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Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time y'all

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Speaker 1: don't know, y'all all looking back to back down, giving

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Speaker 1: them like amazing bus things and it's not do me good.

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Speaker 1: To Steve Hart, I don't joy. You gotta use that

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Speaker 1: Good morning, everybody. Are you listening to the voice, Come on,

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Speaker 1: gig me now, one and only Steve Harvey got a

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Speaker 1: radio show. Okay, I got something for you today. I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna have a conversation this morning about my understanding of

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Speaker 1: grace now that I've gotten older and I've come in

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Speaker 1: to a better understanding of a lot of things I

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Speaker 1: didn't know about when I was younger. This is just

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Speaker 1: my interpretation of grace. Now once again, y'all listen to me.

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Speaker 1: I ain't nobody's pastor, I ain't nobody's minister. So you know,

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Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure you can go to church and get

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Speaker 1: a far more extensive definition of one I'm giving you.

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Speaker 1: I'm just talking to people. You know. Grace is this

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Speaker 1: thing that that God provides for us, and grace it's

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Speaker 1: just things that you get that's really undeserving, you know.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I look at my life as it is today.

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Speaker 1: You know. Look, I work hard and I have faith

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Speaker 1: happen in my life. But the way my life is now,

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Speaker 1: I don't. I don't. I don't deserve all of this.

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Speaker 1: I have been the beneficiary of God's grace. I have

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Speaker 1: exceedingly in anything you could think of. His grace supersedes

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Speaker 1: anything you could possibly imagine. You know, the goals that

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Speaker 1: the things that I have on my dream board. I

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Speaker 1: have the faith that God give it to me. But

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Speaker 1: what He does with grace, he gives you far more

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Speaker 1: than that. He gives you what He has for you,

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Speaker 1: not what you can see. You can't see all He

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Speaker 1: has for you. It's impossible. Who are you? How can

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Speaker 1: possibly think? How he can think? How how can you

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Speaker 1: possibly do what he can do. How can it be

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Speaker 1: that isn't a single mind living or a collection of

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Speaker 1: wildest imagination could have made you think of Earth? The stars,

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Speaker 1: it now. But now, his thing about grace, it can't

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Speaker 1: simply as a reward of some type for his love

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Speaker 1: for you and for you attempting for you, attempting to

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Speaker 1: do right, not because you get it right. Because if

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Speaker 1: because we all fall short We all make mistakes, we

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Speaker 1: Nobody's perfect. Man. Now I understand what my mother was

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Speaker 1: don't even deserve. Somehow, you just wonder how you just

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Speaker 1: Have you ever done that? Man? Just thought about you know?

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Speaker 1: that every year, you know, the ambras at the new year,

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Speaker 1: stop talking about it, do it now. The best way

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Speaker 1: old w now, right now today, what you're waiting on.

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Speaker 1: All you're doing is delaying his opportunity to bless you.

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Speaker 1: times we do that? We delay his opportunity to bless

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Speaker 1: why don't you start now? Now? You're gonna trip a

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Speaker 1: little bit called the holidays coming. But you ain't got

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Speaker 1: But man, have you thought about the stuff that didn't

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Speaker 1: that's been grace and I'm beneficiary of it. And that's

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Speaker 1: That's that's better than money. You're listening show, ladies and gentlemen,

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Speaker 1: here it is Steve Robbing Morning Show in your mouth?

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Speaker 1: Do it? Steve? Are you doing looking real good today?

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Speaker 1: Calling for good morning? Was handing, loving mondies, oh junior

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Speaker 1: saying morning up, mon up, nephew, timing dog, get dope

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Speaker 1: Christmas tree up? Ye oh what a Christmas tree? Pitch?

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Speaker 1: Why are you so young? So I would? I would?

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Speaker 1: I've been warming you know my ears out. It ain't

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Speaker 1: nothing to do. I called this awful. We got started, okay,

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Speaker 1: It was I love Christmas. It was my favorite holiday.

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Speaker 1: and put the lights only bad but this cold right? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: a life size doll? A gold card? Oh you got

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Speaker 1: Driving at fourteen, I'm about here. Tandy Street anyway, a

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Speaker 1: That was your first collect pop bottles. This work wag,

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Speaker 1: What about your nephew, big Will you know that the

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Speaker 1: little handle on that when you can hook slide with it? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: What what plastic? We yes? The pla I wore them out.

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Speaker 1: All right, well, listen, coming up, we'll continue to talk

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Speaker 1: more about our favorite Christmas memories and holiday traditions and

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Speaker 1: all of that, and we'll hear from Steve of course

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Speaker 1: thirty two minutes after the hours, when we'll be back

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Speaker 1: right after this when you gotta go. Card you're listening

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Speaker 1: to show, all right to Steve, let's talk about some

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Speaker 1: of your favorite Christmas memories, um, you know, and your

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Speaker 1: favorite holiday tradition. I want to ask you, like Poe memories.

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Speaker 1: But that was good though, you know what it because

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Speaker 1: I didn't know, you know, no difference, Yeah, I figured

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Speaker 1: You open multiple packages? Just damn gift man. But the

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Speaker 1: at the at the department stores. My mom could wrap. Yeah, man, girl,

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Speaker 1: Everything I wrapped with the exact shape of whatever dog

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Speaker 1: that's probably what it was. It was obvious, never going

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Speaker 1: You're listening to show. These are some phrases you here.

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Speaker 1: So what did she say? That was so fun? Anybody

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Speaker 1: y'all can't smoke that in my mama's house. And y'all

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Speaker 1: it's not a weed. This is my real hair. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I know you ain't out there peeing in my mama

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Speaker 1: hi ya, hey' Robert, what's going on? Right? What's up? Y'all?

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Speaker 1: What's up? What's up? Fair man? I wish I could

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Speaker 1: What's man? Huh? Let me talk to hey, Bernita Robert

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Speaker 1: Oh no, we've been out to Crystal Black. How go out? Then?

420
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Speaker 1: Tell Davante to bring that walker back in here so

421
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Speaker 1: mister still can get to the table. You mean, timmy,

422
00:34:06,880 --> 00:34:12,440
Speaker 1: you ain't got no flash greens missus burn from from

423
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Speaker 1: the hospital. Bid your grandmama from the hospital. Bid and

424
00:34:15,880 --> 00:34:23,399
Speaker 1: again turn them greens down. Smell him in hill. Hey,

425
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Speaker 1: can anybody mean a jump? I'm trying to go to

426
00:34:25,560 --> 00:34:32,080
Speaker 1: wood five. He worked. He get they're getting paid double,

427
00:34:32,280 --> 00:34:35,640
Speaker 1: get paid double tonight. Yeah, you don't get that over time?

428
00:34:35,719 --> 00:34:46,959
Speaker 1: Get that? Well, that's gonna get out of here. Watch

429
00:34:47,040 --> 00:34:52,000
Speaker 1: this game, y'all. Y'all, y'all TV be cutting on going

430
00:34:52,120 --> 00:34:55,880
Speaker 1: to the house so I can see this game. You fool,

431
00:34:55,960 --> 00:35:00,320
Speaker 1: you're talking like somebody and took them down falling. I

432
00:35:00,440 --> 00:35:05,879
Speaker 1: know we had eight falling chairs. Took that fall off

433
00:35:05,920 --> 00:35:10,440
Speaker 1: the table? Who took the phone? That's my fault. All right,

434
00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:16,680
Speaker 1: we gotta go. That's it. You're listening to morning show. Well, guys,

435
00:35:17,080 --> 00:35:21,200
Speaker 1: have you ever you know, left and attitude actions left

436
00:35:21,239 --> 00:35:25,000
Speaker 1: a job with Yeah, okay, let's hear about it. You're

437
00:35:25,080 --> 00:35:31,200
Speaker 1: taking hell. I'm sitting here here and I got my

438
00:35:31,320 --> 00:35:37,799
Speaker 1: ass here right here, meaning right that I'm here. Yes,

439
00:35:39,760 --> 00:35:46,880
Speaker 1: I'm not throwing shade. I'm building a tent. I know

440
00:35:47,280 --> 00:35:53,080
Speaker 1: you have one story. Take this job and shove it. Story. Well.

441
00:35:53,239 --> 00:35:57,080
Speaker 1: I worked at a place called Lincoln Electric, uh huh,

442
00:35:58,239 --> 00:36:00,360
Speaker 1: and I hated it. I hate it with it everything

443
00:36:00,440 --> 00:36:04,080
Speaker 1: in me. I worked a graveyard ship twelve to eight

444
00:36:04,120 --> 00:36:08,919
Speaker 1: in the morning, and man, I despised the job because

445
00:36:08,960 --> 00:36:12,040
Speaker 1: at four o'clock, I don't care who you are. You sleepy? Yeah,

446
00:36:13,200 --> 00:36:17,000
Speaker 1: there is no getting used to four am. You're supposed

447
00:36:17,040 --> 00:36:21,360
Speaker 1: to be sleep And lunch was twenty minutes. It was

448
00:36:21,440 --> 00:36:24,520
Speaker 1: like working, it was. It was the hardest job I've

449
00:36:24,560 --> 00:36:27,120
Speaker 1: ever had. Lunch was twenty minutes and you and we

450
00:36:27,239 --> 00:36:29,200
Speaker 1: had to work on a piece system where we had

451
00:36:29,239 --> 00:36:34,320
Speaker 1: to develop all these wire coils by pieces, and I

452
00:36:34,440 --> 00:36:38,239
Speaker 1: hated that job. And I had this little dude named Tony.

453
00:36:38,360 --> 00:36:40,800
Speaker 1: Wasn't my supervisor, cool little dude, but I just I

454
00:36:40,840 --> 00:36:43,839
Speaker 1: didn't like the company. And so I went to work

455
00:36:43,920 --> 00:36:46,239
Speaker 1: one day and I just told him. I said, hey, man,

456
00:36:46,280 --> 00:36:49,160
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna be able to continue anymore. I got

457
00:36:49,239 --> 00:36:52,640
Speaker 1: a huge loan came in from small business Association to

458
00:36:52,719 --> 00:36:56,279
Speaker 1: start my own company, and all the men was the

459
00:36:56,600 --> 00:36:58,920
Speaker 1: oh wow, really, Steve, what you do? Yeah, I'm starting

460
00:36:58,920 --> 00:37:01,680
Speaker 1: my own carpet cleaning business. Man. I got the money,

461
00:37:01,760 --> 00:37:04,880
Speaker 1: the loan came through, offered me the body equipment, so

462
00:37:04,960 --> 00:37:07,520
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go full time. Oh man, good luck to you,

463
00:37:07,640 --> 00:37:10,000
Speaker 1: Good luck to you. So I ended up getting his

464
00:37:10,160 --> 00:37:12,920
Speaker 1: job as a carbon cleaner coach. Well, one of the

465
00:37:13,040 --> 00:37:17,439
Speaker 1: guys used my company, which partly was true. I didn't

466
00:37:17,480 --> 00:37:20,960
Speaker 1: really get the money from a small business loan. I

467
00:37:21,120 --> 00:37:26,120
Speaker 1: just wanted to quit, okay, And so one dude called

468
00:37:26,200 --> 00:37:29,560
Speaker 1: me and asked me to clean his house because he

469
00:37:29,680 --> 00:37:32,319
Speaker 1: knew my house number, and I went by his house.

470
00:37:32,440 --> 00:37:34,600
Speaker 1: But I had went to pick and pay with your

471
00:37:34,640 --> 00:37:38,960
Speaker 1: grocery store, and I rented machines every day and just

472
00:37:39,040 --> 00:37:41,239
Speaker 1: put it in the back seat of my car, and

473
00:37:41,360 --> 00:37:44,200
Speaker 1: I pulled up at his house and unloaded the carbon

474
00:37:44,280 --> 00:37:47,440
Speaker 1: cleaning machine from the back seat my car. He's, man,

475
00:37:47,560 --> 00:37:50,040
Speaker 1: I thought you was a professional car for cleaner. You

476
00:37:50,120 --> 00:37:52,520
Speaker 1: didn't rented the machine from that man. I'm gonna tell

477
00:37:52,560 --> 00:37:57,480
Speaker 1: everybody down at the job, Okay, So I said, okay, cool,

478
00:37:57,520 --> 00:38:02,080
Speaker 1: ain't no problem right here. It's like, so I just

479
00:38:02,239 --> 00:38:07,840
Speaker 1: went on to ruin his coffee ruined, now a ruined

480
00:38:11,040 --> 00:38:15,239
Speaker 1: extract the water, just put it in there. Since you're

481
00:38:15,280 --> 00:38:18,279
Speaker 1: gonna go tell go tell him that too. You feel

482
00:38:18,320 --> 00:38:23,400
Speaker 1: good about this? Then it wasn't a funny story. It

483
00:38:23,520 --> 00:38:30,320
Speaker 1: wasn't really a yeah, you know, I don't like the company,

484
00:38:30,480 --> 00:38:33,000
Speaker 1: or no, I really didn't like you. Coming up more

485
00:38:33,120 --> 00:38:36,000
Speaker 1: of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this. You're

486
00:38:36,080 --> 00:38:40,960
Speaker 1: listening to Steve Morning Show. All right, guys, it is

487
00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:44,160
Speaker 1: time for comedy Roulette. Please. Jay sets this one up

488
00:38:44,160 --> 00:38:46,760
Speaker 1: for us. Tell us. And it's so important to explain

489
00:38:46,880 --> 00:38:51,319
Speaker 1: this because we get new listeners every day and we're

490
00:38:51,400 --> 00:38:54,640
Speaker 1: doing a different segment that people are not aware of.

491
00:38:55,239 --> 00:39:01,400
Speaker 1: So that's why I take the time to explain. And

492
00:39:01,480 --> 00:39:05,759
Speaker 1: it's very simple. You take close subjects and you put

493
00:39:05,800 --> 00:39:09,480
Speaker 1: them on a wheel, and you take them on the wheel,

494
00:39:09,840 --> 00:39:15,160
Speaker 1: you spun the wheel, and which stop? We can do

495
00:39:15,600 --> 00:39:22,960
Speaker 1: the damn thing because we's comedians. Be good, all right,

496
00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:27,439
Speaker 1: here we go. These are the subjects for today. Things

497
00:39:27,520 --> 00:39:29,600
Speaker 1: you can do to get people to leave your house.

498
00:39:31,440 --> 00:39:36,040
Speaker 1: Things you say to people who've overdecorated for the holiday. Yeah,

499
00:39:39,120 --> 00:39:44,319
Speaker 1: things you say to people who have underdecorated for the holidays.

500
00:39:44,880 --> 00:39:47,600
Speaker 1: And here's the last one. Things you say when you

501
00:39:47,680 --> 00:39:53,600
Speaker 1: didn't get what you wanted for Christmas. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah,

502
00:39:53,640 --> 00:39:56,759
Speaker 1: you gotta yeah, let's go. Let's spind the wheel. M

503
00:40:01,120 --> 00:40:06,840
Speaker 1: come on over decorating. Yeah, oh oh, I thought it

504
00:40:06,920 --> 00:40:09,840
Speaker 1: was gonna stop on over decorating, but now it stopped on.

505
00:40:10,040 --> 00:40:12,840
Speaker 1: Things you say when you didn't get what you wanted

506
00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:18,000
Speaker 1: for It's the same as Steve's bad acting theater. No, no, no, no, no, no,

507
00:40:18,200 --> 00:40:20,879
Speaker 1: not at all. I don't even know how you got

508
00:40:20,960 --> 00:40:26,319
Speaker 1: that out of that. But these are things you say

509
00:40:26,440 --> 00:40:29,359
Speaker 1: when you didn't get what you want for Christians. Yeah,

510
00:40:29,600 --> 00:40:31,960
Speaker 1: let's go. The things you say when you didn't get

511
00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:36,279
Speaker 1: what you say? Come, oh, this is nice and this

512
00:40:36,440 --> 00:40:41,440
Speaker 1: one lights up? What is it with that attitude that's

513
00:40:41,440 --> 00:40:44,920
Speaker 1: how you say it, that's what you're saying. How you

514
00:40:45,080 --> 00:40:48,440
Speaker 1: say it? Yeah, j I'll tell you what this is

515
00:40:48,480 --> 00:40:50,479
Speaker 1: something I actually said as a kid. But I didn't

516
00:40:50,520 --> 00:40:53,400
Speaker 1: get what I want on huh for Christmas? And they

517
00:40:53,440 --> 00:40:55,520
Speaker 1: were standing there by parents, but I was about ten.

518
00:40:55,640 --> 00:41:02,200
Speaker 1: I said, you said your words? Yeah, yeah, when you

519
00:41:02,239 --> 00:41:07,960
Speaker 1: open that box of the day, what you're supposed to get? Oh,

520
00:41:09,239 --> 00:41:12,360
Speaker 1: thank you. I'll I put this in the drawer with

521
00:41:12,440 --> 00:41:18,600
Speaker 1: that racket ass time you about la, I ain't grateful. Well,

522
00:41:18,640 --> 00:41:22,080
Speaker 1: you didn't get what you want like that? This one.

523
00:41:22,200 --> 00:41:24,520
Speaker 1: This is what you say at work. I knew when

524
00:41:24,600 --> 00:41:27,080
Speaker 1: he pulled my name it wasn't gonna be worth for Dann.

525
00:41:28,719 --> 00:41:37,680
Speaker 1: I can't exchange. I knew. I think you saved and

526
00:41:37,800 --> 00:41:43,120
Speaker 1: you didn't get you Yeah a pound cake? Huh? Thanks

527
00:41:43,200 --> 00:41:52,560
Speaker 1: a lot to a diabetic Thanks you say when you

528
00:41:52,640 --> 00:41:55,640
Speaker 1: don't get what you want for Christmas? What happened? Check

529
00:41:55,680 --> 00:42:04,040
Speaker 1: short again? Show again? Huh? Come on down? Why? Why? Why?

530
00:42:04,239 --> 00:42:06,799
Speaker 1: In the hill? What I wanted to kids? I don't

531
00:42:06,840 --> 00:42:13,160
Speaker 1: work on that. Come on, man, really do work, guys?

532
00:42:13,520 --> 00:42:23,640
Speaker 1: Thoughts accounts? Come on, Black people don't eat fruitcake? That fruitcake?

533
00:42:25,239 --> 00:42:29,160
Speaker 1: What is some damn green things? In there. What is

534
00:42:29,239 --> 00:42:40,759
Speaker 1: that cherish a snowshovel? I live in La Thanks. These

535
00:42:40,800 --> 00:42:42,720
Speaker 1: people say what they don't get what they want from Christmas?

536
00:42:43,120 --> 00:42:50,560
Speaker 1: I already know the story of Jesus. I already know it.

537
00:42:52,600 --> 00:42:57,600
Speaker 1: Come on, who eats this basket of cheese? Who eats that?

538
00:42:59,400 --> 00:43:04,160
Speaker 1: Who eats? This? Is all right, Steve, come on closing out.

539
00:43:07,200 --> 00:43:16,399
Speaker 1: That's why we're getting a divorce. This damn croc pop.

540
00:43:16,880 --> 00:43:22,520
Speaker 1: This is the last thing somebody won't know. Damn croc pod.

541
00:43:22,880 --> 00:43:27,279
Speaker 1: That was me who said that one. Sorry, all right,

542
00:43:27,320 --> 00:43:30,080
Speaker 1: I'm next. It is a nephew with the brain. Phone

543
00:43:30,120 --> 00:43:36,879
Speaker 1: call that's coming up right after you're listening to, coming

544
00:43:36,960 --> 00:43:39,120
Speaker 1: up at the top of the hour, right about four

545
00:43:39,160 --> 00:43:42,799
Speaker 1: minutes after. It's Today's Strawberry Letter. The subject you can't

546
00:43:42,880 --> 00:43:47,520
Speaker 1: hide a beautiful body. You heard me, You can't good

547
00:43:48,080 --> 00:43:54,040
Speaker 1: a beautiful body. Nobody said nothing about naked Tommy. Okay, right,

548
00:43:54,200 --> 00:43:56,719
Speaker 1: if you ain't gonna have it, you got to let

549
00:43:56,800 --> 00:43:58,239
Speaker 1: it out. If you're gonna let it out, you got

550
00:43:58,320 --> 00:44:00,680
Speaker 1: to get naked. What did we talk about? Okay, we're

551
00:44:00,719 --> 00:44:03,080
Speaker 1: talking about the prank right now. That's what we're talking about.

552
00:44:04,400 --> 00:44:09,520
Speaker 1: Can you fix my roof? That don't sound harmful, right,

553
00:44:09,880 --> 00:44:12,799
Speaker 1: That's why I said, Oh, okay, that's nice. Yeah. Can

554
00:44:12,920 --> 00:44:15,920
Speaker 1: you fix my roof? That's all I ask? Is it

555
00:44:16,040 --> 00:44:20,279
Speaker 1: leaking or something that's some issue? I'm just saying no,

556
00:44:20,360 --> 00:44:23,239
Speaker 1: but can you fix my roof? That's all I want

557
00:44:23,280 --> 00:44:27,640
Speaker 1: to know. Look at my face? I know, Carl, I

558
00:44:27,680 --> 00:44:30,759
Speaker 1: always looking for that hard left. Where you going with it? Though?

559
00:44:31,560 --> 00:44:34,920
Speaker 1: It's always there? Tommy? Yeah, well, well get ready for

560
00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:37,080
Speaker 1: the hard left. Here we go. Can you fix my roof?

561
00:44:37,160 --> 00:44:43,520
Speaker 1: Let's go? Cat dog? Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach Eduardo. Eduardo,

562
00:44:43,640 --> 00:44:45,920
Speaker 1: how are you doing? Man? I'm one of your neighbors. Man,

563
00:44:45,960 --> 00:44:49,439
Speaker 1: I'm actually like two streets over. I wanted to see

564
00:44:49,440 --> 00:44:51,400
Speaker 1: if you could come around here man and help me out. Man.

565
00:44:51,440 --> 00:44:53,480
Speaker 1: I gotta leak at my roof. Are you able to

566
00:44:53,520 --> 00:44:55,800
Speaker 1: come around the corner real quicker and see about fixing

567
00:44:55,840 --> 00:44:58,960
Speaker 1: my roof? Who? Who's this? Yeah? This Sammy? Man, I

568
00:44:59,040 --> 00:45:02,440
Speaker 1: look like two streets from you. You're ed Ward or right? Yes?

569
00:45:02,640 --> 00:45:04,960
Speaker 1: Is it? Lord them? Okay? I need you to I

570
00:45:05,080 --> 00:45:07,080
Speaker 1: gotta leak in my roof, man. I wanted to see

571
00:45:07,080 --> 00:45:09,200
Speaker 1: if you can come around here and take a little

572
00:45:09,320 --> 00:45:12,440
Speaker 1: leak in your roof. What does that have to do

573
00:45:12,560 --> 00:45:15,400
Speaker 1: with me? No, no, I gotta leak in it. It

574
00:45:15,480 --> 00:45:16,759
Speaker 1: doesn't have anything to do with you. But I wanted

575
00:45:16,760 --> 00:45:18,160
Speaker 1: to see you could come around here and fix it

576
00:45:18,239 --> 00:45:20,680
Speaker 1: for me. How did you get my number? Man? What

577
00:45:21,000 --> 00:45:24,480
Speaker 1: I mean? Where do you think I'm I would fix

578
00:45:24,520 --> 00:45:27,120
Speaker 1: your roof? I got your number from one of the neighbors.

579
00:45:27,200 --> 00:45:31,880
Speaker 1: But you you you you're you're Hispanic? Right? Yeah? I know,

580
00:45:31,960 --> 00:45:35,040
Speaker 1: I'm I'm Mispanical. I'm not from Myspani. I'm Mexican, if

581
00:45:35,200 --> 00:45:38,760
Speaker 1: that's what you're asking. Yeah, yeah, yeah, what I'm Americanican? American?

582
00:45:38,960 --> 00:45:40,920
Speaker 1: I mean, are you are you trying to be funny

583
00:45:41,040 --> 00:45:42,920
Speaker 1: or what? What? What are you talking about? Why do

584
00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:44,759
Speaker 1: I gotta go fix your roof? I mean when you

585
00:45:44,840 --> 00:45:47,480
Speaker 1: don't don't don't know? Mexican people know how to do ruts?

586
00:45:47,920 --> 00:45:50,920
Speaker 1: You know what? Man, don't talk to me like that.

587
00:45:51,080 --> 00:45:54,320
Speaker 1: I'm an educated Mexican. I'm your worst nightmare. Who do

588
00:45:54,600 --> 00:45:57,080
Speaker 1: you do? Who? Who do you think you can call me?

589
00:45:57,080 --> 00:46:01,160
Speaker 1: Because I think it all Mexican fixed roofs. And listen here,

590
00:46:01,480 --> 00:46:04,640
Speaker 1: I'm not a roofer. I work at a bank. Okay,

591
00:46:04,880 --> 00:46:07,279
Speaker 1: you understand that. I understand you work at a bank.

592
00:46:07,360 --> 00:46:10,520
Speaker 1: But from my understanding, all Hispanic people, I mean, what

593
00:46:10,560 --> 00:46:11,840
Speaker 1: do you what do you? What do you do with

594
00:46:11,920 --> 00:46:13,600
Speaker 1: the bank? I mean you l do you lay pile

595
00:46:13,640 --> 00:46:15,000
Speaker 1: at a bank? What do you? What do you do

596
00:46:15,080 --> 00:46:18,560
Speaker 1: with the bank? Listen to you, ignorant. I work at

597
00:46:18,600 --> 00:46:20,960
Speaker 1: a bank. I'm a loan officer. I am a dangerous

598
00:46:20,960 --> 00:46:24,400
Speaker 1: I'm a Mexican with good credit. Okay, I'm a dangerous Mexican.

599
00:46:24,440 --> 00:46:27,919
Speaker 1: You put the wrong person? Are you that stupid? Huh?

600
00:46:28,160 --> 00:46:29,800
Speaker 1: What does the matter of your school? Who gave you

601
00:46:29,920 --> 00:46:32,040
Speaker 1: my number? Where do you live? You can't be one

602
00:46:32,080 --> 00:46:34,680
Speaker 1: of my neighbors. I haven't seen a retarded person walking

603
00:46:34,719 --> 00:46:37,520
Speaker 1: around my neighborhood. Ladies, I'm two streets over from you. Man,

604
00:46:37,640 --> 00:46:39,880
Speaker 1: I'm I'm like I said, I got a leak in

605
00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:42,319
Speaker 1: my room and somebody gave me a number. I thought

606
00:46:42,360 --> 00:46:45,200
Speaker 1: all Hispanic people knew how to fix rooms. Oh really,

607
00:46:46,239 --> 00:46:49,319
Speaker 1: maybe if I don't cut your classic taking the scale

608
00:46:49,400 --> 00:46:52,839
Speaker 1: type of off. Huh would that be cool? Huh? Why

609
00:46:52,880 --> 00:46:55,239
Speaker 1: don't you come over to my ya. I'll tell you what. Look,

610
00:46:55,719 --> 00:46:58,440
Speaker 1: I man, you you you're taking this. You're taking this

611
00:46:58,560 --> 00:47:00,520
Speaker 1: the wrong way. I'm trying to give you some work. Man,

612
00:47:00,680 --> 00:47:02,960
Speaker 1: I'm trying to which all. I really wanted to see

613
00:47:02,960 --> 00:47:04,959
Speaker 1: if you could come over in and fix the league.

614
00:47:05,040 --> 00:47:07,000
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. That's that's really all I

615
00:47:07,160 --> 00:47:09,000
Speaker 1: wanted to do it. I heard you know that mostly

616
00:47:09,040 --> 00:47:11,719
Speaker 1: Hispanic people, you know, all y'all most to know how

617
00:47:11,760 --> 00:47:14,759
Speaker 1: to do rute. I mean, are you are you kidding me? Man?

618
00:47:14,920 --> 00:47:17,800
Speaker 1: You stupid? I work at a bank. I've got a degree.

619
00:47:17,840 --> 00:47:19,840
Speaker 1: You didn't hear me. You're one of them, ignorant to

620
00:47:19,920 --> 00:47:22,319
Speaker 1: don't listen anything. I live in a nice neighborhood. Man,

621
00:47:22,400 --> 00:47:24,080
Speaker 1: what do you do? You sell drugs to live in

622
00:47:24,160 --> 00:47:26,920
Speaker 1: this neighborhood. You pieces, look at this. You're making me

623
00:47:27,040 --> 00:47:29,800
Speaker 1: degrade myself by just talking to you. I don't do kyle.

624
00:47:30,080 --> 00:47:33,360
Speaker 1: I don't do construction. I don't fix rules. I'm not

625
00:47:33,480 --> 00:47:37,360
Speaker 1: a mechanic. I don't do yards. Okay, do you steal?

626
00:47:38,520 --> 00:47:41,120
Speaker 1: There's nothing wrong with being a construction worker for lame

627
00:47:41,320 --> 00:47:44,480
Speaker 1: brick or doing kyle or doing rufe. And there's nothing

628
00:47:44,560 --> 00:47:46,400
Speaker 1: wrong with that. Man. I got a lot of relatives.

629
00:47:46,400 --> 00:47:49,520
Speaker 1: I've done those jobs myself, but I educated myself. Now

630
00:47:49,520 --> 00:47:51,359
Speaker 1: I've got a degree, and I work at a bank

631
00:47:51,440 --> 00:47:55,200
Speaker 1: as a loan officer. Don't you with me? Don't you

632
00:47:55,320 --> 00:48:03,279
Speaker 1: ever call me againtle? Hey, Hey, hey, col Hey, I

633
00:48:03,400 --> 00:48:07,279
Speaker 1: need English, Man, I need English English? You what what?

634
00:48:07,440 --> 00:48:09,920
Speaker 1: What what are you saying? Man? What are you saying? Hey? Man?

635
00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:12,800
Speaker 1: Don't don't be upset because I speak to languages and

636
00:48:12,880 --> 00:48:15,880
Speaker 1: you speak once or you can probably speak pig lattin

637
00:48:15,960 --> 00:48:18,839
Speaker 1: or something like that. You know this. You don't why? Man,

638
00:48:18,840 --> 00:48:20,520
Speaker 1: I don't even I don't even like to talk like this.

639
00:48:20,760 --> 00:48:22,960
Speaker 1: I've worked at a bank. I gotta deal with customers

640
00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:25,960
Speaker 1: every day, and I deal with ignorant. I don't even

641
00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:28,640
Speaker 1: like I deal with ignorant. It's on a daily basis

642
00:48:28,719 --> 00:48:31,640
Speaker 1: like you do. They got playing with you. Huh, Man,

643
00:48:31,719 --> 00:48:34,840
Speaker 1: I grew up on the West Side. You need to

644
00:48:34,840 --> 00:48:37,400
Speaker 1: do You need to watch your tone. Okay, man, you

645
00:48:37,719 --> 00:48:39,239
Speaker 1: hey man, let me let me let me ask you

646
00:48:39,360 --> 00:48:43,439
Speaker 1: this though. Do you know Julio? Do you know Julios? Yeah?

647
00:48:43,480 --> 00:48:46,520
Speaker 1: I know Julios. That's that's my cousin. Now what does

648
00:48:46,560 --> 00:48:48,920
Speaker 1: he have to do with Okay, okay, Julio is the

649
00:48:48,960 --> 00:48:51,520
Speaker 1: one that told me to call you. This is nephew

650
00:48:51,680 --> 00:48:54,880
Speaker 1: Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Man, your cousins

651
00:48:54,920 --> 00:49:00,319
Speaker 1: just got me to prank phone call you Na man,

652
00:49:00,400 --> 00:49:06,680
Speaker 1: I na dude, No, man, that's what and yeah, man, yeah,

653
00:49:06,680 --> 00:49:12,120
Speaker 1: I listen to that show. Man, y'all got me? What? Man? What? Hell?

654
00:49:13,120 --> 00:49:15,960
Speaker 1: I was ready to be a real mesk from the hood. Man, God, holly,

655
00:49:16,320 --> 00:49:18,800
Speaker 1: you all right? Man? You got me man, I was

656
00:49:18,800 --> 00:49:25,319
Speaker 1: gonna go back to be like my cousins. Boy who Man, hey, man,

657
00:49:25,400 --> 00:49:27,640
Speaker 1: I got one more thing as you had war though.

658
00:49:27,920 --> 00:49:30,800
Speaker 1: What is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio

659
00:49:31,160 --> 00:49:34,680
Speaker 1: show in the land, Man, Steve Harvey in the morning. Man,

660
00:49:34,800 --> 00:49:39,600
Speaker 1: he got me, Hey, Tommy, Tommy, Man, before you go many,

661
00:49:39,680 --> 00:49:42,680
Speaker 1: tell your boy Steve towards the stay Seattles with those suits. Man. Hey,

662
00:49:43,120 --> 00:49:44,960
Speaker 1: homeboys from the hood would love that. Man, he'd be

663
00:49:45,040 --> 00:49:53,960
Speaker 1: one of the homeboys. Man, crazy, yeah, yeah, right, you

664
00:49:54,600 --> 00:49:59,600
Speaker 1: got a problem, man, you got what you asked. I

665
00:49:59,760 --> 00:50:02,239
Speaker 1: tell y'all gonna make a hard left. Yeah, look at

666
00:50:02,320 --> 00:50:07,719
Speaker 1: my face. Play way too much you play. I know,

667
00:50:07,920 --> 00:50:10,520
Speaker 1: I know. Just because a man in Spanish does not

668
00:50:10,640 --> 00:50:13,719
Speaker 1: give you the right to call him and answer it's

669
00:50:13,760 --> 00:50:18,640
Speaker 1: not right. This one was not having it. I worked

670
00:50:18,640 --> 00:50:24,879
Speaker 1: at the bank. Yeah you know what, surely it's my job.

671
00:50:25,000 --> 00:50:27,960
Speaker 1: Sure it's my job. How many people, surely do you

672
00:50:28,040 --> 00:50:31,479
Speaker 1: know it's the job to be stupid? How many people

673
00:50:31,480 --> 00:50:34,839
Speaker 1: you know? Oh, but it's a lot of people being

674
00:50:34,920 --> 00:50:40,920
Speaker 1: stupid that we know. But I'm just saying, it's my job. Okay,

675
00:50:41,960 --> 00:50:44,920
Speaker 1: you would do it for free. You do it for free.

676
00:50:45,680 --> 00:50:47,600
Speaker 1: Why why are you trying to bring my paycheck? Don

677
00:50:47,680 --> 00:50:54,160
Speaker 1: are you trying to do that? You're not. You ain't

678
00:50:54,160 --> 00:50:57,839
Speaker 1: gonna furlow my stupid You can't help it, Tommy all

679
00:50:58,000 --> 00:51:02,719
Speaker 1: racialized crossing. I'm crossing. I don't. I do not discriminate.

680
00:51:02,840 --> 00:51:05,719
Speaker 1: I am. I am not racist. I am hitting everybody.

681
00:51:05,800 --> 00:51:08,040
Speaker 1: So if you would like me the prank phone, call

682
00:51:08,120 --> 00:51:10,440
Speaker 1: one of your friends or your pasta or your co

683
00:51:10,680 --> 00:51:15,040
Speaker 1: worker or whatever. I always throw that in calling you.

684
00:51:15,320 --> 00:51:17,040
Speaker 1: You have to get the past you know. That was

685
00:51:17,120 --> 00:51:22,279
Speaker 1: the one I'm saying. And you know what, they're easy

686
00:51:22,320 --> 00:51:26,440
Speaker 1: to find because they're home now. So that's good. If

687
00:51:26,440 --> 00:51:28,239
Speaker 1: you get that whole phone. Let me tell you something.

688
00:51:28,480 --> 00:51:30,920
Speaker 1: If you get that whole phone, you win it. Thomas

689
00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:33,840
Speaker 1: Miles dot com. Click on the prank button, leave me

690
00:51:33,840 --> 00:51:36,960
Speaker 1: all your information. I call you, We talk, We get

691
00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:39,160
Speaker 1: our little story together, we decide what we're gonna do.

692
00:51:39,480 --> 00:51:44,719
Speaker 1: And the pranking begins. Thomas Miles dot com. Stupidity at

693
00:51:44,760 --> 00:51:48,279
Speaker 1: its best. Yeah, yeah, yeah, there's none better thinking if

694
00:51:48,320 --> 00:51:50,760
Speaker 1: you tell me up Next it is the Strawberry Letters.

695
00:51:50,840 --> 00:51:55,440
Speaker 1: Subjects you Can't Hide a Beautiful body. You're listening to

696
00:51:55,880 --> 00:52:00,600
Speaker 1: Steve Morning Show. It is time now for my Strawberry

697
00:52:00,640 --> 00:52:03,120
Speaker 1: Letter for today and listen. Guys. If you need advice

698
00:52:03,440 --> 00:52:07,719
Speaker 1: on relationships, on dating, on work, on sex, on parenting,

699
00:52:08,160 --> 00:52:12,240
Speaker 1: and more, please submit your Strawberry Letter to Steve HARVEYFM

700
00:52:12,400 --> 00:52:18,319
Speaker 1: dot com and click submit Strawberry Letter. Okay, buckle up,

701
00:52:18,640 --> 00:52:21,040
Speaker 1: hold on tight, we got it. Four year hibberties the

702
00:52:21,120 --> 00:52:23,719
Speaker 1: Strawberry Letter. We can be reading yours just like we're

703
00:52:23,719 --> 00:52:27,800
Speaker 1: reading this one. Subject you Can't Hide a Beautiful body.

704
00:52:28,360 --> 00:52:31,640
Speaker 1: Dear Stephen Shirley, I am a thirty year old single

705
00:52:31,719 --> 00:52:35,440
Speaker 1: woman without any children, and I've been dating a forty

706
00:52:35,480 --> 00:52:38,560
Speaker 1: one year old man that has three young daughters. We've

707
00:52:38,600 --> 00:52:41,440
Speaker 1: been together for five months, and all of a sudden,

708
00:52:41,760 --> 00:52:44,879
Speaker 1: he does not approve of how I dress. He told

709
00:52:44,960 --> 00:52:47,600
Speaker 1: me that I dress as if I want attention from

710
00:52:47,680 --> 00:52:51,400
Speaker 1: other men, and not like a wholesome woman. I am

711
00:52:51,480 --> 00:52:54,680
Speaker 1: a full time legal assistant at a popular law firm

712
00:52:55,080 --> 00:52:58,839
Speaker 1: and I take law classes at night. At work, I'm

713
00:52:58,880 --> 00:53:01,960
Speaker 1: in heels and petal skirts, and on the weekend, I

714
00:53:02,080 --> 00:53:05,239
Speaker 1: dress for whatever the occasion is, and it's my own

715
00:53:05,440 --> 00:53:10,200
Speaker 1: personal style. I have a beautiful, curvy body, and at

716
00:53:10,280 --> 00:53:12,759
Speaker 1: my age, I don't see the problem with me wearing

717
00:53:12,800 --> 00:53:15,120
Speaker 1: a top that shows a little stomach or a dress

718
00:53:15,400 --> 00:53:18,200
Speaker 1: that shows off my curves. He didn't have a problem

719
00:53:18,280 --> 00:53:21,000
Speaker 1: with how I dress when he met me, but now

720
00:53:21,160 --> 00:53:24,560
Speaker 1: he has been talking about it NonStop. I recently met

721
00:53:24,640 --> 00:53:28,080
Speaker 1: his daughters and I was dressed appropriately in jeans and

722
00:53:28,160 --> 00:53:30,759
Speaker 1: a sweatshirt. He still said that I need to do

723
00:53:30,840 --> 00:53:34,720
Speaker 1: a better I need to do better at presenting myself

724
00:53:34,800 --> 00:53:38,120
Speaker 1: in a more wholesome manner when he met. When he

725
00:53:38,200 --> 00:53:40,399
Speaker 1: and I met, it was not wholesome, So why does

726
00:53:40,440 --> 00:53:44,160
Speaker 1: he want me to seem wholesome now. I never intended

727
00:53:44,200 --> 00:53:46,799
Speaker 1: to be a role model for his children. He says

728
00:53:46,840 --> 00:53:49,200
Speaker 1: he wants me to be more like his friend's wife.

729
00:53:49,239 --> 00:53:52,200
Speaker 1: And that's all fine and good if I were an older,

730
00:53:52,320 --> 00:53:55,560
Speaker 1: stay at home mom, but I'm not. Why is he

731
00:53:55,680 --> 00:53:58,439
Speaker 1: bringing this up now and trying to change me. I'm

732
00:53:58,520 --> 00:54:00,480
Speaker 1: at the point where I want to settle down, and

733
00:54:00,840 --> 00:54:03,239
Speaker 1: he could be the one, but obviously I'm not the

734
00:54:03,360 --> 00:54:05,840
Speaker 1: woman he really wants. Could this be a deal breaker?

735
00:54:05,960 --> 00:54:09,000
Speaker 1: Please advise? Well, you know what, It depends on how

736
00:54:09,080 --> 00:54:11,239
Speaker 1: you look at it. It could be a dealbreaker if

737
00:54:11,320 --> 00:54:14,440
Speaker 1: he's like this controlling dude you know that wants to

738
00:54:14,480 --> 00:54:17,279
Speaker 1: tell you how to dress and you know, compare you

739
00:54:17,440 --> 00:54:20,120
Speaker 1: to other women like he's doing in this letter all

740
00:54:20,160 --> 00:54:22,719
Speaker 1: of that. It could be that, or it could be

741
00:54:23,000 --> 00:54:27,600
Speaker 1: he's considering you for a little more serious role in

742
00:54:27,800 --> 00:54:32,440
Speaker 1: his life, because I don't understand why he would even

743
00:54:32,480 --> 00:54:34,960
Speaker 1: be concerned about how you're dressing if you're not dressing like,

744
00:54:35,480 --> 00:54:37,560
Speaker 1: you know, a stripper or something in front of his

745
00:54:37,680 --> 00:54:41,200
Speaker 1: friends and daughters. Dressing for him in private is one thing,

746
00:54:41,320 --> 00:54:43,759
Speaker 1: but there is something to be said about appropriate dress

747
00:54:43,840 --> 00:54:46,920
Speaker 1: in front of others, especially young impressionable girls. I'll give

748
00:54:47,000 --> 00:54:49,560
Speaker 1: him that. Although you said you were dressed properly when

749
00:54:49,600 --> 00:54:51,920
Speaker 1: you met his daughters in jeans and a sweatshirt. You

750
00:54:51,960 --> 00:54:54,319
Speaker 1: didn't say that you're tummy was out. You didn't say

751
00:54:54,320 --> 00:54:56,800
Speaker 1: any of that. I mean, this guy does sound controlling.

752
00:54:56,840 --> 00:55:00,440
Speaker 1: He does sound bossy. After only five months in Remember

753
00:55:00,920 --> 00:55:03,160
Speaker 1: what he's doing now, how he's talking to you. Now

754
00:55:03,280 --> 00:55:06,200
Speaker 1: you guys haven't even made the six month mark. Uh.

755
00:55:06,440 --> 00:55:08,400
Speaker 1: That's how it's going to be in a relationship and

756
00:55:08,560 --> 00:55:11,279
Speaker 1: into a marriage. So you're gonna have to decide if

757
00:55:11,360 --> 00:55:13,279
Speaker 1: that's what you want. I mean, you have your own

758
00:55:13,400 --> 00:55:15,759
Speaker 1: personal style, and you said you don't see anything wrong.

759
00:55:16,080 --> 00:55:19,560
Speaker 1: I mean that's what's fashionable. Crop tops are fashionable. Uh,

760
00:55:19,840 --> 00:55:22,560
Speaker 1: you know, as long as you're clearly had on one

761
00:55:23,080 --> 00:55:32,920
Speaker 1: or in the dr at all at all. I mean,

762
00:55:33,040 --> 00:55:35,520
Speaker 1: you could do things tastefully. But we were at the beach.

763
00:55:35,640 --> 00:55:37,719
Speaker 1: Can we just say that, Steve, we were. We were.

764
00:55:37,880 --> 00:55:40,279
Speaker 1: It was a swim party and everything we weren't had

765
00:55:40,360 --> 00:55:42,799
Speaker 1: no beach. We was on the inside in the auditorium.

766
00:55:43,560 --> 00:55:45,480
Speaker 1: But when I saw you, I don't know where you

767
00:55:45,600 --> 00:55:49,959
Speaker 1: came from from the beach, didn't look like bel didn't

768
00:55:50,000 --> 00:55:55,919
Speaker 1: have on that anyway, back to the letter, you can't

769
00:55:56,000 --> 00:55:58,920
Speaker 1: hide a beautiful body as a subject. So you know,

770
00:55:59,719 --> 00:56:01,919
Speaker 1: even though you never intended to be a role model

771
00:56:01,960 --> 00:56:04,920
Speaker 1: for his children, sometimes we're thrust in those positions. You know,

772
00:56:05,040 --> 00:56:07,000
Speaker 1: you're dating this guy and he does have daughters, so

773
00:56:07,120 --> 00:56:09,640
Speaker 1: you have to consider that when you are around them,

774
00:56:09,719 --> 00:56:12,759
Speaker 1: you're you're you're not there their mom or anything. But

775
00:56:13,080 --> 00:56:15,360
Speaker 1: they are. If you're around their dad, they are looking

776
00:56:15,480 --> 00:56:17,520
Speaker 1: to you for certain things. So you know, I'm not

777
00:56:17,719 --> 00:56:20,480
Speaker 1: telling you to cover up and dress like a nun

778
00:56:20,600 --> 00:56:24,160
Speaker 1: from headget or anything like that, but be mindful, especially

779
00:56:24,200 --> 00:56:28,440
Speaker 1: around the daughters, of how you're presenting yourself. You know,

780
00:56:28,960 --> 00:56:31,719
Speaker 1: just do that for their sake. Okay, come out of

781
00:56:31,760 --> 00:56:33,320
Speaker 1: yourself for a little bit and just do that for

782
00:56:33,440 --> 00:56:35,600
Speaker 1: their sake. As far as you and this guy goes,

783
00:56:35,760 --> 00:56:39,680
Speaker 1: time will only tell if he continues to be controlling.

784
00:56:39,719 --> 00:56:41,880
Speaker 1: He sounds like a nagger and all that already. But

785
00:56:42,000 --> 00:56:44,120
Speaker 1: you got to decide if you want to deal with that,

786
00:56:44,200 --> 00:56:46,719
Speaker 1: because it's not going to get any better. And yeah,

787
00:56:46,880 --> 00:56:50,560
Speaker 1: when you're fine and beautiful, you can't hide it. Steve, Well,

788
00:56:50,760 --> 00:56:54,040
Speaker 1: this is a real simple fix right here. Appreciate everything

789
00:56:54,120 --> 00:56:56,520
Speaker 1: you said, Sherley. Here's the other side of the coin.

790
00:56:57,120 --> 00:56:59,440
Speaker 1: See the way you dress, that's how you got him.

791
00:57:00,080 --> 00:57:02,480
Speaker 1: See he liked all that when he saw you. That's

792
00:57:02,520 --> 00:57:07,279
Speaker 1: what got his attention. You had what he wanted. That's

793
00:57:07,320 --> 00:57:12,200
Speaker 1: why y'all together. Now, the little pencil skirts, the tight fit,

794
00:57:12,360 --> 00:57:16,480
Speaker 1: the crop tops, to cleavean showing. Y'all go out on weekends,

795
00:57:16,800 --> 00:57:19,960
Speaker 1: you dress how you want bam, that's what got it.

796
00:57:20,320 --> 00:57:24,200
Speaker 1: But now he want to change. Well, see the problem

797
00:57:24,320 --> 00:57:27,840
Speaker 1: he got now is he probably need a nun. And

798
00:57:27,920 --> 00:57:30,959
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you why. Here's I'm first, I'm gonna

799
00:57:30,960 --> 00:57:34,240
Speaker 1: get into this right here, You thirty and he forty one.

800
00:57:35,000 --> 00:57:39,920
Speaker 1: That's eleven years. That's a gap, and it's a real gap.

801
00:57:40,600 --> 00:57:45,920
Speaker 1: When it's more than an eleven year distance, eleven year difference,

802
00:57:46,000 --> 00:57:50,000
Speaker 1: it's probably more because he's probably an older forty one.

803
00:57:50,360 --> 00:57:53,640
Speaker 1: He probably an old stuck up forty one. Then you

804
00:57:53,800 --> 00:57:57,560
Speaker 1: might just be a little bit younger thirty. But you

805
00:57:57,680 --> 00:58:00,640
Speaker 1: a lawyer, you work at a law firm, You got

806
00:58:00,720 --> 00:58:03,720
Speaker 1: a career. You gotta go to work appropriate. You can't

807
00:58:03,760 --> 00:58:07,000
Speaker 1: go in there looking like anything like like like like

808
00:58:07,440 --> 00:58:09,080
Speaker 1: you know, you can't go to work looking like you

809
00:58:09,200 --> 00:58:12,680
Speaker 1: a case. So I think you and you're okay right there.

810
00:58:13,120 --> 00:58:15,880
Speaker 1: I think what's really happening here is this eleven year

811
00:58:15,960 --> 00:58:18,840
Speaker 1: age difference is bigger than eleven years because in his

812
00:58:19,000 --> 00:58:22,240
Speaker 1: mind he wants something else. He wants something else from

813
00:58:22,280 --> 00:58:24,600
Speaker 1: you now and now he trying to shape you like

814
00:58:24,720 --> 00:58:27,920
Speaker 1: that because he turned around and said it. He wants

815
00:58:27,960 --> 00:58:31,320
Speaker 1: you to dress like his friend's wife, and you said

816
00:58:31,440 --> 00:58:34,240
Speaker 1: that be fine if he was a forty some years

817
00:58:34,320 --> 00:58:37,000
Speaker 1: stay at home month, but you ain't got no kids.

818
00:58:38,000 --> 00:58:40,720
Speaker 1: I don't I don't know what he wants. But you

819
00:58:40,840 --> 00:58:43,840
Speaker 1: all have to decide it's what you want from here

820
00:58:43,920 --> 00:58:46,080
Speaker 1: worth giving him what he want from you. All right,

821
00:58:46,120 --> 00:58:48,800
Speaker 1: we'll come back with part two of your response at

822
00:58:48,840 --> 00:58:51,920
Speaker 1: twenty three after the hour. Right after this you're listening

823
00:58:52,240 --> 00:58:56,680
Speaker 1: to Steve. Let's get to part two of your response,

824
00:58:56,840 --> 00:59:02,280
Speaker 1: subject you can't hide a beautiful full body. Well, this

825
00:59:02,440 --> 00:59:04,560
Speaker 1: thirty year old lady married his old ass for the

826
00:59:04,680 --> 00:59:07,280
Speaker 1: one year old man with these three damn daughters that

827
00:59:07,400 --> 00:59:10,760
Speaker 1: she ain't got no kids. They've been together five months

828
00:59:10,800 --> 00:59:14,000
Speaker 1: and he don't approve now how she dressed. You know,

829
00:59:15,840 --> 00:59:18,520
Speaker 1: he says you dressed like he want attention from other men.

830
00:59:18,640 --> 00:59:22,560
Speaker 1: See that's crazy, because see you dressed got attention from him.

831
00:59:22,880 --> 00:59:24,920
Speaker 1: Now that he got you, he don't want nobody else

832
00:59:25,000 --> 00:59:28,640
Speaker 1: paying attention to you. This is the beginning of something greater. Now,

833
00:59:30,000 --> 00:59:32,680
Speaker 1: I really do believe that this dressing is the beginning

834
00:59:32,760 --> 00:59:36,400
Speaker 1: of something greater. And like Shirley said, he could be

835
00:59:36,560 --> 00:59:40,120
Speaker 1: very controlling. Next thing, you know, you can't whear it is.

836
00:59:40,240 --> 00:59:42,120
Speaker 1: Next thing, you know, why you're going over there? And

837
00:59:42,280 --> 00:59:44,880
Speaker 1: next thing, you know, why you spending that next thing?

838
00:59:45,000 --> 00:59:47,120
Speaker 1: You know, I don't want you driving that car no more.

839
00:59:47,560 --> 00:59:49,440
Speaker 1: Next thing, you know, you ain't gonna have no friends.

840
00:59:51,160 --> 00:59:52,919
Speaker 1: I don't see a problem with me man or top

841
00:59:52,960 --> 00:59:55,640
Speaker 1: to show a little stomach, or a dress that shows

842
00:59:55,640 --> 00:59:59,280
Speaker 1: off my courage. He didn't have a problem that you dress.

843
00:59:59,320 --> 01:00:01,160
Speaker 1: How he met me. You dog gonna write it didn't.

844
01:00:01,640 --> 01:00:03,560
Speaker 1: But now I've been talking about a non stop that's

845
01:00:03,600 --> 01:00:05,440
Speaker 1: called some of his damn friends is looking at you.

846
01:00:05,960 --> 01:00:09,200
Speaker 1: See now he's starting to notice some of the other

847
01:00:09,320 --> 01:00:12,800
Speaker 1: men looking at you. Now, he's feeling sort of inadequate.

848
01:00:13,800 --> 01:00:15,320
Speaker 1: You know, I don't want you to do this. I

849
01:00:15,360 --> 01:00:17,440
Speaker 1: don't want you to He's feeling some little little bit

850
01:00:17,480 --> 01:00:21,120
Speaker 1: of insecurity too. I think I recently met his daughters,

851
01:00:21,160 --> 01:00:23,600
Speaker 1: and I was dressed appropriately in jeans and a sweatshirt.

852
01:00:24,080 --> 01:00:26,160
Speaker 1: He still said, I need to do a better presenting

853
01:00:26,200 --> 01:00:28,200
Speaker 1: myself in a more wholesome matter. What the hell and

854
01:00:28,280 --> 01:00:35,000
Speaker 1: wholesome that's what I'm saying, covered up from head to tell,

855
01:00:35,120 --> 01:00:38,040
Speaker 1: So why you want me to seem wholesome? Now? I

856
01:00:38,200 --> 01:00:40,520
Speaker 1: never tend to be a role model for his children. Okay,

857
01:00:40,600 --> 01:00:43,560
Speaker 1: now let me explain him. You can't say that. I

858
01:00:43,720 --> 01:00:46,880
Speaker 1: can't say that to him. Man, I ain't trying to

859
01:00:46,920 --> 01:00:49,720
Speaker 1: be no damn role model for your damn kids. Uh,

860
01:00:50,960 --> 01:00:54,160
Speaker 1: I can't say that. I don't say that, lady. He

861
01:00:54,200 --> 01:00:58,920
Speaker 1: ain't gonna handle that good, all right? He says he

862
01:00:59,000 --> 01:01:01,760
Speaker 1: wants me to be more or like his friend's wife.

863
01:01:01,920 --> 01:01:05,320
Speaker 1: And that's all finally good. Where he should marry his friends.

864
01:01:07,160 --> 01:01:10,880
Speaker 1: He should just go dates one of his one half half,

865
01:01:11,320 --> 01:01:15,600
Speaker 1: his friend's wife, introduce him to some of her friends.

866
01:01:16,720 --> 01:01:24,320
Speaker 1: They all three kids. Yeah, drive a minute van. It all,

867
01:01:24,440 --> 01:01:29,720
Speaker 1: it's all good. Ain't nothing wrong with that. But you're

868
01:01:29,720 --> 01:01:32,040
Speaker 1: gonna get out this little fan says, call you guy,

869
01:01:32,920 --> 01:01:35,960
Speaker 1: you're gonna get yourself a minute van, get down here

870
01:01:36,000 --> 01:01:38,680
Speaker 1: to this damn save a lot and get you damn groceries. Wow,

871
01:01:43,920 --> 01:01:49,240
Speaker 1: that's what you're gonna do. Why is he bringing us

872
01:01:49,320 --> 01:01:51,000
Speaker 1: up now and trying to change me. I'm at the

873
01:01:51,080 --> 01:01:53,400
Speaker 1: point why I want to settle down. And he could

874
01:01:53,520 --> 01:01:56,080
Speaker 1: be the one, but obviously I'm not the woman he

875
01:01:56,160 --> 01:01:59,160
Speaker 1: really wants. Well, now hold on, let's just take these

876
01:01:59,280 --> 01:02:02,440
Speaker 1: last two stays. Miss. I'm at the point where I'm

877
01:02:02,480 --> 01:02:05,000
Speaker 1: ready to settle down and he could be the one,

878
01:02:06,280 --> 01:02:09,440
Speaker 1: could be the one, and but obviously I'm not the

879
01:02:09,520 --> 01:02:12,080
Speaker 1: woman he really wants. Okay, he could be the one,

880
01:02:13,200 --> 01:02:15,959
Speaker 1: but obviously I'm not the woman he really wants. Could

881
01:02:16,040 --> 01:02:18,640
Speaker 1: this be a deal breaker? It could be a deal break.

882
01:02:19,120 --> 01:02:22,000
Speaker 1: I think what you should do, though, is wait a

883
01:02:22,080 --> 01:02:25,840
Speaker 1: little while and just see how it goes. You know,

884
01:02:25,960 --> 01:02:28,800
Speaker 1: don't make a commitment. Just stay in this relationship and

885
01:02:28,840 --> 01:02:32,760
Speaker 1: see how I go, see how heavy he gets with

886
01:02:33,280 --> 01:02:36,760
Speaker 1: what he want. You know, you know, some of the

887
01:02:36,840 --> 01:02:38,840
Speaker 1: little changes you can make in your dress might be

888
01:02:39,000 --> 01:02:41,120
Speaker 1: good for you, but then some of it might not

889
01:02:41,200 --> 01:02:43,560
Speaker 1: be what you want to do. You can't just totally

890
01:02:43,600 --> 01:02:45,520
Speaker 1: flip the script for this man, and he ain't flipping

891
01:02:45,560 --> 01:02:48,280
Speaker 1: the script for you. I would flip the script for

892
01:02:48,360 --> 01:02:51,240
Speaker 1: a woman if she flipped the script for me. It's

893
01:02:51,240 --> 01:02:58,880
Speaker 1: as long as I get flipped. Stupid, got to get

894
01:02:58,920 --> 01:03:04,680
Speaker 1: flipp You don't want they want my woman, That's what

895
01:03:08,120 --> 01:03:17,280
Speaker 1: J J J. The woman used slid. It ain't gonna

896
01:03:17,280 --> 01:03:19,720
Speaker 1: go like you playing whistle no no, no, no no j.

897
01:03:19,880 --> 01:03:25,600
Speaker 1: That's how he liked it. You ain't been flipped for no,

898
01:03:27,320 --> 01:03:34,920
Speaker 1: I don't either. How come out facing the head bo

899
01:03:38,200 --> 01:03:41,680
Speaker 1: that's not a good feeling. I don't know what you're

900
01:03:41,720 --> 01:03:48,600
Speaker 1: doing when you flip me. First day coming out when

901
01:03:48,640 --> 01:03:53,080
Speaker 1: it is going, what were you doing here? Calling? Calling

902
01:03:53,160 --> 01:04:06,959
Speaker 1: sexual time out? It's too hard, can't flip me because

903
01:04:07,120 --> 01:04:09,280
Speaker 1: usually when you get flipped, it's followed by shut up.

904
01:04:09,360 --> 01:04:12,000
Speaker 1: But yeah about say soon as you can flip you

905
01:04:12,600 --> 01:04:15,439
Speaker 1: your respect is taken. No, man, you're not gonna talk

906
01:04:15,480 --> 01:04:17,680
Speaker 1: to me like that. No, no, no no. If you

907
01:04:17,840 --> 01:04:22,800
Speaker 1: keep getting flipped, it follows up with a slap. Oh man,

908
01:04:23,600 --> 01:04:28,040
Speaker 1: this is this is scary. Yeah, you know now that

909
01:04:28,160 --> 01:04:33,400
Speaker 1: you look at it. As I was doing light flipping,

910
01:04:33,920 --> 01:04:37,960
Speaker 1: this is aggressive flipping. Also, once you get flipped, Once

911
01:04:38,040 --> 01:04:40,720
Speaker 1: you get flipped, you get this baby, fix my plate,

912
01:04:40,960 --> 01:04:45,640
Speaker 1: fix your damn. I don't see a place I can't

913
01:04:45,680 --> 01:04:50,240
Speaker 1: get the sandwich. I can't get the same. So you're

914
01:04:50,240 --> 01:04:58,800
Speaker 1: gonna lead the covers off me like that thistle ugly right? Yeah? Yeah,

915
01:04:59,560 --> 01:05:04,840
Speaker 1: you flip, Yeah, take your flip back, Tommy. Yeah, all right, Look,

916
01:05:04,920 --> 01:05:08,040
Speaker 1: we gotta go email us or instagram us guys. Uh,

917
01:05:08,400 --> 01:05:11,200
Speaker 1: your your thoughts on today's Strawberry Letter and Steve Harvey

918
01:05:11,320 --> 01:05:13,880
Speaker 1: f and coming up more of the Steve Harvey Morning

919
01:05:13,920 --> 01:05:18,200
Speaker 1: Show right after this, you're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show.

920
01:05:18,920 --> 01:05:22,440
Speaker 1: So Steve, what is up? What do you think about?

921
01:05:22,920 --> 01:05:25,200
Speaker 1: You're sick of seeing some stuff? Then I'm just tired

922
01:05:25,240 --> 01:05:28,439
Speaker 1: of see and I'm gonna just start calling people out.

923
01:05:28,760 --> 01:05:32,280
Speaker 1: Do it big? Do you know? I don't stuff I

924
01:05:32,360 --> 01:05:36,640
Speaker 1: don't like, don't see. Here's number one right here. Huh oh.

925
01:05:37,560 --> 01:05:43,720
Speaker 1: Men standing at bus stops trying to holler at women

926
01:05:46,160 --> 01:05:54,080
Speaker 1: you need work? Yeah? Are you serious? I like that

927
01:05:54,840 --> 01:05:58,120
Speaker 1: you're trying to holler sho didn't pull up after light?

928
01:05:58,920 --> 01:06:06,600
Speaker 1: You've been over Hey, Hey, no, no she can't because

929
01:06:06,640 --> 01:06:13,040
Speaker 1: she got a can your dope, right, you see it

930
01:06:13,160 --> 01:06:25,720
Speaker 1: every day. Call him out. Here's another one. Small doshiki, small,

931
01:06:26,440 --> 01:06:35,720
Speaker 1: small doshiki on big people. Hey, don you do know

932
01:06:35,880 --> 01:06:40,280
Speaker 1: that's supposed to be loose and low. You can't be

933
01:06:40,440 --> 01:06:43,880
Speaker 1: with the movement when you're showing jack. You can't move

934
01:06:43,960 --> 01:06:51,920
Speaker 1: your nameless showing under your feel right there, man. I

935
01:06:52,040 --> 01:06:58,520
Speaker 1: don't like people that still wearing nugget real like, but

936
01:06:59,400 --> 01:07:02,760
Speaker 1: you ain't talk my ground father everything, the whole set.

937
01:07:04,240 --> 01:07:08,840
Speaker 1: That's funny. What else? Call them up? I don't like

938
01:07:09,240 --> 01:07:15,080
Speaker 1: men men who carry their packs of cools. I'm in

939
01:07:15,200 --> 01:07:23,000
Speaker 1: the sleeve or they t shirt. Yeah, and since we're

940
01:07:23,040 --> 01:07:26,400
Speaker 1: doing that, I don't like women that can money light

941
01:07:26,520 --> 01:07:32,160
Speaker 1: a cigarette. And they brought you keep going in there.

942
01:07:36,800 --> 01:07:40,520
Speaker 1: Let's tell you something else. I don't know why they

943
01:07:40,600 --> 01:07:48,360
Speaker 1: steer heady that fanny path. Nobody never looked good in

944
01:07:48,480 --> 01:07:56,040
Speaker 1: the fanny path. Don't look good, don't look good. All right,

945
01:07:56,120 --> 01:07:58,320
Speaker 1: We'll be back with more of the Steve Harvey Morning

946
01:07:58,400 --> 01:08:05,440
Speaker 1: Show right after you're listening Steve harn Show. He come on,

947
01:08:05,720 --> 01:08:10,200
Speaker 1: introduced Jay. He's here to murder another hit, folks, without

948
01:08:10,280 --> 01:08:14,000
Speaker 1: further ado, We murder hits up on him because we

949
01:08:14,200 --> 01:08:19,080
Speaker 1: got him first round draft choice. Lady and Jimmy jam Brown.

950
01:08:19,520 --> 01:08:22,559
Speaker 1: Another song right here, Steve. The song is a special song.

951
01:08:23,080 --> 01:08:26,320
Speaker 1: The song is dedicated to every man who's been in

952
01:08:26,400 --> 01:08:30,000
Speaker 1: the friend zone for the entire year. We've all been

953
01:08:30,040 --> 01:08:32,560
Speaker 1: in the friends zone. It's not a nice place to be.

954
01:08:33,600 --> 01:08:36,760
Speaker 1: You do everything, you help out. Wants to get out

955
01:08:36,880 --> 01:08:39,120
Speaker 1: of the friend zone. Somebody just putting me there. You've

956
01:08:39,120 --> 01:08:43,880
Speaker 1: been putting friends zone. I'm in there now. Yes, songs

957
01:08:43,960 --> 01:08:46,240
Speaker 1: dedicated to the man in the friends zones. Christmas songs

958
01:08:46,240 --> 01:08:48,280
Speaker 1: and Christmas ain't gonna be in your friends zone without

959
01:08:48,360 --> 01:08:50,599
Speaker 1: no pressure. Here you go, here you go, check it out.

960
01:08:50,920 --> 01:09:02,880
Speaker 1: Jandy Brown murders a hit. He will watch your kids,

961
01:09:03,520 --> 01:09:09,639
Speaker 1: even by them gifts tithing in the car and take

962
01:09:09,760 --> 01:09:16,880
Speaker 1: them to the mom. But you call him dear. He

963
01:09:17,120 --> 01:09:23,200
Speaker 1: buys your daddy Beard. There's a gift. He will a dog.

964
01:09:23,960 --> 01:09:29,360
Speaker 1: You can't buy it from a store. Why I don't shoot?

965
01:09:29,960 --> 01:09:37,479
Speaker 1: Get it up on Chrismust Day, Oh, make a friend

966
01:09:38,080 --> 01:09:42,200
Speaker 1: get a lack a king. Come on, girl, get out

967
01:09:42,200 --> 01:09:47,400
Speaker 1: by that thing and get it up on Chrismus Day.

968
01:09:49,880 --> 01:10:01,599
Speaker 1: I don't want no tie. Just get it up now.

969
01:10:01,720 --> 01:10:07,919
Speaker 1: I've missaw your dough. I took you to the stoke.

970
01:10:08,600 --> 01:10:16,559
Speaker 1: I was there for you when you were unemployed. Stupid stuff.

971
01:10:17,240 --> 01:10:23,960
Speaker 1: I bel feed another man's kids. Nothing left for me

972
01:10:24,320 --> 01:10:30,360
Speaker 1: to say, girl, I feel like getting played. Why don't

973
01:10:30,680 --> 01:10:38,720
Speaker 1: you get it up on christ My stay? Oh make

974
01:10:38,800 --> 01:10:43,679
Speaker 1: a man feel like a king. Come on, girl, get

975
01:10:43,720 --> 01:10:51,640
Speaker 1: out that bang kenny something on christ My Day. I

976
01:10:51,840 --> 01:10:59,080
Speaker 1: don't want no socks. Just getting it up. You know

977
01:10:59,080 --> 01:11:04,840
Speaker 1: what I'm saying about. Go to my cold bus day?

978
01:11:06,680 --> 01:11:12,639
Speaker 1: Oh mean man feel like a king? Come on, girls,

979
01:11:12,920 --> 01:11:23,080
Speaker 1: get all that thing you old christ Us Day and

980
01:11:23,360 --> 01:11:30,400
Speaker 1: manet friends get out of the friend's own baby. Even

981
01:11:30,479 --> 01:11:37,880
Speaker 1: bought your daddy bill, Yes, yes, yes, the iTunes, get

982
01:11:37,920 --> 01:11:40,960
Speaker 1: all your bys, press something. Girls don't enjoy them types,

983
01:11:41,080 --> 01:11:43,720
Speaker 1: they don't like them. Title, they don't even, they don't

984
01:11:43,840 --> 01:11:47,599
Speaker 1: jump in, they don't see. Just shut it down, Shirley Carr.

985
01:11:47,680 --> 01:11:56,400
Speaker 1: But play that comra window. Allegedly you go crazy. Allegedly

986
01:11:57,560 --> 01:12:01,559
Speaker 1: you didn't do that. That's why you've been the friends zone.

987
01:12:01,600 --> 01:12:06,960
Speaker 1: It stay right there, y'all. Watch this you're listening to

988
01:12:10,880 --> 01:12:13,560
Speaker 1: all right, Carlo, I gotta ask you this. What is

989
01:12:13,600 --> 01:12:18,200
Speaker 1: the best Christmas gift you ever got? Oh girl, let

990
01:12:18,240 --> 01:12:20,320
Speaker 1: me see. Okay, So when I was a little girl

991
01:12:20,479 --> 01:12:25,360
Speaker 1: in Chicago, my mom got me this green bike with

992
01:12:25,560 --> 01:12:30,120
Speaker 1: the white baskets with the purple flowers. Yeah, and around

993
01:12:30,200 --> 01:12:34,160
Speaker 1: and half park. You could not tell me nothing on

994
01:12:34,400 --> 01:12:37,960
Speaker 1: that bike. Yes, because well maybe two years before I

995
01:12:38,000 --> 01:12:40,400
Speaker 1: got the other bike stolen. So but anyway, back to

996
01:12:40,520 --> 01:12:47,720
Speaker 1: the green bike. Yeah, yes, my mom makes Christmas. My

997
01:12:47,800 --> 01:12:51,479
Speaker 1: moham and Grandma, they made Christmas so special to holidays.

998
01:12:51,520 --> 01:12:54,080
Speaker 1: So yeah, what about you, Shirley girl, We had the

999
01:12:54,160 --> 01:12:57,400
Speaker 1: best Christmas is ever, I mean really really really we did.

1000
01:12:57,640 --> 01:13:02,240
Speaker 1: The whole living room was the tree and presents. That's

1001
01:13:02,280 --> 01:13:05,439
Speaker 1: how you did this back then? Yes, yeah, I mean yeah,

1002
01:13:05,479 --> 01:13:07,960
Speaker 1: our mom's just went all out. They went all out

1003
01:13:08,040 --> 01:13:10,640
Speaker 1: for us on Christmas. And I never wanted to know

1004
01:13:10,760 --> 01:13:13,800
Speaker 1: any of my gifts before Christmas. But I'll tell you.

1005
01:13:13,960 --> 01:13:16,559
Speaker 1: I when I was a kid, I got my mom

1006
01:13:16,720 --> 01:13:19,559
Speaker 1: was just clothes. I loved clothes. I got this one

1007
01:13:19,600 --> 01:13:22,960
Speaker 1: little suit and I had fur on the collars and

1008
01:13:23,080 --> 01:13:25,720
Speaker 1: the cuff. You couldn't tell me anything when I went

1009
01:13:25,800 --> 01:13:31,599
Speaker 1: into church. That's next Sunday after collar. Yes, fur collar, baby,

1010
01:13:31,920 --> 01:13:35,040
Speaker 1: my fur collar. My mom did it that year. She

1011
01:13:35,200 --> 01:13:37,880
Speaker 1: did it every year. But yeah, that was really special.

1012
01:13:38,000 --> 01:13:40,519
Speaker 1: This little cute little Christmas suit she got me. Oh,

1013
01:13:40,600 --> 01:13:42,799
Speaker 1: you couldn't tell me. And I had my hair and curls.

1014
01:13:43,200 --> 01:13:46,640
Speaker 1: My hair was down. Oh please please please. All right,

1015
01:13:47,880 --> 01:13:51,720
Speaker 1: Merry Christmas, everybody. We'll be back with more of the

1016
01:13:51,800 --> 01:13:55,080
Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this. You're listening to

1017
01:13:55,520 --> 01:13:59,720
Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. Cool guys, have you ever you

1018
01:13:59,800 --> 01:14:04,000
Speaker 1: know left and attitude actions left a job with? Yeah, okay,

1019
01:14:04,160 --> 01:14:08,360
Speaker 1: let's hear about it. You're taking hell. I'm sleeping here

1020
01:14:11,000 --> 01:14:15,960
Speaker 1: here and I got my ass over here right here,

1021
01:14:16,760 --> 01:14:22,519
Speaker 1: meaning right that I'm here. Yeah, I'm not throwing shade.

1022
01:14:22,520 --> 01:14:30,280
Speaker 1: I'm building a tent. I know you have one. You

1023
01:14:30,439 --> 01:14:35,400
Speaker 1: take this job and shove it. Story Well, I worked

1024
01:14:35,439 --> 01:14:40,600
Speaker 1: at a place called Lincoln Electric, huh, and I hated it.

1025
01:14:40,720 --> 01:14:42,640
Speaker 1: I hate it with everything in me. I worked a

1026
01:14:42,720 --> 01:14:48,200
Speaker 1: graveyard ship twelve to eight in the morning, and man,

1027
01:14:48,520 --> 01:14:51,479
Speaker 1: I despised the job because at four o'clock, I don't

1028
01:14:51,520 --> 01:14:55,120
Speaker 1: care who you are. You sleeping. Yeah, there is no

1029
01:14:55,280 --> 01:14:59,240
Speaker 1: getting used to four am. You're supposed to be sleep.

1030
01:15:00,880 --> 01:15:04,000
Speaker 1: And lunch was twenty minutes. It was like working. It was.

1031
01:15:04,200 --> 01:15:07,080
Speaker 1: It was the hardest job I've ever had. Lunch was

1032
01:15:07,200 --> 01:15:09,240
Speaker 1: twenty minutes and you and we had to work on

1033
01:15:09,320 --> 01:15:11,920
Speaker 1: a piece system where we had to develop all these

1034
01:15:12,320 --> 01:15:17,760
Speaker 1: wire coils by pieces. And I hated that job. And

1035
01:15:17,920 --> 01:15:20,800
Speaker 1: I had this little dude named Tony. Wasn't my supervisor,

1036
01:15:20,920 --> 01:15:23,759
Speaker 1: cooler dude, but I just I didn't like the company.

1037
01:15:24,479 --> 01:15:25,920
Speaker 1: And so I went to work one day and I

1038
01:15:26,040 --> 01:15:28,040
Speaker 1: just told him, I said, uh, hey, man, I'm not

1039
01:15:28,120 --> 01:15:31,200
Speaker 1: gonna be able to continue anymore. I got a huge

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Speaker 1: loan came in from Small Business Association to start my

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Speaker 1: own company. And all the men was there, Oh wow,

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Speaker 1: really Steve, what you do. Yeah, I'm starting my own

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Speaker 1: carbon cleaning business. Man, I got the money. The loan

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Speaker 1: came through for me to body equipment, so I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: go full time. Oh man, good luck to you. Good

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Speaker 1: luck too. So I ended up getting his job as

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Speaker 1: a carbon cleaning company. Well, one of the guys used

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Speaker 1: my company, which partly was true. I didn't really get

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Speaker 1: the money from a small business loan. I just wanted

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Speaker 1: to quit, okay. And so one dude called me and

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Speaker 1: asked me to clean his house because he knew my

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Speaker 1: house number. And I went by his house. But I

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Speaker 1: had went to pick and pay with your grocery store,

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01:16:17,320 --> 01:16:20,840
Speaker 1: and I rented machines every day and just put it

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Speaker 1: in the back seat of my car. And I pulled

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Speaker 1: up at his house and unloaded the carpet cleaning machine

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Speaker 1: from the back seat of my car. Man, I thought

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Speaker 1: she was a professional car for cleaner. You didn't renting

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Speaker 1: the machine from that man. I'm gonna tell everybody down

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Speaker 1: at the job, Okay. So I said, okay, cool, ain't

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Speaker 1: no problem right here. So I just went on and

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Speaker 1: ruined his carpet ruin. Ruin didn't extract the water, Ye

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Speaker 1: just put it in there. Since you're gonna go tell

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Speaker 1: go tell him that too. I felt good about this,

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Speaker 1: didn't very comfortable. It wasn't a funny story. It wasn't

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Speaker 1: really Yeah, you know, I don't like the company or no,

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Speaker 1: I really didn't like you. All right, Steve coming up

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Speaker 1: closing remarks right after this you're listening to show. Here

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Speaker 1: we are last break of the day. Steve Harvey, you're

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Speaker 1: closing remarks. What do you have for us today? Let's start?

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Speaker 1: Let's take that again? All right? Here we are last

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Speaker 1: break of the day. All right, Steve hit us with

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Speaker 1: your closing remarks. What do you have for us today? Oh?

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Speaker 1: Just some more encouragement. UM. I want to try to

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Speaker 1: give you a mindset, and you could pick and choose

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Speaker 1: whichever you like, but I want to try to give

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Speaker 1: you a mindset to succeed with. I want I want

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Speaker 1: you all to start thinking about your goals, your visions,

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Speaker 1: and your dreams, and I want you to think of

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Speaker 1: them like their long overdue. Have you wanted something for

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Speaker 1: so long that you think that it's long overdue? Have

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01:18:25,800 --> 01:18:29,880
Speaker 1: you ever dreamt of something so many times and it's

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Speaker 1: yet to happen that you kind of feel like it's

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Speaker 1: long overdue. I want you to take that feeling that

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Speaker 1: it's long overdue, and I want you to internalize that

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Speaker 1: feeling because what I want you to do is I

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01:18:44,840 --> 01:18:47,560
Speaker 1: want you to take that feeling and I want you

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Speaker 1: to use it as your motivation to pursue your dreams

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01:18:52,160 --> 01:18:57,559
Speaker 1: and goals. Because some of you are right, it's long overdue. Now.

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Speaker 1: Some of you may feel that way because you just impatient.

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Speaker 1: But however you want to look at it, I want

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01:19:02,760 --> 01:19:05,840
Speaker 1: you to take that long overdue feeling and I want

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01:19:05,840 --> 01:19:09,120
Speaker 1: you to use it as your motivation to spur you

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01:19:09,600 --> 01:19:14,920
Speaker 1: to get at it. Take that long overdue feeling and

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01:19:15,160 --> 01:19:17,640
Speaker 1: start looking at your life in terms of you know what,

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Speaker 1: Now's the time. Now is the time. There is no

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01:19:24,200 --> 01:19:26,880
Speaker 1: better time than now. Don't worry about getting all your

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01:19:26,960 --> 01:19:29,559
Speaker 1: ducks lined up in the road, because they don't line up.

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Speaker 1: Don't wait till the perfect time, because there is no

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Speaker 1: such a time. You gotta remember that there's a force

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Speaker 1: out there that don't want you to succeed. His job,

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Speaker 1: the devil's job, is to throw blocks in your path,

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Speaker 1: to throw temptation in your path, to test you all

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Speaker 1: along the way. All God needs us to do is

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Speaker 1: past these tests. You're not gonna pass all of them,

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01:19:59,240 --> 01:20:02,800
Speaker 1: but he wants your best effort. But you got to

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Speaker 1: act like now's the time. You've got to develop a

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Speaker 1: sense of urgency. This thing that's long overdue, this thing

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01:20:15,040 --> 01:20:18,519
Speaker 1: that's long overdue, the time for it to start happening

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Speaker 1: is now. And I have to develop and you have

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01:20:21,880 --> 01:20:24,679
Speaker 1: to develop a sense of urgency to get it done.

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Speaker 1: It's this sense of urgency that spurs you. It springs

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Speaker 1: you into action. See, the hospital is filled with ruins

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01:20:36,920 --> 01:20:41,439
Speaker 1: of care and all like this, but you got different divisions. Now.

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Speaker 1: If you in I SeeU intensive care unit, it's intensive care.

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01:20:47,800 --> 01:20:50,200
Speaker 1: They in the watching you all the time. They got

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Speaker 1: you monitored regularly, you hooked up to machines. It's down

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Speaker 1: there at the nursing station, you and I see you.

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Speaker 1: They got the emergency room that's set up for people

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Speaker 1: who are stuffed and popped off unexpectedly and you need

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Speaker 1: some care right away. Now, the fact that you got

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Speaker 1: to sit there and wait on your right away all

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Speaker 1: this time. It's still the emergency room. But you want

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Speaker 1: to approach your life with a sense of urgence. You

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Speaker 1: don't have to sit there and get put on hold

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Speaker 1: like they do at the hospital, feel out the paperwork.

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Speaker 1: You got to developed a sense of urgency because if

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Speaker 1: it's long overdue and now is the time, you might

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01:21:31,960 --> 01:21:35,040
Speaker 1: as well have developed a sense of urgency. Your success,

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01:21:35,400 --> 01:21:39,479
Speaker 1: your dreams, have visions and visions of happening and occurring.

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Speaker 1: Have to be critical. They have to be critical. It's

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01:21:44,479 --> 01:21:48,680
Speaker 1: got to be critical. You have to perform in your

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01:21:48,760 --> 01:21:52,960
Speaker 1: life like you are in a state of being critical.

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Speaker 1: This is critical. It's critical, y'all that you become successful.

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Speaker 1: It's critical. It's tied to your happiness, your success, your

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Speaker 1: well being. It's critical. This ain't something man that we

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01:22:09,240 --> 01:22:13,840
Speaker 1: can casually deal with. It has to be critical to you.

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Speaker 1: You have to have it in your mind that being

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Speaker 1: happy and being successful is something that you can't live without.

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Speaker 1: Why not do you know how many negative things people

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01:22:31,479 --> 01:22:33,639
Speaker 1: feel is overdue that they have a sense of urgency?

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Speaker 1: Junkies addicts, this is a sense of urgency for it,

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01:22:37,640 --> 01:22:39,559
Speaker 1: and it's a negative thing. I got to get high.

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01:22:40,560 --> 01:22:42,840
Speaker 1: I got to get my fix. Do you know that

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01:22:42,960 --> 01:22:46,000
Speaker 1: people developed sense of urgencies and and and and and

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01:22:46,200 --> 01:22:49,840
Speaker 1: and and and things being critical over so many negative things.

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01:22:50,040 --> 01:22:53,400
Speaker 1: I gotta get down at a happy hour. I gotta

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01:22:53,439 --> 01:22:56,360
Speaker 1: get more likes on my page. I gotta do something

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01:22:56,439 --> 01:22:58,880
Speaker 1: that I don't really feel comfortable doing because I gotta

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01:22:58,920 --> 01:23:01,720
Speaker 1: get more likes. I gotta show some part to my

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01:23:01,840 --> 01:23:03,880
Speaker 1: body I really don't want to show, but I'm trying

1152
01:23:03,920 --> 01:23:06,280
Speaker 1: to get some likes. I'm trying to get my followers up.

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Speaker 1: Do you know how many people are feeling critical about that?

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01:23:11,080 --> 01:23:14,760
Speaker 1: How many people are approaching that negativity with a sense

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01:23:14,800 --> 01:23:18,920
Speaker 1: of urgency that they can't live without. Well, let me

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01:23:19,000 --> 01:23:22,000
Speaker 1: explain something to you. You should feel that way about

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01:23:22,040 --> 01:23:24,879
Speaker 1: your success, and you should feel that way about your happiness.

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01:23:25,920 --> 01:23:31,840
Speaker 1: That is critical. Man, It's overdue now. It's the time.

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01:23:32,600 --> 01:23:35,320
Speaker 1: You have to have a sense of urgency your happiness

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01:23:35,360 --> 01:23:39,519
Speaker 1: and success. It's critical to your well being. You cannot

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01:23:39,640 --> 01:23:43,600
Speaker 1: live without it. That's the mindset you have to have

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01:23:43,800 --> 01:23:47,320
Speaker 1: towards your success. If you don't, you're not gonna be successful.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I hate to tell you that what you

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01:23:49,800 --> 01:23:54,519
Speaker 1: won't be successful. People feel that way. It's critical. Get

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Speaker 1: critical about your happiness and about your success and get

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Speaker 1: it done. Y'all have a great week. You alright, Steve,

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Speaker 1: you two? All right? Yes? Thursday? Thanks? Get yeah, Yeah,

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