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Speaker 1: Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran Phone's happened, Daniel?

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Speaker 2: What's it all about?

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Speaker 1: Well, it comes to us from Jessica. She says, my

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Speaker 1: mom's coming in for Thanksgiving weekend, so my husband Steven

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Speaker 1: cannot stand her. They don't get along. So I want

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Speaker 1: you to call my husband, tell him my mom's flight

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Speaker 1: home was canceled and that she has to stay a

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Speaker 1: lot longer. And she's going to start the call and

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Speaker 1: then I'm going to hop in later. I was like

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Speaker 1: the travel agent.

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Speaker 2: Yep, the evil travel agent.

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Speaker 1: Yep.

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Speaker 2: Let's listen to today's phone tap. Here we go.

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Speaker 3: Hello, hey, honey, do you have a second? I just

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Speaker 3: booked mom's tickets and believe put me on hold. There's

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Speaker 3: something screw up with the flights or you know, it's

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Speaker 3: so crazy right now it's going on, and well, she's

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Speaker 3: they're not going to be able to put her on

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Speaker 3: a flight till that Wednesday.

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Speaker 2: What do you mean to like then?

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Speaker 3: But it's going to be weak, it's not going to

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Speaker 3: be a big deal.

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Speaker 2: Come on, just there's not one flight that goes out

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Speaker 2: that weekend.

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Speaker 3: I don't know, that's why I follow you. I didn't understand.

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Speaker 3: She said it was going to be insanely expensive. They

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Speaker 3: were gonna take this is both, this is both?

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Speaker 2: No.

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Speaker 3: Oh, for good no, I can't what do you mean,

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Speaker 3: For God's sake, I can't know.

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Speaker 2: She's not staying till Wednesday.

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Speaker 3: I know my mother's a little crazy, but just you know,

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Speaker 3: a little crazy.

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Speaker 2: Man. She pulled out a rangy board last time. She

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Speaker 2: pushes my buttons, and she makes these. You know, she

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Speaker 2: has to make her sweet potatoes, which tastes like I've

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Speaker 2: been feeding him to the dog for the past few years.

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry. I love you and I can handle your

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Speaker 2: blown you know, just for a little bit of time,

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Speaker 2: but not for a whole week. Oh my god, I'm

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Speaker 2: being honest with you. I can't do this for a week.

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Speaker 3: You know she loves them.

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Speaker 2: We have to fix the plumbing, Jessica. We spent fifteen

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Speaker 2: hundred bucks. Clocked the toils.

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Speaker 3: She clocked the toils.

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Speaker 2: That was not a bowl. Oh please, come on, she

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Speaker 2: had a baby coming out of her get her out.

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Speaker 3: Hello, I'm say this is my husband, Stephen. To get

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Speaker 3: him on the line. I wasn't really curious what you

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Speaker 3: were saying, so could you sure?

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Speaker 1: No, I'll explain it so, Steven. So the problem is

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Speaker 1: is that your wife had booked your mother in law

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Speaker 1: on a flight leaving to go back right and unfortunately

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Speaker 1: that flight has been canceled. And I'm trying my best

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Speaker 1: to find something to accommodate you.

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Speaker 2: Guys. I'll get a silence license in less than twenty

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Speaker 2: four hours and I'll fly this flame.

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Speaker 1: The problem is is that as of right now, there

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Speaker 1: are no flights that day or for like three or

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Speaker 1: four days after.

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Speaker 2: So there's not one flight for three days.

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Speaker 1: This is not a last Excuse me, excuse me, sir.

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Speaker 1: I'm trying my best here, and I really wish you

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Speaker 1: wouldn't take that tone with me.

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Speaker 3: I wouldn't say you're not taking that for.

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Speaker 2: Either my mother in law. You've never met me, Okay, okay,

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Speaker 2: but a flight. There's got to be a flight. I mean,

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Speaker 2: we got to get her out in the evening or

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Speaker 2: afternoon or even six in the morning.

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Speaker 1: So I'm true, Okay, I'm trying my best. Give me

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Speaker 1: a few minutes. I will get back to you, guys.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I want to cry, all right, hold on, you.

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Speaker 3: Rap, and you don't pay day.

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Speaker 2: In my life.

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Speaker 3: You're not twelve anymore you are.

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Speaker 2: This isn't a matter of twelve years old. She pushes

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Speaker 2: my buttons, she starts fights with me.

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Speaker 3: General, I know, rip your buttons off. If you don't

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Speaker 3: calm down, we'll figure this out.

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Speaker 2: Just I've never had a problem with blood pressure. And

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Speaker 2: then every time she gets there, it goes up.

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Speaker 1: Hello, Hello, So I did find something. But okay, it's

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Speaker 1: going to cost you a little bit more money. And

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Speaker 1: I think you said you don't mind that.

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Speaker 2: Well, you know, if it's like an extra one hundred

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Speaker 2: ball or so, I can do it.

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Speaker 1: It's gonna come to almost two thousand. What come on,

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Speaker 1: and you'd be sending her first class. She would be

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Speaker 1: relaxing all the way home back to Fort Lauderdale.

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Speaker 2: I think that you could be comfortable, you know, then

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Speaker 2: she can stay.

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Speaker 1: I honestly, honestly missed, sir.

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Speaker 2: Sir, let's get her up by bus. Can you put

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Speaker 2: buses to say?

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Speaker 3: You're gonna put my mother on a bus?

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Speaker 2: What's the matter with the boss?

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Speaker 3: They got coming side?

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Speaker 1: So you know, this seat is actually for larger people.

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Speaker 1: That's why it's a little more expensive. And Lee is

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Speaker 1: a little bit larger, am I.

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Speaker 2: Right's of a boatswagon? Oh, for god, here's the bottom line.

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Speaker 2: I don't have two thousand dollars.

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Speaker 1: There is one other option I'm going to work on,

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Speaker 1: but you have to give me a few minutes. So

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Speaker 1: just discuss the first class issue, because if.

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Speaker 2: You were it the space shuttle, how about a swing?

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Speaker 2: How about a can and how about an artillery show?

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Speaker 3: You're so hilarious.

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Speaker 2: How about we put her in a body of an ICBM.

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Speaker 1: The other option, Unfortunately, your mother in law would have

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Speaker 1: two layovers and she would be staying in the airport

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Speaker 1: for about two hours at one, and it looks like

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Speaker 1: about three hours in there.

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Speaker 3: It's not fine, okay, I can know.

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Speaker 1: No, that's about five to six hours of just sitting

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Speaker 1: around an airport.

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Speaker 3: You're okay with leaving you I'm okay with it.

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Speaker 2: You can read a book, she can tell people to

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Speaker 2: cook sweet potato. She can plot their toilet at the airport.

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Speaker 1: Okay. So basically I should book that one because you

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Speaker 1: can't have her stick around for a couple of extra days.

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Speaker 2: I cannot have her there for an extra few days. Okay,

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Speaker 2: you've got it. Yeah, thank you.

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Speaker 1: So why don't you just write the check out to

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Speaker 1: Elvis Duran and the Morning Show. What your wife Jessica

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Speaker 1: just phone tuped you. God, your mother in law is

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Speaker 1: actually going home on that Saturday. Don't worry.

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Speaker 2: Oh my God.

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Speaker 1: And Steven, the sweet potato is really that bad?

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Speaker 2: I really have been feeding them, confesses to our dog

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Speaker 2: the Elvis Duran's phone tap.

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Speaker 1: This phone table was pre recorded permission granted by all

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Speaker 1: participants the Elvis Duran phone tab only on Elvis Duran

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Speaker 1: in the Morning Show