WEBVTT - You Think It's Cute?

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<v Speaker 1>Cute. You think it's cute, You're a fool.

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<v Speaker 2>It's one more thing.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm strong and getty. One more thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Can I throw him something real quick?

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<v Speaker 3>Just because I just saw it and it's on my

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<v Speaker 3>mind share it's a couple of people arguing on Twitter.

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<v Speaker 2>They're like high level journalist types.

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<v Speaker 1>But well, I'm sorry to hear people are yelling at

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<v Speaker 1>each other on Twitter. I hope they can settle that

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<v Speaker 1>end complete.

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<v Speaker 3>But this is a lifestyle of thing. And the one

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<v Speaker 3>person tweeted out, and I don't know anything about this person,

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<v Speaker 3>but the one person tweeted out, I'm never planning on

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<v Speaker 3>having kids. I'd much rather own a Porsche and have

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<v Speaker 3>a Portuguese water dog and a golden doodle. And then

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<v Speaker 3>another person responded that with I feel bad for people

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<v Speaker 3>who don't have kids because they believe owning a Porsche

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<v Speaker 3>is going to be more fulfilling.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought that was a pretty good little battle. I

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<v Speaker 2>just can't imagine tweeting that out loud, even back.

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<v Speaker 3>Before I had kids, never planning on I have kids

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<v Speaker 3>because I'd much rather own a Porsche.

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<v Speaker 2>Doesn't that sound shallow to you? Even if you, I

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<v Speaker 2>mean fine, don't have kids? You know, but doesn't that

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<v Speaker 2>sound incredibly shallow to you? I mean to use that

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<v Speaker 2>as an example.

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<v Speaker 4>If that's their opinion, I'm kind of glad they're not reproducing.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a pretty good point right there. But do you

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<v Speaker 2>use you? I'd rather dedicate my time to art or something. Fine, Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>I still think it's wrong.

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<v Speaker 1>But yeah, I just the performative hyper confidence that everybody

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<v Speaker 1>has to have on everything, the idea of saying, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>it's not right for me now, but maybe someday people

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<v Speaker 1>change their minds. I mean, that's just that's not gonna

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<v Speaker 1>get likes, that's not gonna get retweets. You gotta be

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<v Speaker 1>you're an idiot and I'm great. No, I oh, just

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<v Speaker 1>so tiring, just so tiring.

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<v Speaker 2>Well I shouldn't bring this up. I know what you're

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<v Speaker 2>gonna say.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh as well, Oh here you go. Here's my favorite

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<v Speaker 1>porst joke and I owned one. What's the difference between

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<v Speaker 1>a portion of porcupine porcupine that pricks are on the outside.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, I remember this joke going around high school, which

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<v Speaker 3>I thought was awful about this one girl? You know,

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<v Speaker 3>it's the difference between.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, is this going to make my heart hurt.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, it's a difference between Marcy and a Porsche.

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<v Speaker 3>Not everyone's been in a Porsche's.

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<v Speaker 2>That's course.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't like it.

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<v Speaker 3>High school joke. And if that thought that was course,

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<v Speaker 3>wait till the rest of the pot. I got two

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<v Speaker 3>more things. I thought I had nothing for the podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>I got two more things to say.

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<v Speaker 2>One.

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<v Speaker 1>I hope they were more you know, uplifting than that

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<v Speaker 1>last one.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, that's only up from here.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't want to hurt anybody's It's just a fact.

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<v Speaker 3>I know three women in their mid forties who made

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<v Speaker 3>the choice in life to be childless and really really

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<v Speaker 3>regret it now, really really regret it now, like is

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<v Speaker 3>like makes them cry thinking about it.

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<v Speaker 2>So that's common ish common ish. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>I have a couple of friends that are in that

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<v Speaker 4>exact same boat right now.

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<v Speaker 1>And folks sometimes for medical reasons or sometimes a marriage

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<v Speaker 1>goes sideways reasons or whatever, and the window closes. That's

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<v Speaker 1>that's very hard for them too.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Well that's why I threw in the phrase chose, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>wasn't a medical thing or something.

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<v Speaker 2>Sure, this was lifestyle. What kind of were you going with?

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<v Speaker 2>I'd rather own a.

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<v Speaker 4>Porsche, Yeah, this was like a failed marriage that ended

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<v Speaker 4>horribly and she said, screw it, I'm not doing this anymore.

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<v Speaker 4>And now we're like years down the road, and she's.

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<v Speaker 3>Like, that is definitely an evange you have a man,

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<v Speaker 3>because I didn't. I didn't have kids, so I was

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<v Speaker 3>forty five. It was an option for me as a dude. Right,

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<v Speaker 3>she's got to find a younger woman. And what was

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<v Speaker 3>my other thing? I was gonna say, Oh, so I'm

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<v Speaker 3>picking up my son from the high school the other day.

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<v Speaker 3>This is on the cruelty of high schoolers. I'm picking

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<v Speaker 3>up my son at high school the other day, and

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<v Speaker 3>I got my window down and there's this one kid

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<v Speaker 3>that forever whatever reason, that has dress shoes on, and

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<v Speaker 3>he's walking across the parking lot. He's like wearing khakis

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<v Speaker 3>and dress shoes. And some guy goes, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 3>hey Jim, look at his shoes. And then they're both

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<v Speaker 3>like aha, like so working so hard to laugh, so

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<v Speaker 3>hard so they can point at somebody and mock them

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<v Speaker 3>and laugh.

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<v Speaker 1>How he's their self esteem by demeanian, Right, yes.

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<v Speaker 3>And you know, as they grown up having lived through that,

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<v Speaker 3>when it was painful for me to be on the

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<v Speaker 3>wrong end of that. It just looked so ridiculous, Like

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<v Speaker 3>why would you ever give a shit what those guys

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<v Speaker 3>think about your shoes? It's too bad anybody does I

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<v Speaker 3>know everything? Like why people did they pretend to Why

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<v Speaker 3>do they need to elevate themselves by trying to make

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<v Speaker 3>that person feel worse because they had to go to

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<v Speaker 3>their I don't know, they had to go to the

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<v Speaker 3>something at the church or funeral or who knows why

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<v Speaker 3>they're wearing dress shoes, But it's just it was so like.

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<v Speaker 2>Ha ha, look at his shoes, ha ha ha, what

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<v Speaker 2>a dork. I mean it was that my status is

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<v Speaker 2>now higher than his.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I would love to leave out to genderbread person

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<v Speaker 1>for instance, and maybe just spend ten minutes on that

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<v Speaker 1>someday in like fifth grade, I.

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<v Speaker 2>Almost wanted to go over and talk to that guy.

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<v Speaker 3>He didn't seem to be particular botter, but you never

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<v Speaker 3>know what's going on inside his brain. Let's say, don't

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<v Speaker 3>give a shit with those dicks. Think when you're older,

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<v Speaker 3>you will not It will not make any difference whatsoever.

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<v Speaker 4>One of the many reasons why I am so glad

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<v Speaker 4>I'm no longer in Icecho.

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<v Speaker 3>No kidding, no, kidding, or at least you have the

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<v Speaker 3>mind you have now, I can go back to high

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<v Speaker 3>school now would be hilarious. People pointing in laughing over

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<v Speaker 3>everything's really what are you doing?

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<v Speaker 2>Whatever? It's just why would I freaking care what you think?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh? That would be you know, it's funny. I was

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<v Speaker 1>about to say, I wouldn't sentence al Qaeda to four

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<v Speaker 1>years of high school. It's too cruel. On the other hand,

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<v Speaker 1>when if you could bring your life experience and confidence back.

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<v Speaker 2>For yeah, oh yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>That would be. That would be super great in some

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<v Speaker 1>ways at least yeah huh. Anyway, ah, golly gy, do

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<v Speaker 1>I even have the energy to do this?

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe save it for another day your choice.

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<v Speaker 1>On tomorrow's One More Thing podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>We've never done this before. He's ahead to the next

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<v Speaker 2>day's podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a very innovative On tomorrow's One More Thing podcast,

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<v Speaker 1>one of the most revolting, horrifying stories from the Animal

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<v Speaker 1>Kingdom you have ever heard or ever will join us

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<v Speaker 1>to be revolted and horrified on the next episode of

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<v Speaker 1>Armstrong and Getty One More Thing. Everybody's looking at me

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<v Speaker 1>with terror in their eyes.

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<v Speaker 2>That you think, lady, it's worse. It's worse than you think.

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<v Speaker 2>That's always a good tease.

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<v Speaker 3>It's always a good tease whatever you mentioned, and then

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<v Speaker 3>say it's worse than you think.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I guess that's it.