Speaker 1: Hi, guys, it's art and I'm so excited to say.
Speaker 1: The ticket links are live. Go get your tickets now, honey,
Speaker 1: so I don't have to get my real estate license
Speaker 1: and move back to Little Compton. Um our show is
Speaker 1: my birthday Bachelor at Or. We're going to improvise an
Speaker 1: entire season of The Bachelor on stage in an hour
Speaker 1: and a half. We did it last year. It was
Speaker 1: so fun. And it's going to be Friday, December nine
Speaker 1: at seven pm Pacific ten pm Eastern time and then
Speaker 1: you can just adjust for whatever time zone urine. So
Speaker 1: you have a couple of options. First, let me tell
Speaker 1: you who's going to be competing for my heart this year?
Speaker 1: We have obviously last year he was runner up. Dracula
Speaker 1: are Gareth Reynolds. We'll be back competing for my heart.
Speaker 1: Bachelor of the Year. Uh, Supernatural's rub Benedict will be
Speaker 1: competing for my heart. My beautiful baby boy Brian Sophie.
Speaker 1: Will he take me to hometowns at the town dump again?
Speaker 1: Will we have fantasy sweets eating peanut butter powder? Who
Speaker 1: knows my queen Aaron Olie will be there. A really
Speaker 1: popular rookie this season. Jackis Neil we will have last
Speaker 1: year he was really aggressively flirting with Paget and we
Speaker 1: love him. Miles Gray from The Daily Zeitgeist. We also
Speaker 1: have our favorite, our favorite uncle, Steve Heightener, who is
Speaker 1: Kenny Banniel from Seinfeld will be competing for my heart.
Speaker 1: I believe Dr Banana herself will be competing this year.
Speaker 1: Uh trying as playing the part of Aaron from the
Speaker 1: Boutstor franchise. And of course none of this would be
Speaker 1: possible without the wonderful Dr Katie Levine. So let me
Speaker 1: just tell you about the different like things, different options
Speaker 1: that you have. I'm gonna start with live and if
Speaker 1: you don't live in l A and you want to come,
Speaker 1: so it's in Korea Town. Um it's at the Dynasty Typewriter,
Speaker 1: So like unaffordable. The Line hotels us like a little
Speaker 1: bit fancier, but that's really fun if you sort of
Speaker 1: want like a fun weekend. You could also stay. Downtown
Speaker 1: has like some good hotel options. Obviously you can Airbnb
Speaker 1: in the area. I also really liked the Best Western
Speaker 1: on Franklin near the One oh One that's in Hollywood.
Speaker 1: I think that's a nice hotel and is Um, affordable.
Speaker 1: I'm not trying to break anybody's bank. And um, we're
Speaker 1: doing it at seven pm. It will be done by
Speaker 1: eight thirties. So you can still go out, go have
Speaker 1: a fun night in l A, go to a party, whatever.
Speaker 1: And here's the thing. Okay, So for the live one,
Speaker 1: and you can get all of the tickets right now
Speaker 1: on Rose Podcast dot votka. That's Rose Podcast dot vatka
Speaker 1: because we classy. So there's the twenty dollar option right
Speaker 1: now if you get it in advance. For the Dynasty Typewriter,
Speaker 1: it'll be twenty five day or we have a v
Speaker 1: I P after meet and greet up on this stage.
Speaker 1: It'll for sure be me and Dr Banana. Maybe who knows.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Maybe maybe Robbie Benedict will be there,
Speaker 1: who knows, Maybe Brian Sofie. I don't know, but it'll
Speaker 1: at least but you can come meet me and Dr Banana,
Speaker 1: you can get a picture, etcetera, etcetera. So those tickets
Speaker 1: are forty dollars. You can either get them on Rose
Speaker 1: Podcast Vodka or get them on the Dynasty Typewriter website.
Speaker 1: Also we have options if you're like, girl, I'm not
Speaker 1: coming to l A, I'm gonna be a virtual situation
Speaker 1: and we're not posting this podcast. This will not be
Speaker 1: up on our main feed. So if you want to
Speaker 1: hear it, uh, you have to get the you have
Speaker 1: to get the moment House link. And that's if you
Speaker 1: go to Rose Podcast Dot Vodka and you click under
Speaker 1: live shows. Moment House has a couple of options. The
Speaker 1: tickets are fifteen dollars and if you're like, I can't
Speaker 1: watch it at ten girl, well it'll be The link
Speaker 1: will be live for five days. You will have five
Speaker 1: full days to watch it at any point that you want,
Speaker 1: or you can rewatch it whatever. You will get a
Speaker 1: link that is good for five days. If you do
Speaker 1: watch it live, you can chat with Katie and she'll
Speaker 1: be uh talking to us and will be responding to
Speaker 1: comments on stage. And you can also get special merch
Speaker 1: that Dr Banana designed for this. UM it's a Party
Speaker 1: Champ T shirt. It's on a soft tribele and T shirt. UM.
Speaker 1: So the ticket only if you want to uh watch
Speaker 1: moment House in advance, it's fifteen dollars. If you wait
Speaker 1: until December nine, it will be twenty dollars. So I
Speaker 1: would say get your tickets in advance, and we if
Speaker 1: you want to get a Party Champ T shirt with
Speaker 1: your ticket. If you got the T shirt on its own,
Speaker 1: it's thirteen dollars if you get the ticket. If you
Speaker 1: do like a little bundle, it only will cost you
Speaker 1: ten dollars for the shirt, So it'll be a twenty
Speaker 1: five dollar Party Champ T shirt and ticket bundle. So
Speaker 1: there's a bundle option. So we might be even adding
Speaker 1: a hoodie. Who knows. It's not up there yet, but
Speaker 1: you can get yourself a Party Champ thing and you
Speaker 1: can also add them on if you want to buy
Speaker 1: a couple of gifts or people get some Party Champ shirts.
Speaker 1: You do you boo. So I know that was long winded.
Speaker 1: I know we've been talking about it for a long time,
Speaker 1: but everything is finally up Rose Podcast dot VCCA. We
Speaker 1: hope that you guys see us there, and it really
Speaker 1: does help because we would like to start touring more
Speaker 1: so if we sell out, particularly the live show, that
Speaker 1: really helps us um show other venues that we have
Speaker 1: the support and that we could come to your town.
Speaker 1: So there you go, Okay, I'll see you next week.