WEBVTT - The One With Heather McDonald 0:00:05.920 --> 0:00:08.480 Hello, gold, just welcome back and give them all a podcast. 0:00:08.800 --> 0:00:11.680 As you know, I never in all my lives have guests, 0:00:11.960 --> 0:00:15.680 but of course I had to have Heather McDonald's on 0:00:16.400 --> 0:00:19.479 one of my one of my nearest and dearest friends. 0:00:19.720 --> 0:00:21.759 And no one makes me laugh harder than you do. 0:00:22.200 --> 0:00:22.840 Well, thank you. 0:00:22.880 --> 0:00:26.439 I'm very thrilled to be here, so professional love you 0:00:26.560 --> 0:00:27.920 all excited. 0:00:28.440 --> 0:00:29.920 You came to Ocean's birthday party. 0:00:30.120 --> 0:00:32.880 Of course I did. It's my third time coming. 0:00:33.080 --> 0:00:36.200 I found all three birthday parties, so I'm like a 0:00:36.360 --> 0:00:41.680 og vip. We had the o G merch, I had 0:00:41.680 --> 0:00:44.240 the Ocean give them Ocean from the first party, which 0:00:44.320 --> 0:00:46.480 was an ocean theme mermaid yep theme. 0:00:47.240 --> 0:00:48.760 Yeah, you're going to be at all of them, and 0:00:48.800 --> 0:00:50.440 now you're gonna have to add another one. 0:00:50.440 --> 0:00:51.600 Which I'm totally excited. 0:00:51.680 --> 0:00:52.040 I love. 0:00:52.240 --> 0:00:53.600 I love a kid party. 0:00:54.840 --> 0:00:56.840 It was so cute and it was so fun good 0:00:57.120 --> 0:00:59.600 and I love love the new house and everything. 0:00:59.720 --> 0:01:01.760 I feel like there's it was just good energy. 0:01:02.080 --> 0:01:02.880 Yeah. 0:01:03.080 --> 0:01:05.240 Yeah, I'm very happy. I'm excited to bring a new 0:01:05.240 --> 0:01:08.480 baby home to that space. I love watching all my 0:01:08.600 --> 0:01:12.280 reality TV shows in that space, feeling. 0:01:12.080 --> 0:01:12.679 Like a queen. 0:01:12.880 --> 0:01:15.480 Have you thought about, like how you're going to do 0:01:15.600 --> 0:01:18.040 like I. Okay, you know when you like like something 0:01:18.080 --> 0:01:20.479 that the algorithm knows what you love. 0:01:20.720 --> 0:01:21.240 Yeah. 0:01:21.480 --> 0:01:24.120 So one of the things I love is like soldiers 0:01:24.160 --> 0:01:26.959 surprising their kids and wives coming home and their moms. 0:01:27.280 --> 0:01:31.200 The other one is toddler meets the new baby for 0:01:31.240 --> 0:01:32.960 the first time videos. 0:01:32.959 --> 0:01:33.880 Have you seen those? 0:01:34.480 --> 0:01:39.240 No, Oh my god, melt my heart where they're like 0:01:39.280 --> 0:01:43.440 the little kid comes in and baby like, oh yeah, wait, 0:01:43.520 --> 0:01:46.440 well you definitely have to do that. I do a 0:01:46.480 --> 0:01:48.320 lot of stuff, so I'll start sending even that. 0:01:48.480 --> 0:01:49.840 Okay, start sending me those. 0:01:50.480 --> 0:01:53.920 And because my I haven't been on Instagram, as I 0:01:54.000 --> 0:01:58.000 was just telling you, Like I this pregnancy is different 0:01:58.000 --> 0:02:00.720 in the sense like I have energy. I'm having to 0:02:00.760 --> 0:02:02.520 go out and still work and do all those things, 0:02:02.520 --> 0:02:04.800 which is very different from when I was pregnant with Ocean. 0:02:05.160 --> 0:02:08.680 But I'm I'm very sensitive, so I don't I don't 0:02:08.760 --> 0:02:12.240 get emotionally sensitive, and I don't want to see what 0:02:12.280 --> 0:02:16.560 people are saying about me, So I have steered clear 0:02:16.720 --> 0:02:20.200 of the Internet. I get on to Instagram to post 0:02:20.280 --> 0:02:22.640 what I need to post, and then I kind of 0:02:22.680 --> 0:02:24.880 like delete the app, and then if I need to 0:02:24.880 --> 0:02:26.919 post something again, I redownload the. 0:02:26.880 --> 0:02:29.800 App, post it, and then delete it again. So I 0:02:29.919 --> 0:02:30.840 don't go in. 0:02:30.919 --> 0:02:33.800 You know, because you become robotic just going in and 0:02:33.840 --> 0:02:36.080 you're scrolling and you don't even know how it happened. 0:02:36.760 --> 0:02:37.520 Well, I mean, you were at a. 0:02:37.560 --> 0:02:40.040 Level where if you were just on Instagram, you know, 0:02:40.080 --> 0:02:42.160 you could see an article or you follow a blog 0:02:42.160 --> 0:02:46.040 that might say something about you. There were times like 0:02:46.080 --> 0:02:48.240 there were these hate groups that I'd had to actually 0:02:48.280 --> 0:02:52.440 go to read the hate about me, and I feel 0:02:52.480 --> 0:02:56.080 like you sober, I'm March twenty third, No, December twenty 0:02:56.120 --> 0:02:57.919 third was the last time I looked. 0:02:57.840 --> 0:03:01.760 Yeah, on the hate groups, good about myself. But it 0:03:01.840 --> 0:03:02.799 was so addictive. 0:03:03.760 --> 0:03:08.320 And what do you mean hate groups like like dedicated 0:03:08.360 --> 0:03:09.480 hate groups. 0:03:09.200 --> 0:03:12.120 Oh on like Reddit, not Instagram. There's not like page 0:03:12.120 --> 0:03:15.160 to Facebook, geez Louise, Okay, keep going. 0:03:15.160 --> 0:03:16.919 There's some stuff like that. 0:03:17.600 --> 0:03:21.880 And I never experienced it until the last six months, 0:03:21.919 --> 0:03:25.880 and so I I was just like shocked to like 0:03:26.040 --> 0:03:28.360 read it, and like I kind of couldn't get enough. 0:03:28.400 --> 0:03:30.960 Like I'd be out and then I'd come home and 0:03:30.960 --> 0:03:33.480 it'd be like I was like, you know, getting up 0:03:33.520 --> 0:03:34.519 a pipe together something. 0:03:34.600 --> 0:03:37.040 I just couldn't stop reading it. 0:03:37.400 --> 0:03:39.160 And then when I finally I was like, I'm I 0:03:39.240 --> 0:03:41.240 don't ever want to see this again. I don't want 0:03:41.240 --> 0:03:43.880 anyone sending anything from it again. I'm never looking at 0:03:43.880 --> 0:03:48.400 it again. I literally treat it like like a you know, 0:03:48.720 --> 0:03:50.360 a step, or like I'm going to get a chip. 0:03:50.760 --> 0:03:54.200 And I almost feel like the feeling of it is 0:03:54.560 --> 0:03:56.800 and I've never experienced, so I don't know. But someone 0:03:56.840 --> 0:03:59.440 just said, is this this Maybe this is what it's 0:03:59.480 --> 0:04:01.360 like when some it's like a cutter or something. 0:04:01.400 --> 0:04:02.200 I don't know, were. 0:04:02.040 --> 0:04:04.960 They like an emotional cut you want. 0:04:04.800 --> 0:04:06.520 To feel something, they want to see it, and it's 0:04:06.560 --> 0:04:09.800 like yeah, and so I think it's great. There's no 0:04:09.880 --> 0:04:11.680 reason why you need to see it. I did see 0:04:12.080 --> 0:04:15.320 one comment about you, and it was tell Lala, ask 0:04:15.440 --> 0:04:18.640 Lala why her skin looks so beautiful pregnant? 0:04:20.240 --> 0:04:22.640 Well, no, but in the show you're not pregnant yet. 0:04:22.640 --> 0:04:23.479 Oh in the show. 0:04:23.600 --> 0:04:26.080 In the show you look I mean, you look beautiful 0:04:26.120 --> 0:04:28.680 in person, but in the show you your makeup and 0:04:28.880 --> 0:04:31.600 skin and stuff does look particularly good. In these last 0:04:31.600 --> 0:04:32.760 few episodes. 0:04:32.360 --> 0:04:34.360 You guys really ash you did. 0:04:34.440 --> 0:04:37.839 I did notice versus the seasons before, you were way 0:04:37.920 --> 0:04:39.920 lighter on the makeup or no makeup at all. 0:04:39.960 --> 0:04:41.919 Oh yeah, maybe you're not way more simple. 0:04:42.240 --> 0:04:43.120 That was the whole thing. 0:04:43.200 --> 0:04:45.200 I feel like they're not doing all like the beat 0:04:45.279 --> 0:04:46.919 faces and stuff. 0:04:47.000 --> 0:04:49.800 I'm not well this season. I'm not like this season. 0:04:50.240 --> 0:04:50.960 I went into it. 0:04:51.000 --> 0:04:53.880 I was like, I don't want to do my clippings 0:04:53.920 --> 0:04:56.279 for every scene. I don't want to bleach my hair. 0:04:56.400 --> 0:04:59.000 I'm done with the lashes. I'm done with it all. 0:04:59.040 --> 0:05:02.320 I want dewey skin, some mascara. It's in a highlighter. 0:05:02.480 --> 0:05:04.400 It's working. All your looks have been great. 0:05:04.600 --> 0:05:05.000 Thank you. 0:05:05.080 --> 0:05:07.960 I appreciate that. Yeah, I think when you I think 0:05:08.000 --> 0:05:10.880 it's one thing to like. We were talking about this earlier, 0:05:11.520 --> 0:05:15.520 Like I have my my DM setup where only check 0:05:15.560 --> 0:05:18.200 marks can get in, but there's a few that sometimes 0:05:18.200 --> 0:05:20.760 slip in, and those I'm like, if I if I 0:05:20.880 --> 0:05:22.799 happen to click on those and they're not very nice. 0:05:23.480 --> 0:05:24.200 I can sit there and. 0:05:24.160 --> 0:05:25.719 Be like, I really don't give a fuck about what 0:05:25.800 --> 0:05:27.960 you say, right, But when you start seeing that a 0:05:28.080 --> 0:05:32.239 page has posted about you and opened the public forum 0:05:32.279 --> 0:05:35.360 for people to slide into the chat, it immediately makes 0:05:35.400 --> 0:05:37.960 me feel exposed and vulnerable and I have to run away. 0:05:38.360 --> 0:05:41.560 Yeah, it's bad. It's you know, yeah, it's hard. 0:05:41.600 --> 0:05:44.600 Wait, Heather, can I ask really quick with those pages, 0:05:44.680 --> 0:05:47.520 just because I'm curious when you would read you said 0:05:47.520 --> 0:05:50.039 it like almost like an addiction. When you would read 0:05:50.080 --> 0:05:53.359 the comments the mean shit, would you get like some 0:05:53.520 --> 0:05:56.320 sort of high after and then the next day get 0:05:56.400 --> 0:06:00.160 really sad thinking about it and miserable or what was it? 0:06:00.640 --> 0:06:03.080 Well, one of the things is that, you know, the 0:06:03.120 --> 0:06:06.920 things would be so ridiculous and wrong and wrong information 0:06:07.080 --> 0:06:11.640 and wrong things about me that I would inadvertently like 0:06:11.760 --> 0:06:12.640 correct it. 0:06:12.920 --> 0:06:14.360 Like on my show the next day. 0:06:14.880 --> 0:06:18.640 Yeah, and then they love that, you know, like why 0:06:18.680 --> 0:06:21.120 am I even addressing this stupid thing that's not true? 0:06:21.160 --> 0:06:23.160 And I'd be like, oh, some of you guys seem 0:06:23.240 --> 0:06:25.560 to think that, and that's not the case. The case 0:06:25.680 --> 0:06:27.440 is I happened to be there for another event and 0:06:27.480 --> 0:06:29.520 done it because they'd be like that thirsty bit showed 0:06:29.600 --> 0:06:30.200 up to whatever. 0:06:31.000 --> 0:06:32.320 I was like, no, I. 0:06:32.240 --> 0:06:34.920 Was invited for weeks, but prior it was like why 0:06:34.960 --> 0:06:36.479 am I explaining my fucking life? 0:06:36.720 --> 0:06:36.880 Right? 0:06:36.880 --> 0:06:40.159 And then and then what was bad is when my 0:06:40.320 --> 0:06:45.120 teenage son found it and I was like literally like, 0:06:45.240 --> 0:06:47.720 don't read it. You're gonna get like indoctorated, like you're 0:06:47.720 --> 0:06:52.040 gonna start and then and then at one point we 0:06:52.680 --> 0:06:55.640 got to the place where we found it funny because 0:06:55.720 --> 0:07:01.279 we literally every Instagram post they'd pick apart my out 0:07:01.360 --> 0:07:03.560 they'd take the post and think about my auff or whatever. 0:07:03.839 --> 0:07:07.640 So I had this like really fun yellow. 0:07:07.320 --> 0:07:12.040 Trina Turk, like very nineteen sixties outfit, and I wore it, 0:07:12.160 --> 0:07:17.120 and we celebrated my niece's birthday at NOBU in Palm Desert, Okay, 0:07:17.440 --> 0:07:20.080 and we had this great time whatever. And then one 0:07:20.080 --> 0:07:24.120 of the posts was imagine if this thing was your aunt. 0:07:25.800 --> 0:07:25.960 Now. 0:07:27.800 --> 0:07:31.120 Yesterday for Easter, I wore it to brunch at our 0:07:31.440 --> 0:07:34.680 little club in our community there and my niece came sixteen. 0:07:34.680 --> 0:07:35.360 It is adorable. 0:07:35.640 --> 0:07:38.080 And I walked up and I go, imagine if this 0:07:38.200 --> 0:07:40.440 thing was taking you to Eastern Breadth, and like we 0:07:40.560 --> 0:07:41.680 laugh about it now. 0:07:42.440 --> 0:07:44.640 So there's like nothing like you get to a place 0:07:44.680 --> 0:07:48.040 where you're like, these people are losers, right, But it 0:07:48.240 --> 0:07:51.440 was the pain and everything real, which are now. 0:07:51.360 --> 0:07:53.920 Of course because you overexposed yourself to it. 0:07:54.040 --> 0:07:57.760 Yeah, and so you're being like waterboarded with really mean 0:08:00.240 --> 0:08:02.600 it's like one thing to see like one comment about 0:08:02.600 --> 0:08:04.360 like imagine if this thing where you're am like, yeah, 0:08:04.360 --> 0:08:05.960 I can laugh about that too. I can laugh about 0:08:06.000 --> 0:08:08.440 one comment about my eyebrows and my hairline if I 0:08:08.560 --> 0:08:10.600 see it five hundred times, though, I'm gonna be like, 0:08:10.880 --> 0:08:13.440 how do I get them? Yeah? 0:08:13.480 --> 0:08:16.360 I mean you know you're saying things physically that these 0:08:16.440 --> 0:08:19.000 trolls go after. And I thought it with your cast 0:08:19.000 --> 0:08:23.960 members too, and I'm like, there's nothing someone can do 0:08:24.120 --> 0:08:24.720 about that. 0:08:25.160 --> 0:08:27.280 No, it's not even like okay, it's not even. 0:08:27.120 --> 0:08:29.720 Something like oh I could get a nose job or 0:08:29.720 --> 0:08:32.200 oh I could fix my teeth. There's sometimes there's physical 0:08:32.200 --> 0:08:34.560 stuff that's like that is just how god like there's 0:08:34.600 --> 0:08:35.520 no fixing that. 0:08:35.720 --> 0:08:38.600 Like it's like saying that someone's short, Okay, what do 0:08:38.600 --> 0:08:40.160 you want me to do? Cut my legs and have 0:08:40.280 --> 0:08:41.200 them put a pin in there? 0:08:41.240 --> 0:08:44.280 Like, I mean there's a certain things or you're old. Yeah, 0:08:44.840 --> 0:08:50.000 well the age thing to me like worn on the 0:08:50.000 --> 0:08:53.000 euro is born, like take it up with my dead hairs. 0:08:52.640 --> 0:08:54.040 Like what do you want me to do? 0:08:54.280 --> 0:08:54.439 Like? 0:08:54.720 --> 0:08:56.920 But as if we were all born just a certain 0:08:56.960 --> 0:08:58.360 age forever, we're. 0:08:58.200 --> 0:08:59.000 All going to get there. 0:08:59.080 --> 0:09:02.760 The age thing I will never ever understand. Shut the 0:09:02.760 --> 0:09:03.199 fuck up. 0:09:03.480 --> 0:09:05.480 Well, then the other thing I saw that someone said 0:09:05.600 --> 0:09:10.280 was like, why are you getting into a conversation with 0:09:10.320 --> 0:09:12.600 someone like they're at your level when they really are 0:09:12.679 --> 0:09:16.880 literally a troll in a basement. I mean, there's trolls 0:09:16.960 --> 0:09:18.640 that you can go back and forth with those are 0:09:18.640 --> 0:09:20.720 not bots. And then there's just the mean comments that 0:09:20.800 --> 0:09:23.360 are the bots or whatever. There's a combo, but like 0:09:23.720 --> 0:09:26.720 why are you even trying to talk to this person? 0:09:26.760 --> 0:09:28.080 And then there's sometimes. 0:09:27.840 --> 0:09:31.800 Fans that were a fan and for whatever reason, they 0:09:31.880 --> 0:09:34.800 turned on you, and there's that too, and then you're like, goodbye, 0:09:34.920 --> 0:09:37.800 find another person to enjoy. Like it's not obviously you're 0:09:37.800 --> 0:09:39.240 not into me anymore. I'm not going to try to 0:09:39.240 --> 0:09:41.960 convince you. I don't know what happened or where you 0:09:42.160 --> 0:09:44.800 stopped liking me, but like it's not my problem anymore. 0:09:45.000 --> 0:09:47.280 No, And I find that those people turn into the 0:09:47.320 --> 0:09:49.360 people who I worry about them coming in my house, 0:09:49.520 --> 0:09:53.199 skinning me and then wearing my. 0:09:52.920 --> 0:09:57.199 They're obviously like they're obviously obsessed, you know, if they're 0:09:57.240 --> 0:10:01.120 taking this time and so, yeah, you know, it is 0:10:01.240 --> 0:10:04.120 kind of weird, but yeah, I get it. 0:10:04.360 --> 0:10:07.160 It's such a fun job that we've all placed ourselves in. 0:10:09.480 --> 0:10:11.480 Have you been watching vander Pumper. Wells, of course I have. 0:10:11.720 --> 0:10:15.040 Let's talk about it. Yeah, we had an episode. What 0:10:15.200 --> 0:10:15.920 was it last night? 0:10:16.120 --> 0:10:16.280 Yeah? 0:10:16.360 --> 0:10:18.040 Yeah, how'd you feel about it? How are you feeling 0:10:18.040 --> 0:10:19.280 about the season? Mention it all? 0:10:19.600 --> 0:10:23.560 Okay, Well, I'm really liking it, you do, like in 0:10:23.600 --> 0:10:24.440 many reasons? 0:10:24.520 --> 0:10:24.880 All right. 0:10:25.600 --> 0:10:29.520 First of all, every single person on the cast is 0:10:29.720 --> 0:10:33.240 witty and naturally funny, and I love their personalities. 0:10:33.280 --> 0:10:33.720 I love that. 0:10:34.040 --> 0:10:37.160 I mean, I love that Tom Sandoval and the editors 0:10:37.200 --> 0:10:39.880 and the way he said it's like I'm Scott Peterson 0:10:40.040 --> 0:10:42.040 and sports being like didn't he kill his wife? 0:10:42.040 --> 0:10:48.800 And he's like illegibly serious, Like it's so authentic. It's 0:10:48.800 --> 0:10:51.520 so authentic. Nobody is acting on that show. 0:10:51.520 --> 0:10:54.040 There was a time when you guys, when they were 0:10:54.120 --> 0:10:57.480 you know, casting certain people hoping that, you know, and 0:10:57.600 --> 0:10:59.960 it just didn't work. So the fact that like every 0:11:00.000 --> 0:11:04.040 every single person has a history and has their sense 0:11:04.040 --> 0:11:07.160 of humor, it's it's great. I mean, Katie and Schwartz 0:11:07.600 --> 0:11:09.400 with Katie dating. 0:11:10.480 --> 0:11:11.640 Having sex with the Max. 0:11:11.679 --> 0:11:14.400 Okay, so let me remind me Max is the one 0:11:14.640 --> 0:11:17.120 that is still wearing the Apple watch from Shina. 0:11:17.559 --> 0:11:20.800 Yes, okay, was it an Apple watch that he got? 0:11:20.880 --> 0:11:21.120 Yeah. 0:11:21.480 --> 0:11:25.200 The one before him got a penguin from Shina. Max 0:11:25.240 --> 0:11:26.120 got an apple, I. 0:11:26.120 --> 0:11:27.000 Was a gay penguin. 0:11:29.080 --> 0:11:30.560 I don't think he had decided yet. 0:11:30.720 --> 0:11:33.120 Okay, Well, you know there's a lot of gay pegs. 0:11:33.320 --> 0:11:34.800 I love that. It's so many gay pains. 0:11:35.120 --> 0:11:35.320 Yeah. 0:11:35.320 --> 0:11:37.360 And then they get they find a great girlfriend who 0:11:37.640 --> 0:11:39.440 got knocked up and doesn't want to raise the kid. 0:11:39.440 --> 0:11:41.560 And then the two gay penguins literally take the egg. 0:11:41.720 --> 0:11:43.480 We should find out about this. I wonder if he 0:11:43.600 --> 0:11:46.880 is gay the penguin. I'll find out, okay, and then 0:11:46.880 --> 0:11:49.599 we'll report back to you. Yeah. And then Max was 0:11:49.640 --> 0:11:52.800 the one who dated Dana and she put his necklace 0:11:52.800 --> 0:11:56.400 in her cat's litter box. And Dana is best friends 0:11:56.600 --> 0:11:59.120 with Katie and Max Boyan's's best friends. 0:11:59.200 --> 0:12:02.120 Wish Wait when did when did Sheena date Max? 0:12:02.520 --> 0:12:06.640 Sena dated Max before season eight and they gave him 0:12:06.679 --> 0:12:08.800 the and they had sex and she gave him the watch. 0:12:08.960 --> 0:12:11.439 They slept together, they were he was. 0:12:11.400 --> 0:12:15.400 Between hanging the hang the thing in seven minutes and 0:12:15.480 --> 0:12:21.959 brock yes, okay, got it. Okay, so that is all amazing. 0:12:22.160 --> 0:12:25.920 And the location thing, which I don't even know. Do 0:12:25.960 --> 0:12:27.880 you have to give someone permission for that? 0:12:28.320 --> 0:12:30.320 Yes? And that's why because I was literally. 0:12:30.120 --> 0:12:31.400 At one point like I was going to text her 0:12:31.440 --> 0:12:33.240 and I'm like, we're texting friends. 0:12:33.280 --> 0:12:34.560 Do you happen to have my location? 0:12:34.640 --> 0:12:34.679 No? 0:12:34.920 --> 0:12:37.280 No, no, no, there's no you. 0:12:37.520 --> 0:12:39.040 That's why when when. 0:12:40.480 --> 0:12:45.720 Katie said something about her following locations was an invasion 0:12:45.720 --> 0:12:46.400 of privacy. 0:12:46.880 --> 0:12:48.360 Number one, she's not following Katie. 0:12:48.480 --> 0:12:51.640 Number two, Max gave her permission to follow him and 0:12:51.679 --> 0:12:55.199 any three years time, at any points ago to. 0:12:55.160 --> 0:12:58.240 You to go in to remember. 0:12:57.520 --> 0:12:58.080 To change it. 0:12:58.640 --> 0:13:01.440 I shared my location, like I remember I was linking 0:13:01.520 --> 0:13:04.360 up with Arianna to go get a coffee. In that 0:13:04.400 --> 0:13:06.760 scene where I'm like, you should defend Sena, she shared 0:13:06.800 --> 0:13:09.440 her location with me, so and I shared mine with 0:13:09.520 --> 0:13:12.000 her so that we could let production. 0:13:11.720 --> 0:13:14.280 Know where Okay, the two of us were at what 0:13:14.360 --> 0:13:15.040 point in time? 0:13:15.360 --> 0:13:18.240 Well, and all is also like single girlfriends, you should 0:13:18.240 --> 0:13:19.240 do that or with your parent. 0:13:19.720 --> 0:13:22.240 At the moment that scene was over, I clicked unshare. 0:13:22.440 --> 0:13:25.000 Oh okay, you will not be knowing where I am. 0:13:25.280 --> 0:13:27.079 And I think she did the same. Okay, so it's 0:13:27.080 --> 0:13:30.240 not an invasion of privacy. You are being asked, can 0:13:30.640 --> 0:13:32.079 so and so fallow your location? 0:13:32.320 --> 0:13:33.000 And you agree? 0:13:33.120 --> 0:13:35.959 So probably fifty out of the fifty six people at 0:13:35.960 --> 0:13:38.640 one time gave it to her and then completely forgot. 0:13:38.720 --> 0:13:38.920 Yeah. 0:13:38.920 --> 0:13:41.920 But I think during that episode people went into their phones. 0:13:42.360 --> 0:13:43.960 If they were alive, I would like to know what 0:13:44.000 --> 0:13:46.839 the number is now, Yeah, just what She's sitting. 0:13:46.559 --> 0:13:48.480 At that seat and she's like, I wanted to know 0:13:48.520 --> 0:13:50.800 where my friends were, like location. 0:13:50.679 --> 0:13:54.640 And then I looked again, and then again and then again. 0:13:54.679 --> 0:13:57.160 The next morning, I'm like, okay, she should stop talking. 0:13:58.240 --> 0:14:00.800 Yeah, So that was to me so fun. And I 0:14:00.840 --> 0:14:05.920 love Katie and Schwartz post divorce. You do, Yes, I 0:14:05.960 --> 0:14:08.480 think they have a nice little funny vibe going, like 0:14:08.520 --> 0:14:12.120 would she when they're sitting at your water tasting thing? Yeah, 0:14:12.160 --> 0:14:15.400 and he's like, I mean he did like a friend. 0:14:15.400 --> 0:14:17.600 She's like, whatever, he's done a lot worse to me 0:14:17.800 --> 0:14:19.720 over the airs and she's like, why do you just 0:14:19.760 --> 0:14:21.280 start with like better clothes? 0:14:21.280 --> 0:14:24.440 He goes, better clothes? What the fuck are you wearing? 0:14:25.880 --> 0:14:28.160 He goes back and he goes, you're right, it's cool. 0:14:28.200 --> 0:14:29.160 I know she. 0:14:29.280 --> 0:14:32.280 Has best his zingers, but then he feels bad about them. 0:14:32.280 --> 0:14:34.360 It's like when he told her season nine, you got 0:14:34.440 --> 0:14:35.560 kind of a Karen. 0:14:36.960 --> 0:14:40.120 And then he and then he goes and it's really sexy. 0:14:40.160 --> 0:14:41.080 I love it. 0:14:41.480 --> 0:14:43.920 Yeah, like he That's what I'm saying, Like, it's just 0:14:44.320 --> 0:14:48.240 very He's so like earnest and so I think that's 0:14:48.240 --> 0:14:52.640 really funny. Okay, I gotta talk about the side players. 0:14:52.840 --> 0:14:56.880 Okay, side players, name them, name them, name. 0:14:56.680 --> 0:14:58.480 Name the assistant. 0:14:58.720 --> 0:15:04.920 And got ultimately back again and then we what was 0:15:04.960 --> 0:15:06.400 that tragic pool party? Though? 0:15:06.480 --> 0:15:09.800 I'm sorry? Was that were those extras? What the fuck 0:15:10.120 --> 0:15:10.480 was that? 0:15:10.760 --> 0:15:14.800 This was not on last night's episode. Yeah, before the 0:15:14.840 --> 0:15:16.720 week before the pool. 0:15:16.680 --> 0:15:20.000 I'm like, how does Tom know these people? Like I'm 0:15:20.080 --> 0:15:22.960 literally like, it's okay, because I get it you lost 0:15:23.000 --> 0:15:24.600 a lot of friends and you're trying to have a 0:15:24.600 --> 0:15:25.640 pool party, but like. 0:15:25.960 --> 0:15:27.000 Who are these people? 0:15:27.160 --> 0:15:28.360 Let me tell you there it was. 0:15:28.320 --> 0:15:30.200 Like a fifty year old mom and I'm one of 0:15:30.200 --> 0:15:30.640 those longs. 0:15:30.720 --> 0:15:32.480 I think she wasn't hollering me, like in the corner, 0:15:32.520 --> 0:15:34.200 and I literally thought they. 0:15:34.120 --> 0:15:38.720 Just got the street. They literally were like at Ralph's 0:15:38.800 --> 0:15:40.240 and like, what do you was doing? 0:15:40.480 --> 0:15:43.600 By the way, Tom Standerval could have no, No, we 0:15:43.640 --> 0:15:46.000 don't hire extras, we not at all. 0:15:46.360 --> 0:15:46.840 He met. 0:15:50.760 --> 0:15:52.760 No, the three girls that were in the pool with 0:15:52.840 --> 0:15:57.160 him came later. Yeah, the girls that came later, he 0:15:57.280 --> 0:16:00.400 met those at the Sir Brunch, met those he did. 0:16:03.880 --> 0:16:06.760 It's like anybody that comes by like is a super 0:16:06.800 --> 0:16:08.000 fan and knows the whole school. 0:16:08.120 --> 0:16:09.120 Everyone knows the whole. 0:16:08.960 --> 0:16:11.960 No one's wand let's try this restaurant. 0:16:12.160 --> 0:16:16.400 Yeah no, it'd be like wandering past Disneyland and be. 0:16:16.320 --> 0:16:19.120 Like, I've never heard exactly, wonder if they do serve 0:16:19.200 --> 0:16:19.920 good pretzels? 0:16:20.120 --> 0:16:22.160 Yeah? Crazy? 0:16:22.280 --> 0:16:26.440 So that pool party, but like, okay, so first only, 0:16:26.600 --> 0:16:28.120 and then of course I got to talk about Joe. 0:16:29.200 --> 0:16:33.080 Joe, Joe. Okay, let's just talk about Shoe. 0:16:33.200 --> 0:16:34.040 Okay, let's talk. 0:16:34.280 --> 0:16:37.440 You look at the reel that I sent you of 0:16:37.480 --> 0:16:39.920 the two people imitating Schwartz and Joe. 0:16:41.120 --> 0:16:42.560 You sent it via Instagram. 0:16:42.560 --> 0:16:45.800 Oh so you can't go there, Okay, have to re 0:16:45.880 --> 0:16:48.760 download the app and get on Okay, they never buy. Okay. 0:16:48.800 --> 0:16:52.280 So there's these two they lay do in, these two. 0:16:52.480 --> 0:16:56.240 Buddy people that I follow. They would imitate succession and everything. 0:16:56.280 --> 0:16:58.000 They're like good communic actors. 0:16:58.400 --> 0:17:03.360 So they do a se of Schwartz and Joe, and 0:17:03.560 --> 0:17:06.080 Joe was just like like doing all these things and 0:17:06.119 --> 0:17:09.879 then and then he's like ok and then she like 0:17:09.960 --> 0:17:12.720 I'm like, what are you what is going odd? 0:17:13.200 --> 0:17:15.200 And then she's like, oh hi, all righty. 0:17:16.760 --> 0:17:19.280 Oh my, and then he and then she's like, oh yeah, 0:17:19.400 --> 0:17:21.199 I mean are we dating or we're not? 0:17:21.960 --> 0:17:24.240 And it just is very odd. 0:17:24.320 --> 0:17:27.879 So I get why everyone's like yeah, and it is weird, 0:17:28.560 --> 0:17:32.320 and it would be annoying if you were Christen's really 0:17:32.320 --> 0:17:35.840 good friend. Yes, and then you acted sympathetic to the 0:17:35.880 --> 0:17:39.640 breakup of Katie and Schwartz and then you waizled your 0:17:39.640 --> 0:17:42.840 fucking vagina in there, and now you're on the show 0:17:42.880 --> 0:17:43.680 with a mic pack. 0:17:43.960 --> 0:17:45.880 But I don't blame the producers for putting a. 0:17:45.840 --> 0:17:47.919 Mic pack on her, but you have to because she 0:17:48.000 --> 0:17:50.840 actually is in the group, and like that's all fine, 0:17:50.880 --> 0:17:52.960 but like, how annoying. 0:17:52.480 --> 0:17:55.639 That Like you're like, really, bitch, you know. 0:17:55.800 --> 0:17:57.920