WEBVTT - Shady Highlight: Sharing Your Shallow Breakups!

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<v Speaker 1>We put out a question on to you guys are listeners,

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<v Speaker 1>and y'all answered, and, oh my gosh, y'all are funny.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, y'all think me and Robbing a funny. No,

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<v Speaker 1>y'all are funny. Okay, And the question was and then

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<v Speaker 1>the title of this episode is I'm shallow and I

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<v Speaker 1>hate my ex. Okay, because and the reason why that's

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<v Speaker 1>the title is because of the responses that y'all have given. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>y'all are hilarious. The question that we asked you guys

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<v Speaker 1>was give us shallow reasons why you broke up with

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<v Speaker 1>your ex. Yes, I would get a kick out of

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<v Speaker 1>reading these, like so funny? Alright, alright, so Robert, what

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<v Speaker 1>you got first? Okay, this one is hilarious. High ladies.

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<v Speaker 1>This is from will Marie. Hi ladies, love you and

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<v Speaker 1>the pod. This is my shallow reason why I broke

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<v Speaker 1>up with him. He wore tidy whitey. I don't even

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<v Speaker 1>let my kids wear tidy whities. Okay, any more tidy whities.

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<v Speaker 1>That's it. It may be shallow, but I could not

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<v Speaker 1>get past it. He looked like a damn toddler. I

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<v Speaker 1>can't date a grown man who wore those okay, but

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<v Speaker 1>a part of me feels like, why didn't you just

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<v Speaker 1>tell him that these are inappropriate for a grown man?

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<v Speaker 1>Because I like, okay, I'm sorry. I think that's that's

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<v Speaker 1>like the shallow part. It's like, you know what, this

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<v Speaker 1>is horrible, and the fact that you even chose to

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<v Speaker 1>war these speaks mountains about your like who you are,

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<v Speaker 1>like your corny and you're a loser, Like there's no

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<v Speaker 1>way I'm even having this conversation with you. And what

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<v Speaker 1>if he like debated her on that was like, well,

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<v Speaker 1>it picks my balls feel good, you know what I'm saying, Like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>but I need to I need to hold my penis

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<v Speaker 1>in really tight, like you know what I mean, I

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<v Speaker 1>need ball support, she said, right, she said we were,

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<v Speaker 1>she said, by the way, we were in our twenties.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm thirty now and still think about that first time

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<v Speaker 1>I saw those on him. Men out there, please, this

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<v Speaker 1>is a message to you, man. Yeahs, do not wear

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<v Speaker 1>tidy whiteis unless you were in your eighties, not even

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<v Speaker 1>it's just my phone, not even then, not even then,

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<v Speaker 1>Why are you wearing anything? And your eighties Your balls

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<v Speaker 1>need to like be free, right, so you wouldn't wear it.

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<v Speaker 1>Then I feel like when you're eight eighties you might

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<v Speaker 1>need to just hold some stuff in, you know. But like, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>I feel you on that girl, m I feel you too, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I got one, all right. So this is from Jordan's Crosby. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so she said, shallow reason why I broke up with

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<v Speaker 1>him was because he ate garlic wings and came to

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<v Speaker 1>bed without showering. It was seeping from his pores and

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<v Speaker 1>he smelled repulsive. Okay, Okay, now that is shallow. If

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<v Speaker 1>you didn't know, now you know, because ibb, you couldn't

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<v Speaker 1>you just tell him to go take a shower or like,

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<v Speaker 1>but if it's I if he ate the garden, the

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<v Speaker 1>shower is not going to get rid of the garlic

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<v Speaker 1>that's steeping through his pores. No, it's not like it's

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<v Speaker 1>not it's just like, damn, he just had too much

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<v Speaker 1>garlic and asked him, you know, to not do that again.

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<v Speaker 1>Right right? What? Oh, oh my gosh. Emily said, I

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<v Speaker 1>broke up with a guy because he wore white socks

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<v Speaker 1>and black pants, y'all? Not okay? He was Michael Jackson?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that? Yes? No, Michael Jackson, do he wear whites? Yes? Yes, yes, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>so secretly Emily was dating Michael Jackson. So I actually

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<v Speaker 1>hate I don't like white socks, like athletic socks, and

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<v Speaker 1>it does annoy me when one wears them, right, but

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<v Speaker 1>and I like ankle socks and one we're like the

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<v Speaker 1>ones like up to his like calf, just like like

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<v Speaker 1>stop wearing that. But I'm not going to break up

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<v Speaker 1>with him because of that, of course, not because you'll

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<v Speaker 1>have two children together. Okay, So ginger A Seagal said

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<v Speaker 1>her shallow reason for breaking up with him was he

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<v Speaker 1>drooled on my straight hair during a makeout session and

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<v Speaker 1>made a section wet and curl. Now that would kiss

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<v Speaker 1>me to hell off, do you know how hard? So

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<v Speaker 1>I watched, I watch. That's not shallow, that is real

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<v Speaker 1>in the fields ruled first of all, why are you drooling?

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<v Speaker 1>Why are you drooling? And then you're drawling all my

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<v Speaker 1>freaking hair, messing up my hair? Oh my god, Yeah no,

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<v Speaker 1>that's not shallow. That was a good reason to break

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<v Speaker 1>up with his ass. Oh my god. Okay, shallow, Sandy says,

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<v Speaker 1>I love you guys on rhop and your podcast. I

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<v Speaker 1>appreciate all the laughs you provide. People look at me

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<v Speaker 1>like I'm crazy. When I'm walking down the street with

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<v Speaker 1>air pods in love it, people just like walking in

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<v Speaker 1>and laughing. That's awesome. She says. I dated a guy

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<v Speaker 1>who was a football player, and he was fairly built

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<v Speaker 1>and liked to wear fitted athletic shirts unfo only he

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<v Speaker 1>was Greek and very hairy. His arms look like a

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<v Speaker 1>sweater and then he wore those stupid fittish shirts. I

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<v Speaker 1>couldn't stand it. I broke up with him because he

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<v Speaker 1>was too hairy. Yeah. That see, I would like, how

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<v Speaker 1>do you even get to the point where you're breaking up?

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<v Speaker 1>Like how do you even like start dating that? I

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<v Speaker 1>don't you know what I mean? Like, but and then

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<v Speaker 1>it's like, okay, I wonder if by now if he

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<v Speaker 1>has figured out he needs to wax that he needs

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<v Speaker 1>to wax his head. Yes, Harry's sweater arms, yes, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So Mark Sachet, he's gay and he talks about his

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<v Speaker 1>ex boyfriend. Okay, so he said. So I had an

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<v Speaker 1>ex boyfriend who was lovely. He didn't have bad teeth.

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<v Speaker 1>They were white now, but like they looked a little

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<v Speaker 1>baby or cute, like they weren't crooked, but they were

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<v Speaker 1>a little too spaced out. I couldn't get past. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god, couldn't passed. It, couldn't get past. But the

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<v Speaker 1>funny thing, like y'all really give people a chance. I

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<v Speaker 1>think it's like, okay, if you mark when you saw

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<v Speaker 1>him I had the baby or cateeth right, like why

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<v Speaker 1>did you If you didn't like it, then why was it?

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<v Speaker 1>Because he was a nice guy? Like a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>times it's like, oh, he's a nice guy. I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>give him a chance. But I feel like if it's

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<v Speaker 1>something you just it's bothering, Like why do you even

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<v Speaker 1>like go down the road of why do you entertain it?

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<v Speaker 1>Because I mean, you know, people want to feel like

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<v Speaker 1>they're not that shallow. That's a good point, that's a

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<v Speaker 1>good point. But I feel like he could have also

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<v Speaker 1>suggested that the guy get bracist. But then that's kind

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<v Speaker 1>of mean, right, that's kind of mean. Right now, I've

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<v Speaker 1>had this problem and I you know, this is this,

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<v Speaker 1>this is the shallow with me because I kept him

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<v Speaker 1>around for a long time. And this is the reason

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<v Speaker 1>why Jimmy Old said I broke up with him because

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<v Speaker 1>we had nothing in common, but dated him because his

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<v Speaker 1>dick was perfect. I can I can say, yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>fell victim to that. It probably happens all times. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>it's perfect, Pennis. Yeah, we hope you enjoyed that reasonably

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