07,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, he's laughing. He wasn't really doing it

672
00:42:07,600 --> 00:42:08,080
Speaker 2: in the mic.

673
00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:11,680
Speaker 1: But he was loving it, loving this, And maybe you

674
00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:16,480
Speaker 1: have like a big cup over your head or something. Yeah,

675
00:42:16,680 --> 00:42:19,399
Speaker 1: and then we and then you have to guess who

676
00:42:19,440 --> 00:42:22,520
Speaker 1: said that? And you got and you got two cards,

677
00:42:23,760 --> 00:42:27,239
Speaker 1: which is kind of your thing, and it's and one

678
00:42:27,320 --> 00:42:28,680
Speaker 1: says Sean and one says Hayes.

679
00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:31,040
Speaker 2: Yeah.

680
00:42:31,800 --> 00:42:35,840
Speaker 3: But you can't see the cards. No, but you you

681
00:42:35,880 --> 00:42:38,960
Speaker 3: could see me and Sean, which you would probably give

682
00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:39,920
Speaker 3: away who's talking.

683
00:42:40,280 --> 00:42:45,640
Speaker 1: True, and what we say too is like so crazy.

684
00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:54,960
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, could be anything. Yeah, yeah, like like I

685
00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:57,960
Speaker 3: don't even want to say this, but like kiss bin Lada.

686
00:42:58,640 --> 00:43:04,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what it could be. Not that one, but.

687
00:43:05,080 --> 00:43:10,960
Speaker 3: Like something that is like like it's like fucked, something

688
00:43:10,960 --> 00:43:12,960
Speaker 3: that's completely fucked.

689
00:43:13,160 --> 00:43:16,200
Speaker 12: Yes, something that if I played at Thanksgiving with my

690
00:43:16,320 --> 00:43:18,280
Speaker 12: family would just be fucked.

691
00:43:18,600 --> 00:43:18,799
Speaker 1: Yeah.

692
00:43:19,560 --> 00:43:20,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, everyone else would be loving it.

693
00:43:21,280 --> 00:43:24,000
Speaker 1: There's actually there's actually only one person that would play

694
00:43:24,040 --> 00:43:26,000
Speaker 1: this game and Thanksgiving with their family, and it's the

695
00:43:26,040 --> 00:43:27,480
Speaker 1: mayor of Zero Foxviill.

696
00:43:32,640 --> 00:43:40,080
Speaker 3: So to summarize, because the game is called who said that?

697
00:43:40,320 --> 00:43:46,759
Speaker 3: It's me and Sean. We are holding cups over our mouths.

698
00:43:46,480 --> 00:43:48,399
Speaker 2: And the and the cups can be made a card.

699
00:43:48,440 --> 00:43:50,000
Speaker 3: The cups could be made a card that you kind

700
00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:52,000
Speaker 3: of bend them up. You bend one card up and

701
00:43:52,040 --> 00:43:54,640
Speaker 3: you put another card under that, and it's it is

702
00:43:54,680 --> 00:43:55,720
Speaker 3: a cup at that point.

703
00:43:56,719 --> 00:43:57,719
Speaker 2: Uh.

704
00:43:58,239 --> 00:44:01,480
Speaker 3: And you are also wearing a bucket over your head

705
00:44:01,520 --> 00:44:05,160
Speaker 3: that I guess could also be cards cards. Yeah, yeah,

706
00:44:05,280 --> 00:44:08,120
Speaker 3: if you have like extra cards, it.

707
00:44:08,160 --> 00:44:11,440
Speaker 2: Could be the bucket. This is your stuff. The like

708
00:44:11,520 --> 00:44:12,600
Speaker 2: what's the bucket made of?

709
00:44:12,800 --> 00:44:12,960
Speaker 1: Is?

710
00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:15,680
Speaker 3: Like this is where you you'll run with that or not? Yeah,

711
00:44:16,760 --> 00:44:19,640
Speaker 3: and we're saying stuff that is the most fuck shit

712
00:44:22,680 --> 00:44:25,080
Speaker 3: and your job and there are two cards that say

713
00:44:25,120 --> 00:44:28,919
Speaker 3: Sean and Hayes and your job is to figure out

714
00:44:29,200 --> 00:44:30,080
Speaker 3: who said.

715
00:44:29,840 --> 00:44:42,359
Speaker 2: That and that and so that's a game. I think

716
00:44:42,400 --> 00:44:44,000
Speaker 2: that's a great idea.

717
00:44:44,520 --> 00:44:48,719
Speaker 1: Okay, good, wow, okay, great wow. He almost wonder if

718
00:44:48,719 --> 00:44:49,879
Speaker 1: we even pitch another game.

719
00:44:50,200 --> 00:44:52,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, quit while you're ahead?

720
00:44:52,400 --> 00:44:54,920
Speaker 3: Do we quit now? Am I too busy to be

721
00:44:55,040 --> 00:44:57,960
Speaker 3: in every one of these games? I'm also worrying about

722
00:44:58,080 --> 00:44:58,800
Speaker 3: we might want.

723
00:44:58,680 --> 00:45:00,880
Speaker 1: To have a game that made people could believe in

724
00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:05,440
Speaker 1: without us, As I'm.

725
00:45:03,600 --> 00:45:05,000
Speaker 2: Thinking about my schedule.

726
00:45:07,640 --> 00:45:11,440
Speaker 3: Every time someone plays this game, I am there, and

727
00:45:11,520 --> 00:45:13,960
Speaker 3: that going to be I guess Max is like, so

728
00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:16,360
Speaker 3: if Max is wearing the bucket and he's guessing every

729
00:45:16,480 --> 00:45:19,840
Speaker 3: time whether it's me or you, what is the person

730
00:45:19,840 --> 00:45:22,640
Speaker 3: who bought the game? I guess they're watching it sounds fun?

731
00:45:22,920 --> 00:45:26,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, because they can be like somebody's got to

732
00:45:26,400 --> 00:45:28,360
Speaker 1: be there to go, hey, that's you're wrong.

733
00:45:28,960 --> 00:45:34,279
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah yeah.

734
00:45:34,320 --> 00:45:37,000
Speaker 1: And also somebody asked to be able to tell us

735
00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:38,480
Speaker 1: when to draw the line in terms.

736
00:45:38,280 --> 00:45:40,000
Speaker 2: Of some of the fucked up ship Yeah.

737
00:45:40,440 --> 00:45:47,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, definitely, like we will be talking about like, uh,

738
00:45:47,920 --> 00:45:50,240
Speaker 3: my favorite movie is the Trump Pissed Tape.

739
00:45:51,480 --> 00:45:56,120
Speaker 2: Okay, miss movie of all time? Not that, but like no,

740
00:45:56,160 --> 00:45:56,960
Speaker 2: I wouldn't say that.

741
00:45:57,080 --> 00:46:02,560
Speaker 8: Yeah, I don't even know what that means. I can

742
00:46:02,640 --> 00:46:08,239
Speaker 8: pitch another game, yes, please? This one is called Kevin's Parade.

743
00:46:11,800 --> 00:46:16,919
Speaker 8: The game is Kevin has made his X Men card

744
00:46:16,960 --> 00:46:23,720
Speaker 8: so they stand up. He has cut It's not easy,

745
00:46:23,760 --> 00:46:26,360
Speaker 8: but he's taken plastic bottle caps and cut a line

746
00:46:26,400 --> 00:46:28,439
Speaker 8: through the middle of the bottle cap so he can

747
00:46:28,520 --> 00:46:30,799
Speaker 8: stand up the X Men card in the bottle cap.

748
00:46:32,160 --> 00:46:49,319
Speaker 8: And he is making them march along his driveway and.

749
00:46:49,239 --> 00:46:58,800
Speaker 3: They are singing a song called Kevin's Birthday. So to review,

750
00:47:02,280 --> 00:47:04,480
Speaker 3: the game is called Kevin's Parade. Kevin has stood up

751
00:47:04,480 --> 00:47:06,560
Speaker 3: as X my cards. They are marching stride was saying

752
00:47:06,560 --> 00:47:08,520
Speaker 3: a song called Kevin's Birthday.

753
00:47:09,200 --> 00:47:11,480
Speaker 2: And you may notice that it does involve cards.

754
00:47:12,200 --> 00:47:13,120
Speaker 1: I do, I do?

755
00:47:14,920 --> 00:47:19,760
Speaker 2: Uh, Now, I'm curious do we want to let maximay

756
00:47:19,800 --> 00:47:22,239
Speaker 2: in first? Before you? I know yours went well and

757
00:47:22,280 --> 00:47:23,759
Speaker 2: you couldn't stand me.

758
00:47:26,400 --> 00:47:30,439
Speaker 3: Having one like fraction of the success that you've had.

759
00:47:34,520 --> 00:47:39,960
Speaker 3: But if we just want to see where it goes, sorry, I.

760
00:47:39,920 --> 00:47:43,520
Speaker 2: Think we could do a lot of expansion packs, Thank you. Yes,

761
00:47:44,200 --> 00:47:49,479
Speaker 2: I was going to get to those. Yeah, that's that's

762
00:47:49,520 --> 00:47:50,720
Speaker 2: good business.

763
00:47:53,760 --> 00:47:56,279
Speaker 3: Here, I mean so, And the obvious question that I'm

764
00:47:56,280 --> 00:47:58,160
Speaker 3: picking as I'm asking this is where are.

765
00:47:58,120 --> 00:48:02,319
Speaker 2: Me and Sean? Yeah, well, who's gonna buy this game?

766
00:48:02,400 --> 00:48:03,040
Speaker 2: It's Kevin.

767
00:48:03,600 --> 00:48:14,279
Speaker 3: It's just like on his driveway, just Kean and.

768
00:48:14,280 --> 00:48:18,600
Speaker 2: I don't know the song, Kevin's Parade, Kevin's Birthday. I

769
00:48:18,600 --> 00:48:21,800
Speaker 2: don't know Kevin's birthday. I don't know that game, Kevin's Parade.

770
00:48:21,920 --> 00:48:24,040
Speaker 3: Okay, but well we're not singing the song, but there

771
00:48:24,120 --> 00:48:25,560
Speaker 3: must be something that we can do.

772
00:48:25,680 --> 00:48:28,960
Speaker 1: But I don't know the song, right, Like, what's gonna

773
00:48:28,960 --> 00:48:31,399
Speaker 1: make me buy it? Here's maybe if it's that song,

774
00:48:31,480 --> 00:48:43,520
Speaker 1: that's like it's more of a famous song, you know

775
00:48:43,560 --> 00:48:50,919
Speaker 1: what I mean? Not the song? What's the song that.

776
00:48:52,640 --> 00:48:56,200
Speaker 2: Is like the Dark Parade or something, whether he's in

777
00:48:56,239 --> 00:49:00,440
Speaker 2: the ring master uniform. It's like my morning jacket maybe

778
00:49:00,520 --> 00:49:04,080
Speaker 2: or someone. Okay, I guess that would move what is

779
00:49:04,160 --> 00:49:07,839
Speaker 2: hit a ton of games? The Black Parade? Okay, it

780
00:49:07,880 --> 00:49:12,160
Speaker 2: could be that, or I can think of another song

781
00:49:12,200 --> 00:49:12,560
Speaker 2: that night.

782
00:49:17,880 --> 00:49:21,280
Speaker 3: I wonder if our job is to be behind Kevin

783
00:49:22,440 --> 00:49:26,719
Speaker 3: leaving out some snacks for him. Ah, so he's going

784
00:49:26,800 --> 00:49:28,399
Speaker 3: to be out there for a while. We don't want

785
00:49:28,400 --> 00:49:31,879
Speaker 3: to interrupt him, but we just are like putting out

786
00:49:31,960 --> 00:49:36,800
Speaker 3: some snacks for when he is ready.

787
00:49:35,840 --> 00:49:40,480
Speaker 2: For when he takes a break. Yes, that could be

788
00:49:40,560 --> 00:49:41,320
Speaker 2: sick as hell.

789
00:49:46,600 --> 00:49:48,080
Speaker 3: Kevin towas by the way, I should say that he

790
00:49:48,160 --> 00:49:53,319
Speaker 3: was doing the merch table before the show. Can I

791
00:49:53,360 --> 00:50:01,240
Speaker 3: ask if they're if anyone bought merch, if they're anyway's cash. Okay,

792
00:50:01,400 --> 00:50:03,400
Speaker 3: we're not supposed to be doing cash.

793
00:50:03,480 --> 00:50:06,920
Speaker 2: He's not allowed to have We can't do cash with Kevin.

794
00:50:08,440 --> 00:50:10,680
Speaker 2: The thing he does like some people are like, oh

795
00:50:10,680 --> 00:50:12,800
Speaker 2: he steals the cash. No no, no, no, no no.

796
00:50:13,600 --> 00:50:20,240
Speaker 3: He will add his own cash.

797
00:50:18,680 --> 00:50:20,640
Speaker 2: To make it seem like he did a good job.

798
00:50:20,960 --> 00:50:24,319
Speaker 1: Yes, So we have to just take that option off

799
00:50:24,320 --> 00:50:27,520
Speaker 1: the table because Kevin's mom has started calling us and

800
00:50:27,560 --> 00:50:28,719
Speaker 1: being like, I'm sending him.

801
00:50:28,600 --> 00:50:31,799
Speaker 2: All this money every month and we don't know where

802
00:50:31,800 --> 00:50:32,400
Speaker 2: it goes.

803
00:50:34,360 --> 00:50:38,520
Speaker 1: And obviously it's you know, it's getting added into the

804
00:50:38,520 --> 00:50:39,200
Speaker 1: cash pile for.

805
00:50:39,160 --> 00:50:43,560
Speaker 3: The merch table, that it's his mom's money. It smells

806
00:50:43,600 --> 00:50:47,320
Speaker 3: like his mom.

807
00:50:47,800 --> 00:50:54,680
Speaker 1: So as far as a game ideas, I'm just trying

808
00:50:54,680 --> 00:51:01,839
Speaker 1: to think of other things about cards, Like, so when

809
00:51:01,880 --> 00:51:03,240
Speaker 1: you get asked for an.

810
00:51:03,120 --> 00:51:06,840
Speaker 2: ID, you're getting carded.

811
00:51:07,239 --> 00:51:14,520
Speaker 3: Okay, that's definitely cards. Continue the cards element is already

812
00:51:14,520 --> 00:51:15,680
Speaker 3: in play.

813
00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:17,799
Speaker 2: So what about have fun?

814
00:51:18,120 --> 00:51:23,400
Speaker 1: Yes, exactly exactly, So let's open this world up a little.

815
00:51:23,520 --> 00:51:26,440
Speaker 2: Yes, So like.

816
00:51:28,600 --> 00:51:33,840
Speaker 1: I guess I'm like a bouncer or something, okay.

817
00:51:33,440 --> 00:51:40,880
Speaker 2: And Hayes is like a DJ inside and he's like

818
00:51:41,040 --> 00:51:42,200
Speaker 2: spinning at the club.

819
00:51:42,520 --> 00:51:44,920
Speaker 1: He's like the hot DJ from the movie A Visa

820
00:51:45,080 --> 00:51:46,760
Speaker 1: that Gillian Jacobs.

821
00:51:46,280 --> 00:51:50,440
Speaker 2: Wants to get with a lot of recognition for that.

822
00:51:50,560 --> 00:51:51,440
Speaker 2: I'll pass that along.

823
00:51:53,320 --> 00:51:55,360
Speaker 1: So he so he's kind of in there and like

824
00:51:55,400 --> 00:51:58,720
Speaker 1: you want to get to him, but first you gotta

825
00:51:58,719 --> 00:51:59,719
Speaker 1: show your cards.

826
00:52:00,080 --> 00:52:08,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, and who is the person giving the cards? Kevin?

827
00:52:08,680 --> 00:52:12,360
Speaker 2: I guess, yeah, okay, Kevin.

828
00:52:12,760 --> 00:52:17,879
Speaker 1: And then Max is like, well, you know what, Kevin

829
00:52:17,920 --> 00:52:18,760
Speaker 1: should be cooking?

830
00:52:19,480 --> 00:52:20,439
Speaker 2: Yes, that's right.

831
00:52:21,840 --> 00:52:23,600
Speaker 3: I mean, are we not going to do food there?

832
00:52:23,760 --> 00:52:25,640
Speaker 3: Kevin should have been done a little. It would have

833
00:52:25,640 --> 00:52:27,359
Speaker 3: been nice if you did some cooking for who said

834
00:52:27,400 --> 00:52:29,319
Speaker 3: that as well? Kevin, and I noticed you were just

835
00:52:29,320 --> 00:52:31,719
Speaker 3: sitting there the entire time we were talking about who

836
00:52:31,760 --> 00:52:34,280
Speaker 3: said that and not offering to do any cooking.

837
00:52:34,320 --> 00:52:35,640
Speaker 2: And you should be cooking right now.

838
00:52:37,360 --> 00:52:42,200
Speaker 1: And I think that Max could then maybe be given

839
00:52:42,280 --> 00:52:48,560
Speaker 1: me cards okay, and maybe they're like it's like a

840
00:52:49,080 --> 00:52:52,600
Speaker 1: Pete Sampras card, like a collectible card for like a

841
00:52:52,719 --> 00:52:54,000
Speaker 1: nineties tennis player.

842
00:52:54,160 --> 00:52:58,960
Speaker 2: Wow. But there's a word bubble drawn in and the

843
00:52:59,040 --> 00:53:01,000
Speaker 2: shit we got see it you say it?

844
00:53:03,520 --> 00:53:11,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, And I see the gears turning already.

845
00:53:10,600 --> 00:53:13,880
Speaker 2: Okay, this guy's gonna be freaking bury me.

846
00:53:15,760 --> 00:53:15,800
Speaker 1: No.

847
00:53:16,000 --> 00:53:23,000
Speaker 2: I mean it could be pretty fucked up, and it.

848
00:53:22,960 --> 00:53:30,960
Speaker 1: Doesn't just have to be Pete, Jennifer Caprioti, Yeah, jog Lendall,

849
00:53:31,640 --> 00:53:36,440
Speaker 1: Michael Chang, Carl Chang. Yeah, to them play doubles together. Yeah,

850
00:53:36,719 --> 00:53:47,080
Speaker 1: I mean Todd Martin, Gordny, Venisovitch, Stephen Edburgh, let's get

851
00:53:47,120 --> 00:53:52,400
Speaker 1: them all lined up, Martina and some of the ship.

852
00:53:52,480 --> 00:54:03,400
Speaker 1: They could be saying, Yakeo, Mico, you going to recap

853
00:54:03,680 --> 00:54:04,399
Speaker 1: the game is.

854
00:54:04,480 --> 00:54:12,320
Speaker 2: Called Cassie's a m D.

855
00:54:14,840 --> 00:54:21,080
Speaker 3: And so it's you are approaching Sean who's a bouncer,

856
00:54:21,120 --> 00:54:23,600
Speaker 3: and you have He says, can I He says, cause

857
00:54:23,640 --> 00:54:24,480
Speaker 3: he's got ide.

858
00:54:26,280 --> 00:54:27,200
Speaker 2: Kevin is cooking.

859
00:54:27,360 --> 00:54:32,000
Speaker 3: I'm the DJ from the movie at Visa. Uh, you

860
00:54:32,080 --> 00:54:36,680
Speaker 3: give him these funny cards that have the guys, those

861
00:54:36,760 --> 00:54:39,120
Speaker 3: tennis guys, yes, say the word bubbles. They're saying the

862
00:54:39,120 --> 00:54:41,919
Speaker 3: ship that's so fucked but everyone is loving it as well,

863
00:54:43,840 --> 00:54:45,759
Speaker 3: and it doesn't have to be like I think some

864
00:54:45,840 --> 00:54:48,440
Speaker 3: of the stuff we said before got a little political.

865
00:54:49,000 --> 00:54:52,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, this ship doesn't have to be that to be

866
00:54:52,280 --> 00:54:52,919
Speaker 1: funked up.

867
00:54:53,320 --> 00:55:01,600
Speaker 11: Yeah, it could be like my dad's an octopus. Yeah, sure,

868
00:55:02,600 --> 00:55:05,000
Speaker 11: I want to be boyfriends with a friggin frog.

869
00:55:06,800 --> 00:55:11,440
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, by fat it wouldn't obviously be that.

870
00:55:12,000 --> 00:55:21,160
Speaker 2: Yes, So I am into that one. Yeah, that one's good.

871
00:55:21,680 --> 00:55:23,680
Speaker 2: You see some logistical issues with that one.

872
00:55:23,800 --> 00:55:26,960
Speaker 3: Is just the space as you are this breaking for

873
00:55:28,080 --> 00:55:32,560
Speaker 3: I'm thinking, like I'm already doing Who said that? I

874
00:55:32,600 --> 00:55:34,840
Speaker 3: have to be in everyone's house? Who's playing that game?

875
00:55:35,960 --> 00:55:40,080
Speaker 3: Where is this taking place? Are we like doing this

876
00:55:40,120 --> 00:55:42,480
Speaker 3: in some one's Everyone has to come to the club.

877
00:55:43,000 --> 00:55:44,799
Speaker 1: I think what we have to do is make like

878
00:55:44,840 --> 00:55:48,000
Speaker 1: a cardboard club in Kevin's driveway because quite frankly, we're

879
00:55:48,000 --> 00:55:49,000
Speaker 1: gonna be pretty.

880
00:55:48,719 --> 00:55:55,960
Speaker 2: Busy right at Kevin's paray. Right, So is that an

881
00:55:55,960 --> 00:56:05,600
Speaker 2: expansion of Kevin? Is this an expansion of Kevin's Paray? Wow? Wow? Yeah?

882
00:56:05,640 --> 00:56:07,879
Speaker 1: And this is and this is why Max is where

883
00:56:07,880 --> 00:56:10,960
Speaker 1: he is because he sees the whole field in a

884
00:56:10,960 --> 00:56:15,600
Speaker 1: ways that this is falls under the umbrella of Kevin's Parade,

885
00:56:15,600 --> 00:56:16,799
Speaker 1: which is now the main game.

886
00:56:16,880 --> 00:56:20,120
Speaker 3: Really wow, And so now I really know what it

887
00:56:20,160 --> 00:56:22,120
Speaker 3: feels like to have game run on me.

888
00:56:28,440 --> 00:56:29,919
Speaker 1: Max, do you want to talk a little bit about

889
00:56:29,960 --> 00:56:33,759
Speaker 1: game theory in the Prisoner's dilemma?

890
00:56:34,400 --> 00:56:36,480
Speaker 3: And I know we said yes, you don't have to

891
00:56:36,480 --> 00:56:38,319
Speaker 3: talk at all when you came up here, but like,

892
00:56:38,320 --> 00:56:42,200
Speaker 3: now you're here and so throw something to you that's

893
00:56:42,239 --> 00:56:45,879
Speaker 3: like hard to do. Yeah, yeah, this is awful. It's

894
00:56:45,920 --> 00:56:49,800
Speaker 3: like who cares? You know, like, yes, we promised him whatever.

895
00:56:50,280 --> 00:56:51,120
Speaker 2: Yeah.

896
00:56:51,239 --> 00:56:53,880
Speaker 1: Now, well what I did when I asked you a question,

897
00:56:53,920 --> 00:56:55,279
Speaker 1: which is, do you want to do that?

898
00:56:58,320 --> 00:57:00,360
Speaker 2: I don't want to talk about game theory?

899
00:57:00,440 --> 00:57:05,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, okay, okay, okay, you gotta keep some secrets, right.

900
00:57:11,440 --> 00:57:15,040
Speaker 2: I know the uh laws of power.

901
00:57:16,760 --> 00:57:16,960
Speaker 1: Eight.

902
00:57:18,000 --> 00:57:22,120
Speaker 2: I'm hierarchies. We've been reading about this. Yeah, that ship

903
00:57:22,200 --> 00:57:22,919
Speaker 2: trips me out.

904
00:57:23,040 --> 00:57:27,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, how it reminds me I gotta get my shoulders back.

905
00:57:27,280 --> 00:57:32,400
Speaker 3: Yes, how Lobsters are like the boss of the ocean basically,

906
00:57:33,760 --> 00:57:34,480
Speaker 3: And they're the.

907
00:57:34,320 --> 00:57:41,880
Speaker 2: Most normal animal. It's real. This is all real stuff.

908
00:57:41,920 --> 00:57:44,280
Speaker 2: If you actually read a book, they're the most normal.

909
00:57:44,560 --> 00:57:48,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're they're Have you read the science the Closest

910
00:57:49,120 --> 00:57:50,040
Speaker 1: to Humans?

911
00:57:50,440 --> 00:57:53,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, And and now you don't have to read the

912
00:57:53,600 --> 00:57:55,960
Speaker 3: actual science book. You just read a book by a

913
00:57:56,000 --> 00:57:59,120
Speaker 3: guy who is not a scientist, but it's maybe friends

914
00:57:59,160 --> 00:57:59,920
Speaker 3: with like a couple.

915
00:58:00,760 --> 00:58:04,920
Speaker 2: It works at the same path your sociopath, Yeah right, which.

916
00:58:04,760 --> 00:58:08,840
Speaker 3: Is like, like these are sociopath is kind of doctor.

917
00:58:12,880 --> 00:58:23,480
Speaker 13: True twenty ninth Love Power.

918
00:58:23,840 --> 00:58:27,439
Speaker 2: Oh I didn't read them in order.

919
00:58:27,520 --> 00:58:27,880
Speaker 12: I would.

920
00:58:28,680 --> 00:58:33,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a better way to memorize it. Really, then

921
00:58:34,000 --> 00:58:36,360
Speaker 1: you totally absorb it if you skip around.

922
00:58:37,560 --> 00:58:41,360
Speaker 3: I do have a question for me is I don't

923
00:58:41,360 --> 00:58:46,280
Speaker 3: know who it's for. The question is how long has

924
00:58:46,320 --> 00:58:54,320
Speaker 3: it been? And uh, maybe someone could sing a little

925
00:58:54,360 --> 00:58:58,400
Speaker 3: song and actually do something for once in the show.

926
00:58:59,240 --> 00:59:01,000
Speaker 1: Well, it seems like we people in the audience that

927
00:59:01,120 --> 00:59:09,120
Speaker 1: want to sing it. Who did I not hear someone

928
00:59:09,200 --> 00:59:10,000
Speaker 1: just start singing it?

929
00:59:11,480 --> 00:59:15,640
Speaker 3: You were doing it? Well, this seems like he wants

930
00:59:15,680 --> 00:59:17,880
Speaker 3: to do it. You can't kind of start singing a song.

931
00:59:21,880 --> 00:59:34,720
Speaker 2: How long? How long has he been? Who keep got wow?

932
00:59:36,480 --> 00:59:37,560
Speaker 2: That fucking rot?

933
00:59:38,040 --> 00:59:43,600
Speaker 1: Yeah it's been one hour okay, which means we got

934
00:59:43,680 --> 00:59:44,600
Speaker 1: ten minutes left.

935
00:59:44,960 --> 00:59:48,840
Speaker 3: So normally we could get away with ending the show now.

936
00:59:49,760 --> 00:59:53,640
Speaker 3: And you're what he's supposed to know exactly what are

937
00:59:53,680 --> 01:00:02,240
Speaker 3: allotted time is in this episode, But through circumstances that

938
01:00:02,480 --> 01:00:06,480
Speaker 3: nobody asked for, he's like actually unforced.

939
01:00:06,720 --> 01:00:10,400
Speaker 1: Should I read this innocuous message from you, or should

940
01:00:10,440 --> 01:00:13,680
Speaker 1: I read this extremely damaging thing I sent to you?

941
01:00:18,480 --> 01:00:23,880
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, that was not a question answering situation. So

942
01:00:24,560 --> 01:00:28,600
Speaker 3: someone from the audience said damaging in response to the

943
01:00:28,720 --> 01:00:32,600
Speaker 3: question that we were asking Kevin in the past, in

944
01:00:32,640 --> 01:00:34,880
Speaker 3: the context of like forty minutes ago.

945
01:00:35,760 --> 01:00:38,640
Speaker 2: If you've seen Deadpool too, I sort of became cable.

946
01:00:38,280 --> 01:00:42,680
Speaker 3: In that moment, and so to answer the go ahead,

947
01:00:42,720 --> 01:00:43,960
Speaker 3: do more cable stuff?

948
01:00:44,000 --> 01:00:47,440
Speaker 2: Well, no, I just want want, I want to hear more.

949
01:00:47,520 --> 01:00:52,720
Speaker 1: I adjusted my magical watch and managed to skip back.

950
01:00:53,280 --> 01:00:58,080
Speaker 1: I'll say forty minutes yeah, and ask Kevin a question, yeah,

951
01:00:58,080 --> 01:01:01,400
Speaker 1: but for you to answer now in real time, yeah.

952
01:01:01,400 --> 01:01:05,280
Speaker 3: To make a choice between those two options, I guess

953
01:01:05,280 --> 01:01:08,520
Speaker 3: you thought that was happening in the present day, when

954
01:01:08,600 --> 01:01:11,400
Speaker 3: clearly Sean adjusted his magical watch and it was happening

955
01:01:11,480 --> 01:01:13,800
Speaker 3: forty minutes ago. I'm just saying, so I don't disappoint you,

956
01:01:14,160 --> 01:01:16,720
Speaker 3: So you don't leave and say like, well I chose damaging.

957
01:01:17,560 --> 01:01:20,560
Speaker 2: They didn't do it, and they just like blew right

958
01:01:20,600 --> 01:01:22,520
Speaker 2: by it. No, I'm accounting for you.

959
01:01:22,520 --> 01:01:28,200
Speaker 3: You yelled at me, So I'm I'm gonna you know,

960
01:01:29,560 --> 01:01:31,440
Speaker 3: I'm helping, and maybe.

961
01:01:31,840 --> 01:01:34,400
Speaker 2: Maybe he thought I was playing one of the games

962
01:01:34,440 --> 01:01:35,120
Speaker 2: we described.

963
01:01:35,880 --> 01:01:39,080
Speaker 3: That's possibly each of those questions was a card. It's

964
01:01:39,120 --> 01:01:41,240
Speaker 3: my turn to do one. So that's an easy way

965
01:01:41,280 --> 01:01:43,240
Speaker 3: for me to kind of get already.

966
01:01:43,000 --> 01:01:46,120
Speaker 1: Got a proven market for you, Like, we know at

967
01:01:46,160 --> 01:01:47,960
Speaker 1: least one guy who wants to play that game.

968
01:01:48,080 --> 01:01:56,200
Speaker 2: Yes, do you want to come up here? Is that

969
01:01:56,280 --> 01:01:57,520
Speaker 2: a homemade merch.

970
01:01:57,880 --> 01:02:01,760
Speaker 1: No, that is from surf Salt Surf. Yeah, well I've

971
01:02:01,800 --> 01:02:04,520
Speaker 1: disavowed Salt Surf. This is a company that made a

972
01:02:04,560 --> 01:02:06,280
Speaker 1: shirt that said nice and cool, and I thought, oh,

973
01:02:06,280 --> 01:02:06,920
Speaker 1: that's funny we.

974
01:02:06,880 --> 01:02:09,560
Speaker 2: Say that on the show. So then I wore.

975
01:02:09,320 --> 01:02:12,680
Speaker 1: It, just hang out, hang on the podcast a few

976
01:02:12,720 --> 01:02:15,520
Speaker 1: times and got my picture taken, and then I sent

977
01:02:16,160 --> 01:02:21,280
Speaker 1: them a DM and a very pathetic display. He was like, hey, guys,

978
01:02:21,280 --> 01:02:23,040
Speaker 1: I've been wearing your shirts on my show. A lot

979
01:02:23,040 --> 01:02:25,680
Speaker 1: of people are ordering that, like, look, people are liking it.

980
01:02:25,960 --> 01:02:31,760
Speaker 1: And they were like, hey, thanks, And then I was

981
01:02:31,840 --> 01:02:38,960
Speaker 1: like fuck you never again because I kind of wanted more.

982
01:02:42,080 --> 01:02:43,840
Speaker 2: Well, let's play a game.

983
01:02:45,080 --> 01:02:48,720
Speaker 3: Now I realized what I have done, what we have

984
01:02:48,840 --> 01:02:52,720
Speaker 3: done is we have brought two very similar looking white.

985
01:02:52,440 --> 01:02:54,560
Speaker 2: Men onto the stage.

986
01:02:54,840 --> 01:02:59,600
Speaker 9: Yeah, he's a handsome guy, though, I mean, they've got.

987
01:03:02,160 --> 01:03:05,560
Speaker 3: He can't respond, so it's tough to throw stuff at

988
01:03:05,600 --> 01:03:07,640
Speaker 3: him in this situation. I know this is your thing,

989
01:03:07,800 --> 01:03:14,880
Speaker 3: like speaking of but but I don't know what to

990
01:03:14,920 --> 01:03:17,640
Speaker 3: do about it. Now they look exactly the same. I

991
01:03:17,640 --> 01:03:20,800
Speaker 3: guess this is just like forces at work in.

992
01:03:20,760 --> 01:03:22,320
Speaker 2: My head that I'm not aware of.

993
01:03:22,800 --> 01:03:23,200
Speaker 1: M M.

994
01:03:24,880 --> 01:03:26,720
Speaker 2: Does this? Wow? We have a cool.

995
01:03:33,280 --> 01:03:39,720
Speaker 3: It's just fun to see Kevin exploring the stage. Is

996
01:03:39,760 --> 01:03:42,640
Speaker 3: that sense of discovery that I lost so long ago.

997
01:03:45,600 --> 01:03:50,440
Speaker 2: To see a live show Kevin's eyes? So what is

998
01:03:50,480 --> 01:03:52,760
Speaker 2: this game that you that you wanted to do?

999
01:03:56,720 --> 01:03:59,640
Speaker 9: It has to have cards, right, Yeah, of course it

1000
01:03:59,680 --> 01:04:01,360
Speaker 9: has to cards.

1001
01:04:02,480 --> 01:04:04,400
Speaker 2: It has to has.

1002
01:04:08,480 --> 01:04:17,520
Speaker 3: Always have proven tried and true device. Yes, I've leaned

1003
01:04:17,520 --> 01:04:22,400
Speaker 3: on that crutch many times. Be careful, it's a little creaky.

1004
01:04:26,160 --> 01:04:28,400
Speaker 1: And I gotta say we used to sometimes get upset

1005
01:04:28,480 --> 01:04:31,800
Speaker 1: at fans for coming up and trying to do like

1006
01:04:31,840 --> 01:04:34,760
Speaker 1: a broken English thing, or using like the sort of

1007
01:04:34,800 --> 01:04:38,800
Speaker 1: stale jokes that we had retired, which we but but

1008
01:04:38,880 --> 01:04:41,880
Speaker 1: and then and genuinely, the more I think about it,

1009
01:04:42,520 --> 01:04:43,440
Speaker 1: we never should.

1010
01:04:43,160 --> 01:04:46,600
Speaker 2: Be punishing anyone for that, because.

1011
01:04:47,560 --> 01:04:54,000
Speaker 1: If our fan base was able to like move past

1012
01:04:54,720 --> 01:04:57,640
Speaker 1: the sort of very simple bad jokes we started with.

1013
01:04:58,800 --> 01:05:04,080
Speaker 7: They would be gone, no one would be here before

1014
01:05:04,080 --> 01:05:06,919
Speaker 7: we do an empty theater. So I'm like, oh, I'm coming.

1015
01:05:07,040 --> 01:05:09,040
Speaker 7: I don't really do that anymore. It's like, yes, you do,

1016
01:05:11,760 --> 01:05:14,720
Speaker 7: and they're trying to do it, and you're like seeing

1017
01:05:14,840 --> 01:05:17,880
Speaker 7: it's like, you know, like you can't truly hate equality.

1018
01:05:17,480 --> 01:05:18,880
Speaker 2: And someone else that you don't sort of see in

1019
01:05:18,920 --> 01:05:21,640
Speaker 2: your set. It's a horror of recognition. Yes, that's right.

1020
01:05:22,000 --> 01:05:25,680
Speaker 1: It's like, oh god, that's what I look like hearing

1021
01:05:25,680 --> 01:05:28,080
Speaker 1: your own voice into a dark room and just be

1022
01:05:28,200 --> 01:05:30,520
Speaker 1: like being terrified by a shadow and then flicking the

1023
01:05:30,560 --> 01:05:30,840
Speaker 1: light on.

1024
01:05:30,880 --> 01:05:31,560
Speaker 2: It's a mirror.

1025
01:05:34,320 --> 01:05:36,680
Speaker 1: So that's what's going on. So I do not want

1026
01:05:36,720 --> 01:05:37,880
Speaker 1: to discourage this at all.

1027
01:05:38,040 --> 01:05:43,840
Speaker 3: No, please, but to continue with the crutch allegory, be careful.

1028
01:05:43,960 --> 01:05:49,480
Speaker 3: The wood has gotten a little rotten from sweat. It's

1029
01:05:49,480 --> 01:05:53,640
Speaker 3: smell like it smell the crutch smells bad from us

1030
01:05:53,640 --> 01:05:54,640
Speaker 3: sweating into the wood.

1031
01:05:55,440 --> 01:05:58,000
Speaker 2: You just refreshed my memory and what the question?

1032
01:05:58,360 --> 01:06:02,840
Speaker 3: The question was we need one more card game to

1033
01:06:02,920 --> 01:06:05,920
Speaker 3: pitch to Max. But the question you responded to from

1034
01:06:05,920 --> 01:06:08,320
Speaker 3: the audience, you mean, oh yeah, is that what you mean?

1035
01:06:09,160 --> 01:06:12,840
Speaker 2: Sure, okay, yeah, do you now do you not know

1036
01:06:12,880 --> 01:06:13,320
Speaker 2: what you mean?

1037
01:06:16,320 --> 01:06:16,560
Speaker 3: Hey?

1038
01:06:16,560 --> 01:06:19,440
Speaker 2: Hey, I think that's a safe assumption. Hey, neither do

1039
01:06:19,480 --> 01:06:23,600
Speaker 2: I neither do one. I've been done with this show

1040
01:06:23,640 --> 01:06:29,200
Speaker 2: for half an hour. Yeah.

1041
01:06:29,240 --> 01:06:31,960
Speaker 3: And if you're thinking, like we're like playing something out here,

1042
01:06:32,120 --> 01:06:34,520
Speaker 3: starting something complicated, how are they going to tie this up?

1043
01:06:34,560 --> 01:06:36,480
Speaker 3: There's like two minutes left in the show. The lights

1044
01:06:36,520 --> 01:06:40,240
Speaker 3: just go out, they turn off.

1045
01:06:40,240 --> 01:06:43,800
Speaker 2: It's dark. It's over, So don't worry about that. I'm sorry.

1046
01:06:43,880 --> 01:06:46,600
Speaker 2: We just wait it out, Like, what's the plan? I

1047
01:06:46,640 --> 01:06:48,160
Speaker 2: was hoping the song would go longer.

1048
01:06:48,360 --> 01:06:52,400
Speaker 3: Oh, sure, before that's messing up my timing a little bit.

1049
01:06:52,440 --> 01:06:54,440
Speaker 3: He only did the first part. It's a really nice voice.

1050
01:06:54,440 --> 01:06:55,480
Speaker 3: Are you a singer.

1051
01:06:59,040 --> 01:07:00,200
Speaker 2: Here? But here's the thing.

1052
01:07:00,320 --> 01:07:03,560
Speaker 3: Am I going to introduce like another bearded man into

1053
01:07:03,600 --> 01:07:04,400
Speaker 3: the show?

1054
01:07:06,880 --> 01:07:08,680
Speaker 2: No, I'm not. I've learned my lesson.

1055
01:07:11,280 --> 01:07:14,680
Speaker 3: If anyone who is not a bearded white man was

1056
01:07:14,760 --> 01:07:17,200
Speaker 3: to sing the song, I welcome that.

1057
01:07:19,720 --> 01:07:25,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, and this is our curse. Maybe it's not our fault,

1058
01:07:25,600 --> 01:07:29,240
Speaker 2: nothing doing, man.

1059
01:07:29,800 --> 01:07:36,840
Speaker 1: Maybe that's just Chicago City.

1060
01:07:38,480 --> 01:07:40,880
Speaker 2: I tell you, they're a little funny in that town.

1061
01:07:43,000 --> 01:07:46,960
Speaker 1: Okay, I see, Uh, some of these guys got this

1062
01:07:47,280 --> 01:07:49,760
Speaker 1: uh hair, but it's not exactly on the.

1063
01:07:49,640 --> 01:07:53,080
Speaker 2: Top of their head. It's on the front of it. Boy,

1064
01:07:53,320 --> 01:07:54,880
Speaker 2: that's just Chicago City.

1065
01:07:55,720 --> 01:08:00,760
Speaker 7: Leave me out of this, malays noze.

1066
01:08:00,840 --> 01:08:07,000
Speaker 1: You pointed this out this morning to talk about it now, Okay,

1067
01:08:07,120 --> 01:08:07,960
Speaker 1: but admit it.

1068
01:08:08,160 --> 01:08:17,439
Speaker 2: That's where we're just talking anyway. We want to get

1069
01:08:17,479 --> 01:08:22,160
Speaker 2: one question from someone. Yeah, that sounds good. Now you

1070
01:08:22,280 --> 01:08:23,040
Speaker 2: got your song.

1071
01:08:24,560 --> 01:08:27,360
Speaker 3: Okay, I believe that you have one.

1072
01:08:28,520 --> 01:08:30,920
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm seeing more. All right.

1073
01:08:30,960 --> 01:08:34,799
Speaker 1: There's a couple of rockers. That's a freaking hard rocker.

1074
01:08:36,680 --> 01:08:41,559
Speaker 1: Oh god, so rough?

1075
01:08:41,640 --> 01:08:45,639
Speaker 2: Huh yeah, I mean it's a lot like that being

1076
01:08:45,720 --> 01:08:58,519
Speaker 2: John Malcovich that first scene with the puppets. Yes, they're

1077
01:08:58,600 --> 01:09:02,519
Speaker 2: keeping their hands up the h I gotta give it

1078
01:09:02,560 --> 01:09:05,080
Speaker 2: to him. It's gotta be it's gotta be really good.

1079
01:09:05,080 --> 01:09:07,920
Speaker 2: The one question. I see a woman with her hand

1080
01:09:08,000 --> 01:09:08,559
Speaker 2: up at pace.

1081
01:09:10,840 --> 01:09:14,760
Speaker 3: Do you want to get Oh yeah, okay, yeah, okay,

1082
01:09:17,120 --> 01:09:24,320
Speaker 3: she's not coming to me. I thought you were gonna

1083
01:09:24,360 --> 01:09:26,400
Speaker 3: ask me a question for a second.

1084
01:09:29,439 --> 01:09:38,240
Speaker 2: I have one. Why did you think that just lost

1085
01:09:38,280 --> 01:09:38,840
Speaker 2: in the moment?

1086
01:09:40,000 --> 01:09:43,519
Speaker 1: My question is can we see more of Bosh?

1087
01:09:43,600 --> 01:09:55,720
Speaker 3: Yes, thank you now, Bosh Chef Bosh. I think it

1088
01:09:55,760 --> 01:09:58,559
Speaker 3: would be a really nice thing if you sang a

1089
01:09:58,640 --> 01:10:03,680
Speaker 3: song thanking everyone for coming. Maybe as a way, like

1090
01:10:03,800 --> 01:10:07,120
Speaker 3: we can leave the stage and like as we're leaving,

1091
01:10:07,120 --> 01:10:09,280
Speaker 3: you can like sort of sing us out and you

1092
01:10:09,320 --> 01:10:13,120
Speaker 3: can thank Max and Max thank you so much.

1093
01:10:13,439 --> 01:10:15,799
Speaker 2: You're welcome, You're welcomes my pleasure.

1094
01:10:16,520 --> 01:10:18,360
Speaker 3: Are you kidding me with that? Like this guy is

1095
01:10:18,400 --> 01:10:20,599
Speaker 3: running like a huge business. He comes all the way

1096
01:10:20,600 --> 01:10:25,080
Speaker 3: to our show. Thank you for the ideas? Unbelievable. And

1097
01:10:25,120 --> 01:10:25,800
Speaker 3: what's your name?

1098
01:10:26,080 --> 01:10:27,519
Speaker 2: It's Tim? Tim.

1099
01:10:27,720 --> 01:10:29,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, it might be good to say that you have

1100
01:10:29,840 --> 01:10:30,799
Speaker 3: like a huge business.

1101
01:10:30,960 --> 01:10:34,360
Speaker 2: I have a huge business. Okay, whoa wow?

1102
01:10:34,600 --> 01:10:38,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, and that's who listens to our show, but.

1103
01:10:40,160 --> 01:10:44,519
Speaker 3: Not bad and yours is like raunchy, like Christmas ornaments,

1104
01:10:45,080 --> 01:10:47,639
Speaker 3: like sex Christmas orders.

1105
01:10:47,960 --> 01:10:49,599
Speaker 2: Okay, that's good.

1106
01:10:50,040 --> 01:10:53,840
Speaker 3: So Max and Tim we're thanking Tim as well. We're

1107
01:10:53,840 --> 01:10:56,320
Speaker 3: thanking the audio. We're thanking the city of Chicago to

1108
01:10:56,640 --> 01:11:00,160
Speaker 3: see if you guys a character in this song, Okay,

1109
01:11:00,680 --> 01:11:03,800
Speaker 3: anything else and you're bosh for it, obviously.

1110
01:11:04,240 --> 01:11:07,240
Speaker 2: I guess you want to thank me. Yeah, well, I

1111
01:11:07,280 --> 01:11:11,599
Speaker 2: mean you kind of go to the no show without us, Okay,

1112
01:11:12,280 --> 01:11:12,720
Speaker 2: got it.

1113
01:11:13,000 --> 01:11:17,080
Speaker 5: Okay, I'm gonna handle Mike over to you. Hey guys,

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Speaker 5: chef boss here. This is in the tune of the

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Speaker 5: song Kevin's Birthday.

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Speaker 2: Thank God.

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Speaker 5: From the game Kevin's Parade.

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Speaker 4: Thank you, Max, thank you Tim, Thank you Max, thank

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Speaker 4: you Tim, thank you, Chicago City.

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Speaker 5: Thank you, Sean and the fans.

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Speaker 4: Thank you.

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Speaker 2: Remember bye. I'm a horny girl Wolf.

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Speaker 1: This has been an Airwolf production executive produced by Scott Ackerman,

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Speaker 1: Colin Anderson, and Chris Bannon. For more information and content,

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