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Speaker 1: What jewbles dirty little secret? Hello, Hey, hey, you have

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Speaker 1: a dirty little secret?

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Speaker 2: Yeah I do.

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Speaker 1: Sweet, what is it?

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Speaker 3: So about eighteen years ago, my current wife we were

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Speaker 3: dating at the time, getting ready to get engaged, but

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Speaker 3: her roommate was her brother's fiance. He was in the

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Speaker 3: military and he was overseas and she was a virgin

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Speaker 3: and they had been together a couple of times, but

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Speaker 3: she was concerned that she wasn't going to be able

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Speaker 3: to properly please him. So, being the nice guy that

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Speaker 3: I am, I said, hey, we can practice. You know,

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Speaker 3: I can make certain your will experience. So went on

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Speaker 3: for about four to six months that, you know, as

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Speaker 3: a proper human being that I am, that I practiced

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Speaker 3: with her to make certain that she engaged in sexual activity.

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Speaker 1: And oh so you were a teacher basically.

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Speaker 3: Yes, yes, I wanted to make certain she was well

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Speaker 3: suited for her boyfriend fiance later when he came back

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Speaker 3: to the United States.

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Speaker 1: That's nice of you, j.

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Speaker 3: It's the little things that I do.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so she's your wife now?

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Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, my girlfriend is my wife.

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Speaker 1: Now girlfriend at the time is now his wife. She

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Speaker 1: was the roommate of the girlfriend. Oh, cheating situation. Yes,

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Speaker 1: she was my wife's brother girlfriend.

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Speaker 4: Wow, okay, I got it. And you're probably never going

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Speaker 4: to tell that dirty little secret to him.

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Speaker 3: Never ever, it doesn't even exist beyond this.

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Speaker 1: Well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.

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Speaker 1: All right, all right, take care of bye.

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Speaker 4: What's your dirty little secret?

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Speaker 1: Hello? Yeah, hello, Hey, what's up? You have a dirty

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Speaker 1: little secret?

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Speaker 2: Uh? Yeah, I do.

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Speaker 1: What is it?

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Speaker 2: All right?

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Speaker 1: So?

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Speaker 2: Uh, I've been working from home for a while now,

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Speaker 2: and I thought we got to the point where I

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Speaker 2: just figured, you know, we're just going to keep working

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Speaker 2: from home like that. A lot of companies have just

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Speaker 2: gone to that, you know, full time, that's what they're

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Speaker 2: doing right now. And just recently, my company finally decided

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Speaker 2: they wanted us to come back and start coming back

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Speaker 2: into the office. And I told them that I couldn't

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Speaker 2: come back in for medical reasons and uh, which I

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Speaker 2: know normally that wouldn't work, but I have one of

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Speaker 2: my best friends as a doctor, so he actually wrote

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Speaker 2: me a like a doctor's note saying I should be

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Speaker 2: refused to not go in. I think, yeah, that's why

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Speaker 2: it's a dirty little secret. I'm not telling you the

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Speaker 2: name of my friend.

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Speaker 1: I ask, hey, do you ever want to come hang

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Speaker 1: out in the.

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Speaker 4: Studio, just come friends with us, you know, and we

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Speaker 4: could maybe like go to a friend event where all

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Speaker 4: of our friends mingle together.

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Speaker 1: You know that.

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Speaker 2: I'm not gonna just cloth see, I mean of my friends.

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Speaker 1: Well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret though.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you're welcome.

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Speaker 1: Enjoy working from home?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I love it. It's the best. I know, our pants,

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Speaker 2: it's fantastic.

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Speaker 1: What's your dirty little secret?