Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to season two eighty two,
Speaker 1: Episode one of The Daily zeitgeis. This is still a
Speaker 1: production of iHeartRadio. This is still a podcast where we
Speaker 1: still take a deep dive into America's shared consciousness. And wow,
Speaker 1: I wish there was a little bit. I wish there
Speaker 1: was a little bit more going on in our shared consciousness.
Speaker 1: But you know what, it's kind of a big newsday.
Speaker 1: At least we're getting to the big news day now. Anyway.
Speaker 1: It is Monday, April third, twenty twenty three, which means
Speaker 1: April Fools Day plus two. I don't know if people.
Speaker 1: I don't know what kind of weird shit happened for
Speaker 1: aful fools because what could be real hasn't happened yet
Speaker 1: as its recording, butts, I will pretend that some brands
Speaker 1: did some stupid shit that really got some people, while
Speaker 1: I will say I didn't fall for one of them. Okay,
Speaker 1: even if I did, you imagine the Trump indictment on
Speaker 1: some of them. Anyway, my name is Miles Gray a KA,
Speaker 1: She's give me one second. Oh shit is brag? Motherfuck us?
Speaker 1: Alvin Brag? Motherfuck us? Is Brad? Motherfuckers? Is brag? It's
Speaker 1: brag trumpettited, thirty four counts, world excited, struck a mess
Speaker 1: to the far right, you and on ignited. Okay, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: I was gonna keep going with that utang one. But anyway, Yeah,
Speaker 1: look I had when it was Jessa, Thank you so
Speaker 1: much to me. When I saw Trump indicted, all I
Speaker 1: heard was reunited, double LP, world excited. And I also
Speaker 1: saw the discord some people also doing wu tang based
Speaker 1: Uh what do you call it? Trump indictment raps? So
Speaker 1: thank you so much. I see you out there. We're
Speaker 1: all on the same page. Great minds, think alike and
Speaker 1: all that. But let me not get in my own way.
Speaker 1: Please allow me to introduce today's guest co host, and
Speaker 1: you know what, somebody who's already been fucking with me
Speaker 1: the last couple episodes, and I'm glad to have her back.
Speaker 1: I don't really feel like I have to give much
Speaker 1: more of an introduction, but probably the smartest motherfucker to
Speaker 1: help me co host, please welcome, probably begana so excited
Speaker 1: to be here. I'm so excited to be unbanned from
Speaker 1: Twitter as Trump is getting indicted. Oh, I was like,
Speaker 1: I couldn't log in for it was a whole two factor. Elon,
Speaker 1: I'm worried about him, but I'm gonna back in. They
Speaker 1: tried to keep me out, but I just kept coming back.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, so you weren't like banned because you did
Speaker 1: some like they No, they I had two factors like
Speaker 1: authentication issues, like separate and I was like, hey, can
Speaker 1: you help me? And then they were like, you're permanently banned,
Speaker 1: and I was like, I just asked for help, like
Speaker 1: I'm never doing that again, you know. But then they
Speaker 1: started responding and I was like, okay, you know, because
Speaker 1: I know people who have been hacked and have like
Speaker 1: never haven't gone back in. You know, our friend Demi
Speaker 1: hasn't gotten back yet. So wait, Demi, did you we
Speaker 1: didn't have this account back? No, I don't think so. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's and somebody hacked in and was like just said
Speaker 1: something really nice, was like I hope everybody has a
Speaker 1: great day or something, so good for them, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean. Oh so someone is like Kay's commandeered
Speaker 1: electro Lemmon off him. Yeah. I think they called like
Speaker 1: their their poop is involved in the name somehow. I
Speaker 1: don't know what it is. Woh yeah, it's wild too,
Speaker 1: because that two factor thing now is like, well, if
Speaker 1: you pay us fucking money, you could have two factor authentication. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but you can do like disappearing password things. You're an authenticator. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I got offee or one of those other authentic password Yeah, yep, yep, yep.
Speaker 1: How are you feeling today? Obviously you like the news
Speaker 1: of love. The news in my place is being fumigated,
Speaker 1: just like Trump is. So I'm over at my neighbors.
Speaker 1: My neighbor has like a million squeaky toys for her dogs.
Speaker 1: So if you hear that in the background, that's my
Speaker 1: dogs like going ape shit. Their pupils are fully dilated
Speaker 1: off of these. They're like, what is on there? I'm like,
Speaker 1: it's crazy. There's like a pickle rick here. I don't
Speaker 1: know what's happening. Oh wow. But yeah, so I'm good.
Speaker 1: I'm excited. I'm excited for our guests. Yes, I'm excited
Speaker 1: for our guests too, because last time she was on,
Speaker 1: I went on a bit of a ski in care journey,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. I've been thinking about how
Speaker 1: can I get my skin right, my skin tight? Uh So,
Speaker 1: without further ado, please welcome the host of beauty translated.
Speaker 1: Which season two is dropping, uh this April twelfth, that's
Speaker 1: two wednesdays from now, the day I guess I was
Speaker 1: gonna try and make some kind of make it relate
Speaker 1: to the day Trump his arrangement. Don't worry about it.
Speaker 1: Season two is dropping April twelfth. Get in and look,
Speaker 1: guess what. She's a skin therapist, she's a makeup or
Speaker 1: she's just basically Atlanta has Atlanta's best skin. I'm just
Speaker 1: go ahead and say it. Please, welcome to the microphone,
Speaker 1: miss Carmen Larn Thank you so much. That is a
Speaker 1: huge skin yo. After I'm no bullshit. After you're on
Speaker 1: and we were talking about skin care's like, okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: I gotta I can. I can drink water, get my
Speaker 1: shit right by staying hydrated more, but also started using
Speaker 1: a moisturize you know what I mean with some SPF. Okay,
Speaker 1: because before I was on this, I'm black and Asian.
Speaker 1: I'm fucking I don't need to dude ship. But part
Speaker 1: of me is like if I'm trying to go like
Speaker 1: Pharrell speed, you know, I gotta I gotta have some moisturizing.
Speaker 1: I gotta have some SPF. So thank you I didn't
Speaker 1: invest in that yet, so I'll credit you with that karma.
Speaker 1: You're the only dad that's gonna be younger after the
Speaker 1: child was born. You know, I start reversing. Yeah, yeah, Obama,
Speaker 1: I got my kid off at school, and they're like, in,
Speaker 1: is your little brother coming in? Wait until you hear
Speaker 1: about this can care they're doing with like placenta these days.
Speaker 1: Oh shit, Oh, I mean I feel like, but aren't
Speaker 1: there placenta cream already? There are? Yeah? Yeah, no, j
Speaker 1: Low has already harvested all of that ship. There's no horse,
Speaker 1: placenta horse. People don't know. That's what Nick Cannon all
Speaker 1: them kids are for. Because you got a placenta cream
Speaker 1: business going. And he's like, I gotta keep it in
Speaker 1: the family, keep it in. Oh my god, that was hot, larious.
Speaker 1: How are you karming? What's new with you? I'm doing
Speaker 1: well as well as I can be in this these
Speaker 1: crazy times we're in this, Yeah, very violent places we
Speaker 1: call America, absolutely, and I live in I live in Atlanta,
Speaker 1: which is one of the better places to be trans
Speaker 1: in the South, but being trans in the South is still,
Speaker 1: you know, challenging. That being said beauty translated, which is
Speaker 1: kind of all about being trans and in the South
Speaker 1: and all of that and related from my perspective as
Speaker 1: a skin through our pist. Season two comes out April twelfth,
Speaker 1: and we are going to be featuring one of the
Speaker 1: authors of my favorite books, which is Whipping Girl, and
Speaker 1: her name is Julius Serrano. So I'm very excited about that.
Speaker 1: I'm excited for you, excited for the audience. Please check
Speaker 1: out Karmen's show if you haven't already. It's really great
Speaker 1: and I guess let's we're gonna get to know you
Speaker 1: a little bit better, Karmen. But first we're gonna tell
Speaker 1: our listeners what we're gonna talk about. We already told
Speaker 1: you Trump indited, thirty four cows World excited, But we'll
Speaker 1: tell you what all the fucking freaks and weirdos are
Speaker 1: saying what this may or may not do, because we
Speaker 1: just still don't know. We're still in that phase. You're like, Okay,
Speaker 1: we took a step forward, but then where will it lead?
Speaker 1: So we're probably going to spend most of the episode
Speaker 1: just examining all of the happenings because my god, it's
Speaker 1: like he like with that an indictment announcement he just
Speaker 1: kicked over like an anti black, anti Semitic like Hornet's
Speaker 1: nest that just exploded on the far right. And then
Speaker 1: if we have time, maybe we'll get to just to
Speaker 1: wrap up the Gwyneth Paltrow case, to just talk about
Speaker 1: the iconic moment and just how lucky we are to
Speaker 1: not have to see, as someone put on the internet,
Speaker 1: the whitest trial of the century. I wish her well advertisement, Yeah, exactly,
Speaker 1: that Goop advertisement because of what that Yeah, I mean,
Speaker 1: good for her. You already know like next week there's
Speaker 1: gonna be a like an innocence line or like you know,
Speaker 1: accountability line or some shit like that Goop Guilty. There's
Speaker 1: no way her outfits aren't going to be a Halloween
Speaker 1: costume next year. Like there's no way with those glasses,
Speaker 1: yeah yeah, Gucci, Yeah, like serving cunt getting in the
Speaker 1: ski track, but like couture Jeffrey Dahmer or some shit
Speaker 1: like that blind here and shit. Anyway, we'll talk all
Speaker 1: about that first. Carmen Laurent, what is something from your
Speaker 1: searchers history that is revealing about who you are, what
Speaker 1: you're into right now? It was very subtle, y thank you,
Speaker 1: Thank You's her story much. This is a bit of
Speaker 1: her story here for you. Actually. Okay, yeah, so I've
Speaker 1: been if anyone knows anything about me, I love to
Speaker 1: look into trans history. Trans history is like I reflect
Speaker 1: on a lot of the things from my upbringing as
Speaker 1: a trans teenager and a trans child. And so in
Speaker 1: two thousand and eight, there was a show that you
Speaker 1: probably never heard of, but I was recently googling it.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, it was two thousand and ten. I was
Speaker 1: recently googling it. It's a show called trans Capital t
Speaker 1: R A n S form Me and it was my
Speaker 1: first introduction to Laverne Cox and Jamie Clayton. And I
Speaker 1: was just reflecting on that because I was like remembering,
Speaker 1: you know, seeing that on TV back in twenty ten
Speaker 1: and being like, holy shit, this is major. And it
Speaker 1: never went past one season, but it was essentially it
Speaker 1: was essentially a queer eye for the straight guy, but
Speaker 1: it was trans women making over sis women as like
Speaker 1: a concept, which you know, yeah, I love that, and
Speaker 1: so did that kind of was when did when did
Speaker 1: Laverne really start popping off? And Jane like was did
Speaker 1: this kind of set them up? Yeah? That was kind
Speaker 1: of there. That was both of their like they're jumping
Speaker 1: off points. Um Nina Poon was the third woman who
Speaker 1: was in that and she we haven't seen a whole
Speaker 1: lot from her much more these days. But like Jamie Clayton,
Speaker 1: I want to say, for Laverne Cox after that, like
Speaker 1: the next big thing would have been um in two
Speaker 1: thousand and twelve, I think was when she started Weren't
Speaker 1: just a New Black right? Right? Oh yeah? Yeah, and
Speaker 1: Laverne and Jamie we're both in Disclosure, which was really
Speaker 1: good that doc. Yes, about trans influence and culture and everything. Yeah, transfers. Yeah, absolutely,
Speaker 1: very good talk. Yeah, this especially because what Friday was
Speaker 1: Trans Day of Visibility, right, yes, and actually all my
Speaker 1: over I'm sorry to do this, but yeah, all my
Speaker 1: search history is all related to trans Day of No. Absolutely,
Speaker 1: we're recording it on trans Day of Visibility to let
Speaker 1: people for all of those sis heteros out there who
Speaker 1: call themselves out, your search heurstory should be too. Yeah,
Speaker 1: let me see your search story. Yeah, what is something
Speaker 1: you think is overrated? Karen? Okay, So this is something
Speaker 1: I've been reflecting on. You know, I've reflected on it
Speaker 1: for a long time. But today is trans Day of Visibility.
Speaker 1: And so something I I thought, you know, that's important
Speaker 1: to talk about right now is how visibility without protection
Speaker 1: be kind of kind of overrated and in the sense that,
Speaker 1: like you know, visibility is ever a bad thing. But
Speaker 1: what what's happening now is like we've got trans visibility
Speaker 1: like at an all time high. You know, we've got
Speaker 1: more trans role models to look to than we've ever
Speaker 1: had before, which is a fantastic thing. But unfortunately we
Speaker 1: also have anti trans hate and anti trans legislation also
Speaker 1: at an all time hide coinciding with that. So it's
Speaker 1: really today as a really conflicting day for me because
Speaker 1: I pay the bills being trans invisible and it's not
Speaker 1: something that everyone can do safely, and you know, can
Speaker 1: be visibly trans safely. So it's it's a it's a
Speaker 1: double edged sword, as we like to call it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And I was just reading piece I think it's Fox
Speaker 1: or something, just sort of confronting the bias like in
Speaker 1: legacy media of you know, the lack of people who
Speaker 1: actually are have the the viewpoint or perspective to support
Speaker 1: trans people and that's a huge gaping hole. Like to
Speaker 1: your point, the visibility may be in like elevating certain
Speaker 1: people and giving them a platform. But there's another piece
Speaker 1: to that, which is what is the entirety of our
Speaker 1: culture doing to support that? Like, are we actually, like
Speaker 1: is the mainstream media take to defend the rights of
Speaker 1: transpeople and not have them relegated to second class citizenhood
Speaker 1: or non humanhood or is it just a kind of
Speaker 1: like report and like throw your hands up, like and
Speaker 1: like that's kind of what's going on there, rather than
Speaker 1: forcefully understanding that, like, this is a very very serious
Speaker 1: issue that you know, is part and parcel of our
Speaker 1: like slow slip into a very dark place. And if
Speaker 1: we're just able to cast people aside because we don't
Speaker 1: have a connection to that community or we don't think
Speaker 1: it's going to affect us, it's going to be only
Speaker 1: at our own detriment in the long run. So yeah,
Speaker 1: totally totally feel that. I also think, like, I mean,
Speaker 1: what you said was so true, is that being visible
Speaker 1: without protection means that you're a target. You know, like
Speaker 1: that's not something that I think has meaningful effects on
Speaker 1: individuals who are in classes where they can't afford protection,
Speaker 1: they don't have they can't you know, you know, have
Speaker 1: that the ability to exist also I mean, I feel
Speaker 1: like it's happening very fast right now, you know in
Speaker 1: all of these states, like all of this anti trans
Speaker 1: legislation and anti queer legislation is happening so incredibly quickly.
Speaker 1: I'm seeing it. I think yesterday or today Kentucky passed
Speaker 1: a law about trans kids in schools with the bathrooms
Speaker 1: and everything. It's like every other day basically now. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's so shocking, and I think what's really frustrating. Like
Speaker 1: I did a stand up show and I talked about
Speaker 1: being queer, about being by and there was like this
Speaker 1: this four group of four people and they were from
Speaker 1: like North Carolina and South Carolina. And usually in LA
Speaker 1: you're like I'm queer, like and the crowd goes wild.
Speaker 1: They're like said it and they were like visibly uncomfortable,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, are you allies? And they kind of
Speaker 1: like shook their head. They were like no, like we
Speaker 1: don't know, like we don't want to talk about this.
Speaker 1: And I was like shocking to see in LA, but
Speaker 1: to see people like to see people who aren't affect
Speaker 1: did just like be very uncomfortable, like I don't think
Speaker 1: it's framed to them, like if you don't allow trans
Speaker 1: people to exist. It's a genocide. Like I don't think
Speaker 1: they understand that, like blood is on their hands, you know,
Speaker 1: like this is medically proven. So if you are like no,
Speaker 1: people who are feeling I feel like all of the
Speaker 1: listeners here probably feel pretty strongly about it. But if
Speaker 1: you know people who are feeling very ambiguous about it
Speaker 1: like that, I feel like the media also, you know,
Speaker 1: they not only do they throw their hands up, they
Speaker 1: go the other direction. They like frame it as a
Speaker 1: trans problem. So there's like a lot of work to
Speaker 1: be done in all of these communities, especially where it's
Speaker 1: not the coastal elites, you know, absolutely, yeah, yeah, absolutely yeah.
Speaker 1: And it's just like even I mean for people who
Speaker 1: if you know someone who's like, oh am I an ally,
Speaker 1: it's like I just you know, clear the slate for
Speaker 1: a second. If just imagine, you know, you have to
Speaker 1: have the ability to really put yourself in other people's
Speaker 1: shoes to really understand the severity of it, because the
Speaker 1: idea like that just merely you trying to represent your
Speaker 1: true authentic self is going to invite violence is a
Speaker 1: terrifying fucking thought should be for any person, any person
Speaker 1: you know, what I mean, like and yeah, to divorce
Speaker 1: yourself from that threat and be like, well, that's not
Speaker 1: really my problem means like you're essentially you're throwing your
Speaker 1: hands up and say, look, I'm pro terror for these
Speaker 1: groups that because I don't have a connection to it.
Speaker 1: And that's a really big problem we have in the US,
Speaker 1: which is like people don't get their ship together till
Speaker 1: the ship comes to their doorstep, and half the time
Speaker 1: they don't even figure it out when it does. Case
Speaker 1: some point, like even that governor in Tennessee who knew
Speaker 1: two of the victims in the school shooting and still
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, I don't gun control. I'm not gonna
Speaker 1: say that out loud, though, like yeah, come the fuck on,
Speaker 1: Like that is so insane to me. What shows I mean,
Speaker 1: what people do in service of wanting to stay in power,
Speaker 1: and you know how they've completely seeded their own like
Speaker 1: humanity in service of just being able to be the
Speaker 1: most popular guy in Tennessee. Basically, Carmen, what anything is underrated?
Speaker 1: So I'm going to talk about something that has been
Speaker 1: on my mind recently because I've recently, I've recently started
Speaker 1: taking more and it's improved me so Estrogen is my
Speaker 1: underrated today. All Right, Estrogen gets a lot of it
Speaker 1: gets a bad name, okay, because you know it can
Speaker 1: increase your risk for blood clots and breast cancer and
Speaker 1: all of that. Yes, those are all things you should
Speaker 1: be concerned about. But on the flip side, I've been
Speaker 1: taking estrogen for more than I want to say, like
Speaker 1: twelve years now, thirteen years now, and it has changed
Speaker 1: my life for the better in so many ways. And
Speaker 1: I just recently found out from a check up with
Speaker 1: my doctor that my estrogen levels were extremely low, and
Speaker 1: it kind of made sense because I was feeling very
Speaker 1: depressed and all of that. So I've been taking more
Speaker 1: for the past several weeks now, and it's really like
Speaker 1: kicking in and I'm like, oh, yeah, I forgot how
Speaker 1: much I fucking love when that estrogen is hitting. Yeah. Wait,
Speaker 1: so I mean I'm complete. This is a very foreign
Speaker 1: experience to me. So, like, what does it feel like
Speaker 1: when you are Obviously you don't feel like yourself, but
Speaker 1: in what way what's that difference between when you are
Speaker 1: and are not well? Yeah, it's like a it's like
Speaker 1: a well in the sense of being trans It's like
Speaker 1: a sense of feeling detached from your body. So when
Speaker 1: I see my body, you know, maybe not being not
Speaker 1: feminizing as much as I want, or masculinizing in a
Speaker 1: direction that I don't want it to. You know, that
Speaker 1: can make it feel, you know, uncomfortable to be in
Speaker 1: my body. So sure the solution of that is just
Speaker 1: take more. And it's helped in a lot of ways.
Speaker 1: I mean, it helps with your mood, it helps with
Speaker 1: your sleep, your skin. I mean, it's required for bone density,
Speaker 1: it's required to form collagen. You know. So estrogen does
Speaker 1: a lot that I think, you know, people take for granted.
Speaker 1: Sometimes I didn't realize it was sort of contentious because
Speaker 1: you sort of started it off by saying, like, look,
Speaker 1: I know that there are certain health risks attached to it,
Speaker 1: but yeah, okay, yeah, I feel like there are health
Speaker 1: risks with everything though, Like it's very individualized, right, Like
Speaker 1: and hormones and like neurotransmitters, antidepressants, hormones, like all of
Speaker 1: these things that travel through our bloodstream have such like
Speaker 1: profound effects on like so many different systems, and like
Speaker 1: it's very it can be like very beneficial, you know,
Speaker 1: like it can it can help overall with like so
Speaker 1: many different aspects of your physiology. Yeah see, thank you
Speaker 1: come through with the fucking straight up medical biological science.
Speaker 1: Thank you. You're fucking weirdos. I got all the facts here.
Speaker 1: All right, let's take a quick break and we'll be
Speaker 1: right back to do a little light celebrating and a
Speaker 1: little bit of heavy laughing at this man called whatever
Speaker 1: Trump or whatever. Okay, we'll be right now and we're
Speaker 1: back trumpety thirty four counts. World excited. Now. We don't
Speaker 1: know if it's exactly thirty four counts. I don't think
Speaker 1: it's been unsealed, but that's what sources who know have
Speaker 1: been leaking that number. That is three four counts right now,
Speaker 1: and the day has finally come, the one that apparently,
Speaker 1: like Trump thought would never come. But hey, here we are.
Speaker 1: So this is in connection. This is in New York,
Speaker 1: This in connection with the Stormy Daniels hush money case.
Speaker 1: And you should be noted this is by far the
Speaker 1: weakest case against Trump right now in terms of like
Speaker 1: the severity of charges and how defensable the charges are.
Speaker 1: So before you start, you know, popping off and shit
Speaker 1: like that, just know this isn't done and dusted. So
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go ahead and say this, This won't be
Speaker 1: the thing that puts Trump in jail if at all.
Speaker 1: And I only say that because I'm only looking at
Speaker 1: the strength of history behind it, where criminalized presidents just
Speaker 1: don't fucking criminal powerful people just do not typically see justice.
Speaker 1: But there is also something I was hearing from some
Speaker 1: like legal people were saying that because he he has
Speaker 1: a lifelong Secret Service protection from being a former president,
Speaker 1: that that could complicate like the form of confinement that
Speaker 1: he would have to go under. So it's like, I
Speaker 1: don't know if like he's gonna have secret Service with
Speaker 1: him like in the yard, like in the pen or
Speaker 1: anything like that, or if it's something like they said,
Speaker 1: more likely to be like house arrest and like the
Speaker 1: Secret Service acts as his you know, jailers or whatever.
Speaker 1: Anyone's like white house arrest. Yeah, oh I know, I know.
Speaker 1: So he look he's doing ah, you know, uh, he's
Speaker 1: right now, He's just he's standing by and stand standing back.
Speaker 1: But again, we will see what happens in that very
Speaker 1: specific way. However, it is good to see that we
Speaker 1: are seeing an actual fucking indictment because this is a first.
Speaker 1: But I'll tell you this What will happen is this
Speaker 1: dude is going to be arraigned on Tuesday, assuming that
Speaker 1: he doesn't, you know, become a fugitive, which it sounds
Speaker 1: like his lawyer said, he's willing to turn himself in
Speaker 1: and that's probably the better way to go unless you're
Speaker 1: trying to you really think this is some wild West shit.
Speaker 1: But I don't feel like he can run that fast,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? No, but he'll be the
Speaker 1: thing is that come and get me Maga Smurfs assemble
Speaker 1: and fight the Feds, and I'm like, and then when
Speaker 1: only like fifteen people show up, he's been like a fuck.
Speaker 1: But anyway, he is getting arraigned. He is gonna have
Speaker 1: to go in front of a judge like a fucking normy,
Speaker 1: and then he's gonna have his prince taken. He's gonna
Speaker 1: have his little mug shot take in just like a loser,
Speaker 1: normal ass citizen would rather than you know, Orange god boy.
Speaker 1: So let's talk about the reactions to the indictment, since
Speaker 1: that's the one thing we can actually look at and
Speaker 1: talk about. Yes, wait, can I say before we get
Speaker 1: into this, what you were talking about, how like he
Speaker 1: is unlikely to actually like go to prison. Off of this,
Speaker 1: there's a tweet from twenty sixteen October first from at
Speaker 1: Bronze Hammer that was like, that's been being reposted a
Speaker 1: lot right now. That's like, well, I'd like to see
Speaker 1: old Donnie Trump wriggle his way out of this jam.
Speaker 1: Trump wriggles his way out of the jam easily. Ah. Well, nevertheless,
Speaker 1: that's what it feels like like it's gonna happen. It's
Speaker 1: like he's gonna find some way, even like house arrest.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be in like what a mansion, you know? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean I don't know exactly. And we'll see even
Speaker 1: you know, his lawyers right now, and Joe Tacopina is like, oh,
Speaker 1: these are like they're trying to enforce federal election laws
Speaker 1: in a New York you know, in a New York
Speaker 1: court and blah blah blah. So we'll see what the
Speaker 1: defense looks like. But I'd imagine that they feel like
Speaker 1: they have some kind of case, and clearly the jury
Speaker 1: felt there was enough there to indict him, so we'll
Speaker 1: go from there. And I think keep in mind too,
Speaker 1: for all the talk of like this is overblown or whatever.
Speaker 1: Michael Cohen, his ass went to jail in connection with
Speaker 1: all this shit this is about. So they determined that
Speaker 1: his actions were illegal in that case. And if Trump
Speaker 1: was the one giving the orders, and how the fuck
Speaker 1: you're gonna act like anyway, I'm sure he'll find a way.
Speaker 1: This is like OJ being caught for the Jerseys, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean, We're gonna get him on something, Yeah,
Speaker 1: like when he kidn or like the guy who had
Speaker 1: his heisman. Didn't he like trying and kidnap that guy
Speaker 1: or something? Where is that the Jersey thing? He was
Speaker 1: trying to steal his like his merch back basically in
Speaker 1: Vegas from this dude's hotel song. And you know, to that,
Speaker 1: to that point, a lot of the people in Trump's
Speaker 1: camp are saying, like this trial has to be OJ
Speaker 1: on steroids. I think was the phrase that was used
Speaker 1: to try and create as much of a spectacle as possible.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, So first up, Trump was apparently caught the
Speaker 1: fuck off guard by this, like he thought it would
Speaker 1: take weeks for something like this to happen, or it
Speaker 1: didn't even think it might even happen at all, because
Speaker 1: you know, privileged as motherfucker. So once that sort of,
Speaker 1: you know, the shock subsided and someone gave him a
Speaker 1: few loose Big Max. He basically hopped on the phone
Speaker 1: and began his quote unquote defense, which is to basically
Speaker 1: attack and degrade Alvin Bragg. And you know, just the
Speaker 1: rule of law in general was just something they love
Speaker 1: to evoke so much. So first I want to play this.
Speaker 1: This is just a little bit of schadenfreude. This is
Speaker 1: Fox News the second they announced that Donald Trump was indicted.
Speaker 1: And just listen closely because you can hear the fucking
Speaker 1: the gasps. This is so amazing. Huh. This is Fox
Speaker 1: News announcing that Donald This is like the break the
Speaker 1: moment they break news to tell you that he's been indicted. Here,
Speaker 1: we have just gotten word. Former President Donald Trump has
Speaker 1: been indicted by a grand jury in New York. Trump
Speaker 1: was under investigation by one more time, we have just
Speaker 1: gotten word former President Donald Trump has been indicted by
Speaker 1: a grand jurk. That is so funny, y'all. Dumb motherfucker's
Speaker 1: really never no, really, he's been held to account. Okay,
Speaker 1: so we had that. That's how they started things. Soon after,
Speaker 1: Jesse Waters said that this indictment was a quote disgrace,
Speaker 1: adding that quote no one wanted this, not even the
Speaker 1: left wanted this. Bitch, who are you talking to on
Speaker 1: the left. He's like, there for abolition, which I also support, Yeah,
Speaker 1: in this very narrow context for him, but yeah, this
Speaker 1: is again like, so we started, like, first, I think
Speaker 1: it's funny to watch the pundits try and figure out what,
Speaker 1: like the line they were supposed to tell was, because
Speaker 1: first just like, this is unbelievable, and then they started
Speaker 1: coalescing around sort of this more consistent theme, which we'll
Speaker 1: get to. But he also was like, he's like, this
Speaker 1: is actually gonna help Trump, and so like the Democrats,
Speaker 1: the Democrats actually did this because they think it's eat
Speaker 1: like it'll make him easier to beat or whatever. I
Speaker 1: don't know what the fuck they're talking about, but there's
Speaker 1: some real mind twisting going on. Greg Gutfeld, who has
Speaker 1: one of the top shows in late night, The Median Extraordinariy,
Speaker 1: Greg who was still constantly looking for writers in case
Speaker 1: anyone on this team wants to submit for his show.
Speaker 1: Oh really up on like writing opportunities and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: I could get such a bag. Well, you know what's funny?
Speaker 1: His writer's room is fucking up, because there were six
Speaker 1: hours in between when the indictment was announced and when
Speaker 1: he went to air, and he didn't have anything on it.
Speaker 1: They just went like their main story was whatever the
Speaker 1: fuck they had already pre written, was pro sports teams
Speaker 1: having like like Pride Nights and the like at the venues.
Speaker 1: You're like Jurassic Park. They're like, if we don't look
Speaker 1: it in the eyes, it's not happening, you know. I
Speaker 1: think that. I don't know if they're yeah, or they're
Speaker 1: just like they're just not nimble writers, Like what do
Speaker 1: we do? What do we say? It's bad? Right? But
Speaker 1: Gutfeld just kind of went on the only thing he said,
Speaker 1: He's like, this is actually really good for Trump, you know,
Speaker 1: because like it basically guarantees his nomination and his mug
Speaker 1: shot is going to probably be a campaign poster. Oh
Speaker 1: that's true. You know I could see that happening. God. Yeah,
Speaker 1: But I'm saying at this point, I guess, I mean,
Speaker 1: you have to actually you're gonna have to feel the election,
Speaker 1: you know, pretty hardcore if your whole thing is like,
Speaker 1: we're only going to appeal to people who think that
Speaker 1: certain people are above the law in the context of
Speaker 1: like your political allegiances. But I'm sure it'll circle back
Speaker 1: to something because the economy's tight, and he'll find some
Speaker 1: kind of fake populist message to act like. He's like,
Speaker 1: this actually makes me the most like man of the
Speaker 1: people candidate fucking ever. I actually heard his new campaign
Speaker 1: manager is the Hamburglers, So he's leaning hard into the
Speaker 1: criminal aspect of it, and the fucking and the two
Speaker 1: dudes from the Cookie Crisp Was it Cookie Crisp also
Speaker 1: like Burglar Asses? I think so, I'm trying to remember, Okay,
Speaker 1: hold on, because what was the one that had like
Speaker 1: two like English cops or whatever. I'm completely fucking misremembering
Speaker 1: all this anyway, zeking right in what cereal? I'm trying
Speaker 1: to remember when it was like those two like bobbies
Speaker 1: that were the loco Tucker Carlson. Meanwhile, he said this
Speaker 1: could be the start of the purge. He's like, the
Speaker 1: rule of law appears to be suspended tonight, not just
Speaker 1: for Trump but for anyone who would consider voting for him.
Speaker 1: This is what it seems to be. It is a
Speaker 1: political purge that sounds like if Tucker Carlson and Ben
Speaker 1: Shapiro had a baby. That's like what you decided? Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: yeah yeah, I mean Ben is like, well, this is
Speaker 1: this is absolutely this is absolutely ridiculous. If you have
Speaker 1: you actually this should never be happening. And in a
Speaker 1: country that where that we're supposedly the leaders of democracy,
Speaker 1: we're not going to really be sitting an example for
Speaker 1: the other nations like Russia and China that are basically
Speaker 1: going to make a mockery of everything that's happening here
Speaker 1: for that. And my pussy is dry. I'm sorry lap here.
Speaker 1: Yeah it's dap. Yeah, I turn I turned the lap
Speaker 1: to dap on that, but dap it up one time,
Speaker 1: Ben Shapiro oppression. And then so do you know who
Speaker 1: fucking Tucker Carlson had on as his guest for this
Speaker 1: monumental occasion to talk about it. Fucking Adam Corolla. Bro,
Speaker 1: I can't, I cannot. These days, I've got shows with him.
Speaker 1: It makes sense. Yeah, yeah, he still performs at some
Speaker 1: clubs that I perform at. Wow. Yeah, it's when I
Speaker 1: saw said, I was like, yeah, this makes sense. Yeah
Speaker 1: it was. It made a Kimmel and it made a Corolla. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I just love how that literally caused like a split,
Speaker 1: and Kimmel went left. He goes right, and here we are.
Speaker 1: But Adam Carolla he was saying again, he's like, this
Speaker 1: is all political theater, you know, just to bait more
Speaker 1: Trump supporters into protesting so they can be arrested. So
Speaker 1: he's claimed a honeypot operation to get more people caught up.
Speaker 1: I thought it was Antifa though, So he's saying that
Speaker 1: they will commit violence. That's like, they're gonna be violent,
Speaker 1: so you're gonna get you're just trying to trigger them,
Speaker 1: right right, right exactly. You know they're gonna be vine,
Speaker 1: I mean, and then that's all they're trying to do.
Speaker 1: It's political theater for people to just and I and
Speaker 1: and that is obviously a huge concern, and we'll talk
Speaker 1: about that a little more. He also claimed that there's
Speaker 1: like a religious angle to Trump's arrest because the left
Speaker 1: is a religion and Trump is Satan, so you gotta
Speaker 1: get it was very like I think even the audience
Speaker 1: had trouble following very We didn't all leave our churches
Speaker 1: and temples as teenagers and argue with our families over thanksgivings.
Speaker 1: For us to be called a religion, fuck you. We're
Speaker 1: a bunch of heathens, and we stand by that. We
Speaker 1: don't even say bless you when you sneeze. Motherfuckers. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: when I hear when I hear someone sneeze, I say,
Speaker 1: what the fuck? I say? Thanks science, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean? Yeah? Yeah, Do you ever use that trick
Speaker 1: to look in the sun to sneeze? No? Does that
Speaker 1: trigger sneeze for you? Don't do that. Oh, if I'm
Speaker 1: on the edge of his knees, I could look straight
Speaker 1: up at the sun and it fucking brings it right
Speaker 1: on out that I do that to break to our
Speaker 1: Lord and Savior, Donald Trump. So because he also looks
Speaker 1: at the sun, har Lord and Savior Apollo from the
Speaker 1: Apollo Capital Investment Group, And so I also want to
Speaker 1: touch Sean Hannity. Uh. He was also, oh, I should
Speaker 1: say this. At the end of Tucker Carlson's show, he
Speaker 1: said some wild shit. He made this off handed comment,
Speaker 1: like under his breath but clearly audible, where he was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: might not be the best time to give up your
Speaker 1: ar fifteen And can I just say about that too, Like,
Speaker 1: I mean, he's been recently, there's been a lot of
Speaker 1: Tucker Carlson stuff where he's been talking about trans people
Speaker 1: with R fifteens. Yeah, and then in relation yeah to
Speaker 1: the Nationale shooting and all of that, they're now like
Speaker 1: proposing no guns for trans specifically. Yeah, so you're admitting
Speaker 1: their people. Well, I mean, it's it's all just fucking
Speaker 1: cruelty for cruelty's sake, because again, I think the like
Speaker 1: to get to like the attacks on the LGBTQ community
Speaker 1: is because the Republicans cannot fucking do battle with anyone
Speaker 1: at their level. They get smashed out. So the only
Speaker 1: people they can go they have to push the Week
Speaker 1: around because that's the only people they can And I
Speaker 1: say Week more in the sense of like marginalized or
Speaker 1: the lack of support from mainstream culture that that's sort
Speaker 1: of the way that they're eking out their victories because
Speaker 1: they're taking els in every other arena. They're like, yeah,
Speaker 1: but I guess, well, we just restricted the ability for
Speaker 1: these people to be happy, So that's cool, right base. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I just like I don't think that they have an
Speaker 1: endgame because it's also short term, Like they don't care
Speaker 1: about the environment, they don't care about like people dying,
Speaker 1: they don't care about human rights because they all just want,
Speaker 1: like within their lifetime for their careers to be extended
Speaker 1: and for them to be wealthy. And I'm also like
Speaker 1: I feel like if they had just become an influencer,
Speaker 1: like it would be easier, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: Like there are other less stressful ways to get the bag, dude,
Speaker 1: like just starting Only fans, like you're like, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean, like already showing your ass on TV
Speaker 1: do something or with ethics, you know, are so fascist?
Speaker 1: Only fans is one that I'm scared of. No, that's
Speaker 1: those TikTok women who were like doing the housewives bit
Speaker 1: where they're like the trad wife thing. Oh yeah, that's
Speaker 1: like people are like, oh that's like a fetish, you know.
Speaker 1: And I'm like like fuck yeah, Like get your bag,
Speaker 1: you know, like get your bag and then just keep
Speaker 1: your bag there and don't give any political movements, don't
Speaker 1: use it to buy guns, you know. Yeah. His Trump's
Speaker 1: little infant son, Donnie Junior, decided to use some Colombian
Speaker 1: inspiration fuel to go on his like live stream and
Speaker 1: then he just like rattled off a bunch of dictators
Speaker 1: to make some because like you know, pol pot um
Speaker 1: fucking dut Hitler Stalin and you're like, what dude, and
Speaker 1: he's like and Trump and Trump. This would make them
Speaker 1: roll over in their graves because they wouldn't believe how
Speaker 1: authoritarian this place has come. But meanwhile, pretty much all
Speaker 1: of the Republicans have fallen into line to come to
Speaker 1: the defense of their Orange stepfather and using their favorite
Speaker 1: tool to do so, my buddy anti black racism and
Speaker 1: his cousin anti semitism, because they are all doing some combination.
Speaker 1: You're hearing this on Fox NonStop right now. I was
Speaker 1: up all night with the bait with the Geist child.
Speaker 1: He was a little fussy. I think he was excited
Speaker 1: to hear about the Stumps shit. So we were just
Speaker 1: watching the news and I would look, I'm watching Fox
Speaker 1: like Jesus guist okay of na Nazar trends. But they're
Speaker 1: all doing some combination of dehumanizing language for d da
Speaker 1: Alvin Bragg, which is like he's a thug or he's
Speaker 1: an animal or some shit like that, and then evoking
Speaker 1: the anti semitism part by and he's a George Soros
Speaker 1: funded thug man uh to completely basically I mean this,
Speaker 1: I guess do their dog and it's not even a
Speaker 1: whistle at this point. It's dog full voice screaming at
Speaker 1: this point. But yeah, they're just trying to you know, Pitt.
Speaker 1: They're saying, the black guy and the Jewish guy hate Trump,
Speaker 1: you see, guys, that's who the end to me is. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because he's anti black and anti Semitics. That's why they
Speaker 1: would hate. Although, hey, I love my blacks, including the
Speaker 1: two tokens I pay to stand behind me at every rally.
Speaker 1: Thanks so much. I will be paying your hair relax
Speaker 1: her bills. You voice four. And here in Georgia, you know,
Speaker 1: we've got the one that Fanny Wallace is working right now,
Speaker 1: and she's a black woman. I just I'm like just
Speaker 1: thinking about when he gets indited here, yeah, the black woman.
Speaker 1: Where that's gonna happen, like already, because we already know
Speaker 1: how his his you know, his rage for women of color.
Speaker 1: But anyway, Hannity did the smart thing and he had
Speaker 1: two black guys on his show to go after all,
Speaker 1: and so I just want to play this moment where
Speaker 1: he's I don't know who the fuck these these people are,
Speaker 1: but this one old dude just goes He's like he
Speaker 1: gets the crowd going, and then they they pan to
Speaker 1: a crowd shot. I just want you to watch this
Speaker 1: whole clip because like there's an audience cheering, but I
Speaker 1: want you to really pay attention to like the audience. Dude.
Speaker 1: It's a very weird moment. I got news we. Every
Speaker 1: every second time I have I'll donate and I'll get
Speaker 1: news we Alvin Bragg. After we defeat this lawsuit, we're
Speaker 1: gona filling some rights lawsuit a gift you for malicious prosecution.
Speaker 1: Than Oh god, I'm so uncomfortable. Who is this man?
Speaker 1: Who is this? This the enthused? It's such a weird
Speaker 1: like there are people that looks like a bunch of
Speaker 1: like over excited white dudes. Yeah exactly, and jk rowling
Speaker 1: to the side too. But yeah, so again, this is
Speaker 1: just we're seeing them all kind of unify around this message.
Speaker 1: Alvin Bragg has gone too far because he's prosecuting people
Speaker 1: that are committing crimes. Even Ron De santiss As couldn't
Speaker 1: resist getting self tanner all over his mouth and said
Speaker 1: that he would not even extra DT if the Feds
Speaker 1: wanted him too, which really isn't a thing, but it
Speaker 1: sounds provocative and like so many Republicans right now who
Speaker 1: are trying to run for president are looking at a
Speaker 1: moment where you know, you could fucking maybe turn your back,
Speaker 1: but they have opted out. And you know, I think
Speaker 1: it's as if they believe that powerful white guys should
Speaker 1: be above the law, which is like maybe unifying them.
Speaker 1: And I mean, they're they're genuine shock. Seems to really
Speaker 1: indicate as much because they say things like, oh, really
Speaker 1: for a for like a for a federal elections thing.
Speaker 1: That's obscene, Like you're saying that you shouldn't that you
Speaker 1: can break the law in that instance. It's a very
Speaker 1: very we're in a very sticky situation. And all this
Speaker 1: is not great for people that hope to see like
Speaker 1: less violent fuckery around Trump's lies, because right now, like
Speaker 1: Manhattan is being like fortified as they prepare for Trump
Speaker 1: to turn him turn himself in, and you know, they're
Speaker 1: already having to like assess like the dozens ofts that
Speaker 1: are starting to come in, especially against the DA. So
Speaker 1: it's clear he's trying to do like a January sixth
Speaker 1: style ramp up of misinformation to try and inspire some
Speaker 1: kind of violent confrontation. But where yet to see exactly
Speaker 1: what kind of appetite there is for this. Like I
Speaker 1: know Marjorie Taylor Green is trying to start to kick
Speaker 1: things off. She's like, I'm going down. I'm going to
Speaker 1: New York to protest. You believe me. I'll be there Tuesday.
Speaker 1: But I don't know if that's enough time for all
Speaker 1: the dark money groups to you know, coordinate air travel
Speaker 1: and buses for their acolytes to be behind them. You
Speaker 1: gave us so much information and it was also valuable
Speaker 1: in such a great perspective. And what I have to
Speaker 1: add is that Alvin Bragg is such a Gotham daass name,
Speaker 1: and I love it. They're shutting down to the island
Speaker 1: of Manhattan as Alvin Bragg goes after the city's biggest joker. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the countries, right, Yeah. People have said that this is
Speaker 1: another thing too. You go to like MSNBC. I was
Speaker 1: watching all the news channels last night and it was
Speaker 1: wild how they're all around the clock with it, and
Speaker 1: some people look so fucking tired because it's like three
Speaker 1: thirty or four in the morning, and like Pundit's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: so we're gonna keep saying the same five things over
Speaker 1: and over for hours. But one thing that a few
Speaker 1: people said, like, this is a somber day. You know,
Speaker 1: this is the first time a former president has been
Speaker 1: indicted for crimes. And and I'm like, but every fucking
Speaker 1: president is a crook and as a basic gass level
Speaker 1: war crime, like war crimer. So those people were sad
Speaker 1: when the queen died. Fuck that. Yeah right, No, of
Speaker 1: course they were. It's a somber day for us who
Speaker 1: believe that ascending to certain offices of power make you
Speaker 1: superhuman and therefore you can commit like untold transgressions against
Speaker 1: untold amounts of people. You just know that George Bush
Speaker 1: is just like having it such a field day with
Speaker 1: getting away with his war crimes, like you should have.
Speaker 1: It's like that dude should have painted after he lets
Speaker 1: Yeah exactly, He's like, hey, you know, I'm just he's
Speaker 1: probably just he's probably in a field right now, like
Speaker 1: pain like finger painting Abu grave. He's like, I got
Speaker 1: away with it too, you know, like I know, yeah
Speaker 1: when he signs all of his like paintings with a
Speaker 1: palm print on the back because he can't write, oh
Speaker 1: my god, like a little doggie. Yeah, like your preschool project.
Speaker 1: You're humanizing him. Now you have to feel bad and
Speaker 1: fantializing him, yet him start a little how a would
Speaker 1: your weapons of mass distruction? By your weapons? God? And
Speaker 1: what a dark world? Because honestly, it's like all we
Speaker 1: can do is laugh at the hopelessness over the like
Speaker 1: millions of lives are completely upended by that fucking war.
Speaker 1: But you know, if they're if you're like a normal
Speaker 1: everyday person, this was sort of upsetting, right, Like you
Speaker 1: will get thrown in jail and even killed by law
Speaker 1: enforcement for less, and it's about like for me, I'm like,
Speaker 1: it's about fucking time there's some at least demonstration that
Speaker 1: there can be accountability, although I don't know what level
Speaker 1: it will get to, so I will save my celebrations
Speaker 1: when shit actually gets real and we are hearing like
Speaker 1: guilty verdicts and things like that and see where that goes.
Speaker 1: But it's again, I'm like, it's with bated breath, I
Speaker 1: will I will say, though it is heartening, is nice
Speaker 1: to at least see that shit going to this point. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like seeing a cop actually getting indicted or like
Speaker 1: you know try yeah, well, because like all the time
Speaker 1: we're like, you know, exactly like, it's like seeing shit
Speaker 1: on video and you're like, that is a fucking crime.
Speaker 1: I don't even I don't that's a crime. And now
Speaker 1: we're at least again maybe seeing it happen here. But
Speaker 1: the thing is he's already he's already got two trials
Speaker 1: happening this year. He's about he has two civil trials
Speaker 1: he's facing. One is a two hundred and fifty million
Speaker 1: dollar fraud case in New York civil trial, and then
Speaker 1: eg and Carroll's defamation case around her alleged the rape
Speaker 1: that she's accusing him of. So the first one, I
Speaker 1: think the two hundred fifty million dollar fraud caves starts
Speaker 1: in October, and then the defamation cases in April. So
Speaker 1: Jan is doing more hours than I am this year.
Speaker 1: That's crazy. He is booked and busy. Okay, I need
Speaker 1: his agent, Yeah, you need his terrible lawyers and aggressive.
Speaker 1: Like here you see me doing the Giuliani tour, You're like,
Speaker 1: what the fuck? Please don't have fake hair though that
Speaker 1: you sweat out like in the press conference. But if
Speaker 1: I wiped it off right now and you were like,
Speaker 1: what the fuck? No, he was doing drag when he
Speaker 1: did that. That was drag. Oh yeah, I love that
Speaker 1: so much. Oh my god, that's so funny. That was
Speaker 1: good Southern drag too, Like this even thing about like
Speaker 1: you know when you talk about accountability for presidents, right,
Speaker 1: like we let Nixon off the hook, and that that
Speaker 1: definitely emboldened Reagan to go iran contrat the fuck up
Speaker 1: and he was like, man, what the fuck are they
Speaker 1: gonna do? You know, now, I think we're just we're
Speaker 1: seeing that momentum carry on to its logical endpoint or
Speaker 1: not endpoint, but where we are today in the form
Speaker 1: of Trump, who's only seen these other examples of like, yeah,
Speaker 1: you can get away with shit, like if you get
Speaker 1: to this point, yeah you can, you can fuck around
Speaker 1: like whatever. So, like I said, it's the weakest case
Speaker 1: against him when you look at what is being investigated,
Speaker 1: like you said, Carmen in Georgia and what the DOJ
Speaker 1: is doing with their special counsel. So we'll see, yeah,
Speaker 1: what happens and how long it takes for legal jeopardy,
Speaker 1: his legal jeopardy to ramp up exponentially. But for now
Speaker 1: we got yeah, tape, that's on tape too. But can
Speaker 1: you imagine us like the most tedious jeopardy. You know
Speaker 1: what I mean, so monotone, I don't know the laws. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what is the jurisprudence in regards to bail? I'm just
Speaker 1: I'm just regurgitating, that's your answer. No, that was like,
Speaker 1: that was this prompt like a judge in India gave
Speaker 1: to chat GPT to to figure out if someone deserved bail.
Speaker 1: Oh really yeah that GPD say like it just arrests
Speaker 1: all my overlords or what? Yeah, right, No, it was
Speaker 1: it just basically it was like looking up Wikipedia. It
Speaker 1: just sort of like recited the law back to you.
Speaker 1: I knew the entire legal system was based on Wikipedia.
Speaker 1: I knew it. We all had a hunch you don't
Speaker 1: need a lawyer, you just need chat GPT. Right. Oh,
Speaker 1: can you imagine chat GPT fucking pass the bar like
Speaker 1: in the top ten percent? Right, So I think I
Speaker 1: think it would do a better job than Gwyneth or
Speaker 1: that other dude's lord, Like, yeah, at least simple over Gwynneth.
Speaker 1: I think someone as a it's probably gonna start off
Speaker 1: as a goof where someone represents themselves at trial with
Speaker 1: the help of chat GPT, and then oh fuck yeah,
Speaker 1: why do we have to all right, that's chat gpt
Speaker 1: j D to you. Okay, we could ask chat gpt
Speaker 1: to write us the script for that movie of something
Speaker 1: using chat gpt. Actually, chat GBT wrote this episode. I
Speaker 1: don't know if you know that, Carmen, Like everything that's
Speaker 1: coming out of your voice is chat I written. I'm CHAPT.
Speaker 1: We all are in a way, we all are chat GPT.
Speaker 1: That's gonna be some fucking dumb ted talk when we're
Speaker 1: at the precipice of like cultural apocalypse, when they're like,
Speaker 1: in a way, we are all chat GPT and we
Speaker 1: should embrace the fucking darkness. Chat GPT was more about
Speaker 1: the ai you made along the way, you know. Fuck
Speaker 1: all right, let's take a quick break and we'll wrap
Speaker 1: this wonderful episode out by talking about the whitest trial
Speaker 1: of the century right after this and we are back, uh,
Speaker 1: Gwyneth Paltrow just want to touch one. Just put a
Speaker 1: bow on the Gwyneth Paltrow Ski trial where you know,
Speaker 1: the seventy six year old optometrists sued her because he's like,
Speaker 1: she ran into me and I can't enjoy wine like
Speaker 1: I used to. Well, he lost that case. Why did
Speaker 1: you sound like DMX right then, like one of those
Speaker 1: interludes ideas she ran into me. She ran into me
Speaker 1: as I tried to skate. God, Like, my fucking neighbors
Speaker 1: are like, what the fuck is going on over there?
Speaker 1: I'm making a fucking podcast. But yeah, the trial has ended. Uh,
Speaker 1: and she has been gwyndicated and awarded one dollar in damages,
Speaker 1: which she countersued for because for her, she was like,
Speaker 1: oh honey, it's not about the money from me. I
Speaker 1: just know you're gonna lose. Apparently, like a lot of
Speaker 1: memes are coming out of this trial. I kind of
Speaker 1: was avoiding this ship because I'm like, this is fucking
Speaker 1: like I have other things to worry about. Plus I
Speaker 1: was in the middle of like parental leave, but I
Speaker 1: saw the memes that were coming out during the trial.
Speaker 1: But apparently the last moment really gave everybody a tickle
Speaker 1: because as she you know, left the courtroom after winning
Speaker 1: her one dollars, she leaned over to the dudes doing
Speaker 1: her and she just whispered I wish you well, to
Speaker 1: which he applied. Didn't he say something? He's like, thank you, dear. Uh.
Speaker 1: And it's set off like a ton of memes where
Speaker 1: people were like putting it into you know, the menu
Speaker 1: or Game of Thrones, just to be Someone said, I
Speaker 1: wish you well is Brentwood for bless your Heart? Exactly?
Speaker 1: I was thinking that too, yeah, which I hold on.
Speaker 1: Let me find out who tweeted that, because I wanted
Speaker 1: to make sure when they see each other at those
Speaker 1: parent teacher conferences, it's gonna go down, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean? Oh yeah, oh what? Oh yeah, Oh a
Speaker 1: lot of people are doing some version of Okay. I
Speaker 1: guess many people like when things like this happened, they've
Speaker 1: just completely turned it. I've seen like a thousand versions
Speaker 1: of this, like I guess that's California for or West
Speaker 1: Coast Almond Mom's version of bless your Heart. Anyway, So
Speaker 1: that is what's happening in that trial. It is over.
Speaker 1: Apparently I didn't realize how much of a goop ad
Speaker 1: the trial was. So what was what was like were
Speaker 1: there multiple items she was wearing or was it like
Speaker 1: one thing? What was going on with that? I mean,
Speaker 1: I don't know the details. I just know that everybody
Speaker 1: was like, this is giving goops so much like media
Speaker 1: attention because every time like she's associated with goops, so
Speaker 1: every time like she has brought on like everybody. That's
Speaker 1: like what all everybody was talking about. It's like how
Speaker 1: unhinged Goop is. Yeah, I saw that. The one thing
Speaker 1: was that I think it was the first day, like Dumois,
Speaker 1: they clocked something the clock in her turtleneck, the turtleneck sweat,
Speaker 1: and they're like, that shit is from Goop, It's from
Speaker 1: her very own g label. So I mean, look, master Marketer,
Speaker 1: you open up with pussy candle to the courtroom. I know. Yeah,
Speaker 1: She's like, oh, I can't do doing her affirmations religious practice. Wait,
Speaker 1: they did try to give They did try to give
Speaker 1: like the bailiffs and the court people a snack. Did
Speaker 1: you see that a Goop snack? I don't know if
Speaker 1: I thought it was Gwynne's people, but I can't remember.
Speaker 1: It might have been, yeah, it was Gwyne's lawyer. Because
Speaker 1: it was the lawyer. He was like, hey, I just
Speaker 1: want to be upfront with you guys. Uh. We brought
Speaker 1: a treat for all the people in the courtroom who
Speaker 1: have been helping us, and then like the other team
Speaker 1: was like, no, you can't give them like pastries or
Speaker 1: whatever the fuck it was. So it was such a
Speaker 1: bake off, you know what I mean, Like it's like
Speaker 1: the mom at the bank, at the kids' school and
Speaker 1: in full goop on their asses. Ahead of the testimony
Speaker 1: the fifth year Oscar winner civil trial in Park City,
Speaker 1: her attorney Steve Oone said, Quol private security for my
Speaker 1: client wanted to bring in treats for the bailiffs for
Speaker 1: how helpful they've been. So I wanted to do that
Speaker 1: transparently and see if there are any objections. You know
Speaker 1: that she's kissed that in all of these articles it
Speaker 1: lists her age. You fucking know she's mad. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean look again that that skincare routine. I gotta
Speaker 1: ask you, Carmen Good, how much of gwyn if you think,
Speaker 1: is the skincare and how much is basically being so
Speaker 1: fucking wealthy and having good genes that you can quite
Speaker 1: you can dress. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Like what what is it?
Speaker 1: Because I always like, we always talk about this, especially
Speaker 1: with like famous people who are like on this wellness
Speaker 1: ship and they're like all I do is eat colloidal
Speaker 1: silver and blah blah blah, and they're like, no, motherfucker,
Speaker 1: you grew up wealthy. That's not all that Krishna got blue.
Speaker 1: You know, they have a they have a nanny. They
Speaker 1: don't write, you know, cook their own meal. You know,
Speaker 1: they don't have to worry about anything. That's how there
Speaker 1: is perfect. Gwyneth actually eats dirt for most of her meal,
Speaker 1: so she doesn't need to cook it at all. You know,
Speaker 1: she eats she no, she eats clean. She eats clean.
Speaker 1: She don't eat from plastic. I think I've mentioned this before.
Speaker 1: I was on I was directing a video when I
Speaker 1: was working at like Vanity Fair Kanye n Ass thing
Speaker 1: with her, and we had lunch brought in but like
Speaker 1: it was like room service from this really nice hotel.
Speaker 1: But one of the things, like a condiment or something
Speaker 1: was in a plastic container, and she's like, oh no, no,
Speaker 1: I can't eat this because it's like plastic. It's a
Speaker 1: plastics and it's yeah, it's like it's a side of
Speaker 1: catch up or whatever. And then so she put like
Speaker 1: the dome back onto the fucking like the like the
Speaker 1: lunch that we got her, and her assistant came through
Speaker 1: with the quickness with her like backup meal that was
Speaker 1: all in like glass. Oh god, oh shit, Okay, you
Speaker 1: know what this is inspiring me to like become the
Speaker 1: hottest I can be and see how I do it
Speaker 1: fifty because if I can do it off of Taco
Speaker 1: Bell and late night, yeah, like fuck that, I'm gonna. Oh,
Speaker 1: we're gonna talk car Man. I'm gonna need some tips
Speaker 1: from you. I can't talk about all the time. My
Speaker 1: breaking point. You're gonna go on reverse. You're gonna go
Speaker 1: on reverse. Yea if you like that Taco Bell is.
Speaker 1: But you know what, I think you should realize your
Speaker 1: best self, you know what I mean, even if your
Speaker 1: body does And I'm gonna do it under the worst conditions,
Speaker 1: just to spike Gwyneth all the microplastics in your body.
Speaker 1: Just gonna oh man, y'all, y'all, everybody's sucking with the
Speaker 1: bell over here, Taco Bell, You'll have talk about Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be honest. I recently turned vegan, so I
Speaker 1: can't eat a Taco bell anymore. But it was like
Speaker 1: it's like the biggest loss they do. Yeah, oh shit,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I also wanted to add I'm a
Speaker 1: really bad vegan, so I'm just like hungry all the
Speaker 1: time and eat too much candy and like chocolate. So
Speaker 1: I'm trying to figure it out. Yeah, yeah, you can,
Speaker 1: you can get you can't eat vegan a Taco Bell.
Speaker 1: I know that this just fucked up the rest of
Speaker 1: my week. Miles, thank you so much. All good. That's
Speaker 1: what I like to do. I'm a I'm a I'm
Speaker 1: a Taco Bell evangelist. I will still not fucking sponsor
Speaker 1: to Sean. I want my motherfucking platinum Taco Bell card.
Speaker 1: You fucking cowards. Yeah, get on that card. But it's
Speaker 1: funny too, because I don't know if you saw right
Speaker 1: now like they're I'm just taking this completely different tangent
Speaker 1: that like they're doing like this whole thing where you
Speaker 1: can like resurrect old menu items right now, and they're like,
Speaker 1: do you we can bring back the cool ranch Dorito's
Speaker 1: Loco Taco or the beefy crunch burrito. I'm still waiting
Speaker 1: for the for the spicy and sweet chili Doritos Locos taco. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's my favorite. I don't like that they're doing this.
Speaker 1: Just bring back what we want. That's your job as
Speaker 1: the fucking Yeah. But that's why there's like all kinds
Speaker 1: of campaigns. I know a couple of people in the
Speaker 1: Zeit Gang they're tagging me in like fucking like, They're like, yo,
Speaker 1: you need to align with the beefy crunch burrito. And
Speaker 1: I'm like, honestly, I'm a fucking I'm a very simple
Speaker 1: ass man when it comes to taco about I only
Speaker 1: get like four things every fucking time. That's yoga affirmation.
Speaker 1: You need to align with the beefy crunch burrito. You
Speaker 1: to vote for the beefy crunch taco. Yeah. I get
Speaker 1: a text. It's like, Hi, it's me Nancy Pelosi. Miles.
Speaker 1: You must know the beefy crunch burrito is hanging by
Speaker 1: a knife sense right now, I just need another dollar
Speaker 1: for the dollar menu version. Can I count on you
Speaker 1: to ensure that I can have at least three Supreme
Speaker 1: Soft tacos today for lunch? Okay, I mean they got
Speaker 1: dose with cats, so I'm sure they could get Nancy.
Speaker 1: You know, that's gonna be her next That's gonna be
Speaker 1: her next big corporate food gigs. She had Jenny is
Speaker 1: now she's gone full of taco bell. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: The dorito's Nancy Peloco's tacco Oh my god. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: here for that. Your girl bosses line, The fuck up girl, Baha,
Speaker 1: black girl back back. It'll be like the most shoulder
Speaker 1: pads and a taco bell in decades it served in
Speaker 1: the shoulder pad. Oh can you imagine her like pronouncing
Speaker 1: the words though I feel I love the mass live masks. Shit.
Speaker 1: All right, well we've got some great ideas from the
Speaker 1: Nancy Blocos Taco to fucking somebody representing themselves with chat
Speaker 1: GPT in the law room. Um, Carmen Laurent. I can't
Speaker 1: thank you enough for coming on today. Has been a
Speaker 1: fantastic pleasure. Where can people find you? Follow you, support you,
Speaker 1: listen to you all that. Yeah, this is great to
Speaker 1: put me in a great moon today. Thank you guys.
Speaker 1: You can find me on Instagram. I only have Instagram.
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry to all your Twitter users. I know,
Speaker 1: but um I'm at the Carmen Laurent and um. You
Speaker 1: can also follow the podcast at Beauty Translated pod or
Speaker 1: check us out wherever you get your podcasts. YEA season
Speaker 1: five or season I keep doing no no fuck it
Speaker 1: no like you said, put it out Season twelve Man
Speaker 1: Yes season continued. Renewals continue the season three and four
Speaker 1: and five and so on. Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes,
Speaker 1: Yes is there a tweet or some other work, our
Speaker 1: Instagram post to TikTok, anything you've seen on the Internet
Speaker 1: that you want to shout out. Can I just play audio? Yeah,
Speaker 1: because um, I'm been obsessed today. It's you know, as
Speaker 1: we've talked about, it's trans day visibility. I don't know
Speaker 1: if anyone it's familiar with the former she's now passed away.
Speaker 1: Her name was Cookie Tookie. She was an amazing black
Speaker 1: trans woman from Philadelphia, and she had a TikTok account
Speaker 1: and she made some of the funniest fucking videos. And
Speaker 1: this one, I'm just going to play one of her
Speaker 1: videos because I'm gonna try to find one that's not
Speaker 1: super rip. Cookie Tookie. Yeah, Cookie Tookie. She passed away
Speaker 1: last year, but we have all of her TikTok's to
Speaker 1: remember her buys. So isn't it so like odd that
Speaker 1: we're in that age now too, Like even like with
Speaker 1: friends that I have that passed away, and like I
Speaker 1: look at their like social accounts, and I mean, yeah,
Speaker 1: it was I remember like ten years ago it was
Speaker 1: like the Facebook ones, and it was it was jarring
Speaker 1: like now at least they do like in memory of Yeah,
Speaker 1: but before they didn't, so I was just like, why
Speaker 1: is this person posting like this person's alive like it
Speaker 1: was tired. Oh yeah, all right here Cookie, tuckie, get out,
Speaker 1: get out, get out. This is your alarm, Paul, take
Speaker 1: that dick out, your pussy out, your motherfucking mouth out.
Speaker 1: Your pass is a dick away, bitch, drop on a
Speaker 1: little light on on, bitch, you got business, Get out,
Speaker 1: get out. I'd like to wake myself up some morning fly.
Speaker 1: Why don't we start the episode that way? Miles? That
Speaker 1: should Cookie as power Cookie. I gotta ask you, Paulavi. First,
Speaker 1: I don't have to ask you. Have to thank you
Speaker 1: for joining us today. You're always just fucking killing it. Uh,
Speaker 1: thank you so much for joining me. Where can people
Speaker 1: find you? Follow you, support you? And what's some social
Speaker 1: media shit that you're liking. I'm at Polavian alin uh everywhere,
Speaker 1: And I'm gonna be like kind of like touring in
Speaker 1: the Bay and the Fall probably and doing some shows
Speaker 1: and I don't know what, I don't know what to
Speaker 1: call it, but like Arizona, Vegas, Colorado, Utah. Like that's
Speaker 1: not the Midwest, that's not the South, that's like that
Speaker 1: Bermuda Triangle isn't it called like the Mountain West or
Speaker 1: something like that, I guess, but nobody says, like nobody
Speaker 1: knows what the fuck up. Yeah, there's like the Rocket
Speaker 1: in Utah, but nobody Rocky Mountain Tour, Rocket Tour. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna start wearing like Denham and stuff. Or I'm thinking
Speaker 1: of the Mountain West Conference because of yeah, I mean
Speaker 1: Mountain Standard time. But then Arizona is like way fewer mountains,
Speaker 1: you know, but they don't fuck with you know, but
Speaker 1: they don't fun with daylight savings either. You know, they're
Speaker 1: on their own wave over there. Yeah. Okay, so you're
Speaker 1: going on You're going on tour in that region. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna. I'm trying to put together tour. So check
Speaker 1: out my socials. Follow me. I'll post like ticket links
Speaker 1: and stuff. Would love to see you guys once I
Speaker 1: am starting to travel and doing that stuff. Later in
Speaker 1: the year, and in line with being a stand up
Speaker 1: I saw this tweet and there was a quote tweet
Speaker 1: of it. So at Suzanne young Uh posted if you
Speaker 1: ever want to see a career low point, this is
Speaker 1: it crying my entire way home, and it was a
Speaker 1: picture of a bunch of empty seats at what would
Speaker 1: have been a book reading in like in a bookstore,
Speaker 1: So clearly she had a book and was supposed to
Speaker 1: do a reading. And Noman showed up, and then J
Speaker 1: P mcdaide, who's a comic who's very funny, he quote
Speaker 1: tweeted it and he was like, comic, we'll start in
Speaker 1: like five, We're still gonna do the show. Shit. I
Speaker 1: was like, Yeah, that's the most comic sit ever that
Speaker 1: a tweet I like is from Alex Goldman at a
Speaker 1: Goldman tweeted. Today is my last day as a verified
Speaker 1: Twitter user, and to honor that, I just wanted to
Speaker 1: say that this account was never run by Alex Goldman.
Speaker 1: My name is Darren Scrimshaw and I live in Upper Sandusky, Ohio,
Speaker 1: and I've been impersonating Alex Goldman on here for over
Speaker 1: a decade. But yeah, because a lot of those money,
Speaker 1: those old those them verified marks are going away and
Speaker 1: the only people that are going to have them are
Speaker 1: the people who love to give Elon Muskmar money. But
Speaker 1: it's nice to see like other people, like I think
Speaker 1: a few newspapers were like fuck that we're not giving
Speaker 1: new fucking thousand dollars a month or some shit. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but I can't imagine what that will do uh down
Speaker 1: the road and this information, but anyway, we will, you know,
Speaker 1: we'll get to that when we get there. You can
Speaker 1: find me at Miles of Gray on Twitter and Instagram.
Speaker 1: You can also find me and Jack on our other podcast,
Speaker 1: Miles and Jack Got Mad Boosties. That's our NBA podcast,
Speaker 1: or find me on my trash reality Twitter stream pod
Speaker 1: show for twenty Day Fiance with Sophia Alexandra. You guys
Speaker 1: should do a podcast called Miles and Jack Got Mad
Speaker 1: Babies and then Dad a dad cast. I'm for Father's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I should. I'm gonna bring the guy's child in the studio,
Speaker 1: you know, once I like how kids, but this is
Speaker 1: the guy's child. You know, he's not He's not the
Speaker 1: guy with the puns, you know what I'm saying. I'm
Speaker 1: I'm the pun guy. I'm like the branding guy. He's
Speaker 1: like the fucking philosopher king kind of, you know, and
Speaker 1: I'm the just wacky wild card. Um. Anyway, you can
Speaker 1: find us at Daily Zeitgeist on what is that Twitter? Yep,
Speaker 1: and the Daily Zeitgeist on Instagram. Got a Facebook fan
Speaker 1: page and a website daily zeitgeist dot com or post
Speaker 1: our episodes and our foot arts foot nerds foot arts
Speaker 1: as well, um where you can find all the articles
Speaker 1: we talked about, as well as the song we are
Speaker 1: going to ride out on. I want to go out
Speaker 1: on this track. There's like an artist called Lonely Boy
Speaker 1: who like makes like like those like low five beats.
Speaker 1: You know that you could study two type music, but
Speaker 1: he hasn't. Is this only one of loss Lonely Boys,
Speaker 1: It's just one of them, Yeah, one of them left
Speaker 1: and he went low five. He's not doing he's not
Speaker 1: working with the other Lonely Boys anymore, makes sense. But
Speaker 1: he has like a whole album, Like he has albums
Speaker 1: where he'll do like just low five versions of like
Speaker 1: like Cypress Hill or like BTS or even like Sublime,
Speaker 1: which are really interesting because like you can just hear
Speaker 1: is like low five like beats to study two, but
Speaker 1: it'll be like Santhia but like some line or whatever.
Speaker 1: But this one is his latest one, and you know,
Speaker 1: because we're straight West coastin over here, he is doing
Speaker 1: his version of Warreny and Nate Dogs Regulate. So this
Speaker 1: is the low five version of Regulate by lonely boy,
Speaker 1: So check this out wherever you get your music, all right,
Speaker 1: that's gonna do it for us. The Daily See Guys
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