1 00:00:00,160 --> 00:00:02,440 Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about 2 00:00:02,480 --> 00:00:05,680 Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today. The 3 00:00:05,720 --> 00:00:10,799 Speaker 1: subject he's turning me into his mama. Yeah, he's into 4 00:00:10,960 --> 00:00:14,480 Speaker 1: his mama. But right now the nephew is in here 5 00:00:14,560 --> 00:00:16,639 Speaker 1: with today's prank phone call. What you got for his 6 00:00:16,720 --> 00:00:22,560 Speaker 1: nep Can you do my makeup? What can you do 7 00:00:23,120 --> 00:00:30,000 Speaker 1: my makeup? Come on TV? What okay? This is for 8 00:00:30,240 --> 00:00:36,639 Speaker 1: makeup on the buttocks? You say, I'm saying, yes, it's 9 00:00:36,880 --> 00:00:43,080 Speaker 1: it's booty makeup. Call okay, booty makeup that people who 10 00:00:43,200 --> 00:00:46,680 Speaker 1: got scars on their But let's get to see with 11 00:00:46,760 --> 00:00:51,760 Speaker 1: the lights off. I'm the only one booty makeup. You 12 00:00:51,920 --> 00:00:57,120 Speaker 1: call somebody asking to do your booty makeup? You can't 13 00:00:57,160 --> 00:00:59,960 Speaker 1: do okay? If I can't see back there, Junior, how 14 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:04,760 Speaker 1: have the makeup gonna get on? That? Why you need 15 00:01:04,840 --> 00:01:10,400 Speaker 1: booty makeup? Because I got stretched marks called mosquito bites 16 00:01:10,440 --> 00:01:16,759 Speaker 1: from a child. This is an you know you're too 17 00:01:16,760 --> 00:01:18,800 Speaker 1: old to be trying to clear seal or your button? 18 00:01:18,800 --> 00:01:23,920 Speaker 1: Now late for that? Yeah, run that, run that? Can 19 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:29,120 Speaker 1: you do my makeup? Hello? Hello man to uh to 20 00:01:29,240 --> 00:01:33,039 Speaker 1: Brandy blues Brandy. My name is Carl. I'm calling I 21 00:01:33,080 --> 00:01:36,240 Speaker 1: got a you can't highly recommended. You actually you're you 22 00:01:36,280 --> 00:01:39,000 Speaker 1: actually are. I'm sorry, I don't know if I'm saying 23 00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:41,120 Speaker 1: as a makeup artist, makeup style, that's what you what 24 00:01:41,160 --> 00:01:43,560 Speaker 1: do you call it? It's makeup artist. I'm a professional 25 00:01:43,560 --> 00:01:47,200 Speaker 1: makeup artists okay. And you work at the you work 26 00:01:47,240 --> 00:01:50,559 Speaker 1: with the makeup counter and correct. Okay, listen, I gotta 27 00:01:50,920 --> 00:01:53,520 Speaker 1: I got a photo shoot coming up and I wanted 28 00:01:53,560 --> 00:01:57,320 Speaker 1: to see about um sometime this week maybe the following week. 29 00:01:57,360 --> 00:02:00,480 Speaker 1: You could actually come and and I hired you actually 30 00:02:00,480 --> 00:02:02,880 Speaker 1: make me up for my photo shoot. Is do you 31 00:02:02,960 --> 00:02:05,440 Speaker 1: do a lot of photo shoots at all or you? Yes, 32 00:02:05,680 --> 00:02:07,600 Speaker 1: I sure do. I've been in the business for ten years, 33 00:02:07,680 --> 00:02:11,120 Speaker 1: so I've been around several fellow shoots. Okay, good deal. 34 00:02:11,400 --> 00:02:13,360 Speaker 1: So what what's I mean? You have any time this 35 00:02:13,400 --> 00:02:14,959 Speaker 1: week that I can actually just come in and we 36 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:17,959 Speaker 1: can do like a trial run or something. Yeah. I'll 37 00:02:17,960 --> 00:02:21,640 Speaker 1: actually be here Friday for about six hours with Friday 38 00:02:21,639 --> 00:02:24,480 Speaker 1: work for you. I'm here. I started at eleven. At eleven, 39 00:02:24,480 --> 00:02:26,120 Speaker 1: I mean I could come in later, maybe like around 40 00:02:26,120 --> 00:02:28,639 Speaker 1: three on Friday, if if you can you squeeze me 41 00:02:28,680 --> 00:02:32,120 Speaker 1: in at that time. Okay, what's what's so good? Is 42 00:02:32,160 --> 00:02:36,440 Speaker 1: there a certain makeup for for men? Work out? It 43 00:02:36,480 --> 00:02:38,560 Speaker 1: works out the same as for women in photo shoots. 44 00:02:38,560 --> 00:02:40,840 Speaker 1: You just need some type of crane foundation, something that 45 00:02:40,919 --> 00:02:43,560 Speaker 1: even out of the skin tone. Uh, how do you 46 00:02:43,600 --> 00:02:46,040 Speaker 1: down to take away the oils, cover up any blemishes 47 00:02:46,120 --> 00:02:47,880 Speaker 1: or anything like that? It's pretty much the same. Of 48 00:02:47,919 --> 00:02:50,840 Speaker 1: course you don't get the whole eyeshadow and lashes and stuff, 49 00:02:50,880 --> 00:02:53,600 Speaker 1: but right, right, right, well I'm not all that, but 50 00:02:53,680 --> 00:02:54,960 Speaker 1: I just try to, you know, just trying to look 51 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:58,560 Speaker 1: good on camera. Um, let me ask you this. How 52 00:02:58,600 --> 00:03:01,800 Speaker 1: much makeup have you done? As far as um men? 53 00:03:02,040 --> 00:03:05,160 Speaker 1: You know what I mean? Okay, I'm very comfortable with it. 54 00:03:05,200 --> 00:03:07,000 Speaker 1: You'll be fine, trust me. That's what I was really 55 00:03:07,040 --> 00:03:08,760 Speaker 1: worried about it if you were going to be comfortable 56 00:03:08,800 --> 00:03:11,360 Speaker 1: with it, because, uh, I mean, have you done? Um 57 00:03:11,560 --> 00:03:14,480 Speaker 1: I'm a little conscientious about a few things, you know 58 00:03:14,520 --> 00:03:18,400 Speaker 1: what I mean? And m have you have you? How 59 00:03:18,400 --> 00:03:23,160 Speaker 1: many butts have you done? I'm sorry? How many what 60 00:03:23,760 --> 00:03:26,240 Speaker 1: like like like butts? You know? How many? How many 61 00:03:26,280 --> 00:03:30,959 Speaker 1: butts have you made up? I haven't made up any? 62 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:34,600 Speaker 1: But are you like me? Like? Yeah? I mean you 63 00:03:34,600 --> 00:03:38,160 Speaker 1: could see my I'm actually doing a nude photo shoot, 64 00:03:38,480 --> 00:03:40,800 Speaker 1: and uh, you know, I got a couple of scratches 65 00:03:40,880 --> 00:03:43,440 Speaker 1: and you know, some old scars on my butt, and 66 00:03:43,680 --> 00:03:45,840 Speaker 1: you know, like you said, you know, I'm a little 67 00:03:45,840 --> 00:03:47,400 Speaker 1: shy about you know, some of that. So I was 68 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:50,160 Speaker 1: you could actually hope they can actually make sure that 69 00:03:50,520 --> 00:03:53,360 Speaker 1: those cars don't show and you know you said you 70 00:03:53,440 --> 00:03:56,600 Speaker 1: kind of um, you know, uh make sure everything is 71 00:03:56,680 --> 00:03:58,920 Speaker 1: it doesn't look oily, you know what I mean. And 72 00:04:00,160 --> 00:04:02,839 Speaker 1: I just need to get my money. Well, I I 73 00:04:02,920 --> 00:04:05,240 Speaker 1: didn't when I didn't understand what you're talking about. I 74 00:04:05,280 --> 00:04:08,280 Speaker 1: may not be the makeup art. I don't. I'm not, seriously, 75 00:04:08,440 --> 00:04:10,960 Speaker 1: I'm not gonna do here, okay, but I mean were 76 00:04:10,960 --> 00:04:13,280 Speaker 1: just talking about makeup though. I mean, you know you 77 00:04:13,280 --> 00:04:15,360 Speaker 1: you're talking about Yeah, but I'm not about to put 78 00:04:15,440 --> 00:04:17,919 Speaker 1: my makeup brushes that I use on people's faces on 79 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:21,920 Speaker 1: your ad like to tell your photographers to like photoshop that, 80 00:04:22,040 --> 00:04:24,560 Speaker 1: because well, that's where I'm coming in to see you 81 00:04:24,600 --> 00:04:26,880 Speaker 1: on Friday. I want you to to do everything and 82 00:04:27,360 --> 00:04:29,360 Speaker 1: make me up there in the store so I can 83 00:04:29,440 --> 00:04:30,800 Speaker 1: see what it looks like. I want to see you. 84 00:04:30,920 --> 00:04:33,040 Speaker 1: You were going to come into my job and make 85 00:04:33,080 --> 00:04:35,920 Speaker 1: me do your like, what are you? What planted? Are you? 86 00:04:35,960 --> 00:04:37,920 Speaker 1: Where did you think that was gonna work? You cannot 87 00:04:37,920 --> 00:04:40,080 Speaker 1: come into my job. How are you gonna come to 88 00:04:40,080 --> 00:04:43,000 Speaker 1: my job naked? Seriously? I mean well, I was gonna 89 00:04:43,040 --> 00:04:44,800 Speaker 1: wear a robe. I'm not gonna just, you know, walk 90 00:04:44,880 --> 00:04:48,120 Speaker 1: in there. Don't you even think about coming into my job? 91 00:04:48,160 --> 00:04:51,880 Speaker 1: Who referred you? Who told you need to delete this number? 92 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:57,080 Speaker 1: Do not? I'm not about to get this job done, okay, 93 00:04:57,080 --> 00:05:02,320 Speaker 1: I'm the problem with you doing What is the problem? 94 00:05:02,400 --> 00:05:04,360 Speaker 1: You're doing my button and putting the makeup on it. 95 00:05:04,440 --> 00:05:07,080 Speaker 1: Not I need to buy you some brushes. Buy you 96 00:05:07,120 --> 00:05:09,200 Speaker 1: some brushes and you can take you want to buy 97 00:05:09,200 --> 00:05:11,600 Speaker 1: me anything. I don't want you coming into my job. 98 00:05:11,640 --> 00:05:13,440 Speaker 1: I don't want you calling me ever again to do 99 00:05:13,480 --> 00:05:15,320 Speaker 1: any kind of work. I'm coming in there and I'm 100 00:05:15,560 --> 00:05:19,440 Speaker 1: you know, listen, I professional makeup artists. Clearly you don't 101 00:05:19,480 --> 00:05:22,400 Speaker 1: know what that means. So the relational then you will 102 00:05:22,480 --> 00:05:26,119 Speaker 1: take out the part that's bothering you and do the job. Lady. 103 00:05:26,279 --> 00:05:28,320 Speaker 1: You know what I mean? If my stories are and 104 00:05:28,360 --> 00:05:32,080 Speaker 1: I want to I want you before I get real ignorant, 105 00:05:32,160 --> 00:05:34,680 Speaker 1: I'm not about to finish this conversation. Do not come 106 00:05:34,720 --> 00:05:37,039 Speaker 1: into my job. Do not call me to do your 107 00:05:37,480 --> 00:05:40,080 Speaker 1: That's not gonna happen. So so so, I guess it's 108 00:05:40,120 --> 00:05:42,719 Speaker 1: to go around and let people know that Brandy is 109 00:05:42,760 --> 00:05:47,120 Speaker 1: not professional because you can't do part is good in 110 00:05:47,160 --> 00:05:49,599 Speaker 1: the streets. B You can't go around and tell anybody 111 00:05:49,600 --> 00:05:51,680 Speaker 1: that I'm not professional. Nobody ever called me to do there. 112 00:05:52,200 --> 00:05:54,560 Speaker 1: Get some skincare for your how about that? And then 113 00:05:54,600 --> 00:05:56,919 Speaker 1: you won't need any makeup? No you, then you're not 114 00:05:56,920 --> 00:05:59,600 Speaker 1: gonna sit here now start talking about my if I 115 00:05:59,720 --> 00:06:02,280 Speaker 1: told you so, my deepest secrets to let you know. 116 00:06:02,480 --> 00:06:04,160 Speaker 1: I want to come in there and get somebody when 117 00:06:04,200 --> 00:06:07,280 Speaker 1: you're bad for telling the stranger your deepest secret. Okay, 118 00:06:07,480 --> 00:06:09,479 Speaker 1: you know what. I'm coming up to your store anyway 119 00:06:09,520 --> 00:06:11,640 Speaker 1: on Friday, all right, and I'll talk to your boss. 120 00:06:11,640 --> 00:06:15,280 Speaker 1: Don't let them know. Don't let fool you. You heard me, 121 00:06:15,400 --> 00:06:17,520 Speaker 1: don't come in my job. And look, if I lose 122 00:06:17,600 --> 00:06:19,800 Speaker 1: my job over your foolishness, I guaranteed you will be 123 00:06:19,839 --> 00:06:22,520 Speaker 1: paying on my bill. Okay. Bottom line is I'm coming 124 00:06:22,560 --> 00:06:25,120 Speaker 1: in there with my rob on Friday. Somebody gonna do 125 00:06:25,200 --> 00:06:28,200 Speaker 1: my But you, your manager, you're not coming You know what? 126 00:06:28,320 --> 00:06:30,000 Speaker 1: How about you come up here right now. How about 127 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:31,640 Speaker 1: I go ahead and take care of the situation right now. 128 00:06:31,640 --> 00:06:33,240 Speaker 1: I'm here now can you come right here, come up 129 00:06:33,279 --> 00:06:37,000 Speaker 1: there right now with my role role, well, bring bring 130 00:06:37,040 --> 00:06:38,720 Speaker 1: your butt up here right now. We'll see if your 131 00:06:38,760 --> 00:06:40,520 Speaker 1: b gets done. I'm not doing it. Okay. With the 132 00:06:40,560 --> 00:06:43,560 Speaker 1: bottom line, who is your manager anyway? What's she? Is? She? There? 133 00:06:44,120 --> 00:06:47,120 Speaker 1: I am the manager? Now what? Okay? See that's what 134 00:06:47,360 --> 00:06:49,560 Speaker 1: day a problem is. You got your little self a 135 00:06:49,600 --> 00:06:52,120 Speaker 1: little position at your job. Now you're trying to throw 136 00:06:52,120 --> 00:06:53,960 Speaker 1: your weight around if you if a person wants to 137 00:06:53,960 --> 00:06:58,400 Speaker 1: get their butt done? Okay, look do you see avatar? 138 00:06:58,720 --> 00:07:00,960 Speaker 1: Then people have makeup all who they but all on 139 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:03,400 Speaker 1: their back and every Why not you call them? You 140 00:07:03,440 --> 00:07:05,160 Speaker 1: call them and ask them to do your but don't 141 00:07:05,200 --> 00:07:07,719 Speaker 1: call me. I'm hanging up. Do not call me anymore. 142 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:10,920 Speaker 1: They all make up artists. What are you look? This 143 00:07:11,000 --> 00:07:13,320 Speaker 1: conversation is over. Yeah, it's over because you know what. 144 00:07:14,080 --> 00:07:15,400 Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. You do you know who 145 00:07:15,440 --> 00:07:17,640 Speaker 1: you're talking to? Do you know who you're talking to? 146 00:07:17,840 --> 00:07:19,880 Speaker 1: Do you know who you're talking to? You know who 147 00:07:19,960 --> 00:07:23,000 Speaker 1: I'm talking to? I'm talking to Brandy, But do Brandy 148 00:07:23,040 --> 00:07:27,120 Speaker 1: know who Brandy talking to? Clearly somebody who is ignorant. Okay, 149 00:07:27,200 --> 00:07:30,360 Speaker 1: well let me tell you who I am. This is 150 00:07:30,520 --> 00:07:34,120 Speaker 1: nephew Tammy from the Steve Abby Morning Show. You just 151 00:07:34,280 --> 00:07:41,880 Speaker 1: got franked by your girlfriend Carmen. You are lie. I'll 152 00:07:41,920 --> 00:07:47,920 Speaker 1: get off the phone. I'll get why'll do that? I 153 00:07:47,960 --> 00:07:51,720 Speaker 1: hope nobody's listening. You just made I got you good. 154 00:07:51,800 --> 00:07:54,400 Speaker 1: I got you good. Good with the but yeah, for real, 155 00:07:54,480 --> 00:07:58,920 Speaker 1: get you some skin kats. I got one more thing. 156 00:07:58,960 --> 00:08:00,760 Speaker 1: I gotta ask you, what is the baddest And I'm 157 00:08:00,760 --> 00:08:03,920 Speaker 1: talking about the baddest radio show in the land, all 158 00:08:04,000 --> 00:08:09,680 Speaker 1: the damn Steve Harvey Morning Show. Anybody anybody else wants 159 00:08:09,680 --> 00:08:15,240 Speaker 1: to make up here? Man, No, that's too much. When 160 00:08:15,320 --> 00:08:17,880 Speaker 1: y'all get ready to go in there, Junior and earth 161 00:08:17,960 --> 00:08:19,760 Speaker 1: quite stopped there. Y'all get ready to going there and 162 00:08:19,760 --> 00:08:22,280 Speaker 1: do one of your greatest performances. Ain't you a little 163 00:08:22,320 --> 00:08:24,960 Speaker 1: shot because you're you know, your bud don't look right. 164 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:27,040 Speaker 1: You don't want to know. I ain't never seen my 165 00:08:27,080 --> 00:08:31,520 Speaker 1: buds never more. Been on this earth for fifty five years, 166 00:08:31,520 --> 00:08:34,600 Speaker 1: and we never met each other. I never got no 167 00:08:34,760 --> 00:08:36,480 Speaker 1: mirror to go back there to look at it and 168 00:08:36,559 --> 00:08:39,360 Speaker 1: say how you doing? As long as it's cool back there, 169 00:08:39,440 --> 00:08:45,080 Speaker 1: I'm cool up here. We understand our borders. Brother and 170 00:08:45,400 --> 00:08:50,360 Speaker 1: y'all get up on the back of your junior. You 171 00:08:50,440 --> 00:08:54,880 Speaker 1: and junior gotta get in touch with y'all. No good, 172 00:08:55,840 --> 00:08:59,160 Speaker 1: but was coming to town. I got six shows. Everything 173 00:08:59,200 --> 00:09:01,880 Speaker 1: is sold out. Added the show, the fourth show on Saturday. 174 00:09:01,920 --> 00:09:04,600 Speaker 1: It's on sale right now. And Texas count of laying 175 00:09:04,640 --> 00:09:07,040 Speaker 1: in the cut. All right, thank you enough? You up next. 176 00:09:07,080 --> 00:09:09,560 Speaker 1: It is a Strawberry Letters subject. He's turning me into 177 00:09:09,600 --> 00:09:11,960 Speaker 1: his mama. We'll get into it right after this.