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Speaker 1: All right, guys, you want to do are morality Monday

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Speaker 1: on Tuesday? Why do morality Monday on Tuesday show? Someone

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Speaker 2: They love it?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? Well, I mean how could you know?

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Speaker 4: Oh three I asked for it?

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Speaker 1: Yeah that was you you Texas eight context the same number.

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Speaker 1: All right, morality Monday on Tuesday. So your teenager has

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Speaker 1: had a rough few years. Okay, so let's just imagine

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Speaker 1: we don't have teenagers. First came in arrest for shoplifting.

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Speaker 1: The item was of little value, it was only a misdemeanor.

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Speaker 1: Then your team was with some friends who were smoking

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Speaker 1: pot and driving too fast, which I guess you're not

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Speaker 1: supposed to do. Your teen has promised that they're turning

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Speaker 1: over a new leaf and seem to be on the

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Speaker 1: right track, doing better in school, coming home by curfew,

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Speaker 1: and generally having a much better attitude. Now you get

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Speaker 1: a liquor store and still beer. So do you go

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna lovem sit there and face whatever consequences befall

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Speaker 1: him or her in this case, So, you know, not

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Speaker 1: acting great. You know they're not acting great. They told

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Speaker 1: it out. They didn't. So but here's the thing. As

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Speaker 1: to parent, you kind of have to deal with the repercussion, right, Like,

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Speaker 1: there's lawyers, there's you know, potential I don't know, college

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Speaker 1: parents have to deal with too. So it's probably easier

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Speaker 1: to try and get your kid out of whatever it is. However,

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Speaker 1: that doesn't really teach anybody a lesson. So what do

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Speaker 1: you do? Do you let your kid rot in jail?

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Speaker 1: It sounds of my teenagers over here, Well that's what

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Speaker 1: your parents did, right.

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Speaker 5: Uh?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I really didn't get my parents involved in stuff

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Speaker 6: like that. I just you know, I did the crime

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Speaker 6: and I did the time, you know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 1: So you never told them like I'm going to I'm

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Speaker 1: going to court today, or I got in trouble like

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Speaker 1: so you would just you got it trouble and you

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Speaker 1: would just go to court alone. Yeah, and then you

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Speaker 1: what did you do to say? Hey, guys, just heads up,

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Speaker 1: I'll be in jail next week. Yeah, that's what happened, right,

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Speaker 1: won't be home for dinner. That's literally what happened. I

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Speaker 1: it reckless driving. I was doing like one fifty and

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Speaker 1: five because I had a job. And they're like, well,

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Speaker 1: if you miss one day, don't bother coming back.

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Speaker 3: Oh.

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Speaker 6: And then I had my court date and they're like,

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Speaker 6: well you didn't finish the other five days.

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Speaker 3: And I was like, well I had a job.

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Speaker 6: They're like, well you could spend the next five days

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Speaker 3: And they took me from there and I.

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Speaker 6: Got to the jail, got all the dressed up in

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Speaker 3: And that was it. WHOA Yeah, did you cry? Did

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Speaker 7: Yeah?

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Speaker 6: No, because I knew it was gonna happen, like, oh,

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Speaker 6: there's no other like what they're gonna be like, Oh,

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Speaker 6: don't worry about those five other days. You know what

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Speaker 6: I'm saying, Like I had someone drive me there because

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Speaker 6: I was just like, I'm not gonna drive my car

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Speaker 4: Why did you miss Why did you miss it? If

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Speaker 6: I had a job, Like I was only able to

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Speaker 6: take off a week from my job and I couldn't

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Speaker 4: But then you had to take off.

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Speaker 7: No, yeah, I did you still have the job after

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Speaker 7: you did the five days.

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Speaker 1: I was working.

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Speaker 3: I was working at McDonald's at the time. Yeah.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, Well that was a smart manager. He wanted you

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Speaker 7: to go to jail. Yeah yeah, yeah, well no I

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Speaker 7: want to hear that.

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Speaker 1: So the text are saying he needs to sit Let

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Speaker 1: your kids sit in jail, non issue, because you won't

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Speaker 1: speed when you're smoking pot.

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Speaker 3: That's making sweat for a while.

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Speaker 1: I would say, no, they need to be responsible and

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Speaker 1: learn from their actions. His ask can sit no questions.

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Speaker 1: A lot of people. Most people are saying leave him

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Speaker 1: I'm worried about the pot. Do we get to keep

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Speaker 6: I would honestly go to the jail and talk to

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Speaker 6: turn a new leaf, you know what I'm saying, Like,

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Speaker 6: maybe they're just in the wrong place at the wrong

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Speaker 6: time with the friends. He shouldn't be hanging out with

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Speaker 6: this person should be hanging out with, you know what

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Speaker 6: I'm saying. So we talked to them to see what

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Speaker 6: the situation, what really happened. We'll just let him sit there, Turk,

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Speaker 6: But I interrupted you though, what are you gonna do?

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Speaker 4: Oh, my kid's definitely sitting there.

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Speaker 7: I'm not going down to the jail house because I

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Speaker 7: just feel like I go down there next thing, you know,

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Speaker 7: I got a warm from my arrest with.

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Speaker 3: Something locked up.

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Speaker 7: They locked up the dog, Like, I'm the kid is gonna.

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Speaker 1: Sit can you pick me up? Well, I mean a

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Speaker 3: All a ploy.

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Speaker 8: They only arrested him to get to hear.

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Speaker 3: Downs worth of ict.

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Speaker 4: I'm not doing this.

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Speaker 3: No, I'm not.

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Speaker 5: Going I'm picking my kid up, and what they're gonna

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Speaker 5: what they're gonna deal with the gym.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Paulina, I'm sending my my mother. I'm sending grandma

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Speaker 2: to go because grandma scary, and I'm gonna make sure

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Speaker 5: She's there, she'll treat your kids the same, though, because

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Speaker 5: I feel like grandma's have a different relationship with the grandkids.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but I'm going to spill up the story a

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Speaker 4: Yeah, she gets even more pissed.

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Speaker 2: There you go, because I feel like, you know, a

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Speaker 3: Yeah. I think my grands no, I don't know my mom, they.

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Speaker 2: Would have been disappointed, and you would have been right, really, yeah, I.

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Speaker 1: Think my grandfather would have been My mom would have

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Speaker 1: been the worst though. Oh, she would not have that.

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Speaker 1: I mean, we've all heard the classic Fred's story about

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Speaker 1: when we got detained in a public park and I

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Speaker 1: you should have been in that situation. I'm like, okay,

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Speaker 1: but I was the only one not drinking, like, and

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Speaker 3: Anyway, I don't know, you should should have been in

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Speaker 5: I had to get picked up from jail when I

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Speaker 5: they would not allow one parent to come. They insisted

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Speaker 5: don't know why that's a law or a rule, but

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Speaker 4: Screwed me over. That's crazy. Isn't that crazy? They would

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Speaker 3: I think I'm with you, though.

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Speaker 1: I think I get my kid out after a little while,

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Speaker 1: because because, like I said before, whatever legal issue that

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Speaker 4: Right, I'm not going to court and paying for all that.

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Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying.

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Speaker 7: Now.

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Speaker 1: I got to clean this up for you, So no,

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Speaker 1: I got to get you out of it, because this

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Speaker 4: Now, yeah, but your life will be well at home.

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Speaker 1: But yeah, you're not going to enjoy yourself. No, okay,

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Speaker 1: Well another moral scenario solved thanks to all of you. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and so my dad would have let me see you

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Speaker 1: all these texts today. That's what my dad would have done.

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Speaker 1: And he's retired law enforcement. His ass is going to

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: And then when I would go get my kid out

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Speaker 1: I'd rather punish them myself.

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Speaker 3: And then they don't have a record.

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Speaker 1: That's That's the other thing is, you know, kids do

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Speaker 1: a job that I'm paying for your ass when you're

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Speaker 1: thirty two, you know, So no, sorry, I mean they

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Speaker 1: don't all turn out like Rufio over here, big radio superstar.

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Speaker 1: Would you like to take a picture with me?

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Speaker 3: Turn my life around? Yeah? Yeah, see there you go.

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Speaker 3: Block's next Fred Show the Man? What is this?

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Speaker 1: What is the incredible life hack Jason Brown that you

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Speaker 1: just discovered late in life?

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Speaker 8: You guys, I was so proud of myself last night,

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Speaker 8: but I had to my car need the oil change,

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Speaker 8: so I had to take Mike's car, so I had

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Speaker 8: to switch like keys over on my key ring and

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Speaker 8: I did the key ring like I took something off

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Speaker 8: the key ring put it on a key ring.

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Speaker 3: I just mastered that at thirty four years old.

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Speaker 4: A key a key ring, yeah, like the metal thing.

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Speaker 8: Like, because I could never I'd be like, how this hurts,

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Speaker 8: Like how to get your finger there to like get

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Speaker 8: it off. So I've never been able to do it.

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Speaker 8: I've always given it to other people. But now that

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Speaker 8: I'm a mature man, I can work a key ring.

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Speaker 3: Aren't you guys proud of me? I am heat ring? Yeah. Well,

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Speaker 3: so you've had someone else put keys on a key

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Speaker 3: ring for your whole life?

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Speaker 8: Yeah, Or I've used a little like what do they

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Speaker 8: call those things?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Oh you're a carabiner. Yeah, like you drive a

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Speaker 3: super row yeah, yeah, chat or something.

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Speaker 9: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I have a tent on the top of my car.

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Speaker 9: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: They call you digger. Yeah, only when I'm on the mountains,

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Speaker 3: you know. Yeah a second, I want to hear that.

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Speaker 3: We'll get back to it.

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Speaker 1: Alyssa, Hi, Alissa, Hello Hill Jason just learned how to

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Speaker 1: use a key ring. We'll get back to that because

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Speaker 1: you you're going back to morality Monday. On Tuesday, what happened?

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Speaker 10: So, No, I was sixteen years old and my mom

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Speaker 10: found maybe some crumbs of marijuana in my car, and I, you.

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Speaker 9: Know, obviously was so scared and was so upset. I apologize.

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Speaker 10: She found a little pipe, didn't have anything in there, and.

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Speaker 9: Instead of trying to talk to me, she took me to.

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Speaker 5: The jail cell.

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Speaker 10: I sat there, waited to talk to a detective who

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Speaker 10: told me, basically, this is what could happen if you

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Speaker 10: got caught with this, and scared me to hack because

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Speaker 10: she wanted to set me straight.

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Speaker 4: So I don't know what she would have done.

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Speaker 9: If I was actually in a jail cell or taken

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Speaker 1: But yeah, yeah, we should have put you on the

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Speaker 1: TV show that used to do a Scared Straight or

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Speaker 1: whatever that was, yeah, you know, right, and then like

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Speaker 1: the prisoners all, you know, banging against the bars and

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Speaker 1: then there's always the one tough guy they have to

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Speaker 1: break down. You know, the twelve year old is not scared. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that could have been you could have.

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Speaker 9: Been you exactly exactly. So uh need let's just say

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Speaker 9: I didn't. It smoked for a while, but it was.

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Speaker 9: It was scary but also crazy because I said I

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Speaker 1: Okay, well, listen, thank you, have a good day. Well,

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Speaker 1: thank you Jason.

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Speaker 3: A lot of people are are feeling you. Really. I

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Speaker 3: love Jason Brown so much. I feel so seen. This

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Speaker 3: is what I tried to do for you. We need

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Speaker 3: to protect Jason at all costs. Oh sweet, thank you Jason.

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Speaker 3: Looking at a validation. Aren't you guys so proud of me?

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Speaker 2: I was so.

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Speaker 3: I was like, wow, I'm proud I've matured so much.

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Speaker 3: I literally thought that to myself. But what else? I'm

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Speaker 3: just curious. What else would you say that you learned

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Speaker 3: later in life?

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Speaker 9: Then?

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Speaker 1: If the key chain just happened at you know, in

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Speaker 1: the early thirties, then what well, what else would you

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Speaker 4: Geography?

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Speaker 8: Well, yeah, geography is a work in progress. I have

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Speaker 3: Oh boy, yeah right, I'm right now to me get out.

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Speaker 8: With the pia. I But like when until I moved

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Speaker 3: Like I didn't know how to like washing washing.

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Speaker 8: Washing only when it's his work clothes because they're really dirty.

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Speaker 8: So I six at a time, But I didn't know

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Speaker 8: I mean, I don't know. I learned a lot. My

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Speaker 1: Is there anything you guys can think of that you

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Speaker 4: My sister just learned how to use a lighter like

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Speaker 5: Use a lighton do a lighter like a regular big light? Yes,

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Speaker 5: she was like how do I I was like, oh, I.

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Speaker 3: Can't do that either. I just like burn myself. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I couldn't blow a bubble with gum until I was

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Speaker 1: probably in my mid twenties.

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Speaker 3: I couldn't do it.

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Speaker 1: Really, I don't know I just couldn't do it. I

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Speaker 4: Were you like, aren't you guys proud of me?

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Speaker 1: how do I do the laundry?

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Speaker 4: Do washing machine?

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Speaker 3: How do I do washing machine? And she's like, you

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Speaker 3: should go to college. That's where you'll learn.

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Speaker 2: I learned the dishwasher a couple of years ago when

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Speaker 4: Were in there, so I wasn't really you knowing it.

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Speaker 4: So then like I had to have people show me

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Speaker 3: Yes, everywhere. Yeah, I thought you could do it like

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Speaker 3: You're just supposed to throw it in there. I saw

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Speaker 4: I followed, I'm not going to learn from TikTok.

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Speaker 3: So I just throw it in there now, just just

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Speaker 4: I didn't you could. We had to change our car batteries.

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Speaker 7: I didn't know we had a battery until it died.

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Speaker 3: You know, your car had a battery electric It only

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Speaker 3: has a battery, the electric car.

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Speaker 2: When I when I was out here with my gas

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Speaker 1: An electric car, I didn't know the entire body of

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Speaker 1: the car is a battery.

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Speaker 2: The very first time my car died on me, I

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Speaker 4: Like I didn't know where battery. I have to get

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Speaker 7: It was a lot for me to Yeah, wow, me too. Wow,

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Speaker 7: I know, okay, anything. I just can't blow up a balloon.

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Speaker 7: That's that's my only struggle to send back in life.

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Speaker 7: Oh look, fix that you can do that. I can't.

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Speaker 3: It's like this struggle.

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Speaker 7: Yes, s thing on my dogline and herds so bad.

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Speaker 7: I just can't blow.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, just spit everywhere you. You put the balloon

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Speaker 7: Yes, and then it's like this cramp, like this singly

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Speaker 3: You get Lockjawn from blog balloon.

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Speaker 7: I don't know.

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Speaker 3: One Fred show next. Yes, wedding week.

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Speaker 1: It's finally here, which means we'll probably talk about it

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Speaker 1: for another month afterwards.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, but there's an end in sight.

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Speaker 4: There is an end insight your blog.

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Speaker 2: I yes, I'm getting married on Sunday, that's October eighth.

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Speaker 4: You guys will all be in attendance. We're going to.

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Speaker 2: Las Vegas, be the Las Vegas. And yesterday I had

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Speaker 2: to fill out the marriage license. So I filled it

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Speaker 2: out and asked, you, do you want to change your name?

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Speaker 2: I was like, I guess I'm gonna have to. I'm

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Speaker 2: getting married, and asked, I want to change Hobby's name.

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Speaker 2: I was messing with them and I changed it.

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Speaker 4: I changed it's my last name.

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Speaker 3: He was not happy with my hobby row.

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Speaker 4: Right, it's what I'm saying.

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Speaker 2: So I filled it out and I guess I'm.

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Speaker 4: A new person now if I got a new name,

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Speaker 4: how does this work?

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Speaker 3: I hit submit?

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Speaker 6: So, no, you got to do a lot more, just

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Speaker 6: in the in the like government there, your name is changed,

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Speaker 6: it's it.

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Speaker 4: No, don't you have to change all your No?

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Speaker 6: You know, just like like with the stage, she's that's it,

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Speaker 6: but like you still have to do everything, like you

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Speaker 2: You I'm like reborn basically not you want to but

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Speaker 2: hold on, this is I gotta think about this.

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Speaker 1: You didn't consider this until yesterday when you hit submit.

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Speaker 3: When I hit submit, I.

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Speaker 2: Mean I knew that I was gonna have to change

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Speaker 2: my name and everything.

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Speaker 3: Do you know what a marriage is? You know, you

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Speaker 3: know what's happening.

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Speaker 2: Right, Hey, it's my first time. It's be fair like

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Speaker 2: we're legally bonding here. Yes, yes, and together. I kept

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Speaker 2: his last name, so I got a really long damn last.

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Speaker 4: Nay, did you change your first name?

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Speaker 2: Finally, I tried to on that sheet, on that on

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Speaker 4: And that's honestly all I wanted. Right, because if you're

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Speaker 5: Listener, like, her first name is wrong because the damn nurses.

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Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, the nurses decided to name me because they

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Speaker 2: thought that Paulina would would be Polita to some people

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Speaker 2: and it would just cause a lot of confusion, confusion

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Speaker 3: So they decided that the nurse.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, my little name is wrong because of nurses.

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Speaker 3: How about that? I know, it's just's much time.

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Speaker 2: It's a lot, It's a lot. So I got a

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Speaker 2: long last name. Now I'm still Pauline. And then I

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Speaker 2: I when I get in, right, they told me to

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Speaker 2: go pick it up. It's filed. I have the before

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Speaker 2: in Las Vegas. Yes, Novetta, get married, sign it all

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Speaker 3: To sign it. Yeah, signs it. And then a witness science.

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Speaker 4: Witness, a witness, so it could be anybody, right.

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Speaker 1: Like from my sister that I officiated it, so I

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Speaker 4: Would you like to be a witness?

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Speaker 3: Front, I would like to be a witness.

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Speaker 2: I try to get you to officiate at the wedding,

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Speaker 2: but you don't work for them, so they didn't let

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Speaker 3: We can do like a fake one ahead of time

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Speaker 3: if you want. I don't know. We could do like

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Speaker 3: a fake wedding.

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Speaker 4: That'd be sweet.

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Speaker 3: You could come in here.

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Speaker 1: I mean it wouldn't be any That means I have

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Speaker 1: to write like a sermon, but that's fine.

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Speaker 4: Speaking on the heart.

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Speaker 3: You're worth was an old ones?

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Speaker 2: Recycle it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll take out the personal references.

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Speaker 7: You know.

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Speaker 1: When I first met a man, she was I'll take

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Speaker 1: out all the personal elements. Yeah, no, it'll be good. No, No,

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Speaker 1: this is good. No, you got to do it. Elvis

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Speaker 1: is going to handle it. Elvis has got it.

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Speaker 3: He's a man.

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Speaker 1: I just think it's funny that you, like, just realize yesterday.

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Speaker 4: That is what I said.

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Speaker 6: I will be damned, but you really don't have to

449
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Speaker 6: change it, like like Jess hasn't changed anything of first

450
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Speaker 6: I don't Jess.

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Speaker 1: So the girls up planning for the future. In it,

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Speaker 1: You're welcome. It feels good, good news, happy stories. Every

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Speaker 1: day on the show, we share them with you. What'd

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Speaker 1: you find?

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Speaker 5: Caleb So, a Pennsylvania mom called the police department for

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Speaker 5: help with her son. He needed help tying his tie

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Speaker 5: for his first school dance, and she had no idea

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Speaker 5: how so at first a female cop who didn't know

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Speaker 5: how to do it was dispatch, and then she called

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Speaker 5: in her partner, Officer Line Barber, who helped the young man,

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Speaker 5: referred to as Z tie his tie.

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Speaker 4: He went to work.

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Speaker 5: He made sure it was the perfect length right at

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Speaker 5: the belt line, which I didn't know was the rule.

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Speaker 4: Is that the rule boys.

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Speaker 5: The police department shared the encounter on their social page.

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Speaker 4: Thing the community policing.

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Speaker 5: Is very important to the demor and that it's even

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Speaker 5: more important that their citizens feel comfy calling them for

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Speaker 5: even small things like tying and tie.

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Speaker 4: And the pictures are really adorable of this cop tying

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Speaker 4: this little boys tie.

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Speaker 5: Love.

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Speaker 3: I love that.

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Speaker 1: There's some YouTube videos videos on TikTok two, same kind

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Speaker 1: of thing. You know, cop pull somebody over, kid over

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Speaker 1: and he's late for a speech or an interview and flustered,

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Speaker 1: and then the cop wints up tying to tie. It's

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Speaker 1: so sweet, doesn't give him a ticket kiking. You know,

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Speaker 1: I know that's foreign for you, but maybe you should

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Speaker 1: learn how to tie a tie. Yeah, maybe you would

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Speaker 1: have a problem. A one hundred and four year old

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Speaker 1: Chicago woman is hoping to set a record for being

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Speaker 1: the oldest person to ever jump out of a plane,

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Speaker 1: and she did it on Sunday. The woman made the

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Speaker 1: tandem jump from thirteen thousand, five hundred feet in the air.

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Speaker 1: After landing, the woman said that age is just a

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Speaker 1: number and the jump was delightful and couldn't have been better.

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Speaker 1: Her first skydiving adventure was actually four years ago, when

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Speaker 1: she turned one hundred. The Guinness World record for the

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Speaker 1: oldest skuydiver was sept May of twenty twenty two by

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Speaker 1: a one hundred and three year old woman from Sweden,

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Speaker 1: So now she is the oldest. Happened in Chicago, shout out.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I think you get to a certain age

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Speaker 1: for me. I think it's going to be like sixty

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Speaker 1: for her, it's one hundred for me. I think it'll

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Speaker 1: be like sixty where I'm like, you know what, I

498
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Speaker 1: have outlived everything. Let's just do all the things spongee

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Speaker 1: jump right, let's let's uh. I almost said freebase, but

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Speaker 1: I didn't mean that. I meant I meant what am

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Speaker 1: I thinking?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what I meant.

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Speaker 4: What are you?

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Speaker 3: But I mean that?

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Speaker 1: But that too, free base, steel mean all the things,

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Speaker 1: you know what I mean, all the things like you're

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Speaker 1: one hundred and four years old, like if you never

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Speaker 1: wanted to do it, do it?

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Speaker 3: You know what I mean?

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Speaker 9: Right?

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Speaker 6: And that lady you could probably get in the record

512
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Speaker 6: books a lot because she could be like the oldest

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Speaker 6: person to eat a hamburger, or the there's a whole.

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Speaker 3: There's a whole book about this one.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, everything, every step she takes, this world record waiting

516
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Speaker 1: by the phone is next Fred show. And I was

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Speaker 1: out yesterday when feeling well, which means we got to

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Speaker 1: do Monday stuff on Tuesday and Tuesday stuff. So around

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Speaker 1: you're a superstar to day. Yeah, you're a superstar every day.

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Speaker 1: But now double content.

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Speaker 5: When he has to head and travel for when school

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Speaker 5: MK tell you where.

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Speaker 4: Countries are located. But now he's in.

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Speaker 2: His yagraphy with Jason and why.

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Speaker 3: Hell us and the world is Jason j taking away

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Speaker 3: to where are we headed?

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Speaker 8: We are going to Kuwait? Are we now in the

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Speaker 8: Middle East?

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Speaker 3: Wow? Yes, that's quite a track travel. Yeah.

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Speaker 8: So it's one of the smaller countries in the Middle East.

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Speaker 8: It's very low. It's made up of ten islands too,

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Speaker 8: like out off the in the water whatever water that is.

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Speaker 8: And the largest island is Boo Beyond. That's the biggest

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Speaker 8: island there. So in case you guys want to go there, the.

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Speaker 1: They call it on the big island Boo Beyond, Big Boobyon.

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Speaker 1: I know I've met her my phone. Actually I think

537
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Speaker 1: she ghosted me on Gumble.

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Speaker 3: It's a big Booby on.

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Speaker 8: So it's uh Eastern Arabia. It's by there all the

540
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Speaker 8: Persian Gulf is the water. The Persian Gulf is right there.

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Speaker 8: It's by Iraq, Saudi Arabia. The largest city is Kuwait City.

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Speaker 8: That's obviously very They spent a lot of time naming that.

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Speaker 8: Kuwait City is the biggest one.

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Speaker 3: Are you coming right?

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Speaker 8: It's the largest city. Unsure if it's the capital, but

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Speaker 8: it's definitely the largest. Four point five million people live there.

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Speaker 8: It's part of Mesa Potamia, which is exciting.

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Speaker 3: They sell oil.

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Speaker 8: There's a lot of drums over all that we don't

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Speaker 8: need to go into all the Yeah, yeah, a lot

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Speaker 8: of drums going on there.

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Speaker 1: I would love to see you do like a political

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Speaker 1: like on MSNBC or I don't yeah, right, right, exactly.

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Speaker 1: Let's go to Jason Brown.

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Speaker 8: Now the crisis.

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Speaker 1: What's happening with the oil crisis? Well, guys, so much

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Speaker 1: KUWAITI drops.

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Speaker 8: Drums about the oil out of control, the lulu for

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Speaker 8: the oil over there.

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Speaker 6: It's why the continent is Kuwait on the Middle East continent,

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Speaker 6: that one of.

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Speaker 3: The Middle East continent.

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Speaker 4: Okay in his script.

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Speaker 8: Okay, so just the fun fact, sorry, Fred, it got

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Speaker 8: the oddest it ever got in twenty sixteen was one

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Speaker 8: hundred and twenty degrees.

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Speaker 1: It's super hot there. Yeah, I get your own. Really,

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Speaker 1: we're doing it now. You have to take mine too, and.

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Speaker 8: It's really close to your fun back. So I'm sorry.

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Speaker 8: And yeah, hedgehogs live there, which is really exciting.

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Speaker 3: Cool. Yeah, yes, and that's Kuwait. Okay, Well, thank you, Jason.

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Speaker 3: I want to Kuwait. No, don't worry.

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Speaker 1: My fact is about something different, okay, completely, So you

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Speaker 1: didn't entirely act to steal my content.

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Speaker 3: I will bite off us all the time. You don't

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Speaker 3: bite off me.

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Speaker 1: Right in front of me, biting off ourselves right in

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Speaker 1: front of Yeah, exactly, what's next you're gonna do? Uh

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Speaker 1: uh Caitlyn's entertainment, Jasons entertainer? Yeah right, you're going to

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Speaker 1: waiting by the tele Jason's Like, what's next to fread

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Speaker 1: show next, Kaitlin, do a blog? Take it away, dear blog.

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Speaker 4: And I am so so serious about this.

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Speaker 5: I think that I am going to purchase a life

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Speaker 5: alert please. Oh god, yes, I am not even joking

585
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Speaker 5: you guys, like it is it is.

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Speaker 4: We are in the red zone, like time, it is

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Speaker 4: so time.

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Speaker 5: So yesterday I was teeking a shower and I forgot

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Speaker 5: to grab myself a towel. And I have one of

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Speaker 5: those bathrooms that is like the toilet and the shower

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Speaker 5: are separate, like there's a door, so I don't keep

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Speaker 5: my and it's small, so like I don't keep my

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Speaker 5: towels in there. I always grab one, you know whatever.

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Speaker 5: But I forgot so in the middle of my shower

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Speaker 5: or when it was ending, you know, I scurried off

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Speaker 5: to get my towel. But I have tile floors. Okay,

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Speaker 5: So scurried off, got my towel, dried off, whatever. And

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Speaker 5: you guys know, I am extremely clumsy, No, extremely clumsy,

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Speaker 5: and I'm told that this is because of my ADHD.

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Speaker 5: I just learned recently, like you just move fast and

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Speaker 5: you're not thinking. So later on in the night, I

602
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Speaker 5: got a wild hair. I was running to put some

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Speaker 5: shoes away. You guys, I slipped on this tile floor.

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Speaker 5: Fred I sounded like the woman who broke her ankle

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Speaker 5: when she was wine stopping the graph.

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Speaker 4: I knocked the wind out.

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Speaker 5: Of myself and I was like, literally, I couldn't move

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Speaker 5: and I got nauseous.

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Speaker 4: It hurt so bad.

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Speaker 5: I messed up my knee, my hit my wrists. So

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Speaker 5: at the wedding you'll see all kinds of bruises. No,

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Speaker 5: I'm still not you know, no one's hurting me.

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Speaker 4: It's me. I'm hurting me. I'm the problem.

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Speaker 1: I'm not going out with you anytime soon because you'll

615
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Speaker 1: just tell everybody. You'll be walking around with crushes, telling

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Speaker 1: everybody I did it, like the black guy. The black

617
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Speaker 1: eye came up over the weekend. Somebody asked me about

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Speaker 1: your black eye.

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Speaker 4: People, we're still talking about I don't remember.

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Speaker 1: Where I was when somebody was asking me about the

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Speaker 1: black guy there, liked, hey, what happened to Kailin? It

622
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Speaker 1: was just like a random like a hey, nice to

623
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Speaker 1: meet you. What what was up with her black eye?

624
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Speaker 1: And I'm like, well, you know, she said she fell

625
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Speaker 1: in the closet or something, and and but then she

626
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Speaker 1: loved it. We went out to the bar and she

627
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Speaker 1: told everybody that I did it, which really went over

628
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Speaker 1: well to the point where someone actually pulled you outside

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Speaker 1: to ask if that was true.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I was a lawyer, Yeah, but no it wasn't. Fred.

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Speaker 9: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: So and I was texting Jason from the.

633
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Speaker 5: Floor like oh my god, Like I just thought, so

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Speaker 5: I need to figure out who my.

635
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Speaker 4: Life alert is gonna call. But I'm not kidding, like

636
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Speaker 4: because if something really happened, what what am I gonna do?

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Speaker 8: Girl?

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Speaker 7: Yeah, Lincoln to poll because if it goes to Jason,

639
00:26:34,600 --> 00:26:35,920
Speaker 7: you know, he get in the car, he got to

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Speaker 7: put a seatbelt on.

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Speaker 5: Then my body because if something happened, I don't mean

642
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Speaker 5: his fingerprints were on me.

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Speaker 4: So he's out the fastest. Well you'll get my car

644
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Speaker 4: may not be charged.

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Speaker 5: So now I'm s O l and you guys will

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Speaker 5: find me, you know, naked on the tile floor.

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Speaker 4: I'll make you a nice graphic on the floor.

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Speaker 1: That's just what we need for the rumors, Calin, is

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00:27:09,480 --> 00:27:11,359
Speaker 1: for me to find you naked on the floor in

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Speaker 1: your home. We're like, Caylen, did you fall again? Are

651
00:27:17,720 --> 00:27:22,440
Speaker 1: you stuck? Damn it, Calen, not again with the dishwasher.

652
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Speaker 1: I mean, I'm not responsible for any of it. I

653
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Speaker 1: didn't do any of it. I didn't do any of

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Speaker 1: this stuff. The Unentertainmber Report is next