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Speaker 1: Rolling in three two? Are we rolling right now?

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Speaker 2: Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to another episode of busting with

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Speaker 2: the Boys, presented by the beautiful, most durable, reliable vehicle

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Speaker 2: on the road, the Chevy Silverado.

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Speaker 1: Right of aplasta with the Chevy Silverado, the Silverado is strong.

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Speaker 2: And dependable as the people who drive them. Chevy Silverado

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Speaker 2: modern advanced with a ton of grit, a partner in

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Speaker 2: getting things done, especially when it comes to the heart

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Speaker 2: and soul of the pickup truck, the bed. With Silverado,

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Speaker 2: you can get the most functional bed of any competitor,

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Speaker 2: best in class, standard cargo volume. The inner gate folds

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Speaker 2: to a large step up, easily getting in and out

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Speaker 2: of the bed because the knee thing. You got, knee issues,

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Speaker 2: you got hip issues, back issues.

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Speaker 1: Boom, you're in that thing.

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Speaker 2: Available industry first power up down tailgate, up and down.

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Speaker 1: We got both right.

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Speaker 2: It's like a little Johnson to the window to the wall,

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Speaker 2: but it's up and down this time. Or available multi

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Speaker 2: flex tailgate we've been telling you about with six six

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Speaker 2: convenient configurations. All this makes the bed of the Silverado

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Speaker 2: work hard and smarter than all those other slampies. Silverado

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Speaker 2: is strong, advanced, dependable and hard working.

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Speaker 1: Now listen, the reviews are in.

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Speaker 2: Shane Gillis's podcast was absolutely outstanding. You guys came in.

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Speaker 2: You've absolutely dominated for us. You've been liking subscribing, unsubscribing

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Speaker 2: and resubscribing. But there is one thing we've heard. It

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Speaker 2: hurt a little bit, But sometimes you have to sit

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Speaker 2: and look at yourself in the mirror and say what

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Speaker 2: can I do better? And that thing is shut it

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Speaker 2: down a little faster on the interest. So we're gonna

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Speaker 2: do the best we can. Forty minutes last time.

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Speaker 1: Was a little much.

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Speaker 2: People are complaining because that the Shane gill crew wanted

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Speaker 2: to jump in. And now at this moment we will

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Speaker 2: get into our a couple of housekeeping things. We will

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Speaker 2: get into a couple of shout out no free shoutouts

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Speaker 2: of the week. Will can't make it today because the

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Speaker 2: boy's under the weather. He's got one of those little

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Speaker 2: things under his tongue right now. He's got a little

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Speaker 2: little thing on a little cold press on his head.

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Speaker 2: He's in bed, he's holding himself. He's probably going out

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Speaker 2: both sides. I don't know what he's really got, but

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Speaker 2: I do know the boy was smart enough and sick

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Speaker 2: enough not to be with.

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Speaker 1: The boys today.

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Speaker 2: So shout out Will for not coming in here and

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Speaker 2: getting the whole squad sick because he had a little

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Speaker 1: Now I'm trying to keep it tight. Boys.

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Speaker 2: We had a lot of things to touch on, but

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Speaker 2: the first thing we should touch on is our favorite

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Speaker 2: segment of the week, the shout out no free shadow

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Speaker 2: of the week. Let's do it, boys, let's do it now.

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Speaker 2: We are missing Bloss. He had surgery last week.

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Speaker 1: He's out.

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Speaker 2: I'm sure he've been something about forty nine ers, so

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Speaker 2: I'll just do it for him. Shout out George Kittle

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Speaker 2: Shadow forty nine Ers. Shout out every single player that's

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Speaker 2: ever played for the forty nine Ers are the greatest

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Speaker 2: NFL player of all time. We love you guys so much.

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Speaker 2: Yay Barry A fuck dad dude. All right, let's move on.

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Speaker 2: We are now on JP. Who's sitting in Bloss to

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Speaker 2: see Bloss. I know you're listening because you love it.

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Speaker 2: You should be a little upset with JP, but it's

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Speaker 2: not about their n now much shot out. If we

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Speaker 2: should have the we JP, which you got, you don't

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Speaker 2: need to start VF man, Hey, no beef, don't need

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Speaker 2: to be I can't wait to hear it.

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Speaker 1: Though.

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Speaker 3: Hey my shout out no free shout out of the

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Speaker 3: week a little bit more, a little bit like another

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Speaker 3: throwback I did previously, but I was I was walking

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Speaker 3: around the mall this past weekend. The best part about

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Speaker 3: the mall the free samples from the Chinese restaurants.

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Speaker 1: Damn for real, shout out, no free.

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Speaker 3: Shout out to the employee that stands out there and

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Speaker 3: hands out those toothpicks. And also shout out to that

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Speaker 3: free sampled chicken. It tastes better than the normal chicken.

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Speaker 2: The normal chicken, dude, they must have put some crack

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Speaker 2: cocaine or something in there. They gotta put something a

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Speaker 2: get this and then you get the whole, You get

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Speaker 2: that is. You get that, you eat and you're like,

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Speaker 2: this isn't the same. Exactly what an out standing shut out,

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Speaker 2: no free shutout of the week.

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Speaker 4: Crazy.

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Speaker 1: I love it.

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Speaker 2: Jack McPherson, who's not sitting in JPC JP is now

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Speaker 2: sitting in Blosso Sea over to Jackie, what do you got, baby,

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Speaker 2: You've been hit with hitters all day.

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Speaker 5: I think you're gonna really like this one.

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Speaker 1: Oh, speaking it to.

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Speaker 5: A new level.

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Speaker 6: I'm not adding a new dimension. But let me let

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Speaker 6: me set the scene. Let's say you're driving in.

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Speaker 2: Your Carlicos mess all right, start off for sure.

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Speaker 6: So you're driving in the car, usually going uh somewhere

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Speaker 6: close enough maybe three four hours max. And you're hitting

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Speaker 6: It says world's biggest fireworks stand and they're open year round.

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Speaker 6: So this weekend I traveled to Knoxville shout out no

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Speaker 6: free shout out to my boy Josh Dobbs.

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Speaker 5: Went from just golf tournament.

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Speaker 6: But on the way to Knoxville, I passed one of

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Speaker 5: Store since July.

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Speaker 1: How do they pay their texas?

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Speaker 5: Who knows?

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Speaker 6: But these guys wanted to sell me everything in the store.

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Speaker 6: I didn't have the heart to tell them what I

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Speaker 6: was buying them for, so I literally lied and said

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Speaker 6: do not even have a nephew. So anyways, you can

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Speaker 6: open your eyes now, so shout out, no free.

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Speaker 5: Shout out to the fireworks stand.

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Speaker 7: But I also.

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Speaker 5: I brought some black cats to the boys. So hiring gifts,

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Speaker 5: the man comes bearing gifts, feel bad. I feel bad

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Speaker 5: for will and bloss things go on here. You'll get

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Speaker 6: And then obviously had to get some of the m eighties,

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Speaker 6: and the man made me made it.

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Speaker 5: Very clear that they were waterproof.

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Speaker 2: He would not he lets you know, bunker Busters one

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Speaker 6: Well, we'll go out in the parking lot, maybe in

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Speaker 6: the alley and hit a black cat for the for

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Speaker 6: the old times, but you had an apple or something

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Speaker 5: Shout out, no free.

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Speaker 6: Shout out to all of the grinders out there in

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Speaker 6: those fireworks stands that only operate in heavy traffic between

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Speaker 6: July first and July seventh.

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Speaker 1: No shit, did they pay all their bills in those

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Speaker 6: No, But I mean I was probably the only customer

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Speaker 1: I love that.

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Speaker 2: Shout out that was and you know what, dude, growing

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Speaker 2: up in Arizona highly illegal. You know why, you blow

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Speaker 2: on something too hard, you snap your fingers a little

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Speaker 1: There's a whole fire going on. It's a desert baby.

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Speaker 2: This You give this to an eighth grader in Arizona,

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Speaker 1: This is the ship right here. Hey, that's great.

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Speaker 2: And he only he did a shout out, no free

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Speaker 2: shadow of a week, but he also bringing gifts.

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Speaker 1: I give the edge of Jack and this one over

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Speaker 1: JP right now. I'm not saying it's competition. I'm not

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Speaker 2: They're both outstanding, but I will say it's pretty great.

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Speaker 2: I know, I know Garret probably doesn't have gifts, so

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Speaker 1: Be a sample on a stick, bro days old.

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Speaker 2: I don't Yeah, I don't know how that would have

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Speaker 1: I'll clap on them, man. Man go starts with taking.

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Speaker 2: A chance, next up and last up because we're missing

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Speaker 2: Bloss bosses out. So JP's sitting in Bloss to see

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Speaker 2: Jack is sitting in JPC and Garret kind of sitting

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Speaker 2: in this place. Garrett, What do you got for us babies?

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Speaker 7: My shout out, no free shout out of the week.

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Speaker 7: The boys are dropping merch this week. Oh we have

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Speaker 7: three and three new hats, so I come with gifts

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Speaker 7: for everyone.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I love that. I fucking love that.

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Speaker 2: And we when we put that thing down in the

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Speaker 1: I've got a little sneak peek and I love them.

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Speaker 2: Now let me ask you this. You sent me some

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Speaker 2: hats to go off of, and you said pick three.

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Speaker 2: I never picked three, not those, not those whatever we

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Speaker 2: I know we're in store.

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Speaker 7: Those are coming for the like I think the fall.

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Speaker 2: When these things drop, those hats I'm talking about right there,

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Speaker 2: These those are gonna be bangers too.

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Speaker 1: Don't get me wrong.

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Speaker 2: When those other hats drop, you might have to cancel

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Speaker 2: the competition on hats of all time. Christmas, dude, cancel it. Hanukkah, Christmas,

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Speaker 2: all them winter holidays, dude, shut them all down. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: because that shit goes fucking hard. I'll be quick because

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Speaker 2: we're already running in We told ourselves fifteen minutes and

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Speaker 2: were literally get the halfway point right there. We just

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Speaker 2: hit the halfway point right there. My shout out, no

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Speaker 2: free Shadow, shout.

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Speaker 1: Out of the Weeks. I think I fucked that up.

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Speaker 2: It's okay, Goo's too And this is kind of a

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Speaker 1: But my shout out no free Shadow of.

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Speaker 2: The week goes to hang them down low steal trap,

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Speaker 2: big balls John Robinson for handling the draft the way

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Speaker 2: he did Thursday. Hey, what's that old thing they had

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Speaker 2: us in the first half. I'll be honest, that shit

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Speaker 2: happened Thursday night. Happened we trade up. I'm sitting there

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Speaker 2: and for two and a half seconds, I go, Yo, Taylor,

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Speaker 2: what's happening.

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Speaker 1: AJ Brown's gone.

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Speaker 2: My agent texted me, says AJ Brown is gone, And

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Speaker 2: I'm like, what did we get? The entire Eagles franchise? Like,

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Speaker 2: what are we about to grab?

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Speaker 1: Here?

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Speaker 2: They say the eighteenth overall pick or sixteenth overall pick,

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Speaker 2: one of the two and the one hundred and first pick.

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Speaker 1: Now, first things first, your first thought is.

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Speaker 2: I don't know because AJ Brown he's played in the

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Speaker 2: league for a few years. He's an absolute stud. He's young,

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Speaker 2: he's going into his primeiers all those things. And he

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Speaker 2: takes this kid, Traylon Burke, who is about to be

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Speaker 2: my new teammate. He's a little chubby in the FACEO

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Speaker 2: meankes you nervous. The first play pumps, but then you

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Speaker 2: just realize he's just a country boy dude. This kid

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Speaker 1: I'd say that man deserves a shoutout. No free shadow

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Speaker 2: A lot of people people did say, I wish that

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Speaker 2: You can take as long as you want, and we'll

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Speaker 1: It's unbelievable. But Jack, you're up. Yeah.

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Speaker 6: I mean, obviously, AJ being the uh probably the biggest

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Speaker 5: But anyways, I'm also really excited for Turylin Berks. I

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Speaker 2: You know, one thing that will make you actually believe

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Speaker 6: I mean even like going back to you when you

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Speaker 5: And the whole town loved him.

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Speaker 5: But I hope the best for him with the Eagles.

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Speaker 1: In the fall.

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Speaker 2: Before you passed that MinC off the Garrett, would you

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Speaker 5: No, it's just so much money.

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Speaker 6: I just don't see it being like anything like with

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Speaker 5: But again, we could always be wrong, we could always

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Speaker 2: So we'll just see, Yeah, at one point in this

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Speaker 2: And before you say anything, a lot of people are

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Speaker 2: That guy, Burt Krusher is Unbelievable. Is a four hour

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Speaker 2: It's gonna be a believa, a little bit redundant, but

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Speaker 7: So, I was at birthday dinner for my girlfriend when

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Speaker 7: To, I probably owe another apology because my attention was

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Speaker 7: She's like, what, like, well, AJ Brown just got traded,

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Speaker 1: Yeah, the dinner's over.

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Speaker 7: up throughout the entire draft by moving around trading aj.

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Speaker 7: Obviously we left with way more players to add to

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Speaker 7: the roster, and after last year you could see it's

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Speaker 7: a next man up mentality here and having more people

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Speaker 7: I think was very crucial. And I think all the

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Speaker 7: guys we got are very skilled at their position. Like

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Speaker 7: Jack said trailing, Burke's a grinder. He torched Bama, uh

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Speaker 7: to Bama highlights. Did got to go off on Obama, didn't?

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Speaker 4: He porged Bama.

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Speaker 7: And then the next guy we picked, the corner from

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Speaker 7: Auburn torch Bama too. So I'm very familiar glad to

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Speaker 7: have them on our team, no doubt. I think the

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Speaker 7: drafting Malik Willis it was a It's obviously going to

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Speaker 7: cause controversy on Twitter, but I'm I'm a fan of

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Speaker 7: having a little bit of a battle in the QB thing.

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Speaker 7: All it's gonna do is make Tannehill play better. Yeah,

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Speaker 7: we got a guy from Ohio State. Looks pretty solid

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Speaker 7: and my favorite pick is probably Hassan Haskins.

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Speaker 1: Jack and I were Haskins dude.

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Speaker 7: Jack and I were at the Michigan Ohio State game

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Speaker 7: the Big House, and that boy went all in the.

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Speaker 1: Snow, little racist. You said, boy, well as you're white, right, No,

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Speaker 1: we can cut that. We cut that.

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Speaker 7: Hey, go back to the Shane episode.

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Speaker 1: You'll hear. Yeah, no doubt. I'm only kidding. No, dude,

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Speaker 1: the guy's a stud dud. We picked him up. I

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Speaker 1: was super excited about that.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, I was super stoked on that. And then the guy,

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Speaker 7: the tight end we got from Maryland. People are saying

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Speaker 7: he's kind of like a John new Smith type guy.

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Speaker 1: Love that.

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Speaker 7: I mean it kind of was a point that we

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Speaker 7: I just like the speed and skill out of him.

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Speaker 7: So I'm looking forward to seeing where he fits in.

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Speaker 1: I love that. I can say one thing. Okay, you

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Speaker 1: What's what?

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Speaker 4: Girl?

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Speaker 1: Blood?

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Speaker 2: He blowt his knee?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, Sgara blew out his knee trying to dunk. You

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Speaker 4: never saw the video?

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Speaker 1: Now, Oh is that what? His army flailed in, his.

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Speaker 4: Arm broken half and he broke the hara.

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Speaker 1: Thank you. Yeah, I have seen that video.

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Speaker 2: I watched it and I remember you guys doing a

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Speaker 2: pod and you guys saying that was him. But for

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Speaker 2: some reason in my mind was like, I don't believe it.

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Speaker 4: Oh dude, it was it was.

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Speaker 1: I was there and uh at the basketball for it.

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Speaker 4: Well, I ended up resetting his arm, which maybe wouldn't

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Speaker 4: isn't what you're supposed to do. But like his arm

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Speaker 4: was broken and spun it around backwards, and so I

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Speaker 4: was like, uh, I just spun it in regular like

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Speaker 4: like if you see it, it's just it's just it's instinctual.

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Speaker 4: Is it broke in half? And it went back. It

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Speaker 4: was going like this, Yeah, he broke us humorous in half.

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Speaker 1: Which is a tough one, right, Yeah, and the femur

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Speaker 1: of the arm.

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Speaker 4: That's so I just went like, here, let me get

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Speaker 4: that free, buddy, and I just put it like this

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Speaker 4: and then and then a lot of people focus on

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Speaker 4: that as being the reason that he has nerve damage

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Speaker 4: as opposed to the actual fucking arm break. They're like,

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Speaker 4: I was like they were gonna fix it at any point,

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Speaker 4: and then I kept at their doctors. I go, yeah,

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Speaker 4: before they gotn't even thing, No one had any equipment there.

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Speaker 1: So what was his reaction after the cameras went off

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Speaker 1: with He's just dude?

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Speaker 4: It's my favorite part of Tom is like, because I

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Speaker 4: don't understand why other people like him, I know why

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Speaker 4: I like him. It's like like you ever take your

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Speaker 4: wife out to a party and they're like, I love

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Speaker 4: your wife, and you're like you don't even know her,

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Speaker 4: right yeah, and then and then we're going, right, yeah,

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Speaker 4: we're going It is. The thing I love about Sugura

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Speaker 4: is when when he's definitely not trying to be funny

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Speaker 4: and almost when he's sad. It's my favorite part of him,

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Speaker 4: Like when I see someone do something to him that

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Speaker 4: I know bothers him, and then he does this thing

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Speaker 4: where we'll go like like we had a friend come

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Speaker 4: in and into his new offices in Austin and just go, hey,

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Speaker 4: can I get a water to Tom? And it was

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Speaker 4: one of my favorite reactions ever, my favorite reaction ever.

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Speaker 4: So Tom breaks his arm on his knee. I go

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Speaker 4: over to his house that night. These are my two favorite.

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Speaker 4: We go over to his house that night. We get

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Speaker 4: a lifting belt. You know, if they have old people,

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Speaker 4: they put it around so you can carry him around.

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Speaker 4: I get a lifting belt, like a fat person's belt,

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Speaker 4: and I put it around him. I get him out

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Speaker 4: of his car, I get him down to his screening room.

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Speaker 4: I get him down. He's got his arm braced, he's

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Speaker 4: just been to the hospital, no surgery yet. And my

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Speaker 4: wife looks at him and says, man, you're about to

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Speaker 4: get fat as fuck. And The look on his face was,

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Speaker 4: it's my fast what I love about him, and people

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Speaker 4: that love him, they I don't know what they like

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Speaker 4: about him because the real thing, like I like the

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Speaker 4: real we get into the next day, I organized a

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Speaker 4: medical transport to pick him up at his house to

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Speaker 4: take him this is a heat of COVID.

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Speaker 1: This is why are you organizing this?

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Speaker 4: Because because his wife's not the person that's gonna be

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Speaker 4: doing this. His wife. His wife, you know what his wife.

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Speaker 4: I'm like, oh, listen, we all know where we stand

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Speaker 4: in our relationships. Yeah, Christina, when when Tom fell, I said,

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Speaker 4: what are you doing right now? She goes, I'm I'm

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Speaker 4: freaking out. I just made some muffins and I opened

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Speaker 4: a bottle of wine. I'll be there in five. I

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Speaker 4: was getting the car. Christina's not said for this, we're

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Speaker 4: gonna go do this. So that night, Leanne's like, you

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Speaker 4: gotta order arrange. Christina calls me and goes, I need

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Speaker 4: you to arrange a medical transport. I need a wheelchair,

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Speaker 4: I need a gurney, I need like everything. She goes,

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Speaker 4: throw the fucking kitchen sink at it. So I uh,

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Speaker 4: I get a medical transport. I get a wheelchair. I

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Speaker 4: go there, I take Tom toceed her SINAI and as

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Speaker 4: I roll him out, I get him in our fucking

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Speaker 4: drivers this ponytailed, long haired smoking a sick. As I'm

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Speaker 4: rolling Tom in, put him in, We lock him in.

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Speaker 4: We getting the thing. Guy goes, man, you're pretty fucked

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Speaker 4: up back there. Huh. Tom's like, yeah, he's so much pain.

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Speaker 1: And he goes, uh, is he on jokes at all?

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Speaker 1: Not at all?

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Speaker 4: And he goes, no, he might be, might be. He goes, uh,

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Speaker 4: what do you guys do for a living? And I go,

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Speaker 4: we're comedians. I mean I'm just I'm not hurt at all, right,

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Speaker 4: And he goes, oh, I go, Tom, whn't you tell

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Speaker 4: him a joke?

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Speaker 1: Those are my favorites, Like I know that, I know that.

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Speaker 4: Tom goes, I know what people like about Burt. But

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Speaker 4: the thing I showed Tom like, uh, this is this

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Speaker 4: is this is my this is what Tom must like

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Speaker 4: about me. I guess. So we get stem cells right, right,

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Speaker 4: so they and my elbow. Tom organizes it and I'm

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Speaker 4: melting down. I'm melting down. I don't want to do it.

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Speaker 4: I mean panic attacks about it.

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Speaker 1: You have to get the it was Tommy John surgery.

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Speaker 4: No, no, I'm just doing my movie. And I blew

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Speaker 4: out my tendons of my tricep and ripped my tricep.

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Speaker 1: Well you're going hard like that.

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Speaker 4: They said, you want to do your own stunt. So

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Speaker 4: I was like, oh, so fucking down a flight of stairs,

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Speaker 4: I fucking do it all right. Well, I also fucking

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Speaker 4: went a little too hard, blew out atairs doing well,

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Speaker 4: no fucking falling in the forest and uh so, and

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Speaker 4: so I fuck up my elbow. My triceparate tracks like

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Speaker 4: seven centimeters or whatever. They have to pull it back

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Speaker 4: down attach it. And I've been having a hard time

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Speaker 4: rehabit it. And Tom goes, we're gonna get stem cells.

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Speaker 4: So we go to stem cells. I'm a pain in

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Speaker 4: the ass. Finally I decide to do it. We get

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Speaker 4: in his car and he knows my brain so well,

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Speaker 4: it's my left arm and uh and we're in his

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Speaker 4: car and I start having a panic attack. I go,

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Speaker 4: I think I'm losing feeling on my left arm. I

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Speaker 4: don't say it. I'm just doing this. It's silent in

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Speaker 4: Tom's car. I'm doing this and he goes he's driving.

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Speaker 4: He goes, you're fine, buddy.

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Speaker 1: You're five, buddy, just breathing work cells work, I think.

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Speaker 8: So, I mean, I don't know where do you get

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Speaker 8: down in l a ebo, But I like, I don't

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Speaker 8: think stem cells a placebo thing, the.

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Speaker 4: Thing like this. If I did it before, I would

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Speaker 4: feel it in my tricep. Sure, I don't feel it.

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Speaker 4: It feels regular now. And like I went in that day,

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Speaker 4: the next that next week, a full week later, we

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Speaker 4: were at Penn State and we had access to their

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Speaker 4: facilities and we were benching and I was doing one

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Speaker 4: thirty five, one thirty five. We were doing it in

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Speaker 4: three thirty five. It was doing three thirty five rod before.

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657
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Speaker 4: in the best shape I was in I did. I

658
00:27:23,280 --> 00:27:25,399
Speaker 4: was doing two thirty five as my bench, and I

659
00:27:25,520 --> 00:27:27,560
Speaker 4: was like, I'd never been to thirty five my fucking life.

660
00:27:27,840 --> 00:27:30,360
Speaker 1: You're cranking them out, cranking them out, boom. Yeah, it's

661
00:27:30,359 --> 00:27:30,920
Speaker 1: not placebo.

662
00:27:31,040 --> 00:27:34,240
Speaker 8: Placebo's like the fucking those those little little ristwere with

663
00:27:34,240 --> 00:27:36,960
Speaker 8: a little bracelets where you're in the mall and they're like, hey,

664
00:27:37,400 --> 00:27:39,000
Speaker 8: let me push around. You kind of get tossed around.

665
00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:40,439
Speaker 8: They're like, hey, put this on. Then you goes off.

666
00:27:40,520 --> 00:27:42,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you're like baseball players. They always wearing the

667
00:27:42,840 --> 00:27:45,119
Speaker 2: necklaces and stuff like that. Yeah, and they wear players

668
00:27:45,400 --> 00:27:47,800
Speaker 2: you remember, like in the I guess the two thousands, Yeah,

669
00:27:47,800 --> 00:27:50,480
Speaker 2: the two thousand, they would have like seventeen bracelets and

670
00:27:50,600 --> 00:27:51,680
Speaker 2: ship on and necklaces.

671
00:27:51,720 --> 00:27:55,320
Speaker 4: But bootball players, baseball players are the most superstitius.

672
00:27:54,680 --> 00:27:56,520
Speaker 1: Out of all those got without a die. I agree

673
00:27:56,560 --> 00:27:57,040
Speaker 1: with that, harmless.

674
00:27:57,200 --> 00:27:59,960
Speaker 9: I remember I remember them teaching a superstition playing baseball.

675
00:28:00,280 --> 00:28:03,560
Speaker 4: They would be like, uh, they would be like, true, though,

676
00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:05,920
Speaker 4: that's first thing you do when you get in the

677
00:28:05,960 --> 00:28:09,359
Speaker 4: batter's box, hitting coach, clean out that batter box, no

678
00:28:09,440 --> 00:28:11,359
Speaker 4: foot no one's footsteps are in there. Yeah, And I

679
00:28:11,359 --> 00:28:14,960
Speaker 4: remember thinking that does that help? And but then of

680
00:28:15,080 --> 00:28:17,440
Speaker 4: course you'll see a lot of dudes do it. You

681
00:28:17,520 --> 00:28:19,560
Speaker 4: go into the batter's box, you clean, You go in

682
00:28:19,720 --> 00:28:22,359
Speaker 4: and clean everyone's footsteps out so that you got a

683
00:28:22,400 --> 00:28:24,840
Speaker 4: brand news batter of box for you and what else?

684
00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:27,000
Speaker 4: And I mean I did it my whole I had

685
00:28:27,080 --> 00:28:29,360
Speaker 4: so many rituals when I played baseball that it made

686
00:28:29,400 --> 00:28:32,400
Speaker 4: me fucking crazy. And I had to wear a mouthguard.

687
00:28:32,800 --> 00:28:35,159
Speaker 1: I had prayers, I had to say I was a

688
00:28:35,200 --> 00:28:36,600
Speaker 1: mouth guard and baseball, and mouth.

689
00:28:36,440 --> 00:28:39,640
Speaker 4: Guard and baseball because I was like, I was like, dude,

690
00:28:39,720 --> 00:28:41,960
Speaker 4: I was a fucking and then and then towards the end,

691
00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:44,560
Speaker 4: I like there was a solid chunk where I got

692
00:28:44,600 --> 00:28:47,240
Speaker 4: the yips and I could not. I could not throw

693
00:28:47,280 --> 00:28:50,280
Speaker 4: the ball to from third to first really like legit

694
00:28:50,520 --> 00:28:52,960
Speaker 4: could not. It's fucking horrible.

695
00:28:53,080 --> 00:28:57,080
Speaker 2: The hardest part of the superstition is creating your superstition,

696
00:28:57,360 --> 00:28:59,440
Speaker 2: because you know, when you get into baseball, you're like, Okay,

697
00:28:59,440 --> 00:29:02,320
Speaker 2: I really like the way Luiskin's Alls kicks his leg out.

698
00:29:02,440 --> 00:29:04,080
Speaker 2: I'm gonna try that, and you do it. Then you

699
00:29:04,120 --> 00:29:06,440
Speaker 2: see Chipper Jones like throwing the bat like up and down.

700
00:29:06,480 --> 00:29:07,280
Speaker 2: You're like, I'm gonna do that.

701
00:29:07,400 --> 00:29:09,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, but then you but then you strike out. You're like,

702
00:29:09,160 --> 00:29:11,000
Speaker 1: I gotta go back to Luis. I can't do that.

703
00:29:11,360 --> 00:29:13,240
Speaker 2: And then you start playing head gives yourself and you're

704
00:29:13,280 --> 00:29:16,720
Speaker 2: now you have like fifteen different things you gotta do it.

705
00:29:17,080 --> 00:29:18,680
Speaker 4: Really, I didn't realize I was going crazy.

706
00:29:18,920 --> 00:29:19,160
Speaker 1: I was.

707
00:29:19,240 --> 00:29:21,760
Speaker 4: I had o CD. I still have OCD. I have

708
00:29:21,840 --> 00:29:24,520
Speaker 4: superstisions in real life, like like I went the day

709
00:29:24,520 --> 00:29:25,880
Speaker 4: I go I was just telling you I got a

710
00:29:25,920 --> 00:29:30,880
Speaker 4: full blood panel. I'm a cardiologist. That morning, I fucking

711
00:29:31,200 --> 00:29:34,600
Speaker 4: I did my superstitions. My superstitions number one I had.

712
00:29:35,240 --> 00:29:37,160
Speaker 4: I washed my entire body right head to toe, in

713
00:29:37,200 --> 00:29:37,800
Speaker 4: between my toes.

714
00:29:37,840 --> 00:29:40,200
Speaker 9: Everything clean, everything, hang on, hang on in between your toes,

715
00:29:40,280 --> 00:29:41,200
Speaker 9: between my toes, like.

716
00:29:41,240 --> 00:29:44,920
Speaker 4: You just like I go. I I wash my whole bottom, shampoo,

717
00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:47,400
Speaker 4: I face my beard, leave it in. Yeah. Then soap

718
00:29:47,720 --> 00:29:49,800
Speaker 4: and wash my whole body. Soap all over my whole body.

719
00:29:49,800 --> 00:29:53,000
Speaker 4: I need soap everywhere. Uh wash my like an ice skater.

720
00:29:53,200 --> 00:29:55,240
Speaker 1: Washed my feet like moving the shower head, trying not

721
00:29:55,280 --> 00:29:56,920
Speaker 1: to get any water on you too, like yeah, yeah,

722
00:29:56,960 --> 00:29:57,360
Speaker 1: yeah yeah.

723
00:29:57,360 --> 00:29:58,360
Speaker 4: I star our head off to the side.

724
00:29:58,440 --> 00:30:00,440
Speaker 1: You say, full SuDS, full sud, full sun.

725
00:30:00,800 --> 00:30:03,800
Speaker 4: Get down, squat down into a prayer, and my prayer

726
00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:10,440
Speaker 4: is like, uh, it's been roughly, it's been better at times.

727
00:30:11,200 --> 00:30:12,600
Speaker 2: That was just all look like I just sit on

728
00:30:12,680 --> 00:30:15,160
Speaker 2: the bench and show the bench like kind of like

729
00:30:15,240 --> 00:30:16,080
Speaker 2: bobbing up and down.

730
00:30:16,160 --> 00:30:18,080
Speaker 1: Lett if I'm working hung over.

731
00:30:18,120 --> 00:30:21,280
Speaker 9: I'm I'm moving around us in the squad like motherfucker,

732
00:30:22,560 --> 00:30:24,120
Speaker 9: and then on the ground.

733
00:30:23,920 --> 00:30:26,560
Speaker 4: And then I throw This is fucking gonna sound insane.

734
00:30:26,720 --> 00:30:29,720
Speaker 4: I throw circles, three circles, around everyone I love.

735
00:30:30,560 --> 00:30:32,160
Speaker 1: I throw circles around myself.

736
00:30:32,560 --> 00:30:38,840
Speaker 10: Wait wait, wait, and then if I take the pictures,

737
00:30:38,880 --> 00:30:43,480
Speaker 10: you go buy pictures and just do this the circles three, Well,

738
00:30:43,520 --> 00:30:43,680
Speaker 10: do it.

739
00:30:43,720 --> 00:30:46,600
Speaker 4: For you guys right now one two three, one three,

740
00:30:46,760 --> 00:30:48,000
Speaker 4: one two three, And then.

741
00:30:47,920 --> 00:30:50,160
Speaker 1: I gotta do these guys one two three, one two.

742
00:30:50,080 --> 00:30:51,920
Speaker 4: Three like the people I don't care a lot about

743
00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:57,360
Speaker 4: your three and then almost one two three, and then

744
00:30:57,400 --> 00:30:59,080
Speaker 4: I land on me one two three, and then I

745
00:30:59,160 --> 00:31:00,880
Speaker 4: nailed in the center of my head. I started like

746
00:31:00,920 --> 00:31:04,320
Speaker 4: a fucking Luna. And the people I don't love, I

747
00:31:04,440 --> 00:31:07,280
Speaker 4: give them quick ones. I'll go like three, but then

748
00:31:07,360 --> 00:31:09,120
Speaker 4: the people I care about I go one to like

749
00:31:09,160 --> 00:31:11,520
Speaker 4: I make sure really yeah, and then and so then

750
00:31:11,560 --> 00:31:13,760
Speaker 4: I do my rituals and then and then if it

751
00:31:13,760 --> 00:31:15,840
Speaker 4: gets back because it was bad for this. This is

752
00:31:16,360 --> 00:31:19,760
Speaker 4: so fucking psycho. It was bad for this because I've

753
00:31:19,800 --> 00:31:21,960
Speaker 4: been on tour really hard, and I've been pushing it

754
00:31:22,480 --> 00:31:26,400
Speaker 4: really hard, and I've gained weight and I'm down some weight,

755
00:31:26,480 --> 00:31:28,240
Speaker 4: but like, and so I'm like, man, I'm gonna be

756
00:31:28,400 --> 00:31:30,560
Speaker 4: fucking my liver panel is gonna be through the fucking

757
00:31:30,680 --> 00:31:33,080
Speaker 4: roof and I'm gonna and then it's gonna be complicated,

758
00:31:33,160 --> 00:31:35,480
Speaker 4: and what if what if? I'm like, what if I'm diabetic?

759
00:31:35,600 --> 00:31:38,520
Speaker 4: Like all these things? So I went. I was on

760
00:31:38,560 --> 00:31:40,120
Speaker 4: the beach. I ran for a five mile run the

761
00:31:40,200 --> 00:31:42,120
Speaker 4: day the day before my what you will call.

762
00:31:42,120 --> 00:31:47,840
Speaker 1: It time out, time out my sun. Five miles, full running.

763
00:31:47,640 --> 00:31:48,160
Speaker 4: Full running.

764
00:31:48,440 --> 00:31:49,160
Speaker 1: You never stopped.

765
00:31:49,840 --> 00:31:50,640
Speaker 5: I walk.

766
00:31:50,840 --> 00:31:53,720
Speaker 4: I stopped to pick up rocks because because I was

767
00:31:53,760 --> 00:31:56,000
Speaker 4: looking for rocks that looked red like a clean liver,

768
00:31:57,920 --> 00:32:00,760
Speaker 4: and I was looking for clear rock. If I find

769
00:32:00,800 --> 00:32:03,400
Speaker 4: a penny. When I did Hey Big Boy, you want

770
00:32:03,400 --> 00:32:04,880
Speaker 4: to know, this is when it was a Big Boy

771
00:32:05,320 --> 00:32:06,360
Speaker 4: my special on Netflix.

772
00:32:06,400 --> 00:32:07,360
Speaker 1: It's all going faster.

773
00:32:07,680 --> 00:32:08,400
Speaker 2: I have, I have.

774
00:32:08,800 --> 00:32:12,240
Speaker 4: I know this is like unraveling a crazy person. So

775
00:32:12,320 --> 00:32:16,040
Speaker 4: when I do uh, when I if I find a penny,

776
00:32:16,080 --> 00:32:18,280
Speaker 4: I know it's it's look at If I see a penny,

777
00:32:18,280 --> 00:32:20,560
Speaker 4: I'm like, it's good luck. We're gonna have a good

778
00:32:21,240 --> 00:32:22,800
Speaker 4: esn't no matter. If I see a penny, I'm like,

779
00:32:23,520 --> 00:32:25,680
Speaker 4: And so I did Hey Big Boy. My first I

780
00:32:25,760 --> 00:32:28,880
Speaker 4: did four shows the first night, one show killed it.

781
00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:33,400
Speaker 4: I had mustard on my fucking pants, kids, who fucking who?

782
00:32:33,880 --> 00:32:36,240
Speaker 4: I ate a hot dog in between shows and there's

783
00:32:36,360 --> 00:32:38,320
Speaker 4: mustard on my fucking pants. And I was like, no

784
00:32:38,400 --> 00:32:40,000
Speaker 4: one saw that, and they're like, you're the one that

785
00:32:40,040 --> 00:32:42,560
Speaker 4: wanted fucking hot dogs. Yeah, first show, I didn't do

786
00:32:42,640 --> 00:32:44,400
Speaker 4: that well. And so the second night, I'm like, man,

787
00:32:44,400 --> 00:32:47,200
Speaker 4: I gotta I gotta really kill it tonight. I get

788
00:32:47,240 --> 00:32:50,280
Speaker 4: out of the the car to go to the thing,

789
00:32:51,440 --> 00:32:53,080
Speaker 4: and at the last second, I just look back into

790
00:32:53,080 --> 00:32:54,760
Speaker 4: the car to see if left to anything, and there's

791
00:32:54,800 --> 00:32:57,800
Speaker 4: a fucking penny sitting right there and went I look around.

792
00:32:57,800 --> 00:33:00,520
Speaker 9: I'm like, you got you're watching huh Grab the any.

793
00:33:00,920 --> 00:33:05,080
Speaker 4: Murder, Hey Big Boy Murder? It Two destructive fucking shows

794
00:33:05,120 --> 00:33:08,120
Speaker 4: in Cleveland, and then you want to talk about luck.

795
00:33:08,480 --> 00:33:12,040
Speaker 4: It airs March seventeenth. Stay at Home Orders kick in

796
00:33:12,160 --> 00:33:16,520
Speaker 4: March thirteenth. Everyone in America is in their house the

797
00:33:16,720 --> 00:33:19,280
Speaker 4: day Hey Big Boy shows up on Netflix. It's like

798
00:33:19,360 --> 00:33:22,720
Speaker 4: the fucking number three special they've ever had because no

799
00:33:22,880 --> 00:33:24,760
Speaker 4: one everyone was at home.

800
00:33:25,240 --> 00:33:28,000
Speaker 1: Everyone sucrews is. The next week he's number two.

801
00:33:28,400 --> 00:33:32,200
Speaker 4: Like it's literally like the biggest And so I was

802
00:33:32,240 --> 00:33:34,520
Speaker 4: like that fucking penny man got a bit good thing.

803
00:33:34,520 --> 00:33:37,160
Speaker 4: I watched my whole body that day and praise squatted

804
00:33:37,200 --> 00:33:39,800
Speaker 4: and praise quantite circles around three.

805
00:33:40,240 --> 00:33:41,200
Speaker 1: Three, what's that prayer?

806
00:33:41,280 --> 00:33:41,320
Speaker 2: Like?

807
00:33:41,360 --> 00:33:42,520
Speaker 1: How long is that prayer? You don't got to know?

808
00:33:42,640 --> 00:33:45,000
Speaker 4: No prayer. No, it's you do a little pane when

809
00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:45,840
Speaker 4: I do West squad.

810
00:33:45,720 --> 00:33:46,360
Speaker 9: Is I go uh?

811
00:33:47,120 --> 00:33:50,880
Speaker 4: I said, uh, yes or no? And so I'll go uh.

812
00:33:51,640 --> 00:33:55,080
Speaker 4: I'll say, hey, hey, God, are we gonna good day?

813
00:33:55,080 --> 00:33:56,840
Speaker 4: And here, yeah, I go, it's my liver panel gonna

814
00:33:56,880 --> 00:33:58,320
Speaker 4: turn it out. And he's right, and he goes, you're fine,

815
00:33:58,320 --> 00:34:00,680
Speaker 4: And I went for real, but let it go quick,

816
00:34:00,760 --> 00:34:02,000
Speaker 4: and I go for real and he goes, you're fine,

817
00:34:02,040 --> 00:34:02,760
Speaker 4: and I went no.

818
00:34:03,160 --> 00:34:05,200
Speaker 1: He says that back to you, is you're also playing

819
00:34:05,240 --> 00:34:05,960
Speaker 1: God in your strength?

820
00:34:06,160 --> 00:34:07,000
Speaker 4: Of course I'm playing God.

821
00:34:07,120 --> 00:34:07,480
Speaker 1: I don't know.

822
00:34:07,800 --> 00:34:08,120
Speaker 5: I don't know.

823
00:34:08,320 --> 00:34:12,520
Speaker 1: Another guy is God, Jesus Christ? Another guy?

824
00:34:12,640 --> 00:34:15,680
Speaker 4: My wife's funny. My wife, My wife will see it.

825
00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:19,640
Speaker 4: She'll come in and like and if like especially I

826
00:34:19,680 --> 00:34:20,960
Speaker 4: do it all the time when I fly. I do

827
00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:22,680
Speaker 4: it every time when I fly. And then if something

828
00:34:22,719 --> 00:34:24,960
Speaker 4: BIG's happening, I do it. Those are when my rituals

829
00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:27,880
Speaker 4: come in. My wife will see it and she knows,

830
00:34:28,680 --> 00:34:30,600
Speaker 4: she knows me well enough, and you'll just hear her

831
00:34:30,680 --> 00:34:33,000
Speaker 4: giggling in the side. I'm just sitting in a shower

832
00:34:33,120 --> 00:34:36,040
Speaker 4: and just doing getting through my and then she'll just go,

833
00:34:36,440 --> 00:34:38,360
Speaker 4: are we all good? I was like, she goes, you

834
00:34:38,440 --> 00:34:39,960
Speaker 4: cover all this? I was like, I got us all.

835
00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:41,359
Speaker 4: We're all good, dude.

836
00:34:41,400 --> 00:34:42,440
Speaker 1: I love this that one.

837
00:34:42,760 --> 00:34:44,719
Speaker 2: You got hold Hold we got a backpedal. We just

838
00:34:44,800 --> 00:34:46,439
Speaker 2: had twelve minutes. I gotta I gott ask a couple

839
00:34:46,440 --> 00:34:49,239
Speaker 2: of questions. Yeah, when Sir Gura gets on in this

840
00:34:49,360 --> 00:34:51,279
Speaker 2: taxi and I guy, you tell him to tell him

841
00:34:51,280 --> 00:34:51,640
Speaker 2: a joke.

842
00:34:51,760 --> 00:34:53,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a gro tell a joke. You're all the

843
00:34:53,360 --> 00:34:56,600
Speaker 1: way back. Ye. No he didn't joke.

844
00:34:56,680 --> 00:35:00,120
Speaker 4: No he did not. Okay, I said, uh, he's And

845
00:35:00,200 --> 00:35:03,239
Speaker 4: then the best was every time someone came in, they go,

846
00:35:03,280 --> 00:35:05,200
Speaker 4: how did this happen? And I just go basketball. We

847
00:35:05,280 --> 00:35:07,799
Speaker 4: were playing basketball, and everyone will go, look at time ago,

848
00:35:07,800 --> 00:35:11,440
Speaker 4: you played basketball and it was my favorite and you

849
00:35:11,520 --> 00:35:13,359
Speaker 4: know you shouldn't be playing basketball, and time goes, yeah,

850
00:35:13,360 --> 00:35:16,719
Speaker 4: I know. Right before we played he said to me.

851
00:35:16,800 --> 00:35:18,400
Speaker 4: He goes, hey, man, let's take it easy. You know

852
00:35:18,920 --> 00:35:21,919
Speaker 4: the number one way dudes in their forties get hurt

853
00:35:22,440 --> 00:35:24,600
Speaker 4: and for the rest of their lives by playing basketball.

854
00:35:24,640 --> 00:35:26,440
Speaker 4: And I was like, shut right before you guys played it?

855
00:35:26,520 --> 00:35:29,239
Speaker 4: Right before he blows out his patilla, ruptures it and

856
00:35:29,400 --> 00:35:31,000
Speaker 4: breaks his fucking humorous.

857
00:35:31,719 --> 00:35:35,200
Speaker 11: The same thing, he's playing slam ball some third graders, Hey,

858
00:35:35,320 --> 00:35:42,400
Speaker 11: dunking on them, hostry, letting them know, letting them know, fuck.

859
00:35:44,160 --> 00:35:46,480
Speaker 1: You said it blew out in the air. He said,

860
00:35:46,920 --> 00:35:48,879
Speaker 1: I throw a bowling body in the air. I think

861
00:35:48,920 --> 00:35:51,880
Speaker 1: that's impossible. I'na be so serious.

862
00:35:51,880 --> 00:35:54,080
Speaker 2: I really think blowing your patella out and the air

863
00:35:54,440 --> 00:35:56,120
Speaker 2: like it just took a second, yeah.

864
00:35:56,239 --> 00:35:59,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then it's just about to pop and then

865
00:35:59,239 --> 00:36:01,040
Speaker 1: just funny, you really hear the pop.

866
00:36:01,320 --> 00:36:03,320
Speaker 4: You really hear the pop. Like when I when I

867
00:36:03,440 --> 00:36:06,040
Speaker 4: when I ruptured my arms, I was tackling the dude

868
00:36:06,040 --> 00:36:08,400
Speaker 4: to take him down the stairs, and I grabbed him

869
00:36:08,440 --> 00:36:11,520
Speaker 4: and I was the thing was is that I think

870
00:36:11,680 --> 00:36:14,480
Speaker 4: my scapula was tight and that was fucking up my tricept.

871
00:36:14,880 --> 00:36:16,759
Speaker 4: So I went and grabbed him like this, and as

872
00:36:16,800 --> 00:36:19,120
Speaker 4: I heard pop pop up and I went, oh, I

873
00:36:19,239 --> 00:36:21,359
Speaker 4: just blow up my tricep. Like I was like, oh

874
00:36:21,400 --> 00:36:21,880
Speaker 4: my god, I.

875
00:36:21,920 --> 00:36:24,680
Speaker 9: Just blow my trule And they're like, what do you

876
00:36:24,680 --> 00:36:25,000
Speaker 9: want to do?

877
00:36:25,040 --> 00:36:27,040
Speaker 4: And I was like, I was like, let's just finish

878
00:36:27,120 --> 00:36:30,080
Speaker 4: the scene. So it's like the the last actions part

879
00:36:30,120 --> 00:36:32,160
Speaker 4: of the movie, and so I was like, I looked

880
00:36:32,160 --> 00:36:34,160
Speaker 4: at the director. I go, hey, man, I'm getting surgery

881
00:36:34,200 --> 00:36:36,400
Speaker 4: when I get back anyway, like, let's just do it.

882
00:36:36,600 --> 00:36:37,600
Speaker 4: And he was like, what do you mean. I go

883
00:36:38,160 --> 00:36:40,480
Speaker 4: if I heard it a little bit more like I

884
00:36:40,560 --> 00:36:42,560
Speaker 4: still got to get the surgery, so let's just fucking

885
00:36:42,640 --> 00:36:45,440
Speaker 4: do it. And he was like okay, and he's like,

886
00:36:45,640 --> 00:36:48,800
Speaker 4: just just fucking go and and everything you see in

887
00:36:48,880 --> 00:36:52,320
Speaker 4: the movie. My arm is fucking completely my triceps completely detached,

888
00:36:52,800 --> 00:36:55,440
Speaker 4: and I'm just fucking going hard at fuck going fuck it.

889
00:36:55,520 --> 00:36:58,560
Speaker 4: I wanted to look real and im and uh I

890
00:36:58,680 --> 00:37:00,640
Speaker 4: was a fight scene, and I unch the guy for

891
00:37:00,760 --> 00:37:04,160
Speaker 4: real because he's an MMA fighter. So like he goes,

892
00:37:05,040 --> 00:37:06,400
Speaker 4: he goes, you're not gonna knock me out and you're

893
00:37:06,440 --> 00:37:08,759
Speaker 4: not gonna hurt me, so just punch me, and I

894
00:37:08,840 --> 00:37:09,719
Speaker 4: go make you.

895
00:37:09,719 --> 00:37:15,400
Speaker 1: Feel you're not gonna knock you out. Literally, you're not

896
00:37:15,400 --> 00:37:16,520
Speaker 1: gonna do an al damage.

897
00:37:16,800 --> 00:37:19,400
Speaker 4: He literally said. He goes, you can't hurt me, so

898
00:37:19,680 --> 00:37:22,160
Speaker 4: just hit me yea, And I went okay, And so

899
00:37:22,320 --> 00:37:25,319
Speaker 4: I just fucking it's it's a very realistic fight scene

900
00:37:25,520 --> 00:37:28,160
Speaker 4: because I just fucking punching this guy as hard as

901
00:37:28,200 --> 00:37:28,520
Speaker 4: I can.

902
00:37:28,840 --> 00:37:29,719
Speaker 1: And he's ending it and.

903
00:37:29,719 --> 00:37:32,239
Speaker 4: He's yet I fucked his whole. Uh it was all

904
00:37:32,320 --> 00:37:34,359
Speaker 4: cuts on his things. I have my ring on there's

905
00:37:34,480 --> 00:37:37,160
Speaker 4: cuts on his thing from his side. And yeah, he

906
00:37:37,239 --> 00:37:40,319
Speaker 4: came in. He came into my thing. This my arms

907
00:37:40,320 --> 00:37:43,480
Speaker 4: all wrapped in ice. I'm fucking drinking with vodka. At

908
00:37:43,520 --> 00:37:45,280
Speaker 4: the end of the day is Father's Day. Is Father's

909
00:37:45,320 --> 00:37:47,320
Speaker 4: Day when this happened, My fucking family is having a

910
00:37:47,360 --> 00:37:50,000
Speaker 4: big party. I'm like, motherfucker, I'm in Serbia. My arms

911
00:37:50,040 --> 00:37:51,640
Speaker 4: fucking I know I need surgery when I get home.

912
00:37:51,640 --> 00:37:54,400
Speaker 4: I still have a month of shooting, right. And uh,

913
00:37:54,840 --> 00:37:57,759
Speaker 4: he comes in and he goes, you got me good,

914
00:37:57,800 --> 00:37:59,520
Speaker 4: And I went really and he lit his shirt up

915
00:37:59,680 --> 00:38:02,239
Speaker 4: and it is all like all red from my ring

916
00:38:02,520 --> 00:38:05,239
Speaker 4: just wham swam, swam wham. And I was just plunging

917
00:38:05,360 --> 00:38:07,279
Speaker 4: as hard as I could in the stomach and even

918
00:38:07,320 --> 00:38:09,560
Speaker 4: knocked the window on the motherfucker he's eating it like that,

919
00:38:09,840 --> 00:38:11,440
Speaker 4: eating it. Dude. He's a fucking badass.

920
00:38:11,520 --> 00:38:13,719
Speaker 1: What a unique experience for you to realize that there's

921
00:38:13,760 --> 00:38:14,839
Speaker 1: human beings like that in the world.

922
00:38:15,239 --> 00:38:17,719
Speaker 4: You know, you got it, That's what Not enough people

923
00:38:17,880 --> 00:38:21,360
Speaker 4: know that, Like when you walked in. I'm did you

924
00:38:21,440 --> 00:38:23,239
Speaker 4: notice that I was looking at your body a lot,

925
00:38:23,280 --> 00:38:25,640
Speaker 4: because I was like, I was like that, they don't

926
00:38:25,680 --> 00:38:27,680
Speaker 4: make them like that, like they're not supposed to be.

927
00:38:28,520 --> 00:38:30,840
Speaker 2: Hey, I'll take that. It's a bay change from a

928
00:38:30,880 --> 00:38:34,719
Speaker 2: week ago. He uh no, that's crazy how there's like

929
00:38:34,800 --> 00:38:36,719
Speaker 2: human beings you just look at them, You're like, holy shit.

930
00:38:37,239 --> 00:38:38,759
Speaker 2: But it goes the opposite way too. I was at

931
00:38:38,840 --> 00:38:42,040
Speaker 2: Zanni's last night and this little dude I was there.

932
00:38:42,080 --> 00:38:44,120
Speaker 2: We're in a tank topposite Gay for Democracy, and I

933
00:38:44,200 --> 00:38:47,239
Speaker 2: was like, yeah, that shirt's hilarious. It works perfect because

934
00:38:47,239 --> 00:38:50,160
Speaker 2: I'm because I'm gay, and he fucking he was like

935
00:38:50,560 --> 00:38:52,200
Speaker 2: I shream people in and out and I see his

936
00:38:52,320 --> 00:38:54,880
Speaker 2: little tiny hand kind of come out the door and

937
00:38:55,040 --> 00:38:57,200
Speaker 2: like wave me over, and I'm looking at this little hand.

938
00:38:57,280 --> 00:39:00,120
Speaker 2: I'm like, damn, I bet Dix looks so big that

939
00:39:00,200 --> 00:39:04,360
Speaker 2: little hand. You know what I'm saying, massive massive in

940
00:39:04,400 --> 00:39:05,000
Speaker 2: those the lands.

941
00:39:05,200 --> 00:39:07,400
Speaker 1: But it kind of goes with everyone. Everyone's bodies are

942
00:39:07,480 --> 00:39:08,200
Speaker 1: just totally different.

943
00:39:08,680 --> 00:39:08,879
Speaker 4: Yeah.

944
00:39:11,320 --> 00:39:12,680
Speaker 1: Do you remember do you remember the.

945
00:39:12,640 --> 00:39:14,960
Speaker 4: First time you found out boys not all boys had

946
00:39:14,960 --> 00:39:18,640
Speaker 4: the same size dicks? Remember the can that came out wrong?

947
00:39:18,800 --> 00:39:20,160
Speaker 4: Do you remember the first time you went into a

948
00:39:20,200 --> 00:39:23,080
Speaker 4: locker room, everyone was naked and you were like and

949
00:39:23,160 --> 00:39:25,239
Speaker 4: you were like, well, hang on, we don't have the

950
00:39:25,320 --> 00:39:27,920
Speaker 4: same size dicks. And you were like, I remember one

951
00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:30,200
Speaker 4: dude had a hog and I knew him and it

952
00:39:30,320 --> 00:39:32,799
Speaker 4: was my size and my age changed your life was like, oh,

953
00:39:32,840 --> 00:39:36,040
Speaker 4: I'm not taking my pants off in here. Shout out

954
00:39:36,080 --> 00:39:36,760
Speaker 4: to Jeff Hartley.

955
00:39:39,160 --> 00:39:40,920
Speaker 2: God, I remember that being like one of the biggest

956
00:39:40,960 --> 00:39:43,759
Speaker 2: insecure things in high school is when you would when

957
00:39:43,800 --> 00:39:45,040
Speaker 2: people started hooking up.

958
00:39:45,080 --> 00:39:46,239
Speaker 1: So numbers are real low.

959
00:39:46,320 --> 00:39:48,640
Speaker 2: Everyone's in the one, the two's, and the threes, and

960
00:39:48,719 --> 00:39:51,640
Speaker 2: you hear about Hey, you hear about comp He's got

961
00:39:51,680 --> 00:39:52,560
Speaker 2: a fucking massive no.

962
00:39:52,960 --> 00:39:55,040
Speaker 1: Justine, she told me. She told me that it was

963
00:39:55,080 --> 00:39:57,240
Speaker 1: funny because so exaggerated, like you either got a monster

964
00:39:57,360 --> 00:39:58,680
Speaker 1: or you're super little, when.

965
00:39:58,520 --> 00:40:01,160
Speaker 8: You were loose as hell or like a she's crazy

966
00:40:01,239 --> 00:40:03,319
Speaker 8: literally talking with the boys like oh she was tight man.

967
00:40:03,560 --> 00:40:05,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like you don't really know, but you know.

968
00:40:06,040 --> 00:40:07,560
Speaker 2: One time I was in middle school on time and

969
00:40:08,440 --> 00:40:10,799
Speaker 2: there was these two kids and they're like, they got

970
00:40:10,840 --> 00:40:12,799
Speaker 2: their pants sagged down. I was just the same exact way,

971
00:40:12,840 --> 00:40:15,400
Speaker 2: but their pants are sagged down, big long T shirts

972
00:40:15,640 --> 00:40:18,440
Speaker 2: and this dude's talking about fucking. He's talking about fucking.

973
00:40:18,480 --> 00:40:21,680
Speaker 2: I'm like, yeah, man, I've had sex. And he's like, really,

974
00:40:22,080 --> 00:40:24,120
Speaker 2: what's the pussy do when you when you're having sex?

975
00:40:24,200 --> 00:40:29,719
Speaker 2: And I'm like things that moves and like he looks me, goes,

976
00:40:29,719 --> 00:40:31,920
Speaker 2: you never had sex before, and like walked away. He's

977
00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:35,640
Speaker 2: so fucking defeated looking back at it, like he probably wasn't.

978
00:40:35,880 --> 00:40:36,759
Speaker 4: How do you explain that?

979
00:40:36,920 --> 00:40:38,880
Speaker 1: Like what does the vagina do when you're you know, well,

980
00:40:38,920 --> 00:40:40,400
Speaker 1: I remember I remember someone saying.

981
00:40:47,160 --> 00:40:50,239
Speaker 4: I remember I remember someone goes like uh, someone was like, yeah,

982
00:40:51,320 --> 00:40:52,880
Speaker 4: you know when it when they have an orgasm and

983
00:40:52,920 --> 00:40:54,600
Speaker 4: it starts going wow wow wow.

984
00:40:54,680 --> 00:40:59,920
Speaker 1: And I was like, I was like, they don't do

985
00:41:00,040 --> 00:41:02,840
Speaker 1: that with me. You're afraid to tell him that?

986
00:41:03,080 --> 00:41:06,640
Speaker 4: Oh dude. When the rubber hit the road with me,

987
00:41:06,880 --> 00:41:09,320
Speaker 4: like I've talked about sex, I was in it. I

988
00:41:09,440 --> 00:41:11,960
Speaker 4: ready to have sex. Yeah, And then that first night,

989
00:41:12,320 --> 00:41:15,520
Speaker 4: that night I had sex, I fucked it up so

990
00:41:15,800 --> 00:41:19,160
Speaker 4: bad that it changed me for the rest of my life.

991
00:41:19,239 --> 00:41:21,600
Speaker 1: Like I was now no longer the sex guy.

992
00:41:21,840 --> 00:41:23,120
Speaker 4: I was the relationship guy.

993
00:41:23,320 --> 00:41:25,520
Speaker 9: I was like I was because I was like, man,

994
00:41:25,600 --> 00:41:28,440
Speaker 9: I'm just gonna fuck I wanted to fuck so bad.

995
00:41:28,520 --> 00:41:30,440
Speaker 4: That's all. I dated this chick in ninth grade. I

996
00:41:30,480 --> 00:41:31,279
Speaker 4: was like, are we gonna fuck her?

997
00:41:31,320 --> 00:41:31,360
Speaker 1: What?

998
00:41:31,480 --> 00:41:33,120
Speaker 4: And she was like I'm just a little young. And

999
00:41:33,160 --> 00:41:36,520
Speaker 4: I was like, then it's over and then yeah, and

1000
00:41:36,560 --> 00:41:38,640
Speaker 4: then I was like, are we gonna fuck her not?

1001
00:41:38,719 --> 00:41:40,239
Speaker 4: And she was like, I don't mean when we just

1002
00:41:40,280 --> 00:41:42,600
Speaker 4: started dating? And I was like done next and I

1003
00:41:42,920 --> 00:41:44,680
Speaker 4: get to seventeen years old and I'm like, I am

1004
00:41:44,880 --> 00:41:47,799
Speaker 4: chomping at the bit. Oh, seventeen years old. Years later,

1005
00:41:47,960 --> 00:41:52,839
Speaker 4: three years later, dude, get a girlfriend. Fucking hottest shit.

1006
00:41:53,920 --> 00:41:56,279
Speaker 4: I knew shit had sex before. So I'm like, cool, right,

1007
00:41:56,520 --> 00:41:56,920
Speaker 4: We're good.

1008
00:41:57,000 --> 00:41:58,439
Speaker 1: That's when you know you're about to have a good time.

1009
00:41:58,560 --> 00:42:02,359
Speaker 1: Fucking Yeahah, so uh go get in there.

1010
00:42:02,440 --> 00:42:06,040
Speaker 4: We go to her friends dad's crash pad. Her dad

1011
00:42:06,200 --> 00:42:08,759
Speaker 4: was the fucking player. Yeah, crash pad and Carol would

1012
00:42:08,960 --> 00:42:11,440
Speaker 4: a little condo, Me and Jeff Hartley bring the same

1013
00:42:11,480 --> 00:42:13,319
Speaker 4: guy and Jeff Harley bring these two.

1014
00:42:13,640 --> 00:42:14,400
Speaker 1: You know he had a hammer.

1015
00:42:14,440 --> 00:42:15,640
Speaker 4: Then I know he had a hammer.

1016
00:42:16,239 --> 00:42:16,759
Speaker 1: Everyone knew.

1017
00:42:17,040 --> 00:42:18,440
Speaker 4: Everyone knew, and he fucked.

1018
00:42:18,560 --> 00:42:21,279
Speaker 1: Did you get work? Okay? I'm all, what's going and

1019
00:42:21,360 --> 00:42:23,399
Speaker 1: you keep going? No, you keep going, No, you keep going,

1020
00:42:23,520 --> 00:42:24,479
Speaker 1: oh yeah, So we get.

1021
00:42:24,840 --> 00:42:25,200
Speaker 10: A lot.

1022
00:42:26,760 --> 00:42:29,040
Speaker 1: To work out. So I just finished working a little ago.

1023
00:42:29,040 --> 00:42:31,840
Speaker 1: I'm a little affected. Right now I'm a little effective.

1024
00:42:31,840 --> 00:42:36,680
Speaker 4: So we get a Caseinnati light pet cemetery and two condoms.

1025
00:42:36,800 --> 00:42:38,239
Speaker 1: Right, We're like, this is gonna go to lock in

1026
00:42:38,280 --> 00:42:41,480
Speaker 1: down condoms from inside the from.

1027
00:42:41,320 --> 00:42:45,440
Speaker 4: Ammicico Amicco bathroom, bathroom on the quarner of on the

1028
00:42:45,520 --> 00:42:48,920
Speaker 4: corner of Erlik and Dale Maybury. All right, so yeah,

1029
00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:53,000
Speaker 4: these are real, these are real stories. So this is

1030
00:42:53,080 --> 00:42:54,920
Speaker 4: I love a small detailed story because then you know

1031
00:42:54,960 --> 00:42:57,560
Speaker 4: it's true. So, uh, we go to her house. We

1032
00:42:57,640 --> 00:43:00,279
Speaker 4: go to her dad's crash pad. We I watched the

1033
00:43:00,280 --> 00:43:02,160
Speaker 4: past cemetery and then my chicks like, hey, do you

1034
00:43:02,160 --> 00:43:05,439
Speaker 4: want to go into the bedroom and I'm like it's happening, yes,

1035
00:43:05,960 --> 00:43:10,000
Speaker 4: Eli Harley, fist bump, walk into the bedroom. Kiss, kiss, Kiss,

1036
00:43:10,160 --> 00:43:12,560
Speaker 4: Let's get to business. Get her naked. I still have

1037
00:43:12,640 --> 00:43:14,840
Speaker 4: all my clothes on. Get her naked, and I'm like,

1038
00:43:14,920 --> 00:43:18,160
Speaker 4: all right, time to perform. Drop my pants to my knees.

1039
00:43:18,200 --> 00:43:20,880
Speaker 4: I have my baseball jacket on, I have a hat on,

1040
00:43:21,080 --> 00:43:23,399
Speaker 4: I have my shoes on. Drop my pants the knees,

1041
00:43:23,440 --> 00:43:25,360
Speaker 4: pull the condumn out I am now shaking, and I'm like,

1042
00:43:25,560 --> 00:43:27,000
Speaker 4: this is God. I didn't think i'd be shaking at

1043
00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:29,120
Speaker 4: this moment. I under the condom and I've never seen

1044
00:43:29,160 --> 00:43:32,640
Speaker 4: a condom before, and I'm like, okay, my mom rolls

1045
00:43:32,680 --> 00:43:35,239
Speaker 4: my socks up. I unrolled them before I put them on.

1046
00:43:35,280 --> 00:43:36,719
Speaker 4: That's how we put on condoms. I've never put a

1047
00:43:36,760 --> 00:43:38,400
Speaker 4: condom on before. So I unroll it all the way

1048
00:43:38,440 --> 00:43:39,919
Speaker 4: and I'm like, that's a lot bigger than I thought.

1049
00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:42,560
Speaker 4: Need roll it back four inches. I'm like, there we go.

1050
00:43:42,680 --> 00:43:45,360
Speaker 4: That'll suit it. I take it there. I go to

1051
00:43:45,440 --> 00:43:47,080
Speaker 4: slide it over and as I push it down, it

1052
00:43:47,239 --> 00:43:50,520
Speaker 4: inflates and I go the fuck like, and I'm like

1053
00:43:50,640 --> 00:43:52,800
Speaker 4: trying to squeeze. I'm no joke, I'm trying to squeeze

1054
00:43:52,800 --> 00:43:55,839
Speaker 4: the air out of it and going, h I'm making

1055
00:43:55,920 --> 00:43:58,360
Speaker 4: balloon animals at the corner of a bed, and I'm like,

1056
00:43:58,400 --> 00:44:02,080
Speaker 4: what the fuck She's still naked going I'm like, motherfucker.

1057
00:44:02,400 --> 00:44:04,640
Speaker 4: So I get rid of the condom. I go, yeah,

1058
00:44:06,400 --> 00:44:11,160
Speaker 4: she's making she's like she's doing sexy noises whatever whatever.

1059
00:44:13,320 --> 00:44:13,600
Speaker 10: I thought.

1060
00:44:13,640 --> 00:44:15,279
Speaker 1: She was like, she's trying to do a zombie like

1061
00:44:15,640 --> 00:44:16,640
Speaker 1: to pay She's.

1062
00:44:16,520 --> 00:44:19,680
Speaker 4: Not getting totally ignored on a bed, totally naked, freezing

1063
00:44:19,680 --> 00:44:24,719
Speaker 4: her asshole. I'm wearing a jacket. She's like, So I

1064
00:44:24,800 --> 00:44:26,239
Speaker 4: go back out to Hartley. I'm like, and you know,

1065
00:44:26,440 --> 00:44:28,800
Speaker 4: I need that other condom. And he goes, you're done already.

1066
00:44:28,840 --> 00:44:30,120
Speaker 4: I said, it's a long story. Just give me to

1067
00:44:30,200 --> 00:44:31,840
Speaker 4: the condomn So he's like, all right, so we do

1068
00:44:31,920 --> 00:44:33,640
Speaker 4: the cool hand Guy's sake with the condom. I go

1069
00:44:33,719 --> 00:44:37,319
Speaker 4: back in. Now things are making sense. Pinch the reservoir tip,

1070
00:44:37,560 --> 00:44:39,920
Speaker 4: yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, slide oh okay, yeah yeah,

1071
00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:41,759
Speaker 4: yeah yeah. I put the condom on. I remember putting

1072
00:44:41,800 --> 00:44:46,040
Speaker 4: it on felt good, and I went, wow, I'm really primed.

1073
00:44:46,560 --> 00:44:49,480
Speaker 4: I get on top of her in real time, in

1074
00:44:49,600 --> 00:44:51,560
Speaker 4: real time, and I'm watching the talk in real time.

1075
00:44:51,600 --> 00:44:56,000
Speaker 4: I go on top of her, I'm in, I pull out,

1076
00:44:56,080 --> 00:44:58,160
Speaker 4: and it's over. I come done. I'm done.

1077
00:44:58,480 --> 00:44:58,719
Speaker 1: Wow.

1078
00:44:59,200 --> 00:45:02,640
Speaker 4: And by the way, I'm so overwhelmed by the feeling

1079
00:45:03,200 --> 00:45:05,960
Speaker 4: that I'm unaware of what's happened, that it's already, that

1080
00:45:06,040 --> 00:45:08,680
Speaker 4: it that it maybe should have been longer, just so

1081
00:45:08,800 --> 00:45:12,360
Speaker 4: overwhelmed by how great it felt. I'm like, and she

1082
00:45:12,520 --> 00:45:15,120
Speaker 4: looks at me and goes, are you gonna put it in.

1083
00:45:16,400 --> 00:45:18,120
Speaker 4: I look down my diss between her but cheek in

1084
00:45:18,160 --> 00:45:22,680
Speaker 4: the bed. I didn't even fuck her. I lost my

1085
00:45:22,840 --> 00:45:25,320
Speaker 4: virginity to a mattress. I didn't even need her in

1086
00:45:25,360 --> 00:45:30,279
Speaker 4: the room technically. And and then I'm like, okay, and

1087
00:45:30,360 --> 00:45:34,400
Speaker 4: then I compromise the integrity of the condom. It's completely compromised.

1088
00:45:35,200 --> 00:45:38,520
Speaker 4: Start from scratch with that fucking It's like going on

1089
00:45:38,600 --> 00:45:39,840
Speaker 4: a hike and going, hold on, let me jump in

1090
00:45:39,880 --> 00:45:42,040
Speaker 4: the river real quick before we start. Yeah, let me

1091
00:45:42,200 --> 00:45:43,959
Speaker 4: my socks couldn't wet. Oh, this would be a fun hike.

1092
00:45:45,440 --> 00:45:48,279
Speaker 4: I fucking I get done, and I'm I remember going

1093
00:45:48,360 --> 00:45:52,080
Speaker 4: into the into the bathroom and hands on the counter,

1094
00:45:52,200 --> 00:45:54,000
Speaker 4: looking at myself and going, what the fuck did you do?

1095
00:45:54,360 --> 00:45:56,319
Speaker 4: I mean, it's like the clearest I've I've only seen

1096
00:45:56,360 --> 00:45:58,800
Speaker 4: myself in a mirror clearly a couple times in my

1097
00:45:58,840 --> 00:46:01,239
Speaker 4: life where I go, I know that boy is one

1098
00:46:01,360 --> 00:46:04,120
Speaker 4: is that moment. The other is I lost a weight

1099
00:46:04,160 --> 00:46:05,920
Speaker 4: loss bat discourt and he saved my beard off. And

1100
00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:07,480
Speaker 4: the first time I looked in the mirror, I went, oh,

1101
00:46:07,520 --> 00:46:09,920
Speaker 4: my god, I know you. Oh you poor little boy.

1102
00:46:10,040 --> 00:46:11,919
Speaker 4: I forgot you covered it herself up with your beard

1103
00:46:12,120 --> 00:46:13,600
Speaker 4: and the other time. It was the first time I

1104
00:46:13,640 --> 00:46:15,759
Speaker 4: did cocaine in New Orleans and I had to look

1105
00:46:15,840 --> 00:46:17,880
Speaker 4: down on that line of coke and I looked in

1106
00:46:17,960 --> 00:46:20,840
Speaker 4: the mirror and I saw myself doing coke for the

1107
00:46:20,880 --> 00:46:22,759
Speaker 4: first time, and I'm like, this isn't who you are.

1108
00:46:23,239 --> 00:46:24,600
Speaker 4: And then I did coke. I was like, so you

1109
00:46:24,680 --> 00:46:28,480
Speaker 4: are now, though, motherfucker, let's get shit done. We can

1110
00:46:28,600 --> 00:46:30,080
Speaker 4: rip trees out of the fucking ground.

1111
00:46:33,880 --> 00:46:35,560
Speaker 8: And then so then and that's when you got done

1112
00:46:35,600 --> 00:46:38,319
Speaker 8: that that night, Like you got up after I mean

1113
00:46:38,400 --> 00:46:39,200
Speaker 8: after you blew the load.

1114
00:46:39,239 --> 00:46:40,960
Speaker 1: You got up, went to the bathroom, and I went

1115
00:46:40,960 --> 00:46:42,160
Speaker 1: to the bathroom. I have a minute.

1116
00:46:42,360 --> 00:46:45,120
Speaker 4: I was like, shit, I don't even know. I was

1117
00:46:45,200 --> 00:46:47,319
Speaker 4: so lost in the I mean, there's parts I can

1118
00:46:47,400 --> 00:46:50,640
Speaker 4: tell you that you wouldn't believe that you wouldn't believe that,

1119
00:46:50,840 --> 00:46:54,279
Speaker 4: you wouldn't believe that are one hundred percent true, and

1120
00:46:54,360 --> 00:46:57,160
Speaker 4: I'm gonna not add them in the story because it's

1121
00:46:57,280 --> 00:47:00,359
Speaker 4: so unbelievable. I'm gonna tell you one of them. It's

1122
00:47:00,440 --> 00:47:04,239
Speaker 4: so unbelievable, you're gonna go that didn't happen. And I

1123
00:47:04,400 --> 00:47:06,600
Speaker 4: swear to you, may God strike me down with a

1124
00:47:06,640 --> 00:47:09,439
Speaker 4: heart attack right now. If I'm lying. When I was done,

1125
00:47:10,040 --> 00:47:12,279
Speaker 4: I pulled my dick out and I was like, I

1126
00:47:12,360 --> 00:47:14,960
Speaker 4: think she's done. I think I didn't have another orgasm.

1127
00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:17,920
Speaker 4: I'm just fucking pumped away and abused condom for fucking

1128
00:47:18,200 --> 00:47:20,480
Speaker 4: ten minutes. I get down to the end of the bed,

1129
00:47:20,520 --> 00:47:21,880
Speaker 4: I'm like, what the fuck. I look down on my

1130
00:47:21,920 --> 00:47:22,960
Speaker 4: dick and there's no condom.

1131
00:47:23,160 --> 00:47:23,359
Speaker 9: Oh.

1132
00:47:24,360 --> 00:47:26,840
Speaker 4: I look over and it's between her legs, and I'm like,

1133
00:47:27,120 --> 00:47:29,320
Speaker 4: oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. I

1134
00:47:29,440 --> 00:47:31,440
Speaker 4: grab it. I'm not, I'm not. I swear to you.

1135
00:47:31,640 --> 00:47:34,040
Speaker 4: I swear I grab it and it's not coming. I

1136
00:47:34,160 --> 00:47:36,120
Speaker 4: pull a pole pull, I give it a poll. It

1137
00:47:36,200 --> 00:47:40,279
Speaker 4: goes so chat hits. My hand flies out of my hand,

1138
00:47:40,600 --> 00:47:43,919
Speaker 4: lands on the mirror across the room, and it's stuck

1139
00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:45,960
Speaker 4: on the mirror like those squints you throw on the

1140
00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:47,920
Speaker 4: wall and they crawl out slowly, and I'm.

1141
00:47:47,800 --> 00:47:49,399
Speaker 1: Like, the fuck, what the fuck?

1142
00:47:49,600 --> 00:47:50,200
Speaker 4: What the fuck?

1143
00:47:50,680 --> 00:47:51,920
Speaker 1: I go over it off the mirror.

1144
00:47:51,960 --> 00:47:53,680
Speaker 4: Walking in the bathroom, I'm like, who the fuck are

1145
00:47:53,760 --> 00:47:55,800
Speaker 4: you that is? I swear to God it's true, and

1146
00:47:55,880 --> 00:47:57,640
Speaker 4: I know it doesn't seem like it could be possible.

1147
00:47:57,880 --> 00:47:59,759
Speaker 4: I swear to God it's true. I was like and

1148
00:48:00,040 --> 00:48:02,000
Speaker 4: at that moment, I was like, I'm going to be

1149
00:48:02,160 --> 00:48:03,840
Speaker 4: committed to a person. If I ever did this with

1150
00:48:03,880 --> 00:48:05,799
Speaker 4: another person, I'm going to be ready. I'm not going

1151
00:48:05,880 --> 00:48:08,759
Speaker 4: to be doing this willing nilly with strangers. I'm doing

1152
00:48:08,800 --> 00:48:11,000
Speaker 4: The next time I had sex was with a girl

1153
00:48:11,120 --> 00:48:13,000
Speaker 4: freshman year high school that I ended updating for five

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1155
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Speaker 4: I remember people will be like, man, I remember for

1187
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Speaker 4: someone saying, you know, if I'm gonna have sex because

1188
00:49:44,320 --> 00:49:45,719
Speaker 4: I come fast, and I was like, I come passed

1189
00:49:45,960 --> 00:49:47,680
Speaker 4: and say that. I was like, I come fast, and

1190
00:49:47,760 --> 00:49:49,279
Speaker 4: they're like, well, you gotta do is jerk off before

1191
00:49:49,320 --> 00:49:51,440
Speaker 4: you have sex with there. And I was like we

1192
00:49:51,520 --> 00:49:56,000
Speaker 4: were just talking about n in Feidelberg. Yeah, And so

1193
00:49:56,360 --> 00:50:00,200
Speaker 4: freshman year, meet the girl day, we hang out or

1194
00:50:00,440 --> 00:50:02,560
Speaker 4: you know, for like a week, we're like getting along

1195
00:50:02,600 --> 00:50:04,959
Speaker 4: pretty good. Go to my room and it's gonna happen.

1196
00:50:05,680 --> 00:50:07,440
Speaker 4: And I raced down to the bathroom and I jerked off,

1197
00:50:07,480 --> 00:50:09,239
Speaker 4: and I was a fucking champ. And I was like,

1198
00:50:09,520 --> 00:50:12,839
Speaker 4: all right, start listening, start listening. And then I dated

1199
00:50:12,880 --> 00:50:14,560
Speaker 4: that girl for a while. I've only been with six chicks,

1200
00:50:14,640 --> 00:50:16,400
Speaker 4: so I'm not like A and that and that is

1201
00:50:16,520 --> 00:50:19,279
Speaker 4: because of that first experience it and it's just like

1202
00:50:19,880 --> 00:50:22,799
Speaker 4: and I was like, I don't wanna it's it's also

1203
00:50:22,920 --> 00:50:25,040
Speaker 4: you know, it's I don't know whatever. I just wasn't

1204
00:50:25,080 --> 00:50:26,200
Speaker 4: good at it, and I was like, I'm not gonna

1205
00:50:26,200 --> 00:50:28,399
Speaker 4: It's like, you know, it's like you ever have someone

1206
00:50:28,480 --> 00:50:29,920
Speaker 4: you go, hey, you want to do karaoke and they're

1207
00:50:29,920 --> 00:50:31,239
Speaker 4: like I'm not good and you're like, no, you should

1208
00:50:31,239 --> 00:50:32,759
Speaker 4: do it. You're like no, seriously, I know I'm not good,

1209
00:50:32,760 --> 00:50:34,239
Speaker 4: and you're like, but try it. And they're like I

1210
00:50:34,440 --> 00:50:36,080
Speaker 4: don't sing well, and you're like, try it. And then

1211
00:50:36,080 --> 00:50:38,520
Speaker 4: they get up you're like, oh, you fucking suck. You're like, yeah,

1212
00:50:38,560 --> 00:50:40,080
Speaker 4: I knew that about myself. That's why I didn't want

1213
00:50:40,080 --> 00:50:42,080
Speaker 4: to do karaoke. That's about me fucking.

1214
00:50:43,400 --> 00:50:44,080
Speaker 1: That's hilarious.

1215
00:50:44,200 --> 00:50:46,480
Speaker 8: I think that's the key too, is we were talking

1216
00:50:46,480 --> 00:50:48,960
Speaker 8: about with the Final Burg in KFC, because Fights and

1217
00:50:49,040 --> 00:50:51,840
Speaker 8: I were saying, uh, if we jerk off before we

1218
00:50:51,920 --> 00:50:54,080
Speaker 8: go hang out, the chick like once, once you get

1219
00:50:54,120 --> 00:50:55,839
Speaker 8: that post out clarity, you don't even go. You don't

1220
00:50:55,840 --> 00:50:58,680
Speaker 8: want to go out anymore. You're like, I'll lay up

1221
00:50:58,680 --> 00:51:01,120
Speaker 8: and watch Netflix all night. Versus is like going out. Yeah,

1222
00:51:01,400 --> 00:51:04,400
Speaker 8: you trap yourself in the you lock the gates, you

1223
00:51:04,520 --> 00:51:06,400
Speaker 8: go to the house, you're like, give me a minute,

1224
00:51:06,520 --> 00:51:07,719
Speaker 8: you go and spank one off.

1225
00:51:08,040 --> 00:51:08,239
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1226
00:51:08,280 --> 00:51:10,080
Speaker 8: When you come back ready to go, and you kind

1227
00:51:10,080 --> 00:51:11,840
Speaker 8: of give yourself no chance, you're back to get You're

1228
00:51:11,880 --> 00:51:12,600
Speaker 8: back against the wall.

1229
00:51:12,680 --> 00:51:14,480
Speaker 2: Well, I mean clear, I think the thing you're supposed

1230
00:51:14,480 --> 00:51:17,040
Speaker 2: to do in that situation is get as least horny.

1231
00:51:16,800 --> 00:51:18,320
Speaker 1: As possible and make it about business.

1232
00:51:18,360 --> 00:51:20,440
Speaker 2: When you jerk off, like you're just kind of like,

1233
00:51:20,640 --> 00:51:23,400
Speaker 2: let me just get this excretion, this stuff out of.

1234
00:51:23,440 --> 00:51:24,279
Speaker 4: Me, poison out of it.

1235
00:51:24,360 --> 00:51:25,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, get out of here.

1236
00:51:25,239 --> 00:51:26,040
Speaker 9: You what that is?

1237
00:51:26,280 --> 00:51:28,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, poison, Because if you go and you're like surfing

1238
00:51:28,680 --> 00:51:30,680
Speaker 2: the web, all of a sudden you're finding that one

1239
00:51:30,760 --> 00:51:32,680
Speaker 2: per you know, hey, surf all the videos.

1240
00:51:34,040 --> 00:51:35,320
Speaker 1: Is that when you go to the next video, this

1241
00:51:35,360 --> 00:51:36,799
Speaker 1: is it wasn't good enough in that moment.

1242
00:51:36,840 --> 00:51:38,520
Speaker 8: So if you go find somebody else's back three videos

1243
00:51:38,560 --> 00:51:39,680
Speaker 8: and you're like, I think that wasn't.

1244
00:51:39,440 --> 00:51:41,040
Speaker 2: An hour passes and you finish and you're like, well

1245
00:51:41,080 --> 00:51:42,520
Speaker 2: that was a full day. You know what I'm saying,

1246
00:51:42,760 --> 00:51:43,640
Speaker 2: You can't you can't do that.

1247
00:51:43,880 --> 00:51:45,640
Speaker 4: Wish that word for pedophiles, if you're like, just go

1248
00:51:45,800 --> 00:51:47,399
Speaker 4: jerk off and then maybe you don't kidnap a kid.

1249
00:51:47,719 --> 00:51:50,759
Speaker 1: I wonder, wonder if that's the thing. It's just being

1250
00:51:50,800 --> 00:51:51,239
Speaker 1: there to hand.

1251
00:51:51,280 --> 00:51:54,120
Speaker 4: But I mean like, because I know for a factor,

1252
00:51:54,120 --> 00:51:56,440
Speaker 4: if I fly home, I'll fly home. I don't know

1253
00:51:56,480 --> 00:52:00,160
Speaker 4: when i'll fly home. I may sometime, I may. When

1254
00:52:00,200 --> 00:52:02,759
Speaker 4: I go home, I need to fuck my I need

1255
00:52:02,800 --> 00:52:05,000
Speaker 4: to plant my seed the second I get home. I

1256
00:52:05,120 --> 00:52:09,719
Speaker 4: need you to connect with my wife or will fight. However, uh,

1257
00:52:10,280 --> 00:52:12,880
Speaker 4: pre jerk off. Bert is a lot more attentive of

1258
00:52:13,080 --> 00:52:15,319
Speaker 4: as a husband. So what I do, what I found

1259
00:52:15,360 --> 00:52:20,279
Speaker 4: I do is I go in horny because then I'm like,

1260
00:52:20,440 --> 00:52:22,080
Speaker 4: I'm like, I want to fox. So I'm like, how

1261
00:52:22,120 --> 00:52:23,759
Speaker 4: do I help herun the house and tell me about

1262
00:52:23,760 --> 00:52:25,719
Speaker 4: the girls? I want to hear about this ship? Yeah yeah,

1263
00:52:25,800 --> 00:52:28,279
Speaker 4: yeah yeah, Oh for real? Uh they were late to

1264
00:52:28,360 --> 00:52:30,000
Speaker 4: drop off and you were sitting at the house all day.

1265
00:52:30,120 --> 00:52:33,800
Speaker 4: Oh my god, that must have sucked. Shut up. Oh no,

1266
00:52:34,120 --> 00:52:36,640
Speaker 4: and like all those things that you don't like, literally

1267
00:52:38,239 --> 00:52:41,640
Speaker 4: fucking and and then I'll be that good husband. Then

1268
00:52:41,680 --> 00:52:43,880
Speaker 4: I go to the sauna. I'll jerk off in the sauna.

1269
00:52:44,880 --> 00:52:47,560
Speaker 4: The best jerk offs are ever really with the sauna.

1270
00:52:47,640 --> 00:52:50,960
Speaker 4: Cock is like the biggest cock you'll ever have. Really,

1271
00:52:51,400 --> 00:52:52,080
Speaker 4: you haven't had son.

1272
00:52:53,880 --> 00:52:55,359
Speaker 9: I look at it in the sauna. I'm like, damn

1273
00:52:55,840 --> 00:53:01,120
Speaker 9: it kind of sad. Yeah, I remember you want to

1274
00:53:01,120 --> 00:53:04,200
Speaker 9: talk about dangerous. I was in Miami and this is

1275
00:53:04,480 --> 00:53:07,200
Speaker 9: Liam was pregnant with I Love. Yeah, I was in

1276
00:53:07,680 --> 00:53:09,640
Speaker 9: I was in Miami and I was and I was

1277
00:53:09,680 --> 00:53:11,080
Speaker 9: at the hotel and I went in to the sauna

1278
00:53:11,280 --> 00:53:14,400
Speaker 9: and and Liam was my wife. Liamne was flying in

1279
00:53:14,520 --> 00:53:20,600
Speaker 9: that day. And this chick comes in in panties, no.

1280
00:53:20,760 --> 00:53:28,000
Speaker 4: Top and shelltop Adidas in the sauna, right shelltop Adidas

1281
00:53:28,040 --> 00:53:31,200
Speaker 4: and she just comes in and she's hot, kind of hot,

1282
00:53:31,719 --> 00:53:35,320
Speaker 4: sits down and she goes, uh, you wanna fuck? And

1283
00:53:35,440 --> 00:53:39,520
Speaker 4: I go no. She was like, she was like we can,

1284
00:53:40,120 --> 00:53:42,960
Speaker 4: and I was like okay. I was like, my wife's

1285
00:53:43,040 --> 00:53:45,880
Speaker 4: pregnant and she was like I don't care, and I

1286
00:53:46,000 --> 00:53:48,520
Speaker 4: was like okay. And I just sat there and I

1287
00:53:48,560 --> 00:53:50,040
Speaker 4: was like, I think I have leave now, and I

1288
00:53:50,120 --> 00:53:51,960
Speaker 4: was like I remember thinking like and then I told

1289
00:53:51,960 --> 00:53:54,640
Speaker 4: the story of someone else. I said, shelltop Adidas and

1290
00:53:54,680 --> 00:53:56,600
Speaker 4: they go, I think she might have been homeless or

1291
00:53:56,640 --> 00:53:59,200
Speaker 4: on drugs. Who the fuck walks into his sauna with

1292
00:53:59,440 --> 00:54:01,960
Speaker 4: panties and shell top Adidas. She was looking she was

1293
00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:03,680
Speaker 4: gonna fucking fuck you for money, and I was.

1294
00:54:03,719 --> 00:54:06,319
Speaker 1: Like that makes sense.

1295
00:54:06,480 --> 00:54:10,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, that makes more sense the hell that uh what

1296
00:54:10,520 --> 00:54:13,000
Speaker 2: if anybody who walks into walks into a sauna.

1297
00:54:13,120 --> 00:54:16,440
Speaker 4: But it's it's your dream always when you go to

1298
00:54:16,480 --> 00:54:18,360
Speaker 4: a sauna, is that some hot chick's gonna come in

1299
00:54:18,440 --> 00:54:22,000
Speaker 4: and be like, hey, you know, music playing, And then

1300
00:54:22,040 --> 00:54:23,960
Speaker 4: that's the fantasy. But then when it shows up, it's

1301
00:54:24,040 --> 00:54:26,600
Speaker 4: never the thing. You're gonna be shark attacks. You think

1302
00:54:26,640 --> 00:54:29,160
Speaker 4: they're gonna bite, bite on the side and be holding

1303
00:54:29,160 --> 00:54:31,600
Speaker 4: his head. No, no, but it's just something to go out.

1304
00:54:31,640 --> 00:54:32,239
Speaker 1: What the fuck was that?

1305
00:54:32,440 --> 00:54:32,560
Speaker 9: You know?

1306
00:54:32,920 --> 00:54:33,120
Speaker 4: Yeah?

1307
00:54:33,560 --> 00:54:35,160
Speaker 1: Not that I you know yeah, I mean, you've been

1308
00:54:35,160 --> 00:54:35,839
Speaker 1: bit by a shark.

1309
00:54:35,920 --> 00:54:37,399
Speaker 4: I know I got bumped by a shark once. I've

1310
00:54:37,440 --> 00:54:40,040
Speaker 4: been lying. I swear to God, you ship yourself. I

1311
00:54:40,200 --> 00:54:41,879
Speaker 4: was in we were at Neosmurner Beach. We were big,

1312
00:54:41,920 --> 00:54:43,600
Speaker 4: we were used to surf back when I was a kid,

1313
00:54:44,040 --> 00:54:45,800
Speaker 4: and I was with my buddy we Cho and I

1314
00:54:46,000 --> 00:54:48,359
Speaker 4: was You could noose Murner. You could pretty much walk

1315
00:54:48,440 --> 00:54:50,439
Speaker 4: out to the waves and then you'd paddle out past

1316
00:54:50,480 --> 00:54:52,640
Speaker 4: the break. But it's pretty shallow for a long way.

1317
00:54:53,239 --> 00:54:56,080
Speaker 4: And some hit my leg boom hard as fuck. I

1318
00:54:57,320 --> 00:55:00,480
Speaker 4: ran out of the water. I ran and out of

1319
00:55:00,520 --> 00:55:04,440
Speaker 4: the water and it was the probably. I mean, I've

1320
00:55:04,440 --> 00:55:07,680
Speaker 4: been surfing since. But that ended surfing for a long

1321
00:55:07,719 --> 00:55:09,360
Speaker 4: time at NEWSMURRNA, and I've been back to newsmyurn and

1322
00:55:09,360 --> 00:55:11,720
Speaker 4: I've served in Newsmurna since and I stuck at surfing.

1323
00:55:11,840 --> 00:55:15,279
Speaker 4: Just so we're clear, but but yeah, uh, but I've

1324
00:55:15,280 --> 00:55:16,480
Speaker 4: done a lot of shit with sharks. I've been out

1325
00:55:16,480 --> 00:55:18,080
Speaker 4: of the cage with great white sharks. I've done You've

1326
00:55:18,120 --> 00:55:19,640
Speaker 4: been out of the cage, of the of the cage,

1327
00:55:19,760 --> 00:55:22,600
Speaker 4: not on purpose, but we were we were we were

1328
00:55:22,640 --> 00:55:26,279
Speaker 4: swimming with blue sharks. I've had so just to put

1329
00:55:26,360 --> 00:55:29,000
Speaker 4: the so everyone knows, I've had a bunch of shows

1330
00:55:29,040 --> 00:55:32,279
Speaker 4: where I had amazing life experiences. So I had hurt Bert.

1331
00:55:32,640 --> 00:55:34,600
Speaker 4: I was a cage fighter, I was a professional football player.

1332
00:55:34,640 --> 00:55:37,719
Speaker 4: I was a hockey goalie. I was a dominatrix camp

1333
00:55:38,000 --> 00:55:39,560
Speaker 4: I did all of that. I was a rodeo clown.

1334
00:55:39,600 --> 00:55:41,160
Speaker 4: I got mauled by a bull. Then I had a

1335
00:55:41,200 --> 00:55:44,600
Speaker 4: show called Bert the Conquer where I did roller coasters,

1336
00:55:44,640 --> 00:55:48,439
Speaker 4: but also also these bizarre stream activities like like bass

1337
00:55:48,520 --> 00:55:52,040
Speaker 4: jumping or bungee jumping or skydiving. And then I also

1338
00:55:52,120 --> 00:55:53,960
Speaker 4: had a show called Trip Flip where I took people

1339
00:55:54,440 --> 00:55:56,560
Speaker 4: for four years on adventures of a lifetime around the world.

1340
00:55:56,640 --> 00:55:59,200
Speaker 4: So I've I've rock climbed in Helong Bay like I've

1341
00:55:59,239 --> 00:56:03,080
Speaker 4: done insane stuff. And one day I was in South Africa,

1342
00:56:03,120 --> 00:56:06,120
Speaker 4: I swam a great white sharks, I jumped off stadium

1343
00:56:06,320 --> 00:56:08,960
Speaker 4: and I repelled off table mountain, all within a twelve

1344
00:56:08,960 --> 00:56:12,040
Speaker 4: hour period. And I'm just sitting in my room, just shaking,

1345
00:56:12,120 --> 00:56:13,840
Speaker 4: going should I your cough down? Like it was like,

1346
00:56:14,200 --> 00:56:16,480
Speaker 4: and so I've done everything there is to do, Like

1347
00:56:16,680 --> 00:56:20,759
Speaker 4: anything you can think of doing, I've done, and I've

1348
00:56:20,800 --> 00:56:24,319
Speaker 4: probably done it twice just because for TV purposes. Really yea,

1349
00:56:25,719 --> 00:56:30,240
Speaker 4: with sharks, I've swam with sharks probably twelve times, like legit,

1350
00:56:30,680 --> 00:56:32,640
Speaker 4: like in the cage, out of the cage. First time

1351
00:56:32,640 --> 00:56:33,839
Speaker 4: it was out of the cage. We were swiming blue

1352
00:56:33,840 --> 00:56:37,560
Speaker 4: sharks just outside Catalina, and the blue sharks just went

1353
00:56:37,640 --> 00:56:40,120
Speaker 4: like this and disappeared, and we were like, what the fuck?

1354
00:56:40,840 --> 00:56:43,200
Speaker 4: And we see a shadow on one with this guy

1355
00:56:43,320 --> 00:56:46,120
Speaker 4: shout out to John Manley is a is a marine biologist.

1356
00:56:46,560 --> 00:56:49,560
Speaker 4: And he grabs me and pulled where the cage is

1357
00:56:49,760 --> 00:56:51,880
Speaker 4: right next to us, grabs me, holds on the cage,

1358
00:56:52,320 --> 00:56:53,759
Speaker 4: he pops up me. He's like, great White, And I

1359
00:56:53,800 --> 00:56:58,120
Speaker 4: went what And this thing moved with such intention? Do

1360
00:56:58,160 --> 00:56:59,920
Speaker 4: you know when you know when? And I put it

1361
00:57:01,160 --> 00:57:03,160
Speaker 4: there are people when you play sports, and I can

1362
00:57:03,200 --> 00:57:05,560
Speaker 4: only put it in my perspective of when I played football.

1363
00:57:06,040 --> 00:57:09,319
Speaker 4: You I was not great, but you'd watch someone who

1364
00:57:09,480 --> 00:57:11,839
Speaker 4: moved so much quicker than everyone else. You're like, well,

1365
00:57:11,880 --> 00:57:14,960
Speaker 4: what the fuck, dude, this isn't fair. That's great White sharks.

1366
00:57:15,120 --> 00:57:18,080
Speaker 4: Great white sharks decide where they want to be, and

1367
00:57:18,240 --> 00:57:21,160
Speaker 4: they're there before you know that they're there. And it's

1368
00:57:21,240 --> 00:57:24,280
Speaker 4: I mean, this thing moved with such intention is the

1369
00:57:24,320 --> 00:57:25,680
Speaker 4: only thing I could think that I got out of

1370
00:57:25,680 --> 00:57:28,120
Speaker 4: the I got out of the water immediately I saw it.

1371
00:57:28,160 --> 00:57:29,480
Speaker 4: I got out of order. John Manley stayed in.

1372
00:57:29,600 --> 00:57:30,520
Speaker 1: You saw when you're in the water.

1373
00:57:30,600 --> 00:57:33,840
Speaker 4: Some when I was in the water just on the outside,

1374
00:57:34,040 --> 00:57:36,680
Speaker 4: and then it started coming in. I mainly hopped in

1375
00:57:36,760 --> 00:57:39,680
Speaker 4: the cage. I hopped out. This fucking awesome Mexican lady

1376
00:57:39,760 --> 00:57:41,280
Speaker 4: was making burgers. One of the best burgers I've ever

1377
00:57:41,320 --> 00:57:43,120
Speaker 4: had in my life. By the way, really I murdered

1378
00:57:43,160 --> 00:57:45,560
Speaker 4: that fucking burger watching this great white swim around. But

1379
00:57:45,640 --> 00:57:48,120
Speaker 4: I've swim I have since swam with them in South Africa.

1380
00:57:48,560 --> 00:57:51,800
Speaker 4: I've swim on north Shore. I've swim four or five

1381
00:57:51,880 --> 00:57:55,680
Speaker 4: times with the north Shore down at Holly Evil. They

1382
00:57:55,760 --> 00:57:57,880
Speaker 4: take you out maybe like a mile. I brought my

1383
00:57:58,000 --> 00:57:59,600
Speaker 4: daughters out there to swim with them. My daughters a

1384
00:57:59,600 --> 00:58:02,320
Speaker 4: swims a few times in the cage. Those are all

1385
00:58:02,360 --> 00:58:02,800
Speaker 4: in the cage.

1386
00:58:02,800 --> 00:58:03,040
Speaker 5: What's that?

1387
00:58:03,120 --> 00:58:04,800
Speaker 1: What's that experience like when you bring your daughters with you?

1388
00:58:04,840 --> 00:58:05,120
Speaker 3: To do that.

1389
00:58:05,520 --> 00:58:06,320
Speaker 4: Do you worry for them?

1390
00:58:06,440 --> 00:58:08,160
Speaker 1: Is there like a weird thing that you feel?

1391
00:58:08,360 --> 00:58:10,320
Speaker 4: No, no, because I know it's safe and and it's

1392
00:58:10,720 --> 00:58:15,760
Speaker 4: and it's really fun. It's uh I I let I I.

1393
00:58:16,600 --> 00:58:19,000
Speaker 4: I would say it's like going to church and getting it.

1394
00:58:19,120 --> 00:58:21,000
Speaker 4: Like I'm not a religious person, although I have like

1395
00:58:21,080 --> 00:58:24,560
Speaker 4: you know, things about yeah, but like like a real

1396
00:58:24,600 --> 00:58:26,920
Speaker 4: religious person who goes to church and then they feel it,

1397
00:58:27,400 --> 00:58:29,520
Speaker 4: then they walk out and they feel you know, the

1398
00:58:30,200 --> 00:58:32,840
Speaker 4: power of God or whatever. That's what it's like, swimming

1399
00:58:32,880 --> 00:58:35,000
Speaker 4: with great white with swimming with sharks and watching your

1400
00:58:35,080 --> 00:58:37,600
Speaker 4: kids see it, because you're sitting there watching your kids

1401
00:58:37,680 --> 00:58:41,720
Speaker 4: be like oh, and you're like, yes, that's is this me? Yeah,

1402
00:58:41,760 --> 00:58:44,800
Speaker 4: that's me and my girls? Yeah. And so it's and

1403
00:58:45,000 --> 00:58:46,960
Speaker 4: and it's it's also really cool, like.

1404
00:58:47,000 --> 00:58:48,640
Speaker 1: We did it out in Bali.

1405
00:58:49,040 --> 00:58:50,720
Speaker 4: I think Bali.

1406
00:58:50,800 --> 00:58:54,280
Speaker 1: I think, oh my god, man, all that blue that

1407
00:58:54,320 --> 00:58:55,480
Speaker 1: would terrify the ship out of it.

1408
00:58:55,680 --> 00:58:58,840
Speaker 4: I know it doesn't because you have a child, right, yes,

1409
00:58:59,280 --> 00:59:02,080
Speaker 4: we gold. Okay, So there's this really cool thing that

1410
00:59:02,120 --> 00:59:05,040
Speaker 4: happens when you're a dad. You're no longer scared for

1411
00:59:05,160 --> 00:59:08,760
Speaker 4: your own good you know, I know that if something

1412
00:59:08,840 --> 00:59:11,600
Speaker 4: happens I just know my position is I would give

1413
00:59:11,680 --> 00:59:15,000
Speaker 4: up my life for those kids. And it's crazy how

1414
00:59:15,160 --> 00:59:19,240
Speaker 4: confident you feel in any situation. So we were in Fiji, Bali,

1415
00:59:19,320 --> 00:59:21,200
Speaker 4: I think we were in Bali one time and we

1416
00:59:21,560 --> 00:59:25,320
Speaker 4: were drifting the reef and they drop the boat, drops

1417
00:59:25,320 --> 00:59:27,440
Speaker 4: you off one place and then the boat goes down

1418
00:59:27,480 --> 00:59:29,320
Speaker 4: here and then you just take the current down to

1419
00:59:29,360 --> 00:59:32,040
Speaker 4: the boat and it's beautiful. It's beautiful. But it's just us.

1420
00:59:32,120 --> 00:59:34,000
Speaker 1: It's just me and my girls, just you in this case,

1421
00:59:34,040 --> 00:59:35,720
Speaker 1: and you're the cage is slowly no no, no, no,

1422
00:59:35,800 --> 00:59:36,200
Speaker 1: no ye.

1423
00:59:36,280 --> 00:59:38,360
Speaker 4: Bali, it was just us. It was no cage. They

1424
00:59:38,480 --> 00:59:40,040
Speaker 4: drop you off here on this side of the island

1425
00:59:40,280 --> 00:59:41,640
Speaker 4: and the current's going to take you down, and the

1426
00:59:41,680 --> 00:59:44,760
Speaker 4: boat just shows up there. You're in open ocean and

1427
00:59:45,120 --> 00:59:48,640
Speaker 4: yeah that sounds little sharks swim by, and but it's crazy.

1428
00:59:49,160 --> 00:59:52,720
Speaker 4: As a dad, I'm not concerned because I know sharks

1429
00:59:52,720 --> 00:59:55,800
Speaker 4: aren't technically as dangerous as everyone thinks. But I just

1430
00:59:55,920 --> 00:59:58,080
Speaker 4: know my role. I know my role in that situation,

1431
00:59:58,520 --> 00:59:59,840
Speaker 4: and so all the fear, Like if I was by

1432
00:59:59,840 --> 01:00:02,360
Speaker 4: my self, i'd be nervous, but because my kids are there,

1433
01:00:02,400 --> 01:00:04,840
Speaker 4: I go, oh no, I'm fine. I know my role.

1434
01:00:04,920 --> 01:00:07,720
Speaker 4: It's a bizarre thing that happens as a dad when

1435
01:00:07,760 --> 01:00:09,360
Speaker 4: you and when you watch your kids because you like,

1436
01:00:09,600 --> 01:00:11,520
Speaker 4: you don't have to be nervous, because I'm not nervous

1437
01:00:11,520 --> 01:00:12,960
Speaker 4: because I know that I'm just gonna give my life

1438
01:00:13,000 --> 01:00:15,400
Speaker 4: for you. Yeah. But we've done a lot of cool shit.

1439
01:00:15,480 --> 01:00:17,240
Speaker 4: Because of Travel Channel, I had a bunch of cool

1440
01:00:17,280 --> 01:00:19,520
Speaker 4: experiences that I could then take my kids to and

1441
01:00:19,680 --> 01:00:21,680
Speaker 4: show them to, and that's swimming with sharks is one

1442
01:00:21,680 --> 01:00:21,920
Speaker 4: of them.

1443
01:00:22,080 --> 01:00:24,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've done everything, bro. Yeah, I've never had much.

1444
01:00:24,680 --> 01:00:27,200
Speaker 2: I've never I've swam in the ocean. I've gone surfing. Yeah,

1445
01:00:27,240 --> 01:00:28,840
Speaker 2: and there's been a couple of instances where its like

1446
01:00:29,000 --> 01:00:31,040
Speaker 2: was there a shark there? But never a little spooky

1447
01:00:31,120 --> 01:00:32,680
Speaker 2: well yeah, because there was a couple of times where

1448
01:00:32,720 --> 01:00:35,640
Speaker 2: like me and my buddy were surfing and they're a

1449
01:00:35,680 --> 01:00:37,680
Speaker 2: bunch of dolphins showed up and they were kind of

1450
01:00:37,720 --> 01:00:39,600
Speaker 2: like sticking around us and one leave us alone type

1451
01:00:39,600 --> 01:00:41,200
Speaker 2: of thing. Like you'd be on it and the wave

1452
01:00:41,280 --> 01:00:42,960
Speaker 2: of becoming and the dolphins be like on the wave

1453
01:00:43,000 --> 01:00:43,200
Speaker 2: with you.

1454
01:00:43,440 --> 01:00:43,680
Speaker 1: Cool.

1455
01:00:44,200 --> 01:00:46,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, but that's kind of like a I guess a

1456
01:00:46,480 --> 01:00:48,920
Speaker 2: known thing that like something a predators around and the

1457
01:00:48,960 --> 01:00:50,160
Speaker 2: dolphins are actually protecting you.

1458
01:00:50,600 --> 01:00:50,800
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1459
01:00:50,800 --> 01:00:52,680
Speaker 2: So once they started doing that, and like we caught on.

1460
01:00:52,800 --> 01:00:54,680
Speaker 2: He knew way faster than I because I'm like, oh shit,

1461
01:00:54,760 --> 01:00:58,040
Speaker 2: dolphins and he's like he's like, hey, that's awesome, man,

1462
01:00:58,040 --> 01:01:00,280
Speaker 2: we should probably cruise in like it's getting a little late. Yeah,

1463
01:01:00,360 --> 01:01:02,520
Speaker 2: four o'clock, you know, And we got ays like, yeah,

1464
01:01:02,560 --> 01:01:04,240
Speaker 2: dolphins do that when there's a predator around.

1465
01:01:04,600 --> 01:01:04,760
Speaker 11: Man.

1466
01:01:04,840 --> 01:01:07,000
Speaker 1: In a while in bor Bor we swim with the

1467
01:01:07,400 --> 01:01:11,200
Speaker 1: black tip sharks. Yeah, little guys right, yeah, which is crazy.

1468
01:01:11,240 --> 01:01:13,400
Speaker 8: There's like hundreds of them around you. One that would

1469
01:01:13,400 --> 01:01:15,120
Speaker 8: like come right for your face and then like veer off,

1470
01:01:15,200 --> 01:01:18,040
Speaker 8: but you know, quick little yeah, yeah, but a little creepy.

1471
01:01:18,640 --> 01:01:20,560
Speaker 8: But it was fun of ship. And then those things

1472
01:01:20,600 --> 01:01:23,680
Speaker 8: what are the things called that killed Steve Irwin, miss

1473
01:01:24,960 --> 01:01:27,680
Speaker 8: rays bro that those were That's what had me a

1474
01:01:27,720 --> 01:01:28,160
Speaker 8: little on it.

1475
01:01:28,440 --> 01:01:31,360
Speaker 1: Really, We're swimming with them and there's Steve Verwin. Steve

1476
01:01:31,640 --> 01:01:33,960
Speaker 1: never happened it killed another dude?

1477
01:01:34,040 --> 01:01:34,520
Speaker 5: No it didn't.

1478
01:01:34,680 --> 01:01:36,800
Speaker 4: Yeah, Puerto Rican dude. It flew in the air and

1479
01:01:36,840 --> 01:01:37,720
Speaker 4: just stabbed him in the heart.

1480
01:01:37,840 --> 01:01:38,440
Speaker 8: Is that real?

1481
01:01:38,720 --> 01:01:40,400
Speaker 5: Is the boat? Google it?

1482
01:01:40,800 --> 01:01:42,680
Speaker 4: It was in a boat and it just flew out

1483
01:01:42,720 --> 01:01:44,960
Speaker 4: of the wall air in the boat stabbed him in

1484
01:01:45,000 --> 01:01:45,959
Speaker 4: the heart and left.

1485
01:01:46,160 --> 01:01:48,160
Speaker 8: Yeah, And the dude was telling us that, oh, they

1486
01:01:48,200 --> 01:01:50,640
Speaker 8: didn't have their like stingers cut off or nothing. They're big, bro,

1487
01:01:50,920 --> 01:01:52,400
Speaker 8: and they're swimming on top of you. And I was

1488
01:01:52,480 --> 01:01:54,600
Speaker 8: just like, you know, like you're kind of like a statue.

1489
01:01:54,640 --> 01:01:56,040
Speaker 8: As it gets on, You're like, come on, we'll do it.

1490
01:01:56,120 --> 01:01:58,760
Speaker 8: I'm like, huh, well, that's the thing. But all animals,

1491
01:01:58,800 --> 01:02:00,360
Speaker 8: you can't tell them to go fifty.

1492
01:02:01,440 --> 01:02:02,240
Speaker 1: There gonna do their thing.

1493
01:02:02,400 --> 01:02:05,040
Speaker 4: So like when we did whenever we did anything dangerous,

1494
01:02:05,600 --> 01:02:08,240
Speaker 4: you could always tell someone, hey, man, let's take a

1495
01:02:08,280 --> 01:02:11,360
Speaker 4: slow the first couple of times and then get everyone comfortable.

1496
01:02:11,520 --> 01:02:15,560
Speaker 4: But animals go boom, boom boom. And there's certain things

1497
01:02:15,680 --> 01:02:18,120
Speaker 4: like I worked with tigers. You do not turn your

1498
01:02:18,160 --> 01:02:20,480
Speaker 4: back on a tiger. The second you turn your back

1499
01:02:20,520 --> 01:02:22,920
Speaker 4: on a tiger, it goes into hunting mode. Really, and

1500
01:02:23,280 --> 01:02:27,880
Speaker 4: it is in fucking scenes. I want to terrifying. Tigers

1501
01:02:27,960 --> 01:02:30,720
Speaker 4: are terrifying. I played when I played football. You can

1502
01:02:30,960 --> 01:02:32,440
Speaker 4: you'll be able to pull this up. I'm sure you

1503
01:02:32,440 --> 01:02:34,160
Speaker 4: can find this. Don't pull it up yet. Let me

1504
01:02:34,200 --> 01:02:39,320
Speaker 4: tell the story first. So we play arena football. Los

1505
01:02:39,320 --> 01:02:43,680
Speaker 4: Angeles Avengers. Maybe yeah, and uh, and I suit up.

1506
01:02:43,880 --> 01:02:45,680
Speaker 4: I'm in good shape at the time. I'm younger, but

1507
01:02:45,720 --> 01:02:46,520
Speaker 4: I'm in good shape.

1508
01:02:46,640 --> 01:02:47,920
Speaker 1: Would you play when you played football?

1509
01:02:48,840 --> 01:02:52,280
Speaker 4: Linebacker? Side linebacker? Yeah, linebacker, And oh, well, you know

1510
01:02:52,360 --> 01:02:54,760
Speaker 4: what happened? First game? First game in the seventh grade,

1511
01:02:54,960 --> 01:02:59,160
Speaker 4: I'm playing junior varsity and they put me in. I

1512
01:02:59,240 --> 01:03:03,520
Speaker 4: random as I just go in middle linebacker, first play interception,

1513
01:03:03,720 --> 01:03:06,040
Speaker 4: running back to the one yard line, and They're like, shit,

1514
01:03:06,080 --> 01:03:09,920
Speaker 4: we got a fucking savant. So then I played. I played.

1515
01:03:10,000 --> 01:03:12,080
Speaker 4: I started for the rest of up until ninth grade.

1516
01:03:12,080 --> 01:03:14,160
Speaker 4: And ninth grade I was like, I in Florida, you'd

1517
01:03:14,240 --> 01:03:16,560
Speaker 4: had to kind of focus on either baseball.

1518
01:03:16,240 --> 01:03:18,840
Speaker 1: Or football, and so I was like playing JV at

1519
01:03:18,840 --> 01:03:19,400
Speaker 1: seventh grade.

1520
01:03:19,480 --> 01:03:21,000
Speaker 4: Teventh grade? Yeah, it was was it?

1521
01:03:21,080 --> 01:03:22,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're in Tennessee.

1522
01:03:22,440 --> 01:03:25,400
Speaker 2: Really, Yeah they have there's the eighth graders playing at

1523
01:03:25,480 --> 01:03:28,120
Speaker 2: Lipskim playing varsity in the state championship game this past year.

1524
01:03:28,720 --> 01:03:30,480
Speaker 1: Isn't that weird? Yeah? I didn't know about that either.

1525
01:03:31,320 --> 01:03:33,200
Speaker 1: He's like, I was playing JV seventh grade. I'm thinking

1526
01:03:33,200 --> 01:03:35,080
Speaker 1: you can play junior varsity. I didn't know you could

1527
01:03:35,080 --> 01:03:35,480
Speaker 1: even do that.

1528
01:03:35,640 --> 01:03:37,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, oh that was a Berkeley Prep. It's nothing.

1529
01:03:37,680 --> 01:03:39,480
Speaker 1: You were a sun, I would know I was.

1530
01:03:39,760 --> 01:03:42,600
Speaker 4: I was bigger than most boys. I was very Ethnic'm

1531
01:03:42,600 --> 01:03:45,920
Speaker 4: still very athletic. The things people count like think about me.

1532
01:03:45,960 --> 01:03:47,960
Speaker 4: They see me and they go, oh yeah, right. It's

1533
01:03:48,000 --> 01:03:49,840
Speaker 4: like Rogan. I told him I could run a marathon

1534
01:03:49,920 --> 01:03:51,400
Speaker 4: with no training at all, and he was like bullshit,

1535
01:03:51,400 --> 01:03:53,280
Speaker 4: And I did it. I just went out party the

1536
01:03:53,360 --> 01:03:56,120
Speaker 4: ninth be four, went out, ran a marathon five hours

1537
01:03:56,160 --> 01:03:58,600
Speaker 4: and thirty three minutes, finished it, and everyone's like, shut

1538
01:03:58,640 --> 01:04:01,040
Speaker 4: the fuck up. So they take out to play football, right,

1539
01:04:01,760 --> 01:04:05,440
Speaker 4: and so this is arena league football, so it's got

1540
01:04:05,480 --> 01:04:07,160
Speaker 4: the boards in arena legue. I don't understand that.

1541
01:04:07,920 --> 01:04:09,800
Speaker 9: I think that shit is sick. You like that ship

1542
01:04:09,920 --> 01:04:11,800
Speaker 9: and people over the edge. I think it's awesome. So

1543
01:04:11,920 --> 01:04:15,120
Speaker 9: the first play, hip pause, hit pause, hit pause, hit pause.

1544
01:04:15,720 --> 01:04:19,360
Speaker 9: This is not the first play. The first play, I

1545
01:04:19,520 --> 01:04:22,080
Speaker 9: realized my offensive line is not gonna block. You'll see

1546
01:04:22,120 --> 01:04:25,280
Speaker 9: this and realize I realize I'm the paper Tiger, you know,

1547
01:04:26,080 --> 01:04:30,600
Speaker 9: George Clinton or whatever. So I'm also fairly athletic. I'm

1548
01:04:30,640 --> 01:04:33,960
Speaker 9: also fairly competitive. So I take I drop back, I

1549
01:04:34,040 --> 01:04:36,120
Speaker 9: take a step, and I run it up the center

1550
01:04:36,240 --> 01:04:38,480
Speaker 9: and I run a touchdown. This is right after practice.

1551
01:04:39,680 --> 01:04:41,520
Speaker 9: Run a touchdown. I run past, I blow past all

1552
01:04:41,520 --> 01:04:43,440
Speaker 9: these guys. Coach comes out and.

1553
01:04:43,440 --> 01:04:46,320
Speaker 4: He goes, the fuck did I just see a fucking

1554
01:04:46,480 --> 01:04:50,640
Speaker 4: comedian just blew your doors off and ran for a touchdown?

1555
01:04:51,360 --> 01:04:54,160
Speaker 4: You motherfuckers. There's a reason you don't start. Do you

1556
01:04:54,280 --> 01:04:56,920
Speaker 4: understand me. There's a reason you're not playing in the NFL.

1557
01:04:57,440 --> 01:05:00,560
Speaker 4: This motherfucker better leave on a fucking stretch. Sure if

1558
01:05:00,600 --> 01:05:02,360
Speaker 4: you want your job. And I'm like, oh, I think

1559
01:05:02,400 --> 01:05:05,960
Speaker 4: I sucked up, go ahead and play, and then this

1560
01:05:06,120 --> 01:05:08,880
Speaker 4: is and then all of a sudden, it's just it's I.

1561
01:05:09,440 --> 01:05:11,919
Speaker 4: There's one shot where you're gonna say, yes me. There's

1562
01:05:11,960 --> 01:05:14,480
Speaker 4: one shot where you can see me get a concussion

1563
01:05:16,560 --> 01:05:21,960
Speaker 4: so they know, oh yeah, this is there's me. I

1564
01:05:22,000 --> 01:05:23,880
Speaker 4: almost broke my neck on a on a on a

1565
01:05:24,160 --> 01:05:27,480
Speaker 4: on a on a field goal. You can sit there,

1566
01:05:28,640 --> 01:05:30,880
Speaker 4: look at this. When he hits me on this field goal,

1567
01:05:31,160 --> 01:05:32,920
Speaker 4: you're like, oh, he could have definitely broke your neck.

1568
01:05:33,000 --> 01:05:33,320
Speaker 4: Watch this.

1569
01:05:36,040 --> 01:05:36,080
Speaker 8: This.

1570
01:05:38,480 --> 01:05:40,960
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, okay, wait wait, wait here we go. This

1571
01:05:41,080 --> 01:05:43,680
Speaker 4: is the one you need to see. The blind side sack,

1572
01:05:45,120 --> 01:05:46,600
Speaker 4: keep going, keep going.

1573
01:05:50,600 --> 01:05:52,320
Speaker 1: The path. Okay, there you go there, you go right here.

1574
01:05:53,200 --> 01:05:53,919
Speaker 1: This one's rough.

1575
01:05:55,040 --> 01:06:00,680
Speaker 4: Oh fuck man, right there, completely concussed, dude.

1576
01:06:00,680 --> 01:06:02,200
Speaker 1: It's crazy seeing how young you are here.

1577
01:06:02,280 --> 01:06:05,000
Speaker 4: I know my voice is really high too. I broke

1578
01:06:05,080 --> 01:06:06,360
Speaker 4: my hand, did you really?

1579
01:06:06,560 --> 01:06:06,760
Speaker 1: Yeah?

1580
01:06:07,920 --> 01:06:09,800
Speaker 9: Would you break in your hand? I have no idea,

1581
01:06:09,960 --> 01:06:12,120
Speaker 9: and you're just doing this for like making a show

1582
01:06:12,320 --> 01:06:17,600
Speaker 9: ten grand No, No, it's not an episode.

1583
01:06:17,720 --> 01:06:22,960
Speaker 4: An episode, yeah, grand an episode did six episodes. I

1584
01:06:23,120 --> 01:06:26,240
Speaker 4: was a dominatrix, gamp, I was a I was an

1585
01:06:26,320 --> 01:06:29,000
Speaker 4: MMA fighter for a day. I fought four graces at once.

1586
01:06:30,040 --> 01:06:32,560
Speaker 4: Do they choked me out? You've ever been choked out? Once?

1587
01:06:32,920 --> 01:06:36,200
Speaker 2: Terrifying you're going to sleep is kind of scary, but

1588
01:06:36,280 --> 01:06:37,480
Speaker 2: then you're just sleep.

1589
01:06:37,320 --> 01:06:42,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, because you're fighting it. You're going no, no, no,

1590
01:06:43,800 --> 01:06:45,960
Speaker 4: And then you just wake up and you're like, what's

1591
01:06:46,000 --> 01:06:49,040
Speaker 4: that We're happen everybody? And they're like okay, yeah, okay,

1592
01:06:49,480 --> 01:06:53,840
Speaker 4: they're saying like Portuguese things, and you're like, huh huh huh, yeah,

1593
01:06:53,960 --> 01:06:58,240
Speaker 4: this is me fighting the gracies. Horion has the big

1594
01:06:58,320 --> 01:07:00,000
Speaker 4: school out and it's so funny. I don't want to

1595
01:07:00,240 --> 01:07:00,840
Speaker 4: take How.

1596
01:07:00,760 --> 01:07:01,400
Speaker 1: Old are you there?

1597
01:07:01,840 --> 01:07:03,320
Speaker 4: Twenty nine?

1598
01:07:04,480 --> 01:07:05,200
Speaker 1: How old are you now?

1599
01:07:05,360 --> 01:07:05,880
Speaker 4: Forty nine?

1600
01:07:06,240 --> 01:07:07,400
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1601
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Speaker 1: Almost fifty almost been in the game a while, bro.

1638
01:08:42,680 --> 01:08:45,840
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, well it's you know, I think I It's

1639
01:08:45,880 --> 01:08:49,280
Speaker 4: the thing that's lucky about comedy is that I got

1640
01:08:49,280 --> 01:08:50,960
Speaker 4: I had some success when I was younger. I'd kind

1641
01:08:50,960 --> 01:08:52,559
Speaker 4: of a bunch of development deals. I got a TV show,

1642
01:08:52,560 --> 01:08:55,040
Speaker 4: I got a couple of TV shows, But as far

1643
01:08:55,080 --> 01:08:58,280
Speaker 4: as stand up goes, I was always behind all my

1644
01:08:58,400 --> 01:09:03,120
Speaker 4: friends like Sugura, Burr all my friends were all ahead

1645
01:09:03,120 --> 01:09:05,920
Speaker 4: of me, and I was doing television and I thought

1646
01:09:06,000 --> 01:09:07,960
Speaker 4: that was the thing, the end game. Yeah, but I

1647
01:09:08,040 --> 01:09:10,559
Speaker 4: also got into podcasting at the right time with Rogan

1648
01:09:10,680 --> 01:09:14,599
Speaker 4: and that and that generation, and I was very lucky

1649
01:09:15,760 --> 01:09:17,280
Speaker 4: that I wasn't And then and then all of it

1650
01:09:17,360 --> 01:09:19,400
Speaker 4: went away and I had to figure it out. When

1651
01:09:19,439 --> 01:09:21,720
Speaker 4: I was like forty four, I had to figure out

1652
01:09:22,120 --> 01:09:24,920
Speaker 4: maybe forty two forty three. I had to literally start

1653
01:09:24,960 --> 01:09:27,240
Speaker 4: from scratch. I got I got fired from Travel Channel.

1654
01:09:27,640 --> 01:09:31,439
Speaker 4: I was supposed to do this funnier die tour, you know, Oddball,

1655
01:09:31,640 --> 01:09:33,240
Speaker 4: and I got pulled off that I had no dates

1656
01:09:33,280 --> 01:09:35,160
Speaker 4: coming up. So I was planning on doing this Oddball tour.

1657
01:09:35,360 --> 01:09:38,519
Speaker 4: My wife's redoing our house. I've not my podcast is

1658
01:09:38,560 --> 01:09:39,439
Speaker 4: getting no funding.

1659
01:09:39,920 --> 01:09:40,920
Speaker 1: Is this a bird cast?

1660
01:09:41,040 --> 01:09:45,200
Speaker 4: Yeah? Bird cast? And I remember talking to Tom and

1661
01:09:45,479 --> 01:09:47,160
Speaker 4: he was like, doing Oddball and this is like you

1662
01:09:47,200 --> 01:09:49,040
Speaker 4: want to talk about We realized where you are in

1663
01:09:49,080 --> 01:09:51,840
Speaker 4: the pecking order. I was getting paid two thousand dollars

1664
01:09:51,840 --> 01:09:54,719
Speaker 4: a week for Oddball my offer, and Tom was getting

1665
01:09:54,880 --> 01:09:58,519
Speaker 4: twenty thousand his show. And I was like, and he goes,

1666
01:09:59,080 --> 01:10:01,000
Speaker 4: he said, masking a lot of money. You're missing out

1667
01:10:01,040 --> 01:10:02,200
Speaker 4: if you're not doing this. And I said, all the

1668
01:10:02,240 --> 01:10:04,240
Speaker 4: money is not that good. So what are you talking about.

1669
01:10:04,280 --> 01:10:05,800
Speaker 4: We're on the phone my best friend.

1670
01:10:06,280 --> 01:10:07,599
Speaker 1: And I said, uh, oh, if you guys know each

1671
01:10:07,600 --> 01:10:08,880
Speaker 1: other at this point, oh.

1672
01:10:09,800 --> 01:10:13,040
Speaker 4: Fifteen years, I know each other for a long time.

1673
01:10:13,040 --> 01:10:14,479
Speaker 4: And he says, I mean he knows my child, he

1674
01:10:14,520 --> 01:10:16,960
Speaker 4: knows all my children from the day they were born.

1675
01:10:17,000 --> 01:10:19,840
Speaker 4: He knows you know, he knows he knows me. And

1676
01:10:19,960 --> 01:10:21,880
Speaker 4: I said, it's not that it's too grand and he

1677
01:10:21,960 --> 01:10:24,240
Speaker 4: went what And I said, wait, what are you getting paid?

1678
01:10:24,240 --> 01:10:25,960
Speaker 4: And he goes, I don't want to tell you. And

1679
01:10:26,080 --> 01:10:28,000
Speaker 4: I go why, and he goes, it's going to fuck

1680
01:10:28,080 --> 01:10:30,439
Speaker 4: up our friendship. And I went, hold on, what are

1681
01:10:30,439 --> 01:10:33,040
Speaker 4: you getting paid? And he goes. He goes, all right,

1682
01:10:33,479 --> 01:10:36,840
Speaker 4: I'll tell you, but this can't change anything about us.

1683
01:10:37,400 --> 01:10:40,000
Speaker 4: And I go and I remember where I was sitting.

1684
01:10:40,200 --> 01:10:41,760
Speaker 4: I remember how I was sitting. My phone was on

1685
01:10:41,840 --> 01:10:44,120
Speaker 4: my desk on speaker, and I had my arms on

1686
01:10:44,160 --> 01:10:47,759
Speaker 4: my knees like like this, and I made a decision.

1687
01:10:47,840 --> 01:10:50,400
Speaker 4: I went, all right, I love this dude. I've known

1688
01:10:50,439 --> 01:10:52,160
Speaker 4: him my whole life. I've known him when he was broke,

1689
01:10:52,680 --> 01:10:55,479
Speaker 4: very broke and I want him to be successful. I

1690
01:10:55,560 --> 01:10:58,400
Speaker 4: think him being successful helps me ultimately in the wrong run.

1691
01:10:58,479 --> 01:11:00,559
Speaker 4: I said, I made a decision. This will not fuck

1692
01:11:00,640 --> 01:11:03,840
Speaker 4: up our friendship. And he was like twenty thousand dollars

1693
01:11:03,880 --> 01:11:06,640
Speaker 4: at the show and I went and I and I

1694
01:11:06,760 --> 01:11:09,320
Speaker 4: had to take a moment and go, this is where

1695
01:11:09,360 --> 01:11:11,040
Speaker 4: you're at, man, this is where you're This is real,

1696
01:11:11,160 --> 01:11:13,160
Speaker 4: this is where you're at. You're not worth anything in

1697
01:11:13,200 --> 01:11:15,400
Speaker 4: the stand up business right now. You're at all You

1698
01:11:15,479 --> 01:11:18,439
Speaker 4: do not have a value to anyone, and he does

1699
01:11:18,640 --> 01:11:21,559
Speaker 4: and that's cool, but you need to figure a way

1700
01:11:21,600 --> 01:11:23,720
Speaker 4: out of this. And I went all right, all right,

1701
01:11:24,200 --> 01:11:27,040
Speaker 4: and I just was like, I know I can get

1702
01:11:27,080 --> 01:11:28,600
Speaker 4: I know I can do shows. I know I'm a

1703
01:11:28,640 --> 01:11:30,719
Speaker 4: good comic. I need to get people at my shows.

1704
01:11:30,720 --> 01:11:32,599
Speaker 4: I need to build a following so I can get

1705
01:11:32,640 --> 01:11:35,599
Speaker 4: people at my shows, so that people so that people

1706
01:11:35,640 --> 01:11:37,000
Speaker 4: want to see me. And if people want to see me,

1707
01:11:37,080 --> 01:11:39,040
Speaker 4: I'm selling tickets, then Netflix will want to work with me.

1708
01:11:39,280 --> 01:11:41,040
Speaker 4: And if Netflix works with me, then I can sell

1709
01:11:41,120 --> 01:11:41,719
Speaker 4: more tickets.

1710
01:11:42,080 --> 01:11:46,000
Speaker 9: Right and I and and Man God Bless Burr, Rogan

1711
01:11:46,240 --> 01:11:48,200
Speaker 9: Sogura are the three guys.

1712
01:11:47,960 --> 01:11:51,040
Speaker 4: I got to give credit to. They just everyone was

1713
01:11:51,120 --> 01:11:53,960
Speaker 4: like on my team, you know, like the team to have.

1714
01:11:54,080 --> 01:11:56,320
Speaker 4: It's a really great team, a really great fucking team

1715
01:11:56,400 --> 01:11:59,320
Speaker 4: to have. And uh and you know, Joe's like, I

1716
01:11:59,520 --> 01:12:01,360
Speaker 4: had a special coming out. Joe goes, hey, man, we're

1717
01:12:01,400 --> 01:12:03,800
Speaker 4: pimping it out. We did the End of the World podcast, Yeah, Joe,

1718
01:12:04,240 --> 01:12:06,760
Speaker 4: And it was four comics on stage, Me, Burr, Stand, Hope,

1719
01:12:06,800 --> 01:12:09,719
Speaker 4: and Joe. Joe's like, these are the guys, and I'm like, okay,

1720
01:12:09,720 --> 01:12:11,160
Speaker 4: it's a good list to be in. By the way,

1721
01:12:11,160 --> 01:12:13,000
Speaker 4: I think I'm nothing. I think I'm garbage at this time.

1722
01:12:13,280 --> 01:12:14,640
Speaker 4: Good list to be in. The next day, Joe has

1723
01:12:14,680 --> 01:12:17,800
Speaker 4: me on this podcast again to do to promote my

1724
01:12:17,880 --> 01:12:22,120
Speaker 4: special whatever you need, man, whatever you need Burr, God

1725
01:12:22,160 --> 01:12:25,479
Speaker 4: bless Burr. We start doing. Something's burning right over at

1726
01:12:25,479 --> 01:12:27,800
Speaker 4: All Things Comedy, Sigura says, let me get you funding

1727
01:12:27,840 --> 01:12:32,679
Speaker 4: for your podcast. Let's get you sponsorship. Let's bump your numbers, Sigura, Burr, Rogan, Joey,

1728
01:12:32,720 --> 01:12:35,320
Speaker 4: everyone's coming on my podcast. Get my numbers up, my numbers,

1729
01:12:35,360 --> 01:12:37,560
Speaker 4: get up. I get funding. And I remember getting my

1730
01:12:37,640 --> 01:12:41,080
Speaker 4: first check for my first read and going, hey, man,

1731
01:12:42,280 --> 01:12:44,320
Speaker 4: like this week of reads, that's what I would have

1732
01:12:44,360 --> 01:12:46,760
Speaker 4: made on Travel Channel, and I was like, holy shit.

1733
01:12:47,200 --> 01:12:48,599
Speaker 4: And I didn't have to get any of the managers

1734
01:12:48,640 --> 01:12:50,880
Speaker 4: and agents, and I was like fuck. And then and

1735
01:12:50,920 --> 01:12:53,320
Speaker 4: then I started seeing the business very differently, and I went,

1736
01:12:54,000 --> 01:12:58,200
Speaker 4: fuck television, Fuck all of that. This podcasting is real.

1737
01:12:58,479 --> 01:13:00,920
Speaker 4: People are listening, they're growing, and I'm thinking for every

1738
01:13:00,960 --> 01:13:02,960
Speaker 4: ten thousand people, I bet that's one hundred tickets I'll

1739
01:13:02,960 --> 01:13:05,519
Speaker 4: sell on the road. And then and then the Machine

1740
01:13:05,560 --> 01:13:09,240
Speaker 4: story went viral and it was a game changer, and

1741
01:13:09,320 --> 01:13:11,439
Speaker 4: then I started believing in myself, going like, dude, I

1742
01:13:11,479 --> 01:13:13,560
Speaker 4: think Jesus Mero funny as fuck. I was like, I

1743
01:13:13,640 --> 01:13:15,320
Speaker 4: want to get on Jesus A. Miro And so I'd

1744
01:13:15,360 --> 01:13:18,360
Speaker 4: reach out. They have a showtime show. It's two dudes.

1745
01:13:18,439 --> 01:13:21,559
Speaker 4: They used to call the Bodega the Bodega the Bedega Boys,

1746
01:13:21,600 --> 01:13:25,559
Speaker 4: I think, And so they had a great podcast Sean Evans.

1747
01:13:25,640 --> 01:13:27,760
Speaker 4: Now we all know Sean Evans. Right at this point,

1748
01:13:27,840 --> 01:13:29,840
Speaker 4: no one knew Sean Evans. And I watched him one

1749
01:13:29,920 --> 01:13:32,120
Speaker 4: thing on what We're Calling, and I was like, dude,

1750
01:13:32,400 --> 01:13:34,840
Speaker 4: this fucking hot Ones show as funny as fuck. I

1751
01:13:34,920 --> 01:13:36,040
Speaker 4: was like, I want to get on it. I reached

1752
01:13:36,080 --> 01:13:38,280
Speaker 4: out to him and this is he is not getting

1753
01:13:38,360 --> 01:13:40,200
Speaker 4: any views at the time, and he was like, hey,

1754
01:13:40,240 --> 01:13:41,840
Speaker 4: we don't do comics, we just do hip hop stars.

1755
01:13:41,880 --> 01:13:43,760
Speaker 4: I said, well, if you change your mind, I'm a fan.

1756
01:13:43,880 --> 01:13:45,200
Speaker 4: I'd love to do it. And he was like, I'd

1757
01:13:45,240 --> 01:13:47,960
Speaker 4: love to get you on next season. He goes, hey, man,

1758
01:13:48,000 --> 01:13:49,800
Speaker 4: we're letting comics on. You want to do it? I

1759
01:13:49,920 --> 01:13:52,920
Speaker 4: do Hot Ones, Boom, Big Spike, all some people come

1760
01:13:52,960 --> 01:13:54,599
Speaker 4: to shows. I started believing in my Shae, I handle

1761
01:13:54,640 --> 01:13:58,320
Speaker 4: yourself in that what I was the same way. I'm

1762
01:13:58,320 --> 01:14:00,800
Speaker 4: handling myself here. If I like you, I will give

1763
01:14:00,840 --> 01:14:03,679
Speaker 4: you everything of me you ever want. I will fucking

1764
01:14:03,960 --> 01:14:06,160
Speaker 4: like if I'm excited to do something, I come in

1765
01:14:06,200 --> 01:14:08,519
Speaker 4: guns and blaze and like Jimmy Buffett have me on

1766
01:14:08,600 --> 01:14:11,240
Speaker 4: his podcast. I was like, motherfucker, you're going to get

1767
01:14:11,280 --> 01:14:13,679
Speaker 4: your socks knocked off. I am telling machines you whatever

1768
01:14:13,720 --> 01:14:15,840
Speaker 4: the fuck you want, I will give you. And so

1769
01:14:15,920 --> 01:14:19,679
Speaker 4: I went into Hot Ones. I was like, fucking drinking beer, Boom,

1770
01:14:19,720 --> 01:14:21,240
Speaker 4: whatever the fuck you want me to tell the machine

1771
01:14:21,240 --> 01:14:23,519
Speaker 4: story done? You want me to tell Flying Dildo's done?

1772
01:14:23,680 --> 01:14:25,519
Speaker 4: You want to tell you fucking you name it? And

1773
01:14:25,640 --> 01:14:27,560
Speaker 4: so I fucking had a good thing. And then I

1774
01:14:27,640 --> 01:14:29,760
Speaker 4: got off and I went, Sean, you need bur on,

1775
01:14:29,840 --> 01:14:31,519
Speaker 4: you need Rogan on, you need some gir on, you

1776
01:14:31,600 --> 01:14:34,519
Speaker 4: need Joey diaz on. Because that's what they did for me,

1777
01:14:35,080 --> 01:14:37,800
Speaker 4: is they everyone helped each other, and then all of

1778
01:14:37,800 --> 01:14:41,040
Speaker 4: a sudden, Joey diaz goes on, huge, Spike, Tom goes on,

1779
01:14:41,200 --> 01:14:43,120
Speaker 4: Burg goes on, and then I mean, you look at

1780
01:14:43,160 --> 01:14:44,960
Speaker 4: hot ones now and it's the one of the biggest,

1781
01:14:45,040 --> 01:14:48,200
Speaker 4: massive and Sean pill Evans will tell you I was

1782
01:14:48,280 --> 01:14:50,600
Speaker 4: the first, I mean a celebrity, but first person to

1783
01:14:50,680 --> 01:14:53,000
Speaker 4: reach out and go, your show's fucking badass. I want

1784
01:14:53,000 --> 01:14:55,679
Speaker 4: to get on because but I started going like find

1785
01:14:55,720 --> 01:14:58,160
Speaker 4: the things you like and be on those things. Like

1786
01:14:58,240 --> 01:14:59,880
Speaker 4: if I like something, I go. I want to be

1787
01:14:59,920 --> 01:15:01,920
Speaker 4: a part of it because I enjoy it. And I

1788
01:15:02,040 --> 01:15:04,360
Speaker 4: did that with Rogan, Like I remember listening to Rogan

1789
01:15:04,400 --> 01:15:05,920
Speaker 4: when I was on Travel Channel. I'd listened to him

1790
01:15:06,080 --> 01:15:07,880
Speaker 4: on my iPad in my bed on the hotel room

1791
01:15:08,160 --> 01:15:09,080
Speaker 4: and just I loved it.

1792
01:15:09,240 --> 01:15:09,880
Speaker 1: I loved it.

1793
01:15:10,000 --> 01:15:11,160
Speaker 4: And then he hit me up. He was like, hey, man,

1794
01:15:11,160 --> 01:15:12,880
Speaker 4: you want to do my podcast. I was like, you

1795
01:15:12,920 --> 01:15:14,680
Speaker 4: don't know what you're about to get. I was like

1796
01:15:14,920 --> 01:15:19,360
Speaker 4: a fucking I literally was like I went in and

1797
01:15:19,439 --> 01:15:22,240
Speaker 4: I was like, I was like, are you getting I

1798
01:15:22,280 --> 01:15:23,760
Speaker 4: walked in and I was I remember being like I

1799
01:15:23,840 --> 01:15:25,559
Speaker 4: was such a fan of his and you never meet

1800
01:15:25,640 --> 01:15:27,400
Speaker 4: Joe this way, but I was like, first off, I

1801
01:15:27,439 --> 01:15:29,240
Speaker 4: gotta meet your dog. I want to see your deprivation tank,

1802
01:15:29,240 --> 01:15:30,479
Speaker 4: I want to get high, I want to play pool.

1803
01:15:30,560 --> 01:15:32,799
Speaker 4: Then we can do the podcast. And he was like okay.

1804
01:15:33,760 --> 01:15:35,160
Speaker 4: So we went and did all that, and then we

1805
01:15:35,240 --> 01:15:36,840
Speaker 4: did the podcast and at the end, I was like,

1806
01:15:37,120 --> 01:15:38,600
Speaker 4: hey man, next time, I'm back reminding to tell you

1807
01:15:38,600 --> 01:15:40,200
Speaker 4: about the time I got involved with Russian mafia. And

1808
01:15:40,240 --> 01:15:42,479
Speaker 4: he was like what and he was I was like, oh, yeah,

1809
01:15:42,479 --> 01:15:44,599
Speaker 4: it's a story. And I'd already told another story that day.

1810
01:15:44,640 --> 01:15:47,040
Speaker 4: That's the story you wanted to hear. Yeah, And then

1811
01:15:47,320 --> 01:15:48,800
Speaker 4: he was like come back. He's like, everyone wants to

1812
01:15:48,800 --> 01:15:51,920
Speaker 4: hear the story. I told it And that moment changed

1813
01:15:51,920 --> 01:15:55,160
Speaker 4: my life forever. That moment, Joe Rogan was like you

1814
01:15:55,240 --> 01:15:55,519
Speaker 4: need to.

1815
01:15:55,520 --> 01:15:56,360
Speaker 1: Tell that on stage.

1816
01:15:57,880 --> 01:16:01,080
Speaker 4: He said when he is on STAE this weekend in Columbus,

1817
01:16:01,160 --> 01:16:02,760
Speaker 4: he is not to be referred to his birdies be

1818
01:16:02,840 --> 01:16:05,840
Speaker 4: referred to as the machine from this point. Moving on,

1819
01:16:06,400 --> 01:16:08,960
Speaker 4: his new name is the Machine, and you chant it

1820
01:16:09,040 --> 01:16:11,560
Speaker 4: in the room until he tells that story. And I

1821
01:16:11,640 --> 01:16:13,479
Speaker 4: went to Columbus that week and I got on stage

1822
01:16:13,479 --> 01:16:15,439
Speaker 4: and they're like, oh, Machine, and I was like, hey, guys,

1823
01:16:15,880 --> 01:16:18,040
Speaker 4: I know what Joe said. I'm not gonna tell it.

1824
01:16:18,040 --> 01:16:21,120
Speaker 4: And they're like, bo I couldn't get through a joke.

1825
01:16:21,439 --> 01:16:23,759
Speaker 4: And then they're like, tell the fucking story. And I go, guys,

1826
01:16:24,160 --> 01:16:25,600
Speaker 4: this guy in the front row and this is like

1827
01:16:26,040 --> 01:16:28,000
Speaker 4: this is cool fan days, like back in the day

1828
01:16:28,040 --> 01:16:30,880
Speaker 4: when like you had to know, like everyone that listened

1829
01:16:30,880 --> 01:16:32,719
Speaker 4: to the podcast was a fan. There were haters or anything.

1830
01:16:32,840 --> 01:16:34,960
Speaker 9: Yeah, this guy in the front row goes, hey, man,

1831
01:16:35,400 --> 01:16:36,720
Speaker 9: we understand it's not gonna be good.

1832
01:16:36,800 --> 01:16:39,000
Speaker 4: We're gonna fake laugh, right, guys. And everyone's like yeah, yeah, Bert,

1833
01:16:39,000 --> 01:16:41,360
Speaker 4: don't worry, we'll fake laugh. And I was like, what

1834
01:16:41,640 --> 01:16:43,640
Speaker 4: fucking excellent is that? And they're like, you gotta do

1835
01:16:43,720 --> 01:16:45,280
Speaker 4: You gotta tell it for it to get good. Bert,

1836
01:16:45,560 --> 01:16:47,680
Speaker 4: So tell it, man, you gotta tell it for its good.

1837
01:16:47,720 --> 01:16:50,360
Speaker 4: Like they knew comedy. So I was like, okay, So

1838
01:16:50,439 --> 01:16:52,960
Speaker 4: I told it. It's probably twenty minutes long, and they

1839
01:16:53,000 --> 01:16:53,880
Speaker 4: were like, all right, you did it.

1840
01:16:53,960 --> 01:16:54,360
Speaker 1: Good job.

1841
01:16:54,439 --> 01:16:57,559
Speaker 4: Now you can do the rest of your act said

1842
01:16:57,560 --> 01:17:00,240
Speaker 4: that it was so this is when we were called

1843
01:17:00,320 --> 01:17:03,000
Speaker 4: des Squad, and so there was Desquad Ohio, these group

1844
01:17:03,080 --> 01:17:06,240
Speaker 4: of guys that were like fucking rider dies. This is

1845
01:17:06,400 --> 01:17:09,600
Speaker 4: back podcasting used to be. It's still really cool, but

1846
01:17:09,720 --> 01:17:13,360
Speaker 4: it used to be so niche that I would go

1847
01:17:13,439 --> 01:17:17,280
Speaker 4: to Scotland and I would hit up on Twitter. I go, hey,

1848
01:17:17,520 --> 01:17:19,639
Speaker 4: any Rogan fans want to meet me up for a beer?

1849
01:17:20,280 --> 01:17:23,400
Speaker 4: And twelve dudes to show up, no pictures, no nothing.

1850
01:17:23,720 --> 01:17:26,000
Speaker 4: We'd sit at a pub drink beer in Scotland and

1851
01:17:26,120 --> 01:17:29,000
Speaker 4: talk about the Bobcat Gold made episode and they'd be like,

1852
01:17:29,040 --> 01:17:31,320
Speaker 4: get just here, and when we got there, they go

1853
01:17:31,479 --> 01:17:34,240
Speaker 4: it was in Scotland specifically, They go, have you listened

1854
01:17:34,240 --> 01:17:36,560
Speaker 4: to Joey Diaz today? And I went, no, they go,

1855
01:17:36,680 --> 01:17:40,040
Speaker 4: he was just on it posted in an hour Blue

1856
01:17:40,120 --> 01:17:42,200
Speaker 4: Cheese or go fuck your Mother? And I went, what

1857
01:17:42,439 --> 01:17:43,640
Speaker 4: was the first time I ever heard that? And I

1858
01:17:43,680 --> 01:17:45,600
Speaker 4: went what? And I'm just with in Scotland with a

1859
01:17:45,640 --> 01:17:48,400
Speaker 4: bunch of fans, random news, all like the same should

1860
01:17:48,400 --> 01:17:50,840
Speaker 4: I like and so like so? And my head's way

1861
01:17:50,880 --> 01:17:52,840
Speaker 4: I started looking at my business is like I like

1862
01:17:52,920 --> 01:17:55,120
Speaker 4: these guys they liked should. I like, I'd hit them up,

1863
01:17:55,120 --> 01:17:56,120
Speaker 4: I go what else are you listening to?

1864
01:17:56,479 --> 01:17:58,200
Speaker 9: And they'd be like, have you listened to Dan Carlin?

1865
01:17:58,240 --> 01:18:00,080
Speaker 9: And I'm like, no, what the fuck's that? Or have

1866
01:18:00,160 --> 01:18:01,960
Speaker 9: you listened to fucking Ben Greenfield?

1867
01:18:02,080 --> 01:18:04,640
Speaker 4: Have you listened to? Like there's so it was like

1868
01:18:04,680 --> 01:18:07,280
Speaker 4: a cool community. It's gotten so big. Now it's like,

1869
01:18:07,439 --> 01:18:10,000
Speaker 4: you know, it's gotten so big. It's cool. I'm happy

1870
01:18:10,040 --> 01:18:10,720
Speaker 4: for everyone.

1871
01:18:10,479 --> 01:18:12,280
Speaker 2: But all those things that you're in the beginning, so

1872
01:18:12,360 --> 01:18:15,160
Speaker 2: now it's like too saturated where you're you kind of

1873
01:18:15,200 --> 01:18:16,720
Speaker 2: had this vibe like, oh I saw it first.

1874
01:18:16,880 --> 01:18:20,479
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm cool with you guys. What's cool with KFC Radio?

1875
01:18:20,560 --> 01:18:24,360
Speaker 4: What's cool with that? Like Big Cat those guys. Is

1876
01:18:24,439 --> 01:18:26,760
Speaker 4: that it's it's all kind of new to me a

1877
01:18:26,840 --> 01:18:29,200
Speaker 4: little bit. So when you do see like a bar,

1878
01:18:29,400 --> 01:18:32,040
Speaker 4: like my dad's now a huge barstool fan, which is

1879
01:18:32,120 --> 01:18:35,240
Speaker 4: like so bizarre. And he hit me up. He was like, hey, man,

1880
01:18:36,240 --> 01:18:37,840
Speaker 4: can you hook me up with some of their gear?

1881
01:18:38,280 --> 01:18:40,560
Speaker 4: And I was like huh. He's like, you know the

1882
01:18:40,600 --> 01:18:43,080
Speaker 4: guy Dave Portnoy, can you see if you can send

1883
01:18:43,160 --> 01:18:45,720
Speaker 4: some some the golf stuff to me? I was like,

1884
01:18:46,040 --> 01:18:47,120
Speaker 4: just buy it. I'll buy it. For you, I'm not

1885
01:18:47,160 --> 01:18:49,680
Speaker 4: going to reach out to And then they hit me

1886
01:18:49,760 --> 01:18:51,639
Speaker 4: up today and they were like, hey man, we got

1887
01:18:51,680 --> 01:18:54,360
Speaker 4: your dad covered, and I was real, yeah, so my

1888
01:18:54,439 --> 01:18:56,680
Speaker 4: dad's like double xls, here's what I want. I'm like,

1889
01:18:56,720 --> 01:18:58,320
Speaker 4: oh my god, Dad, don't make a meal of it.

1890
01:18:58,720 --> 01:19:01,479
Speaker 4: Just fucking take whatever it so sweats, that's.

1891
01:19:05,280 --> 01:19:05,800
Speaker 1: What's the material.

1892
01:19:05,840 --> 01:19:07,240
Speaker 2: So your boys, hey, I'll get you whatever you want.

1893
01:19:07,240 --> 01:19:09,320
Speaker 2: And they actually send you whatever they want. You're like, damn,

1894
01:19:09,360 --> 01:19:12,360
Speaker 2: he kind of grasp and everything. It's like a double

1895
01:19:12,439 --> 01:19:15,040
Speaker 2: standard in a weird way. Did you find busting through barsool?

1896
01:19:15,720 --> 01:19:15,840
Speaker 4: Uh?

1897
01:19:15,880 --> 01:19:15,920
Speaker 10: No?

1898
01:19:16,040 --> 01:19:17,880
Speaker 4: I found no because you guys sent me a hat

1899
01:19:18,680 --> 01:19:22,479
Speaker 4: and I tagged Portnoy in the hat and my girls.

1900
01:19:23,040 --> 01:19:25,040
Speaker 4: And then then you guys reached out and you're like,

1901
01:19:25,280 --> 01:19:28,639
Speaker 4: wrong guy, And I went, wait what? And then I said,

1902
01:19:28,760 --> 01:19:34,400
Speaker 4: and there's something I always liked about athlete uh entertainment.

1903
01:19:34,560 --> 01:19:36,800
Speaker 4: And I say that like you guys in McAfee, like

1904
01:19:37,000 --> 01:19:43,200
Speaker 4: a j Hawk Aaron Rodgers, Like there's something very uh

1905
01:19:43,400 --> 01:19:46,920
Speaker 4: comforting about the way you guys talk. I feel like

1906
01:19:47,160 --> 01:19:49,880
Speaker 4: that's how the guys I grew up with talked, you know,

1907
01:19:50,080 --> 01:19:53,479
Speaker 4: like see yea like shops the same way like there's

1908
01:19:53,520 --> 01:19:56,400
Speaker 4: a there's like like when you said, like, uh, it's

1909
01:19:56,439 --> 01:19:59,240
Speaker 4: crazy when you realize there's people built different, right, Not

1910
01:19:59,479 --> 01:20:01,720
Speaker 4: everyone knows that, and so I think, I don't know.

1911
01:20:01,880 --> 01:20:03,960
Speaker 4: I just like it. It's like I like listening to

1912
01:20:04,080 --> 01:20:08,120
Speaker 4: MMA fighters. It's more as opposed to like to not

1913
01:20:08,400 --> 01:20:11,439
Speaker 4: just slight anyone, but like the more alty things where

1914
01:20:11,479 --> 01:20:16,360
Speaker 4: it's like a guy who talks like this. She went

1915
01:20:16,400 --> 01:20:19,920
Speaker 4: to her Brooklyn apartment to get ice cream. Doom Doom,

1916
01:20:19,960 --> 01:20:23,960
Speaker 4: Doom Doom. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he wasn't there, And you're like,

1917
01:20:24,080 --> 01:20:24,640
Speaker 4: I don't get you.

1918
01:20:24,800 --> 01:20:27,200
Speaker 1: I don't know if i'd like you, Like, yeah, I

1919
01:20:27,280 --> 01:20:27,600
Speaker 1: feel you.

1920
01:20:27,760 --> 01:20:30,120
Speaker 4: I want a dude. It's like yeah, man, pussy swells,

1921
01:20:30,160 --> 01:20:30,439
Speaker 4: you know, like.

1922
01:20:35,880 --> 01:20:38,519
Speaker 2: You know, weird when you see like athletes, like even

1923
01:20:38,560 --> 01:20:40,000
Speaker 2: for us, I don't know if you feel this way will,

1924
01:20:40,040 --> 01:20:42,479
Speaker 2: But like when I see Aaron Rodgers on Bat Macafe show,

1925
01:20:42,520 --> 01:20:44,719
Speaker 2: I'm like, fuck, that's Aaron Rodgers just being a normal

1926
01:20:44,760 --> 01:20:45,439
Speaker 2: guy with the boys.

1927
01:20:45,600 --> 01:20:47,400
Speaker 1: Oh it's kind of like cool. He came to our

1928
01:20:47,479 --> 01:20:50,080
Speaker 1: tour bus. Oh really, homie, this is good.

1929
01:20:50,120 --> 01:20:51,439
Speaker 4: This is a good story. This is really good.

1930
01:20:51,560 --> 01:20:52,479
Speaker 1: I'm happy I un locked this.

1931
01:20:52,680 --> 01:20:53,960
Speaker 2: I want to go back to the bus with the boys,

1932
01:20:54,000 --> 01:20:57,479
Speaker 2: because it's rad that you like like us, like it

1933
01:20:57,520 --> 01:21:00,320
Speaker 2: gets red because you did the thing with KFC. That's

1934
01:21:00,320 --> 01:21:02,639
Speaker 2: what that's the show you guys did together yesterday. Yeah yeah,

1935
01:21:02,720 --> 01:21:04,280
Speaker 2: and you were like, he will some of you like

1936
01:21:04,320 --> 01:21:06,120
Speaker 2: stoked to come on. I'm like, how fucking cool is that?

1937
01:21:06,320 --> 01:21:06,439
Speaker 6: Oh?

1938
01:21:06,600 --> 01:21:06,840
Speaker 4: Fuck?

1939
01:21:06,920 --> 01:21:11,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, Well dude, when I saw one time I made it,

1940
01:21:11,520 --> 01:21:13,479
Speaker 2: people think like we're celebrities. But then we look at

1941
01:21:13,600 --> 01:21:15,880
Speaker 2: celebrities like, oh, that'd be sick to have Kreshner on

1942
01:21:15,920 --> 01:21:16,439
Speaker 2: the podcast.

1943
01:21:16,479 --> 01:21:16,519
Speaker 9: No.

1944
01:21:16,600 --> 01:21:18,400
Speaker 2: No, Now we're sitting here on the podcast like, hey,

1945
01:21:18,880 --> 01:21:21,040
Speaker 2: fucking made it. Athletes want to be entertainers, and entertainers

1946
01:21:21,040 --> 01:21:21,280
Speaker 2: want to.

1947
01:21:22,960 --> 01:21:25,000
Speaker 4: But there's something about the fact that you guys do

1948
01:21:25,160 --> 01:21:28,599
Speaker 4: this that makes you go. You guys are the guys

1949
01:21:28,640 --> 01:21:30,559
Speaker 4: in the locker room that get it, you know? Does

1950
01:21:30,600 --> 01:21:33,040
Speaker 4: that make sense? Like like when when I first met

1951
01:21:33,080 --> 01:21:36,800
Speaker 4: Pat McAfee, I was like, someone's like, you gotta meet

1952
01:21:36,800 --> 01:21:38,800
Speaker 4: Pat McAfee. I can't even remember the first time I

1953
01:21:38,920 --> 01:21:42,120
Speaker 4: met him and I but I was like, the way

1954
01:21:42,160 --> 01:21:44,920
Speaker 4: he talked, I went, I think I get along with

1955
01:21:45,000 --> 01:21:46,519
Speaker 4: this guy. I think I was playing it when he

1956
01:21:46,560 --> 01:21:48,320
Speaker 4: met him, or was he was? He out of the

1957
01:21:48,400 --> 01:21:51,360
Speaker 4: League told me about him first. They told me about

1958
01:21:51,400 --> 01:21:54,320
Speaker 4: him first. You're gonna love Pat McAfee. He's a kicker,

1959
01:21:54,400 --> 01:21:56,320
Speaker 4: a punter, and he does stand up. He did once

1960
01:21:56,360 --> 01:21:58,720
Speaker 4: stand up once he recorded a first special and and

1961
01:21:58,880 --> 01:22:00,880
Speaker 4: hearing the pitch of I was like, I'm not going

1962
01:22:00,960 --> 01:22:02,960
Speaker 4: to like him. And then they're like he got drunks

1963
01:22:03,000 --> 01:22:04,280
Speaker 4: and jumped in the river and I was like, ohkay,

1964
01:22:04,280 --> 01:22:05,920
Speaker 4: I'm back. I like him again, and they're like, but

1965
01:22:06,000 --> 01:22:07,680
Speaker 4: he's sober. Now I go I don't like him. And

1966
01:22:07,760 --> 01:22:09,160
Speaker 4: then they're like, you got to hang out with him,

1967
01:22:09,160 --> 01:22:11,280
Speaker 4: and I was like okay, And I met him, did

1968
01:22:11,320 --> 01:22:15,000
Speaker 4: his show and just the I think he called me

1969
01:22:15,120 --> 01:22:17,439
Speaker 4: Cuzy just was like I was like, I was like, oh,

1970
01:22:17,479 --> 01:22:19,160
Speaker 4: I fucking like this guy. And then I fell in

1971
01:22:19,240 --> 01:22:21,080
Speaker 4: love with him because there's something I do where I

1972
01:22:21,160 --> 01:22:23,760
Speaker 4: talk shit hardcore and I said I'm pretty sure I

1973
01:22:23,760 --> 01:22:26,000
Speaker 4: could kick a forty yard field goal and he was

1974
01:22:26,080 --> 01:22:29,200
Speaker 4: like no, and he's like and I love the way

1975
01:22:29,640 --> 01:22:35,040
Speaker 4: like I love men being men. Where he goes explosivity, Cuzy,

1976
01:22:35,600 --> 01:22:37,559
Speaker 4: you don't have it, I go what and he goes,

1977
01:22:37,800 --> 01:22:39,840
Speaker 4: you don't have it? Let me show you something takes

1978
01:22:39,880 --> 01:22:41,800
Speaker 4: me out and he kicks a soccer ball against his

1979
01:22:41,960 --> 01:22:45,599
Speaker 4: wall a soccer ball and it goes like one hundred

1980
01:22:45,600 --> 01:22:47,519
Speaker 4: and twenty miles an hour, and I'm like, oh, you're right,

1981
01:22:47,560 --> 01:22:51,920
Speaker 4: I don't have that, like there's something about that finite conversation.

1982
01:22:52,080 --> 01:22:55,720
Speaker 4: So Aaron Rodgers we go, I'm in Cleveland, I'm in

1983
01:22:55,840 --> 01:22:58,120
Speaker 4: Green Bay, and I don't realize I'm performing this d.

1984
01:23:00,160 --> 01:23:00,479
Speaker 1: Months ago.

1985
01:23:00,600 --> 01:23:02,519
Speaker 4: It was I'll tell you exactly what it was. It

1986
01:23:02,640 --> 01:23:04,559
Speaker 4: was one week before he got COVID and.

1987
01:23:04,600 --> 01:23:07,479
Speaker 1: So woor does the kids you think out of Little Rogan?

1988
01:23:07,960 --> 01:23:11,519
Speaker 9: It was, it was it was right before you got COVID,

1989
01:23:11,720 --> 01:23:14,519
Speaker 9: Aaron Rodger, COVID, I was, I was. It was literally

1990
01:23:14,520 --> 01:23:17,519
Speaker 9: it was fourteen days before. So we couldn't have given

1991
01:23:17,560 --> 01:23:17,840
Speaker 9: to him.

1992
01:23:18,120 --> 01:23:20,200
Speaker 4: But trust me when I say, aj Hawk texted me,

1993
01:23:20,280 --> 01:23:23,000
Speaker 4: he goes, if you give this motherfucker COVID, all of

1994
01:23:23,120 --> 01:23:24,880
Speaker 4: Green Bay will hate you for the rest of life.

1995
01:23:24,960 --> 01:23:27,240
Speaker 1: Yeah. So so we text.

1996
01:23:27,880 --> 01:23:30,120
Speaker 4: I realized I'm doing an arena in Green Bay and

1997
01:23:30,160 --> 01:23:33,200
Speaker 4: I'm unaware of it. And what happens with arenas is

1998
01:23:33,280 --> 01:23:36,160
Speaker 4: you'll sell ten thousand tickets and then they'll just push

1999
01:23:36,240 --> 01:23:38,840
Speaker 4: the stage back and add two thousand more seats. So

2000
01:23:40,120 --> 01:23:42,200
Speaker 4: not to get two. Inside baseball, the way money works

2001
01:23:42,320 --> 01:23:46,040
Speaker 4: is once you sell past ninety percent, you get a

2002
01:23:46,360 --> 01:23:48,439
Speaker 4: huge portion of the door, and if you're in an arena,

2003
01:23:48,960 --> 01:23:52,120
Speaker 4: that huge portion could be hundreds of thousands of dollars.

2004
01:23:52,600 --> 01:23:55,120
Speaker 4: Once they push it back, you're eighty five percent. Again,

2005
01:23:55,439 --> 01:23:57,880
Speaker 4: they added two thousand seats, so you're constantly in a

2006
01:23:57,920 --> 01:24:02,200
Speaker 4: rush to move tickets. So they pushed the fucking stage back,

2007
01:24:02,240 --> 01:24:04,360
Speaker 4: and I'm like, fucking shit. So I just I'm just

2008
01:24:04,400 --> 01:24:06,400
Speaker 4: trying to get a little cloud or whatever on Twitter.

2009
01:24:06,880 --> 01:24:09,559
Speaker 4: So I write, Hey Aaron Rodgers. I don't I don't

2010
01:24:09,600 --> 01:24:12,320
Speaker 4: know him. I said, Hey Aaron Rodgers, my show's at

2011
01:24:12,400 --> 01:24:14,960
Speaker 4: seven in Green Bay, so if you want to get dinner,

2012
01:24:14,960 --> 01:24:17,439
Speaker 4: it's gonna have to be earlier or later, one or

2013
01:24:17,439 --> 01:24:19,800
Speaker 4: the other. Let me know. And then I get a DM.

2014
01:24:20,320 --> 01:24:23,400
Speaker 4: You trolling me, bro, And I'm like, from Aaron. From Aaron,

2015
01:24:23,760 --> 01:24:25,960
Speaker 4: I call some girl immediately s girls go with famous people.

2016
01:24:26,000 --> 01:24:28,639
Speaker 4: He's all his friends are fucking famous. I go, dude,

2017
01:24:28,680 --> 01:24:31,320
Speaker 4: what the fuck? He goes, all right, calm down, he

2018
01:24:31,439 --> 01:24:34,240
Speaker 4: goes you fucked up. Look, the guy's got a lot

2019
01:24:34,320 --> 01:24:37,800
Speaker 4: on his plate. Just DM and say, hey, big fan,

2020
01:24:38,320 --> 01:24:40,160
Speaker 4: would you like take us to my show tonight, and

2021
01:24:40,240 --> 01:24:41,880
Speaker 4: so I just type that and it doesn't feel like

2022
01:24:41,960 --> 01:24:44,280
Speaker 4: me if I type that, and then Aaron writes back, Oh,

2023
01:24:44,360 --> 01:24:46,240
Speaker 4: thank god, I thought you were fucking with me. He's like,

2024
01:24:46,280 --> 01:24:49,599
Speaker 4: I'm a huge fan. I can't go to the show tonight.

2025
01:24:49,720 --> 01:24:52,920
Speaker 4: I have plans someone's birthday, but a bunch of my

2026
01:24:52,960 --> 01:24:54,720
Speaker 4: guys are going to your show tonight. And I was like,

2027
01:24:54,880 --> 01:24:57,240
Speaker 4: oh cool. This in the morning. So I go to

2028
01:24:57,280 --> 01:24:59,200
Speaker 4: take a jog around Lambeau and as I'm running out,

2029
01:24:59,320 --> 01:25:02,960
Speaker 4: I see h uh uh Runyan. What's running? His first

2030
01:25:03,040 --> 01:25:05,479
Speaker 4: name John? No, it is his dad.

2031
01:25:05,520 --> 01:25:08,120
Speaker 1: I think, yeah, he played in Michigan, right, I think

2032
01:25:08,160 --> 01:25:12,840
Speaker 1: it's the third I think, yeah, I.

2033
01:25:12,880 --> 01:25:14,800
Speaker 4: See John running and a bunch of the offensive line

2034
01:25:14,840 --> 01:25:17,680
Speaker 4: dudes or any John running because I met him after this.

2035
01:25:18,479 --> 01:25:20,679
Speaker 4: So he him and a bunch of his offensive limen

2036
01:25:20,720 --> 01:25:23,200
Speaker 4: are in the van and the going ready to go

2037
01:25:23,280 --> 01:25:26,560
Speaker 4: over to uh. So they're going over to practice and

2038
01:25:26,600 --> 01:25:29,080
Speaker 4: they I'm taking a jog around Lambeau and they're like

2039
01:25:29,400 --> 01:25:32,599
Speaker 4: Bert the Machine, and I freak out because you got

2040
01:25:32,680 --> 01:25:34,400
Speaker 4: to remember, you remember when you were a kid and

2041
01:25:34,479 --> 01:25:36,639
Speaker 4: you didn't think you'd ever meet a professional football player,

2042
01:25:36,960 --> 01:25:39,600
Speaker 4: and then and now I'm still that kid always, and

2043
01:25:40,040 --> 01:25:43,200
Speaker 4: now professional football players recognize me, and I'm like, shut

2044
01:25:43,280 --> 01:25:45,720
Speaker 4: the fuck up. So then I get back and and

2045
01:25:46,040 --> 01:25:48,599
Speaker 4: Aaron texts me again. He dms me again. He's like, hey,

2046
01:25:48,960 --> 01:25:51,200
Speaker 4: a bunch of my guys saw you over at Lambeau

2047
01:25:52,240 --> 01:25:53,880
Speaker 4: where you parked at and I was like, all right,

2048
01:25:53,920 --> 01:25:55,720
Speaker 4: right uside the venue. He's like, he said, cool, if

2049
01:25:55,720 --> 01:26:01,200
Speaker 4: I come by after practice before your show, And I'm like, yeah,

2050
01:26:02,080 --> 01:26:03,519
Speaker 4: and let me say, I'll get back to you.

2051
01:26:03,640 --> 01:26:05,040
Speaker 1: So yeah, So I like get out of and take

2052
01:26:05,080 --> 01:26:05,559
Speaker 1: the schedule.

2053
01:26:06,240 --> 01:26:07,760
Speaker 4: I got out of bed and I'm like, hey, guys,

2054
01:26:07,840 --> 01:26:09,720
Speaker 4: I think Aaron Rodgers is coming by, and they're like,

2055
01:26:09,880 --> 01:26:13,799
Speaker 4: no way, sure enough, man, fucking knock on the window.

2056
01:26:13,920 --> 01:26:16,320
Speaker 4: The shades up. It's Aaron Rodgers. He's like, open up.

2057
01:26:16,360 --> 01:26:17,840
Speaker 8: And I was like, hang on, was this is this

2058
01:26:18,000 --> 01:26:19,640
Speaker 8: like one of the you gotta be fully setted up

2059
01:26:19,640 --> 01:26:21,080
Speaker 8: and do a prayer in the shower type of moment.

2060
01:26:21,240 --> 01:26:23,320
Speaker 4: No, no, no, no, no, no no no, that's only

2061
01:26:23,479 --> 01:26:26,640
Speaker 4: just health stuff in my career. Fucking Aaron Rodgers let

2062
01:26:26,680 --> 01:26:27,000
Speaker 4: a ride.

2063
01:26:27,160 --> 01:26:28,479
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, he had to let a ride.

2064
01:26:28,600 --> 01:26:31,360
Speaker 4: Fucking excuesus. I say prayer for me later but he

2065
01:26:31,479 --> 01:26:33,360
Speaker 4: comes in. He has a jersey. He's like, hey man,

2066
01:26:33,640 --> 01:26:36,519
Speaker 4: is it fresh out of the shower, smells amazing, looks great.

2067
01:26:36,600 --> 01:26:38,960
Speaker 4: Everything you want out of him? Yeah, big fucking hands,

2068
01:26:39,600 --> 01:26:44,120
Speaker 4: sits down, sucking everything, I mean, great, broad shoulders, everything,

2069
01:26:44,720 --> 01:26:46,800
Speaker 4: not shaving. They got the count of reeves look on him.

2070
01:26:46,880 --> 01:26:49,720
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, and he goes uh. He's like, hey man,

2071
01:26:50,760 --> 01:26:52,560
Speaker 4: you know, thanks for doing this. A bunch of my

2072
01:26:52,600 --> 01:26:55,360
Speaker 4: guys coming to show and we're like cool, and we're like,

2073
01:26:55,720 --> 01:26:58,040
Speaker 4: we have cameras out and he's just knocked. He's like yeah.

2074
01:26:58,360 --> 01:27:00,639
Speaker 4: We're like, what's it like living in Green And he's like, ah,

2075
01:27:00,680 --> 01:27:02,080
Speaker 4: you know. And I was like, hold on, let's cut

2076
01:27:02,120 --> 01:27:04,479
Speaker 4: the cameras. And we talked to him for like fucking

2077
01:27:04,560 --> 01:27:06,960
Speaker 4: thirty forty five minutes, just bullshit it with him. He

2078
01:27:07,120 --> 01:27:09,360
Speaker 4: said everything. I mean, he was like the coolest guy

2079
01:27:09,760 --> 01:27:12,160
Speaker 4: in the fucking world. And he's like and then he's like,

2080
01:27:12,160 --> 01:27:13,400
Speaker 4: you might if I get a picture and I was

2081
01:27:13,479 --> 01:27:17,360
Speaker 4: like yeah, and I fucking looked fat as fucking it,

2082
01:27:17,479 --> 01:27:21,320
Speaker 4: and I'm like and then he leaves and he's like, hey,

2083
01:27:21,400 --> 01:27:23,320
Speaker 4: hit me up in LA. I love to hang out

2084
01:27:23,400 --> 01:27:25,160
Speaker 4: and he's all, we in La. This summer, then we

2085
01:27:25,200 --> 01:27:26,840
Speaker 4: can get together and bring get a good chicks together.

2086
01:27:26,840 --> 01:27:28,120
Speaker 4: And I was like, I'm not bringing my fucking wife

2087
01:27:28,160 --> 01:27:31,120
Speaker 4: aro on hers before christ. I was like, the fuck,

2088
01:27:31,479 --> 01:27:33,400
Speaker 4: let me get a fucking prostitute. I'll bring her with

2089
01:27:33,960 --> 01:27:36,920
Speaker 4: my wife at home. Fucking this is so Jesus. So

2090
01:27:37,120 --> 01:27:39,760
Speaker 4: we uh and and then I texted him from time

2091
01:27:39,840 --> 01:27:42,040
Speaker 4: to time and he, I mean he, I think he's

2092
01:27:42,080 --> 01:27:43,280
Speaker 4: no no service number.

2093
01:27:43,280 --> 01:27:45,479
Speaker 9: Now it's no longer a DM. I don't know how

2094
01:27:45,560 --> 01:27:49,479
Speaker 9: cool this is time right now? No, I texted him

2095
01:27:49,479 --> 01:27:50,280
Speaker 9: the other day as a reply.

2096
01:27:54,720 --> 01:27:56,519
Speaker 4: You know. The cool part is is when you go

2097
01:27:56,640 --> 01:28:00,719
Speaker 4: to my book, the very first number this two a's

2098
01:28:00,760 --> 01:28:03,040
Speaker 4: and his name is Aaron Rodgers. I love it.

2099
01:28:04,200 --> 01:28:06,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, And so imagine being that famous or some of

2100
01:28:06,960 --> 01:28:08,560
Speaker 1: the on their phone about how cool is that?

2101
01:28:08,920 --> 01:28:11,000
Speaker 4: I got some good ones? I got some good ones

2102
01:28:11,080 --> 01:28:11,360
Speaker 4: in here.

2103
01:28:11,800 --> 01:28:14,120
Speaker 1: This is I'll tell you the most famous person in

2104
01:28:14,160 --> 01:28:15,599
Speaker 1: that phone is I'll.

2105
01:28:15,400 --> 01:28:17,280
Speaker 4: Tell you what. I you know what, there's something fucking

2106
01:28:17,320 --> 01:28:21,080
Speaker 4: wrong with my fucking thing. Is the most famous person

2107
01:28:21,160 --> 01:28:25,080
Speaker 4: on the phone. Uh, it's probably got to be Joe No. Oh, yeah,

2108
01:28:25,080 --> 01:28:25,519
Speaker 4: I guess it is.

2109
01:28:26,280 --> 01:28:27,479
Speaker 1: Joe. Abo's kind of a boring one.

2110
01:28:27,920 --> 01:28:31,320
Speaker 4: A boring one. Yeah, I got all though.

2111
01:28:32,640 --> 01:28:34,800
Speaker 1: Wild how insanely famous he is.

2112
01:28:34,920 --> 01:28:38,400
Speaker 4: It's bizarre to me because I don't know him to be.

2113
01:28:38,520 --> 01:28:39,639
Speaker 1: That when you met him.

2114
01:28:39,920 --> 01:28:41,519
Speaker 2: Was he he's obviously in the place he is now

2115
01:28:41,560 --> 01:28:44,360
Speaker 2: because it's been the last three years, have been through

2116
01:28:44,400 --> 01:28:46,920
Speaker 2: the roof, But when you first met him, was he

2117
01:28:47,120 --> 01:28:48,519
Speaker 2: even close to that?

2118
01:28:48,800 --> 01:28:48,840
Speaker 1: No?

2119
01:28:49,120 --> 01:28:50,400
Speaker 4: No, he would He had been kicked out of the

2120
01:28:50,400 --> 01:28:53,080
Speaker 4: comedy story. He wasn't allowed to perform there. Why they

2121
01:28:53,360 --> 01:28:58,000
Speaker 4: u He's taped Carlos Mencia stealing jokes and got on

2122
01:28:58,080 --> 01:29:00,960
Speaker 4: stage and you and they can to other comedy story.

2123
01:29:01,120 --> 01:29:04,680
Speaker 4: Wasn't He was doing spots at the ice house. He

2124
01:29:04,720 --> 01:29:05,320
Speaker 4: had a great house.

2125
01:29:05,360 --> 01:29:07,400
Speaker 1: He had money, Fear factory guy at this point.

2126
01:29:07,439 --> 01:29:09,559
Speaker 4: No, No, he had fear actively canceled. He made money.

2127
01:29:09,640 --> 01:29:11,639
Speaker 1: He definitely had money, right, he had money.

2128
01:29:11,680 --> 01:29:13,800
Speaker 4: He definitely had money, but he didn't have the money

2129
01:29:13,840 --> 01:29:17,519
Speaker 4: he had today, like meaning his money is is? Uh

2130
01:29:18,080 --> 01:29:23,560
Speaker 4: is it's almost like being a king, like yes, like

2131
01:29:23,920 --> 01:29:25,679
Speaker 4: you know, it's like we were talking about sem cells

2132
01:29:25,880 --> 01:29:29,920
Speaker 4: like just like like just it. He'll say things and

2133
01:29:30,280 --> 01:29:33,880
Speaker 4: you know, and but not he's not disconnected, but like

2134
01:29:35,520 --> 01:29:39,240
Speaker 4: just it's like I remember him taking flying me and

2135
01:29:39,320 --> 01:29:42,680
Speaker 4: Tom up first class up to it was like, hey,

2136
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Speaker 4: deanctually in the podcast, I got you guys a trip

2137
01:29:44,520 --> 01:29:47,560
Speaker 4: to San Francisco to go see a basketball game. He's like,

2138
01:29:47,600 --> 01:29:48,960
Speaker 4: what are the kind of seats that you want? And

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01:29:49,000 --> 01:29:51,720
Speaker 4: Tom's like courtside and he goes, cool, Yeah, I got

2140
01:29:51,760 --> 01:29:54,559
Speaker 4: you two court side seats for the Calves and the Warriors.

2141
01:29:54,960 --> 01:29:56,120
Speaker 4: I fly you up and put you up in the

2142
01:29:56,160 --> 01:29:58,920
Speaker 4: four seasons, Get dinner. We have a dinner set up

2143
01:29:58,960 --> 01:30:00,519
Speaker 4: for you guys, and then fly you back. Thanks for

2144
01:30:00,560 --> 01:30:02,800
Speaker 4: doing the podcast. And Tim' like Joe, there's a lot

2145
01:30:02,840 --> 01:30:04,200
Speaker 4: of money and he goes, I'll make a lot of

2146
01:30:04,240 --> 01:30:06,880
Speaker 4: money and we're like, yeah, that, by the way, is

2147
01:30:06,920 --> 01:30:09,400
Speaker 4: trickled down to the way that I see the world

2148
01:30:09,439 --> 01:30:12,519
Speaker 4: because you do. The thing that Joe's really great about

2149
01:30:12,680 --> 01:30:16,040
Speaker 4: teaching us is that money doesn't fucking matter, and if

2150
01:30:16,080 --> 01:30:20,360
Speaker 4: you're not having fun, none of this fucking counts. And

2151
01:30:20,479 --> 01:30:22,360
Speaker 4: so Joe is the first one to buy a compound

2152
01:30:22,760 --> 01:30:25,840
Speaker 4: and like build out his podcast studio and have a

2153
01:30:26,040 --> 01:30:29,400
Speaker 4: gym and a fucking and a fucking VR room and

2154
01:30:29,560 --> 01:30:31,600
Speaker 4: a deprivation tank and a sauna and a bow and

2155
01:30:31,760 --> 01:30:34,799
Speaker 4: arrow archery range and like and then the podcast studio,

2156
01:30:34,920 --> 01:30:36,680
Speaker 4: and like he was the first one to come, and

2157
01:30:36,760 --> 01:30:38,839
Speaker 4: then Tom did that. Now Tom's got a huge compound

2158
01:30:38,880 --> 01:30:41,280
Speaker 4: in Austin, and Joe's got one in Austin. And then

2159
01:30:41,560 --> 01:30:43,519
Speaker 4: you start going, yeah, you should invest in yourself, you

2160
01:30:43,560 --> 01:30:46,000
Speaker 4: should make your product better and and double down on

2161
01:30:46,120 --> 01:30:48,160
Speaker 4: your own your own self, and you should have fun

2162
01:30:48,320 --> 01:30:51,320
Speaker 4: like and I think that's like, and I see that.

2163
01:30:51,439 --> 01:30:57,479
Speaker 4: Like I told KFC and both of them, John and

2164
01:30:58,080 --> 01:31:01,920
Speaker 4: Kevin yesterday, I said I was talking about disappearing. I

2165
01:31:02,000 --> 01:31:04,639
Speaker 4: was wanting to do the pull Dave spell and just disappear.

2166
01:31:05,240 --> 01:31:07,680
Speaker 4: It's very romantic to me. Now I understand why he

2167
01:31:07,760 --> 01:31:09,640
Speaker 4: did it. It's not because he's crazy. It's because you

2168
01:31:09,680 --> 01:31:11,560
Speaker 4: have so much shit going on in your life that

2169
01:31:11,920 --> 01:31:14,559
Speaker 4: you actually don't ever get a break. You never ever

2170
01:31:14,640 --> 01:31:16,000
Speaker 4: get a break. Even when they say you have a

2171
01:31:16,080 --> 01:31:18,720
Speaker 4: day off, they still come at you agents, managers. And

2172
01:31:18,760 --> 01:31:20,719
Speaker 4: I have so much going on. I have the fully

2173
01:31:20,760 --> 01:31:23,679
Speaker 4: loaded comedy Festus in June. We're doing two weeks in June.

2174
01:31:24,040 --> 01:31:26,559
Speaker 4: I have this tour. I have the Greek Sinco de Mayo.

2175
01:31:26,840 --> 01:31:29,240
Speaker 4: We've added Red Rocks like, I've all these things. I

2176
01:31:29,280 --> 01:31:31,519
Speaker 4: have a movie, I have a TV show. I have

2177
01:31:31,680 --> 01:31:34,599
Speaker 4: so much shit going on, two bears, one cave Bird

2178
01:31:34,720 --> 01:31:39,360
Speaker 4: cast that disappearing to South Africa sounds very romantic. Leaving

2179
01:31:39,400 --> 01:31:42,160
Speaker 4: my phone, getting on a plane, no one my family,

2180
01:31:42,240 --> 01:31:44,679
Speaker 4: no one knows where I am. It sounds really romantic.

2181
01:31:44,720 --> 01:31:46,360
Speaker 4: And I was saying to those guys yesterday and then

2182
01:31:46,360 --> 01:31:48,560
Speaker 4: they were like, I want to do that. Because I

2183
01:31:48,680 --> 01:31:51,280
Speaker 4: texted my team. I was like, hey, everyone, after passports,

2184
01:31:51,320 --> 01:31:53,719
Speaker 4: let's go to Paris next week, right after we're done touring.

2185
01:31:53,880 --> 01:31:55,879
Speaker 4: Let's just go to Paris. But I have dinner, disappear.

2186
01:31:56,080 --> 01:31:57,920
Speaker 4: Don't tell anyone We're all going to Paris. And then

2187
01:31:58,040 --> 01:32:01,479
Speaker 4: two of my cunts were like no, and so I

2188
01:32:01,560 --> 01:32:03,240
Speaker 4: was like, all right, fuck you guys. So I said

2189
01:32:03,280 --> 01:32:06,280
Speaker 4: it's John and Kevin and they were like, uh, we'll go.

2190
01:32:06,920 --> 01:32:10,200
Speaker 4: So I said yesterday, I went all right, I say

2191
01:32:10,280 --> 01:32:13,000
Speaker 4: here's the deal. And the same goes for you guys.

2192
01:32:13,160 --> 01:32:14,880
Speaker 4: By the way, if you if you were interested, let

2193
01:32:14,960 --> 01:32:19,000
Speaker 4: me know, I'm gonna give you a text. And you

2194
01:32:19,080 --> 01:32:22,599
Speaker 4: got twenty four hours to getting randomly randomly, you gotta

2195
01:32:22,640 --> 01:32:24,000
Speaker 4: know you gotta and you gotta know, you gotta tell

2196
01:32:24,040 --> 01:32:26,040
Speaker 4: me you're in, and you got to know that you're in.

2197
01:32:26,479 --> 01:32:29,320
Speaker 4: But I'll give you a text and I'll say JFK

2198
01:32:29,560 --> 01:32:32,960
Speaker 4: and I'll take it. We're gonna go somewhere for three days,

2199
01:32:33,040 --> 01:32:37,880
Speaker 4: two nights, just fucking bounce, just fucking bounce where one

2200
01:32:37,960 --> 01:32:42,320
Speaker 4: outfit bounce and fucking It could be Portugal, it could

2201
01:32:42,320 --> 01:32:45,479
Speaker 4: be France, it could be Lithuania, it could be it's

2202
01:32:45,680 --> 01:32:46,439
Speaker 4: Czech Republic.

2203
01:32:46,520 --> 01:32:47,040
Speaker 5: But we go in.

2204
01:32:47,400 --> 01:32:49,840
Speaker 4: We got a hotel. We land early in the morning,

2205
01:32:50,040 --> 01:32:53,960
Speaker 4: party all day, dinner that night, wake up the next day,

2206
01:32:54,080 --> 01:32:58,200
Speaker 4: full day of activities, fun fucking shit, big dinner that night,

2207
01:32:58,240 --> 01:33:00,400
Speaker 4: wake up the next morning. We're home Monday by three o'clock.

2208
01:33:01,240 --> 01:33:01,880
Speaker 1: That sounds like good.

2209
01:33:01,880 --> 01:33:03,240
Speaker 4: I told both of them. I said, I have to

2210
01:33:03,320 --> 01:33:04,120
Speaker 4: let my wife know right.

2211
01:33:04,040 --> 01:33:07,360
Speaker 2: When I get home, sweetheart fat my wife too rabell,

2212
01:33:07,400 --> 01:33:09,799
Speaker 2: But hey, let you know, this might happen in October.

2213
01:33:09,840 --> 01:33:10,479
Speaker 1: How am I going to go?

2214
01:33:10,960 --> 01:33:13,120
Speaker 4: It won't happen day, It won't hap it in October.

2215
01:33:13,280 --> 01:33:13,600
Speaker 5: Do you have that?

2216
01:33:14,080 --> 01:33:15,640
Speaker 1: Can you give me like a general.

2217
01:33:15,439 --> 01:33:18,559
Speaker 4: I've already booked it. Oh shit, yeah, yeah, we've already

2218
01:33:18,560 --> 01:33:20,720
Speaker 4: booked it, like we've already we've started the ball in motion.

2219
01:33:21,120 --> 01:33:23,040
Speaker 1: Oh, you've already booked the text that you already.

2220
01:33:23,320 --> 01:33:25,439
Speaker 4: I already know, I already know, I already know kind

2221
01:33:25,439 --> 01:33:27,639
Speaker 4: of where we're going. I'm not going to tell them

2222
01:33:27,880 --> 01:33:30,160
Speaker 4: South America. No, you know well.

2223
01:33:31,560 --> 01:33:33,080
Speaker 1: That I don't want to know that this trip that

2224
01:33:33,120 --> 01:33:35,200
Speaker 1: you're thinking of is where we get the text.

2225
01:33:35,400 --> 01:33:37,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, you get a text and you go, this isn't

2226
01:33:37,200 --> 01:33:37,680
Speaker 4: something like.

2227
01:33:38,240 --> 01:33:39,720
Speaker 1: You know, I'll do it one day for you guys.

2228
01:33:39,760 --> 01:33:41,160
Speaker 4: I think this is something I'll do it for one

2229
01:33:41,200 --> 01:33:42,200
Speaker 4: day for you guys. If you guys want to do

2230
01:33:42,240 --> 01:33:43,680
Speaker 4: your own one, I can do your own one. I

2231
01:33:43,760 --> 01:33:44,439
Speaker 4: can do your ow one for.

2232
01:33:44,720 --> 01:33:46,880
Speaker 1: I'm a lot for any of them. Lost are we

2233
01:33:46,960 --> 01:33:47,680
Speaker 1: invited to this one?

2234
01:33:47,800 --> 01:33:48,519
Speaker 4: Invited to this one?

2235
01:33:48,840 --> 01:33:50,120
Speaker 1: But we don't know when it is until we get

2236
01:33:50,160 --> 01:33:50,479
Speaker 1: the text.

2237
01:33:50,720 --> 01:33:52,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, you get a text, I'll give it to you

2238
01:33:52,680 --> 01:33:54,160
Speaker 4: a little further out in advance, because you guys got

2239
01:33:54,240 --> 01:33:54,719
Speaker 4: to get the JFK.

2240
01:33:54,840 --> 01:33:56,360
Speaker 1: When's your's you two around.

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01:33:56,600 --> 01:34:00,479
Speaker 4: Uh May May fifteenth, and then I'm K and then

2242
01:34:00,479 --> 01:34:04,439
Speaker 4: I'm doing Rogan JFK JFK and then I'm doing Rogan

2243
01:34:04,520 --> 01:34:05,120
Speaker 4: on the eighteenth.

2244
01:34:06,439 --> 01:34:09,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know who JFK is in Dallas, And so

2245
01:34:10,280 --> 01:34:11,880
Speaker 1: we toured it that one time we went out.

2246
01:34:12,080 --> 01:34:14,200
Speaker 4: But the way so so this is the way that

2247
01:34:14,400 --> 01:34:17,800
Speaker 4: Rogan's brain creeps into my brain. He would do that

2248
01:34:17,960 --> 01:34:21,080
Speaker 4: in a heartbeat. He would do that in a heartbeat

2249
01:34:21,160 --> 01:34:24,400
Speaker 4: and go and go, guys, let's just fucking bounce. Let's

2250
01:34:24,400 --> 01:34:27,760
Speaker 4: go somewhere. But Rogan is very private. I am not.

2251
01:34:28,640 --> 01:34:30,960
Speaker 4: And I know for a fact that if we all

2252
01:34:31,040 --> 01:34:34,000
Speaker 4: went we first of all, we'd talk about it for

2253
01:34:34,280 --> 01:34:36,040
Speaker 4: a week, right, it would be the funnest thing we

2254
01:34:36,120 --> 01:34:38,280
Speaker 4: ever did. We'd all put them on social media. It

2255
01:34:38,320 --> 01:34:41,280
Speaker 4: would be great business for all of us because all

2256
01:34:41,360 --> 01:34:43,240
Speaker 4: my fans would be like, holy shit, what are they

2257
01:34:43,320 --> 01:34:46,320
Speaker 4: fucking doing in Lithuania. And they'd be like, God damn it.

2258
01:34:46,439 --> 01:34:51,760
Speaker 4: Everyone would get fun. It's not let them and so

2259
01:34:52,400 --> 01:34:52,880
Speaker 4: my language.

2260
01:34:52,960 --> 01:34:56,479
Speaker 1: We bring our boys, but one of them, Oh.

2261
01:34:58,040 --> 01:35:00,840
Speaker 4: Let cam Ling, I'm keviny John, bring one dude because

2262
01:35:00,840 --> 01:35:02,639
Speaker 4: they want to they want to film it for the podcast.

2263
01:35:02,760 --> 01:35:04,720
Speaker 4: We got guys, So I hope you can bring one guy.

2264
01:35:05,040 --> 01:35:06,759
Speaker 4: They're gonna fly coach. You guys will fly business.

2265
01:35:07,160 --> 01:35:11,759
Speaker 2: Yeah, uh, ladies, joemight I know we're in we're interrupting

2266
01:35:11,800 --> 01:35:13,599
Speaker 2: again and it's fucking pissing everybody off.

2267
01:35:13,640 --> 01:35:14,200
Speaker 1: But here's the deal.

2268
01:35:14,560 --> 01:35:16,640
Speaker 2: If it's Tuesday and you're watching part one. If it's

2269
01:35:16,720 --> 01:35:19,040
Speaker 2: Thursday and you're watching part two right now, in between

2270
01:35:19,080 --> 01:35:22,160
Speaker 2: those two right here, like my noses, merch is dropping.

2271
01:35:22,280 --> 01:35:24,160
Speaker 2: We got hats, we got t shirts, we got everything

2272
01:35:24,320 --> 01:35:28,080
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2273
01:35:28,200 --> 01:35:33,120
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2274
01:35:33,160 --> 01:35:34,000
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Speaker 5: Here's what we're gonna do.

2276
01:35:34,640 --> 01:35:37,120
Speaker 2: Said, don't even say word, gret put it right there

2277
01:35:37,439 --> 01:35:39,240
Speaker 2: right because what we pay you guys for right to

2278
01:35:39,320 --> 01:35:41,200
Speaker 2: do cool ship like this. I have a cool bar

2279
01:35:41,320 --> 01:35:43,280
Speaker 2: in my hand now that if you just click this link,

2280
01:35:43,280 --> 01:35:45,839
Speaker 2: it's gonna send you the merch. It's new, it's beautiful.

2281
01:35:45,840 --> 01:35:48,240
Speaker 2: You're gonna love it. Please enjoy the rest of the show.

2282
01:35:48,280 --> 01:35:50,200
Speaker 2: Whether it's you can buy us tomorrow or you could

2283
01:35:50,200 --> 01:35:52,679
Speaker 2: have bought this yesterday. Please enjoy the rest of the show.

2284
01:35:52,760 --> 01:35:54,320
Speaker 2: Love you so much, big hugs, tiny kisses.

2285
01:35:55,360 --> 01:36:01,160
Speaker 4: All right, So Joe super private. You're so super private.

2286
01:36:01,160 --> 01:36:03,120
Speaker 4: It's a super private, and so like he likes to

2287
01:36:03,320 --> 01:36:05,160
Speaker 4: he loves to have fun, right, he loves to have fun.

2288
01:36:05,240 --> 01:36:07,240
Speaker 4: He loves to have a good time. But he's very

2289
01:36:07,360 --> 01:36:09,040
Speaker 4: very private. So you know, you know, you don't even

2290
01:36:09,080 --> 01:36:11,840
Speaker 4: really I don't bring my phone out around him because

2291
01:36:11,960 --> 01:36:13,719
Speaker 4: he's you know, he's one of the things.

2292
01:36:13,520 --> 01:36:15,160
Speaker 2: Most like you're supposed to know when you're with him

2293
01:36:15,200 --> 01:36:17,040
Speaker 2: and say, he doesn't like, don't take videos in, don't

2294
01:36:17,040 --> 01:36:17,320
Speaker 2: look at.

2295
01:36:17,280 --> 01:36:18,240
Speaker 4: Him, yah, yeah, don't look.

2296
01:36:18,160 --> 01:36:18,599
Speaker 1: Him in the eyes.

2297
01:36:20,000 --> 01:36:24,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's just like he's the most famous person. Like

2298
01:36:24,439 --> 01:36:26,280
Speaker 4: we we went we're all hanging out in the green room,

2299
01:36:26,360 --> 01:36:28,800
Speaker 4: and I told my friends that were with us, I said,

2300
01:36:29,240 --> 01:36:32,599
Speaker 4: just don't talk. Don't talk, because he's the most famous

2301
01:36:32,640 --> 01:36:35,439
Speaker 4: person in the world. And so like he like, just

2302
01:36:35,479 --> 01:36:37,759
Speaker 4: don't talk. You don't. He's wants to hang out comics,

2303
01:36:37,800 --> 01:36:39,320
Speaker 4: and I'm letting you come in and hang out with comics.

2304
01:36:39,360 --> 01:36:43,000
Speaker 4: We're just comics talking comic shit. We're talking bullshit, we're gossiping,

2305
01:36:43,040 --> 01:36:45,120
Speaker 4: we're doing all the shit comics do. Don't jump in

2306
01:36:45,200 --> 01:36:47,920
Speaker 4: and talk. And my buddy's like okay, And then he's like, Joe,

2307
01:36:48,000 --> 01:36:49,800
Speaker 4: do you stretch when you wake up? And Joe's like,

2308
01:36:50,280 --> 01:36:51,400
Speaker 4: the fuck are you doing.

2309
01:36:53,080 --> 01:36:53,320
Speaker 2: Tough?

2310
01:36:53,439 --> 01:36:55,800
Speaker 9: I mean, all of us we started we started talking

2311
01:36:55,800 --> 01:36:57,640
Speaker 9: about it and shut the funk up.

2312
01:36:57,640 --> 01:36:59,719
Speaker 4: And he's like what He's like, Joe, are you scared

2313
01:36:59,760 --> 01:37:02,280
Speaker 4: to draw race cars? Because we started two bears want racing,

2314
01:37:02,360 --> 01:37:05,040
Speaker 4: and he's like, what the fuck. And then you're like,

2315
01:37:05,120 --> 01:37:07,480
Speaker 4: I'm so sorry, and it's like it's like Tom's.

2316
01:37:07,160 --> 01:37:08,400
Speaker 1: Eyes to apologize.

2317
01:37:08,479 --> 01:37:10,439
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's toughly have apologize for somebody.

2318
01:37:10,680 --> 01:37:13,680
Speaker 4: But uh but yeah, But so like I think, I

2319
01:37:13,800 --> 01:37:17,040
Speaker 4: think always of the the macro. Is that it? And

2320
01:37:17,120 --> 01:37:18,200
Speaker 4: so I think of the big picture?

2321
01:37:18,280 --> 01:37:18,600
Speaker 10: Is that right?

2322
01:37:18,760 --> 01:37:20,400
Speaker 4: That means I think of the big picture and I

2323
01:37:20,479 --> 01:37:23,960
Speaker 4: go first of all, First of all, life's about great experiences.

2324
01:37:24,360 --> 01:37:28,400
Speaker 4: I believe that I know for a fact. And this

2325
01:37:28,479 --> 01:37:31,080
Speaker 4: is another is a Tom thing. Tom when he's on tour,

2326
01:37:31,439 --> 01:37:34,280
Speaker 4: he flies out friends he grew up with, flies him

2327
01:37:34,280 --> 01:37:36,640
Speaker 4: out first class, brings them out on tour with him.

2328
01:37:36,760 --> 01:37:38,599
Speaker 4: They sit on the bus, they fly private around when

2329
01:37:38,640 --> 01:37:40,880
Speaker 4: he goes because he fly he flies private from gig

2330
01:37:40,920 --> 01:37:43,160
Speaker 4: to gig. The bus meets him, takes him out to

2331
01:37:43,240 --> 01:37:46,479
Speaker 4: nice dinners, has big, big experiences, goes to the Soho

2332
01:37:46,640 --> 01:37:48,760
Speaker 4: Club and brings a friend that maybe wouldn't get to

2333
01:37:48,840 --> 01:37:52,560
Speaker 4: experience that brings them and then says, hey, man, I

2334
01:37:52,800 --> 01:37:55,479
Speaker 4: just want you to enjoy it. I want I Tom

2335
01:37:55,880 --> 01:37:58,519
Speaker 4: enjoys watching people have a good time. It really does.

2336
01:37:58,720 --> 01:38:00,640
Speaker 4: That's how we got in this present battle is he

2337
01:38:00,840 --> 01:38:04,960
Speaker 4: enjoys watching you. Making you happy makes Tom happy and

2338
01:38:05,120 --> 01:38:08,800
Speaker 4: so and I never realized that until Tom. Kind of

2339
01:38:09,000 --> 01:38:11,439
Speaker 4: Tom and Joe are the same way. They're both that way.

2340
01:38:12,040 --> 01:38:15,200
Speaker 4: You know, if you ever say anything about any anything

2341
01:38:15,280 --> 01:38:18,080
Speaker 4: you ever would want in front of Joe, it is

2342
01:38:18,280 --> 01:38:20,280
Speaker 4: at your front door the next day. I remember one

2343
01:38:20,320 --> 01:38:22,679
Speaker 4: time he was like, hey, you're running on a bullshit treadmill.

2344
01:38:23,160 --> 01:38:24,560
Speaker 4: I was like, well, what's one should I get? And

2345
01:38:24,560 --> 01:38:26,759
Speaker 4: he goes the air Runner It's the fucking legit treadmill.

2346
01:38:27,120 --> 01:38:28,400
Speaker 4: And I was like, I don't know what the fuck

2347
01:38:28,479 --> 01:38:30,000
Speaker 4: is it? And I go, Joe, it's five thousand dollars.

2348
01:38:30,080 --> 01:38:33,080
Speaker 4: He goes next day it's in my fucking driveway and

2349
01:38:33,200 --> 01:38:34,920
Speaker 4: I'm like, shit, I'm like, and it's a five thousand

2350
01:38:34,920 --> 01:38:38,559
Speaker 4: dollars treadmill that I fucking hated. I hated this fucking treadmill.

2351
01:38:38,840 --> 01:38:41,280
Speaker 4: I fucking wish I had my bullshit treadmill back. It

2352
01:38:41,360 --> 01:38:43,320
Speaker 4: was such a cheap, and this thing's like, fucking you

2353
01:38:43,360 --> 01:38:45,639
Speaker 4: gotta move it with your own fucking feet. I fucking

2354
01:38:45,800 --> 01:38:50,120
Speaker 4: this thing sucks. Dick, fucking smoker, two thousand dollars to

2355
01:38:50,160 --> 01:38:53,479
Speaker 4: do all the work I had this idea One time

2356
01:38:53,600 --> 01:38:55,320
Speaker 4: for my birthday. I was like, everyone wants to buy

2357
01:38:55,400 --> 01:38:57,720
Speaker 4: my family wants to buy me my presence, but I

2358
01:38:57,760 --> 01:38:59,600
Speaker 4: don't want what that. I want something. I want to

2359
01:38:59,600 --> 01:39:01,920
Speaker 4: motorcycle cool, right, like I don't want like a mole.

2360
01:39:02,000 --> 01:39:05,040
Speaker 4: Do you want a fucking Harley Chopper, Harley bober a

2361
01:39:05,120 --> 01:39:08,200
Speaker 4: Bobber I want to think hard would be.

2362
01:39:08,880 --> 01:39:10,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, Barber's are doing choppers are cool, But I say,

2363
01:39:10,920 --> 01:39:13,719
Speaker 2: like choppers were cool and like, uh was it Orange

2364
01:39:13,960 --> 01:39:14,719
Speaker 2: County Chopper?

2365
01:39:16,280 --> 01:39:18,679
Speaker 1: I want a chopper like a Bobber hard.

2366
01:39:18,800 --> 01:39:21,280
Speaker 2: Now there's a there's a company in Japan that does

2367
01:39:21,400 --> 01:39:25,200
Speaker 2: like super retro Bobber type like Matt tires in the

2368
01:39:25,280 --> 01:39:26,800
Speaker 2: front and they go hard.

2369
01:39:26,800 --> 01:39:30,040
Speaker 9: I think it's called like something beetle. But anyway, yeah,

2370
01:39:30,200 --> 01:39:32,080
Speaker 9: so you want to hard, so and so one Chris

2371
01:39:32,240 --> 01:39:35,640
Speaker 9: one birthday. This is gonna sound so fucking stupid. Is

2372
01:39:35,680 --> 01:39:37,840
Speaker 9: an idea that I had that I think really does work.

2373
01:39:38,160 --> 01:39:39,559
Speaker 9: And I don't know why they don't have this as

2374
01:39:39,600 --> 01:39:41,080
Speaker 9: a business. Maybe I'll create this.

2375
01:39:42,200 --> 01:39:45,040
Speaker 4: I started to go fund me for myself, yeah, saying

2376
01:39:45,280 --> 01:39:49,080
Speaker 4: to my family, not to my fans, to my family, Hey,

2377
01:39:49,760 --> 01:39:52,519
Speaker 4: I've made myself a GoFundMe instead of buying me the

2378
01:39:52,560 --> 01:39:54,400
Speaker 4: bullshit present, take the money and put in the go

2379
01:39:54,479 --> 01:39:56,200
Speaker 4: fund me so I can buy something I want. So

2380
01:39:56,320 --> 01:39:58,200
Speaker 4: like my mom my, sister, is my wife, everyone, I

2381
01:39:58,240 --> 01:40:00,240
Speaker 4: don't want them fun You're gonna give me, give me

2382
01:40:00,280 --> 01:40:01,920
Speaker 4: the money and then I can buy myself what I want.

2383
01:40:02,479 --> 01:40:06,280
Speaker 4: But I accidentally when you start to go fundme, it

2384
01:40:06,360 --> 01:40:09,960
Speaker 4: posts immediately to Twitter, and so it looked like I

2385
01:40:10,080 --> 01:40:11,879
Speaker 4: was starting going to go fund me for my birthday

2386
01:40:12,560 --> 01:40:14,840
Speaker 4: and Joe just call oh no, I wanted a grill.

2387
01:40:14,840 --> 01:40:16,800
Speaker 4: I wanted a Links grill. I wanted a Links grill,

2388
01:40:17,080 --> 01:40:18,560
Speaker 4: and so that's what I wanted. So I was like,

2389
01:40:18,680 --> 01:40:20,680
Speaker 4: just I want the grill. This is the go fund me.

2390
01:40:20,720 --> 01:40:23,160
Speaker 4: I want the grill. So don't fucking give me a present,

2391
01:40:23,320 --> 01:40:26,479
Speaker 4: give me money and I'll buy my Links grill, and

2392
01:40:26,720 --> 01:40:29,680
Speaker 4: fucking I posted as the second and posted. Joe goes,

2393
01:40:29,720 --> 01:40:32,200
Speaker 4: what the fuck are you doing? The grill will be

2394
01:40:32,240 --> 01:40:34,760
Speaker 4: there tomorrow. Take this down. It's embarrassing, and I go,

2395
01:40:35,040 --> 01:40:36,400
Speaker 4: the fuck are you talking about? And he goes the

2396
01:40:36,479 --> 01:40:38,280
Speaker 4: go fund me. I go, how did you get it?

2397
01:40:38,320 --> 01:40:40,800
Speaker 4: And he goes, you posted a fucking Twitter. He goes,

2398
01:40:40,840 --> 01:40:42,599
Speaker 4: Your fans are like, what the fuck bird, you can't

2399
01:40:42,600 --> 01:40:45,160
Speaker 4: buy a grill. I was like, I was like, just like,

2400
01:40:45,320 --> 01:40:47,360
Speaker 4: I'm embarrassed for you. I will send you a grill

2401
01:40:47,400 --> 01:40:49,880
Speaker 4: tomorrow and here no, Joe, it was just I couldn't

2402
01:40:49,880 --> 01:40:51,640
Speaker 4: even explain it. I go just puts me about my

2403
01:40:51,680 --> 01:40:52,960
Speaker 4: friends and my family, but.

2404
01:40:53,200 --> 01:40:56,200
Speaker 1: They should be A birthday thing is birthday fund me?

2405
01:40:56,320 --> 01:40:57,080
Speaker 1: A birthday fund me?

2406
01:40:57,160 --> 01:40:58,880
Speaker 4: Were like, you set up a birthday fund me and

2407
01:40:58,920 --> 01:41:00,479
Speaker 4: then you're and you go send it to your friends

2408
01:41:00,520 --> 01:41:03,080
Speaker 4: of himily and go, hey, I want to get something

2409
01:41:03,120 --> 01:41:03,559
Speaker 4: that I want.

2410
01:41:03,640 --> 01:41:05,680
Speaker 2: If you invented that too, would take away all the

2411
01:41:05,760 --> 01:41:08,120
Speaker 2: fucking when you get a gift you don't want and

2412
01:41:08,160 --> 01:41:08,639
Speaker 2: you're like, oh.

2413
01:41:08,640 --> 01:41:10,599
Speaker 4: Thanks, it would. I bet it would cut down on waste.

2414
01:41:10,920 --> 01:41:12,680
Speaker 4: It would how many presidents you have in your house

2415
01:41:12,720 --> 01:41:12,960
Speaker 4: that you go.

2416
01:41:13,040 --> 01:41:16,920
Speaker 1: You're going green at this point? Yeah, outstanding, But it

2417
01:41:17,000 --> 01:41:19,719
Speaker 1: kind of cuts down on creativity though. That is true,

2418
01:41:19,760 --> 01:41:21,280
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, because there's somebody say the

2419
01:41:21,280 --> 01:41:22,360
Speaker 1: gifts you don't even know you want.

2420
01:41:22,479 --> 01:41:24,320
Speaker 9: Yeah, you guys buy each other, bird take gifts. So

2421
01:41:24,439 --> 01:41:26,479
Speaker 9: we heard about what you guys do, and we we

2422
01:41:26,600 --> 01:41:29,719
Speaker 9: look it. I kind of want to and you should

2423
01:41:29,720 --> 01:41:31,040
Speaker 9: do it. You should do it and you should start it.

2424
01:41:31,520 --> 01:41:36,680
Speaker 1: I should start it. Should as gifts. I've given some

2425
01:41:36,800 --> 01:41:37,400
Speaker 1: rad gifts to you.

2426
01:41:38,160 --> 01:41:40,320
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, some unique ship you and like that's all

2427
01:41:40,320 --> 01:41:42,200
Speaker 8: I was gonna say to the creativity part, like I

2428
01:41:42,240 --> 01:41:44,640
Speaker 8: would think it's something, but it wouldn't be in the

2429
01:41:44,720 --> 01:41:46,599
Speaker 8: realm of like what Charles done for me, what you've

2430
01:41:46,600 --> 01:41:48,639
Speaker 8: done for me, like what people have done to where

2431
01:41:48,640 --> 01:41:51,400
Speaker 8: I would know, Hey, start this birthday fund me type

2432
01:41:51,400 --> 01:41:52,120
Speaker 8: of thing you No, no.

2433
01:41:52,320 --> 01:41:54,240
Speaker 4: Yeah, can you should?

2434
01:41:54,520 --> 01:41:57,200
Speaker 9: I think all friends should do it, Tom and I

2435
01:41:57,280 --> 01:41:59,160
Speaker 9: did because it is so much fun.

2436
01:41:59,680 --> 01:42:01,720
Speaker 1: It's so much what's your map? What's your number cap?

2437
01:42:02,439 --> 01:42:04,519
Speaker 8: That's what's crazy. I think it gets a little dicey

2438
01:42:04,560 --> 01:42:05,960
Speaker 8: when we were talking six figures.

2439
01:42:05,720 --> 01:42:07,600
Speaker 4: Like you know I spent one hundred thousand on his

2440
01:42:07,640 --> 01:42:08,479
Speaker 4: birthday this year.

2441
01:42:08,520 --> 01:42:08,800
Speaker 1: Did you?

2442
01:42:09,040 --> 01:42:13,320
Speaker 4: Yeah? Is the BMW Yeah, racecar, race car, a race car, bottom,

2443
01:42:13,320 --> 01:42:17,719
Speaker 4: a racecar, four tires, two flame of Tardan suits, helmets

2444
01:42:18,680 --> 01:42:21,880
Speaker 4: of a trailer to put his car in, and then

2445
01:42:21,920 --> 01:42:22,479
Speaker 4: I wrapped the car.

2446
01:42:23,000 --> 01:42:25,599
Speaker 8: But now the next time your birthday trailer, buy something

2447
01:42:25,640 --> 01:42:26,519
Speaker 8: that's a minimum the.

2448
01:42:27,200 --> 01:42:29,600
Speaker 4: A ranch house in my Montana is what I've asked for,

2449
01:42:30,520 --> 01:42:32,559
Speaker 4: or like a ranch in Montana that's.

2450
01:42:32,439 --> 01:42:34,400
Speaker 1: Going to be exponentially higher than one hundred thousand dollars,

2451
01:42:34,439 --> 01:42:36,479
Speaker 1: I know. But then you got a reup there.

2452
01:42:37,640 --> 01:42:38,880
Speaker 4: I know that I got a ranch house, and then

2453
01:42:38,880 --> 01:42:40,639
Speaker 4: I know that I want to reup, like I knew

2454
01:42:41,120 --> 01:42:43,160
Speaker 4: when I knew when I bought him a jet ski

2455
01:42:43,520 --> 01:42:45,240
Speaker 4: that was my praer. He bought me a e bike.

2456
01:42:45,560 --> 01:42:47,760
Speaker 4: It was great, four thousand dollars, and I was like, Wow,

2457
01:42:47,800 --> 01:42:50,080
Speaker 4: that's a lot to spend on a friend. And then

2458
01:42:50,080 --> 01:42:52,720
Speaker 4: I knew if I spent fifteen grand on him, I'm

2459
01:42:52,720 --> 01:42:55,519
Speaker 4: at least getting thirty grand. I spent fifteen grand on him,

2460
01:42:55,560 --> 01:42:57,960
Speaker 4: I got seventy five grand back, So.

2461
01:42:58,000 --> 01:43:00,200
Speaker 2: It's not even like a for a friend. And this

2462
01:43:00,240 --> 01:43:02,240
Speaker 2: has now become a selfish thing. Oh yeah, like if

2463
01:43:02,240 --> 01:43:03,640
Speaker 2: I get this, I know I'm gonna get that if

2464
01:43:03,640 --> 01:43:05,160
Speaker 2: I give him this. And so when I bought him

2465
01:43:05,160 --> 01:43:07,760
Speaker 2: a race car, my wife was livid, livid. Now what

2466
01:43:07,840 --> 01:43:09,599
Speaker 2: does your wife think about this? This is like, hey,

2467
01:43:09,640 --> 01:43:11,040
Speaker 2: when are you gonna spend one hundred gand on me?

2468
01:43:11,520 --> 01:43:15,040
Speaker 4: It's caused a lot of fights because because my fiftieth

2469
01:43:15,240 --> 01:43:17,160
Speaker 4: I'm turning fifty this year. Yeah, and Tom said, I'm

2470
01:43:17,160 --> 01:43:18,599
Speaker 4: gonna blow it out of the water for your fiftieth

2471
01:43:18,800 --> 01:43:21,320
Speaker 4: and my wife's like, hold on, I'm his wife, Like,

2472
01:43:21,960 --> 01:43:23,280
Speaker 4: let why don't we do it as a team. And

2473
01:43:23,320 --> 01:43:25,439
Speaker 4: I was like, stop, you're ruining it. Let Tom do it.

2474
01:43:25,760 --> 01:43:27,439
Speaker 4: And then you get me a shirt or a wallet

2475
01:43:27,520 --> 01:43:29,519
Speaker 4: or whatever the fuck, yeah, glasses, whatever the fuck you

2476
01:43:29,560 --> 01:43:30,160
Speaker 4: were gonna get me.

2477
01:43:30,439 --> 01:43:32,960
Speaker 1: Remember the watch? Yeah, that was tough.

2478
01:43:33,439 --> 01:43:35,439
Speaker 2: We had a situation like that that happened at Will's wedding.

2479
01:43:35,439 --> 01:43:36,839
Speaker 2: Do you want to tell a story on the podcast?

2480
01:43:37,240 --> 01:43:37,439
Speaker 4: Yeah?

2481
01:43:37,920 --> 01:43:41,160
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, So for Will's wedding and for a long time,

2482
01:43:41,280 --> 01:43:44,040
Speaker 2: like I've had watches or whatever, and roll exes were

2483
01:43:44,120 --> 01:43:45,240
Speaker 2: like kind of like the main thing, like when you

2484
01:43:45,280 --> 01:43:46,840
Speaker 2: get in the NFL, you funding money, like what do

2485
01:43:46,880 --> 01:43:47,120
Speaker 2: you look?

2486
01:43:47,160 --> 01:43:49,000
Speaker 8: Me to the jeweler and he I get to watch

2487
01:43:49,080 --> 01:43:50,640
Speaker 8: him buy everything he wants for himself, and I just

2488
01:43:50,720 --> 01:43:51,200
Speaker 8: kind of sit there.

2489
01:43:51,240 --> 01:43:54,320
Speaker 1: I don't you want to go with me away? I'm drafting.

2490
01:43:54,400 --> 01:43:54,679
Speaker 5: I don't.

2491
01:43:54,680 --> 01:43:57,080
Speaker 2: I don't buy the most Outlanders ship by any means,

2492
01:43:57,320 --> 01:43:58,800
Speaker 2: but I had I do have a few watches and

2493
01:43:59,200 --> 01:44:01,040
Speaker 2: Will was getting me read and I was like, man,

2494
01:44:01,080 --> 01:44:02,160
Speaker 2: what should I get Will?

2495
01:44:02,200 --> 01:44:04,440
Speaker 1: And some of it was a lack of imagination.

2496
01:44:04,520 --> 01:44:05,920
Speaker 2: The other one was like I knew he Will has

2497
01:44:05,920 --> 01:44:08,240
Speaker 2: always wanted like a watch because we were with our

2498
01:44:08,240 --> 01:44:09,880
Speaker 2: buddy Mike camp and Arrow and he got a watch

2499
01:44:09,920 --> 01:44:12,080
Speaker 2: and he was feeling it. And then you know, I

2500
01:44:12,200 --> 01:44:13,720
Speaker 2: bought a watch around him and he was kind of

2501
01:44:13,760 --> 01:44:15,120
Speaker 2: feeling it too. So I was like, I'm gonna get.

2502
01:44:15,040 --> 01:44:15,479
Speaker 1: Will a watch.

2503
01:44:15,600 --> 01:44:16,840
Speaker 4: Will cut it was.

2504
01:44:17,400 --> 01:44:18,519
Speaker 1: It rolls like uh.

2505
01:44:19,920 --> 01:44:22,760
Speaker 2: A day day Alwayster perfessional day day was stainless steel.

2506
01:44:22,760 --> 01:44:25,360
Speaker 2: It's a beautiful watch. It's it's a beautiful watch. It's

2507
01:44:26,360 --> 01:44:30,400
Speaker 2: it's it's really nice. Anyway, I get this watch thirty

2508
01:44:30,439 --> 01:44:34,400
Speaker 2: five hundred geake that idea, this watch game that was outstanding.

2509
01:44:34,560 --> 01:44:37,640
Speaker 1: That was really good. Those watches you can go like

2510
01:44:38,240 --> 01:44:38,760
Speaker 1: white gold.

2511
01:44:39,760 --> 01:44:41,000
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, yeah yeah, I tell you.

2512
01:44:41,120 --> 01:44:43,639
Speaker 1: Like that, Oh you're watch. There's nothing like white gold.

2513
01:44:44,000 --> 01:44:46,240
Speaker 1: But I tell people it's about seventy grand I love that.

2514
01:44:47,160 --> 01:44:50,920
Speaker 1: By the way, by the way, on the get away with.

2515
01:44:53,200 --> 01:44:55,160
Speaker 2: This is literally the watch I think might have a

2516
01:44:55,160 --> 01:44:58,519
Speaker 2: different face, that literally might be it. So I get

2517
01:44:58,600 --> 01:45:00,680
Speaker 2: this watch and I'm like so stoked to give it

2518
01:45:00,720 --> 01:45:03,599
Speaker 2: to Will, fired up about it, and we cruise over

2519
01:45:03,640 --> 01:45:05,479
Speaker 2: to Montana. We get off the highway right on the

2520
01:45:05,720 --> 01:45:08,080
Speaker 2: to the hotel and we have like the friends and

2521
01:45:08,200 --> 01:45:11,240
Speaker 2: family Friday night thing right before they get married on Saturday.

2522
01:45:11,920 --> 01:45:13,560
Speaker 2: I'm like, I ask my wife and Mike Talan, do

2523
01:45:13,600 --> 01:45:15,439
Speaker 2: you think I should give this to to Will as

2524
01:45:15,439 --> 01:45:17,320
Speaker 2: a time And she's like yeah, like right now, it's perfect.

2525
01:45:17,080 --> 01:45:18,880
Speaker 1: That way he can wear it feel good about it.

2526
01:45:19,000 --> 01:45:21,000
Speaker 1: He's feeling himself done the thing. So I call Will

2527
01:45:21,120 --> 01:45:21,800
Speaker 1: up and.

2528
01:45:21,840 --> 01:45:24,000
Speaker 2: It's like the way this where we're staying at It's

2529
01:45:24,040 --> 01:45:27,920
Speaker 2: like this beautiful black backdrop. There's like two layers, two

2530
01:45:28,000 --> 01:45:30,400
Speaker 2: layers of this like hotel and we're on this this

2531
01:45:30,720 --> 01:45:32,640
Speaker 2: top floor and Will is like kind of over to

2532
01:45:32,640 --> 01:45:35,320
Speaker 2: the left and the bottofloor. So he walks up and like, hey,

2533
01:45:35,400 --> 01:45:36,840
Speaker 2: I didn't really wrap it, but this is like your

2534
01:45:36,880 --> 01:45:38,200
Speaker 2: winning gift and I wanted you to have it so

2535
01:45:38,240 --> 01:45:40,799
Speaker 2: you can wear it right now, opens it up, lights

2536
01:45:41,000 --> 01:45:43,080
Speaker 2: his fucking's a sparkle in his eye.

2537
01:45:43,520 --> 01:45:45,160
Speaker 1: He's excited. You might see a little bit of a

2538
01:45:45,240 --> 01:45:47,920
Speaker 1: wealth of a tip. Gives me a big fucking hug,

2539
01:45:48,400 --> 01:45:50,720
Speaker 1: loves the sat night and give him a bake hug.

2540
01:45:50,760 --> 01:45:51,240
Speaker 1: I'm stoked.

2541
01:45:51,240 --> 01:45:52,840
Speaker 2: I'm like, man, I'm a great you know when you

2542
01:45:52,920 --> 01:45:55,320
Speaker 2: do a great friend thing and You're like just filled.

2543
01:45:55,360 --> 01:45:57,720
Speaker 2: I'm like, God, I'm a great fucking friend. It was

2544
01:45:57,720 --> 01:45:59,240
Speaker 2: a great moment for us because it was a huge

2545
01:45:59,280 --> 01:46:01,000
Speaker 2: moment for us. Huge moment from.

2546
01:46:01,120 --> 01:46:01,920
Speaker 1: The bachelor party.

2547
01:46:02,479 --> 01:46:05,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, I missed the Bachelor early and so I dipped

2548
01:46:05,439 --> 01:46:07,200
Speaker 2: on his bachelor party. Was I was on a bad

2549
01:46:07,240 --> 01:46:07,840
Speaker 2: friend's streak.

2550
01:46:07,880 --> 01:46:08,439
Speaker 4: I really was.

2551
01:46:09,000 --> 01:46:11,840
Speaker 2: And so Will goes down to show his wife and

2552
01:46:12,040 --> 01:46:13,880
Speaker 2: I'll go, I'll let you take the rest of this part.

2553
01:46:14,000 --> 01:46:16,479
Speaker 1: So I have this watch on and I'm like, I'm

2554
01:46:16,560 --> 01:46:18,519
Speaker 1: fired up. Dayl and I we have a moment. We

2555
01:46:18,640 --> 01:46:20,320
Speaker 1: hug and I'm like, oh, I appreciate that, bro, And

2556
01:46:20,360 --> 01:46:22,320
Speaker 1: he's like, it's your first Rolex. I'm like, fuck, yeah

2557
01:46:22,320 --> 01:46:22,560
Speaker 1: it is.

2558
01:46:22,600 --> 01:46:25,360
Speaker 8: I'm like, let's fucking go because I'll never like give

2559
01:46:25,400 --> 01:46:25,960
Speaker 8: myself a roll.

2560
01:46:26,040 --> 01:46:28,679
Speaker 1: But we did it, I know, like we like getting

2561
01:46:28,720 --> 01:46:30,400
Speaker 1: married at the long Game and got me a roll leg.

2562
01:46:32,320 --> 01:46:34,760
Speaker 8: And so I go downstairs and Charles getting ready for

2563
01:46:34,920 --> 01:46:38,200
Speaker 8: our what's the dinner before reception or whatever.

2564
01:46:38,840 --> 01:46:40,759
Speaker 1: She's getting dressed up and stuff, and I go, Babe,

2565
01:46:40,880 --> 01:46:43,560
Speaker 1: I go, hey, check this out. Look what Taylor got me.

2566
01:46:44,280 --> 01:46:47,240
Speaker 8: And she looks down at it, and Bro, she looks

2567
01:46:47,280 --> 01:46:50,679
Speaker 8: down at that watch and She's like, is that a Rolex?

2568
01:46:50,760 --> 01:46:53,519
Speaker 8: And I was like, yeah, and that's fucking awesome. And

2569
01:46:53,760 --> 01:46:57,040
Speaker 8: she starts getting welted in her eyes, just make up

2570
01:46:57,080 --> 01:47:01,000
Speaker 8: on herself, and she was hey, but you go you

2571
01:47:01,240 --> 01:47:04,800
Speaker 8: babe's wrong and they go, Babe, what's wrong. She's like

2572
01:47:04,880 --> 01:47:06,200
Speaker 8: she looked up at me with tears, and I just

2573
01:47:06,280 --> 01:47:09,000
Speaker 8: she goes, I got you a fucking Rolex. Of course

2574
01:47:09,040 --> 01:47:10,840
Speaker 8: he would get you a Roleg like I wanted to

2575
01:47:10,880 --> 01:47:13,320
Speaker 8: get your first rolls. Of course Taylor would get a Rolex.

2576
01:47:13,120 --> 01:47:14,120
Speaker 4: Before I get a Rolex.

2577
01:47:14,320 --> 01:47:14,559
Speaker 5: Love.

2578
01:47:15,040 --> 01:47:17,200
Speaker 4: This goes more than anything.

2579
01:47:18,000 --> 01:47:22,160
Speaker 1: A better one, your work, your work, Yeah yeah, and

2580
01:47:22,280 --> 01:47:23,600
Speaker 1: he got you a way better one than me.

2581
01:47:23,640 --> 01:47:26,320
Speaker 8: And then storms off and I'm like, baby, we don't

2582
01:47:26,320 --> 01:47:27,640
Speaker 8: even know what you just looks like like you know,

2583
01:47:27,920 --> 01:47:29,640
Speaker 8: you know, I like goldmore and silver, like he just

2584
01:47:29,680 --> 01:47:32,160
Speaker 8: got me a silver one, and like I.

2585
01:47:32,120 --> 01:47:33,559
Speaker 1: Don't kind of following her around like a puppy.

2586
01:47:33,720 --> 01:47:35,280
Speaker 8: I'm feeling shitty, but at the same time, I'm like, man,

2587
01:47:35,320 --> 01:47:36,360
Speaker 8: I'm just catching straight bullets.

2588
01:47:43,360 --> 01:47:46,679
Speaker 1: And I'm like, let's see, she gives me this vintage Rolex.

2589
01:47:46,800 --> 01:47:47,760
Speaker 1: Fucking awesome, boyer.

2590
01:47:47,880 --> 01:47:50,639
Speaker 8: It is fire like a smaller one leather band brown

2591
01:47:50,880 --> 01:47:54,560
Speaker 8: like it was amazing and Charlie for her, you know,

2592
01:47:54,640 --> 01:47:56,640
Speaker 8: she doesn't have the bank account like Taylor, but she's like,

2593
01:47:56,720 --> 01:47:58,760
Speaker 8: I just worked extremely.

2594
01:47:58,520 --> 01:48:00,760
Speaker 1: You know a bank count. Well, come on, man, so

2595
01:48:01,040 --> 01:48:02,160
Speaker 1: we got to put all the facts out there.

2596
01:48:02,720 --> 01:48:04,720
Speaker 8: She's like, she worked extremely hard to like find this

2597
01:48:04,880 --> 01:48:06,320
Speaker 8: rolex and do all this stuff to give me my

2598
01:48:06,439 --> 01:48:08,160
Speaker 8: first rolex. And she's like, I wanted to see the

2599
01:48:08,200 --> 01:48:09,519
Speaker 8: look on your face when you had your first roll.

2600
01:48:09,520 --> 01:48:11,360
Speaker 8: And I tell you, it looks a beautiful look.

2601
01:48:11,439 --> 01:48:15,040
Speaker 1: Like I'm wanting to would you like a screensaver, Like

2602
01:48:15,040 --> 01:48:16,360
Speaker 1: I wish I could look at it right now.

2603
01:48:16,400 --> 01:48:18,680
Speaker 2: I can see Will's eyes glistening, Dude, I could see

2604
01:48:18,720 --> 01:48:19,680
Speaker 2: the tears going down his face.

2605
01:48:22,120 --> 01:48:24,080
Speaker 1: It was great and there, dude.

2606
01:48:24,760 --> 01:48:26,720
Speaker 8: And I'm trying to tell her, like how awesome hers is,

2607
01:48:26,800 --> 01:48:29,920
Speaker 8: but you just feel like you're overcompensating now and it's

2608
01:48:29,960 --> 01:48:31,240
Speaker 8: just all fucked out. We're about to go to the

2609
01:48:31,280 --> 01:48:34,040
Speaker 8: recession speeches are gonna happen, and she just cries. She

2610
01:48:34,160 --> 01:48:34,920
Speaker 8: put on her makeup.

2611
01:48:35,040 --> 01:48:36,320
Speaker 1: So I'm getting ready.

2612
01:48:36,360 --> 01:48:39,560
Speaker 8: I'm wanting to text Tailor like I'm like, She's like

2613
01:48:39,960 --> 01:48:41,560
Speaker 8: she was texting. I'm like, you know, I'm kind of

2614
01:48:41,560 --> 01:48:43,000
Speaker 8: like leaning like, hey, what are you saying? Because I'm

2615
01:48:43,000 --> 01:48:45,720
Speaker 8: just thinking, like, fuck is she so like just like

2616
01:48:45,880 --> 01:48:48,320
Speaker 8: mad said, like everything she's she's all the bad ones.

2617
01:48:48,560 --> 01:48:52,400
Speaker 8: She's all the bad and like like hey boy, hey,

2618
01:48:52,520 --> 01:48:55,000
Speaker 8: code fucking Red, it's coming, It's coming.

2619
01:48:55,200 --> 01:48:55,360
Speaker 6: Yeah.

2620
01:48:55,439 --> 01:48:59,080
Speaker 2: I'm sitting there on cloud goddamn nine. Dude, I'm loading

2621
01:48:59,400 --> 01:49:01,200
Speaker 2: like Anchorman and Will Ferrell and mcgirl after they go

2622
01:49:01,280 --> 01:49:04,920
Speaker 2: to Pleasure Town. I'm just feeling myself, dude. And I

2623
01:49:05,000 --> 01:49:06,840
Speaker 2: have a thing about weddings like I love being the

2624
01:49:06,880 --> 01:49:08,519
Speaker 2: center of attention. I love like going into a room

2625
01:49:08,560 --> 01:49:10,559
Speaker 2: making people laugh, having a good time, like let's talk,

2626
01:49:11,000 --> 01:49:12,720
Speaker 2: and kind of being like loud. But when I go

2627
01:49:12,800 --> 01:49:15,160
Speaker 2: to weddings, to me, it's the exact opposite, like this

2628
01:49:15,280 --> 01:49:18,080
Speaker 2: is not your time, tailor. I consciously tell myself, hey,

2629
01:49:18,160 --> 01:49:20,599
Speaker 2: it's not about you today, so don't make it about yourself.

2630
01:49:20,640 --> 01:49:23,519
Speaker 1: I stay in the background, right, stay in the background

2631
01:49:23,520 --> 01:49:25,400
Speaker 1: and enjoy it. He did in the background. He went

2632
01:49:25,520 --> 01:49:27,839
Speaker 1: viral on a video at the wedding. Well you said

2633
01:49:27,840 --> 01:49:31,800
Speaker 1: you should do it, but it was a nice little thing.

2634
01:49:32,320 --> 01:49:34,639
Speaker 2: And I'm sitting there, I'm like just kind of smiling myself,

2635
01:49:34,720 --> 01:49:36,280
Speaker 2: kind of like looking out the window, at the backdrop,

2636
01:49:36,320 --> 01:49:39,240
Speaker 2: I'm like, it's a great friend. And I get I

2637
01:49:39,320 --> 01:49:42,680
Speaker 2: get up, which is like my text noise, like a

2638
01:49:42,680 --> 01:49:45,000
Speaker 2: little clown noise, and I fucking open it up, and

2639
01:49:45,160 --> 01:49:48,720
Speaker 2: that thing could have from here to the floor, could

2640
01:49:48,760 --> 01:49:50,040
Speaker 2: have all the Charles words.

2641
01:49:50,560 --> 01:49:50,840
Speaker 4: That's me.

2642
01:49:51,000 --> 01:49:52,320
Speaker 1: That's me at Will's wedding.

2643
01:49:52,720 --> 01:49:53,360
Speaker 5: Are you serious?

2644
01:49:53,560 --> 01:49:53,760
Speaker 4: Yeah?

2645
01:49:55,120 --> 01:49:59,479
Speaker 1: Passed out. I don't even know how I got. Yeah, like.

2646
01:50:04,160 --> 01:50:07,280
Speaker 2: Charles, charl hits me with all the things, all of

2647
01:50:07,360 --> 01:50:11,560
Speaker 2: her emotions, and to like for her, it was it

2648
01:50:11,680 --> 01:50:14,599
Speaker 2: was I understand why she was upset, and she handled

2649
01:50:14,600 --> 01:50:15,880
Speaker 2: herself well because I know what she wanted to say.

2650
01:50:15,880 --> 01:50:16,759
Speaker 1: It was go fund yourself.

2651
01:50:17,080 --> 01:50:18,120
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, yeah yeah.

2652
01:50:18,600 --> 01:50:21,920
Speaker 2: But instead she said that in six thousand words and

2653
01:50:22,280 --> 01:50:24,799
Speaker 2: it was nice enough but also got the point across.

2654
01:50:25,200 --> 01:50:27,280
Speaker 1: And so I'm go from feeling amazing to feel like

2655
01:50:27,360 --> 01:50:30,559
Speaker 1: a fucking piece of because I couldn't see it. Yeah,

2656
01:50:30,680 --> 01:50:31,360
Speaker 1: it was long.

2657
01:50:31,520 --> 01:50:33,120
Speaker 2: And I go there and I see her and she's

2658
01:50:33,640 --> 01:50:35,799
Speaker 2: charl has this look in her eyes when she's frustrated

2659
01:50:35,800 --> 01:50:37,760
Speaker 2: with you. I've gone it so many times and it's like,

2660
01:50:38,280 --> 01:50:41,760
Speaker 2: I Taylor, it's like a fucking sweaty Taylor. I'm like, hey,

2661
01:50:41,800 --> 01:50:42,920
Speaker 2: and I go so I say, hey, I know this

2662
01:50:42,960 --> 01:50:43,920
Speaker 2: is not the time to talk about it, but I

2663
01:50:43,960 --> 01:50:46,080
Speaker 2: just want to say I'm so sorry, and that you're

2664
01:50:46,160 --> 01:50:46,840
Speaker 2: beautiful today.

2665
01:50:46,880 --> 01:50:49,000
Speaker 1: You really look so amazing. I'm gonna go lay down

2666
01:50:49,000 --> 01:50:50,880
Speaker 1: the river, I go. I'm gonna go over here, now

2667
01:50:51,720 --> 01:50:56,200
Speaker 1: the river over there. I'll right back. It was so bad,

2668
01:50:56,320 --> 01:50:58,400
Speaker 1: the only like sweaty again once.

2669
01:50:58,880 --> 01:51:03,439
Speaker 4: That's a great that's a great story, beginning, middle to end.

2670
01:51:04,040 --> 01:51:04,679
Speaker 4: Great story.

2671
01:51:04,800 --> 01:51:07,080
Speaker 5: I love that, bro There was.

2672
01:51:07,120 --> 01:51:09,200
Speaker 1: So much history with that's not like so much, but

2673
01:51:09,560 --> 01:51:10,360
Speaker 1: well there was Christmas.

2674
01:51:10,360 --> 01:51:12,200
Speaker 8: There's a Christmas time where she got me like a

2675
01:51:12,240 --> 01:51:14,600
Speaker 8: Gucci necklace and it was like silver and Taylor it

2676
01:51:14,680 --> 01:51:17,200
Speaker 8: got me. I it broke and I lost it or something, right,

2677
01:51:18,200 --> 01:51:22,160
Speaker 8: I don't know, yeah, something like this and the next Christmas.

2678
01:51:22,200 --> 01:51:24,600
Speaker 8: So kind of one up, sir, and I wear the

2679
01:51:24,720 --> 01:51:26,599
Speaker 8: gold one all I know too.

2680
01:51:27,040 --> 01:51:29,400
Speaker 1: I've never seen Will where the rollocks I got him. Ever,

2681
01:51:29,640 --> 01:51:32,680
Speaker 1: I have not seen it. I haven't seen it on

2682
01:51:32,840 --> 01:51:36,240
Speaker 1: you all the time. And it looks great. It does.

2683
01:51:36,280 --> 01:51:37,000
Speaker 1: It looks great.

2684
01:51:37,240 --> 01:51:39,639
Speaker 8: But in my defense, it's because I got the gold.

2685
01:51:39,760 --> 01:51:41,080
Speaker 8: Like I don't like doing the silver ring.

2686
01:51:41,200 --> 01:51:42,200
Speaker 1: But you're not trying to park me.

2687
01:51:42,240 --> 01:51:43,680
Speaker 2: I don't worried about it, like you don't know where

2688
01:51:43,680 --> 01:51:46,120
Speaker 2: the water why you're trying to park charge?

2689
01:51:46,200 --> 01:51:49,200
Speaker 1: I get it. No, no, there's there's none of that

2690
01:51:49,320 --> 01:51:51,080
Speaker 1: going on pack right in front of me.

2691
01:51:53,240 --> 01:51:54,920
Speaker 8: It just goes with a lot more of my fists.

2692
01:51:55,000 --> 01:51:57,080
Speaker 8: Now I will flex with the big dog here soon.

2693
01:51:57,320 --> 01:51:59,280
Speaker 8: But to me, I need to get a silver I

2694
01:51:59,320 --> 01:52:01,200
Speaker 8: need to get something the matress it with the rings

2695
01:52:01,200 --> 01:52:04,519
Speaker 8: like I got Yeah, there you go. I got the

2696
01:52:04,840 --> 01:52:07,760
Speaker 8: the gold necklace gold ring. So it just goes better

2697
01:52:07,840 --> 01:52:10,519
Speaker 8: with like the fits usually that's so funny. Yeah, she

2698
01:52:10,600 --> 01:52:12,360
Speaker 8: gets me this guccy necklace and it's got a wolf

2699
01:52:12,400 --> 01:52:14,160
Speaker 8: on the and I love wolf. I love wolves, the

2700
01:52:14,200 --> 01:52:16,320
Speaker 8: concept all the ship that I do about being fucking wolf.

2701
01:52:16,520 --> 01:52:18,840
Speaker 8: But anyway, the wolf head would always hit me in

2702
01:52:18,920 --> 01:52:22,479
Speaker 8: the tooth when I'm working out. So and I did

2703
01:52:22,600 --> 01:52:25,000
Speaker 8: like the gold necklace more, but that's why I did.

2704
01:52:28,560 --> 01:52:28,600
Speaker 2: So.

2705
01:52:28,640 --> 01:52:30,400
Speaker 8: I would mainly where the gold one, and she knew

2706
01:52:30,479 --> 01:52:33,639
Speaker 8: she got it, but would also like kind of jab me, like, ah,

2707
01:52:33,680 --> 01:52:35,880
Speaker 8: I see you don't. You're not really wearing my the

2708
01:52:35,920 --> 01:52:37,760
Speaker 8: wolf necklace I got you And oh baby, you know

2709
01:52:37,800 --> 01:52:39,519
Speaker 8: I just haven't switched it, like I gotta take it

2710
01:52:39,600 --> 01:52:41,240
Speaker 8: off that one hits me in the mouth like I'm

2711
01:52:41,240 --> 01:52:43,840
Speaker 8: playing football, and I just it gets caught my beard too,

2712
01:52:43,880 --> 01:52:46,640
Speaker 8: and that fucking hurts. And uh So then when the

2713
01:52:47,000 --> 01:52:50,360
Speaker 8: watch thing happened, I was just thinking, fuck man, Taylor's

2714
01:52:50,360 --> 01:52:51,680
Speaker 8: trying to be super nice and my.

2715
01:52:51,800 --> 01:52:53,760
Speaker 4: Man, FU you fuck that one up?

2716
01:52:53,880 --> 01:52:55,439
Speaker 1: Hands dude, I mean, you didn't fu up.

2717
01:52:55,880 --> 01:52:58,000
Speaker 8: And I'm sitting there like I'm I'm at the reception

2718
01:52:58,120 --> 01:52:59,519
Speaker 8: trying to tell a couple of my boys about it,

2719
01:52:59,560 --> 01:53:01,200
Speaker 8: and I do, what the fuck are you wanting about?

2720
01:53:01,200 --> 01:53:05,960
Speaker 1: You got two Rolexes? Like ye, I think, I tell

2721
01:53:06,000 --> 01:53:08,760
Speaker 1: like tap dude, I feel well speaking up. And I

2722
01:53:08,800 --> 01:53:10,360
Speaker 1: saw time Piece over.

2723
01:53:10,240 --> 01:53:12,400
Speaker 4: There too, So we were on we were in Vegas

2724
01:53:12,640 --> 01:53:16,479
Speaker 4: and uh and I go to this rolex store.

2725
01:53:16,680 --> 01:53:19,799
Speaker 1: You what's that? He said, Man, you got two reallexes?

2726
01:53:19,840 --> 01:53:20,320
Speaker 1: Why you bitch?

2727
01:53:20,400 --> 01:53:21,760
Speaker 8: And I was like, I guess, I don't know, man,

2728
01:53:21,760 --> 01:53:23,880
Speaker 8: I just feel terrible that my wife is so sad.

2729
01:53:24,439 --> 01:53:26,640
Speaker 4: So I was in Vegas and they I wanted to

2730
01:53:26,640 --> 01:53:28,320
Speaker 4: get a Rolex on this tour to kind of like

2731
01:53:28,760 --> 01:53:31,080
Speaker 4: commemorate the like, to have it for the tour. So

2732
01:53:31,200 --> 01:53:32,479
Speaker 4: they go, oh, this is the watch I got when

2733
01:53:32,479 --> 01:53:34,560
Speaker 4: I was doing that tour. So I'm in Vegas and

2734
01:53:34,640 --> 01:53:36,840
Speaker 4: I go to this roll x store and they don't

2735
01:53:36,840 --> 01:53:38,479
Speaker 4: have any product. They're like, no, we got nothing, and

2736
01:53:38,520 --> 01:53:40,559
Speaker 4: I was like okay, and then she's like, what are

2737
01:53:40,560 --> 01:53:40,920
Speaker 4: you doing.

2738
01:53:40,920 --> 01:53:42,680
Speaker 2: So weird that rolls does that? They have one in

2739
01:53:42,720 --> 01:53:44,320
Speaker 2: Green Hills. It's the same thing. You walk in there

2740
01:53:44,320 --> 01:53:46,200
Speaker 2: and they're like, yeah, it's on display, but we don't

2741
01:53:46,200 --> 01:53:48,840
Speaker 2: have it. Yeah, it's very odd. So I go, I

2742
01:53:48,960 --> 01:53:51,080
Speaker 2: go okay, I go, well, all right. Well then I'm

2743
01:53:51,160 --> 01:53:53,559
Speaker 2: leaving and she's like, what are you doing here? Said,

2744
01:53:53,560 --> 01:53:57,240
Speaker 2: I'm doing the Virgin Hotel. She was what, I'm a comedian.

2745
01:53:57,840 --> 01:54:00,200
Speaker 2: She was, you know, Dave, I said to tell she

2746
01:54:00,360 --> 01:54:02,360
Speaker 2: was Chappelle and I said, well, now I kind of.

2747
01:54:02,479 --> 01:54:02,600
Speaker 8: I go.

2748
01:54:02,720 --> 01:54:05,120
Speaker 4: My buddies are all friends with him. Turns out this

2749
01:54:05,280 --> 01:54:07,400
Speaker 4: is the store I guess Dave gets all his Rollxes from.

2750
01:54:07,800 --> 01:54:11,680
Speaker 4: And she knows Jeff Ross and Rogan and they've all

2751
01:54:11,760 --> 01:54:15,240
Speaker 4: been to this store. So she goes, okay, all right.

2752
01:54:16,240 --> 01:54:18,719
Speaker 4: She goes bringing out the sub Mariner Black sub Mariner,

2753
01:54:19,200 --> 01:54:21,080
Speaker 4: and she goes, this is to watch you want and

2754
01:54:21,200 --> 01:54:23,040
Speaker 4: I went, I thought you didn't have any products. She goes,

2755
01:54:23,120 --> 01:54:26,200
Speaker 4: I got you. She brings it out and I'm like.

2756
01:54:26,280 --> 01:54:28,320
Speaker 4: I was like, oh wow, I like that watch. She goes,

2757
01:54:28,360 --> 01:54:29,360
Speaker 4: this is the one you want. You can buy it,

2758
01:54:29,360 --> 01:54:32,200
Speaker 4: you should buy it, and I went okay. I was

2759
01:54:32,280 --> 01:54:34,840
Speaker 4: like uh, I was like ten grand. I was like,

2760
01:54:34,880 --> 01:54:36,720
Speaker 4: I don't like all this. I have a hard time

2761
01:54:36,760 --> 01:54:38,280
Speaker 4: spending money on myself. I don't have a part time

2762
01:54:38,320 --> 01:54:40,960
Speaker 4: spending money on other people. I enjoy that, but on

2763
01:54:41,080 --> 01:54:45,120
Speaker 4: myself I can't do it. So I take a picture.

2764
01:54:45,160 --> 01:54:47,040
Speaker 4: I sent it to my dad and to Tom, and

2765
01:54:47,120 --> 01:54:49,240
Speaker 4: to my wife and to my business manager too. But

2766
01:54:49,320 --> 01:54:54,080
Speaker 4: I go My wife says you got it in which

2767
01:54:54,120 --> 01:54:55,000
Speaker 4: my wife would never say.

2768
01:54:55,040 --> 01:54:55,760
Speaker 5: And I was like, oh.

2769
01:54:56,480 --> 01:54:58,720
Speaker 4: My business managers like you can. You don't really afford it.

2770
01:54:59,360 --> 01:55:01,840
Speaker 4: My dad's like beautiful. And then Tom sends me a text.

2771
01:55:01,920 --> 01:55:04,320
Speaker 4: He goes, hey, man, treat yourself. You never treat yourself.

2772
01:55:04,320 --> 01:55:06,240
Speaker 4: You're the hardest working guy in comedy that I know.

2773
01:55:06,640 --> 01:55:08,640
Speaker 4: He's like, you're out every fucking week. You're flying to

2774
01:55:08,680 --> 01:55:11,600
Speaker 4: Austin to do Two Bears, You're doing a movie, you're

2775
01:55:11,640 --> 01:55:14,560
Speaker 4: doing a TV. He goes, you literally deserve this watch,

2776
01:55:15,200 --> 01:55:18,240
Speaker 4: he said. Think of what your ticket sales are, think

2777
01:55:18,280 --> 01:55:21,360
Speaker 4: of where you're at in your career. You more than

2778
01:55:21,440 --> 01:55:24,960
Speaker 4: anyone in this business. Deserve that watch. And I was like,

2779
01:55:25,840 --> 01:55:28,120
Speaker 4: all right, I go, I come back to the store.

2780
01:55:28,160 --> 01:55:29,400
Speaker 4: I go, I'll take it. I was like, I just

2781
01:55:29,440 --> 01:55:31,480
Speaker 4: got a cool text for my buddy. I do deserve it.

2782
01:55:31,520 --> 01:55:33,360
Speaker 4: I was like, fucking I'll take it. So I buy it.

2783
01:55:33,880 --> 01:55:37,560
Speaker 4: Next day I called Tommy and I go. He goes, hey,

2784
01:55:37,680 --> 01:55:39,800
Speaker 4: you get the watch? I said, I did. I said

2785
01:55:39,800 --> 01:55:42,920
Speaker 4: that text was fucking really, I really meant something to me.

2786
01:55:43,000 --> 01:55:46,080
Speaker 4: Thank you. He said yeah. I said, what are you doing?

2787
01:55:46,120 --> 01:55:47,920
Speaker 4: He goes, I'm at the roll next store, so whine.

2788
01:55:48,000 --> 01:55:49,960
Speaker 4: He goes, well, I was writing that text to you,

2789
01:55:50,000 --> 01:55:51,440
Speaker 4: and I go the same applies for me. I need

2790
01:55:51,520 --> 01:55:59,200
Speaker 4: a roll next too? Different No, no, okay, Tom. I

2791
01:55:59,280 --> 01:56:01,400
Speaker 4: mean I'm not to like blow up at spot. But

2792
01:56:01,640 --> 01:56:04,240
Speaker 4: Tom doesn't like I wish I had it.

2793
01:56:04,400 --> 01:56:04,720
Speaker 5: I don't.

2794
01:56:05,920 --> 01:56:07,800
Speaker 4: He first of one, he makes a tremendous amount of money,

2795
01:56:07,880 --> 01:56:10,280
Speaker 4: but he doesn't have a problem spending money. Like he

2796
01:56:10,360 --> 01:56:12,920
Speaker 4: doesn't have a problem really, but like he told a

2797
01:56:13,040 --> 01:56:15,560
Speaker 4: very touching story about his dad. His dad recently passed

2798
01:56:16,040 --> 01:56:20,680
Speaker 4: and his dad wanted wanted an SUV like suv, but

2799
01:56:20,920 --> 01:56:23,120
Speaker 4: he knew his dad's finances and he was gonna buy

2800
01:56:23,120 --> 01:56:26,400
Speaker 4: a used one, and Tom went found out which twenty wanted,

2801
01:56:26,640 --> 01:56:29,440
Speaker 4: reached out to the dealership, bought him the brand new one,

2802
01:56:29,960 --> 01:56:33,120
Speaker 4: and then said when he gets there, facetimed me in

2803
01:56:33,240 --> 01:56:35,920
Speaker 4: the new one. And so it's Tom's story to tell.

2804
01:56:36,000 --> 01:56:38,360
Speaker 4: But we just told him two bearers, very touching. So

2805
01:56:38,520 --> 01:56:40,600
Speaker 4: his dad's like in the thing and he was like,

2806
01:56:41,200 --> 01:56:42,680
Speaker 4: Tom's like, that is that the one you want? D

2807
01:56:42,800 --> 01:56:44,320
Speaker 4: And he goes, well, yeah, I'm gonna get this, but

2808
01:56:44,520 --> 01:56:46,520
Speaker 4: use I can't afford this one. And he goes what

2809
01:56:46,640 --> 01:56:48,000
Speaker 4: on He goes, well, it's too much, but this is

2810
01:56:48,120 --> 01:56:50,440
Speaker 4: I mean, this is the fucking car, Tommy. You got

2811
01:56:50,560 --> 01:56:53,360
Speaker 4: to see this car. And Tom goes, well, it's yours

2812
01:56:53,600 --> 01:56:56,920
Speaker 4: and I'm gonna cry telling the story. You're gonna say

2813
01:56:56,920 --> 01:57:00,760
Speaker 4: space Oh yeah, but but it's like that's the way Tom.

2814
01:57:00,880 --> 01:57:02,560
Speaker 4: You know, he told me the story on two bears.

2815
01:57:02,560 --> 01:57:05,080
Speaker 4: I get emotional hearing it. But that's who Tom is.

2816
01:57:05,360 --> 01:57:07,800
Speaker 4: Is like he likes to give and uh, but he

2817
01:57:07,880 --> 01:57:11,320
Speaker 4: also doesn't mind like buying a brand new Porsche and

2818
01:57:11,400 --> 01:57:13,879
Speaker 4: then sending it to Germany and having it completely outfitted

2819
01:57:13,880 --> 01:57:15,800
Speaker 4: the way he wants it, and knowing what he likes,

2820
01:57:15,960 --> 01:57:17,480
Speaker 4: he doesn't know. He was the first person I ever

2821
01:57:17,560 --> 01:57:19,640
Speaker 4: met that spent like more than a million dollars on

2822
01:57:19,720 --> 01:57:21,840
Speaker 4: the house, and I was like, shut the fuck up.

2823
01:57:22,080 --> 01:57:25,160
Speaker 4: So like he is, but he knows his finance is

2824
01:57:25,160 --> 01:57:28,440
Speaker 4: real real well, his dad was a a business guy,

2825
01:57:28,760 --> 01:57:31,720
Speaker 4: and so his dad got him into finances, like and

2826
01:57:31,840 --> 01:57:33,240
Speaker 4: so tom knows money real well.

2827
01:57:33,680 --> 01:57:34,080
Speaker 9: So I.

2828
01:57:34,280 --> 01:57:37,440
Speaker 4: But when any purchase I make, any car I make,

2829
01:57:37,480 --> 01:57:39,000
Speaker 4: I always texted to Tommy, I'm like, what do you

2830
01:57:39,040 --> 01:57:40,960
Speaker 4: think And he's like, you should get it.

2831
01:57:41,400 --> 01:57:43,560
Speaker 1: Really yeah, yeah, he says humul like, hey, probably a

2832
01:57:43,560 --> 01:57:44,440
Speaker 1: slayer role on that one.

2833
01:57:47,600 --> 01:57:50,000
Speaker 4: No, no, no, no, I don't think so. But I

2834
01:57:50,080 --> 01:57:51,920
Speaker 4: don't spend an I don't spend any money like I'm

2835
01:57:52,520 --> 01:57:54,680
Speaker 4: I spend money on like fun stuff like private jests

2836
01:57:54,760 --> 01:57:56,480
Speaker 4: for us to go back and forth from Austin.

2837
01:57:57,640 --> 01:58:00,600
Speaker 2: That is that's a that's something that was for underrated

2838
01:58:00,680 --> 01:58:03,920
Speaker 2: private jets. Oh there's It's the best, most amazing thing

2839
01:58:03,960 --> 01:58:07,440
Speaker 2: in the world you'll ever have. It's so great top

2840
01:58:07,520 --> 01:58:10,200
Speaker 2: to bottom. But when you're paying for it, when you start,

2841
01:58:10,320 --> 01:58:11,080
Speaker 2: it's like fucking.

2842
01:58:10,880 --> 01:58:14,520
Speaker 4: Without econom someone said the other day, at the beginning,

2843
01:58:14,560 --> 01:58:16,120
Speaker 4: you're like, oh, yeah, definitely, I'm doing this and then

2844
01:58:16,120 --> 01:58:18,400
Speaker 4: when it goes in, you're like, fuck, yes, this is awesome.

2845
01:58:18,720 --> 01:58:21,200
Speaker 4: But once you come that's like you're landing. You're like,

2846
01:58:21,280 --> 01:58:21,920
Speaker 4: this wasn't worth it.

2847
01:58:24,240 --> 01:58:32,800
Speaker 2: That makes so much sense. What's happening adversity? Is it

2848
01:58:32,880 --> 01:58:33,920
Speaker 2: my mic or is it the whole thing?

2849
01:58:35,640 --> 01:58:37,280
Speaker 1: Oh shit for how long?

2850
01:58:38,200 --> 01:58:41,480
Speaker 4: Oh no, try blowing on it.

2851
01:58:44,320 --> 01:58:46,840
Speaker 1: Okay, wait, hold on, this thing's been frozen for thirty minutes.

2852
01:58:47,040 --> 01:58:49,600
Speaker 1: My asshole is so tight right now. Oh that's tough.

2853
01:58:50,520 --> 01:58:53,560
Speaker 4: If we lose the fucking roll X story, if we

2854
01:58:53,760 --> 01:58:54,320
Speaker 4: lose all of it,