Speaker 1: The Nikki Glaser Podcast.
Speaker 2: Glaser, Hello here, I am welcome to the show. It's
Speaker 2: Nicky Laser Podcast. I am in Los Angeles once again.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be here for a little bit because I'm
Speaker 2: hosting the Golden Globe January fifth. Check it out on
Speaker 2: CBS Live and then it'll be streaming on Paramount Plus
Speaker 2: after that. But you better watch it live. I'm coming
Speaker 2: in hot, I'm coming in I know it really did.
Speaker 2: I did a promo shoot day. I will say, oh, wait,
Speaker 2: by the way, Brian Frandi's here, Sean O'Connor's here, and
Speaker 2: Andrew Collin is here. We did a promo shoot day.
Speaker 2: We did a promo shoot on early November. I want
Speaker 2: to say, was that I don't even know. But it's
Speaker 2: like so weird because those days you just like we
Speaker 2: wrote like Brian me and Sean wrote like an n
Speaker 2: JP wrote a bunch of jokes for it, and then
Speaker 2: it like then you get there and Sean, you were
Speaker 2: like somewhere you couldn't be on set.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was in Utah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you're a cliff hanging.
Speaker 1: I was cliff hanging in Utah with Ali and her parents,
Speaker 1: which is really fun. Wait, you literally Cliff no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I scrambled, but I don't cliffhang. I think it's crazy.
Speaker 2: To scrambled is the funniest thing to picture someone doing.
Speaker 1: It's just like.
Speaker 2: It doesn't look it doesn't look like you're falling. It
Speaker 2: just being like you're just skittish and you're running from something.
Speaker 2: Have you ever seen that lizard being chased or a
Speaker 2: lizard chasing a No, a lizard is being chased by
Speaker 2: komodo dragon.
Speaker 1: Have you ever seen that? Oh no, it's like an epic.
Speaker 2: Saga that someone captured, like a David Attenborough. But it's
Speaker 2: like a lizard running from like I think, a Komodo dragon,
Speaker 2: and you're like rooting for the lizard and then you're
Speaker 2: rooting for the dragon and then it's like it's one
Speaker 2: of the best chasing.
Speaker 1: On a cliff, right, isn't there a moment where they
Speaker 1: got on a cliff?
Speaker 2: Then both possibly, but it looks it's cinematic shot cinematically
Speaker 2: and it's just like this clip that was circulating. Well anyway,
Speaker 2: they were scrambling everywhere. I'm glad both those guys are
Speaker 2: dead and all of their families and we'll never know
Speaker 2: anything about them, even though I just did listen to
Speaker 2: a podcast or at least five minutes of it with
Speaker 2: Sam Harris talking to a guy who's trying to bring
Speaker 2: back the wooly mammoth because he wants biodiversity and it
Speaker 2: could like save the world to bring back the wooly
Speaker 2: mammoth until everyone starts shooting at all the trumps.
Speaker 1: You have to try to get the tusks.
Speaker 4: You got to put it in your interesting.
Speaker 1: Learning why that would save the planet.
Speaker 2: But I I wish I could tell you, but I
Speaker 2: fell asleep.
Speaker 1: Sam Harris's dulcin tones.
Speaker 4: Were like really good at math.
Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, they'll literally save the planet by coming up
Speaker 2: with the equation by I love that there's the easiest
Speaker 2: way to save the planet is.
Speaker 3: To abolish the fossil fuel industry.
Speaker 5: And we're like, no, let's bring back the math and
Speaker 5: see if that were just we can't get we can't
Speaker 5: around who means my dad?
Speaker 2: Still I still get triggered because my dad, every single
Speaker 2: time I would leave a light on in the house,
Speaker 2: he was like, there is a big plant somewhere with
Speaker 2: a smoke sack billowing out some and part of that
Speaker 2: smoke is because you left on this light. Like a
Speaker 2: bird is choking on smoke right now, the smoke your
Speaker 2: light that you left on because you didn't even need
Speaker 2: it while we're out to dinner and it's just in
Speaker 2: your bedroom. Because those smoke sacks, Like when you're a kid,
Speaker 2: at least when I was just was so sensitive to
Speaker 2: like why are we ruining this beautiful planet? Like smoke sacks.
Speaker 6: Are just are so ominous looking.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean it's like instinctually you know this is
Speaker 1: a bad thing when you're a little kid.
Speaker 4: Yes, I do love you turning your light off though,
Speaker 4: and the plants like math, fuck gotta shut down. Yeah,
Speaker 4: you did it this tonight.
Speaker 6: It is true.
Speaker 2: Like we all like think, well it's not true because
Speaker 2: we I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I it's no. Putting it on the individual consumer is
Speaker 1: a failure.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's a move from Exxon Exon created in nineteen seventy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, will you tell us about that?
Speaker 1: That's like opening so basically that.
Speaker 5: They've known about how like the industrial revolution is the
Speaker 5: whole cause of the destruction of this planet since the
Speaker 5: seventies at least, but in the seventies they put.
Speaker 3: It all on the consumer.
Speaker 5: And that's where like car footprint comes from, and like
Speaker 5: recycling is all to put it on you so they
Speaker 5: don't have to change a single.
Speaker 2: Thing, right, and it gives you a false sense of
Speaker 2: control that you're.
Speaker 3: Doing something yeah, good for the planet.
Speaker 5: And then that's why, like any celebrity if you look
Speaker 5: on their instagram, like anytime they go political, it's like,
Speaker 5: but you fly a private jet and it's like, yet, honestly,
Speaker 5: they could stop that for the rest of their lives
Speaker 5: and if fossil fuel ended tomorrow, it were.
Speaker 1: Fine, Yeah, God, we didn't. Adam ruins everything on that
Speaker 1: on that same thing, like the commercialization of your individual
Speaker 1: responsibility for saving this planet and the Earth Day and
Speaker 1: recycling in general, which is.
Speaker 5: A scam, like everything from the eighties and nineties that
Speaker 5: were like about like raw raw rah, no litter, and
Speaker 5: then all that stuff all to just make us feel
Speaker 5: like we can have some control over.
Speaker 2: What would happen if they stopped doing the fossil fuel
Speaker 2: industry stopped.
Speaker 1: Like, how would it affect our lives?
Speaker 5: I mean immediately it would be bad for us. I
Speaker 5: think we have to we have to ease out of it.
Speaker 1: But right, but what if they if they turned off
Speaker 1: the fossil fuel industry today, we wouldn't be able to
Speaker 1: drive or turn on lights or.
Speaker 5: We need like we need like you know, like to
Speaker 5: just start finding alternative fuel sources.
Speaker 2: But that's but that's why, like Trump is constantly making
Speaker 2: fun of windmills because it's a threat to fossil fuel industry.
Speaker 2: So we're trying to find we're trying to find alternative sources,
Speaker 2: but they're just bullying them and like making fun of
Speaker 2: them and saying they're gay.
Speaker 1: Yes, exactly, like a windmill sounds okay, is like.
Speaker 3: We're not Dutch, we're playing. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I saw Twisters recently, and man, the windmills really took
Speaker 1: a beating in that movie. Oh yeah, it was like,
Speaker 1: you know what, movies aren't good? Okay.
Speaker 5: Solar energy, I think is kind of probably the future.
Speaker 5: Like there's something that solar farm as you're driving to
Speaker 5: Vegas that's like so big that could like power Vegas
Speaker 5: for a month every day, like it generates enough.
Speaker 1: I talked to the person who was an engineer on
Speaker 1: that very solar farm, and I asked the question, if
Speaker 1: you if you ever drove from La to Vegas, you're
Speaker 1: gonna drive in through the desert, and you're gonna see
Speaker 1: two towers that are glowing like the Eye of Sourn
Speaker 1: in the in the distance, and you're like, what the
Speaker 1: fuck is that? And then around it are all these
Speaker 1: things that look like solar panels. And what I learned
Speaker 1: is that the fuel source is not what's on the ground.
Speaker 1: Those are not solar panels.
Speaker 3: The solar farm. Those aren't solar panels.
Speaker 1: They're mirrors, and the fuel source is the eye of Sourn.
Speaker 1: The sun is going down onto the mirrors, and the
Speaker 1: mirrors are all reflecting up to the eye, and that's
Speaker 1: where the power is.
Speaker 3: That's awesome.
Speaker 6: Oh my god, it is right. Well, did that just
Speaker 6: like drain you.
Speaker 2: You're not gonna be scrambling anytime soon after that sense.
Speaker 1: But let's get back to what you were talk about.
Speaker 1: This the probos.
Speaker 2: Oh, some of them are so funny. They're like some
Speaker 2: of them are just like missus. But some of them
Speaker 2: I was watching yesterday are really funny, and I'm excited
Speaker 2: because they're like really weird, like the Jeff Bridges one
Speaker 2: was there's there was something I was like really proud of,
Speaker 2: and then others I said, you have to kill that.
Speaker 1: That makes no sense.
Speaker 2: There's one where I'm like, like they wanted to have
Speaker 2: us to do something about how like the Golden Globes
Speaker 2: are like a party night and like it's off the
Speaker 2: rails and people are drinking. But like this this is
Speaker 2: a lesson in comedy. Everyone listening, Like so that's the premise, right,
Speaker 2: Like we want a joke that talks about how everyone's partying.
Speaker 6: And it's like I think the line was like.
Speaker 2: It'll be a night, uh a little bit of night
Speaker 2: you remember forever, except any of the celebrities in the
Speaker 2: audience because they're gonna be blackout.
Speaker 1: Uh, because they'll be blackout.
Speaker 2: So but that doesn't work because I have to establish
Speaker 2: that people are drinking first, like just coming out hot
Speaker 2: to an audience at CBS who are watching like Matt Lock,
Speaker 2: and then all of a sudden, I'm like, and everyone's
Speaker 2: gonna be black out. They're gonna be like what is
Speaker 2: I mean? I guess it'll get eyes on it, but
Speaker 2: it doesn't make any sense contextually, Like it's yeah, like
Speaker 2: I need to set up the fact that people are drinking,
Speaker 2: and so I'm and the problem is I'm like writing
Speaker 2: in like this needs a set up, and they're like, yeah,
Speaker 2: why did you write.
Speaker 1: It that's enough? Oh my god, that's a good point.
Speaker 4: The same time you took writing thisney to set up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, I can't shoot it like it's not there's
Speaker 2: nowhere in the edited footage that it's like exists.
Speaker 5: So there should be at least three pickup days for
Speaker 5: all promo shoots, and we could.
Speaker 2: Figure promos are just a humiliating thing, like you. I
Speaker 2: think when they first started coming in, I was like,
Speaker 2: these are embarrassing, and then you guys all reminded me
Speaker 2: like no one's ever looked cool in a promo ever.
Speaker 6: Yeah, ever, they're so they're awful.
Speaker 5: There's a reason why they stopped doing promos for like
Speaker 5: that stretch where like they would do the lower third walk.
Speaker 2: On and go okay and point to the like Thursday
Speaker 2: night at night, it's.
Speaker 5: Like this is it's just as embarrassing as having you
Speaker 5: talk to camera. Yes, like yeah, Sheldon post.
Speaker 2: Leaning up against the CBS logo. Oh my god, you're
Speaker 2: so right.
Speaker 1: But I've been enjoying watching CBS. Football games are on
Speaker 1: CBS and then you pop up probably like two or
Speaker 1: three times a day on when you're watching football, and
Speaker 1: I haven't seen any of the quote unquote funny promos.
Speaker 1: Yet it's always just like Nikki Glazer hosts the Golden
Speaker 1: Globes on January fifth, then it's just you like going.
Speaker 2: All right, well, I'll take that over something confusing.
Speaker 5: I guess I just want the Nicole Kidman one to
Speaker 5: air because I feel.
Speaker 3: Like that one is going to go down in history.
Speaker 4: What is that one?
Speaker 2: I wonder if they'll even air it and if someone is,
Speaker 2: if someone sees it, will you please record it and
Speaker 2: send it to us, because that's the thing, Like no
Speaker 2: one I've said this before, when you have stuff that airs,
Speaker 2: like no one in your life records it or tells
Speaker 2: you about it because they like they know it's airing,
Speaker 2: And I'm like, no, I don't. I don't know when
Speaker 2: I'm on TV, record it for me, send it to
Speaker 2: me on Instagram.
Speaker 3: Please tell us because if they don't air that, we
Speaker 3: could use that in the show.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Okay, So if you see the Nicole Kidman comment about
Speaker 2: her at the Golden Globes, we're not gonna give it away.
Speaker 1: We can say that it's a seating one, right, is that?
Speaker 3: What was? Oh?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's about like me talking about the seating arrangement.
Speaker 2: I don't even think it made the cut.
Speaker 6: Do you remember?
Speaker 3: Did it?
Speaker 5: Just it was it was like that we saw like
Speaker 5: after Okay, Black Friday, like.
Speaker 2: You know me, there was but I think I talked
Speaker 2: about before there was one joke in there that would
Speaker 2: have made me lose the show because we were so.
Speaker 3: Hard it is so it's like the most aggressive.
Speaker 6: Wait, can I just whisper to Andrew?
Speaker 2: Okay, it was like like it was me. It was
Speaker 2: about me, like roasting. Am I going to roast? Or
Speaker 2: am I going to toast? Like no, I should have
Speaker 2: roast people. I'm gonna toast And it's like here's blah
Speaker 2: blah blah, and then I would I would roast, you know,
Speaker 2: but it sounds like I'm being nice.
Speaker 6: But it was like it's too harsh.
Speaker 2: There's a word in there that's but that would be
Speaker 2: maybe good also to like there's a lot of jokes
Speaker 2: we wrote for that were like, oh, I like that
Speaker 2: on that.
Speaker 5: Joke's very funny, and I feel like that would work
Speaker 5: in the show. But you know, like a promo that's
Speaker 5: airing during like fb I Los Angeles.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well not even. But I think the problem is
Speaker 2: is that it says it people would misconstrue it. And
Speaker 2: I know this is annoying to the listener who's like, well,
Speaker 2: we don't know what you're talking about. It implies it
Speaker 2: has like a man who's dated famous women and then
Speaker 2: it's talking about how he's kind of been not great
Speaker 2: to these women. That's like the gist of the joke
Speaker 2: is it's talking about that, and it sounds a little
Speaker 2: bit like I'm throwing the women under the bus. But
Speaker 2: if you're not listening closely, I'm absolutely not.
Speaker 1: It also empowers and empowers the man to have the
Speaker 1: ability to defile something. Woman should have control over whether
Speaker 1: or not she's been defiled. Right, But it's just a joke.
Speaker 1: It's just a joke. It's a hilarious joke. Well, well
Speaker 1: you know what you know? Yeah, no, sorry, go ahead,
Speaker 1: you know what you should do. Go ahead, and you
Speaker 1: know what you should do. Though, you should try it.
Speaker 4: I don't know if they were sold panel.
Speaker 1: You should try it on stage and see what happens, right,
Speaker 1: because we don't know, we don't know what if it bombs.
Speaker 6: Well, none of those three people are going to be
Speaker 6: in the audience.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I think still just try it on stage once. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I do like that hat a lot. It's a great
Speaker 1: the great height. I want to get a cold set
Speaker 1: that's like that.
Speaker 2: Maybe you can do it on Kimmel, like maybe talk
Speaker 2: about like that might be a place for because if
Speaker 2: I'm commenting on the fact that it's a crazy joke
Speaker 2: and then I tell the joke, it's like I'm so
Speaker 2: glad I've got this pulled from you know, or something
Speaker 2: like that.
Speaker 1: It could be interesting because the people listening to this
Speaker 1: will have seen Kimmel last.
Speaker 2: Night and so they know possibly, but I doubt I will.
Speaker 2: I don't know, well it oh yeah, yeah, yeah, that's
Speaker 2: the best one.
Speaker 3: He'll love it. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I'm doing Howard Stern the day after the Golden Globes
Speaker 2: the morning after, so I.
Speaker 6: Will not have slept the night.
Speaker 4: We'll do it on here after.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah that I could do that.
Speaker 2: Also doing this podcast the day after as well. Those
Speaker 2: are my own only two things that I'm doing.
Speaker 4: Remember me, there was a joke about James Cameron that
Speaker 4: the same vein and everyone loved. Everyone was like, I mean,
Speaker 4: it was a shocker.
Speaker 1: What's a word show? Do you remember? Wasn't it wasn't.
Speaker 4: Always about how the woman got away from him, like
Speaker 4: was in a relationship for like three years and.
Speaker 3: Yeah, annoying.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, yeah, I.
Speaker 1: Recall this now now you say that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a similar vein, And that joke was great.
Speaker 4: I don't know, it got it did get up. But
Speaker 4: I don't know if that's such a bad thing.
Speaker 5: I feel like with James Cameron that was on the show,
Speaker 5: it wasn't a promo.
Speaker 3: She was there and he was there.
Speaker 4: I don't I don't know if he was.
Speaker 2: I haven't been following the controversy surrounding Zero Dark thirty,
Speaker 2: But when it comes to torture, I trust the woman
Speaker 2: who spent three years married to James Cameron. Sure that
Speaker 2: was good, Yeah, yeah, right, yeah, I wrote Tina Amy. Yeah.
Speaker 5: But like James Cameron isn't like, you know, like struggling
Speaker 5: with like mental health and addiction.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: That's the thing, is like the punchline of our joke
Speaker 2: is a guy who's very publicly Yeah, but he James
Speaker 2: Cameron is probably just a psychopath, you know, like he's
Speaker 2: probably just has some kind of personality disorder.
Speaker 1: That we can have sympathy.
Speaker 5: Here spent six months of the year underwater, like tried
Speaker 5: to find new OCTOPI.
Speaker 2: Like what people that are like. I was watching a
Speaker 2: clip on Kimmel last night. It was Jeremy Strong was
Speaker 2: on last night talking about, you know, how he thinks
Speaker 2: takes things seriously, but he was, you know, kim Will
Speaker 2: set him up to tell like a story, and then
Speaker 2: he just started talking about, you know, someone who did
Speaker 2: The granddaughter of Julius and Ethel Rosenberg, who were executed unfairly,
Speaker 2: did a documentary about Roy Kohne, who he plays and
Speaker 2: Roy Cohne was the guy who sent his grand her
Speaker 2: grandparents to the electric chair, and she did a really
Speaker 2: empathetic documentary about them, even though they obviously killed her grandparents,
Speaker 2: but she was able to see him as a complex
Speaker 2: character and hold him detest but also have empathy. And
Speaker 2: he said, and it made me realize, you know what
Speaker 2: I do. I take very seriously because the people there
Speaker 2: are people on the other end of it, watching it
Speaker 2: in theaters and watching it at home, and I take
Speaker 2: them very seriously. And I've been accused of taking things
Speaker 2: very seriously, but I do take them seriously. And he
Speaker 2: just like stuck it like, I'm sorry, this is just
Speaker 2: who I am. And I just love it. I can't
Speaker 2: even make fun of it. I love it so much.
Speaker 2: And so I commented, I take Jeremy Strong taking things seriously,
Speaker 2: very seriously, because I do. And now I'm like, I'm
Speaker 2: on board. And the still image that they used, you know,
Speaker 2: like when you see a reel and it's like locked
Speaker 2: on an image, it's of him kind of smirking, and
Speaker 2: you watch the whole clip, and they it was a
Speaker 2: millisecond that they found of his lip going up to
Speaker 2: look like he was having a good time or like
Speaker 2: you know, yeah, they found the only like it was
Speaker 2: like a flash, you know how people have like flashes
Speaker 2: of like emotions.
Speaker 6: They found the millisecond. It was really funny.
Speaker 5: I think people love making fun of him because they
Speaker 5: themselves wish they could take what they do seriously. Yeah,
Speaker 5: And like seeing somebody work really hard on something that
Speaker 5: you find like frivolous is like you're like have some shame.
Speaker 1: Yes, that's how I feel when someone does a puzzle. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what are you?
Speaker 6: Oh, puzzle confound me?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm not a puzzle person. I'm not.
Speaker 2: It seems like a real Like I'm like, was that
Speaker 2: earning you anything? In this world? Like and puzzles don't
Speaker 2: to me mean and I'm a three, so they don't
Speaker 2: like prove your intelligence and any.
Speaker 1: You glued it together and framed it and then put
Speaker 1: it up on the wall.
Speaker 2: Then I'm guessing COVID had it just happened again or
Speaker 2: something like what? Why would I ever do it? Like
Speaker 2: sometimes I'm with people that want to do puzzles and
Speaker 2: it's it's it. I have anxiety over it because it's
Speaker 2: so boring.
Speaker 5: Yes, I don't like self satisfaction. I like external validation.
Speaker 5: So like a puzzle, like if you did a puzzle
Speaker 5: and like waiting for somebody say, great job, you did
Speaker 5: it right, Like, that's not gonna happen. It's not gonna
Speaker 5: feel totally like I need. I need to create something
Speaker 5: that people are like, that's really great.
Speaker 3: Well I'm a.
Speaker 6: Perfect example of this.
Speaker 2: There's a thing on the New York Times Crossword app
Speaker 2: that's like a mini daily crossword and it's just like,
Speaker 2: you know, it's a mini one it it could take
Speaker 2: under a minute, and it could take under fifteen seconds
Speaker 2: if you're super good at it. And I used to
Speaker 2: I never was interested in doing it, because why would
Speaker 2: you do it just so you can be like I'm fast,
Speaker 2: but like then they created this thing called leaderboard and
Speaker 2: you can invite your friends and then you compete every
Speaker 2: day against your friends. I am so competitive. I like
Speaker 2: before I even pull it up, I like take a
Speaker 2: deep breath because you can't have one typo like yes, yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm against Anya's sister is like changed our game because
Speaker 2: I am against my sister, Emily, Anya, Chris.
Speaker 6: I forget who else is on it, but like, send
Speaker 6: me a request.
Speaker 2: If you want to compete with me on it, even
Speaker 2: though I don't think you can because you have my number.
Speaker 2: But but Anya's sister is so good that I'm like
Speaker 2: almost like she cheating, like how could this be? But
Speaker 2: she's just like so fast, and it's like it's it's
Speaker 2: changed my life, like it's made me so I'm so
Speaker 2: into it every day.
Speaker 6: I wouldn't care at all unless it was competitive at all.
Speaker 3: I got twenty seven seconds on Tuesday.
Speaker 1: You're on Oh my god, I know Sean, And.
Speaker 5: I like brought it up to my wife when I
Speaker 5: got home last night and like, did you do the many?
Speaker 3: I got it in twenty seconds?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, come on, I want to look up
Speaker 2: my time.
Speaker 6: I'm already competitive with you.
Speaker 1: I have a complaint I about this. I had the
Speaker 1: New York Times Crossword games app and I was paying
Speaker 1: for it, and I was like, oh, I love this,
Speaker 1: And then New York Times advertised to me that you
Speaker 1: can buy the New York Times app, which includes the
Speaker 1: newspaper end games right.
Speaker 2: Oh and then sorry, it just opened the crossword and
Speaker 2: the time start. Oh no, no, no no, I can't.
Speaker 3: I can't just burn.
Speaker 1: I'm never gonna catch up. That was so scary, sister.
Speaker 6: Now, oh, Tuesday, I bombed. You had twenty seven seconds
Speaker 6: on Tuesday.
Speaker 3: As soon as I there was a lot of exit.
Speaker 2: You beat you beat the girl Maya's you beat Maya
Speaker 2: Anya sister who has four I'm beaming right now. I
Speaker 2: got one minute and thirty eight seconds. Chris got two
Speaker 2: twenty one and he's really fast. That's amazing, Sean.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but I struggle every other day for some reason,
Speaker 5: Like I was like, lock is.
Speaker 1: It's so fun.
Speaker 2: I really recommend people get at the mini. But and
Speaker 2: it's free. I think, wait, so you got this app.
Speaker 1: And so now they advertised me the New York Times app,
Speaker 1: which is a separate app. Yeah, you can buy. And
Speaker 1: then you get like the newspaper, you get access to
Speaker 1: the newspaper.
Speaker 6: Sure I have that one too, yeah, right.
Speaker 1: So but it also said you get access to the
Speaker 1: games and the crossword puzzles. And so I was canceled
Speaker 1: my crossword Puzzle New York Times app and I just
Speaker 1: kept this one, like why would I have both? And
Speaker 1: then and then I see that in the New York
Speaker 1: Times app you can only play the crossword from that day,
Speaker 1: so if you miss it, you can't go back to
Speaker 1: like Mondays where you can actually finish it. And so
Speaker 1: I was like, this is so now I'm going to
Speaker 1: cancel my New York Times app just so you know,
Speaker 1: if you're going to download that and pay for you're
Speaker 1: not getting the full catalog of crossword puzzle.
Speaker 2: No, you need the catalog. I have never done September
Speaker 2: eleventh one or September twelfth. Like sometimes I go back
Speaker 2: to two thousand and one and I'm like, or big
Speaker 2: days of news things, and I'm like someone like did
Speaker 2: the crossword the day after September eleventh? Yea, and like
Speaker 2: are there any clues that have anything in it? It
Speaker 2: was it's really fun to go at in time.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 5: I mean there was probably somebody like sitting at their
Speaker 5: desk doing that exactly.
Speaker 1: There was no computers either, one hundred percent. I would
Speaker 1: think at.
Speaker 5: Least nineteenth po like I don't my brain doesn't turn
Speaker 5: on till ten.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and they didn't have phone smartphones back then that
Speaker 2: all they had was crossword puzzles.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like pen in their mouths, like thing.
Speaker 6: Oh no, what was that?
Speaker 3: What's that?
Speaker 6: What's that thing coming at?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 6: That's flying low?
Speaker 4: Oh god, I.
Speaker 1: Get a five letter word for about to die, a
Speaker 1: thing that's about to kill us? Play yeah, plane, it's.
Speaker 4: Got to be a I know, with the Jeremy Strong
Speaker 4: guy to sit there like all day in the in
Speaker 4: the trailer and for because you're only acting for an
Speaker 4: hour to.
Speaker 6: Roy Cone inside trailer.
Speaker 4: Oh, and you're like sitting next to him and you're like,
Speaker 4: so how about the you know, the Jets today or whatever?
Speaker 1: And he's just like and I have so much fun
Speaker 1: with it. I'd be like like, yeah, but I can
Speaker 1: see why.
Speaker 4: Brian Brian Cox was the one that got annoyed, right,
Speaker 4: because he's been acting for one hundred years and he's like, Okay,
Speaker 4: it's not that series.
Speaker 5: People like they go to school and they're like, will
Speaker 5: you act and it's a job, and like here, like
Speaker 5: a method acting is such an American thing where it's
Speaker 5: like if you have to like live the part, and
Speaker 5: it's so foreign to them, being like you just go
Speaker 5: and do it and then you leave and go home
Speaker 5: and have like.
Speaker 3: A nice cottage.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Jeremy Strong is like, no, I'm living as a
Speaker 5: gay lawyer in nineteen seventy three.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's why method actors go nuts. That's why Daniel
Speaker 1: day Lewis retired, even though he's the greatest actor of
Speaker 1: all time. Yeah, he was method, and he just like,
Speaker 1: I can't do this. I can't just do this every
Speaker 1: day of my life. It's become someone else.
Speaker 5: It's so weird too, because like when you watch like
Speaker 5: Robert de Niro on a talk show, he's like just
Speaker 5: a husk of a person because like he you know,
Speaker 5: like he puts everything into the character. But then he
Speaker 5: has like nothing to talk about because he has not
Speaker 5: lived a life.
Speaker 1: He has strong opinions about Kamala.
Speaker 3: He loves Trump.
Speaker 5: He hates Trump so much so much turns everything to do
Speaker 5: with Trump.
Speaker 3: Like, yeah, he really At the beginning.
Speaker 5: Of Megapolis, there was a like a talk about what
Speaker 5: this movie is, and Robert de Niro's one quote is
Speaker 5: Donald Trump could never make Meg.
Speaker 4: Something must have happened in New York City with them too,
Speaker 4: at like.
Speaker 1: A bar, at a fishing restaurant.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, and Big timed him or his wife or something.
Speaker 4: I don't know today.
Speaker 3: Donald Trump could absolutely make Megalappel.
Speaker 1: You saw it, right?
Speaker 2: Wait, I watched Amelia.
Speaker 1: We would probably have to go to break right, Oh
Speaker 1: my god, I stopped saying attention.
Speaker 6: Yeah, let's do, we'll go to break.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what I watched last night, after break.
Speaker 6: Yeah, seven minutes ago.
Speaker 1: Okay, we'll be back after that.
Speaker 2: Last night I watched half of Amelia Perez so so
Speaker 2: two hours? No no, I yeah, it was so long.
Speaker 1: It's it's a musical, so there are allowed to be
Speaker 1: a little longer.
Speaker 2: I guess I cannot believe this movie. And I'm guessing
Speaker 2: ninety nine percent of our listeners have no idea what
Speaker 2: I'm talking about.
Speaker 1: Have you heard of it?
Speaker 4: I tried, I started it. I can't read that much
Speaker 4: and it's all Spanish. There's no English.
Speaker 6: No, there's somethingland it gets it.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it gets yeah, that's awlish. Campaign it gets
Speaker 2: in English for people struggling.
Speaker 5: Let me know.
Speaker 1: It's interesting because when they go to China, the Chinese
Speaker 1: doctor speaks at English.
Speaker 2: Oh right, yeah, I just here's my thing is that I,
Speaker 2: Chris and I were confounded because we're like, is this
Speaker 2: the way musicals are in Mexico, Like, because none of
Speaker 2: the songs really sound like songs. They're just talking like this,
Speaker 2: and then they took like this it says like doesn't
Speaker 2: ever break into like a chorus, or it just seems
Speaker 2: to all be versus.
Speaker 1: This movie has nothing to do with Mexico. In fact,
Speaker 1: Mexicans hate French. Yeah, it's a French movie.
Speaker 6: Oh that explains ever.
Speaker 5: That is how French musicals are, Like, there's like it
Speaker 5: explains everything, like them umbrellas of Schomberg and like a Girl,
Speaker 5: the young girls of Rochefort like, which are amazing.
Speaker 2: It's even giving Omily, even though Omily is not a musical.
Speaker 5: Yeah, French, Like French movies always feel very French, Like
Speaker 5: the substance feels French.
Speaker 2: That's as soon as you said that, I go, oh,
Speaker 2: that's the thing Chris and I could not put our
Speaker 2: finger on last night, was it's it's French. Yeah, because
Speaker 2: it's it's okay, it's so if you don't know what
Speaker 2: it is. It's about a drug cartel mob boss, got
Speaker 2: guy in Mexico who hires a lawyer. Why I don't know,
Speaker 2: because he wants to hire a lawyer. Zoey's al Donna
Speaker 2: to find he wants to become a woman and he's
Speaker 2: transgendered and he's desired. He's like this really gruff, terrifying
Speaker 2: cartel leader and he kidnaps her and he's like, ye,
Speaker 2: I want you to find me a doctor to perform
Speaker 2: a sex change or you know, everything operation so I
Speaker 2: can be a woman and then and then ever ever
Speaker 2: you know, and then it happens, and then we see
Speaker 2: their lives like play out after that. And it's a
Speaker 2: musical also, and they break into song all every single
Speaker 2: time they break into song, I forget it's a musical. Yeah,
Speaker 2: there's never It's always jarring to me because they'll be
Speaker 2: talking like this, and.
Speaker 6: Then they'll go but then this this, and then they'll start.
Speaker 2: And I go, what is why are they talking like that?
Speaker 2: And I'm like, it's a musical.
Speaker 1: Like when they're in when Zoe Saldana is interviewing one
Speaker 1: of the doctors that is so mad he starts singing singer. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I just I always wanted Zoe to be like, why
Speaker 1: are you talking like that?
Speaker 2: Yes? Yes, because what is this thing about?
Speaker 6: Like let's just put your lady like.
Speaker 2: Actually, I really ended up liking the doctor because it
Speaker 2: seemed like a choice that he's not.
Speaker 6: A good singer.
Speaker 2: But why does every woman in a musical have to
Speaker 2: be a good singer but every man can just be
Speaker 2: shit wicked?
Speaker 3: Did that?
Speaker 5: Dude?
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm kind of tired of this, Like the
Speaker 2: women have to be these operatic superstars and then the
Speaker 2: men can literally be bad singer.
Speaker 1: You're just thankful that the men agreed to be in
Speaker 1: a musical.
Speaker 5: But no, I mean like even like La La Land,
Speaker 5: like Ryan Gosling is bad and Emma Stone is like
Speaker 5: she's got like the voice of an angel.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't get it.
Speaker 2: And also, when are we going to see Marie Collis
Speaker 2: Angela Jolie singing opera? I'm dying to see this. Why
Speaker 2: and why is everyone a good singer? How is everyone?
Speaker 2: I'm serious, singing is really hard, Like we need to
Speaker 2: give credit to actors who are suddenly good singers and
Speaker 2: we didn't know about it because that shit's fucking hard
Speaker 2: and acting.
Speaker 1: Growing up also took singing.
Speaker 6: Yes, makes sense to me.
Speaker 1: Do you ever know you might become either an actor
Speaker 1: a serious actor, you might become a musical person.
Speaker 6: Ye kind of Okay, that makes sense.
Speaker 1: That's so I can't explain why I was a lawyer
Speaker 1: that he chose because he needed an executor for the
Speaker 1: estate because he was going to provide a trust to
Speaker 1: his children after he disappeared.
Speaker 6: Okay, well, then riddle me this.
Speaker 2: Why why Sorry to everyone listening that hasn't seen this,
Speaker 2: but you will also be confused by this. Why did
Speaker 2: Selena Gomez straight up move in with this ant when
Speaker 2: she has no idea? Like how did that happen? Where
Speaker 2: he's always held on is just like you're moving in
Speaker 2: with the ant and like Chelena Gomas just has.
Speaker 1: To I didn't get that far, so I don't know.
Speaker 6: Oh damn.
Speaker 5: Finish.
Speaker 2: Didn't you try watching it in your car when you
Speaker 2: were driving and almost die?
Speaker 1: I was like, I started watching it in my car
Speaker 1: to save time because I had a thirty minute drive
Speaker 1: and not that I'm gonna be like paying attention to it,
Speaker 1: but yeah, I didn't realize there was a subtitles movie.
Speaker 1: I was like, I can't even watch this all.
Speaker 4: Watching that movie while driving impossible.
Speaker 6: Yeah, but even in a hands free car, it's possible.
Speaker 5: If you got into a car accident, the cop was
Speaker 5: pick up your phone and like he killed himself.
Speaker 2: I just can't believe this got made and like anyone
Speaker 2: signed on for it.
Speaker 1: It's just like it is.
Speaker 2: I'm compelled by it. I like it, but I'm I'm
Speaker 2: just confused how things get made?
Speaker 1: Well, you know, I mean never mind.
Speaker 5: Definitely, it does feel like you're gonna say, now everything's
Speaker 5: coming from like, uh, international funding, so you got that,
Speaker 5: and like fr France is like, whatever is the most artistic,
Speaker 5: let's do it.
Speaker 2: And then like it does feel like the opening ceremony
Speaker 2: of movies. Yeah, like the Paris opening ceremony. Everyone's just like,
Speaker 2: what's happening? Why are there jugglers on a quoat in
Speaker 2: the sun with Sele?
Speaker 1: Yeah there was.
Speaker 5: But also it feels like for a movie to stand
Speaker 5: out now, it has to be fucking batshit insane, right
Speaker 5: to like, like I mean like this people stand out
Speaker 5: like yeah, like for like a small movie that like
Speaker 5: based on reading the premise, you're like, I'm never going
Speaker 5: to watch.
Speaker 2: That, right, Like, but the conclave, they're picking a new pope.
Speaker 2: That's very simple and that good luck getting through that movie.
Speaker 2: And it's it's a great movie. I loved it, but
Speaker 2: it you will fall asleep because it's so it's you're
Speaker 2: in a Catholic church the whole time, and it's dark.
Speaker 2: You're in you're sequestered with a bunch of popes, and
Speaker 2: it's low tones, really dark. I kind of like, I'm
Speaker 2: like into the Catholic Church now because of this movie.
Speaker 2: Like I think it's good propaganda for them, because I like,
Speaker 2: I like love.
Speaker 3: Rape Fine is the greatest actor.
Speaker 2: Like, he's just so amazing. And by the way, if
Speaker 2: you're confused, maybe he ends up being evil in it.
Speaker 2: I don't know because I haven't seen the last fifteen minutes.
Speaker 2: But so if you're like, why do you love them?
Speaker 1: Watch so many movies, It's like, okay, I'll time to
Speaker 1: finish them.
Speaker 6: I can't finish anything. I mean, yeah, but I did Challengers.
Speaker 1: I loved Yeah. Challengers was good.
Speaker 6: It was a fun romp.
Speaker 1: It was it going is uh remember the movie Whiplash? Yeah,
Speaker 1: Challenges is Whiplash for women.
Speaker 5: You know, I saw Whiplash, but I know that I loved,
Speaker 5: loved Whiblash. I love Challengers as well, but Whipblash JK.
Speaker 1: Simmons one of my favorite movies.
Speaker 3: JK. Simmons and Miles Teller and a drum Kit and
Speaker 3: a drum Kid.
Speaker 1: Similar ending, Oh, the ending of Whiplash in fact similar
Speaker 1: overall overall plot.
Speaker 5: No, it truly feels like the feeling I got from that.
Speaker 5: I got goosebumps, but it felt like you come, like
Speaker 5: and it just feels like you come.
Speaker 2: I love that. You know what I love in a
Speaker 2: movie more than anything that I was realizing when I
Speaker 2: was reading about I guess I think it was reading
Speaker 2: Anthony jessel Nicks like some kind of piece on him
Speaker 2: because he likes dark stuff and I've always and I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 2: like I think I like that kind of stuff too.
Speaker 2: But it was I love movies that don't have happy endings.
Speaker 2: I the first time it started happening in my childhood
Speaker 2: that I'm seeing movies that didn't have like Titanic. Titanic
Speaker 2: was blue my mind that they don't get to be
Speaker 2: together spoiler alert. It was like I loved it because
Speaker 2: it felt so real and it felt like they It
Speaker 2: just stuck with me. I love a movie that doesn't
Speaker 2: resolve the way you wanted to. I hate going to movies.
Speaker 2: That's why I loved Wicked because I was like looking
Speaker 2: at my like I wasn't really looking at my watch
Speaker 2: a little time because I didn't I don't want to
Speaker 2: watch who does?
Speaker 6: But I wasn't checking the time that much.
Speaker 1: But I liked it.
Speaker 2: It was there's a part two coming because all the
Speaker 2: things that seemed unresolved, I wasn't like, Okay, so they
Speaker 2: got to make up again, and then we got to
Speaker 2: see them fight.
Speaker 6: Like anytime a rom com, you're like, okay, they're happy.
Speaker 2: Wait, so I got to see them fight and then
Speaker 2: I'm gonna see them make up, Like let's just get like,
Speaker 2: let's just skip. I don't nothing interesting ever happens. It's
Speaker 2: always the same formula. I hate when you like know
Speaker 2: what you have to get through to get to the end.
Speaker 3: Yes, I want.
Speaker 5: I kind of want either no resolution or just like
Speaker 5: a misdounter ending lost in translation.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like I love.
Speaker 5: My favorite feeling after a movie is having to go
Speaker 5: outside to like smoke a cigarette and like process what.
Speaker 1: I just say yes like that.
Speaker 4: I want to feel.
Speaker 3: I want movies to make me feel bad.
Speaker 1: That's how I felt after a Birdman. Yes, like what
Speaker 1: the fuck?
Speaker 4: I mean like Bronx Tale, I felt that this Field Juliet.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: Oh because I was too young to have known like
Speaker 2: what really happened in that play at the time. But
Speaker 2: when she fucking when they when she shoots herself, Oh
Speaker 2: my god, it's so good.
Speaker 3: I love the Leo Claire Dance.
Speaker 2: I think it's one of the best movies. Like maybe
Speaker 2: I was so young and naive, but it was so good.
Speaker 2: The way she sobs when she he's dead. He is
Speaker 2: one of the best ever.
Speaker 3: It's like looks awesome.
Speaker 5: It just like looks like you're in like this heat
Speaker 5: wave like in Florida. Yes, everything's yellow.
Speaker 3: T Jamie Kennedy's cool in It's amazing.
Speaker 1: What the hell man The Little Mermaid when Ursula loses,
Speaker 1: it's so sad.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, yeah, I'm just.
Speaker 1: Like a movie. I gotta recommend it. You must have
Speaker 1: seen this movie is Cicario? Have you ever seen that?
Speaker 1: I bet you Chris loves Cecario. I guarantee you go
Speaker 1: to Chris and say, what do you think it's Ccario, Yes,
Speaker 1: right now. So Cicario is a great movie that kind
Speaker 1: of I don't want to say what happens at all,
Speaker 1: but it's the verse expectations and that's why it's a
Speaker 1: brilliant movie. And Thatscario. Two Day of the Soul of
Speaker 1: DoD does the exact opposite, and it is not a
Speaker 1: good movie.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I really did not like that one. I loved Caio, Emily.
Speaker 1: Emily Blunts the lead, and Benicio del Toro.
Speaker 3: Okay, but I loved and Noora really made me feel
Speaker 3: like it was like a punch in the guy.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4: In theater it was great. Yeah, so good.
Speaker 3: And it's really funny too.
Speaker 4: The bad guys when they would get hurt and they
Speaker 4: felt human, Oh yeah, made it so fucking comical and
Speaker 4: you're not expecting the comedy.
Speaker 3: Got some of the subtitle of.
Speaker 5: It when they're speaking our meeting, where it's like, God,
Speaker 5: America sucks, I want to move back to our media.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I love it.
Speaker 1: I can't wait to see that. I'm glad I live
Speaker 1: in I've lived in La because I really related to
Speaker 1: the Armenians. I never knew any Armenians in New York.
Speaker 1: When I moved to LA every single doctor or dentist
Speaker 1: that I have is Armenian. And then when I was
Speaker 1: in Glendale, everybody that went to the gym was Armenian.
Speaker 1: I just feel like I intimately know Armenians.
Speaker 2: Now, yes, I love I'm That's why it's important to
Speaker 2: be multicultural, to like, you have empathy when you're around people,
Speaker 2: even if you think, oh, I would empathize even if
Speaker 2: I don't know them.
Speaker 6: When you know people, no, it makes it easier to.
Speaker 5: For some people from my small town in New Jersey
Speaker 5: do not empathize with anyone that isn't like white working class. Yeah,
Speaker 5: and like I think, like yeah, like I'm like, uh,
Speaker 5: I'm like a many United Nations.
Speaker 3: In my phone book.
Speaker 2: Oh I just got a call from rosean'ce podcast booker.
Speaker 2: So that's happening.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh wait, she called you. I thought it was
Speaker 1: you contacting her.
Speaker 2: I think it was supposed to be I told or
Speaker 2: don't don't expect me to respond until after the cour.
Speaker 1: Right because you're really busy. Right now, you said she
Speaker 1: wanted to get into this morning Roseanne.
Speaker 6: Yeah, Roseanne, Yeah was Oh my god.
Speaker 2: During my set, it was the first time I ever
Speaker 2: met Roseanne and she comes up to me from behind
Speaker 2: and sees like the detail on my jacket and goes,
Speaker 2: I want this.
Speaker 1: I want to do this.
Speaker 6: Did you do this?
Speaker 2: And I'm like, no, I am not crafty. She goes,
Speaker 2: I want and she said to her friend, she goes,
Speaker 2: I want this, and I was like, oh, you should
Speaker 2: do it. It would look awesome when you're jacket and
Speaker 2: Roseanne looks good.
Speaker 3: She looks good like and I like, it was very
Speaker 3: interesting to see Roseanne in She's.
Speaker 6: An icon no matter what's going on with her today,
Speaker 6: she's like.
Speaker 1: One of just the She's really nice, happy. Yeah. She
Speaker 1: introduced herself to me and she had no reason to nice.
Speaker 1: You said, are you going up?
Speaker 6: And I said no, Oh she's so cute.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: No, Roseanne was cool.
Speaker 5: She was. I saw her like smoking a bone outside
Speaker 5: a cigarette yeah, and like she was smoking like she
Speaker 5: had the vibe of somebody who like owns a casino floor.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but it's falling apart, yeah, like this rocks.
Speaker 2: And I heard her laughing during my set very loudly,
Speaker 2: like distractingly loud.
Speaker 3: I think people in Glendale heard her.
Speaker 1: She's having a good time. I it must be interesting
Speaker 1: being Roseanne. Like being Roseanne is like being like Shack
Speaker 1: or something. We're just everywhere you go, every single person
Speaker 1: is like, is that you're constantly being pointed at? Probably? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like a different level than like than like Nikki.
Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, we walk into a room and every
Speaker 1: single person is like, oh my god, that's blah blah blah,
Speaker 1: and there's like they're not even a person anymore.
Speaker 2: I always think that I was watching Jennifer Lawrence through
Speaker 2: the curtain at that women's event I did last week,
Speaker 2: like because I was backstage waiting for everyone to sit down,
Speaker 2: which they would not fucking sit down, like all.
Speaker 6: These women at this luncheon.
Speaker 2: I had to like go out and open the show,
Speaker 2: and they keep saying telling them, please take your seats.
Speaker 2: It will be beginning soon. It's an half hour after's
Speaker 2: supposed to start. No one's hearing the voice, and then
Speaker 2: the boy starts getting like please please take your seats,
Speaker 2: and then they just start playing the music and going
Speaker 2: Nicky Glazer everyone and I walk out and I'm like, no, no,
Speaker 2: I'm not looking out. It's first of all, they didn't
Speaker 2: dim the lights and everyone's still standing. Yeah, like literally
Speaker 2: and right, Nicole Kidman, Jennifer Lawrence, and uh Ani Kendrick
Speaker 2: are all taking pictures right in front of the podium,
Speaker 2: standing up and having a conversation when I'm supposed to
Speaker 2: stay my opening.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yes, because it said welcome Nicki Glazer.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh God, you should watch. John mulaney
Speaker 1: had to do the same thing. I forgot what the awards.
Speaker 1: Was it the DGA or something, Yeah it was, I
Speaker 1: remember it was last week. Came out and he had
Speaker 1: to tell people to sit down for like a good
Speaker 1: three minutes and that's all on tape.
Speaker 6: Hilarious.
Speaker 1: He did do it in a funny way.
Speaker 3: I forgot it.
Speaker 6: I just can't be funny when I'm angry.
Speaker 1: We haven't talked about this on the podcast. You have
Speaker 1: maybe not? Yeah, what did you do?
Speaker 2: It was called the Hollywood Reporters Power one hundred Women's
Speaker 2: Breakfast Luncheon, Breakfast Sure Breakfast Gala, the Search for Curly's
Speaker 2: Gold part.
Speaker 1: That was my joke.
Speaker 6: It was like the longest thing and it was at
Speaker 6: eight am.
Speaker 1: God, that's the biggest crime.
Speaker 2: I'm not even kidding you. I think I would have
Speaker 2: turned it down, I know. And that was the time like,
Speaker 2: you just would you agree to a gala? And he
Speaker 2: says breakfast. You assume maybe eleven or something like it
Speaker 2: was being there at eight and then openings. Then they asked,
Speaker 2: so they tell you you're a Women's Hunt, You're a
Speaker 2: part of the one of the hundred. Yes, that's the
Speaker 2: first thing I got, and I go, oh, very cool. Great,
Speaker 2: that'll be a cool event to go do there, Like
Speaker 2: it's a big press event every lots of famous people.
Speaker 6: Great, I'm so honored.
Speaker 2: Then a week before because they definitely asked, Chris Conby,
Speaker 2: who produces things, uh you know, confirmed that they definitely
Speaker 2: went out to other people when they got turned down.
Speaker 2: So then they finally went to you and asked if
Speaker 2: you would do the opening remarks. Chelsea Handler had done it,
Speaker 2: Will Ferrell had done it for some reason. Who else
Speaker 2: had done it? Yeah, it was Molly Shannon did it.
Speaker 1: Instead.
Speaker 2: They sent me all yeah, so they sent me all
Speaker 2: their monologues. They go, you need to do ten minute
Speaker 2: or two minutes. And I looked and everyone's done like
Speaker 2: eight to eleven minutes. Yeah, And I'm like, oh god.
Speaker 1: And then so then I.
Speaker 2: Wait till you know, Bob, Bob and Sean helped me
Speaker 2: write it, and it's you know, we're bogged down with
Speaker 2: golden globe stuff and like everything else, and so it
Speaker 2: was just waited until the last night to really start
Speaker 2: working on it. And it was like eight o'clock at night,
Speaker 2: and then I also had to do four s.
Speaker 1: That's doing golden globe stuff. You helped as well. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you didn't help with that, but no, you.
Speaker 6: Were weighing in on it.
Speaker 1: I was around, we were doing golden globe stuff, and then.
Speaker 6: I was also like, guys, I gotta work on this speech.
Speaker 2: I have to give in four hours and then you
Speaker 2: because I have to read the prompter at seven.
Speaker 6: I had to be there at the Beverly Hills Hotel.
Speaker 2: Is that where I was at seven to run prompter,
Speaker 2: which means I have to be in here and make
Speaker 2: up at four thirty. And I went to bed I
Speaker 2: think at three after staying up after the sets all
Speaker 2: night to like work on the monologue. And then I'm
Speaker 2: in hair makeup with my laptop working on it. And
Speaker 2: it ended up being good, but it was just like
Speaker 2: you get there. At my table was Pam Anderson, Julia Fox,
Speaker 2: Anna Kendrick, Kathy Bates, Kathy Bates was I didn't and
Speaker 2: Emily was my plus one. Gen ZM cool and she
Speaker 2: told me afterwards that and gen ZM got killed by
Speaker 2: one of the waiters at seven. Why he was just
Speaker 2: like he was like a very friendly guy and he
Speaker 2: wasn't bad looking.
Speaker 6: She was like, that waiter just ask for my number.
Speaker 1: I was like no, she was like not no.
Speaker 2: But then I realized he was just his energy was weird.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 6: I gave the opening remarks.
Speaker 2: It went well, but it felt to me like a
Speaker 2: C minus because it just felt like I stumbled over
Speaker 2: some of the lines. I just even though I rehearsed
Speaker 2: a million times, and like, you know, instead of getting
Speaker 2: a picture with Jennifer Lawrence, I'm back reading the prompter
Speaker 2: like I could have mingled, Like I didn't get I
Speaker 2: didn't get any like pictures with famous people, and like
Speaker 2: because I did opening remarks, I didn't get to have
Speaker 2: any of like the the glitz and glamour of it.
Speaker 2: I mean, I did the red carpet, but I was
Speaker 2: like I missed out on some stuff. But anyway, and
Speaker 2: then after I give the speech, I was like, it's
Speaker 2: this weird thing when you have to like open something
Speaker 2: and then you have to hang out. Like I love.
Speaker 2: If I'm doing meet and greets, I like to do
Speaker 2: them before the show in case I bomb. I don't
Speaker 2: have to like see anyone. I don't want to like
Speaker 2: sit down after I do something and have people have
Speaker 2: to like tell me good job when I didn't do
Speaker 2: a good job. And so I felt like I bombed.
Speaker 2: But Anna Kendrick was next to me and was like,
Speaker 2: how does it feel to have just killed in this room?
Speaker 2: And I was like, really, like, she's just being nice.
Speaker 2: And then and I'm sitting there just like wanting to
Speaker 2: shove all the avocado toast at the table down my
Speaker 2: throat because I'm just like nervous and like anxious, and
Speaker 2: I'm like I want to binge.
Speaker 6: And no one's eating their avocado toast.
Speaker 1: It's crazy.
Speaker 6: No one's touching at any of it.
Speaker 2: It's the biggest ways of avocado toast in the history
Speaker 2: of of avocados.
Speaker 1: It was crazy. Even avocado toast, you think that would
Speaker 1: be something.
Speaker 6: It's just an awkward thing to eat because you have
Speaker 6: to pick up the whole thing.
Speaker 2: I love a phone to cut it with a knife,
Speaker 2: and then you're like the woman cutting avocado toast with knife.
Speaker 1: Everyone's taking pictures of you. You gotta be careful.
Speaker 2: Avoca, and people are crying about women leadership and wrapper
Speaker 2: and ethnicity and in film, and you're like like it,
Speaker 2: like it's not the everyone's quiet and then there's applause,
Speaker 2: but when it's applause, you have to stand up and applaud.
Speaker 2: You can't be eating the toast, so anytime there's a
Speaker 2: loud moment, you can't even eat. So anyway, but I'm
Speaker 2: like kind of like ough, I kind of just bombed,
Speaker 2: like not bombed, but I just like it wasn't what
Speaker 2: I wanted it to be. And and I'm not really
Speaker 2: paying attention. I'm kind of just like trying to text
Speaker 2: on my phone to Chris, like that was really awkward.
Speaker 2: I just want to get out of here, like I
Speaker 2: feel so embarrassed. And the woman that's like runs the
Speaker 2: event or is like she kind of looks at me
Speaker 2: and smiles, and I'm like, oh, does she like me?
Speaker 2: Like I was trying not to make eye contact with her.
Speaker 2: She was like an older woman that I'm like, she
Speaker 2: probably like is disgusted that I said anal bleaching like
Speaker 2: at her lunch, her cruncheon, and she kind of like
Speaker 2: smiled at me, and I'm like, oh, maybe she doesn't
Speaker 2: hate me, like or maybe that was a sympathy. But
Speaker 2: then first of all, Julia Fox at her table, I
Speaker 2: did see this. She is filming everyone that gets up
Speaker 2: to speak like a proud mom, like holding the phone
Speaker 2: like I'm like suming in and like so excited and
Speaker 2: just like perfect, you know, and just cheering everyone on.
Speaker 1: It was really really cute.
Speaker 2: She was adorable and I got to meet her beforehand
Speaker 2: and got to tell her how much she means to me.
Speaker 1: I think I love her.
Speaker 2: She's I think very inspiring to someone who's just like
Speaker 2: being She's very very Jeremy strong.
Speaker 5: The world needs Julia Fox's yes, like you need somebody
Speaker 5: please who were like it's like she kind of has
Speaker 5: her hand in every little pot, but like she doesn't
Speaker 5: have like a thing.
Speaker 3: She's just Julia Fox.
Speaker 2: Yes, And she's just like I feel like she's she's
Speaker 2: there's there's a lot of effort going in in terms
Speaker 2: of fashion and like, uh, her her appearance, and I guess,
Speaker 2: but it's like it also is like she's doing it
Speaker 2: for her, Like she even said she bleached her eyebrows
Speaker 2: because she realized it was the one thing men like
Speaker 2: are disgusted by when they see a woman without eyebrows.
Speaker 2: So she did it on purpose to have men be
Speaker 2: like repulse byra. And I kind of loved that, yeah,
Speaker 2: because she's just been you know, hurt too many times or.
Speaker 6: Whatever it was.
Speaker 2: But she was like, I just make and then she
Speaker 2: realized like being skinny is something that men desire. She
Speaker 2: she's like, I wanted to get fat because I just want,
Speaker 2: like I mean, obviously you know this probably trauma response,
Speaker 2: but I just kind of liked that whole She's just
Speaker 2: like badass. Anyway, Emily was sitting between me and Kathy
Speaker 2: Bates and she who Bates was no, she said that
Speaker 2: woman that ranting up, Yeah, she was.
Speaker 6: In misery at the stable to she couldn't believe it.
Speaker 1: What was the result of this?
Speaker 2: So then I got up front. So then the event
Speaker 2: ends after Nicole Kidman speaks to Selena Gomez speaks, Jennifer
Speaker 2: Lawrence speaks, and I got up and it so many
Speaker 2: people come up to me and was like that was incredible,
Speaker 2: like in a way that I couldn't deny that it
Speaker 2: was good.
Speaker 6: So it was felt I felt good that because I
Speaker 6: was like, I.
Speaker 2: Want to be Lyne out of here. I don't want
Speaker 2: to talk to anyone, like I'm so embarrassed. Like it
Speaker 2: wasn't that I didn't want to talk to anyone. I
Speaker 2: didn't want anyone to feel like.
Speaker 6: They had to be nice to me.
Speaker 2: So I was kind of like walking with my head
Speaker 2: down like Emily just follow behind quickly, and then people
Speaker 2: were stopping, like Molly Simms came up to me and
Speaker 2: was like, that was insane. I'm obsessed with you. There
Speaker 2: were so many like I'm obsessed with you moments like
Speaker 2: that was amazing.
Speaker 6: You had me dying.
Speaker 2: And apparently I made Nicole I had been laughed really hard,
Speaker 2: and oh, I made a joke that you know, I'm
Speaker 2: in the Hollywood one hundred and I said, oh, what
Speaker 2: ranking are mine? They're like, that's it's not a ranking.
Speaker 2: You guys are all equal, and I go, oh, in
Speaker 2: that case, can I said in Nicole Covin's table, And
Speaker 2: that's when the correspondence ended. It was something and she
Speaker 2: really loved it, even though I was right next to
Speaker 2: her table and I got to I think she did
Speaker 2: eat her avocado toast, which I.
Speaker 1: Thought was fucking bad ass, this is an amazing honor.
Speaker 1: And also it's really good because now you're gonna have
Speaker 1: some really solid good will at the Golden Globes in
Speaker 1: the right move.
Speaker 2: Even though I like wish I wouldn't have said yes
Speaker 2: to it because I was I didn't sleep for like
Speaker 2: three days and I felt insane, and that meant I
Speaker 2: cried in a photo shoot later that day because I
Speaker 2: just like couldn't handle it anymore. I was just like
Speaker 2: I can't, Like I was just weakened, you know, when
Speaker 2: you like haven't slept her, just insane. But but in
Speaker 2: the end it was good because now at the Golden
Speaker 2: Globes there will be smattering of people know.
Speaker 6: What I'm capable of, are rooting for me and or
Speaker 6: yeah it'll be.
Speaker 1: Yeah Nicole Kivin may laugh again.
Speaker 2: And like that.
Speaker 4: And you only had two minutes, so you didn't have time.
Speaker 6: To and I did like seven yeah, yeah, yeah, because
Speaker 6: you end up doing.
Speaker 3: More the videos online you crushed.
Speaker 1: Like that's so nice, but yeah, where can you find
Speaker 1: the video?
Speaker 2: You just like googled Nicky Glazer speech Hollywood Women's one hundred.
Speaker 1: Oh, google all that and it comes up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, thhr is a good Yeah, nicky speech.
Speaker 3: H slash.
Speaker 6: Yeah you can find it if you really want it,
Speaker 6: you can find it.
Speaker 5: But it's great, Like you did such a great job
Speaker 5: and thank you. I'm not just saying this because you said.
Speaker 1: Thank you for your help on it.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I like, I am so grateful too,
Speaker 2: because I was when we were at the improv working
Speaker 2: on it and I was about to go on stage
Speaker 2: and do golden globes jokes, but like we're I was
Speaker 2: just what did I didn't I say to you I
Speaker 2: want to die?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: You said right before you went on stage, you said
Speaker 1: either I want to die or want to kill myself.
Speaker 6: And I think I said I want to die. It
Speaker 6: was more of like I wanted something else.
Speaker 1: I don't think you heard what I was like, don't
Speaker 1: do it. Until January sixth.
Speaker 2: I was really so tired and I just saw the
Speaker 2: amount like it's like it's like it honestly was like
Speaker 2: do you ever have nightmares that papers are due or
Speaker 2: tests are due or something like? It felt like a
Speaker 2: nightmare of like I have to get this thing done
Speaker 2: by the morning. I don't see how.
Speaker 6: I'm just not When I don't see sleep ahead of me.
Speaker 2: I start getting really angry and sad, but we got
Speaker 2: it done and it's over, and and I can't wait
Speaker 2: for Kimmel to be over because I'm feeling that same
Speaker 2: thing of like, I have a lot of work ahead
Speaker 2: of me today to figure out what I'm gonna do,
Speaker 2: but it'll all be okay. And then tomorrow I get
Speaker 2: to go to New Hampshire. Amazing And honestly, I told
Speaker 2: Chris today, I was like, this weekend is like days off.
Speaker 2: Even though I'm traveling and dorm shows, it feels like
Speaker 2: completely like.
Speaker 6: I have shows on the I get to get out
Speaker 6: of the.
Speaker 2: And every photo shoot and every glam sash.
Speaker 6: It's gonna be great. Okay, we'll take a break.
Speaker 2: We'll come back to this.
Speaker 6: Final thought. Did you guys see that I was New
Speaker 6: York Times Comedian.
Speaker 1: Of the Year. Yes, Oh that's what that was of
Speaker 1: the year. Yes, whoa thing?
Speaker 2: Because people keep saying I didn't. I don't read things
Speaker 2: about me, so I just see the press. Emily's like
Speaker 2: girl slay queen. Look what just came through?
Speaker 1: Wait a second at this And I posted blindly at
Speaker 1: the store last night, one of the comedians said, how
Speaker 1: does it feel to be Comedian of the year.
Speaker 6: Yes, that's a literal thing.
Speaker 1: I thought they were just saying that because you really
Speaker 1: did like win the year. No, but they met literally New.
Speaker 6: York Times Comedian of the Year.
Speaker 2: And I go, because I said to Emily this morning,
Speaker 2: I was like, I feel like we need to make
Speaker 2: a post about this because it's like I want to
Speaker 2: just it's not even to be like, look what I am.
Speaker 2: I like the guy who wrote it like put a
Speaker 2: lot of effort into it, and it's like it is
Speaker 2: a big honor that I need to like acknowledge the
Speaker 2: people that gave it to me. And I go, but
Speaker 2: where does it say Comedian of the Year. And she's
Speaker 2: like right below your name? And I'm like, why is
Speaker 2: this even a I didn't even was this a thing.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna look it up. I want to see who
Speaker 1: else was it must be No, in.
Speaker 6: The past, there's other people that are like kind of
Speaker 6: talked about this year is that.
Speaker 1: I could have possibly been a Comedian of the Year.
Speaker 1: But they make special yeah, special of the year.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Like yeah, So since I have the New York Times
Speaker 1: app that I pay for, I can see all the
Speaker 1: history of New York.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, amazing because I don't recall this being
Speaker 2: a thing that because I would have obviously been jealous
Speaker 2: of whoever had been crowned it before, and.
Speaker 1: I will be. They have a December fifth, twenty twenty
Speaker 1: three Best Comedy. It seems like maybe Jim Gaffigain was
Speaker 1: Comedian of the Year in twenty three, but they just
Speaker 1: list them as best special. They don't say Comedian of
Speaker 1: the Year.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I think this is a new thing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is kind of the year. You're the first
Speaker 3: comedian of the year.
Speaker 2: That's so nice, and it immediately I'm sad because I
Speaker 2: can't be next year.
Speaker 5: Is that?
Speaker 6: Does that ever heard of it?
Speaker 4: Anyone?
Speaker 2: Like that? Like I can't like I hate the day
Speaker 2: after my birthday. I hate the day after Christmas, Like
Speaker 2: I hate that. It's like I don't like getting things
Speaker 2: because it means I can't get them.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 5: No, my son just dealt with this, like for the
Speaker 5: first time a choir class, he got star student and
Speaker 5: then the next week I.
Speaker 3: Was like, he was like, I'm not going to be
Speaker 3: a star student this week, and it's like it's.
Speaker 2: Three it works, like sorry, I can't stand it. Like,
Speaker 2: and the thing is, I would never have dreamed of
Speaker 2: being Comedian of the Year. Like in the years past,
Speaker 2: if I would have seen that, I would have been like, man,
Speaker 2: that just sucks that I'm just not talented enough to
Speaker 2: ever even be considered. Like it wouldn't have even been
Speaker 2: a thought of mine that I could have it, Like
Speaker 2: I'm not like, man, I want that to be me.
Speaker 2: It's just like, man, I wish I was born more
Speaker 2: talented that even could be considered that. That's what my
Speaker 2: thought would have been. There are some things that I
Speaker 2: look at and I go, why did they get that?
Speaker 2: I want that, I deserve that, But this title I
Speaker 2: would have never thought.
Speaker 1: But it is.
Speaker 2: It's very nice, but it immediately I'm like, next year,
Speaker 2: it's going to be someone else because it can't be
Speaker 2: me again, And what's the point of keeping trying?
Speaker 5: And isn't this the beauty of just being alive? Is
Speaker 5: getting like honored, bestowed this honor of being the comedian
Speaker 5: of the Year, and like you can't truly enjoy it
Speaker 5: because you're just looking ahead.
Speaker 2: But does it does other pep to other people feel
Speaker 2: this way about like when you find let's say, like
Speaker 2: you know, one big pursuit in life is finding your
Speaker 2: forever person. So like after you get married, is there
Speaker 2: a little bit of like I can't find my forever
Speaker 2: person again, like I'll never get married again.
Speaker 6: I mean like you could.
Speaker 1: I mean I didn't feel that. I just felt relief.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Really that's.
Speaker 6: Interesting.
Speaker 2: I guess I do start now feel that way about Chris,
Speaker 2: like and I think before I was a little bit
Speaker 2: like scared of like I'll never have a crush on
Speaker 2: anyone again or like you're not that crushes Yeah, but
Speaker 2: I mean like not one that I can act on,
Speaker 2: because that's like that's what causes you to feel excitement,
Speaker 2: is like oh my god, our hands are touching weight?
Speaker 2: Are we gonna kiss later? Like that's all the thing
Speaker 2: that and you kind of just close that chapter. But like,
Speaker 2: I don't know, there's I think that it's not just
Speaker 2: me in this position of like this kind of a
Speaker 2: ward feeling that I think I feel this all the time,
Speaker 2: of like oh I can't get that again.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well you could. I mean you said top this year, No,
Speaker 1: I have to go away.
Speaker 2: I have to be like canceled or something that when
Speaker 2: I'm like seventy two, I can get that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And then I just.
Speaker 1: Did some very basic research, but it does seem like
Speaker 1: this was the first ever Comedian of the Year, which
Speaker 1: means that you were the first one to get it.
Speaker 1: And to quote Lebron James, who the Lakers last, You
Speaker 1: know what I'm gonna say, No, you just heard Lebron James.
Speaker 1: I love Lebron.
Speaker 3: Yes.
Speaker 1: So, last year in the NBA they did the first
Speaker 1: ever in season tournament where they give out a trophy
Speaker 1: and then a lot of the players get money that
Speaker 1: don't normally get money, and even coaches, and the Lakers won.
Speaker 1: Lebron James is on the Lakers and he said, records
Speaker 1: can be broken. Any of my records can be broken.
Speaker 1: There's only one thing that you can never break, and
Speaker 1: that's being first. And they were the first ones to win,
Speaker 1: and that will never be taken away from Oh, and
Speaker 1: you're the first one to everyone.
Speaker 6: I really like that that no one will ever be
Speaker 6: able to get that.
Speaker 1: No, you're the first.
Speaker 6: Oh that's good.
Speaker 2: I'm also the first solo woman to host the Golden Globes,
Speaker 2: which is I think really funny. Yeah, first I do
Speaker 2: get alone, like she'd be Okay, I'm gonna talk about
Speaker 2: it on a Kimmel tonight.
Speaker 1: I think that's just so funny to be like, yeah.
Speaker 2: Why is that even accomplishment? Like it seems like something
Speaker 2: in like the nineteen twenty eight so they first like
Speaker 2: things alone? Yeah, well think about the first woman to
Speaker 2: ever fly cross.
Speaker 6: Oh my god, I'm gonna be eating by coconut crabs.
Speaker 1: I think that's what happens to me.
Speaker 6: But yeah, I'm I'm trying to think of like things.
Speaker 1: Maybe you come out with a life preserver or like
Speaker 1: I want to just.
Speaker 2: Come out with like my keys between my fingers, like
Speaker 2: you know, like walking to your car alone, like as
Speaker 2: a woman, like.
Speaker 4: Yeah, what what do you do with cardboard cutout? There's
Speaker 4: something maybe you're holding another woman?
Speaker 2: And there are there are some times where I look
Speaker 2: at Tina Namy's monologue and I'm like, man, it would
Speaker 2: be nice to have another person because there's that that
Speaker 2: it's just a fun device to who would.
Speaker 1: Be who is Nikky's amy to Tina? Mm, it would
Speaker 1: be Rachel Feinstein.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that would be fun. That would be fun. I
Speaker 6: trying to think. I mean, I would take anyone.
Speaker 2: Jennifer Lawrence would be a really fun one, I think
Speaker 2: because she is already like looked at as like a
Speaker 2: comedic figure.
Speaker 6: I think that would be so fun.
Speaker 4: Yes, I would feel like that would be harder to
Speaker 4: write for a too.
Speaker 2: Prov It would be harder because I would have to
Speaker 2: deal with her, like her team and what like. I
Speaker 2: would just want to write it and be like, Jen,
Speaker 2: will you just breathe?
Speaker 3: I don't want to.
Speaker 1: I don't want to work with you on this.
Speaker 2: No, she I would, but I think that would be
Speaker 2: an interesting But now that I'm doing it, soul, I
Speaker 2: don't want.
Speaker 1: What about you? And like James Franco, would you do that?
Speaker 2: I can't believe they did that one year.
Speaker 3: It was fun that they met for the first time
Speaker 3: on stage.
Speaker 6: All right, five minutes? Anything else to discuss?
Speaker 1: Well you, uh, well, I'm I'm going to go to
Speaker 1: hypnotherapy to mine. So that's good. Stay tune. This working.
Speaker 1: I hope it works. My only hope for clenching a night.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 1: I ever, one who talks to me about hypnotizing myself
Speaker 1: says that it worked for them or their friend or
Speaker 1: their aunt.
Speaker 5: I've never heard somebody say hypnosis didn't work on them,
Speaker 5: like yeah, but I guess yeah, Like so it's it
Speaker 5: seems like it has one hundred percent success.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and that's what I have to believe work and
Speaker 2: if it doesn't, just go to a different one.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So my my hypno therapist. I am very hopeful, but
Speaker 1: they have an accent that is I don't know if
Speaker 1: it's like Austrian or something, but for whatever reason, I
Speaker 1: feel like hypnot therapists should have like a soothing voice
Speaker 1: that gets you like sleepy, like a Sam Harris type
Speaker 1: or something, and this person's voice, it just like doesn't
Speaker 1: soothe me to my core. And I'm a little worried
Speaker 1: about that.
Speaker 6: When I got hypnotized and did that like did she
Speaker 6: did that past life?
Speaker 1: Bullshit? Yeah?
Speaker 2: She literally had the spinning a wheel spinning that I
Speaker 2: had to look at like, yeah, I just felt my
Speaker 2: struggle was like giving in to that, like believing that
Speaker 2: this is a thing, and like you're you feel the
Speaker 2: struggle in your mind of like like buy into it
Speaker 2: or like or be cynical of it. Yeah, And I
Speaker 2: kept trying not to be cynical, but then I felt
Speaker 2: stupid whenever I wouldn't be. But I think it was
Speaker 2: because this woman was so wacky. Because I went in
Speaker 2: being like I want this to work so bad, but
Speaker 2: I just couldn't let go because she was just she's
Speaker 2: she just seemed so she's digging through her purse.
Speaker 6: She like can't get things going.
Speaker 2: She puts the wheel right in front of me and
Speaker 2: then she goes, that's too close, and then she's putting
Speaker 2: she's propping it up on bull cooks like.
Speaker 1: It was just yeah, and so I just put it
Speaker 1: like that subconscious.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and because I was like, I don't want to
Speaker 2: be like, I don't want to be defenseless with this woman. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you didn't feel like I don't feel comfortable.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I have to say I had a consultation with
Speaker 1: this woman and she she was very comforting and I
Speaker 1: do trust her. Just the voice. I'm like, I think
Speaker 1: my subconscious is going to reject it because it's like, no,
Speaker 1: I don't say that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, when in history has an Austrian person done.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know she's Austrian.
Speaker 6: What time tomorrow are you doing this?
Speaker 1: Actually it's not tomorrow. What it is tomorrow if you're
Speaker 1: listening to Friday, Yes, is on Friday. That's but yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean her name is very strange. I don't want
Speaker 1: to say it on on the podcast until she's not good,
Speaker 1: but her name is very strange, and that to me,
Speaker 1: makes me think that she might be good at this.
Speaker 6: Wait can I see her name?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: You don't even know. I'm going to show you my phone.
Speaker 1: It has a bunch of words on it. You're not
Speaker 1: even to know which of those words is her name?
Speaker 4: Is there like a Yelp kind of review?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 4: Are there reviews that you can see for her?
Speaker 2: I'm looking at Okay, what that is a crazy name? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I have to alm.
Speaker 6: It sounds like a prostate medicine.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I like a sound that you would relax to.
Speaker 6: Sounds like a mon.
Speaker 4: Whatever works.
Speaker 1: I'm a very impressionable person.
Speaker 2: But this is the thing I learned last night that
Speaker 2: perhaps because he gets really can I say that you
Speaker 2: get depressed if you he wears a mouth guard because
Speaker 2: he has to wear a mouthguard, and if he wears
Speaker 2: a mouthguard to stop the grinding, which the grinding causes
Speaker 2: insane pain for him, so he has to wear a mouthguard.
Speaker 2: But if he wears a mouthguard, he wakes up insanely depressed.
Speaker 2: Everyone knows why this would be. And he he thinks
Speaker 2: that maybe grinding your teeth is a thing that we
Speaker 2: do to release dopamine throughout the low and.
Speaker 6: To lower cortisols.
Speaker 2: So when he's not grinding, he is insanely like the
Speaker 2: wildly depths of depressed, depressed.
Speaker 1: When he wakes up in it like in a man
Speaker 1: almost manics, that's all day. Yeah, and yeah, it's all this.
Speaker 1: I have all the symptoms of low dopamine.
Speaker 2: So he's either in extreme pain from grinding or he's
Speaker 2: in extreme pain from low dopamine.
Speaker 6: So he's has to stop grinding.
Speaker 1: I have to stop. It's clenching. Really, it's not even
Speaker 1: the grinding.
Speaker 2: So if anyone has any insight into that, yeah, because
Speaker 2: that's crazy to like a mouthguard would cause depression.
Speaker 1: It makes sense, I mean, but it could also All
Speaker 1: my psychosomatic tools that have worked for every single other
Speaker 1: thing I've ever had, don't work for this, for this problem.
Speaker 6: I wonder if there's an Alan carrbook, if you.
Speaker 4: Tried using the mouthpieces, like maybe during the day, maybe
Speaker 4: you get used to it so it's not.
Speaker 1: Just yeah a little bit. Yeah, No, I've I've tried.
Speaker 2: He's tried like seven different mouth guards, seven.
Speaker 1: Mouth guards, and I forced myself to you. And the
Speaker 1: thing about it is the last mouthguard I had, especially,
Speaker 1: is incredibly comfortable. It's like the most comfortable mouthguard I've
Speaker 1: ever had. I can sleep in it, fine, I fall
Speaker 1: right asleep. I liked it. But then I would wake
Speaker 1: up and I would have all of these.
Speaker 6: Hard how the mattress going? Is that saga?
Speaker 1: The mattress was definitely a similar issue where I have
Speaker 1: a psychosomatic obsession with.
Speaker 4: This agency every time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but no, I just decided the way I solve
Speaker 1: that problem was I just was like, I need to
Speaker 1: buy the most normal mattress I can find. And then
Speaker 1: to say, everybody is fine with this mattress.
Speaker 2: You can't, right, you can't complain about this because of
Speaker 2: so many people being fired.
Speaker 1: Everyone is fine, this is in hotels, this is people
Speaker 1: just this is fine. If you can't get used to this.
Speaker 6: Mattress, that's a really good device to do to normalize
Speaker 6: for it.
Speaker 1: And then the second thing I did was I said,
Speaker 1: and you're not buying another one, so this is it.
Speaker 1: This is a good mattress.
Speaker 6: You're on the right path. Yeah, Brian, I feel like
Speaker 6: this is gonna work.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, me too.
Speaker 6: Oh my god, it has to.
Speaker 1: It's going to do.
Speaker 2: Not get held up by her name and her accents.
Speaker 2: Oh no, just trust no, no, I feel because I actually,
Speaker 2: that's the name of a hypnotist. That's right, that's a
Speaker 2: crazy name.
Speaker 5: That's right, that's she learns she went to university.
Speaker 2: That is the name of a professor. All Right, we
Speaker 2: gotta go.
Speaker 6: Thank you guys so much for listening to the podcast.
Speaker 2: I'll see you in New Hampshire and Vermont this weekend
Speaker 2: and then tour dates resume again. That will be my
Speaker 2: last tour dates of twenty twenty four. It's been a
Speaker 2: great tour. Thank you all the besties for coming out.
Speaker 2: And then I'll see you again in twenty twenty five
Speaker 2: on that epic tour that you need a magnifying glass
Speaker 2: to like read any of the dates, so check that
Speaker 2: out Nikki.
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Speaker 2: Thank you, Brian, Sorry yik, Brian, Sean and Andrew. Thank
Speaker 2: you for being here and we'll see you next time.
Speaker 6: We'll be to bye.
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