1 00:00:00,200 --> 00:00:04,040 Speaker 1: I never heard them, Donkey other day, say it again? 2 00:00:06,760 --> 00:00:16,079 Speaker 1: You are true? Yes, Donkey. Today for Friday, August second, 3 00:00:16,160 --> 00:00:18,239 Speaker 1: goes to a forty one year old Florida woman named 4 00:00:18,280 --> 00:00:20,960 Speaker 1: Lauren Riley. Now, what does your uncle Shawla always tell 5 00:00:20,960 --> 00:00:23,239 Speaker 1: you about the great state of Florida? Say it with me. 6 00:00:23,600 --> 00:00:26,319 Speaker 1: The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and 7 00:00:26,400 --> 00:00:29,640 Speaker 1: all of Florida, and today is no exception. I believe 8 00:00:30,040 --> 00:00:33,720 Speaker 1: Florida is the actual Internet. You have a be online 9 00:00:33,760 --> 00:00:37,680 Speaker 1: and see some of the most madge, insane, deranged, nut 10 00:00:37,680 --> 00:00:41,320 Speaker 1: ass things happening and say to yourself, where is this? Okay, 11 00:00:41,360 --> 00:00:43,320 Speaker 1: this can't be the earth I live on. I feel 12 00:00:43,360 --> 00:00:45,479 Speaker 1: like ninety percent of those things we see like that 13 00:00:45,560 --> 00:00:49,640 Speaker 1: online come from Florida. Therefore, Florida is the actual Internet. 14 00:00:49,880 --> 00:00:53,000 Speaker 1: Now y'all know what a charcouterie board is, right, you 15 00:00:53,040 --> 00:00:55,480 Speaker 1: know the secruitary bordary board. Of course, that's like the 16 00:00:55,760 --> 00:01:00,840 Speaker 1: meet and keys. Yeah, yeah, French appetite as they call them. 17 00:01:00,840 --> 00:01:04,360 Speaker 1: They got the selection of preserved meats and cheeses. What 18 00:01:04,440 --> 00:01:06,240 Speaker 1: you like to meat, inn't And it's got like other 19 00:01:06,319 --> 00:01:09,480 Speaker 1: tasty things you know, arranged on like this wooden board 20 00:01:09,600 --> 00:01:11,920 Speaker 1: or stone slab meat. It's pretty good. Yeah, I know, 21 00:01:12,040 --> 00:01:15,840 Speaker 1: I know. So Lauren was busted with what can only 22 00:01:15,880 --> 00:01:19,399 Speaker 1: be described as a crack couterie board. The reason it's 23 00:01:19,400 --> 00:01:21,920 Speaker 1: a crack coutery board is because she had a smortgage 24 00:01:21,959 --> 00:01:26,520 Speaker 1: board okay, a spread of crack meth in pills. All 25 00:01:26,600 --> 00:01:28,440 Speaker 1: she was trying to get high and wont a Future's 26 00:01:28,440 --> 00:01:31,200 Speaker 1: hosts okay on like that Future said, all my holes 27 00:01:31,240 --> 00:01:33,400 Speaker 1: do shrooms, all my holes do coke. Personally, I think 28 00:01:33,400 --> 00:01:35,600 Speaker 1: futures should get new holes. But if that's what he's into, 29 00:01:35,959 --> 00:01:38,040 Speaker 1: Lauren is taking it to another level because she does 30 00:01:38,120 --> 00:01:41,840 Speaker 1: crack meth and pills. Now, her addiction is a disease. 31 00:01:42,120 --> 00:01:44,040 Speaker 1: So I wouldn't give someone donkey of to day for that. 32 00:01:44,120 --> 00:01:46,360 Speaker 1: But the drugs, all the reasons she's getting the biggest 33 00:01:46,400 --> 00:01:49,040 Speaker 1: heat Hawsey. Lauren was sitting in the passenger seat of 34 00:01:49,040 --> 00:01:51,520 Speaker 1: a car when her friend was pulled over in Saint 35 00:01:51,520 --> 00:01:54,480 Speaker 1: Petersburg for failing to wear a seat belt at eleven 36 00:01:54,520 --> 00:01:58,000 Speaker 1: thirty am on Saturday. A state trooper allegedly saw Lauren 37 00:01:58,320 --> 00:02:01,160 Speaker 1: reaching for something on the passage's side floor, and then 38 00:02:01,200 --> 00:02:05,200 Speaker 1: the trooper spotted a small burnt piece of tinfoil. A 39 00:02:05,240 --> 00:02:08,400 Speaker 1: piece of tinfoil isn't nothing but an air fryer for crack. 40 00:02:08,720 --> 00:02:10,920 Speaker 1: So when the cops saw that air fryer for crack, 41 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:12,960 Speaker 1: he asked Lauren to step out the car. Then he 42 00:02:13,040 --> 00:02:15,880 Speaker 1: searched the purse, and in that purse was the crack, 43 00:02:16,160 --> 00:02:19,800 Speaker 1: the meth, the pills, And she had that whole crack 44 00:02:19,880 --> 00:02:23,360 Speaker 1: couterie board in a container. And on the container she 45 00:02:23,480 --> 00:02:27,280 Speaker 1: had it marked written putting black and white committed to 46 00:02:27,360 --> 00:02:30,519 Speaker 1: ink on the container. I'm not making this up. It 47 00:02:30,680 --> 00:02:35,680 Speaker 1: said bag of drugs. Lauren had a pouch in the 48 00:02:35,720 --> 00:02:39,840 Speaker 1: car that literally said bag of drugs on it, okay, 49 00:02:40,360 --> 00:02:42,880 Speaker 1: And so she had three point twenty five grams of cocaine, 50 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:45,360 Speaker 1: one point seven five grams of crack, and one gram 51 00:02:45,360 --> 00:02:48,000 Speaker 1: of crystal meth, not to mention four point five pills 52 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:51,080 Speaker 1: of an anti anxiety drug, one point five opioid pills, 53 00:02:51,120 --> 00:02:54,120 Speaker 1: and two pills of an ADHD stimulant, along with drug 54 00:02:54,120 --> 00:02:56,920 Speaker 1: prowd of fernilia like a metal spoon, a syringe, and 55 00:02:57,080 --> 00:03:00,200 Speaker 1: four glass pipes. Now I need to know, well, how 56 00:03:00,280 --> 00:03:02,680 Speaker 1: many bags do you own, Lauren? How many bags do 57 00:03:02,720 --> 00:03:04,760 Speaker 1: you have that look alike that you had to label 58 00:03:04,880 --> 00:03:07,320 Speaker 1: one bag of drugs. And even if you don't have 59 00:03:07,360 --> 00:03:09,440 Speaker 1: any bags that look alike, why did you need to 60 00:03:09,480 --> 00:03:11,920 Speaker 1: write bag of drugs on the pouch? Now, I am 61 00:03:11,919 --> 00:03:13,760 Speaker 1: a person who does edibles. Okay, I do them for 62 00:03:13,840 --> 00:03:16,000 Speaker 1: my anxiety. I do them to relax. I know my 63 00:03:16,080 --> 00:03:19,040 Speaker 1: dosage ten milligrams. I'm good. I'm sharing that to say. 64 00:03:19,280 --> 00:03:21,639 Speaker 1: Never in my days of doing drugs are selling them? 65 00:03:21,760 --> 00:03:24,560 Speaker 1: Have I ever had to label something bag of drugs? 66 00:03:24,840 --> 00:03:26,520 Speaker 1: This is the type of stuff my wife does at 67 00:03:26,560 --> 00:03:28,240 Speaker 1: the house. You know, you go in the bathroom, things 68 00:03:28,240 --> 00:03:30,160 Speaker 1: that labeled. You know, you got your toilet trees, your 69 00:03:30,200 --> 00:03:32,639 Speaker 1: dental stuff, soap, you know, just like things are labeled 70 00:03:32,639 --> 00:03:36,280 Speaker 1: in the kitchen, brad snacks. But one thing I have 71 00:03:36,480 --> 00:03:40,080 Speaker 1: ever seen in my history of life is someone having 72 00:03:40,120 --> 00:03:43,520 Speaker 1: a bag of drugs labeled bag of drugs. That sounds 73 00:03:43,520 --> 00:03:45,000 Speaker 1: like something that would be on a bag from a 74 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:48,520 Speaker 1: clothing store called the High Street Boutique, our Dose of Style, 75 00:03:48,960 --> 00:03:52,600 Speaker 1: or a restaurant the Dose Diner, the Crack Cafe. Lauren 76 00:03:52,720 --> 00:03:55,360 Speaker 1: was charged with drug and para fernilia possessing, and she 77 00:03:55,440 --> 00:03:58,040 Speaker 1: has since been released from the county jail. No need 78 00:03:58,080 --> 00:03:59,600 Speaker 1: to try to make sense of any of this ladies 79 00:03:59,640 --> 00:04:03,000 Speaker 1: and get a just know it's Florida. Please give Lauren 80 00:04:03,120 --> 00:04:15,960 Speaker 1: Riley the sweet sounds of the Hamiltons you Oh the day, 81 00:04:17,800 --> 00:04:27,719 Speaker 1: oh the day. Ye all right, we'll take you for 82 00:04:27,720 --> 00:04:30,800 Speaker 1: that Donkey Today, Sir, Donkey of Today is sponsored by 83 00:04:30,839 --> 00:04:33,760 Speaker 1: renowned personal injury attorney Michael the Bull. Lamb is soft, 84 00:04:34,000 --> 00:04:35,839 Speaker 1: don't be a donkey when you need a fighter on 85 00:04:35,880 --> 00:04:37,800 Speaker 1: your side. 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