1 00:00:00,240 --> 00:00:04,800 Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to one. If by day too, 2 00:00:04,800 --> 00:00:11,200 Speaker 1: if by Zeke, my name is Jack O'Brien. I'm all right, okay, yeah, 3 00:00:11,240 --> 00:00:14,160 Speaker 1: you don't speak. We got low energy, man, whoa we 4 00:00:14,200 --> 00:00:16,480 Speaker 1: have wit all day? Yeah, that's true. That's true. So 5 00:00:16,560 --> 00:00:20,040 Speaker 1: if you got we haven't eaten since this morning, full disclosure, 6 00:00:20,200 --> 00:00:23,200 Speaker 1: we have not eaten all day. Our mothers would be worried, 7 00:00:23,360 --> 00:00:26,640 Speaker 1: fucking sick right now. Actually, when I texted my mom, 8 00:00:26,680 --> 00:00:29,440 Speaker 1: I haven't eated, eated eat it. Yeah, this is gonna 9 00:00:29,480 --> 00:00:34,919 Speaker 1: be a disaster. Dropped the bomb on my head. All right, 10 00:00:35,080 --> 00:00:38,480 Speaker 1: let's let's get through this. Let's just grind this out joylessly, 11 00:00:38,960 --> 00:00:45,160 Speaker 1: like fifty fifty year anniversary sex. Oh man, uh hey, 12 00:00:45,280 --> 00:00:48,599 Speaker 1: I'm I'm not I'm gonna I'm gonna be great. I'm 13 00:00:48,600 --> 00:00:51,199 Speaker 1: gonna keep it fresh. The amount of EAD pills I'm 14 00:00:51,200 --> 00:00:55,840 Speaker 1: gonna taking, man, I might die. Yeah. Uh. Let's talk 15 00:00:55,880 --> 00:00:59,240 Speaker 1: about Sharpie. Why is Sharpie trending? Miles, Sharpie was trending 16 00:00:59,280 --> 00:01:03,400 Speaker 1: because it's our president's favorite writing tool. I want nothing. 17 00:01:03,800 --> 00:01:06,680 Speaker 1: Do you mean nothing? Um? He wrote? Apparently he so. 18 00:01:07,520 --> 00:01:10,800 Speaker 1: Around the time of Gordon Solon's testimony today, he came 19 00:01:10,800 --> 00:01:12,960 Speaker 1: out basically saying, like you heard Gordon Soling, I told 20 00:01:13,040 --> 00:01:15,080 Speaker 1: him I didn't want to quit pro quoll whatever. So 21 00:01:15,160 --> 00:01:18,200 Speaker 1: he decided to like fully write out what his like 22 00:01:18,480 --> 00:01:21,600 Speaker 1: response was, basically saying like this is actually how the 23 00:01:21,680 --> 00:01:27,119 Speaker 1: conversation went right. It's um it's interesting to think about 24 00:01:27,440 --> 00:01:30,400 Speaker 1: what was he actually on his way somewhere, because I 25 00:01:31,680 --> 00:01:36,560 Speaker 1: have to imagine he's watching TV. He sees what Solon says. 26 00:01:36,640 --> 00:01:39,679 Speaker 1: He sees that the media is actually focusing on the 27 00:01:39,720 --> 00:01:43,640 Speaker 1: fact that Snlon was dropping bombs and you know, incriminating 28 00:01:43,720 --> 00:01:47,840 Speaker 1: him and his entire administration. And so he gets mad 29 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:50,720 Speaker 1: and runs out onto the lawn. It's like fire up 30 00:01:50,720 --> 00:01:54,160 Speaker 1: the chopper and just and then goes out and like 31 00:01:54,240 --> 00:01:57,160 Speaker 1: in a rage, starts reading these things that he wrote 32 00:01:57,200 --> 00:02:01,400 Speaker 1: down with sharpie. Yeah he just he know, he notated 33 00:02:01,520 --> 00:02:05,720 Speaker 1: his own quoted statement. Yea, and though my guy, I've 34 00:02:06,480 --> 00:02:09,320 Speaker 1: if I was a handwriting analyst, I would say, this 35 00:02:09,360 --> 00:02:13,799 Speaker 1: person has hemorrhoids and it's very upset. It's something you 36 00:02:13,840 --> 00:02:16,360 Speaker 1: can tell from is he using like a fucking like 37 00:02:16,520 --> 00:02:18,919 Speaker 1: paint marker like graffiti people used to just do like 38 00:02:18,919 --> 00:02:23,040 Speaker 1: a little quick nonstops or something. It says I want nothing, 39 00:02:23,360 --> 00:02:26,680 Speaker 1: I want nothing. I want no quid pro quo, tells 40 00:02:26,720 --> 00:02:30,440 Speaker 1: Zelinsky to do the right thing. This is the final 41 00:02:30,520 --> 00:02:34,680 Speaker 1: word from the press of the US. That is what 42 00:02:34,840 --> 00:02:38,160 Speaker 1: is written on there, and he screamed that ship out. Yeah. 43 00:02:38,240 --> 00:02:42,200 Speaker 1: So his his point was that this was one part 44 00:02:42,240 --> 00:02:48,840 Speaker 1: of solence testimony was that when uh, when Taylor was like, 45 00:02:49,040 --> 00:02:51,799 Speaker 1: you know, this is crazy. There's quid pro quo, like 46 00:02:51,840 --> 00:02:55,320 Speaker 1: the president is holding up aid for a political investigation, 47 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:59,040 Speaker 1: and Trump was like, no, no, let's not do that 48 00:02:59,200 --> 00:03:03,360 Speaker 1: in text mess sage text this. Uh. That that's the 49 00:03:03,400 --> 00:03:06,600 Speaker 1: part that he chose to focus it on, just completely 50 00:03:06,680 --> 00:03:09,840 Speaker 1: regardless of context. I mean, he has like the whole 51 00:03:09,840 --> 00:03:12,480 Speaker 1: thing written now, he has like prince of tweets, Like 52 00:03:12,520 --> 00:03:14,440 Speaker 1: he really came up there with like a weird little 53 00:03:14,480 --> 00:03:18,320 Speaker 1: book report. I was gonna get an F minus. Uh 54 00:03:18,360 --> 00:03:22,480 Speaker 1: it's it's exhausting. Maloney was trending as well, which I 55 00:03:22,480 --> 00:03:28,200 Speaker 1: think relates to Solon's testimony as well. Yeah, Congressman Sean 56 00:03:28,200 --> 00:03:31,760 Speaker 1: Patrick Maloney from New York the Democrat, he had a 57 00:03:31,800 --> 00:03:37,960 Speaker 1: moment that quite literally erupted in applause because Gordon Solon, 58 00:03:38,040 --> 00:03:39,920 Speaker 1: you know, he was being like, well, you know, the 59 00:03:39,920 --> 00:03:43,880 Speaker 1: President said this, I didn't know barismam Biden, and I 60 00:03:43,920 --> 00:03:46,960 Speaker 1: didn't know that was going to benefit him. So uh 61 00:03:47,080 --> 00:03:49,960 Speaker 1: Patrick Sean Patrick Maloney, who was a former attorney I'd 62 00:03:49,960 --> 00:03:53,000 Speaker 1: imagine an attorney still once an attorney always inturney, right. 63 00:03:54,120 --> 00:03:59,160 Speaker 1: He basically cornered him logically and got him to admit 64 00:03:59,800 --> 00:04:03,800 Speaker 1: who who these investigations benefited? There This is a longer clip, 65 00:04:03,880 --> 00:04:05,640 Speaker 1: but I'm just gonna play like the last forty five 66 00:04:05,680 --> 00:04:09,800 Speaker 1: seconds because it's quite It's just funny how he jiu 67 00:04:09,920 --> 00:04:13,880 Speaker 1: jitsus him mentally with the legal ease in times. Mr. 68 00:04:13,960 --> 00:04:16,760 Speaker 1: We just went through this when he asked you about investigations, 69 00:04:16,880 --> 00:04:19,000 Speaker 1: which we all agree now means the bidens. We just 70 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:24,159 Speaker 1: did this about thirty seconds ago. We right, It's pretty 71 00:04:24,160 --> 00:04:26,640 Speaker 1: simple question, isn't it. I guess I guess I'm having 72 00:04:26,640 --> 00:04:30,200 Speaker 1: trouble why you can't just say when he asked about investigations, 73 00:04:30,320 --> 00:04:32,400 Speaker 1: I assumed he meant, I know what you was, symphony, 74 00:04:32,760 --> 00:04:36,880 Speaker 1: But who would investigation of the bidens would benefit? There 75 00:04:36,880 --> 00:04:40,000 Speaker 1: are two different questions. I'm just asking you one who 76 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:43,040 Speaker 1: would benefit from an investigation of the buttons? I assumed 77 00:04:43,040 --> 00:04:46,480 Speaker 1: President Trump would bet there we have it. See, he 78 00:04:49,320 --> 00:04:53,920 Speaker 1: didn't hurt of it? Did it? Mr? Let me ask 79 00:04:53,920 --> 00:04:56,600 Speaker 1: you something, Mr Maloney, hold on, excuse me. I've been 80 00:04:56,720 --> 00:05:00,320 Speaker 1: very forthright, and I really resent what you're trying to enough, 81 00:05:00,400 --> 00:05:02,240 Speaker 1: you've been very forth right. This is your third try 82 00:05:02,320 --> 00:05:10,400 Speaker 1: to do so. Damn son. Uh God, I didn't know 83 00:05:10,440 --> 00:05:14,520 Speaker 1: they let people set off firearms in the Congress building. 84 00:05:15,160 --> 00:05:18,520 Speaker 1: Damn Uh. It's still who knows what it's going to 85 00:05:18,600 --> 00:05:23,560 Speaker 1: mean in the end. It's again, it's so clear, actually 86 00:05:23,600 --> 00:05:25,720 Speaker 1: just about are you are are you a going to 87 00:05:25,800 --> 00:05:28,960 Speaker 1: let him get away with this? Yes? Really yeah, they 88 00:05:28,960 --> 00:05:34,400 Speaker 1: are their best to I mean, but so Drudge, just 89 00:05:34,720 --> 00:05:38,919 Speaker 1: this is how I know what other other people, the 90 00:05:39,080 --> 00:05:43,400 Speaker 1: people on the right are thinking. His headline is still 91 00:05:43,520 --> 00:05:48,840 Speaker 1: ambassador drops bombs followed President's orders. Juliani pushed quid pro 92 00:05:49,040 --> 00:05:52,200 Speaker 1: quo Pence new So, I mean it seems to be 93 00:05:52,279 --> 00:05:55,440 Speaker 1: like cutting through like it seems like yeah, well, I 94 00:05:55,440 --> 00:05:57,840 Speaker 1: think for people who are smart enough to understand like 95 00:05:57,880 --> 00:06:01,080 Speaker 1: how power works and how you need to hold onto it, 96 00:06:01,160 --> 00:06:03,520 Speaker 1: like you can't just do this version of like till 97 00:06:03,560 --> 00:06:06,240 Speaker 1: the wheels come off, because when the wheels come off, 98 00:06:06,560 --> 00:06:09,159 Speaker 1: it is no longer a vehicle. So you gotta be 99 00:06:09,200 --> 00:06:10,919 Speaker 1: like hold on how do we keep the fucking wheels 100 00:06:10,920 --> 00:06:14,200 Speaker 1: on unless you're sledding? Yeah, exactly, thank you, Um, but 101 00:06:14,320 --> 00:06:16,279 Speaker 1: how do you have a sled with wheels? Uh? That 102 00:06:16,640 --> 00:06:19,120 Speaker 1: somehow like you're if you're thinking a long term strategy 103 00:06:19,120 --> 00:06:21,520 Speaker 1: for the Republicans, you're like, this isn't this, this is 104 00:06:21,560 --> 00:06:24,240 Speaker 1: actually the end point or this is gonna lead to 105 00:06:24,320 --> 00:06:27,400 Speaker 1: like really bad damage. Like if we're being smart, we 106 00:06:27,440 --> 00:06:29,520 Speaker 1: would give up a sacrificial lamb in the form of 107 00:06:29,560 --> 00:06:32,080 Speaker 1: the president if they were really about their power and 108 00:06:32,120 --> 00:06:34,640 Speaker 1: be like, Yo, we can't let this dude pushes around. Right. Well, 109 00:06:34,680 --> 00:06:36,960 Speaker 1: I mean I think yeah, it seems like they're like, well, 110 00:06:37,200 --> 00:06:39,880 Speaker 1: Giuliani was the one who told you so maybe it 111 00:06:39,960 --> 00:06:45,280 Speaker 1: was just Juliani who wanted the this uh this investigation 112 00:06:45,360 --> 00:06:48,440 Speaker 1: to happen. But then the Democrats are gonna call Giuliani. 113 00:06:48,680 --> 00:06:51,480 Speaker 1: Juliani has already said, you know, I have the receipts, 114 00:06:51,839 --> 00:06:55,440 Speaker 1: but like held his phone up to the camera and said, 115 00:06:55,600 --> 00:06:58,359 Speaker 1: I if anybody comes for me, this is what's gonna 116 00:06:58,360 --> 00:07:00,000 Speaker 1: go down. And remember early on he was talking about 117 00:07:00,040 --> 00:07:02,680 Speaker 1: Mike Pompeo and all that stuff too in the State Department. 118 00:07:02,680 --> 00:07:04,760 Speaker 1: Why do you ask Mike Pompeo. Right, you know, so 119 00:07:04,920 --> 00:07:08,040 Speaker 1: again this it's probably gonna unravel pretty quickly at a 120 00:07:08,200 --> 00:07:12,520 Speaker 1: certain point. Um, and whoa, the tears will flow. Yeah, 121 00:07:12,920 --> 00:07:17,840 Speaker 1: how far we've fallen? Democratic debate is trending. We're recording 122 00:07:17,880 --> 00:07:21,840 Speaker 1: this about forty minutes before the debate goes down. Uh 123 00:07:21,920 --> 00:07:25,600 Speaker 1: So this episode and tomorrow morning's episode, you you will 124 00:07:25,640 --> 00:07:29,800 Speaker 1: not devoid of Democratic debate. I will say tomorrow afternoons 125 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:32,840 Speaker 1: episode is going to be full of the fire democratic 126 00:07:32,880 --> 00:07:35,280 Speaker 1: debate takes or who knows, something else might be trending 127 00:07:35,320 --> 00:07:39,720 Speaker 1: At that point we'll be like what well and Lindsay Lohan. Um, 128 00:07:39,760 --> 00:07:43,480 Speaker 1: I really hope they're together. It's been going around. It's 129 00:07:43,480 --> 00:07:47,440 Speaker 1: been going around, they've been they have similar friends, I 130 00:07:47,440 --> 00:07:50,920 Speaker 1: guess it seems. But Andrew Yang was trending at the 131 00:07:50,960 --> 00:07:52,840 Speaker 1: top of Twitter. A lot of the Yang Gang was 132 00:07:52,880 --> 00:07:57,800 Speaker 1: out here saying endorses Andrew. I'm not front. People asked 133 00:07:57,840 --> 00:07:59,440 Speaker 1: if I was Young Gang because I had a blue 134 00:07:59,480 --> 00:08:04,400 Speaker 1: hat in a photo once. Um, they're really looking for 135 00:08:04,640 --> 00:08:07,400 Speaker 1: I'm bald gang, not Young Gang. How many? How many 136 00:08:07,400 --> 00:08:11,160 Speaker 1: degrees of separation do you think you are? From? Andreas Salmon, 137 00:08:12,120 --> 00:08:14,720 Speaker 1: oh me and NBS. Yeah, I mean I know people 138 00:08:14,760 --> 00:08:19,240 Speaker 1: that work in Hollywood to uh n C double A 139 00:08:19,640 --> 00:08:23,800 Speaker 1: is trending because they suspended the best college basketball player 140 00:08:23,880 --> 00:08:32,520 Speaker 1: this year. Uh, who's that Wiseman or Wiseman? Uh from Memphis. Yeah, 141 00:08:32,600 --> 00:08:35,280 Speaker 1: he's gonna be the number one pick this next year. 142 00:08:35,320 --> 00:08:39,600 Speaker 1: But like there was questions about his eligibility. James Wiseman, 143 00:08:39,840 --> 00:08:44,640 Speaker 1: James Wiseman, Jim Wiseman is Jimmy Wise. But he plays 144 00:08:44,679 --> 00:08:48,800 Speaker 1: for Memphis and they suspended him for twelve games and 145 00:08:49,160 --> 00:08:52,880 Speaker 1: what happened There was like some eligibility questions and then 146 00:08:52,880 --> 00:08:56,960 Speaker 1: he played despite being ineligible, and so why would he 147 00:08:56,960 --> 00:08:58,920 Speaker 1: be ineligible? Like what was I think? I think it 148 00:08:59,000 --> 00:09:01,400 Speaker 1: was Yeah, and academic is because I'm like, he's eighteen. 149 00:09:01,440 --> 00:09:03,560 Speaker 1: It's like not like he went burned through his like 150 00:09:03,679 --> 00:09:07,000 Speaker 1: years like he was a Juco transfering. Oh he's seven 151 00:09:07,040 --> 00:09:11,840 Speaker 1: ft one Yeah, yeah, look going to be me. He's 152 00:09:11,920 --> 00:09:16,520 Speaker 1: like big, quick and just good good at basketball. Do 153 00:09:16,559 --> 00:09:18,960 Speaker 1: you think does he look as dominant as Zion did 154 00:09:19,040 --> 00:09:24,480 Speaker 1: last season? No? But yeah who Yeah? I mean Zion 155 00:09:24,600 --> 00:09:30,679 Speaker 1: might be too dominant for the human frame, right, Like 156 00:09:30,760 --> 00:09:33,880 Speaker 1: he might be too fast and strong and big for 157 00:09:34,520 --> 00:09:36,720 Speaker 1: uh physics. Do you think he's the second Coming of 158 00:09:36,720 --> 00:09:41,160 Speaker 1: Greg Odin. I don't I think that's too spicy a take. 159 00:09:41,280 --> 00:09:43,520 Speaker 1: I think it was Odin just his once he had 160 00:09:43,520 --> 00:09:46,200 Speaker 1: that surgery as a rap, right. Yeah, So there's something 161 00:09:46,240 --> 00:09:50,000 Speaker 1: that happens with like seven foot two people, like once 162 00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:53,440 Speaker 1: you hit that height. Yeah, there's just certain things. Yeah, 163 00:09:53,480 --> 00:09:56,280 Speaker 1: and if your feet specifically, like if you have feet 164 00:09:56,320 --> 00:09:59,000 Speaker 1: problems like that's it's gonna be really hard for you 165 00:09:59,040 --> 00:10:01,839 Speaker 1: to recover. Uh, that's a lot of weight. There's a 166 00:10:01,920 --> 00:10:05,160 Speaker 1: lot of weight on those feets in those feet. You 167 00:10:05,200 --> 00:10:09,520 Speaker 1: saw you saw shocks toes. Yeah. Uh yeah. So the 168 00:10:09,600 --> 00:10:12,079 Speaker 1: n C double A fucking is the worst and so 169 00:10:12,280 --> 00:10:17,560 Speaker 1: uneven and how they enforced things and yeah, they're just 170 00:10:17,960 --> 00:10:21,720 Speaker 1: they're a bunch of old, old dudes just trying to 171 00:10:21,800 --> 00:10:24,480 Speaker 1: keep these young people from making anything any kind of 172 00:10:24,480 --> 00:10:26,840 Speaker 1: money for themselves. Yeah fu the n C double A. 173 00:10:27,640 --> 00:10:30,520 Speaker 1: Uh and we'll say that. Man. I'm still I still 174 00:10:30,559 --> 00:10:35,480 Speaker 1: got some eligibility. Yeah. I actually never played, so I 175 00:10:35,520 --> 00:10:39,920 Speaker 1: could a red shirt, Like, what's up, man, you need me? 176 00:10:40,520 --> 00:10:42,600 Speaker 1: I could play a very slow one, you know. My 177 00:10:42,640 --> 00:10:46,280 Speaker 1: eligibility is still like so many people who are probably 178 00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:49,319 Speaker 1: still keeping track of their eligibility in the back of 179 00:10:49,360 --> 00:10:51,280 Speaker 1: them were like, how old are you? Like, we're born 180 00:10:51,280 --> 00:10:53,200 Speaker 1: in ninety two. I was like, I was born a 181 00:10:53,200 --> 00:10:56,680 Speaker 1: few years before that. Okay, full disclosure, born in the eighties. 182 00:10:56,720 --> 00:11:00,400 Speaker 1: They like, get the funk out. Uh, and finally ending 183 00:11:00,520 --> 00:11:05,520 Speaker 1: Ben Simmons three, Ben Simmons, ben siemens. Uh. This is 184 00:11:05,559 --> 00:11:09,760 Speaker 1: the most up voted post on our NBA right now, 185 00:11:09,920 --> 00:11:13,800 Speaker 1: right now on pace could be the highest rated post. 186 00:11:14,440 --> 00:11:18,480 Speaker 1: It's it's condescending. Look. The person who submitted the first 187 00:11:18,520 --> 00:11:20,959 Speaker 1: time he hit a three, which was in the preseason, 188 00:11:21,840 --> 00:11:24,600 Speaker 1: was like a Celtics fanner. It was like, are the 189 00:11:25,160 --> 00:11:29,520 Speaker 1: are the Celtics? Uh? You mean you slash the Celtics 190 00:11:29,760 --> 00:11:32,839 Speaker 1: would be a user. Okay, you're just I know you're learning, right, 191 00:11:32,840 --> 00:11:34,920 Speaker 1: it's still you gotta learn the lingo. Uh so I 192 00:11:34,920 --> 00:11:40,480 Speaker 1: think he was www dot the Celtics dot dot dot 193 00:11:40,520 --> 00:11:42,800 Speaker 1: blog spot dot net. But yeah, so, I mean it's 194 00:11:42,840 --> 00:11:47,319 Speaker 1: passive aggressive. Simmons has never and he the only threes 195 00:11:47,400 --> 00:11:49,520 Speaker 1: he's taken are like last second heaves. But he's not 196 00:11:49,559 --> 00:11:51,800 Speaker 1: a he's not a good shooter. Yeah, that's not his 197 00:11:51,880 --> 00:11:53,640 Speaker 1: bread and butter. Not his bread and butter. He's a 198 00:11:53,679 --> 00:11:58,240 Speaker 1: six ten point guard. Uh, who's a great passer, and Uh, 199 00:11:58,679 --> 00:12:04,520 Speaker 1: the way the people responded to the idea of him 200 00:12:04,559 --> 00:12:07,960 Speaker 1: being able to shoot threes. Uh, well, it's very patronizing 201 00:12:08,080 --> 00:12:09,800 Speaker 1: because I get it, he's a big man hitting and three. 202 00:12:09,800 --> 00:12:11,440 Speaker 1: It was like when Shaq hit that one three, people 203 00:12:11,480 --> 00:12:15,080 Speaker 1: were like, oh my goodness. Right, the people weren't like 204 00:12:15,200 --> 00:12:18,440 Speaker 1: nobody said that like Shack should shoot threes. He just 205 00:12:18,480 --> 00:12:21,560 Speaker 1: did it as a goof People think Ben Simmons because 206 00:12:21,559 --> 00:12:26,560 Speaker 1: he's athletic and a perimeter player. Like it's like Jason 207 00:12:26,640 --> 00:12:28,840 Speaker 1: Kidd when he first came in the league and they 208 00:12:28,880 --> 00:12:31,720 Speaker 1: called him Aeson because he was missing a j Yeah, 209 00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:35,760 Speaker 1: oh boy. He like he's just a He's a great 210 00:12:35,800 --> 00:12:38,280 Speaker 1: point guard, great passer, great at getting to the rack, 211 00:12:38,480 --> 00:12:41,440 Speaker 1: but not a great shooter. And people are like, come on, dude, 212 00:12:41,440 --> 00:12:43,320 Speaker 1: why don't you shoot threee that part of your game? Bro? 213 00:12:43,440 --> 00:12:45,280 Speaker 1: Shoot shoot three? Bro? Do you think he should be 214 00:12:45,280 --> 00:12:48,000 Speaker 1: shooting more Ben Simmons, I think he's good at what 215 00:12:48,080 --> 00:12:51,080 Speaker 1: he does. Keep yeah, keep it simple. Yeah. But anyways, 216 00:12:51,080 --> 00:12:54,920 Speaker 1: I do want to play the audio of him hitting 217 00:12:54,960 --> 00:12:58,560 Speaker 1: a three in the first quarter of the Sixers game 218 00:12:58,600 --> 00:13:04,800 Speaker 1: against the Knicks. Uh, this is condescending. You're Keena A 219 00:13:04,920 --> 00:13:15,400 Speaker 1: Below average three point seven. Maybe that will finally leave 220 00:13:15,440 --> 00:13:23,160 Speaker 1: after his NBA career. Wow, So that was like those 221 00:13:23,240 --> 00:13:25,240 Speaker 1: videos or like the equipment manager, like they let him 222 00:13:25,280 --> 00:13:26,920 Speaker 1: get one look at the end of the season and 223 00:13:26,920 --> 00:13:31,040 Speaker 1: then like the equipment manager hit the three, there's a yeah, 224 00:13:31,600 --> 00:13:35,880 Speaker 1: so good fuck you man. Uh, guy who was just 225 00:13:35,920 --> 00:13:38,199 Speaker 1: freaking out about that. But that's like the home team, 226 00:13:38,240 --> 00:13:42,439 Speaker 1: that's the home crowd, the home announcer. Uh. If I 227 00:13:42,559 --> 00:13:45,200 Speaker 1: was Simon, if I was Simmons, I was saying that 228 00:13:45,240 --> 00:13:47,280 Speaker 1: on behalf of Ben Simmons. Hey, fun you guys like 229 00:13:47,320 --> 00:13:49,079 Speaker 1: I have that, but just shut the funk up. That's 230 00:13:49,080 --> 00:13:51,800 Speaker 1: not my game. Yes, exactly, look at you being a 231 00:13:51,840 --> 00:13:55,960 Speaker 1: little protective, a little um he was he half Australian 232 00:13:56,000 --> 00:14:00,920 Speaker 1: or he's fully Australian. He was born in Australian Uh, 233 00:14:00,960 --> 00:14:03,920 Speaker 1: I mean he lives in America. His dad was I 234 00:14:03,960 --> 00:14:09,120 Speaker 1: believe a h An American who played professional ball in Australia, 235 00:14:09,440 --> 00:14:12,480 Speaker 1: and uh he was raised in Australia. I don't know, 236 00:14:12,559 --> 00:14:16,560 Speaker 1: has a little Australia all the accent. Yeah. So that's 237 00:14:16,679 --> 00:14:21,840 Speaker 1: people condescendingly up voting that on Reddit and uh are 238 00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:25,440 Speaker 1: condescendingly cheering. Really loudly for him. The really weird thing 239 00:14:25,560 --> 00:14:29,520 Speaker 1: is that his teammate Joel Embid was also like cheering, 240 00:14:29,760 --> 00:14:31,840 Speaker 1: Like when he hit it at the three in preseason, 241 00:14:32,280 --> 00:14:36,240 Speaker 1: he was like, a he he did it, and uh 242 00:14:36,400 --> 00:14:38,240 Speaker 1: it was a little I don't know if I was 243 00:14:38,280 --> 00:14:40,640 Speaker 1: Ben Simmons at the way. Alright, then I get it 244 00:14:40,640 --> 00:14:42,600 Speaker 1: and I see you yea yeah. Do you see a 245 00:14:42,640 --> 00:14:44,400 Speaker 1: little bit of Ben Simmons in you? Is that why 246 00:14:44,440 --> 00:14:45,920 Speaker 1: you kind of get like this? He's like, you know, 247 00:14:46,560 --> 00:14:49,480 Speaker 1: that's me right there. That's well. I did have a 248 00:14:49,600 --> 00:14:55,680 Speaker 1: terrible jumper. The only difference I had a terrible rest 249 00:14:55,680 --> 00:15:00,400 Speaker 1: of my game where it was really great basketball. So yeah, yeah, 250 00:15:00,560 --> 00:15:04,320 Speaker 1: hell yeah, Okay, Well, shout out to Romen King for 251 00:15:04,360 --> 00:15:06,720 Speaker 1: the title of today's episode. One if by Land to 252 00:15:06,840 --> 00:15:09,440 Speaker 1: if by Zight or one if by day too if 253 00:15:09,440 --> 00:15:12,480 Speaker 1: by night sight sight. But we need to eat, y'all. 254 00:15:12,960 --> 00:15:15,120 Speaker 1: What happens. We're literally in this lab grinding out all 255 00:15:15,160 --> 00:15:18,280 Speaker 1: these podcasts episodes. But you know what, the wheels are 256 00:15:18,280 --> 00:15:20,320 Speaker 1: not going to come off never. We just put on 257 00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:24,760 Speaker 1: the new prelis because we're slit. Yeah, okay, we're light 258 00:15:24,800 --> 00:15:27,440 Speaker 1: of a show. All right, I gotta go, what are 259 00:15:27,440 --> 00:15:31,320 Speaker 1: you miles. Are you Jack, I'm Dan Okay, good night, love, bye, bye, 260 00:15:31,760 --> 00:15:32,320 Speaker 1: and good luck.