00:00:08 Speaker 1: And I invited you here. I thought I made myself perfectly clear. When you're a guest to my home, you gotta come to me empty. And I said, no guests, you're our presences. 00:00:29 Speaker 2: Presence and I already had too much stuff, So how did you dare to surbey me? 00:00:49 Speaker 3: Welcome to I said, no gifts, I'm Pritcher Wineger. 00:00:54 Speaker 4: We're here, We're. 00:00:57 Speaker 3: I felt like I had something to say immediately at the beginning of podcast, and I've already forgotten what I was going to talk about. I mean, it's been a fine week for me, just loaded with unpaid obligations, so it's great. I went to CVS. If CVS's pharmacy is not open, why is CVS open? I felt like I had walked into a trap. Unless you just want to buy like a nine dollars Gatorade, why is the store open. There's only one reason you go to CVS, and then you might get garbage on your way out. They've got to deal with that. I had that complaint the in and out in Glendale. The parking lot is a disaster. Not every parking spot can belong to the Fuji buffet and grill. I shouldn't have to go in and out and feel like my car is going to get towed, So deal with that. It's not. Oh wow, I've got three complaints. Google Maps has got to stop asking me if there's something in the road or if there's a lane enclosure. I don't know, and I don't care. That's your job. Stop asking me. Okay, let me see if I have any actual business. The only business I ever have is we have a Patreon. You know that by now sign up for the Patreon. We're having the time of our lives. Everyone's just having an incredible time over there. Bonus episodes also episodes of me well talking about either Real Housewives of Salt Lake City or secret lives of Mormon wives, trying to get in a fight with one of the members of those casts. That hasn't happened yet. And I, oh, Patreon, I forgot the U r L patreon dot com slash. I said, no kids, Okay, let's get into the podcast. I love today's guests. It's Beck Bennett and Kyle Mooney so excited, felt like you're back at a Beck is back, Kyle's new, and I'm in a very negative mood from the very beginning. 00:02:51 Speaker 5: I mean I thought, I thought all those complaints. You know, we're right, We're just okay. 00:02:55 Speaker 4: I say, I drive by this in and out, this Glendelle in and out talking. I've never been inside there, but I've seen cars wrapped around in line, which I feel like in and out famously, there's always a big line of cars. 00:03:06 Speaker 3: But usually there's like enough parking lot to justify that. 00:03:09 Speaker 5: Yeah, that that in and out. I have driven away because just like driven up to it, looked at it, and then like it's not I don't want it. 00:03:17 Speaker 4: And what is that other restaurant. 00:03:18 Speaker 3: It's Fuji Buffet and Grill. And they've recently put up a sign at every parking spot that says this belongs to our restaurant and you will be towed literally every parking spot right. 00:03:28 Speaker 5: There by the in and out. That's crazy. 00:03:30 Speaker 4: Have you been to Fuji? 00:03:31 Speaker 3: No, because I'm furious, right I'm using their spots. I haven't been towed yet, but. 00:03:37 Speaker 4: Wow, this is stress. Yes, living life on the edge. Well, I'll tell you, I will say, because I heard I've listened to a recent episode of Yours and you're talking about going to Disneyland with taranh Yes. Oh, we saw last Night, who said he likes to be mentioned on podcasts. Yes, ten, Yes we do. But I've been I've been pulling a Disneyland parking sort of hack. 00:04:00 Speaker 3: What have you? 00:04:00 Speaker 4: Even? Makes me? Well, I feel I'm nervous. 00:04:02 Speaker 5: So is it the one? We is? 00:04:04 Speaker 4: The one? I know? What is your? I don't know? Well, I go to I just I do Downtown Disney. Just go down and then if I buy something at Downtown Disney, then it's like you get a validation and it's like ten. 00:04:16 Speaker 3: Bucks wow, because it's like, oh well it's even sixty bucks, yeah, least sixty dollars. 00:04:21 Speaker 5: Then you can just walk right up. You don't have to go through security, take the security line by the entrance to the tram that takes you to Downtown Disney. 00:04:28 Speaker 4: You still have to go through a security through security. Yeah you're not. You don't have to go on the tram. Man I do. 00:04:34 Speaker 5: I've done, And I don't know if this works every time. But Grand California right the hotel, Yeah you do juice valet for forty dollars and then you walk in right there. 00:04:43 Speaker 4: That's a dream. 00:04:44 Speaker 3: Yeah. 00:04:44 Speaker 4: See, but I tried that and they said, like, you can't do it. Unless you have a room or a reservation at one of the restaurants. 00:04:53 Speaker 3: Do you say you're trying to get a room. 00:04:55 Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, you can be like, yeah, well we're going to check availability. We're gonna I was going to walk in. 00:04:59 Speaker 4: Yeah, get one, knock on some doors. 00:05:02 Speaker 5: Okay, that's good to know. It felt too good be I'd done it once. Yeah, and I was like, there's no way that this is like a regular thing. 00:05:08 Speaker 3: I know. 00:05:09 Speaker 4: It's so good too, I think it's worth trying. 00:05:12 Speaker 5: Yeah. Absolutely. 00:05:13 Speaker 3: The last time I parked at Disneyland, the way I got lost after my day at the park was just murder for me because I was exhausted and I'm just wandering through this parking structure totally opposite side. 00:05:24 Speaker 4: It's huge. It's as big as a city. Yeah, it's terrib. 00:05:27 Speaker 5: The line, the line. Last time I waited, it was like forty five minutes to an hour to get in from the beginning of the parking garage to maybe getting to security. 00:05:35 Speaker 4: Everybody must be making the move that I'm making. I feel like I see strollers, I see people in their Disney gear. 00:05:41 Speaker 3: That feels like a true Disney insider. 00:05:44 Speaker 4: Yeah, but yeah, nobody's calling I don't know what will happen to me. 00:05:48 Speaker 5: I don't think anything, right, Yeah, I think you're just going to live a better life. 00:05:51 Speaker 3: Yeah, you get to buy a little something shopping. Yeah, what are you buying when you go to downtown Disney of a. 00:05:58 Speaker 4: Drink and like a flat red peat that makes sense? Sometimes a gift for my daughter. 00:06:04 Speaker 5: Yeah, I will just going back to one of the other things you brought in the opening. I'm sorry. I do want to say the CVS situation is fascinating to me, not even really the pharmacy. I will usually do the drive through pharmacure, but I've gone to a different pharmacy. I've given up on CBS entirely. You're a I'm in a new pharmacy. It's just an independent, not a Shane. They always have my stuff, they always have it ready, And CBS, though I love. I like going in to just kind of see the dynamic of the one worker working the register and unlocking everything, you know, and seeing them juggle it all a little bit like I often go to get specific batteries and you can't take the batteries off. There are signs. But even though there's like these are paper things that you can just kind of like just rip it off off the tab, but you have to wait and you have to see them. It's just a fascinating thing because this it's like it's like, oh, you're watching something that will no longer exist soon. 00:06:55 Speaker 3: Oh yeah, it's endangered Central. 00:07:00 Speaker 4: Have you found yourself in the situation where that single person is in the photo department and you're like, oh no, Now, I really don't. 00:07:07 Speaker 1: Know what to do. 00:07:10 Speaker 5: I typically it's I if I ever need something in the photo department, it's like I'm returning like a FedEx or like FedEx that like maybe Walgreens or whatever, like, but like there's nobody there and I'm just standing there ringing a bell. 00:07:21 Speaker 4: Yeah. 00:07:22 Speaker 3: Do they still have photo departments in every one of them? 00:07:24 Speaker 4: They in the one by us maybe it is a Walgreen show. 00:07:27 Speaker 3: No, I saw a photo when I was recently mad at CBS, I said photos, But I don't recall seeing a photo department at all. 00:07:33 Speaker 5: Yeah. 00:07:33 Speaker 3: Also, how are they getting anyone to work there? There are other places to get a job, and that seems like the worst possible retail job. You could have been the one person other than a security guard in a pharmacy. 00:07:45 Speaker 5: Yeah, it's it's just the people who are hanging on. I can't, I don't. I can't imagine they're getting new people. 00:07:51 Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean somebody who's been there for twenty years. 00:07:54 Speaker 5: Yeah, they're just firing more and more people, and they're just kind of weeding everybody out. 00:07:57 Speaker 3: So that person's particularly proud that they're still Yeah. 00:08:00 Speaker 5: Yeah, they're like a fighter. 00:08:01 Speaker 4: It feels so powerful they're surviving. 00:08:04 Speaker 3: Yeah, and mine. The drive through is frequently not even open. Oh really, what are they doing? What's going on? That's the one purpose of this entire business is to have a pharmacy. I go there at six fifteen on a Sunday night, it's closed. Really, the amount of people still shopping in there, why youre just go to literally any other store. 00:08:25 Speaker 4: Anywhere else there must be and people are I mean, I imagine in dire situations to get their medicine. 00:08:30 Speaker 3: Yeah, right, especially in the store. That's why I like to go through the drive through. I don't want to go in there and stand by some sick. 00:08:38 Speaker 5: Person stand there. It's just it's that the standing at the pharmacy line is just so uncomfortable because there are other people also that are usually in much worse shape than I am. You're kind of standing there and like, I don't know, there's there's sometimes there's like a jockeying for line position that feels uncomfortable and anyway, it's yeah. 00:08:57 Speaker 3: Right, and I should clarify I was not going to get medicine because I was I was going to get my antidepressant. So neither of you are currently in danger of getting so great. 00:09:05 Speaker 5: Great, great, Yeah me too. I'm not regularly getting sick medicine every month. It's mental stuff. 00:09:11 Speaker 3: The other thing about being at the pharmacy that's interesting to me is how easy it is to get your medication. You just need your phone number and birthday. They don't ask for it. I feel like that should be a little bit tight or secured an ID Yeah, literally anything. I feel like if you just memorize somebody's phone number and birthday, you could just I guess you would also have to memorize their sickness schedule. 00:09:31 Speaker 5: Yeah, but sure we should be able to get a hold of that's that's interesting. 00:09:36 Speaker 4: I have a situation now where this is it's it's lazy, it's I don't feel good about this, but I have a prescription that was set up for me in New York. And I have a drug store in New York, right, and so now every couple of months I have, like my brother or a friend pick up my prescription in New York and mail it to me. 00:09:58 Speaker 3: Wow, why haven't you transferred the prescription? 00:10:01 Speaker 4: Is it because it requires a doctor? Doctor? H And I really like the convenience of. 00:10:12 Speaker 5: I like the convenience of having my brother picked up. 00:10:14 Speaker 4: Like I started getting people doing little chores. 00:10:21 Speaker 3: And then they're sending it through the mail. That feels illegal to. 00:10:23 Speaker 4: Me, Yes, but yes, probably full on drugs. 00:10:28 Speaker 5: Oh boy, anyway we need any anyway? What was I trying to say? Any any way we need to get I can't say the sentence. 00:10:38 Speaker 4: Excited to hear whatever the sit however we. 00:10:40 Speaker 5: Need to get our drugs, will do it or something. I don't know. 00:10:43 Speaker 3: Sometimes you're willing to fight. 00:10:47 Speaker 5: To get our drugs, will do it. 00:10:49 Speaker 3: It just was an interesting thought. 00:10:51 Speaker 5: Yeah, I had something in there, but it didn't really pan out. 00:10:55 Speaker 4: Beck. 00:10:55 Speaker 3: I feel like you tease something before we began recording that you had to share. 00:10:59 Speaker 5: That's true. I was going to say something before recording. I said, you know what, I'll save it for the pod. I have so many good things, and I was joking. I didn't It's not that I had so many good things. I was just going to say that I loved doing your podcast last time. I was telling Kyle beforehand, how what a nice conversation it is. Love It is one of the nicest environments. I would say, very easy, very laid back. 00:11:22 Speaker 3: I have something to share with you since the last part, since we recorded. You gave me of this beautiful wooden spoon. 00:11:27 Speaker 4: Yeah, I've heard of this. 00:11:28 Speaker 3: It's not supposed to go through the dishwasher, which I learned on podcast. 00:11:31 Speaker 4: Yes, it's very careful. 00:11:33 Speaker 3: I come home one day my boyfriend has done the dishes. Yes, blasted this thing, but the oil saved it. 00:11:40 Speaker 4: Did it really? 00:11:40 Speaker 5: Yeah, it redeemed it. 00:11:41 Speaker 3: Yeah. He gave me wood oil and it looks essentially like it did before. 00:11:45 Speaker 4: I was so mad. 00:11:47 Speaker 5: I actually because I had gotten one for myself at the same time, like I was going to be on your podcast. I wanted to get one of these walk spoons that was designed by the chef, and I got it and I have not put the oil in yet. And I gave Bridger a job, and I didn't realize quite how quickly. It wouldn't need it. I thought it was going to be maybe after like a couple of months or something like, you know, to keep it up. 00:12:11 Speaker 4: But it's like from the get go, just almost immediately. Yeah. 00:12:14 Speaker 5: Yeah, And it's a huge spoon. 00:12:15 Speaker 4: It's very big. 00:12:16 Speaker 3: It's kind of nice in the like utinsil jar, you know, with the other Spanish. 00:12:20 Speaker 5: It's nice and it could be good a serving spoon too. 00:12:23 Speaker 4: You got right, it's getting used what it is getting used to say? Do you feel nervous to say that? 00:12:30 Speaker 3: I do feel slightly nervous, but I feel proud that it actually has been used. 00:12:33 Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm incredibly proud. 00:12:34 Speaker 3: I mean when I got essentially bleached by the dishwasher, that was a different feeling for me. 00:12:40 Speaker 5: Now do you do you make an attempt to incorporate gifts, these gifts into your life. 00:12:45 Speaker 3: If they're a practical gift like that there every fiftieth gift is practical. 00:12:50 Speaker 5: Okay, that is that is a fun It seems like a fun idea to see how all these gifts would almost change your life, right for the better or worse, Like what impact they might have for the. 00:13:01 Speaker 3: Most part, just for the worst, because they're just clutter in my house. But you know, like unfortunately they're not just becoming part of the studio, which is nice. If there's something that I just simply can't use at home, it goes here. 00:13:13 Speaker 5: I mean this one, the Redneck Plunger is fantastic. 00:13:15 Speaker 4: Oh it was true. 00:13:16 Speaker 3: That's from Rob Hubel. That's an incredible and it shoots, has a sound effect that's a Harry Potter wand there's just a little bit of everything. These are things that we're just essentially going to be in my garage for the rest of my life. 00:13:31 Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah, and you have a little show garage. Yeah, I And the other thing I was gonna, I was maybe gonna and I guess I didn't really have anything to say besides that, but I did want to talk to you about your just the whole the approach. However, I don't know if we should reveal this, but we have some other news the three of us that you're gonna. 00:13:52 Speaker 4: Be I'm gonna be on your on our podcastes. 00:13:55 Speaker 5: So I feel there are things I want to ask you, but I'm gonna save it. 00:13:58 Speaker 3: Maybe oh interesting, Yeah, you probably should because we have a good chance we run out of things immediately to talk about on yours? What are we going to do with the rest? 00:14:06 Speaker 5: And then I've got some amazing questions. You're a journalist, yes, yes, really I really am. 00:14:13 Speaker 4: Can we you don't want to tease out any of them? 00:14:15 Speaker 5: Any of the questions? Well, it was going to be like it was kind of going to be a well, it was gonna be like, yeah, no, I don't. I can't come up with question what inspires. 00:14:34 Speaker 3: Tell me about your start? 00:14:36 Speaker 5: I'm gonna say. I'm gonna say, but it's nothing. 00:14:38 Speaker 3: But this this was like a good tease for that episode. I wonder which episode is going to come out first, To be honest, I think probably this one next week. Yeah, because I think I'm coming next week and this one will be out in two weeks. 00:14:49 Speaker 4: Oh yeah, then this will be out right. 00:14:51 Speaker 3: So it'll be like a nice teeing up to that episode. 00:14:55 Speaker 5: If you like, if you're liking this, you're definitely gonna want to go check out Bridger on What's Our Podcast? 00:15:00 Speaker 4: It would be nice too. And I don't know what this is as an abstract thought, but if we could plant some Easter egg in this episode that sort of holds off. 00:15:09 Speaker 3: Or just make a huge promise like, I'm going to reveal something I've ever said before on that episode. 00:15:14 Speaker 4: Okay, are you willing to do that? 00:15:16 Speaker 3: I'm willing to do that, but I'm gonna have to wreck my I'll think of something I've never revealed before. 00:15:23 Speaker 5: Oh, you know, and you know, it would be interesting if we could also maybe say something here so that in our episode when people listen, we could be like, if you want to find out this fact about me and Kyle? 00:15:31 Speaker 3: Oh yeah, what's something that you What are your influences? 00:15:39 Speaker 4: We find out what your influences are on our podcast. You yeah, okay, very. 00:15:43 Speaker 3: Cool question, very interesting to answer. 00:15:44 Speaker 4: Influences. 00:15:46 Speaker 5: Influences, God, Kyle is one of my biggest influences. 00:15:51 Speaker 4: Yeah. 00:15:51 Speaker 5: Now, honestly, it's just Kyle in the past two decades. 00:15:53 Speaker 4: I did you know? I will? I will. I will answer this question earnestly if you want me to. But it does remind me of something that my real life, which is embarrassing. And when I was probably twenty years old, I heard that Fabricio from The Strokes was Djane at a bar and Silverlace. Sure, I forget what that venue was called, the you know, the Silver Lake Venue's it changed. It was a pretty iconic rock venue. 00:16:27 Speaker 5: Oh on hyperiod. Yeah, that was satellite. 00:16:34 Speaker 4: Satellite was but then it was something. It was called something before the sound, wasn't it. 00:16:38 Speaker 5: I forget what it was before. 00:16:39 Speaker 4: Anyway, he was djaying there and like he was fun dating Kirsten Dunst at the time, and they were there and like as like a twenty one year old, Like I was like, whoa, this is fucking tight. Yeah. Like I saw him and I approached him and I asked him. I was like, so, what type of music are you into? Oh? And he was just like like cold cold, Yeah I was. I think it was like I think I had somewhat of a journalistic approach, like so wonderful to meet you. I was curious what type of music inspires you? He goes, well, they have been listening to a lot of motown. 00:17:19 Speaker 3: Very who has not been listening to some motown? 00:17:24 Speaker 5: Right? 00:17:25 Speaker 4: Did he? 00:17:26 Speaker 3: Was he polite enough to ask you? 00:17:28 Speaker 4: He didn't care, you know, but I'm fine. I don't need to be asked by I mean I was, I would have I probably would not have known what to say. 00:17:37 Speaker 3: I had a panic att Yeah, I was just thinking about him because didn't he also date Drew Barrymore. 00:17:42 Speaker 4: I think that's true. 00:17:43 Speaker 3: For some reason, I was thinking about people she's dated, including Tom Green. She said an interesting yeah, the only two. But for whatever reason, he just popped into my head. 00:17:53 Speaker 4: Is the date. 00:17:55 Speaker 5: That was an awesome romance? 00:17:56 Speaker 3: Yeah, an incredible roman, really incredible romance. At the center, it's the Strokes are in the news, back in the news. But keep thinking about something. 00:18:06 Speaker 5: To my influences, like as a podcast, Billy Madison was huge, Ben Stiller, I do, and. 00:18:19 Speaker 3: I do like the Beatles. That's as as who's your favorite Beatle? Oh, Paul, okay, Paul. Interesting. 00:18:29 Speaker 5: I don't want to say canceled people. I was for some reason I thought of I can't say I don't want to be put in a corner? 00:18:36 Speaker 4: Is it okay? Can I say cancel? You can? 00:18:40 Speaker 5: Very influenced by R Kelly Y Yes, I mean Trapped in the Closet and some of those like Remix to Ignition, there's some of them sound funny to me but also good and like they're just strange. The writing is just like it's almost like it's comedic story, you. 00:18:57 Speaker 3: Know, and from the mind of something that's like how to how could a human being and. 00:19:01 Speaker 5: Taking himself a serious, taking it so serious. It is sort of like AI. 00:19:05 Speaker 3: Before AI totally broken. 00:19:07 Speaker 4: Ay, I remember there. Yes, we had somebody in our circle of friends in college back when I went to college together, had the DVD for Trapped in the closet, which was like, yeah, there are like what fifty chapters? Do you you know? 00:19:21 Speaker 3: I'm never I like so familiar with it, but I've never I don't think I've consumed any of Traps. 00:19:25 Speaker 2: Yeah. 00:19:26 Speaker 4: It was really it's really like going upstairs, knock on the. 00:19:30 Speaker 3: Door, currently in jail, Yes, okay, good, okay. 00:19:36 Speaker 4: He essentially is like, yes, just singing this narrative with twists and turns, and there's like a video, you know, you're getting to see it play out. 00:19:43 Speaker 5: It's an operetta. It's like, you know, it just kind of builds and there's the form of the songs or just sort of meandering. 00:19:49 Speaker 4: But there is also, as I recall, I've not seen this since two thousand and six or whenever we would watch this. There was a sort of audio commentary on the DVD, kind of a director's commentary type thing, which, as I recall, I feel like it's him maybe in a movie theater smoking a cigar watching it. But he's just explaining what he's doing. So right here, I'm walking up the stairs. 00:20:13 Speaker 3: That's like a thing for the visually impaired, Like if you go to the movie theater, tell us something that we don't know what's happening. Yeah, well he's in jail, so it doesn't matter. Yeah, yeah, and remix to Ignition? Unfortunately has has that all been pulled from streaming services? Do we think? 00:20:33 Speaker 4: I don't. I don't think so. 00:20:34 Speaker 3: I mean I think that. I mean there are other plenty of musicians who have been canceled their music still on there, so. 00:20:40 Speaker 4: Yeah, you gotta love it. When what I love about it's the remix? Anyone know the Ignition? The actual wow or never hear it? 00:20:51 Speaker 5: I remember going to I do think there is there is, but it doesn't sound anything like it. 00:20:57 Speaker 3: It's like heavily guitar bass. 00:21:00 Speaker 6: It's like a rock just a lot of singing. It's the Ignition, Yeah, something like that. 00:21:11 Speaker 5: I think I'm trying to remember it. 00:21:13 Speaker 4: It is bold. It's pretty like, uh, you're like very confident to be like, I'm just calling this the remix remix. 00:21:21 Speaker 3: And it's going to have to beat Beef in. 00:21:25 Speaker 5: Yeah too to beat Beep. It's really he's really tasted, so seriously, it's really really wonderful. So that's like those are because you're probably number one, he's probably my number one. 00:21:36 Speaker 3: He's he's shaped away. I see the world I like to start from. Maybe I shouldn't mention this name too. World. 00:21:43 Speaker 5: He means everything to me. I read everything he's written. I don't know if he actually can write. 00:21:48 Speaker 4: I think he's illiterate. 00:21:49 Speaker 3: I think I think he would. 00:21:50 Speaker 5: Go into the studio and just like go straight off. Yeah, yeah, because he could not read. 00:21:56 Speaker 3: Or complicated man. Yeah, and again in jail and again yeah, r Kelly, reach. 00:22:01 Speaker 5: Out, reach out. 00:22:03 Speaker 4: Wow, would you have him on your podcast if. 00:22:05 Speaker 3: You zoom from I'm fighting for him. I'm trying trying to prove what it was just the worst people of the last twenty five years. 00:22:15 Speaker 5: Yeah, you know, whatever gets those clicks and yeah, you know what I mean. Ultimately we're here for the clips. 00:22:21 Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm I'll have him on and I'll have him do some takes and send him back to jail. 00:22:26 Speaker 5: Absolutely, that would be fantastic. 00:22:28 Speaker 3: That would be huge, right, Well, I mean, speaking of doing horrible things, just deserving to go to jail. I was looking forward to having you two on the podcast today. I thought they'd come by, we'd have a nice time. Beca's been on before. We had a little bit of a fight, but I'm sure he's evolved. 00:22:42 Speaker 4: I have evolved a little bit. 00:22:44 Speaker 5: Okay, Yeah, but you. 00:22:45 Speaker 3: Did bring Kyle today. Yes, and the podcast is called I know. I said no gifts, right, and you two showed up with this gorgeous gift bag. 00:22:54 Speaker 5: Yes, we couldn't help ourselves. I do want I we really because I was just I had a great time. I told Kyle how nice. 00:23:02 Speaker 4: Yes. I feel like there was some sort of communication issue going on as well, because you were at the gym. 00:23:08 Speaker 5: Yes, and we were going to You were going to pick me up in your blue car. And then I was like great, And then I was like, I'm at the gym. It does make sense for me to go home and for you to pick me up and take me to the podcast. So I was like, let's meet at the studio. 00:23:26 Speaker 4: And then you said you should get him a gift. 00:23:28 Speaker 5: Well, no, I said, do you want to pick me up at the gym so that we can go shopping for our pre planned gift together and so we're both a part of it, or do you want to do it? And you said I was going to do it, but this was a collaboration. But Kyle made the purchase by himself, so he. 00:23:44 Speaker 4: Regardless, apologies, Okay, I appreciate it. 00:23:47 Speaker 5: There was some communicator Yeah, we yeah. 00:23:49 Speaker 3: And I'm glad to hear that you're communicating while you're at the trim. Yes, kind of out of breath, yelling while other people are around. 00:23:55 Speaker 5: Yes, yelling when I'm texting. 00:23:58 Speaker 3: Ah, yeah, well should we open it here on the podcast? 00:24:02 Speaker 5: It would be great. I would you know. I know you said no gifts, but it's in this This might be one of those gifts. 00:24:08 Speaker 4: You're glad that we brought anybody. 00:24:14 Speaker 3: All right, I'm going to reach it feels like there are multiple things in here package. 00:24:18 Speaker 4: It's it's there are multiple things that it's you know, under. 00:24:21 Speaker 3: I'm all out at the same time. Sure, O, yes, this is this is an incredible This feels like it's from an uncle. 00:24:35 Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly. 00:24:36 Speaker 3: It's a bottle of squirt grapefruit drink, some black and mild cigarettes. 00:24:43 Speaker 5: We would call them cigars. 00:24:44 Speaker 3: Oh, these are cigar. 00:24:46 Speaker 4: I think there might be cigarette. 00:24:48 Speaker 3: I think that's. 00:24:50 Speaker 4: We're all right, there's cigareite as in several scratchers. 00:24:54 Speaker 5: Yes, this is kind of the the last minute birthday package surprise. 00:25:00 Speaker 3: Like the most deadbeat possible. 00:25:02 Speaker 4: Yeah. 00:25:02 Speaker 5: But also this is something that we would give each other, and you know, it just became something like we'd show up to a birthday with Kyle and I were talking about this. We're like, we genuinely love this gift. It's a good gift. It's a good fun gift. The scratches are great. The squirt is for a cocktail, a drink that Kyle what trademarked created when we were living together. That's a squirkle. It's a squirrel that's named after Steve Rkle. Yeah, squirt and vodka and ice cubes. 00:25:33 Speaker 4: Yeah, fifty things. 00:25:36 Speaker 7: I was watching a lot of Family matters at the time, and does Rkle drink squirt or anything happened? It just kind of worked out that, Like I was like, oh, I like squirt was like what if you put some booze in it and. 00:25:48 Speaker 5: You kind of it's kind of you squirrel it up. Yeah, kind of Grkle the squirt, Yeah, is it. 00:25:53 Speaker 4: Still a cocktail? 00:25:54 Speaker 3: You're having on occasion. 00:25:56 Speaker 4: You know, I feel like one of the last ones I had was I stayed a year longer than beck a't said night live okay, And on my first week back from La, he had moved back to LA sent me a big leader bottle of squirrel and some vodka, and so that was probably the last Sarah. It was very sweet. It was like break a leg, yeah, oh, have a squirrel. 00:26:25 Speaker 3: And so this is what you would just take to party my birthday just in case you need to give something? 00:26:30 Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah. 00:26:32 Speaker 3: Do you feel like it's complicated to give somebody scratchers because what if they win big? 00:26:37 Speaker 4: I think you have to. I think that's the sacrifice you're making. 00:26:40 Speaker 5: To the person to scratching, you know. So it's, you know, if you want to give us fifty percent of your life kind of. 00:26:46 Speaker 3: A moral old issue. It becomes a sort of like what sort of person are you? 00:26:49 Speaker 4: Really? It's a personality test. I really say, I scratch a decent amount. I scratch probably like twice a year. Okay, that's that's every Thanksgiving. 00:27:00 Speaker 5: Okay, I try to scratch it and trying to scratch more. 00:27:03 Speaker 4: Well, you got I'm very healthy, yes, but I bet I'm I'm thinking, chances are you've got at least a free ticket in that. 00:27:11 Speaker 3: I think I should all scratch one? 00:27:12 Speaker 5: Should we all scratch? I was helping what we could. Is there is there one that's more expensive or has a bigger price. 00:27:20 Speaker 3: A lot looks like is a Jaws? This looks a very exciting one. 00:27:23 Speaker 5: This looks like a big one. 00:27:25 Speaker 4: I don't know. 00:27:26 Speaker 3: There's a full of five hundreds. 00:27:28 Speaker 4: I think that. Yeah, I've got poker nights, and I've got a classic. 00:27:33 Speaker 5: I've got cash crush. This is more of a. 00:27:35 Speaker 3: Tattoo themed and then I've got kind of a Jaws has a Jaws experience through some sort of app and almost a holograma. 00:27:44 Speaker 5: That is a really cool one. 00:27:46 Speaker 4: Thank you. I have exactly three coins. 00:27:48 Speaker 3: You have a shocking amount of coins. 00:27:50 Speaker 4: Actually I paid for this in cash. I think you have to pay. Do you have to pay for scratchers and cash? 00:27:56 Speaker 5: I think so wow? 00:27:58 Speaker 3: Because it's gambling, I'm okay, I'm gonna scratch off my wind. 00:28:02 Speaker 4: I've got to learn my rules here. 00:28:03 Speaker 3: Yeah, everybody, oh yeah, this is I never do this. 00:28:06 Speaker 4: In any of your If any of your hands beat the dealer's hand, win prize. Shown for that hand, uncover the bonus bot multiplayer total. 00:28:15 Speaker 5: Crowd that number. 00:28:16 Speaker 4: Okay, I'm just gonna scratch them all off dealers. 00:28:18 Speaker 3: Yeah, do I just scratch them all? 00:28:20 Speaker 4: This is you really. 00:28:21 Speaker 5: Can you can do it one by one. Let's see it. No matches, Nope, no matches. 00:28:25 Speaker 4: Okay, if anybody cares my my dealer's hand, he's got a he's got two pairs of pairs of a pair of sevens in a pair of fours. 00:28:32 Speaker 3: Show us is going away here. I'm just gonna scratch it then see yeah, me too. 00:28:38 Speaker 5: What if I got no I got no anchors. Sorry for this to try to us here. 00:28:44 Speaker 4: This is a disaster. 00:28:45 Speaker 3: I don't have a single little boat or on the shark. I bet those are the big winners. Well five hundred, ten thousand, okay on cover. 00:28:57 Speaker 4: Not doing well? 00:28:59 Speaker 5: No, no oh no, thirty nine. 00:29:01 Speaker 3: Come on, I'm gonna have to have one of you look at this because I, oh, this doesn't make any sense to me. 00:29:08 Speaker 4: This is I have one now you have you looked at the I mean like, have you looked at the potential? This is the thing about scratchers to me is like if the lines you didn't win but if you look at the prizes, for instance, like I could have gotten seventy five thousand dollars gotten correct, that's a different you. Yes, it's like a sliding door situation. 00:29:28 Speaker 3: Right, And I have no idea what I could have possibly won. 00:29:33 Speaker 4: Shouldn't you want me to take away while I do this? 00:29:35 Speaker 3: Other on my full that could be. 00:29:37 Speaker 5: The one that could be the winner. 00:29:38 Speaker 4: I still have a chance at a fast fifty over here? 00:29:40 Speaker 3: Okay, okay, what's the most you've ever won on one of these? 00:29:46 Speaker 4: Like ten bucks, twenty bucks? 00:29:48 Speaker 5: I think twenty bucks? 00:29:49 Speaker 4: Okay, anyway, matching away here? What is it? What is the game here? 00:29:55 Speaker 5: Just match these numbers or get a symbol? So okay, So if you see any of these numbers, which I do not forty forty one, one, twenty four, carteen. 00:30:12 Speaker 3: Wowteen chances to win, match any of your numbers. 00:30:16 Speaker 4: Ten chances and scratch dust on you want? 00:30:19 Speaker 5: Do we want this on the table? 00:30:20 Speaker 3: We leave this permanent? 00:30:22 Speaker 4: This is nice, This is part of the gift, and that you could just. 00:30:24 Speaker 3: Make it us rub it into the table. Okay, look at this again. This is again I truly have no idea how. 00:30:30 Speaker 5: To full of five hundreds is what it says full of five hundred dollars. 00:30:33 Speaker 3: Right, so we should I guess just guaranteed five. 00:30:36 Speaker 4: Us trying to match anything. 00:30:37 Speaker 5: I think, so is anything? 00:30:40 Speaker 4: Did we win anything today? 00:30:42 Speaker 5: We have won nothing? 00:30:46 Speaker 4: Thirty two? 00:30:46 Speaker 2: What? 00:30:47 Speaker 4: Oh? 00:30:48 Speaker 5: God? Like you know usually when you win four cards? Yeah, usually when we don't win anything, it's private and it's like all alone. But now this is this. 00:30:59 Speaker 3: Is lasted out to America World. Wait, hold on, oh you're seeing something. 00:31:05 Speaker 5: No, no, I'm not your numbers. Any of the numbers win that prize uncovered. Now I thought I might have gotten a ticket pre ticket. 00:31:12 Speaker 3: But now this seems like a mistake on the lottery commissions part, because it's like give somebody five dollars to get them back to buy another. 00:31:20 Speaker 5: That's typically what you went. Its like a free ticket or a couple of dollars to. 00:31:23 Speaker 4: Win another one. 00:31:23 Speaker 3: Getting back to that counter, I have I think I know wrong theory. 00:31:28 Speaker 4: Okay, tell tell me your theory, because I have a theory too. I'm going to give you a little background in the gift buying process. Okay. I I thought the variety would be fun, so I said I want four five dollars scratchers I'm thinking the same thing. 00:31:44 Speaker 3: I should have just gone the same category. 00:31:48 Speaker 4: Yes, you're more likely to get a winner in there. 00:31:51 Speaker 3: Yeah, you're really chopping down. 00:31:54 Speaker 4: It's okay, Kyle, but that. 00:31:56 Speaker 3: Also might be they might actually be both equally good strategy. 00:32:00 Speaker 4: Jeez, I don't know who I just am now. 00:32:04 Speaker 5: I'm kind of wishing that I was there. I kind of wishing you picked me up. We made it, We made this could have been amazing. 00:32:12 Speaker 4: We talked about this last evening. I said I was going to pick you up. We would go, and. 00:32:16 Speaker 5: I threw a wrench in the plan with my workout. 00:32:20 Speaker 4: It's more just though, like you know, I like the variety, right. 00:32:23 Speaker 5: And I think it is fun. I mean, having the Jaws one was really nice and people are people love I p yeah. 00:32:31 Speaker 4: Do you think mister Spielberg know about this interesting? 00:32:35 Speaker 5: I'm sure he signed off. 00:32:38 Speaker 3: Put on his desk. He has to look at every Jaws related. 00:32:41 Speaker 5: This fits the brand. 00:32:42 Speaker 3: I love gambling, I love lot How do we get Jaws in there? Why is Jaws? 00:32:48 Speaker 4: Who's that for? Really? 00:32:50 Speaker 3: Why is Jaws just now on lottery cars? 00:32:54 Speaker 4: I don't know. I mean, I know it's it's the intersection of like, yeah, some sort of like movie nerd and gambling. 00:33:02 Speaker 3: Right, love scratchers, Yeah, or I guess five year old degenerate you fans. Oh yeah, the little there's like either a shark or a boat, right and cover a boat? I got neither. 00:33:15 Speaker 4: Yeah, they're cute. 00:33:16 Speaker 3: They should have had one other cute thing that everybody gets. Yeah, just you know, because everyone likes to see a little graphic econ of rig. 00:33:23 Speaker 5: I mean, what if it was kind of like if you if you uncover it, kiss you for the job, kiss kiss Yeah, for the jobs, kiss the person closest to you. So you could go over somebody who want to kiss and be like, look at the kiss thing. 00:33:36 Speaker 3: Yeah, kind of want fired by the gas station to kiss you. 00:33:40 Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, okay, so like it becomes more of an interactive. 00:33:45 Speaker 5: Honestly, Okay, this is a new idea. Yeah, and we own it. I guess your show would own it because this is I and we come up with here is yours is mine. But I'm talking I'm talking about social real world scratch, real worldscra. So you bring him to a party. I got a high five from whoever person to my right or whatever, or like you have to do this or do that or tell me this. 00:34:10 Speaker 3: You should pursue this. 00:34:11 Speaker 4: I should like a fun thing and you can just. 00:34:13 Speaker 5: Bring a couple. You don't have to bring the whole board game, but bring a couple. 00:34:16 Speaker 4: I love it. Here's my only bump. Okay, my only bump, which I think we can get over when you pitch on it. The other part, they have to be willing participants, right, yes, right, So like how do you determine. Is it like we're going to play real world scratches right now or do you just assume that like people are gonna be down. 00:34:36 Speaker 3: I think it's you have to say everybody gets one, yeah, and we're all committing to whatever happens. 00:34:42 Speaker 5: Yeah, and you don't have to do it all at once. But yeah, I think it's like an agreement, like it has to be like a party or a get together, so you have. 00:34:48 Speaker 3: Like you have to go home. Yeah, so it's like you're really rolling the dice. 00:34:54 Speaker 5: So funny, like yeah, I had to go home, like we kind of it was like thirty minutes in and I scratched. 00:35:01 Speaker 4: A house in my night got worth. 00:35:05 Speaker 5: But it would create stories, yeah, and dynamics, it would it would put a spin on. 00:35:10 Speaker 3: There could be one like the host has to cancel the party. Yeah, I mean there are all sorts of things that could happen on this scratch. I mean, this is something you should do. This is a nice second showery Yeah. 00:35:21 Speaker 5: I mean I would imagine that you have a creative, ambitious audience. Do you think somebody's gonna. 00:35:28 Speaker 3: Try to steal it before you? Yeah, well you've got two weeks to get this off the ground, or at least get the patent pending. 00:35:35 Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I heard patents are hard. 00:35:37 Speaker 3: Well, this is the other thing. I think of a lot of ideas on this podcast, just basically setting traps for lawsuits where I'm like, hopefully somebody does take the idea, then I slam them later. 00:35:46 Speaker 4: Oh that's smart. 00:35:47 Speaker 3: So if they do the work, I get the money. 00:35:49 Speaker 4: Yeah. 00:35:49 Speaker 5: Do you think that would be that would hold up? 00:35:51 Speaker 3: Well, I would fight for it, certainly. It would at least take up some of my time yeah yeah yeah, And I'm sure I've got a lot of free time. 00:35:58 Speaker 5: And it could be content, yeah, it could be con clips, yeah, whatever creates some good content. 00:36:02 Speaker 4: You essentially just need to prove that they may have listened to the podcast. 00:36:06 Speaker 3: Yes, which I'm sure would be very easy to do. Yeah, when you go through their internet history or whatever, it feels. 00:36:13 Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, absolutely, I would love to create something something like that that just goes getting right. 00:36:19 Speaker 3: Where it's just like now that thing just just the thing that I thought of and it makes me money. 00:36:24 Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a really really this is a solid one. 00:36:28 Speaker 5: You guys help me, Like honestly, you guys are a part of it. 00:36:31 Speaker 3: Like I couldn't have come up with it, but this is this podcast is a think tank. Yeah really, it's an idea show so that I need you to pursue that. I'm shocked nobody has before. 00:36:40 Speaker 5: I know. 00:36:40 Speaker 3: That feels like the next big. 00:36:42 Speaker 4: It's like you know what I'm what it's like, similar to my head is like sex diced, Yes, yeah. 00:36:47 Speaker 3: What's sex dice? And that seems like something from another era that's an r Kelly. 00:36:51 Speaker 4: Yes, I think like two thousand and three. Yeah, it's it's like is it to die? I think it's like you roll maybe roll two of them, one lands on kiss, the other one lands on porso or something like that. 00:37:07 Speaker 3: Oh interesting, right, there. 00:37:09 Speaker 5: Are other little sexy games like that, but this wouldn't be sexy. I mean, there could be some sexy stuff. 00:37:14 Speaker 4: Sure, sure, but I'm just saying like this is Yeah, I'm just comparing it to like. 00:37:18 Speaker 3: Right, the randomness, the chance of social interaction. Yeah, you have different layers. One could be deeply sexual, deeply sort of parties where you just want things to go in a direction that no one planned on. 00:37:29 Speaker 5: Absolutely, Yeah, they could all different categories. 00:37:33 Speaker 3: Children's party, families, getting a fight with mom, that sort of thing. 00:37:38 Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, children, that's great. 00:37:40 Speaker 3: Get them kind of used to gambling early on. 00:37:44 Speaker 5: Yeah, I get them hooked. Yeah, this is gonna be great. I want to talk to somebody after this. 00:37:48 Speaker 3: Yeah, you want to talk to talk to about this sort of thing? 00:37:51 Speaker 2: You know? 00:37:51 Speaker 4: Maybe you think the guy at the convenience store. 00:37:53 Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, just let me know where you went. 00:37:56 Speaker 4: I'll go back and tell my plan. One's liquor. 00:37:59 Speaker 3: Man. 00:38:00 Speaker 5: So I've got an idea that I want you to help me with. 00:38:02 Speaker 4: Hey, so my friend Kyle came here earlier. Where do you get these maids? 00:38:06 Speaker 5: Because I actually want to do some social ones. 00:38:09 Speaker 4: What I want to do like social scratchers. So wherever you get these maids, sir? I want to make some I have some ideas. 00:38:16 Speaker 3: Where do they paint these paint. 00:38:20 Speaker 5: That would be fun to get some of that that scratcher paint. 00:38:23 Speaker 4: Whatever. 00:38:23 Speaker 3: Where does that come from? 00:38:25 Speaker 4: Some factory? 00:38:26 Speaker 3: It's got to be fascinating. It's I assume it's liquid. Yeah, it's like such a specific type of thing. It seems like the sort of thing that like was invented accidentally by NASA. 00:38:35 Speaker 5: Yeah right, I'm surprised there hasn't been like, you know, scratchers. Yeah, they're awful for you. You scratch those things off, like it releases clydo tortamine and it like reduces your. 00:38:48 Speaker 3: Can I gets under your fingernails, into your blood street. 00:38:51 Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, a couple of things I want to I want to just sort of get into. I'm looking at the back of the jaws scratchery here. This I did not know, and I don't know if it's something I've been missing out on in my whole in the last few years. Scratching Second Chance. What's this for another? There's a QR code for another way to win prizes. Scan QR code to submit eligible non winning scratchers at California Loottery dot com, slash second Chance or use the mobile app. Mail and entries are not accepted. 00:39:25 Speaker 5: So we could get the mobile app and maybe get a second chance. 00:39:28 Speaker 3: There's something so sad about and like, I need a second chance on them, please. 00:39:31 Speaker 5: I'm waiting to be approved for my second chance because I don't feel like it was quite fair. 00:39:36 Speaker 4: And it alsoys you play schools wins, so I guess they're hoping that. 00:39:40 Speaker 3: I mean, I do think that's kind of the thing about the lottery right where it's like it doesn't help public schools in some way. It's like we had to find some good use for ruining people's lives. 00:39:49 Speaker 4: Absolutely. 00:39:50 Speaker 5: Yeah, the schools get a couple dollars. 00:39:52 Speaker 3: Yeah, I bet it's very small. 00:39:54 Speaker 5: And it's very complicated for them to recoup it. It just sits in an account and they're like, yeah, can't really it's for schools, but there's no way to get it to them. 00:40:03 Speaker 3: It's like those box tops on the top of Cereal. There are all these ways for public schools to make money and they have to really fight. 00:40:09 Speaker 5: For right is Yeah, it's so sad that that's how they They're just trying to get anything they can. 00:40:14 Speaker 3: Yeah, all of our education money is tied up in the lotto, council and general mills essentially. 00:40:20 Speaker 5: Yeah, it's safe there. 00:40:21 Speaker 3: It's like safe trust. 00:40:23 Speaker 5: They don't trust the teachers to use that on school suppose. No, uh huh no, no no. 00:40:30 Speaker 3: Are you two gamblers at all? 00:40:33 Speaker 5: A little bit but not not really nothing regular Like if I go to Vegas, I will set a certain amount probably and then play around with that. But when I've gone recently, it's it just kind of I lose it kind of quickly, and I'm like, why why am I doing this? It's kind I recognize that it's for. 00:40:57 Speaker 4: The rush, and you feel a rush, fel. 00:41:00 Speaker 5: The rush, and it's fun and it's exciting. But I have I've actually done really good at blackjack. 00:41:05 Speaker 3: Oh that's the one I think you potentially can do well last Yes. 00:41:09 Speaker 5: I mean because they can tell you everything you should statistically do, like the house would hit or it would not, and you can kind of like talk to your friends and kind of feel feel the energy, take a little bit of mushrooms, feel the energy, feel the flow. Yeah. That's how I've I've won money. Yeah, yeah, yeah, just kind of like okay, yeah, and then I went you know, and I just yeah, that's what I want. 00:41:33 Speaker 4: That's a beautiful stretch. 00:41:35 Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, don't don't do the other. Don't do the other hard drugs, drinking. Don't they try to liquor you up? No, stay clear, play blackjack on math right, No. 00:41:45 Speaker 3: Horrible mood. 00:41:46 Speaker 5: Horrible mood. Tap into the energy of the universe. Have some psilocybin. 00:41:50 Speaker 3: Right, tears running down your face. That sounds nice. Oh interesting. See that's the one that to me that you can kind of trick your stuff into thinking you can do well at but simply can't. 00:42:02 Speaker 4: Right. 00:42:03 Speaker 5: Have you have you won? 00:42:04 Speaker 4: Oh? Yeah? Oh yeah, I would say. I'm yeah, I and I don't. I mean, obviously it's luck based, but I do think I have that some sort of sense you have what it takes, you know, I'm moving things around, like I'm looking at the chart, I'm seeing what's coming up. 00:42:20 Speaker 5: Yeah, what about you? Are you a gambler? 00:42:22 Speaker 3: Not at all? I mean it puts me in a bad mood, and I know so little about it that it's intimidating. 00:42:26 Speaker 4: Ydting. 00:42:27 Speaker 3: I was at the Palm Springs Casino last year and I was intimidated by the slot machines. And there's no other person involved with that. Yeah, but I was like, I don't know how to use this, even I thought you just pulled the lever, but now they're all electronics, so it's like I love thee Yeah, so when you take that away, what am I am? Looking at a mobile game and the buttons terrible? 00:42:49 Speaker 4: Yes. I feel like anytime you look at a slot machine, like something will line up, but you just have no idea what you're aiming for or if that's like, if you do then sometimes you win. You're like, yeah, exactly where right? 00:43:02 Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not for me at all. 00:43:05 Speaker 4: Yeah, but that's smart. That's the way to go. 00:43:07 Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess it probably is. Yeah, well, but I feel like setting a limit and being like this will be fun and then my money will be gone. It's the same as playing arcade games or something. 00:43:16 Speaker 4: Yeah. 00:43:16 Speaker 5: Yeah, and if you get a couple of hours of entertainment and excitement, it's like going to an amusement park. 00:43:22 Speaker 4: I was I was thinking of after this going to buy baseball cards, going to buy packs of baseball cards, which essentially is the same thing, like you're you're paying chance. 00:43:31 Speaker 3: Yes, you may already own all of those cards, yes, right, but I might get you never know what you're gonna pull. Where would you buy a baseball card now? 00:43:39 Speaker 4: Burbank Sports cards. Yeah, Burbank sports cars, Burbank sports cards, Borts sports banks. But is that hard to say Burbank sports cards, sports cards. No, No, no, Burbank sports cards. It's something Burbank sports cards. 00:43:53 Speaker 3: It's three vowels shapes that are very different from each other. I think bur Bank Sports sports bank. 00:44:00 Speaker 4: Card, work card. 00:44:02 Speaker 5: Yeah, that's tough. There is one close to us in Rock. 00:44:05 Speaker 4: Yeah. 00:44:07 Speaker 3: Games and Cards dot com dot com kind of like Yummy dot com our favorite. 00:44:14 Speaker 5: Yeah, it's always good to put the dog about it. 00:44:19 Speaker 4: Can you go in there? 00:44:20 Speaker 3: You can go in there, But I wonder if you have to buy it online before going. 00:44:24 Speaker 5: I don't think so, because I've been into one once. But it felt wrong. It felt like I was walking into the internet. I don't know why. Maybe it's very cool because of the story, just because then and I was like, am I doing this wrong? 00:44:35 Speaker 4: You know? 00:44:35 Speaker 5: I was like, I don't know. 00:44:37 Speaker 3: Yeah, Like I would never think I have to go to the grocery store. I'll go to yummy dot com. It's not what it's called. 00:44:42 Speaker 4: Yeah, it's called that sounds like you need like a portal to get in That's what I'm saying. 00:44:47 Speaker 5: It's like it's just a name, but it did this thing to my head where I was like, there, I must be missing us, right, there must be some sort of digital yeah, because like. 00:44:56 Speaker 3: Just walking up to a cash register at yummy dot com with like your produce, there's got to be one more step between you and the cash register, right. 00:45:03 Speaker 4: Yeah, it's not right. 00:45:04 Speaker 5: I don't like it. 00:45:05 Speaker 3: I don't like what was their deal. It was probably just food delivery at some point. 00:45:09 Speaker 4: I think that sounds right. 00:45:10 Speaker 3: And now they have probably one and a half locations left. 00:45:13 Speaker 4: Yeah, and I guess you can. 00:45:16 Speaker 3: So just go to yummy dot com. Maybe they have a message board. They should add that sort of thing to the website. 00:45:20 Speaker 5: Maybe get like a Patreon or something. 00:45:21 Speaker 3: Yeah, support us, support our grocery store rough patriot. 00:45:25 Speaker 4: I'm surprised we haven't been asked to do ads for yummy dot com. Yeah, I don't know if. 00:45:30 Speaker 3: The money is there. 00:45:30 Speaker 4: Unfortunately. 00:45:31 Speaker 3: I bet they were an early podcast at the time. 00:45:35 Speaker 4: People, I don't know if you got if you had any like sort of during the pandemic during lockdown, like we were ordering nuts from nuts dot com. 00:45:43 Speaker 3: Oh, I've almost ordered from nuts dot com. 00:45:46 Speaker 4: Yeah, I know. 00:45:46 Speaker 5: I never have never even thought about it, like you needed that? Did you need that many? 00:45:50 Speaker 4: Or there were specific guy, I don't know. That was the turning point where it's like we got to get some nuts in here? Where do we get them? And it's like oh, nuts dot com. 00:45:59 Speaker 5: Yeah, but not like grocery delivery. 00:46:01 Speaker 4: Well it was that, it was Yeah, I don't know. I think it was early on. I don't know what we had, you know, neurosias and nerves about like kind of in the groceries, but. 00:46:12 Speaker 3: Needed specific types of nuts or whatever. I think I eat a lot of brazil nuts, so I probably went to nuts dot com give me some brazil nuts, and then realized you could just buy nuts on any platform. 00:46:23 Speaker 5: Yeah right, yeah, yeah, I mean seems specific. 00:46:27 Speaker 4: I mean I know we're not We're like probably you know, thirty years too late. But if there is a product that doesn't have. 00:46:34 Speaker 3: A web address, like like like oh, just some cyber squad. 00:46:39 Speaker 5: Yes, I used to do that with with my buddies John and Gabe. 00:46:42 Speaker 3: Were cyber squads. 00:46:43 Speaker 4: Well, they would like we would. 00:46:44 Speaker 5: Get websites that we thought would be valuable. Of course, yeah, none of them pay, don't you remember any of them? 00:46:50 Speaker 2: No? 00:46:50 Speaker 4: I don't. 00:46:51 Speaker 5: A lot of them were jokes too, like get like like chocolate chip wich dot com or something. 00:46:57 Speaker 3: Like kind of safe though, that seems like it could be some thing. 00:47:00 Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, chip wich sandwich, chip wich, ice cream sandwich. 00:47:03 Speaker 3: Right, Yeah, it feels like it either a way to make money or just get sued. 00:47:06 Speaker 4: By the company. 00:47:07 Speaker 5: Yeah. 00:47:08 Speaker 3: But at some point, yeah, I think there was like that famous example of the guy ordered or buying pizza dot com and then that that was his life. Yes, his life's work essentially selling pizza dot com. 00:47:18 Speaker 4: That's great and who needs Who got was it? You think it's like a major corporation. 00:47:22 Speaker 3: Yeah, I bet it was like one of our dominoes or something. 00:47:26 Speaker 4: Yeah. 00:47:26 Speaker 3: I I recently because I missed good websites. I thought website dot com would be a good and then have like a classic website to use. You know, we all missed just a website to go to. But I think it was taken. So it's a shame, and it was for no purpose. Of course, it's a bad website, right, somebody needs to We just need one solid website. 00:47:46 Speaker 5: It would be nice to have a like an old like old school comedy website. 00:47:49 Speaker 3: Yeah, just something you go to and you know you'll what you're getting. 00:47:52 Speaker 4: Yeah, what was your Yeah? What is your? What were your Early Internet like sort of like. 00:47:58 Speaker 3: Action middle school, a lot of looking up Nintendo video games like n sixty four dot com. Then it like bled into music with like Pitchfork, Dusted magazine is like a review website, like through college, and then that's when things started falling apart, when it became like there was a brief period just a few years ago that Gawker was good, like actually good writing, and then the money fell out and now it's some scam. What were you guys going. 00:48:27 Speaker 5: To early Internet? 00:48:29 Speaker 4: I mean I went to old school hip hop dot com. 00:48:32 Speaker 3: Oh that's a cool one. 00:48:33 Speaker 4: And I really liked website. Yeah, I liked I Like I liked the cartoons my older brothers were into, like so like this is nerdy, but like like Transformers wasn't on TV anymore, but I got into like watching the intros to like the Transformers cartoons that came out in like the late eighties that I had never been exposed to, right, And so I would search like those like things that like now because of YouTube, are so easy to find and prevalent, but like you would find a site dedicated to this sort of like niche thing, and I'd like download like a real player video of season the six intro to Transformers, right. 00:49:15 Speaker 5: I would do. I was like, I was just trying. I was finding like sketches and specifically Mister Show season three and four online. I remember, that's like what I was doing in high school. 00:49:23 Speaker 3: And what website would you go to? Would it be like a Mister Show fan site? 00:49:27 Speaker 5: No, it was just I would just go to Linme download episodes and sketches. 00:49:34 Speaker 4: Yeah, Napster Kazah yeah, but. 00:49:37 Speaker 5: Full on websites. I don't really remember many early, like maybe in college, just like the typical e bombs world. 00:49:45 Speaker 4: There's like a very specific video from Ebomb's World that's sort of like really imprinted in my head that I have not watched since two thousand and four. Probably Yeah. I wonder if either of you are aware of it. I'm thinking no, but you could have been in a room with you watching it. It's a video of, like I want to say, three dudes in seemingly a dorm room. Somebody's holding a camera and okay, but one of the guys throws a pair of scissors at the other guy. And it lands like I think in his hand or arm, and then the guys, the guys like, why did you do that? Look at that? 00:50:29 Speaker 3: Look at what you did? 00:50:30 Speaker 4: Why did you do that? 00:50:32 Speaker 5: That sounds familiar. But I've also I feel like I've seen other videos of people getting darts stuck in their Yeah, They're all over the place. So I can't can't. 00:50:42 Speaker 4: Say, I gotta find that scissors video. 00:50:44 Speaker 5: You gotta find that, I bet. 00:50:45 Speaker 3: I bet it's a famous video that like at some point so many people had seen it because there were like fifty videos online, so almost everyone would see these videos. There was an early video like that that I remember, like two moms in a fight maybe at an airport about one of their kids having THHC in their system, and then one of them just punches they want the other one in. 00:51:04 Speaker 4: The face, oh man. 00:51:05 Speaker 3: And it was one of those early things where now like you see way worse online where you're like, well, I can't believe I'm seeing this. 00:51:10 Speaker 5: Yeah, now I'm like, I don't know if this is real or not. 00:51:12 Speaker 3: Yeah, most of the time, it's not towards like it's like, even if it is real, it was planned in advanced ye or it's terrible. It's all ruined, essentially terrible. Yeah, well, do we have anything to say about these cigarillos. 00:51:28 Speaker 4: Cigarillo, Cigai. I think it's Cigarello, Cigarillo. 00:51:31 Speaker 5: I don't know, Cigaurillo, I would say, but yeah, that's probably more accurately. 00:51:36 Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm sure that's how it's supposed to be said. 00:51:38 Speaker 4: Right, we did. But this is a popular item at Script's Ranch High School circa nineteen ninety nine or two thousand and three. I don't know if people were, yeah, fucking with these people are fucking with new Trier not. 00:51:53 Speaker 5: I mean, you know, I think they were trying to steal like legit cigars from their dads, you know. 00:51:56 Speaker 4: So you can, like but sometimes you could, like you could smoke them obviously as they are, but you could also I. 00:52:02 Speaker 5: Don't want to inhale those. You could maybe, I think so, right, No, inhaling on those. It's like a cigar that sounds right. 00:52:09 Speaker 4: They're sweet though, their fairies. 00:52:10 Speaker 5: You want that in your mouth. You want to switch it around like a nice conyak. 00:52:13 Speaker 4: But you could also slice it open and I think and like sort of turn it into a quas eye blunt. 00:52:17 Speaker 3: Yeah, right, that fine. 00:52:20 Speaker 5: I haven't had a blunt in decades. 00:52:22 Speaker 3: Yeah, probably, And this feels like so ready made. Yeah, and there's something a little like contraband about turning one of these. 00:52:30 Speaker 5: That's pretty badass. That's like if you show up somewhere and you like cut one of those open and you're like rolling a big fat blunt. Yes, that's really so you have like immediate street crowds. 00:52:40 Speaker 4: Yeah. 00:52:40 Speaker 3: People, I mean they're wondering, like what sort of choices does this person make? Yeah, basically this this person. 00:52:46 Speaker 5: Is the tip of the iceberg. What else is there? 00:52:48 Speaker 4: Exactly? It is to me though, so funny that like this, I don't know you guys felt what it was like growing up, But like the idea of like sixteen year old like sixteen year old like just like in like kind of somewhat wealthy communities, like kind of smoking blunts. I don't know something about it is very silly to me. 00:53:08 Speaker 5: Yeah, it's like. 00:53:10 Speaker 4: Listening to like the Chronic two thousand or something like that. 00:53:15 Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah, but cigars were a big deal. And I think in junior high or like no, like fourteen fifteen, a lot of kids I went I went to Walgreens once and stole a bunch of cigars. I went to the bathroom and took off the security wrap and threw it in the trash and put them in my pocket and walked out. 00:53:33 Speaker 3: The fact that you could just pick them up is crazy, Like there was a time period when they were right. 00:53:37 Speaker 4: Yeah, enough, it's just in the aisle open wow. 00:53:40 Speaker 5: Yeah. And I would go to construction sites where they're building new houses and like smoke cigars they were friend. 00:53:46 Speaker 3: Oh I missed going into like a construction half constructed house, just waddering around. 00:53:51 Speaker 4: It's so fun. 00:53:52 Speaker 3: I love that there's a slight element of danger. But you know, if somebody shows up there, you haven't done anything wrong, right right, they'll ask you to leave. 00:54:00 Speaker 5: Yeah, I think they could. I think they could prosecute you. I think they could turn the cops on you, and you could. Yeah, it is trespassed. 00:54:06 Speaker 3: I think as an adult it's probably a different situation. Yeah, especially if you're like walking away with lumber or. 00:54:11 Speaker 5: Yeah, there is stuff on those sites to kind of find, you know, right right, sneak into. 00:54:16 Speaker 4: The trucks and stuff. Yeah. 00:54:17 Speaker 3: I when was the first time you smoked anything? 00:54:20 Speaker 5: It must have been a cigar, like seventh or eighth grade okay, yeah. 00:54:26 Speaker 3: And was there like a pressure or were you the did you spearhead the attempt? 00:54:30 Speaker 5: I think I don't know if I spearheaded it, but like there were other kids that were older and they were like maybe I think I surprisingly. I think like the parents were okay with us taking a couple of puffs. 00:54:42 Speaker 8: That's interesting, yeah, because we weren't inhaling, right, And yeah, I think I remember doing it around like junior high graduation with some parents like you can have some puffs, but don't inhale very French. 00:54:56 Speaker 4: Yeah, right. I remember my first time smoking weed more so than like a cigarette, and it was I don't want to throw my brother out of the bus, but it was a situation. I was visiting him in college huh, at Berkeley, and I was doing a bit actually was in eighth grade, and he had some sort of like weird trinkets on his table and I said something like is that do you do? You use those for your drugs? And he's like, how long have you known that I do drugs? And I was like, oh, I didn't know, and then he smoked me out. Who did this? 00:55:32 Speaker 5: Sean Sean? 00:55:32 Speaker 3: Yeah, So he was initially like mad or felt like you were felt. 00:55:37 Speaker 4: I think he felt bad. I think he felt I think there was like remorse that like you had disappointed you. Yeah, exactly, you've known about this when like I was fully like just messing around and then yeah, I smoked for the first time and kind of haven't been the same since. Yeah, it's okay to some people. 00:55:59 Speaker 3: I never smoked a cigarette never, never, not once. But I grew up in Mormon culture and like dare elementary school culture, so it was like a double thing of being afraid of cigarettes. 00:56:10 Speaker 5: Right right, And I mean they really don't offer anything. 00:56:13 Speaker 3: No appeal whatsoever. 00:56:14 Speaker 5: When I when I first smoked a cigarette, it was I don't know if this is a thing, and I'm hesitant to put it even put it out there, but it doesn't really matter. It's fine. But there was immediate arousal. 00:56:27 Speaker 3: From smoking a cigaprees. 00:56:29 Speaker 5: Yes, immediately, like whoa, like the first couple of times, like and I think I did it by myself. What I think, like there was like a pack of cigarette, like I found a cigarette and like did it when my parents were out, and it was it was a wild experience. I mean it was like a what just. 00:56:47 Speaker 4: The psychological tithe. 00:56:48 Speaker 5: I don't else, I don't know, but I'm surprised. I'm surprised I haven't heard about it more. But I was like around the same time junior high. 00:56:54 Speaker 4: Maybe it could it be tied in at all to like imagery of people smoking cigaret it's after sex. Oh that makes a little so okay. 00:57:03 Speaker 5: No, no, because it was like it was it was chemical, it was like, well it was fully whoa, that's crazy. 00:57:11 Speaker 3: Yeah, this is the tobacco company's last secret. 00:57:14 Speaker 4: You've not They should get it out. This is a new plus for them. You no longer feel anything, unfortunately not. 00:57:21 Speaker 5: I keep trying, but. 00:57:23 Speaker 3: You're smoking more and more. 00:57:24 Speaker 4: Come on, come on, do it just. 00:57:28 Speaker 3: Burning through package? 00:57:29 Speaker 4: Yeah? Yeah, one of these days. Baby. 00:57:33 Speaker 3: Wow, wonderful And I've got something to smoke and no winnings whatsoever. When was the last time you saw Jaws? I saw it for the first time last years. Interesting experience. 00:57:44 Speaker 5: What did you How did you receive it? 00:57:47 Speaker 3: There was one scary part, the part with the dead body in the water. Okay, the rest of the movie did not scare me at all. And then there was way too much of just men talking on a boat to each other, just kind of connecting. I feel like that could have gone away. 00:58:00 Speaker 4: Yeah, I think there are people that specifically love that stuff. 00:58:04 Speaker 3: Right, I'm sure, and they're wrong. 00:58:07 Speaker 5: We want to see the shark want I'm here to. 00:58:10 Speaker 3: Watch the shark do its thing r and watching Richard Dreyfus connect on a human level or whatever. It's not no interest. 00:58:17 Speaker 5: Yeah, I think growing up, I mean I saw Jaws, and it's I saw too early, okay, and I was haunted by it, afraid of the ocean, the depths of the ocean. But I remember, I think Jaws two even more, but. 00:58:32 Speaker 4: It has more Jaws, it has more jobs. 00:58:34 Speaker 5: And less emotional connecting with the older guys, and there was like more gore and stuff. I think that's where they kill him at the end, when he like bites onto the electric rod and there's sailing there in a sailboat. Oh yeah, like a water things three maybe. 00:58:49 Speaker 4: Yeah, I remember that was definitely. Like my friend Matt, we went over to his house and like we rented all the Jaws movies, different sleepover nights and like sleepovers the movies. It was. It's one of those like entry level like like sounds and titles that it's like should we rent jaws, like not knowing anything, but it's like, Okay, that's going to be scary. 00:59:09 Speaker 3: There's something sort of exotic about it. An adult Yes, yeah, right. 00:59:15 Speaker 5: I remember I speaking of the rental days, I tried to form one of my birthdays. We're having a sleepover. I wanted to get Don't Be a Menace the Waynes Brothers one to South Central Drinking Your Juice in the Hood. Was that the full title, yes, and we wanted to get that, but my parents or my older brother got Don't Be a Menace Menace to Society instead, which is like an R rated intense, you know movie, and it was it was really intense. We started watching that when I was way too young. We thought it was going to be a comedy. 00:59:52 Speaker 4: These kids like, oh no, were you did you with your Mormon upbringing? Were you like kind of only how what was the curation of like movies? 01:00:04 Speaker 3: We were not allowed to watch R rated movies, and there was like this I think they've kind of been sued into oblivion at this point, but there was like a business that would edit movies and rent them out to people called the clean Flicks. 01:00:14 Speaker 4: Oh wow. 01:00:15 Speaker 3: So there was a period of time where there were like several movies I had seen R rated movies that like watching them as an adult, I just didn't realize there were huge chunks cut out of it. So I think like the first really R rated movie I ever saw was in high school. I was probably in I think it was maybe twenty eight days later. M Yeah, I don't think I saw a lot of R rated movies prior to that. Occasionally I think my dad would take us to movies, but it was just like, well, I want to see this and I have these three boys. What else am I going to do with them? Sure, we're going to the movies. And none of the movies appealed to me whatsoever. But yeah, I think that's still kind of a thing. You don't watch an R rated film as a Mormon. 01:00:59 Speaker 4: Interesting, wow and that and that, like wyeah, what is the what gets cut out? I mean obviously like nudity, I imagine violence. 01:01:07 Speaker 3: And this is where we get into some territory. Absolutely no violence whatever we cut out, just nudity, your sex and. 01:01:15 Speaker 4: Could you say the F word? 01:01:16 Speaker 3: You can't say the F word? I think that's probably. 01:01:19 Speaker 5: But violence was okay. 01:01:20 Speaker 3: Violence is totally fine. 01:01:22 Speaker 5: Of course, of course, of course, Yeah, classic the human body. 01:01:27 Speaker 4: I don't want to see that. 01:01:28 Speaker 5: We want to see the boobs and butts. Sure, there are no penises. It's only been happening more recently. Wasn't that thing like if there was a penis in a movie, that would be like X rated. 01:01:41 Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that was. 01:01:44 Speaker 4: Okay, Okay, guys, here are the rules. Here are the rules. 01:01:48 Speaker 5: No penises, only boobies. Okay? 01:01:52 Speaker 4: Do they vote, like it's a bunch of guys in a room. 01:01:57 Speaker 3: How did they come to that decision? 01:01:58 Speaker 5: Not allowed to see a penis in a movie? 01:02:00 Speaker 3: And then how does it like, how have they changed their minds on that? They like, let's get together and talk about Dix again, just like. 01:02:07 Speaker 5: Yeah, it's it's a board of guys, and they're like, penises are approved, you guys, comedically if possible. 01:02:16 Speaker 3: And then I'm sure there's like an amount of time that it can be shown. I think we have loosened up quite a bit to the point of like they're probably not timing it anymore, like counting the amount of times that you see it. But there was a point when I think it was like, well, if you see a flash or a blink of one, that's fine. 01:02:35 Speaker 5: You can get away with that. They could be PG thirteen category. 01:02:38 Speaker 3: A penis right or a butt. Yeah, I've seen some like G or PG movies with a butt. Really feel like I've seen a commercial with a butt. To be honest. 01:02:50 Speaker 5: Oh my gosh, we got to get the ratings rated. 01:02:55 Speaker 3: That was PG thirteen. 01:02:56 Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, that I remember. That was a big one. 01:02:59 Speaker 3: As far as like if you were like a teenager or like an elementary school or wait to you see Titanic? 01:03:05 Speaker 6: Yeah? 01:03:05 Speaker 5: Was there was there a boob and butt and that boom. 01:03:08 Speaker 4: I know he drew her, but yeah, she's naked. She's naked, right, But to. 01:03:13 Speaker 3: Be funny, if you didn't see her, you just trying. 01:03:17 Speaker 5: And the drawing was kind of bad. 01:03:20 Speaker 4: Is that what's that what he's seeing? 01:03:21 Speaker 5: Or is he just not good at drying? 01:03:23 Speaker 3: Does the public goes wild for It's. 01:03:27 Speaker 4: A really good drawing. It's better than the real flick. 01:03:31 Speaker 3: That's something in movies. If a character is drawing something will always be funny to me when the drawings revealed like a sincere drawing, Yes, so stupid. 01:03:39 Speaker 5: One of the funniest parts of the movie pop Star to me is when Andy Sandberg's characters shows his drawings of horses. 01:03:49 Speaker 4: There's a there's also a great bit in road Trip where Andy Dick I don't know what he's like working at I don't know if it's a gas station or whatever, but he's watching a bob Ross episode, which, like bob Ra, you know, iconically is like at is painting these beautiful like environments and trees and like yeah, a little dash of green or whatever, and then Andy dig is going along. It's just like a really shitty drawing version of the painting. It's very, very funny to me, and I'm sure it would be very the year two thousand and one, I'm sure be funny in all of us. 01:04:22 Speaker 5: But we gotta see it with the horses and pop star. You gotta go. Can't describe these things not saying you messed up. I messed up. You know, it's just not gonna be as good as no. 01:04:36 Speaker 4: No, oh, no, okay, I'm sorry, No, I'm sorry. No, I think that. I mean, I feel like there's some people out there listen to this like that sounds like funny. Ship. 01:04:48 Speaker 3: I'm laughing already. 01:04:50 Speaker 4: I can see it now, it's possible. The cheese, I can see it now, the clouds. 01:05:02 Speaker 5: Or I don't know perfect. 01:05:08 Speaker 4: That's play the game. 01:05:09 Speaker 5: That's I got it real quick. Yeah, Sam Louis obispo great shirt. Thank you. 01:05:15 Speaker 3: That's a I got this at uh in Highland Park, at a place called Leader of the Pack. It's like a nice little vintage store that's not too crazy price. 01:05:23 Speaker 4: It's wonderful. Is it on York It's on York near Joy, Yes, Okay, I'm wonderful. Can I tell you something that bothers me about Joy? Please? I love Joy? 01:05:33 Speaker 3: I love Joy, and I'd like to hear a complaint. 01:05:34 Speaker 4: Okay, there's always a long line. Yes, But to me, the delivery is perfect. I don't know why people are spending so much time going into the rest. 01:05:45 Speaker 5: I absolutely agree. I only get it delivered. I've never been to the You've never been. No, I've been to Pine and Crane right and love it. It's a great experience. 01:05:53 Speaker 3: I find the line of Pine and Crane more problematic than a Joy, because, first of all, you have to find parking in one of the worst parking situations on Earth. Yes, and then the line could stretch around the building. 01:06:05 Speaker 4: Yeah. 01:06:06 Speaker 3: Joy, there's easy parking if you get there around six to six thirty. 01:06:11 Speaker 4: No, line, But I agree. Have you had both versions? 01:06:14 Speaker 3: Yes, and I got to take it. 01:06:15 Speaker 4: I've actually never eaten inside. You never eaten because the line intimating, right, do they. 01:06:18 Speaker 5: Ever have something at the restaurant that they don't have available for delivery? 01:06:22 Speaker 4: I don't think so. 01:06:23 Speaker 3: So you really it travels so well. 01:06:25 Speaker 4: It really does travel well. I think that's it. And it's like, yeah, I feel like you're getting the experience. 01:06:29 Speaker 5: Yeah, and it's it's like become a staple of our rotation. 01:06:33 Speaker 4: Right. 01:06:33 Speaker 5: It's good. It's so good, and it's just like kind of simple. You can get like the rice with pork, rice with chicken, some greens and noodles. Yeah. 01:06:43 Speaker 3: Yeah, I've never had the omelet delivered. The pancake, oh that work delivered? 01:06:48 Speaker 4: Yes, very good, very good. I get it with everything. 01:06:51 Speaker 3: Yeah, I always get everything. I can't imagine it without everything. 01:06:54 Speaker 5: I know you need it all. 01:06:55 Speaker 4: Listener, we're talking about a restaurant, right, Yeah. 01:06:58 Speaker 5: It's one of the best. 01:06:59 Speaker 4: We live in, would say, yeah, that makes sense. 01:07:01 Speaker 3: It's a breakfast end which yeah, you live I live in Highland Park, Yo. Yeah, listener, if you're ever in Highland Park, California and you want to wait in a line. Joys the place to go. Go to Joy, but it's a lovely place and it feels like they're almost doing a public service because it's still affordable and it's still very good. 01:07:15 Speaker 4: Yeah. 01:07:16 Speaker 3: Yeah, And your complaint does not really complain about the restaurant. 01:07:18 Speaker 4: No, No, the food is great. I'm just like I want to tell the people in line, like, just so you know, you can have an alternative plan here, right, you can do something else. 01:07:27 Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean complaining about the line there. Actually I was there two nights ago, and this is a complaint about human behavior where the line started getting long and rather than waiting outside, everyone this group decided to start just lining up around tables. So if they were just standing with an inches of us in line, wouldn't if the line was at to the door, would you decide to wait outside the door or would you start to fill up the restaurants? 01:07:52 Speaker 4: Absolutely wait outside. 01:07:53 Speaker 5: This kind of thing happened to me recently at Proof, where I was like get Proof baker right, and I was like getting some stuff with my son. They were like there's a little area and I was like getting some flowers and some I was like looking through some. 01:08:08 Speaker 4: Boat boat bouquets. 01:08:09 Speaker 5: Bouquets an impossible word impossible, and people were like filling in to get in line and getting in our way and like congesting the restaurant. I was like, why are you doing this? They just like wait until there's space and you can just wait outside. 01:08:24 Speaker 3: So yeah, it makes me kind of irrationally angry. 01:08:26 Speaker 5: Me too, I through some comments, why do this? You had to get in? 01:08:31 Speaker 3: Yeah, I started making like I vocalize some sort of complaints. Yeah, probably just annoise. 01:08:42 Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, yay, very passive. 01:08:47 Speaker 5: They'll be like, was that for me? 01:08:49 Speaker 3: I'm kind of liking get closer to Okay, we're going to play a game called Gift a Curse, but I need a number between one and ten from. 01:08:57 Speaker 4: You, from both of them together coming up? Yeah, oh yeah, what if okay? Yeah yeah wait, sorry, we're saying the same time. See if we have the same number. Okay, okay, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, Okay, I want to I want to lock into you. Okay, I have one, Okay, I have between two different options. I'm trying to read where you're at. Okay, on three, we go one, two three, then we. 01:09:20 Speaker 5: Say yeah, one two three four. 01:09:24 Speaker 4: That was my other one, dude, amazing job. 01:09:27 Speaker 3: Five five It feels like a five right, yeah, okay, well I mean. 01:09:31 Speaker 4: It means I thought you were gonna have three n six, so really cool stuff. 01:09:36 Speaker 3: It would have been incredible if you've had we've been doing. 01:09:39 Speaker 4: We actually have found a couple of moments in our course of podcasting where we have been like mentally locked in. Yeah, got is just practice close. Yeah, we were really close. 01:09:49 Speaker 3: Yeah, we'll work on or just agree on one number that you will always oh yeah, yeah, true, simple treat. Okay, I have to do some light calculating to get our game pieces right now. You could erect, commend, promote, do whatever you want. 01:10:01 Speaker 5: I'll be right back, okay, Okay, great listeners. Kyle and I have an incredible podcast called What's Our Podcast where we don't know what our podcasts should be about, so we have a guest come on and they tell us and we try it. We're always searching. We will never not be searching. 01:10:20 Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a fun chance for Beck and I to hang out together. We've known each other since we were eighteen years old. We worked on Saturnight Live together, which was actually a really cool job. Yeah, it was really amazing. With everybody in New York City. And if you think about, like, to me, that's like sort of a comedy institution. I think of like the old school era, and then there was like different eras and just to be a part of it was really really special. And to do it with one of your friends you were obviously you've been one of my friends. 01:10:47 Speaker 5: Yeah, you've been one of my friends. And I made many other friends there and I'm hopefully going to be making more friends. 01:10:54 Speaker 4: We don't do the show anymore, no, No, we are not. So now it's like sort of we're in the podcast. So yeah, we've graduated and we've moved up a notch to podcasting. 01:11:02 Speaker 3: Yeah. 01:11:03 Speaker 4: Now, so it's been really fascinating sort of learning the ins and outs of each other. 01:11:06 Speaker 5: Yeah, definitely the inns the outs, yeah, I've always known about. But the ends are definitely pretty interesting. But we have a lot of fun. So come check us out new episodes every week Wednesday. 01:11:17 Speaker 4: And definitely check out Motown. 01:11:21 Speaker 5: We all we actually want to plug Motown. It's not it's we want to make sure that people it's still getting it's sort. 01:11:28 Speaker 4: Of Arry Gordy's label, Yeah, because if they don't get people don't keep listening to Motown. It will go away and we don't want to go artists. Yes, not the new ones, the old ones. 01:11:42 Speaker 3: The ones that are absolutely dead. 01:11:46 Speaker 4: Yeah. 01:11:46 Speaker 3: Everyone go listen to that podcast. Their podcast is so wonderful. And do you have anything to recommend? 01:11:53 Speaker 5: I just don't. 01:11:56 Speaker 3: No, I don't know. What I've been listening to a lot recently is the first album from the Avalanche? Do you know that album? Since You've been since I left you? 01:12:03 Speaker 4: Oh? 01:12:04 Speaker 3: I listened to this once a year that it just is on the radio or on my stereo of the entire time. It's incredible, Classic Avalanches Since I left you? Now? 01:12:13 Speaker 4: Do you get you? You're you have a recommendation almost every episode? 01:12:17 Speaker 3: Almost never I always forget oh really, So when I actually can, I just kind of try to think of what was I listening to on the way here? Essentially all my memory is horrible. 01:12:27 Speaker 4: And do you get a sense do you ever get any interaction with your listeners of like, oh I like that too? Or do you yes? 01:12:33 Speaker 3: Yeah, which then puts on pressure to like do another recommendation, right, It's like I don't want to let people down with a bad wreck. No, So I'm very careful and just can't remember anything so it keeps me safe. 01:12:47 Speaker 4: And you really you did not like Jaws. 01:12:50 Speaker 3: I liked parts of Jaws. I waited too long to see Jaws. 01:12:55 Speaker 5: That's a fun take. I'm sure you get a lot of a lot of fights with you know, coming in and be like, I gotta say it. 01:13:00 Speaker 4: I don't like John just sucks. Just sucks. 01:13:05 Speaker 3: Okay, We're going to play Gift or a Curse. I'm going to name three things. You will tell me if there are a gift or a curse and why, and then I'll tell you if you're right or wrong because there are correct answers. Okay, yes, and you kind of have to come to a consensus on this, so okay. 01:13:17 Speaker 4: We can do that. 01:13:18 Speaker 5: It's act practicing our mind melding. 01:13:20 Speaker 3: Yeah exactly. 01:13:20 Speaker 4: But we can also like if we're can talk at place, yeah yeah yeah. 01:13:25 Speaker 3: This first one is from a listener named Anna. Gift or a Curse when a driver creeps alongside you in a full parking lot then asks if you're leaving as you walk to your car. 01:13:36 Speaker 5: That hmm, interesting, Well, because you you if you are walking to. 01:13:40 Speaker 3: Your car and you're leaving, you're not in the car, you're you're walking to there, kind of following you. 01:13:47 Speaker 4: I can't really see why how it could be a gift because it's not like you need somebody to take your parking spot. Yeah. To me, listen, I like the act of I love helping people out right, and I like the idea that somebody gets to take this thing that is coveted. Right. Sure, but yeah, I do agree with you that. I just you're you're putting pressure. Immediately. I'm like, I'll be like behind the wheel, like fuck, how quickly can I get out of you? I'm nervous all of a sudden when I know that, like this thing is in play. 01:14:19 Speaker 5: Yeah, And I don't think I would go talk to somebody and be like, hey where you parked leaving? Can I get your spots? 01:14:26 Speaker 4: Like I would just drive around. 01:14:28 Speaker 5: Until I see them. I would maybe follow them like kind of clock them, and if they go in, then I'm like pulling up and putting my blank. 01:14:34 Speaker 4: That's that's what that is. The I think that is a common move. You just sort of park, put your hazards on and then like. 01:14:41 Speaker 5: But also like thinking like if you're a woman and sure guy, like you're leaving like I'm gonna follow you to your car. No, that's a curse. That sounds like a horror movie. So I think we should say curse. 01:14:55 Speaker 4: I think we agree. I'm working with you. 01:15:00 Speaker 5: It's definitely a what is it wrongift gift? 01:15:06 Speaker 3: That's what you and the drivers that you're in a position of power. Now you can walk as and you're getting you know, got eyes on you. You've got somebody kind of taking a look and paying a little attention to you. 01:15:16 Speaker 4: You are twisted. You are twisted. 01:15:18 Speaker 5: I think last time I was here, I got everyone wrong. 01:15:20 Speaker 3: You think you've got to fight today? You absolutely got to fight. No this And also, what a nice connection you can make with another person. 01:15:27 Speaker 4: Your give it. 01:15:28 Speaker 3: You're doing the favor. You're saying, yeah, I can help you out today. 01:15:32 Speaker 5: Yeah, I do see that. We do need more human contacts. Yeah, we are looking for it. 01:15:36 Speaker 3: It kind of gives you whatever you want. You get to make whatever you want of this situation. You can torture them, you can help them out, you can just. 01:15:44 Speaker 5: Maybe kind of go I wasn't going to leave, but if you give me twenty bucks, will you. 01:15:48 Speaker 3: Could threaten them? Yeah, you can demand payment. So it is a gift. So you got one wrong and that's fine so far. The second one is from a listener named Marty Gift or a curse tall people at concerts. 01:16:02 Speaker 5: Okay, now I want to say this is a curse because really, but it seems like I get everything wrong. I'm thinking about it backwards. I'm thinking about it like too obviously or something. So let's talk this out. Tall people at concerts. Why is it good about it? Yeah, they're in your way. 01:16:18 Speaker 4: Well, if we're going off the logic of like whatever, I feel like I could be stretching here, but like, oh, this is a chance for human interaction, kindness, et cetera, et cetera, Like, oh, this is a person who gets to experience this piece of art, right, and like that in itself is maybe positive, right sure? 01:16:38 Speaker 5: For them? 01:16:39 Speaker 2: Yeah? 01:16:39 Speaker 4: Yeah, well I'm arguably for the community who knows. Okay, we'll see, But yes, I think that is the I think that's the most positive thing I could think of. 01:16:49 Speaker 5: Its tall person. 01:16:52 Speaker 3: Yes, you tall people at concerts. 01:16:54 Speaker 5: People, you know, if you're with them and it's hard to see, they could be telling you what's going on. They could be like they're coming on stage, you know, they're picking up the guitar they're waving to the audience. That's if you're really short. 01:17:07 Speaker 3: And you're with the most annoying tall person that's ever lived. 01:17:10 Speaker 4: Kind of a kind of a R. 01:17:11 Speaker 5: Kelly commentary at the concert. I have to I mean, I feel like it. 01:17:19 Speaker 4: I think it's I mean curse. We both immediately correct. 01:17:23 Speaker 3: I mean, how could I possibly say anything different. I mean, it's just been the curse of my life. 01:17:28 Speaker 4: Absolutely. 01:17:29 Speaker 3: I was just in a concert a couple of months ago. I was standing on a thing and the man was still taller than me, really, and he wouldn't get out of the play. 01:17:36 Speaker 5: You know what I can't stand is the people who, well, I don't know, the people who stand up and dance when everybody's sitting. 01:17:43 Speaker 4: Oh, you know that. I disagree. 01:17:46 Speaker 5: I kind of go back on it because I'm like, great, you should stand up and dance. This is wonderful to me. 01:17:52 Speaker 4: See, I don't like the idea of like being seated and being like, oh yeah, I don't like that. It's sort of like giving like kind of the royal court. 01:18:01 Speaker 5: Yeah, I know, I know, but it's. 01:18:04 Speaker 3: I feel like there's like an in between where, like people know, you start to feel that everyone's going to start dancing, so somebody sends up and then it happens quickly. But if one person's just dancing and no one has stood up, sure something's wrong. 01:18:15 Speaker 4: Yeah. 01:18:15 Speaker 5: And it's even more so less that they're in my way and more so that they have become a side show. Yes, I have to look at this for me, and they're bad dancing and showing me how much they're enjoying it, how much it means to them. 01:18:27 Speaker 3: Yeah, you can picture them telling people I love live music, right, Yeah, it's that personality. 01:18:33 Speaker 4: Yeah. I think it's maybe also dependent on like the act, the musical act, Like is this danceable music? Is this music that like people should be dancing too, versus like there's no need to be dancing right now? 01:18:47 Speaker 3: Yeah, you're doing this for yourself attention? Yes, yeah that's terrible. So you got the point, You got the point on. 01:18:53 Speaker 4: The s's for you And at the end, what happens with all the points You get to do whatever you want with them. 01:18:58 Speaker 5: Yeah, we can buy stuff in the store. 01:19:00 Speaker 3: You could go to the general store. The I said no gifts generals Okay. This final one is from a listener named Lonnie Gift or a curse Astrology. 01:19:09 Speaker 5: I will say right away, I love the name Lonnie. 01:19:11 Speaker 3: Lonnie is a great name. I think that's a solid name. 01:19:13 Speaker 5: There was a guy who ran the like cheeseburger like he didn't run it, but he was like one of the main guys that are like local cheeseburger and like ice cream place. His name was Lonnie. 01:19:23 Speaker 4: It's a classic name, classics, really cool. 01:19:25 Speaker 5: Yeah, Lonnie was really nice for something I don't know. I didn't know him very well at all. 01:19:30 Speaker 4: And so like here he is like to surround all the cheeseburgers. 01:19:32 Speaker 5: And all the cheeseburgers and fries and like cheese. 01:19:35 Speaker 4: That's amazing. I think I think I knew a guy like that. 01:19:39 Speaker 5: Yeah, his name was Lannie. 01:19:42 Speaker 4: That's fucking amazing. Great story. 01:19:45 Speaker 5: B again coming in with the. 01:19:49 Speaker 7: Guys. 01:19:50 Speaker 5: The ice cream burger place. 01:19:52 Speaker 4: I remember an old I remember Lonnie from growing up. Actually sort of a cheeseburger based restaurant, kind of a kind of a meat and cheese based burger restaurant. I believe they served ice cream there as well. Yeah, now, what was the name Astrology? 01:20:09 Speaker 3: Actually the name is Lonnie. The gift of a curse is astrology. 01:20:13 Speaker 4: To me, I'm going, I'm my I'm all gift. 01:20:17 Speaker 5: Kyle Is kyle Is is tapped in. 01:20:20 Speaker 3: You're a big astrology person, I I say, you're astral. Yeah, you're on the plane you are. 01:20:28 Speaker 5: Astral, I said, making. 01:20:32 Speaker 4: My feeling is whatever can give people hope. And I feel like in terms of like you know, what's what's your sign? What's your sign? It's a way to connect with people. And I do typically your sounding. I love that right right right to me, I feel like it's yeah, it it serves a similar purpose to religion, and like obviously there's a lot of it, a little bit negativity that comes with religion, and there have been wars, et cetera, et cetera, but like it gives people hope, and that to me is a positive thing. I think most I think largely like you're reading your horoscope to be like maybe something good will happen today. 01:21:29 Speaker 5: Yeah, not like great, something bat will happen. You're not going to it to be like all. 01:21:33 Speaker 4: Right, what shit's gonna happen? I get how that could be a trap too, Yeah, and it could be. 01:21:42 Speaker 5: Yes, I will say, though this is kind of adjacent. You've gotten you're a little you're into the astrology, the tarot cards, the numerology, and you said that this is your enemy year. 01:21:55 Speaker 3: Yeah, oh you create new enemies or your enemies thrive. 01:21:59 Speaker 4: What happens. It's it's just a year where you sort of have to like kind of lay low, Oh, it's it's a bad it's a bad the year. It's not that you're doing yeah exactly, yes, yeah, yeah, and it's proven to be right. 01:22:15 Speaker 5: Interesting. I looked it up because it's my enemy or two and I was kind of like my thing was after talking to Kyle about this, It's like, huh interesting and then I kind of go like, no, like I get to have whatever year I want. 01:22:28 Speaker 3: I'm going to take what I want. Yes, I'm going to stand up for myself absolutely, I think good way to look at it. 01:22:34 Speaker 5: I'm going to create my own luck. 01:22:37 Speaker 4: And I listen, I'm not I'm not succumbing. I'm not like surrendering to the enemy of it all right, But I'm just saying like things are adding up. 01:22:49 Speaker 7: Way. 01:22:50 Speaker 4: Yeah. I was feeling like, Okay, I can see some legitimacy to this, to this concept. 01:22:54 Speaker 5: Because of our Patreon numbers. 01:22:57 Speaker 4: That is one thing. Yes, by the way, patroon dot com support. 01:23:03 Speaker 3: Patreons don't support us support. It's a great service by stocky. 01:23:11 Speaker 5: You might want to pay five dollars a month for not us necessarily anybody. 01:23:17 Speaker 4: So you're gonna say a that's how I feel. But like I am willing to go with curse if you think that, like, I'm willing to go curse for the sake of the game. 01:23:27 Speaker 5: If no, I think, I think I'm gonna go with you. 01:23:29 Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, so we're going to say gift correct, correct, That is a huge relief. 01:23:36 Speaker 3: I think it's wonderful. 01:23:37 Speaker 4: It's fun, it's fun to play. Yeah, who cares if it's real or not. It's like it's a little something. It's a little something. 01:23:43 Speaker 3: Do they still sell the little wrapped up once at the grocery store? 01:23:47 Speaker 4: They must that, I miss, I don't recall. 01:23:49 Speaker 5: The wrap almost look. 01:23:50 Speaker 3: Like a cigarette. Oh yes, and you like a cigarello, Yes, exactly, a cigareo. 01:23:58 Speaker 5: Yeah. 01:23:59 Speaker 3: I haven't seen them in a while, and I loved those. 01:24:01 Speaker 7: Yeah. 01:24:02 Speaker 4: Yeah, no, it's a nice thing to break the ice. What is your sign? 01:24:06 Speaker 3: Libra? 01:24:07 Speaker 4: Okay, me too, that's the thing. I love asking the question. 01:24:10 Speaker 3: But I don't know anything. 01:24:11 Speaker 4: About I know, I wish I had more impact. 01:24:13 Speaker 3: But I'll buy into whatever anybody tells. 01:24:15 Speaker 4: I know that my wife and daughter are both geminis and like that. I can wrap my head. 01:24:20 Speaker 3: They're like the dual, right whin. 01:24:23 Speaker 5: Yeah, we have the birth book. 01:24:27 Speaker 3: Oh I got that on this podcast. 01:24:29 Speaker 4: Really. I love that. 01:24:31 Speaker 3: It's incredible. It's very fun to. 01:24:33 Speaker 5: Read, very fun to read, and it's sometimes it lines up so well. 01:24:36 Speaker 4: Yeah. 01:24:37 Speaker 3: Yeah, and just seeing who else was born on your birthday and that sort of thing a good thing to have a rout. 01:24:42 Speaker 4: Who do you have? I got Beyonce and baseball player Mike Piazza. 01:24:48 Speaker 5: Oh wow, I actually don't know who I have. 01:24:51 Speaker 3: I think maybe John Lennon. 01:24:53 Speaker 4: That's cool, feels maybe are you waiting? Don't tell me your date? December seventh or eighth? 01:25:01 Speaker 3: I mean I could have just stopped you. December October ninth, October first date that John Lennon was murdered. 01:25:11 Speaker 4: I think it was. 01:25:12 Speaker 3: Oh that makes sense, it's horrible winter day. Yeah, wait, when's your birthday? 01:25:17 Speaker 4: You know what? My mother was in labor on Labor Day, September fourth. Very cool. 01:25:25 Speaker 3: Also that movie Labor Day where I think a guy escapes prison. To make a peach pie or something. 01:25:31 Speaker 4: Remember this. 01:25:31 Speaker 5: I don't remember this. 01:25:32 Speaker 3: I remember seeing a trailer where a guy escaped from prison and then they're kind of just like in an intimate position making a peach pie. And this came out in. 01:25:39 Speaker 4: The last It's not one of those ensemble like Valentine's Day. No, it felt very much just like two people. Interesting and I think it was called labor Day. 01:25:47 Speaker 5: I have to see this. 01:25:48 Speaker 3: It sounds incredible. I've made a good pitch for it. Yeah, I sold you on. 01:25:52 Speaker 4: Well you got two out of three. 01:25:53 Speaker 5: That's fantastic, incredible. 01:25:55 Speaker 3: All right, let's answer a listener question here. People are writing into I said, no gives a Gmail dot com just kind of begging for answers. This is hybridser and controversial. Guest made a swing there. My husband's thirty second birthday is coming up, and I don't know what to get him. 01:26:12 Speaker 4: I thirty seven. 01:26:13 Speaker 5: I was like, a thirty second birthday? 01:26:16 Speaker 3: Wow, who's heard of such a thing? 01:26:18 Speaker 4: Thirty seven or thirty second? 01:26:20 Speaker 3: Thirty second seconds? 01:26:22 Speaker 4: Yeah? Righty, do you understand what I thought? I thought it was so many seconds? 01:26:29 Speaker 5: He gets a birthday here, like he wants a thirty second birthday party. 01:26:34 Speaker 4: Oh like okay, right, I was like, what is that? And I heard it as like I'm turning to again for the thirtieth thousand, his thirty neuro diverse. 01:26:49 Speaker 3: Oh wait what, I'm two again? 01:26:55 Speaker 4: Oh no, I'm too again. 01:27:02 Speaker 5: A penny a pen or a penny. 01:27:06 Speaker 3: An it's going to break you. 01:27:09 Speaker 5: Literally don't even make them anymore. 01:27:10 Speaker 4: You don't need that. Well, that's true, knows, I have my I have my decks. I'm going to be thinking about the penny. Here, here's a nickel. 01:27:19 Speaker 3: This man's turning thirty two and she doesn't know what to get him. I'm unemployed and feel weird spending money on him. We have a toddler and he works a lot from home. He loves nice things, but we were saving up for a new deck. I'm lost. Please help love you deeply. That's from Sarah So, her husband is turning thirty two years old. They're they're already saving up for a new deck. She does not want to spend any money on him. 01:27:44 Speaker 4: No money, what is that? 01:27:44 Speaker 3: They're obviously in a fight. 01:27:46 Speaker 4: Is that like less than a dollar or less than one hundred dollars? 01:27:50 Speaker 3: Oh? 01:27:50 Speaker 4: Interesting? 01:27:51 Speaker 5: Right? 01:27:52 Speaker 3: Like she doesn't want to go big, or she wants to make something at home, right, so she should have given that detail. That's the first interpret email I thought, just like not a lot, yeah, yeah, you know, fifty bucks just you know, within that range, or something made at home, or maybe something for the deck. 01:28:11 Speaker 5: Yeah, I was thinking of something for the deck. 01:28:13 Speaker 4: First thing I went to think of was a it was an outdoor like a little pizza oven. 01:28:17 Speaker 5: But that's expense. 01:28:18 Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's if you get one under fifty dollars, you're in trouble. 01:28:20 Speaker 4: Yeah. 01:28:21 Speaker 5: Was going to say, maybe check out Facebook marketplace. Oh yeah, used Nie. 01:28:26 Speaker 3: Right, but then why are they selling? 01:28:27 Speaker 5: Yeah exactly. You can't trust the valves. 01:28:30 Speaker 4: My instinct, which is just to me, like the most down the middle gift that is a home brewery kit. But that's a lot of work. 01:28:40 Speaker 3: It feels like you're giving someone an entirely new hobby. 01:28:43 Speaker 5: Yeah it's a lot, Kyle, like, it's a lot. 01:28:47 Speaker 4: But what see? And I guess you guys had this experience with the wooden spoons. Yeah, a little bit. But to me, like it's like, yeah, but now it's on you, like this is your chance to get into something. 01:28:56 Speaker 3: Sure, I've opened a door for you. Yeah, if you want to walk through great. Yeah, and he loved me great. 01:29:01 Speaker 5: And it's more almost a gift for her if she wants to nag her husband a little bit and be like, are you gonna bris some beer? 01:29:07 Speaker 3: I haven't seen you open the kit So this nagging wife if. 01:29:12 Speaker 5: You want, if she wants to be naggy and spend no money, you want to be a naggy. 01:29:20 Speaker 4: What you know? What I like? Which I think I don't know, maybe this is too niche what what plaid on us? Because like give certificates. Here's the thing, Like it could be too broad, right, but I like an eBay give certificate. Oh interesting, because you can get all sorts of weird things. 01:29:38 Speaker 3: Right for the price. You know, it's you can find all kinds of things for her fifty but. 01:29:44 Speaker 4: Whatever you're into, whatever he's into. Like it's like, I want a vintage race car. 01:29:50 Speaker 5: Poster, right, that sounds great? 01:29:53 Speaker 3: And if he's a shrewd bitter on there, he could get several objects yeah for me. 01:29:58 Speaker 5: Honestly, it's so I don't know, we don't know much about this guy. 01:30:02 Speaker 3: They have the deck, they've got the deck coming up, and that's about it, right, And she's sick of spending money on him. 01:30:07 Speaker 5: I think a cool, old school like sports car poster. 01:30:13 Speaker 3: Okay, interesting, just took Kyle's idea. 01:30:16 Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm supporting Kyle's idea. 01:30:18 Speaker 4: But you're skipping the like gifts, right, and you're saying, like the gift is the poster. That's what you like the most. 01:30:25 Speaker 5: Right? 01:30:26 Speaker 4: Did you have Do you have any race car posters? 01:30:28 Speaker 5: No? 01:30:28 Speaker 4: I had a fucking beautiful. 01:30:31 Speaker 9: Like yeah, sports like It wasn't I don't know if it was a Lamborghini, but it's like right in my room, like you know, like on like a checkered floor, like kind of dark room. 01:30:43 Speaker 4: When I'm older, I'm going to be driving that. 01:30:47 Speaker 3: Can you imagine driving a lamp Ki. 01:30:50 Speaker 5: They're bad, They're supposed to be not good. You can't drive him around. 01:30:54 Speaker 3: No, that's not a practice. 01:30:56 Speaker 4: Wasn't in the cars. It was just like I need to have a car poster. 01:31:00 Speaker 5: Yeah, you're like, this is what guys do? 01:31:02 Speaker 4: People know? 01:31:02 Speaker 3: I'm aware of this object. 01:31:04 Speaker 5: I'm cool and tough and I want a hot rod. 01:31:07 Speaker 4: Yeah. 01:31:07 Speaker 3: I don't think I ever had a car poster. I bought an old Lamborghini poster a few years ago at Goodwill in Palm Springs, thinking, but now it's just sitting in my closet because where does that go. 01:31:18 Speaker 4: In a home? Right? 01:31:19 Speaker 3: Yeah, but it was a fun thing to look at for a minute. Old Lamborghini. 01:31:23 Speaker 4: Yeah, you know you got of course you gotta go to the thing of like, do we frame it? 01:31:28 Speaker 5: Right? 01:31:28 Speaker 3: Am I spending money? 01:31:29 Speaker 4: Am I spending six hundred dollars to frame this dollar? 01:31:36 Speaker 3: Looking up a picture of a Lamborghini? 01:31:37 Speaker 5: I thought I had good like a gift section on my phone. 01:31:43 Speaker 4: Oh, just like gift ideas. 01:31:44 Speaker 5: You know what's really good? It's an amazing gift. The seat wedges in between your car and the middle console put the little do you know about these? Oh it's a stop, something like a stop. It was like a shark take thing. But you put it in there so you no longer you drop your phone in between and under your wedge. 01:32:03 Speaker 4: Yeah. 01:32:03 Speaker 5: It puts in a wedge that it takes away the gap. 01:32:06 Speaker 4: The gap. Yeah, and kind of. 01:32:07 Speaker 3: Doing the car company's drop for them. 01:32:09 Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, really and they because they don't make them, but this other company does. 01:32:13 Speaker 4: And it's a lifesaver. 01:32:15 Speaker 5: That's great because like you're driving, you're looking at directions, you drop your phone. 01:32:18 Speaker 4: It's like awful. 01:32:19 Speaker 3: Then when you're fishing it out, you're scratching your hand under the chair. Yes, terrible feeling. 01:32:25 Speaker 5: So those are like ten bucks then they're they're incredible. 01:32:29 Speaker 3: Little fixes like that are nice gifts. 01:32:31 Speaker 5: Yeah, maybe maybe call it little fixes, little fixes and get them one of those and maybe maybe another little. 01:32:36 Speaker 3: I talk about I got a car garbage can on this show once and it changed my entire life. 01:32:40 Speaker 5: I want to get a car garbage can too. I think car garbage can little stoppers, the stopper and maybe even a one of those big water bottle holders that adapt to the cup holder that it's bigger change their life because they don't hold anything that doesn't know. 01:32:55 Speaker 4: How big is a car garbage can? 01:32:57 Speaker 3: It's probably like this listener, it's like ten by ten inches. 01:33:02 Speaker 4: How many cans is that? 01:33:04 Speaker 3: I bet you could fit if you're crushing them in there? 01:33:08 Speaker 5: Eights supposed to be emptied regularly. There are different sizes of there are little ones for like little pieces. 01:33:13 Speaker 3: Oh interesting, Yeah, wrapper, they can go. 01:33:15 Speaker 5: In the Yeah, they can go in the door. You know that's off in a pocket in the door. Are you doing the one that is like sort of on the passenger on. 01:33:22 Speaker 3: The passenger side, hanging on the back. Yes, so I can kind of just reach and put my garbage in there. 01:33:27 Speaker 5: I think that would be so that. I think that's what it is. 01:33:30 Speaker 3: I think there's the car combo, yes, and maybe the poster post. 01:33:34 Speaker 5: I think you could get that fifty dollars. Yeah, four gifts, it's the car package. 01:33:37 Speaker 4: Yeah, whatever you guys want. 01:33:39 Speaker 5: Hey, we took your idea. 01:33:41 Speaker 4: No, no, it's like kind of changed. But that's wherever you guys want. No, okay, eBay gift certificate. Thank you. 01:33:51 Speaker 3: Well we answered the question perfectly, and I hope she doesn't right back in and now I've got all my gifts. 01:33:56 Speaker 4: This is so lovely. 01:33:57 Speaker 3: I didn't win any money, none of us. I mean, it's kind of good that we don't have to figure out how to share the money. 01:34:02 Speaker 5: Yeah, that would have been complicated. 01:34:03 Speaker 3: That have gotten contentious pretty quick. 01:34:04 Speaker 4: We still we do have the second chance, though, don't forget and I will. 01:34:07 Speaker 5: Yeah, you'll follow up on that and we'll send me. 01:34:10 Speaker 3: Try to get a second chance. 01:34:12 Speaker 4: Okay, I'm gonna I'll just I'm just only going to second chance to cash crush. 01:34:17 Speaker 3: Okay, Okay, Well, this is going to require that you created an account. There's no way that they're just going to say, oh, you win. This is the curse of all new sweepstakes. You know, there was a period when you could like open the candy bar wrapper and it told you if you won. Yeah, and now you have to go to the website. 01:34:32 Speaker 5: Create an account. Yeah, get emails forever for. 01:34:36 Speaker 4: An account, sign into submit code view second chance of promotion that they they are gonna information to bleed you dry. Oh yeah, that is kind of like us a second chance guys. Were the second chance guys? 01:34:49 Speaker 3: Wow love put into that website squarespace dot com. 01:34:57 Speaker 4: A backwards hat cool guys sort of like not quite doing a high five, just going in for it, kind of a they're kind of doing that. What would you high five or shake? 01:35:07 Speaker 3: What does that have to do with the lottery? Two men on a beach giving a high five, maybe because they won. 01:35:15 Speaker 4: Yeah, I feel like this guy is giving this guy a second chance. 01:35:20 Speaker 3: I'm giving you one more try as a friend. Well story, I've had a lovely time with you too. 01:35:26 Speaker 5: Yes, I've had a great time for being here. 01:35:29 Speaker 3: And I'm going to think of something to reveal on your podcast next week. I've got to think of a new something. I have one thing in mind, kind of a crime I committed recently, technically, kind of some moral gray area that I might reveal. 01:35:41 Speaker 5: Great, okay, we can't wait to bring that. 01:35:43 Speaker 4: So I think that that might be the tease. Yes, fantastic. 01:35:46 Speaker 5: I think I think we can look back on I made a note of some things. We revealed my inspiration in life, your inspiration, and you said something too around the same time. 01:35:57 Speaker 3: But you talked about Fab from the yeah, oh yes. 01:36:01 Speaker 5: Yeah, maybe what you said to Fab from the stroke I saw at the satellite. There we go. 01:36:05 Speaker 4: Great. Those are good, good teases. Yeah, incredible teases. We love to tease. 01:36:11 Speaker 3: I'm a total tease. 01:36:15 Speaker 4: Listener. 01:36:15 Speaker 3: The podcast is over, Please do something else. 01:36:18 Speaker 4: I love you, goodbye. 01:36:23 Speaker 3: I said No Gifts is an exactly right production. Our senior producer is Ellis Nelson, and our episodes are beautifully mixed by Ben Holliday. The theme song is by Miracle Worker Amy Mann, and we couldn't do it without our booker, Patrick Coottner. You must follow the show on Instagram at I said No Gifts, That's where you're going to see pictures of all these wonderful gifts I'm getting. And don't you want to see the gifts. 01:36:50 Speaker 5: I invant? 01:36:51 Speaker 1: Did you hear? Funa man myself perfectly clear. When you're I guess them home, you gotta come to me empty, And I said, no, guests, your own presence is presents enough. 01:37:12 Speaker 2: I already had too much stuff, So how do you dare to surbey me