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Silverado 0:01:09.240 --> 0:01:11.639 is strong, advanced, dependable and hard working. 0:01:11.680 --> 0:01:14.160 Now listen, the reviews are in. 0:01:14.520 --> 0:01:18.280 Shane Gillis's podcast was absolutely outstanding. You guys came in. 0:01:18.520 --> 0:01:22.760 You've absolutely dominated for us. You've been liking subscribing, unsubscribing 0:01:22.800 --> 0:01:25.840 and resubscribing. But there is one thing we've heard. It 0:01:25.920 --> 0:01:28.080 hurt a little bit, But sometimes you have to sit 0:01:28.319 --> 0:01:29.920 and look at yourself in the mirror and say what 0:01:29.959 --> 0:01:32.680 can I do better? And that thing is shut it 0:01:32.720 --> 0:01:34.440 down a little faster on the interest. So we're gonna 0:01:34.440 --> 0:01:36.679 do the best we can. Forty minutes last time. 0:01:36.640 --> 0:01:37.319 Was a little much. 0:01:37.480 --> 0:01:40.120 People are complaining because that the Shane gill crew wanted 0:01:40.120 --> 0:01:42.360 to jump in. And now at this moment we will 0:01:42.360 --> 0:01:45.320 get into our a couple of housekeeping things. We will 0:01:45.319 --> 0:01:49.040 get into a couple of shout out no free shoutouts 0:01:49.080 --> 0:01:50.960 of the week. Will can't make it today because the 0:01:50.960 --> 0:01:53.200 boy's under the weather. He's got one of those little 0:01:53.200 --> 0:01:54.800 things under his tongue right now. He's got a little 0:01:54.920 --> 0:01:56.640 little thing on a little cold press on his head. 0:01:57.080 --> 0:01:59.680 He's in bed, he's holding himself. He's probably going out 0:01:59.680 --> 0:02:01.680 both sides. I don't know what he's really got, but 0:02:01.760 --> 0:02:03.960 I do know the boy was smart enough and sick 0:02:04.040 --> 0:02:04.760 enough not to be with. 0:02:04.680 --> 0:02:05.200 The boys today. 0:02:05.240 --> 0:02:07.120 So shout out Will for not coming in here and 0:02:07.120 --> 0:02:09.440 getting the whole squad sick because he had a little 0:02:09.440 --> 0:02:09.919 bit of fomo. 0:02:10.200 --> 0:02:12.760 Now I'm trying to keep it tight. Boys. 0:02:12.919 --> 0:02:14.920 We had a lot of things to touch on, but 0:02:14.960 --> 0:02:16.600 the first thing we should touch on is our favorite 0:02:16.600 --> 0:02:19.360 segment of the week, the shout out no free shadow 0:02:19.400 --> 0:02:22.560 of the week. Let's do it, boys, let's do it now. 0:02:22.600 --> 0:02:24.840 We are missing Bloss. He had surgery last week. 0:02:25.240 --> 0:02:25.760 He's out. 0:02:25.880 --> 0:02:27.480 I'm sure he've been something about forty nine ers, so 0:02:27.520 --> 0:02:29.359 I'll just do it for him. Shout out George Kittle 0:02:29.400 --> 0:02:31.760 Shadow forty nine Ers. Shout out every single player that's 0:02:31.760 --> 0:02:33.080 ever played for the forty nine Ers are the greatest 0:02:33.120 --> 0:02:35.240 NFL player of all time. We love you guys so much. 0:02:35.320 --> 0:02:37.720 Yay Barry A fuck dad dude. All right, let's move on. 0:02:38.320 --> 0:02:40.840 We are now on JP. Who's sitting in Bloss to 0:02:40.880 --> 0:02:42.600 see Bloss. I know you're listening because you love it. 0:02:43.200 --> 0:02:45.440 You should be a little upset with JP, but it's 0:02:45.440 --> 0:02:46.600 not about their n now much shot out. If we 0:02:46.600 --> 0:02:47.960 should have the we JP, which you got, you don't 0:02:48.000 --> 0:02:49.920 need to start VF man, Hey, no beef, don't need 0:02:49.960 --> 0:02:51.679 to be I can't wait to hear it. 0:02:51.720 --> 0:02:51.960 Though. 0:02:52.520 --> 0:02:55.320 Hey my shout out no free shout out of the 0:02:55.360 --> 0:02:58.120 week a little bit more, a little bit like another 0:02:58.160 --> 0:03:01.639 throwback I did previously, but I was I was walking 0:03:01.639 --> 0:03:05.400 around the mall this past weekend. The best part about 0:03:05.440 --> 0:03:08.799 the mall the free samples from the Chinese restaurants. 0:03:09.000 --> 0:03:11.079 Damn for real, shout out, no free. 0:03:11.080 --> 0:03:13.560 Shout out to the employee that stands out there and 0:03:13.600 --> 0:03:15.840 hands out those toothpicks. And also shout out to that 0:03:15.919 --> 0:03:18.360 free sampled chicken. It tastes better than the normal chicken. 0:03:19.680 --> 0:03:22.000 The normal chicken, dude, they must have put some crack 0:03:22.000 --> 0:03:23.600 cocaine or something in there. They gotta put something a 0:03:23.600 --> 0:03:25.640 little legal in there, and you taste you. I gotta 0:03:25.680 --> 0:03:27.560 get this and then you get the whole, You get 0:03:27.600 --> 0:03:29.360 the meat and three of whatever. The Chinese version of 0:03:29.400 --> 0:03:31.480 that is. You get that, you eat and you're like, 0:03:31.520 --> 0:03:34.040 this isn't the same. Exactly what an out standing shut out, 0:03:34.040 --> 0:03:35.000 no free shutout of the week. 0:03:35.080 --> 0:03:35.480 Crazy. 0:03:35.640 --> 0:03:36.080 I love it. 0:03:36.440 --> 0:03:38.800 Jack McPherson, who's not sitting in JPC JP is now 0:03:38.800 --> 0:03:41.160 sitting in Blosso Sea over to Jackie, what do you got, baby, 0:03:41.160 --> 0:03:42.480 You've been hit with hitters all day. 0:03:43.040 --> 0:03:45.160 I think you're gonna really like this one. 0:03:45.200 --> 0:03:46.560 Oh, speaking it to. 0:03:46.560 --> 0:03:47.200 A new level. 0:03:47.280 --> 0:03:49.280 I'm not adding a new dimension. But let me let 0:03:49.280 --> 0:03:51.520 me set the scene. Let's say you're driving in. 0:03:51.440 --> 0:03:53.680 Your Carlicos mess all right, start off for sure. 0:03:53.920 --> 0:03:56.640 So you're driving in the car, usually going uh somewhere 0:03:56.680 --> 0:03:59.760 close enough maybe three four hours max. And you're hitting 0:03:59.760 --> 0:04:02.000 the stack and all of a sudden, right around the 0:04:02.040 --> 0:04:04.480 state lines, you always see one of those big ass stores. 0:04:04.560 --> 0:04:08.960 It says world's biggest fireworks stand and they're open year round. 0:04:09.640 --> 0:04:12.760 So this weekend I traveled to Knoxville shout out no 0:04:12.800 --> 0:04:14.720 free shout out to my boy Josh Dobbs. 0:04:14.920 --> 0:04:16.360 Went from just golf tournament. 0:04:16.839 --> 0:04:19.080 But on the way to Knoxville, I passed one of 0:04:19.120 --> 0:04:21.560 the biggest fireworks stands. So I go in there, and 0:04:21.640 --> 0:04:23.920 of course I'm the only person in there, probably the 0:04:24.000 --> 0:04:25.200 only person that's been in that. 0:04:25.200 --> 0:04:26.239 Store since July. 0:04:26.800 --> 0:04:27.880 How do they pay their texas? 0:04:28.320 --> 0:04:28.960 Who knows? 0:04:29.000 --> 0:04:32.320 But these guys wanted to sell me everything in the store. 0:04:32.520 --> 0:04:34.760 I didn't have the heart to tell them what I 0:04:34.800 --> 0:04:37.200 was buying them for, so I literally lied and said 0:04:37.200 --> 0:04:39.800 that I was getting them for my nephew, which I 0:04:39.920 --> 0:04:44.360 do not even have a nephew. So anyways, you can 0:04:44.360 --> 0:04:46.960 open your eyes now, so shout out, no free. 0:04:46.960 --> 0:04:48.599 Shout out to the fireworks stand. 0:04:48.680 --> 0:04:50.440 But I also. 0:04:51.720 --> 0:04:56.040 I brought some black cats to the boys. So hiring gifts, 0:04:56.080 --> 0:04:58.440 the man comes bearing gifts, feel bad. I feel bad 0:04:58.480 --> 0:05:01.120 for will and bloss things go on here. You'll get 0:05:01.160 --> 0:05:01.799 one up here. 0:05:02.920 --> 0:05:05.480 And then obviously had to get some of the m eighties, 0:05:05.720 --> 0:05:08.320 and the man made me made it. 0:05:08.360 --> 0:05:10.200 Very clear that they were waterproof. 0:05:10.240 --> 0:05:14.280 He would not he lets you know, bunker Busters one 0:05:14.320 --> 0:05:15.040 hundred counts. 0:05:15.040 --> 0:05:16.839 Well, we'll go out in the parking lot, maybe in 0:05:16.880 --> 0:05:19.159 the alley and hit a black cat for the for 0:05:19.200 --> 0:05:21.200 the old times, but you had an apple or something 0:05:21.240 --> 0:05:21.440 like that. 0:05:21.680 --> 0:05:22.520 Shout out, no free. 0:05:22.560 --> 0:05:26.000 Shout out to all of the grinders out there in 0:05:26.000 --> 0:05:29.760 those fireworks stands that only operate in heavy traffic between 0:05:30.480 --> 0:05:32.760 July first and July seventh. 0:05:32.400 --> 0:05:34.440 No shit, did they pay all their bills in those 0:05:34.480 --> 0:05:35.159 four to three days. 0:05:35.320 --> 0:05:37.279 No, But I mean I was probably the only customer 0:05:37.279 --> 0:05:39.279 that's been in there in months. So shout out those 0:05:39.320 --> 0:05:40.599 guys outstanding. 0:05:40.920 --> 0:05:41.520 I love that. 0:05:41.600 --> 0:05:43.599 Shout out that was and you know what, dude, growing 0:05:43.640 --> 0:05:46.760 up in Arizona highly illegal. You know why, you blow 0:05:46.800 --> 0:05:48.479 on something too hard, you snap your fingers a little 0:05:48.480 --> 0:05:48.680 too hard. 0:05:48.720 --> 0:05:50.599 There's a whole fire going on. It's a desert baby. 0:05:50.760 --> 0:05:53.760 This You give this to an eighth grader in Arizona, 0:05:54.000 --> 0:05:55.680 you better watch your fucking hat, dude. 0:05:55.839 --> 0:05:58.080 This is the ship right here. Hey, that's great. 0:05:58.160 --> 0:05:59.560 And he only he did a shout out, no free 0:05:59.560 --> 0:06:02.200 shadow of a week, but he also bringing gifts. 0:06:03.040 --> 0:06:04.440 I give the edge of Jack and this one over 0:06:04.520 --> 0:06:06.560 JP right now. I'm not saying it's competition. I'm not 0:06:06.560 --> 0:06:07.640 saying it's competition at all. 0:06:07.760 --> 0:06:10.479 They're both outstanding, but I will say it's pretty great. 0:06:10.480 --> 0:06:11.960 I know, I know Garret probably doesn't have gifts, so 0:06:11.960 --> 0:06:12.840 he knows he's under these. 0:06:12.960 --> 0:06:19.640 Be a sample on a stick, bro days old. 0:06:19.680 --> 0:06:21.159 I don't Yeah, I don't know how that would have 0:06:21.160 --> 0:06:22.960 gone over. I'll tell you what, dude, I'll collab on 0:06:23.040 --> 0:06:23.520 that Jack. 0:06:24.320 --> 0:06:28.440 I'll clap on them, man. Man go starts with taking. 0:06:28.120 --> 0:06:30.880 A chance, next up and last up because we're missing 0:06:30.920 --> 0:06:33.840 Bloss bosses out. So JP's sitting in Bloss to see 0:06:34.040 --> 0:06:36.360 Jack is sitting in JPC and Garret kind of sitting 0:06:36.400 --> 0:06:37.800 wherever the fuck he wants. He's like a no mad 0:06:37.839 --> 0:06:39.600 in this place. Garrett, What do you got for us babies? 0:06:40.440 --> 0:06:42.559 My shout out, no free shout out of the week. 0:06:43.279 --> 0:06:46.640 The boys are dropping merch this week. Oh we have 0:06:46.720 --> 0:06:52.000 three and three new hats, so I come with gifts 0:06:52.040 --> 0:06:52.600 for everyone. 0:06:52.760 --> 0:06:56.520 Okay, I love that. I fucking love that. 0:06:56.600 --> 0:06:58.320 And we when we put that thing down in the 0:06:58.320 --> 0:07:01.440 merch store and people see those things, they're incredible. 0:07:01.480 --> 0:07:03.560 I've got a little sneak peek and I love them. 0:07:03.839 --> 0:07:05.640 Now let me ask you this. You sent me some 0:07:05.680 --> 0:07:08.279 hats to go off of, and you said pick three. 0:07:08.320 --> 0:07:11.840 I never picked three, not those, not those whatever we 0:07:11.960 --> 0:07:12.960 I know we're in store. 0:07:13.000 --> 0:07:15.080 Those are coming for the like I think the fall. 0:07:15.800 --> 0:07:18.680 When these things drop, those hats I'm talking about right there, 0:07:18.720 --> 0:07:19.760 These those are gonna be bangers too. 0:07:19.760 --> 0:07:20.440 Don't get me wrong. 0:07:20.720 --> 0:07:24.240 When those other hats drop, you might have to cancel 0:07:24.360 --> 0:07:28.800 the competition on hats of all time. Christmas, dude, cancel it. Hanukkah, Christmas, 0:07:28.840 --> 0:07:31.400 all them winter holidays, dude, shut them all down. Yeah, 0:07:31.480 --> 0:07:34.760 because that shit goes fucking hard. I'll be quick because 0:07:34.760 --> 0:07:36.640 we're already running in We told ourselves fifteen minutes and 0:07:36.640 --> 0:07:38.520 were literally get the halfway point right there. We just 0:07:38.600 --> 0:07:40.440 hit the halfway point right there. My shout out, no 0:07:40.480 --> 0:07:41.880 free Shadow, shout. 0:07:41.600 --> 0:07:43.000 Out of the Weeks. I think I fucked that up. 0:07:43.040 --> 0:07:46.320 It's okay, Goo's too And this is kind of a 0:07:46.600 --> 0:07:49.800 this is kind of a you know, this is kind 0:07:49.800 --> 0:07:51.880 of are we go because I'm employed? 0:07:53.440 --> 0:07:55.560 But my shout out no free Shadow of. 0:07:55.480 --> 0:08:00.320 The week goes to hang them down low steal trap, 0:08:00.800 --> 0:08:04.920 big balls John Robinson for handling the draft the way 0:08:04.960 --> 0:08:08.480 he did Thursday. Hey, what's that old thing they had 0:08:08.560 --> 0:08:11.000 us in the first half. I'll be honest, that shit 0:08:11.040 --> 0:08:14.880 happened Thursday night. Happened we trade up. I'm sitting there 0:08:15.240 --> 0:08:17.600 and for two and a half seconds, I go, Yo, Taylor, 0:08:17.640 --> 0:08:19.040 what's happening. 0:08:19.120 --> 0:08:20.000 AJ Brown's gone. 0:08:20.160 --> 0:08:22.920 My agent texted me, says AJ Brown is gone, And 0:08:22.920 --> 0:08:25.720 I'm like, what did we get? The entire Eagles franchise? Like, 0:08:25.760 --> 0:08:26.679 what are we about to grab? 0:08:26.720 --> 0:08:26.920 Here? 0:08:27.320 --> 0:08:29.440 They say the eighteenth overall pick or sixteenth overall pick, 0:08:29.480 --> 0:08:32.880 one of the two and the one hundred and first pick. 0:08:33.120 --> 0:08:36.559 Now, first things first, your first thought is. 0:08:37.360 --> 0:08:41.000 I don't know because AJ Brown he's played in the 0:08:41.040 --> 0:08:43.800 league for a few years. He's an absolute stud. He's young, 0:08:43.840 --> 0:08:46.560 he's going into his primeiers all those things. And he 0:08:46.679 --> 0:08:50.440 takes this kid, Traylon Burke, who is about to be 0:08:50.480 --> 0:08:52.800 my new teammate. He's a little chubby in the FACEO 0:08:52.920 --> 0:08:54.840 meankes you nervous. The first play pumps, but then you 0:08:54.880 --> 0:08:56.680 just realize he's just a country boy dude. This kid 0:08:56.720 --> 0:08:58.199 fucking stabs bores. 0:08:58.920 --> 0:09:00.400 And then he goes on in the draft. 0:09:00.679 --> 0:09:03.440 And at first I said a little tweet, I say, hey, Titans, sans, 0:09:03.440 --> 0:09:06.040 how do we feel? I had over two thousand replies, 0:09:06.480 --> 0:09:09.520 and about one nine and ninety five of those things 0:09:09.559 --> 0:09:11.880 were negative. Five of those guys are like Benjay, Robberie. 0:09:11.920 --> 0:09:17.800 Trust those people got murdered. Then Saturdays when the drafts, Thursday, Friday, Saturdays, 0:09:17.840 --> 0:09:19.959 when the draft ends, I'm in New Orleans. I got 0:09:19.960 --> 0:09:21.720 a cool new tattoo. I walks into his shop and 0:09:21.720 --> 0:09:22.520 just randomly got that. 0:09:23.200 --> 0:09:23.959 I'm in New Orleans. 0:09:24.040 --> 0:09:25.320 I say, people, how are we feeling? 0:09:25.720 --> 0:09:28.560 How do we feel about this new little deal? And 0:09:29.200 --> 0:09:31.800 it almost seemed like a reverse reaction. People are very excited. 0:09:31.800 --> 0:09:34.640 Now I know the Malik Willis thing, Milik will miliek Willis. 0:09:34.640 --> 0:09:36.760 That's how you say his name, Milik Willis. Everyone was 0:09:36.800 --> 0:09:39.560 really excited because everyone for some reason hates Tannehill. It's 0:09:39.559 --> 0:09:41.880 not like he just brought this franchise back to life whatever. 0:09:42.400 --> 0:09:45.120 But Willis is a big one. I think that kid 0:09:45.120 --> 0:09:47.120 from a house state looks like a stud. You know, 0:09:47.240 --> 0:09:50.280 he does have that one play against him. And second overall, 0:09:50.320 --> 0:09:53.480 pick Aiden Hudgerson. Aiden put in an absolute beak on him, 0:09:53.480 --> 0:09:55.440 which I've been banked, so it's okay for me to 0:09:55.480 --> 0:09:58.400 say we get an absolute stud in Hassan Haskins. He's 0:09:58.400 --> 0:10:00.320 not gonna be Derrick Henry. Don't try to make him 0:10:00.320 --> 0:10:02.840 Derrick Henry. But the kid runs fucking hard. He gets 0:10:02.880 --> 0:10:05.040 after it gets a corner in the second round. Now, hey, 0:10:06.160 --> 0:10:07.880 when we grab a corner in the second round, that's 0:10:07.880 --> 0:10:11.200 when everyone was like, fire his ass right now, fucking 0:10:11.320 --> 0:10:15.800 fire John Robinson and listen, Well, we won't know if 0:10:15.840 --> 0:10:19.720 trading AJ or what happened between AJ and the team. 0:10:19.760 --> 0:10:20.400 Will never know. 0:10:20.840 --> 0:10:24.280 I might know, some people Ben Jones might know, but 0:10:24.400 --> 0:10:26.560 you guys will never know, right, and we won't know 0:10:26.600 --> 0:10:28.840 if it was the right move or not. I would 0:10:28.880 --> 0:10:32.000 say for three years, seventy two months, that's all we got. 0:10:32.480 --> 0:10:34.280 But I will say for John to do what he did, 0:10:34.880 --> 0:10:37.760 stay the course, he handled adversity from the fantasy. Probably 0:10:37.800 --> 0:10:39.800 didn't look at it, but he knew. He made a 0:10:39.960 --> 0:10:43.720 very aggressive move and then kept going to the draft 0:10:44.040 --> 0:10:46.400 and to have the pendulum swing the way it did 0:10:46.800 --> 0:10:50.040 from Friday to Saturday, another seventy two hour mark, and 0:10:50.120 --> 0:10:52.960 that man changed the hearts and souls of its entire franchise. 0:10:53.880 --> 0:10:55.959 I'd say that man deserves a shoutout. No free shadow 0:10:56.040 --> 0:10:56.920 of the week? Am I right? 0:10:57.760 --> 0:10:58.240 Am? I right? 0:10:58.280 --> 0:11:01.440 So shout out John Robinson, my boss, thank you for 0:11:01.480 --> 0:11:03.640 not cutting me. That's always outstanding. It's always a win 0:11:04.440 --> 0:11:05.960 when you get to stay on the team for another year. 0:11:06.360 --> 0:11:06.920 I love that. 0:11:06.960 --> 0:11:10.200 A lot of people people did say, I wish that 0:11:10.280 --> 0:11:12.319 was you, Taylor, Jay. 0:11:12.600 --> 0:11:13.640 People said, I wish that. 0:11:13.600 --> 0:11:14.240 Was you, said Jay. 0:11:14.360 --> 0:11:16.920 Here's a little spoiler, guys, it's a completely different game, right, 0:11:17.320 --> 0:11:21.360 completely different game my cap hit AJ where what he 0:11:21.440 --> 0:11:23.560 wanted is just a totally different game. 0:11:23.640 --> 0:11:25.400 You're not We're not playing the same shots. Fear. It's 0:11:25.400 --> 0:11:25.719 tough to do. 0:11:26.200 --> 0:11:28.960 I'm gonna give us a two extra minutes. We're gonna 0:11:28.960 --> 0:11:32.520 go seventeen minutes. I want to know JP. You don't care, 0:11:32.760 --> 0:11:34.199 so you're not. I don't care if you speak in 0:11:34.240 --> 0:11:36.160 this or not, but I want to hear from a 0:11:36.200 --> 0:11:38.880 couple of homegrown cats how they feel the Tennessee Titans 0:11:38.960 --> 0:11:41.680 draft went. So Jack, I'll let you have the mic first, 0:11:41.920 --> 0:11:43.280 give me your give me your full bit. 0:11:43.280 --> 0:11:43.520 Baby. 0:11:43.520 --> 0:11:45.240 You can take as long as you want, and we'll 0:11:45.240 --> 0:11:47.560 get the Burt christ for in a second two episodes. 0:11:47.600 --> 0:11:49.560 It's unbelievable. But Jack, you're up. Yeah. 0:11:49.600 --> 0:11:52.280 I mean, obviously, AJ being the uh probably the biggest 0:11:52.320 --> 0:11:54.840 news in the entire draft over every team is the 0:11:54.840 --> 0:11:55.560 most shocking. 0:11:56.240 --> 0:11:56.520 Uh. 0:11:56.640 --> 0:12:00.280 Twitter was an absolute shit storm for some flowers. We're 0:12:00.280 --> 0:12:03.120 all battling for our lives. I obviously love AJ to death. 0:12:03.200 --> 0:12:05.480 I've got the AJ jersey, still wondering when I'm gonna 0:12:05.480 --> 0:12:07.600 get my refund for that. So AJ, if you're listening, 0:12:07.640 --> 0:12:09.880 maybe shoot me a eighty hundred piece because you know 0:12:09.920 --> 0:12:11.240 I invested in that jersey. 0:12:11.280 --> 0:12:15.160 But anyways, I'm also really excited for Turylin Berks. I 0:12:15.200 --> 0:12:16.880 think he's gonna be a stud. He's a grinder. 0:12:16.920 --> 0:12:18.320 He's a kid that you're not gonna have to worry 0:12:18.320 --> 0:12:20.200 too much outside of the locker room. I feel like, 0:12:20.240 --> 0:12:22.840 so I feel like he's gonna be dialed in. Obviously, there's 0:12:22.880 --> 0:12:26.520 why do you feel that way, Mainly the country aspect 0:12:26.559 --> 0:12:28.040 he comes from, like a smaller town. 0:12:28.200 --> 0:12:29.160 It just seems like he's a. 0:12:29.200 --> 0:12:31.319 Kid who's just like all about ball, Like there's not 0:12:31.360 --> 0:12:33.200 gonna be too many distractions on the outside. 0:12:33.240 --> 0:12:34.840 Again, I don't know the guy at all. 0:12:35.120 --> 0:12:37.720 I've seen him play, you know, a few times, mainly 0:12:37.720 --> 0:12:40.760 when Tennessee was playing Arkansas stuff like that, But I 0:12:40.800 --> 0:12:42.319 went and watched a couple of his highlights, and the 0:12:42.360 --> 0:12:44.920 kid's explosive, the kid's gritty. He looks like he's gonna 0:12:44.960 --> 0:12:47.160 be potentially a good one. I like him and Robert 0:12:47.200 --> 0:12:49.080 Woods being our two guys. We've got a lot of 0:12:49.120 --> 0:12:51.600 new faces coming in, so in a way, it kind 0:12:51.640 --> 0:12:53.360 of feels like our offense is gonna just have this 0:12:53.440 --> 0:12:54.200 new allure to it. 0:12:54.240 --> 0:12:57.760 And there's a lot of question marks. But I've got. 0:12:57.600 --> 0:13:01.400 I've got promise and again, and I'm also a die hard, 0:13:01.520 --> 0:13:04.640 So my hope is through the roof all the time 0:13:04.679 --> 0:13:05.360 for the Titans. 0:13:06.400 --> 0:13:09.040 You know, one thing that will make you actually believe 0:13:09.600 --> 0:13:11.840 that all the things you said are true is just 0:13:11.880 --> 0:13:13.599 looking at the way trailin Burke was dressed when he 0:13:13.640 --> 0:13:17.440 came to Tennessee absolutely ray shit kicker boots, washed blue 0:13:17.520 --> 0:13:19.560 jeans and assure you didn't he didn't care if it 0:13:19.600 --> 0:13:20.600 fit or not when he tucked it in. 0:13:20.679 --> 0:13:20.880 Yeah. 0:13:20.880 --> 0:13:22.720 I mean even like going back to you when you 0:13:22.840 --> 0:13:24.800 first got drafted came here, or how you said you 0:13:24.880 --> 0:13:26.199 just like fell in love with Nashville. 0:13:26.280 --> 0:13:28.120 You can imagine a guy who kind of is. 0:13:28.080 --> 0:13:31.520 Like feels like rooted in this culture and community already. 0:13:32.000 --> 0:13:33.120 He's gotta be over. 0:13:33.000 --> 0:13:34.600 The moon that he's in a town where he's probably 0:13:34.640 --> 0:13:37.560 gonna feel more comfortable than maybe say like in La 0:13:38.000 --> 0:13:38.720 or New York. 0:13:38.840 --> 0:13:41.920 So starting off him just getting here and feeling like he's. 0:13:41.760 --> 0:13:44.320 Part of the community already, I think that's gonna be 0:13:44.320 --> 0:13:46.800 a big thing. I like a lot of our other picks, 0:13:47.160 --> 0:13:50.160 the molequallest one. Obviously, people are like thinking that, you know, 0:13:50.360 --> 0:13:52.480 if if Tanny doesn't perform this year, it's gonna be 0:13:52.480 --> 0:13:55.040 the Moleik Show. I don't think that's the case. You know, 0:13:55.120 --> 0:13:57.439 he's coming from Liberty. I know there's gonna be a 0:13:57.480 --> 0:14:00.520 lot of guys in the coaching room. They're gonna him 0:14:00.559 --> 0:14:04.200 so excited to see if he's got any upside other 0:14:04.280 --> 0:14:06.680 than that. I mean, obviously the main thing was the 0:14:06.720 --> 0:14:10.760 AJ trade. I'm I'm devastated that he's leaving because he 0:14:10.880 --> 0:14:14.160 was the first big franchise receiver we've had in over 0:14:14.200 --> 0:14:15.320 two decades. 0:14:15.320 --> 0:14:16.920 And the whole town loved him. 0:14:16.960 --> 0:14:19.320 I mean, he was full of charisma and and just 0:14:19.360 --> 0:14:20.600 a strong go getter. 0:14:20.680 --> 0:14:23.600 But I hope the best for him with the Eagles. 0:14:23.680 --> 0:14:26.160 The one thing I am concerned about, no matter how 0:14:26.240 --> 0:14:29.240 well treylon Berg's performs, if AJ goes to the Eagles 0:14:29.280 --> 0:14:32.240 and it has like the best season of his career, 0:14:32.720 --> 0:14:34.680 people are just gonna think that we fucked up. But 0:14:35.560 --> 0:14:37.760 I don't know that. That's my take on it. I 0:14:37.800 --> 0:14:39.640 hope the best for Aj. I like a lot of 0:14:39.640 --> 0:14:41.720 our new guys, I think there's gonna be some grinders 0:14:41.720 --> 0:14:44.080 out there excited to see what comes. 0:14:43.800 --> 0:14:44.200 In the fall. 0:14:44.840 --> 0:14:47.360 Before you passed that MinC off the Garrett, would you 0:14:47.440 --> 0:14:49.680 have given Aj Brown twenty five million dollars a year? 0:14:50.120 --> 0:14:52.120 No, it's just so much money. 0:14:53.200 --> 0:14:53.520 Why not. 0:14:53.720 --> 0:14:58.640 I just don't see it being like anything like with 0:14:58.720 --> 0:15:01.520 our team. You said him so much that, like the 0:15:01.560 --> 0:15:04.680 locker room aspect is like something that most people don't 0:15:04.720 --> 0:15:05.640 see in the NFL. 0:15:05.880 --> 0:15:07.160 They'll talk about it almost. 0:15:06.920 --> 0:15:09.200 Being like a high school atmosphere where it's like everyone's 0:15:09.240 --> 0:15:11.160 just like ride or die for each other. And I 0:15:11.160 --> 0:15:13.160 feel like in a lot of these locker rooms, people 0:15:13.200 --> 0:15:15.760 getting paid, people trying to figure out where their next 0:15:15.760 --> 0:15:18.560 paychecks coming from, how much more they can get. 0:15:19.160 --> 0:15:20.520 It feels different in Tennessee. 0:15:20.560 --> 0:15:23.120 Obviously, me being a fan, never playing it down for 0:15:23.160 --> 0:15:25.680 the Titans or in any competitive football. 0:15:25.800 --> 0:15:28.160 It still seems that it was just too much. 0:15:28.880 --> 0:15:31.120 If he had maybe missed some of the injuries in 0:15:31.160 --> 0:15:34.240 the last year and a half and really was like 0:15:34.480 --> 0:15:37.400 the top one or two dogs receiver wise in the NFL, 0:15:37.720 --> 0:15:40.240 it would have made more sense. But I'm happy it 0:15:40.280 --> 0:15:42.200 worked out for him and he got the bag with 0:15:42.240 --> 0:15:44.520 the Eagles. One of my roommates and best friends is 0:15:44.520 --> 0:15:47.200 a huge Eagles fan, so I'm happy for him, happy 0:15:47.200 --> 0:15:50.880 for the city of Philadelphia. I don't feel like there 0:15:51.000 --> 0:15:53.640 was more pros than there were cons giving him that 0:15:53.760 --> 0:15:54.920 much money in four years. 0:15:54.920 --> 0:15:58.040 But again, we could always be wrong, we could always 0:15:58.080 --> 0:15:58.640 be right. 0:15:58.640 --> 0:16:01.520 So we'll just see, Yeah, at one point in this 0:16:01.680 --> 0:16:04.960 in this year, it will absolutely be the Titans are 0:16:04.960 --> 0:16:08.440 episode idiots, because something will happen and then at another 0:16:08.480 --> 0:16:09.840 point in the same year, there's gonna be the thing 0:16:09.840 --> 0:16:11.800 to say, Titans of the smartest people in the entire world. Right, 0:16:11.800 --> 0:16:14.160 there's always gonna be that contrast. That's the world we 0:16:14.200 --> 0:16:15.920 live in. That's the game we gotta play. Garrett, what 0:16:15.920 --> 0:16:18.320 are your thoughts on the twenty twenty two NFL Draft? 0:16:18.360 --> 0:16:20.280 And before you say anything, a lot of people are 0:16:20.280 --> 0:16:22.160 here to see Bert Kreischer, A lot of people are 0:16:22.200 --> 0:16:24.960 here to jump on see the boy, and they're probably wondering, 0:16:24.960 --> 0:16:27.640 why the fuck are these guys talking about Tennessee Titan football. 0:16:27.960 --> 0:16:30.240 That guy, Burt Krusher is Unbelievable. Is a four hour 0:16:30.280 --> 0:16:33.440 podcast we're splitting up into two on Tuesday and on Thursday, 0:16:33.480 --> 0:16:35.640 and from now for the next eight weeks, we're going 0:16:35.640 --> 0:16:38.200 to have two episodes a week for the next eight weeks. 0:16:38.200 --> 0:16:39.880 It's gonna be a believa, a little bit redundant, but 0:16:40.320 --> 0:16:44.280 it is the case Bert was unbelievable. However, we are 0:16:44.320 --> 0:16:46.240 based here in Nashville. I if you don't know me, 0:16:46.440 --> 0:16:48.200 my name is Sarah Lawan. I play left tackle for 0:16:48.200 --> 0:16:51.520 the Tennessee Titans. Will Compton played for the Tennessee Titans. 0:16:51.600 --> 0:16:54.160 We are based in Nashville. The Boys played here. So 0:16:54.400 --> 0:16:56.360 if you're kind of wondering what the fuck is going on, 0:16:56.400 --> 0:16:58.320 why can't we listen to Bert Krausher. We're just kind 0:16:58.320 --> 0:17:00.480 of breaking down the biggest news to us in this 0:17:00.560 --> 0:17:02.000 world right now. And if you want, you can probably 0:17:02.000 --> 0:17:05.080 fast forward, I say three minutes and jump right onto 0:17:05.119 --> 0:17:06.240 Bird if you want. But I think you like to 0:17:06.280 --> 0:17:08.359 stick around for this is Garrett looks like he's got 0:17:08.400 --> 0:17:10.040 a noggin full of knowledge's about to drop on us 0:17:10.119 --> 0:17:10.359 right now. 0:17:10.480 --> 0:17:10.760 Garrett. 0:17:11.960 --> 0:17:14.600 So, I was at birthday dinner for my girlfriend when 0:17:14.640 --> 0:17:15.800 the AJ news dropped the. 0:17:15.840 --> 0:17:18.359 One you apologize to at the line I apologize. 0:17:17.800 --> 0:17:21.000 To, I probably owe another apology because my attention was 0:17:21.520 --> 0:17:25.080 blown as soon as my phone started going off about Ajyep. 0:17:26.400 --> 0:17:26.920 She looks at me. 0:17:26.960 --> 0:17:30.600 She's like, what, like, well, AJ Brown just got traded, 0:17:30.600 --> 0:17:33.360 so everything's fucked. Yeah, it's like okay, great, here goes 0:17:33.440 --> 0:17:34.960 this dinner, Like we just sat down. 0:17:35.119 --> 0:17:35.920 Yeah, the dinner's over. 0:17:36.760 --> 0:17:37.280 Great dinner. 0:17:38.680 --> 0:17:41.639 It did suck seeing that AJ left. I think for 0:17:41.720 --> 0:17:46.400 the first time I saw how the business works because 0:17:46.560 --> 0:17:48.439 we had a picket twenty six and then we had 0:17:48.440 --> 0:17:51.800 a picket ninety and the amount of picks we picked 0:17:51.880 --> 0:17:54.800 up throughout the entire draft by moving around trading aj. 0:17:55.000 --> 0:17:59.280 Obviously we left with way more players to add to 0:17:59.320 --> 0:18:02.800 the roster, and after last year you could see it's 0:18:02.840 --> 0:18:06.280 a next man up mentality here and having more people 0:18:06.320 --> 0:18:09.040 I think was very crucial. And I think all the 0:18:09.119 --> 0:18:12.960 guys we got are very skilled at their position. Like 0:18:13.119 --> 0:18:16.879 Jack said trailing, Burke's a grinder. He torched Bama, uh 0:18:17.160 --> 0:18:20.359 to Bama highlights. Did got to go off on Obama, didn't? 0:18:20.359 --> 0:18:21.119 He porged Bama. 0:18:21.440 --> 0:18:24.199 And then the next guy we picked, the corner from 0:18:24.240 --> 0:18:28.320 Auburn torch Bama too. So I'm very familiar glad to 0:18:28.359 --> 0:18:32.280 have them on our team, no doubt. I think the 0:18:32.440 --> 0:18:36.520 drafting Malik Willis it was a It's obviously going to 0:18:36.600 --> 0:18:40.720 cause controversy on Twitter, but I'm I'm a fan of 0:18:40.800 --> 0:18:43.160 having a little bit of a battle in the QB thing. 0:18:43.280 --> 0:18:47.640 All it's gonna do is make Tannehill play better. Yeah, 0:18:47.680 --> 0:18:49.960 we got a guy from Ohio State. Looks pretty solid 0:18:50.440 --> 0:18:52.440 and my favorite pick is probably Hassan Haskins. 0:18:52.600 --> 0:18:55.520 Jack and I were Haskins dude. 0:18:55.600 --> 0:18:57.800 Jack and I were at the Michigan Ohio State game 0:18:57.920 --> 0:19:00.320 the Big House, and that boy went all in the. 0:19:00.359 --> 0:19:04.440 Snow, little racist. You said, boy, well as you're white, right, No, 0:19:04.640 --> 0:19:07.040 we can cut that. We cut that. 0:19:08.080 --> 0:19:09.600 Hey, go back to the Shane episode. 0:19:09.640 --> 0:19:13.320 You'll hear. Yeah, no doubt. I'm only kidding. No, dude, 0:19:13.320 --> 0:19:15.240 the guy's a stud dud. We picked him up. I 0:19:15.320 --> 0:19:16.399 was super excited about that. 0:19:16.560 --> 0:19:18.560 Yeah, I was super stoked on that. And then the guy, 0:19:18.680 --> 0:19:20.600 the tight end we got from Maryland. People are saying 0:19:20.600 --> 0:19:22.320 he's kind of like a John new Smith type guy. 0:19:22.480 --> 0:19:22.760 Love that. 0:19:24.000 --> 0:19:26.920 I mean it kind of was a point that we 0:19:27.160 --> 0:19:29.320 missed that last year. I think from the tight end position, 0:19:29.920 --> 0:19:31.760 I just like the speed and skill out of him. 0:19:31.840 --> 0:19:33.760 So I'm looking forward to seeing where he fits in. 0:19:34.359 --> 0:19:36.720 I love that. I can say one thing. Okay, you 0:19:36.720 --> 0:19:38.760 can say we're at nineteen minutes, thirty second or quick. 0:19:39.480 --> 0:19:43.240 I need everybody in thirty years to come back to 0:19:43.359 --> 0:19:47.800 this clip. Traylon Burke Hall of Famer. 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But for 0:21:50.040 --> 0:21:51.720 some reason in my mind was like, I don't believe it. 0:21:51.840 --> 0:21:53.040 Oh dude, it was it was. 0:21:53.240 --> 0:21:56.000 I was there and uh at the basketball for it. 0:21:56.040 --> 0:21:58.560 Well, I ended up resetting his arm, which maybe wouldn't 0:21:58.720 --> 0:22:01.320 isn't what you're supposed to do. But like his arm 0:22:01.400 --> 0:22:04.600 was broken and spun it around backwards, and so I 0:22:04.800 --> 0:22:09.520 was like, uh, I just spun it in regular like 0:22:09.880 --> 0:22:13.000 like if you see it, it's just it's just it's instinctual. 0:22:13.200 --> 0:22:15.080 Is it broke in half? And it went back. It 0:22:15.160 --> 0:22:17.800 was going like this, Yeah, he broke us humorous in half. 0:22:18.320 --> 0:22:20.560 Which is a tough one, right, Yeah, and the femur 0:22:20.640 --> 0:22:21.040 of the arm. 0:22:21.080 --> 0:22:22.479 That's so I just went like, here, let me get 0:22:22.520 --> 0:22:24.240 that free, buddy, and I just put it like this 0:22:25.040 --> 0:22:26.960 and then and then a lot of people focus on 0:22:27.119 --> 0:22:29.399 that as being the reason that he has nerve damage 0:22:29.560 --> 0:22:32.000 as opposed to the actual fucking arm break. They're like, 0:22:32.240 --> 0:22:34.160 I was like they were gonna fix it at any point, 0:22:34.440 --> 0:22:36.200 and then I kept at their doctors. I go, yeah, 0:22:36.200 --> 0:22:38.520 before they gotn't even thing, No one had any equipment there. 0:22:39.080 --> 0:22:42.000 So what was his reaction after the cameras went off 0:22:42.040 --> 0:22:43.120 with He's just dude? 0:22:44.400 --> 0:22:46.760 It's my favorite part of Tom is like, because I 0:22:46.760 --> 0:22:48.800 don't understand why other people like him, I know why 0:22:48.880 --> 0:22:51.159 I like him. It's like like you ever take your 0:22:51.160 --> 0:22:52.719 wife out to a party and they're like, I love 0:22:52.760 --> 0:22:54.159 your wife, and you're like you don't even know her, 0:22:54.560 --> 0:22:57.960 right yeah, and then and then we're going, right, yeah, 0:22:58.000 --> 0:23:00.520 we're going It is. The thing I love about Sugura 0:23:00.800 --> 0:23:04.720 is when when he's definitely not trying to be funny 0:23:05.440 --> 0:23:08.240 and almost when he's sad. It's my favorite part of him, 0:23:08.480 --> 0:23:10.480 Like when I see someone do something to him that 0:23:10.480 --> 0:23:12.679 I know bothers him, and then he does this thing 0:23:12.680 --> 0:23:16.520 where we'll go like like we had a friend come 0:23:16.600 --> 0:23:21.040 in and into his new offices in Austin and just go, hey, 0:23:21.160 --> 0:23:23.200 can I get a water to Tom? And it was 0:23:23.240 --> 0:23:25.960 one of my favorite reactions ever, my favorite reaction ever. 0:23:26.240 --> 0:23:28.879 So Tom breaks his arm on his knee. I go 0:23:28.960 --> 0:23:30.960 over to his house that night. These are my two favorite. 0:23:31.000 --> 0:23:32.120 We go over to his house that night. We get 0:23:32.200 --> 0:23:34.000 a lifting belt. You know, if they have old people, 0:23:34.119 --> 0:23:35.680 they put it around so you can carry him around. 0:23:35.960 --> 0:23:37.920 I get a lifting belt, like a fat person's belt, 0:23:38.160 --> 0:23:39.719 and I put it around him. I get him out 0:23:39.720 --> 0:23:41.840 of his car, I get him down to his screening room. 0:23:41.880 --> 0:23:43.640 I get him down. He's got his arm braced, he's 0:23:43.640 --> 0:23:45.960 just been to the hospital, no surgery yet. And my 0:23:46.160 --> 0:23:49.680 wife looks at him and says, man, you're about to 0:23:49.680 --> 0:23:53.119 get fat as fuck. And The look on his face was, 0:23:54.600 --> 0:23:56.760 it's my fast what I love about him, and people 0:23:56.840 --> 0:23:58.720 that love him, they I don't know what they like 0:23:58.760 --> 0:24:02.000 about him because the real thing, like I like the 0:24:02.160 --> 0:24:05.600 real we get into the next day, I organized a 0:24:05.680 --> 0:24:07.240 medical transport to pick him up at his house to 0:24:07.240 --> 0:24:08.440 take him this is a heat of COVID. 0:24:08.520 --> 0:24:09.720 This is why are you organizing this? 0:24:10.040 --> 0:24:12.800 Because because his wife's not the person that's gonna be 0:24:12.920 --> 0:24:15.280 doing this. His wife. His wife, you know what his wife. 0:24:16.320 --> 0:24:18.240 I'm like, oh, listen, we all know where we stand 0:24:18.240 --> 0:24:23.480 in our relationships. Yeah, Christina, when when Tom fell, I said, 0:24:23.520 --> 0:24:25.440 what are you doing right now? She goes, I'm I'm 0:24:25.480 --> 0:24:28.240 freaking out. I just made some muffins and I opened 0:24:28.280 --> 0:24:33.000 a bottle of wine. I'll be there in five. I 0:24:33.119 --> 0:24:35.880 was getting the car. Christina's not said for this, we're 0:24:35.920 --> 0:24:37.960 gonna go do this. So that night, Leanne's like, you 0:24:38.000 --> 0:24:40.639 gotta order arrange. Christina calls me and goes, I need 0:24:40.680 --> 0:24:43.080 you to arrange a medical transport. I need a wheelchair, 0:24:43.400 --> 0:24:46.040 I need a gurney, I need like everything. She goes, 0:24:46.119 --> 0:24:48.560 throw the fucking kitchen sink at it. So I uh, 0:24:48.840 --> 0:24:52.200 I get a medical transport. I get a wheelchair. I 0:24:52.280 --> 0:24:54.560 go there, I take Tom toceed her SINAI and as 0:24:54.640 --> 0:24:56.800 I roll him out, I get him in our fucking 0:24:56.960 --> 0:25:00.640 drivers this ponytailed, long haired smoking a sick. As I'm 0:25:00.720 --> 0:25:03.159 rolling Tom in, put him in, We lock him in. 0:25:03.240 --> 0:25:05.200 We getting the thing. Guy goes, man, you're pretty fucked 0:25:05.240 --> 0:25:09.400 up back there. Huh. Tom's like, yeah, he's so much pain. 0:25:09.480 --> 0:25:11.280 And he goes, uh, is he on jokes at all? 0:25:11.400 --> 0:25:11.840 Not at all? 0:25:11.920 --> 0:25:13.879 And he goes, no, he might be, might be. He goes, uh, 0:25:13.960 --> 0:25:15.720 what do you guys do for a living? And I go, 0:25:15.800 --> 0:25:18.480 we're comedians. I mean I'm just I'm not hurt at all, right, 0:25:18.840 --> 0:25:21.239 And he goes, oh, I go, Tom, whn't you tell 0:25:21.280 --> 0:25:21.720 him a joke? 0:25:26.440 --> 0:25:28.760 Those are my favorites, Like I know that, I know that. 0:25:28.880 --> 0:25:31.080 Tom goes, I know what people like about Burt. But 0:25:31.240 --> 0:25:33.960 the thing I showed Tom like, uh, this is this 0:25:34.160 --> 0:25:37.639 is this is my this is what Tom must like 0:25:37.680 --> 0:25:40.600 about me. I guess. So we get stem cells right, right, 0:25:41.160 --> 0:25:44.000 so they and my elbow. Tom organizes it and I'm 0:25:44.040 --> 0:25:45.960 melting down. I'm melting down. I don't want to do it. 0:25:46.200 --> 0:25:47.560 I mean panic attacks about it. 0:25:47.720 --> 0:25:49.760 You have to get the it was Tommy John surgery. 0:25:50.000 --> 0:25:52.680 No, no, I'm just doing my movie. And I blew 0:25:52.720 --> 0:25:55.919 out my tendons of my tricep and ripped my tricep. 0:25:56.040 --> 0:25:57.000 Well you're going hard like that. 0:25:57.880 --> 0:25:59.119 They said, you want to do your own stunt. So 0:25:59.160 --> 0:26:02.600 I was like, oh, so fucking down a flight of stairs, 0:26:02.840 --> 0:26:05.520 I fucking do it all right. Well, I also fucking 0:26:05.560 --> 0:26:08.879 went a little too hard, blew out atairs doing well, 0:26:08.960 --> 0:26:14.639 no fucking falling in the forest and uh so, and 0:26:14.760 --> 0:26:17.200 so I fuck up my elbow. My triceparate tracks like 0:26:17.320 --> 0:26:19.199 seven centimeters or whatever. They have to pull it back 0:26:19.240 --> 0:26:21.160 down attach it. And I've been having a hard time 0:26:21.200 --> 0:26:23.160 rehabit it. And Tom goes, we're gonna get stem cells. 0:26:23.560 --> 0:26:25.440 So we go to stem cells. I'm a pain in 0:26:25.480 --> 0:26:28.080 the ass. Finally I decide to do it. We get 0:26:28.119 --> 0:26:30.160 in his car and he knows my brain so well, 0:26:30.680 --> 0:26:33.359 it's my left arm and uh and we're in his 0:26:33.440 --> 0:26:34.960 car and I start having a panic attack. I go, 0:26:35.200 --> 0:26:36.639 I think I'm losing feeling on my left arm. I 0:26:36.680 --> 0:26:39.399 don't say it. I'm just doing this. It's silent in 0:26:39.480 --> 0:26:42.800 Tom's car. I'm doing this and he goes he's driving. 0:26:42.840 --> 0:26:44.119 He goes, you're fine, buddy. 0:26:47.119 --> 0:26:50.320 You're five, buddy, just breathing work cells work, I think. 0:26:50.440 --> 0:26:52.959 So, I mean, I don't know where do you get 0:26:52.960 --> 0:26:55.080 down in l a ebo, But I like, I don't 0:26:55.080 --> 0:26:56.760 think stem cells a placebo thing, the. 0:26:56.840 --> 0:27:01.600 Thing like this. If I did it before, I would 0:27:01.760 --> 0:27:04.639 feel it in my tricep. Sure, I don't feel it. 0:27:04.680 --> 0:27:07.760 It feels regular now. And like I went in that day, 0:27:07.920 --> 0:27:10.280 the next that next week, a full week later, we 0:27:10.320 --> 0:27:12.080 were at Penn State and we had access to their 0:27:12.119 --> 0:27:15.320 facilities and we were benching and I was doing one 0:27:15.560 --> 0:27:17.639 thirty five, one thirty five. We were doing it in 0:27:17.720 --> 0:27:19.680 three thirty five. It was doing three thirty five rod before. 0:27:19.760 --> 0:27:21.320 By the right before I went to Serbia, I was 0:27:21.400 --> 0:27:23.159 in the best shape I was in I did. I 0:27:23.280 --> 0:27:25.399 was doing two thirty five as my bench, and I 0:27:25.520 --> 0:27:27.560 was like, I'd never been to thirty five my fucking life. 0:27:27.840 --> 0:27:30.360 You're cranking them out, cranking them out, boom. Yeah, it's 0:27:30.359 --> 0:27:30.920 not placebo. 0:27:31.040 --> 0:27:34.240 Placebo's like the fucking those those little little ristwere with 0:27:34.240 --> 0:27:36.960 a little bracelets where you're in the mall and they're like, hey, 0:27:37.400 --> 0:27:39.000 let me push around. You kind of get tossed around. 0:27:39.000 --> 0:27:40.439 They're like, hey, put this on. Then you goes off. 0:27:40.520 --> 0:27:42.800 Yeah, yeah, you're like baseball players. They always wearing the 0:27:42.840 --> 0:27:45.119 necklaces and stuff like that. Yeah, and they wear players 0:27:45.400 --> 0:27:47.800 you remember, like in the I guess the two thousands, Yeah, 0:27:47.800 --> 0:27:50.480 the two thousand, they would have like seventeen bracelets and 0:27:50.600 --> 0:27:51.680 ship on and necklaces. 0:27:51.720 --> 0:27:55.320 But bootball players, baseball players are the most superstitius. 0:27:54.680 --> 0:27:56.520 Out of all those got without a die. I agree 0:27:56.560 --> 0:27:57.040 with that, harmless. 0:27:57.200 --> 0:27:59.960 I remember I remember them teaching a superstition playing baseball. 0:28:00.280 --> 0:28:03.560 They would be like, uh, they would be like, true, though, 0:28:04.000 --> 0:28:05.920 that's first thing you do when you get in the 0:28:05.960 --> 0:28:09.359 batter's box, hitting coach, clean out that batter box, no 0:28:09.440 --> 0:28:11.359 foot no one's footsteps are in there. Yeah, And I 0:28:11.359 --> 0:28:14.960 remember thinking that does that help? And but then of 0:28:15.080 --> 0:28:17.440 course you'll see a lot of dudes do it. You 0:28:17.520 --> 0:28:19.560 go into the batter's box, you clean, You go in 0:28:19.720 --> 0:28:22.359 and clean everyone's footsteps out so that you got a 0:28:22.400 --> 0:28:24.840 brand news batter of box for you and what else? 0:28:25.000 --> 0:28:27.000 And I mean I did it my whole I had 0:28:27.080 --> 0:28:29.360 so many rituals when I played baseball that it made 0:28:29.400 --> 0:28:32.400 me fucking crazy. And I had to wear a mouthguard. 0:28:32.800 --> 0:28:35.159 I had prayers, I had to say I was a 0:28:35.200 --> 0:28:36.600 mouth guard and baseball, and mouth. 0:28:36.440 --> 0:28:39.640 Guard and baseball because I was like, I was like, dude, 0:28:39.720 --> 0:28:41.960 I was a fucking and then and then towards the end, 0:28:42.000 --> 0:28:44.560 I like there was a solid chunk where I got 0:28:44.600 --> 0:28:47.240 the yips and I could not. I could not throw 0:28:47.280 --> 0:28:50.280 the ball to from third to first really like legit 0:28:50.520 --> 0:28:52.960 could not. It's fucking horrible. 0:28:53.080 --> 0:28:57.080 The hardest part of the superstition is creating your superstition, 0:28:57.360 --> 0:28:59.440 because you know, when you get into baseball, you're like, Okay, 0:28:59.440 --> 0:29:02.320 I really like the way Luiskin's Alls kicks his leg out. 0:29:02.440 --> 0:29:04.080 I'm gonna try that, and you do it. Then you 0:29:04.120 --> 0:29:06.440 see Chipper Jones like throwing the bat like up and down. 0:29:06.480 --> 0:29:07.280 You're like, I'm gonna do that. 0:29:07.400 --> 0:29:09.160 Yeah, but then you but then you strike out. You're like, 0:29:09.160 --> 0:29:11.000 I gotta go back to Luis. I can't do that. 0:29:11.360 --> 0:29:13.240 And then you start playing head gives yourself and you're 0:29:13.280 --> 0:29:16.720 now you have like fifteen different things you gotta do it. 0:29:17.080 --> 0:29:18.680 Really, I didn't realize I was going crazy. 0:29:18.920 --> 0:29:19.160 I was. 0:29:19.240 --> 0:29:21.760 I had o CD. I still have OCD. I have 0:29:21.840 --> 0:29:24.520 superstisions in real life, like like I went the day 0:29:24.520 --> 0:29:25.880 I go I was just telling you I got a 0:29:25.920 --> 0:29:30.880 full blood panel. I'm a cardiologist. That morning, I fucking 0:29:31.200 --> 0:29:34.600 I did my superstitions. My superstitions number one I had. 0:29:35.240 --> 0:29:37.160 I washed my entire body right head to toe, in 0:29:37.200 --> 0:29:37.800 between my toes. 0:29:37.840 --> 0:29:40.200 Everything clean, everything, hang on, hang on in between your toes, 0:29:40.280 --> 0:29:41.200 between my toes, like. 0:29:41.240 --> 0:29:44.920 You just like I go. I I wash my whole bottom, shampoo, 0:29:45.200 --> 0:29:47.400 I face my beard, leave it in. Yeah. Then soap 0:29:47.720 --> 0:29:49.800 and wash my whole body. Soap all over my whole body. 0:29:49.800 --> 0:29:53.000 I need soap everywhere. Uh wash my like an ice skater. 0:29:53.200 --> 0:29:55.240 Washed my feet like moving the shower head, trying not 0:29:55.280 --> 0:29:56.920 to get any water on you too, like yeah, yeah, 0:29:56.960 --> 0:29:57.360 yeah yeah. 0:29:57.360 --> 0:29:58.360 I star our head off to the side. 0:29:58.440 --> 0:30:00.440 You say, full SuDS, full sud, full sun. 0:30:00.800 --> 0:30:03.800 Get down, squat down into a prayer, and my prayer 0:30:04.000 --> 0:30:10.440 is like, uh, it's been roughly, it's been better at times. 0:30:11.200 --> 0:30:12.600 That was just all look like I just sit on 0:30:12.680 --> 0:30:15.160 the bench and show the bench like kind of like 0:30:15.240 --> 0:30:16.080 bobbing up and down. 0:30:16.160 --> 0:30:18.080 Lett if I'm working hung over. 0:30:18.120 --> 0:30:21.280 I'm I'm moving around us in the squad like motherfucker, 0:30:22.560 --> 0:30:24.120 and then on the ground. 0:30:23.920 --> 0:30:26.560 And then I throw This is fucking gonna sound insane. 0:30:26.720 --> 0:30:29.720 I throw circles, three circles, around everyone I love. 0:30:30.560 --> 0:30:32.160 I throw circles around myself. 0:30:32.560 --> 0:30:38.840 Wait wait, wait, and then if I take the pictures, 0:30:38.880 --> 0:30:43.480 you go buy pictures and just do this the circles three, Well, 0:30:43.520 --> 0:30:43.680 do it. 0:30:43.720 --> 0:30:46.600 For you guys right now one two three, one three, 0:30:46.760 --> 0:30:48.000 one two three, And then. 0:30:47.920 --> 0:30:50.160 I gotta do these guys one two three, one two. 0:30:50.080 --> 0:30:51.920 Three like the people I don't care a lot about 0:30:52.000 --> 0:30:57.360 your three and then almost one two three, and then 0:30:57.400 --> 0:30:59.080 I land on me one two three, and then I 0:30:59.160 --> 0:31:00.880 nailed in the center of my head. I started like 0:31:00.920 --> 0:31:04.320 a fucking Luna. And the people I don't love, I 0:31:04.440 --> 0:31:07.280 give them quick ones. I'll go like three, but then 0:31:07.360 --> 0:31:09.120 the people I care about I go one to like 0:31:09.160 --> 0:31:11.520 I make sure really yeah, and then and so then 0:31:11.560 --> 0:31:13.760 I do my rituals and then and then if it 0:31:13.760 --> 0:31:15.840 gets back because it was bad for this. This is 0:31:16.360 --> 0:31:19.760 so fucking psycho. It was bad for this because I've 0:31:19.800 --> 0:31:21.960 been on tour really hard, and I've been pushing it 0:31:22.480 --> 0:31:26.400 really hard, and I've gained weight and I'm down some weight, 0:31:26.480 --> 0:31:28.240 but like, and so I'm like, man, I'm gonna be 0:31:28.400 --> 0:31:30.560 fucking my liver panel is gonna be through the fucking 0:31:30.680 --> 0:31:33.080 roof and I'm gonna and then it's gonna be complicated, 0:31:33.160 --> 0:31:35.480 and what if what if? I'm like, what if I'm diabetic? 0:31:35.600 --> 0:31:38.520 Like all these things? So I went. I was on 0:31:38.560 --> 0:31:40.120 the beach. I ran for a five mile run the 0:31:40.200 --> 0:31:42.120 day the day before my what you will call. 0:31:42.120 --> 0:31:47.840 It time out, time out my sun. Five miles, full running. 0:31:47.640 --> 0:31:48.160 Full running. 0:31:48.440 --> 0:31:49.160 You never stopped. 0:31:49.840 --> 0:31:50.640 I walk. 0:31:50.840 --> 0:31:53.720 I stopped to pick up rocks because because I was 0:31:53.760 --> 0:31:56.000 looking for rocks that looked red like a clean liver, 0:31:57.920 --> 0:32:00.760 and I was looking for clear rock. If I find 0:32:00.800 --> 0:32:03.400 a penny. When I did Hey Big Boy, you want 0:32:03.400 --> 0:32:04.880 to know, this is when it was a Big Boy 0:32:05.320 --> 0:32:06.360 my special on Netflix. 0:32:06.400 --> 0:32:07.360 It's all going faster. 0:32:07.680 --> 0:32:08.400 I have, I have. 0:32:08.800 --> 0:32:12.240 I know this is like unraveling a crazy person. So 0:32:12.320 --> 0:32:16.040 when I do uh, when I if I find a penny, 0:32:16.080 --> 0:32:18.280 I know it's it's look at If I see a penny, 0:32:18.280 --> 0:32:20.560 I'm like, it's good luck. We're gonna have a good 0:32:21.240 --> 0:32:22.800 esn't no matter. If I see a penny, I'm like, 0:32:23.520 --> 0:32:25.680 And so I did Hey Big Boy. My first I 0:32:25.760 --> 0:32:28.880 did four shows the first night, one show killed it. 0:32:29.000 --> 0:32:33.400 I had mustard on my fucking pants, kids, who fucking who? 0:32:33.880 --> 0:32:36.240 I ate a hot dog in between shows and there's 0:32:36.360 --> 0:32:38.320 mustard on my fucking pants. And I was like, no 0:32:38.400 --> 0:32:40.000 one saw that, and they're like, you're the one that 0:32:40.040 --> 0:32:42.560 wanted fucking hot dogs. Yeah, first show, I didn't do 0:32:42.640 --> 0:32:44.400 that well. And so the second night, I'm like, man, 0:32:44.400 --> 0:32:47.200 I gotta I gotta really kill it tonight. I get 0:32:47.240 --> 0:32:50.280 out of the the car to go to the thing, 0:32:51.440 --> 0:32:53.080 and at the last second, I just look back into 0:32:53.080 --> 0:32:54.760 the car to see if left to anything, and there's 0:32:54.800 --> 0:32:57.800 a fucking penny sitting right there and went I look around. 0:32:57.800 --> 0:33:00.520 I'm like, you got you're watching huh Grab the any. 0:33:00.920 --> 0:33:05.080 Murder, Hey Big Boy Murder? It Two destructive fucking shows 0:33:05.120 --> 0:33:08.120 in Cleveland, and then you want to talk about luck. 0:33:08.480 --> 0:33:12.040 It airs March seventeenth. Stay at Home Orders kick in 0:33:12.160 --> 0:33:16.520 March thirteenth. Everyone in America is in their house the 0:33:16.720 --> 0:33:19.280 day Hey Big Boy shows up on Netflix. It's like 0:33:19.360 --> 0:33:22.720 the fucking number three special they've ever had because no 0:33:22.880 --> 0:33:24.760 one everyone was at home. 0:33:25.240 --> 0:33:28.000 Everyone sucrews is. The next week he's number two. 0:33:28.400 --> 0:33:32.200 Like it's literally like the biggest And so I was 0:33:32.240 --> 0:33:34.520 like that fucking penny man got a bit good thing. 0:33:34.520 --> 0:33:37.160 I watched my whole body that day and praise squatted 0:33:37.200 --> 0:33:39.800 and praise quantite circles around three. 0:33:40.240 --> 0:33:41.200 Three, what's that prayer? 0:33:41.280 --> 0:33:41.320 Like? 0:33:41.360 --> 0:33:42.520 How long is that prayer? You don't got to know? 0:33:42.640 --> 0:33:45.000 No prayer. No, it's you do a little pane when 0:33:45.000 --> 0:33:45.840 I do West squad. 0:33:45.720 --> 0:33:46.360 Is I go uh? 0:33:47.120 --> 0:33:50.880 I said, uh, yes or no? And so I'll go uh. 0:33:51.640 --> 0:33:55.080 I'll say, hey, hey, God, are we gonna good day? 0:33:55.080 --> 0:33:56.840 And here, yeah, I go, it's my liver panel gonna 0:33:56.880 --> 0:33:58.320 turn it out. And he's right, and he goes, you're fine, 0:33:58.320 --> 0:34:00.680 And I went for real, but let it go quick, 0:34:00.760 --> 0:34:02.000 and I go for real and he goes, you're fine, 0:34:02.040 --> 0:34:02.760 and I went no. 0:34:03.160 --> 0:34:05.200 He says that back to you, is you're also playing 0:34:05.240 --> 0:34:05.960 God in your strength? 0:34:06.160 --> 0:34:07.000 Of course I'm playing God. 0:34:07.120 --> 0:34:07.480 I don't know. 0:34:07.800 --> 0:34:08.120 I don't know. 0:34:08.320 --> 0:34:12.520 Another guy is God, Jesus Christ? Another guy? 0:34:12.640 --> 0:34:15.680 My wife's funny. My wife, My wife will see it. 0:34:16.000 --> 0:34:19.640 She'll come in and like and if like especially I 0:34:19.680 --> 0:34:20.960 do it all the time when I fly. I do 0:34:21.000 --> 0:34:22.680 it every time when I fly. And then if something 0:34:22.719 --> 0:34:24.960 BIG's happening, I do it. Those are when my rituals 0:34:25.000 --> 0:34:27.880 come in. My wife will see it and she knows, 0:34:28.680 --> 0:34:30.600 she knows me well enough, and you'll just hear her 0:34:30.680 --> 0:34:33.000 giggling in the side. I'm just sitting in a shower 0:34:33.120 --> 0:34:36.040 and just doing getting through my and then she'll just go, 0:34:36.440 --> 0:34:38.360 are we all good? I was like, she goes, you 0:34:38.440 --> 0:34:39.960 cover all this? I was like, I got us all. 0:34:40.000 --> 0:34:41.359 We're all good, dude. 0:34:41.400 --> 0:34:42.440 I love this that one. 0:34:42.760 --> 0:34:44.719 You got hold Hold we got a backpedal. We just 0:34:44.800 --> 0:34:46.439 had twelve minutes. I gotta I gott ask a couple 0:34:46.440 --> 0:34:49.239 of questions. Yeah, when Sir Gura gets on in this 0:34:49.360 --> 0:34:51.279 taxi and I guy, you tell him to tell him 0:34:51.280 --> 0:34:51.640 a joke. 0:34:51.760 --> 0:34:53.320 Yeah, it's a gro tell a joke. You're all the 0:34:53.360 --> 0:34:56.600 way back. Ye. No he didn't joke. 0:34:56.680 --> 0:35:00.120 No he did not. Okay, I said, uh, he's And 0:35:00.200 --> 0:35:03.239 then the best was every time someone came in, they go, 0:35:03.280 --> 0:35:05.200 how did this happen? And I just go basketball. We 0:35:05.280 --> 0:35:07.799 were playing basketball, and everyone will go, look at time ago, 0:35:07.800 --> 0:35:11.440 you played basketball and it was my favorite and you 0:35:11.520 --> 0:35:13.359 know you shouldn't be playing basketball, and time goes, yeah, 0:35:13.360 --> 0:35:16.719 I know. Right before we played he said to me. 0:35:16.800 --> 0:35:18.400 He goes, hey, man, let's take it easy. You know 0:35:18.920 --> 0:35:21.919 the number one way dudes in their forties get hurt 0:35:22.440 --> 0:35:24.600 and for the rest of their lives by playing basketball. 0:35:24.640 --> 0:35:26.440 And I was like, shut right before you guys played it? 0:35:26.520 --> 0:35:29.239 Right before he blows out his patilla, ruptures it and 0:35:29.400 --> 0:35:31.000 breaks his fucking humorous. 0:35:31.719 --> 0:35:35.200 The same thing, he's playing slam ball some third graders, Hey, 0:35:35.320 --> 0:35:42.400 dunking on them, hostry, letting them know, letting them know, fuck. 0:35:44.160 --> 0:35:46.480 You said it blew out in the air. He said, 0:35:46.920 --> 0:35:48.879 I throw a bowling body in the air. I think 0:35:48.920 --> 0:35:51.880 that's impossible. I'na be so serious. 0:35:51.880 --> 0:35:54.080 I really think blowing your patella out and the air 0:35:54.440 --> 0:35:56.120 like it just took a second, yeah. 0:35:56.239 --> 0:35:59.000 Yeah, and then it's just about to pop and then 0:35:59.239 --> 0:36:01.040 just funny, you really hear the pop. 0:36:01.320 --> 0:36:03.320 You really hear the pop. Like when I when I 0:36:03.440 --> 0:36:06.040 when I ruptured my arms, I was tackling the dude 0:36:06.040 --> 0:36:08.400 to take him down the stairs, and I grabbed him 0:36:08.440 --> 0:36:11.520 and I was the thing was is that I think 0:36:11.680 --> 0:36:14.480 my scapula was tight and that was fucking up my tricept. 0:36:14.880 --> 0:36:16.759 So I went and grabbed him like this, and as 0:36:16.800 --> 0:36:19.120 I heard pop pop up and I went, oh, I 0:36:19.239 --> 0:36:21.359 just blow up my tricep. Like I was like, oh 0:36:21.400 --> 0:36:21.880 my god, I. 0:36:21.920 --> 0:36:24.680 Just blow my trule And they're like, what do you 0:36:24.680 --> 0:36:25.000 want to do? 0:36:25.040 --> 0:36:27.040 And I was like, I was like, let's just finish 0:36:27.120 --> 0:36:30.080 the scene. So it's like the the last actions part 0:36:30.120 --> 0:36:32.160 of the movie, and so I was like, I looked 0:36:32.160 --> 0:36:34.160 at the director. I go, hey, man, I'm getting surgery 0:36:34.200 --> 0:36:36.400 when I get back anyway, like, let's just do it. 0:36:36.600 --> 0:36:37.600 And he was like, what do you mean. I go 0:36:38.160 --> 0:36:40.480 if I heard it a little bit more like I 0:36:40.560 --> 0:36:42.560 still got to get the surgery, so let's just fucking 0:36:42.640 --> 0:36:45.440 do it. And he was like okay, and he's like, 0:36:45.640 --> 0:36:48.800 just just fucking go and and everything you see in 0:36:48.880 --> 0:36:52.320 the movie. My arm is fucking completely my triceps completely detached, 0:36:52.800 --> 0:36:55.440 and I'm just fucking going hard at fuck going fuck it. 0:36:55.520 --> 0:36:58.560 I wanted to look real and im and uh I 0:36:58.680 --> 0:37:00.640 was a fight scene, and I unch the guy for 0:37:00.760 --> 0:37:04.160 real because he's an MMA fighter. So like he goes, 0:37:05.040 --> 0:37:06.400 he goes, you're not gonna knock me out and you're 0:37:06.440 --> 0:37:08.759 not gonna hurt me, so just punch me, and I 0:37:08.840 --> 0:37:09.719 go make you. 0:37:09.719 --> 0:37:15.400 Feel you're not gonna knock you out. Literally, you're not 0:37:15.400 --> 0:37:16.520 gonna do an al damage. 0:37:16.800 --> 0:37:19.400 He literally said. He goes, you can't hurt me, so 0:37:19.680 --> 0:37:22.160 just hit me yea, And I went okay, And so 0:37:22.320 --> 0:37:25.319 I just fucking it's it's a very realistic fight scene 0:37:25.520 --> 0:37:28.160 because I just fucking punching this guy as hard as 0:37:28.200 --> 0:37:28.520 I can. 0:37:28.840 --> 0:37:29.719 And he's ending it and. 0:37:29.719 --> 0:37:32.239 He's yet I fucked his whole. Uh it was all 0:37:32.320 --> 0:37:34.359 cuts on his things. I have my ring on there's 0:37:34.480 --> 0:37:37.160 cuts on his thing from his side. And yeah, he 0:37:37.239 --> 0:37:40.319 came in. He came into my thing. This my arms 0:37:40.320 --> 0:37:43.480 all wrapped in ice. I'm fucking drinking with vodka. At 0:37:43.520 --> 0:37:45.280 the end of the day is Father's Day. Is Father's 0:37:45.320 --> 0:37:47.320 Day when this happened, My fucking family is having a 0:37:47.360 --> 0:37:50.000 big party. I'm like, motherfucker, I'm in Serbia. My arms 0:37:50.040 --> 0:37:51.640 fucking I know I need surgery when I get home. 0:37:51.640 --> 0:37:54.400 I still have a month of shooting, right. And uh, 0:37:54.840 --> 0:37:57.759 he comes in and he goes, you got me good, 0:37:57.800 --> 0:37:59.520 And I went really and he lit his shirt up 0:37:59.680 --> 0:38:02.239 and it is all like all red from my ring 0:38:02.520 --> 0:38:05.239 just wham swam, swam wham. And I was just plunging 0:38:05.360 --> 0:38:07.279 as hard as I could in the stomach and even 0:38:07.320 --> 0:38:09.560 knocked the window on the motherfucker he's eating it like that, 0:38:09.840 --> 0:38:11.440 eating it. Dude. He's a fucking badass. 0:38:11.520 --> 0:38:13.719 What a unique experience for you to realize that there's 0:38:13.760 --> 0:38:14.839 human beings like that in the world. 0:38:15.239 --> 0:38:17.719 You know, you got it, That's what Not enough people 0:38:17.880 --> 0:38:21.360 know that, Like when you walked in. I'm did you 0:38:21.440 --> 0:38:23.239 notice that I was looking at your body a lot, 0:38:23.280 --> 0:38:25.640 because I was like, I was like that, they don't 0:38:25.680 --> 0:38:27.680 make them like that, like they're not supposed to be. 0:38:28.520 --> 0:38:30.840 Hey, I'll take that. It's a bay change from a 0:38:30.880 --> 0:38:34.719 week ago. He uh no, that's crazy how there's like 0:38:34.800 --> 0:38:36.719 human beings you just look at them, You're like, holy shit. 0:38:37.239 --> 0:38:38.759 But it goes the opposite way too. I was at 0:38:38.840 --> 0:38:42.040 Zanni's last night and this little dude I was there. 0:38:42.080 --> 0:38:44.120 We're in a tank topposite Gay for Democracy, and I 0:38:44.200 --> 0:38:47.239 was like, yeah, that shirt's hilarious. It works perfect because 0:38:47.239 --> 0:38:50.160 I'm because I'm gay, and he fucking he was like 0:38:50.560 --> 0:38:52.200 I shream people in and out and I see his 0:38:52.320 --> 0:38:54.880 little tiny hand kind of come out the door and 0:38:55.040 --> 0:38:57.200 like wave me over, and I'm looking at this little hand. 0:38:57.280 --> 0:39:00.120 I'm like, damn, I bet Dix looks so big that 0:39:00.200 --> 0:39:04.360 little hand. You know what I'm saying, massive massive in 0:39:04.400 --> 0:39:05.000 those the lands. 0:39:05.200 --> 0:39:07.400 But it kind of goes with everyone. Everyone's bodies are 0:39:07.480 --> 0:39:08.200 just totally different. 0:39:08.680 --> 0:39:08.879 Yeah. 0:39:11.320 --> 0:39:12.680 Do you remember do you remember the. 0:39:12.640 --> 0:39:14.960 First time you found out boys not all boys had 0:39:14.960 --> 0:39:18.640 the same size dicks? Remember the can that came out wrong? 0:39:18.800 --> 0:39:20.160 Do you remember the first time you went into a 0:39:20.200 --> 0:39:23.080 locker room, everyone was naked and you were like and 0:39:23.160 --> 0:39:25.239 you were like, well, hang on, we don't have the 0:39:25.320 --> 0:39:27.920 same size dicks. And you were like, I remember one 0:39:28.000 --> 0:39:30.200 dude had a hog and I knew him and it 0:39:30.320 --> 0:39:32.799 was my size and my age changed your life was like, oh, 0:39:32.840 --> 0:39:36.040 I'm not taking my pants off in here. Shout out 0:39:36.080 --> 0:39:36.760 to Jeff Hartley. 0:39:39.160 --> 0:39:40.920 God, I remember that being like one of the biggest 0:39:40.960 --> 0:39:43.759 insecure things in high school is when you would when 0:39:43.800 --> 0:39:45.040 people started hooking up. 0:39:45.080 --> 0:39:46.239 So numbers are real low. 0:39:46.320 --> 0:39:48.640 Everyone's in the one, the two's, and the threes, and 0:39:48.719 --> 0:39:51.640 you hear about Hey, you hear about comp He's got 0:39:51.680 --> 0:39:52.560 a fucking massive no. 0:39:52.960 --> 0:39:55.040 Justine, she told me. She told me that it was 0:39:55.080 --> 0:39:57.240 funny because so exaggerated, like you either got a monster 0:39:57.360 --> 0:39:58.680 or you're super little, when. 0:39:58.520 --> 0:40:01.160 You were loose as hell or like a she's crazy 0:40:01.239 --> 0:40:03.319 literally talking with the boys like oh she was tight man. 0:40:03.560 --> 0:40:05.160 Yeah, Like you don't really know, but you know. 0:40:06.040 --> 0:40:07.560 One time I was in middle school on time and 0:40:08.440 --> 0:40:10.799 there was these two kids and they're like, they got 0:40:10.840 --> 0:40:12.799 their pants sagged down. I was just the same exact way, 0:40:12.840 --> 0:40:15.400 but their pants are sagged down, big long T shirts 0:40:15.640 --> 0:40:18.440 and this dude's talking about fucking. He's talking about fucking. 0:40:18.480 --> 0:40:21.680 I'm like, yeah, man, I've had sex. And he's like, really, 0:40:22.080 --> 0:40:24.120 what's the pussy do when you when you're having sex? 0:40:24.200 --> 0:40:29.719 And I'm like things that moves and like he looks me, goes, 0:40:29.719 --> 0:40:31.920 you never had sex before, and like walked away. He's 0:40:32.000 --> 0:40:35.640 so fucking defeated looking back at it, like he probably wasn't. 0:40:35.880 --> 0:40:36.759 How do you explain that? 0:40:36.920 --> 0:40:38.880 Like what does the vagina do when you're you know, well, 0:40:38.920 --> 0:40:40.400 I remember I remember someone saying. 0:40:47.160 --> 0:40:50.239 I remember I remember someone goes like uh, someone was like, yeah, 0:40:51.320 --> 0:40:52.880 you know when it when they have an orgasm and 0:40:52.920 --> 0:40:54.600 it starts going wow wow wow. 0:40:54.680 --> 0:40:59.920 And I was like, I was like, they don't do 0:41:00.040 --> 0:41:02.840 that with me. You're afraid to tell him that? 0:41:03.080 --> 0:41:06.640 Oh dude. When the rubber hit the road with me, 0:41:06.880 --> 0:41:09.320 like I've talked about sex, I was in it. I 0:41:09.440 --> 0:41:11.960 ready to have sex. Yeah, And then that first night, 0:41:12.320 --> 0:41:15.520 that night I had sex, I fucked it up so 0:41:15.800 --> 0:41:19.160 bad that it changed me for the rest of my life. 0:41:19.239 --> 0:41:21.600 Like I was now no longer the sex guy. 0:41:21.840 --> 0:41:23.120 I was the relationship guy. 0:41:23.320 --> 0:41:25.520 I was like I was because I was like, man, 0:41:25.600 --> 0:41:28.440 I'm just gonna fuck I wanted to fuck so bad. 0:41:28.520 --> 0:41:30.440 That's all. I dated this chick in ninth grade. I 0:41:30.480 --> 0:41:31.279 was like, are we gonna fuck her? 0:41:31.320 --> 0:41:31.360 What? 0:41:31.480 --> 0:41:33.120 And she was like I'm just a little young. And 0:41:33.160 --> 0:41:36.520 I was like, then it's over and then yeah, and 0:41:36.560 --> 0:41:38.640 then I was like, are we gonna fuck her not? 0:41:38.719 --> 0:41:40.239 And she was like, I don't mean when we just 0:41:40.280 --> 0:41:42.600 started dating? And I was like done next and I 0:41:42.920 --> 0:41:44.680 get to seventeen years old and I'm like, I am 0:41:44.880 --> 0:41:47.799 chomping at the bit. Oh, seventeen years old. Years later, 0:41:47.960 --> 0:41:52.839 three years later, dude, get a girlfriend. Fucking hottest shit. 0:41:53.920 --> 0:41:56.279 I knew shit had sex before. So I'm like, cool, right, 0:41:56.520 --> 0:41:56.920 We're good. 0:41:57.000 --> 0:41:58.439 That's when you know you're about to have a good time. 0:41:58.560 --> 0:42:02.359 Fucking Yeahah, so uh go get in there. 0:42:02.440 --> 0:42:06.040 We go to her friends dad's crash pad. Her dad 0:42:06.200 --> 0:42:08.759 was the fucking player. Yeah, crash pad and Carol would 0:42:08.960 --> 0:42:11.440 a little condo, Me and Jeff Hartley bring the same 0:42:11.480 --> 0:42:13.319 guy and Jeff Harley bring these two. 0:42:13.640 --> 0:42:14.400 You know he had a hammer. 0:42:14.440 --> 0:42:15.640 Then I know he had a hammer. 0:42:16.239 --> 0:42:16.759 Everyone knew. 0:42:17.040 --> 0:42:18.440 Everyone knew, and he fucked. 0:42:18.560 --> 0:42:21.279 Did you get work? Okay? I'm all, what's going and 0:42:21.360 --> 0:42:23.399 you keep going? No, you keep going, No, you keep going, 0:42:23.520 --> 0:42:24.479 oh yeah, So we get. 0:42:24.840 --> 0:42:25.200 A lot. 0:42:26.760 --> 0:42:29.040 To work out. So I just finished working a little ago. 0:42:29.040 --> 0:42:31.840 I'm a little affected. Right now I'm a little effective. 0:42:31.840 --> 0:42:36.680 So we get a Caseinnati light pet cemetery and two condoms. 0:42:36.800 --> 0:42:38.239 Right, We're like, this is gonna go to lock in 0:42:38.280 --> 0:42:41.480 down condoms from inside the from. 0:42:41.320 --> 0:42:45.440 Ammicico Amicco bathroom, bathroom on the quarner of on the 0:42:45.520 --> 0:42:48.920 corner of Erlik and Dale Maybury. All right, so yeah, 0:42:49.000 --> 0:42:53.000 these are real, these are real stories. So this is 0:42:53.080 --> 0:42:54.920 I love a small detailed story because then you know 0:42:54.960 --> 0:42:57.560 it's true. So, uh, we go to her house. We 0:42:57.640 --> 0:43:00.279 go to her dad's crash pad. We I watched the 0:43:00.280 --> 0:43:02.160 past cemetery and then my chicks like, hey, do you 0:43:02.160 --> 0:43:05.439 want to go into the bedroom and I'm like it's happening, yes, 0:43:05.960 --> 0:43:10.000 Eli Harley, fist bump, walk into the bedroom. Kiss, kiss, Kiss, 0:43:10.160 --> 0:43:12.560 Let's get to business. Get her naked. I still have 0:43:12.640 --> 0:43:14.840 all my clothes on. Get her naked, and I'm like, 0:43:14.920 --> 0:43:18.160 all right, time to perform. Drop my pants to my knees. 0:43:18.200 --> 0:43:20.880 I have my baseball jacket on, I have a hat on, 0:43:21.080 --> 0:43:23.399 I have my shoes on. Drop my pants the knees, 0:43:23.440 --> 0:43:25.360 pull the condumn out I am now shaking, and I'm like, 0:43:25.560 --> 0:43:27.000 this is God. I didn't think i'd be shaking at 0:43:27.000 --> 0:43:29.120 this moment. I under the condom and I've never seen 0:43:29.160 --> 0:43:32.640 a condom before, and I'm like, okay, my mom rolls 0:43:32.680 --> 0:43:35.239 my socks up. I unrolled them before I put them on. 0:43:35.280 --> 0:43:36.719 That's how we put on condoms. I've never put a 0:43:36.760 --> 0:43:38.400 condom on before. So I unroll it all the way 0:43:38.440 --> 0:43:39.919 and I'm like, that's a lot bigger than I thought. 0:43:40.000 --> 0:43:42.560 Need roll it back four inches. I'm like, there we go. 0:43:42.680 --> 0:43:45.360 That'll suit it. I take it there. I go to 0:43:45.440 --> 0:43:47.080 slide it over and as I push it down, it 0:43:47.239 --> 0:43:50.520 inflates and I go the fuck like, and I'm like 0:43:50.640 --> 0:43:52.800 trying to squeeze. I'm no joke, I'm trying to squeeze 0:43:52.800 --> 0:43:55.839 the air out of it and going, h I'm making 0:43:55.920 --> 0:43:58.360 balloon animals at the corner of a bed, and I'm like, 0:43:58.400 --> 0:44:02.080 what the fuck She's still naked going I'm like, motherfucker. 0:44:02.400 --> 0:44:04.640 So I get rid of the condom. I go, yeah, 0:44:06.400 --> 0:44:11.160 she's making she's like she's doing sexy noises whatever whatever. 0:44:13.320 --> 0:44:13.600 I thought. 0:44:13.640 --> 0:44:15.279 She was like, she's trying to do a zombie like 0:44:15.640 --> 0:44:16.640 to pay She's. 0:44:16.520 --> 0:44:19.680 Not getting totally ignored on a bed, totally naked, freezing 0:44:19.680 --> 0:44:24.719 her asshole. I'm wearing a jacket. She's like, So I 0:44:24.800 --> 0:44:26.239 go back out to Hartley. I'm like, and you know, 0:44:26.440 --> 0:44:28.800 I need that other condom. And he goes, you're done already. 0:44:28.840 --> 0:44:30.120 I said, it's a long story. Just give me to 0:44:30.200 --> 0:44:31.840 the condomn So he's like, all right, so we do 0:44:31.920 --> 0:44:33.640 the cool hand Guy's sake with the condom. I go 0:44:33.719 --> 0:44:37.319 back in. Now things are making sense. Pinch the reservoir tip, 0:44:37.560 --> 0:44:39.920 yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, slide oh okay, yeah yeah, 0:44:40.000 --> 0:44:41.759 yeah yeah. I put the condom on. I remember putting 0:44:41.800 --> 0:44:46.040 it on felt good, and I went, wow, I'm really primed. 0:44:46.560 --> 0:44:49.480 I get on top of her in real time, in 0:44:49.600 --> 0:44:51.560 real time, and I'm watching the talk in real time. 0:44:51.600 --> 0:44:56.000 I go on top of her, I'm in, I pull out, 0:44:56.080 --> 0:44:58.160 and it's over. I come done. I'm done. 0:44:58.480 --> 0:44:58.719 Wow. 0:44:59.200 --> 0:45:02.640 And by the way, I'm so overwhelmed by the feeling 0:45:03.200 --> 0:45:05.960 that I'm unaware of what's happened, that it's already, that 0:45:06.040 --> 0:45:08.680 it that it maybe should have been longer, just so 0:45:08.800 --> 0:45:12.360 overwhelmed by how great it felt. I'm like, and she 0:45:12.520 --> 0:45:15.120 looks at me and goes, are you gonna put it in. 0:45:16.400 --> 0:45:18.120 I look down my diss between her but cheek in 0:45:18.160 --> 0:45:22.680 the bed. I didn't even fuck her. I lost my 0:45:22.840 --> 0:45:25.320 virginity to a mattress. I didn't even need her in 0:45:25.360 --> 0:45:30.279 the room technically. And and then I'm like, okay, and 0:45:30.360 --> 0:45:34.400 then I compromise the integrity of the condom. It's completely compromised. 0:45:35.200 --> 0:45:38.520 Start from scratch with that fucking It's like going on 0:45:38.600 --> 0:45:39.840 a hike and going, hold on, let me jump in 0:45:39.880 --> 0:45:42.040 the river real quick before we start. Yeah, let me 0:45:42.200 --> 0:45:43.959 my socks couldn't wet. Oh, this would be a fun hike. 0:45:45.440 --> 0:45:48.279 I fucking I get done, and I'm I remember going 0:45:48.360 --> 0:45:52.080 into the into the bathroom and hands on the counter, 0:45:52.200 --> 0:45:54.000 looking at myself and going, what the fuck did you do? 0:45:54.360 --> 0:45:56.319 I mean, it's like the clearest I've I've only seen 0:45:56.360 --> 0:45:58.800 myself in a mirror clearly a couple times in my 0:45:58.840 --> 0:46:01.239 life where I go, I know that boy is one 0:46:01.360 --> 0:46:04.120 is that moment. The other is I lost a weight 0:46:04.160 --> 0:46:05.920 loss bat discourt and he saved my beard off. And 0:46:06.000 --> 0:46:07.480 the first time I looked in the mirror, I went, oh, 0:46:07.520 --> 0:46:09.920 my god, I know you. Oh you poor little boy. 0:46:10.040 --> 0:46:11.919 I forgot you covered it herself up with your beard 0:46:12.120 --> 0:46:13.600 and the other time. It was the first time I 0:46:13.640 --> 0:46:15.759 did cocaine in New Orleans and I had to look 0:46:15.840 --> 0:46:17.880 down on that line of coke and I looked in 0:46:17.960 --> 0:46:20.840 the mirror and I saw myself doing coke for the 0:46:20.880 --> 0:46:22.759 first time, and I'm like, this isn't who you are. 0:46:23.239 --> 0:46:24.600 And then I did coke. I was like, so you 0:46:24.680 --> 0:46:28.480 are now, though, motherfucker, let's get shit done. We can 0:46:28.600 --> 0:46:30.080 rip trees out of the fucking ground. 0:46:33.880 --> 0:46:35.560 And then so then and that's when you got done 0:46:35.600 --> 0:46:38.319 that that night, Like you got up after I mean 0:46:38.400 --> 0:46:39.200 after you blew the load. 0:46:39.239 --> 0:46:40.960 You got up, went to the bathroom, and I went 0:46:40.960 --> 0:46:42.160 to the bathroom. I have a minute. 0:46:42.360 --> 0:46:45.120 I was like, shit, I don't even know. I was 0:46:45.200 --> 0:46:47.319 so lost in the I mean, there's parts I can 0:46:47.400 --> 0:46:50.640 tell you that you wouldn't believe that you wouldn't believe that, 0:46:50.840 --> 0:46:54.279 you wouldn't believe that are one hundred percent true, and 0:46:54.360 --> 0:46:57.160 I'm gonna not add them in the story because it's 0:46:57.280 --> 0:47:00.359 so unbelievable. I'm gonna tell you one of them. It's 0:47:00.440 --> 0:47:04.239 so unbelievable, you're gonna go that didn't happen. And I 0:47:04.400 --> 0:47:06.600 swear to you, may God strike me down with a 0:47:06.640 --> 0:47:09.439 heart attack right now. If I'm lying. When I was done, 0:47:10.040 --> 0:47:12.279 I pulled my dick out and I was like, I 0:47:12.360 --> 0:47:14.960 think she's done. I think I didn't have another orgasm. 0:47:15.000 --> 0:47:17.920 I'm just fucking pumped away and abused condom for fucking 0:47:18.200 --> 0:47:20.480 ten minutes. I get down to the end of the bed, 0:47:20.520 --> 0:47:21.880 I'm like, what the fuck. I look down on my 0:47:21.920 --> 0:47:22.960 dick and there's no condom. 0:47:23.160 --> 0:47:23.359 Oh. 0:47:24.360 --> 0:47:26.840 I look over and it's between her legs, and I'm like, 0:47:27.120 --> 0:47:29.320 oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. I 0:47:29.440 --> 0:47:31.440 grab it. I'm not, I'm not. I swear to you. 0:47:31.640 --> 0:47:34.040 I swear I grab it and it's not coming. I 0:47:34.160 --> 0:47:36.120 pull a pole pull, I give it a poll. It 0:47:36.200 --> 0:47:40.279 goes so chat hits. My hand flies out of my hand, 0:47:40.600 --> 0:47:43.919 lands on the mirror across the room, and it's stuck 0:47:44.000 --> 0:47:45.960 on the mirror like those squints you throw on the 0:47:46.000 --> 0:47:47.920 wall and they crawl out slowly, and I'm. 0:47:47.800 --> 0:47:49.399 Like, the fuck, what the fuck? 0:47:49.600 --> 0:47:50.200 What the fuck? 0:47:50.680 --> 0:47:51.920 I go over it off the mirror. 0:47:51.960 --> 0:47:53.680 Walking in the bathroom, I'm like, who the fuck are 0:47:53.760 --> 0:47:55.800 you that is? I swear to God it's true, and 0:47:55.880 --> 0:47:57.640 I know it doesn't seem like it could be possible. 0:47:57.880 --> 0:47:59.759 I swear to God it's true. I was like and 0:48:00.040 --> 0:48:02.000 at that moment, I was like, I'm going to be 0:48:02.160 --> 0:48:03.840 committed to a person. If I ever did this with 0:48:03.880 --> 0:48:05.799 another person, I'm going to be ready. I'm not going 0:48:05.880 --> 0:48:08.759 to be doing this willing nilly with strangers. I'm doing 0:48:08.800 --> 0:48:11.000 The next time I had sex was with a girl 0:48:11.120 --> 0:48:13.000 freshman year high school that I ended updating for five 0:48:13.080 --> 0:48:15.759 years your college and okay, on freshmaniora of college and 0:48:15.880 --> 0:48:18.600 I and I and I listened. I remember I was 0:48:18.719 --> 0:48:21.520 talking so much about sex that wasn't listening to people, 0:48:21.960 --> 0:48:23.200 like right, I mean it was those. 0:48:23.080 --> 0:48:26.080 Sex with jars got in there buckets. Remember one of 0:48:26.120 --> 0:48:28.160 the best postal clarity I've ever heard of my life. 0:48:28.200 --> 0:48:30.600 Yes, yeah, like you know, sometimes you finished jerking off, 0:48:30.640 --> 0:48:32.120 you're kind of sad at yourself, like you had a 0:48:32.200 --> 0:48:35.440 whole different lifestyle change. 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Go to my room and it's gonna happen. 0:50:05.680 --> 0:50:07.440 And I raced down to the bathroom and I jerked off, 0:50:07.480 --> 0:50:09.239 and I was a fucking champ. And I was like, 0:50:09.520 --> 0:50:12.839 all right, start listening, start listening. And then I dated 0:50:12.880 --> 0:50:14.560 that girl for a while. I've only been with six chicks, 0:50:14.640 --> 0:50:16.400 so I'm not like A and that and that is 0:50:16.520 --> 0:50:19.279 because of that first experience it and it's just like 0:50:19.880 --> 0:50:22.799 and I was like, I don't wanna it's it's also 0:50:22.920 --> 0:50:25.040 you know, it's I don't know whatever. I just wasn't 0:50:25.080 --> 0:50:26.200 good at it, and I was like, I'm not gonna 0:50:26.200 --> 0:50:28.399 It's like, you know, it's like you ever have someone 0:50:28.480 --> 0:50:29.920 you go, hey, you want to do karaoke and they're 0:50:29.920 --> 0:50:31.239 like I'm not good and you're like, no, you should 0:50:31.239 --> 0:50:32.759 do it. You're like no, seriously, I know I'm not good, 0:50:32.760 --> 0:50:34.239 and you're like, but try it. And they're like I 0:50:34.440 --> 0:50:36.080 don't sing well, and you're like, try it. And then 0:50:36.080 --> 0:50:38.520 they get up you're like, oh, you fucking suck. You're like, yeah, 0:50:38.560 --> 0:50:40.080 I knew that about myself. That's why I didn't want 0:50:40.080 --> 0:50:42.080 to do karaoke. That's about me fucking. 0:50:43.400 --> 0:50:44.080 That's hilarious. 0:50:44.200 --> 0:50:46.480 I think that's the key too, is we were talking 0:50:46.480 --> 0:50:48.960 about with the Final Burg in KFC, because Fights and 0:50:49.040 --> 0:50:51.840 I were saying, uh, if we jerk off before we 0:50:51.920 --> 0:50:54.080 go hang out, the chick like once, once you get 0:50:54.120 --> 0:50:55.839 that post out clarity, you don't even go. You don't 0:50:55.840 --> 0:50:58.680 want to go out anymore. You're like, I'll lay up 0:50:58.680 --> 0:51:01.120 and watch Netflix all night. Versus is like going out. Yeah, 0:51:01.400 --> 0:51:04.400 you trap yourself in the you lock the gates, you 0:51:04.520 --> 0:51:06.400 go to the house, you're like, give me a minute, 0:51:06.520 --> 0:51:07.719 you go and spank one off. 0:51:08.040 --> 0:51:08.239 Yeah. 0:51:08.280 --> 0:51:10.080 When you come back ready to go, and you kind 0:51:10.080 --> 0:51:11.840 of give yourself no chance, you're back to get You're 0:51:11.880 --> 0:51:12.600 back against the wall. 0:51:12.680 --> 0:51:14.480 Well, I mean clear, I think the thing you're supposed 0:51:14.480 --> 0:51:17.040 to do in that situation is get as least horny. 0:51:16.800 --> 0:51:18.320 As possible and make it about business. 0:51:18.360 --> 0:51:20.440 When you jerk off, like you're just kind of like, 0:51:20.640 --> 0:51:23.400 let me just get this excretion, this stuff out of. 0:51:23.440 --> 0:51:24.279 Me, poison out of it. 0:51:24.360 --> 0:51:25.160 Yeah, get out of here. 0:51:25.239 --> 0:51:26.040 You what that is? 0:51:26.280 --> 0:51:28.640 Yeah, poison, Because if you go and you're like surfing 0:51:28.680 --> 0:51:30.680 the web, all of a sudden you're finding that one 0:51:30.760 --> 0:51:32.680 per you know, hey, surf all the videos. 0:51:34.040 --> 0:51:35.320 Is that when you go to the next video, this 0:51:35.360 --> 0:51:36.799 is it wasn't good enough in that moment. 0:51:36.840 --> 0:51:38.520 So if you go find somebody else's back three videos 0:51:38.560 --> 0:51:39.680 and you're like, I think that wasn't. 0:51:39.440 --> 0:51:41.040 An hour passes and you finish and you're like, well 0:51:41.080 --> 0:51:42.520 that was a full day. You know what I'm saying, 0:51:42.760 --> 0:51:43.640 You can't you can't do that. 0:51:43.880 --> 0:51:45.640 Wish that word for pedophiles, if you're like, just go 0:51:45.800 --> 0:51:47.399 jerk off and then maybe you don't kidnap a kid. 0:51:47.719 --> 0:51:50.759 I wonder, wonder if that's the thing. It's just being 0:51:50.800 --> 0:51:51.239 there to hand. 0:51:51.280 --> 0:51:54.120 But I mean like, because I know for a factor, 0:51:54.120 --> 0:51:56.440 if I fly home, I'll fly home. I don't know 0:51:56.480 --> 0:52:00.160 when i'll fly home. I may sometime, I may. When 0:52:00.200 --> 0:52:02.759 I go home, I need to fuck my I need 0:52:02.800 --> 0:52:05.000 to plant my seed the second I get home. I 0:52:05.120 --> 0:52:09.719 need you to connect with my wife or will fight. However, uh, 0:52:10.280 --> 0:52:12.880 pre jerk off. Bert is a lot more attentive of 0:52:13.080 --> 0:52:15.319 as a husband. So what I do, what I found 0:52:15.360 --> 0:52:20.279 I do is I go in horny because then I'm like, 0:52:20.440 --> 0:52:22.080 I'm like, I want to fox. So I'm like, how 0:52:22.120 --> 0:52:23.759 do I help herun the house and tell me about 0:52:23.760 --> 0:52:25.719 the girls? I want to hear about this ship? Yeah yeah, 0:52:25.800 --> 0:52:28.279 yeah yeah, Oh for real? Uh they were late to 0:52:28.360 --> 0:52:30.000 drop off and you were sitting at the house all day. 0:52:30.120 --> 0:52:33.800 Oh my god, that must have sucked. Shut up. Oh no, 0:52:34.120 --> 0:52:36.640 and like all those things that you don't like, literally 0:52:38.239 --> 0:52:41.640 fucking and and then I'll be that good husband. Then 0:52:41.680 --> 0:52:43.880 I go to the sauna. I'll jerk off in the sauna. 0:52:44.880 --> 0:52:47.560 The best jerk offs are ever really with the sauna. 0:52:47.640 --> 0:52:50.960 Cock is like the biggest cock you'll ever have. Really, 0:52:51.400 --> 0:52:52.080 you haven't had son. 0:52:53.880 --> 0:52:55.359 I look at it in the sauna. I'm like, damn 0:52:55.840 --> 0:53:01.120 it kind of sad. Yeah, I remember you want to 0:53:01.120 --> 0:53:04.200 talk about dangerous. I was in Miami and this is 0:53:04.480 --> 0:53:07.200 Liam was pregnant with I Love. Yeah, I was in 0:53:07.680 --> 0:53:09.640 I was in Miami and I was and I was 0:53:09.680 --> 0:53:11.080 at the hotel and I went in to the sauna 0:53:11.280 --> 0:53:14.400 and and Liam was my wife. Liamne was flying in 0:53:14.520 --> 0:53:20.600 that day. And this chick comes in in panties, no. 0:53:20.760 --> 0:53:28.000 Top and shelltop Adidas in the sauna, right shelltop Adidas 0:53:28.040 --> 0:53:31.200 and she just comes in and she's hot, kind of hot, 0:53:31.719 --> 0:53:35.320 sits down and she goes, uh, you wanna fuck? And 0:53:35.440 --> 0:53:39.520 I go no. She was like, she was like we can, 0:53:40.120 --> 0:53:42.960 and I was like okay. I was like, my wife's 0:53:43.040 --> 0:53:45.880 pregnant and she was like I don't care, and I 0:53:46.000 --> 0:53:48.520 was like okay. And I just sat there and I 0:53:48.560 --> 0:53:50.040 was like, I think I have leave now, and I 0:53:50.120 --> 0:53:51.960 was like I remember thinking like and then I told 0:53:51.960 --> 0:53:54.640 the story of someone else. I said, shelltop Adidas and 0:53:54.680 --> 0:53:56.600 they go, I think she might have been homeless or 0:53:56.640 --> 0:53:59.200 on drugs. Who the fuck walks into his sauna with 0:53:59.440 --> 0:54:01.960 panties and shell top Adidas. She was looking she was 0:54:02.000 --> 0:54:03.680 gonna fucking fuck you for money, and I was. 0:54:03.719 --> 0:54:06.319 Like that makes sense. 0:54:06.480 --> 0:54:10.400 Yeah, that makes more sense the hell that uh what 0:54:10.520 --> 0:54:13.000 if anybody who walks into walks into a sauna. 0:54:13.120 --> 0:54:16.440 But it's it's your dream always when you go to 0:54:16.480 --> 0:54:18.360 a sauna, is that some hot chick's gonna come in 0:54:18.440 --> 0:54:22.000 and be like, hey, you know, music playing, And then 0:54:22.040 --> 0:54:23.960 that's the fantasy. But then when it shows up, it's 0:54:24.040 --> 0:54:26.600 never the thing. You're gonna be shark attacks. You think 0:54:26.640 --> 0:54:29.160 they're gonna bite, bite on the side and be holding 0:54:29.160 --> 0:54:31.600 his head. No, no, but it's just something to go out. 0:54:31.640 --> 0:54:32.239 What the fuck was that? 0:54:32.440 --> 0:54:32.560 You know? 0:54:32.920 --> 0:54:33.120 Yeah? 0:54:33.560 --> 0:54:35.160 Not that I you know yeah, I mean, you've been 0:54:35.160 --> 0:54:35.839 bit by a shark. 0:54:35.920 --> 0:54:37.399 I know I got bumped by a shark once. I've 0:54:37.440 --> 0:54:40.040 been lying. I swear to God, you ship yourself. I 0:54:40.200 --> 0:54:41.879 was in we were at Neosmurner Beach. We were big, 0:54:41.920 --> 0:54:43.600 we were used to surf back when I was a kid, 0:54:44.040 --> 0:54:45.800 and I was with my buddy we Cho and I 0:54:46.000 --> 0:54:48.359 was You could noose Murner. You could pretty much walk 0:54:48.440 --> 0:54:50.439 out to the waves and then you'd paddle out past 0:54:50.480 --> 0:54:52.640 the break. But it's pretty shallow for a long way. 0:54:53.239 --> 0:54:56.080 And some hit my leg boom hard as fuck. I 0:54:57.320 --> 0:55:00.480 ran out of the water. I ran and out of 0:55:00.520 --> 0:55:04.440 the water and it was the probably. I mean, I've 0:55:04.440 --> 0:55:07.680 been surfing since. But that ended surfing for a long 0:55:07.719 --> 0:55:09.360 time at NEWSMURRNA, and I've been back to newsmyurn and 0:55:09.360 --> 0:55:11.720 I've served in Newsmurna since and I stuck at surfing. 0:55:11.840 --> 0:55:15.279 Just so we're clear, but but yeah, uh, but I've 0:55:15.280 --> 0:55:16.480 done a lot of shit with sharks. I've been out 0:55:16.480 --> 0:55:18.080 of the cage with great white sharks. I've done You've 0:55:18.120 --> 0:55:19.640 been out of the cage, of the of the cage, 0:55:19.760 --> 0:55:22.600 not on purpose, but we were we were we were 0:55:22.640 --> 0:55:26.279 swimming with blue sharks. I've had so just to put 0:55:26.360 --> 0:55:29.000 the so everyone knows, I've had a bunch of shows 0:55:29.040 --> 0:55:32.279 where I had amazing life experiences. So I had hurt Bert. 0:55:32.640 --> 0:55:34.600 I was a cage fighter, I was a professional football player. 0:55:34.640 --> 0:55:37.719 I was a hockey goalie. I was a dominatrix camp 0:55:38.000 --> 0:55:39.560 I did all of that. I was a rodeo clown. 0:55:39.600 --> 0:55:41.160 I got mauled by a bull. Then I had a 0:55:41.200 --> 0:55:44.600 show called Bert the Conquer where I did roller coasters, 0:55:44.640 --> 0:55:48.439 but also also these bizarre stream activities like like bass 0:55:48.520 --> 0:55:52.040 jumping or bungee jumping or skydiving. And then I also 0:55:52.120 --> 0:55:53.960 had a show called Trip Flip where I took people 0:55:54.440 --> 0:55:56.560 for four years on adventures of a lifetime around the world. 0:55:56.640 --> 0:55:59.200 So I've I've rock climbed in Helong Bay like I've 0:55:59.239 --> 0:56:03.080 done insane stuff. And one day I was in South Africa, 0:56:03.120 --> 0:56:06.120 I swam a great white sharks, I jumped off stadium 0:56:06.320 --> 0:56:08.960 and I repelled off table mountain, all within a twelve 0:56:08.960 --> 0:56:12.040 hour period. And I'm just sitting in my room, just shaking, 0:56:12.120 --> 0:56:13.840 going should I your cough down? Like it was like, 0:56:14.200 --> 0:56:16.480 and so I've done everything there is to do, Like 0:56:16.680 --> 0:56:20.759 anything you can think of doing, I've done, and I've 0:56:20.800 --> 0:56:24.319 probably done it twice just because for TV purposes. Really yea, 0:56:25.719 --> 0:56:30.240 with sharks, I've swam with sharks probably twelve times, like legit, 0:56:30.680 --> 0:56:32.640 like in the cage, out of the cage. First time 0:56:32.640 --> 0:56:33.839 it was out of the cage. We were swiming blue 0:56:33.840 --> 0:56:37.560 sharks just outside Catalina, and the blue sharks just went 0:56:37.640 --> 0:56:40.120 like this and disappeared, and we were like, what the fuck? 0:56:40.840 --> 0:56:43.200 And we see a shadow on one with this guy 0:56:43.320 --> 0:56:46.120 shout out to John Manley is a is a marine biologist. 0:56:46.560 --> 0:56:49.560 And he grabs me and pulled where the cage is 0:56:49.760 --> 0:56:51.880 right next to us, grabs me, holds on the cage, 0:56:52.320 --> 0:56:53.759 he pops up me. He's like, great White, And I 0:56:53.800 --> 0:56:58.120 went what And this thing moved with such intention? Do 0:56:58.160 --> 0:56:59.920 you know when you know when? And I put it 0:57:01.160 --> 0:57:03.160 there are people when you play sports, and I can 0:57:03.200 --> 0:57:05.560 only put it in my perspective of when I played football. 0:57:06.040 --> 0:57:09.319 You I was not great, but you'd watch someone who 0:57:09.480 --> 0:57:11.839 moved so much quicker than everyone else. You're like, well, 0:57:11.880 --> 0:57:14.960 what the fuck, dude, this isn't fair. That's great White sharks. 0:57:15.120 --> 0:57:18.080 Great white sharks decide where they want to be, and 0:57:18.240 --> 0:57:21.160 they're there before you know that they're there. And it's 0:57:21.240 --> 0:57:24.280 I mean, this thing moved with such intention is the 0:57:24.320 --> 0:57:25.680 only thing I could think that I got out of 0:57:25.680 --> 0:57:28.120 the I got out of the water immediately I saw it. 0:57:28.160 --> 0:57:29.480 I got out of order. John Manley stayed in. 0:57:29.600 --> 0:57:30.520 You saw when you're in the water. 0:57:30.600 --> 0:57:33.840 Some when I was in the water just on the outside, 0:57:34.040 --> 0:57:36.680 and then it started coming in. I mainly hopped in 0:57:36.760 --> 0:57:39.680 the cage. I hopped out. This fucking awesome Mexican lady 0:57:39.760 --> 0:57:41.280 was making burgers. One of the best burgers I've ever 0:57:41.320 --> 0:57:43.120 had in my life. By the way, really I murdered 0:57:43.160 --> 0:57:45.560 that fucking burger watching this great white swim around. But 0:57:45.640 --> 0:57:48.120 I've swim I have since swam with them in South Africa. 0:57:48.560 --> 0:57:51.800 I've swim on north Shore. I've swim four or five 0:57:51.880 --> 0:57:55.680 times with the north Shore down at Holly Evil. They 0:57:55.760 --> 0:57:57.880 take you out maybe like a mile. I brought my 0:57:58.000 --> 0:57:59.600 daughters out there to swim with them. My daughters a 0:57:59.600 --> 0:58:02.320 swims a few times in the cage. Those are all 0:58:02.360 --> 0:58:02.800 in the cage. 0:58:02.800 --> 0:58:03.040 What's that? 0:58:03.120 --> 0:58:04.800 What's that experience like when you bring your daughters with you? 0:58:04.840 --> 0:58:05.120 To do that. 0:58:05.520 --> 0:58:06.320 Do you worry for them? 0:58:06.440 --> 0:58:08.160 Is there like a weird thing that you feel? 0:58:08.360 --> 0:58:10.320 No, no, because I know it's safe and and it's 0:58:10.720 --> 0:58:15.760 and it's really fun. It's uh I I let I I. 0:58:16.600 --> 0:58:19.000 I would say it's like going to church and getting it. 0:58:19.120 --> 0:58:21.000 Like I'm not a religious person, although I have like 0:58:21.080 --> 0:58:24.560 you know, things about yeah, but like like a real 0:58:24.600 --> 0:58:26.920 religious person who goes to church and then they feel it, 0:58:27.400 --> 0:58:29.520 then they walk out and they feel you know, the 0:58:30.200 --> 0:58:32.840 power of God or whatever. That's what it's like, swimming 0:58:32.880 --> 0:58:35.000 with great white with swimming with sharks and watching your 0:58:35.080 --> 0:58:37.600 kids see it, because you're sitting there watching your kids 0:58:37.680 --> 0:58:41.720 be like oh, and you're like, yes, that's is this me? Yeah, 0:58:41.760 --> 0:58:44.800 that's me and my girls? Yeah. And so it's and 0:58:45.000 --> 0:58:46.960 and it's it's also really cool, like. 0:58:47.000 --> 0:58:48.640 We did it out in Bali. 0:58:49.040 --> 0:58:50.720 I think Bali. 0:58:50.800 --> 0:58:54.280 I think, oh my god, man, all that blue that 0:58:54.320 --> 0:58:55.480 would terrify the ship out of it. 0:58:55.680 --> 0:58:58.840 I know it doesn't because you have a child, right, yes, 0:58:59.280 --> 0:59:02.080 we gold. Okay, So there's this really cool thing that 0:59:02.120 --> 0:59:05.040 happens when you're a dad. You're no longer scared for 0:59:05.160 --> 0:59:08.760 your own good you know, I know that if something 0:59:08.840 --> 0:59:11.600 happens I just know my position is I would give 0:59:11.680 --> 0:59:15.000 up my life for those kids. And it's crazy how 0:59:15.160 --> 0:59:19.240 confident you feel in any situation. So we were in Fiji, Bali, 0:59:19.320 --> 0:59:21.200 I think we were in Bali one time and we 0:59:21.560 --> 0:59:25.320 were drifting the reef and they drop the boat, drops 0:59:25.320 --> 0:59:27.440 you off one place and then the boat goes down 0:59:27.480 --> 0:59:29.320 here and then you just take the current down to 0:59:29.360 --> 0:59:32.040 the boat and it's beautiful. It's beautiful. But it's just us. 0:59:32.120 --> 0:59:34.000 It's just me and my girls, just you in this case, 0:59:34.040 --> 0:59:35.720 and you're the cage is slowly no no, no, no, 0:59:35.800 --> 0:59:36.200 no ye. 0:59:36.280 --> 0:59:38.360 Bali, it was just us. It was no cage. They 0:59:38.480 --> 0:59:40.040 drop you off here on this side of the island 0:59:40.280 --> 0:59:41.640 and the current's going to take you down, and the 0:59:41.680 --> 0:59:44.760 boat just shows up there. You're in open ocean and 0:59:45.120 --> 0:59:48.640 yeah that sounds little sharks swim by, and but it's crazy. 0:59:49.160 --> 0:59:52.720 As a dad, I'm not concerned because I know sharks 0:59:52.720 --> 0:59:55.800 aren't technically as dangerous as everyone thinks. But I just 0:59:55.920 --> 0:59:58.080 know my role. I know my role in that situation, 0:59:58.520 --> 0:59:59.840 and so all the fear, Like if I was by 0:59:59.840 --> 1:00:02.360 my self, i'd be nervous, but because my kids are there, 1:00:02.400 --> 1:00:04.840 I go, oh no, I'm fine. I know my role. 1:00:04.920 --> 1:00:07.720 It's a bizarre thing that happens as a dad when 1:00:07.760 --> 1:00:09.360 you and when you watch your kids because you like, 1:00:09.600 --> 1:00:11.520 you don't have to be nervous, because I'm not nervous 1:00:11.520 --> 1:00:12.960 because I know that I'm just gonna give my life 1:00:13.000 --> 1:00:15.400 for you. Yeah. But we've done a lot of cool shit. 1:00:15.480 --> 1:00:17.240 Because of Travel Channel, I had a bunch of cool 1:00:17.280 --> 1:00:19.520 experiences that I could then take my kids to and 1:00:19.680 --> 1:00:21.680 show them to, and that's swimming with sharks is one 1:00:21.680 --> 1:00:21.920 of them. 1:00:22.080 --> 1:00:24.200 Yeah, I've done everything, bro. Yeah, I've never had much. 1:00:24.680 --> 1:00:27.200 I've never I've swam in the ocean. I've gone surfing. Yeah, 1:00:27.240 --> 1:00:28.840 and there's been a couple of instances where its like 1:00:29.000 --> 1:00:31.040 was there a shark there? But never a little spooky 1:00:31.120 --> 1:00:32.680 well yeah, because there was a couple of times where 1:00:32.720 --> 1:00:35.640 like me and my buddy were surfing and they're a 1:00:35.680 --> 1:00:37.680 bunch of dolphins showed up and they were kind of 1:00:37.720 --> 1:00:39.600 like sticking around us and one leave us alone type 1:00:39.600 --> 1:00:41.200 of thing. Like you'd be on it and the wave 1:00:41.280 --> 1:00:42.960 of becoming and the dolphins be like on the wave 1:00:43.000 --> 1:00:43.200 with you. 1:00:43.440 --> 1:00:43.680 Cool. 1:00:44.200 --> 1:00:46.360 Yeah, but that's kind of like a I guess a 1:00:46.480 --> 1:00:48.920 known thing that like something a predators around and the 1:00:48.960 --> 1:00:50.160 dolphins are actually protecting you. 1:00:50.600 --> 1:00:50.800 Yeah. 1:00:50.800 --> 1:00:52.680 So once they started doing that, and like we caught on. 1:00:52.800 --> 1:00:54.680 He knew way faster than I because I'm like, oh shit, 1:00:54.760 --> 1:00:58.040 dolphins and he's like he's like, hey, that's awesome, man, 1:00:58.040 --> 1:01:00.280 we should probably cruise in like it's getting a little late. Yeah, 1:01:00.360 --> 1:01:02.520 four o'clock, you know, And we got ays like, yeah, 1:01:02.560 --> 1:01:04.240 dolphins do that when there's a predator around. 1:01:04.600 --> 1:01:04.760 Man. 1:01:04.840 --> 1:01:07.000 In a while in bor Bor we swim with the 1:01:07.400 --> 1:01:11.200 black tip sharks. Yeah, little guys right, yeah, which is crazy. 1:01:11.240 --> 1:01:13.400 There's like hundreds of them around you. One that would 1:01:13.400 --> 1:01:15.120 like come right for your face and then like veer off, 1:01:15.200 --> 1:01:18.040 but you know, quick little yeah, yeah, but a little creepy. 1:01:18.640 --> 1:01:20.560 But it was fun of ship. And then those things 1:01:20.600 --> 1:01:23.680 what are the things called that killed Steve Irwin, miss 1:01:24.960 --> 1:01:27.680 rays bro that those were That's what had me a 1:01:27.720 --> 1:01:28.160 little on it. 1:01:28.440 --> 1:01:31.360 Really, We're swimming with them and there's Steve Verwin. Steve 1:01:31.640 --> 1:01:33.960 never happened it killed another dude? 1:01:34.040 --> 1:01:34.520 No it didn't. 1:01:34.680 --> 1:01:36.800 Yeah, Puerto Rican dude. It flew in the air and 1:01:36.840 --> 1:01:37.720 just stabbed him in the heart. 1:01:37.840 --> 1:01:38.440 Is that real? 1:01:38.720 --> 1:01:40.400 Is the boat? Google it? 1:01:40.800 --> 1:01:42.680 It was in a boat and it just flew out 1:01:42.720 --> 1:01:44.960 of the wall air in the boat stabbed him in 1:01:45.000 --> 1:01:45.959 the heart and left. 1:01:46.160 --> 1:01:48.160 Yeah, And the dude was telling us that, oh, they 1:01:48.200 --> 1:01:50.640 didn't have their like stingers cut off or nothing. They're big, bro, 1:01:50.920 --> 1:01:52.400 and they're swimming on top of you. And I was 1:01:52.480 --> 1:01:54.600 just like, you know, like you're kind of like a statue. 1:01:54.640 --> 1:01:56.040 As it gets on, You're like, come on, we'll do it. 1:01:56.120 --> 1:01:58.760 I'm like, huh, well, that's the thing. But all animals, 1:01:58.800 --> 1:02:00.360 you can't tell them to go fifty. 1:02:01.440 --> 1:02:02.240 There gonna do their thing. 1:02:02.400 --> 1:02:05.040 So like when we did whenever we did anything dangerous, 1:02:05.600 --> 1:02:08.240 you could always tell someone, hey, man, let's take a 1:02:08.280 --> 1:02:11.360 slow the first couple of times and then get everyone comfortable. 1:02:11.520 --> 1:02:15.560 But animals go boom, boom boom. And there's certain things 1:02:15.680 --> 1:02:18.120 like I worked with tigers. You do not turn your 1:02:18.160 --> 1:02:20.480 back on a tiger. The second you turn your back 1:02:20.520 --> 1:02:22.920 on a tiger, it goes into hunting mode. Really, and 1:02:23.280 --> 1:02:27.880 it is in fucking scenes. I want to terrifying. Tigers 1:02:27.960 --> 1:02:30.720 are terrifying. I played when I played football. You can 1:02:30.960 --> 1:02:32.440 you'll be able to pull this up. I'm sure you 1:02:32.440 --> 1:02:34.160 can find this. Don't pull it up yet. Let me 1:02:34.200 --> 1:02:39.320 tell the story first. So we play arena football. Los 1:02:39.320 --> 1:02:43.680 Angeles Avengers. Maybe yeah, and uh, and I suit up. 1:02:43.880 --> 1:02:45.680 I'm in good shape at the time. I'm younger, but 1:02:45.720 --> 1:02:46.520 I'm in good shape. 1:02:46.640 --> 1:02:47.920 Would you play when you played football? 1:02:48.840 --> 1:02:52.280 Linebacker? Side linebacker? Yeah, linebacker, And oh, well, you know 1:02:52.360 --> 1:02:54.760 what happened? First game? First game in the seventh grade, 1:02:54.960 --> 1:02:59.160 I'm playing junior varsity and they put me in. I 1:02:59.240 --> 1:03:03.520 random as I just go in middle linebacker, first play interception, 1:03:03.720 --> 1:03:06.040 running back to the one yard line, and They're like, shit, 1:03:06.080 --> 1:03:09.920 we got a fucking savant. So then I played. I played. 1:03:10.000 --> 1:03:12.080 I started for the rest of up until ninth grade. 1:03:12.080 --> 1:03:14.160 And ninth grade I was like, I in Florida, you'd 1:03:14.240 --> 1:03:16.560 had to kind of focus on either baseball. 1:03:16.240 --> 1:03:18.840 Or football, and so I was like playing JV at 1:03:18.840 --> 1:03:19.400 seventh grade. 1:03:19.480 --> 1:03:21.000 Teventh grade? Yeah, it was was it? 1:03:21.080 --> 1:03:22.160 Yeah, you're in Tennessee. 1:03:22.440 --> 1:03:25.400 Really, Yeah they have there's the eighth graders playing at 1:03:25.480 --> 1:03:28.120 Lipskim playing varsity in the state championship game this past year. 1:03:28.720 --> 1:03:30.480 Isn't that weird? Yeah? I didn't know about that either. 1:03:31.320 --> 1:03:33.200 He's like, I was playing JV seventh grade. I'm thinking 1:03:33.200 --> 1:03:35.080 you can play junior varsity. I didn't know you could 1:03:35.080 --> 1:03:35.480 even do that. 1:03:35.640 --> 1:03:37.640 Yeah, oh that was a Berkeley Prep. It's nothing. 1:03:37.680 --> 1:03:39.480 You were a sun, I would know I was. 1:03:39.760 --> 1:03:42.600 I was bigger than most boys. I was very Ethnic'm 1:03:42.600 --> 1:03:45.920 still very athletic. The things people count like think about me. 1:03:45.960 --> 1:03:47.960 They see me and they go, oh yeah, right. It's 1:03:48.000 --> 1:03:49.840 like Rogan. I told him I could run a marathon 1:03:49.920 --> 1:03:51.400 with no training at all, and he was like bullshit, 1:03:51.400 --> 1:03:53.280 And I did it. I just went out party the 1:03:53.360 --> 1:03:56.120 ninth be four, went out, ran a marathon five hours 1:03:56.160 --> 1:03:58.600 and thirty three minutes, finished it, and everyone's like, shut 1:03:58.640 --> 1:04:01.040 the fuck up. So they take out to play football, right, 1:04:01.760 --> 1:04:05.440 and so this is arena league football, so it's got 1:04:05.480 --> 1:04:07.160 the boards in arena legue. I don't understand that. 1:04:07.920 --> 1:04:09.800 I think that shit is sick. You like that ship 1:04:09.920 --> 1:04:11.800 and people over the edge. I think it's awesome. So 1:04:11.920 --> 1:04:15.120 the first play, hip pause, hit pause, hit pause, hit pause. 1:04:15.720 --> 1:04:19.360 This is not the first play. The first play, I 1:04:19.520 --> 1:04:22.080 realized my offensive line is not gonna block. You'll see 1:04:22.120 --> 1:04:25.280 this and realize I realize I'm the paper Tiger, you know, 1:04:26.080 --> 1:04:30.600 George Clinton or whatever. So I'm also fairly athletic. I'm 1:04:30.640 --> 1:04:33.960 also fairly competitive. So I take I drop back, I 1:04:34.040 --> 1:04:36.120 take a step, and I run it up the center 1:04:36.240 --> 1:04:38.480 and I run a touchdown. This is right after practice. 1:04:39.680 --> 1:04:41.520 Run a touchdown. I run past, I blow past all 1:04:41.520 --> 1:04:43.440 these guys. Coach comes out and. 1:04:43.440 --> 1:04:46.320 He goes, the fuck did I just see a fucking 1:04:46.480 --> 1:04:50.640 comedian just blew your doors off and ran for a touchdown? 1:04:51.360 --> 1:04:54.160 You motherfuckers. There's a reason you don't start. Do you 1:04:54.280 --> 1:04:56.920 understand me. There's a reason you're not playing in the NFL. 1:04:57.440 --> 1:05:00.560 This motherfucker better leave on a fucking stretch. Sure if 1:05:00.600 --> 1:05:02.360 you want your job. And I'm like, oh, I think 1:05:02.400 --> 1:05:05.960 I sucked up, go ahead and play, and then this 1:05:06.120 --> 1:05:08.880 is and then all of a sudden, it's just it's I. 1:05:09.440 --> 1:05:11.919 There's one shot where you're gonna say, yes me. There's 1:05:11.960 --> 1:05:14.480 one shot where you can see me get a concussion 1:05:16.560 --> 1:05:21.960 so they know, oh yeah, this is there's me. I 1:05:22.000 --> 1:05:23.880 almost broke my neck on a on a on a 1:05:24.160 --> 1:05:27.480 on a on a field goal. You can sit there, 1:05:28.640 --> 1:05:30.880 look at this. When he hits me on this field goal, 1:05:31.160 --> 1:05:32.920 you're like, oh, he could have definitely broke your neck. 1:05:33.000 --> 1:05:33.320 Watch this. 1:05:36.040 --> 1:05:36.080 This. 1:05:38.480 --> 1:05:40.960 Oh yeah, okay, wait wait, wait here we go. This 1:05:41.080 --> 1:05:43.680 is the one you need to see. The blind side sack, 1:05:45.120 --> 1:05:46.600 keep going, keep going. 1:05:50.600 --> 1:05:52.320 The path. Okay, there you go there, you go right here. 1:05:53.200 --> 1:05:53.919 This one's rough. 1:05:55.040 --> 1:06:00.680 Oh fuck man, right there, completely concussed, dude. 1:06:00.680 --> 1:06:02.200 It's crazy seeing how young you are here. 1:06:02.280 --> 1:06:05.000 I know my voice is really high too. I broke 1:06:05.080 --> 1:06:06.360 my hand, did you really? 1:06:06.560 --> 1:06:06.760 Yeah? 1:06:07.920 --> 1:06:09.800 Would you break in your hand? I have no idea, 1:06:09.960 --> 1:06:12.120 and you're just doing this for like making a show 1:06:12.320 --> 1:06:17.600 ten grand No, No, it's not an episode. 1:06:17.720 --> 1:06:22.960 An episode, yeah, grand an episode did six episodes. I 1:06:23.120 --> 1:06:26.240 was a dominatrix, gamp, I was a I was an 1:06:26.320 --> 1:06:29.000 MMA fighter for a day. 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I got a TV show, 1:08:52.560 --> 1:08:55.040 I got a couple of TV shows, But as far 1:08:55.080 --> 1:08:58.280 as stand up goes, I was always behind all my 1:08:58.400 --> 1:09:03.120 friends like Sugura, Burr all my friends were all ahead 1:09:03.120 --> 1:09:05.920 of me, and I was doing television and I thought 1:09:06.000 --> 1:09:07.960 that was the thing, the end game. Yeah, but I 1:09:08.040 --> 1:09:10.559 also got into podcasting at the right time with Rogan 1:09:10.680 --> 1:09:14.599 and that and that generation, and I was very lucky 1:09:15.760 --> 1:09:17.280 that I wasn't And then and then all of it 1:09:17.360 --> 1:09:19.400 went away and I had to figure it out. When 1:09:19.439 --> 1:09:21.720 I was like forty four, I had to figure out 1:09:22.120 --> 1:09:24.920 maybe forty two forty three. I had to literally start 1:09:24.960 --> 1:09:27.240 from scratch. I got I got fired from Travel Channel. 1:09:27.640 --> 1:09:31.439 I was supposed to do this funnier die tour, you know, Oddball, 1:09:31.640 --> 1:09:33.240 and I got pulled off that I had no dates 1:09:33.280 --> 1:09:35.160 coming up. So I was planning on doing this Oddball tour. 1:09:35.360 --> 1:09:38.519 My wife's redoing our house. I've not my podcast is 1:09:38.560 --> 1:09:39.439 getting no funding. 1:09:39.920 --> 1:09:40.920 Is this a bird cast? 1:09:41.040 --> 1:09:45.200 Yeah? Bird cast? And I remember talking to Tom and 1:09:45.479 --> 1:09:47.160 he was like, doing Oddball and this is like you 1:09:47.200 --> 1:09:49.040 want to talk about We realized where you are in 1:09:49.080 --> 1:09:51.840 the pecking order. I was getting paid two thousand dollars 1:09:51.840 --> 1:09:54.719 a week for Oddball my offer, and Tom was getting 1:09:54.880 --> 1:09:58.519 twenty thousand his show. And I was like, and he goes, 1:09:59.080 --> 1:10:01.000 he said, masking a lot of money. You're missing out 1:10:01.040 --> 1:10:02.200 if you're not doing this. And I said, all the 1:10:02.240 --> 1:10:04.240 money is not that good. So what are you talking about. 1:10:04.280 --> 1:10:05.800 We're on the phone my best friend. 1:10:06.280 --> 1:10:07.599 And I said, uh, oh, if you guys know each 1:10:07.600 --> 1:10:08.880 other at this point, oh. 1:10:09.800 --> 1:10:13.040 Fifteen years, I know each other for a long time. 1:10:13.040 --> 1:10:14.479 And he says, I mean he knows my child, he 1:10:14.520 --> 1:10:16.960 knows all my children from the day they were born. 1:10:17.000 --> 1:10:19.840 He knows you know, he knows he knows me. And 1:10:19.960 --> 1:10:21.880 I said, it's not that it's too grand and he 1:10:21.960 --> 1:10:24.240 went what And I said, wait, what are you getting paid? 1:10:24.240 --> 1:10:25.960 And he goes, I don't want to tell you. And 1:10:26.080 --> 1:10:28.000 I go why, and he goes, it's going to fuck 1:10:28.080 --> 1:10:30.439 up our friendship. And I went, hold on, what are 1:10:30.439 --> 1:10:33.040 you getting paid? And he goes. He goes, all right, 1:10:33.479 --> 1:10:36.840 I'll tell you, but this can't change anything about us. 1:10:37.400 --> 1:10:40.000 And I go and I remember where I was sitting. 1:10:40.200 --> 1:10:41.760 I remember how I was sitting. My phone was on 1:10:41.840 --> 1:10:44.120 my desk on speaker, and I had my arms on 1:10:44.160 --> 1:10:47.759 my knees like like this, and I made a decision. 1:10:47.840 --> 1:10:50.400 I went, all right, I love this dude. I've known 1:10:50.439 --> 1:10:52.160 him my whole life. I've known him when he was broke, 1:10:52.680 --> 1:10:55.479 very broke and I want him to be successful. I 1:10:55.560 --> 1:10:58.400 think him being successful helps me ultimately in the wrong run. 1:10:58.479 --> 1:11:00.559 I said, I made a decision. This will not fuck 1:11:00.640 --> 1:11:03.840 up our friendship. And he was like twenty thousand dollars 1:11:03.880 --> 1:11:06.640 at the show and I went and I and I 1:11:06.760 --> 1:11:09.320 had to take a moment and go, this is where 1:11:09.360 --> 1:11:11.040 you're at, man, this is where you're This is real, 1:11:11.160 --> 1:11:13.160 this is where you're at. You're not worth anything in 1:11:13.200 --> 1:11:15.400 the stand up business right now. You're at all You 1:11:15.479 --> 1:11:18.439 do not have a value to anyone, and he does 1:11:18.640 --> 1:11:21.559 and that's cool, but you need to figure a way 1:11:21.600 --> 1:11:23.720 out of this. And I went all right, all right, 1:11:24.200 --> 1:11:27.040 and I just was like, I know I can get 1:11:27.080 --> 1:11:28.600 I know I can do shows. I know I'm a 1:11:28.640 --> 1:11:30.719 good comic. I need to get people at my shows. 1:11:30.720 --> 1:11:32.599 I need to build a following so I can get 1:11:32.640 --> 1:11:35.599 people at my shows, so that people so that people 1:11:35.640 --> 1:11:37.000 want to see me. And if people want to see me, 1:11:37.080 --> 1:11:39.040 I'm selling tickets, then Netflix will want to work with me. 1:11:39.280 --> 1:11:41.040 And if Netflix works with me, then I can sell 1:11:41.120 --> 1:11:41.719 more tickets. 1:11:42.080 --> 1:11:46.000 Right and I and and Man God Bless Burr, Rogan 1:11:46.240 --> 1:11:48.200 Sogura are the three guys. 1:11:47.960 --> 1:11:51.040 I got to give credit to. They just everyone was 1:11:51.120 --> 1:11:53.960 like on my team, you know, like the team to have. 1:11:54.080 --> 1:11:56.320 It's a really great team, a really great fucking team 1:11:56.400 --> 1:11:59.320 to have. And uh and you know, Joe's like, I 1:11:59.520 --> 1:12:01.360 had a special coming out. Joe goes, hey, man, we're 1:12:01.400 --> 1:12:03.800 pimping it out. We did the End of the World podcast, Yeah, Joe, 1:12:04.240 --> 1:12:06.760 And it was four comics on stage, Me, Burr, Stand, Hope, 1:12:06.800 --> 1:12:09.719 and Joe. Joe's like, these are the guys, and I'm like, okay, 1:12:09.720 --> 1:12:11.160 it's a good list to be in. By the way, 1:12:11.160 --> 1:12:13.000 I think I'm nothing. I think I'm garbage at this time. 1:12:13.280 --> 1:12:14.640 Good list to be in. The next day, Joe has 1:12:14.680 --> 1:12:17.800 me on this podcast again to do to promote my 1:12:17.880 --> 1:12:22.120 special whatever you need, man, whatever you need Burr, God 1:12:22.160 --> 1:12:25.479 bless Burr. We start doing. Something's burning right over at 1:12:25.479 --> 1:12:27.800 All Things Comedy, Sigura says, let me get you funding 1:12:27.840 --> 1:12:32.679 for your podcast. Let's get you sponsorship. Let's bump your numbers, Sigura, Burr, Rogan, Joey, 1:12:32.720 --> 1:12:35.320 everyone's coming on my podcast. Get my numbers up, my numbers, 1:12:35.360 --> 1:12:37.560 get up. I get funding. And I remember getting my 1:12:37.640 --> 1:12:41.080 first check for my first read and going, hey, man, 1:12:42.280 --> 1:12:44.320 like this week of reads, that's what I would have 1:12:44.360 --> 1:12:46.760 made on Travel Channel, and I was like, holy shit. 1:12:47.200 --> 1:12:48.599 And I didn't have to get any of the managers 1:12:48.640 --> 1:12:50.880 and agents, and I was like fuck. And then and 1:12:50.920 --> 1:12:53.320 then I started seeing the business very differently, and I went, 1:12:54.000 --> 1:12:58.200 fuck television, Fuck all of that. This podcasting is real. 1:12:58.479 --> 1:13:00.920 People are listening, they're growing, and I'm thinking for every 1:13:00.960 --> 1:13:02.960 ten thousand people, I bet that's one hundred tickets I'll 1:13:02.960 --> 1:13:05.519 sell on the road. And then and then the Machine 1:13:05.560 --> 1:13:09.240 story went viral and it was a game changer, and 1:13:09.320 --> 1:13:11.439 then I started believing in myself, going like, dude, I 1:13:11.479 --> 1:13:13.560 think Jesus Mero funny as fuck. I was like, I 1:13:13.640 --> 1:13:15.320 want to get on Jesus A. Miro And so I'd 1:13:15.360 --> 1:13:18.360 reach out. They have a showtime show. It's two dudes. 1:13:18.439 --> 1:13:21.559 They used to call the Bodega the Bodega the Bedega Boys, 1:13:21.600 --> 1:13:25.559 I think, And so they had a great podcast Sean Evans. 1:13:25.640 --> 1:13:27.760 Now we all know Sean Evans. Right at this point, 1:13:27.840 --> 1:13:29.840 no one knew Sean Evans. And I watched him one 1:13:29.920 --> 1:13:32.120 thing on what We're Calling, and I was like, dude, 1:13:32.400 --> 1:13:34.840 this fucking hot Ones show as funny as fuck. I 1:13:34.920 --> 1:13:36.040 was like, I want to get on it. I reached 1:13:36.080 --> 1:13:38.280 out to him and this is he is not getting 1:13:38.360 --> 1:13:40.200 any views at the time, and he was like, hey, 1:13:40.240 --> 1:13:41.840 we don't do comics, we just do hip hop stars. 1:13:41.880 --> 1:13:43.760 I said, well, if you change your mind, I'm a fan. 1:13:43.880 --> 1:13:45.200 I'd love to do it. And he was like, I'd 1:13:45.240 --> 1:13:47.960 love to get you on next season. He goes, hey, man, 1:13:48.000 --> 1:13:49.800 we're letting comics on. You want to do it? I 1:13:49.920 --> 1:13:52.920 do Hot Ones, Boom, Big Spike, all some people come 1:13:52.960 --> 1:13:54.599 to shows. I started believing in my Shae, I handle 1:13:54.640 --> 1:13:58.320 yourself in that what I was the same way. I'm 1:13:58.320 --> 1:14:00.800 handling myself here. If I like you, I will give 1:14:00.840 --> 1:14:03.679 you everything of me you ever want. I will fucking 1:14:03.960 --> 1:14:06.160 like if I'm excited to do something, I come in 1:14:06.200 --> 1:14:08.519 guns and blaze and like Jimmy Buffett have me on 1:14:08.600 --> 1:14:11.240 his podcast. I was like, motherfucker, you're going to get 1:14:11.280 --> 1:14:13.679 your socks knocked off. I am telling machines you whatever 1:14:13.720 --> 1:14:15.840 the fuck you want, I will give you. And so 1:14:15.920 --> 1:14:19.679 I went into Hot Ones. I was like, fucking drinking beer, Boom, 1:14:19.720 --> 1:14:21.240 whatever the fuck you want me to tell the machine 1:14:21.240 --> 1:14:23.519 story done? You want me to tell Flying Dildo's done? 1:14:23.680 --> 1:14:25.519 You want to tell you fucking you name it? And 1:14:25.640 --> 1:14:27.560 so I fucking had a good thing. And then I 1:14:27.640 --> 1:14:29.760 got off and I went, Sean, you need bur on, 1:14:29.840 --> 1:14:31.519 you need Rogan on, you need some gir on, you 1:14:31.600 --> 1:14:34.519 need Joey diaz on. Because that's what they did for me, 1:14:35.080 --> 1:14:37.800 is they everyone helped each other, and then all of 1:14:37.800 --> 1:14:41.040 a sudden, Joey diaz goes on, huge, Spike, Tom goes on, 1:14:41.200 --> 1:14:43.120 Burg goes on, and then I mean, you look at 1:14:43.160 --> 1:14:44.960 hot ones now and it's the one of the biggest, 1:14:45.040 --> 1:14:48.200 massive and Sean pill Evans will tell you I was 1:14:48.280 --> 1:14:50.600 the first, I mean a celebrity, but first person to 1:14:50.680 --> 1:14:53.000 reach out and go, your show's fucking badass. I want 1:14:53.000 --> 1:14:55.679 to get on because but I started going like find 1:14:55.720 --> 1:14:58.160 the things you like and be on those things. Like 1:14:58.240 --> 1:14:59.880 if I like something, I go. I want to be 1:14:59.920 --> 1:15:01.920 a part of it because I enjoy it. And I 1:15:02.040 --> 1:15:04.360 did that with Rogan, Like I remember listening to Rogan 1:15:04.400 --> 1:15:05.920 when I was on Travel Channel. I'd listened to him 1:15:06.080 --> 1:15:07.880 on my iPad in my bed on the hotel room 1:15:08.160 --> 1:15:09.080 and just I loved it. 1:15:09.240 --> 1:15:09.880 I loved it. 1:15:10.000 --> 1:15:11.160 And then he hit me up. He was like, hey, man, 1:15:11.160 --> 1:15:12.880 you want to do my podcast. I was like, you 1:15:12.920 --> 1:15:14.680 don't know what you're about to get. I was like 1:15:14.920 --> 1:15:19.360 a fucking I literally was like I went in and 1:15:19.439 --> 1:15:22.240 I was like, I was like, are you getting I 1:15:22.280 --> 1:15:23.760 walked in and I was I remember being like I 1:15:23.840 --> 1:15:25.559 was such a fan of his and you never meet 1:15:25.640 --> 1:15:27.400 Joe this way, but I was like, first off, I 1:15:27.439 --> 1:15:29.240 gotta meet your dog. I want to see your deprivation tank, 1:15:29.240 --> 1:15:30.479 I want to get high, I want to play pool. 1:15:30.560 --> 1:15:32.799 Then we can do the podcast. And he was like okay. 1:15:33.760 --> 1:15:35.160 So we went and did all that, and then we 1:15:35.240 --> 1:15:36.840 did the podcast and at the end, I was like, 1:15:37.120 --> 1:15:38.600 hey man, next time, I'm back reminding to tell you 1:15:38.600 --> 1:15:40.200 about the time I got involved with Russian mafia. And 1:15:40.240 --> 1:15:42.479 he was like what and he was I was like, oh, yeah, 1:15:42.479 --> 1:15:44.599 it's a story. And I'd already told another story that day. 1:15:44.640 --> 1:15:47.040 That's the story you wanted to hear. Yeah, And then 1:15:47.320 --> 1:15:48.800 he was like come back. He's like, everyone wants to 1:15:48.800 --> 1:15:51.920 hear the story. I told it And that moment changed 1:15:51.920 --> 1:15:55.160 my life forever. That moment, Joe Rogan was like you 1:15:55.240 --> 1:15:55.519 need to. 1:15:55.520 --> 1:15:56.360 Tell that on stage. 1:15:57.880 --> 1:16:01.080 He said when he is on STAE this weekend in Columbus, 1:16:01.160 --> 1:16:02.760 he is not to be referred to his birdies be 1:16:02.840 --> 1:16:05.840 referred to as the machine from this point. Moving on, 1:16:06.400 --> 1:16:08.960 his new name is the Machine, and you chant it 1:16:09.040 --> 1:16:11.560 in the room until he tells that story. And I 1:16:11.640 --> 1:16:13.479 went to Columbus that week and I got on stage 1:16:13.479 --> 1:16:15.439 and they're like, oh, Machine, and I was like, hey, guys, 1:16:15.880 --> 1:16:18.040 I know what Joe said. I'm not gonna tell it. 1:16:18.040 --> 1:16:21.120 And they're like, bo I couldn't get through a joke. 1:16:21.439 --> 1:16:23.759 And then they're like, tell the fucking story. And I go, guys, 1:16:24.160 --> 1:16:25.600 this guy in the front row and this is like 1:16:26.040 --> 1:16:28.000 this is cool fan days, like back in the day 1:16:28.040 --> 1:16:30.880 when like you had to know, like everyone that listened 1:16:30.880 --> 1:16:32.719 to the podcast was a fan. There were haters or anything. 1:16:32.840 --> 1:16:34.960 Yeah, this guy in the front row goes, hey, man, 1:16:35.400 --> 1:16:36.720 we understand it's not gonna be good. 1:16:36.800 --> 1:16:39.000 We're gonna fake laugh, right, guys. And everyone's like yeah, yeah, Bert, 1:16:39.000 --> 1:16:41.360 don't worry, we'll fake laugh. And I was like, what 1:16:41.640 --> 1:16:43.640 fucking excellent is that? And they're like, you gotta do 1:16:43.720 --> 1:16:45.280 You gotta tell it for it to get good. Bert, 1:16:45.560 --> 1:16:47.680 So tell it, man, you gotta tell it for its good. 1:16:47.720 --> 1:16:50.360 Like they knew comedy. So I was like, okay, So 1:16:50.439 --> 1:16:52.960 I told it. It's probably twenty minutes long, and they 1:16:53.000 --> 1:16:53.880 were like, all right, you did it. 1:16:53.960 --> 1:16:54.360 Good job. 1:16:54.439 --> 1:16:57.559 Now you can do the rest of your act said 1:16:57.560 --> 1:17:00.240 that it was so this is when we were called 1:17:00.320 --> 1:17:03.000 des Squad, and so there was Desquad Ohio, these group 1:17:03.080 --> 1:17:06.240 of guys that were like fucking rider dies. This is 1:17:06.400 --> 1:17:09.600 back podcasting used to be. It's still really cool, but 1:17:09.720 --> 1:17:13.360 it used to be so niche that I would go 1:17:13.439 --> 1:17:17.280 to Scotland and I would hit up on Twitter. I go, hey, 1:17:17.520 --> 1:17:19.639 any Rogan fans want to meet me up for a beer? 1:17:20.280 --> 1:17:23.400 And twelve dudes to show up, no pictures, no nothing. 1:17:23.720 --> 1:17:26.000 We'd sit at a pub drink beer in Scotland and 1:17:26.120 --> 1:17:29.000 talk about the Bobcat Gold made episode and they'd be like, 1:17:29.040 --> 1:17:31.320 get just here, and when we got there, they go 1:17:31.479 --> 1:17:34.240 it was in Scotland specifically, They go, have you listened 1:17:34.240 --> 1:17:36.560 to Joey Diaz today? And I went, no, they go, 1:17:36.680 --> 1:17:40.040 he was just on it posted in an hour Blue 1:17:40.120 --> 1:17:42.200 Cheese or go fuck your Mother? And I went, what 1:17:42.439 --> 1:17:43.640 was the first time I ever heard that? And I 1:17:43.680 --> 1:17:45.600 went what? And I'm just with in Scotland with a 1:17:45.640 --> 1:17:48.400 bunch of fans, random news, all like the same should 1:17:48.400 --> 1:17:50.840 I like and so like so? And my head's way 1:17:50.880 --> 1:17:52.840 I started looking at my business is like I like 1:17:52.920 --> 1:17:55.120 these guys they liked should. I like, I'd hit them up, 1:17:55.120 --> 1:17:56.120 I go what else are you listening to? 1:17:56.479 --> 1:17:58.200 And they'd be like, have you listened to Dan Carlin? 1:17:58.240 --> 1:18:00.080 And I'm like, no, what the fuck's that? Or have 1:18:00.160 --> 1:18:01.960 you listened to fucking Ben Greenfield? 1:18:02.080 --> 1:18:04.640 Have you listened to? Like there's so it was like 1:18:04.680 --> 1:18:07.280 a cool community. It's gotten so big. Now it's like, 1:18:07.439 --> 1:18:10.000 you know, it's gotten so big. It's cool. I'm happy 1:18:10.040 --> 1:18:10.720 for everyone. 1:18:10.479 --> 1:18:12.280 But all those things that you're in the beginning, so 1:18:12.360 --> 1:18:15.160 now it's like too saturated where you're you kind of 1:18:15.200 --> 1:18:16.720 had this vibe like, oh I saw it first. 1:18:16.880 --> 1:18:20.479 Yeah, I'm cool with you guys. What's cool with KFC Radio? 1:18:20.560 --> 1:18:24.360 What's cool with that? Like Big Cat those guys. Is 1:18:24.439 --> 1:18:26.760 that it's it's all kind of new to me a 1:18:26.840 --> 1:18:29.200 little bit. So when you do see like a bar, 1:18:29.400 --> 1:18:32.040 like my dad's now a huge barstool fan, which is 1:18:32.120 --> 1:18:35.240 like so bizarre. And he hit me up. He was like, hey, man, 1:18:36.240 --> 1:18:37.840 can you hook me up with some of their gear? 1:18:38.280 --> 1:18:40.560 And I was like huh. He's like, you know the 1:18:40.600 --> 1:18:43.080 guy Dave Portnoy, can you see if you can send 1:18:43.160 --> 1:18:45.720 some some the golf stuff to me? I was like, 1:18:46.040 --> 1:18:47.120 just buy it. I'll buy it. For you, I'm not 1:18:47.160 --> 1:18:49.680 going to reach out to And then they hit me 1:18:49.760 --> 1:18:51.639 up today and they were like, hey man, we got 1:18:51.680 --> 1:18:54.360 your dad covered, and I was real, yeah, so my 1:18:54.439 --> 1:18:56.680 dad's like double xls, here's what I want. I'm like, 1:18:56.720 --> 1:18:58.320 oh my god, Dad, don't make a meal of it. 1:18:58.720 --> 1:19:01.479 Just fucking take whatever it so sweats, that's. 1:19:05.280 --> 1:19:05.800 What's the material. 1:19:05.840 --> 1:19:07.240 So your boys, hey, I'll get you whatever you want. 1:19:07.240 --> 1:19:09.320 And they actually send you whatever they want. You're like, damn, 1:19:09.360 --> 1:19:12.360 he kind of grasp and everything. It's like a double 1:19:12.439 --> 1:19:15.040 standard in a weird way. Did you find busting through barsool? 1:19:15.720 --> 1:19:15.840 Uh? 1:19:15.880 --> 1:19:15.920 No? 1:19:16.040 --> 1:19:17.880 I found no because you guys sent me a hat 1:19:18.680 --> 1:19:22.479 and I tagged Portnoy in the hat and my girls. 1:19:23.040 --> 1:19:25.040 And then then you guys reached out and you're like, 1:19:25.280 --> 1:19:28.639 wrong guy, And I went, wait what? And then I said, 1:19:28.760 --> 1:19:34.400 and there's something I always liked about athlete uh entertainment. 1:19:34.560 --> 1:19:36.800 And I say that like you guys in McAfee, like 1:19:37.000 --> 1:19:43.200 a j Hawk Aaron Rodgers, Like there's something very uh 1:19:43.400 --> 1:19:46.920 comforting about the way you guys talk. I feel like 1:19:47.160 --> 1:19:49.880 that's how the guys I grew up with talked, you know, 1:19:50.080 --> 1:19:53.479 like see yea like shops the same way like there's 1:19:53.520 --> 1:19:56.400 a there's like like when you said, like, uh, it's 1:19:56.439 --> 1:19:59.240 crazy when you realize there's people built different, right, Not 1:19:59.479 --> 1:20:01.720 everyone knows that, and so I think, I don't know. 1:20:01.880 --> 1:20:03.960 I just like it. It's like I like listening to 1:20:04.080 --> 1:20:08.120 MMA fighters. It's more as opposed to like to not 1:20:08.400 --> 1:20:11.439 just slight anyone, but like the more alty things where 1:20:11.479 --> 1:20:16.360 it's like a guy who talks like this. She went 1:20:16.400 --> 1:20:19.920 to her Brooklyn apartment to get ice cream. Doom Doom, 1:20:19.960 --> 1:20:23.960 Doom Doom. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he wasn't there, And you're like, 1:20:24.080 --> 1:20:24.640 I don't get you. 1:20:24.800 --> 1:20:27.200 I don't know if i'd like you, Like, yeah, I 1:20:27.280 --> 1:20:27.600 feel you. 1:20:27.760 --> 1:20:30.120 I want a dude. It's like yeah, man, pussy swells, 1:20:30.160 --> 1:20:30.439 you know, like. 1:20:35.880 --> 1:20:38.519 You know, weird when you see like athletes, like even 1:20:38.560 --> 1:20:40.000 for us, I don't know if you feel this way will, 1:20:40.040 --> 1:20:42.479 But like when I see Aaron Rodgers on Bat Macafe show, 1:20:42.520 --> 1:20:44.719 I'm like, fuck, that's Aaron Rodgers just being a normal 1:20:44.760 --> 1:20:45.439 guy with the boys. 1:20:45.600 --> 1:20:47.400 Oh it's kind of like cool. He came to our 1:20:47.479 --> 1:20:50.080 tour bus. Oh really, homie, this is good. 1:20:50.120 --> 1:20:51.439 This is a good story. This is really good. 1:20:51.560 --> 1:20:52.479 I'm happy I un locked this. 1:20:52.680 --> 1:20:53.960 I want to go back to the bus with the boys, 1:20:54.000 --> 1:20:57.479 because it's rad that you like like us, like it 1:20:57.520 --> 1:21:00.320 gets red because you did the thing with KFC. That's 1:21:00.320 --> 1:21:02.639 what that's the show you guys did together yesterday. Yeah yeah, 1:21:02.720 --> 1:21:04.280 and you were like, he will some of you like 1:21:04.320 --> 1:21:06.120 stoked to come on. I'm like, how fucking cool is that? 1:21:06.320 --> 1:21:06.439 Oh? 1:21:06.600 --> 1:21:06.840 Fuck? 1:21:06.920 --> 1:21:11.200 Yeah, Well dude, when I saw one time I made it, 1:21:11.520 --> 1:21:13.479 people think like we're celebrities. But then we look at 1:21:13.600 --> 1:21:15.880 celebrities like, oh, that'd be sick to have Kreshner on 1:21:15.920 --> 1:21:16.439 the podcast. 1:21:16.479 --> 1:21:16.519 No. 1:21:16.600 --> 1:21:18.400 No, Now we're sitting here on the podcast like, hey, 1:21:18.880 --> 1:21:21.040 fucking made it. Athletes want to be entertainers, and entertainers 1:21:21.040 --> 1:21:21.280 want to. 1:21:22.960 --> 1:21:25.000 But there's something about the fact that you guys do 1:21:25.160 --> 1:21:28.599 this that makes you go. You guys are the guys 1:21:28.640 --> 1:21:30.559 in the locker room that get it, you know? Does 1:21:30.600 --> 1:21:33.040 that make sense? Like like when when I first met 1:21:33.080 --> 1:21:36.800 Pat McAfee, I was like, someone's like, you gotta meet 1:21:36.800 --> 1:21:38.800 Pat McAfee. I can't even remember the first time I 1:21:38.920 --> 1:21:42.120 met him and I but I was like, the way 1:21:42.160 --> 1:21:44.920 he talked, I went, I think I get along with 1:21:45.000 --> 1:21:46.519 this guy. I think I was playing it when he 1:21:46.560 --> 1:21:48.320 met him, or was he was? He out of the 1:21:48.400 --> 1:21:51.360 League told me about him first. They told me about 1:21:51.400 --> 1:21:54.320 him first. You're gonna love Pat McAfee. He's a kicker, 1:21:54.400 --> 1:21:56.320 a punter, and he does stand up. He did once 1:21:56.360 --> 1:21:58.720 stand up once he recorded a first special and and 1:21:58.880 --> 1:22:00.880 hearing the pitch of I was like, I'm not going 1:22:00.960 --> 1:22:02.960 to like him. And then they're like he got drunks 1:22:03.000 --> 1:22:04.280 and jumped in the river and I was like, ohkay, 1:22:04.280 --> 1:22:05.920 I'm back. I like him again, and they're like, but 1:22:06.000 --> 1:22:07.680 he's sober. Now I go I don't like him. And 1:22:07.760 --> 1:22:09.160 then they're like, you got to hang out with him, 1:22:09.160 --> 1:22:11.280 and I was like okay, And I met him, did 1:22:11.320 --> 1:22:15.000 his show and just the I think he called me 1:22:15.120 --> 1:22:17.439 Cuzy just was like I was like, I was like, oh, 1:22:17.479 --> 1:22:19.160 I fucking like this guy. And then I fell in 1:22:19.240 --> 1:22:21.080 love with him because there's something I do where I 1:22:21.160 --> 1:22:23.760 talk shit hardcore and I said I'm pretty sure I 1:22:23.760 --> 1:22:26.000 could kick a forty yard field goal and he was 1:22:26.080 --> 1:22:29.200 like no, and he's like and I love the way 1:22:29.640 --> 1:22:35.040 like I love men being men. Where he goes explosivity, Cuzy, 1:22:35.600 --> 1:22:37.559 you don't have it, I go what and he goes, 1:22:37.800 --> 1:22:39.840 you don't have it? Let me show you something takes 1:22:39.880 --> 1:22:41.800 me out and he kicks a soccer ball against his 1:22:41.960 --> 1:22:45.599 wall a soccer ball and it goes like one hundred 1:22:45.600 --> 1:22:47.519 and twenty miles an hour, and I'm like, oh, you're right, 1:22:47.560 --> 1:22:51.920 I don't have that, like there's something about that finite conversation. 1:22:52.080 --> 1:22:55.720 So Aaron Rodgers we go, I'm in Cleveland, I'm in 1:22:55.840 --> 1:22:58.120 Green Bay, and I don't realize I'm performing this d. 1:23:00.160 --> 1:23:00.479 Months ago. 1:23:00.600 --> 1:23:02.519 It was I'll tell you exactly what it was. It 1:23:02.640 --> 1:23:04.559 was one week before he got COVID and. 1:23:04.600 --> 1:23:07.479 So woor does the kids you think out of Little Rogan? 1:23:07.960 --> 1:23:11.519 It was, it was it was right before you got COVID, 1:23:11.720 --> 1:23:14.519 Aaron Rodger, COVID, I was, I was. It was literally 1:23:14.520 --> 1:23:17.519 it was fourteen days before. So we couldn't have given 1:23:17.560 --> 1:23:17.840 to him. 1:23:18.120 --> 1:23:20.200 But trust me when I say, aj Hawk texted me, 1:23:20.280 --> 1:23:23.000 he goes, if you give this motherfucker COVID, all of 1:23:23.120 --> 1:23:24.880 Green Bay will hate you for the rest of life. 1:23:24.960 --> 1:23:27.240 Yeah. So so we text. 1:23:27.880 --> 1:23:30.120 I realized I'm doing an arena in Green Bay and 1:23:30.160 --> 1:23:33.200 I'm unaware of it. And what happens with arenas is 1:23:33.280 --> 1:23:36.160 you'll sell ten thousand tickets and then they'll just push 1:23:36.240 --> 1:23:38.840 the stage back and add two thousand more seats. So 1:23:40.120 --> 1:23:42.200 not to get two. Inside baseball, the way money works 1:23:42.320 --> 1:23:46.040 is once you sell past ninety percent, you get a 1:23:46.360 --> 1:23:48.439 huge portion of the door, and if you're in an arena, 1:23:48.960 --> 1:23:52.120 that huge portion could be hundreds of thousands of dollars. 1:23:52.600 --> 1:23:55.120 Once they push it back, you're eighty five percent. Again, 1:23:55.439 --> 1:23:57.880 they added two thousand seats, so you're constantly in a 1:23:57.920 --> 1:24:02.200 rush to move tickets. So they pushed the fucking stage back, 1:24:02.240 --> 1:24:04.360 and I'm like, fucking shit. So I just I'm just 1:24:04.400 --> 1:24:06.400 trying to get a little cloud or whatever on Twitter. 1:24:06.880 --> 1:24:09.559 So I write, Hey Aaron Rodgers. I don't I don't 1:24:09.600 --> 1:24:12.320 know him. I said, Hey Aaron Rodgers, my show's at 1:24:12.400 --> 1:24:14.960 seven in Green Bay, so if you want to get dinner, 1:24:14.960 --> 1:24:17.439 it's gonna have to be earlier or later, one or 1:24:17.439 --> 1:24:19.800 the other. Let me know. And then I get a DM. 1:24:20.320 --> 1:24:23.400 You trolling me, bro, And I'm like, from Aaron. From Aaron, 1:24:23.760 --> 1:24:25.960 I call some girl immediately s girls go with famous people. 1:24:26.000 --> 1:24:28.639 He's all his friends are fucking famous. I go, dude, 1:24:28.680 --> 1:24:31.320 what the fuck? He goes, all right, calm down, he 1:24:31.439 --> 1:24:34.240 goes you fucked up. Look, the guy's got a lot 1:24:34.320 --> 1:24:37.800 on his plate. Just DM and say, hey, big fan, 1:24:38.320 --> 1:24:40.160 would you like take us to my show tonight, and 1:24:40.240 --> 1:24:41.880 so I just type that and it doesn't feel like 1:24:41.960 --> 1:24:44.280 me if I type that, and then Aaron writes back, Oh, 1:24:44.360 --> 1:24:46.240 thank god, I thought you were fucking with me. He's like, 1:24:46.280 --> 1:24:49.599 I'm a huge fan. I can't go to the show tonight. 1:24:49.720 --> 1:24:52.920 I have plans someone's birthday, but a bunch of my 1:24:52.960 --> 1:24:54.720 guys are going to your show tonight. And I was like, 1:24:54.880 --> 1:24:57.240 oh cool. This in the morning. So I go to 1:24:57.280 --> 1:24:59.200 take a jog around Lambeau and as I'm running out, 1:24:59.320 --> 1:25:02.960 I see h uh uh Runyan. What's running? His first 1:25:03.040 --> 1:25:05.479 name John? No, it is his dad. 1:25:05.520 --> 1:25:08.120 I think, yeah, he played in Michigan, right, I think 1:25:08.160 --> 1:25:12.840 it's the third I think, yeah, I. 1:25:12.880 --> 1:25:14.800 See John running and a bunch of the offensive line 1:25:14.840 --> 1:25:17.680 dudes or any John running because I met him after this. 1:25:18.479 --> 1:25:20.679 So he him and a bunch of his offensive limen 1:25:20.720 --> 1:25:23.200 are in the van and the going ready to go 1:25:23.280 --> 1:25:26.560 over to uh. So they're going over to practice and 1:25:26.600 --> 1:25:29.080 they I'm taking a jog around Lambeau and they're like 1:25:29.400 --> 1:25:32.599 Bert the Machine, and I freak out because you got 1:25:32.680 --> 1:25:34.400 to remember, you remember when you were a kid and 1:25:34.479 --> 1:25:36.639 you didn't think you'd ever meet a professional football player, 1:25:36.960 --> 1:25:39.600 and then and now I'm still that kid always, and 1:25:40.040 --> 1:25:43.200 now professional football players recognize me, and I'm like, shut 1:25:43.280 --> 1:25:45.720 the fuck up. So then I get back and and 1:25:46.040 --> 1:25:48.599 Aaron texts me again. He dms me again. He's like, hey, 1:25:48.960 --> 1:25:51.200 a bunch of my guys saw you over at Lambeau 1:25:52.240 --> 1:25:53.880 where you parked at and I was like, all right, 1:25:53.920 --> 1:25:55.720 right uside the venue. He's like, he said, cool, if 1:25:55.720 --> 1:26:01.200 I come by after practice before your show, And I'm like, yeah, 1:26:02.080 --> 1:26:03.519 and let me say, I'll get back to you. 1:26:03.640 --> 1:26:05.040 So yeah, So I like get out of and take 1:26:05.080 --> 1:26:05.559 the schedule. 1:26:06.240 --> 1:26:07.760 I got out of bed and I'm like, hey, guys, 1:26:07.840 --> 1:26:09.720 I think Aaron Rodgers is coming by, and they're like, 1:26:09.880 --> 1:26:13.799 no way, sure enough, man, fucking knock on the window. 1:26:13.920 --> 1:26:16.320 The shades up. It's Aaron Rodgers. He's like, open up. 1:26:16.360 --> 1:26:17.840 And I was like, hang on, was this is this 1:26:18.000 --> 1:26:19.640 like one of the you gotta be fully setted up 1:26:19.640 --> 1:26:21.080 and do a prayer in the shower type of moment. 1:26:21.240 --> 1:26:23.320 No, no, no, no, no, no no no, that's only 1:26:23.479 --> 1:26:26.640 just health stuff in my career. Fucking Aaron Rodgers let 1:26:26.680 --> 1:26:27.000 a ride. 1:26:27.160 --> 1:26:28.479 Yeah, yeah, he had to let a ride. 1:26:28.600 --> 1:26:31.360 Fucking excuesus. I say prayer for me later but he 1:26:31.479 --> 1:26:33.360 comes in. He has a jersey. He's like, hey man, 1:26:33.640 --> 1:26:36.519 is it fresh out of the shower, smells amazing, looks great. 1:26:36.600 --> 1:26:38.960 Everything you want out of him? Yeah, big fucking hands, 1:26:39.600 --> 1:26:44.120 sits down, sucking everything, I mean, great, broad shoulders, everything, 1:26:44.720 --> 1:26:46.800 not shaving. They got the count of reeves look on him. 1:26:46.880 --> 1:26:49.720 Yeah yeah, and he goes uh. He's like, hey man, 1:26:50.760 --> 1:26:52.560 you know, thanks for doing this. A bunch of my 1:26:52.600 --> 1:26:55.360 guys coming to show and we're like cool, and we're like, 1:26:55.720 --> 1:26:58.040 we have cameras out and he's just knocked. He's like yeah. 1:26:58.360 --> 1:27:00.639 We're like, what's it like living in Green And he's like, ah, 1:27:00.680 --> 1:27:02.080 you know. And I was like, hold on, let's cut 1:27:02.120 --> 1:27:04.479 the cameras. And we talked to him for like fucking 1:27:04.560 --> 1:27:06.960 thirty forty five minutes, just bullshit it with him. He 1:27:07.120 --> 1:27:09.360 said everything. I mean, he was like the coolest guy 1:27:09.760 --> 1:27:12.160 in the fucking world. And he's like and then he's like, 1:27:12.160 --> 1:27:13.400 you might if I get a picture and I was 1:27:13.479 --> 1:27:17.360 like yeah, and I fucking looked fat as fucking it, 1:27:17.479 --> 1:27:21.320 and I'm like and then he leaves and he's like, hey, 1:27:21.400 --> 1:27:23.320 hit me up in LA. I love to hang out 1:27:23.400 --> 1:27:25.160 and he's all, we in La. This summer, then we 1:27:25.200 --> 1:27:26.840 can get together and bring get a good chicks together. 1:27:26.840 --> 1:27:28.120 And I was like, I'm not bringing my fucking wife 1:27:28.160 --> 1:27:31.120 aro on hers before christ. I was like, the fuck, 1:27:31.479 --> 1:27:33.400 let me get a fucking prostitute. I'll bring her with 1:27:33.960 --> 1:27:36.920 my wife at home. Fucking this is so Jesus. So 1:27:37.120 --> 1:27:39.760 we uh and and then I texted him from time 1:27:39.840 --> 1:27:42.040 to time and he, I mean he, I think he's 1:27:42.080 --> 1:27:43.280 no no service number. 1:27:43.280 --> 1:27:45.479 Now it's no longer a DM. I don't know how 1:27:45.560 --> 1:27:49.479 cool this is time right now? No, I texted him 1:27:49.479 --> 1:27:50.280 the other day as a reply. 1:27:54.720 --> 1:27:56.519 You know. The cool part is is when you go 1:27:56.640 --> 1:28:00.719 to my book, the very first number this two a's 1:28:00.760 --> 1:28:03.040 and his name is Aaron Rodgers. I love it. 1:28:04.200 --> 1:28:06.920 Yeah, And so imagine being that famous or some of 1:28:06.960 --> 1:28:08.560 the on their phone about how cool is that? 1:28:08.920 --> 1:28:11.000 I got some good ones? I got some good ones 1:28:11.080 --> 1:28:11.360 in here. 1:28:11.800 --> 1:28:14.120 This is I'll tell you the most famous person in 1:28:14.160 --> 1:28:15.599 that phone is I'll. 1:28:15.400 --> 1:28:17.280 Tell you what. I you know what, there's something fucking 1:28:17.320 --> 1:28:21.080 wrong with my fucking thing. Is the most famous person 1:28:21.160 --> 1:28:25.080 on the phone. Uh, it's probably got to be Joe No. Oh, yeah, 1:28:25.080 --> 1:28:25.519 I guess it is. 1:28:26.280 --> 1:28:27.479 Joe. Abo's kind of a boring one. 1:28:27.920 --> 1:28:31.320 A boring one. Yeah, I got all though. 1:28:32.640 --> 1:28:34.800 Wild how insanely famous he is. 1:28:34.920 --> 1:28:38.400 It's bizarre to me because I don't know him to be. 1:28:38.520 --> 1:28:39.639 That when you met him. 1:28:39.920 --> 1:28:41.519 Was he he's obviously in the place he is now 1:28:41.560 --> 1:28:44.360 because it's been the last three years, have been through 1:28:44.400 --> 1:28:46.920 the roof, But when you first met him, was he 1:28:47.120 --> 1:28:48.519 even close to that? 1:28:48.800 --> 1:28:48.840 No? 1:28:49.120 --> 1:28:50.400 No, he would He had been kicked out of the 1:28:50.400 --> 1:28:53.080 comedy story. He wasn't allowed to perform there. Why they 1:28:53.360 --> 1:28:58.000 u He's taped Carlos Mencia stealing jokes and got on 1:28:58.080 --> 1:29:00.960 stage and you and they can to other comedy story. 1:29:01.120 --> 1:29:04.680 Wasn't He was doing spots at the ice house. He 1:29:04.720 --> 1:29:05.320 had a great house. 1:29:05.360 --> 1:29:07.400 He had money, Fear factory guy at this point. 1:29:07.439 --> 1:29:09.559 No, No, he had fear actively canceled. He made money. 1:29:09.640 --> 1:29:11.639 He definitely had money, right, he had money. 1:29:11.680 --> 1:29:13.800 He definitely had money, but he didn't have the money 1:29:13.840 --> 1:29:17.519 he had today, like meaning his money is is? Uh 1:29:18.080 --> 1:29:23.560 is it's almost like being a king, like yes, like 1:29:23.920 --> 1:29:25.679 you know, it's like we were talking about sem cells 1:29:25.880 --> 1:29:29.920 like just like like just it. He'll say things and 1:29:30.280 --> 1:29:33.880 you know, and but not he's not disconnected, but like 1:29:35.520 --> 1:29:39.240 just it's like I remember him taking flying me and 1:29:39.320 --> 1:29:42.680 Tom up first class up to it was like, hey, 1:29:42.760 --> 1:29:44.439 deanctually in the podcast, I got you guys a trip 1:29:44.520 --> 1:29:47.560 to San Francisco to go see a basketball game. He's like, 1:29:47.600 --> 1:29:48.960 what are the kind of seats that you want? And 1:29:49.000 --> 1:29:51.720 Tom's like courtside and he goes, cool, Yeah, I got 1:29:51.760 --> 1:29:54.559 you two court side seats for the Calves and the Warriors. 1:29:54.960 --> 1:29:56.120 I fly you up and put you up in the 1:29:56.160 --> 1:29:58.920 four seasons, Get dinner. We have a dinner set up 1:29:58.960 --> 1:30:00.519 for you guys, and then fly you back. Thanks for 1:30:00.560 --> 1:30:02.800 doing the podcast. And Tim' like Joe, there's a lot 1:30:02.840 --> 1:30:04.200 of money and he goes, I'll make a lot of 1:30:04.240 --> 1:30:06.880 money and we're like, yeah, that, by the way, is 1:30:06.920 --> 1:30:09.400 trickled down to the way that I see the world 1:30:09.439 --> 1:30:12.519 because you do. The thing that Joe's really great about 1:30:12.680 --> 1:30:16.040 teaching us is that money doesn't fucking matter, and if 1:30:16.080 --> 1:30:20.360 you're not having fun, none of this fucking counts. And 1:30:20.479 --> 1:30:22.360 so Joe is the first one to buy a compound 1:30:22.760 --> 1:30:25.840 and like build out his podcast studio and have a 1:30:26.040 --> 1:30:29.400 gym and a fucking and a fucking VR room and 1:30:29.560 --> 1:30:31.600 a deprivation tank and a sauna and a bow and 1:30:31.760 --> 1:30:34.799 arrow archery range and like and then the podcast studio, 1:30:34.920 --> 1:30:36.680 and like he was the first one to come, and 1:30:36.760 --> 1:30:38.839 then Tom did that. Now Tom's got a huge compound 1:30:38.880 --> 1:30:41.280 in Austin, and Joe's got one in Austin. And then 1:30:41.560 --> 1:30:43.519 you start going, yeah, you should invest in yourself, you 1:30:43.560 --> 1:30:46.000 should make your product better and and double down on 1:30:46.120 --> 1:30:48.160 your own your own self, and you should have fun 1:30:48.320 --> 1:30:51.320 like and I think that's like, and I see that. 1:30:51.439 --> 1:30:57.479 Like I told KFC and both of them, John and 1:30:58.080 --> 1:31:01.920 Kevin yesterday, I said I was talking about disappearing. I 1:31:02.000 --> 1:31:04.639 was wanting to do the pull Dave spell and just disappear. 1:31:05.240 --> 1:31:07.680 It's very romantic to me. Now I understand why he 1:31:07.760 --> 1:31:09.640 did it. It's not because he's crazy. It's because you 1:31:09.680 --> 1:31:11.560 have so much shit going on in your life that 1:31:11.920 --> 1:31:14.559 you actually don't ever get a break. You never ever 1:31:14.640 --> 1:31:16.000 get a break. Even when they say you have a 1:31:16.080 --> 1:31:18.720 day off, they still come at you agents, managers. And 1:31:18.760 --> 1:31:20.719 I have so much going on. I have the fully 1:31:20.760 --> 1:31:23.679 loaded comedy Festus in June. We're doing two weeks in June. 1:31:24.040 --> 1:31:26.559 I have this tour. I have the Greek Sinco de Mayo. 1:31:26.840 --> 1:31:29.240 We've added Red Rocks like, I've all these things. I 1:31:29.280 --> 1:31:31.519 have a movie, I have a TV show. I have 1:31:31.680 --> 1:31:34.599 so much shit going on, two bears, one cave Bird 1:31:34.720 --> 1:31:39.360 cast that disappearing to South Africa sounds very romantic. Leaving 1:31:39.400 --> 1:31:42.160 my phone, getting on a plane, no one my family, 1:31:42.240 --> 1:31:44.679 no one knows where I am. It sounds really romantic. 1:31:44.720 --> 1:31:46.360 And I was saying to those guys yesterday and then 1:31:46.360 --> 1:31:48.560 they were like, I want to do that. Because I 1:31:48.680 --> 1:31:51.280 texted my team. I was like, hey, everyone, after passports, 1:31:51.320 --> 1:31:53.719 let's go to Paris next week, right after we're done touring. 1:31:53.880 --> 1:31:55.879 Let's just go to Paris. But I have dinner, disappear. 1:31:56.080 --> 1:31:57.920 Don't tell anyone We're all going to Paris. And then 1:31:58.040 --> 1:32:01.479 two of my cunts were like no, and so I 1:32:01.560 --> 1:32:03.240 was like, all right, fuck you guys. So I said 1:32:03.280 --> 1:32:06.280 it's John and Kevin and they were like, uh, we'll go. 1:32:06.920 --> 1:32:10.200 So I said yesterday, I went all right, I say 1:32:10.280 --> 1:32:13.000 here's the deal. And the same goes for you guys. 1:32:13.160 --> 1:32:14.880 By the way, if you if you were interested, let 1:32:14.960 --> 1:32:19.000 me know, I'm gonna give you a text. And you 1:32:19.080 --> 1:32:22.599 got twenty four hours to getting randomly randomly, you gotta 1:32:22.640 --> 1:32:24.000 know you gotta and you gotta know, you gotta tell 1:32:24.040 --> 1:32:26.040 me you're in, and you got to know that you're in. 1:32:26.479 --> 1:32:29.320 But I'll give you a text and I'll say JFK 1:32:29.560 --> 1:32:32.960 and I'll take it. We're gonna go somewhere for three days, 1:32:33.040 --> 1:32:37.880 two nights, just fucking bounce, just fucking bounce where one 1:32:37.960 --> 1:32:42.320 outfit bounce and fucking It could be Portugal, it could 1:32:42.320 --> 1:32:45.479 be France, it could be Lithuania, it could be it's 1:32:45.680 --> 1:32:46.439 Czech Republic. 1:32:46.520 --> 1:32:47.040 But we go in. 1:32:47.400 --> 1:32:49.840 We got a hotel. We land early in the morning, 1:32:50.040 --> 1:32:53.960 party all day, dinner that night, wake up the next day, 1:32:54.080 --> 1:32:58.200 full day of activities, fun fucking shit, big dinner that night, 1:32:58.240 --> 1:33:00.400 wake up the next morning. We're home Monday by three o'clock. 1:33:01.240 --> 1:33:01.880 That sounds like good. 1:33:01.880 --> 1:33:03.240 I told both of them. I said, I have to 1:33:03.320 --> 1:33:04.120 let my wife know right. 1:33:04.040 --> 1:33:07.360 When I get home, sweetheart fat my wife too rabell, 1:33:07.400 --> 1:33:09.799 But hey, let you know, this might happen in October. 1:33:09.840 --> 1:33:10.479 How am I going to go? 1:33:10.960 --> 1:33:13.120 It won't happen day, It won't hap it in October. 1:33:13.280 --> 1:33:13.600 Do you have that? 1:33:14.080 --> 1:33:15.640 Can you give me like a general. 1:33:15.439 --> 1:33:18.559 I've already booked it. Oh shit, yeah, yeah, we've already 1:33:18.560 --> 1:33:20.720 booked it, like we've already we've started the ball in motion. 1:33:21.120 --> 1:33:23.040 Oh, you've already booked the text that you already. 1:33:23.320 --> 1:33:25.439 I already know, I already know, I already know kind 1:33:25.439 --> 1:33:27.639 of where we're going. I'm not going to tell them 1:33:27.880 --> 1:33:30.160 South America. No, you know well. 1:33:31.560 --> 1:33:33.080 That I don't want to know that this trip that 1:33:33.120 --> 1:33:35.200 you're thinking of is where we get the text. 1:33:35.400 --> 1:33:37.200 Yeah, you get a text and you go, this isn't 1:33:37.200 --> 1:33:37.680 something like. 1:33:38.240 --> 1:33:39.720 You know, I'll do it one day for you guys. 1:33:39.760 --> 1:33:41.160 I think this is something I'll do it for one 1:33:41.200 --> 1:33:42.200 day for you guys. If you guys want to do 1:33:42.240 --> 1:33:43.680 your own one, I can do your own one. I 1:33:43.760 --> 1:33:44.439 can do your ow one for. 1:33:44.720 --> 1:33:46.880 I'm a lot for any of them. Lost are we 1:33:46.960 --> 1:33:47.680 invited to this one? 1:33:47.800 --> 1:33:48.519 Invited to this one? 1:33:48.840 --> 1:33:50.120 But we don't know when it is until we get 1:33:50.160 --> 1:33:50.479 the text. 1:33:50.720 --> 1:33:52.640 Yeah, you get a text, I'll give it to you 1:33:52.680 --> 1:33:54.160 a little further out in advance, because you guys got 1:33:54.240 --> 1:33:54.719 to get the JFK. 1:33:54.840 --> 1:33:56.360 When's your's you two around. 1:33:56.600 --> 1:34:00.479 Uh May May fifteenth, and then I'm K and then 1:34:00.479 --> 1:34:04.439 I'm doing Rogan JFK JFK and then I'm doing Rogan 1:34:04.520 --> 1:34:05.120 on the eighteenth. 1:34:06.439 --> 1:34:09.880 Yeah, I know who JFK is in Dallas, And so 1:34:10.280 --> 1:34:11.880 we toured it that one time we went out. 1:34:12.080 --> 1:34:14.200 But the way so so this is the way that 1:34:14.400 --> 1:34:17.800 Rogan's brain creeps into my brain. He would do that 1:34:17.960 --> 1:34:21.080 in a heartbeat. He would do that in a heartbeat 1:34:21.160 --> 1:34:24.400 and go and go, guys, let's just fucking bounce. Let's 1:34:24.400 --> 1:34:27.760 go somewhere. But Rogan is very private. I am not. 1:34:28.640 --> 1:34:30.960 And I know for a fact that if we all 1:34:31.040 --> 1:34:34.000 went we first of all, we'd talk about it for 1:34:34.280 --> 1:34:36.040 a week, right, it would be the funnest thing we 1:34:36.120 --> 1:34:38.280 ever did. We'd all put them on social media. It 1:34:38.320 --> 1:34:41.280 would be great business for all of us because all 1:34:41.360 --> 1:34:43.240 my fans would be like, holy shit, what are they 1:34:43.320 --> 1:34:46.320 fucking doing in Lithuania. And they'd be like, God damn it. 1:34:46.439 --> 1:34:51.760 Everyone would get fun. It's not let them and so 1:34:52.400 --> 1:34:52.880 my language. 1:34:52.960 --> 1:34:56.479 We bring our boys, but one of them, Oh. 1:34:58.040 --> 1:35:00.840 Let cam Ling, I'm keviny John, bring one dude because 1:35:00.840 --> 1:35:02.639 they want to they want to film it for the podcast. 1:35:02.760 --> 1:35:04.720 We got guys, So I hope you can bring one guy. 1:35:05.040 --> 1:35:06.759 They're gonna fly coach. You guys will fly business. 1:35:07.160 --> 1:35:11.759 Yeah, uh, ladies, joemight I know we're in we're interrupting 1:35:11.800 --> 1:35:13.599 again and it's fucking pissing everybody off. 1:35:13.640 --> 1:35:14.200 But here's the deal. 1:35:14.560 --> 1:35:16.640 If it's Tuesday and you're watching part one. 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So you know, you know, you don't even 1:36:09.080 --> 1:36:11.840 really I don't bring my phone out around him because 1:36:11.960 --> 1:36:13.719 he's you know, he's one of the things. 1:36:13.520 --> 1:36:15.160 Most like you're supposed to know when you're with him 1:36:15.200 --> 1:36:17.040 and say, he doesn't like, don't take videos in, don't 1:36:17.040 --> 1:36:17.320 look at. 1:36:17.280 --> 1:36:18.240 Him, yah, yeah, don't look. 1:36:18.160 --> 1:36:18.599 Him in the eyes. 1:36:20.000 --> 1:36:24.320 Yeah, it's just like he's the most famous person. Like 1:36:24.439 --> 1:36:26.280 we we went we're all hanging out in the green room, 1:36:26.360 --> 1:36:28.800 and I told my friends that were with us, I said, 1:36:29.240 --> 1:36:32.599 just don't talk. Don't talk, because he's the most famous 1:36:32.640 --> 1:36:35.439 person in the world. And so like he like, just 1:36:35.479 --> 1:36:37.759 don't talk. You don't. He's wants to hang out comics, 1:36:37.800 --> 1:36:39.320 and I'm letting you come in and hang out with comics. 1:36:39.360 --> 1:36:43.000 We're just comics talking comic shit. We're talking bullshit, we're gossiping, 1:36:43.040 --> 1:36:45.120 we're doing all the shit comics do. Don't jump in 1:36:45.200 --> 1:36:47.920 and talk. And my buddy's like okay, And then he's like, Joe, 1:36:48.000 --> 1:36:49.800 do you stretch when you wake up? And Joe's like, 1:36:50.280 --> 1:36:51.400 the fuck are you doing. 1:36:53.080 --> 1:36:53.320 Tough? 1:36:53.439 --> 1:36:55.800 I mean, all of us we started we started talking 1:36:55.800 --> 1:36:57.640 about it and shut the funk up. 1:36:57.640 --> 1:36:59.719 And he's like what He's like, Joe, are you scared 1:36:59.760 --> 1:37:02.280 to draw race cars? Because we started two bears want racing, 1:37:02.360 --> 1:37:05.040 and he's like, what the fuck. And then you're like, 1:37:05.120 --> 1:37:07.480 I'm so sorry, and it's like it's like Tom's. 1:37:07.160 --> 1:37:08.400 Eyes to apologize. 1:37:08.479 --> 1:37:10.439 Yeah, that's toughly have apologize for somebody. 1:37:10.680 --> 1:37:13.680 But uh but yeah, But so like I think, I 1:37:13.800 --> 1:37:17.040 think always of the the macro. Is that it? And 1:37:17.120 --> 1:37:18.200 so I think of the big picture? 1:37:18.280 --> 1:37:18.600 Is that right? 1:37:18.760 --> 1:37:20.400 That means I think of the big picture and I 1:37:20.479 --> 1:37:23.960 go first of all, First of all, life's about great experiences. 1:37:24.360 --> 1:37:28.400 I believe that I know for a fact. And this 1:37:28.479 --> 1:37:31.080 is another is a Tom thing. Tom when he's on tour, 1:37:31.439 --> 1:37:34.280 he flies out friends he grew up with, flies him 1:37:34.280 --> 1:37:36.640 out first class, brings them out on tour with him. 1:37:36.760 --> 1:37:38.599 They sit on the bus, they fly private around when 1:37:38.640 --> 1:37:40.880 he goes because he fly he flies private from gig 1:37:40.920 --> 1:37:43.160 to gig. The bus meets him, takes him out to 1:37:43.240 --> 1:37:46.479 nice dinners, has big, big experiences, goes to the Soho 1:37:46.640 --> 1:37:48.760 Club and brings a friend that maybe wouldn't get to 1:37:48.840 --> 1:37:52.560 experience that brings them and then says, hey, man, I 1:37:52.800 --> 1:37:55.479 just want you to enjoy it. I want I Tom 1:37:55.880 --> 1:37:58.519 enjoys watching people have a good time. It really does. 1:37:58.720 --> 1:38:00.640 That's how we got in this present battle is he 1:38:00.840 --> 1:38:04.960 enjoys watching you. Making you happy makes Tom happy and 1:38:05.120 --> 1:38:08.800 so and I never realized that until Tom. Kind of 1:38:09.000 --> 1:38:11.439 Tom and Joe are the same way. They're both that way. 1:38:12.040 --> 1:38:15.200 You know, if you ever say anything about any anything 1:38:15.280 --> 1:38:18.080 you ever would want in front of Joe, it is 1:38:18.280 --> 1:38:20.280 at your front door the next day. I remember one 1:38:20.320 --> 1:38:22.679 time he was like, hey, you're running on a bullshit treadmill. 1:38:23.160 --> 1:38:24.560 I was like, well, what's one should I get? And 1:38:24.560 --> 1:38:26.759 he goes the air Runner It's the fucking legit treadmill. 1:38:27.120 --> 1:38:28.400 And I was like, I don't know what the fuck 1:38:28.479 --> 1:38:30.000 is it? And I go, Joe, it's five thousand dollars. 1:38:30.080 --> 1:38:33.080 He goes next day it's in my fucking driveway and 1:38:33.200 --> 1:38:34.920 I'm like, shit, I'm like, and it's a five thousand 1:38:34.920 --> 1:38:38.559 dollars treadmill that I fucking hated. I hated this fucking treadmill. 1:38:38.840 --> 1:38:41.280 I fucking wish I had my bullshit treadmill back. It 1:38:41.360 --> 1:38:43.320 was such a cheap, and this thing's like, fucking you 1:38:43.360 --> 1:38:45.639 gotta move it with your own fucking feet. I fucking 1:38:45.800 --> 1:38:50.120 this thing sucks. Dick, fucking smoker, two thousand dollars to 1:38:50.160 --> 1:38:53.479 do all the work I had this idea One time 1:38:53.600 --> 1:38:55.320 for my birthday. I was like, everyone wants to buy 1:38:55.400 --> 1:38:57.720 my family wants to buy me my presence, but I 1:38:57.760 --> 1:38:59.600 don't want what that. I want something. I want to 1:38:59.600 --> 1:39:01.920 motorcycle cool, right, like I don't want like a mole. 1:39:02.000 --> 1:39:05.040 Do you want a fucking Harley Chopper, Harley bober a 1:39:05.120 --> 1:39:08.200 Bobber I want to think hard would be. 1:39:08.880 --> 1:39:10.920 Yeah, Barber's are doing choppers are cool, But I say, 1:39:10.920 --> 1:39:13.719 like choppers were cool and like, uh was it Orange 1:39:13.960 --> 1:39:14.719 County Chopper? 1:39:16.280 --> 1:39:18.679 I want a chopper like a Bobber hard. 1:39:18.800 --> 1:39:21.280 Now there's a there's a company in Japan that does 1:39:21.400 --> 1:39:25.200 like super retro Bobber type like Matt tires in the 1:39:25.280 --> 1:39:26.800 front and they go hard. 1:39:26.800 --> 1:39:30.040 I think it's called like something beetle. But anyway, yeah, 1:39:30.200 --> 1:39:32.080 so you want to hard, so and so one Chris 1:39:32.240 --> 1:39:35.640 one birthday. This is gonna sound so fucking stupid. Is 1:39:35.680 --> 1:39:37.840 an idea that I had that I think really does work. 1:39:38.160 --> 1:39:39.559 And I don't know why they don't have this as 1:39:39.600 --> 1:39:41.080 a business. Maybe I'll create this. 1:39:42.200 --> 1:39:45.040 I started to go fund me for myself, yeah, saying 1:39:45.280 --> 1:39:49.080 to my family, not to my fans, to my family, Hey, 1:39:49.760 --> 1:39:52.519 I've made myself a GoFundMe instead of buying me the 1:39:52.560 --> 1:39:54.400 bullshit present, take the money and put in the go 1:39:54.479 --> 1:39:56.200 fund me so I can buy something I want. So 1:39:56.320 --> 1:39:58.200 like my mom my, sister, is my wife, everyone, I 1:39:58.240 --> 1:40:00.240 don't want them fun You're gonna give me, give me 1:40:00.280 --> 1:40:01.920 the money and then I can buy myself what I want. 1:40:02.479 --> 1:40:06.280 But I accidentally when you start to go fundme, it 1:40:06.360 --> 1:40:09.960 posts immediately to Twitter, and so it looked like I 1:40:10.080 --> 1:40:11.879 was starting going to go fund me for my birthday 1:40:12.560 --> 1:40:14.840 and Joe just call oh no, I wanted a grill. 1:40:14.840 --> 1:40:16.800 I wanted a Links grill. I wanted a Links grill, 1:40:17.080 --> 1:40:18.560 and so that's what I wanted. So I was like, 1:40:18.680 --> 1:40:20.680 just I want the grill. This is the go fund me. 1:40:20.720 --> 1:40:23.160 I want the grill. So don't fucking give me a present, 1:40:23.320 --> 1:40:26.479 give me money and I'll buy my Links grill, and 1:40:26.720 --> 1:40:29.680 fucking I posted as the second and posted. Joe goes, 1:40:29.720 --> 1:40:32.200 what the fuck are you doing? The grill will be 1:40:32.240 --> 1:40:34.760 there tomorrow. Take this down. It's embarrassing, and I go, 1:40:35.040 --> 1:40:36.400 the fuck are you talking about? And he goes the 1:40:36.479 --> 1:40:38.280 go fund me. I go, how did you get it? 1:40:38.320 --> 1:40:40.800 And he goes, you posted a fucking Twitter. He goes, 1:40:40.840 --> 1:40:42.599 Your fans are like, what the fuck bird, you can't 1:40:42.600 --> 1:40:45.160 buy a grill. I was like, I was like, just like, 1:40:45.320 --> 1:40:47.360 I'm embarrassed for you. I will send you a grill 1:40:47.400 --> 1:40:49.880 tomorrow and here no, Joe, it was just I couldn't 1:40:49.880 --> 1:40:51.640 even explain it. I go just puts me about my 1:40:51.680 --> 1:40:52.960 friends and my family, but. 1:40:53.200 --> 1:40:56.200 They should be A birthday thing is birthday fund me? 1:40:56.320 --> 1:40:57.080 A birthday fund me? 1:40:57.160 --> 1:40:58.880 Were like, you set up a birthday fund me and 1:40:58.920 --> 1:41:00.479 then you're and you go send it to your friends 1:41:00.520 --> 1:41:03.080 of himily and go, hey, I want to get something 1:41:03.120 --> 1:41:03.559 that I want. 1:41:03.640 --> 1:41:05.680 If you invented that too, would take away all the 1:41:05.760 --> 1:41:08.120 fucking when you get a gift you don't want and 1:41:08.160 --> 1:41:08.639 you're like, oh. 1:41:08.640 --> 1:41:10.599 Thanks, it would. I bet it would cut down on waste. 1:41:10.920 --> 1:41:12.680 It would how many presidents you have in your house 1:41:12.720 --> 1:41:12.960 that you go. 1:41:13.040 --> 1:41:16.920 You're going green at this point? Yeah, outstanding, But it 1:41:17.000 --> 1:41:19.719 kind of cuts down on creativity though. That is true, 1:41:19.760 --> 1:41:21.280 you know what I mean, because there's somebody say the 1:41:21.280 --> 1:41:22.360 gifts you don't even know you want. 1:41:22.479 --> 1:41:24.320 Yeah, you guys buy each other, bird take gifts. So 1:41:24.439 --> 1:41:26.479 we heard about what you guys do, and we we 1:41:26.600 --> 1:41:29.719 look it. I kind of want to and you should 1:41:29.720 --> 1:41:31.040 do it. You should do it and you should start it. 1:41:31.520 --> 1:41:36.680 I should start it. Should as gifts. I've given some 1:41:36.800 --> 1:41:37.400 rad gifts to you. 1:41:38.160 --> 1:41:40.320 Yeah, yeah, some unique ship you and like that's all 1:41:40.320 --> 1:41:42.200 I was gonna say to the creativity part, like I 1:41:42.240 --> 1:41:44.640 would think it's something, but it wouldn't be in the 1:41:44.720 --> 1:41:46.599 realm of like what Charles done for me, what you've 1:41:46.600 --> 1:41:48.639 done for me, like what people have done to where 1:41:48.640 --> 1:41:51.400 I would know, Hey, start this birthday fund me type 1:41:51.400 --> 1:41:52.120 of thing you No, no. 1:41:52.320 --> 1:41:54.240 Yeah, can you should? 1:41:54.520 --> 1:41:57.200 I think all friends should do it, Tom and I 1:41:57.280 --> 1:41:59.160 did because it is so much fun. 1:41:59.680 --> 1:42:01.720 It's so much what's your map? What's your number cap? 1:42:02.439 --> 1:42:04.519 That's what's crazy. I think it gets a little dicey 1:42:04.560 --> 1:42:05.960 when we were talking six figures. 1:42:05.720 --> 1:42:07.600 Like you know I spent one hundred thousand on his 1:42:07.640 --> 1:42:08.479 birthday this year. 1:42:08.520 --> 1:42:08.800 Did you? 1:42:09.040 --> 1:42:13.320 Yeah? Is the BMW Yeah, racecar, race car, a race car, bottom, 1:42:13.320 --> 1:42:17.719 a racecar, four tires, two flame of Tardan suits, helmets 1:42:18.680 --> 1:42:21.880 of a trailer to put his car in, and then 1:42:21.920 --> 1:42:22.479 I wrapped the car. 1:42:23.000 --> 1:42:25.599 But now the next time your birthday trailer, buy something 1:42:25.640 --> 1:42:26.519 that's a minimum the. 1:42:27.200 --> 1:42:29.600 A ranch house in my Montana is what I've asked for, 1:42:30.520 --> 1:42:32.559 or like a ranch in Montana that's. 1:42:32.439 --> 1:42:34.400 Going to be exponentially higher than one hundred thousand dollars, 1:42:34.439 --> 1:42:36.479 I know. But then you got a reup there. 1:42:37.640 --> 1:42:38.880 I know that I got a ranch house, and then 1:42:38.880 --> 1:42:40.639 I know that I want to reup, like I knew 1:42:41.120 --> 1:42:43.160 when I knew when I bought him a jet ski 1:42:43.520 --> 1:42:45.240 that was my praer. He bought me a e bike. 1:42:45.560 --> 1:42:47.760 It was great, four thousand dollars, and I was like, Wow, 1:42:47.800 --> 1:42:50.080 that's a lot to spend on a friend. And then 1:42:50.080 --> 1:42:52.720 I knew if I spent fifteen grand on him, I'm 1:42:52.720 --> 1:42:55.519 at least getting thirty grand. I spent fifteen grand on him, 1:42:55.560 --> 1:42:57.960 I got seventy five grand back, So. 1:42:58.000 --> 1:43:00.200 It's not even like a for a friend. And this 1:43:00.240 --> 1:43:02.240 has now become a selfish thing. Oh yeah, like if 1:43:02.240 --> 1:43:03.640 I get this, I know I'm gonna get that if 1:43:03.640 --> 1:43:05.160 I give him this. And so when I bought him 1:43:05.160 --> 1:43:07.760 a race car, my wife was livid, livid. Now what 1:43:07.840 --> 1:43:09.599 does your wife think about this? This is like, hey, 1:43:09.640 --> 1:43:11.040 when are you gonna spend one hundred gand on me? 1:43:11.520 --> 1:43:15.040 It's caused a lot of fights because because my fiftieth 1:43:15.240 --> 1:43:17.160 I'm turning fifty this year. Yeah, and Tom said, I'm 1:43:17.160 --> 1:43:18.599 gonna blow it out of the water for your fiftieth 1:43:18.800 --> 1:43:21.320 and my wife's like, hold on, I'm his wife, Like, 1:43:21.960 --> 1:43:23.280 let why don't we do it as a team. And 1:43:23.320 --> 1:43:25.439 I was like, stop, you're ruining it. Let Tom do it. 1:43:25.760 --> 1:43:27.439 And then you get me a shirt or a wallet 1:43:27.520 --> 1:43:29.519 or whatever the fuck, yeah, glasses, whatever the fuck you 1:43:29.560 --> 1:43:30.160 were gonna get me. 1:43:30.439 --> 1:43:32.960 Remember the watch? Yeah, that was tough. 1:43:33.439 --> 1:43:35.439 We had a situation like that that happened at Will's wedding. 1:43:35.439 --> 1:43:36.839 Do you want to tell a story on the podcast? 1:43:37.240 --> 1:43:37.439 Yeah? 1:43:37.920 --> 1:43:41.160 Okay, yeah, So for Will's wedding and for a long time, 1:43:41.280 --> 1:43:44.040 like I've had watches or whatever, and roll exes were 1:43:44.120 --> 1:43:45.240 like kind of like the main thing, like when you 1:43:45.280 --> 1:43:46.840 get in the NFL, you funding money, like what do 1:43:46.880 --> 1:43:47.120 you look? 1:43:47.160 --> 1:43:49.000 Me to the jeweler and he I get to watch 1:43:49.080 --> 1:43:50.640 him buy everything he wants for himself, and I just 1:43:50.720 --> 1:43:51.200 kind of sit there. 1:43:51.240 --> 1:43:54.320 I don't you want to go with me away? I'm drafting. 1:43:54.400 --> 1:43:54.679 I don't. 1:43:54.680 --> 1:43:57.080 I don't buy the most Outlanders ship by any means, 1:43:57.320 --> 1:43:58.800 but I had I do have a few watches and 1:43:59.200 --> 1:44:01.040 Will was getting me read and I was like, man, 1:44:01.080 --> 1:44:02.160 what should I get Will? 1:44:02.200 --> 1:44:04.440 And some of it was a lack of imagination. 1:44:04.520 --> 1:44:05.920 The other one was like I knew he Will has 1:44:05.920 --> 1:44:08.240 always wanted like a watch because we were with our 1:44:08.240 --> 1:44:09.880 buddy Mike camp and Arrow and he got a watch 1:44:09.920 --> 1:44:12.080 and he was feeling it. And then you know, I 1:44:12.200 --> 1:44:13.720 bought a watch around him and he was kind of 1:44:13.760 --> 1:44:15.120 feeling it too. So I was like, I'm gonna get. 1:44:15.040 --> 1:44:15.479 Will a watch. 1:44:15.600 --> 1:44:16.840 Will cut it was. 1:44:17.400 --> 1:44:18.519 It rolls like uh. 1:44:19.920 --> 1:44:22.760 A day day Alwayster perfessional day day was stainless steel. 1:44:22.760 --> 1:44:25.360 It's a beautiful watch. It's it's a beautiful watch. It's 1:44:26.360 --> 1:44:30.400 it's it's really nice. Anyway, I get this watch thirty 1:44:30.439 --> 1:44:34.400 five hundred geake that idea, this watch game that was outstanding. 1:44:34.560 --> 1:44:37.640 That was really good. Those watches you can go like 1:44:38.240 --> 1:44:38.760 white gold. 1:44:39.760 --> 1:44:41.000 Yeah yeah, yeah yeah, I tell you. 1:44:41.120 --> 1:44:43.639 Like that, Oh you're watch. There's nothing like white gold. 1:44:44.000 --> 1:44:46.240 But I tell people it's about seventy grand I love that. 1:44:47.160 --> 1:44:50.920 By the way, by the way, on the get away with. 1:44:53.200 --> 1:44:55.160 This is literally the watch I think might have a 1:44:55.160 --> 1:44:58.519 different face, that literally might be it. So I get 1:44:58.600 --> 1:45:00.680 this watch and I'm like so stoked to give it 1:45:00.720 --> 1:45:03.599 to Will, fired up about it, and we cruise over 1:45:03.640 --> 1:45:05.479 to Montana. We get off the highway right on the 1:45:05.720 --> 1:45:08.080 to the hotel and we have like the friends and 1:45:08.200 --> 1:45:11.240 family Friday night thing right before they get married on Saturday. 1:45:11.920 --> 1:45:13.560 I'm like, I ask my wife and Mike Talan, do 1:45:13.600 --> 1:45:15.439 you think I should give this to to Will as 1:45:15.439 --> 1:45:17.320 a time And she's like yeah, like right now, it's perfect. 1:45:17.080 --> 1:45:18.880 That way he can wear it feel good about it. 1:45:19.000 --> 1:45:21.000 He's feeling himself done the thing. So I call Will 1:45:21.120 --> 1:45:21.800 up and. 1:45:21.840 --> 1:45:24.000 It's like the way this where we're staying at It's 1:45:24.040 --> 1:45:27.920 like this beautiful black backdrop. There's like two layers, two 1:45:28.000 --> 1:45:30.400 layers of this like hotel and we're on this this 1:45:30.720 --> 1:45:32.640 top floor and Will is like kind of over to 1:45:32.640 --> 1:45:35.320 the left and the bottofloor. So he walks up and like, hey, 1:45:35.400 --> 1:45:36.840 I didn't really wrap it, but this is like your 1:45:36.880 --> 1:45:38.200 winning gift and I wanted you to have it so 1:45:38.240 --> 1:45:40.799 you can wear it right now, opens it up, lights 1:45:41.000 --> 1:45:43.080 his fucking's a sparkle in his eye. 1:45:43.520 --> 1:45:45.160 He's excited. You might see a little bit of a 1:45:45.240 --> 1:45:47.920 wealth of a tip. Gives me a big fucking hug, 1:45:48.400 --> 1:45:50.720 loves the sat night and give him a bake hug. 1:45:50.760 --> 1:45:51.240 I'm stoked. 1:45:51.240 --> 1:45:52.840 I'm like, man, I'm a great you know when you 1:45:52.920 --> 1:45:55.320 do a great friend thing and You're like just filled. 1:45:55.360 --> 1:45:57.720 I'm like, God, I'm a great fucking friend. It was 1:45:57.720 --> 1:45:59.240 a great moment for us because it was a huge 1:45:59.280 --> 1:46:01.000 moment for us. Huge moment from. 1:46:01.120 --> 1:46:01.920 The bachelor party. 1:46:02.479 --> 1:46:05.400 Yeah, I missed the Bachelor early and so I dipped 1:46:05.439 --> 1:46:07.200 on his bachelor party. Was I was on a bad 1:46:07.240 --> 1:46:07.840 friend's streak. 1:46:07.880 --> 1:46:08.439 I really was. 1:46:09.000 --> 1:46:11.840 And so Will goes down to show his wife and 1:46:12.040 --> 1:46:13.880 I'll go, I'll let you take the rest of this part. 1:46:14.000 --> 1:46:16.479 So I have this watch on and I'm like, I'm 1:46:16.560 --> 1:46:18.519 fired up. Dayl and I we have a moment. We 1:46:18.640 --> 1:46:20.320 hug and I'm like, oh, I appreciate that, bro, And 1:46:20.360 --> 1:46:22.320 he's like, it's your first Rolex. I'm like, fuck, yeah 1:46:22.320 --> 1:46:22.560 it is. 1:46:22.600 --> 1:46:25.360 I'm like, let's fucking go because I'll never like give 1:46:25.400 --> 1:46:25.960 myself a roll. 1:46:26.040 --> 1:46:28.679 But we did it, I know, like we like getting 1:46:28.720 --> 1:46:30.400 married at the long Game and got me a roll leg. 1:46:32.320 --> 1:46:34.760 And so I go downstairs and Charles getting ready for 1:46:34.920 --> 1:46:38.200 our what's the dinner before reception or whatever. 1:46:38.840 --> 1:46:40.759 She's getting dressed up and stuff, and I go, Babe, 1:46:40.880 --> 1:46:43.560 I go, hey, check this out. Look what Taylor got me. 1:46:44.280 --> 1:46:47.240 And she looks down at it, and Bro, she looks 1:46:47.280 --> 1:46:50.679 down at that watch and She's like, is that a Rolex? 1:46:50.760 --> 1:46:53.519 And I was like, yeah, and that's fucking awesome. And 1:46:53.760 --> 1:46:57.040 she starts getting welted in her eyes, just make up 1:46:57.080 --> 1:47:01.000 on herself, and she was hey, but you go you 1:47:01.240 --> 1:47:04.800 babe's wrong and they go, Babe, what's wrong. She's like 1:47:04.880 --> 1:47:06.200 she looked up at me with tears, and I just 1:47:06.280 --> 1:47:09.000 she goes, I got you a fucking Rolex. Of course 1:47:09.040 --> 1:47:10.840 he would get you a Roleg like I wanted to 1:47:10.880 --> 1:47:13.320 get your first rolls. Of course Taylor would get a Rolex. 1:47:13.120 --> 1:47:14.120 Before I get a Rolex. 1:47:14.320 --> 1:47:14.559 Love. 1:47:15.040 --> 1:47:17.200 This goes more than anything. 1:47:18.000 --> 1:47:22.160 A better one, your work, your work, Yeah yeah, and 1:47:22.280 --> 1:47:23.600 he got you a way better one than me. 1:47:23.640 --> 1:47:26.320 And then storms off and I'm like, baby, we don't 1:47:26.320 --> 1:47:27.640 even know what you just looks like like you know, 1:47:27.920 --> 1:47:29.640 you know, I like goldmore and silver, like he just 1:47:29.680 --> 1:47:32.160 got me a silver one, and like I. 1:47:32.120 --> 1:47:33.559 Don't kind of following her around like a puppy. 1:47:33.720 --> 1:47:35.280 I'm feeling shitty, but at the same time, I'm like, man, 1:47:35.320 --> 1:47:36.360 I'm just catching straight bullets. 1:47:43.360 --> 1:47:46.679 And I'm like, let's see, she gives me this vintage Rolex. 1:47:46.800 --> 1:47:47.760 Fucking awesome, boyer. 1:47:47.880 --> 1:47:50.639 It is fire like a smaller one leather band brown 1:47:50.880 --> 1:47:54.560 like it was amazing and Charlie for her, you know, 1:47:54.640 --> 1:47:56.640 she doesn't have the bank account like Taylor, but she's like, 1:47:56.720 --> 1:47:58.760 I just worked extremely. 1:47:58.520 --> 1:48:00.760 You know a bank count. Well, come on, man, so 1:48:01.040 --> 1:48:02.160 we got to put all the facts out there. 1:48:02.720 --> 1:48:04.720 She's like, she worked extremely hard to like find this 1:48:04.880 --> 1:48:06.320 rolex and do all this stuff to give me my 1:48:06.439 --> 1:48:08.160 first rolex. And she's like, I wanted to see the 1:48:08.200 --> 1:48:09.519 look on your face when you had your first roll. 1:48:09.520 --> 1:48:11.360 And I tell you, it looks a beautiful look. 1:48:11.439 --> 1:48:15.040 Like I'm wanting to would you like a screensaver, Like 1:48:15.040 --> 1:48:16.360 I wish I could look at it right now. 1:48:16.400 --> 1:48:18.680 I can see Will's eyes glistening, Dude, I could see 1:48:18.720 --> 1:48:19.680 the tears going down his face. 1:48:22.120 --> 1:48:24.080 It was great and there, dude. 1:48:24.760 --> 1:48:26.720 And I'm trying to tell her, like how awesome hers is, 1:48:26.800 --> 1:48:29.920 but you just feel like you're overcompensating now and it's 1:48:29.960 --> 1:48:31.240 just all fucked out. We're about to go to the 1:48:31.280 --> 1:48:34.040 recession speeches are gonna happen, and she just cries. She 1:48:34.160 --> 1:48:34.920 put on her makeup. 1:48:35.040 --> 1:48:36.320 So I'm getting ready. 1:48:36.360 --> 1:48:39.560 I'm wanting to text Tailor like I'm like, She's like 1:48:39.960 --> 1:48:41.560 she was texting. I'm like, you know, I'm kind of 1:48:41.560 --> 1:48:43.000 like leaning like, hey, what are you saying? Because I'm 1:48:43.000 --> 1:48:45.720 just thinking, like, fuck is she so like just like 1:48:45.880 --> 1:48:48.320 mad said, like everything she's she's all the bad ones. 1:48:48.560 --> 1:48:52.400 She's all the bad and like like hey boy, hey, 1:48:52.520 --> 1:48:55.000 code fucking Red, it's coming, It's coming. 1:48:55.200 --> 1:48:55.360 Yeah. 1:48:55.439 --> 1:48:59.080 I'm sitting there on cloud goddamn nine. Dude, I'm loading 1:48:59.400 --> 1:49:01.200 like Anchorman and Will Ferrell and mcgirl after they go 1:49:01.280 --> 1:49:04.920 to Pleasure Town. I'm just feeling myself, dude. And I 1:49:05.000 --> 1:49:06.840 have a thing about weddings like I love being the 1:49:06.880 --> 1:49:08.519 center of attention. I love like going into a room 1:49:08.560 --> 1:49:10.559 making people laugh, having a good time, like let's talk, 1:49:11.000 --> 1:49:12.720 and kind of being like loud. But when I go 1:49:12.800 --> 1:49:15.160 to weddings, to me, it's the exact opposite, like this 1:49:15.280 --> 1:49:18.080 is not your time, tailor. I consciously tell myself, hey, 1:49:18.160 --> 1:49:20.599 it's not about you today, so don't make it about yourself. 1:49:20.640 --> 1:49:23.519 I stay in the background, right, stay in the background 1:49:23.520 --> 1:49:25.400 and enjoy it. He did in the background. He went 1:49:25.520 --> 1:49:27.839 viral on a video at the wedding. Well you said 1:49:27.840 --> 1:49:31.800 you should do it, but it was a nice little thing. 1:49:32.320 --> 1:49:34.639 And I'm sitting there, I'm like just kind of smiling myself, 1:49:34.720 --> 1:49:36.280 kind of like looking out the window, at the backdrop, 1:49:36.320 --> 1:49:39.240 I'm like, it's a great friend. And I get I 1:49:39.320 --> 1:49:42.680 get up, which is like my text noise, like a 1:49:42.680 --> 1:49:45.000 little clown noise, and I fucking open it up, and 1:49:45.160 --> 1:49:48.720 that thing could have from here to the floor, could 1:49:48.760 --> 1:49:50.040 have all the Charles words. 1:49:50.560 --> 1:49:50.840 That's me. 1:49:51.000 --> 1:49:52.320 That's me at Will's wedding. 1:49:52.720 --> 1:49:53.360 Are you serious? 1:49:53.560 --> 1:49:53.760 Yeah? 1:49:55.120 --> 1:49:59.479 Passed out. I don't even know how I got. Yeah, like. 1:50:04.160 --> 1:50:07.280 Charles, charl hits me with all the things, all of 1:50:07.360 --> 1:50:11.560 her emotions, and to like for her, it was it 1:50:11.680 --> 1:50:14.599 was I understand why she was upset, and she handled 1:50:14.600 --> 1:50:15.880 herself well because I know what she wanted to say. 1:50:15.880 --> 1:50:16.759 It was go fund yourself. 1:50:17.080 --> 1:50:18.120 Yeah yeah, yeah yeah. 1:50:18.600 --> 1:50:21.920 But instead she said that in six thousand words and 1:50:22.280 --> 1:50:24.799 it was nice enough but also got the point across. 1:50:25.200 --> 1:50:27.280 And so I'm go from feeling amazing to feel like 1:50:27.360 --> 1:50:30.559 a fucking piece of because I couldn't see it. Yeah, 1:50:30.680 --> 1:50:31.360 it was long. 1:50:31.520 --> 1:50:33.120 And I go there and I see her and she's 1:50:33.640 --> 1:50:35.799 charl has this look in her eyes when she's frustrated 1:50:35.800 --> 1:50:37.760 with you. I've gone it so many times and it's like, 1:50:38.280 --> 1:50:41.760 I Taylor, it's like a fucking sweaty Taylor. I'm like, hey, 1:50:41.800 --> 1:50:42.920 and I go so I say, hey, I know this 1:50:42.960 --> 1:50:43.920 is not the time to talk about it, but I 1:50:43.960 --> 1:50:46.080 just want to say I'm so sorry, and that you're 1:50:46.160 --> 1:50:46.840 beautiful today. 1:50:46.880 --> 1:50:49.000 You really look so amazing. I'm gonna go lay down 1:50:49.000 --> 1:50:50.880 the river, I go. I'm gonna go over here, now 1:50:51.720 --> 1:50:56.200 the river over there. I'll right back. It was so bad, 1:50:56.320 --> 1:50:58.400 the only like sweaty again once. 1:50:58.880 --> 1:51:03.439 That's a great that's a great story, beginning, middle to end. 1:51:04.040 --> 1:51:04.679 Great story. 1:51:04.800 --> 1:51:07.080 I love that, bro There was. 1:51:07.120 --> 1:51:09.200 So much history with that's not like so much, but 1:51:09.560 --> 1:51:10.360 well there was Christmas. 1:51:10.360 --> 1:51:12.200 There's a Christmas time where she got me like a 1:51:12.240 --> 1:51:14.600 Gucci necklace and it was like silver and Taylor it 1:51:14.680 --> 1:51:17.200 got me. I it broke and I lost it or something, right, 1:51:18.200 --> 1:51:22.160 I don't know, yeah, something like this and the next Christmas. 1:51:22.200 --> 1:51:24.600 So kind of one up, sir, and I wear the 1:51:24.720 --> 1:51:26.599 gold one all I know too. 1:51:27.040 --> 1:51:29.400 I've never seen Will where the rollocks I got him. Ever, 1:51:29.640 --> 1:51:32.680 I have not seen it. I haven't seen it on 1:51:32.840 --> 1:51:36.240 you all the time. And it looks great. It does. 1:51:36.280 --> 1:51:37.000 It looks great. 1:51:37.240 --> 1:51:39.639 But in my defense, it's because I got the gold. 1:51:39.760 --> 1:51:41.080 Like I don't like doing the silver ring. 1:51:41.200 --> 1:51:42.200 But you're not trying to park me. 1:51:42.240 --> 1:51:43.680 I don't worried about it, like you don't know where 1:51:43.680 --> 1:51:46.120 the water why you're trying to park charge? 1:51:46.200 --> 1:51:49.200 I get it. No, no, there's there's none of that 1:51:49.320 --> 1:51:51.080 going on pack right in front of me. 1:51:53.240 --> 1:51:54.920 It just goes with a lot more of my fists. 1:51:55.000 --> 1:51:57.080 Now I will flex with the big dog here soon. 1:51:57.320 --> 1:51:59.280 But to me, I need to get a silver I 1:51:59.320 --> 1:52:01.200 need to get something the matress it with the rings 1:52:01.200 --> 1:52:04.519 like I got Yeah, there you go. I got the 1:52:04.840 --> 1:52:07.760 the gold necklace gold ring. So it just goes better 1:52:07.840 --> 1:52:10.519 with like the fits usually that's so funny. Yeah, she 1:52:10.600 --> 1:52:12.360 gets me this guccy necklace and it's got a wolf 1:52:12.400 --> 1:52:14.160 on the and I love wolf. I love wolves, the 1:52:14.200 --> 1:52:16.320 concept all the ship that I do about being fucking wolf. 1:52:16.520 --> 1:52:18.840 But anyway, the wolf head would always hit me in 1:52:18.920 --> 1:52:22.479 the tooth when I'm working out. So and I did 1:52:22.600 --> 1:52:25.000 like the gold necklace more, but that's why I did. 1:52:28.560 --> 1:52:28.600 So. 1:52:28.640 --> 1:52:30.400 I would mainly where the gold one, and she knew 1:52:30.479 --> 1:52:33.639 she got it, but would also like kind of jab me, like, ah, 1:52:33.680 --> 1:52:35.880 I see you don't. You're not really wearing my the 1:52:35.920 --> 1:52:37.760 wolf necklace I got you And oh baby, you know 1:52:37.800 --> 1:52:39.519 I just haven't switched it, like I gotta take it 1:52:39.600 --> 1:52:41.240 off that one hits me in the mouth like I'm 1:52:41.240 --> 1:52:43.840 playing football, and I just it gets caught my beard too, 1:52:43.880 --> 1:52:46.640 and that fucking hurts. And uh So then when the 1:52:47.000 --> 1:52:50.360 watch thing happened, I was just thinking, fuck man, Taylor's 1:52:50.360 --> 1:52:51.680 trying to be super nice and my. 1:52:51.800 --> 1:52:53.760 Man, FU you fuck that one up? 1:52:53.880 --> 1:52:55.439 Hands dude, I mean, you didn't fu up. 1:52:55.880 --> 1:52:58.000 And I'm sitting there like I'm I'm at the reception 1:52:58.120 --> 1:52:59.519 trying to tell a couple of my boys about it, 1:52:59.560 --> 1:53:01.200 and I do, what the fuck are you wanting about? 1:53:01.200 --> 1:53:05.960 You got two Rolexes? Like ye, I think, I tell 1:53:06.000 --> 1:53:08.760 like tap dude, I feel well speaking up. And I 1:53:08.800 --> 1:53:10.360 saw time Piece over. 1:53:10.240 --> 1:53:12.400 There too, So we were on we were in Vegas 1:53:12.640 --> 1:53:16.479 and uh and I go to this rolex store. 1:53:16.680 --> 1:53:19.799 You what's that? He said, Man, you got two reallexes? 1:53:19.840 --> 1:53:20.320 Why you bitch? 1:53:20.400 --> 1:53:21.760 And I was like, I guess, I don't know, man, 1:53:21.760 --> 1:53:23.880 I just feel terrible that my wife is so sad. 1:53:24.439 --> 1:53:26.640 So I was in Vegas and they I wanted to 1:53:26.640 --> 1:53:28.320 get a Rolex on this tour to kind of like 1:53:28.760 --> 1:53:31.080 commemorate the like, to have it for the tour. So 1:53:31.200 --> 1:53:32.479 they go, oh, this is the watch I got when 1:53:32.479 --> 1:53:34.560 I was doing that tour. So I'm in Vegas and 1:53:34.640 --> 1:53:36.840 I go to this roll x store and they don't 1:53:36.840 --> 1:53:38.479 have any product. They're like, no, we got nothing, and 1:53:38.520 --> 1:53:40.559 I was like okay, and then she's like, what are 1:53:40.560 --> 1:53:40.920 you doing. 1:53:40.920 --> 1:53:42.680 So weird that rolls does that? They have one in 1:53:42.720 --> 1:53:44.320 Green Hills. It's the same thing. You walk in there 1:53:44.320 --> 1:53:46.200 and they're like, yeah, it's on display, but we don't 1:53:46.200 --> 1:53:48.840 have it. Yeah, it's very odd. So I go, I 1:53:48.960 --> 1:53:51.080 go okay, I go, well, all right. Well then I'm 1:53:51.160 --> 1:53:53.559 leaving and she's like, what are you doing here? Said, 1:53:53.560 --> 1:53:57.240 I'm doing the Virgin Hotel. She was what, I'm a comedian. 1:53:57.840 --> 1:54:00.200 She was, you know, Dave, I said to tell she 1:54:00.360 --> 1:54:02.360 was Chappelle and I said, well, now I kind of. 1:54:02.479 --> 1:54:02.600 I go. 1:54:02.720 --> 1:54:05.120 My buddies are all friends with him. Turns out this 1:54:05.280 --> 1:54:07.400 is the store I guess Dave gets all his Rollxes from. 1:54:07.800 --> 1:54:11.680 And she knows Jeff Ross and Rogan and they've all 1:54:11.760 --> 1:54:15.240 been to this store. So she goes, okay, all right. 1:54:16.240 --> 1:54:18.719 She goes bringing out the sub Mariner Black sub Mariner, 1:54:19.200 --> 1:54:21.080 and she goes, this is to watch you want and 1:54:21.200 --> 1:54:23.040 I went, I thought you didn't have any products. She goes, 1:54:23.120 --> 1:54:26.200 I got you. She brings it out and I'm like. 1:54:26.280 --> 1:54:28.320 I was like, oh wow, I like that watch. She goes, 1:54:28.360 --> 1:54:29.360 this is the one you want. You can buy it, 1:54:29.360 --> 1:54:32.200 you should buy it, and I went okay. I was 1:54:32.280 --> 1:54:34.840 like uh, I was like ten grand. I was like, 1:54:34.880 --> 1:54:36.720 I don't like all this. I have a hard time 1:54:36.760 --> 1:54:38.280 spending money on myself. I don't have a part time 1:54:38.320 --> 1:54:40.960 spending money on other people. I enjoy that, but on 1:54:41.080 --> 1:54:45.120 myself I can't do it. So I take a picture. 1:54:45.160 --> 1:54:47.040 I sent it to my dad and to Tom, and 1:54:47.120 --> 1:54:49.240 to my wife and to my business manager too. But 1:54:49.320 --> 1:54:54.080 I go My wife says you got it in which 1:54:54.120 --> 1:54:55.000 my wife would never say. 1:54:55.040 --> 1:54:55.760 And I was like, oh. 1:54:56.480 --> 1:54:58.720 My business managers like you can. You don't really afford it. 1:54:59.360 --> 1:55:01.840 My dad's like beautiful. And then Tom sends me a text. 1:55:01.920 --> 1:55:04.320 He goes, hey, man, treat yourself. You never treat yourself. 1:55:04.320 --> 1:55:06.240 You're the hardest working guy in comedy that I know. 1:55:06.640 --> 1:55:08.640 He's like, you're out every fucking week. You're flying to 1:55:08.680 --> 1:55:11.600 Austin to do Two Bears, You're doing a movie, you're 1:55:11.640 --> 1:55:14.560 doing a TV. He goes, you literally deserve this watch, 1:55:15.200 --> 1:55:18.240 he said. Think of what your ticket sales are, think 1:55:18.280 --> 1:55:21.360 of where you're at in your career. You more than 1:55:21.440 --> 1:55:24.960 anyone in this business. Deserve that watch. And I was like, 1:55:25.840 --> 1:55:28.120 all right, I go, I come back to the store. 1:55:28.160 --> 1:55:29.400 I go, I'll take it. I was like, I just 1:55:29.440 --> 1:55:31.480 got a cool text for my buddy. I do deserve it. 1:55:31.520 --> 1:55:33.360 I was like, fucking I'll take it. So I buy it. 1:55:33.880 --> 1:55:37.560 Next day I called Tommy and I go. He goes, hey, 1:55:37.680 --> 1:55:39.800 you get the watch? I said, I did. I said 1:55:39.800 --> 1:55:42.920 that text was fucking really, I really meant something to me. 1:55:43.000 --> 1:55:46.080 Thank you. He said yeah. I said, what are you doing? 1:55:46.120 --> 1:55:47.920 He goes, I'm at the roll next store, so whine. 1:55:48.000 --> 1:55:49.960 He goes, well, I was writing that text to you, 1:55:50.000 --> 1:55:51.440 and I go the same applies for me. I need 1:55:51.520 --> 1:55:59.200 a roll next too? Different No, no, okay, Tom. I 1:55:59.280 --> 1:56:01.400 mean I'm not to like blow up at spot. But 1:56:01.640 --> 1:56:04.240 Tom doesn't like I wish I had it. 1:56:04.400 --> 1:56:04.720 I don't. 1:56:05.920 --> 1:56:07.800 He first of one, he makes a tremendous amount of money, 1:56:07.880 --> 1:56:10.280 but he doesn't have a problem spending money. Like he 1:56:10.360 --> 1:56:12.920 doesn't have a problem really, but like he told a 1:56:13.040 --> 1:56:15.560 very touching story about his dad. His dad recently passed 1:56:16.040 --> 1:56:20.680 and his dad wanted wanted an SUV like suv, but 1:56:20.920 --> 1:56:23.120 he knew his dad's finances and he was gonna buy 1:56:23.120 --> 1:56:26.400 a used one, and Tom went found out which twenty wanted, 1:56:26.640 --> 1:56:29.440 reached out to the dealership, bought him the brand new one, 1:56:29.960 --> 1:56:33.120 and then said when he gets there, facetimed me in 1:56:33.240 --> 1:56:35.920 the new one. And so it's Tom's story to tell. 1:56:36.000 --> 1:56:38.360 But we just told him two bearers, very touching. So 1:56:38.520 --> 1:56:40.600 his dad's like in the thing and he was like, 1:56:41.200 --> 1:56:42.680 Tom's like, that is that the one you want? D 1:56:42.800 --> 1:56:44.320 And he goes, well, yeah, I'm gonna get this, but 1:56:44.520 --> 1:56:46.520 use I can't afford this one. And he goes what 1:56:46.640 --> 1:56:48.000 on He goes, well, it's too much, but this is 1:56:48.120 --> 1:56:50.440 I mean, this is the fucking car, Tommy. You got 1:56:50.560 --> 1:56:53.360 to see this car. And Tom goes, well, it's yours 1:56:53.600 --> 1:56:56.920 and I'm gonna cry telling the story. You're gonna say 1:56:56.920 --> 1:57:00.760 space Oh yeah, but but it's like that's the way Tom. 1:57:00.880 --> 1:57:02.560 You know, he told me the story on two bears. 1:57:02.560 --> 1:57:05.080 I get emotional hearing it. But that's who Tom is. 1:57:05.360 --> 1:57:07.800 Is like he likes to give and uh, but he 1:57:07.880 --> 1:57:11.320 also doesn't mind like buying a brand new Porsche and 1:57:11.400 --> 1:57:13.879 then sending it to Germany and having it completely outfitted 1:57:13.880 --> 1:57:15.800 the way he wants it, and knowing what he likes, 1:57:15.960 --> 1:57:17.480 he doesn't know. He was the first person I ever 1:57:17.560 --> 1:57:19.640 met that spent like more than a million dollars on 1:57:19.720 --> 1:57:21.840 the house, and I was like, shut the fuck up. 1:57:22.080 --> 1:57:25.160 So like he is, but he knows his finance is 1:57:25.160 --> 1:57:28.440 real real well, his dad was a a business guy, 1:57:28.760 --> 1:57:31.720 and so his dad got him into finances, like and 1:57:31.840 --> 1:57:33.240 so tom knows money real well. 1:57:33.680 --> 1:57:34.080 So I. 1:57:34.280 --> 1:57:37.440 But when any purchase I make, any car I make, 1:57:37.480 --> 1:57:39.000 I always texted to Tommy, I'm like, what do you 1:57:39.040 --> 1:57:40.960 think And he's like, you should get it. 1:57:41.400 --> 1:57:43.560 Really yeah, yeah, he says humul like, hey, probably a 1:57:43.560 --> 1:57:44.440 slayer role on that one. 1:57:47.600 --> 1:57:50.000 No, no, no, no, I don't think so. But I 1:57:50.080 --> 1:57:51.920 don't spend an I don't spend any money like I'm 1:57:52.520 --> 1:57:54.680 I spend money on like fun stuff like private jests 1:57:54.760 --> 1:57:56.480 for us to go back and forth from Austin. 1:57:57.640 --> 1:58:00.600 That is that's a that's something that was for underrated 1:58:00.680 --> 1:58:03.920 private jets. Oh there's It's the best, most amazing thing 1:58:03.960 --> 1:58:07.440 in the world you'll ever have. It's so great top 1:58:07.520 --> 1:58:10.200 to bottom. But when you're paying for it, when you start, 1:58:10.320 --> 1:58:11.080 it's like fucking. 1:58:10.880 --> 1:58:14.520 Without econom someone said the other day, at the beginning, 1:58:14.560 --> 1:58:16.120 you're like, oh, yeah, definitely, I'm doing this and then 1:58:16.120 --> 1:58:18.400 when it goes in, you're like, fuck, yes, this is awesome. 1:58:18.720 --> 1:58:21.200 But once you come that's like you're landing. You're like, 1:58:21.280 --> 1:58:21.920 this wasn't worth it. 1:58:24.240 --> 1:58:32.800 That makes so much sense. What's happening adversity? Is it 1:58:32.880 --> 1:58:33.920 my mic or is it the whole thing? 1:58:35.640 --> 1:58:37.280 Oh shit for how long? 1:58:38.200 --> 1:58:41.480 Oh no, try blowing on it. 1:58:44.320 --> 1:58:46.840 Okay, wait, hold on, this thing's been frozen for thirty minutes. 1:58:47.040 --> 1:58:49.600 My asshole is so tight right now. Oh that's tough. 1:58:50.520 --> 1:58:53.560 If we lose the fucking roll X story, if we 1:58:53.760 --> 1:58:54.320 lose all of it,