1 00:00:02,040 --> 00:00:05,400 Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode of Alchemy. This I guess 2 00:00:05,440 --> 00:00:09,040 Speaker 1: it could spreads stilling for Katie. I'm sorry, guys. Soon enough, 3 00:00:09,080 --> 00:00:11,879 Speaker 1: Katie will be back. Because culture, guys can be over hanging. 4 00:00:13,119 --> 00:00:17,960 Speaker 1: Let's meet everybody to speak shally. First up as Chris Salvado, Chris, 5 00:00:18,120 --> 00:00:20,560 Speaker 1: would you rather live stoop to nuts or balls to 6 00:00:20,600 --> 00:00:27,600 Speaker 1: the wall. I think I've already spent enough time living 7 00:00:27,640 --> 00:00:30,080 Speaker 1: balls to the wall, and at this age, I'm coming 8 00:00:30,080 --> 00:00:33,479 Speaker 1: sup to nuts. So you know I've been. I've been 9 00:00:33,520 --> 00:00:35,839 Speaker 1: to both places. They both have their pros and cons 10 00:00:36,560 --> 00:00:38,360 Speaker 1: um but I'm glad I made out. I made it 11 00:00:38,360 --> 00:00:43,280 Speaker 1: out of live. I made it out alive of being 12 00:00:43,760 --> 00:00:45,800 Speaker 1: balls to the wall. Great questions, Really nice to have 13 00:00:45,880 --> 00:00:49,600 Speaker 1: you called. Really well. If you love that, you're gonna 14 00:00:49,640 --> 00:00:53,920 Speaker 1: love the rest of these. Jackie Gonzalez to Ruthie, Jackie, 15 00:00:53,920 --> 00:00:56,080 Speaker 1: would you rather bark up the wrong tree or bite 16 00:00:56,080 --> 00:01:01,720 Speaker 1: off more than you can chew? Bark up the wrong tree? Yeah, 17 00:01:01,800 --> 00:01:04,320 Speaker 1: because then they can say something. I can be like hey, 18 00:01:04,360 --> 00:01:06,759 Speaker 1: and I can still snap right back at bark right 19 00:01:06,800 --> 00:01:10,640 Speaker 1: back too much then can chew. I'm choking. I don't 20 00:01:10,680 --> 00:01:15,479 Speaker 1: like that, alright, fair. Next up is James Heeney, Heeney. 21 00:01:16,040 --> 00:01:19,039 Speaker 1: Would you rather be penny wise and dollar foolish or young, 22 00:01:19,120 --> 00:01:26,319 Speaker 1: dumb and full of come? Oh my god, Oh my god. Well, 23 00:01:27,319 --> 00:01:33,440 Speaker 1: what what's the first choice again? You want to be 24 00:01:33,480 --> 00:01:36,319 Speaker 1: a clown and murders kids. I don't even know what 25 00:01:36,400 --> 00:01:38,760 Speaker 1: the first one is. But I had a hell of 26 00:01:38,800 --> 00:01:41,080 Speaker 1: a great time being young, dumb and full of come. 27 00:01:41,160 --> 00:01:46,920 Speaker 1: I take a second round of that, right, that's what 28 00:01:47,080 --> 00:01:52,640 Speaker 1: we all wondering. Uh, it's Greg Craig. Would you rather 29 00:01:52,680 --> 00:01:55,120 Speaker 1: be the pot calling the kettle black? Or go down 30 00:01:55,120 --> 00:02:01,880 Speaker 1: in flames? Uh? The one sounds just like it's gonna 31 00:02:01,880 --> 00:02:06,919 Speaker 1: be trouble, So like I'm gonna go down in flames? 32 00:02:07,920 --> 00:02:12,320 Speaker 1: Sounds like trouble to you. I don't want to I 33 00:02:12,360 --> 00:02:17,920 Speaker 1: don't want to call anybody anything. It's too problematic in 34 00:02:17,960 --> 00:02:24,440 Speaker 1: this day and age. That makes sense. Finally, it's Joey Greer. Joey, 35 00:02:24,480 --> 00:02:26,440 Speaker 1: would you rather make a storm in a teacup? Or 36 00:02:26,440 --> 00:02:28,760 Speaker 1: take it with a grain assault? Holy sh it, I 37 00:02:28,760 --> 00:02:31,560 Speaker 1: can make a storm in a teacup? Are you kidding me? Yeah? 38 00:02:31,600 --> 00:02:34,880 Speaker 1: I'm taking that superpower. Get me the hell away from England, baby, 39 00:02:35,120 --> 00:02:36,920 Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying? Like I am what are 40 00:02:36,960 --> 00:02:40,639 Speaker 1: you talking to? Storm in a teacup? It's crazy, Yes, 41 00:02:40,720 --> 00:02:43,000 Speaker 1: a storm in a teacup and knew that's what you're 42 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:45,840 Speaker 1: going to choose and how you're going to interpret. Let's 43 00:02:45,840 --> 00:02:49,560 Speaker 1: do a damn show, Shelly. All of our scene suggestions 44 00:02:49,560 --> 00:02:52,120 Speaker 1: are gathered from listeners, emails, or from our Patreon v 45 00:02:52,160 --> 00:02:54,359 Speaker 1: I p s. To become a Patreon supporter of the 46 00:02:54,400 --> 00:02:57,480 Speaker 1: show and enjoy exclusive content and other perks, just head 47 00:02:57,520 --> 00:03:00,639 Speaker 1: on over to Patreon dot com Slash Alchemy. That you'd 48 00:03:00,639 --> 00:03:03,160 Speaker 1: like to submit a scene suggestion via email, please write 49 00:03:03,200 --> 00:03:06,560 Speaker 1: to the podcast at our email address, Alchemy This email 50 00:03:06,600 --> 00:03:14,520 Speaker 1: at gmail dot com. That's come. Scene one is from 51 00:03:14,560 --> 00:03:17,799 Speaker 1: alchem Niac Dougie, who wrote, Dear Alchemists, here's the fact 52 00:03:17,840 --> 00:03:20,840 Speaker 1: that I'll inevitably change your lives. The trombone doesn't actually 53 00:03:20,840 --> 00:03:25,640 Speaker 1: contain any bone. Scene suggestion. The Donner party wasn't actually 54 00:03:25,639 --> 00:03:28,959 Speaker 1: a party at all, but what if it was. I'm 55 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:32,639 Speaker 1: traveling east, Dougie, all right, you got okay, so we 56 00:03:32,720 --> 00:03:35,760 Speaker 1: got our gear, right, we got all the water, we 57 00:03:35,880 --> 00:03:39,080 Speaker 1: got some, got some drink. This is gonna be sick. 58 00:03:39,440 --> 00:03:42,240 Speaker 1: So my buddy Donner, he's got this like crazy set 59 00:03:42,320 --> 00:03:46,080 Speaker 1: up out like just a couple of um, a couple 60 00:03:46,160 --> 00:03:50,520 Speaker 1: hundred miles out and hundred miles trust me, dude, you 61 00:03:50,560 --> 00:03:51,920 Speaker 1: want to be out there, man, You're gonna be able 62 00:03:51,920 --> 00:03:54,440 Speaker 1: to see the stars and like the it's a slip party, 63 00:03:54,520 --> 00:03:58,560 Speaker 1: but hundreds of miles so it's a destination batchelor party. 64 00:03:58,640 --> 00:04:02,560 Speaker 1: Is that too much us? Um? No, I guess not. 65 00:04:03,680 --> 00:04:08,600 Speaker 1: We're gonna hike there, not the whole hundred miles. This 66 00:04:08,640 --> 00:04:10,720 Speaker 1: is this isn't that Donna you're always talking about? Right, 67 00:04:11,520 --> 00:04:14,320 Speaker 1: You're gonna look, he's wild. This guy is so cool 68 00:04:14,480 --> 00:04:17,400 Speaker 1: and he's so centered and like just it's like the 69 00:04:17,440 --> 00:04:20,000 Speaker 1: coolest duality ever where it's like we can live on 70 00:04:20,040 --> 00:04:25,120 Speaker 1: the edge but like centered. Yeah, I just mean of 71 00:04:25,200 --> 00:04:28,320 Speaker 1: like spiritually, like personally, Well, all the pictures you've showed 72 00:04:28,400 --> 00:04:31,280 Speaker 1: us of them, she looks kind of like, I don't know, 73 00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:39,080 Speaker 1: wild beard eyes two different sizes. He doesn't look centered. 74 00:04:39,240 --> 00:04:42,960 Speaker 1: He doesn't look centered, Henry, that's really fucked up. That's 75 00:04:43,080 --> 00:04:45,080 Speaker 1: really fucked up. To just make that point that you 76 00:04:45,240 --> 00:04:49,279 Speaker 1: just met personally and spiritually, man, I guess I guess 77 00:04:49,320 --> 00:04:51,559 Speaker 1: that he's bringing so many people to a bachelor party 78 00:04:52,040 --> 00:04:55,040 Speaker 1: that he's never even met are are those pictures you've seen? 79 00:04:55,040 --> 00:04:59,240 Speaker 1: Are they sketches? Are they like oils? Uh? They're sketches. 80 00:05:00,279 --> 00:05:02,520 Speaker 1: H You know, Henry, if you don't want to go, 81 00:05:02,560 --> 00:05:05,640 Speaker 1: you don't have to. Man, you just sound really, really 82 00:05:05,680 --> 00:05:08,400 Speaker 1: on the edge. I don't. Well, when I heard we 83 00:05:08,400 --> 00:05:10,840 Speaker 1: were going to go camping for the weekend, I figured 84 00:05:12,080 --> 00:05:15,839 Speaker 1: regular old off the side of the road. I've never 85 00:05:15,960 --> 00:05:18,159 Speaker 1: hiked more than probably, I don't know, ten miles in 86 00:05:18,160 --> 00:05:21,039 Speaker 1: a day. Look, the train just got here. Okay, so 87 00:05:21,120 --> 00:05:23,120 Speaker 1: someone more supplies so we can just pop off and 88 00:05:23,120 --> 00:05:32,400 Speaker 1: grab it and then we can just cupid blitz in Dasher. Yeah, 89 00:05:32,440 --> 00:05:40,240 Speaker 1: what's up? Well, it's it's Donner's birthday. Yeah, I know, 90 00:05:42,080 --> 00:05:45,800 Speaker 1: no one has wished him a happy birthday. He's really sad. 91 00:05:46,920 --> 00:05:52,080 Speaker 1: That's he brings it on himself. Anyway. Did you hear 92 00:05:52,120 --> 00:05:56,920 Speaker 1: what he's doing this year? Um? No, I did not. 93 00:05:57,600 --> 00:05:59,680 Speaker 1: He's combining his birthday party with a bachelor party with 94 00:05:59,760 --> 00:06:07,440 Speaker 1: some humans, right, So go talk to your friend around humans. 95 00:06:08,960 --> 00:06:10,479 Speaker 1: I'm sorry I'm taking this out on you. I don't 96 00:06:10,520 --> 00:06:12,279 Speaker 1: mean to take it on you, but just like I can't, 97 00:06:13,120 --> 00:06:16,040 Speaker 1: I can't anymore. I just feel like everyone woke up 98 00:06:16,040 --> 00:06:17,760 Speaker 1: on the wrong side of the bed. When it was 99 00:06:17,839 --> 00:06:21,240 Speaker 1: my birthday, you all threw me a really fun we 100 00:06:21,400 --> 00:06:26,400 Speaker 1: like you a reindeer exclusive birthday party. Rein deer and 101 00:06:26,480 --> 00:06:30,279 Speaker 1: humans don't mix. Thus it is, and thus it always 102 00:06:30,360 --> 00:06:38,320 Speaker 1: has been. You're so alive, he gang, Sorry, no one's 103 00:06:38,360 --> 00:06:41,920 Speaker 1: coming to my party. But you know, you guys will 104 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:47,159 Speaker 1: just have to fly around without me this weekend. Well, Donna, 105 00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:49,359 Speaker 1: we can't fly around without you. It's only with the 106 00:06:49,400 --> 00:06:52,160 Speaker 1: power of nine that we can act. Power of nine. 107 00:06:52,240 --> 00:06:55,960 Speaker 1: We can fly to the skin power of nine. We 108 00:06:56,120 --> 00:07:02,679 Speaker 1: fly to the skin power of nine. All right, look, Donald, 109 00:07:02,760 --> 00:07:04,839 Speaker 1: you know you're doing this to yourself right. Also, where 110 00:07:04,839 --> 00:07:08,400 Speaker 1: are you having this now? In the desert? Yeah, it's 111 00:07:08,400 --> 00:07:11,960 Speaker 1: a little, um, it's a little out there, but I 112 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:14,280 Speaker 1: think it's gonna be fun because it's not gonna be 113 00:07:14,320 --> 00:07:18,800 Speaker 1: a fucking snow bullshit day like it is three sixty five. 114 00:07:18,960 --> 00:07:21,840 Speaker 1: You know, the duality of you is crazy because you're 115 00:07:21,840 --> 00:07:24,840 Speaker 1: so centered, but you're you're you're I'm gonna say, you're 116 00:07:24,840 --> 00:07:28,080 Speaker 1: a fucking madman. Okay, you're crazy. Beard is nuts. That 117 00:07:28,120 --> 00:07:30,280 Speaker 1: one eye is weird. I'm saying it all right now, everybody, 118 00:07:30,280 --> 00:07:36,120 Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, really going for a dasher. That's 119 00:07:36,120 --> 00:07:39,040 Speaker 1: no reason to beg on my fashion choices. All of 120 00:07:39,080 --> 00:07:43,120 Speaker 1: you look the exact same, except for Rudolf with that schnaz. So, 121 00:07:43,160 --> 00:07:45,720 Speaker 1: you know, I think maybe if I go ahead and 122 00:07:46,200 --> 00:07:48,720 Speaker 1: grow this thing out and you know, just kind of 123 00:07:48,760 --> 00:07:52,000 Speaker 1: give myself a little personality, maybe people will be more 124 00:07:52,040 --> 00:07:54,920 Speaker 1: excited to sing songs about us a little less about 125 00:07:55,120 --> 00:08:00,840 Speaker 1: sky and stuff. You know. Excuse me, I'm sorry. I 126 00:08:00,840 --> 00:08:04,480 Speaker 1: know it's not parent teacher day, but I saw the 127 00:08:04,520 --> 00:08:07,160 Speaker 1: book that you sent home with my kid about what 128 00:08:07,200 --> 00:08:09,559 Speaker 1: are you doing here? What are you doing here? Listen, 129 00:08:09,560 --> 00:08:12,720 Speaker 1: it's my lunch break, Okay, I've got I'm in the 130 00:08:12,720 --> 00:08:15,040 Speaker 1: middle of teaching a lesson. Yeah, well, I wanted to 131 00:08:15,040 --> 00:08:17,080 Speaker 1: put a stop to it real quick because you're teaching 132 00:08:17,240 --> 00:08:19,200 Speaker 1: life where your kids? Did you go through the office, 133 00:08:20,360 --> 00:08:25,880 Speaker 1: nor kids? Kids. There's no such thing as kids. Don't 134 00:08:28,240 --> 00:08:32,600 Speaker 1: don't listen, don't now the only braindeer that specialist Rudolph. 135 00:08:32,640 --> 00:08:34,440 Speaker 1: And that's the way that we always taught it. And 136 00:08:34,480 --> 00:08:37,160 Speaker 1: that's at least I was taught. I don't like what 137 00:08:37,200 --> 00:08:39,440 Speaker 1: you're doing in this class. Everyone can be special in 138 00:08:39,480 --> 00:08:43,280 Speaker 1: their own special way. Your daughter's a crazy reindeer and 139 00:08:43,280 --> 00:08:46,280 Speaker 1: he has a beard. He's a deer with a beard. 140 00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:52,720 Speaker 1: That sounds ridiculous. DearS don't have beards, Okay, oh I've 141 00:08:52,760 --> 00:08:59,720 Speaker 1: seen it. Yeah, they have extra hair on their chins. No, 142 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:05,320 Speaker 1: you're mistaken. Yeah, goats can grow. I'm I can't rain here, 143 00:09:09,240 --> 00:09:14,120 Speaker 1: crazy class. No, I don't have a kid in this class. 144 00:09:14,160 --> 00:09:17,160 Speaker 1: But I've heard about the bullshit that you're teaching, and 145 00:09:17,200 --> 00:09:20,040 Speaker 1: you're killing Christmas circuit. I want to take I want 146 00:09:20,040 --> 00:09:23,000 Speaker 1: to I want to do a class here. Jared, Where 147 00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:24,520 Speaker 1: the hell were you when your your lunch break was 148 00:09:24,559 --> 00:09:27,160 Speaker 1: only fifteen minutes? You come back silking wet? What the 149 00:09:27,160 --> 00:09:30,280 Speaker 1: hell is going on? Well, I went for a quick jog. 150 00:09:30,360 --> 00:09:32,120 Speaker 1: I'm just trying to keep in good shape. That way 151 00:09:32,160 --> 00:09:34,439 Speaker 1: I can bring it, you know, when it's got to 152 00:09:34,480 --> 00:09:38,240 Speaker 1: get brought. You jogged in your suit? Yeah, I jogged 153 00:09:38,240 --> 00:09:40,200 Speaker 1: in my suit. Did you think I was gonna take 154 00:09:40,240 --> 00:09:43,280 Speaker 1: my suit off and chuck naked? No? No, no, I 155 00:09:43,280 --> 00:09:51,680 Speaker 1: didn't think the papers Chris's remportant documents. Do you have 156 00:09:51,720 --> 00:09:54,200 Speaker 1: a towel? Yeah, of course, I got that dinner towel 157 00:09:54,240 --> 00:09:57,040 Speaker 1: over there. Actually got it for Christmas. Damn it, God, 158 00:09:57,160 --> 00:10:00,600 Speaker 1: damn it. What it's not Christmas. That has nothing to 159 00:10:00,640 --> 00:10:04,920 Speaker 1: do with Christmas, Donna. The reindeer. I mean, it's almost Christmas, 160 00:10:04,960 --> 00:10:08,080 Speaker 1: all right, it's it's not I'm not talking about Timeline. 161 00:10:08,120 --> 00:10:12,280 Speaker 1: I'd celebrate Christmas with you and in October easy, it's 162 00:10:12,280 --> 00:10:14,560 Speaker 1: Halloween times, Jared, I'm not going to celebrate Christmas. No, 163 00:10:14,679 --> 00:10:18,000 Speaker 1: I'm just saying the problem is that that reindeer is 164 00:10:18,880 --> 00:10:25,400 Speaker 1: it's basically heresy against Christianity. Is Yeah, what do you 165 00:10:25,520 --> 00:10:31,800 Speaker 1: think Christmas? Christianity heresy? That deer is not real. Rudolph 166 00:10:31,800 --> 00:10:34,760 Speaker 1: has a red nose. It's the only thing that separated 167 00:10:34,800 --> 00:10:39,120 Speaker 1: them from the other deer. Well, Jerry wants those papers 168 00:10:39,160 --> 00:10:43,400 Speaker 1: are ready? Oh ship ship? Um? Mark, let me tell 169 00:10:43,440 --> 00:10:46,520 Speaker 1: somewhere now, okay, um, we were We're starting a movement here. 170 00:10:46,679 --> 00:10:50,120 Speaker 1: Jared's onto something here of inquisition, all right, Wenna start 171 00:10:50,120 --> 00:10:52,600 Speaker 1: gathering people and asking them whether or not they believe 172 00:10:52,600 --> 00:10:57,360 Speaker 1: that Donner should be a legitimate representative of the nine. Okay, alright, 173 00:10:57,440 --> 00:11:00,920 Speaker 1: so there, the papers aren't ready? Or Mark, would you believe? 174 00:11:00,920 --> 00:11:02,480 Speaker 1: Do you believe daughter is one of the strongest members 175 00:11:02,480 --> 00:11:06,760 Speaker 1: of the night. What do you mean I'm being recalled? 176 00:11:09,679 --> 00:11:13,080 Speaker 1: I didn't I didn't make up the rules. It's just 177 00:11:13,120 --> 00:11:17,800 Speaker 1: like a weird votes going on, and you're being recalled, 178 00:11:17,840 --> 00:11:22,280 Speaker 1: and honestly, after your last request of me, you're also 179 00:11:22,440 --> 00:11:26,760 Speaker 1: kind of being canceled. Just because my name is Vixen 180 00:11:26,800 --> 00:11:29,080 Speaker 1: doesn't mean that I'm going to come to your bachelor party, 181 00:11:29,160 --> 00:11:34,920 Speaker 1: themes birthday party and dance around. Okay, I mean, I 182 00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:37,280 Speaker 1: just thought you wanted to be involved, and that just 183 00:11:37,320 --> 00:11:39,720 Speaker 1: seemed like a fun thing for you. And also I'd 184 00:11:39,760 --> 00:11:41,440 Speaker 1: like to be invited. I don't want to come and 185 00:11:41,559 --> 00:11:47,760 Speaker 1: dance for for for the gap, for the dudes. Al right, Sorry, 186 00:11:48,400 --> 00:11:52,880 Speaker 1: I do like dancing, and I will dance in front 187 00:11:52,880 --> 00:11:57,480 Speaker 1: of dudes, but not for the dudes. All right, Well, 188 00:11:57,480 --> 00:12:00,520 Speaker 1: this is a conversation we could have had before you 189 00:12:00,559 --> 00:12:03,760 Speaker 1: just went ahead and helped cancel me and get me recalled, 190 00:12:03,920 --> 00:12:06,480 Speaker 1: but I didn't help. I just kind of told the 191 00:12:06,520 --> 00:12:08,400 Speaker 1: story and it just kind of went around, and then 192 00:12:08,440 --> 00:12:12,640 Speaker 1: other people decided, like, we don't like that. Donors out 193 00:12:13,280 --> 00:12:18,440 Speaker 1: right now, my crazy it's getting crazier. Alright, fellas, this 194 00:12:18,480 --> 00:12:20,280 Speaker 1: is as far as I can take you. I was 195 00:12:20,320 --> 00:12:22,640 Speaker 1: happy to pick up a couple of hitchhikers. Haven't done 196 00:12:22,640 --> 00:12:25,600 Speaker 1: that in years, to be honest, But yeah, this is it. 197 00:12:25,720 --> 00:12:28,480 Speaker 1: Have fun at your party and it's the middle of 198 00:12:28,520 --> 00:12:31,440 Speaker 1: the desert. Yes, as far as I go, I'm I 199 00:12:31,520 --> 00:12:35,880 Speaker 1: parked right up here. M hm Ganer. I just want 200 00:12:35,920 --> 00:12:38,559 Speaker 1: to say, um, thank you so much for the stories 201 00:12:38,600 --> 00:12:44,600 Speaker 1: you told us. Don't don't okay, thank you. So right 202 00:12:44,600 --> 00:12:47,840 Speaker 1: over here, this rock over here actually was like like 203 00:12:47,840 --> 00:12:50,040 Speaker 1: like it's like so old. Donner was telling me that, 204 00:12:50,080 --> 00:12:53,600 Speaker 1: like like these rocks are like ancient rocks. Nickles, just 205 00:12:53,640 --> 00:12:56,760 Speaker 1: like touch your hand on make you feel so thirsty. 206 00:12:58,080 --> 00:12:59,959 Speaker 1: You should have brought water. Man, that train was dropping 207 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:01,640 Speaker 1: of all the supply. I didn't want to touch it. 208 00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:04,640 Speaker 1: It's I I had a canteena water. I had one 209 00:13:04,720 --> 00:13:07,120 Speaker 1: cantina water. Yeah, but you dumped it out because you 210 00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:09,120 Speaker 1: said your feet were hot, so you just started dumping water. 211 00:13:10,400 --> 00:13:12,800 Speaker 1: Now I've got a blister. I should have probably done 212 00:13:12,800 --> 00:13:15,560 Speaker 1: it sooner. Where's your friends daughter? That we've been here 213 00:13:15,640 --> 00:13:17,720 Speaker 1: so much about. I just gotta be somewhere up here. 214 00:13:17,720 --> 00:13:19,480 Speaker 1: We just gotta keep walking. We'll find it, don't worry. 215 00:13:20,760 --> 00:13:23,000 Speaker 1: Can I have some of your water? No, man, you 216 00:13:23,040 --> 00:13:24,559 Speaker 1: can't have any of my water. Henry, you should have 217 00:13:24,600 --> 00:13:27,480 Speaker 1: got some supplies in the train, Mark, Could I have 218 00:13:27,520 --> 00:13:32,720 Speaker 1: some of your water. I'm holding on to it. Man. Okay, 219 00:13:32,880 --> 00:13:38,040 Speaker 1: all right, I'm fine, I'm fine. It's that Do you 220 00:13:38,040 --> 00:13:40,840 Speaker 1: see that that that news article that came out about 221 00:13:40,840 --> 00:13:51,160 Speaker 1: the all all the wood? Yeah? Crazy, yeah, yes, yes, indeed, 222 00:13:54,360 --> 00:13:58,559 Speaker 1: Mr crank Small. I'm a serious reporter. I've done many 223 00:13:58,640 --> 00:14:02,960 Speaker 1: a beat more sleep crime. Do not give me this 224 00:14:03,080 --> 00:14:08,240 Speaker 1: story about wood. I'm better than this. We need you 225 00:14:08,320 --> 00:14:11,000 Speaker 1: to hit the streets hid to get aut the information 226 00:14:11,160 --> 00:14:15,920 Speaker 1: to can on the wood. I've solved multiple murders that 227 00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:23,040 Speaker 1: the police didn't. Even my investificatory journalism did that. Yeah, 228 00:14:23,080 --> 00:14:25,760 Speaker 1: that's why we put you on the wood case. This 229 00:14:25,840 --> 00:14:29,680 Speaker 1: thing is gonna blow wide open. It's just that there's 230 00:14:29,680 --> 00:14:32,600 Speaker 1: that there's a surplus of wood this year, which also 231 00:14:33,320 --> 00:14:37,880 Speaker 1: kind of means that there's a extra deforestation. That's great, 232 00:14:38,560 --> 00:14:41,400 Speaker 1: that's right. That's you got to connect the dots we 233 00:14:41,600 --> 00:14:46,040 Speaker 1: just did. It's not it's a paragraph most knock knock, 234 00:14:46,080 --> 00:14:47,880 Speaker 1: starting interrupt. I just want to say thank you so 235 00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:50,280 Speaker 1: much for the story on this new inquisition slash like 236 00:14:50,400 --> 00:14:56,720 Speaker 1: cult that's emerging. How do this paper company? You're welcome. 237 00:14:58,000 --> 00:15:01,000 Speaker 1: Lisa is new. She's only big here for two months. 238 00:15:01,080 --> 00:15:06,360 Speaker 1: I have earned my stripes I have put in the scut. Yeah, 239 00:15:06,440 --> 00:15:09,200 Speaker 1: you know how you earned your stripes through opportunity, and 240 00:15:09,200 --> 00:15:13,800 Speaker 1: it was time to give Lisa an opportunity and then 241 00:15:13,880 --> 00:15:17,240 Speaker 1: give her shitty stories after that. I deserved the cult 242 00:15:17,280 --> 00:15:20,280 Speaker 1: story I want there. I'm actually already on the list 243 00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:24,080 Speaker 1: of Polzer. What they heard that I was writing about 244 00:15:24,080 --> 00:15:26,360 Speaker 1: this story and they're like, we think they might give 245 00:15:26,360 --> 00:15:30,400 Speaker 1: me the Pultzer. Look, if you want something different here, 246 00:15:31,240 --> 00:15:36,800 Speaker 1: they're replacing Donna with a new reindeer named Domino, So 247 00:15:37,680 --> 00:15:39,760 Speaker 1: you can get to that once you once you finish 248 00:15:39,840 --> 00:15:46,440 Speaker 1: the wood story. Yeah, crazy, crazy stuff, man, I'm in 249 00:15:46,480 --> 00:15:49,400 Speaker 1: a wood surplus Like there's a great time to get 250 00:15:49,440 --> 00:15:51,000 Speaker 1: in on the ground floor if you want wood, Like 251 00:15:51,160 --> 00:15:54,320 Speaker 1: it's super cheap. No, it's And also it's just like, okay, 252 00:15:54,480 --> 00:15:57,240 Speaker 1: I understand that would is like a fine ende research, right, 253 00:15:57,600 --> 00:16:01,760 Speaker 1: but you were there. Plus, what if we were to 254 00:16:01,840 --> 00:16:06,720 Speaker 1: like crawl a couple of miles they take forever? Because 255 00:16:06,720 --> 00:16:11,160 Speaker 1: what could be that hydrated that quickly? I just I 256 00:16:12,120 --> 00:16:15,680 Speaker 1: was drinking last night and I threw up. I pre partied, 257 00:16:16,240 --> 00:16:18,880 Speaker 1: pre party. Where is this daughter? And more importantly, where 258 00:16:18,880 --> 00:16:24,200 Speaker 1: are the girls? Yeah? Yeah, this is yeah, I'm really 259 00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:28,640 Speaker 1: not seeing any Hey Donner, Um, I'm sure you heard 260 00:16:28,640 --> 00:16:32,200 Speaker 1: the news, but we got a new guy coming in. Yeah, 261 00:16:32,920 --> 00:16:35,560 Speaker 1: I heard. You should probably head over to your party. 262 00:16:35,560 --> 00:16:40,560 Speaker 1: I'm sure everyone's excited to celebrate you. I guess I'll 263 00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:44,840 Speaker 1: head on down. I help. I hope you're able to 264 00:16:44,880 --> 00:16:48,800 Speaker 1: fly with your new nine before you go. Do you 265 00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:52,680 Speaker 1: want to meet him? Or would that be weird? Might 266 00:16:52,760 --> 00:16:56,240 Speaker 1: as well? Good to know what the future of the 267 00:16:56,360 --> 00:17:06,119 Speaker 1: nine looks like coming out. He's pretty cool, Domino. It's 268 00:17:06,240 --> 00:17:10,760 Speaker 1: me Domino. Oh, I'm sorry, this is weird. I shouldn't 269 00:17:10,840 --> 00:17:16,600 Speaker 1: run into you, should I h you had a good run, though, 270 00:17:16,800 --> 00:17:25,080 Speaker 1: you had a good run. Hi fife that but what 271 00:17:25,080 --> 00:17:28,199 Speaker 1: I mean? Look at me? I got fingers. I'm a 272 00:17:28,280 --> 00:17:31,719 Speaker 1: reindeer with fingers. That's what makes me special. Hey, Domino, 273 00:17:31,760 --> 00:17:37,600 Speaker 1: I just poked the escalator. He's the keys. Thanks, well, 274 00:17:37,680 --> 00:17:41,120 Speaker 1: good luck to you. Can they go kill a bunch 275 00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:45,080 Speaker 1: of humans in the desert? That doesn't sound like it's 276 00:17:45,080 --> 00:17:48,399 Speaker 1: in the Christmas spirit? Where do we put our keys? 277 00:17:48,520 --> 00:17:51,359 Speaker 1: They're a key guy around here. I think you're the 278 00:17:51,400 --> 00:18:01,320 Speaker 1: only one who drives. What that's our first C two 279 00:18:01,400 --> 00:18:04,800 Speaker 1: is from alche Maniac Aircraft too. Row This is my 280 00:18:04,840 --> 00:18:07,080 Speaker 1: first submission as a v I V alchy maniac, and 281 00:18:07,119 --> 00:18:09,440 Speaker 1: I'm so happy I could finally upgrade to the best 282 00:18:09,480 --> 00:18:11,919 Speaker 1: here and support you guys the best I can. I 283 00:18:11,960 --> 00:18:13,720 Speaker 1: just want to say that the scene from the nine 284 00:18:13,840 --> 00:18:16,320 Speaker 1: nine show with Deek in the Dean was top five 285 00:18:16,400 --> 00:18:20,199 Speaker 1: all time alchemy this scene. Here's some suggestions, all of 286 00:18:20,240 --> 00:18:22,240 Speaker 1: them based off of topics I wanted to one day 287 00:18:22,280 --> 00:18:24,720 Speaker 1: talk about when I became a stand up comedian. That's 288 00:18:24,720 --> 00:18:27,160 Speaker 1: not happening. So here, you guys can have it. There's 289 00:18:27,200 --> 00:18:28,520 Speaker 1: like three things. I'll read them all and then you 290 00:18:28,520 --> 00:18:33,480 Speaker 1: guys what you want with it? Uh? People on speaker phone, priest, 291 00:18:33,480 --> 00:18:39,960 Speaker 1: sneeze face loud, bathroom hand dryers, what was the middle one? 292 00:18:41,560 --> 00:18:44,520 Speaker 1: Let's figure out we can work them all. Thanks, guys, 293 00:18:44,560 --> 00:18:47,320 Speaker 1: you're the best. Craig, I love that thing you did, 294 00:18:47,560 --> 00:18:53,520 Speaker 1: you know, the one? Uh huh. It's good though, you know, 295 00:18:53,640 --> 00:18:57,280 Speaker 1: because you're wasting trees, you're actually wasting paper when you're 296 00:18:57,359 --> 00:18:59,720 Speaker 1: using you know, those little like towels and stuff like 297 00:18:59,760 --> 00:19:02,040 Speaker 1: that that inside the bathroom. So the hand drying, the 298 00:19:02,119 --> 00:19:06,040 Speaker 1: air drying, the disons are just going to make everything more. 299 00:19:06,200 --> 00:19:08,760 Speaker 1: But don't they have to burn trees to get the 300 00:19:08,760 --> 00:19:13,200 Speaker 1: electricity to make the blower go. No, we have a 301 00:19:13,240 --> 00:19:17,400 Speaker 1: hydroelectric damn. That's how we get our part. Yeah. It's 302 00:19:17,440 --> 00:19:20,359 Speaker 1: a waste of water and the water runs through it. 303 00:19:20,359 --> 00:19:23,560 Speaker 1: It's god, does it goes through water? Real? Fest? Have 304 00:19:23,600 --> 00:19:27,680 Speaker 1: you seen the Hoover dam? Yes, hundreds of gallons pour 305 00:19:27,760 --> 00:19:31,920 Speaker 1: out of that thing. I understand that, sir, But this 306 00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:33,600 Speaker 1: is we We talked to the board being and you 307 00:19:33,600 --> 00:19:35,000 Speaker 1: signed off on it. You said that this is what 308 00:19:35,040 --> 00:19:36,680 Speaker 1: you wanted to put in. If you'd like us to 309 00:19:36,760 --> 00:19:39,720 Speaker 1: change it, we can't, sir, that that won't be a problem. No, no, no, 310 00:19:39,760 --> 00:19:43,560 Speaker 1: I signed off on it. I did, yes, or you did? Yeah? Well, yeah, 311 00:19:43,560 --> 00:19:49,040 Speaker 1: that's a good idea. It's a good yes, excuse me 312 00:19:49,600 --> 00:19:59,959 Speaker 1: part of me. Yes, let's watch afternoon, good afternoon. Yeah, 313 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:03,399 Speaker 1: a lot of soap. That's a lot of soap. You 314 00:20:03,480 --> 00:20:06,120 Speaker 1: know you're gonna have to wash again. That's not gonna 315 00:20:06,200 --> 00:20:13,720 Speaker 1: come off on the dion. No, we don't add more soap, don't. Yeah, 316 00:20:13,760 --> 00:20:16,960 Speaker 1: we just can't try out your skin, right. I don't 317 00:20:16,960 --> 00:20:21,240 Speaker 1: know who you two are. Um. This is Mr Lock here, 318 00:20:21,280 --> 00:20:24,840 Speaker 1: he owns the building in the building. Yeah, all these 319 00:20:24,880 --> 00:20:28,200 Speaker 1: offices rent from me. Yeah, I'm I want to rent 320 00:20:28,400 --> 00:20:31,320 Speaker 1: from you. Oh so I'm kind of like your landing. Well, 321 00:20:31,400 --> 00:20:35,679 Speaker 1: yeah you might. I'm a lord of I'm a lawyer, 322 00:20:35,800 --> 00:20:40,119 Speaker 1: so so see he's yeah. So we just install the 323 00:20:40,160 --> 00:20:42,640 Speaker 1: new dicon. So you still got a lot of soap 324 00:20:42,680 --> 00:20:44,639 Speaker 1: on there. It's not gonna that the Dyson will not 325 00:20:44,680 --> 00:20:47,000 Speaker 1: take that off, so you're gonna have just just wash 326 00:20:47,040 --> 00:20:50,040 Speaker 1: off the soap. This is normally help people use the bathrooms. 327 00:20:50,240 --> 00:20:54,240 Speaker 1: I'm not sure, sir, normally give me one sec I 328 00:20:54,240 --> 00:21:00,680 Speaker 1: gotta take this. Hello. Hey, hey, you're a speaker. I 329 00:21:00,720 --> 00:21:05,080 Speaker 1: gotta I gotta have some help. Fact, got to help me. 330 00:21:05,840 --> 00:21:07,280 Speaker 1: Let me put it up to your ears so it 331 00:21:07,280 --> 00:21:12,199 Speaker 1: doesn't have to be on speaker. Okay, do you want 332 00:21:12,200 --> 00:21:14,280 Speaker 1: to wash your hand? Sir? You're gonna want to. I 333 00:21:14,359 --> 00:21:19,080 Speaker 1: mean the bathroom at our house, and I'm a toilet 334 00:21:19,160 --> 00:21:22,760 Speaker 1: paper and then getting needs you to bring me some okay, Okay, 335 00:21:24,160 --> 00:21:29,720 Speaker 1: the closet like this, it's not just here. It's too messy. 336 00:21:29,840 --> 00:21:32,520 Speaker 1: I can't walk to the closet like this. If there's 337 00:21:32,520 --> 00:21:34,520 Speaker 1: two other gentlemen who are listening in on this, maybe 338 00:21:34,520 --> 00:21:38,600 Speaker 1: they have any some ideas. We're not necessarily listening it. 339 00:21:38,680 --> 00:21:42,439 Speaker 1: We're just I'm listening in. And for the record, if 340 00:21:42,440 --> 00:21:44,320 Speaker 1: you take one of these roles of toilet paper, I'll 341 00:21:44,320 --> 00:21:48,439 Speaker 1: sue your ass. Okay, I bought you get rental to 342 00:21:48,560 --> 00:21:51,199 Speaker 1: use this unit in the restrooms on this floor, but 343 00:21:51,240 --> 00:21:54,600 Speaker 1: you can't take stuff from here. Sure, I'm so sorry. 344 00:21:54,600 --> 00:21:57,920 Speaker 1: We've actually removed the toilet paper for a dyson, so 345 00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:01,320 Speaker 1: there's no more toilet paper in it. Yes, you did. 346 00:22:01,880 --> 00:22:06,880 Speaker 1: Oh baby, Maybe you want to try that? What blow drying? 347 00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:09,640 Speaker 1: Blow drying my part? Yeah, I get a blow dry 348 00:22:09,720 --> 00:22:12,560 Speaker 1: you have a blow dryer. I guess I could try 349 00:22:12,600 --> 00:22:18,280 Speaker 1: it on the cool setting. Okay, Yeah, Hey, Doc takes 350 00:22:18,320 --> 00:22:21,040 Speaker 1: for seeing me short notice. I I felt like I've 351 00:22:21,040 --> 00:22:22,640 Speaker 1: had to sneeze for the last two and a half 352 00:22:22,720 --> 00:22:25,160 Speaker 1: days and it's just stuck this way. It just stuck 353 00:22:25,240 --> 00:22:28,760 Speaker 1: this way. I don't know what to do. Well, you 354 00:22:28,840 --> 00:22:35,040 Speaker 1: definitely have psf Oh god, God, I read about that. No, 355 00:22:35,280 --> 00:22:38,560 Speaker 1: it's it's it's all right. Psf is is common in men. 356 00:22:38,680 --> 00:22:44,560 Speaker 1: Uh under forty? What do I do to get rid 357 00:22:44,560 --> 00:22:49,280 Speaker 1: of this painful? It looks terrible? Well, is there any 358 00:22:49,280 --> 00:22:52,639 Speaker 1: way you can sneeze that will usually relieve the the 359 00:22:52,680 --> 00:22:56,439 Speaker 1: pre SNEeSe face I've been trying. I've been trying. I like, 360 00:22:56,600 --> 00:22:59,320 Speaker 1: just put a bunch of cayenne pepper on the table 361 00:22:59,520 --> 00:23:02,080 Speaker 1: and went over. That didn't work. I went into a 362 00:23:02,160 --> 00:23:06,119 Speaker 1: field of poppies, which I'm terribly allergic to. Didn't work. 363 00:23:07,040 --> 00:23:08,919 Speaker 1: I had somebody scare me, but then I heard that 364 00:23:08,960 --> 00:23:17,160 Speaker 1: was for hiccups, so it definitely didn't work. Scaring didn't work. Now, doctor, 365 00:23:17,200 --> 00:23:19,000 Speaker 1: I understand that a lot of these patients are coming in. 366 00:23:19,240 --> 00:23:22,120 Speaker 1: I just want to offer you at cotton. Now, this 367 00:23:22,240 --> 00:23:25,160 Speaker 1: medication right here is not happened for me. It's not addictive, 368 00:23:25,160 --> 00:23:27,119 Speaker 1: all right, But given it to your patients, I believe 369 00:23:27,119 --> 00:23:31,680 Speaker 1: we'll actually see a high yield transformation. Tell me, tell 370 00:23:31,720 --> 00:23:34,280 Speaker 1: me the brand name one more time? At you cotton? 371 00:23:35,160 --> 00:23:39,800 Speaker 1: At cotton? Okay? Great? And and do you you have 372 00:23:39,920 --> 00:23:42,240 Speaker 1: some samples that I can give up? Yes? Yes? Or 373 00:23:42,320 --> 00:23:47,760 Speaker 1: right here, right at your cotton? What is it? Well, 374 00:23:47,840 --> 00:23:53,800 Speaker 1: it's uh, this is highly experimental, but it's it's brand new, 375 00:23:53,920 --> 00:23:55,760 Speaker 1: and I'm gonna start you with a sample you can 376 00:23:55,800 --> 00:23:59,679 Speaker 1: take home for free. And uh, if if it doesn't 377 00:23:59,680 --> 00:24:04,800 Speaker 1: make you sneeze, then come back for more. So if 378 00:24:04,800 --> 00:24:08,760 Speaker 1: it doesn't work, I should get more of it. Exactly. Okay, 379 00:24:08,800 --> 00:24:11,440 Speaker 1: I'll try anything, Doc. Thank you. I hope it's at 380 00:24:11,480 --> 00:24:15,280 Speaker 1: your does the trick and doesn't have any weird side effects. Yeah, 381 00:24:15,280 --> 00:24:17,560 Speaker 1: we'll get another steak. Doctor. I just want to say, 382 00:24:17,600 --> 00:24:21,080 Speaker 1: thank you so much. Our sales matched with your business 383 00:24:21,080 --> 00:24:23,840 Speaker 1: are through the roof. Thank you so much. I'm still 384 00:24:23,840 --> 00:24:26,040 Speaker 1: working on this sixty four porterhouse. By the way, I 385 00:24:26,080 --> 00:24:29,320 Speaker 1: don't know that we did any more. Excuse me. You're 386 00:24:29,359 --> 00:24:33,560 Speaker 1: the doctor, right, you're the doctor, right, Yes, let's go 387 00:24:33,640 --> 00:24:37,000 Speaker 1: with me. I need some more cutting. You have it 388 00:24:37,080 --> 00:24:45,400 Speaker 1: a patient of mine. Yeah, yeah, I couldn't sneeze. Couldn't sneeze? Doctor. Okay, 389 00:24:45,440 --> 00:24:49,200 Speaker 1: so you're you're you're suffering from PSF right, yeah, yeah, yeah, 390 00:24:49,280 --> 00:24:54,000 Speaker 1: you have suffering. I'm suffering. Okay, keep your hand, keep 391 00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:56,359 Speaker 1: your heads off. I got some I have some mom, 392 00:24:56,359 --> 00:24:59,320 Speaker 1: I got always keep my poems. Thank God, Get out 393 00:24:59,320 --> 00:25:03,159 Speaker 1: of here, Get out of I think you're gonna get 394 00:25:03,160 --> 00:25:06,360 Speaker 1: through that sixty four rounds. I think you will. Yeah. 395 00:25:06,400 --> 00:25:09,280 Speaker 1: Can we get another round of stakes? Can we get 396 00:25:09,320 --> 00:25:13,919 Speaker 1: a flight of stakes? This this great look at I 397 00:25:13,960 --> 00:25:18,879 Speaker 1: can't stop sneezing. Well, I told you that could be 398 00:25:18,920 --> 00:25:23,359 Speaker 1: a side effect of the chu cotton. I mean if 399 00:25:23,400 --> 00:25:27,280 Speaker 1: you break down the Latin roots of that ach for 400 00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:33,280 Speaker 1: you or constantly sneezing and content meaning a continuous sneeze. 401 00:25:35,480 --> 00:25:40,880 Speaker 1: Can I try Titan? Oh well, I mean there are 402 00:25:40,920 --> 00:25:43,840 Speaker 1: there are even more extreme side effects with kazoot Titan. 403 00:25:44,560 --> 00:25:46,680 Speaker 1: Just I'll try anything. All right, babe, listen, I gotta, 404 00:25:46,720 --> 00:25:48,480 Speaker 1: I gotta, I gotta dry my hands. I got a 405 00:25:48,480 --> 00:25:52,640 Speaker 1: big case today, so I'm about to lose you about three. Okay, 406 00:25:58,880 --> 00:26:05,439 Speaker 1: she's still on she's thinking a strange sound. All right, 407 00:26:07,240 --> 00:26:14,879 Speaker 1: all right, all right. I think I don't think she 408 00:26:14,960 --> 00:26:18,440 Speaker 1: knows she's still on the man. You're still on the phone. Man. 409 00:26:18,840 --> 00:26:25,160 Speaker 1: I'll tell her, baby, baby, I love you, But now 410 00:26:25,840 --> 00:26:28,040 Speaker 1: my hands can't try my hands so much. Soap on 411 00:26:28,160 --> 00:26:32,880 Speaker 1: your hands? This product you got soap? The soap off 412 00:26:32,880 --> 00:26:36,200 Speaker 1: your hands first, here, put them under. Put him under 413 00:26:36,200 --> 00:26:38,080 Speaker 1: where the faustage is. Let's put it on. It's like 414 00:26:38,080 --> 00:26:40,840 Speaker 1: the hoover. Damn over here. Okay, that uses a lot 415 00:26:40,880 --> 00:26:44,760 Speaker 1: of wood. Right, water, boys, you's got nine one one 416 00:26:44,800 --> 00:26:47,600 Speaker 1: distress calling this apartment complex. Right, Apparently something's going on. 417 00:26:47,680 --> 00:26:49,240 Speaker 1: I think there might be a bear attack. That's what 418 00:26:49,240 --> 00:26:51,120 Speaker 1: the neighbors are saying, all right, based on the noises. 419 00:26:51,520 --> 00:26:54,520 Speaker 1: All right, now, that's just going there. We kept kept it. 420 00:26:54,520 --> 00:26:56,640 Speaker 1: That seems so vague. So somewhere in this building there's 421 00:26:56,640 --> 00:26:59,400 Speaker 1: a loud noise. That's what we do. Okay, we're firefighters. 422 00:26:59,400 --> 00:27:01,520 Speaker 1: We gotta find the noise, find the scent, and make 423 00:27:01,520 --> 00:27:03,560 Speaker 1: sure we do something about it. All right, let's get 424 00:27:03,600 --> 00:27:06,040 Speaker 1: on and wait. Wait I did never can say that 425 00:27:06,119 --> 00:27:09,199 Speaker 1: was part of the job. That's interesting, you know. Now 426 00:27:09,240 --> 00:27:10,880 Speaker 1: that we're paused, I think we should take a moment 427 00:27:10,880 --> 00:27:13,600 Speaker 1: to actually do some self assessment here. Okay, I appreciate 428 00:27:13,640 --> 00:27:16,040 Speaker 1: that car, right, Even though we're on a rush job here, 429 00:27:16,080 --> 00:27:17,840 Speaker 1: I do think it's important that we take time for 430 00:27:17,880 --> 00:27:20,760 Speaker 1: each other and to check in how's everyone doing. I 431 00:27:20,800 --> 00:27:24,160 Speaker 1: feel like I'm pretty hot and all this gear. Honestly, 432 00:27:24,200 --> 00:27:28,640 Speaker 1: I'd really rather I'd really rather just get on with 433 00:27:28,680 --> 00:27:31,960 Speaker 1: it and the rookie can learn as he goes. Okay, look, 434 00:27:32,040 --> 00:27:34,720 Speaker 1: check in on Lenny here. Okay, he's experienced very superficial 435 00:27:34,760 --> 00:27:37,040 Speaker 1: realities here. All right, you're talking about how hot he 436 00:27:37,080 --> 00:27:39,160 Speaker 1: is in the student, not what's going on inside Lenny. 437 00:27:39,200 --> 00:27:43,280 Speaker 1: What's inside it's like always is fireproof and importation to bear. 438 00:27:43,400 --> 00:27:46,280 Speaker 1: I don't know if I need the fireproof stuff, maybe 439 00:27:46,400 --> 00:27:48,480 Speaker 1: like bear spray. I don't have any bear spray. Oh 440 00:27:48,480 --> 00:27:51,840 Speaker 1: my god. Again noticed this Lenny is rejecting the question 441 00:27:51,880 --> 00:27:56,280 Speaker 1: about how he's doing inside. Isn't that interesting? Captain? Captain, 442 00:27:56,600 --> 00:27:59,760 Speaker 1: real quick? Uh, the hoses are gone, they've been replaced. 443 00:27:59,760 --> 00:28:01,679 Speaker 1: But ice and dryers. What are we supposed to do 444 00:28:01,720 --> 00:28:03,600 Speaker 1: when we go in there? We had to bring the 445 00:28:03,600 --> 00:28:11,360 Speaker 1: truck closer. All right, okay, doctor, oh doctor, it's almost 446 00:28:11,359 --> 00:28:17,680 Speaker 1: stop down there? Okay with can you be more specific? Well, 447 00:28:17,720 --> 00:28:20,040 Speaker 1: I had gone to the bathroom and that already wasn't 448 00:28:20,080 --> 00:28:24,000 Speaker 1: going so well, you know, And then I was waiting 449 00:28:25,080 --> 00:28:28,960 Speaker 1: for my love to bring me some toilet paper from 450 00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:32,480 Speaker 1: the you know, the hallway. And then some guys said 451 00:28:32,560 --> 00:28:38,640 Speaker 1: that I should maybe try blow dryer. They're drying everyone 452 00:28:38,680 --> 00:28:44,000 Speaker 1: out down there. And now it's like, I don't you 453 00:28:44,040 --> 00:28:48,120 Speaker 1: have to just look? You have to look. Okay, well, 454 00:28:48,160 --> 00:28:52,720 Speaker 1: I'm a general practitioner, but I'll take a look. I'll 455 00:28:52,760 --> 00:28:56,760 Speaker 1: take a look. It's almost like, um, like a concrete mixer, 456 00:28:56,880 --> 00:29:02,920 Speaker 1: you know. Okay, everything got all mess top and okay 457 00:29:02,960 --> 00:29:10,760 Speaker 1: this let me let me take a look, all right, Uh, okay, 458 00:29:11,160 --> 00:29:14,400 Speaker 1: I can Yeah, everything's a little out of order there, 459 00:29:14,720 --> 00:29:19,280 Speaker 1: everything's a little everything's there, everything's there's going on here. 460 00:29:19,600 --> 00:29:25,240 Speaker 1: That's going on, Captain. I think I figured it out 461 00:29:26,040 --> 00:29:28,680 Speaker 1: what's going on. I was in the building right and 462 00:29:28,680 --> 00:29:31,720 Speaker 1: I was looking for that bear, and then it hit me, 463 00:29:32,520 --> 00:29:35,040 Speaker 1: the bear is not there because my fear is not 464 00:29:35,080 --> 00:29:38,840 Speaker 1: there anymore. The bear was my fear. It was just 465 00:29:38,920 --> 00:29:40,760 Speaker 1: fear the whole time. That's what was That's what I 466 00:29:40,760 --> 00:29:44,360 Speaker 1: was afraid of. Yeah, amazing there there There still could 467 00:29:44,360 --> 00:29:45,600 Speaker 1: be a bear. I just want to make sure that 468 00:29:45,640 --> 00:29:49,200 Speaker 1: we all could be. But I love the metaphor. I 469 00:29:49,240 --> 00:29:51,200 Speaker 1: love understand. Yeah, that's great, Lenny. Do you hear that? 470 00:29:51,600 --> 00:29:53,720 Speaker 1: Do you hear what's going on? Kept? That was a 471 00:29:53,760 --> 00:29:57,320 Speaker 1: bullshit story just gave you. I mean, there's a there's 472 00:29:57,360 --> 00:30:01,320 Speaker 1: a bear in one of these apartment units, and you're 473 00:30:01,600 --> 00:30:05,640 Speaker 1: heartwarmed by his story? Is that wrong, Lenny? Is that 474 00:30:05,680 --> 00:30:08,320 Speaker 1: wrong that I'm showing you've kind of empathy? We're here, 475 00:30:09,120 --> 00:30:12,600 Speaker 1: excuse me? Excuse me? Are you're the nine one one crew? Yeah? 476 00:30:13,120 --> 00:30:17,640 Speaker 1: I I called it the bear attack. Uh, it's on 477 00:30:17,800 --> 00:30:21,400 Speaker 1: floor three. You're down, You're down on floor one. Interesting, 478 00:30:21,480 --> 00:30:22,840 Speaker 1: you know, once you come here for a second, I 479 00:30:22,880 --> 00:30:25,160 Speaker 1: got a question for you. Okay, I gotta come down 480 00:30:25,400 --> 00:30:28,320 Speaker 1: both flights of stairs. So you know, we got this 481 00:30:28,680 --> 00:30:30,280 Speaker 1: at the net. We got this little net and you 482 00:30:30,320 --> 00:30:31,920 Speaker 1: can just jump right there. I don't want to jump. 483 00:30:31,960 --> 00:30:38,440 Speaker 1: There's took two flights of stairs. It's okay, right, all right, 484 00:30:38,440 --> 00:30:41,320 Speaker 1: you know what, Yeah, I've always wanted to jump into 485 00:30:41,360 --> 00:30:44,080 Speaker 1: a net. It's a little trust jump. Just alright. So 486 00:30:44,120 --> 00:30:47,760 Speaker 1: my pitches this. One man falls to his death because 487 00:30:47,760 --> 00:30:50,320 Speaker 1: the net was not big enough to catch him. How 488 00:30:50,360 --> 00:30:54,400 Speaker 1: many more I'm working? I'm sorry, I'm working on my stories. Okay, 489 00:30:54,480 --> 00:30:58,120 Speaker 1: I can't have this. I got the pullets. I'm just 490 00:30:58,160 --> 00:31:01,120 Speaker 1: pitching it to you. I just wanted your feet flush 491 00:31:03,680 --> 00:31:11,800 Speaker 1: that ash you're blushing, hey, doc um, all right, so 492 00:31:12,080 --> 00:31:19,040 Speaker 1: the Kazoom Titan stop my sneezing. Good but um, I'm 493 00:31:19,240 --> 00:31:25,280 Speaker 1: having Vietnam flashbacks. And I have sixteen penises now, okay, okay, 494 00:31:25,320 --> 00:31:26,920 Speaker 1: well that did you read the fine print on the 495 00:31:26,920 --> 00:31:29,760 Speaker 1: Gazooon Titan? No? I just took it. It was so 496 00:31:29,920 --> 00:31:35,120 Speaker 1: miserable with this sneezing. Okay, And when were you in Vietnam? 497 00:31:35,200 --> 00:31:39,480 Speaker 1: I wasn't. That's the start off. Al right, surely this 498 00:31:39,720 --> 00:31:41,800 Speaker 1: the soap is gone. I have a big case to 499 00:31:41,800 --> 00:31:43,640 Speaker 1: get to you heard my wife on the phone. I 500 00:31:43,720 --> 00:31:46,800 Speaker 1: gotta get home. Can I can I hit it now? Will? 501 00:31:46,880 --> 00:31:50,080 Speaker 1: Your hands are a little too wet, Dison just you 502 00:31:50,160 --> 00:31:51,760 Speaker 1: might want to wipe him with out on your shirt 503 00:31:51,800 --> 00:31:56,200 Speaker 1: and then and then, oh, I can see I can 504 00:31:56,280 --> 00:32:01,800 Speaker 1: see your I can see your I guess boobies. I 505 00:32:01,800 --> 00:32:05,200 Speaker 1: guess it's boobies, yes, sir, Yes, sir, that's pretty funny. 506 00:32:05,160 --> 00:32:08,440 Speaker 1: I've always wondered why guys had him right. I was 507 00:32:08,480 --> 00:32:11,040 Speaker 1: gonna do some stand up with it, but I guess 508 00:32:11,080 --> 00:32:15,360 Speaker 1: I'll just try it here in the bathroom, yes, sir, 509 00:32:16,240 --> 00:32:22,880 Speaker 1: bad day for a white shirt. Uh, very good, sir. Good. Okay, 510 00:32:22,880 --> 00:32:24,840 Speaker 1: I'm gonna do I need to push a button or 511 00:32:25,120 --> 00:32:27,280 Speaker 1: put my hands underneath. How do we get this? You 512 00:32:27,360 --> 00:32:29,280 Speaker 1: just you have to press your lips to the top 513 00:32:29,320 --> 00:32:32,360 Speaker 1: part right right there. You might want to try your shirt. 514 00:32:32,400 --> 00:32:35,520 Speaker 1: You look ridiculous. Just press your lips to the top part. Okay, 515 00:32:35,520 --> 00:32:43,120 Speaker 1: well maybe okay, you're gonna have to do it. It's 516 00:32:43,200 --> 00:32:48,440 Speaker 1: kissing the machine. The sense just not reading it because 517 00:32:48,440 --> 00:32:55,120 Speaker 1: you're kissing it. Sometimes. I just I know you're just 518 00:32:55,240 --> 00:32:58,720 Speaker 1: a gp, but if you could just help me psychologically, 519 00:32:58,760 --> 00:33:03,880 Speaker 1: I'm going to really of time doctor. My husband left 520 00:33:03,920 --> 00:33:08,200 Speaker 1: me for a dyce and dryer. Really, yeah, well, I 521 00:33:08,240 --> 00:33:10,280 Speaker 1: think I think you have to ask yourself what is 522 00:33:10,320 --> 00:33:16,560 Speaker 1: that dryer? Providing that you're not Lauren there, I can 523 00:33:16,640 --> 00:33:20,680 Speaker 1: do that, though, look at this it doesn't have the 524 00:33:20,720 --> 00:33:31,360 Speaker 1: power teeth forguts. And that's our second seed. C three 525 00:33:31,760 --> 00:33:35,640 Speaker 1: is from listener Candle. Then, after committing a heinous crime, 526 00:33:35,800 --> 00:33:39,480 Speaker 1: a celebrity experiences the benefits and burdens of stardom as 527 00:33:39,480 --> 00:33:42,120 Speaker 1: they work their way through the legal system. I always 528 00:33:42,200 --> 00:33:48,440 Speaker 1: enjoy the show, from questions to plugs. M I'm not 529 00:33:48,520 --> 00:33:51,360 Speaker 1: quite sure if I'm in the right office. I couldn't 530 00:33:51,400 --> 00:33:56,280 Speaker 1: read this the sign outside, and it seems like everybody 531 00:33:57,640 --> 00:34:01,440 Speaker 1: I was looking for on sleep. I'm just feeling I'm 532 00:34:01,440 --> 00:34:05,560 Speaker 1: just dropping off these applications. So okay, in what office 533 00:34:05,600 --> 00:34:08,520 Speaker 1: were you dropping off these applications to? Really, this is 534 00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:12,600 Speaker 1: kind of a Maverick application, so I could work pretty 535 00:34:12,640 --> 00:34:19,560 Speaker 1: much anywhere you're looking for work. Yeah, okay, great, Well, 536 00:34:19,600 --> 00:34:23,520 Speaker 1: we don't have any openings here, but um, I would 537 00:34:23,520 --> 00:34:26,560 Speaker 1: love to help you out with some interview skills if 538 00:34:26,560 --> 00:34:33,319 Speaker 1: you wanted that. I'm pretty good at that. Okay, sure, sure, great, Um, 539 00:34:33,320 --> 00:34:39,520 Speaker 1: what is your biggest weakness? Oh god, I steal I have. 540 00:34:40,600 --> 00:34:42,800 Speaker 1: I don't need a lot of things, but I feel 541 00:34:42,880 --> 00:34:46,920 Speaker 1: sometimes like it's like I don't know, like a treasure 542 00:34:46,960 --> 00:34:50,600 Speaker 1: that I've got. Okay, well, oreo, So maybe pick something 543 00:34:50,680 --> 00:34:53,840 Speaker 1: simple like that, you know, something mundane, something a little 544 00:34:55,080 --> 00:34:58,480 Speaker 1: not a big deal. Um, but I like your honesty, 545 00:35:00,239 --> 00:35:05,160 Speaker 1: but honestly, pick something a little less incriminating. If you 546 00:35:05,200 --> 00:35:07,440 Speaker 1: want a job, not here because we don't have any openings, 547 00:35:07,480 --> 00:35:09,000 Speaker 1: but somewhere else in the build. I'm going to leave 548 00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:11,560 Speaker 1: an application anyway, so that when you do have an opening, 549 00:35:11,600 --> 00:35:17,280 Speaker 1: you could Uh, what's your what's your biggest strength? I 550 00:35:17,360 --> 00:35:22,520 Speaker 1: love watching television. I feel like I could spend hours 551 00:35:22,920 --> 00:35:29,960 Speaker 1: hours doing it. S Sharon. Yeah, I'm waiting for a 552 00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:34,680 Speaker 1: big time client, big time clients. When he gets here, 553 00:35:34,800 --> 00:35:38,160 Speaker 1: let me know, I absolutely will thank you. I love 554 00:35:38,200 --> 00:35:45,600 Speaker 1: that for you. Thank you. Um yeah great. So my 555 00:35:45,600 --> 00:35:50,040 Speaker 1: biggest strength is organization. That must work really good here 556 00:35:50,040 --> 00:35:52,200 Speaker 1: as a secretary. Well that's what I'm saying. I try 557 00:35:52,320 --> 00:35:55,200 Speaker 1: you to pick a true strength that also correlates with 558 00:35:55,239 --> 00:35:59,000 Speaker 1: the job that you're Look at what I have receipts. 559 00:35:59,440 --> 00:36:01,400 Speaker 1: I'm I'm not even a smoker and this is a 560 00:36:01,480 --> 00:36:05,360 Speaker 1: cigarette but he shot check the show. So dude just 561 00:36:05,520 --> 00:36:08,480 Speaker 1: left like extra copies of his resume and the facts 562 00:36:08,520 --> 00:36:15,040 Speaker 1: bring out. This is funny. Nice. Hey, wouldn't be nuts 563 00:36:15,160 --> 00:36:17,600 Speaker 1: like we went around and like use this resume as ourselves, 564 00:36:17,800 --> 00:36:25,719 Speaker 1: like we would just it'd be crazy. I mean, we 565 00:36:25,840 --> 00:36:29,960 Speaker 1: already have jobs. But yeah, hey, did you see that 566 00:36:30,200 --> 00:36:34,400 Speaker 1: article in the paper? H holy shit, Holy sh it. 567 00:36:37,160 --> 00:36:39,360 Speaker 1: I already know what you're talking about, and it was 568 00:36:39,760 --> 00:36:44,279 Speaker 1: crazy nuts, dude. We should just try it though. Hey, 569 00:36:44,440 --> 00:36:49,239 Speaker 1: um here, just how many important? Three thirty? I know 570 00:36:49,360 --> 00:36:51,480 Speaker 1: you know who I am, but I'll go ahead and 571 00:36:51,520 --> 00:36:57,040 Speaker 1: sign in here, thank you? Um, well great, and I'll 572 00:36:57,080 --> 00:37:00,719 Speaker 1: just need it your idea for verification. Oh my god, 573 00:37:00,880 --> 00:37:03,719 Speaker 1: well my my I d doesn't match my stage name, 574 00:37:03,760 --> 00:37:08,080 Speaker 1: but there you go. Oh my god, is that who? 575 00:37:08,160 --> 00:37:13,040 Speaker 1: I think? It is a very different name. Oh can 576 00:37:13,080 --> 00:37:18,239 Speaker 1: I see you? Excuse you? I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm 577 00:37:18,480 --> 00:37:23,000 Speaker 1: here for a job. I'm a big fan. I watched 578 00:37:23,040 --> 00:37:27,200 Speaker 1: TV all the time. Hey, you look different on TV. 579 00:37:27,560 --> 00:37:31,799 Speaker 1: You look I don't know, younger, thinner, taller. Wow, can 580 00:37:31,840 --> 00:37:35,000 Speaker 1: I see your ID? What? What? Why would you ask that? 581 00:37:36,040 --> 00:37:38,440 Speaker 1: I mean, don't ask that. I might go into a rage. 582 00:37:38,920 --> 00:37:41,960 Speaker 1: If I go into a rage, I can't control what 583 00:37:42,080 --> 00:37:45,759 Speaker 1: happens if I go into a rage. Sharon, you're gonna 584 00:37:45,840 --> 00:37:48,799 Speaker 1: let me know when my important client gets here, right, yes, Um, 585 00:37:48,920 --> 00:37:51,359 Speaker 1: they are here and I'm gonna bring him right. Oh hello, 586 00:37:52,080 --> 00:37:55,040 Speaker 1: there he goes. Okay, Um, you know what, why don't 587 00:37:55,040 --> 00:37:58,000 Speaker 1: you Why don't you follow me? Why don't you follow me? Think? 588 00:37:58,520 --> 00:38:02,759 Speaker 1: Is looking at your resume here? Uh? You know we 589 00:38:03,040 --> 00:38:07,719 Speaker 1: we shall teeny tiny partitions for offices? Right? Yeah? Absolutely. 590 00:38:10,800 --> 00:38:14,640 Speaker 1: It says here that you ate all of your friends 591 00:38:14,719 --> 00:38:17,919 Speaker 1: at some kind of joint fat in the parties. Yeah. Yeah, 592 00:38:18,160 --> 00:38:20,480 Speaker 1: I guess. I guess if that's on there, I must 593 00:38:20,520 --> 00:38:25,080 Speaker 1: have done it, right, I guess this is some serious 594 00:38:25,120 --> 00:38:29,800 Speaker 1: stuff in here. So yeah, like yeah, this this is 595 00:38:29,880 --> 00:38:33,080 Speaker 1: really disturbing. This is kissing me off all right, Well 596 00:38:33,120 --> 00:38:39,160 Speaker 1: what does it say? This is shick? What's well? Right now? 597 00:38:40,440 --> 00:38:50,360 Speaker 1: By this ship? It's not it's not. Thank you, Sharon, 598 00:38:51,400 --> 00:39:00,759 Speaker 1: no problem, good to have a Okay, it's been tough 599 00:39:01,520 --> 00:39:03,759 Speaker 1: while I'm here. I'm just gonna leave this. I'm just 600 00:39:03,840 --> 00:39:07,560 Speaker 1: gonna leave this on your desk. That's my resume. Bye. 601 00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:11,719 Speaker 1: Unless you wanted to talk to me, No, is he 602 00:39:11,880 --> 00:39:15,080 Speaker 1: with you? No, he's with me. He's not with me. 603 00:39:15,160 --> 00:39:20,080 Speaker 1: He's evidently he's a fan, but he's out with sharing outside. 604 00:39:20,080 --> 00:39:22,759 Speaker 1: I'll just sit. Can you get this guy out of 605 00:39:22,800 --> 00:39:30,880 Speaker 1: your please? Which one the non celebrity problem? No? Please, please, 606 00:39:32,880 --> 00:39:34,440 Speaker 1: I'm going to have to escort you this way, and 607 00:39:34,480 --> 00:39:37,280 Speaker 1: I can show you a signature from take this resume, 608 00:39:37,920 --> 00:39:40,959 Speaker 1: take keep me, keep it. I got too many of Okay, 609 00:39:41,120 --> 00:39:46,960 Speaker 1: I'll take you. Okay, thank you. All right. Look, I'm 610 00:39:46,960 --> 00:39:51,960 Speaker 1: gonna be honest with you. Okay, Yeah, it's gonna be tough. Okay, 611 00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:54,640 Speaker 1: it's gonna be tough, but because of who you are, 612 00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:57,839 Speaker 1: it won't be as tough. If you know what I mean, 613 00:39:58,160 --> 00:40:00,360 Speaker 1: got it, got it? You know I have my repeat patient. 614 00:40:00,680 --> 00:40:03,520 Speaker 1: You know, people love Ricky Drazzle Dazzle, and I just 615 00:40:03,719 --> 00:40:06,799 Speaker 1: I gotta, I gotta keep that name up. I mean, 616 00:40:06,840 --> 00:40:08,800 Speaker 1: there's so many rumors swirling, and I gotta tell you 617 00:40:08,840 --> 00:40:12,759 Speaker 1: a lot of them are true. Yeah, I'm I go 618 00:40:12,840 --> 00:40:16,600 Speaker 1: if I fly into rages and then crazy things happen, 619 00:40:16,880 --> 00:40:18,920 Speaker 1: and not necessarily violent things. But just when I go 620 00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:21,839 Speaker 1: into a rage, I'm not myself anymore. You know, I'm 621 00:40:21,880 --> 00:40:24,279 Speaker 1: not Ricky Raza Dazzle. I'm like Ricky the Monster. You know, 622 00:40:24,680 --> 00:40:28,480 Speaker 1: we don't want that. Yeah, yeah, I'm let me. I'm 623 00:40:28,520 --> 00:40:31,680 Speaker 1: not violent when I'm in these rages, but I commit 624 00:40:31,840 --> 00:40:38,840 Speaker 1: lots of tacks, fraud, a lot of it. Yeah. So okay, alright, 625 00:40:38,920 --> 00:40:42,040 Speaker 1: so listen, Um, we know who you are, Mr Rasza Dazzle. 626 00:40:42,440 --> 00:40:44,640 Speaker 1: The system knows who you are, Mr Ressa Dazzl. So 627 00:40:45,200 --> 00:40:47,600 Speaker 1: here's the way I see things. How they're gonna go. Okay, 628 00:40:47,640 --> 00:40:49,840 Speaker 1: we're gonna go to court. It was gonna be a judge. 629 00:40:50,120 --> 00:40:54,239 Speaker 1: You're gonna Razzle dazzle or or that's my job. You're 630 00:40:54,280 --> 00:40:57,880 Speaker 1: gonna be found guilty of a lesser degree. Get you 631 00:40:57,880 --> 00:41:03,440 Speaker 1: in a nice, cushy little hotel like jail. You have visitors, friends, 632 00:41:03,520 --> 00:41:07,320 Speaker 1: video games, food, a couple of weeks there, get you 633 00:41:07,400 --> 00:41:14,919 Speaker 1: out done, all right? I mean okay, And I don't 634 00:41:14,920 --> 00:41:22,399 Speaker 1: need your resume, man, I need your valet ticket. Oh hold, 635 00:41:22,440 --> 00:41:24,120 Speaker 1: let's say you both have the same resume with that 636 00:41:24,280 --> 00:41:28,560 Speaker 1: was that's possible. I'm that's weird because total was my 637 00:41:28,719 --> 00:41:36,120 Speaker 1: resume that was on this resume. Man, So it's got 638 00:41:36,200 --> 00:41:47,279 Speaker 1: the resume. Who do it's resume? Get all this ship? 639 00:41:48,520 --> 00:41:54,320 Speaker 1: Hey Sharon, Hey, can you come in here please, no problem, Sharon, 640 00:41:54,640 --> 00:41:58,640 Speaker 1: Yes hi, Sharon, um, will you please escort Mr Resudent 641 00:41:58,920 --> 00:42:02,160 Speaker 1: to the police station. He's gonna turn himself in and 642 00:42:02,239 --> 00:42:07,640 Speaker 1: we've got a whole plan late out. Okay, Sharon, Sharon, 643 00:42:08,440 --> 00:42:09,879 Speaker 1: I need to remind you this is not a date. 644 00:42:11,160 --> 00:42:14,160 Speaker 1: You're just taking him to the police station. Okay. Well 645 00:42:14,239 --> 00:42:20,239 Speaker 1: it's thirty minutes away, so I don't happen in Okay, here, 646 00:42:21,560 --> 00:42:27,480 Speaker 1: just just take spark sharing. I can't hear myself in. 647 00:42:28,360 --> 00:42:31,719 Speaker 1: What we have now is so incredible. We gotta go 648 00:42:31,840 --> 00:42:34,440 Speaker 1: on the run, you know, I can't. Just don't quick you. 649 00:42:34,680 --> 00:42:38,319 Speaker 1: I'll visit you. Just listen. I love you so much. 650 00:42:38,360 --> 00:42:41,560 Speaker 1: But I also can't lose my job. I get that. 651 00:42:41,640 --> 00:42:44,320 Speaker 1: I get that, But come on, let me razzle Dawsy 652 00:42:44,440 --> 00:42:51,400 Speaker 1: around the world. Mm hmmmmm. It's so good, it's so 653 00:42:51,800 --> 00:42:57,719 Speaker 1: it's such a tempting offer. I'll make you. What a 654 00:42:57,840 --> 00:43:00,920 Speaker 1: cute couple man. Yeah, well, this as far as I 655 00:43:00,960 --> 00:43:03,439 Speaker 1: can go. I haven't picked up hitchhikers in a long time, 656 00:43:03,480 --> 00:43:05,840 Speaker 1: but I think you're gonna enjoy it out here. But 657 00:43:05,960 --> 00:43:08,680 Speaker 1: this is, uh, it's kind of a dead center of 658 00:43:08,719 --> 00:43:12,640 Speaker 1: a desert. But if you just go east, you'll be 659 00:43:12,719 --> 00:43:17,719 Speaker 1: able to find Paris coast Rico wherever you wherever you're going, 660 00:43:17,800 --> 00:43:21,000 Speaker 1: all right, all right, Oh that's just gonna walk back 661 00:43:21,040 --> 00:43:24,799 Speaker 1: to my car. I told you I should have driven. 662 00:43:25,800 --> 00:43:27,799 Speaker 1: All right, gentlemen, Now I brought you both in here. 663 00:43:27,920 --> 00:43:31,319 Speaker 1: I'm looking at both your resumes. My assistant Sharon just quit. 664 00:43:31,800 --> 00:43:36,680 Speaker 1: And to be honest, I found these resumes sitting on 665 00:43:36,760 --> 00:43:40,000 Speaker 1: my desk. So you're both here. I'm glad I left it. 666 00:43:40,760 --> 00:43:48,120 Speaker 1: All right, all right, I can I say that. I like, yeah, whatever, man, 667 00:43:48,400 --> 00:43:52,840 Speaker 1: this is good, this is good. What's up? He's using 668 00:43:53,320 --> 00:43:56,160 Speaker 1: my resume? Okay, not a good look for you to 669 00:43:56,200 --> 00:43:58,800 Speaker 1: start off with this. This, this, this is kind of paranom. 670 00:43:59,120 --> 00:44:02,880 Speaker 1: Compare them, hare him? Who could? Okay, no problem. So 671 00:44:03,080 --> 00:44:10,080 Speaker 1: it looks like why you have you? Are you done? Oh? No, 672 00:44:11,160 --> 00:44:21,680 Speaker 1: I should look at this resume because whatever ship at 673 00:44:21,719 --> 00:44:24,399 Speaker 1: least he's just he's my latest pitch. A couple gets 674 00:44:24,480 --> 00:44:26,239 Speaker 1: dropped off in the desert and they end up going 675 00:44:26,719 --> 00:44:30,160 Speaker 1: four miles east and ending up in this cabin and 676 00:44:30,320 --> 00:44:33,240 Speaker 1: there's uh, can you help me run these steaks? Okay? 677 00:44:33,400 --> 00:44:35,000 Speaker 1: Can you help me run the stakes? I get it. 678 00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:36,879 Speaker 1: Your journalist at one point, But now you running stakes 679 00:44:36,880 --> 00:44:38,640 Speaker 1: from me? Okay, let's go, come on. Pick him up, 680 00:44:40,200 --> 00:44:44,560 Speaker 1: very very heavy and I have very small wrists. I'm sorry. Okay, 681 00:44:44,960 --> 00:44:47,880 Speaker 1: that's an eighteen pound cedar board. We need something sturdy 682 00:44:48,280 --> 00:44:50,160 Speaker 1: to handle all the stakes on there. I just feel 683 00:44:50,200 --> 00:44:53,120 Speaker 1: like I can bring more to this table, you know. 684 00:44:54,640 --> 00:44:57,960 Speaker 1: Stop dropping off resumes and drop off the stakes up? 685 00:44:59,440 --> 00:45:06,520 Speaker 1: Thank you? Okay, I gotta go. I got here are 686 00:45:06,560 --> 00:45:10,680 Speaker 1: your flight of stakes? Okay, great, there's a New York 687 00:45:10,719 --> 00:45:17,080 Speaker 1: strip on there, the New York strip. Here's the Skirt's 688 00:45:17,120 --> 00:45:24,800 Speaker 1: a skirt. Here's a little bully, cha do anymore? Alright? 689 00:45:24,880 --> 00:45:30,239 Speaker 1: Get away from me? Put one in the mouth for 690 00:45:30,440 --> 00:45:33,000 Speaker 1: and how long have you been feending for it? Oh? 691 00:45:33,840 --> 00:45:38,320 Speaker 1: At you on the record? Did this doctor give it 692 00:45:38,400 --> 00:45:41,799 Speaker 1: to you? And did he give you too much? Yes? Wait? Wait? 693 00:45:41,840 --> 00:45:45,839 Speaker 1: Are you some kind of investigative journalist? I am? Are 694 00:45:45,920 --> 00:45:52,680 Speaker 1: you hiring? No? I'm a doctor. You never know who 695 00:45:52,800 --> 00:45:59,399 Speaker 1: needs an investigative eye, you know, and I've done. Hey, 696 00:45:59,480 --> 00:46:01,799 Speaker 1: you too, look like a nice couple. Nice couple. Now, 697 00:46:01,880 --> 00:46:04,560 Speaker 1: this is an exclusive party. This is do you guys? 698 00:46:04,640 --> 00:46:07,640 Speaker 1: Are you guys on the list for the dinner party? Well, 699 00:46:07,719 --> 00:46:10,640 Speaker 1: let me just let me show you who I am. 700 00:46:10,680 --> 00:46:18,560 Speaker 1: I'll take my sunglasses down and oh my god, please 701 00:46:19,440 --> 00:46:22,360 Speaker 1: right this way. Mr Donner will be happy to see you. 702 00:46:22,520 --> 00:46:25,560 Speaker 1: He's he's perched over there on that very old rock. 703 00:46:25,719 --> 00:46:29,560 Speaker 1: Enjoy the party. You a lot about that dinner guy. 704 00:46:29,840 --> 00:46:33,239 Speaker 1: I've seen so many of the sketches. Yeah, me too, 705 00:46:34,200 --> 00:46:42,759 Speaker 1: pencil sketches, some oil paintings too. Yeah, yeah, yeah, rum 706 00:46:44,239 --> 00:46:46,960 Speaker 1: We don't really, but we're happy to. We just love 707 00:46:47,040 --> 00:46:49,440 Speaker 1: to party. I've been in the psilocybin space for about 708 00:46:49,480 --> 00:46:51,880 Speaker 1: twelve years. I'm really looking forward to see how that 709 00:46:51,920 --> 00:46:58,359 Speaker 1: space evolves. Wow, that's really cool. My ground floor kind 710 00:46:58,440 --> 00:47:02,719 Speaker 1: of stuff, you know what I mean. Sure, yeah, Michaelsing 711 00:47:02,880 --> 00:47:06,719 Speaker 1: or big old fatties, big old fattage. I took the 712 00:47:06,960 --> 00:47:10,560 Speaker 1: entire cap and I just let her on. Okay, great, 713 00:47:11,480 --> 00:47:14,880 Speaker 1: look cheron. We're in the desert now. I smuggled in 714 00:47:15,040 --> 00:47:17,800 Speaker 1: some gazooon. Titan wanted me to take some of this 715 00:47:17,920 --> 00:47:21,200 Speaker 1: and just have a hell of a time. Sure, I 716 00:47:21,320 --> 00:47:23,160 Speaker 1: heard that if you sneeze seven times in a row, 717 00:47:23,239 --> 00:47:27,640 Speaker 1: you orc at them. Have you ever heard of that? Yes, 718 00:47:27,719 --> 00:47:30,480 Speaker 1: I've heard of that. Now you're on your I know 719 00:47:30,600 --> 00:47:34,160 Speaker 1: it looks bad that my client isn't here today, but 720 00:47:34,480 --> 00:47:40,560 Speaker 1: as you know, you can't stop the razzle dazzle. I 721 00:47:40,640 --> 00:47:42,839 Speaker 1: rest my case. Thank you so much, thank you so much. 722 00:47:43,440 --> 00:47:53,640 Speaker 1: You're correct, hate dismiss the old that's our show, everybody, 723 00:47:55,080 --> 00:47:59,239 Speaker 1: let's thank you. See what they're up to, Joey Grab 724 00:48:00,239 --> 00:48:03,919 Speaker 1: I'm up to it November now, so there's no more 725 00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:06,920 Speaker 1: ghost shows. There are, but it's not in the same spirit, 726 00:48:07,080 --> 00:48:11,480 Speaker 1: no fun intended. But I'm looking at turkey recipes as 727 00:48:11,520 --> 00:48:13,840 Speaker 1: of now. I gotta get gotta get on that. I 728 00:48:13,920 --> 00:48:15,799 Speaker 1: feel like turkeys are gonna be hard to come by, 729 00:48:16,360 --> 00:48:18,440 Speaker 1: and I gotta work on a good Brian. You know 730 00:48:18,640 --> 00:48:25,239 Speaker 1: that's the trick, Brian, Chris Alvarado, You know I have um. 731 00:48:25,920 --> 00:48:29,160 Speaker 1: I'm eating a lot of pies this season. I'm just 732 00:48:29,400 --> 00:48:32,440 Speaker 1: about finish with my eight pies in the fridge right now, 733 00:48:32,600 --> 00:48:35,040 Speaker 1: although I'm gonna be honest, there's a part of Pie 734 00:48:35,160 --> 00:48:38,040 Speaker 1: seven is left and part of Pie eight is left. 735 00:48:38,080 --> 00:48:40,920 Speaker 1: I'm eating them together. This morning I had two slices 736 00:48:40,960 --> 00:48:43,640 Speaker 1: of one pie and then a third slice of the 737 00:48:43,719 --> 00:48:47,000 Speaker 1: other pie. So I'm almost done with eight, going to ten. 738 00:48:47,600 --> 00:48:52,319 Speaker 1: No one cares anymore, but it's become my own personal care, Craig, 739 00:48:52,400 --> 00:49:01,040 Speaker 1: what's what's this? What's my own personal? What? Everest? Ever ever? Everest? Yeah? Yeah, 740 00:49:01,160 --> 00:49:03,960 Speaker 1: thank you, thank you. What was the timeline on it? 741 00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:05,920 Speaker 1: Didn't you have like a timeline? Yeah? I said, I 742 00:49:05,960 --> 00:49:09,799 Speaker 1: said ten pies by Thanksgiving? Oh by thanks. Yeah, here's 743 00:49:09,840 --> 00:49:11,440 Speaker 1: the issue, if I can just really quick, I said 744 00:49:11,480 --> 00:49:13,319 Speaker 1: I was gonna eat ten Costco pies. And I've had 745 00:49:13,400 --> 00:49:15,520 Speaker 1: friends make me pies. Two different friends make your pies. 746 00:49:15,719 --> 00:49:21,440 Speaker 1: They're not Costco size, so you know, none of those 747 00:49:21,480 --> 00:49:26,120 Speaker 1: ques doesn't count either. I know, I had a whole 748 00:49:26,120 --> 00:49:30,200 Speaker 1: pumpkin cheesecake. It looks so fucking good. I will say 749 00:49:30,239 --> 00:49:34,359 Speaker 1: I'm down two pounds, but I don't feel great. Thank you, Cole, 750 00:49:35,239 --> 00:49:40,080 Speaker 1: You're welcome. Jackie Gonzalez, Yes, thank you, thank you for 751 00:49:40,160 --> 00:49:44,320 Speaker 1: having me call. Of course, what a great time we're in. 752 00:49:44,400 --> 00:49:48,359 Speaker 1: November does the season to watch Christmas movies and then 753 00:49:48,960 --> 00:49:51,839 Speaker 1: you know, listen about it on the most wonderful pot 754 00:49:51,920 --> 00:49:56,880 Speaker 1: of the years. We're watching a lot of some stinkers, 755 00:49:56,960 --> 00:50:01,200 Speaker 1: but some good ease to Yeah. They just because the 756 00:50:01,320 --> 00:50:04,000 Speaker 1: November first rolled around like so every month the streamers 757 00:50:04,040 --> 00:50:06,480 Speaker 1: released a bunch of stuff. You know, there's so many 758 00:50:06,560 --> 00:50:10,640 Speaker 1: dog Christmas movies that just came out Netflix and stuff 759 00:50:10,880 --> 00:50:18,200 Speaker 1: I'll dog related. So that's your thing, James Ceney, Oh, 760 00:50:18,719 --> 00:50:21,239 Speaker 1: I just can't wait for people to check out game 761 00:50:21,360 --> 00:50:25,400 Speaker 1: Front on YouTube. We're doing videos. There's pretty much a 762 00:50:25,480 --> 00:50:28,640 Speaker 1: video every single day if you're into that stuff. One 763 00:50:28,719 --> 00:50:33,040 Speaker 1: new kick I've been on is Humble Choices. Uh there's 764 00:50:33,080 --> 00:50:36,120 Speaker 1: twelve games every month that I crushed through and uh 765 00:50:36,560 --> 00:50:38,759 Speaker 1: advice whether or not they're worth it. Check it out? 766 00:50:38,840 --> 00:50:42,839 Speaker 1: You love it? Nice, Greig diet Howski, Thanks for having 767 00:50:42,880 --> 00:50:44,759 Speaker 1: me cold. I feel like today's episode was my own 768 00:50:44,800 --> 00:50:50,239 Speaker 1: personal Everest in that I suffered improv frostbite and my 769 00:50:50,840 --> 00:50:54,040 Speaker 1: my frozen corpse will remain in this episode till the 770 00:50:54,160 --> 00:50:59,560 Speaker 1: end of time. We all got a little dinner party today. Uh. 771 00:51:00,120 --> 00:51:03,279 Speaker 1: I'm at Cold Stratton or at Stradding Calling Socials SF 772 00:51:03,320 --> 00:51:07,040 Speaker 1: Sketch Fester twentie festival coming up. Lineup out November nineteen. 773 00:51:07,200 --> 00:51:09,839 Speaker 1: Tickets on sale November twenty one. Go to sketch fest 774 00:51:09,880 --> 00:51:12,480 Speaker 1: dot com. There's a very decent chance a k it's 775 00:51:12,680 --> 00:51:15,800 Speaker 1: happening that alchemy this will be there at the festival. 776 00:51:18,760 --> 00:51:22,480 Speaker 1: I pulled some strings the thing that I run. Uh 777 00:51:22,719 --> 00:51:24,840 Speaker 1: so yeah, Well, announced the dat and all that stuff. 778 00:51:24,960 --> 00:51:28,840 Speaker 1: We get closer, but yeah, let's thank our engineer, producer 779 00:51:28,960 --> 00:51:33,400 Speaker 1: Doug Bain, and the fine folks that I heart media 780 00:51:33,480 --> 00:51:38,440 Speaker 1: dot com. Bum bum, bum bum. Please write to us 781 00:51:38,520 --> 00:51:45,840 Speaker 1: at Alchemy this email at gmail dot com. That's until 782 00:51:45,960 --> 00:51:46,560 Speaker 1: next time.