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Speaker 2: That's Rob Little. He's a stand up comedian and somewhat miraculously,

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Speaker 2: But before we go aboard, let's take a look back

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Speaker 2: at the meandering road that eventually led Rob down to Port.

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Speaker 1: My hometown is Ping County, Michigan, where the cheese capital

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Speaker 1: My parents were watching HBO late at night. They thought

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Speaker 1: I just remember them laughing so hard that I was like,

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Speaker 2: As wild as it may sound, to have your life

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Speaker 1: I worked at McDonald's and I won three national awards

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Speaker 1: And even in my senior book, when you're graduating, we

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Speaker 2: So is it any wonder then that Rob did go

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Speaker 2: course not, because Rob's got that farm boy work ethic

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Speaker 2: And from there Rob was off to the races. He

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Speaker 2: When we come back from the break. We set sail

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Speaker 2: with Rob Little.

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Speaker 3: A strong work ethic, takes pride in a job well done.

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Speaker 2: We're back with comedian Rob Little, who, after a successful

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Speaker 1: And the only difference is we have to do family

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Speaker 2: And even with the adults in the audience. For many

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Speaker 2: They'll drink a few my ties, hit the buffet, then

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Speaker 1: People come right up and go, we don't normally go

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Speaker 2: Rob's quickly learned that these cruise gigs are pretty ideal

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Speaker 1: People are like, oh my god, you gotta go see

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Speaker 2: And for those few days aboard the ship, a comedian

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Speaker 1: You like, you'd be walking around the ship and they're

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Speaker 2: Well, comedians would normally have to travel from one city

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Speaker 1: I mean, financially, I make more than I even did IBM,

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Speaker 1: And this week coming up, I'll be doing my two

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Speaker 2: But in spite of the occasional workplace challenges, which let's

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Speaker 2: face it, every single job has, Rob Little realizes that

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Speaker 2: he did it. He freaking made his dreams come true.

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Speaker 1: I just love it. I literally just passed twenty five

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Speaker 2: So the next time you're on a cruise and you

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Speaker 2: back when he was five years old, just look for

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Speaker 2: itinerary and tour dates on his website roblittle dot com.

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Speaker 2: When's your next cruise ship out?

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Speaker 1: I actually go on one next week on a celebrity cruise.

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Speaker 1: And you have no clue where you're going, now that

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Speaker 2: From the job, I'm Avery Thompson.