Speaker 1: Sorry, sorry, you're no no, no, no.
Speaker 2: No, kid, I guess what's gonna be? We tell you
Speaker 2: what's Sai Rachel than like Simpi, Kid's dead life, Rick
Speaker 2: doin everything from checking Vanilla.
Speaker 1: Chrispy's good. I love him. This fall weather same so much.
Speaker 3: Yea makes me think that maybe we have a fall
Speaker 3: episode coming up.
Speaker 1: No, that was last week. Okay, remember well, I gotta
Speaker 1: tell you though, I'm sorry, I'm going downhill fast. I'm
Speaker 1: not feeling that great. Okay, yesterday, you know when you
Speaker 1: get that little like tinge in the back of your
Speaker 1: throat nazel drip, and you're like, oh, it's here, Yeah,
Speaker 1: here it comes. And then this morning I woke up
Speaker 1: my throat was hurting and my nasal on my headache.
Speaker 1: Right now, so happy you came to work.
Speaker 3: And now I'm sitting next to you in a tight
Speaker 3: air locked space and now we're gonna share cereal and
Speaker 3: your hands are gonna be all over everything.
Speaker 1: That's so cool. Well, we have a lot to do.
Speaker 1: I can't can't miss work, no for sure.
Speaker 3: So yeah, you also definitely can't work from home.
Speaker 1: You haven't done that before ever. I actually today was
Speaker 1: a very very busy Okay, it was that, you know.
Speaker 1: I know, I said to myself this morning, there's no
Speaker 1: way that I could have done from home what I
Speaker 1: had to do here today. Got it? So it's it's
Speaker 1: it's problems, yeah, for sure. Anyway, welcome to Serial Killers.
Speaker 3: Let it be known, guys, if I'm not here next week,
Speaker 3: we all know the culprit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well that's my plan. Yeah, and then you'll sit
Speaker 1: there and be like, and he's gone again. Now, how
Speaker 1: did that happen? He's sick. I'm uh. I'm kind of
Speaker 1: excited about the cereal, but also cautiously optimistic. Okay, ooh
Speaker 1: sounds to me like we just got the title for
Speaker 1: the episode. Oh, we've had cereals from them before, and
Speaker 1: you apparently have this big deal with them. I don't know,
Speaker 1: but yet I haven't seen anything wish Yeah, with the
Speaker 1: Wishing Grads. The Wishing grad Yes, So I was at
Speaker 1: my barbers. Did I tell the story? Dad? You told
Speaker 1: him I actually went and bought this, but go ahead.
Speaker 3: So anyway, I was at the barber, uh huh, and
Speaker 3: the guy comes in with a whole box of three
Speaker 3: wishes and I'm like, oh, okay, cool, and my barber
Speaker 3: is like, oh my god, I want to try these.
Speaker 3: These are going to be so good. And then I
Speaker 3: was like, oh, we've had three Wishes before. And then
Speaker 3: my barber was like, oh my god, yeah that's right.
Speaker 3: He hosts a Cereal podcast. He's like, oh my god,
Speaker 3: you're Andrew, the one that's on Z one hundred, that
Speaker 3: podcast with Scottie. And I was like, yeah, what can
Speaker 3: I say, stars, they're just like us, we all get
Speaker 3: our haircuts. No.
Speaker 1: But then he was like, oh my god, that's so cool.
Speaker 3: My wife is like the marketing director, and yeah, well,
Speaker 3: three wishes. And then we were texting and I'm not
Speaker 3: sure if I sent my address. I'm so sorry if
Speaker 3: I didn't. Also, I'm just looking at your board. How
Speaker 3: is there this much dust?
Speaker 1: Because nobody cleans it ever. Yeah, they're all like that,
Speaker 1: Can I give you a feather duster? You can do it.
Speaker 1: I'll get you a feather dunt. No, you can do
Speaker 1: it if you want No, No, I will get you
Speaker 1: the feather duster. Then I'll do it. I don't have
Speaker 1: time for this. Let's eat cereal. I don't have time
Speaker 1: for this time to dust.
Speaker 3: No, I'm saying I will bring one in for you.
Speaker 1: Too. Dust, so you can do it. Okay, you get
Speaker 1: you want to. If the dust bod I love it,
Speaker 1: dust so nice. If the dust bothered, you know what
Speaker 1: dust is. It's just dead skin. Really well, then you've
Speaker 1: been shedding a lot. So I was very excited to
Speaker 1: see this flavor in cost Co. No less, so it
Speaker 1: was expensive this box, Andrew, but anything for the show,
Speaker 1: well the next one, I promised. Don't promise, don't promise,
Speaker 1: do'm promise. Plus I feel much worse when they send
Speaker 1: it to us and we say it's awful than when
Speaker 1: we buy it and say it's all you're easily sounding right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: we gotta we gotta run through this one. We need
Speaker 1: to hurry light everything. Yes, lighteol three wishes. This is marshmallowy.
Speaker 1: It's my favorite, but there's there's no marshmallows in it.
Speaker 1: It's just marshmallow flavored. Fun fact. Guys.
Speaker 3: Also on the topic of infectious diseases.
Speaker 1: Go listen to Hollywood Gold wherever you get your podcast.
Speaker 3: Last week we did an episode on contagion, and I
Speaker 3: have to tell you ten out of ten did you
Speaker 3: ever see contagion?
Speaker 1: First of all, we're not doing this. I'm just telling
Speaker 1: you your Hollywood Gold podcast, talk about this one. I
Speaker 1: don't think they do so.
Speaker 3: No, No, they did actually in one episode at the end.
Speaker 1: When they made fun of us. No, they never made
Speaker 1: fun of us. Kidding me.
Speaker 3: But anyway, go listen to Hollywood Gold wherever you get
Speaker 3: your podcast. Listen to the Contagion episode because that's one
Speaker 3: of my favorite movies.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's cool.
Speaker 3: Did you like that movie?
Speaker 1: Never saw it? You need to watch it?
Speaker 3: No, So, now if this doesn't have Eric Bartaga in it?
Speaker 1: What's his name?
Speaker 3: Eric?
Speaker 1: Eric? Remember the time when we're gonna watch Chips episodes
Speaker 1: and talk about them. Yes, I don't know his name.
Speaker 3: Well Eric verbaga is that might be a real life.
Speaker 1: That might be a bad word in Spanish. Now, all
Speaker 1: of a sudden, you speak Spanish. I do?
Speaker 3: Oh really?
Speaker 1: See? Okay, yeah, so there's two there's two bags in
Speaker 1: this box here. I can't get him back in. I
Speaker 1: hate the double box thing. I do too. There has
Speaker 1: to be a better way, Costco, Like I love you, Costco,
Speaker 1: but there's got to be a better way. How do
Speaker 1: you say it? Osco? Costco? Cost cost Co? I remember
Speaker 1: when it was price Club. I do too. We talked
Speaker 1: about that. Remember, Yeah, going back to the Farmland Fresh
Speaker 1: Dairies fridge, Andrew Garrett didn't steal all our Farmland Fresh
Speaker 1: Dairies milk, because you know he does that sometimes. Oops,
Speaker 1: we're using Farmland Fresh Dairies organic whole milk.
Speaker 3: When you were in the milk case, were you looking
Speaker 3: for the cowfees?
Speaker 1: I did, And that's why I pick up Farmland Fresh Dairies. Yum.
Speaker 1: All right, A little overboard there, pal oh, okay, okay, glad.
Speaker 1: I can't do anything right this episode. So there they
Speaker 1: are fruit loop ish shapes, smells like mars. I hope
Speaker 1: we don't get that little after taste. Let's see. The
Speaker 1: crunches is on par with It's great when it goes
Speaker 1: in your mouth. If you let it stay in your
Speaker 1: mouth too long, you start to get that little bit
Speaker 1: of a whatever the monk fruit or I think it's
Speaker 1: yunk fruit or whatever it is. The marshmallow flavoring is
Speaker 1: great at the beginning again, but it's I can't I
Speaker 1: don't understand. I don't I don't get it, I.
Speaker 3: Will say, compared to the other ones that we've had,
Speaker 3: uh huh, this at least the sweetness goes with the flavor.
Speaker 1: You know, I do. They got the marshmallow flavor on target.
Speaker 3: But the weird monk fruit aftertaste goes along with the
Speaker 3: sweetness to a degree where it doesn't.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I'm going to give it two balls in a spoon.
Speaker 3: I think that they do a really good job. They're
Speaker 3: the best of the ones that don't that have monk
Speaker 3: fruit or stevia.
Speaker 1: You're just trying to be nice, right, No I'm not.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you the truth. Now. This is let me
Speaker 1: tell you. If this was like a sugar cereal, like
Speaker 1: if Kellogg's made this, the flavor would be great if
Speaker 1: it was all sugar. Yeah, you know, because I really
Speaker 1: like the marshmallow flavor. It is good, but I'm gonna
Speaker 1: have to give it two balls because of that that
Speaker 1: aftertaste that kicks in. Yeah. I wonder if there's a
Speaker 1: way to get around that. Three wishes.
Speaker 3: If you want to invite us to your plant and
Speaker 3: we could watch what exactly is put in and then
Speaker 3: we could taste test. Well, we we want to taste tested.
Speaker 3: Invite us to your cereal factory.
Speaker 1: Okay, is that your first wish? Yes, that's my first wish.
Speaker 1: Thank you As your second wish for me to go away. No,
Speaker 1: I would never want that, Scott, you and your's shirt.
Speaker 1: You don't make fun of my long eyeans Hey, you
Speaker 1: leave it alone. So I just can't wait to go May.
Speaker 1: Since it is fall, Andrew, our good friends at General
Speaker 1: Mill sent us their fall box. You know that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: look o, I love that. We get pr packaging. Hello
Speaker 1: Ottoman autumnon. Yes, now there is a granola in here
Speaker 1: that I'm sorry that I took a cookie mix out
Speaker 1: of here already, Cooper. I know. I one was for
Speaker 1: Cooper and one was for a contest we did on
Speaker 1: the radio, so I did take one out. Oh you
Speaker 1: could smell the pumpkin spice. Yeah, we've already done pumpkin
Speaker 1: spice cheerios. Okay, so we're not going to do it again.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna donate that somewhere. Great, but we are going
Speaker 1: to do this because we haven't done this yet. What
Speaker 1: is Cascadian Farm? Thank you, just breath.
Speaker 3: Cascadian Farm Cinnamon, apple, whole grain, oats, date powder, apples
Speaker 3: and cinnamon.
Speaker 1: This is going to be delicious and it also sold
Speaker 1: us Annie's Organic bunnies and pumpkins. You can have that
Speaker 1: they're like Teddy Grams. We don't say that it's a
Speaker 1: different brand. Well they taste okay, you know you gotta
Speaker 1: get your brand stuff going, dude, Like Teddy Grams is Nabisco.
Speaker 1: These are our friends at General Teddy all right, so.
Speaker 3: This has whole things at Apple. I could see you
Speaker 3: shake it around.
Speaker 1: Oh oh, your mouth is gonna seize up. I know right,
Speaker 1: you're not even doing you know, because I'm literally just
Speaker 1: shaking the bag, jam packed full of stuff. And you
Speaker 1: didn't even tear the tear off strip, right I did,
Speaker 1: I did? You didn't. Look. Oh, you're right, look at
Speaker 1: those giant Apple Here comes the throat closure.
Speaker 3: Great, you have pan. Do you know I found out
Speaker 3: I'm allergic to black sesame? Okay, I did. Okay, the
Speaker 3: past two times i've had black sesame, I've been oddly allergic.
Speaker 1: Okay, and it never was a thing like a little
Speaker 1: black testames on. Yes, it smells good.
Speaker 3: It does smell really good. I just know I'm gonna
Speaker 3: hate that apple.
Speaker 1: This smells like Fall, like if Fall had a scent.
Speaker 1: It's this it well, it actually does juicely pumpkin spice apples,
Speaker 1: those are all labeled as Fall candles.
Speaker 3: I get it, Andrew, I don't think you do, because
Speaker 3: you said if fall had a smell, it would be this,
Speaker 3: which is apples.
Speaker 1: There's giant like apples in here. I like this. Learn
Speaker 1: about the smells. Yeah, I we're never going to make
Speaker 1: it in the candle industry. Oh that was a weird chunk, right,
Speaker 1: You think it's going to be apple in cinnamon and sweeter.
Speaker 1: Not really? Maybe I just got a bad bite. Try again,
Speaker 1: that's blah hmm. No, a bowl and a spoon. Wow,
Speaker 1: that could have been so much better. Yeah, actual lot down.
Speaker 1: That's a huge lot down for me. It just it's
Speaker 1: it's bland. It doesn't Does this doesn't taste like fall?
Speaker 1: Smells like fall without the milk, But it does not
Speaker 1: taste like.
Speaker 3: I got sizzling carbonated apple.
Speaker 1: That's what it tastes like. Does it taste like cheese doodle?
Speaker 3: No, it doesn't. They never tasted like cheese toodles. It's
Speaker 3: not a thing that I say when it is just
Speaker 3: sizzling fruits. Sizzling fruits have never tasted like cheese soodles.
Speaker 1: Oh you you think it tastes like seltzer, Yes, because it.
Speaker 3: Does, because it's sizzles when it's reactivated or hydrated whatever
Speaker 3: they call it.
Speaker 1: I don't know what to do right here. It's not good.
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna tell you that straight up. It's not good.
Speaker 3: Like maybe when you buy this thinking to yourself, Oh,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna have fallen a cup. There are so many
Speaker 3: better alternatives.
Speaker 1: This just that, ain't it. You might want to throw
Speaker 1: this on like some plain yogurt.
Speaker 3: Yeah, on yogurt. Yes, you have a full apple chunk
Speaker 3: and you go for it.
Speaker 1: Look how many files are in this particular or folder demonic?
Speaker 1: That's weird. Six sixty six? And look what's on that
Speaker 1: box right there? Are you gonna hit me?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: Look six six six? Something's going on Delos Myerto. You
Speaker 1: know what, I'm gonna give it. The Day of the Dead,
Speaker 1: that's different. Yeah, that's coming up. Yeah, November first, I
Speaker 1: know all about it. No Mexican heritage. Okay, uh, did
Speaker 1: you know that Sinco Tomyo is not Independence Day in Mexico?
Speaker 1: Just letting you know, cool people misunderstand, all right? Anyway,
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna give that a ball in a spoon
Speaker 1: also because it wasn't really you know what, I'm gonnake
Speaker 1: it two balls, two balls, two balls? How about that?
Speaker 1: Were you looking at your phone? No, it just was wow, millennial,
Speaker 1: two balls. We'll be back right after this. It's the
Speaker 1: right thing to do, and we're back millennials. Isn't their phones?
Speaker 1: But no, no, I know exactly what that is. My
Speaker 1: daughter was late for school today, and that is the
Speaker 1: attendance office calling me. Oh yeah, I'm not going to answer.
Speaker 1: Oh boy, we're playing hooky on. We're busy. Okay, you know,
Speaker 1: you call back and say, oops, sorry, no, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'll say, you know, we were at the doctor's office
Speaker 1: or something. Okay, fun because this is the doctor's office. Yeah,
Speaker 1: for sure. Anyway, we're gonna go into the box that
Speaker 1: Matt sent us quite a while back. Fine, we've got
Speaker 1: our backlog of store brand cereals. Love it, so we're
Speaker 1: gonna do a sweet one to counteract those two. Great. Yeah,
Speaker 1: let's go. All right, So this is best Yet. If
Speaker 1: you recall, there used to be some best Yet markets
Speaker 1: around here.
Speaker 3: This is legit, like senior Citizen home writing, is it?
Speaker 1: It just looks like it. Yeah, But looked at the
Speaker 1: cute little fox on there. It was stuck in the eighties.
Speaker 1: But there's the nineties fox on the skateboard. Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 1: His name is like Dylan is Yo. I'm Dylan the
Speaker 1: skating Squirrel. No, that's a fox. Yo. I'm Frank the
Speaker 1: skating Fox. Now does he only have two fingers? Or
Speaker 1: is he being saying peace bro? He's saying peace bro, okay,
Speaker 1: because he's part of nineties skater culture. That was you?
Speaker 1: That was me. What a great title name for the cereal?
Speaker 1: Too Happy Shape? Yep, they're just Happy Shape.
Speaker 3: I didn't like a commercial for that Best Yet Happy Shape.
Speaker 1: Well, they generally don't have commercials for a store brand items. Well,
Speaker 1: maybe they should start, you know. So this is a
Speaker 1: sweetened oat cereal with marshmallow. Is going to be your
Speaker 1: fake lucky charms. It's a good source of eleven essential
Speaker 1: viterins and minerals. I can't even speak my nose. I
Speaker 1: got problems, but so let's get through this. Okay. So anyway,
Speaker 1: Best Yet was a chain of supermarkets. I don't know
Speaker 1: if there's still any around. This may just be like
Speaker 1: a store type brand. You know, God, what a terrible bag.
Speaker 1: I know that bag tour weird. Let's see stars, Oh
Speaker 1: they're stars. Okay, so the cereal pieces are stars. So
Speaker 1: you have basically all. You have a crown, you have
Speaker 1: a moon, a half moon that's green, some sort of stars.
Speaker 1: You have a half moon that's purple. Yeah, you have
Speaker 1: a wand what is this thing? This could be so
Speaker 1: many things. This could be a I think as a
Speaker 1: cloud with a thunderbolt. I think it's wand no cloud thunderbolt.
Speaker 1: If they have magic wizard hats, then they thunder and lightning.
Speaker 1: Oh wizard, it's a lightning bolt that goes with wizards.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, they cast spells and it goes boom
Speaker 1: and lightning comes out.
Speaker 3: Is a male wizard, a warlock or a wizard?
Speaker 1: No, a wizard, he's the guy with the white beard. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but like a warlock is something different? It is. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't go look at your Game of Thrones thing.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I watched four seasons of it, got to the red
Speaker 3: winning episode and it was like, I think that's it
Speaker 3: for me.
Speaker 1: I have no idea what you're talking about. Game of Thrones,
Speaker 1: the show you just brought up, but I never watched it.
Speaker 1: I don't think about it. I just figured that there's
Speaker 1: wizards and warlocks and goose and Gobblins in it. I
Speaker 1: don't know. Mhm. It Hatesdale. I mean it is, oh yeah, John, Yeah,
Speaker 1: but it's fine cool, still good.
Speaker 3: Not really, I'm gonna give this three bowls. It's Lucky Charms,
Speaker 3: which I like, but it's stale and I don't like that.
Speaker 1: And think it would been better if it wasn't stale.
Speaker 1: Yeah really, m m. I'm gonna judge it on its
Speaker 1: current state, which I think is fresh. So I'm gonna
Speaker 1: give it three balls in a spoon. I think it's
Speaker 1: pretty good. What did you say? I forgot I wasn't listening.
Speaker 1: Three okay, so there is Oh look at all the
Speaker 1: fun animals on the back, Andrew, I don't know where
Speaker 1: you can find the cereal sometimes Yet at Best Yet markets.
Speaker 1: I'm going let's look it up and see if they
Speaker 1: still exist.
Speaker 3: I mean, if the font of the store is any indication.
Speaker 1: Is there a website on there? Best Yet? Is there
Speaker 1: a website on there? Andrews yet? Dot com? Is there? Yeah? Real, yep,
Speaker 1: I see Best Yet dot Com. You're wincing, like, ah,
Speaker 1: bring home the bacon? Where to buy? I see? I
Speaker 1: don't think there's any Best Yet stores anymore. But there's
Speaker 1: several look at all of that. Yeah, but I don't
Speaker 1: know if those are actually best yet markets. See these
Speaker 1: are the name Family Grocery. Is this that the other? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Oh wow, there's one hundred and forty stores in our
Speaker 1: area where you can pick this up eight eleven on
Speaker 1: Long Island. Wow. One an old bed page. No, not
Speaker 1: so much anyway. Thanks for listening to serial Killers. Please
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Speaker 1: what my nose is running?
Speaker 2: Hey?
Speaker 1: Bless you?
Speaker 3: Well, it looks like I won't see you next week, folks.
Speaker 1: It's been really great. We'll be doing the Bowl Chat
Speaker 1: from home. Yep, looking forward to it.
Speaker 3: Honestly a nice little week off right, although I am
Speaker 3: going away next week, so.
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Speaker 1: Lunch to go. Dis Some Fects also out of tissues.