Speaker 1: Below, which is Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez got matching tattoos.
Speaker 1: And I bring this up because usually that's something for
Speaker 1: the younger kids or in the beginning of a relationship.
Speaker 1: And are we counting that they're still in the beginning
Speaker 1: of their relationship, because it feels like it's been more
Speaker 1: than a year since they got back together. So that's
Speaker 1: a better sign for getting a tattooed, because if you
Speaker 1: do it in the beginning, it feels like all this
Speaker 1: whirlwind Pete Davidson and Kim and Courtney and all and
Speaker 1: machine gun and all that stuff. But and I don't
Speaker 1: count that they knew each other years ago, because when
Speaker 1: you get a new car smell on a relationship after
Speaker 1: you've broken up. Paul and I broke up and then
Speaker 1: got back together, and it's like more intense because you
Speaker 1: lost each other and you found each other back and
Speaker 1: you have that new car smell for a while. But
Speaker 1: that new car smell it probably goes away after a year,
Speaker 1: like almost a year, So I don't know how long
Speaker 1: they've been back. So the tattoo being now is a
Speaker 1: better sign than if when they first got back And
Speaker 1: usually it's earlier in the relationship, and for some reason,
Speaker 1: I'm thinking of Tamara Barney because this is re Rants
Speaker 1: and Simon Barney getting tattoos on the Housewives, but that's
Speaker 1: a very like we need content Housewives storyline type of
Speaker 1: thing to do. But they got tattoos that they obviously
Speaker 1: have had to remove since because they're she's married to
Speaker 1: someone else. And I don't know what he's doing. But
Speaker 1: I should know what he's doing because he texts me
Speaker 1: every year on Christmas and it's like I don't really
Speaker 1: know him. I'm sure I've met him with Tamara a
Speaker 1: thousand years ago, like the Bravo A List Awards, which
Speaker 1: is an ironic because it's no one on Bravo's A List,
Speaker 1: so that's another story, but on the Bravo D List Awards,
Speaker 1: and that's not shade to them. I've been on Bravo
Speaker 1: longer than a lot of people. So Simon sends me
Speaker 1: every year a holiday text and I don't know how
Speaker 1: to like respond and be like I feel violated. I
Speaker 1: don't really know you, and I know it's his automatic
Speaker 1: text list, which is so funny because you get like
Speaker 1: Jewish New Year ones from group people and like, I
Speaker 1: just want to say, I think this is a rant
Speaker 1: on like group text, Like I don't want to be
Speaker 1: in the mass text like Shanna Tova, Like I don't
Speaker 1: think you're really telling me Happy New Year. I just
Speaker 1: I don't want I don't like them. I don't know
Speaker 1: what tell me one time you like a mass group text,
Speaker 1: like not only group, like hey, it's your sorority and
Speaker 1: you're all going out of trips to Icabo. I mean, like,
Speaker 1: when do you want a group text like happy Holidays
Speaker 1: from a team of Schmeichel schmeck O wits and door
Speaker 1: Field law associates. I don't want that Happy Holidays from
Speaker 1: the McDonald's family, Like I don't really want that either.
Speaker 1: I don't want that. It just and it doesn't feel personal.
Speaker 1: It feels like some like card you just pumped through
Speaker 1: the system. I'm not a Christmas and I know that
Speaker 1: it's reminding me of that, but like the holiday card
Speaker 1: all that, But like, I can't think of one scenario
Speaker 1: where I want the mass text like Shanatova or a
Speaker 1: happy new Year. You know, I know it's the news, Like,
Speaker 1: but if we're not talking personally, you're not calling me.
Speaker 1: Your group text is a meany thing and especially if
Speaker 1: Simon Barney is texting me married Christmas. I know it's
Speaker 1: not real now. I know that all the ones I've
Speaker 1: ever gotten aren't real because Simon Barney's it's definitely not real.
Speaker 1: Because he doesn't know that I'm on his mass list,
Speaker 1: he definitely delete me and take me off. I'm not
Speaker 1: announced Tamra's massless. She doesn't have a massless. I guarantee
Speaker 1: she's not the type. If she did, I wouldn't be
Speaker 1: on it now because she doesn't like me. I'm sure
Speaker 1: she's fine with me, and I said she was a
Speaker 1: lovely housewife, which she is. I just want you to
Speaker 1: tell me one scenario where you want a mass text
Speaker 1: to everybody about any situation, even in my birthday, like
Speaker 1: some person that I don't want Simon Barney texting me
Speaker 1: on my birthday either, I really don't. I love meaning.
Speaker 1: I don't want Ninny doing a mass text. I want
Speaker 1: to text for me Ninny on my own. Yeah. I
Speaker 1: can't think of one single person that I would like
Speaker 1: a mass group Malatin automatic. You feel like a loser text.
Speaker 1: I don't even like him from schools like now you're
Speaker 1: chiming in and there's forty parents, and you know, it's
Speaker 1: like being CC to a thousand people. I just am
Speaker 1: not a CC or. I don't want I do not
Speaker 1: want to be seceded. And sometimes I see see someone
Speaker 1: to be efficient just because I don't want to send
Speaker 1: five other emails and I want them in the conversation.
Speaker 1: Then they chime in and something it doesn't relate to them.
Speaker 1: That an appearance that someone invited me to go to
Speaker 1: France and this amazing trip, and I thought, oh my,
Speaker 1: Forever Young Wine, which we're launching, could be great and
Speaker 1: we could give it away. So I see ced my
Speaker 1: partner and Forever Young Wine. He started chiming in on
Speaker 1: the content of the pr aspect of the plane. I'm like,
Speaker 1: I thought you were the go business. Anyway, I won't
Speaker 1: be repelled. Now I'm going to reply to Simon Barney. Hey,
Speaker 1: shan out Tova, Like when I tell you I couldn't
Speaker 1: pick Simon Barney out of a lineup. Oh he doesn't
Speaker 1: even spell my name right. Oh my god, I'm on
Speaker 1: the all holiday list for Simon Barney. Happy Easter. It's
Speaker 1: a bunny with eggs, colorful eggs. Okay, thank you Simon Barney.
Speaker 1: Next Happy Thanksgiving. It's a cornucopia. Wishing you a cornucopia
Speaker 1: Thanksgiving with some sunflowers and some pumpkins. Great Merry Christmas
Speaker 1: and a happy new Year. I'm on the double dip.
Speaker 1: I didn't get a single. Full of good health, love,
Speaker 1: abundance and ever lasting you. You know what, I'm a bitch.
Speaker 1: This is nice. I don't want to be on it,
Speaker 1: but it's sweet. He put some time into it. Actually,
Speaker 1: full of good health. That one's nice. The bunny's cute.
Speaker 1: You know what. Happy Holidays? Thanks, oh, I responded one time. Wait,
Speaker 1: this must have been years ago. Oh, in twenty twenty one,
Speaker 1: I said, happy holiday, said thanks Bethany with it? Ay?
Speaker 1: And why? Because I didn't even know why I'm on
Speaker 1: his list? Then he probably got then the turkey turkey's
Speaker 1: throwing the pumpkin pie up in the air. Cute turkey,
Speaker 1: if I'm gonna be fair. Simon does a decent job
Speaker 1: at the cartoons for like, what are these called emojis? Okay, well,
Speaker 1: he sends gifts and stills. So Simon Barney is really
Speaker 1: the only person as another guy, all right, So that's it.
Speaker 1: That's my relationship with Simon Barney and you know what, Simon,
Speaker 1: you didn't send me a Valentine's Day one. I got
Speaker 1: a stargat Thanksgiving, I got Christmas. Now I miss it.
Speaker 1: I didn't get Fourth of July. If you're gonna put
Speaker 1: me on your list, i'd like to get fourth. I'd
Speaker 1: like to make a request right now. The ones that
Speaker 1: I would like. I would like Valentine's Day. You can
Speaker 1: send it retroactively because you're creative with the cute things.
Speaker 1: I would think it'd be very cute with like hearts
Speaker 1: flying in the air, like candy. So i'd like Valentine's Day.
Speaker 1: I would love Saint Patrick's said love a lepicon, a
Speaker 1: pot of gold coins. I'd like a shamrock four leaf clover.
Speaker 1: Fourth of July. I wouldn't have to do all the
Speaker 1: patriotic holidies. You could just do Fourth of July. My
Speaker 1: birthday is November fourth. You can spell my name right
Speaker 1: next year, and yeah, you're ready gonna do Easter? I
Speaker 1: know that, so can you spell my name right? And
Speaker 1: like a new Bunny with a different type of Easter
Speaker 1: mascot we'd wear like a peep or something maybe, And
Speaker 1: I think, yeah, I think that's fine. That's good. Then
Speaker 1: otherwise we're good. So the only person allowed to send
Speaker 1: me a group text when I want is going to
Speaker 1: be signon Barney