WEBVTT - Did You Miss Us?? feat. Donwill 0:00:02.080 --> 0:00:05.720 Oh my god, Hello, did you miss us? 0:00:06.160 --> 0:00:08.600 I know I did, Jordan, and I hope. 0:00:08.360 --> 0:00:10.880 That you guys had a beautiful summer break. This is 0:00:10.920 --> 0:00:12.760 adulting and I'm Michelle Mite. 0:00:12.840 --> 0:00:15.520 And I'm Jordan Carlos, and we are back to help 0:00:15.560 --> 0:00:17.279 you through all things adulting. 0:00:17.560 --> 0:00:21.079 And guess what, everybody, we are a weekly show now, okay, 0:00:21.280 --> 0:00:23.919 so you can get us in your ears every single week. 0:00:24.120 --> 0:00:26.000 Just stuff us in your little holes. 0:00:26.040 --> 0:00:28.159 Huge news you'll never get second us. 0:00:31.920 --> 0:00:36.559 Jordan, I just realized two days after pouring rain that 0:00:36.720 --> 0:00:38.920 my basement got flooded, two. 0:00:38.760 --> 0:00:42.559 Days after you realize after down there, look at that. 0:00:42.720 --> 0:00:44.680 No, I don't go to the basement. I'd be watching 0:00:44.680 --> 0:00:47.240 them movies. I don't fuck with the basement. I even 0:00:47.280 --> 0:00:51.199 still run up really fast, like someone's chasing my feet. Yes. 0:00:52.240 --> 0:00:54.240 My husband's like, we should turn the attic into like 0:00:54.280 --> 0:00:56.720 a sitting room. I'm like, where's the killer gonna live? 0:00:56.920 --> 0:01:00.280 You don't because I'm sure somebody's living in the and 0:01:00.280 --> 0:01:01.400 I don't give a shit as long as they pick 0:01:01.440 --> 0:01:02.160 up after themselves. 0:01:02.240 --> 0:01:06.040 But like, hold on, so wait, what was flooded? How deep? 0:01:06.200 --> 0:01:08.160 Where was it at? What's the problem? Do you need 0:01:08.200 --> 0:01:08.800 a French pup? 0:01:08.959 --> 0:01:10.880 These are all follow up questions that I should go 0:01:10.920 --> 0:01:13.600 to Anglie's list and figure out. Honey, come on, I 0:01:13.640 --> 0:01:21.679 got big titties and freckles. You think I know about flooding? No? No, 0:01:36.240 --> 0:01:39.600 oh my goodness. First of all, hello, everybody, welcome to adulting. 0:01:39.680 --> 0:01:41.720 I mean, you know what it is. At this point, 0:01:41.760 --> 0:01:45.119 I'm gonna shall you tell us Jordan Carlos. Look, this 0:01:45.160 --> 0:01:46.959 is not a humble brag. I worked really hard. I'm 0:01:46.959 --> 0:01:49.960 a homeowner. It is a full time job. All the 0:01:50.000 --> 0:01:52.720 carpets were wet and everything was soaked, and I'm like, 0:01:52.800 --> 0:01:54.600 oh boy, there was a big flood and now I 0:01:54.600 --> 0:01:55.840 have to get rid of it because I don't suck 0:01:55.880 --> 0:01:58.880 around the mold, yeah, or anything wet. 0:01:59.440 --> 0:02:01.360 Yeah, it's like the silent killer. You don't want that. 0:02:01.360 --> 0:02:01.880 It's not cute. 0:02:01.920 --> 0:02:04.000 It's not cute. And you know who's cute? 0:02:04.520 --> 0:02:04.600 Me? 0:02:06.000 --> 0:02:07.000 Sorry, very cute. 0:02:07.360 --> 0:02:08.560 Why are you saying it like that? 0:02:08.840 --> 0:02:09.640 Because I've got. 0:02:09.639 --> 0:02:11.280 I'm trying to eat a salad and talk to you 0:02:11.360 --> 0:02:12.840 at the same time, and it's yeah, you're. 0:02:12.760 --> 0:02:14.280 Trying to eat a salad and like have me do 0:02:14.320 --> 0:02:16.080 all the talking, which is fine by me. This is 0:02:16.160 --> 0:02:17.079 just like hanging out with. 0:02:17.000 --> 0:02:19.280 It there's lots of people out here that love salad 0:02:19.320 --> 0:02:22.840 amsr oh god, I'm about to put some ranch on this. 0:02:24.320 --> 0:02:26.359 I feel like that's all the internet is right now. 0:02:26.400 --> 0:02:28.440 I feel like my kid's growing up watching the internet. 0:02:28.440 --> 0:02:32.240 They're just gonna think that cooking is just whispering and 0:02:32.280 --> 0:02:34.200 cutting onions and putting them in a plate and then 0:02:34.240 --> 0:02:35.680 what I do is get my Chipotle? 0:02:36.240 --> 0:02:37.959 Are there any more steps other than that? 0:02:38.320 --> 0:02:41.600 Yeah, if you're reading a recipe your hands are dirty. 0:02:41.639 --> 0:02:43.560 You're like, wait, what does it say half of what? 0:02:43.880 --> 0:02:45.359 Oh shit? Do we have vanilla? 0:02:45.919 --> 0:02:46.040 Like? 0:02:46.280 --> 0:02:49.960 Yeah, your cussin half the time? Yeah, tea spoon versus tablespoon. Yeah, 0:02:50.080 --> 0:02:55.760 bacon soda versus bacon powder, baking soda too much. Let's 0:02:55.760 --> 0:02:56.440 get back on track. 0:02:56.520 --> 0:02:59.120 Can I just say you're the one taking this off track? 0:02:59.160 --> 0:03:02.760 Because what out was trying to say is, yes, be 0:03:02.840 --> 0:03:05.000 careful what you wish for truly. 0:03:05.440 --> 0:03:05.600 Why? 0:03:06.080 --> 0:03:08.080 Because we have to take care of our homes and 0:03:08.080 --> 0:03:10.760 our cars more than we take care of our bodies. 0:03:10.800 --> 0:03:13.120 At this point, it feels like it requires more work. 0:03:13.440 --> 0:03:15.919 It feels like there's always something we got to do. 0:03:16.440 --> 0:03:17.839 The only thing you want to do is just sit 0:03:17.919 --> 0:03:20.680 down and enjoy your home and then here come a flood. 0:03:20.720 --> 0:03:23.400 Al Roca, why can you tell me, al Roca. 0:03:22.960 --> 0:03:26.240 It's a good problem to have. But yes, there's always 0:03:26.240 --> 0:03:29.160 something happening with the house, always something. Yes, we have 0:03:29.200 --> 0:03:31.360 a flood zone in our house. And what happens is 0:03:31.600 --> 0:03:34.600 this one little spot like a drain gets clogged like 0:03:34.680 --> 0:03:37.040 leaves and things like that, and then that can raise up, 0:03:37.120 --> 0:03:39.360 especially in a flash flood, and then come into our home. 0:03:39.400 --> 0:03:40.920 And that's not cool. So I have to go out 0:03:41.040 --> 0:03:42.680 in the middle of a storm and like take the 0:03:42.720 --> 0:03:43.720 trap off, and. 0:03:43.680 --> 0:03:47.160 Then it just like sucks all the water down, and I'm. 0:03:46.960 --> 0:03:49.960 Like, what in the All black reboot of Tornado is 0:03:50.000 --> 0:03:53.880 going on? I mean, it is giving, Hateful eight, it 0:03:53.960 --> 0:03:54.840 is giving. 0:03:56.080 --> 0:03:58.960 But basement apartments in New York City's real people are like, oh, I. 0:03:58.880 --> 0:04:01.800 Can fuck with this is somebodice baseball apartment. And then your. 0:04:01.640 --> 0:04:04.440 Shits so many things happen. Yeah, your shit's fucked because 0:04:04.520 --> 0:04:06.480 a lot of this stuff in New York is uneven 0:04:06.760 --> 0:04:09.120 and so do you know what I mean? And so 0:04:09.160 --> 0:04:12.559 that water is gonna find its way. Ooh baby, it's 0:04:12.680 --> 0:04:13.320 a whole lot. 0:04:13.440 --> 0:04:15.240 But we both have one hundred year old houses, right, 0:04:15.320 --> 0:04:16.760 you got a hundred year old house. Got a hundred 0:04:16.800 --> 0:04:17.240 ye old house? 0:04:17.480 --> 0:04:20.880 Yeah, yeah, everybody, I got a hundred year old house. 0:04:22.680 --> 0:04:24.640 It's held up by hope streams and aarp. 0:04:25.200 --> 0:04:30.279 Yes, I have leaks too, It's yeah. I mean I 0:04:30.320 --> 0:04:31.839 love it. I love having the roof over my head. 0:04:31.839 --> 0:04:33.880 But the upkeep is real. Yep, keep it so real. 0:04:34.080 --> 0:04:36.040 Maybe I need to go retire and go to Boca 0:04:36.200 --> 0:04:37.040 someplace like that. 0:04:37.800 --> 0:04:40.560 Please don't because the podcast would not be happening if 0:04:40.600 --> 0:04:46.039 you no shape to Boco. But also shape. Yeah, it's 0:04:46.080 --> 0:04:50.960 interesting because these houses are beautiful because they're essentially like landmarks, 0:04:51.000 --> 0:04:53.159 you know what I mean? Yes, yes, but it's like, 0:04:53.200 --> 0:04:55.000 what are you gonna do? Get something new because I 0:04:55.000 --> 0:04:57.359 don't even feel like the shit's being built well the 0:04:57.440 --> 0:05:00.160 infrastructure in America. Let me just not get on some word. 0:05:00.200 --> 0:05:04.040 We can retual metal bullshit right now. But we just 0:05:04.080 --> 0:05:06.760 need to have better standards, is all. We just need 0:05:06.760 --> 0:05:09.520 better standards. You remember that building that collapsed in Florida, 0:05:09.760 --> 0:05:12.719 Bridges collapsed a ship, Come on now, don't do that 0:05:12.880 --> 0:05:15.839 to us. 0:05:16.200 --> 0:05:18.560 Was a parking garage collapse here in New York City 0:05:18.680 --> 0:05:21.240 killed a guy parking garage bam. You know how much 0:05:21.279 --> 0:05:25.280 you got to pay the park had to pay for that. 0:05:25.560 --> 0:05:30.160 I mean, that's crazy, that's crazy. One of the first 0:05:30.160 --> 0:05:32.400 time I took my minivan. Yes, motherfuckers, I got a 0:05:32.400 --> 0:05:34.440 mini van. You heard that right, Sure she does, but 0:05:34.480 --> 0:05:40.400 it's kidded out. There's lights in the bottom. Risbe spin it. 0:05:40.600 --> 0:05:42.920 The first time I took my vidiman into a parking 0:05:42.960 --> 0:05:45.200 structure in New York City, I was driving out. It 0:05:45.240 --> 0:05:49.680 was giving John Wick. I was just like, I was 0:05:49.839 --> 0:05:52.800 justa it almost driving. 0:05:52.839 --> 0:05:53.800 Guys were taming me. 0:05:54.440 --> 0:05:58.440 I was was purposely driving the side of my minivan 0:05:58.520 --> 0:06:00.320 into the walls, into the It was. 0:06:00.320 --> 0:06:04.200 Like, I cat no, I didn't know how to get 0:06:04.240 --> 0:06:04.600 out of it. 0:06:04.720 --> 0:06:07.760 I was like, you do, I soup like. It was 0:06:07.839 --> 0:06:10.000 like fight or flight. So I just kept going and 0:06:10.120 --> 0:06:11.280 fucking it up even more. 0:06:11.720 --> 0:06:13.320 And these guys were running behind me. 0:06:13.640 --> 0:06:18.280 Miss no, miss I'm like, I got it. 0:06:16.680 --> 0:06:20.600 It was given gone in sixty seconds, but it took 0:06:20.640 --> 0:06:23.520 like a minute thirty. It was fast and furious, but 0:06:23.640 --> 0:06:25.880 slowly painful. 0:06:25.960 --> 0:06:30.479 No listen driving a mini van in those narrow parking lots. 0:06:30.520 --> 0:06:34.920 When I got home, yes, he is like, what happened? 0:06:36.520 --> 0:06:39.719 What happened? And I was like, Frank Red tomatoes. Okay, 0:06:40.120 --> 0:06:42.200 you have to get a bumped out? What does that mean? 0:06:42.760 --> 0:06:44.839 Why are you saying things like I'm your bro that 0:06:44.880 --> 0:06:47.440 goes to Jeffy Loop with you with the coupon for fun? 0:06:47.760 --> 0:06:48.760 What do you even mean? 0:06:49.560 --> 0:06:52.279 Bumping out means you took the dents off the side. 0:06:52.400 --> 0:06:54.520 Bumping out mean something different than me, bitch. 0:06:56.520 --> 0:06:59.720 You buff out or bump out a dent and then 0:07:00.040 --> 0:07:00.880 out of your car. 0:07:00.960 --> 0:07:02.880 There was a lot of that. There was a lot 0:07:02.880 --> 0:07:04.080 of that. Yeah, I feel you. 0:07:04.360 --> 0:07:07.760 Listen, it's like trying to get like an overgrown watermelon, right, 0:07:08.200 --> 0:07:09.760 like that's driving a caravan. 0:07:09.840 --> 0:07:12.800 It's like it's just like you can't. You can't round 0:07:12.800 --> 0:07:13.880 those quarters down there. 0:07:14.120 --> 0:07:14.640 You can't. 0:07:15.240 --> 0:07:15.480 You know. 0:07:15.800 --> 0:07:18.200 It was giving, like, oh my god, it was giving 0:07:18.240 --> 0:07:22.200 dumb and dumber, like you have biggest vehicle they have. 0:07:22.280 --> 0:07:26.239 That was like a dog. That's what driving a minivan 0:07:26.280 --> 0:07:29.440 in New York City is like, Dan, here's the minivan shame. 0:07:29.960 --> 0:07:33.600 Some parking lots don't even take minivans. What they don't 0:07:33.640 --> 0:07:36.000 take them? And the ones that do charge you extra. 0:07:36.120 --> 0:07:38.720 I said, it's the same spot. What's the extra for? 0:07:39.000 --> 0:07:41.440 Save your life though, you know, save your life or 0:07:41.440 --> 0:07:43.360 so what I'm saying, Wow, I didn't know there was 0:07:43.400 --> 0:07:46.520 that much drama surrounding a minivan. I just thought there 0:07:46.600 --> 0:07:48.720 was like screens in the consoles and everybody was happy. 0:07:48.920 --> 0:07:52.280 Turns out, turns out not the case. Not the motherfucking case. 0:07:52.320 --> 0:07:53.440 How fast can you get in that thing? 0:07:54.160 --> 0:07:55.960 How fast can I get in it? Or get up? 0:07:56.040 --> 0:07:56.520 What do you mean? 0:07:56.560 --> 0:07:57.280 How fast does it go? 0:07:57.440 --> 0:07:57.800 Does it go? 0:07:58.000 --> 0:07:58.920 Oh? Really? 0:07:59.040 --> 0:08:03.920 Stop? Why are you talking to me like I'm Danica 0:08:04.000 --> 0:08:05.920 patrick By. 0:08:09.320 --> 0:08:10.240 Off the line? 0:08:10.960 --> 0:08:13.480 It goes fast enough to go to daycare and get 0:08:13.480 --> 0:08:16.680 me home for my meetings. Okay, I don't know. I 0:08:16.680 --> 0:08:20.400 don't know what the guideiap is. Okay, but anyway, you 0:08:20.440 --> 0:08:23.600 know what, just shout out to everybody. If you're driving 0:08:23.640 --> 0:08:26.920 the car that isn't your dream car, guess what the 0:08:27.040 --> 0:08:29.360 dream is just to have a vehicle, So you are 0:08:29.440 --> 0:08:32.199 doing it absolutely And if you can't come out the 0:08:32.240 --> 0:08:36.400 parking lot without hitting your car, I'm I'm fine with Look, 0:08:36.400 --> 0:08:39.120 I'll applaud to you guys. You tried your best and 0:08:39.160 --> 0:08:41.200 I'm here for that. That's all the end. 0:08:41.400 --> 0:08:43.560 Yes, yes, okay, But what was driving like in the 0:08:43.600 --> 0:08:45.920 seventies and eighties in New York? The big ass boats 0:08:46.040 --> 0:08:49.240 just like swerving this way, and I can't imagine. I 0:08:49.280 --> 0:08:50.880 cannot even imagine. 0:08:50.880 --> 0:08:52.720 I can't imagine either. But you know what I can't 0:08:52.720 --> 0:08:56.000 imagine a beautiful conversation with our guest for this episode. 0:08:56.000 --> 0:08:58.599 It's so exciting, bitch. You know, I'm gonna give you 0:08:58.640 --> 0:09:03.280 a segue. Aw you, guys, we have we have a 0:09:03.360 --> 0:09:06.080 very special guest. He's near and dear to us. He 0:09:06.120 --> 0:09:09.120 has been with the show since the beginning twenty seventeen. 0:09:10.240 --> 0:09:13.560 He is our DJ Don Will, and he's here with 0:09:13.679 --> 0:09:16.400 us today to sit down and wrap about it. I 0:09:16.440 --> 0:09:18.080 can't wait to talk to him. This is gonna be 0:09:18.160 --> 0:09:22.040 very exciting. Hold on to your airhorns, bitches. It's done Will. 0:09:27.200 --> 0:09:33.440 Oh shit, isn't done Will. They said it would never happen. 0:09:33.480 --> 0:09:37.880 They said it would never happen, but we defied the Oh. 0:09:37.920 --> 0:09:40.560 I'm so excited, so excited because, like, you know, you 0:09:40.640 --> 0:09:43.360 answer questions that the audience ask, and that's cool. But 0:09:43.440 --> 0:09:45.480 now we can actually sit down and wrap with you 0:09:45.559 --> 0:09:47.440 and figure out what's going on in your life. And 0:09:47.520 --> 0:09:49.520 I feel like every time we have like a little keykey, 0:09:49.520 --> 0:09:51.320 I'm like, we gotta talk about that on the show. 0:09:51.840 --> 0:09:52.920 So let's talk about it. 0:09:53.040 --> 0:09:53.840 Let's get into it. 0:09:54.080 --> 0:09:56.720 Congratulations on winning a Webby Award. 0:09:56.960 --> 0:09:59.600 Yes, thank you, thank you, And I'm in therapy right now. 0:10:00.240 --> 0:10:03.000 How to accept compliments so I appreciate it from both 0:10:03.040 --> 0:10:03.520 of you guys. 0:10:04.320 --> 0:10:06.360 That was one of my New Year's resolutions. Just say 0:10:06.400 --> 0:10:08.640 thank you when someone's like said something nice. 0:10:08.840 --> 0:10:09.080 Yeah. 0:10:09.280 --> 0:10:11.160 I backslided a little bit, like every now and then 0:10:11.240 --> 0:10:13.640 I'll get when I'm like really familiar and comfortable with people, 0:10:13.640 --> 0:10:15.920 I'll get into that, like, but well, it's not that 0:10:16.000 --> 0:10:17.839 big of it, and then I'm like, my homegirl the 0:10:17.880 --> 0:10:19.760 other night was like, no, it's a fucking big deal, man, 0:10:20.120 --> 0:10:22.119 Just accept the thanks and the compliments. 0:10:22.120 --> 0:10:23.400 I'm like, okay, I'm gracious. 0:10:23.480 --> 0:10:26.160 I love it. What was the Webby Award for? 0:10:26.920 --> 0:10:30.760 I won the Webby Award for Best General Music Podcast. 0:10:31.080 --> 0:10:34.559 Wow damn yeah, so it was the other contestants in 0:10:34.600 --> 0:10:39.160 the category. Other nominees rather were John Legends, Amazon Podcast 0:10:39.720 --> 0:10:42.160 and Ironic Twist. Me and John Legend both went. But 0:10:42.200 --> 0:10:43.760 I'll get to that in a minute. There was another 0:10:43.760 --> 0:10:46.320 one called She Rose Mixtape, which was another so No's 0:10:46.320 --> 0:10:48.800 based show. It's a really great program that like, honestly, 0:10:48.840 --> 0:10:50.640 if I wouldn't have won, I would have wanted them 0:10:50.640 --> 0:10:50.880 to win. 0:10:51.000 --> 0:10:55.079 Oh my goodness, look at you on Don. 0:10:55.040 --> 0:10:57.199 Well, you know, and putting my show together. Like I 0:10:57.320 --> 0:10:58.760 looked at a couple of shows. It's kind of like 0:10:58.800 --> 0:11:00.880 reference points and like things to model it after. And 0:11:00.920 --> 0:11:02.720 that was absolutely one of the ones that I, like, 0:11:02.760 --> 0:11:04.680 I looked at and I kind of studied in a way. 0:11:04.800 --> 0:11:06.520 Yeah, so I got to give them their credit, you 0:11:06.559 --> 0:11:07.079 know what I'm saying. 0:11:07.240 --> 0:11:08.840 So the way that the awards set up, you have 0:11:08.840 --> 0:11:11.480 the Webby Award, and then you have the People's Choice Award. 0:11:11.640 --> 0:11:14.079 The People's Choice gets the most votes, and the Webby 0:11:14.120 --> 0:11:16.319 Award is selected by the judges. John Legend got the 0:11:16.360 --> 0:11:18.640 most votes because he's fucking John Legend, you know what 0:11:18.640 --> 0:11:21.720 I'm saying, of course, but I got selected by the judges. 0:11:22.080 --> 0:11:22.760 That's the subthing. 0:11:22.840 --> 0:11:27.040 Yes, listen, John Legend might have won the popular vote, but. 0:11:27.000 --> 0:11:31.120 You got the electoral college. Ah, that's right. 0:11:31.600 --> 0:11:35.160 When I found out you one, I texted Don, I 0:11:35.240 --> 0:11:37.200 was like, you know, we're just like built to be 0:11:37.280 --> 0:11:40.199 like winning doesn't matter, cause we're gonna do what we do. 0:11:40.240 --> 0:11:42.040 And like, when you do something you love, you have 0:11:42.080 --> 0:11:45.679 to definitely sit and accept a certain not a certain amount, 0:11:45.760 --> 0:11:50.240 but a good dollar of rejection, right, Yeah, like more 0:11:50.320 --> 0:11:54.160 rejection in the entertainment industry than you, I think anywhere else, 0:11:54.520 --> 0:11:57.480 because anywhere else, if you keep applying, like I feel 0:11:57.480 --> 0:11:59.880 like you eventually get it, you know what I mean. 0:12:00.080 --> 0:12:02.080 It's very cut and dry, right, but like this is 0:12:02.200 --> 0:12:05.040 like you could still be better than the next person, 0:12:05.120 --> 0:12:08.160 but they just have like a certain end with someone else. Right, 0:12:08.200 --> 0:12:11.080 So it's like crazy the amount of rejection you just 0:12:11.080 --> 0:12:13.360 have to sit in, right, And when you finally win something, 0:12:13.440 --> 0:12:16.599 you're like, oh, what that on? It feels like it 0:12:16.720 --> 0:12:17.640 kind of feels good. 0:12:18.160 --> 0:12:18.959 I want to win more. 0:12:20.760 --> 0:12:23.360 I woke up to it. I looked at my phone 0:12:23.440 --> 0:12:25.000 first thing, and I just put the fund down like that. 0:12:25.040 --> 0:12:26.679 I didn't see that, and I went back to sleep 0:12:27.040 --> 0:12:28.760 straight up. And then I woke up again and looked 0:12:28.760 --> 0:12:31.000 at my email and I read it and I just 0:12:31.120 --> 0:12:34.240 didn't understand the words like that you won. Yeah, it 0:12:34.320 --> 0:12:37.600 just it didn't register. I've been having this conversation a 0:12:37.600 --> 0:12:41.360 lot lately. But like the thing about failure as an 0:12:41.480 --> 0:12:44.760 artist is that a lot of times success is just 0:12:44.920 --> 0:12:47.800 continuing to do the thing despite failure. So you might 0:12:47.920 --> 0:12:51.439 keep failing, but that's literally success because you haven't stopped. 0:12:51.480 --> 0:12:53.560 You know what I'm saying, That's kind of been my 0:12:53.640 --> 0:12:55.560 engine for a lot of years. Is that not to 0:12:55.559 --> 0:12:57.240 be cliche, but I think about you, I don't know 0:12:57.280 --> 0:12:59.040 how many times, like if you fall seven times, you 0:12:59.080 --> 0:13:01.679 get up eight or whatever, Like it's literally just that 0:13:02.040 --> 0:13:04.760 on the flip to invertit even further. Sometimes success is 0:13:04.760 --> 0:13:06.680 the failure because that can be like the moment where 0:13:06.679 --> 0:13:08.720 you're just like, what do I do now? So you 0:13:08.800 --> 0:13:10.920 got to kind of figure things out in a different way. 0:13:11.040 --> 0:13:12.560 There's that thing where it's just like how the fuck 0:13:12.559 --> 0:13:15.040 am I gonna taught myself? When my special came out? 0:13:15.480 --> 0:13:18.480 Your first hour as a comedian, you're just like, I 0:13:18.520 --> 0:13:19.240 guess it's over. 0:13:20.920 --> 0:13:22.600 No more material, Like I. 0:13:22.559 --> 0:13:25.040 Fucking did it, you know what I mean? I'm low 0:13:25.120 --> 0:13:29.600 key impressed by slash annoyed with comedians who like produce 0:13:29.679 --> 0:13:32.360 a new hour every year, and I'm like, you haven't 0:13:32.400 --> 0:13:35.320 been through enough shit to fucking talk about it for 0:13:35.440 --> 0:13:36.079 an hour. 0:13:36.760 --> 0:13:37.120 Yeah. 0:13:37.200 --> 0:13:39.680 I was gonna ask about that, like how how coming 0:13:39.760 --> 0:13:41.600 up with the hour and then burning through it like 0:13:41.640 --> 0:13:43.400 you're just kind of like you sit after a while, 0:13:43.400 --> 0:13:46.640 it's like what do I do now? Yeah? Kind of yeah, well, 0:13:46.679 --> 0:13:48.400 those people that come up with a new hour every 0:13:48.440 --> 0:13:51.520 year have what's known as writers, and that's how they 0:13:51.559 --> 0:13:51.800 do it. 0:13:51.840 --> 0:13:54.439 Man. And you can tell and you can tell. 0:13:54.600 --> 0:13:54.680 Ye. 0:13:55.000 --> 0:13:58.360 Also, one thing I didn't realize about Don, which I 0:13:58.440 --> 0:14:03.040 really appreciate, is that he does not mind leaving a 0:14:03.080 --> 0:14:07.560 party early. Listen, you know what I mean, because you've 0:14:07.559 --> 0:14:09.839 been to my parties and I feel like you leave 0:14:09.880 --> 0:14:10.720 at a decent time. 0:14:11.000 --> 0:14:13.600 Yeah, there's like two or three waves of leaving. There's 0:14:13.760 --> 0:14:14.800 the first wave. 0:14:14.840 --> 0:14:18.520 Yeah, interesting, which are usually like the early people, right, yeah, 0:14:18.760 --> 0:14:21.600 them friends that come like they're the first ones that come, 0:14:21.640 --> 0:14:25.360 and then the last ones to leave. You're just like, okay, yeah. 0:14:25.080 --> 0:14:26.880 The people that come first in our last leave are 0:14:26.920 --> 0:14:29.280 generally people who have a set of keys to your house. 0:14:29.280 --> 0:14:30.800 You know what I'm saying, Like that's that set of. 0:14:30.800 --> 0:14:32.560 Friends, oh my god, who are single. 0:14:32.840 --> 0:14:33.080 Yeah. 0:14:33.440 --> 0:14:35.600 Other than that, if they come first and leave last, 0:14:35.600 --> 0:14:38.200 it's just like, so what's going on home at home 0:14:38.200 --> 0:14:39.000 that you're running from? 0:14:39.040 --> 0:14:39.560 Like what's really? 0:14:39.720 --> 0:14:39.880 Oh? 0:14:39.960 --> 0:14:40.200 Yeah? 0:14:40.280 --> 0:14:40.920 Wow? 0:14:44.040 --> 0:14:46.400 In general, I'm a very punctual person. It's true. 0:14:46.680 --> 0:14:50.200 That's why we fuck with you these com shows. How 0:14:50.200 --> 0:14:52.560 it's starting on time from what it says on the ticket. 0:14:52.720 --> 0:14:55.040 To me, it's like five ten minutes after the time starts, 0:14:55.040 --> 0:14:57.040 everyone getting you sees, what are your drinks, Let's go. 0:14:57.520 --> 0:14:59.960 There's nothing better than being on time and then just 0:15:00.160 --> 0:15:01.880 hanging out afterwards. Yum. 0:15:02.120 --> 0:15:03.880 I would say it's as much based in anxiety as 0:15:03.920 --> 0:15:06.240 his professionalism. You know, when you fresh out of college 0:15:06.280 --> 0:15:08.000 interviewing for jobs, they always tell you to be there 0:15:08.080 --> 0:15:11.000 fifteen minutes early. If I had a job interview on Tuesday, 0:15:11.080 --> 0:15:13.480 I would drive to the place on Monday to figure 0:15:13.480 --> 0:15:16.080 out the route, like I was literally that person. Wow, 0:15:16.120 --> 0:15:18.600 I've always been that person. So now that it's like, 0:15:18.680 --> 0:15:21.200 you know, my own schedule showing up for like adulting 0:15:21.280 --> 0:15:24.080 or showing up to city winery or something in general, 0:15:24.600 --> 0:15:27.440 that anxiety has never left, and that level of professionalism 0:15:27.520 --> 0:15:28.000 has never left. 0:15:28.040 --> 0:15:29.880 It's just all baked in. So now it's like. 0:15:30.000 --> 0:15:32.080 Instead of like cutting it coast to get there with 0:15:32.280 --> 0:15:34.040 just fifteen minutes, I might come. 0:15:33.920 --> 0:15:35.960 An hour early and then go to a coffee shop. 0:15:36.160 --> 0:15:39.360 Yes, if I am running a little behind, I'm like 0:15:39.480 --> 0:15:39.920 right there. 0:15:40.520 --> 0:15:42.640 I had an acting teacher once tell me, if you 0:15:42.640 --> 0:15:44.240 show up early, you show up on time. If you 0:15:44.240 --> 0:15:46.920 show up on time, you're late. If you're late, you're fucked, 0:15:47.240 --> 0:15:50.240 and there's nothing better for me than showing up on time. 0:15:50.240 --> 0:15:52.240 And I get like anxiety as well. But like, do 0:15:52.320 --> 0:15:54.720 y'all remember showing up to work hungover? 0:15:55.360 --> 0:15:57.240 Yes? Yeah, sure absolutely. 0:15:57.920 --> 0:16:00.560 There used to be these really great uh I don't 0:16:00.600 --> 0:16:03.000 think they make them anymore, but for a moment, because 0:16:03.000 --> 0:16:05.040 when people used to smoke in bars, right, they had 0:16:05.040 --> 0:16:07.120 these awesome little things that you could throw in your dryer. 0:16:07.440 --> 0:16:08.640 You put your close in the dryer. It was like 0:16:08.640 --> 0:16:10.840 a dryer sheet and it would just take the smell 0:16:11.000 --> 0:16:11.920 of smoke. 0:16:11.680 --> 0:16:12.600 Off of your clothes. 0:16:12.800 --> 0:16:13.320 Oh shit. 0:16:13.600 --> 0:16:16.480 It was a modern fix for modern times, you know 0:16:16.520 --> 0:16:16.920 what I'm saying. 0:16:16.960 --> 0:16:20.280 So I was like, of course hungover, yes, and all 0:16:20.280 --> 0:16:22.840 the things that you needed right, needed oil, right, you 0:16:22.880 --> 0:16:23.720 needed you need. 0:16:23.600 --> 0:16:23.880 To get it. 0:16:23.880 --> 0:16:27.560 Greasy, needed something greasy eat the sop up that ship, yes. 0:16:27.640 --> 0:16:29.600 You know. And then you of course needed water. 0:16:29.640 --> 0:16:31.960 You need a gatorade pedia lighte people are always like 0:16:32.000 --> 0:16:33.800 p light knocks that ship right out. 0:16:33.960 --> 0:16:36.600 Yes, of course hungover. Some of my best work. 0:16:37.160 --> 0:16:39.360 One of my jobs was always I was a substitute teacher. 0:16:39.400 --> 0:16:40.880 I was like, I was just like teaching in the 0:16:40.880 --> 0:16:43.600 school God in New York City, No. This was in 0:16:43.640 --> 0:16:46.160 Cincinnati and Ohio, and I talked in Maryland too. 0:16:46.320 --> 0:16:47.880 In Merland. Yeah, in Maryland. 0:16:50.400 --> 0:16:52.040 Like you know, most times when you come in hung 0:16:52.080 --> 0:16:54.640 over with the teacher, you're the substitute too. You just 0:16:54.920 --> 0:16:57.600 wheel the TV and like we're watching Jurassic Park, and 0:16:57.720 --> 0:17:00.960 I said, yo, oh my god. Like I wouldn't do 0:17:01.000 --> 0:17:03.120 it a lot, because the thing is, teachers leave lesson 0:17:03.160 --> 0:17:04.800 plans and you have to, like, if you don't get 0:17:04.840 --> 0:17:06.760 through the lesson plans for them, it messes them up. 0:17:06.760 --> 0:17:09.080 So you kind of have to adhere to that. But 0:17:09.600 --> 0:17:11.360 I remember one time I had a class of like 0:17:11.520 --> 0:17:14.200 I want to say it was second graders. Sure, they 0:17:14.200 --> 0:17:17.680