Speaker 1: We put out a question on to you guys are listeners,
Speaker 1: and y'all answered, and, oh my gosh, y'all are funny.
Speaker 1: I mean, y'all think me and Robbing a funny. No,
Speaker 1: y'all are funny. Okay, And the question was and then
Speaker 1: the title of this episode is I'm shallow and I
Speaker 1: hate my ex. Okay, because and the reason why that's
Speaker 1: the title is because of the responses that y'all have given. Okay,
Speaker 1: y'all are hilarious. The question that we asked you guys
Speaker 1: was give us shallow reasons why you broke up with
Speaker 1: your ex. Yes, I would get a kick out of
Speaker 1: reading these, like so funny? Alright, alright, so Robert, what
Speaker 1: you got first? Okay, this one is hilarious. High ladies.
Speaker 1: This is from will Marie. Hi ladies, love you and
Speaker 1: the pod. This is my shallow reason why I broke
Speaker 1: up with him. He wore tidy whitey. I don't even
Speaker 1: let my kids wear tidy whities. Okay, any more tidy whities.
Speaker 1: That's it. It may be shallow, but I could not
Speaker 1: get past it. He looked like a damn toddler. I
Speaker 1: can't date a grown man who wore those okay, but
Speaker 1: a part of me feels like, why didn't you just
Speaker 1: tell him that these are inappropriate for a grown man?
Speaker 1: Because I like, okay, I'm sorry. I think that's that's
Speaker 1: like the shallow part. It's like, you know what, this
Speaker 1: is horrible, and the fact that you even chose to
Speaker 1: war these speaks mountains about your like who you are,
Speaker 1: like your corny and you're a loser, Like there's no
Speaker 1: way I'm even having this conversation with you. And what
Speaker 1: if he like debated her on that was like, well,
Speaker 1: it picks my balls feel good, you know what I'm saying, Like, oh,
Speaker 1: but I need to I need to hold my penis
Speaker 1: in really tight, like you know what I mean, I
Speaker 1: need ball support, she said, right, she said we were,
Speaker 1: she said, by the way, we were in our twenties.
Speaker 1: I'm thirty now and still think about that first time
Speaker 1: I saw those on him. Men out there, please, this
Speaker 1: is a message to you, man. Yeahs, do not wear
Speaker 1: tidy whiteis unless you were in your eighties, not even
Speaker 1: it's just my phone, not even then, not even then,
Speaker 1: Why are you wearing anything? And your eighties Your balls
Speaker 1: need to like be free, right, so you wouldn't wear it.
Speaker 1: Then I feel like when you're eight eighties you might
Speaker 1: need to just hold some stuff in, you know. But like, yes,
Speaker 1: I feel you on that girl, m I feel you too, Okay,
Speaker 1: I got one, all right. So this is from Jordan's Crosby. Okay,
Speaker 1: so she said, shallow reason why I broke up with
Speaker 1: him was because he ate garlic wings and came to
Speaker 1: bed without showering. It was seeping from his pores and
Speaker 1: he smelled repulsive. Okay, Okay, now that is shallow. If
Speaker 1: you didn't know, now you know, because ibb, you couldn't
Speaker 1: you just tell him to go take a shower or like,
Speaker 1: but if it's I if he ate the garden, the
Speaker 1: shower is not going to get rid of the garlic
Speaker 1: that's steeping through his pores. No, it's not like it's
Speaker 1: not it's just like, damn, he just had too much
Speaker 1: garlic and asked him, you know, to not do that again.
Speaker 1: Right right? What? Oh, oh my gosh. Emily said, I
Speaker 1: broke up with a guy because he wore white socks
Speaker 1: and black pants, y'all? Not okay? He was Michael Jackson?
Speaker 1: Is that? Yes? No, Michael Jackson, do he wear whites? Yes? Yes, yes, yes,
Speaker 1: so secretly Emily was dating Michael Jackson. So I actually
Speaker 1: hate I don't like white socks, like athletic socks, and
Speaker 1: it does annoy me when one wears them, right, but
Speaker 1: and I like ankle socks and one we're like the
Speaker 1: ones like up to his like calf, just like like
Speaker 1: stop wearing that. But I'm not going to break up
Speaker 1: with him because of that, of course, not because you'll
Speaker 1: have two children together. Okay, So ginger A Seagal said
Speaker 1: her shallow reason for breaking up with him was he
Speaker 1: drooled on my straight hair during a makeout session and
Speaker 1: made a section wet and curl. Now that would kiss
Speaker 1: me to hell off, do you know how hard? So
Speaker 1: I watched, I watch. That's not shallow, that is real
Speaker 1: in the fields ruled first of all, why are you drooling?
Speaker 1: Why are you drooling? And then you're drawling all my
Speaker 1: freaking hair, messing up my hair? Oh my god, Yeah no,
Speaker 1: that's not shallow. That was a good reason to break
Speaker 1: up with his ass. Oh my god. Okay, shallow, Sandy says,
Speaker 1: I love you guys on rhop and your podcast. I
Speaker 1: appreciate all the laughs you provide. People look at me
Speaker 1: like I'm crazy. When I'm walking down the street with
Speaker 1: air pods in love it, people just like walking in
Speaker 1: and laughing. That's awesome. She says. I dated a guy
Speaker 1: who was a football player, and he was fairly built
Speaker 1: and liked to wear fitted athletic shirts unfo only he
Speaker 1: was Greek and very hairy. His arms look like a
Speaker 1: sweater and then he wore those stupid fittish shirts. I
Speaker 1: couldn't stand it. I broke up with him because he
Speaker 1: was too hairy. Yeah. That see, I would like, how
Speaker 1: do you even get to the point where you're breaking up?
Speaker 1: Like how do you even like start dating that? I
Speaker 1: don't you know what I mean? Like, but and then
Speaker 1: it's like, okay, I wonder if by now if he
Speaker 1: has figured out he needs to wax that he needs
Speaker 1: to wax his head. Yes, Harry's sweater arms, yes, okay,
Speaker 1: So Mark Sachet, he's gay and he talks about his
Speaker 1: ex boyfriend. Okay, so he said. So I had an
Speaker 1: ex boyfriend who was lovely. He didn't have bad teeth.
Speaker 1: They were white now, but like they looked a little
Speaker 1: baby or cute, like they weren't crooked, but they were
Speaker 1: a little too spaced out. I couldn't get past. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, couldn't passed. It, couldn't get past. But the
Speaker 1: funny thing, like y'all really give people a chance. I
Speaker 1: think it's like, okay, if you mark when you saw
Speaker 1: him I had the baby or cateeth right, like why
Speaker 1: did you If you didn't like it, then why was it?
Speaker 1: Because he was a nice guy? Like a lot of
Speaker 1: times it's like, oh, he's a nice guy. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: give him a chance. But I feel like if it's
Speaker 1: something you just it's bothering, Like why do you even
Speaker 1: like go down the road of why do you entertain it?
Speaker 1: Because I mean, you know, people want to feel like
Speaker 1: they're not that shallow. That's a good point, that's a
Speaker 1: good point. But I feel like he could have also
Speaker 1: suggested that the guy get bracist. But then that's kind
Speaker 1: of mean, right, that's kind of mean. Right now, I've
Speaker 1: had this problem and I you know, this is this,
Speaker 1: this is the shallow with me because I kept him
Speaker 1: around for a long time. And this is the reason
Speaker 1: why Jimmy Old said I broke up with him because
Speaker 1: we had nothing in common, but dated him because his
Speaker 1: dick was perfect. I can I can say, yeah, I
Speaker 1: fell victim to that. It probably happens all times. Yes,
Speaker 1: it's perfect, Pennis. Yeah, we hope you enjoyed that reasonably
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