WEBVTT - Bowl Chat - Debaucherous Phone Calls 0:00:00.040 --> 0:00:02.840 Give me something that you're gonna need you to back 0:00:02.880 --> 0:00:06.360 it up when I'm sitting on road Deoh, we're rolling, 0:00:06.360 --> 0:00:08.240 you know, you can watch me pack it up. 0:00:08.480 --> 0:00:12.079 I'll be gone in the A. Okay, on holy he 0:00:12.360 --> 0:00:15.240 gets me, he gets me product. Please stop, because everyone's 0:00:15.280 --> 0:00:19.880 already turned this off and it just started. They're journey off. 0:00:20.239 --> 0:00:24.120 Welcome to ball Chat. Today is Wednesday, December seventh. 0:00:24.239 --> 0:00:28.960 Mommy, don't know daddy's gidding Hot. 0:00:29.120 --> 0:00:34.640 Harbor Remembrance Day. Don't sing that on ho. Welcome to 0:00:34.680 --> 0:00:37.440 bull Chat. We apologized for last week's no ball Chat. Yeah, 0:00:37.440 --> 0:00:40.360 we were very busy. Time constraints just did not allow 0:00:40.440 --> 0:00:44.200 us to record many many apologies. So how you doing, Andrew. 0:00:44.720 --> 0:00:47.680 I just came back from the bathroom and it was 0:00:47.880 --> 0:00:49.919 I think I think it was the first time that 0:00:50.360 --> 0:00:52.360 oh that was you. Yeah, it was the first time 0:00:52.400 --> 0:00:55.600 in this building that it was a fresh like they 0:00:55.640 --> 0:00:58.279 had just cleaned it. The bowl water was still blue. 0:00:58.480 --> 0:00:59.400 It was really nice. 0:00:59.400 --> 0:01:01.960 So I gotta go listen the fourth floor. It's the 0:01:02.000 --> 0:01:05.639 ocean breeze. It's wonderful you show up. The water is blue. 0:01:06.520 --> 0:01:07.800 By the time this air is that, we have like 0:01:07.800 --> 0:01:09.319 a week or two of that left and that's it. 0:01:09.480 --> 0:01:11.959 No, the secret bathrooms, they clean that and they nobody 0:01:11.959 --> 0:01:12.480 goes to those. 0:01:12.680 --> 0:01:15.000 Okay, but I still, even though it was a freshly 0:01:15.040 --> 0:01:18.400 cleaned bathroom, I still put the toilet seed cover on, Like, 0:01:18.400 --> 0:01:20.360 are there is there any public place where you don't 0:01:20.400 --> 0:01:25.360 cover the seat? Okay? So can I tell a story? Yeah, 0:01:25.520 --> 0:01:26.399 that's what we're here for. 0:01:26.520 --> 0:01:28.480 When I was younger, I got worms. 0:01:29.600 --> 0:01:31.640 I don't I think you might have told me this, 0:01:31.720 --> 0:01:33.400 but I don't want to hear really about it, in 0:01:33.920 --> 0:01:35.440 like a dog does. Well. 0:01:35.520 --> 0:01:37.880 When I was young, I sat on a toilet and 0:01:38.800 --> 0:01:39.679 I got worms. 0:01:40.040 --> 0:01:41.760 I don't think. Can you get worms from sitting on 0:01:41.800 --> 0:01:42.479 a toilet seat? 0:01:42.640 --> 0:01:45.319 Yes, that's how you get worms. They go crawl up 0:01:45.360 --> 0:01:49.120 your butt, not worm worms, like it makes your butt 0:01:49.160 --> 0:01:50.600 all it once you put your headphones on. 0:01:51.360 --> 0:01:54.440 What am I hearing? Sound? What sound all right? It 0:01:54.480 --> 0:01:56.560 just fine? I like to hear how we sound. 0:01:56.640 --> 0:01:58.640 So okay, I sound wonderful, I sound mad. 0:01:58.680 --> 0:02:00.200 I don't know how you sound because you can't hear 0:02:00.240 --> 0:02:02.320 yourselves anyway, Go on with your worms. 0:02:02.560 --> 0:02:04.720 So I had worms as a kid, and it wasn't great. 0:02:04.960 --> 0:02:07.360 But all that to be said, I do like a 0:02:07.400 --> 0:02:13.000 hover technique. How I just squat you poop while hovering. 0:02:13.240 --> 0:02:16.240 Yeah, I hover, it's a I couldn't hover for fifteen minutes. 0:02:16.560 --> 0:02:18.239 Okay, well I don't take fifteen minutes. 0:02:18.400 --> 0:02:22.120 I do. No, I have to. No, it's my relaxation time. 0:02:22.520 --> 0:02:25.520 And I told him that's relaxation time. No, it doesn't 0:02:25.520 --> 0:02:28.360 matter where in office, it's not. I need at least two. 0:02:28.320 --> 0:02:31.680 To three minutes for sphincter retightening. That's cool. So that's 0:02:31.680 --> 0:02:34.600 why I have to sit there. Weird. What can't just 0:02:34.680 --> 0:02:36.679 drop and go? I does that one guy that that 0:02:36.680 --> 0:02:39.440 he does that I don't understand how. And we're like 0:02:39.720 --> 0:02:41.960 one wipe and he's out, dude, And. 0:02:41.960 --> 0:02:44.000 Let me tell you, I use half a relatoileury that 0:02:44.040 --> 0:02:47.760 he walks into that room sweating. It's like I I 0:02:47.840 --> 0:02:50.000 truly think he's possessed by some type of deal, like 0:02:50.040 --> 0:02:51.079 I worry about him. 0:02:51.080 --> 0:02:52.840 Well, you do have to understand. So when radio we 0:02:52.880 --> 0:02:55.560 have we have break times, and they're hard times that 0:02:55.600 --> 0:02:58.160 we call hard times. So he's probably got like three minutes. 0:02:58.280 --> 0:02:59.520 So he's like, all right, I'm about to go home 0:02:59.520 --> 0:03:02.240 and hit this butt. Okay, I hit the button. Now 0:03:02.240 --> 0:03:04.560 I'm gonna run And he runs down the hall like 0:03:04.560 --> 0:03:08.880 a marathon sweating and goes but literally drops it one 0:03:08.960 --> 0:03:10.600 and he's back in a minute and a half. I 0:03:10.600 --> 0:03:12.560 don't know, I've never ever I've been in the. 0:03:12.480 --> 0:03:14.919 Bathroom once and it literally was like a scene out 0:03:14.919 --> 0:03:16.680 of like a movie. It was like the door just 0:03:16.680 --> 0:03:19.560 like got knocked. It was like and then like you 0:03:19.680 --> 0:03:23.640 just see him like shuffle in and like just sits 0:03:23.720 --> 0:03:26.680 and all of a sudden, it was just like sounds 0:03:26.760 --> 0:03:29.480 that I did not know could come from a human body. 0:03:29.520 --> 0:03:32.000 I no offense, but he barely fits in that regular stall. 0:03:31.840 --> 0:03:36.280 And I just will I literally was almost like caught 0:03:36.320 --> 0:03:40.760 so off guard that I was like, uh yeah, what 0:03:40.920 --> 0:03:43.280 just happened, washed hands and walked down and he was 0:03:43.320 --> 0:03:44.320 like two seconds behind me. 0:03:44.800 --> 0:03:48.280 See, I almost never go at another person's house. It's 0:03:48.320 --> 0:03:51.080 either my house or in public. I try to avoid 0:03:51.520 --> 0:03:53.800 other people's homes at all costs. But every once in 0:03:53.800 --> 0:03:55.080 a while I'll be at my parents and I'll have 0:03:55.120 --> 0:03:57.640 no choice. I'll still put toilet paper down on the seat, explain, 0:03:58.840 --> 0:04:00.760 and I think it's weird. I think it's weird too. 0:04:00.920 --> 0:04:02.520 You know what, when you gotta go, you gotta go. 0:04:03.040 --> 0:04:06.840 I think anyway, welcome to bathroom talk Scotty Bee here, 0:04:08.120 --> 0:04:11.800 Scotti Bae for what's what's the toilet paper brand? 0:04:12.400 --> 0:04:18.760 Scotty Sharman, Cottonell Angel Soft, White Cloud. I'm gonna tell 0:04:18.800 --> 0:04:22.640 you something. The Sharman frauds we talk about. I don't 0:04:22.640 --> 0:04:25.160 think you should say that. Oh maybe you should take 0:04:25.160 --> 0:04:28.680 that call. Alright, So Andrew's gonna leave now. While Andrew leaves, 0:04:28.680 --> 0:04:30.640 I'm gonna see if I can name some more toilet 0:04:30.680 --> 0:04:32.440 paper brand. You know, back in the day, I'll never 0:04:32.480 --> 0:04:34.720 forget when I was a kid, Uh it was I 0:04:34.760 --> 0:04:37.719 think it was Scott Tissue that makes Scott toilet paper. 0:04:37.720 --> 0:04:42.000 They used to sell individual rolls and they were wrapped 0:04:42.040 --> 0:04:44.599 individually with paper, and they had all different color rolls. 0:04:44.600 --> 0:04:47.840 They had beige and pink and yellow and blue, and 0:04:47.960 --> 0:04:50.839 back then those dyes were probably doing bad things to 0:04:50.880 --> 0:04:53.520 your butthole. I don't know that. They don't really make 0:04:53.720 --> 0:04:56.320 colored toilet paper anymore. And there was one of them 0:04:56.360 --> 0:04:59.600 that had flowers on it, and and and toilet paper 0:04:59.600 --> 0:05:02.280 has really come a long way over the years. But 0:05:03.440 --> 0:05:06.400 did I say Northern Northern Also, there's actually a lot 0:05:06.440 --> 0:05:09.520 of toilet paper brands. And then you have the you know, 0:05:09.600 --> 0:05:13.080 the Earth friendly ones, They really do not feel good 0:05:13.120 --> 0:05:15.880 on your butt at all. They're brown, usually because they 0:05:15.880 --> 0:05:18.719 made out of bamboo or something. I don't really understand 0:05:18.720 --> 0:05:22.440 that I need maximum comfort when I'm in the bathroom 0:05:22.520 --> 0:05:25.360 and I and you definitely cannot scrimp on toilet paper. 0:05:25.440 --> 0:05:28.599 Toilet Paper is one thing that really I'm not buying 0:05:29.160 --> 0:05:31.440 because it's on sale. Some brands I will, yes, but 0:05:31.480 --> 0:05:35.400 that the just the one ply generic store brand. Never. Never, 0:05:35.720 --> 0:05:37.520 And like I would never take a roll of toilet 0:05:37.520 --> 0:05:39.800 paper home from work to use at home because I've 0:05:39.839 --> 0:05:42.120 done that once. Push through, I've done that once. I 0:05:42.120 --> 0:05:44.320 did it once or twice because just because but. 0:05:44.839 --> 0:05:49.040 I okay, I'd like to revise my statement. Okay, it's 0:05:49.080 --> 0:05:52.240 not that I think Sharman's a scam. I just don't 0:05:52.279 --> 0:05:55.520 be by scam. I just don't find it's paper that 0:05:55.520 --> 0:05:56.200 you wipe your butt with. 0:05:56.240 --> 0:05:59.039 There's no I know. But I think over to Ply, 0:05:59.480 --> 0:06:01.880 we're really like, oh, I don't even think they do 0:06:01.880 --> 0:06:04.480 that three ply anymore. It's insane. I don't think they 0:06:04.480 --> 0:06:05.200 have that anymore. 0:06:05.360 --> 0:06:09.120 It's like what am I doing? That's like, that's insane. Okay, 0:06:09.279 --> 0:06:11.720 you don't need something that's that soft. Also, it clogs 0:06:11.720 --> 0:06:12.600 your toilet. 0:06:12.600 --> 0:06:14.920 Exactly, Like who's toilet? Is that good that they could 0:06:15.000 --> 0:06:17.360 use that? Well? See, my kids use a lot, and 0:06:17.520 --> 0:06:19.360 there's a lot of times they'll be like, Dad, it's 0:06:19.440 --> 0:06:22.320 clogged again, and I'll have to run down the hall 0:06:22.440 --> 0:06:24.400 and we have this plunger that I don't like right 0:06:24.440 --> 0:06:27.200 now that really like the stuff goes everywhere. I just 0:06:27.200 --> 0:06:29.280 want a regular plunger. This is like some fancy thing 0:06:29.320 --> 0:06:31.839 with a handle or whatever. I don't like it, but 0:06:32.760 --> 0:06:35.240 I think that it's to the point where we need 0:06:35.440 --> 0:06:40.240 a router because the actual pipes are so clogged with crud. 0:06:40.960 --> 0:06:41.200 You know. 0:06:41.400 --> 0:06:42.840 Every once in a while, I think you really need 0:06:42.839 --> 0:06:44.960 to clean it out. Oh yeah, and it's always fun 0:06:44.960 --> 0:06:46.719 when you do that. I did that with my drains. 0:06:47.120 --> 0:06:50.160 I bought these things off Amazon. They're green, and you 0:06:50.279 --> 0:06:52.479 stick them in your drain and you kind of just 0:06:52.480 --> 0:06:55.640 do like wanted, like almost plunge it. The things that 0:06:55.800 --> 0:06:58.839 I pulled out of that drain I will forever be 0:06:58.880 --> 0:06:59.560 horrified by. 0:06:59.720 --> 0:07:01.520 Yeah. Every once in a while, I will put on 0:07:01.560 --> 0:07:03.840 a glove, yeah, and I will jam my hand down 0:07:03.880 --> 0:07:08.600 the shower drain in the girl's bathroom and there I'm 0:07:08.640 --> 0:07:10.800 just I'm thinking, I'm picturing pulling it out. There's like 0:07:11.840 --> 0:07:14.000 there's all kinds of stuff like stuck to gobs of 0:07:14.040 --> 0:07:17.440 it are It's crazy. It makes me nauseous. But I'm like, oh, 0:07:17.680 --> 0:07:19.520 and I'm pulling it out of the drain and all 0:07:19.640 --> 0:07:21.080 I don't know even know what these things are. There's 0:07:21.080 --> 0:07:23.640 like hair ties and bobby pins. It's insane. Where does 0:07:23.680 --> 0:07:25.720 he get there? Soap scum? Yeah, crud? 0:07:25.800 --> 0:07:27.480 Well, think about in an apartment. I don't know who 0:07:27.520 --> 0:07:28.080 lived in there. 0:07:28.240 --> 0:07:28.880 That's gross. 0:07:28.920 --> 0:07:30.880 And so I'm just pulling out things and I'm like, 0:07:30.960 --> 0:07:31.720 this is gross. 0:07:31.800 --> 0:07:33.720 At least our house was new when we bought it, 0:07:33.840 --> 0:07:37.400 so any gross stuff that's there at least was ours. 0:07:37.400 --> 0:07:39.800 I mean maybe fifteen years ago hours, but it was ours. 0:07:39.880 --> 0:07:43.160 Yeah, No, I don't. I I tried using draino and 0:07:43.200 --> 0:07:46.120 it wasn't working. So then I finally just like I remembered, 0:07:46.160 --> 0:07:48.600 I had these little things, and I just you scoop it, 0:07:48.840 --> 0:07:50.520 not scoop it, but you just throw it in and 0:07:50.520 --> 0:07:52.400 it's hooked, and then you just go like this a 0:07:52.400 --> 0:07:53.120 bunch of times. 0:07:53.160 --> 0:07:56.119 And then you know in the friend of mine owns 0:07:56.120 --> 0:07:59.120 a hardware store, and when the toilet was kind of 0:07:59.160 --> 0:08:01.960 and the drain was like not really flowing as fast 0:08:02.000 --> 0:08:05.320 as it should. He sold me the stuff and you ope, 0:08:05.400 --> 0:08:07.760 it's brown. I mean, I don't know what it is. 0:08:07.800 --> 0:08:09.200 All I know is I poured it in the drain 0:08:09.280 --> 0:08:11.800 and it started smoking. I'm like, dude, and it smelled 0:08:11.840 --> 0:08:14.320 like a tire fire. And he's like, Nope, that's it. 0:08:14.840 --> 0:08:18.280 And it completely just ate everything in there. Yeah, and 0:08:18.680 --> 0:08:23.000 the drain just flowed perfectly. That's acid for you. It's frightening, 0:08:23.280 --> 0:08:25.000 you know. And like you were saying, see, I've never 0:08:26.120 --> 0:08:26.760 the only. 0:08:27.480 --> 0:08:29.400 It melts it And now what else I do that 0:08:29.480 --> 0:08:31.640 I need to stop doing? Clipping my nails in the sink? 0:08:31.840 --> 0:08:33.920 Ew Why do you do that? Dude? What over the 0:08:34.000 --> 0:08:34.640 garbage can? 0:08:35.160 --> 0:08:37.520 Because I just figured you could just turn the water 0:08:37.559 --> 0:08:38.280 on it goes away. 0:08:38.400 --> 0:08:40.400 No, because they sit in the little thing whatever that 0:08:40.440 --> 0:08:42.480 thing is called, you know, the round the thing. I 0:08:42.480 --> 0:08:44.960 don't have mind's erecting. No, no, no, every sink has it 0:08:45.040 --> 0:08:48.240 underneath underneath. If you look underneath, the pipe is like this. 0:08:48.320 --> 0:08:50.679 It's a trap so the gases don't come back up. 0:08:50.720 --> 0:08:53.800 Oh okay, trust me, you have it. Every sink does. 0:08:53.800 --> 0:08:57.360 Otherwise that your house would explode or something. So things 0:08:57.360 --> 0:08:58.319 sit in the bottom of. 0:08:58.280 --> 0:09:03.120 That pipe and you nail dissolve. They probably do eventually, Yeah, 0:09:03.160 --> 0:09:04.920 but it probably takes a long I mean, technically, it's 0:09:04.960 --> 0:09:07.920 kind of like it's an external bone, isn't it kind 0:09:07.920 --> 0:09:10.360 of kind of Yeah, I would think it takes a 0:09:10.400 --> 0:09:13.440 long time, if at all. Like when they find dead 0:09:13.440 --> 0:09:15.880 people buried like from the seventies, the nail still, the 0:09:15.960 --> 0:09:18.640 other nails still that they don't grow, but are they 0:09:18.679 --> 0:09:23.480 still there? Yes, bones are, but if the flesh and 0:09:23.559 --> 0:09:25.880 everything else is gone to the just an easy solution 0:09:25.960 --> 0:09:28.520 to this, I'm just gonna google it. Hey, Siri, I 0:09:28.520 --> 0:09:31.319 don't have that on. I'm kidding because she would get 0:09:31.320 --> 0:09:34.240 mad or something. But I don't know that you are 0:09:34.280 --> 0:09:36.959 an idiot. Do nails dissolve. 0:09:37.559 --> 0:09:40.080 Well, I mean, I mean if you put them in 0:09:40.080 --> 0:09:41.480 a thing of acid like Jeffrey. 0:09:41.200 --> 0:09:46.880 Dahmer, fingernails are biodegradable. Nails are made of keratin. My 0:09:46.960 --> 0:09:49.520 kids takes a while use that in their hair. Do 0:09:49.559 --> 0:09:56.079 you fingernails ever, expu Do they decompose basic most of it? 0:09:56.880 --> 0:09:59.640 Yes? Or no? They give me this whole answer. I 0:09:59.679 --> 0:10:02.280 just fingernails decomposed, Like when you get buried, do. 0:10:02.240 --> 0:10:06.520 Your nail fingernails can take years to decompose, or even centuries. 0:10:06.720 --> 0:10:09.640 They break down faster and hot moist environments, and slower 0:10:09.679 --> 0:10:12.240 where it's dry and cool, which explains why mummy sealed 0:10:12.240 --> 0:10:15.079 in Egyptian tombs can still have fingernails after thousands of years. 0:10:15.080 --> 0:10:19.160 But no fingers. That's so interesting. So the nails just 0:10:19.240 --> 0:10:21.360 kind of fall to the floor, just like the placenta 0:10:21.360 --> 0:10:26.840 from the Live song. What's the matter? I don't know, dude, 0:10:26.880 --> 0:10:29.000 what I mean. If a mummy is just standing there 0:10:29.559 --> 0:10:31.480 wrapped it, they wrap them in the tape right like 0:10:31.600 --> 0:10:34.160 ye fruity yummy mummy. Is that how it works? Just 0:10:34.200 --> 0:10:37.160 like fruity nails just like fall to the ground or 0:10:37.160 --> 0:10:38.240 whatever their stay. I don't know. 0:10:38.440 --> 0:10:42.959 Yeah, if I could get if I if. 0:10:42.360 --> 0:10:44.920 I were to go, you will at some point. 0:10:45.080 --> 0:10:49.560 Yes, I would want like one of those biodegradable coffins. 0:10:49.920 --> 0:10:52.120 So you just kind of go away and will because 0:10:52.240 --> 0:10:53.240 you become part of the earth. 0:10:53.440 --> 0:10:55.679 Yes, I would like that. I either want to get 0:10:55.679 --> 0:10:59.160 cremated or I don't like. I feel like burial sites 0:10:59.200 --> 0:11:01.200 freak me out. If you were cremated, where would you 0:11:01.200 --> 0:11:02.240 like me to spread your ashes? 0:11:02.480 --> 0:11:03.000 I don't know. 0:11:03.320 --> 0:11:05.760 Maybe I would have like I would want everybody to 0:11:05.800 --> 0:11:07.800 have like a little bit and then just give them 0:11:07.840 --> 0:11:08.400 to everybody. 0:11:08.440 --> 0:11:10.520 I don't want them. You wouldn't want him. I don't 0:11:10.520 --> 0:11:12.280 want your ashes in my house. What if I had 0:11:12.320 --> 0:11:13.720 like a little thing that you got. 0:11:13.880 --> 0:11:16.160 Like a little okay, like a tiny size little thing, 0:11:16.240 --> 0:11:17.480 and I would like mint it into something. 0:11:17.520 --> 0:11:18.839 I would throw it in my closet or something. I 0:11:18.880 --> 0:11:20.640 think it'd be weird. I'm not going to memorialize you 0:11:20.679 --> 0:11:23.480 over the fireplace on the mantle here sits Andrew. It'd 0:11:23.480 --> 0:11:26.959 be like, oh, look there's I'd put a cereal ball 0:11:27.000 --> 0:11:28.800 upside down on top of He's like, look, oh look 0:11:28.840 --> 0:11:33.079 Andy has Oh that was that's him. So you're gonna die, 0:11:33.160 --> 0:11:36.600 have yourself cremated, and make sure that somebody distributes little 0:11:37.000 --> 0:11:37.679 pieces of you. 0:11:38.440 --> 0:11:41.600 I'm not saying the actual ashes. Oh, I'm saying because 0:11:41.640 --> 0:11:43.360 you can mint them. You can make diamonds out of them, 0:11:43.400 --> 0:11:44.240 you can make a little piece of. 0:11:44.280 --> 0:11:46.440 Jewelry out of there. You mix them into stuff. Yeah. 0:11:46.559 --> 0:11:48.840 Like imagine if you got like a little point or something, 0:11:48.840 --> 0:11:52.320 I would use it in a vending machine by mistake, wow, whoops. 0:11:53.120 --> 0:11:55.440 That would be real mean. I would throw it at 0:11:55.480 --> 0:11:58.200 the Coinstar at the King Colin and see what happens. 0:11:58.280 --> 0:12:00.800 Coin Star's a freaking spit it right. No, they're not 0:12:01.440 --> 0:12:02.120 all those damns. 0:12:02.120 --> 0:12:04.320 So sometimes you can get a dude if you do 0:12:04.480 --> 0:12:10.840 gift cards. I hate gift cards. I despise gift cards. 0:12:11.080 --> 0:12:14.200 I hate them with my life. If you see me 0:12:14.320 --> 0:12:15.760 and you're like, oh, I got to get it hid 0:12:15.760 --> 0:12:17.680 of you a gift and you get me a gift card, 0:12:18.400 --> 0:12:19.680 I sell it back to my mom. 0:12:19.840 --> 0:12:21.040 Really, I love them. 0:12:21.440 --> 0:12:23.719 I am terrible with them because. 0:12:23.440 --> 0:12:25.320 You lose them and then the company makes money on it. No, 0:12:25.559 --> 0:12:26.480 I don't lose them. 0:12:26.559 --> 0:12:29.600 It's just like if I'm going out for dinner or 0:12:29.640 --> 0:12:31.560 a lunch, or if I'm going to use it practically, 0:12:32.280 --> 0:12:34.880 I'm gonna be like, oh, here's my two hundred dollars 0:12:34.880 --> 0:12:35.360 gift card. 0:12:36.440 --> 0:12:38.760 How much is my balance? So you just check that 0:12:38.880 --> 0:12:42.200 beforehand and write it on the back. Why you're a millennial, 0:12:42.280 --> 0:12:44.080 just go on the computer and type in the number. 0:12:45.720 --> 0:12:49.560 Isn't it just easier to use a credit card? No? Use, 0:12:49.760 --> 0:12:51.400 You give them the gift card and your credit card. 0:12:51.480 --> 0:12:52.959 You don't worry about what's on it. They figure it 0:12:53.040 --> 0:12:56.800 out for you. But see, I agree with you. I'm 0:12:56.880 --> 0:12:59.600 anti coin counting machines that charge you because they charge 0:12:59.640 --> 0:13:01.280 up to twelve percent and TD. 0:13:01.920 --> 0:13:04.640 Some of the banks around there have gotten rid of them, 0:13:04.720 --> 0:13:06.960 I know. And it was great because they wouldn't charge 0:13:07.000 --> 0:13:10.280 you anything. The machines were a little slower. And don't 0:13:10.280 --> 0:13:13.880 think I didn't notice that, because I did. But their 0:13:13.920 --> 0:13:15.800 machines were a little slower, and. 0:13:15.880 --> 0:13:19.120 They rip you off. Yes, I did a test one time, 0:13:19.240 --> 0:13:22.160 and they did before TD was TD and it was commerce. 0:13:22.200 --> 0:13:24.040 Remember when it was commerce bike. I used to go 0:13:24.120 --> 0:13:26.160 to the one in Hoboken, New Jersey all the time 0:13:26.440 --> 0:13:28.480 to cash my coins in, and I said, this isn't 0:13:28.520 --> 0:13:30.400 I have more than I know? I have more than this. 0:13:30.920 --> 0:13:32.560 So one time what I did is I tossed in 0:13:32.760 --> 0:13:37.120 five Soka Juia dollars and it only counted two of them. 0:13:37.400 --> 0:13:39.400 So I went to the counter. I'm like, I know 0:13:39.480 --> 0:13:41.880 I had five Sokajowia. That's when it was only Saka Juia, 0:13:41.920 --> 0:13:45.320 there wasn't all these president ones. And they're like, and 0:13:45.360 --> 0:13:47.720 they just gave me three dollars cash. They believed me 0:13:48.280 --> 0:13:50.600 because they know that their machine rips people off well. 0:13:50.640 --> 0:13:51.880 And I think that's why they got rid of them. 0:13:51.960 --> 0:13:56.280 One time I had a a check or was it 0:13:56.800 --> 0:13:59.080 I had something and it got stuck in the ATM. 0:13:59.160 --> 0:14:01.640 That happened and I got a complaint, yes, and it 0:14:01.760 --> 0:14:04.600 was like, hopefully you give me my money. 0:14:04.760 --> 0:14:06.600 It's so weird that you just said that. Yeah, there 0:14:06.640 --> 0:14:08.520 was a seven on your Side story on the news 0:14:08.559 --> 0:14:11.720 last night were some guy, some contractor deposited a thirty 0:14:11.760 --> 0:14:15.040 eight thousand dollars check in the ATM and it said sorry, 0:14:15.480 --> 0:14:18.160 transaction suspended and it ripped the check up and that 0:14:18.240 --> 0:14:20.440 was it and it took him until he called seven 0:14:20.480 --> 0:14:22.400 on his Side to get his check back. 0:14:22.520 --> 0:14:27.240 I'm just imagining with that, like quick, uh what is 0:14:27.280 --> 0:14:29.680 that called? Like the tease for it in the news? 0:14:29.760 --> 0:14:33.480 Oh yeah, they took a contractor'or mad they just ripped 0:14:33.520 --> 0:14:34.160 up my check. 0:14:34.240 --> 0:14:37.440 They teased it like fifteen before they totally did the story. 0:14:37.480 --> 0:14:39.000 You knew what was gonna happen. So it's like, what 0:14:39.040 --> 0:14:41.680 are they teasing a vending machine on the loose. I'll 0:14:41.680 --> 0:14:44.800 never get my money back. Seven on your Side. That'd 0:14:44.800 --> 0:14:47.480 be a great podcast, just like getting things done for people. Yeah, 0:14:47.520 --> 0:14:49.160 I mean that's what seven on your Side is. 0:14:49.200 --> 0:14:53.480 So that's right, Nina Pineda, I I love those. I 0:14:53.520 --> 0:14:55.440 also love when there's like potholes that need to be 0:14:55.480 --> 0:14:58.560 repaired and there's always like on that one street, there's 0:14:58.560 --> 0:15:00.520 always just that woman's so loud. 0:15:01.640 --> 0:15:05.320 The potholes terrible. My favorite was I lost things in there. 0:15:06.240 --> 0:15:08.280 I don't know if it gets worse and then there 0:15:08.280 --> 0:15:10.680 people like like plant flowers in them and stuff like that, 0:15:10.800 --> 0:15:12.600 or fill them by themselves and get in trouble because 0:15:12.600 --> 0:15:14.680 they're not using the proper fill and the city can 0:15:14.680 --> 0:15:17.080 get sued or whatever. The scene to me, my favorite 0:15:17.080 --> 0:15:18.520 one was shame on You. Do you remember that? It 0:15:18.600 --> 0:15:23.200 was Arnold Shame shame on You on Channel two and 0:15:23.240 --> 0:15:24.720 then he moved to some other channel in New York, 0:15:24.760 --> 0:15:27.480 but but yeah, he used to, you know, expose. I 0:15:27.560 --> 0:15:28.480 loved it. 0:15:29.240 --> 0:15:32.240 I wonder if that's like every if every local news 0:15:32.320 --> 0:15:34.960 place for the most part, because I can't imagine people 0:15:34.960 --> 0:15:35.960 in the Midwest doing that. 0:15:36.200 --> 0:15:37.760 Like I imagine a shame on you in the. 0:15:37.680 --> 0:15:40.320 Midwest is like you've written me off and the person 0:15:40.360 --> 0:15:43.560 being like, I am so sorry, dear, Yeah, let me 0:15:43.600 --> 0:15:44.960 get that done for you right away. 0:15:45.120 --> 0:15:46.960 They'll have catchy little names like there was also like 0:15:47.000 --> 0:15:49.600 help me Howard here on Channel eleven. Everybody has. How 0:15:49.600 --> 0:15:50.520 do you get that job? 0:15:51.040 --> 0:15:53.160 I like, where are you in your news career where 0:15:53.160 --> 0:15:55.360 they're like, you know what, that's an easy gig, right, 0:15:55.400 --> 0:15:59.080 you're helping people a lot. Let's give you the segment. Yeah, 0:15:59.200 --> 0:16:01.360 you're the help me guy. You just have to sit 0:16:01.400 --> 0:16:02.840 on the phone with people for a long time and 0:16:02.880 --> 0:16:06.440 make things happen. It's like investigative reporting, that's right. Yeah, 0:16:06.520 --> 0:16:07.320 I don't know if I see. 0:16:07.320 --> 0:16:09.040 I don't know if you get to do that when 0:16:09.040 --> 0:16:11.200 you first start or if you graduate to that, because 0:16:11.240 --> 0:16:13.160 it's kind of an easy gig. Oh we'll be back 0:16:13.680 --> 0:16:20.800 right after this, and we're bad now. Yeah, so news, Okay, 0:16:21.760 --> 0:16:24.840 I would I yeah, I should have gotten into TV news. 0:16:24.880 --> 0:16:26.760 You would be such a good news anchor. 0:16:26.880 --> 0:16:30.280 Here's the thing. I can sit and read a newscript. 0:16:31.440 --> 0:16:33.600 We've done it before today on Wall Street that Yeah, 0:16:33.640 --> 0:16:36.080 I was up six point whatever. But but and like 0:16:36.120 --> 0:16:38.960 I've said, if the prompter goes out or if I 0:16:39.000 --> 0:16:41.200 have to add lib, I'm out. I'm just gonna be 0:16:41.200 --> 0:16:43.720 like we got to take a break. Well that's what 0:16:43.720 --> 0:16:46.520 you should do. But but they're not always ready to break, 0:16:47.040 --> 0:16:48.400 you know, like the people in the in the in 0:16:48.440 --> 0:16:50.920 the booth have, yeah, understood. 0:16:50.960 --> 0:16:53.280 But it's also like if there's a massive outage on 0:16:53.360 --> 0:16:56.280 the prompter, Yeah, they don't want you to make that 0:16:56.360 --> 0:16:59.240 like your time to just add lib. Or if there's 0:16:59.040 --> 0:17:01.440 there's news that I don't know about because the prompt 0:17:01.480 --> 0:17:03.960 is out anyway, how's the weather today? 0:17:04.320 --> 0:17:07.320 Nobody knows. But when it's live news, you have to 0:17:07.359 --> 0:17:09.959 be able to, you know, come up with things to 0:17:09.960 --> 0:17:11.200 say that that is a. 0:17:11.520 --> 0:17:14.680 News coming up with aren't on the news. They don't 0:17:14.680 --> 0:17:16.760 want you to just start being like, I don't really know. 0:17:16.920 --> 0:17:20.000 I think somebody there's some bad things happening. I'm just 0:17:20.000 --> 0:17:21.960 gonna raff hope for the best. Well, I mean, it's 0:17:21.960 --> 0:17:24.439 not like time for you to make like a sketch 0:17:24.440 --> 0:17:24.800 about it. 0:17:24.840 --> 0:17:26.480 Well, I mean, but it's a skill. It's a skill 0:17:26.520 --> 0:17:28.200 to kind of bees a little bit until the prompter 0:17:28.240 --> 0:17:30.359 comes back, or you can take a break. You know, 0:17:30.520 --> 0:17:32.199 I would just go straight to break. Are you kidding me? 0:17:32.280 --> 0:17:34.280 You can't always do that, Like we can take we'll 0:17:34.320 --> 0:17:35.760 be back right after this, and we just hit that, 0:17:36.160 --> 0:17:37.719 But on the news, you can't say we'll be back 0:17:37.760 --> 0:17:40.119