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Speaker 1: But here's my point. Something cool I've done in my life.

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Speaker 1: keep things? Stop what you're not jumping fifteen ten to

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Speaker 1: That's what happens. You get to rest and they keep

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Speaker 1: So you know how fast that ball was going. I

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Speaker 1: twenty miles an hour, man. And that's why my cousin

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Speaker 1: Andrew Gibbles. But another question though, is is it okay

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Speaker 1: Have you ever played catch without a glove? Not not

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Speaker 1: I'm saying you look like a goober as an adult

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Speaker 1: guys were just far too polite. If you look at

419
00:21:10,680 --> 00:21:13,560
Speaker 1: footage and when Sammy Sosa McGuire was hitting him, fans

420
00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:15,520
Speaker 1: if there was a center field where they they're supposed

421
00:21:15,520 --> 00:21:18,040
Speaker 1: to have green in center field because it's a batter's eye.

422
00:21:18,359 --> 00:21:20,480
Speaker 1: You don't know this, Eddie, but it's it makes it.

423
00:21:20,640 --> 00:21:22,520
Speaker 1: You can't have fans behind center field. You gotta be

424
00:21:22,520 --> 00:21:24,320
Speaker 1: able to see the ball. They would block out the ball,

425
00:21:24,640 --> 00:21:27,280
Speaker 1: so all center fields are green. Why wouldn't I know that? Um,

426
00:21:27,520 --> 00:21:30,760
Speaker 1: you act like you don't. I didn't know that. During

427
00:21:30,800 --> 00:21:33,240
Speaker 1: their heyday, dude, fans would run out in the center,

428
00:21:33,600 --> 00:21:35,280
Speaker 1: which you would probably get kicked out of stadium. They

429
00:21:35,280 --> 00:21:37,000
Speaker 1: didn't give an f because they knew that ball was

430
00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:40,160
Speaker 1: worth something. After the fact, these fans are kicking themselves.

431
00:21:40,720 --> 00:21:44,000
Speaker 1: They knew a ball could come to them, But the fact,

432
00:21:44,119 --> 00:21:47,159
Speaker 1: I don't think they had a contingency plan if it

433
00:21:47,280 --> 00:21:50,760
Speaker 1: went in the pit. They needed to think one step ahead. Yeah,

434
00:21:50,760 --> 00:21:54,719
Speaker 1: but there was no they think about it. I want

435
00:21:54,760 --> 00:21:57,760
Speaker 1: to live, that's what they thought. That's a death wish

436
00:21:57,800 --> 00:22:01,440
Speaker 1: jumping in there, Yes, coach, but I'm kidding me. You're

437
00:22:01,480 --> 00:22:04,480
Speaker 1: not dying. You're not dying. Get the upstairs balcony and

438
00:22:04,600 --> 00:22:07,320
Speaker 1: jump off. That's the same height, Yes, yes it is.

439
00:22:08,040 --> 00:22:10,159
Speaker 1: We will measure it. Well, how are we gonna know

440
00:22:10,320 --> 00:22:12,480
Speaker 1: the Toronto heights. It's a lot higher than you think

441
00:22:12,520 --> 00:22:14,560
Speaker 1: when you when you look at the outfield wall, you

442
00:22:14,600 --> 00:22:16,479
Speaker 1: don't think it's that high, right, because they jump up

443
00:22:16,480 --> 00:22:18,240
Speaker 1: and they rob a home run. You think it looks

444
00:22:18,280 --> 00:22:20,840
Speaker 1: so easy. When I went on the field at the Astrodome,

445
00:22:21,400 --> 00:22:23,000
Speaker 1: I ran and tried to jump to the top of

446
00:22:23,080 --> 00:22:25,199
Speaker 1: that wall. I mean it was about a foot over

447
00:22:26,160 --> 00:22:28,000
Speaker 1: the hill. To be fair, coach, you can't really even

448
00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:30,000
Speaker 1: touch your shoulders. So no, no, but I'm saying the

449
00:22:30,280 --> 00:22:32,719
Speaker 1: wall is a lot taller than you think. What I'm saying, though,

450
00:22:32,760 --> 00:22:34,440
Speaker 1: is your your arms don't allow you to go straight

451
00:22:34,520 --> 00:22:37,240
Speaker 1: up in the air. You robbed somebody at Astro's field. No,

452
00:22:37,320 --> 00:22:38,960
Speaker 1: I was running out trying to rob the ball. I

453
00:22:39,080 --> 00:22:40,399
Speaker 1: was trying. I was out running the base and I

454
00:22:40,440 --> 00:22:41,760
Speaker 1: was like, I'm gonna see how it is a robber

455
00:22:41,800 --> 00:22:43,600
Speaker 1: home run? Who threw it to a kid? No, No,

456
00:22:43,800 --> 00:22:46,399
Speaker 1: there was no ball. I was just pretending. Kake kid,

457
00:22:46,520 --> 00:22:50,080
Speaker 1: no ball. I'm gonna throw my balls. K I was pretending.

458
00:22:50,600 --> 00:22:53,679
Speaker 1: But I will say the great one of the greatest

459
00:22:53,720 --> 00:22:55,920
Speaker 1: catches I've ever seen in a Major league stadium. We

460
00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:59,400
Speaker 1: were in St. Louis and the Cardinals were playing the Giants,

461
00:22:59,800 --> 00:23:02,800
Speaker 1: and the Giants were taking batting practice and Forest is

462
00:23:02,840 --> 00:23:05,560
Speaker 1: out in the outfield trying to catch a home run ball.

463
00:23:06,600 --> 00:23:09,920
Speaker 1: How did you guys get on the fields? In the

464
00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:16,440
Speaker 1: bleachers center field bleachers, and Lefty steps up, boom hits it,

465
00:23:17,359 --> 00:23:21,280
Speaker 1: and I look up and I see Forest dive literally

466
00:23:21,880 --> 00:23:25,919
Speaker 1: layout dive and catch it in center field. I mean

467
00:23:25,960 --> 00:23:31,119
Speaker 1: he has a glove. Okay, we're we're seventeen years old, borderline.

468
00:23:32,440 --> 00:23:36,120
Speaker 1: And I see him snagging and he comes running from

469
00:23:36,200 --> 00:23:39,120
Speaker 1: the outfield all the way around home play. I caught

470
00:23:39,200 --> 00:23:42,480
Speaker 1: all Barry Bonds home run ball. I caught a Barry

471
00:23:42,560 --> 00:23:46,560
Speaker 1: Bonds batting practice ball. And I looked down and I said, Forrest,

472
00:23:47,040 --> 00:23:50,960
Speaker 1: that was Desi Wilson, and they looked exactly the same.

473
00:23:51,080 --> 00:23:54,480
Speaker 1: Left handed Boom. He caught a Desi Wilson ball, and

474
00:23:54,560 --> 00:23:56,520
Speaker 1: he spilled a beer all over a woman. And he

475
00:23:56,640 --> 00:23:58,120
Speaker 1: never went back. But he thought he had a Barry

476
00:23:58,160 --> 00:24:00,800
Speaker 1: Bonds ball. That's why he laid out. That's not Willie

477
00:24:00,840 --> 00:24:04,040
Speaker 1: May's kid, that's my hand in my shirt. We'll be

478
00:24:04,160 --> 00:24:14,040
Speaker 1: right back. Some absolutely funny ship on Facebook page when

479
00:24:14,680 --> 00:24:17,360
Speaker 1: somebody found an article about the only person to win

480
00:24:17,400 --> 00:24:20,760
Speaker 1: two Heisman's and it said Archie Griffin and the lady goes.

481
00:24:20,840 --> 00:24:22,760
Speaker 1: I laughed my ass off when my kid brought this

482
00:24:22,880 --> 00:24:25,960
Speaker 1: home and get something from his school. Really, because we

483
00:24:26,119 --> 00:24:28,359
Speaker 1: argued about like a bunch of idiots. No, we didn't argue.

484
00:24:28,359 --> 00:24:31,639
Speaker 1: We we we googled that. We had to google Archie

485
00:24:31,760 --> 00:24:36,080
Speaker 1: Griffin the only person to win too. But what was it?

486
00:24:36,160 --> 00:24:38,560
Speaker 1: What was the so funny about that that someone brought

487
00:24:38,600 --> 00:24:41,440
Speaker 1: it home? Because it's just hilarious that we're sounding like

488
00:24:41,560 --> 00:24:43,119
Speaker 1: dumb masses. And then it's there in a book and

489
00:24:43,160 --> 00:24:46,120
Speaker 1: then somebody else goes, remember Ray and Eddie's argument about

490
00:24:46,119 --> 00:24:48,480
Speaker 1: trees changing color? Well, thanks Fox seven, they just did

491
00:24:48,560 --> 00:24:51,920
Speaker 1: a report tonight. Didn't like. I didn't see that. I

492
00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:54,200
Speaker 1: didn't see that that was funny because it was just

493
00:24:54,280 --> 00:24:56,240
Speaker 1: a dumbass argument and it's an article in a book,

494
00:24:56,240 --> 00:24:58,000
Speaker 1: and ladies like that's just ironic and funny. Is it

495
00:24:58,119 --> 00:25:00,560
Speaker 1: the same with grass too, because my grasp is dying. No,

496
00:25:00,640 --> 00:25:03,280
Speaker 1: I think that's just because we haven't heady rain. Grasses

497
00:25:03,320 --> 00:25:05,840
Speaker 1: are in the root, the leaf is in the tree

498
00:25:05,920 --> 00:25:13,440
Speaker 1: branch of the root, it's in the chlorophyll. That was amazing. Chlorophyll, chloroform,

499
00:25:14,240 --> 00:25:18,120
Speaker 1: that's what colorm know, chloroforms. And when you make people

500
00:25:18,160 --> 00:25:26,720
Speaker 1: pass out allegedly right in la yes, little smell this

501
00:25:27,160 --> 00:25:33,200
Speaker 1: all right? But yeah, now you're gonna tell your story

502
00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:35,920
Speaker 1: and effects are hard on micro is really is people

503
00:25:35,960 --> 00:25:37,399
Speaker 1: that are good at it. Props to them, Yeah, the

504
00:25:37,440 --> 00:25:39,680
Speaker 1: ones that do it for movies. So the bus goes

505
00:25:40,680 --> 00:25:44,359
Speaker 1: and then it drives over here. All right, So here

506
00:25:44,400 --> 00:25:46,760
Speaker 1: we go. My thing about the fans not being prepared.

507
00:25:47,080 --> 00:25:48,600
Speaker 1: It brings me back to being a kid. We were

508
00:25:48,640 --> 00:25:51,880
Speaker 1: going to Bush Stadium, okay, and we knew Bush Stadium

509
00:25:51,880 --> 00:25:54,080
Speaker 1: for batting practice. It was a huge drop off. There

510
00:25:54,160 --> 00:25:55,840
Speaker 1: might have been a pitching thing underneath. It was Big

511
00:25:55,920 --> 00:25:58,440
Speaker 1: mac Land was above, but below there was just a

512
00:25:58,520 --> 00:26:00,479
Speaker 1: nothing zone. No, I think it's the bulb in underneath

513
00:26:00,480 --> 00:26:02,760
Speaker 1: the big Macland. That's where his home run went. So

514
00:26:02,920 --> 00:26:04,639
Speaker 1: me and my brother and sister are like, well, how

515
00:26:04,680 --> 00:26:06,240
Speaker 1: were we gonna get balls if they go in there?

516
00:26:06,640 --> 00:26:08,800
Speaker 1: So we got I don't think we went on the line,

517
00:26:08,960 --> 00:26:10,520
Speaker 1: I don't. We just maybe came up with it on

518
00:26:10,560 --> 00:26:12,520
Speaker 1: our own, okay, And so we would go on the

519
00:26:12,600 --> 00:26:14,920
Speaker 1: top of our house and we invented this thing, a

520
00:26:14,960 --> 00:26:18,720
Speaker 1: baseball glove. I thought it wasn't recording if they wasn't moving.

521
00:26:19,200 --> 00:26:22,040
Speaker 1: We invented a baseball glove and you put rubber bands

522
00:26:22,080 --> 00:26:24,840
Speaker 1: around it, and it's just enough pressure from the rubber

523
00:26:24,840 --> 00:26:26,879
Speaker 1: bands that when the baseball glove reaches the ground, you

524
00:26:26,960 --> 00:26:30,320
Speaker 1: have a rope it picks it up like the claw game. Okay,

525
00:26:30,400 --> 00:26:33,600
Speaker 1: Sam lot, they did that in that they come up

526
00:26:33,600 --> 00:26:37,200
Speaker 1: with all these different ways. They did the whole like,

527
00:26:40,200 --> 00:26:41,920
Speaker 1: so what your John mean is you're full of ship?

528
00:26:42,440 --> 00:26:45,159
Speaker 1: Is that from sand lite coach? They came up with

529
00:26:45,280 --> 00:26:46,960
Speaker 1: fifty ways to try to get the ball from the

530
00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:51,480
Speaker 1: back yard. Was a baseball glove where they wheel forward

531
00:26:51,720 --> 00:27:02,560
Speaker 1: that stop caball three two, and then the ball unless

532
00:27:02,600 --> 00:27:04,840
Speaker 1: there was one with a rubber band. My idea was

533
00:27:05,040 --> 00:27:09,399
Speaker 1: maybe not somebody Yankee Stadium. Guess what if somebody catches

534
00:27:09,480 --> 00:27:11,480
Speaker 1: it in the first row and then drops it onto

535
00:27:11,480 --> 00:27:13,239
Speaker 1: the field. You need to have a glove that can

536
00:27:13,280 --> 00:27:15,080
Speaker 1: go down there with rubber bands and pick it up.

537
00:27:15,200 --> 00:27:17,280
Speaker 1: You have to think ahead of this next home run.

538
00:27:17,400 --> 00:27:20,440
Speaker 1: And here's the problem. Now, is any home run past

539
00:27:20,520 --> 00:27:23,199
Speaker 1: this one, there's going to be fights in the stands.

540
00:27:23,520 --> 00:27:26,840
Speaker 1: There was before. Yes, there's fights for bonds well, but

541
00:27:26,960 --> 00:27:29,440
Speaker 1: not Roger Center. But at Yankee Stadium, why do you

542
00:27:29,480 --> 00:27:31,040
Speaker 1: think there was three dudes down there? Because there are

543
00:27:31,040 --> 00:27:32,800
Speaker 1: the three dudes that survived it. There was a pilot

544
00:27:32,880 --> 00:27:36,359
Speaker 1: twenty dudes after that ball in the bleachers. Did you

545
00:27:36,400 --> 00:27:38,520
Speaker 1: not see it? Oh dude, there were videos. It's just

546
00:27:38,640 --> 00:27:40,240
Speaker 1: a mosh pit of people. I mean, I don't know

547
00:27:40,280 --> 00:27:42,320
Speaker 1: how those guys made it out without shirts ripped and

548
00:27:42,520 --> 00:27:45,399
Speaker 1: eyes black. That's what I'm worried about is when he

549
00:27:45,520 --> 00:27:47,600
Speaker 1: hits one of these ones, like if he hits sixty

550
00:27:47,680 --> 00:27:49,760
Speaker 1: five or something like that, you're worried about that. It's

551
00:27:49,760 --> 00:27:52,959
Speaker 1: a million dollars going in the air. People are crazy.

552
00:27:54,160 --> 00:27:55,920
Speaker 1: How much pressure is it for him? Every time he

553
00:27:55,960 --> 00:27:57,840
Speaker 1: goes it back? Well, it's relief. Now now he just

554
00:27:58,200 --> 00:28:00,600
Speaker 1: now what do you mean? Now, he's just chilling. You

555
00:28:00,640 --> 00:28:02,760
Speaker 1: went six games without a home run, So, yes, he

556
00:28:02,880 --> 00:28:06,560
Speaker 1: was lost stress. He couldn't even you know, you gotta

557
00:28:06,600 --> 00:28:08,840
Speaker 1: crank one off, you know, loosen it up a little bit. Okay,

558
00:28:08,960 --> 00:28:12,040
Speaker 1: you're a pitching against judge, do you give him some

559
00:28:12,160 --> 00:28:14,159
Speaker 1: fastballs in the middle, because you don't want to be

560
00:28:14,160 --> 00:28:16,119
Speaker 1: known as a picture. They gave up the bomb? Why not? No,

561
00:28:16,240 --> 00:28:19,240
Speaker 1: they're not grooving it to Judge. Why not? They're trying

562
00:28:19,280 --> 00:28:21,159
Speaker 1: to not get boozed. Who holds they groove to too?

563
00:28:21,160 --> 00:28:25,159
Speaker 1: So we got not not six two sixty three now

564
00:28:26,040 --> 00:28:30,520
Speaker 1: because that's not the record. But but right, but pooh

565
00:28:30,520 --> 00:28:32,520
Speaker 1: holes is older. It was a thing. A tippy would

566
00:28:32,520 --> 00:28:34,880
Speaker 1: be your hat. Some gratitude. Here you go, old man, congrats,

567
00:28:34,920 --> 00:28:36,320
Speaker 1: here you go, take your cane and get out of here.

568
00:28:36,680 --> 00:28:40,000
Speaker 1: For for Aaron Judge, it's more, don't want to be

569
00:28:40,080 --> 00:28:43,040
Speaker 1: a pussy, but I want to coach Bleep that I

570
00:28:44,320 --> 00:28:47,200
Speaker 1: don't wonder. I don't want to just go after him

571
00:28:47,200 --> 00:28:49,160
Speaker 1: because he's gonna hit a home run. Can I make

572
00:28:49,240 --> 00:28:50,760
Speaker 1: it look like I'm kind of going after him, but

573
00:28:50,800 --> 00:28:52,800
Speaker 1: throw it a little bit towards the outside. They're in

574
00:28:52,840 --> 00:28:54,440
Speaker 1: this weird space right now, and they don't want to

575
00:28:54,480 --> 00:28:56,120
Speaker 1: be put in the record books in Canton. I do.

576
00:28:56,200 --> 00:29:00,240
Speaker 1: I think it'd be hilarious if Judge some times it

577
00:29:00,320 --> 00:29:03,120
Speaker 1: crossed over. If Judge did a press conference and he

578
00:29:03,200 --> 00:29:04,960
Speaker 1: goes up there and says, like, you know, I'm just

579
00:29:05,320 --> 00:29:07,400
Speaker 1: it's great. I mean, it's great to be in the situation,

580
00:29:07,520 --> 00:29:09,160
Speaker 1: you know. Like I've been talking to the league a

581
00:29:09,160 --> 00:29:10,880
Speaker 1: little bit. I asked him, if I can do steroids

582
00:29:10,880 --> 00:29:12,320
Speaker 1: for a couple of days, I could deep the record

583
00:29:14,160 --> 00:29:17,600
Speaker 1: like That's what I'm here for, dude. That as hilarious

584
00:29:17,640 --> 00:29:21,320
Speaker 1: as I went to the commissioner, Rob Manfred and I said, hey, man,

585
00:29:21,840 --> 00:29:23,840
Speaker 1: since Bonds and so so were on steroids, you think

586
00:29:23,840 --> 00:29:26,640
Speaker 1: I could jump on the steroids just I mean, I'll

587
00:29:26,680 --> 00:29:28,960
Speaker 1: only use them for two weeks. They got the whole season.

588
00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:33,440
Speaker 1: What do you think? I ended up talking to the commissioner.

589
00:29:33,480 --> 00:29:36,000
Speaker 1: He's gonna talk to the pictures for this weekend series

590
00:29:36,040 --> 00:29:38,600
Speaker 1: here against Baltimore. See if the pictures can groove them

591
00:29:38,600 --> 00:29:43,200
Speaker 1: like they did the Pooholes. Let's get some of those

592
00:29:43,200 --> 00:29:46,080
Speaker 1: pictures up in here. Did that be great? And made

593
00:29:46,080 --> 00:29:48,800
Speaker 1: me watch? Course? I mean, because then the pressure is

594
00:29:48,840 --> 00:29:51,040
Speaker 1: even more that if he knows it's coming straight down

595
00:29:51,080 --> 00:29:54,160
Speaker 1: the middle, like it's still still can't hit that? Yes,

596
00:29:54,600 --> 00:29:56,800
Speaker 1: like he's still like, God, I didn't know home running.

597
00:29:56,800 --> 00:29:59,480
Speaker 1: I knew it was coming. That's funny, man. He is

598
00:29:59,560 --> 00:30:02,880
Speaker 1: built be a home run hitter though he's already got

599
00:30:03,200 --> 00:30:05,640
Speaker 1: beautiful man. Because it's if it's a it's physics. Really,

600
00:30:05,760 --> 00:30:09,560
Speaker 1: so there's a trajectory you do you need Do you

601
00:30:09,600 --> 00:30:12,560
Speaker 1: need a calculator? No? But you know what I do

602
00:30:12,680 --> 00:30:16,040
Speaker 1: is love. I love less raise. Mathematical lessons are the best.

603
00:30:16,120 --> 00:30:19,160
Speaker 1: So it's it's it's all about it's algorithms, not algorithm

604
00:30:19,160 --> 00:30:22,000
Speaker 1: and it's all about pie formulas, you know, in ninety

605
00:30:22,040 --> 00:30:24,720
Speaker 1: degree angle, but they always show the exit velocity. Exit

606
00:30:24,800 --> 00:30:27,440
Speaker 1: velocity has to be above an angle of like forty degrees.

607
00:30:27,600 --> 00:30:31,080
Speaker 1: Divide that by what? No division here, Judge. Because of

608
00:30:31,280 --> 00:30:35,040
Speaker 1: his height and his build, he's already got that exit

609
00:30:35,200 --> 00:30:39,480
Speaker 1: velocity and angle built in, whereas al too has to

610
00:30:39,640 --> 00:30:44,960
Speaker 1: create so much more power, Aaron, Judge, Dude, the trajectory

611
00:30:45,080 --> 00:30:50,680
Speaker 1: is already, it's inherent. So nobody even like swings like

612
00:30:50,720 --> 00:30:52,640
Speaker 1: they're gonna hit a home run in in the majors,

613
00:30:53,040 --> 00:30:56,080
Speaker 1: Like right, everybody's swings. He what he's been doing the

614
00:30:56,160 --> 00:30:58,760
Speaker 1: last couple of games is just swinging for the fences,

615
00:30:59,240 --> 00:31:00,680
Speaker 1: and I feel like everyone else it's just like, oh,

616
00:31:00,760 --> 00:31:04,880
Speaker 1: they barely swung and it's out of it's out of here, right, Yeah,

617
00:31:05,360 --> 00:31:07,320
Speaker 1: except for like Gallo. I mean, he swings for the

618
00:31:07,360 --> 00:31:09,600
Speaker 1: fences every damn time. What about your boyfriend you used

619
00:31:09,600 --> 00:31:13,000
Speaker 1: to play for the Cubs, Joker guy. He would swing

620
00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:19,840
Speaker 1: from his shoot, I mean every time. So you know

621
00:31:19,920 --> 00:31:22,000
Speaker 1: he's known for striking out and swinging at terrible pitches.

622
00:31:22,600 --> 00:31:24,400
Speaker 1: Did you see the hundred and two year old Nune

623
00:31:24,520 --> 00:31:27,120
Speaker 1: mother lady? They used to sister Jean, Mr Jean throw

624
00:31:27,160 --> 00:31:29,400
Speaker 1: a pitch of the Cubs game, the one from Illinois.

625
00:31:29,720 --> 00:31:33,080
Speaker 1: They wheeled her out one. She was one ft away

626
00:31:33,080 --> 00:31:34,480
Speaker 1: from the catcher and she threw it and it just

627
00:31:34,560 --> 00:31:37,520
Speaker 1: went like six inches and fell straight down. And somebody

628
00:31:37,560 --> 00:31:40,400
Speaker 1: did a meme tould give something of Harvey Bayas swinging

629
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Speaker 1: at it. And it's a great one too, because it's

630
00:31:44,720 --> 00:31:49,560
Speaker 1: a really good photoshop, I mean accurate. So do these

631
00:31:49,600 --> 00:31:52,360
Speaker 1: guys swing up because like my kid's little league team,

632
00:31:52,400 --> 00:31:54,280
Speaker 1: like you know, like the coaches are always like swing level,

633
00:31:54,400 --> 00:31:57,120
Speaker 1: swing level, soon straight don't go up because all the

634
00:31:57,200 --> 00:31:59,480
Speaker 1: kids naturally want to swing up to hit the homer.

635
00:32:00,360 --> 00:32:02,400
Speaker 1: So how do these guys you feel like they do

636
00:32:02,640 --> 00:32:04,880
Speaker 1: swing up more now because the launch angle. They want

637
00:32:04,920 --> 00:32:07,200
Speaker 1: that launch And that's what you were trying to break down. No,

638
00:32:07,320 --> 00:32:09,120
Speaker 1: he did. He did it in the mathematical sense, but

639
00:32:09,160 --> 00:32:11,600
Speaker 1: he didn't name it. But I'm naming it launch angle.

640
00:32:11,720 --> 00:32:13,880
Speaker 1: You tell your kids they need to sign it. Wasn't

641
00:32:13,960 --> 00:32:15,840
Speaker 1: as a kid, I always swung through the ball, never

642
00:32:15,920 --> 00:32:18,120
Speaker 1: got home runs. But then I learned about launch angle.

643
00:32:18,520 --> 00:32:20,760
Speaker 1: You tell your kids it's just like golf. They're not

644
00:32:20,920 --> 00:32:23,760
Speaker 1: aiming for the ball, they're aiming for just below it.

645
00:32:25,560 --> 00:32:29,440
Speaker 1: I love that cooked it. Yeah, I don't think you

646
00:32:29,480 --> 00:32:35,280
Speaker 1: want if you hit the bottom of the ball in

647
00:32:35,320 --> 00:32:39,680
Speaker 1: the base there. I mean, if I'm just I'm just

648
00:32:39,760 --> 00:32:41,960
Speaker 1: looking at the dynamics of it, Like if you got

649
00:32:42,080 --> 00:32:43,760
Speaker 1: a ball, there's a ball and you hit right here,

650
00:32:43,800 --> 00:32:45,920
Speaker 1: it's gonna go straight out, it's gonna go Yeah. I

651
00:32:45,960 --> 00:32:47,520
Speaker 1: don't think that's right. I want to hit it right

652
00:32:47,600 --> 00:32:50,240
Speaker 1: there in the middle and makes solid. But I don't know.

653
00:32:50,960 --> 00:32:53,440
Speaker 1: Maybe I'm wrong because if you hit the bottom of it, yeah,

654
00:32:55,160 --> 00:32:57,000
Speaker 1: that's weird. I hate to be watching TV as we're

655
00:32:57,000 --> 00:32:59,920
Speaker 1: doing this. Do they really have the Allegheny River right

656
00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:01,720
Speaker 1: behind him? Or if they're in New York? Is that

657
00:33:01,840 --> 00:33:05,880
Speaker 1: honestly the HUDs No, it's a screen coach it is. Yeah. Yeah,

658
00:33:07,120 --> 00:33:09,320
Speaker 1: so they're not really on the river. Let me tell

659
00:33:09,360 --> 00:33:13,640
Speaker 1: you they're on the river. It's not worth all that production.

660
00:33:13,800 --> 00:33:18,960
Speaker 1: Like you Oh my gosh, s he did play right,

661
00:33:19,040 --> 00:33:22,840
Speaker 1: he played It's awesome. No, they're on the river, man, dude,

662
00:33:23,280 --> 00:33:26,000
Speaker 1: did they fake that? No? They're not. Okay, check it out,

663
00:33:26,040 --> 00:33:28,400
Speaker 1: you guys, watch for the next ten days. Tell me

664
00:33:28,920 --> 00:33:31,600
Speaker 1: if there's cars moving in the background. Though it's a video,

665
00:33:31,680 --> 00:33:34,080
Speaker 1: click can do a video loop. Tell me if the

666
00:33:34,160 --> 00:33:37,160
Speaker 1: weather changes. If you watch one day and it's gray

667
00:33:37,240 --> 00:33:40,560
Speaker 1: and it's raining, and is this a green screen? The

668
00:33:40,600 --> 00:33:42,520
Speaker 1: guy to flow, that's real. He's there. He gets hit

669
00:33:42,560 --> 00:33:47,920
Speaker 1: by football, He's there, he's there. No, come on, tell

670
00:33:47,960 --> 00:33:50,320
Speaker 1: me that that that has to be real. So you're

671
00:33:50,360 --> 00:33:52,080
Speaker 1: telling me that building is not just chilling on the

672
00:33:52,120 --> 00:33:59,080
Speaker 1: Allegheny or whatever that is. He has the best touchdown celebrations.

673
00:33:59,480 --> 00:34:01,120
Speaker 1: I mean, if the name of Wattle, you gotta do that,

674
00:34:01,280 --> 00:34:03,320
Speaker 1: that's hilarious. That's the only reason I drafted him. So

675
00:34:03,360 --> 00:34:05,160
Speaker 1: every time on red zone scores a touchdown, I'm in

676
00:34:05,160 --> 00:34:07,800
Speaker 1: the living room. I go My wife's like, what are

677
00:34:07,880 --> 00:34:13,200
Speaker 1: you doing on the wattle? Like a pedal pedophile? Why

678
00:34:13,320 --> 00:34:16,160
Speaker 1: is that pedophile? I don't know what is pedophilic about?

679
00:34:17,120 --> 00:34:19,480
Speaker 1: Like Eli Apple, Like I feel like, if he ever

680
00:34:19,520 --> 00:34:23,399
Speaker 1: gets to pick six, he needs to be like, oh,

681
00:34:23,520 --> 00:34:26,160
Speaker 1: pick it. He picks it and then and that doesn't happen,

682
00:34:26,640 --> 00:34:27,719
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. If you got a cool

683
00:34:27,760 --> 00:34:30,520
Speaker 1: last name like that, roll with it. Cousin. Let's go

684
00:34:30,680 --> 00:34:33,440
Speaker 1: around and think of guys with cousins. Cousins. Dude, he

685
00:34:33,600 --> 00:34:36,160
Speaker 1: was like, goes there and then he kisses he acts

686
00:34:36,200 --> 00:34:38,160
Speaker 1: like he's walking with a cousin and then kisses him.

687
00:34:38,160 --> 00:34:42,360
Speaker 1: And then he says, we're from Arkansas kissing my cousin. Huh, Okay,

688
00:34:42,400 --> 00:34:45,719
Speaker 1: anybody else got a good one? Peddy mahomes like a home,

689
00:34:46,480 --> 00:34:49,879
Speaker 1: my homes. No, yeah, like a roof, no no car,

690
00:34:50,360 --> 00:34:54,640
Speaker 1: everybody get my college. He ain't gonna be scoring, so

691
00:34:54,719 --> 00:34:56,640
Speaker 1: they're gonna be none of that. What do you mean

692
00:34:56,680 --> 00:34:59,160
Speaker 1: he's not gonna be scoring. He's gonna run the ball in. Yeah,

693
00:34:59,560 --> 00:35:01,960
Speaker 1: he never is that. Okay, throw a touchdown that way.

694
00:35:01,960 --> 00:35:03,680
Speaker 1: You're gonna do that every single time. That's true. He

695
00:35:03,719 --> 00:35:05,520
Speaker 1: throws a touchdown. The wide receiver, the one that gets

696
00:35:06,080 --> 00:35:09,279
Speaker 1: Tannehill jumps on a hill. Tanne Hill, he lays out.

697
00:35:09,320 --> 00:35:13,280
Speaker 1: He actually gets the tank and then gets on the hill. Tanny.

698
00:35:13,320 --> 00:35:16,439
Speaker 1: I think the Tanny one would be funnier. Tannehill. Hey

699
00:35:16,640 --> 00:35:19,360
Speaker 1: King Henry, you gotta pull a crown out of the

700
00:35:20,239 --> 00:35:21,440
Speaker 1: You have to have it under the goal put and

701
00:35:21,440 --> 00:35:24,480
Speaker 1: then they carry they all carry you crown. Oh, yes,

702
00:35:25,520 --> 00:35:28,160
Speaker 1: that would be awesome. That would be the best celebration.

703
00:35:28,280 --> 00:35:30,960
Speaker 1: Is nobody taught? Do? They do not have creative teams? Dude?

704
00:35:30,960 --> 00:35:32,960
Speaker 1: If he scored a touchdown, his team. It left him

705
00:35:33,040 --> 00:35:34,960
Speaker 1: up like he was a king. Ain't nobody carrying king

706
00:35:36,200 --> 00:35:39,719
Speaker 1: humous with the crown. There's no way a field guy

707
00:35:39,800 --> 00:35:41,920
Speaker 1: is gonna be competent enough to hide a crown in

708
00:35:41,960 --> 00:35:44,600
Speaker 1: the end. That's very true. Come on, anybody else you

709
00:35:44,640 --> 00:35:51,600
Speaker 1: got Yeah, let's see Cooper Cup a cup? Why are

710
00:35:51,680 --> 00:35:53,799
Speaker 1: all these guys not doing battle? Is the only one

711
00:35:55,080 --> 00:35:57,480
Speaker 1: because Wattles is so easy to tell what it is.

712
00:35:57,880 --> 00:36:00,239
Speaker 1: Cooper Cup would be pimper Cooper Cup. He acts like

713
00:36:00,280 --> 00:36:02,759
Speaker 1: he's serving a beard and he's just drinking out of

714
00:36:02,760 --> 00:36:07,080
Speaker 1: a cup. There it is Cooper Cup. Baby, it's not bad.

715
00:36:08,040 --> 00:36:12,839
Speaker 1: J J. Watt Nick Chubby Chubb. He pulls his pants down.

716
00:36:16,960 --> 00:36:19,399
Speaker 1: Remember Eagel Elliott, he goes and grabbed the checks. Tit.

717
00:36:20,880 --> 00:36:23,920
Speaker 1: That's not Elliott, that's not Elliot. Dude, that has nothing

718
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:28,200
Speaker 1: to do with him. A dude, you're telling me that's fake.

719
00:36:28,440 --> 00:36:31,560
Speaker 1: That's not real. That's a's a TV screen. Guys, there's

720
00:36:31,600 --> 00:36:33,320
Speaker 1: no way that boat is going by. No, it's not.

721
00:36:33,880 --> 00:36:36,560
Speaker 1: Look how pretty that picture is. Do you think with

722
00:36:36,880 --> 00:36:39,080
Speaker 1: all the lights in the studio you're gonna see the

723
00:36:39,160 --> 00:36:43,120
Speaker 1: outside window that well? Weather in New York today it's

724
00:36:43,239 --> 00:36:45,680
Speaker 1: freaking Okay, who else? Who else is there? Who else?

725
00:36:45,719 --> 00:36:47,920
Speaker 1: Who else are you? It's a snow storm right now?

726
00:36:48,080 --> 00:36:54,640
Speaker 1: Garpolo pizza? No, Garpolo's pizza close but not there. Bye.

727
00:36:54,719 --> 00:36:58,080
Speaker 1: He acts like he's throwing the pizza. Lamar Jackson, he doesn't.

728
00:36:58,080 --> 00:37:02,200
Speaker 1: Michael Jackson or five dollar bill? Five dollar bill? Is that?

729
00:37:02,360 --> 00:37:05,839
Speaker 1: Who's bill? Dr Jackson? That's too much, I mean, that's

730
00:37:05,840 --> 00:37:10,120
Speaker 1: what it's too complicated. Yeah, hill, he could do that.

731
00:37:10,160 --> 00:37:12,839
Speaker 1: He can do a hill. Climbing up the hill. Yeah,

732
00:37:12,840 --> 00:37:14,680
Speaker 1: I think it's climbing up a mountain. When you climb

733
00:37:14,760 --> 00:37:16,120
Speaker 1: up a hill. He just wants there anyone with the

734
00:37:16,160 --> 00:37:24,800
Speaker 1: last name mountain. Um, no, no, jj what I'm telling you, McCaffrey, McCaffrey, McCaffrey,

735
00:37:24,880 --> 00:37:27,960
Speaker 1: just say doctor, doctors. He grubs his leg, but it's

736
00:37:28,040 --> 00:37:35,960
Speaker 1: him really hurt. Oh, Barkley, Mark, these guys, that'd be whole.

737
00:37:36,160 --> 00:37:41,360
Speaker 1: That's good, right. He goes to the camera, Jamar Chase,

738
00:37:44,320 --> 00:37:47,839
Speaker 1: That dude, that's great. Why are we not doing? Hey

739
00:37:49,080 --> 00:37:53,880
Speaker 1: burrow wheel barrow digging in the ground. That's great. Like

740
00:37:54,040 --> 00:38:02,440
Speaker 1: Burrow's burrow. That's burying though, no burrow buring. Buring Burrow

741
00:38:02,560 --> 00:38:06,720
Speaker 1: is when you Hibernate. I didn't know that. My cats

742
00:38:06,760 --> 00:38:09,360
Speaker 1: a Bengal and whenever he goes into his little in

743
00:38:09,440 --> 00:38:11,720
Speaker 1: his couch, he burrows, and so we call him Joe Burrow.

744
00:38:11,840 --> 00:38:15,200
Speaker 1: That's amazing. I mean, you're right. I don't think they

745
00:38:15,239 --> 00:38:18,440
Speaker 1: have any creativity, Like the defensive players have no creativity.

746
00:38:18,440 --> 00:38:21,279
Speaker 1: Because we're on year two of everybody's celebrating the end

747
00:38:21,320 --> 00:38:22,960
Speaker 1: zone and post for a picture like I thought that

748
00:38:23,040 --> 00:38:25,640
Speaker 1: was last year. What does that tell you? Nobody has forethought?

749
00:38:25,880 --> 00:38:28,280
Speaker 1: We know they do because they have. They have handshakes.

750
00:38:28,320 --> 00:38:31,120
Speaker 1: They have really cool handshakes they do, And I'm like, wow,

751
00:38:31,239 --> 00:38:32,600
Speaker 1: how do you remember that? And you can't come up

752
00:38:32,600 --> 00:38:34,880
Speaker 1: with a new touchdown celebrating You gotta think those dumbasses

753
00:38:34,920 --> 00:38:37,080
Speaker 1: practiced that in like for hours for sure, Like the

754
00:38:37,320 --> 00:38:40,439
Speaker 1: Aaron Rodgers psychedelic drink like everybody's taking the mushrooms or whatever.

755
00:38:40,560 --> 00:38:42,200
Speaker 1: That was fun. Do they get made fun of when

756
00:38:42,200 --> 00:38:45,480
Speaker 1: they're practicing the little handshakes? No, they probably do in

757
00:38:45,520 --> 00:38:50,040
Speaker 1: the shower. Sorry Mr hand hit your dick there? Sorry?

758
00:38:54,080 --> 00:39:02,040
Speaker 1: Who else? Uh? That's all I got? Swift? What what? What?

759
00:39:02,520 --> 00:39:04,759
Speaker 1: What if he does? Taylor Swift? How are you going

760
00:39:04,800 --> 00:39:07,320
Speaker 1: to know that? Start singing, how are you gonna know?

761
00:39:07,440 --> 00:39:12,440
Speaker 1: That's Taylor Swift? Knew you? You know, they just show him.

762
00:39:12,600 --> 00:39:15,360
Speaker 1: You sing, you play guitar like Swift and then you

763
00:39:15,400 --> 00:39:19,880
Speaker 1: get the hair. James Robinson he robbed somebody. Oh he

764
00:39:19,960 --> 00:39:22,880
Speaker 1: gets a gun and they all put their hands up.

765
00:39:23,600 --> 00:39:27,560
Speaker 1: Robbed him. Actually that's kind of cool. But but Violet,

766
00:39:27,800 --> 00:39:36,280
Speaker 1: he dig digs Stefon Diggs. His dance is the shovel, dude,

767
00:39:36,360 --> 00:39:39,680
Speaker 1: that's his dance. Dude, it was red Zone would be amazing.

768
00:39:40,120 --> 00:39:41,719
Speaker 1: Now all I have to root for his wattle and

769
00:39:41,719 --> 00:39:43,960
Speaker 1: then wattle around I get called. Here's the thing, boys,

770
00:39:45,640 --> 00:39:48,360
Speaker 1: here's the thing. If any of those mother start doing that,

771
00:39:48,800 --> 00:39:51,040
Speaker 1: you know they got it from here. Oh, someone definitely

772
00:39:51,080 --> 00:39:53,320
Speaker 1: hit him up and let star Losers gave you a

773
00:39:53,520 --> 00:39:57,880
Speaker 1: great idea for our dance. Can we talk about your show? No,

774
00:39:57,960 --> 00:39:59,239
Speaker 1: we don't need to talk about my show. We need

775
00:39:59,320 --> 00:40:02,799
Speaker 1: to you need the promotion. Couch. No, No, it's not good,

776
00:40:02,960 --> 00:40:06,040
Speaker 1: bad out of hell this coach no one's mind. October.

777
00:40:06,239 --> 00:40:08,160
Speaker 1: Why don't you go? You'll need to go. They sold

778
00:40:08,239 --> 00:40:11,799
Speaker 1: four tickets, Coach, this is a thousand person venue. They've

779
00:40:11,840 --> 00:40:15,239
Speaker 1: sold four tickets. The actual show has sold tickets you're

780
00:40:15,280 --> 00:40:22,359
Speaker 1: saying lunch. Maybe they know that lunch chart. You know, Coach,

781
00:40:22,440 --> 00:40:25,040
Speaker 1: you see when bones you know when bones Like does no, no,

782
00:40:25,320 --> 00:40:26,719
Speaker 1: we don't even talking about it, but you know when

783
00:40:26,760 --> 00:40:29,160
Speaker 1: bones Like has like and he looks like there's only

784
00:40:29,200 --> 00:40:31,360
Speaker 1: four tickets left, like, yeah, that's the opposite of that.

785
00:40:38,239 --> 00:40:41,600
Speaker 1: Those that means available. Oh is that even possible? I

786
00:40:41,640 --> 00:40:46,560
Speaker 1: don't know, is there is there away? They'll they'll cancel

787
00:40:46,600 --> 00:40:47,960
Speaker 1: the show. Like, do you think there's a chance of

788
00:40:48,040 --> 00:40:56,320
Speaker 1: them canceling the show? You need everyone, Chris being Michael,

789
00:40:56,880 --> 00:41:01,200
Speaker 1: anyone in Vegas? Goat where do they go? Ticketmaster dot Com?

790
00:41:02,200 --> 00:41:05,279
Speaker 1: Out of hell Saturday night? And we want to go

791
00:41:05,400 --> 00:41:08,040
Speaker 1: play Buffalo again. We will go to the show. Are

792
00:41:08,080 --> 00:41:12,000
Speaker 1: you really gonna go? No? If they'll fly us out out,

793
00:41:12,120 --> 00:41:14,800
Speaker 1: guess what first thing I'm gonna do Cosmo Buffalo Machine.

794
00:41:14,840 --> 00:41:16,879
Speaker 1: Second thing I'm gonna do drink. Third thing I'm gonna

795
00:41:16,920 --> 00:41:20,400
Speaker 1: do go to bat at it the Buffalo Machine. And

796
00:41:20,400 --> 00:41:24,040
Speaker 1: I'm telling that one Thefalo was Bellaggio. That's where I

797
00:41:24,200 --> 00:41:26,960
Speaker 1: was when it hit. No sit the wrong guito? No

798
00:41:27,239 --> 00:41:30,480
Speaker 1: is that aria? No the one that hit four bag?

799
00:41:31,320 --> 00:41:33,359
Speaker 1: So I need to go Cosmos where you went so well,

800
00:41:33,520 --> 00:41:36,319
Speaker 1: Cosmo High Limits is where my boy Bob Mentory hit

801
00:41:36,360 --> 00:41:40,880
Speaker 1: for a hundred thousand and then he's not Cosmos, that

802
00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:45,880
Speaker 1: car Daddy Cosmo apparently Justin Bieber's chick. Yeah, Hayley just

803
00:41:46,040 --> 00:41:48,160
Speaker 1: went on Color Daddy and talked about their sex life.

804
00:41:48,239 --> 00:41:50,279
Speaker 1: I know, I've been talking about Color Daddy for two years.

805
00:41:50,320 --> 00:41:53,160
Speaker 1: It was amazing and she and she's sitting there, she goes, oh,

806
00:41:53,239 --> 00:41:55,000
Speaker 1: I've actually never talked about this before, and like, now

807
00:41:55,040 --> 00:41:57,040
Speaker 1: you're gonna do it. You don't have to talk about

808
00:41:57,040 --> 00:41:59,800
Speaker 1: any time about hear and Selina, him and Selena and

809
00:42:00,080 --> 00:42:03,840
Speaker 1: she was together with with Justin when Justin was with Selina,

810
00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:08,239
Speaker 1: like crazy, you listen to it? Why are you talking

811
00:42:08,320 --> 00:42:14,480
Speaker 1: like you? He asked me, do you he listened to

812
00:42:15,680 --> 00:42:18,960
Speaker 1: you listen to that? I'm so confused right now. I

813
00:42:19,040 --> 00:42:22,600
Speaker 1: watched on TikTok. You listen to that Craft is on.

814
00:42:23,080 --> 00:42:24,560
Speaker 1: How many times are we gonna say the name of

815
00:42:25,040 --> 00:42:29,799
Speaker 1: effing podcast car Daddy. You know who's gonna be calling

816
00:42:29,800 --> 00:42:34,120
Speaker 1: her daddy? Has been calling Brady Daddy this weekend. That's

817
00:42:34,120 --> 00:42:36,960
Speaker 1: the dumbest thing you ever said. No, it's not is hey.

818
00:42:37,360 --> 00:42:39,560
Speaker 1: We started to see the decline of Brady right before us.

819
00:42:39,840 --> 00:42:43,880
Speaker 1: Nobody's calling it out. What nobody wants to what he's dying?

820
00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:46,480
Speaker 1: Have you seen this base find with a couple's account

821
00:42:46,560 --> 00:42:49,760
Speaker 1: had ten dollars left and Brady could even come close.

822
00:42:49,880 --> 00:42:53,239
Speaker 1: He's malnourished. Who were you betting on Brady against two?

823
00:42:54,320 --> 00:42:57,040
Speaker 1: Why would you bet that? Tell me what I don't know?

824
00:42:57,120 --> 00:42:59,200
Speaker 1: Tell me about that game. It literally wasn't me Beser

825
00:42:59,239 --> 00:43:01,600
Speaker 1: pick the nineties rather go to Tampa. She went Tampa

826
00:43:01,640 --> 00:43:03,560
Speaker 1: Bay and she went San Francis. Well, yes, I understand that,

827
00:43:03,680 --> 00:43:07,520
Speaker 1: but there was no logical reasons. There's no logical reason

828
00:43:07,600 --> 00:43:09,920
Speaker 1: that Tampa Bay should have won that game. They had

829
00:43:10,040 --> 00:43:13,960
Speaker 1: nobody playing. Evans was out, Godwin was out. They don't

830
00:43:13,960 --> 00:43:18,880
Speaker 1: even use break the Scotty Miller. He was supposed to

831
00:43:18,880 --> 00:43:22,600
Speaker 1: be Brady's boy. Well, he must he must have done something.

832
00:43:22,840 --> 00:43:26,920
Speaker 1: They were missing their top two white, their whole had

833
00:43:26,920 --> 00:43:29,360
Speaker 1: been on the other team for They found him at

834
00:43:29,400 --> 00:43:31,120
Speaker 1: a bar and then they're like, hey, will you come back?

835
00:43:31,280 --> 00:43:34,400
Speaker 1: He was running routes two yards Shorty's I mean he

836
00:43:34,440 --> 00:43:38,799
Speaker 1: didn't practice. Really, Yeah, Brady was mouthing, are you serious? Exactly?

837
00:43:39,760 --> 00:43:41,719
Speaker 1: But that's why this week, this is that that's the

838
00:43:41,800 --> 00:43:47,600
Speaker 1: best game of the weekend. Though. Bucks in Tampa, they

839
00:43:47,800 --> 00:43:49,560
Speaker 1: check in the stadium coach, No, no, they're playing. They

840
00:43:49,600 --> 00:43:52,000
Speaker 1: announced that. They said they checked with officials game on

841
00:43:52,239 --> 00:43:54,200
Speaker 1: that they've been the weather channel in the past week

842
00:43:54,520 --> 00:44:00,720
Speaker 1: because Tori what's his name cant the problem is on tree.

843
00:44:01,120 --> 00:44:04,080
Speaker 1: The Buccaneers have had such a weird week because they

844
00:44:04,160 --> 00:44:07,640
Speaker 1: had to evacuate Tampa. They went to Miami. They had

845
00:44:07,680 --> 00:44:09,880
Speaker 1: to get their families out and make sure everyone's safe.

846
00:44:10,040 --> 00:44:12,160
Speaker 1: Then it turns out it didn't hit Tampa. So now

847
00:44:12,239 --> 00:44:14,239
Speaker 1: they're gonna go back to Tampa to play the game.

848
00:44:14,600 --> 00:44:17,840
Speaker 1: So stop, I have friends in Tampa. They didn't evacuate.

849
00:44:18,360 --> 00:44:22,239
Speaker 1: No one evacuated. The Buccaneers evacuated. That's what they said.

850
00:44:22,840 --> 00:44:28,359
Speaker 1: They went to Miami. Who arians arians is on a boat,

851
00:44:29,160 --> 00:44:32,320
Speaker 1: he's on vacation. Oh, he's the personal advisor, he's the insult.

852
00:44:33,239 --> 00:44:39,200
Speaker 1: But the Bucks went they up and left Tampa and

853
00:44:39,239 --> 00:44:42,360
Speaker 1: went to went to Miami. Then they went back to Tampa,

854
00:44:43,040 --> 00:44:44,759
Speaker 1: and they're gonna play the game in Tampa. And they're

855
00:44:44,760 --> 00:44:47,239
Speaker 1: gonna play in Tampa. Now what do the Chiefs do?

856
00:44:47,719 --> 00:44:50,719
Speaker 1: They stay in Kansas City. Yes, and you still are

857
00:44:50,760 --> 00:44:52,920
Speaker 1: picking the Bucks. No, that's what I'm saying. This is

858
00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:56,800
Speaker 1: a weird situation for the Bucks because this is a

859
00:44:56,840 --> 00:45:01,960
Speaker 1: perfect storm for the too soon. What did I say,

860
00:45:02,040 --> 00:45:05,120
Speaker 1: perfect storm? That's insensitive and take it back. This is

861
00:45:05,200 --> 00:45:08,759
Speaker 1: gonna be a hurricane of a game. It's gonna We're

862
00:45:08,800 --> 00:45:13,040
Speaker 1: going to surge the field. Oh man, coach, come on

863
00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:18,040
Speaker 1: that defensive lie just surged ahead. Coach, come on? Oh

864
00:45:18,800 --> 00:45:21,400
Speaker 1: that man? No, I mean I feel like they flooded.

865
00:45:22,560 --> 00:45:24,080
Speaker 1: Why don't you just take my line from me as

866
00:45:24,120 --> 00:45:33,680
Speaker 1: I'm saying, sorry, coach, God they boat race. If you

867
00:45:33,840 --> 00:45:35,839
Speaker 1: really look at that running back here at the center,

868
00:45:35,920 --> 00:45:38,160
Speaker 1: that's just the eyewall of what he's trying to get.

869
00:45:39,160 --> 00:45:41,080
Speaker 1: I mean, he threw that ball in the eye of

870
00:45:41,120 --> 00:45:44,959
Speaker 1: the store. I never want to throw in the middle

871
00:45:44,960 --> 00:45:49,319
Speaker 1: of the field. Coach. I will tell you what I did, though,

872
00:45:49,360 --> 00:45:51,359
Speaker 1: and I never I never do this. I will get

873
00:45:51,400 --> 00:45:53,920
Speaker 1: back to your chiefs, but I never do this. When

874
00:45:53,920 --> 00:45:57,080
Speaker 1: I was looking at my big parlay, I was like, they, guy,

875
00:45:57,120 --> 00:45:59,920
Speaker 1: I mean, we got this game in London. So I meased,

876
00:46:00,640 --> 00:46:07,080
Speaker 1: which is the furthest fight New Orleans to London or

877
00:46:07,239 --> 00:46:10,560
Speaker 1: is it Minnesota? Minneapolis? That's where they're out of right

878
00:46:11,040 --> 00:46:16,160
Speaker 1: to London. That's his thing. And hey, and and Minneapolis

879
00:46:16,320 --> 00:46:21,600
Speaker 1: is closer, so I went, I went Vikings. Okay, Michael Thomas,

880
00:46:21,719 --> 00:46:26,400
Speaker 1: I think is playing. I don't know otherwise, I mean

881
00:46:26,440 --> 00:46:32,359
Speaker 1: they suck. They is the only really thrown to him?

882
00:46:32,800 --> 00:46:36,080
Speaker 1: Not last game? Last game? They did? They did. Who's

883
00:46:36,120 --> 00:46:41,840
Speaker 1: telling the truth there? Okay when you guys are exactly opposite,

884
00:46:41,920 --> 00:46:48,040
Speaker 1: but I believe you. Okay, let's just go look. Okay,

885
00:46:48,160 --> 00:46:50,719
Speaker 1: let let's see how a lave did last week. What

886
00:46:50,840 --> 00:46:52,960
Speaker 1: would you ray if you say they didn't throw to him?

887
00:46:53,040 --> 00:46:55,359
Speaker 1: What would you say he? I would say under five

888
00:46:55,440 --> 00:47:00,520
Speaker 1: receptions under eight yards in my definition, under eighty yards.

889
00:47:00,600 --> 00:47:06,080
Speaker 1: That's okay, Okay, I don't understand how that is not

890
00:47:06,239 --> 00:47:11,040
Speaker 1: bad game. But no, your reaction was let's go with wait,

891
00:47:11,280 --> 00:47:14,480
Speaker 1: you said stop throw the ball? By my definition was

892
00:47:14,560 --> 00:47:17,440
Speaker 1: based off of your reaction. Your reaction was d a

893
00:47:17,560 --> 00:47:21,919
Speaker 1: great game in my ego, But you said they didn't

894
00:47:21,920 --> 00:47:24,279
Speaker 1: throw the ball to him. Then I went drafting. Okay,

895
00:47:24,840 --> 00:47:27,640
Speaker 1: do you want to know receptions or target? Target under five?

896
00:47:27,920 --> 00:47:32,480
Speaker 1: Under five receptions under eight okay, targets. I'm not doing targets,

897
00:47:32,680 --> 00:47:36,120
Speaker 1: but that's throwing the ball. He targeted twelve times. Probably. Okay,

898
00:47:36,320 --> 00:47:40,040
Speaker 1: that's a lot to you want to go a week

899
00:47:40,120 --> 00:47:44,239
Speaker 1: two last game? Oh my god, I said last game

900
00:47:44,360 --> 00:47:48,360
Speaker 1: week to thirteen targets, five receptions, eight yards. That was

901
00:47:49,520 --> 00:47:55,120
Speaker 1: week two. That's week week three, thirteen targets, nine receptions,

902
00:47:55,840 --> 00:48:00,239
Speaker 1: forty seven yards. One that's almost double. But they do

903
00:48:00,760 --> 00:48:07,000
Speaker 1: damn ball to pick him up before we end this podcast.

904
00:48:08,120 --> 00:48:12,520
Speaker 1: Is he available? I don't know. If he's available in

905
00:48:12,640 --> 00:48:15,399
Speaker 1: my division, I wouldn't be shown. Okay, I don't want

906
00:48:15,400 --> 00:48:19,120
Speaker 1: to complain about I don't want to complain. I really don't,

907
00:48:19,200 --> 00:48:21,560
Speaker 1: I really really really don't. But yesterday we got the

908
00:48:21,640 --> 00:48:26,279
Speaker 1: email of all the transactions that went through. Yes and

909
00:48:26,400 --> 00:48:29,120
Speaker 1: I got a boner boys, because I saw that somebody

910
00:48:29,239 --> 00:48:35,360
Speaker 1: dropped Zeke. What in somebody's league? Zeke was dropped? And

911
00:48:35,560 --> 00:48:38,680
Speaker 1: I run to wou box and I looked and it

912
00:48:38,800 --> 00:48:42,120
Speaker 1: was someone from another conference, from another division. I don't

913
00:48:42,320 --> 00:48:46,239
Speaker 1: want then, I don't, no, no, no, I want to

914
00:48:46,320 --> 00:48:48,600
Speaker 1: know what the transactions are. You can limit them to

915
00:48:48,680 --> 00:48:52,440
Speaker 1: your division. I can. It's amazing. Is then the email?

916
00:48:52,719 --> 00:48:56,120
Speaker 1: It's amazing how we've had this site for four freaking

917
00:48:56,239 --> 00:48:58,960
Speaker 1: years and you have the same access. I don't get

918
00:48:59,000 --> 00:49:01,719
Speaker 1: any emails except my division, so I know who has

919
00:49:01,800 --> 00:49:04,640
Speaker 1: dropped and who is not, who has score orgasms. I

920
00:49:04,760 --> 00:49:07,600
Speaker 1: do Zeke if you want him, is there. I don't

921
00:49:07,600 --> 00:49:12,080
Speaker 1: want you don't want ZEKEI Elliott? No, who are you

922
00:49:12,200 --> 00:49:14,239
Speaker 1: running back? Oh my bad? You got Chubb and you

923
00:49:14,360 --> 00:49:17,640
Speaker 1: got you got, I got s Quan, I got Nase, JK.

924
00:49:17,840 --> 00:49:21,440
Speaker 1: Dobbins and Damien Pier. You need Zeke over Dobbins, definitely

925
00:49:21,520 --> 00:49:24,120
Speaker 1: over Piers. I just picked up Piers. I saw that.

926
00:49:24,320 --> 00:49:26,959
Speaker 1: I saw that. I just picked him up like someone

927
00:49:27,040 --> 00:49:30,920
Speaker 1: dropped him on Sunday and I picked him up. I mean,

928
00:49:31,840 --> 00:49:33,680
Speaker 1: I can't believe that one of the team names in

929
00:49:33,719 --> 00:49:37,800
Speaker 1: our fantasy it's in the email. I like that. I

930
00:49:37,920 --> 00:49:40,520
Speaker 1: like that. No, it's not funny because it's true. It's

931
00:49:40,560 --> 00:49:43,680
Speaker 1: not what and most things that you guys complain about

932
00:49:44,239 --> 00:49:45,800
Speaker 1: is in the earning. Let me open it up. You

933
00:49:45,960 --> 00:49:48,560
Speaker 1: change the settings. Then no, I'm not gonna do it

934
00:49:48,680 --> 00:49:51,320
Speaker 1: for you. You do it because I don't need to

935
00:49:51,440 --> 00:49:54,239
Speaker 1: hold your hand, because if you this is like your kids.

936
00:49:54,640 --> 00:49:56,680
Speaker 1: If you do it for him, they'll never learn how

937
00:49:56,719 --> 00:49:58,279
Speaker 1: to do it. So there you don't want to learn

938
00:49:58,280 --> 00:50:00,200
Speaker 1: how to do then there you go. Then you won't

939
00:50:00,280 --> 00:50:03,839
Speaker 1: learn how to do it, so excited another team name

940
00:50:03,920 --> 00:50:09,640
Speaker 1: in our fantasy. Please, hey, whoever that is, when you,

941
00:50:09,760 --> 00:50:12,759
Speaker 1: please go to ticketmasters dot com and buy tickets. Coach.

942
00:50:12,800 --> 00:50:14,399
Speaker 1: If you go out on stage and there's only six

943
00:50:14,480 --> 00:50:17,000
Speaker 1: people there, that's gonna be I don't. I think that's wrong.

944
00:50:17,200 --> 00:50:20,640
Speaker 1: There's no way that's not wrong. I think that's an error.

945
00:50:21,000 --> 00:50:23,680
Speaker 1: They'll cancel the event, Coach, there's only five people there

946
00:50:23,719 --> 00:50:26,880
Speaker 1: at showtime, they're done well. I got two shows at night,

947
00:50:27,719 --> 00:50:30,400
Speaker 1: and show them the graphic of the other show. Are

948
00:50:30,440 --> 00:50:35,640
Speaker 1: they both six? Was four? That's pretty much sack pretty much?

949
00:50:36,120 --> 00:50:38,279
Speaker 1: But who's gonna buy four tickets in the very back?

950
00:50:38,320 --> 00:50:41,879
Speaker 1: Are they cheaper? Okay? And they'll probably just move those

951
00:50:41,880 --> 00:50:44,160
Speaker 1: field to the front. Oh yeah, I mean chances are

952
00:50:44,560 --> 00:50:47,879
Speaker 1: nice to have you all here tonight. Can you too

953
00:50:48,040 --> 00:50:51,960
Speaker 1: hear me in the back? By? What did you say?

954
00:50:52,080 --> 00:50:54,080
Speaker 1: Zeke is terrible? No, I'm just looking. He is available,

955
00:50:54,120 --> 00:50:56,839
Speaker 1: But he's had fifty yards fifty yards, seventy yards, Yes,

956
00:50:56,960 --> 00:50:58,759
Speaker 1: so has Dalvin Cook. You're not gonna pick him up.

957
00:50:59,080 --> 00:51:00,759
Speaker 1: I pick up Dalvin Cook because I believe in Dovin

958
00:51:00,760 --> 00:51:02,680
Speaker 1: cookmore than I believe in Zeke. It's not about It's

959
00:51:02,680 --> 00:51:04,640
Speaker 1: not about Zeke. It's the principle of you just gotta

960
00:51:04,640 --> 00:51:06,920
Speaker 1: put them. It's about, yes, you gotta have them on

961
00:51:06,960 --> 00:51:09,919
Speaker 1: your squad, sit them if you want. But you can't

962
00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:12,719
Speaker 1: let him sit it is the it's a disgrace if

963
00:51:12,760 --> 00:51:15,160
Speaker 1: you let him sit in the waiver wire. Well, I

964
00:51:15,200 --> 00:51:18,200
Speaker 1: don't know if it's a disgrace. Who is it a

965
00:51:18,280 --> 00:51:23,919
Speaker 1: disgrace too to all fantasy owners in the world. There's

966
00:51:24,160 --> 00:51:27,600
Speaker 1: this will be the only waiver wire that he's sitting in.

967
00:51:28,200 --> 00:51:30,279
Speaker 1: I bet Sports Center would report on it because it's

968
00:51:30,280 --> 00:51:34,160
Speaker 1: that absolutely. Take a picture of that and put it

969
00:51:34,280 --> 00:51:36,080
Speaker 1: in a bar stool or one of those, and they'll

970
00:51:36,120 --> 00:51:38,440
Speaker 1: retweet it be like, this is how competitive by fantasy

971
00:51:38,520 --> 00:51:42,440
Speaker 1: leak is. He's on the way for a while and

972
00:51:42,560 --> 00:51:46,200
Speaker 1: your girl put him on the waiver wire. Yes, the hell?

973
00:51:46,760 --> 00:51:51,520
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know, three make sense. She's just

974
00:51:51,640 --> 00:51:54,440
Speaker 1: making desperate moves. Desperate moves about a hundred dollars. You

975
00:51:54,520 --> 00:51:58,040
Speaker 1: can't get that desperate. Remember we all signed an agreement

976
00:51:58,080 --> 00:52:00,480
Speaker 1: at the very beginning. Is in tipped glass a hundred

977
00:52:00,480 --> 00:52:02,759
Speaker 1: dollars we did. At that point, that's when you know

978
00:52:02,920 --> 00:52:05,000
Speaker 1: you can't ever give up on the season. We all

979
00:52:05,080 --> 00:52:07,600
Speaker 1: signed that paper that said check the email. I've already

980
00:52:07,640 --> 00:52:10,040
Speaker 1: told Bazer too. I'm like, hey, next month or next year,

981
00:52:10,280 --> 00:52:12,200
Speaker 1: go ahead in any vacation you want. So we're gonna

982
00:52:12,200 --> 00:52:16,840
Speaker 1: have coming from Tannessy. Were you going party? She's always

983
00:52:16,880 --> 00:52:21,279
Speaker 1: wanted to go to Italy? That's Paris coach France. Thank

984
00:52:21,320 --> 00:52:23,120
Speaker 1: god we didn't go there on our honeymoon. You going

985
00:52:23,120 --> 00:52:26,640
Speaker 1: to Italy? Did? It's the flight is so long? A

986
00:52:26,719 --> 00:52:29,680
Speaker 1: Ruby was two hours? It was awesome? Who cares? Ruby

987
00:52:29,760 --> 00:52:32,200
Speaker 1: was only two hours? Really close and it's not two hours?

988
00:52:33,400 --> 00:52:37,759
Speaker 1: Maybe I slept and I wasn't wait for two Like

989
00:52:37,960 --> 00:52:41,440
Speaker 1: Houston is two hours, Austin is two hours. How do

990
00:52:41,520 --> 00:52:43,000
Speaker 1: you get to I don't know where Ruba is, but

991
00:52:43,040 --> 00:52:45,719
Speaker 1: I'm gonna Caribbeans? Didn't They're all in the Caribbean. Do

992
00:52:45,800 --> 00:52:48,160
Speaker 1: you ever have a doubt about where an island is?

993
00:52:48,200 --> 00:52:53,800
Speaker 1: It's in Hawaii, is not in the Caribbean? Question? Where's

994
00:52:53,840 --> 00:52:57,759
Speaker 1: the Caribbean off of Florida? South of Florida? Thank you? Yes?

995
00:52:57,960 --> 00:53:00,960
Speaker 1: So basically all Florida. It takes two hours to get

996
00:53:01,080 --> 00:53:07,440
Speaker 1: to to Tampa, maybe an hour and a half. Miami

997
00:53:07,600 --> 00:53:11,400
Speaker 1: was three coach so Cuba no not Cuba. Aruba is

998
00:53:11,440 --> 00:53:14,920
Speaker 1: closer than Miami. Aruba's around by Cuba. No, no, but

999
00:53:15,000 --> 00:53:19,080
Speaker 1: he said Miami a Ruba's two hours. He slept for

1000
00:53:19,160 --> 00:53:23,479
Speaker 1: three hours. But they're Turks and Caicos Bermuda St. Thomas St.

1001
00:53:23,520 --> 00:53:26,600
Speaker 1: Paul st. Bart St Thomas St. John ah maud St.

1002
00:53:26,640 --> 00:53:35,840
Speaker 1: Pierre Brown. They're all now back to the Chiefs and

1003
00:53:35,960 --> 00:53:39,279
Speaker 1: back to the bucks. You're an idiot. No no, you're

1004
00:53:39,320 --> 00:53:42,959
Speaker 1: on your deathbed. I'm not now you are. You gotta

1005
00:53:42,960 --> 00:53:46,319
Speaker 1: win this eight, gotta win the game. Hey, what the man?

1006
00:53:46,520 --> 00:53:49,279
Speaker 1: You gotta win the game this weekend. You're taking my homes.

1007
00:53:49,320 --> 00:53:53,719
Speaker 1: You're taking Bradys my homes. I have no faith in

1008
00:53:53,800 --> 00:53:57,600
Speaker 1: Brady this year. He's done. He's done. Guys, have you

1009
00:53:57,640 --> 00:54:00,640
Speaker 1: seen his face? I'm agreeing with Eddie Mahome me is

1010
00:54:00,719 --> 00:54:05,360
Speaker 1: my homie and Bubbs. You guys are disrespecting Tom Brady

1011
00:54:05,440 --> 00:54:09,640
Speaker 1: with your life on the line, disrespecting his stubborn ask

1012
00:54:09,719 --> 00:54:11,719
Speaker 1: for coming back and playing football. Do you guys? There's

1013
00:54:11,760 --> 00:54:14,839
Speaker 1: another boat going by. This could be a loop. It's

1014
00:54:14,840 --> 00:54:17,200
Speaker 1: a loop. Watch that watch for two more hours. That

1015
00:54:17,239 --> 00:54:20,120
Speaker 1: same boat's gonna go by again. This could be a loop.

1016
00:54:20,600 --> 00:54:26,920
Speaker 1: That's the same boat exactly, you idiots, Hey coaches, sat dumbasses.

1017
00:54:26,960 --> 00:54:29,000
Speaker 1: You guys act like I haven't been in TV in

1018
00:54:29,000 --> 00:54:32,600
Speaker 1: my life, right, that's the same boat. They're not left.

1019
00:54:32,800 --> 00:54:34,680
Speaker 1: A window is not gonna look that clear. You know,

1020
00:54:34,920 --> 00:54:36,080
Speaker 1: you know what it would look like if it was

1021
00:54:36,080 --> 00:54:38,000
Speaker 1: a real window, Dude. I thought there was like a

1022
00:54:38,040 --> 00:54:41,000
Speaker 1: window cleaner. Every morning's out there cleaning. And do you

1023
00:54:41,120 --> 00:54:42,200
Speaker 1: know what it would look like if that was a

1024
00:54:42,239 --> 00:54:48,280
Speaker 1: real window, you wouldn't see crap out of it? Dumbas.

1025
00:54:48,320 --> 00:54:52,719
Speaker 1: That's the same man that boat drives all over New

1026
00:54:52,840 --> 00:54:58,000
Speaker 1: York on a Saturday. It's like the Levatar whatever. What's

1027
00:54:58,040 --> 00:54:59,640
Speaker 1: up with him? Is he st Yeah? He does it?

1028
00:54:59,680 --> 00:55:02,399
Speaker 1: Don't uh? Like he was a South Beach You think

1029
00:55:02,480 --> 00:55:05,960
Speaker 1: he was really broadcasting right outside the South Beach. No,

1030
00:55:06,120 --> 00:55:10,399
Speaker 1: he was at that bar. You remember the window behind

1031
00:55:10,480 --> 00:55:15,239
Speaker 1: him was the spinnakers. He wasn't cut. He's not a

1032
00:55:15,320 --> 00:55:24,160
Speaker 1: freaking studios. He wasn't. Yes, a man where does no? No? Okay,

1033
00:55:24,600 --> 00:55:27,360
Speaker 1: but you guys are really taking Patty. If you're on

1034
00:55:27,440 --> 00:55:30,120
Speaker 1: your deathbed, you're gonna tell the greatest of all time.

1035
00:55:30,440 --> 00:55:32,600
Speaker 1: I don't need you. I'm gonna go with Patrick Mahomes.

1036
00:55:33,480 --> 00:55:36,239
Speaker 1: You guys are dead and dead. Do you take the

1037
00:55:36,360 --> 00:55:42,759
Speaker 1: greatest of all time? God, I'm so disappointed. Bullet left mother.

1038
00:55:43,120 --> 00:55:45,200
Speaker 1: I'm just telling you what we saw it last week.

1039
00:55:45,480 --> 00:55:47,920
Speaker 1: First week? Did they win? But it wasn't great looking.

1040
00:55:48,560 --> 00:55:51,399
Speaker 1: He's he looks like the emote dead emoji on our phone.

1041
00:55:52,120 --> 00:55:55,600
Speaker 1: He does semi et dead on the rocks. Guys, it's

1042
00:55:55,680 --> 00:55:58,440
Speaker 1: right before us. And we're also into Sports Center and

1043
00:55:58,520 --> 00:56:02,840
Speaker 1: goats and everybody always talked these goat things that everybody's

1044
00:56:03,080 --> 00:56:05,560
Speaker 1: he's looking great. We saw it because we saw it

1045
00:56:05,640 --> 00:56:08,279
Speaker 1: last year. We've seen our whole lives. All these people

1046
00:56:08,320 --> 00:56:10,520
Speaker 1: that are really good at what they do. They tried

1047
00:56:10,560 --> 00:56:12,200
Speaker 1: it one more year, one more year, one more one

1048
00:56:12,200 --> 00:56:14,200
Speaker 1: more championship, and what do they do They end up

1049
00:56:14,239 --> 00:56:17,359
Speaker 1: looking good? Did Marina look good as last year? Did

1050
00:56:17,400 --> 00:56:19,279
Speaker 1: Montana look on his last year? No? He freaking but

1051
00:56:19,440 --> 00:56:26,160
Speaker 1: broke his shoulder? Did uh bowl the last year he played? Manny?

1052
00:56:26,360 --> 00:56:28,560
Speaker 1: Didn't he like he won a Super Bowl? Last year

1053
00:56:28,640 --> 00:56:33,080
Speaker 1: year he played? He did? Eli? H I never looked good,

1054
00:56:33,680 --> 00:56:36,600
Speaker 1: Marcus Russell, he only want to look good. And I'll

1055
00:56:36,640 --> 00:56:39,239
Speaker 1: hang up and list is Barry Sanders here, here's the

1056
00:56:39,280 --> 00:56:42,160
Speaker 1: thing to be truthful Peyton Manning looked terrible the last

1057
00:56:42,239 --> 00:56:44,359
Speaker 1: year he played, but he won the Super Bowl. Yeah,

1058
00:56:45,120 --> 00:56:47,759
Speaker 1: his defense won him the Super BOWLK Jamis, that's why

1059
00:56:47,800 --> 00:56:53,520
Speaker 1: I lost that bet. We've seen their whole lives. Coach,

1060
00:56:53,640 --> 00:56:56,640
Speaker 1: he freaking with stubborn, decided to come back and play football,

1061
00:56:56,680 --> 00:56:59,040
Speaker 1: and now we're getting what we are. So what is

1062
00:56:59,040 --> 00:57:01,200
Speaker 1: considered if he doesn't win a Super Bowl? You consider

1063
00:57:01,239 --> 00:57:04,239
Speaker 1: it's not making the playoffs? How much you want to

1064
00:57:04,360 --> 00:57:07,279
Speaker 1: I mean, I'll bet, give me the whole Walt, How

1065
00:57:07,400 --> 00:57:08,960
Speaker 1: much you want to bet? Do you want to do

1066
00:57:08,960 --> 00:57:11,080
Speaker 1: a wallet to wallet? No? Because I got more money

1067
00:57:11,080 --> 00:57:16,080
Speaker 1: on doubt you have any money I got Bucca de beppo,

1068
00:57:18,800 --> 00:57:25,160
Speaker 1: Olive Garden. You're telling me, Brady, So in twenty years

1069
00:57:25,680 --> 00:57:29,400
Speaker 1: of college and guys working out and new people, crops

1070
00:57:29,480 --> 00:57:31,400
Speaker 1: coming up, do you need a burp? No? I got

1071
00:57:31,520 --> 00:57:34,560
Speaker 1: rid of it. There hasn't been twenty years of one

1072
00:57:34,680 --> 00:57:41,080
Speaker 1: person to step forward and dethrone the soldier, the um king. No,

1073
00:57:42,840 --> 00:57:45,400
Speaker 1: it's unbelieved. Yes, there's tons of Herbert's gonna do it,

1074
00:57:45,520 --> 00:57:49,880
Speaker 1: JaMarcus or not JaMarcus Russell, Patty Mahomes And what do

1075
00:57:49,920 --> 00:57:52,080
Speaker 1: you mean like replace him? Like they're gonna become the

1076
00:57:52,080 --> 00:57:53,600
Speaker 1: best of all time, or they're just gonna be the

1077
00:57:53,640 --> 00:57:56,040
Speaker 1: best in the game. There's so many new versions of

1078
00:57:56,120 --> 00:57:59,040
Speaker 1: the quarterback position, all of them are running now that

1079
00:58:00,120 --> 00:58:03,200
Speaker 1: dy it does not work anymore. Sadly, he won a

1080
00:58:03,400 --> 00:58:06,800
Speaker 1: Super Bowl two years ago. Yeah, and you act like

1081
00:58:06,880 --> 00:58:10,160
Speaker 1: he's a freaking ancient You forget about this. There was

1082
00:58:10,240 --> 00:58:12,520
Speaker 1: COVID in America two years ago. Look at us now,

1083
00:58:13,320 --> 00:58:15,800
Speaker 1: Look at us now. But my point is this, in

1084
00:58:15,840 --> 00:58:19,080
Speaker 1: the casino, we never know when to leave. Nobody knows

1085
00:58:19,160 --> 00:58:23,360
Speaker 1: how to exactly gauge it. Brady did it one black

1086
00:58:23,480 --> 00:58:27,440
Speaker 1: jack hand too many, and I'll hang up unless I

1087
00:58:27,440 --> 00:58:32,280
Speaker 1: mean well said, well said. I mean every sports center

1088
00:58:32,640 --> 00:58:34,920
Speaker 1: on Monday. On Monday, they're all gonna be saying what

1089
00:58:35,040 --> 00:58:36,880
Speaker 1: we just said. Of course, the headline is gonna be

1090
00:58:36,880 --> 00:58:39,720
Speaker 1: out there and like, is Brady done? Question mark? Question mark?

1091
00:58:39,760 --> 00:58:43,160
Speaker 1: Question mark? Yes, you an idiots, here's your talking point,

1092
00:58:43,240 --> 00:58:45,800
Speaker 1: stephen A. We've been saying it. Tell mad Dog his angle.

1093
00:58:47,240 --> 00:58:49,720
Speaker 1: You're gonna take the goat a d I would take

1094
00:58:49,760 --> 00:58:51,920
Speaker 1: the goat if my life depended on it. Over Patrick

1095
00:58:52,000 --> 00:59:01,040
Speaker 1: mahomes here, he is Patrick ahead blood Patrick, Yeah, that's

1096
00:59:01,040 --> 00:59:02,720
Speaker 1: the best stop you gotta go with me. I'm the best.

1097
00:59:03,840 --> 00:59:06,240
Speaker 1: Where's your brother been this year? He's with my wife

1098
00:59:06,360 --> 00:59:09,640
Speaker 1: right now? Oh? Really yeah, they're doing TikTok's. We haven't

1099
00:59:09,680 --> 00:59:13,400
Speaker 1: seen him. I mean, where is he? Where? Did you say, Jackson, Hey,

1100
00:59:13,480 --> 00:59:15,280
Speaker 1: stay home this year? Yeah? I said stay home? Just

1101
00:59:15,360 --> 00:59:18,200
Speaker 1: re quieting. Was it a big distraction last year? No?

1102
00:59:18,360 --> 00:59:21,120
Speaker 1: I won't. I was doing football. Is he maybe at

1103
00:59:21,120 --> 00:59:23,120
Speaker 1: home babysitting your kid while your wife's at the game. No,

1104
00:59:23,320 --> 00:59:28,200
Speaker 1: my kids right here. Oh hey, man, that's the baby

1105
00:59:30,000 --> 00:59:35,800
Speaker 1: a very weird. You're like, man, whatever, Probably big is

1106
00:59:35,840 --> 00:59:40,160
Speaker 1: he He's probably good looking, he's tall. Probably the baby. Hey,

1107
00:59:40,280 --> 00:59:44,440
Speaker 1: he's NFL quarterback. He's got it all. I mean, there's

1108
00:59:44,440 --> 00:59:46,160
Speaker 1: like not one thing wrong with him right that. Mike's

1109
00:59:46,160 --> 00:59:49,480
Speaker 1: on Welcome Patrick. Holy hell, there it is now we

1110
00:59:49,520 --> 00:59:52,720
Speaker 1: figured that was wrong with it is really funny, like

1111
00:59:52,800 --> 00:59:55,080
Speaker 1: Mike Tyson. Boys like it's one of some of those

1112
00:59:55,120 --> 00:59:57,480
Speaker 1: athletes and they talk. You're like, that's what coming out

1113
00:59:57,480 --> 01:00:00,600
Speaker 1: of around with Mike Tyson. It's you know, I eat

1114
01:00:00,640 --> 01:00:05,440
Speaker 1: your children, Mike Tythan. Have you watched Mike on Hulu? No? Man,

1115
01:00:05,600 --> 01:00:09,040
Speaker 1: it's good, dude, It's like a biopic. Should I watch

1116
01:00:09,160 --> 01:00:11,040
Speaker 1: that one. But he's gonna sue because they took his

1117
01:00:11,080 --> 01:00:13,400
Speaker 1: life story without permission. Well he didn't sign off on it.

1118
01:00:13,480 --> 01:00:15,440
Speaker 1: But I mean, yeah, but I don't understand how you

1119
01:00:16,040 --> 01:00:17,760
Speaker 1: how do you? How do you tell a story without

1120
01:00:18,360 --> 01:00:20,000
Speaker 1: talking to the person? That's what I mean, Like, how

1121
01:00:20,120 --> 01:00:23,600
Speaker 1: is it okay? Like so okay, okay is okay? Because

1122
01:00:23,600 --> 01:00:25,720
Speaker 1: you can write a story about anything, okay. But I

1123
01:00:25,840 --> 01:00:30,560
Speaker 1: tell those that we watched Simon Leviv vive our own

1124
01:00:30,600 --> 01:00:35,560
Speaker 1: guy right here, dudeen enemies. I mean that he didn't

1125
01:00:35,560 --> 01:00:37,760
Speaker 1: sign off and it might be our special guest's sore

1126
01:00:37,800 --> 01:00:41,560
Speaker 1: losers conventione coach and we don't have that kind of money.

1127
01:00:43,440 --> 01:00:46,320
Speaker 1: He just might be our our guest of honor. Don't

1128
01:00:46,360 --> 01:00:50,000
Speaker 1: be saying that he's gonna swindle us and we're not coach.

1129
01:00:50,120 --> 01:00:52,240
Speaker 1: He he robs all of us while we're there listening

1130
01:00:52,240 --> 01:00:54,760
Speaker 1: to him talk. I don't wait, wait, wait, wait, where's

1131
01:00:54,760 --> 01:00:58,360
Speaker 1: your wallet? I had sex with him last night? Well

1132
01:00:58,480 --> 01:01:00,720
Speaker 1: there you go. He needed my card a car, right,

1133
01:01:00,840 --> 01:01:09,440
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. He said his enemies got him. I culture series,

1134
01:01:09,480 --> 01:01:12,080
Speaker 1: Simon LEVI, but I help you doing? Well? Where did

1135
01:01:12,120 --> 01:01:14,720
Speaker 1: you go last night? Oh man? Simon had drinks? Did

1136
01:01:14,800 --> 01:01:17,080
Speaker 1: you know guys. He I mean, he's out of cash,

1137
01:01:17,120 --> 01:01:19,200
Speaker 1: so I lent him like a couple of thousand. He

1138
01:01:19,320 --> 01:01:21,560
Speaker 1: told me private we are going to a rule by

1139
01:01:21,640 --> 01:01:25,480
Speaker 1: my friend, because Ray said to look it up. Bovada,

1140
01:01:25,640 --> 01:01:28,240
Speaker 1: I put a dollar on it. Where is that one?

1141
01:01:28,320 --> 01:01:31,080
Speaker 1: Which one? Where my enemies there? After me? You just

1142
01:01:31,200 --> 01:01:35,480
Speaker 1: hit it. I did so lose theer's nation for life. Bovada.

1143
01:01:35,640 --> 01:01:38,280
Speaker 1: I put a dollar on it. They want me, they

1144
01:01:38,320 --> 01:01:40,920
Speaker 1: want me to take it to the bank. Open my

1145
01:01:41,040 --> 01:01:43,240
Speaker 1: private jet. We are going to a rule by my friend.

1146
01:01:43,720 --> 01:01:46,240
Speaker 1: I culture ser Simon Levi. But I help you doing well.

1147
01:01:46,720 --> 01:01:49,400
Speaker 1: It's not not everyone. I don't know. I know my enemies. Yeah,

1148
01:01:49,440 --> 01:01:52,480
Speaker 1: he's my enemies, said my enemies. Did you do somebody

1149
01:01:52,560 --> 01:01:57,800
Speaker 1: copied over it? Kevin? Do we still have access to that? Yeah?

1150
01:01:57,840 --> 01:02:01,200
Speaker 1: I'll find it, okay. I hope you're doing well. NFL

1151
01:02:01,280 --> 01:02:03,480
Speaker 1: games this week. There's not that many good ones. There's

1152
01:02:03,480 --> 01:02:06,320
Speaker 1: a lot of duds. Remember that's number five to zero

1153
01:02:06,440 --> 01:02:08,440
Speaker 1: zero four or five six? You got it? Five two

1154
01:02:08,560 --> 01:02:12,919
Speaker 1: years zero four or five six five two zero zero

1155
01:02:13,000 --> 01:02:19,760
Speaker 1: four or five six? No idea, right, I heard it.

1156
01:02:20,200 --> 01:02:21,920
Speaker 1: I have to repeat it or else. I don't think

1157
01:02:21,920 --> 01:02:26,520
Speaker 1: he remembers. I don't think sorry about that. Five zero

1158
01:02:26,600 --> 01:02:28,960
Speaker 1: four five. Hey, there's a couple of NFL games you

1159
01:02:29,000 --> 01:02:31,600
Speaker 1: don't need to watch. The Falcons, the Browns, the Bears,

1160
01:02:31,680 --> 01:02:34,280
Speaker 1: the Giants. I mean, it's gonna be a snooze. But

1161
01:02:34,400 --> 01:02:38,360
Speaker 1: the Bills and the I'd say you take the Ravens

1162
01:02:39,000 --> 01:02:44,560
Speaker 1: plus two. I think three plus three absolutely. I like that,

1163
01:02:45,400 --> 01:02:47,720
Speaker 1: Simon le Vibe. I hope you doing well. That's my

1164
01:02:47,840 --> 01:02:52,760
Speaker 1: dollar Louiser's Nation for life. I put a dollar on

1165
01:02:52,880 --> 01:02:57,760
Speaker 1: it because Ray said to look it up. They want me,

1166
01:02:57,840 --> 01:03:00,320
Speaker 1: they want me to take it to the bank. No,

1167
01:03:00,520 --> 01:03:04,640
Speaker 1: but but whatever, open my private we are going however

1168
01:03:04,760 --> 01:03:06,880
Speaker 1: you cut it. It says my enemies. They're after me.

1169
01:03:07,040 --> 01:03:09,840
Speaker 1: They they want, they want. That's what it is. Okay,

1170
01:03:09,920 --> 01:03:13,440
Speaker 1: so we need the full clus the stitches removed from

1171
01:03:13,520 --> 01:03:17,680
Speaker 1: surgically repaired right thumb. Monday who said that Jared Dac

1172
01:03:17,840 --> 01:03:21,640
Speaker 1: is back. Dac is back? Was Jerry operating on him

1173
01:03:21,720 --> 01:03:27,000
Speaker 1: last night? Yeah? Jarra and the cowboy dude had an

1174
01:03:27,040 --> 01:03:32,320
Speaker 1: open wound. Look at Edward or is that his color?

1175
01:03:32,440 --> 01:03:37,720
Speaker 1: That bad? Is John? This guys? Or that the TV?

1176
01:03:38,080 --> 01:03:43,480
Speaker 1: That must be a TV? All right? Uh? College got

1177
01:03:43,520 --> 01:03:46,200
Speaker 1: good games? Lock Alabama minus sevent team take it to

1178
01:03:46,240 --> 01:03:49,640
Speaker 1: the bank. Not what I just heard from my other podcast. Well,

1179
01:03:49,680 --> 01:03:53,360
Speaker 1: I don't care. I know why they like them. I

1180
01:03:53,400 --> 01:03:55,800
Speaker 1: mean they don't like Alabama. What does that tell you?

1181
01:03:56,120 --> 01:03:59,120
Speaker 1: Avoid the big games? What did we start this with?

1182
01:03:59,600 --> 01:04:01,440
Speaker 1: What do you I'll tell you another one. What do

1183
01:04:01,560 --> 01:04:04,040
Speaker 1: I think you go to a bi directional school and

1184
01:04:04,360 --> 01:04:08,120
Speaker 1: do something over there? What do you think in Alabama? Arkansas? No?

1185
01:04:08,280 --> 01:04:10,640
Speaker 1: Take on it. I was so miserable the text. I

1186
01:04:10,720 --> 01:04:12,080
Speaker 1: wish I wouldn't even have bet it and I could

1187
01:04:12,160 --> 01:04:15,400
Speaker 1: enjoy the game. It's still would have been shitty, but

1188
01:04:16,000 --> 01:04:18,160
Speaker 1: it sucked wishing for the minus twenty one. I couldn't

1189
01:04:18,160 --> 01:04:20,120
Speaker 1: even enjoy. It was just bad football. It wasn't the

1190
01:04:20,200 --> 01:04:22,000
Speaker 1: Bama that we know. I'm not betting it. I just

1191
01:04:22,080 --> 01:04:24,280
Speaker 1: want to watch it. I want to watch it because

1192
01:04:24,280 --> 01:04:26,640
Speaker 1: I'm gonna watch it. I'm not gonna bet it either,

1193
01:04:26,720 --> 01:04:29,600
Speaker 1: but I just think that and winning. Nowt you take

1194
01:04:29,640 --> 01:04:35,040
Speaker 1: Alabama if you're looking to bet any time exactly, you

1195
01:04:35,120 --> 01:04:37,160
Speaker 1: know what. I haven't even seen Arkansas at place. You're

1196
01:04:37,200 --> 01:04:40,080
Speaker 1: not betting it. I've seen play They're good, they're good,

1197
01:04:40,240 --> 01:04:44,840
Speaker 1: and they're good, but they're but they're not Alabama. Alabama, dude,

1198
01:04:44,880 --> 01:04:47,560
Speaker 1: they just freaking what do Bama? What does Bama do?

1199
01:04:47,880 --> 01:04:51,520
Speaker 1: Roll tied over you? They roll people, They make people

1200
01:04:51,600 --> 01:04:55,439
Speaker 1: feel bad, They hurt people's feelings, and that's what they're

1201
01:04:55,440 --> 01:04:58,800
Speaker 1: gonna do again, because that's all they ever do. Honestly,

1202
01:04:59,120 --> 01:05:01,280
Speaker 1: if it wasn't for the damn Texas game, I don't

1203
01:05:01,280 --> 01:05:03,600
Speaker 1: think Arkansas would think they have a chance exactly. That's

1204
01:05:03,640 --> 01:05:06,480
Speaker 1: the only thing they're they're they're basing it on Texas

1205
01:05:06,640 --> 01:05:09,760
Speaker 1: almost had him. Arkansas is better than Texas. We could

1206
01:05:09,760 --> 01:05:12,360
Speaker 1: win this game. So all the times he's told you

1207
01:05:12,480 --> 01:05:16,480
Speaker 1: to go Alabama, you still didn't go Alabama in Vegas, correct,

1208
01:05:17,240 --> 01:05:20,280
Speaker 1: But he's now still telling us Alabama. Are you going Alabama?

1209
01:05:21,760 --> 01:05:26,480
Speaker 1: I will take the points fourteen, man, I wouldn't touch

1210
01:05:26,560 --> 01:05:28,760
Speaker 1: that game with your fourteen. I think it's seventeen. Well

1211
01:05:28,800 --> 01:05:31,920
Speaker 1: even better then merried Christmas to me. I'll give you

1212
01:05:31,920 --> 01:05:43,480
Speaker 1: a couple of ones. The University of Texas. That's not Damayan, No,

1213
01:05:43,560 --> 01:05:46,680
Speaker 1: that's WRO, that's Royalty Free. I talked to their lawyer.

1214
01:05:49,040 --> 01:05:52,240
Speaker 1: Coach that song was written. Oh McDonald had a farm.

1215
01:05:54,280 --> 01:05:59,200
Speaker 1: They're I've been working on the rail road. Wait, that's

1216
01:05:59,240 --> 01:06:01,840
Speaker 1: not how it goes. It is okay, Oh the Live

1217
01:06:02,000 --> 01:06:04,360
Speaker 1: Long Day. You would really question Ednie when it comes

1218
01:06:04,400 --> 01:06:08,000
Speaker 1: to music. All right, So anyway, Texas minus tan against

1219
01:06:08,000 --> 01:06:10,320
Speaker 1: West Virginia take it to the bank. Texas is going

1220
01:06:10,360 --> 01:06:13,160
Speaker 1: to roll them. Texas is going to roll. They don't roll.

1221
01:06:14,400 --> 01:06:16,680
Speaker 1: The volunteers had a little bit of trouble with West Virginia.

1222
01:06:17,520 --> 01:06:20,760
Speaker 1: I know, you know they don't have Vince Young still. No,

1223
01:06:20,880 --> 01:06:23,720
Speaker 1: I understand that. Everybody says I hate Texas, but they

1224
01:06:23,800 --> 01:06:27,720
Speaker 1: don't even have Quinn yours. You know, Chris Sims isn't

1225
01:06:27,720 --> 01:06:31,280
Speaker 1: there anymore. Yes, Major avoid is not walking. The Colt

1226
01:06:31,400 --> 01:06:36,520
Speaker 1: McCoy is in the NFL there, Ricky Williams isn't still there. No,

1227
01:06:36,680 --> 01:06:39,000
Speaker 1: he's not. Damn right. How's Texas doing? I don't know,

1228
01:06:39,560 --> 01:06:41,840
Speaker 1: I don't Oh my god, stop you know St ben

1229
01:06:41,920 --> 01:06:49,439
Speaker 1: Bens not rest in peace now? Yeah? Bike accident, motorcycle accidents. Yeah.

1230
01:06:50,440 --> 01:06:52,440
Speaker 1: And hey, you're going to ut s A MTS you

1231
01:06:52,520 --> 01:06:57,320
Speaker 1: tonight the he let's go, let's go. You want to

1232
01:06:57,360 --> 01:06:59,800
Speaker 1: take the kids, Texas U T s A minus four

1233
01:07:00,160 --> 01:07:02,360
Speaker 1: take it to the bank. Are you going? Whoa, whoa whoa?

1234
01:07:03,240 --> 01:07:05,960
Speaker 1: The hill top climbers just beat the assid out of

1235
01:07:05,960 --> 01:07:09,040
Speaker 1: the canes exactly, and that's why they're gonna lose this week.

1236
01:07:09,160 --> 01:07:12,120
Speaker 1: They're they're blue Raiders there right, they're feeling fat and

1237
01:07:12,200 --> 01:07:14,480
Speaker 1: happy all week. They're partying. Baby, they're not there. Who

1238
01:07:14,520 --> 01:07:16,880
Speaker 1: we beat Miami? We're so good? Oh do you hear that?

1239
01:07:16,920 --> 01:07:23,360
Speaker 1: Who's coming in town? Road runners? There you go? Are

1240
01:07:23,440 --> 01:07:28,520
Speaker 1: you going answer my question? Why not? Let's go? Are

1241
01:07:28,560 --> 01:07:31,440
Speaker 1: you guys tailgating? It was brought up, It has not

1242
01:07:31,600 --> 01:07:34,880
Speaker 1: been further brought up. So you tailgate. I'll bring the

1243
01:07:34,960 --> 01:07:38,480
Speaker 1: meat and the kids. Do you bring the beers? You

1244
01:07:38,560 --> 01:07:43,120
Speaker 1: know how to presstail getting at the Middle Tennessee University game. No, actually,

1245
01:07:43,240 --> 01:07:45,240
Speaker 1: actually be pretty cool because we all be in our

1246
01:07:45,360 --> 01:07:47,600
Speaker 1: us a gear and we'll be going don't even know

1247
01:07:47,680 --> 01:07:49,240
Speaker 1: I mean the cool spots. We would be in a

1248
01:07:49,320 --> 01:07:51,640
Speaker 1: parking lot that is probably Yeah, we'll be in the

1249
01:07:51,680 --> 01:07:55,960
Speaker 1: McDonald's parking lot and that the spot to be that. Hey,

1250
01:07:56,080 --> 01:07:59,600
Speaker 1: you kids, get them out of the parking lot. Jay

1251
01:07:59,720 --> 01:08:03,440
Speaker 1: leave Barbie cupit leave it? Hey, why does it look

1252
01:08:03,440 --> 01:08:08,280
Speaker 1: like a train track below us? They don't even know

1253
01:08:08,360 --> 01:08:11,160
Speaker 1: the start of how to tailgate or how to party there. Hey,

1254
01:08:11,200 --> 01:08:13,560
Speaker 1: you know where they're parting. He under that bridge, I

1255
01:08:13,600 --> 01:08:17,040
Speaker 1: went fishing. That's probably true with those dudes. Hey girls,

1256
01:08:17,080 --> 01:08:21,599
Speaker 1: where's the party at What are you talking about? Where's

1257
01:08:21,640 --> 01:08:24,080
Speaker 1: a fun tailgate? We canna come hang. You know what

1258
01:08:24,120 --> 01:08:27,639
Speaker 1: I'm saying. Say last you guys? Scary? How do you guys?

1259
01:08:28,240 --> 01:08:33,759
Speaker 1: I'm in my forties, Solar losers. Okay, you got locks?

1260
01:08:33,880 --> 01:08:37,200
Speaker 1: I told you already. Give me the Ravens plus three

1261
01:08:37,240 --> 01:08:40,200
Speaker 1: plus three Ravens, okay, put a dollar on it, right,

1262
01:08:42,640 --> 01:08:46,799
Speaker 1: I have none? Oh, Cowboys noon game where the Cowboys

1263
01:08:46,800 --> 01:08:48,800
Speaker 1: app Now that's like minus five, though't it. That's three

1264
01:08:48,800 --> 01:08:50,280
Speaker 1: and a half. Give me the Commander's plus three and

1265
01:08:50,280 --> 01:08:53,439
Speaker 1: a half. I take Dallas three and a half. All right,

1266
01:08:53,840 --> 01:08:55,519
Speaker 1: give me Dallas minus three and a half. Put a

1267
01:08:55,600 --> 01:08:58,080
Speaker 1: dollar on that. I'd parlay it and put a dollar

1268
01:08:58,160 --> 01:09:01,960
Speaker 1: on it. First, my damn phone, Then, coach, you can't

1269
01:09:02,000 --> 01:09:05,200
Speaker 1: just pull out your phone and pick a bet. The

1270
01:09:05,280 --> 01:09:08,880
Speaker 1: Detroit Lions don't do it. Minus four at home, it

1271
01:09:08,920 --> 01:09:11,080
Speaker 1: gets the Seahawks don't do it. Geno Smith is gonna

1272
01:09:11,160 --> 01:09:14,240
Speaker 1: rip you in the ass. Geno Smith sucks. The Seahawks suck.

1273
01:09:14,320 --> 01:09:19,559
Speaker 1: You're gonna Jamal William They're gonna wreck shop Dan Campbell

1274
01:09:19,600 --> 01:09:25,040
Speaker 1: is gonna eat some legs, and it's gonna eat legs. Yeah.

1275
01:09:25,080 --> 01:09:26,799
Speaker 1: I think he said eat legs or eat your kneecaps

1276
01:09:26,840 --> 01:09:29,439
Speaker 1: something like that when he first got introduced the Lions

1277
01:09:29,520 --> 01:09:31,800
Speaker 1: minus four. Take it to the bank. There you go,

1278
01:09:32,800 --> 01:09:35,200
Speaker 1: I'll tell you make money. So you're really gonna go

1279
01:09:35,280 --> 01:09:38,880
Speaker 1: against the Cowboys, It's not to be a dick. Here's

1280
01:09:39,680 --> 01:09:42,400
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you why everybody is so high on

1281
01:09:42,479 --> 01:09:47,599
Speaker 1: the Cowboys right now? Yeah, they're they're they're pinching themselves

1282
01:09:47,680 --> 01:09:51,600
Speaker 1: being like, is this real? What's happening exactly? And I

1283
01:09:51,800 --> 01:09:54,960
Speaker 1: just don't know that a backup QB can keep it

1284
01:09:55,240 --> 01:09:57,479
Speaker 1: rolling and so they can win the game. They might

1285
01:09:57,520 --> 01:10:00,519
Speaker 1: win the game, but giving Cooper Rush three and half points,

1286
01:10:00,760 --> 01:10:03,080
Speaker 1: winning by more than a field goal with a backup QB,

1287
01:10:03,520 --> 01:10:05,639
Speaker 1: I just don't buy it. I don't think you're that good.

1288
01:10:06,600 --> 01:10:11,120
Speaker 1: Do you think the Giants are better than the Commanders? Um?

1289
01:10:12,720 --> 01:10:14,360
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't think the Giants are very

1290
01:10:14,400 --> 01:10:17,280
Speaker 1: good either. I think they're kind of even. I think that, yes,

1291
01:10:17,360 --> 01:10:19,200
Speaker 1: And I think the Commanders have a better offense. And

1292
01:10:19,240 --> 01:10:21,720
Speaker 1: you saw what the Cowboys did in New York. Yes,

1293
01:10:21,840 --> 01:10:25,000
Speaker 1: I do. After the fact after Ceedee Lamb dropped too

1294
01:10:25,040 --> 01:10:30,360
Speaker 1: freaking dimes and they still beat them by what eight?

1295
01:10:31,600 --> 01:10:35,160
Speaker 1: I don't remember. Three is more than three. Yes, you're

1296
01:10:35,160 --> 01:10:37,200
Speaker 1: still thinking that the Commanders can do better than that? Yes,

1297
01:10:37,280 --> 01:10:39,360
Speaker 1: I do. I think they have more offensive weapons. I

1298
01:10:39,439 --> 01:10:43,479
Speaker 1: do worry about Carson. Carson wins getting sacked six. You

1299
01:10:43,520 --> 01:10:45,920
Speaker 1: know that the ball starts with him every snap. Yeah,

1300
01:10:45,920 --> 01:10:47,519
Speaker 1: and he got sacked a lot last week and he's

1301
01:10:47,560 --> 01:10:49,800
Speaker 1: gonna get sacked a lot again this week. But um,

1302
01:10:49,960 --> 01:10:52,840
Speaker 1: I don't know college football. Give me Indiana five and

1303
01:10:52,920 --> 01:11:00,400
Speaker 1: a half. They get lay it against Nebraska, and every

1304
01:11:00,439 --> 01:11:03,640
Speaker 1: week his his luck is against Nebraska because Nebraska is

1305
01:11:03,680 --> 01:11:05,680
Speaker 1: terrible and they don't have a head coach. Definitely, his

1306
01:11:05,880 --> 01:11:10,160
Speaker 1: technique to find the weak team and pick whoever's playing them. Smart,

1307
01:11:10,760 --> 01:11:13,960
Speaker 1: all right, but there's a still big big schools coach.

1308
01:11:14,320 --> 01:11:17,720
Speaker 1: I watched the entire Nebraska Clumba game. Nebraska is really bad.

1309
01:11:17,840 --> 01:11:20,120
Speaker 1: You don't want to go smaller school. I tried to

1310
01:11:20,160 --> 01:11:23,920
Speaker 1: look really quick. That's why did us? What's Alcorn State doing?

1311
01:11:23,960 --> 01:11:27,040
Speaker 1: Oh my god, these apps here in state don't have

1312
01:11:27,160 --> 01:11:29,519
Speaker 1: all the games that you do. You gotta click, I know,

1313
01:11:29,640 --> 01:11:31,679
Speaker 1: but both body, you have to search for him. Both

1314
01:11:32,040 --> 01:11:34,599
Speaker 1: used to have everything. Some of the games would be overseason.

1315
01:11:34,600 --> 01:11:36,919
Speaker 1: You like what you know? Which one I missed from Bovada?

1316
01:11:37,520 --> 01:11:40,680
Speaker 1: The live bet, the live play by play bet. They

1317
01:11:40,720 --> 01:11:42,599
Speaker 1: don't have that. They don't not none of these apps

1318
01:11:42,640 --> 01:11:44,439
Speaker 1: have it. Are they gonna run the ball, They're gonna

1319
01:11:44,439 --> 01:11:48,320
Speaker 1: pass the ball? In complete? Pass, complete pass. I missed

1320
01:11:48,320 --> 01:11:52,080
Speaker 1: that one. NFL. I'll go that London game. Who's playing

1321
01:11:52,080 --> 01:11:57,040
Speaker 1: in it? Oh my god, let's pick whoever? Who'd you say?

1322
01:11:57,040 --> 01:12:03,120
Speaker 1: Minnesota and and Vikings? No, yeah, Minnesota and the Vikings Man?

1323
01:12:03,280 --> 01:12:05,400
Speaker 1: Is that guy really in front of the Caesar's Hey,

1324
01:12:05,479 --> 01:12:09,240
Speaker 1: we were just there? Is that a screen? Or is

1325
01:12:09,280 --> 01:12:15,200
Speaker 1: he in front of Caesar's screen? Really? Yes? Dude, you

1326
01:12:15,320 --> 01:12:19,400
Speaker 1: just blew his world. You know what, Hey, we're gonna

1327
01:12:19,400 --> 01:12:20,920
Speaker 1: go out. We're gonna go there by the window. I'm

1328
01:12:20,920 --> 01:12:22,040
Speaker 1: gonna take a picture of you and I want you

1329
01:12:22,040 --> 01:12:27,599
Speaker 1: to see what it looks like. Hey, give me Vikings.

1330
01:12:28,280 --> 01:12:30,519
Speaker 1: You thought about that. The Saints are absolutely I don't

1331
01:12:30,520 --> 01:12:32,400
Speaker 1: know if they get points, it's minus points, whatever it is.

1332
01:12:32,520 --> 01:12:34,360
Speaker 1: Do that one, even with even with a lava, the

1333
01:12:34,479 --> 01:12:38,360
Speaker 1: Saints are very two and a half. Do that one. Oh,

1334
01:12:38,640 --> 01:12:42,040
Speaker 1: you know he has a boner for the Vikings. Good pick,

1335
01:12:43,160 --> 01:12:47,040
Speaker 1: that's a good pick. Okay, course, put on the freaking head.

1336
01:12:47,080 --> 01:12:54,720
Speaker 1: Put the heat on that. It's a Viking. I do

1337
01:12:54,880 --> 01:12:59,600
Speaker 1: like that horn though, That Viking horns badass. Ready for

1338
01:12:59,680 --> 01:13:01,600
Speaker 1: all the London fans, the fake like they like the

1339
01:13:01,720 --> 01:13:06,040
Speaker 1: NFL eight dirty in the morning. I bet you they start,

1340
01:13:06,200 --> 01:13:12,840
Speaker 1: Jamie Tart, Jamie, I get that. Alright, let's get good

1341
01:13:12,840 --> 01:13:19,639
Speaker 1: bye one. Yeah. I couldn't finish it, though, Ted Lasso.

1342
01:13:20,360 --> 01:13:22,600
Speaker 1: There's another one coming out. We only made it a

1343
01:13:22,680 --> 01:13:24,559
Speaker 1: couple of episodes. Didn't love it? You know, you came

1344
01:13:24,640 --> 01:13:29,600
Speaker 1: up too soon from the beginning. Yeah, I get it.

1345
01:13:29,680 --> 01:13:31,280
Speaker 1: The guy from the office, from coach. It's more than

1346
01:13:31,360 --> 01:13:35,040
Speaker 1: five seconds. But we weren't all in. I'm not a

1347
01:13:35,080 --> 01:13:38,759
Speaker 1: big soccer fan. Well I'm not either, but it's awesome.

1348
01:13:38,800 --> 01:13:41,639
Speaker 1: Are we playing Saturday? Yeah? We got a game, dude.

1349
01:13:42,280 --> 01:13:45,840
Speaker 1: Last week Lunch's kid was out of town. Head coaches

1350
01:13:45,880 --> 01:13:49,280
Speaker 1: that time. He's in Vegas between my boy and Scuba's boy.

1351
01:13:49,840 --> 01:13:53,760
Speaker 1: We what scored sixteen sixteen goals? Oh what? Oh? You

1352
01:13:53,800 --> 01:13:55,639
Speaker 1: didn't get the memo? Now you told me we lost

1353
01:13:56,160 --> 01:13:58,880
Speaker 1: Oh I don't know. We lost her one? We got killed. No,

1354
01:13:59,240 --> 01:14:01,639
Speaker 1: my boys scorts six goals and for in the first

1355
01:14:01,680 --> 01:14:03,760
Speaker 1: five minutes of the game, then quit they didn't want

1356
01:14:03,760 --> 01:14:07,439
Speaker 1: to play anymore. Then Scoopa's kids scored like nine freaking goals.

1357
01:14:09,040 --> 01:14:11,040
Speaker 1: What are the odds? All you guys kids can play

1358
01:14:11,040 --> 01:14:13,639
Speaker 1: in the same team. Easy, we just signed No, we're

1359
01:14:13,680 --> 01:14:15,559
Speaker 1: not even signed up. They didn't play, they didn't pay.

1360
01:14:16,520 --> 01:14:18,040
Speaker 1: We're not even signed up. And he goes, if you're

1361
01:14:18,080 --> 01:14:20,559
Speaker 1: not doing anything Saturday, come on by the games at nine.

1362
01:14:20,680 --> 01:14:22,600
Speaker 1: So I haven't urged my explanation. Hey, I have an

1363
01:14:22,640 --> 01:14:24,120
Speaker 1: old jersey. We just put it on the kid and

1364
01:14:24,200 --> 01:14:31,960
Speaker 1: he just welcome snacks. Yeah, all right, are you coaching again? There?

1365
01:14:33,080 --> 01:14:38,960
Speaker 1: Glad you kids are all in this neighborhood, in this zone. Yeah,

1366
01:14:39,120 --> 01:14:43,040
Speaker 1: not just a mailbox number. Oh boy, did you guys

1367
01:14:43,120 --> 01:14:45,559
Speaker 1: bring a piece of mail to prove where you live?

1368
01:14:47,080 --> 01:14:48,920
Speaker 1: They said that the other coach is really good though,

1369
01:14:49,040 --> 01:14:51,519
Speaker 1: surprised for having your back. Oh well maybe I don't know.

1370
01:14:52,240 --> 01:14:58,479
Speaker 1: All all right, let's go all right, goodbye everyone. Hey,

1371
01:14:58,560 --> 01:15:01,040
Speaker 1: maybe they can fill the arena with cardboard cutouts like

1372
01:15:01,120 --> 01:15:05,120
Speaker 1: they did drink Oh the athletics. Yes, it's not a

1373
01:15:05,160 --> 01:15:08,800
Speaker 1: bad idea coach email coach, No one's mine. Let's go.

1374
01:15:10,520 --> 01:15:12,400
Speaker 1: Maybe Chris and his wife can help. Maybe they can

1375
01:15:12,439 --> 01:15:14,439
Speaker 1: sell them to their whole like maybe how they did

1376
01:15:14,479 --> 01:15:17,280
Speaker 1: popcorn for the kids. You know what they should do

1377
01:15:17,360 --> 01:15:20,920
Speaker 1: really instead of just selling, just give him out on

1378
01:15:21,040 --> 01:15:26,720
Speaker 1: the strip like those strip club tickets. Hey, bat out

1379
01:15:26,800 --> 01:15:33,800
Speaker 1: of hell, bat hell. Screw you man, Okay, that's not

1380
01:15:33,880 --> 01:15:38,160
Speaker 1: called for. Okay, I'll go. If you suck my dick,

1381
01:15:39,800 --> 01:15:44,920
Speaker 1: that's inappropriate. Sir, bad out of hell, bat out of Hell.

1382
01:15:44,960 --> 01:15:47,639
Speaker 1: I'm about to bring a bat over there, and k okay,

1383
01:15:47,640 --> 01:15:50,040
Speaker 1: please don't surf. Please bat out of hell, bat out

1384
01:15:50,080 --> 01:15:54,320
Speaker 1: of hell. Oh man,