Speaker 1: Look mare, Oh, I see you my own look over
Speaker 1: there is that culture? Yes, goodness, wow, lost culture, last culture.
Speaker 1: Now what are they going to talk about today? That's
Speaker 1: what all the readers are saying. Now, what are they
Speaker 1: going to talk about today?
Speaker 2: Well, I'm genuinely asking this question because we are recording
Speaker 2: this on the same week as last week's episode, very near,
Speaker 2: very near, and so I do have that, you know,
Speaker 2: podcast or anxiety. I think, oh am, I not going
Speaker 2: to have anything to talk about with my co host.
Speaker 2: But I know that's never a challenge with.
Speaker 1: You have, Ppa. I don't podcast performance anxiety. Hep ah
Speaker 1: my god, do I just create We just created a
Speaker 1: new contemporary disease mental illness Ppa, Oh my god, Canadian
Speaker 1: golden showers. Yes, lover saying Ppa, I'm saying right now,
Speaker 1: this is going to be the best Last Cultures out
Speaker 1: of all time. Today, Honey, I don't doubt it. I
Speaker 1: don't doubt it. Well, there's much to celebrate and remember
Speaker 1: and reflect upon. Oh, can we just well, what do
Speaker 1: you want to talk about? First? Listen? We can start
Speaker 1: on a mournful note. I think we have to start
Speaker 1: in a mournful note. Yeah, because we're recording this On Saturday,
Speaker 1: September second, last night, a legend passed. Jimmy Buffett has
Speaker 1: passed at age seventy six. He was the singer, songwriter, icon, author,
Speaker 1: and entrepreneur. Billionaire. He was a genius. He was valued
Speaker 1: at one billion dollars. And this is when you go,
Speaker 1: maybe not all billionaires. Are not all billionaires. If it's
Speaker 1: Rihanna and Jimmy, if it's Rihanna and Jimmy and soon Taylor,
Speaker 1: three of the least evil people in the entertainment industry,
Speaker 1: those are the three least evil people in the entertainment
Speaker 1: They are the kindest, biggest slaves.
Speaker 2: Actually, I will say Taylor giving the teamsters bonuses.
Speaker 1: That's good. Are you kidding me? That was huge to
Speaker 1: give him a huge bonus. I mean like that's like
Speaker 1: everyone on the whole thing got one hundred thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: But we digress. Here's the thing we're talking about Jimmy.
Speaker 1: Now we're talking about Jimmy and I so the Taylor
Speaker 1: Swift of his time in many ways, bitch, did you
Speaker 1: know he is? I read his obituary, as many people did.
Speaker 1: One of only five or six writers, including Ernest Hemingway
Speaker 1: and fucking John Steinbeck to top to be number one
Speaker 1: on the bestsellers list for nonfiction and fiction. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean he had a real connection to people and
Speaker 1: to like creativity, to art. Yeah, and this man Ryan's
Speaker 1: flip flop with pop top you never forgot. You never
Speaker 1: forgot that blew out my flip flop stepped on a
Speaker 1: pop top? What is it? What's the rest? Had a
Speaker 1: cruise the way the cruise on back home, a cruise
Speaker 1: on back home. Honestly, here's the thing about Jimmy Buffett
Speaker 1: who And I was reading about him today too, just briefly,
Speaker 1: I felt like I didn't even need to just need
Speaker 1: you have the bibliography on him. I needed to. He
Speaker 1: is giving jaws like you don't know, Jimmy Offfitt. If
Speaker 1: you're not American, I feel that is the America. I want.
Speaker 2: This man who is able to unite people from every
Speaker 2: end of life, Yes, make them feel welcome, either in
Speaker 2: the music or in the eating establishments, just the lifestyle,
Speaker 2: Gulf and Western lifestyle. He created something many special things.
Speaker 1: He as a true artist in that he had a
Speaker 1: vision in combining fucking like Calypso country rock that's incredible.
Speaker 1: He invented a new way of expressing it. It was
Speaker 1: yacht rock, and it was been yacht but it wasn't,
Speaker 1: but it was still so signature and to have that
Speaker 1: in the music, end in the brand, and therefore in
Speaker 1: people's lives. My dad sent me the sweetest message I posted.
Speaker 1: I was thinking about him today, Trina. Actually I called
Speaker 1: him this morning. It was the first thing I did
Speaker 1: when I woke up. I looked at my phone. I
Speaker 1: was on a group Texas to Jimmy Buffett and tagged
Speaker 1: me and said, Matt, where thinking of your dad? And
Speaker 1: I literally called my dad. And I didn't know what
Speaker 1: to expect, and I didn't know if I could expect
Speaker 1: him to be like emotional or what. But they were
Speaker 1: at the beach and they came to the beach to
Speaker 1: pour one out for Jimmy. It's just I texted Andy
Speaker 1: actually to see how he was doing because they were friends.
Speaker 1: And apparently he was really at peace when he went
Speaker 1: like apparently he had been sick for some time and
Speaker 1: that everything was accepted and you know, everything was good.
Speaker 1: And I felt like, yeah, I mean what, that's like
Speaker 1: a fitting way for him to go, like truly like
Speaker 1: at peace. And also the fact is if he had
Speaker 1: been sick for a while and no one knew about it.
Speaker 1: I mean, this is someone who's like a cultural icon
Speaker 1: and no one knew he had been struggling. In this way,
Speaker 1: I think he genuinely had care for his fans up
Speaker 1: until the very end. He's like, I don't want them
Speaker 1: to know that I'm suffering. I want them to think
Speaker 1: it's still a party, you know what I mean. And
Speaker 1: even in the way that they disclosed, his manner of
Speaker 1: passing was very like the vibes were good, and it's
Speaker 1: just so rough because my dad said like he was
Speaker 1: the music to my voyage. Oh my god. Yeah, people
Speaker 1: have a connection your dad being like the parrot head.
Speaker 1: You've seen that room in my old house. I've seen
Speaker 1: the room. It is imagine a corner in a basement
Speaker 1: at the basement, right, it was like the back den.
Speaker 1: The back den. Yeah, that is just airlifted out of
Speaker 1: city walk. Yes, it's beautiful. It was. It was a
Speaker 1: beautiful room. And but I'm just saying like this, there
Speaker 1: were so many parrots in that room. So remember counting them.
Speaker 1: I didn't count them. Oh I count there was about
Speaker 1: twenty three parrots. Did did you just count the parrots
Speaker 1: in Broadway ants or no, I think we did that,
Speaker 1: count the parents in Broadways. But in Broadway Ants, which
Speaker 1: was my old web series with Doug White with Doug Whydeck,
Speaker 1: they did debrief all the shows they saw in that room.
Speaker 1: I think we discussed it. Funny. That's so funny.
Speaker 2: No, I'm saying, like he provided an esthetic for so
Speaker 2: many people, your dad included obviously. Yeah, it's a lifestyle.
Speaker 2: And when you sell people a lifestyle that is like harmless. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and like it's about chilling out. It's about chilling out.
Speaker 2: Like that is like thank god he like provided that
Speaker 2: on such a scale. Yeah, And I don't mean scale
Speaker 2: in the business, and I just mean like in terms
Speaker 2: of like getting into people's hearts and creating a fantasy
Speaker 2: for people that is like really lovely.
Speaker 1: I think is beautiful. I mean it really is like this,
Speaker 1: Like I think that a lot of people that were
Speaker 1: his fans were actually hard working type a people who
Speaker 1: just literally wanted a break. And literally he personified what
Speaker 1: it meant to take a break, to take a break.
Speaker 2: But see, even even if you're talking about like him
Speaker 2: not wanting to worry his fans for any illness because
Speaker 2: the party is still going. I mean that is like
Speaker 2: a pure commitment to that idea because even he, like
Speaker 2: I think like after a certain age, was like, this
Speaker 2: isn't what I do anymore necessarily in my own life,
Speaker 2: but I will still sing about it. I'm very much
Speaker 2: like when he started writing books. I think was when
Speaker 2: he was like buckling down and being like I am
Speaker 2: just gonna be like pretty like square and not be
Speaker 2: like this man. But then I'll dress up on stage
Speaker 2: as this guy. M like, that is there's such a
Speaker 2: beauty to that too.
Speaker 1: What if today Beyonce at Renaissance Stur does a cover
Speaker 1: of cheeseburger. Imagine Beyonce at Renaissance in La in La,
Speaker 1: just like so close to her birthday. She's like, we
Speaker 1: need to stop the show tonight. We have lost a
Speaker 1: legend because you know Beyonce respect of course she does,
Speaker 1: and she shut it all down to saying geez burger
Speaker 1: in paradise. I would love that. If she is worth
Speaker 1: her salt, she will turn to God and she will
Speaker 1: say up there in heaven, I see you, Jimmy. Here's
Speaker 1: my sunning rendition. She has of cheeseburger and she has
Speaker 1: to this man.
Speaker 2: Just before the skincarelines and the fucking.
Speaker 1: Before my Slabs, there was Margaritaville, And that's a rule
Speaker 1: of culture. Number nine before house, I believe your go
Speaker 1: to is House Flabs and not fenty or like No,
Speaker 1: for me, the number one celebrity brand is House Lab Labs.
Speaker 1: Should we do a House Labs episode where we have like,
Speaker 1: do we do a video and we have a woman
Speaker 1: come in who's like incredible jobs and we just do
Speaker 1: a house we should just get rap?
Speaker 2: Maybe her name is Stephanie GERMANA. What if Gaga ever
Speaker 2: came on the pod? That would be first of all,
Speaker 2: I realized that I am going through my life with
Speaker 2: Gaga the same way you.
Speaker 1: Am going through my life with Yaga, the same way
Speaker 1: you did for a long time with Kelly.
Speaker 2: Where like I have fear about meeting her, yes, I
Speaker 2: completely understand. And if I've ever presented the option where
Speaker 2: it's not completely on my own terms, I will decline.
Speaker 1: Do you know what I'm saying? And if she were to.
Speaker 2: Ever come on this pod, can you even imagine I?
Speaker 2: That would be my not to compare it to your
Speaker 2: journey or your voyage, but I would not be able
Speaker 2: to keep now.
Speaker 1: I have such.
Speaker 2: Respect for the composure and the professionalism you kept around
Speaker 2: her during her episode. It's even on fucking film, like
Speaker 2: I would not be able to keep it together.
Speaker 1: But we're going to. I don't know, I'm putting it out.
Speaker 2: Anything is possible at this point, really, especially in a
Speaker 2: post Kelly landscape on Lost Culturistas.
Speaker 1: But I I just if we committed, I think we
Speaker 1: could make a serious case for God. Come on the pod,
Speaker 1: we come on, you know what will do? This is
Speaker 1: what I want to do. I want to go to
Speaker 1: Vegas with you and see her jazz and pian I know,
Speaker 1: and do it there?
Speaker 2: Did you see she did stupid love jazz rendition and
Speaker 2: it sounds dare I say, little monsters just saying it
Speaker 2: sounds better the original?
Speaker 1: I mean, why wouldn't it. She's just a constant sleigh.
Speaker 2: Constant sight, like the horns come in and it's like Woo's.
Speaker 1: I would love that, do you?
Speaker 2: I mean not that this would have happened because he
Speaker 2: was sick and we don't know what he would have
Speaker 2: been able to do. You have regrets about not getting
Speaker 2: Jimmy on?
Speaker 1: Oh? I mean like that would have been fun. But
Speaker 1: I don't. It's a difference. The reason why he's more
Speaker 1: significant for me is through my father. It's not for me.
Speaker 1: It's just like it will always connect to that joy.
Speaker 2: He's the type of person I'm sure who would not
Speaker 2: have minded that like someone's parent of a different generation.
Speaker 2: I mean, no way was like their gateway through to even.
Speaker 1: Like the title of his Greatest Hits album is one
Speaker 1: of the best greatest Hits titles. It's songs you know
Speaker 1: by heart. That's just like straightforward, it's like beautiful, Yeah,
Speaker 1: these are songs you know by heart. And guess what
Speaker 1: they were not hits. He actually only had any I
Speaker 1: always video was like the only like chart come Monday.
Speaker 1: And I think Margaritaville probably at some point just because
Speaker 1: of the all I want for Christmas is uness of Margaritaville.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, oh my god, inspiration inspiration is struck. The
Speaker 2: genius is in the walls. Can I ask did he
Speaker 2: invent the phrase it's five o'clock somewhere? Did he invent that?
Speaker 1: Well, that was a song that he did with Kenny Chesney,
Speaker 1: but based on the phrase I don't I can't, let's
Speaker 1: look it up. I feel who invented? Who coined what
Speaker 1: this is? Good? Okay, so you guys, we're here in
Speaker 1: the culture lab and we're typing away who coined the phrase?
Speaker 2: It appears like comedian Red Skelton coined I re least
Speaker 2: popularized the phrase in nineteen fifty nine.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, so this is interesting. You know when you
Speaker 1: type something into Google and it fills in Yeah, so
Speaker 1: this is what I love when that happened. This is
Speaker 1: what happens when you type in who coined the phrase? Okay,
Speaker 1: and let's see if you can answer each one, and
Speaker 1: it's quiz bowl. Okay, who coined the phrase manifest destiny?
Speaker 2: I think I feel like that is a because in
Speaker 2: paintings have manifest destiny, there's like an angel. I feel
Speaker 2: like it's either a Christian thing or it's like a
Speaker 2: Greek thing.
Speaker 1: Why do I feel like it's like Andrew Jackson maybe
Speaker 1: who coined the phrase? And now I'm gonna click it.
Speaker 1: John John Lewis O'Sullivan eighteen thirteen to eighteen ninety five
Speaker 1: American and her they paint Columbia. Yeah, yeah, they paint
Speaker 1: like the woman Columbia, right, America. She's like moving across
Speaker 1: the island. I think, yes, yes, yes, what it was
Speaker 1: was like, it is our destiny to manifest the entirety
Speaker 1: of the continent of America. Yeah, totally period period. Okay,
Speaker 1: what are you coined the phrase? Oh? My god, this
Speaker 1: is our news segment? Who coined the phrase? Who coined
Speaker 1: the phrase cold war? Oh? Interesting? These are a little
Speaker 1: too historic, don't you think? Do you want to just say,
Speaker 1: my guests, Yeah, your.
Speaker 2: Guess who coined the phrase cold war? I'm gonna say
Speaker 2: that it predates the actual cold warm Hm, let's say
Speaker 2: it was I don't fucking know know, Walt Whitman.
Speaker 1: The first use of the term to describe the specific
Speaker 1: post war geopolitical confrontation between the Soviet Union and the
Speaker 1: United States, came in a speech by Bernard Baruch, an
Speaker 1: influential advisor to Democratic presidents, on April sixteenth, nineteen forty seven.
Speaker 1: I would have never known. Yep, So this is this
Speaker 1: still fun? After one more, we're gonna find out who
Speaker 1: coined the phrase rock and roll? Oh I don't pos
Speaker 1: I'm sure Alan Freed was his name anyway, anyway, Sorry,
Speaker 1: I didn't mean to No, you're right, it's not being fun,
Speaker 1: probably like one and a half because I've never heard
Speaker 1: of these fucking people I know, But isn't it interesting?
Speaker 1: Like we weren't wrong, We just weren't right. We just
Speaker 1: weren't right. We sort of knew something. That's actually a
Speaker 1: really interesting test of what the fuck you remember from
Speaker 1: high school? All the bullshit that we had just said
Speaker 1: through Do you remember one? Man? I remember a lot
Speaker 1: of maths trig If I put a trigonometry problem in
Speaker 1: front of your face right now, what would happen?
Speaker 2: I don't know, but you know what this is what
Speaker 2: blows my mind. There are friends of ours who know
Speaker 2: this shit because they have to, oh for tutoring. It's
Speaker 2: like Josh Sharp knows every fucking.
Speaker 1: Yup, he's got to know the periodic table. Charlie Barday
Speaker 1: is out here teaching kids the sat right. Yeah, he
Speaker 1: a'm getting that wrong. Yep, he has to know the
Speaker 1: quadratic that I'm like, thank god, thank god, although I
Speaker 1: would have if I needed to. Yes, does that sound weird? Not?
Speaker 1: It doesn't sound weird. I was sitting here thinking like
Speaker 1: how lost I would be on one of those tests,
Speaker 1: like if you put like THET in front of me
Speaker 1: right now, which, by the way, I'm sorry to do
Speaker 1: this to you. But you do have perfect scores on
Speaker 1: both these tests. No Nosa sac SAT. Was you flopped
Speaker 1: on SAT?
Speaker 2: Wow, bitch, I got a twenty two hundred out of
Speaker 2: twenty four.
Speaker 1: That's slayer. Why would you do I don't want to
Speaker 1: do that. Did you see the tellyboard day and Joe
Speaker 1: Castel Baker? I want to stay in that house against
Speaker 1: speak it.
Speaker 2: That was the charge already house and we got a
Speaker 2: little you know, that was when we talked about the
Speaker 2: house and quote unquote made fun of it, even though
Speaker 2: it did on my knees begging them to forgive us.
Speaker 2: They did and ultimately it was fine, but it was
Speaker 2: because that house is stunning. I've had rough parties there
Speaker 2: one weeks where I was not staying in that house
Speaker 2: where it was like every geek when you've ever met,
Speaker 2: was like, I mean.
Speaker 1: Yes, but also it's like it's about how you fill
Speaker 1: the house yourself. You know what you fill the house?
Speaker 1: We'd love.
Speaker 2: That house will always be very special to me. I
Speaker 2: have very special memories in that house, and I am sorry.
Speaker 2: Sometimes we do this Reader's Keys Publicis finalists and Matt
Speaker 2: comes in with one energy, I come in with another.
Speaker 1: Today it was the energy was. Matt was like, oh,
Speaker 1: we God, we have so much to talk about, and
Speaker 1: my energy was we just recorded four days ago. I
Speaker 1: know you're so right.
Speaker 2: I wanted to talk about although enjoyment. Although, but I
Speaker 2: think although when joined that last week, do you know
Speaker 2: what I'm googling?
Speaker 1: What is popular right now? No? No, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: let's say no. This is our first pop Crave episode
Speaker 1: where we go down Popcrave to eight Popcrave episode. Can
Speaker 1: I tell you I have had so much news day
Speaker 1: they will win a Pulitzer by the end of this
Speaker 1: half decade by twenty twenty five. I mean, forget about CNN,
Speaker 1: MSNBC saying Trump was arrested. I found out from Popcrave.
Speaker 1: I think every time Trump has been arrested, it's been
Speaker 1: pop Crave. They have someone placed everywhere.
Speaker 2: Popcrave broke the story of Charlie xcx unfollowing arena and
Speaker 2: then tweeting messy Era, and then that caused it's actu
Speaker 2: an uproar that Charlie had to put out an extra
Speaker 2: like statement about.
Speaker 1: Pop Crave is scaring the girl? Wait, what's going on
Speaker 1: with that Charlie stuff?
Speaker 2: I don't really know, but then the statement she put
Speaker 2: out was basically like, I didn't want to do this,
Speaker 2: but after getting off the phone with Rina, I just
Speaker 2: think you should all know that this happened over a
Speaker 2: personal disagreement.
Speaker 1: And blah blah blah blah blah.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, wow, pop Crape is forcing fucking the girls,
Speaker 2: forcing the girls to talk, and isn't that huge?
Speaker 1: Okay? Do you want to get tweet by tweet pop Crave? Yes,
Speaker 1: Pop Crave, that is so okay.
Speaker 2: First, Ariana Grande looks beautiful and newly shared photos.
Speaker 1: Yeah, your girl, Oh my god, ari we love you.
Speaker 1: Does she let me see the pictures? Look at her?
Speaker 1: Absolutely beautiful, beautiful girl, beautiful girl, stunning.
Speaker 2: She has a very smashed, shattered iPhone and I will
Speaker 2: say she calls that her art piece. She says, look
Speaker 2: at my art piece. Is she a girl with a
Speaker 2: smashed iPhone? She's a girl with a smash. She goes
Speaker 2: Onnatrual with her iPhone. One day on set, someone complimented
Speaker 2: her for They're like, oh my god, I kind of
Speaker 2: love the cracks on your phone.
Speaker 1: She goes, thank you, my art piece. Okay. Cinderella was
Speaker 1: released two years ago. Pop Craz always saying, remember not Cinderella,
Speaker 1: but the Camilla Cabello Amazon Cinderella. Wow. A Moment in
Speaker 1: Culture starring.
Speaker 2: Adina Menzel starring Billy Porter starting, Oh my god, Maddie
Speaker 2: Maddi from Hairspray Live. I forget what her last name.
Speaker 1: Is, Ballio or Baalo or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I
Speaker 1: think that's her. That's beautiful. What else is popcra saying?
Speaker 1: Shang Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings was
Speaker 1: released two years ago. Oh, I saw it that. I
Speaker 1: saw it that weekend. I saw it that weekend. I said,
Speaker 1: I have to go see shang Xi. I have to
Speaker 1: see shang Chi starring friend of the Pod Michelle Yoh,
Speaker 1: Stephanie Schu.
Speaker 2: Camp Rock Too. The Final Jam premiered thirteen years ago.
Speaker 2: I was never a camp Rock kid.
Speaker 1: I actually, for some reason, the YouTube wormhole that I've
Speaker 1: fallen into is like Disney Kids, and like Disney Kids
Speaker 1: when they first appeared on Allen uh huh. And it's
Speaker 1: so funny that camp Rock was such a sensation that
Speaker 1: Debbie Latta was huge, because it really wasn't that girl
Speaker 1: like high school musical, was that girl that was phenomenon?
Speaker 1: Camp Rock was not who literally watched Camp Rock? Can
Speaker 1: I actually throw that question out there?
Speaker 2: You're gonna get millions of responses. Seriously, we were in
Speaker 2: that window where it would not have been cool to
Speaker 2: watch it. I think we were like at that age
Speaker 2: we're like, oh, you watched like high school musical.
Speaker 1: I remember we were. It worked because I was in
Speaker 1: high school. It still hit me so hard.
Speaker 2: I think we were like right in college as Camp
Speaker 2: Rock YEP, thirteen years ago. So what is that like
Speaker 2: twenty ten? So then we were in college, right, we
Speaker 2: were like trying to be cool college students in New
Speaker 2: York wearing black, smoking cigarette, you know what I mean? Yeah,
Speaker 2: So that's no people people fucking worship this shit. Yeah,
Speaker 2: they truly love Camp Rock. There's people out there that
Speaker 2: truly love it. And I'm really.
Speaker 1: Excited to hear from you. And I want you to
Speaker 1: be really forceful with me that I don't know it.
Speaker 1: Bust me around, bust me around. Snake bomb me O
Speaker 1: snake bomb me. Oh my god, the look I just dove.
Speaker 1: Next up Easter Race stunts for night one of the
Speaker 1: Renaissance tour in Los Angeles. Yes, and she followed the
Speaker 1: prompt of wearing silver thank you. A lot of U
Speaker 1: LA girls followed the prompt very well. I saw you,
Speaker 1: but I also saw it. And can I say denim?
Speaker 1: And can I say something? I understand you want to
Speaker 1: wear denim, Matt, you gotta let them wear no, no, mama,
Speaker 1: because it's not silver. Honey. The queens dress a certain way. Yeah. Sorry, but.
Speaker 2: There's a dress. You have to understand. It's Virgo season.
Speaker 2: This woman goes, I want all of you to wear silver.
Speaker 2: At my remaining dates, the fucking frenzy that caused, Matt,
Speaker 2: these girls were out here going, well, fuck now I
Speaker 2: gotta buy silver ship And you don't have a silver garment.
Speaker 2: But I'm saying, and the next show is.
Speaker 1: In what like a week? I truly don't have a
Speaker 1: silver garment. You don't have a silver garment? No do
Speaker 1: I you might.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna look, okay, well anyway, as Matt looks, I'm
Speaker 2: gonna read the next one, okay. Selena Gomez tells the
Speaker 2: Cruise show that she and Carol G have talked about
Speaker 2: possibly collaborating together. Carol G, do you have any thoughts
Speaker 2: she's a star?
Speaker 1: I actually literally don't know who she is can and
Speaker 1: I cannot describe how much I could not pick her
Speaker 1: out of a crowd.
Speaker 2: Well, don't worry, because the second you see her in
Speaker 2: the if you see her in a lineup or in
Speaker 2: a crowd, you go, that's a fucking super smar. I'm
Speaker 2: googling Carol Ge appearance, Carol Ge, physical appearance, physical appearance.
Speaker 1: Wow, wait, I love but not she's playing MetLife? What
Speaker 1: we wait? Are you even joking? Look at that, Matt
Speaker 1: get into Carol Ge. Okay, So if I get into
Speaker 1: Carol G and we go see her on Friday, September eighth?
Speaker 1: What if I get into Carole and in less than
Speaker 1: a week, you know every fucking syllable that could be done.
Speaker 1: This is the culture just challenge. This is gonna be
Speaker 1: really interesting when happen. You know what.
Speaker 2: I am committing myself to this fall before Pink Friday too.
Speaker 2: Oh by the way that we say, no, I need
Speaker 2: to listen to it again. I thought to myself, first,
Speaker 2: this doesn't feel right, and then I thought the first
Speaker 2: single on Pink Friday was your Love and that was
Speaker 2: like way out of left field.
Speaker 1: I love that she's doing this me too. Wait, should
Speaker 1: we do a live lesson? Is that even allowed? It's allowed.
Speaker 1: If we're talking over it, it's allowed. Okay, so we're
Speaker 1: gonna talk over it.
Speaker 2: But Matt, I'm committing myself to like literally getting off
Speaker 2: book on like the important Nikki shit. I realized, like
Speaker 2: I'm not fully off book on like any BD Piggy
Speaker 2: necessarily I know.
Speaker 1: Okay, So this is the ad in the beginning. This
Speaker 1: is not the same car. This is ad for insta car,
Speaker 1: get your groceries delivered instagart dot com. Here we go?
Speaker 1: Is this a lyric video or the music video? And
Speaker 1: I'm loving the images. It's a groove ooh see a
Speaker 1: lyric video is like honestly, like these are these are really?
Speaker 1: This is good. It's giving ocean. How much do you
Speaker 1: think this? This this costume? That's actually a really good question.
Speaker 1: I bet this was expensive. We haven't gotten this Nikki
Speaker 1: in a long now. I'm really excited about it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's good. It actually is definitely hitting lyrics. It's giving
Speaker 1: save me. Oh I love saving me this time? Will
Speaker 1: Jesus saved me? Hmm? Yes? Oh attended with pendent yeah
Speaker 1: pend it who I'm a fast It's got drunk and laught.
Speaker 1: It was splendid. Wow, that's actually a realer culture. Number
Speaker 1: ninety six, Got got drunk, Got drunk that night and
Speaker 1: it was splendid. We forgot immediately, wait, hold on, wait
Speaker 1: before got drunken, laughter, got drunk, and last it was splendid. Okay,
Speaker 1: we're into this song. I really like it. The lyric
Speaker 1: video is doing something. The lyric video is perfect because
Speaker 1: you want to know what it's giving everything from the
Speaker 1: Pink Friday era in terms of color and in terms
Speaker 1: of mood, but kind of bringing it into this fun
Speaker 1: new like vaporwere sort of like, there's gonna be huge
Speaker 1: hits on this album. Oh Death, I can She's not
Speaker 1: gonna fuck this up. She's saying this is going to
Speaker 1: live up to Pink Friday. Yeah, it's huge of her
Speaker 1: to call it that.
Speaker 2: I just love that it's straight up called Pink Friday too,
Speaker 2: Like she wasn't trying to do this like blueprint thing
Speaker 2: like like jay Z, like like she did that with
Speaker 2: the pink print like literally, but I'm saying this is
Speaker 2: a This is like her confidently being like I'm following
Speaker 2: up the thing, the.
Speaker 1: Iconography through the iconography. Yeah, I love that. Bombs Away,
Speaker 1: bombs away, bombs away, bombs Away Now it's it's like
Speaker 1: a weirdy breakdown. I love the butterflies. It's honestly taking
Speaker 1: something from Mariah. You can't be putting a butterfly in
Speaker 1: your video and not be thinking about it, especially a monarchy,
Speaker 1: especially this song is about Mariah. I wish I would
Speaker 1: have hugged you tighter last time that the last time
Speaker 1: I saw you. I bet you. I bet she thinks
Speaker 1: about the times when she and Mariah were like friends,
Speaker 1: because my face they were getting along. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: about my face. The video with the two of them,
Speaker 1: like they.
Speaker 2: Are smiling, having a good time, like kiking, like Mariah, ooh.
Speaker 1: Maybe I pushed you away because I thought that I'd
Speaker 1: in that long, long space and then bore you. I
Speaker 1: love I love her use of silence in this like
Speaker 1: I killed it. That's a huge hit. That's a huge hit.
Speaker 1: Last time I saw you, girl, Okay, tell you've been
Speaker 1: crying to talk to. First of all, this is a
Speaker 1: fun game to play. Readers, finalists, publicist Kties play the game.
Speaker 2: We say one person in the group says, just sings
Speaker 2: on a tone girl or that was two notes, but
Speaker 2: just it can be girl and and and then see
Speaker 2: what the response is from the group.
Speaker 3: It could be where do you think you'll go in?
Speaker 3: It could be I could tell you been crying and
Speaker 3: needing somebody top two. It could be Girl put your
Speaker 3: records on.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, stop it all. It's the Girl game. This
Speaker 1: is the Girl Game, the Girl. Oh my god. This
Speaker 1: is on track to be one of the best Last
Speaker 1: Cultural ississ episodes of all time. This is one of
Speaker 1: the best Last Culture recessed episodes of all time. And
Speaker 1: here we are at halfway. Here, we are at the
Speaker 1: halfway point, and we're checking in to say so far,
Speaker 1: and we're in the lab. We're actually checking the statistics. Yes,
Speaker 1: it is the best episode of Last Culture Recess of
Speaker 1: all the time. And that's title of the best Last
Speaker 1: Culture Recess episode of all time with Matt and Bowen.
Speaker 1: You were about to say something, Girl, you had a
Speaker 1: song put your records on. Oh no, what I was
Speaker 1: gonna say was we had such a moment with Girl
Speaker 1: put your records on. Brian Bailey Ray in Fire Island
Speaker 1: like it truly filled the house. And when I say
Speaker 1: that is better than you remember it is aged like
Speaker 1: a fucking cask of wine. Oh wischris like a fucking
Speaker 1: cask that's a real culture. Number sixty three put your
Speaker 1: records on has age like a fucking cask. What is
Speaker 1: she up to now? Well, she's forty four love in
Speaker 1: the prime of her life. She is living in England.
Speaker 1: What is she doing now, let's see twenty sixteenth to present.
Speaker 1: She's just kind of out there. She's out there, She's
Speaker 1: out there. Look.
Speaker 2: I first discovered this woman on an episode of Gray's Anatomy,
Speaker 2: on the episode entitled Yesterday, which is the first episode
Speaker 2: after the Code Black episodes. The premiere of Eric Dane
Speaker 2: as Mark Who Could Forget?
Speaker 1: Who Could Forget?
Speaker 2: Really seem perfectly soundtracked this show music supervised by the
Speaker 2: legend Alex Pastavas like a Starbuck and Bailey Ray plays.
Speaker 1: Just stop cos Masma, Oh you need to do her bones? Bones?
Speaker 1: Got y? Do you know what I was thinking today,
Speaker 1: Like this is the fiftieth and it's like, oh, this
Speaker 1: is don't worry.
Speaker 2: But if if this strike goes on till next May,
Speaker 2: then there might not be a forty nine, which I
Speaker 2: will not come to that.
Speaker 1: Although, what's your temperature, Let's take the temperature. I don't
Speaker 1: want to just take the temperature.
Speaker 2: Just such a bummer to talk about the strikes. But
Speaker 2: there is an emotional turning point potentially now that we're
Speaker 2: past Libor Day, because remember it was the vibe early
Speaker 2: on where it was like, this will be done by
Speaker 2: Labor Day, and they gave me some symbolic and whatever
Speaker 2: blah blah blah, like to finish it on Labor Day.
Speaker 2: But this is when we all go like, God, damn,
Speaker 2: this sucks. Anyway, let's not talk about it anymore.
Speaker 1: You've brought them. I can't. This was this was on
Speaker 1: track to be the best Lost Culture episode of all time.
Speaker 1: By the way, we're recording in my new apartment in
Speaker 1: Long Island City. We didn't give a sense of place
Speaker 1: our first Long Island City episode. This is our first
Speaker 1: Queen's episode Queens and Queens. I would say that that
Speaker 1: would be a good title of now, but the fact
Speaker 1: is that this is called the best Lost Culturess episode
Speaker 1: of all times because what it is because what we
Speaker 1: did a live listen of Nicki min As Wow, and
Speaker 1: it's a hook. It's kind of giving Drake, I.
Speaker 2: Guess, don't say his name. Drake came on Shuffle and
Speaker 2: I thought I used to love this man. Someone literally
Speaker 2: on TikTok did a poll of like, say something in
Speaker 2: the comments if you're a true blue like Drake Stan,
Speaker 2: if you're not a guy, let's say now, I liked
Speaker 2: some one or two albums ago where he did like
Speaker 2: a house themed one. I used to know every word
Speaker 2: to this man's song, like take Care, I know every
Speaker 2: word on that album. Mm hmm, fucking I used to
Speaker 2: love this man anyway, It's just what a what a
Speaker 2: weird tragic thing. And then his whole thing with fucking
Speaker 2: Megan is like so fucking shit.
Speaker 1: I can't believe that. I just like god, this man
Speaker 1: anyway to in any way not be up in arms
Speaker 1: when a woman is shot, like to can you fucking imagine.
Speaker 2: The thing that like all these guys are trying to
Speaker 2: put holes in is like, well, she's lying, like did
Speaker 2: it happen? I'm like, fuck, like in a court of law,
Speaker 2: it got you know, worked out. So whatever that means
Speaker 2: to you, I don't know anyway. Should we keep going
Speaker 2: on pop Crave or are you done?
Speaker 1: What's happening with Popcrave? Wait? What is happening with Barbie?
Speaker 1: What records hasn't broken lately? Barbie is now the highest
Speaker 1: grossing movie have twenty twenty three and it's September. Good
Speaker 1: luck to any other movie that tries. Barbie has defeated,
Speaker 1: Mario Let that sink in Barbie has defeated. It is
Speaker 1: the year of women of women. It is the year
Speaker 1: of Greta Girlwig. Okay, so get this. One day we
Speaker 1: get an email. Here's people that have been pitched for
Speaker 1: the podcast Greta Gerwig. We say, uh yeah, never heard back.
Speaker 1: Can I just say if you reach out and we
Speaker 1: go yeah, yeah, but you got to reach back out.
Speaker 1: Can I go public on something? Oh my god, I
Speaker 1: think Greta and Noah are mad at me. BF Why
Speaker 1: I got cut out of White Noise and you spoke
Speaker 1: up about it? I did not pick up about it.
Speaker 2: Oh and I was potentially going to have an appearance
Speaker 2: in Listen this is gonna be a fucking thing. I
Speaker 2: was potentially gonna be in the Barbie movie, as has
Speaker 2: been maybe reported on. I think gret is mad at me.
Speaker 1: Why. I don't know why I have not heard from
Speaker 1: the woman. Help me reach out Gretta being mad? You
Speaker 1: were and she was supposed to come on Lost culturstas
Speaker 1: I know, stop being mad? Stop being mad? Oh god,
Speaker 1: that has to feel really, really shitty for you, because
Speaker 1: it's to run awe to run a fel of either.
Speaker 2: One of that howerd Cup. You hate to run, hate
Speaker 2: to run a foul, but to both. For some reason,
Speaker 2: I pissed off both of these legends.
Speaker 1: You hate to run. The Oscar winners of Hollywood power
Speaker 1: Players one.
Speaker 2: Oscar winner, one Oscar nominee. Neither the neither are the
Speaker 2: Oscar winners one as an Oscar. No I believe Noah
Speaker 2: has an Oscar for a marriage story. And this is
Speaker 2: why it's good that we're in the lab. Noah bomb
Speaker 2: back and the answer is, oh, sorry, they neither have
Speaker 2: won an Oscar. Oh god, I'm just I'm just digging
Speaker 2: myself into a deeper well, aren't I? Because now they're
Speaker 2: going to listen to this, and then they're gonna be like,
Speaker 2: why did you have to remind us that?
Speaker 1: Why did you have to remind us that we were
Speaker 1: only nominated? Why the hell did you add no injury?
Speaker 1: But Noah, Greta, you gotta let me know what I did,
Speaker 1: because I suffering. I suffer. So I recently watched there
Speaker 1: was like something floating around from the dances. Huh oh yeah,
Speaker 1: she's such a she's literally number one. I wrote that
Speaker 1: I know we really do stand. We stand, we stand,
Speaker 1: and uh oh, can I say something I'm pissed off
Speaker 1: about in relation to this? So I went on Keep
Speaker 1: It and talked about the Barbie movie Yeah, And they
Speaker 1: released a social media asset that made it look like
Speaker 1: you was like being anti Barbie. And I just want
Speaker 1: to say I am extremely pro Barbie. I have seen
Speaker 1: it twice. It's one of my favorite movies of the year.
Speaker 1: I think everyone in its lade. Did I leave a
Speaker 1: little bit confused because I wasn't when I thought I
Speaker 1: was going to get yes. But it's fine to process
Speaker 1: art over time, and I fucking love it. And I
Speaker 1: feel like, well, Lewis was very negative about the movie,
Speaker 1: and he kind of swept you into his I felt like,
Speaker 1: in order to keep a conversation going, I had to
Speaker 1: be like, yeah, I can see why you'd say that
Speaker 1: this I could agree with, just to like have a
Speaker 1: subduct conversation about Undercurrent. And he was very black and
Speaker 1: white about the fact that he hated it. But I
Speaker 1: loved it, and it made it seem like I did it,
Speaker 1: And I just want to say it really hurt the
Speaker 1: heart to see that people didn't understand I only have
Speaker 1: love for Barbie when I think you know, page six.
Speaker 2: If you're going to report on this episode, as Bowen
Speaker 2: Yang complains about not being in the bar movie, you
Speaker 2: have to couple that reporting along with the fact that
Speaker 2: Matt Rodgers is pro Barbie and the social media assets
Speaker 2: for Headgum painted him in a terrible.
Speaker 1: Well, it wasn't Headgun. It was actually crooked crooked. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: We hate to call it out. I'm sorry to We
Speaker 1: hate to start hurt you. This episode is a five.
Speaker 1: This episode is a battlefield, much like love. Should the
Speaker 1: title that be battlefield? No, it has to be the
Speaker 1: greatest and the best episode of last culture time. We
Speaker 1: just want to remind everyone listening, take this podcast with
Speaker 1: the grain of salt. You know what I mean. You
Speaker 1: might be reporting, Oh you take this with the big
Speaker 1: old rock. Take us with a rock assault, Honey, that's
Speaker 1: actually realer coachure number five. Take us with the rock
Speaker 1: of salt assault rock. Yeah, what is the best cocktail
Speaker 1: you've had recently? God?
Speaker 2: I was my knee jerk response was gonna be a
Speaker 2: rocket fuel. But that that was the thing that fucking
Speaker 2: I was really I would say I was pretty down
Speaker 2: and out before Busted when we were on Fire Island,
Speaker 2: because as we mentioned last week, we all ordered rocket fuels.
Speaker 2: That was the drink that made Matt say, I like this,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna have three of these. And I enjoyed it
Speaker 2: as well. As we've said, it's a pinacletta with a
Speaker 2: rum floater, not even just any and so it really
Speaker 2: knocked me off my feet in the period between Head
Speaker 2: of Lettus and Busted and Cherry Grove, and I was
Speaker 2: starting to close my eyes and potentially fall asleep, which
Speaker 2: really pissed off Matt Rogers.
Speaker 1: Way, did I actually get mad you? I was. You
Speaker 1: were very drunk and.
Speaker 2: You were really getting in my face, threatening me. And
Speaker 2: I only say this with love to wake up, to
Speaker 2: wake up, and I was, I don't remember this at all.
Speaker 1: You were very threatening. Tell me what do an impression
Speaker 1: of me to me? If you close your eyes, I
Speaker 1: will have words. It was something like that. It was
Speaker 1: to that effect, I will have words. I will have
Speaker 1: words that sounds like me. So then what we did
Speaker 1: was say I have to wake us up. We walked
Speaker 1: over to the beach to look at the stars. Oh,
Speaker 1: and then we all went as a group and then
Speaker 1: totally black this out.
Speaker 2: Okay, so this is the funny sort of irony to
Speaker 2: this is that Me, Josh, Aaron, Dave, and Matt Whitaker,
Speaker 2: we were all like in one group sort of laughing
Speaker 2: and enduring the sea. I turn around, you and Patrick
Speaker 2: Rodgers are two dark shadows on the ground because you've
Speaker 2: what taken a nap? You full on took a nap
Speaker 2: on the beach before, and you were so cruel to me,
Speaker 2: and you full on fell asleep, and then like the
Speaker 2: entire walk over to the ice place, we're like, Patrick
Speaker 2: and I just took a nap, and I was like,
Speaker 2: you fucking stupid.
Speaker 1: I am so stupid, and I want to apologize right
Speaker 1: now wholeheartedly. I should not have acted that way. It
Speaker 1: was untoward because you were threading me what. I didn't
Speaker 1: do any impressions. You were grabbing me by the arm. No,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I think when I turn up, I turn up.
Speaker 1: I know you do. And when I turn up, I
Speaker 1: got to turn down a little first, because guess what,
Speaker 1: I don't know if you remember this part, I busted
Speaker 1: at the show later on, I was live there. I
Speaker 1: know you really slay. I was jumping up around the room.
Speaker 1: I was I tipped this person, busted Queen, our greatest
Speaker 1: living performer. Yeah, I had to give over one hundred bucks.
Speaker 1: I tipped two hundred.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because I wanted to hear Zaturans at least ten times. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's twenty dollars a pot.
Speaker 1: Also, the moment of just putting the twenty in the
Speaker 1: bucket and hearing the music come in right away, shouts
Speaker 1: to the DJ, because it was just so interactive. It's
Speaker 1: an interactive imagine going to Universal Studios and none of
Speaker 1: it being on the rails, being a rollercoaster and you
Speaker 1: just fly wherever you want to fly.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what a busted show is like. Yep, oh
Speaker 2: my god, busted did I've been thinking about.
Speaker 1: This joke all week gone.
Speaker 2: So before she performs, she does a lipsic number to
Speaker 2: Jesus Take the Wheel. She sits down on her Leopard
Speaker 2: Princess out of Nowhere and we again.
Speaker 1: This is before the song. She goes, oh Jesus crass.
Speaker 1: The face is what I imagine Carrie Underwood screamed when
Speaker 1: she fell down the stairs and broke her face open.
Speaker 1: This was in twenty eighteen, Carrie Underwood falling down the
Speaker 1: stairs happened like five years ago, and Busted is still
Speaker 1: making jokes as her prelude into Jesus take the wheel.
Speaker 1: I go. This is a brilliant comedian Byey. I absolutely
Speaker 1: could not stand Jesus my face. It came out of nowhere.
Speaker 1: You can imagine it might be true, you can't imagine
Speaker 1: Jesus Christ. And look, listen, we and all the love.
Speaker 1: Can I say, are upset? Carry? I listened to Carrie
Speaker 1: today than her song end Up with You, which was
Speaker 1: co written by Leland. And I also I want to
Speaker 1: say this Carrie Underwood, what a sleigh of a Christmas
Speaker 1: special it was on Max Now Max is. She wears
Speaker 1: a gorgeous blue shining dress at the end, proving that
Speaker 1: Christmas can also be blue. Yes, okay, let that sink in.
Speaker 2: Anyone who eschews the traditional red green of Christmas, you're
Speaker 2: a hero. And can I say, including Carrie.
Speaker 1: I don't really do that. I kind of embrace red
Speaker 1: and green, not green. That's okay. I don't think green.
Speaker 1: I don't think green. No, if you came out in
Speaker 1: only green for Christmas, I'd be like, okay, you're giving
Speaker 1: Saint Patrick's period, like I can't see you an all
Speaker 1: green festive and think Christmas.
Speaker 2: I want someone to come out and give like brown
Speaker 2: and red in a way that's like reindeer slash gingerbread.
Speaker 1: Do you know what I mean? I just want someone
Speaker 1: to do that. It could be anyone. Well, oh my god,
Speaker 1: we just had to hear heat. We had we had
Speaker 1: to heat because we share a secret. We share a secret,
Speaker 1: and I think I'm ready to tease the secret. Oh
Speaker 1: my secret is top braver. You thought that Bowen Yang
Speaker 1: and I have collaborated, You ain't seen nothing yet. My god,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, this is so you ain't seen nothing yet.
Speaker 1: If you think Bowen Yang and I have collaborated, you
Speaker 1: nothing yet. I just cracked my knuckles into the mic.
Speaker 1: Do you think it's time? I think it's time. This
Speaker 1: is a little bit of a shorter episode. No, I
Speaker 1: mean because look, here's the thing about I don't think
Speaker 1: so honey. It promotes conversations.
Speaker 2: Of course, I do you have something? Yes, okay, this
Speaker 2: is Matt Rogers's I don't think so honey. On this
Speaker 2: the greatest lost culture ists up of all time, m
Speaker 2: h and his time starts now.
Speaker 1: I don't think so honey. Sand Currently in my apartment, No,
Speaker 1: there is sand, and guess what. We're actually miles and
Speaker 1: miles away from the beach. But it doesn't matter because
Speaker 1: of the way sand stays with you when you interact
Speaker 1: with it. I have brought it home with me. I
Speaker 1: have to say. One of the low points I don't
Speaker 1: think so honey, moment of myself and how I felt
Speaker 1: about myself was when Bowen Yang we were sharing around
Speaker 1: and he was trying to unpack and he said, there
Speaker 1: is sand everywhere? Was this? He said, what is this?
Speaker 1: And he said this is sand? And he was getting
Speaker 1: so worked up, and I was like, this is my
Speaker 1: fault because I know that my weakness is sand and
Speaker 1: sand control. I don't have any sand control. Whenever I
Speaker 1: go to the beach and I interact with the sand,
Speaker 1: fifty it is up in everywhere. It is in my shoes,
Speaker 1: it is in the towel. I don't interact well, I
Speaker 1: guess with an outdoor shower, I really should be utilizing
Speaker 1: the facilities, but I don't.
Speaker 2: I don't think so honey, sand because you follow me
Speaker 2: and that's one minute, it follows and this is I
Speaker 2: just need to give my Raschaman version of.
Speaker 1: Polease And I'm so happy you finally get into this
Speaker 1: because you guys, there was actually a dearth of conflict,
Speaker 1: but there was a sand moment. Yeah, so this is
Speaker 1: what happened. This is how I remember.
Speaker 2: We were packing. This is ramon, did you say unpacking
Speaker 2: your packing? We were packing, packing out and then I
Speaker 2: lift up shirt or something.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's like a big This is what like was
Speaker 1: peculiar to me. It was a big sort of like
Speaker 1: consolidated path of sand. Yeah, like amount of sand, which
Speaker 1: makes me think, did you like sweep it there? I'll
Speaker 1: tell you what I think happened, and I can only
Speaker 1: this is conjecture. Okay, I think think what happened was
Speaker 1: there was a fuck ton of sand in my Converse sneaker,
Speaker 1: and when I took my shoe and dump it out,
Speaker 1: all came out and sort of like dumped out. I
Speaker 1: can tell you it was not purposeful. Okay, But was
Speaker 1: it what I think happened? Yeah? I don't see.
Speaker 2: And the only reason I am like questioning it, or
Speaker 2: that I was questioning it, thank you for telling me,
Speaker 2: is because I'm like, Matt wouldn't do that. No, Matt
Speaker 2: would not purposefully do that.
Speaker 1: I don't think that that is something a normal person
Speaker 1: would do, right, like just dumped out your sandy shoe
Speaker 1: in your bedroom, and I don't I hope you don't
Speaker 1: think that. I suspect that. No. But what I do
Speaker 1: think and what I intuited from your reaction was you
Speaker 1: were thinking in your head one word careless, no, careless.
Speaker 1: This is again, Rachmon. This is what I remember. I
Speaker 1: see the sand, I go, what is this? Oh my god,
Speaker 1: what is that? And this is how I remember Russo moan.
Speaker 1: You said that's not mine. I was so fun. This
Speaker 1: was like during the day. But we were drinking.
Speaker 2: No, we were drinking, and so then you're good, that's
Speaker 2: not mine, and I go, well, it's not mine, and
Speaker 2: then you were like double down and like made me
Speaker 2: think that I did.
Speaker 1: No, Okay, I think, can I tell you. I think
Speaker 1: what was happening was I thought it was obviously me
Speaker 1: and I was doing a bit like nope, and I
Speaker 1: thought you understood. Sometimes I guess I just think you understand.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry I should have understood. Well, anyway, I want
Speaker 1: you to know the sand instead of taking out my
Speaker 1: what do you call it? When you vacuum. See it's
Speaker 1: hard for me to find the word, but that's how
Speaker 1: little I So instead of vacuuming up here, I did
Speaker 1: push it under the couch and uh yeah, it's under
Speaker 1: there if you want to track like literally, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: don't get close to it. No, I know, And it's
Speaker 1: on me. There's a lot of things off. You're right now.
Speaker 1: It's awful. It is so bad. It's literally what stops
Speaker 1: me from going to the beach. Just say it and
Speaker 1: I like it. I want to love it. I want
Speaker 1: to love it. Gun to your head. Pick one sand
Speaker 1: or glitter? Oh sand, really, glitter is the most annoying
Speaker 1: shit ever. So then there's a tear worse than sand
Speaker 1: glitter in terms of sticking around. Yeah. Like, here's the thing.
Speaker 1: If you went to the beach and it was glitter
Speaker 1: instead of sand, you would never get over that.
Speaker 2: I'm going to tell you this now because by the
Speaker 2: time this episode comes out, it will have happened. I
Speaker 2: bought some little flakes. It's not glitter, it's not confetti.
Speaker 2: I bought little gold silver flakes for tonight's game show
Speaker 2: mm hm, for my making entrance. Yes, do you advise
Speaker 2: against it?
Speaker 1: No? It might get on people. And here's what I'll say.
Speaker 1: Thank you for telling me, thank you for being a
Speaker 1: sister and letting me know that there will be glitter about.
Speaker 1: It's not quite.
Speaker 2: I bought it at Target. I asked where the confetti was.
Speaker 2: The best they could do was this. It's it's bigger
Speaker 2: than glitter. It's not little little little particles. It's like
Speaker 2: little like this big.
Speaker 1: I trust you. Maintenance at the Bellhouse may not trust
Speaker 1: you that. I don't want to.
Speaker 2: I'm already feuding with no One, Greta. I can't feud
Speaker 2: with maintenance at the Bell.
Speaker 1: No because at that point it's like a PR crisis.
Speaker 1: Then you need to highre crisis management. Then you need
Speaker 1: to be fucking studios. Yeah, Disney hired. Let's just say
Speaker 1: it out loud. Disney has hired. I think it's like
Speaker 1: a three hundred thousand dollars position, and it's like a
Speaker 1: crisis management person because they know how badly they're fucking up. Girl.
Speaker 1: Just end it and it to end the strike now,
Speaker 1: I said, studios, you better give a fair deal. What
Speaker 1: if because this episodes are being so publicized, because it's
Speaker 1: the greatest.
Speaker 2: Ep of all time, because because of the public feuds.
Speaker 2: Because of the public feuds, this is a huge platform
Speaker 2: for you. And I think what you just said to
Speaker 2: the studios will change things.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I want them to do something about sand too.
Speaker 1: While they're at it. They probably have the means, Hey,
Speaker 1: Joe Biden, why is there sand in my apartment? Kamala Kamala?
Speaker 1: Can someone turned that up? The sand going away? I mean,
Speaker 1: turn up the sand going away? So you know how
Speaker 1: one of my new things is TikTok. Yeah, yesterday I
Speaker 1: was on like Kamala impersonation TikTok. Oh my god. I
Speaker 1: mean do you think the bros broke that open? Yeah?
Speaker 1: For sure because the crows are amazing because that girl
Speaker 1: is that girl?
Speaker 2: That girl, that girl Comma like the sun rash Tamala impressions.
Speaker 2: TikTok is so genius.
Speaker 1: Was that a big song for you? Five? A brown
Speaker 1: ass back the sunriss kind of a cunty hook. That
Speaker 1: was their antidote to you know, what would you do?
Speaker 1: Because what a sad city. I had to come out
Speaker 1: with a song that was like, Okay, this is so
Speaker 1: laboratory groovy chill song. Oh groovy should bring should you
Speaker 1: bring back groovy? Well?
Speaker 2: I've been saying from Girls, groovy lifestyle, my because all
Speaker 2: I want is a groovy lifestyle. What my groove life,
Speaker 2: Ticky bank rolling your groovy lifestyle, my groovy lifestyle.
Speaker 1: Wow, so good. A great first scene in a pilot.
Speaker 1: You always be saying, Matt, I you love that pilot.
Speaker 1: I love that. Is it your favorite pilot? It's not
Speaker 1: my favorite pilot. I don't know what is though. It's
Speaker 1: a hard question.
Speaker 2: I mean, like everyone says, like the Cheers pilot is perfect.
Speaker 2: I mean I've seen the Cheer I know, I know
Speaker 2: in the modern sense, like what is the best pilot?
Speaker 1: Maybe Girls is up there? Oh, I know what Modern Family,
Speaker 1: Modern Family, Oh, Desperad, Housewives, Death, Lastives is a great pilot.
Speaker 1: We watched it New Years Oh yeah, and it kind
Speaker 1: of didn't feel as good.
Speaker 2: Maybe Greece Anatomy, Gray's Anatomy has a good pilot because oh,
Speaker 2: because there's a cute scene between Christina and Meredith at
Speaker 2: the end where Christina goes go to bed, you look
Speaker 2: like hell, and then Meredith goes, so do you, and
Speaker 2: then Christina goes, that's not true.
Speaker 1: That's really good. I love that. I love that. That's
Speaker 1: me and you girl.
Speaker 2: We got everything in this episode. We have Nikki, we
Speaker 2: have Gray's anatomy, we have industry secret.
Speaker 1: You want to know why it was like this, and
Speaker 1: also because we're at home. We're at home, and I
Speaker 1: just want to say, we're here in my home here
Speaker 1: before me. Yeah, we might have to come back here. Okay, anyway,
Speaker 1: are you ready to do your out of think so honey.
Speaker 1: I'm ready to do my own and think so honey,
Speaker 1: This in that case is Bowen Yang's. I don't think sohanni.
Speaker 1: And as time starts now, I don't think so honey.
Speaker 1: Three M adhesive or in general, but especially this three
Speaker 1: M shit, the kind where you like, if you want
Speaker 1: to hang a hook on a wall, that is gonna
Speaker 1: ruin your walls, If you need to hide a cord
Speaker 1: with those little white tubes, goodbye to your wall, because
Speaker 1: guess what You're gonna spend upwards of a million dollars
Speaker 1: fixing up your walls if you leave an apartment like
Speaker 1: I just did. This shit is too sticky. Goldilocks should
Speaker 1: have gone in that house and gone This three step
Speaker 1: is too sticky. This painter's tape is not sticky enough.
Speaker 1: And that's why we have never found the goldilocks of tape.
Speaker 1: Tape is either too much or too little. I need
Speaker 1: things held together, but not in a way that's gonna
Speaker 1: fucking gorillatriate everything on a surface. Okay, we just pretend
Speaker 1: and act like tape is normal. When it's too sticky,
Speaker 1: it's not. If it's stick to you, it's on you forever,
Speaker 1: and people go to the hospital for this shit on
Speaker 1: stick things Now make things not as sticky. And that's
Speaker 1: one minute. Do you understand there's a theme we don't
Speaker 1: want things to take on us. Get off us, Get off.
Speaker 1: It's actually it's actually really culture number two hundred. Get off,
Speaker 1: USA Off, Get off us, get off. But on a
Speaker 1: human level, there is nothing worse than like stickiness, than humidity,
Speaker 1: then things staying on, clinging onto you. I hate it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's very bad. And I have to say, Okay, I
Speaker 1: know we've sort of beat the drum long enough about
Speaker 1: our Lexapro hashtag Lexapro journey. But one of the things
Speaker 1: that's really tough in the very beginning is the sweating,
Speaker 1: the night sweats, because I struggle with that. No, I don't,
Speaker 1: and that is sweat being sticky and all over you.
Speaker 1: On the show. Now it's over. Now, it's over now
Speaker 1: that I've adjusted it. But like that is what like,
Speaker 1: I hate waking up and being sweaty. Rather the room
Speaker 1: that I'm in be frigid. Sixty eight degrees that's my
Speaker 1: preferred temperature for sleeping. Is actually right around the optimal
Speaker 1: temperature to sleep. That's what I heard. Where did you
Speaker 1: hear that? I think Today's show, Today's show, which I'm
Speaker 1: getting back into. I'm slowly. I'm slow.
Speaker 2: Okay, if you want my progress report for a morning show, yes,
Speaker 2: I am. On season two, episode four. This is where
Speaker 2: moderating the debates is a big a story. But at
Speaker 2: this point, Bradley Jackson and Julia Margleiz I forget her
Speaker 2: character's name because she is severely underdeveloped, have.
Speaker 1: Hooked up. Yeah, and I will say season one was
Speaker 1: like fun pulby campy, not even campy. Now. This that
Speaker 1: was the moment when Reese like lunges towards Juliana where
Speaker 1: I go. The third graders have arrived.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this was when I finally it all made sense
Speaker 2: to me. Yep, the third graders are here. This dialogue
Speaker 2: is crazy.
Speaker 1: No, the third graders popped off in the second season,
Speaker 1: I've got the third gradest we're writing the first season,
Speaker 1: I do want to say I think they were like
Speaker 1: auditing the room or something, but tea try to have
Speaker 1: your hand and a teacher had to have your hair.
Speaker 1: But in the second season of The Morning Show, the
Speaker 1: third graders have gone wild and I'm on the paper.
Speaker 1: No yeah, and it gets even crazier. Girl, you're going
Speaker 1: to when you understand like where it goes in the
Speaker 1: last couple episodes. I let's just say this. I am
Speaker 1: so excited for the third season. I am over the
Speaker 1: moon and I just it can't come soon enough. But
Speaker 1: it cannot. I'm not soon enough. I mean, it's truly
Speaker 1: a joy to watch. It's a jewel.
Speaker 2: Well again, this show has altered something in me. Where
Speaker 2: I used to be, I would find it really hard
Speaker 2: to watch things, to sit through things, especially our long
Speaker 2: TV no shade. Yes, it was also me being sick.
Speaker 2: But now that I'm even out of that fugue, I'm like,
Speaker 2: this is with me.
Speaker 1: Well you know why why? Because this is and this
Speaker 1: is just the truth. Jennifer Aniston is the most watchable
Speaker 1: person in the world period. She is the most watchable
Speaker 1: on screen talent. Out there period period in terms.
Speaker 2: Of just like, yep, you are, I agree, I completely
Speaker 2: co sign completely God with a Star and even her
Speaker 2: scenes were the writing, I'm like, wait, did what did
Speaker 2: she just say?
Speaker 1: But it doesn't matter. Aston sells it. Yeah, And here's
Speaker 1: what I'll say. It doesn't fucking hurt that Reese is
Speaker 1: also there, that Steve Carell is there, that like this,
Speaker 1: Karen Pittman that like it's just all a sleigh. But
Speaker 1: if we're being one hundred real, why it's Jennifer Aniston
Speaker 1: and she should have won an Emmy for that first season,
Speaker 1: especially if they were gonna give Zendeiya two. Like, Jennifer
Speaker 1: Aniston ate that up. And I say it just because
Speaker 1: she has no television peer, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: Like that's just the way it is. I give it
Speaker 1: up for First of all, I do think Marketyplace is
Speaker 1: doing it consistently eats the cast is so you know
Speaker 1: what it reminds me of, honestly, Praise No No, True
Speaker 1: Blood true that it's so funny, it was so insane,
Speaker 1: but the actors doing it were so good that you
Speaker 1: were like, Okay, it's just that that was vampires, so
Speaker 1: it could be fucking crazy, whereas this tone of this
Speaker 1: show is also fucking crazy, but it's like grounded because
Speaker 1: it's a morning show when we recognize it, but it's
Speaker 1: somehow spiritually connected. For me, that's so interesting. I can't
Speaker 1: tell how aware it is of its own when it
Speaker 1: gets cuckoo, of when it gets coo kidded. I don't know, girl,
Speaker 1: because some shit happens in the later part of the
Speaker 1: season that you're like, no one thinks this is grounded.
Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, I don't quite understand what's going on with
Speaker 2: Steve Carell's character in Italy with the Italian woman.
Speaker 1: I think you're gonna see, yeah, and it's been ruined
Speaker 1: for you, right, I mean from my recaps on the show.
Speaker 2: Well, does COVID get like brought back to the studio
Speaker 2: as like the reporter who went to China?
Speaker 1: Is he bringing back COVID? I am not gonna answer
Speaker 1: that question. I'm gonna let the COVID storyline of The
Speaker 1: Morning Show Season two just unfold for you. I'm just
Speaker 1: gonna let it. I'm just gonna let you experience it
Speaker 1: the way God intended, which was naturally and without impediment
Speaker 1: of me telling you or reminding you of what actually
Speaker 1: happens in this season of TV. And I stress that
Speaker 1: it is something I want every reader to be off
Speaker 1: every and I rarely give homework.
Speaker 2: No, and if it means anything that I am now
Speaker 2: coming in as you know, substitute teacher and saying, this
Speaker 2: is your homework.
Speaker 1: This is your homework. We are watching the third season together.
Speaker 1: It is our favorite show. Not to scab and promote
Speaker 1: a sage. We're allowed to do a podcast about a culture? Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: should we put in there? Matt and Bowen realized this scab.
Speaker 1: We're very high. Okay, you give us a goddamn break.
Speaker 1: Listen what an episode I mean? This was? Let me
Speaker 1: just google, let me just yeah, the last episode of
Speaker 1: all time, that's what they're saying. Feels like the Carol
Speaker 1: g Of episodes. It's the Carol g Of episode. It
Speaker 1: does feel like old school lost culture period. Sitting in
Speaker 1: an apartment? What could be better? What sitting in an
Speaker 1: apartment could be better? With the culture? Number two? Sitting
Speaker 1: in an apartment could be better? With that? We do
Speaker 1: end every episode with the song Jeez fairde Heaven on
Speaker 1: and on, not too particularly not Jeez the parode Then
Speaker 1: Rest in peace. Jimmy Smoke a Jay drink a Mark.
Speaker 1: Good Night, everybody,