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Speaker 1: The Jewil Show on demand. It's another jewbil Phone Ray Mornings.

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Speaker 1: That's twenties. Hello, Hi, Hello, I'm looking for Erica. My

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Speaker 1: name is Missus. Oh hi is Erica? Hello Erica? How

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Speaker 1: are you? I'm not sure if you heard my name

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Speaker 1: or not, but you're dating my son Bryce. I'm his mother, Missus.

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Speaker 1: Oh hi, how are you? I'm well, thank you very

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Speaker 1: much for asking. Looks like she's got some manners on her,

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Speaker 1: that's nice. I was just giving you a call because

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Speaker 1: I know that you just started dating my little guy.

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Speaker 1: I just wanted to him check in with you because

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Speaker 1: I like to meet the women that he's dating, and

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Speaker 1: so I am. I asked him for your phone number,

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Speaker 1: and of course he gave it to me because Bryce

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Speaker 1: is a good boy, and I thought i'd just give

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Speaker 1: you a call and ask you what your intentions are

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Speaker 1: with my my little ray of sunshine. Okay, yeah, I

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Speaker 1: mean I really like Bryce. Totle him and dating. Yes,

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Speaker 1: who doesn't. All of his teachers loved him growing up. Okay, Um,

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Speaker 1: I'm just going to go ahead and come right out

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Speaker 1: and say it. Okay, all right, have you slept with

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Speaker 1: my son yet? I mean, if you must know, no,

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Speaker 1: I haven't, but I definitely am very interested in him,

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Speaker 1: and I do want to take this relationship further. Oh

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Speaker 1: my dear, I'm so sorry. I'm wondering if maybe we

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Speaker 1: have a miscommunication here. When I said the word sleep with.

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Speaker 1: Did you think I meant something like making love or

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Speaker 1: being intimate with my son? Yeah? Yeah, that's not what

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Speaker 1: I meant. I meant them. Be careful if you do

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Speaker 1: let him sleep over, because he does still with the

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Speaker 1: bed quite a bit, and I can I can recommend

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Speaker 1: some good sheets for you that will make sure that

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Speaker 1: your bed doesn't get all stained and gross. I've had

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Speaker 1: to get so many mattresses over the years because of him.

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Speaker 1: And I just also wanted to um see if you

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Speaker 1: had any of the ointment ointment well, because he has

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Speaker 1: accidents quite a bit in his sleep. I hate calling

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Speaker 1: it this at his age, but he usually has a

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Speaker 1: little bit of dippy rash and so you have to

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Speaker 1: rub a little bit of disappointment on it every morning. No, no,

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Speaker 1: thank you. I don't think I'm gonna be rubbing oint

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Speaker 1: Man Bryson's dock side every moore. Oh boy, have I

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Speaker 1: have heard this one before. That's always what happens I

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Speaker 1: meet one of his new girls that he's thinking about

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Speaker 1: dating or that he started dating. And they always say

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Speaker 1: the same thing. And then you know, a few months

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Speaker 1: go by and they're calling me and they're saying, where

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Speaker 1: do I get that oint man? Because his diabet rash

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Speaker 1: is eating me out of house at home and I

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Speaker 1: might not be able to pay rent. God, it all

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Speaker 1: just sounds like a little too much. I don't want

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Speaker 1: a kid right now, and it just sounds like, no, well,

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Speaker 1: I don't think you need to plan on getting pregnant

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Speaker 1: so quick. I also had him get a vasectomy when

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Speaker 1: he was fourteen. What, yes, I did? They take him

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Speaker 1: down to Mexico and paid a doctor at Yes, they

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Speaker 1: don't do that here in the States. You got to

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Speaker 1: be older, and he's got to be your own decision

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Speaker 1: and all this pishposh, And I said, the decision, his decision.

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Speaker 1: I'm his mother, and he's never going to grow up

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Speaker 1: and have a baby and move out of my house,

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Speaker 1: so they don't worry about having a baby with him anyway.

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Speaker 1: It Yeah, that wasn't so much my concern, but now

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Speaker 1: that's an even bigger concern. And I'm just gonna say it,

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Speaker 1: you're crazy and I'm not going to be seeing your son,

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Speaker 1: so you can continue rubbing his diaper rush ointment on

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Speaker 1: him yourself and changing his peepee sheets. I'm out. Okay, Well,

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Speaker 1: don't be out just yet. Let me tell you it's

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Speaker 1: a prank phone call. What. Yeah, it's a joke. Who

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Speaker 1: did this? Who is this? This is actually Jewel from

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Speaker 1: The Jewel Show doing a phone prank on you and

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Speaker 1: your best friend Ruby set you up. Oh my god, Ruby,

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Speaker 1: she said that you just started dating this guy. We're

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Speaker 1: telling her how into him you were, and he was

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Speaker 1: super close with his family, So I figured i'd try

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Speaker 1: to be his mom and freak you out about him

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Speaker 1: a little bit. Oh my god, I was so worried.

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Speaker 1: I was dating a twenty seven year old that still

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Speaker 1: peees of Vetterman's ty barage. So cute, my little Bracy,

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Speaker 1: isn't he? Oh my god? No. The Jewel Show on

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Speaker 1: Demand