1
00:00:06,840 --> 00:00:11,200
Speaker 1: We put out a question on to you guys are listeners,

2
00:00:11,280 --> 00:00:14,640
Speaker 1: and y'all answered, and, oh my gosh, y'all are funny.

3
00:00:14,920 --> 00:00:16,840
Speaker 1: I mean, y'all think me and Robbing a funny. No,

4
00:00:17,239 --> 00:00:20,160
Speaker 1: y'all are funny. Okay, And the question was and then

5
00:00:20,239 --> 00:00:23,840
Speaker 1: the title of this episode is I'm shallow and I

6
00:00:23,920 --> 00:00:26,400
Speaker 1: hate my ex. Okay, because and the reason why that's

7
00:00:26,440 --> 00:00:29,440
Speaker 1: the title is because of the responses that y'all have given. Okay,

8
00:00:29,520 --> 00:00:31,760
Speaker 1: y'all are hilarious. The question that we asked you guys

9
00:00:31,960 --> 00:00:35,599
Speaker 1: was give us shallow reasons why you broke up with

10
00:00:35,680 --> 00:00:38,839
Speaker 1: your ex. Yes, I would get a kick out of

11
00:00:38,920 --> 00:00:44,640
Speaker 1: reading these, like so funny? Alright, alright, so Robert, what

12
00:00:44,720 --> 00:00:47,680
Speaker 1: you got first? Okay, this one is hilarious. High ladies.

13
00:00:47,720 --> 00:00:50,280
Speaker 1: This is from will Marie. Hi ladies, love you and

14
00:00:50,400 --> 00:00:52,640
Speaker 1: the pod. This is my shallow reason why I broke

15
00:00:52,680 --> 00:01:01,840
Speaker 1: up with him. He wore tidy whitey. I don't even

16
00:01:01,920 --> 00:01:06,399
Speaker 1: let my kids wear tidy whities. Okay, any more tidy whities.

17
00:01:06,600 --> 00:01:08,520
Speaker 1: That's it. It may be shallow, but I could not

18
00:01:08,680 --> 00:01:11,959
Speaker 1: get past it. He looked like a damn toddler. I

19
00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:15,680
Speaker 1: can't date a grown man who wore those okay, but

20
00:01:15,880 --> 00:01:17,920
Speaker 1: a part of me feels like, why didn't you just

21
00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:20,880
Speaker 1: tell him that these are inappropriate for a grown man?

22
00:01:21,160 --> 00:01:24,399
Speaker 1: Because I like, okay, I'm sorry. I think that's that's

23
00:01:24,440 --> 00:01:26,680
Speaker 1: like the shallow part. It's like, you know what, this

24
00:01:26,760 --> 00:01:29,000
Speaker 1: is horrible, and the fact that you even chose to

25
00:01:29,080 --> 00:01:32,360
Speaker 1: war these speaks mountains about your like who you are,

26
00:01:33,400 --> 00:01:35,759
Speaker 1: like your corny and you're a loser, Like there's no

27
00:01:35,840 --> 00:01:38,360
Speaker 1: way I'm even having this conversation with you. And what

28
00:01:38,440 --> 00:01:40,160
Speaker 1: if he like debated her on that was like, well,

29
00:01:40,160 --> 00:01:43,000
Speaker 1: it picks my balls feel good, you know what I'm saying, Like, oh,

30
00:01:43,319 --> 00:01:45,520
Speaker 1: but I need to I need to hold my penis

31
00:01:45,520 --> 00:01:48,200
Speaker 1: in really tight, like you know what I mean, I

32
00:01:48,240 --> 00:01:51,080
Speaker 1: need ball support, she said, right, she said we were,

33
00:01:51,160 --> 00:01:52,920
Speaker 1: she said, by the way, we were in our twenties.

34
00:01:52,960 --> 00:01:55,200
Speaker 1: I'm thirty now and still think about that first time

35
00:01:55,240 --> 00:01:57,600
Speaker 1: I saw those on him. Men out there, please, this

36
00:01:57,640 --> 00:01:59,560
Speaker 1: is a message to you, man. Yeahs, do not wear

37
00:01:59,640 --> 00:02:03,800
Speaker 1: tidy whiteis unless you were in your eighties, not even

38
00:02:04,120 --> 00:02:06,480
Speaker 1: it's just my phone, not even then, not even then,

39
00:02:07,360 --> 00:02:09,520
Speaker 1: Why are you wearing anything? And your eighties Your balls

40
00:02:09,600 --> 00:02:12,400
Speaker 1: need to like be free, right, so you wouldn't wear it.

41
00:02:12,440 --> 00:02:16,760
Speaker 1: Then I feel like when you're eight eighties you might

42
00:02:16,800 --> 00:02:20,440
Speaker 1: need to just hold some stuff in, you know. But like, yes,

43
00:02:21,280 --> 00:02:24,400
Speaker 1: I feel you on that girl, m I feel you too, Okay,

44
00:02:24,440 --> 00:02:28,120
Speaker 1: I got one, all right. So this is from Jordan's Crosby. Okay,

45
00:02:28,200 --> 00:02:32,760
Speaker 1: so she said, shallow reason why I broke up with

46
00:02:32,840 --> 00:02:37,280
Speaker 1: him was because he ate garlic wings and came to

47
00:02:37,360 --> 00:02:42,639
Speaker 1: bed without showering. It was seeping from his pores and

48
00:02:42,720 --> 00:02:55,440
Speaker 1: he smelled repulsive. Okay, Okay, now that is shallow. If

49
00:02:55,480 --> 00:03:00,320
Speaker 1: you didn't know, now you know, because ibb, you couldn't

50
00:03:00,320 --> 00:03:02,680
Speaker 1: you just tell him to go take a shower or like,

51
00:03:03,120 --> 00:03:05,360
Speaker 1: but if it's I if he ate the garden, the

52
00:03:05,400 --> 00:03:07,440
Speaker 1: shower is not going to get rid of the garlic

53
00:03:07,520 --> 00:03:10,480
Speaker 1: that's steeping through his pores. No, it's not like it's

54
00:03:10,520 --> 00:03:13,079
Speaker 1: not it's just like, damn, he just had too much

55
00:03:13,080 --> 00:03:16,880
Speaker 1: garlic and asked him, you know, to not do that again.

56
00:03:17,240 --> 00:03:22,960
Speaker 1: Right right? What? Oh, oh my gosh. Emily said, I

57
00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:25,960
Speaker 1: broke up with a guy because he wore white socks

58
00:03:26,040 --> 00:03:32,040
Speaker 1: and black pants, y'all? Not okay? He was Michael Jackson?

59
00:03:32,080 --> 00:03:36,640
Speaker 1: Is that? Yes? No, Michael Jackson, do he wear whites? Yes? Yes, yes, yes,

60
00:03:37,200 --> 00:03:40,920
Speaker 1: so secretly Emily was dating Michael Jackson. So I actually

61
00:03:40,920 --> 00:03:45,040
Speaker 1: hate I don't like white socks, like athletic socks, and

62
00:03:45,080 --> 00:03:47,880
Speaker 1: it does annoy me when one wears them, right, but

63
00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:50,200
Speaker 1: and I like ankle socks and one we're like the

64
00:03:50,240 --> 00:03:53,360
Speaker 1: ones like up to his like calf, just like like

65
00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:55,280
Speaker 1: stop wearing that. But I'm not going to break up

66
00:03:55,280 --> 00:03:57,000
Speaker 1: with him because of that, of course, not because you'll

67
00:03:57,040 --> 00:04:02,840
Speaker 1: have two children together. Okay, So ginger A Seagal said

68
00:04:02,880 --> 00:04:06,560
Speaker 1: her shallow reason for breaking up with him was he

69
00:04:06,720 --> 00:04:11,440
Speaker 1: drooled on my straight hair during a makeout session and

70
00:04:11,520 --> 00:04:14,160
Speaker 1: made a section wet and curl. Now that would kiss

71
00:04:14,200 --> 00:04:18,960
Speaker 1: me to hell off, do you know how hard? So

72
00:04:19,320 --> 00:04:22,520
Speaker 1: I watched, I watch. That's not shallow, that is real

73
00:04:22,680 --> 00:04:25,719
Speaker 1: in the fields ruled first of all, why are you drooling?

74
00:04:26,240 --> 00:04:28,080
Speaker 1: Why are you drooling? And then you're drawling all my

75
00:04:28,279 --> 00:04:32,200
Speaker 1: freaking hair, messing up my hair? Oh my god, Yeah no,

76
00:04:32,480 --> 00:04:34,200
Speaker 1: that's not shallow. That was a good reason to break

77
00:04:34,240 --> 00:04:39,480
Speaker 1: up with his ass. Oh my god. Okay, shallow, Sandy says,

78
00:04:40,040 --> 00:04:42,680
Speaker 1: I love you guys on rhop and your podcast. I

79
00:04:42,720 --> 00:04:46,000
Speaker 1: appreciate all the laughs you provide. People look at me

80
00:04:46,080 --> 00:04:48,000
Speaker 1: like I'm crazy. When I'm walking down the street with

81
00:04:48,040 --> 00:04:52,240
Speaker 1: air pods in love it, people just like walking in

82
00:04:52,240 --> 00:04:54,800
Speaker 1: and laughing. That's awesome. She says. I dated a guy

83
00:04:54,800 --> 00:04:57,120
Speaker 1: who was a football player, and he was fairly built

84
00:04:57,279 --> 00:05:00,480
Speaker 1: and liked to wear fitted athletic shirts unfo only he

85
00:05:00,560 --> 00:05:04,640
Speaker 1: was Greek and very hairy. His arms look like a

86
00:05:04,960 --> 00:05:08,880
Speaker 1: sweater and then he wore those stupid fittish shirts. I

87
00:05:08,880 --> 00:05:11,480
Speaker 1: couldn't stand it. I broke up with him because he

88
00:05:11,520 --> 00:05:14,720
Speaker 1: was too hairy. Yeah. That see, I would like, how

89
00:05:14,720 --> 00:05:16,480
Speaker 1: do you even get to the point where you're breaking up?

90
00:05:16,520 --> 00:05:19,039
Speaker 1: Like how do you even like start dating that? I

91
00:05:19,080 --> 00:05:21,880
Speaker 1: don't you know what I mean? Like, but and then

92
00:05:21,920 --> 00:05:24,440
Speaker 1: it's like, okay, I wonder if by now if he

93
00:05:24,520 --> 00:05:27,360
Speaker 1: has figured out he needs to wax that he needs

94
00:05:27,360 --> 00:05:32,040
Speaker 1: to wax his head. Yes, Harry's sweater arms, yes, okay,

95
00:05:32,080 --> 00:05:35,919
Speaker 1: So Mark Sachet, he's gay and he talks about his

96
00:05:35,960 --> 00:05:39,840
Speaker 1: ex boyfriend. Okay, so he said. So I had an

97
00:05:39,839 --> 00:05:44,120
Speaker 1: ex boyfriend who was lovely. He didn't have bad teeth.

98
00:05:44,839 --> 00:05:48,720
Speaker 1: They were white now, but like they looked a little

99
00:05:48,960 --> 00:05:55,000
Speaker 1: baby or cute, like they weren't crooked, but they were

100
00:05:55,040 --> 00:05:58,640
Speaker 1: a little too spaced out. I couldn't get past. Oh

101
00:05:58,640 --> 00:06:02,599
Speaker 1: my god, couldn't passed. It, couldn't get past. But the

102
00:06:02,680 --> 00:06:04,919
Speaker 1: funny thing, like y'all really give people a chance. I

103
00:06:04,960 --> 00:06:08,800
Speaker 1: think it's like, okay, if you mark when you saw

104
00:06:08,920 --> 00:06:12,800
Speaker 1: him I had the baby or cateeth right, like why

105
00:06:12,839 --> 00:06:16,720
Speaker 1: did you If you didn't like it, then why was it?

106
00:06:16,800 --> 00:06:18,080
Speaker 1: Because he was a nice guy? Like a lot of

107
00:06:18,120 --> 00:06:19,600
Speaker 1: times it's like, oh, he's a nice guy. I'm gonna

108
00:06:19,600 --> 00:06:21,440
Speaker 1: give him a chance. But I feel like if it's

109
00:06:21,480 --> 00:06:24,200
Speaker 1: something you just it's bothering, Like why do you even

110
00:06:24,480 --> 00:06:26,880
Speaker 1: like go down the road of why do you entertain it?

111
00:06:26,920 --> 00:06:29,240
Speaker 1: Because I mean, you know, people want to feel like

112
00:06:29,279 --> 00:06:31,880
Speaker 1: they're not that shallow. That's a good point, that's a

113
00:06:31,880 --> 00:06:34,119
Speaker 1: good point. But I feel like he could have also

114
00:06:34,440 --> 00:06:36,600
Speaker 1: suggested that the guy get bracist. But then that's kind

115
00:06:36,640 --> 00:06:40,360
Speaker 1: of mean, right, that's kind of mean. Right now, I've

116
00:06:40,360 --> 00:06:44,040
Speaker 1: had this problem and I you know, this is this,

117
00:06:44,040 --> 00:06:46,040
Speaker 1: this is the shallow with me because I kept him

118
00:06:46,040 --> 00:06:47,919
Speaker 1: around for a long time. And this is the reason

119
00:06:47,920 --> 00:06:53,080
Speaker 1: why Jimmy Old said I broke up with him because

120
00:06:53,160 --> 00:06:55,400
Speaker 1: we had nothing in common, but dated him because his

121
00:06:55,480 --> 00:07:00,240
Speaker 1: dick was perfect. I can I can say, yeah, I

122
00:07:00,279 --> 00:07:07,240
Speaker 1: fell victim to that. It probably happens all times. Yes,

123
00:07:07,360 --> 00:07:19,280
Speaker 1: it's perfect, Pennis. Yeah, we hope you enjoyed that reasonably

124
00:07:19,280 --> 00:07:21,920
Speaker 1: Shady highlight. You can catch the full episode on the

125
00:07:21,960 --> 00:07:24,760
Speaker 1: I Heart Radio app, Apple podcast, or wherever you get

126
00:07:24,800 --> 00:07:27,680
Speaker 1: your favorite shows and we want to hear from you,

127
00:07:28,040 --> 00:07:30,800
Speaker 1: Get in touch with us on social media at reasonably

128
00:07:30,840 --> 00:07:34,000
Speaker 1: Shady or send us an email at What's Up at

129
00:07:34,040 --> 00:07:36,760
Speaker 1: reasonably shady dot com. See you next time,