Speaker 1: Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran the Elvis Durant phone
Speaker 1: tapping right, Garrett, tell us all about your phone tap.
Speaker 2: So Shana wants to play a phone tap on her
Speaker 2: dad Al. Now Shane is getting married in a few
Speaker 2: weeks and Shana's dad Al has been a huge help
Speaker 2: in planning and paying for the wedding. So I'm going
Speaker 2: to call Dad Al from the church where the wedding's
Speaker 2: going down and saying there's a slight change in plan.
Speaker 3: These phone taps always work because you have a wedding,
Speaker 3: you have a nervous father who doesn't want to spend money.
Speaker 3: You know, there's always a problem. Great, great chemistry for
Speaker 3: a phone time. Let's see what happens in Garrett's phone tap.
Speaker 2: Here we go, Hello a Hi, Yes, I'm looking for
Speaker 2: one Al well you should do look. Yeah, this is
Speaker 2: l Oh Hi, this is Mon signor Farrell. I'm calling
Speaker 2: on behalf of Father Ryan over at the church.
Speaker 4: Okay, what's going on?
Speaker 1: Father Royn had to take a little leave.
Speaker 4: Ok.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, he just had to tend to some business
Speaker 2: outside of the church. I see that you have a
Speaker 2: wedding for next Sunday, plan for it looks like maybe
Speaker 2: a daughter.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, you might want to share that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, slight change your plans.
Speaker 2: We just got six more baptisms put on the book
Speaker 2: for Sunday and that is going to push everything back
Speaker 2: almost two hours.
Speaker 4: That's not going to work.
Speaker 2: We're trying to inflate our numbers into the church and
Speaker 2: by saying no, that's just not a good look for us.
Speaker 1: Well.
Speaker 4: I understand that you want to grow the church, but
Speaker 4: I mean I've been coming to this church my entire life,
Speaker 4: and you know, I feel like I should have think
Speaker 4: it a priority here. I mean, really, I think it's
Speaker 4: fair for putting us out like this.
Speaker 2: So you have to understand our situation too as a
Speaker 2: parish where we have to open our doors on the
Speaker 2: babies who want to come in and have water poured
Speaker 2: on their heads to welcome them into the church.
Speaker 4: I understand you're concerned for these babiescause you've got to
Speaker 4: understand my concerns to my baby. Okay, this is my
Speaker 4: only daughter, all right, and I've been putting money into
Speaker 4: that collection plate my entire life, so I think I
Speaker 4: am owed a little bit of something here. Okay, who
Speaker 4: exactly do you report to? Because I would like to
Speaker 4: talk to them.
Speaker 1: You would like to talk to my boss?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I would like to for your boss.
Speaker 1: Okay, are you looking up right now?
Speaker 4: Excuse me?
Speaker 1: Look up to this guy.
Speaker 4: What're you talking about?
Speaker 1: All right? Start talking to this guy?
Speaker 4: What are you talking about?
Speaker 1: That's my boss.
Speaker 4: I want to talk to the person that walks here
Speaker 4: on earth that you were responding to.
Speaker 2: Okay, System Moreen and her crew are going to really
Speaker 2: get a good hoot out of this story. Wow, I
Speaker 2: hope you're not going to be drinking at the reception.
Speaker 4: Excuse me?
Speaker 1: Well, I just I would hate for you to have
Speaker 1: a temper like that. I'm going to move my excuse me,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
Speaker 4: Okay, Well, you gotta understand this has been a very
Speaker 4: very stressful two weeks. Okay, we were getting down to
Speaker 4: the zero hour here for a lot of time and
Speaker 4: a lot of money and a lot of work and
Speaker 4: making sure this is going to be the perfect wedding
Speaker 4: day for my daughter and I just, I just I
Speaker 4: feel I'm about to jump out of my skin through
Speaker 4: this phone and do something that I'm going to regret.
Speaker 2: Al Can I help you solve some of those problems?
Speaker 2: My name's actually not Monsignor Farrell. It's gar from Elvis
Speaker 2: Duran in the morning show. And you got phone tappu
Speaker 2: the beautiful bride your daughter.
Speaker 1: Hi, Dad, are you okay? It's all a joke, just
Speaker 1: a joke. Everything's fine.
Speaker 4: It's untroubled Pa. All this money for your wedding and
Speaker 4: you go on phone top me on the radio like this.
Speaker 4: There's too much. Who I have to make it this.
Speaker 1: Vir phone tip. Wow,