Speaker 1: Give me something that you're gonna need you to back
Speaker 1: it up when I'm sitting on road Deoh, we're rolling,
Speaker 1: you know, you can watch me pack it up.
Speaker 2: I'll be gone in the A. Okay, on holy he
Speaker 2: gets me, he gets me product. Please stop, because everyone's
Speaker 2: already turned this off and it just started. They're journey off.
Speaker 2: Welcome to ball Chat. Today is Wednesday, December seventh.
Speaker 1: Mommy, don't know daddy's gidding Hot.
Speaker 2: Harbor Remembrance Day. Don't sing that on ho. Welcome to
Speaker 2: bull Chat. We apologized for last week's no ball Chat. Yeah,
Speaker 2: we were very busy. Time constraints just did not allow
Speaker 2: us to record many many apologies. So how you doing, Andrew.
Speaker 2: I just came back from the bathroom and it was
Speaker 2: I think I think it was the first time that
Speaker 2: oh that was you. Yeah, it was the first time
Speaker 2: in this building that it was a fresh like they
Speaker 2: had just cleaned it. The bowl water was still blue.
Speaker 2: It was really nice.
Speaker 1: So I gotta go listen the fourth floor. It's the
Speaker 1: ocean breeze. It's wonderful you show up. The water is blue.
Speaker 2: By the time this air is that, we have like
Speaker 2: a week or two of that left and that's it.
Speaker 1: No, the secret bathrooms, they clean that and they nobody
Speaker 1: goes to those.
Speaker 2: Okay, but I still, even though it was a freshly
Speaker 2: cleaned bathroom, I still put the toilet seed cover on, Like,
Speaker 2: are there is there any public place where you don't
Speaker 2: cover the seat? Okay? So can I tell a story? Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's what we're here for.
Speaker 1: When I was younger, I got worms.
Speaker 2: I don't I think you might have told me this,
Speaker 2: but I don't want to hear really about it, in
Speaker 2: like a dog does. Well.
Speaker 1: When I was young, I sat on a toilet and
Speaker 1: I got worms.
Speaker 2: I don't think. Can you get worms from sitting on
Speaker 2: a toilet seat?
Speaker 1: Yes, that's how you get worms. They go crawl up
Speaker 1: your butt, not worm worms, like it makes your butt
Speaker 1: all it once you put your headphones on.
Speaker 2: What am I hearing? Sound? What sound all right? It
Speaker 2: just fine? I like to hear how we sound.
Speaker 1: So okay, I sound wonderful, I sound mad.
Speaker 2: I don't know how you sound because you can't hear
Speaker 2: yourselves anyway, Go on with your worms.
Speaker 1: So I had worms as a kid, and it wasn't great.
Speaker 1: But all that to be said, I do like a
Speaker 1: hover technique. How I just squat you poop while hovering.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I hover, it's a I couldn't hover for fifteen minutes.
Speaker 1: Okay, well I don't take fifteen minutes.
Speaker 2: I do. No, I have to. No, it's my relaxation time.
Speaker 1: And I told him that's relaxation time. No, it doesn't
Speaker 1: matter where in office, it's not. I need at least two.
Speaker 2: To three minutes for sphincter retightening. That's cool. So that's
Speaker 2: why I have to sit there. Weird. What can't just
Speaker 2: drop and go? I does that one guy that that
Speaker 2: he does that I don't understand how. And we're like
Speaker 2: one wipe and he's out, dude, And.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you, I use half a relatoileury that
Speaker 1: he walks into that room sweating. It's like I I
Speaker 1: truly think he's possessed by some type of deal, like
Speaker 1: I worry about him.
Speaker 2: Well, you do have to understand. So when radio we
Speaker 2: have we have break times, and they're hard times that
Speaker 2: we call hard times. So he's probably got like three minutes.
Speaker 2: So he's like, all right, I'm about to go home
Speaker 2: and hit this butt. Okay, I hit the button. Now
Speaker 2: I'm gonna run And he runs down the hall like
Speaker 2: a marathon sweating and goes but literally drops it one
Speaker 2: and he's back in a minute and a half. I
Speaker 2: don't know, I've never ever I've been in the.
Speaker 1: Bathroom once and it literally was like a scene out
Speaker 1: of like a movie. It was like the door just
Speaker 1: like got knocked. It was like and then like you
Speaker 1: just see him like shuffle in and like just sits
Speaker 1: and all of a sudden, it was just like sounds
Speaker 1: that I did not know could come from a human body.
Speaker 2: I no offense, but he barely fits in that regular stall.
Speaker 1: And I just will I literally was almost like caught
Speaker 1: so off guard that I was like, uh yeah, what
Speaker 1: just happened, washed hands and walked down and he was
Speaker 1: like two seconds behind me.
Speaker 2: See, I almost never go at another person's house. It's
Speaker 2: either my house or in public. I try to avoid
Speaker 2: other people's homes at all costs. But every once in
Speaker 2: a while I'll be at my parents and I'll have
Speaker 2: no choice. I'll still put toilet paper down on the seat, explain,
Speaker 2: and I think it's weird. I think it's weird too.
Speaker 2: You know what, when you gotta go, you gotta go.
Speaker 1: I think anyway, welcome to bathroom talk Scotty Bee here,
Speaker 1: Scotti Bae for what's what's the toilet paper brand?
Speaker 2: Scotty Sharman, Cottonell Angel Soft, White Cloud. I'm gonna tell
Speaker 2: you something. The Sharman frauds we talk about. I don't
Speaker 2: think you should say that. Oh maybe you should take
Speaker 2: that call. Alright, So Andrew's gonna leave now. While Andrew leaves,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna see if I can name some more toilet
Speaker 2: paper brand. You know, back in the day, I'll never
Speaker 2: forget when I was a kid, Uh it was I
Speaker 2: think it was Scott Tissue that makes Scott toilet paper.
Speaker 2: They used to sell individual rolls and they were wrapped
Speaker 2: individually with paper, and they had all different color rolls.
Speaker 2: They had beige and pink and yellow and blue, and
Speaker 2: back then those dyes were probably doing bad things to
Speaker 2: your butthole. I don't know that. They don't really make
Speaker 2: colored toilet paper anymore. And there was one of them
Speaker 2: that had flowers on it, and and and toilet paper
Speaker 2: has really come a long way over the years. But
Speaker 2: did I say Northern Northern Also, there's actually a lot
Speaker 2: of toilet paper brands. And then you have the you know,
Speaker 2: the Earth friendly ones, They really do not feel good
Speaker 2: on your butt at all. They're brown, usually because they
Speaker 2: made out of bamboo or something. I don't really understand
Speaker 2: that I need maximum comfort when I'm in the bathroom
Speaker 2: and I and you definitely cannot scrimp on toilet paper.
Speaker 2: Toilet Paper is one thing that really I'm not buying
Speaker 2: because it's on sale. Some brands I will, yes, but
Speaker 2: that the just the one ply generic store brand. Never. Never,
Speaker 2: And like I would never take a roll of toilet
Speaker 2: paper home from work to use at home because I've
Speaker 2: done that once. Push through, I've done that once. I
Speaker 2: did it once or twice because just because but.
Speaker 1: I okay, I'd like to revise my statement. Okay, it's
Speaker 1: not that I think Sharman's a scam. I just don't
Speaker 1: be by scam. I just don't find it's paper that
Speaker 1: you wipe your butt with.
Speaker 2: There's no I know. But I think over to Ply,
Speaker 2: we're really like, oh, I don't even think they do
Speaker 2: that three ply anymore. It's insane. I don't think they
Speaker 2: have that anymore.
Speaker 1: It's like what am I doing? That's like, that's insane. Okay,
Speaker 1: you don't need something that's that soft. Also, it clogs
Speaker 1: your toilet.
Speaker 2: Exactly, Like who's toilet? Is that good that they could
Speaker 2: use that? Well? See, my kids use a lot, and
Speaker 2: there's a lot of times they'll be like, Dad, it's
Speaker 2: clogged again, and I'll have to run down the hall
Speaker 2: and we have this plunger that I don't like right
Speaker 2: now that really like the stuff goes everywhere. I just
Speaker 2: want a regular plunger. This is like some fancy thing
Speaker 2: with a handle or whatever. I don't like it, but
Speaker 2: I think that it's to the point where we need
Speaker 2: a router because the actual pipes are so clogged with crud.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 1: Every once in a while, I think you really need
Speaker 1: to clean it out. Oh yeah, and it's always fun
Speaker 1: when you do that. I did that with my drains.
Speaker 1: I bought these things off Amazon. They're green, and you
Speaker 1: stick them in your drain and you kind of just
Speaker 1: do like wanted, like almost plunge it. The things that
Speaker 1: I pulled out of that drain I will forever be
Speaker 1: horrified by.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Every once in a while, I will put on
Speaker 2: a glove, yeah, and I will jam my hand down
Speaker 2: the shower drain in the girl's bathroom and there I'm
Speaker 2: just I'm thinking, I'm picturing pulling it out. There's like
Speaker 2: there's all kinds of stuff like stuck to gobs of
Speaker 2: it are It's crazy. It makes me nauseous. But I'm like, oh,
Speaker 2: and I'm pulling it out of the drain and all
Speaker 2: I don't know even know what these things are. There's
Speaker 2: like hair ties and bobby pins. It's insane. Where does
Speaker 2: he get there? Soap scum? Yeah, crud?
Speaker 1: Well, think about in an apartment. I don't know who
Speaker 1: lived in there.
Speaker 2: That's gross.
Speaker 1: And so I'm just pulling out things and I'm like,
Speaker 1: this is gross.
Speaker 2: At least our house was new when we bought it,
Speaker 2: so any gross stuff that's there at least was ours.
Speaker 2: I mean maybe fifteen years ago hours, but it was ours.
Speaker 1: Yeah, No, I don't. I I tried using draino and
Speaker 1: it wasn't working. So then I finally just like I remembered,
Speaker 1: I had these little things, and I just you scoop it,
Speaker 1: not scoop it, but you just throw it in and
Speaker 1: it's hooked, and then you just go like this a
Speaker 1: bunch of times.
Speaker 2: And then you know in the friend of mine owns
Speaker 2: a hardware store, and when the toilet was kind of
Speaker 2: and the drain was like not really flowing as fast
Speaker 2: as it should. He sold me the stuff and you ope,
Speaker 2: it's brown. I mean, I don't know what it is.
Speaker 2: All I know is I poured it in the drain
Speaker 2: and it started smoking. I'm like, dude, and it smelled
Speaker 2: like a tire fire. And he's like, Nope, that's it.
Speaker 2: And it completely just ate everything in there. Yeah, and
Speaker 2: the drain just flowed perfectly. That's acid for you. It's frightening,
Speaker 2: you know. And like you were saying, see, I've never
Speaker 2: the only.
Speaker 1: It melts it And now what else I do that
Speaker 1: I need to stop doing? Clipping my nails in the sink?
Speaker 2: Ew Why do you do that? Dude? What over the
Speaker 2: garbage can?
Speaker 1: Because I just figured you could just turn the water
Speaker 1: on it goes away.
Speaker 2: No, because they sit in the little thing whatever that
Speaker 2: thing is called, you know, the round the thing. I
Speaker 2: don't have mind's erecting. No, no, no, every sink has it
Speaker 2: underneath underneath. If you look underneath, the pipe is like this.
Speaker 2: It's a trap so the gases don't come back up.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, trust me, you have it. Every sink does.
Speaker 2: Otherwise that your house would explode or something. So things
Speaker 2: sit in the bottom of.
Speaker 1: That pipe and you nail dissolve. They probably do eventually, Yeah,
Speaker 1: but it probably takes a long I mean, technically, it's
Speaker 1: kind of like it's an external bone, isn't it kind
Speaker 1: of kind of Yeah, I would think it takes a
Speaker 1: long time, if at all. Like when they find dead
Speaker 1: people buried like from the seventies, the nail still, the
Speaker 1: other nails still that they don't grow, but are they
Speaker 1: still there? Yes, bones are, but if the flesh and
Speaker 1: everything else is gone to the just an easy solution
Speaker 1: to this, I'm just gonna google it. Hey, Siri, I
Speaker 1: don't have that on. I'm kidding because she would get
Speaker 1: mad or something. But I don't know that you are
Speaker 1: an idiot. Do nails dissolve.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean, I mean if you put them in
Speaker 2: a thing of acid like Jeffrey.
Speaker 1: Dahmer, fingernails are biodegradable. Nails are made of keratin. My
Speaker 1: kids takes a while use that in their hair. Do
Speaker 1: you fingernails ever, expu Do they decompose basic most of it?
Speaker 2: Yes? Or no? They give me this whole answer. I
Speaker 2: just fingernails decomposed, Like when you get buried, do.
Speaker 1: Your nail fingernails can take years to decompose, or even centuries.
Speaker 1: They break down faster and hot moist environments, and slower
Speaker 1: where it's dry and cool, which explains why mummy sealed
Speaker 1: in Egyptian tombs can still have fingernails after thousands of years.
Speaker 2: But no fingers. That's so interesting. So the nails just
Speaker 2: kind of fall to the floor, just like the placenta
Speaker 2: from the Live song. What's the matter? I don't know, dude,
Speaker 2: what I mean. If a mummy is just standing there
Speaker 2: wrapped it, they wrap them in the tape right like
Speaker 2: ye fruity yummy mummy. Is that how it works? Just
Speaker 2: like fruity nails just like fall to the ground or
Speaker 2: whatever their stay. I don't know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, if I could get if I if.
Speaker 2: I were to go, you will at some point.
Speaker 1: Yes, I would want like one of those biodegradable coffins.
Speaker 2: So you just kind of go away and will because
Speaker 2: you become part of the earth.
Speaker 1: Yes, I would like that. I either want to get
Speaker 1: cremated or I don't like. I feel like burial sites
Speaker 1: freak me out. If you were cremated, where would you
Speaker 1: like me to spread your ashes?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Maybe I would have like I would want everybody to
Speaker 1: have like a little bit and then just give them
Speaker 1: to everybody.
Speaker 2: I don't want them. You wouldn't want him. I don't
Speaker 2: want your ashes in my house. What if I had
Speaker 2: like a little thing that you got.
Speaker 1: Like a little okay, like a tiny size little thing,
Speaker 1: and I would like mint it into something.
Speaker 2: I would throw it in my closet or something. I
Speaker 2: think it'd be weird. I'm not going to memorialize you
Speaker 2: over the fireplace on the mantle here sits Andrew. It'd
Speaker 2: be like, oh, look there's I'd put a cereal ball
Speaker 2: upside down on top of He's like, look, oh look
Speaker 2: Andy has Oh that was that's him. So you're gonna die,
Speaker 2: have yourself cremated, and make sure that somebody distributes little
Speaker 2: pieces of you.
Speaker 1: I'm not saying the actual ashes. Oh, I'm saying because
Speaker 1: you can mint them. You can make diamonds out of them,
Speaker 1: you can make a little piece of.
Speaker 2: Jewelry out of there. You mix them into stuff. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Like imagine if you got like a little point or something,
Speaker 2: I would use it in a vending machine by mistake, wow, whoops.
Speaker 2: That would be real mean. I would throw it at
Speaker 2: the Coinstar at the King Colin and see what happens.
Speaker 2: Coin Star's a freaking spit it right. No, they're not
Speaker 2: all those damns.
Speaker 1: So sometimes you can get a dude if you do
Speaker 1: gift cards. I hate gift cards. I despise gift cards.
Speaker 1: I hate them with my life. If you see me
Speaker 1: and you're like, oh, I got to get it hid
Speaker 1: of you a gift and you get me a gift card,
Speaker 1: I sell it back to my mom.
Speaker 2: Really, I love them.
Speaker 1: I am terrible with them because.
Speaker 2: You lose them and then the company makes money on it. No,
Speaker 2: I don't lose them.
Speaker 1: It's just like if I'm going out for dinner or
Speaker 1: a lunch, or if I'm going to use it practically,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be like, oh, here's my two hundred dollars
Speaker 1: gift card.
Speaker 2: How much is my balance? So you just check that
Speaker 2: beforehand and write it on the back. Why you're a millennial,
Speaker 2: just go on the computer and type in the number.
Speaker 2: Isn't it just easier to use a credit card? No? Use,
Speaker 2: You give them the gift card and your credit card.
Speaker 2: You don't worry about what's on it. They figure it
Speaker 2: out for you. But see, I agree with you. I'm
Speaker 2: anti coin counting machines that charge you because they charge
Speaker 2: up to twelve percent and TD.
Speaker 1: Some of the banks around there have gotten rid of them,
Speaker 1: I know. And it was great because they wouldn't charge
Speaker 1: you anything. The machines were a little slower. And don't
Speaker 1: think I didn't notice that, because I did. But their
Speaker 1: machines were a little slower, and.
Speaker 2: They rip you off. Yes, I did a test one time,
Speaker 2: and they did before TD was TD and it was commerce.
Speaker 2: Remember when it was commerce bike. I used to go
Speaker 2: to the one in Hoboken, New Jersey all the time
Speaker 2: to cash my coins in, and I said, this isn't
Speaker 2: I have more than I know? I have more than this.
Speaker 2: So one time what I did is I tossed in
Speaker 2: five Soka Juia dollars and it only counted two of them.
Speaker 2: So I went to the counter. I'm like, I know
Speaker 2: I had five Sokajowia. That's when it was only Saka Juia,
Speaker 2: there wasn't all these president ones. And they're like, and
Speaker 2: they just gave me three dollars cash. They believed me
Speaker 2: because they know that their machine rips people off well.
Speaker 2: And I think that's why they got rid of them.
Speaker 1: One time I had a a check or was it
Speaker 1: I had something and it got stuck in the ATM.
Speaker 1: That happened and I got a complaint, yes, and it
Speaker 1: was like, hopefully you give me my money.
Speaker 2: It's so weird that you just said that. Yeah, there
Speaker 2: was a seven on your Side story on the news
Speaker 2: last night were some guy, some contractor deposited a thirty
Speaker 2: eight thousand dollars check in the ATM and it said sorry,
Speaker 2: transaction suspended and it ripped the check up and that
Speaker 2: was it and it took him until he called seven
Speaker 2: on his Side to get his check back.
Speaker 1: I'm just imagining with that, like quick, uh what is
Speaker 1: that called? Like the tease for it in the news?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, they took a contractor'or mad they just ripped
Speaker 1: up my check.
Speaker 2: They teased it like fifteen before they totally did the story.
Speaker 2: You knew what was gonna happen. So it's like, what
Speaker 2: are they teasing a vending machine on the loose. I'll
Speaker 2: never get my money back. Seven on your Side. That'd
Speaker 2: be a great podcast, just like getting things done for people. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I mean that's what seven on your Side is.
Speaker 1: So that's right, Nina Pineda, I I love those. I
Speaker 1: also love when there's like potholes that need to be
Speaker 1: repaired and there's always like on that one street, there's
Speaker 1: always just that woman's so loud.
Speaker 2: The potholes terrible. My favorite was I lost things in there.
Speaker 2: I don't know if it gets worse and then there
Speaker 2: people like like plant flowers in them and stuff like that,
Speaker 2: or fill them by themselves and get in trouble because
Speaker 2: they're not using the proper fill and the city can
Speaker 2: get sued or whatever. The scene to me, my favorite
Speaker 2: one was shame on You. Do you remember that? It
Speaker 2: was Arnold Shame shame on You on Channel two and
Speaker 2: then he moved to some other channel in New York,
Speaker 2: but but yeah, he used to, you know, expose. I
Speaker 2: loved it.
Speaker 1: I wonder if that's like every if every local news
Speaker 1: place for the most part, because I can't imagine people
Speaker 1: in the Midwest doing that.
Speaker 2: Like I imagine a shame on you in the.
Speaker 1: Midwest is like you've written me off and the person
Speaker 1: being like, I am so sorry, dear, Yeah, let me
Speaker 1: get that done for you right away.
Speaker 2: They'll have catchy little names like there was also like
Speaker 2: help me Howard here on Channel eleven. Everybody has. How
Speaker 2: do you get that job?
Speaker 1: I like, where are you in your news career where
Speaker 1: they're like, you know what, that's an easy gig, right,
Speaker 1: you're helping people a lot. Let's give you the segment. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're the help me guy. You just have to sit
Speaker 1: on the phone with people for a long time and
Speaker 1: make things happen. It's like investigative reporting, that's right. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know if I see.
Speaker 2: I don't know if you get to do that when
Speaker 2: you first start or if you graduate to that, because
Speaker 2: it's kind of an easy gig. Oh we'll be back
Speaker 2: right after this, and we're bad now. Yeah, so news, Okay,
Speaker 2: I would I yeah, I should have gotten into TV news.
Speaker 1: You would be such a good news anchor.
Speaker 2: Here's the thing. I can sit and read a newscript.
Speaker 2: We've done it before today on Wall Street that Yeah,
Speaker 2: I was up six point whatever. But but and like
Speaker 2: I've said, if the prompter goes out or if I
Speaker 2: have to add lib, I'm out. I'm just gonna be
Speaker 2: like we got to take a break. Well that's what
Speaker 2: you should do. But but they're not always ready to break,
Speaker 2: you know, like the people in the in the in
Speaker 2: the booth have, yeah, understood.
Speaker 1: But it's also like if there's a massive outage on
Speaker 1: the prompter, Yeah, they don't want you to make that
Speaker 1: like your time to just add lib. Or if there's
Speaker 1: there's news that I don't know about because the prompt
Speaker 1: is out anyway, how's the weather today?
Speaker 2: Nobody knows. But when it's live news, you have to
Speaker 2: be able to, you know, come up with things to
Speaker 2: say that that is a.
Speaker 1: News coming up with aren't on the news. They don't
Speaker 1: want you to just start being like, I don't really know.
Speaker 1: I think somebody there's some bad things happening. I'm just
Speaker 1: gonna raff hope for the best. Well, I mean, it's
Speaker 1: not like time for you to make like a sketch
Speaker 1: about it.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean, but it's a skill. It's a skill
Speaker 2: to kind of bees a little bit until the prompter
Speaker 2: comes back, or you can take a break. You know,
Speaker 2: I would just go straight to break. Are you kidding me?
Speaker 2: You can't always do that, Like we can take we'll
Speaker 2: be back right after this, and we just hit that,
Speaker 2: But on the news, you can't say we'll be back
Speaker 2: right after this, because they just sit there uncomfortably like
Speaker 2: rustling papers until the break comes on. Yeah, but that's
Speaker 2: not your fault. It's not. But you have to be
Speaker 2: good enough to make it work and not like an idiot.
Speaker 1: Well you're gonna look like an idiot either way because
Speaker 1: the prompter went out, So.
Speaker 2: It's not if you are a seasoned professional, That's what
Speaker 2: I'm saying. I could sit and read news all day,
Speaker 2: but under pressure, I don't know about that. I don't know.
Speaker 2: I would say, hey, Andrew, back to you. Cut to
Speaker 2: Andrew over there, all.
Speaker 1: Right, Scott, you could stop flailing now who.
Speaker 2: Stressful? Prompter's back back to you, Scott. And today downtown
Speaker 2: there was an accident between a taxi and an MCA bus.
Speaker 2: Yeah whatever, I was gonna say New York City and
Speaker 2: then MTA, but it kind of got MTA. Oh sorry, interesting?
Speaker 2: What else is going on, buddy? Holidays are on the way?
Speaker 2: You got the big plans happening now? Playing Sanny. You
Speaker 2: don't need to talk to him right now. You can
Speaker 2: know I know him too, and you can call him
Speaker 2: back in.
Speaker 1: Just because you know the person doesn't mean you know
Speaker 1: what I'm talking to the person about.
Speaker 2: That's like there's two separate But last time he left me,
Speaker 2: the prompter went out and I had to talk about
Speaker 2: toilet paper, and I was running out of things to say.
Speaker 2: So thank you, buddy, I appreciate it. Did you click?
Speaker 2: Can't talk right now, We'll call you back. It's amazing
Speaker 2: to me how fast you can text with your right
Speaker 2: hand and just one hand. I have to do this,
Speaker 2: so I'm gonna have carpal tunnel in both thumbs. At
Speaker 2: least you'll only have it in your right hand. Oh okay,
Speaker 2: and then you'll have to switch over to being a lefty. Huh.
Speaker 2: I wish I could be ambidextrous. Yeah. I think that's
Speaker 2: a talent. Yeah, for sure, talent. Or are you born
Speaker 2: with it?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: I think maybe you're born with it. Well, yeah, maybe
Speaker 1: it's Mabelene. What I know that one. I say that
Speaker 1: to myself all the time. Maybe she's born with it.
Speaker 2: Maybe it's Mabelene. Okay, yeah, by the way, before I said,
Speaker 2: can you please hand me my iced tea? First of all,
Speaker 2: thank you very much. It's very refreshing. Dot dot dot
Speaker 2: but technically there it is, no, no, no, no, no no no.
Speaker 1: I'm not complaining technically, dot dot dot. Technically this is
Speaker 1: your iced tea. Because I haven't paid you for it yet.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, you don't have to. Why because it's just
Speaker 2: me being nice? Oh, because I'm driving you home. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's kind and thank you for remembering that I like
Speaker 2: plastic straws because I do not like the planet. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And it's funny because every time I go there, you
Speaker 1: have to ask special for this plastic.
Speaker 2: Street keep them behind the counter or idiots like me. Yeah,
Speaker 2: turtle killer pretty much. No. Just the thing is, I've
Speaker 2: had this for what maybe forty five minutes to an
Speaker 2: hour already here paper there was a paper straw on
Speaker 2: that it would be gone slowly getting smaller because it
Speaker 2: would be sinking into the thing. Yep. Are you gonna
Speaker 2: go to the company holiday party? No?
Speaker 1: No, I'm technically a company employee now, so I could.
Speaker 2: That's the day after the holiday lunch for us or before?
Speaker 2: What day is it?
Speaker 1: It's I think it's the thirteenth and the fourteenth. I
Speaker 1: don't know which is which, though I think it's the thirteenth.
Speaker 1: I'd say before ur I got COVID last year at
Speaker 1: the holiday party, and I just I don't know.
Speaker 2: It's just it's hard to do two things.
Speaker 1: Back to back, trust me, I know. I hate it's
Speaker 1: a lot, yeah, because I got to take the train
Speaker 1: because it's later. Like if I go to the holiday
Speaker 1: the company party, I got to take the train home.
Speaker 1: There's no driving home at four o'clock in the afternoon.
Speaker 1: If you have any idea what it's like driving from
Speaker 1: New York City to Long Island, No.
Speaker 2: It's terrible.
Speaker 1: Every time I've ever had to drive to Long Island,
Speaker 1: it's I've said it and I'll say it again. It
Speaker 1: feels like you enter time warp, time stands still on
Speaker 1: that drive. I've driven all like over the country and
Speaker 1: never is there like a worse drive than the drive
Speaker 1: to Long Island. It's there's just no words as to
Speaker 1: how bad it is.
Speaker 2: It's funny because in a lot of other parts of
Speaker 2: the country. First of all, they have no comprehension of
Speaker 2: what we're saying, because like if you turn on like
Speaker 2: a radio show or TV news there, they don't even
Speaker 2: have traffic reports in some cities because it's not like
Speaker 2: that there. You know, here, if you leave your house
Speaker 2: anytime after five o'clock in the morning, you're sitting in traffic.
Speaker 2: It doesn't matter. There's volume on the roads. It's insane.
Speaker 2: And do you know why because there's a lot of
Speaker 2: people here because.
Speaker 1: There's no public infrastructure that actually can take people in
Speaker 1: a convenient way. If we had faster trains, then people
Speaker 1: could just hop on trains. But where are the train
Speaker 1: stops by you? How long did it take you to
Speaker 1: walk to the train station. I can't walk to the transfer.
Speaker 2: And there it is. That's problem number one. That's the
Speaker 2: thing we have. Problem number two. How much parking is
Speaker 2: there at your train station? Oh, there's enough if I
Speaker 2: get there at four in the morning exactly, So that's
Speaker 2: problem number two. You get there at eight in the morning,
Speaker 2: seven in the morning, no spots. And how many trains
Speaker 2: are there?
Speaker 1: Well, I mean there's a decent amount of trains. How
Speaker 1: many times does it come a lot?
Speaker 2: Like the Long Island Railroad has a lot of trains
Speaker 2: that roll, especially during rush hours, but you'd have to
Speaker 2: transfer at no I would be able to come straight in,
Speaker 2: but they are packed. Yeah, So if you're taking a
Speaker 2: regular rush hour train to or from the city, you're
Speaker 2: standing if you're at a station that's you know, not
Speaker 2: way far out east. And it's just it's obnoxious because
Speaker 2: once you get into the city, to get to where
Speaker 2: you need to go. Like, Okay, for instance, our new building,
Speaker 2: I would love to take the train in. There's only
Speaker 2: one train I could possibly take, and it's at four
Speaker 2: h six in the morning. Okay, that train would get
Speaker 2: me into Penn Station at five. I need to be
Speaker 2: at work at five. The next train earlier is two
Speaker 2: thirty in the morning. So it's just it's an impossibility.
Speaker 1: And plus once I get to the city, I have
Speaker 1: to go what fifteen blocks or fourteen blocks and two avenues. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I can't take a cab or an uber every day.
Speaker 2: That's expensive. The subway is unreliable, especially that time in
Speaker 2: the morning. They come whenever the hell they want. There's
Speaker 2: always I don't really feel like getting pushed onto the
Speaker 2: tracks when you're not really expecting it, not really into that.
Speaker 2: So I don't want to do that either.
Speaker 1: About a bus, No, not at that time of the morning,
Speaker 1: there was no buses. The buses don't go like a.
Speaker 2: Bus can maybe get you somewhere close, not really, not really.
Speaker 2: And again at that time of the morning, no, And
Speaker 2: I'm not going to take a city bike because what
Speaker 2: happens when it's snowing or raining, you know. So it's
Speaker 2: just like it's drive or nothing. I know they don't
Speaker 2: want cars on the road. I know they want to
Speaker 2: charge you for driving, but it's like I have no choice.
Speaker 2: A lot of people have no choice. There is just
Speaker 2: no public transportation options.
Speaker 1: And they really should fix that. Yeah, if I become president,
Speaker 1: investing in public transportation.
Speaker 2: Baby, they should just have some kind of airborne vehicle
Speaker 2: that somehow picked you up at your house flies you
Speaker 2: over to a helicopter. Not necessarily, because you know what,
Speaker 2: those the things that like from the Jetsons would be great.
Speaker 2: Those shoots, you know that they go flying down, that'd
Speaker 2: be awesome. And if not a shoot, then just drop
Speaker 2: us down with a power chute and we'll just land. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you know, I mean.
Speaker 1: The thing is, and it's proven because they're doing this
Speaker 1: with the New Jersey Turnpike. They're saying they're going to
Speaker 1: add a fourth lane or a fifth lane. Just doesn't
Speaker 1: the more lanes you add, it's proven at this point.
Speaker 1: Look at Los Angeles, Look at Houston as they think
Speaker 1: another one, Look at Atlanta. The more lanes you add,
Speaker 1: nothing gets fixed.
Speaker 2: Because the thing is, at some point they all have
Speaker 2: to merge back into whatever exactly. Look at the hov
Speaker 2: lane on the lie. Yeah, dude, it doesn't matter. No seriously, Okay, fine,
Speaker 2: it moves maybe two three miles an hour faster.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it just the grand scheme of things. It
Speaker 1: does nothing because then you're still going on that same
Speaker 1: part that goes like this, the exit, yeah, that has
Speaker 1: two lanes yep.
Speaker 2: And then the jerk offs that you know, they use
Speaker 2: the lane when it's not in effect and they go
Speaker 2: fifty five miles an hour. I just want to punch them.
Speaker 1: Do you know what I hate more than anything? What
Speaker 1: during the summer when you're coming back I Jersey Shore.
Speaker 1: My parents live kind of near beaches by the Jersey Shore,
Speaker 1: So when we drive, when I drive back to Jersey
Speaker 1: City after I visit them for a weekend, it's always traffic.
Speaker 1: And do you know why there's always traffic? People are idiots.
Speaker 1: It's the exit that you go off on. It merges
Speaker 1: into one. But the thing is it's two lanes because
Speaker 1: one goes to the airport, one goes on to the
Speaker 1: thing that gets you back to Jersey City. People use
Speaker 1: the one that goes to the airport and then try
Speaker 1: and merge in and I hate that. What gives you
Speaker 1: the right as a driver to think that you shouldn't
Speaker 1: have to wait like I waited.
Speaker 2: That kisses me off.
Speaker 1: I'm an asshole, and I'm just gonna be honest about it.
Speaker 1: I purposely move my car.
Speaker 2: Out a little bit and then you inch upright on
Speaker 2: the bumper. Yep, so you're gonna hit somebody, but you
Speaker 2: don't don't care. I don't want anybody to get I
Speaker 2: don't care. You wait like everyone.
Speaker 1: Else what you're not And it's always New Yorkers. It's
Speaker 1: always New York. It's always some stupid a hole in
Speaker 1: like a Yukon or an escalated lan.
Speaker 2: Yes, I don't have to wait, please. I I flip
Speaker 2: my ascot at you. I do not have to wait
Speaker 2: in line, please.
Speaker 1: Just because you can't make it to the Hampton so
Speaker 1: you had to come to the Jersey Short. Calm it down, idiots.
Speaker 2: I hate people that think that they're better than everybody else.
Speaker 1: Like, just wait in line, yes, I will admit.
Speaker 2: Unless you're in an amusement park and something, you can
Speaker 2: buy a fast pass do it. Then you can cut.
Speaker 1: Yes, I still feel bad, but I paid for it.
Speaker 1: But and even line cutting too. There are certain times
Speaker 1: where I will see going to certain events. I just
Speaker 1: know with a credential or something, I shouldn't be waiting
Speaker 1: in a long line, so I will purposely go ask
Speaker 1: the security person do I have to wait in this line?
Speaker 1: I've done that before, he too, but I still feel
Speaker 1: bad getting in front of people. Yes, however, driving it
Speaker 1: is a giant vehicle. Do not take your giant two
Speaker 1: ton vehicle and push it into my car because you
Speaker 1: couldn't wait like I had to for ten extra minutes.
Speaker 2: Idiots. See, now I'm trying to see how I would
Speaker 2: feel because I still have not used my California Pizza
Speaker 2: Kitchen Elite cut the line pass yet I'm not sure
Speaker 2: how I would feel doing it. I always say, if
Speaker 2: there's like we're gonna be buy.
Speaker 1: The CPK when we go to our new building all.
Speaker 2: The one that we went to with Cooper at that
Speaker 2: time and you dragged her, they're sleeping because you fell asleep. Yep,
Speaker 2: that one's still open. Yeah really yeah? All right, Well,
Speaker 2: I only have Elite status, I think through the end
Speaker 2: of the year because I haven't spent enough money there
Speaker 2: this year, which is crazy. I've been Elite for years,
Speaker 2: I know, and now I'm like four hundred dollars away,
Speaker 2: and I'm not spending four hundred bucks before the end
Speaker 2: of the day, you know. I do like the scene,
Speaker 2: don't get four hundred dollars of CPK. I like the salmon,
Speaker 2: and it is expensive, but I'm not buying that much salmon. Therewaii,
Speaker 2: the pizza with the pineapple. They've changed the menu up
Speaker 2: a little bit. If you haven't been there in a while,
Speaker 2: they've changed the menu.
Speaker 1: Did they get rid of my Hawaiian pizza? Because I
Speaker 1: was the only thing I like.
Speaker 2: I don't think they'll ever get rid of that, even
Speaker 2: though people are angry at it that are listening right now.
Speaker 2: But they definitely change a few things up. They got
Speaker 2: rid of one of the chicken dishes. They have some
Speaker 2: seafood thing that they had for a minute and then
Speaker 2: they got rid of that. And CPK menu. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: don't know if it's the same nationwide.
Speaker 1: I will say I passed a Buffalo Wild Wings the
Speaker 1: other day.
Speaker 2: I've been there in a lot of time. Buffalo Wild.
Speaker 2: I haven't been there since they changed the macaroni and cheese,
Speaker 2: which is probably about six or seven years ago, because
Speaker 2: Cooper used to love the mac and cheese. Then they
Speaker 2: changed it and we weren't allowed to go there, and
Speaker 2: they shut the one down in New York. I told
Speaker 2: you because my buddy Drew that manages the one out
Speaker 2: by me. I thought he said that they closed that one.
Speaker 1: To be honest, I think they expanded franchises too quickly. Yeah,
Speaker 1: who's really going to the CPK. You're in New York
Speaker 1: of all places? Why am I going to a place
Speaker 1: called California Pizzakak. It's one thing if it's in a
Speaker 1: touristy area, but the one that was in Manhattan was.
Speaker 2: Not such a random area.
Speaker 1: It was Time Square maybe yeah? Yeah, like why Yeah?
Speaker 1: Times Square would be fine. They have a marguerite villain
Speaker 1: and a red Lobster. Yeah, and the prices are always
Speaker 1: higher there.
Speaker 2: And Hawaii. Don't know why. I've never been to Hawaii.
Speaker 2: But well, no, it says that in the commercials. Oh really, yes,
Speaker 2: it says price is higher in Time Square and Hawaii.
Speaker 1: I love reading the bottom of things like that. Hold on,
Speaker 1: I heard it on food News the other day. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you don't go to Red Lobster ever, do. I've never
Speaker 1: been to one in my life.
Speaker 2: Shot the front door? Are you serious? I haven't been there?
Speaker 2: In a long time, because it's really just not.
Speaker 1: That they got rid of them. They got rid of
Speaker 1: my sal they my pizza. Really it's not there anymore. Wow,
Speaker 1: my delicious pineapple pizza is gone.
Speaker 2: But anyway, listen to me. We'll make it up to
Speaker 2: you somehow. But you've you've heard of cheddar bay biscuits, right, Yes,
Speaker 2: love those Red Lobster's Cheddarbey biscuits. And you can buy
Speaker 2: them in the box in the store. But they're not
Speaker 2: the same anyway. So now they have cheddar Bay biscuit shrimp,
Speaker 2: so with shrimp that's breaded with cheddar baby biscuit biscuits
Speaker 2: like crumbs kind of. And I really want to try it,
Speaker 2: but I mean, you know me and my spelt knew me.
Speaker 2: I just I don't know if I can, but I
Speaker 2: definitely want. I want to try one. Yeah, yeah, I'm
Speaker 2: trying to think of how that would taste, because anytime
Speaker 2: I go there, I eat incredibly unhealthy.
Speaker 1: I just like the place that's by meat, just because
Speaker 1: we got to go one day just be claws.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's so effing good. Well is it crazy? It's
Speaker 2: like a boil. I love boil. You should come to
Speaker 2: Jersey City Oho, the one boil place I went to
Speaker 2: one time there was a hair in the soup, and
Speaker 2: I just can't go there anymore.
Speaker 1: This one they give you you pick. So they have crab,
Speaker 1: they have lobster, and they have shrimp. I do my
Speaker 1: shrimp with the heads off. And they also have what's
Speaker 1: the what's the other one? Prawns, the ones in the slush. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they have crawfish.
Speaker 2: I like mine. I don't shrimp.
Speaker 1: I don't have heads off. And they put them in
Speaker 1: a bag full of delicious seasonings.
Speaker 2: And corn and potatoes. Yes, well you pick.
Speaker 1: Okay, you can do corn. You can do potatoes. That's
Speaker 1: really good. One time I got that for free and
Speaker 1: I was like, huh, I should do that more.
Speaker 2: But the you could also get noodles. The noodles are
Speaker 2: delicious or rice. It's a clever name. So good. Is
Speaker 2: it a chain? No?
Speaker 1: Okay, but it is great. It's in Jersey City. I
Speaker 1: love that place.
Speaker 2: I'm a sucker for crab legs. I love them, so
Speaker 2: King is the best. They're really expensive and they cut
Speaker 2: your fingers apart.
Speaker 1: I'll go for weird cravings sometimes, for like crab or lobster.
Speaker 1: I'm not even a crab or lobster fan. It's just
Speaker 1: I think if you add enough butter to it, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna eat it.
Speaker 2: Do you eat mussels? Eh, I have to say, And
Speaker 2: there's no way that it's just me and I never
Speaker 2: I didn't have. You know, it's not from over or whatever,
Speaker 2: because it's been happening for years. But I find that
Speaker 2: every once in a while, and it happened to me
Speaker 2: last weekend. When I have muscles, from time to time,
Speaker 2: they will literally taste like poop. Like I'm not kidding,
Speaker 2: and I can't be the only person that's happened to,
Speaker 2: But like, I'll eat a muscle and I'll take it
Speaker 2: and go ooh, that's definitely what shit tastes like. And
Speaker 2: and and then I'll have another one. I'm like, it
Speaker 2: also tastes like that. So maybe it's a batch of
Speaker 2: them every once in a while. That's just maybe do
Speaker 2: they eat poop off the bottom of the ocean and
Speaker 2: in their bottom feeders? I don't know, I'm not I'm
Speaker 2: not kidding, and I know I'm not crazy, but and
Speaker 2: I'll be like, but I'll keep eating them just to
Speaker 2: make sure, well they got to get cleaned. That's for sure, yeah,
Speaker 2: but it's not the sho I'm not talking about the shell.
Speaker 2: I'm talking about the meat inside the tiny little thing,
Speaker 2: and you rip off.
Speaker 1: Let me think about this for a second. I can
Speaker 1: ask my mom because she knows everything about seafood.
Speaker 2: Also, it seems like kind of a waste, like the
Speaker 2: shells of those of hold on those mollusks, they're so
Speaker 2: big and the meat is so nothing like a muscles
Speaker 2: is this big? Oh? Oh? Did you need to put
Speaker 2: your headphones on now? Yeah? Why so we can talk
Speaker 2: to Donna. I'm gonna call my mom. I love Donna.
Speaker 2: Which one do I put up? This one? Donna? She
Speaker 2: I hope she answers. Come on, Donna.
Speaker 1: If my mom doesn't answer it, then that means that
Speaker 1: she doesn't love me.
Speaker 2: Hey, hey, mom, you're on our podcast. Gotta do me
Speaker 2: like that. I love Donna. Hi, Donna him, I think
Speaker 2: we're calling. I think we're calling to talk to you
Speaker 2: about poop flavored food. No, it wasn't. I was.
Speaker 1: We were talking about muscles, and because you know, all
Speaker 1: things seafood are they like so muscles?
Speaker 2: Right? Yeah? Are like? What do they eat? Do you know.
Speaker 4: What do muscles?
Speaker 3: They see? Garbage?
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: And do you have to clean a muscle before you
Speaker 1: eat it? No?
Speaker 3: You can't. Well, the outside you have to because it's salty.
Speaker 3: It's kind of like a clam. But once you open it,
Speaker 3: you don't.
Speaker 1: You don't ce clean when you open it. It's like a membrane. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like gooey on the end, so you can't clean that.
Speaker 1: But like, but on the inside obviously, because they're bottom feeders.
Speaker 1: But when when you like eat some of them and
Speaker 1: it's like that gross stuff comes out right?
Speaker 2: What is that? I was just telling I go ahead,
Speaker 2: I'm sorry. Yeah.
Speaker 4: No, In a clam, it has it's it's the sack
Speaker 4: of garbage. I don't know in a muscle if it
Speaker 4: is or if it isn't, because they just open up
Speaker 4: on their own Like a clam. You can open a muscle,
Speaker 4: you really don't open only they do their own thing
Speaker 4: when they're cooking.
Speaker 2: Do you eat muscles?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: I hate them? Yeah, yeah, because I was telling well,
Speaker 2: that's the thing I was telling. I like muscles, But
Speaker 2: I was telling Andrew that every once in a while
Speaker 2: I'll get a few of them and I'll eat the
Speaker 2: little thing inside there and it literally tastes like poop.
Speaker 2: Like it because it is, because it is great. It's
Speaker 2: good to know. So I'm not crazy, that's all, And
Speaker 2: I can't be the only one. I'm sure people will
Speaker 2: comment on this that they've also eat muscle flavored poop.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I bet you they would, because yeah, that
Speaker 3: part isn't that Because honestly, like I said, if you
Speaker 3: open a clam, you usually get rid of that little
Speaker 3: sac to make like a baked clam or if you're
Speaker 3: making Gwenian clims. But in a muscle you those just
Speaker 3: open up on their own when they're cooking, so it's always.
Speaker 2: A surprise what you're going to get interesting.
Speaker 3: We enjoy your seafood.
Speaker 2: Yeah, thanks, thanks, thank you, Donna.
Speaker 3: Oh sure, have a merry Christmas. Oh, thank you, right
Speaker 3: back at you.
Speaker 2: Thanks to take care, love you, bye bye bye. Oh
Speaker 2: she's so sweet. Of course she is, okay, so that answers.
Speaker 1: Even though she didn't really like Sawyer at her house,
Speaker 1: she just had We didn't get Luna at that time yet.
Speaker 1: Right now, if Luna was there, my mom would be like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, she's a different person now with it.
Speaker 1: That's the prime example of someone that is like, don't
Speaker 1: get them a dog. Don't get them a dog. But
Speaker 1: the minute Luna came in, it was like the perfect time.
Speaker 1: And that dog is like her best friend.
Speaker 2: Now. Like with Sawyer doing bad things in the house.
Speaker 1: Sawyer was not My mom is just not used to dogs,
Speaker 1: or wasn't used to dogs. So anytime she would ever
Speaker 1: see a dog, it would be like, oh god, I
Speaker 1: don't know what's going on.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and now she'd be like, oh my god, I
Speaker 2: love him. Oh he's such a cool boy. She couldn't
Speaker 2: get rid of him fast enough. Well, she just wasn't
Speaker 2: used to dogs.
Speaker 1: Okay, but now she is. We'll be back right after
Speaker 1: this real quick, and we're back.
Speaker 2: Wow. Yeah, you have to go soon. I think, right,
Speaker 2: what time is it?
Speaker 1: It's that time right, Yeah, I gotta go to do
Speaker 1: a shoot thing because someone else couldn't go, So I'm
Speaker 1: going there with Danielle.
Speaker 2: You know what I'm thinking when we vacate these studios,
Speaker 2: I really would like to put that clock. I want
Speaker 2: to build like a little studio in my house downstairs
Speaker 2: in the toy closet. I'm gonna know, it just comes
Speaker 2: right off the wall. No, I know that. But that's
Speaker 2: one of those clocks that is like synced up to something.
Speaker 2: It's not. Yes, it is. No, it's not. What are
Speaker 2: you talking about?
Speaker 1: I promise you, because Josh has one in his studio.
Speaker 1: It was always telling the wrong time, and all of
Speaker 1: a sudden it would just starts spinning.
Speaker 2: Yes, because it's hooked up to the atomic whatever.
Speaker 1: It is hooked up to nothing. Andrew, do you want
Speaker 1: to watch this?
Speaker 2: No? No, no, no, please don't mess it up? Please, I'm
Speaker 2: begging you. I know this because I set Josh's clock. Right.
Speaker 2: That's fine, because I know in the in the twelve
Speaker 2: right there up the top, there's a red light in
Speaker 2: that thing and it sinks up. His was broken. They
Speaker 2: sink up to the atomic thing.
Speaker 1: I promise you. Okay, it doesn't all right? Can you
Speaker 1: call Jeff real quick?
Speaker 2: Okay, please call Jeff the engineer. I have to piece
Speaker 2: so bad. That's fine, We're almost done. I just need
Speaker 2: to speak to Jeff really quick.
Speaker 1: Oh.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we did take a commercial. Yeah, we just came back.
Speaker 2: That was a fun ad. There's a commercial for things. Wow,
Speaker 2: that was eloquent. How hard is it to type in? Jeff? Okay,
Speaker 2: let's calm it down, hey, Andrew. Watch he's not gonna
Speaker 2: respond because he's gonna think there's something wrong and he
Speaker 2: doesn't want to fix anything. If I ask, hello, no,
Speaker 2: who else could be our bad? Josh called George. You
Speaker 2: have Josh's number in there, he's here, Yeah, he would know. Also, okay,
Speaker 2: all right, Jeff is not answering. He sees your name
Speaker 2: and he's not picking up. Yeah, it's his day off.
Speaker 2: Oh that's right. Yeah, called called Josh instead. I'm just kiding. Look,
Speaker 2: I don't need to be right. I'm just pretty sure
Speaker 2: that that clock is hooked done to something. No, no, no,
Speaker 2: I just for my own clarification, because I'm saying if
Speaker 2: I took the clock, you know, if I was gifted
Speaker 2: the clock, I wouldn't know if it would work in
Speaker 2: my house. That's all because you know, people are gonna
Speaker 2: gut these studios.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you, they're not hooked up to anything. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: I don't think I'll called George. He's like, oh, Josh, no, Hello,
Speaker 1: you want to call furious George?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Why not call furious? One more? Ring little ringy dingy?
Speaker 2: What's that from? Okay? All right, real quick George and
Speaker 2: then we get then we got to go. I know,
Speaker 2: this is this is riveting, riveting podcast radio or whatever
Speaker 2: you call it. George, Okay, we call him furious George.
Speaker 2: Could watch He's gonna get angry for nothing. Yeah, hey, George,
Speaker 2: can I get a pen? No? Hello, Hi George, It's
Speaker 2: Scott and Andrew on the podcast. I have a question.
Speaker 2: May ask you a question? So again, the the clock
Speaker 2: that is above my head hanging on the wall, and
Speaker 2: the studio clocks are they are they attached to some
Speaker 2: sort of atomic something that times them properly or that
Speaker 2: you just set them yourself.
Speaker 3: You're talking about the actual twelve album the round clock.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the one that the one you know, top of
Speaker 2: the out, bottom of the O one. The actually no,
Speaker 2: that's why take the satellite. Oh so it should. It
Speaker 2: should kind of correct itself every once in a while.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it should, unless the battery dies, got it.
Speaker 2: I just want them to make sure because you know,
Speaker 2: as usual, I need it to be right. Oh my god.
Speaker 2: That's all.
Speaker 1: Okay, thank you, George, love you, Thanks georgey.
Speaker 2: I just know that every once in a while they
Speaker 2: get screwed up and they don't work, So that's why
Speaker 2: you probably had to manually set his. But I'm telling you.
Speaker 2: I'm not being at Dick Andrew only because I know
Speaker 2: I've been in radio for a long time and we've
Speaker 2: had these clocks for a long time. Every once in
Speaker 2: a while, what will happen is the red light will
Speaker 2: go on when it's resetting, and you'll see the second
Speaker 2: hand I go until it's right and that. Do you
Speaker 2: think that they reset all these clocks by hand when
Speaker 2: the times change. No, the thing, the thing they do
Speaker 2: it by themselves. It's hooked up to the atomic whatever
Speaker 2: the hell it's plugged in. That's what I'm saying. I
Speaker 2: don't see atomic. I don't think it'll work in my house.
Speaker 1: It's the atomic, Well, it's the atomic.
Speaker 2: When I first started like running the board back in
Speaker 2: nineteen ninety six, the show was called Love Phones. I
Speaker 2: told you. It was that call in sex show where
Speaker 2: people shove things up their butts and had to call
Speaker 2: and say how do I get this hot dog out?
Speaker 2: You know whatever? And doctor Judy would be like, well,
Speaker 2: first it has to defrost, and Jagger like put another
Speaker 2: one in. It was that kind of show, you know.
Speaker 1: And anyway, so it had to be back timed to
Speaker 1: start at exactly ten o'clock. So every night, I would
Speaker 1: have to hold my finger on the button on the
Speaker 1: clock and I would have to call one nine hundred
Speaker 1: whatever and would say the US Naval Observatory masterclock at
Speaker 1: the tone is nine minutes fifty nine seconds and forty whatever,
Speaker 1: beep and that and I and that's so I had
Speaker 1: to set the clock every single night.
Speaker 2: I had to call a nine hundred number. You know
Speaker 2: what that is?
Speaker 1: No, you don't what a nine hundred number? Yeh, I never,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, dude, that's not even that old. Don't
Speaker 1: you remember Cleo the astrologer.
Speaker 2: I always thought it was a one eight hundred number. Cleo,
Speaker 2: you remember Cleo, Clio, Miss Cleo. That was one nine hundred.
Speaker 1: And it was like it was like five dollars the
Speaker 1: first minute, two dollars each additional minute, and they would
Speaker 1: keep you on the phone forever, so you would call
Speaker 1: this master clock or whatever, and it was a nine
Speaker 1: hundred number, so it was like two dollars for every
Speaker 1: time you called it, another dollar per minute.
Speaker 2: Wow. And when I wonder why they came up with
Speaker 2: these clocks. And even when I was a kid kid,
Speaker 2: there was nine seven six numbers. Do you remember that? Yeah?
Speaker 1: No, No, it was nine seven six one two one two,
Speaker 1: I know eight hundred and I know eight eight eight's okay.
Speaker 1: So every area code had a nine to seven six exchange,
Speaker 1: and you would call it for like, you know, sports
Speaker 1: scores and and and I.
Speaker 2: Remember movie times. Yeah, but that you didn't pay for
Speaker 2: that though. That was free. That was movie phone, and
Speaker 2: that was free. But it was nine seven six, which.
Speaker 1: Is weird when you think about it, because I feel
Speaker 1: like they're providing a service, So why would that be free.
Speaker 2: Because they have ads that paid for it. But so
Speaker 2: I remember I always used to call the WWF Wrestling hotline.
Speaker 2: It was like nine seven six whatever, and I'd be like,
Speaker 2: this is Sergeant's slaughter tonight, and I'd be like, oh
Speaker 2: my god, oh my god, oh my god. He won.
Speaker 2: You know, they would give you like the wrestling scores
Speaker 2: and matches.
Speaker 1: I remember when you wanted to go see a movie
Speaker 1: having to check the movie times in the newspaper.
Speaker 2: They still print them, really some do, yeah, yeah. And
Speaker 2: then it's such a simpler time. You could call for weather,
Speaker 2: you could call for time, you can call for news.
Speaker 2: This was before the internet and before you know whatever.
Speaker 2: It was just you would call these phone numbers, and
Speaker 2: they would give you information, and then there was also information.
Speaker 2: I wonder if this is going.
Speaker 1: To like all go back to itself, you know, like
Speaker 1: obviously our phones have made life easier, but to some degree,
Speaker 1: it's kind of like, I don't know, doesn't everything come
Speaker 1: back around?
Speaker 2: I guess. And then you also have to think that
Speaker 2: people that still say what's the four one one? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Are old because I would say that, who's calling four
Speaker 2: one one anymore? What's four one one? I know what
Speaker 2: four one one is? I used for one one? Does
Speaker 2: it still work? What if you call four on one right now?
Speaker 2: Does it still work? Let's try because I know you're
Speaker 2: also also used to be able to call one eight
Speaker 2: hundred five I five one two one two and that
Speaker 2: was that was eight hundred directory assistants four one one.
Speaker 2: I don't know if it work would work on a
Speaker 2: cell phone wireless?
Speaker 4: Four one one search.
Speaker 2: This call may be monitored or recorded. Who city and state?
Speaker 1: Please New York, New York. Say the name of the
Speaker 1: business you want, or say residents.
Speaker 2: iHeartRadio.
Speaker 4: That's Premiere Radio Networks.
Speaker 2: I hurt Radio, right, sure, thank.
Speaker 1: You, thank you.
Speaker 4: A text message has been sent and your call is
Speaker 4: now being connected.
Speaker 2: Oh well, look at that. Who are they calling? Which
Speaker 2: which office?
Speaker 1: Twelve seventy We don't even have that one in it.
Speaker 2: That's really old. Let's see who's gonna answer and then
Speaker 2: we'll hang up. SOO TV is that used to be?
Speaker 2: That used to be Q and O four is a dress?
Speaker 2: That's where? Oh no, or power whatever? That's I think
Speaker 2: that's the Hippodrome building. That's old. There's no way that
Speaker 2: that number still is operational. That's so weird. I used
Speaker 2: to do that as a kid, you know, before phone
Speaker 2: taps and all kinds of phone pranks and stuff like
Speaker 2: that went. That was very good shopping anyway, let's get
Speaker 2: rid of that. But so they used to sell They
Speaker 2: used to sell this thing that you'd put on your phone.
Speaker 2: You would plug it into your tape deck. It was
Speaker 2: a you know, like a headphone plug and you plug
Speaker 2: it in and it was a little suction cup and
Speaker 2: you'd put it on the receiver of your phone and
Speaker 2: it would record the call. So you we would used
Speaker 2: to call bowling alleys and stuff. You have twelve pound balls, yeah, ahaa, click,
Speaker 2: you know, thumb stuff like that. But we used to
Speaker 2: we have a whole tape of calls like us messing
Speaker 2: with businesses and stuff like that. We were the jerky
Speaker 2: boys before? Who were the jerky boys? Yeah? For real?
Speaker 2: I don't know. Really, I'm calling from a block number. Okay,
Speaker 2: were calling? Use a fake voice?
Speaker 1: We're doing We're gonna prank call Nicky?
Speaker 2: Why? Why fridge? What's the fridge line? The fridge? Is
Speaker 2: your fridge plugged in?
Speaker 3: Is?
Speaker 2: Is your refrigerator running? He's not going to answer, just
Speaker 2: like we don't answer. Please wait, please call this number
Speaker 2: from Star six seven and no, hang it out, no, no,
Speaker 2: hang up, hang up, hang up. Call this number from
Speaker 2: a block number. It doesn't have to be blocked. It's
Speaker 2: a recording. If it's still a thing. I don't know
Speaker 2: why I have this on my phone. This is interesting. Hello,
Speaker 2: and please listen carefully as our menu options may have changed.
Speaker 4: Calls are recorded for quality Saran.
Speaker 2: Who is it? No, this is not the same thing.
Speaker 2: We're very excited to tell you about a special promotion
Speaker 2: for select callers.
Speaker 4: This will only take a moment.
Speaker 2: I'm answering, just a this is not what it was
Speaker 2: for you. This is a stupid hang up. It used
Speaker 2: to it was a bad breath hotline. Like, so if
Speaker 2: somebody was trying to pick you up at a bar
Speaker 2: back in the day, when you would hand them a
Speaker 2: phone number, you would give them this phone number and
Speaker 2: it would say, ah, you have bad breath. It was
Speaker 2: some like hello seven three Wow. He sends the person
Speaker 2: straight to voicemail. Who did nick? This is dumb idiots? Anyway?
Speaker 2: Can we prank call somebody? Who do you want to call?
Speaker 2: Should we prank called Diamond? No, because that's not a
Speaker 2: prank call. She won't know. I'm calling from Star six seventy.
Speaker 2: She won't answer. She won't answer. I answer block calls
Speaker 2: because you never know. It could be a contest that
Speaker 2: I entered that I want to, you know, because I hadn't. Sorry,
Speaker 2: what a contest you entered? I enter contest. I enter
Speaker 2: contests all the time. I go on like what is
Speaker 2: it TLC's website or the Food Network? They always have
Speaker 2: contests to give away. I'll email you what. No, if
Speaker 2: you win the big prize, they call you. Definitely. What
Speaker 2: if we prank called Carla? Like when the Daily News
Speaker 2: called me that time, say I want a trip to Iceland.
Speaker 2: They called because it's a big prize. Killo, KILLO.
Speaker 1: Killo is your refragerator running, idiot, you'd better catch it?
Speaker 2: Hang up? So dumb? Wow, we really that was what
Speaker 2: do we two? I really, you know what, I really
Speaker 2: want to find the cassette tape of all that stuff
Speaker 2: that we just do because you would laugh your ass
Speaker 2: of First of all, I sounded like this, and it
Speaker 2: was just it was insane because we were, you know,
Speaker 2: pre pubescent little boy sitting in a bedroom recording phone calls.
Speaker 2: I just want to call carl it. No, it's gonna
Speaker 2: be a whole thing. No, please, she's gonna think you
Speaker 2: want to talk business? No she did, won't. What are
Speaker 2: you business? What do you please? What business? You said?
Speaker 2: You have to be in your car by noon? Yeah?
Speaker 2: How long does it take to drive me home? It
Speaker 2: takes like twenty minutes. No it doesn't, it does, yes,
Speaker 2: it does, trust me. We have to go. We have
Speaker 2: to go. No, no, no, no, no, okay, can you read?
Speaker 2: Can you remember? Just just say? What are you doing?
Speaker 2: I'm star six seventy. This is just so dumb. No
Speaker 2: it's not.
Speaker 1: It's fun. What are you doing getting her cell phone?
Speaker 2: I'm my kid? Put my face. I remember when when
Speaker 2: as she was little, she would put my finger on
Speaker 2: the thumb thing to try.
Speaker 1: Keana knows how to use an iPad and she knows
Speaker 1: how to cast it to the TV.
Speaker 2: Whatever she's doing. What are you calling, Carla? Why? Because
Speaker 2: I want to prank call her? Time? Is it? There?
Speaker 2: Are they awake? I don't know, but we'll see. This
Speaker 2: is so silly. What are you gonna say? Hello? Please
Speaker 2: leave your message for Do people just not answer their
Speaker 2: phones anymore? Well that's because they're doing their twitchy thing. Whatever. Anyway, Hey,
Speaker 2: you know, what are we supposed to like talk about
Speaker 2: them so they talk about us? It wasn't that supposed
Speaker 2: to be a thing. I mean, I guess we should
Speaker 2: talk to them about it. Do we not agree on
Speaker 2: that yet?
Speaker 1: When we don't know what to do yet? You might
Speaker 1: do a disgusting dinner party. But then wouldn't that be
Speaker 1: fun over twitch?
Speaker 2: We just don't have time. The year's over. Just disgusting
Speaker 2: dinner party was Thanksgiving? We missed it? What not a
Speaker 2: Thanksgiving thing could be in any time? Thing? Let's and
Speaker 2: thank you for listening to bowl Chat. Sorry that it
Speaker 2: was just to say, oh I wanted to try these things.
Speaker 2: Carol from Texas sent these and We're not gonna you
Speaker 2: know what, Jason's not coming back anytime soon before the
Speaker 2: end of the year. Can we just try the beaver nuggets? Cool? So?
Speaker 2: Carol from Texas sent us these along with some cereal
Speaker 2: a couple of weeks ago, and from you know, my
Speaker 2: favorite awesome truck stop store, BUCkies, And these are beaver nuggets.
Speaker 2: Can I have your hand? No, we don't handjam sir?
Speaker 2: Y what these are gigantic but they're really interesting.
Speaker 1: They're kind of like cheese puff doodle type things, but
Speaker 1: they're not there's like peanut is a peanut butter beaver
Speaker 1: nuggets they're like caramel.
Speaker 2: Yeah? Good?
Speaker 1: What was another one besides the refrigerator running?
Speaker 2: Um, I don't know. Twelve pound balls? Bowling alleys. We
Speaker 2: called a barber shop and can we come down? Can
Speaker 2: you shave a peanuts in the back of our head?
Speaker 2: And it was like, come on down, what are you doing?
Speaker 2: Who's this now? Hello? Who is this hello? What are
Speaker 2: you doing? Are you do you have twelve pound balls?
Speaker 2: Do you have twelve pound balls? It's not a bowling all.
Speaker 2: It's not funny because it's not a bowling alle He's
Speaker 2: a guy. Well you better go get it. You're such
Speaker 2: an idiot. All right, let's go. Thank you for listening
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Speaker 2: serial Killers PC aren't bad. Thank you for the beaver nuggets, Carol,
Speaker 2: Well very good. Only and Babpa are very big, full
Speaker 2: of sugar, but you're delicious like caramel, like kind of
Speaker 2: like cracker Jack popcorn, but in a puffed form. Right,
Speaker 2: All right, let's get out of here until we see
Speaker 2: you again. Have a great weekend. Yeah, have a great weekend, everybody.
Speaker 1: Ah say click Andrew click, What are you gonna call
Speaker 1: this one? Beaver nuggets, debauchero's phone calls that'll be funny,
Speaker 1: not really net bed come by