Speaker 1: Attention Shoppers.
Speaker 2: Attention Shoppers Employees Only is an improvised comedy podcast about
Speaker 2: a fictional big box store. Any similarity to real stores
Speaker 2: or real people. This completely coincidental, and that is why
Speaker 2: you should not point the price guns at customer heads
Speaker 2: or at each other's heads. Okay, so now I have
Speaker 2: a really, really big announcement. It's it's kind of a
Speaker 2: sad announcement. Yo, I will be leaving the store soon.
Speaker 3: They finally fired him.
Speaker 4: I knew it.
Speaker 3: I knew it. I could see it coming.
Speaker 5: Did you get canceled?
Speaker 1: No, I'm not canceled, Timbo.
Speaker 6: Now, Jerry, is this about how you walked around the
Speaker 6: store with your fly down for a full day?
Speaker 2: No, Liz, that is not what it's about. Any I
Speaker 2: really don't appreciate that. When you, guys hear I'm leaving,
Speaker 2: you all assume I've been fired. Okay, the zipper incident
Speaker 2: was handled by corporate.
Speaker 1: We had that hearing.
Speaker 2: All of you were allowed to give your testimony, and
Speaker 2: I was completely exonerated.
Speaker 3: Stas lewis nothing we don't say by everything.
Speaker 2: By Look, guys, the reason I'm leaving the store is
Speaker 2: I'm about to be promoted to the regional manager position.
Speaker 2: It seems that the current regional manager of our district,
Speaker 2: you know that guy, Don Tower, it looks like he
Speaker 2: has had a heart attack and he has gone into
Speaker 2: the hospital.
Speaker 6: And oh yeah, all right, is he Okay, he is
Speaker 6: not dead.
Speaker 1: He is not dead, but he could become dead. It's
Speaker 1: it's unclear right now.
Speaker 2: It looks like, given the situation, I will have to
Speaker 2: step up and take the regional manager position.
Speaker 3: Don Tower is.
Speaker 6: The greatest guy. He bought like one thousand dollars worth
Speaker 6: of my girls girl Scout cookies and they were little.
Speaker 6: He's diabetic.
Speaker 7: Don Tower single handedly funded my GoFundMe when I got
Speaker 7: a hurry up from deadlifting too hard.
Speaker 3: He supported me on the pride parade. That was just
Speaker 3: me and four other guys.
Speaker 4: He's the godfather of my kids.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, you know what Don is great.
Speaker 8: There's only three white people's picture in my grandmother's house, JFK,
Speaker 8: Jesus and Don Tower.
Speaker 2: Right, Well, he's a great guy. We can all agree.
Speaker 2: He's just like such a great guy.
Speaker 1: And look, I mean, you know, things change.
Speaker 2: You know, it's time for me to step up and
Speaker 2: become a regional manager in his place.
Speaker 4: Probably you'll never take his place.
Speaker 1: Well, I'll take his job, though, I'll take his job.
Speaker 7: Robert, Well, who's coming in to take your job?
Speaker 2: Well, it looks like with a short time we have,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna have to groom one of you to take
Speaker 2: my place.
Speaker 6: Jerry, don't use the word groom. We've talked about this before.
Speaker 7: I'm interested in upward mobility. What sort of like numbers
Speaker 7: are we talking here? Why are you pulling in?
Speaker 1: It's really not something that I'm I'm allowed to divulge.
Speaker 1: I mean, once you are offering google don't google it.
Speaker 1: Don't don't google it.
Speaker 7: You make one hundred thousand dollars.
Speaker 6: A year, you make six figures.
Speaker 4: What are you spending your money on?
Speaker 1: I uh, well, I have a mortgage.
Speaker 3: One hundred k. With them shoes, you are not gonna
Speaker 3: feel those shoes at don Tower.
Speaker 2: I actually am buying new clothes, Arnold. I'm gonna buy
Speaker 2: an entirely new outfit and some new ties as well.
Speaker 2: All your ties are fat as hell.
Speaker 1: Now I'm gonna get some skinny ties.
Speaker 2: I guess I'm just gonna have to think about which
Speaker 2: of you deserves the store manager position.
Speaker 4: And let me tell you.
Speaker 1: This, when I am regional manager.
Speaker 2: These personal attacks and insults will stop. I am going
Speaker 2: to be keeping a tight ship for the region and
Speaker 2: I will brooking no defiance.
Speaker 1: Thank you bye.
Speaker 6: Did you guys see we just got a new shipment
Speaker 6: of something in called the Pinkets. It's pants and a
Speaker 6: blanket like a snuggie for just your lower half.
Speaker 3: Well, good lord. People do not take pride in their
Speaker 3: appearance anymore. When I was young, depression with something you
Speaker 3: tried to have.
Speaker 6: Well, now everyone is just chill axing arnolds. The Senate
Speaker 6: just got rid of their dress code too. They don't
Speaker 6: even have to wear suits anymore. They changed it because
Speaker 6: that John Fetterman guy was showing up in shorts and
Speaker 6: a hoodie all the time. You know, that's our senator.
Speaker 6: I mean I voted for him. I voted for him.
Speaker 7: John Vettererman doesn't want to wear a suit, and John
Speaker 7: Vetterman doesn't have to wear a suit, and nobody had
Speaker 7: the balls to tell him to stop, because he's seven
Speaker 7: feet tall and looks like a Klingon and probably knows
Speaker 7: mma or like cah wah whatever it is that Klingons
Speaker 7: do with those sick double edged swords.
Speaker 3: That fool looks like a talking trash can out assessme, Street,
Speaker 3: do not blame me. I voted for doctor Oz. He
Speaker 3: might have done some experiments on puppies and sold worthless
Speaker 3: pills to cancer boys, but he did it looking like
Speaker 3: a goddamn professional.
Speaker 6: I just wish there was a dress code where I
Speaker 6: couldn't see any of them. I want Ted cruise in
Speaker 6: a burka, you know what I mean. Want McConnell just
Speaker 6: to be rolled into the Senate floor in a carpet.
Speaker 3: Some of these damn senators you don't know what they're
Speaker 3: gonna be wearing coming into Congress. Lindsey Graham I know him.
Speaker 3: I know him and his friends from down in Charleston.
Speaker 3: Mark my words. He is gonna show up with a ballgag.
Speaker 3: He's gonna show up with a harness. There's gonna be
Speaker 3: a little puppy tail stuck in his butt talking about
Speaker 3: some war on terror.
Speaker 6: I would love to see that, actually, Arnold, I would
Speaker 6: pay to see that. When it comes to Fetterman, though,
Speaker 6: you have to admit, he's the perfect representative for our state.
Speaker 6: I mean, if Pennsylvania was a guy, he would definitely
Speaker 6: be a WWE character wearing jorts and a car heart.
Speaker 4: Yeah, what did you expect him to wear?
Speaker 8: John Fetterman, Nobody cares about him wearing a suit except
Speaker 8: for that one big and tall store and Wes ready,
Speaker 8: that's it.
Speaker 4: He was keeping them alive.
Speaker 6: And if we're gonna loosen up the dress code, let's
Speaker 6: make it useful. You know, we should get Mitch McConnell
Speaker 6: a T shirt that says your name is Mitch McConnell.
Speaker 6: You are a senator from Kentucky. The year's twenty twenty three.
Speaker 6: His name is Elame. Maybe make it reverse so that
Speaker 6: when he looks in the mirror he can read it.
Speaker 3: By Oh, sweet heavens Now, he has really gone and
Speaker 3: done it. He's gone too far this time.
Speaker 4: Let me guess, Joe, Joe Biden.
Speaker 3: He's letting five hundred thousand Venezuelan immigrants into the country
Speaker 3: with work permits. Venezuela doesn't even share a border with
Speaker 3: the US. These are non contiguous foreign workers. God knows,
Speaker 3: we had enough trouble with Alaska.
Speaker 8: Do the Pittsburgh pirates know this? Are Venezuela's like Dominicans,
Speaker 8: Because if they are, then they definitely have to have
Speaker 8: five golden Glove shortstops in there, and they not even
Speaker 8: gonna need fake versatifty.
Speaker 5: This is a great idea.
Speaker 7: Do you know how many Fogo to Child's we're about
Speaker 7: to have. It's a Venezuelan restaurant where the meat is unlimited,
Speaker 7: you know, like like a mimosa, but it's like a
Speaker 7: bottomless mimosa of meat, like a meat mosa.
Speaker 3: Timbo, bless your heart. Fogo to Chow is Brazilian, and honey,
Speaker 3: there is no meat mosa that is bottomless.
Speaker 5: Bazillion, never mind keep them out.
Speaker 3: Well, as far as I can see it from my analysis,
Speaker 3: and I have been analyzing it, you cannot just let
Speaker 3: all the Venezuelans in, No, honey, you have to take
Speaker 3: advantage of the crisis and only pick the best and brightest,
Speaker 3: Like when we were smart and wise enough to steal
Speaker 3: all those Nazi scientists after World War Two, got Werner
Speaker 3: von Brown, We got all the good Nazis. We brought
Speaker 3: them over here. It's time make America great again. They
Speaker 3: keep saying it. Let's take these Venezuelans and ride them
Speaker 3: up straight tomorrow.
Speaker 8: A couple of years ago, I went six months without
Speaker 8: finding the job. So it turns out I just need
Speaker 8: to pop up from another country and be like, hey,
Speaker 8: I'm hungry.
Speaker 3: You better have a problem with it, because you're gonna
Speaker 3: wake up one day and this bywall is gonna be
Speaker 3: called el comprobienne because these are the jobs they're coming for.
Speaker 6: After what these people have been through, they deserve to
Speaker 6: take my job. They walk from South America to Texas.
Speaker 6: Sometimes I get in my car to drive to my mailbox.
Speaker 2: Bye bye.
Speaker 1: Well so I told him I've been here the whole time.
Speaker 7: Oh man, Jerry, can I be real with you for
Speaker 7: a second, sure, Yeah, yeah, okay.
Speaker 5: Like no, homo, but I've always seen you as a.
Speaker 7: Mentor, right, Yeah, I have a dad, and my dad
Speaker 7: is also great, But like you're like way up there, Well.
Speaker 1: That's really nice, Timbo. It's yeah, I.
Speaker 7: Love being your store dad, and it's gonna take someone
Speaker 7: really big to replace you. And I feel like I
Speaker 7: feel like that could be me, and not just because
Speaker 7: like my muscle to fat ratio is insane, but also
Speaker 7: like I have some really great ideas if.
Speaker 5: You want to, if you want to hear them.
Speaker 1: Actually kind of busy right now, so I'm not.
Speaker 3: Sure that hi, yo, Lis Robert Timbo's up mm hmmm, Jerry,
Speaker 3: would you mind if I speak to you in private
Speaker 3: over here by the dashing cast for just a much Sure?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: You look around here. There is a power vacuum in
Speaker 3: your absence. Look around at the candidates that are possible here. Honey,
Speaker 3: Let's be real. Liz is a socialist. She does not
Speaker 3: believe in free commerce. She will turn this place into
Speaker 3: some damn soup kitchen for the non binary team.
Speaker 4: Huh.
Speaker 3: Well, look, I love Robert to death. He is a
Speaker 3: good worker, but he's better at working with his hands,
Speaker 3: if you know what I mean.
Speaker 4: Honey.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not even sure I'm allowed to have this conversation, so.
Speaker 3: Trust me, whatever you do, do not give this job
Speaker 3: of store manager to Timbo's okay, that boy has some
Speaker 3: type of brain damage.
Speaker 2: Some of these are good points, so you think probably
Speaker 2: the person I should give it to is you.
Speaker 3: I didn't say it, honey, but just so you know,
Speaker 3: I was recording this conversation and I did get you
Speaker 3: pan that on audio, so.
Speaker 2: You're recording me again. Listen, Arnold, I really don't appreciate
Speaker 2: you've done that several times. Please do not report our conversation.
Speaker 6: Hey, Jerry, if I can get you to just step
Speaker 6: over to my laptop here for a second. I have
Speaker 6: a little bit of info i'd like to share with you,
Speaker 6: just a quick PowerPoint presentation I whipped up. Wow, I'm
Speaker 6: pretty proud of myself.
Speaker 1: Uh perestional.
Speaker 6: Here's the deal, Jerr, women earn eighty two percent of
Speaker 6: what men earn. Be an ally, Jerry, we need you, Okay.
Speaker 7: Okay, Well at it feels like homework.
Speaker 6: Next slide, another point. I am the only by Well
Speaker 6: team lead with a college degree.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so that was in wasn't that in art history?
Speaker 4: Though?
Speaker 6: I'm just I promise you I have what it takes.
Speaker 1: Well, thank you for Wait wait.
Speaker 6: Jerry, Jerry, the last page is just so like quick
Speaker 6: collage of pictures of you. I don't want you to
Speaker 6: miss that part.
Speaker 2: Boy, I Liz did a really professional power point.
Speaker 1: Everybody, Well, Robert, you.
Speaker 2: Have anything you'd like to add? Since I'm here in
Speaker 2: the break room rapping with.
Speaker 8: You getting the low down, don't don't talk like that, okay, Jerry. Look,
Speaker 8: you don't have to worry about it, man. I've already
Speaker 8: started managing the store. I got grocery giving out free
Speaker 8: beers because people buy more when they're drunk. I'm turning
Speaker 8: the electronics into a VIP section. We have bottle girls.
Speaker 1: And bottle girls.
Speaker 4: You remember that show Who Supermarket Sweep. Sure.
Speaker 8: Yeah, So I just look at a section of the
Speaker 8: store that's low traffic and I'd be like, hey, for
Speaker 8: the next fifteen seconds, forty percent off in kitchen wears,
Speaker 8: and I just watch them go and they go crazy.
Speaker 1: It's actually not a bad idea.
Speaker 2: Actually, I mean, I'm not sure about the bottle service VIP.
Speaker 3: Room, but Jerry, I just stepped outside over in the
Speaker 3: meat section. There was a baby out there sucking on
Speaker 3: a Miller highlight.
Speaker 4: There was just so y'all know that that baby came
Speaker 4: in with that beer.
Speaker 3: Bye bye.
Speaker 5: I can't believe Jerry is going to leave the store.
Speaker 5: It's an end of an ear.
Speaker 4: You worked here for two more.
Speaker 5: Two months could be an era.
Speaker 3: Robert Well, it is very sad when any leader has
Speaker 3: to step down, leasten Rupert Murdoch. He's stepping down as
Speaker 3: the head of Fox News. He did so much to
Speaker 3: help this country so much. Who would have ever thought
Speaker 3: that an Australian would be our greatest living American ninety
Speaker 3: two years old?
Speaker 4: Is this important?
Speaker 8: To white people like, are y'all gonna argue about which
Speaker 8: Fox News was better pre and post Murdoch? Is this
Speaker 8: like y'all version of like the two aunt vivs on
Speaker 8: Fresh Prince.
Speaker 6: Robert original aunt VIVI is obviously clearly superior.
Speaker 4: I'm og yeah, thank you, Yeah.
Speaker 6: I don't think this is the same thing. I would
Speaker 6: have loved to have been there when Rupert Murdock stepped down,
Speaker 6: just so I could have pushed him down the rest
Speaker 6: of the steps.
Speaker 8: He retired from Fox News, but I bet he didn't
Speaker 8: retire from racism. His Venezuelan home nurses are about to
Speaker 8: be very upset.
Speaker 3: Well, that is curious timing, isn't it If they brought
Speaker 3: four hundred and seventy thousand over just right now to
Speaker 3: take care of Rupert Murdoch.
Speaker 7: I don't think it's curious at all, Arnold. I think
Speaker 7: if you start connecting the do you will see that
Speaker 7: whenever we let people in from another country, someone in
Speaker 7: the head of the media steps down mysteriously, or dies mysteriously,
Speaker 7: or passes the company off to their son mysteriously.
Speaker 3: I swear to God, Timbo, your mama dropped you on
Speaker 3: your head.
Speaker 6: I blame science for him even lasting this long. Without
Speaker 6: blood transfusions and groundbreaking heart treatments, that demonic bag of
Speaker 6: bones would have turned to ash ages ago.
Speaker 3: Well, say what you want about Fox News, Liz. You
Speaker 3: can talk and talk and talk, but it has the
Speaker 3: highest ratings of any network on television. And honey, how
Speaker 3: can something that is successful be bad? I'll say this
Speaker 3: his shthead Sons better not mess up my Fox News.
Speaker 3: That is my favorite program. It's just like the Applebee's
Speaker 3: by my house when they came under new management. Let
Speaker 3: me tell you, those sizzling faitas do not shimmer the
Speaker 3: way they used to.
Speaker 4: Oh okay, I get it now.
Speaker 8: This is like all the shows on HBO with the
Speaker 8: family fighting for control exactly.
Speaker 6: Rob and I feel like he just watched an episode
Speaker 6: of Succession where his character dies on the toilet from
Speaker 6: a stress heart attack and was like, I'm just gonna
Speaker 6: give it to Kendall.
Speaker 7: I feel like we should, though, give mad props to Murdoch.
Speaker 7: I mean, he mean one of the most successful companies
Speaker 7: of all time, so successful that women wanted to come
Speaker 7: work for him even though they knew it meant Bill
Speaker 7: O'Reilly would touch their butts.
Speaker 3: That is my one complaint. Rupert would always pick the beautiful,
Speaker 3: glamorous women to be on Fox News, but then he
Speaker 3: sat him down next to some gray, lumpy, old potato
Speaker 3: of a man. No wonder, there's no gay Republicans. You
Speaker 3: drove them all off. Would it hurt so much to
Speaker 3: put Ashton Koocher in front of a camera and give
Speaker 3: him some premium conservative content. I don't know if it
Speaker 3: would move the needle, but honey, it would sure move
Speaker 3: my needle.
Speaker 2: Bye.
Speaker 6: Ugh. My estranged husband, Jamethy keeps calling me. I do
Speaker 6: not have the emotional bandwidth to support him.
Speaker 7: Today, and divorce is hard.
Speaker 6: We're just separated. We've been separated for five years, so
Speaker 6: things could work out. But I'm also allowed to, you know,
Speaker 6: do what I want during the separation, just in case
Speaker 6: that's information you need to know to mow. But I
Speaker 6: do feel like I need a girls' night like Sophie
Speaker 6: Turner and Taylor Swift style.
Speaker 8: Oh you mean how Sophie Turner divorced Joe Jonas and
Speaker 8: it's suing to have their kids return to England. But
Speaker 8: then she went out for a night on the town
Speaker 8: with Taylor Swift, who was also Joe Jonas's ex, Robert
Speaker 8: what I like Game of Thrones, sands the start, that's
Speaker 8: my queen in the North.
Speaker 6: Let this be a lesson to men. If you divorce
Speaker 6: a woman, she will get together with your ex so
Speaker 6: they can both shit talk how small your dick is.
Speaker 6: And if one of those exes is Taylor Swift, it's
Speaker 6: gonna be on CNN.
Speaker 4: I really feel sorry for Joe.
Speaker 8: His ex is talking shit about him with his other
Speaker 8: ex and one of them could write a number one
Speaker 8: song about it and then get the other one to
Speaker 8: act in the video.
Speaker 3: That's scary, Liz, I know what you're talking about. Some
Speaker 3: of these people exes get together exes and they do xes.
Speaker 3: I know personally there is a Facebook group of everybody
Speaker 3: who's fucked me in the last twenty years, and all transparency.
Speaker 5: Honey.
Speaker 3: I'm the moderator of it. I want to see everything
Speaker 3: that they're saying.
Speaker 4: Now.
Speaker 3: I don't know who this Sophie Turner is. I don't
Speaker 3: know her.
Speaker 6: Sophie Turner is from Game of Thrones, so you know
Speaker 6: she's good at intrigue in making alliances with queens. He
Speaker 6: should just be glad he survived the wedding.
Speaker 3: I don't know who this bitch is, but I think
Speaker 3: straight people would save themselves a lot of trouble if
Speaker 3: they would stop getting married and just take a bunch
Speaker 3: of poppers and have foursomes like we do down at Crystal.
Speaker 3: In my opinion, Taylor Swift looks like somebody took a
Speaker 3: doll and filled it with milk Arnold.
Speaker 6: You better watch what you say. Those swifties will come
Speaker 6: for you. They will find that Facebook group, they will
Speaker 6: hack it, and they will become the moderators. And you
Speaker 6: do not want that.
Speaker 3: I'm a proud gay gun owner, and if any of
Speaker 3: them are gonna come at me, I'm gonna come right
Speaker 3: back at them.
Speaker 7: I think that what happened to the Jonas brothers is
Speaker 7: that sometimes, like an embryo divides in the womb, but
Speaker 7: there's not enough testosterone for like three healthy males, and
Speaker 7: so they come out like the Jonahs brothers.
Speaker 5: Oh wait, hold on, no, they're not triplets. Huh.
Speaker 3: Well, what they are is fade. And I feel bad
Speaker 3: for the young people today who think a sexy trio
Speaker 3: of brothers is these dainty little Jonas boys. When I
Speaker 3: was young, and yes I was once, we had the Beg's.
Speaker 3: They were sweaty, they were Australian and they had blow
Speaker 3: dried hair and real man names like Barry, like Robin
Speaker 3: and Maurice. My only problem is that when they sang
Speaker 3: a woman's man, no time to talk, honey, I could
Speaker 3: have fixed that. I never talk by.
Speaker 1: And here it is the call from corporate.
Speaker 2: They are going to officially raise me up to regional manager.
Speaker 4: Liz.
Speaker 1: Would you please put this video call on the TV.
Speaker 1: Let's go. I want everybody to see this.
Speaker 6: When did I become your personal at person? Jerriet can't
Speaker 6: believe you can't screen share.
Speaker 1: Just please just.
Speaker 4: Do it, Liz.
Speaker 1: All right, Dawn you are you were on the phone.
Speaker 3: I sure am.
Speaker 9: Hey everybody.
Speaker 1: On tower. Great to see y'all.
Speaker 9: I just you know, I wanted to just get on
Speaker 9: the phone and uh and and let you know that
Speaker 9: I'm feeling so much better, and especially.
Speaker 1: You, Jerry, thank you.
Speaker 9: It's it's amazing how good I feel.
Speaker 2: Well. That is just super great, Don, and I'm super happy.
Speaker 6: Wow, we really heard you were like on death's door. Don.
Speaker 3: I felt like I was on death door.
Speaker 9: I felt like I was having a heart attack, you know,
Speaker 9: I mean it was it was really going down, and
Speaker 9: then all of a sudden it became clear it wasn't
Speaker 9: a heart attack. It was heartburn.
Speaker 2: Can you believe it?
Speaker 1: How is that?
Speaker 4: How was that?
Speaker 1: How was that possible?
Speaker 9: It turns out that my family is predisposed to a
Speaker 9: thing called gird g.
Speaker 4: E r D.
Speaker 9: And you know, look, I've I've felt like I was
Speaker 9: on door.
Speaker 3: I had it all going on.
Speaker 9: My chest didn't feel good, my arm was starting to hurt,
Speaker 9: because you know, it gets into your head and you figure, well,
Speaker 9: this is this is it?
Speaker 1: Yeah, we all thought it was it. We really thought
Speaker 1: this is it.
Speaker 9: You know, I did do for a minute, but you
Speaker 9: know what the doctor said, I've got to cut back
Speaker 9: on tomatoes. They're a high acid food and I happen
Speaker 9: to have a fabulous Italian meal. Too many tomatoes, I guess.
Speaker 4: Wow, I'm feeling fine.
Speaker 9: The good news is I'm going to be resuming my
Speaker 9: regional manager duties tomorrow.
Speaker 1: Tomorrow. That's so soon. That's so soon.
Speaker 4: Wow, back the way things should be.
Speaker 6: So Jerry, you just stay right where you are then, right.
Speaker 5: Why are you sweating so much?
Speaker 1: I'm not. It's kind of a todd in here, Jerry.
Speaker 9: I did want to check in on you in particular,
Speaker 9: because you know you you really did seem to take
Speaker 9: my illness pretty hard. And I don't know how you
Speaker 9: got flowers to my house that quickly. Yeah, I appreciated
Speaker 9: the card, uh that you signed. Uh condolences. Condolences, Yes, yeah,
Speaker 9: well I I you know, my wife noticed the word,
Speaker 9: you know, as as she would and and uh, it
Speaker 9: frightened her and concerned her just a little bit, you know,
Speaker 9: so we decided to look it up. Well, we don't
Speaker 9: really say condolences about anything, but you know, it's an
Speaker 9: expression of sympathy, especially on the occasion of a death.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, that's so embarrassing because I did not
Speaker 2: think that you were dying or I don't know what.
Speaker 6: I would not wish you to die.
Speaker 4: That's some negative energy.
Speaker 3: We had thought that there was a heart attack, but
Speaker 3: then you leapt straight to the death angle.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 7: You were pacing around in the hallway being like, do
Speaker 7: you think it's happened yet?
Speaker 5: And we said what do you mean what? And you said,
Speaker 5: never mind. And a lot of these.
Speaker 2: Guys are such jokers done they're giving me the business.
Speaker 1: They like to bust my balls a little bit.
Speaker 2: So everybody everybody stop talking and be quiet except for Don.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 9: You can see that I'm I'm laughing in a in
Speaker 9: a good natured fashion. I'm just gonna let you get
Speaker 9: back uh to that uh you know that one store
Speaker 9: that you're managing, and uh, hey.
Speaker 3: On my way out, Robert.
Speaker 4: Kid's okay, Bobby.
Speaker 8: You're They're gonna be so happy to hear that you're
Speaker 8: doing better done. The kids love their birthday gifts. I
Speaker 8: didn't even know they made Lego sense that big.
Speaker 9: Well, I can't wait to see him. They're great kids
Speaker 9: and you're a great dad. So uh carry on. Oh
Speaker 9: and hey, look, don't tell anybody, certainly not my wife.
Speaker 9: But there is a big, juicy ripe tomato over here
Speaker 9: that is just calling my name. And I know what
Speaker 9: they said, but I can still indulge.
Speaker 1: Enjoy that tomato, Don and don't you choke on it. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm shutting off the call bye.
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Speaker 10: Brian Grazerkarra Welker, Nathan Cloke and Jared Logan. Editing by
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Speaker 10: played by Ross Bryant. Marcia is played by Madison Shepherd.
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