WEBVTT - #294: Bougie Boy Buys a Bad Bootleg Bathing Suit

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<v Speaker 1>Guess who just got back today. The Brooklyn modes that

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<v Speaker 1>had been away. They both have so much to see,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, Damn Scary with David Brody, I got you. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm ready. I didn't see it coming. I didn't fake

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<v Speaker 1>you out. I did the look. I wasn't paying attention,

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<v Speaker 1>but I was ready. Episode two ninety four, it's the

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<v Speaker 1>Brooklyn Boys podcast, back after a week of vacation.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, which we very briefly discussed on Slice time for

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<v Speaker 2>episode two ninety three.

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<v Speaker 1>Was vacation for Scary Jones. Yeah, when we talked about

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<v Speaker 1>all the wonderful things I did on my my time

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<v Speaker 1>away from you, my Scary Jones vacation. Mm hmm, that's

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<v Speaker 1>well that. Yeah, you were. You were vacationing from me.

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<v Speaker 1>I was vacationing from America. You were vacation thing from

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<v Speaker 1>a very important person. And I'm going to call you

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<v Speaker 1>out on it at some point. But you said you

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<v Speaker 1>had a bombshell, said wait for it. I got a

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<v Speaker 1>bombshell just before we hit the story. I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>what you're talking is not a bit. I have no

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<v Speaker 1>clue what Scary's talking about. Yeah, well, earlier today I

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<v Speaker 1>signed on with my other co host for my other podcast,

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<v Speaker 1>Share Share Cassenza on the Speaking Volumes podcast, which we

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<v Speaker 1>you know is basically just a hobby at this point,

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<v Speaker 1>and we kind of get together when we can. And

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<v Speaker 1>we haven't done We've not seen you posting about it.

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<v Speaker 1>I haven't done with in a while. Well, a lot happened.

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<v Speaker 1>She was pregnant, she had a child, another child, so

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<v Speaker 1>Enzo Cassenza, no Enzo, Casnzo, Enzo, Cassnzo, not Enzo, Cassnzo

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<v Speaker 1>and Cassenza. That's pretty close. George Cassenza much consents. That

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<v Speaker 1>would have been great.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, hold on, I'm not saying we shouldn't get shared

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<v Speaker 2>on the phone at some point.

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<v Speaker 1>Get on, she would love to talk. What right now?

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<v Speaker 3>Now?

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<v Speaker 1>Hold on, hold on, it's not I don't want to

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<v Speaker 1>get too personal.

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<v Speaker 2>But is she is she she's with her guy, Scott

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<v Speaker 2>of course.

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<v Speaker 1>But not married. No. Yeah, so consends. Is her name

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<v Speaker 1>or his? That's her name? No, she never took his

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<v Speaker 1>last name.

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<v Speaker 2>He's Scott Windhauser, Windheuser, Cassette. That's a mouthful if she

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<v Speaker 2>combines them. So the kid, look, her name is z Case.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean of all the name O, my god, all

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<v Speaker 2>the name. You got a Cossens in there. You can't

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<v Speaker 2>zens with ends.

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<v Speaker 1>You can't. You couldn't name a Vinnie Guido.

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<v Speaker 2>Anthony sounds like the right move.

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<v Speaker 1>Nzo Cascenzo. It's not hold on, I'm calling her right now.

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<v Speaker 1>This isn't your bomb shallow? Is it? Well? It involves her?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you the father? It's crazy here and I can't

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<v Speaker 1>believe it. Hi, Cheryl share my god, my podcast co

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<v Speaker 1>host from Speaking Volumes. You're on the Brooklyn Boys podcast

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<v Speaker 1>with David Brody. Yeah you are, But I was I

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<v Speaker 1>was about to share. I was about to drop. I

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<v Speaker 1>was about to drop the bombshell on him. I haven't

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<v Speaker 1>done it yet.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm thinking the bombshell as scary as the father of

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<v Speaker 2>your last child. But he's saying that's not the bomb. Well, well,

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<v Speaker 2>first of all, he's making fun of the name. I

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<v Speaker 2>have questions. I could first okay, okay, Hi.

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<v Speaker 1>By the way, I haven't spoken a while. How you

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<v Speaker 1>been hi, Bradie.

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<v Speaker 4>What's going on?

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<v Speaker 1>But yeah, you know I hate you Bill to the left.

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<v Speaker 2>I heard that you are continuing to help the population

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<v Speaker 2>of the planet and adding adding to the population.

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<v Speaker 1>There's a question.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh God, help me what's the question.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, you are Italian. I don't think that's any question

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<v Speaker 1>about that. Right, you're Italian? Question right? So you have

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<v Speaker 1>a you have like a limited number of names to

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<v Speaker 1>choose from as an Italian mom. Right, you got your Guido,

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<v Speaker 1>your Veto, You're Anthony, you sal you call mine. There's

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<v Speaker 1>really only like a handful. You're not gonna name him

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<v Speaker 1>like Jeremy. You're not gonna name him Chad. You got,

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<v Speaker 1>you got the Staten Island Brooklyn, choice of like six names.

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<v Speaker 4>But then there's as like that's probably true.

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<v Speaker 2>But then you have those uber Italian names you got,

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<v Speaker 2>like do.

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<v Speaker 4>You hear this chiming in? There's a child chiming in

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<v Speaker 4>as your Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll get to we'll get to him in a second.

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<v Speaker 1>You got you got like Vincenzo, you got like the

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<v Speaker 1>uber Italian names that like could be like you from

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<v Speaker 1>Italy Gitano right right, right, like uh yeah, Luciano, right,

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<v Speaker 1>you got the uber Italian name it right, every every

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<v Speaker 1>Sopranos character, right. And then you go and you choose

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<v Speaker 1>an uber Italian name, right, and it's a fine name.

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<v Speaker 1>I love the Italian people, you know, I love Italian people.

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<v Speaker 1>I love it Tian people. You love Italian.

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<v Speaker 4>He loves you like Italian food, don't you?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>I do, I said, I love Italian culture and food.

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<v Speaker 2>I love it all. I grew up in an Italian neighborhood.

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<v Speaker 2>It's all I know.

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<v Speaker 4>Grow up in an Italian neighbor.

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<v Speaker 1>I did Benson Harst Hello, I meant formerly.

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<v Speaker 4>Italian.

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<v Speaker 1>So he's he's bet. Just go for it, Brody.

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<v Speaker 2>When I grew up, there was a newscaster on Channel seven.

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<v Speaker 2>His name was John Johnson. And I used to sell

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<v Speaker 2>me of all the names in Johnson family, name me

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<v Speaker 2>kid John John Johnson.

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<v Speaker 1>And then I went to school with a girl. Her

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<v Speaker 1>last name was Defina. Italian girl named Defina could have

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<v Speaker 1>named anything on the planet. They named her Gina Gina Defena.

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<v Speaker 1>Where to God, the name was Geena Defina. Yes, that's

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<v Speaker 1>what I said, Like, seriously, you couldn't name it, like

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<v Speaker 1>even like Maria Defina.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not as been close as Gena Defena. And I'm

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<v Speaker 2>sure unless Gena define is attractive girl.

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<v Speaker 4>And un remember that.

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<v Speaker 1>That's just of course you remember it because name was

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<v Speaker 1>Jena Defena. I knew an Anna Banana. You did, not,

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<v Speaker 1>my god, oh my god, but you have an unusual

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<v Speaker 1>Italian name. It sounds like cordenza, right, like a piece

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<v Speaker 1>of Furnit like a cordenza.

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<v Speaker 3>Right.

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<v Speaker 4>You know what?

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<v Speaker 5>It actually sounds like George Costanza because George, I said,

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<v Speaker 5>people always put they always said my name Costanza instead

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<v Speaker 5>of Cosenza.

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<v Speaker 1>Right. I said, you should have named your kid before

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<v Speaker 1>scary called you. I said you should have named your

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<v Speaker 1>kid George. George.

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<v Speaker 4>I would killed myself. I would have killed kids.

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<v Speaker 1>Already bold Right, he's already close. Put some glasses on him,

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<v Speaker 1>perfect Halloween costume. But then you didn't go for the hair. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>but then but then you you you practically hair, you

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<v Speaker 1>practically gena because you named your kid Enzo Crescenzo. And no,

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<v Speaker 1>it's not Cassnzo.

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<v Speaker 4>It's totally not Cassnzo. It's Cassnzo. Ah, and so it's

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<v Speaker 4>Enzo Cassnza. It's actually the best part.

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<v Speaker 1>You got the doubles ends.

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<v Speaker 4>I know, isn't that awesome?

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<v Speaker 1>I like it. It flows, it goes right off the tongue.

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<v Speaker 1>I like, people are gonna call them, people are gonna Cassnzo.

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<v Speaker 4>No, they'll call him e.

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<v Speaker 3>I think a lot of people call him E like

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<v Speaker 3>I like E and I liked e J because his

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<v Speaker 3>middle name is g.

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<v Speaker 5>J.

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<v Speaker 4>So it's en yeah, Jake, it's she chose a Jewish name.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, no, no middle name?

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<v Speaker 4>No wait you ready. It's actually a really cool story

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<v Speaker 4>to it.

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<v Speaker 3>But it's actually my dad's initials, so we actually spell

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<v Speaker 3>it differently. We spell A J A C, but it's

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<v Speaker 3>pronounced G and it's my dad's initials.

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<v Speaker 1>You can't sell, you can't spelled to tell people it's Jake.

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<v Speaker 1>So well, Brody wants to know why you.

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<v Speaker 4>Wait a second, Brody, do whatever I want. It's my kid.

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<v Speaker 1>But they're gonna call him a jacof. You can't do

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<v Speaker 1>that to the kid. It's jc off.

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<v Speaker 4>Are they gonna call him Enzo Cuzenza? Are they gonna

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<v Speaker 4>call him a Jacob?

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<v Speaker 3>Now?

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<v Speaker 4>Which one is it gonna be?

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<v Speaker 1>It depends on what neighbor you grow up in, because

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<v Speaker 1>if it was my old neighbor, they call him all

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<v Speaker 1>of that. Ship's a beautiful name. I loved.

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<v Speaker 4>I love you, do you know what? No?

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<v Speaker 3>I love the name. I I'm obsessed with the name.

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<v Speaker 3>I wanted this name so bad. But do you even

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<v Speaker 3>understand why his name's Enzo.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm assuming you know why, because it's it's fit with

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<v Speaker 1>the zens, like the rhyme of it.

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<v Speaker 4>My daughter's name is Porscha. I am a car girl.

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<v Speaker 6>And when I was racing Ferrari, people were racing ferrari is,

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<v Speaker 6>and I told myself that I wanted my two children

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<v Speaker 6>to have these badass names Ferrari own, no, no, And

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<v Speaker 6>you know what some people.

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<v Speaker 3>Are, like sheriff, we know you better. You're gonna name

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<v Speaker 3>this kid like Lambeau or something like what are you crazy?

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<v Speaker 4>Like really like no no as a guy.

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<v Speaker 3>And do you know what the name Enzo stands for.

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<v Speaker 3>It stands for like powerful, superior king. It's like everything

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<v Speaker 3>that you can imagine if you looked if you ever

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<v Speaker 3>looked up names, like when you decided to name your kid.

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<v Speaker 3>I actually don't know what your kid's names are. But

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<v Speaker 3>when you decided to name your kids, did you ever

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<v Speaker 3>look at.

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<v Speaker 4>Like what the name's been? Or why you name them that?

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<v Speaker 1>Years later he is later as a goof you know

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<v Speaker 1>why again?

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<v Speaker 4>Why though you think your kid's name is a goo?

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<v Speaker 4>Like what if your name did something? And god? Or

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<v Speaker 4>like or like.

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<v Speaker 1>Because because doesn't but doesn't those have made up things.

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<v Speaker 1>If I name my kid, let's say, name my kid James,

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<v Speaker 1>and then I look up as James James powerful warrior.

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<v Speaker 1>Somebody made that out. It doesn't actually mean powerful warrior.

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<v Speaker 4>It means this stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like the horoscope. It's all like it's I don't

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<v Speaker 2>listen to that ship. I'm not I like something.

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<v Speaker 1>I like them.

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<v Speaker 3>Listen I had a them, the same way you have

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<v Speaker 3>people like Paris Hiltan who said that she always wanted

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<v Speaker 3>a phoenix and she wanted a London.

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<v Speaker 4>Everybody's got their own thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Absolutely, I think it's great. I think is fantastic. I

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<v Speaker 1>love it.

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<v Speaker 3>And wait, not that not that the movie was so great.

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<v Speaker 3>There I got to say, I wish the movie was better.

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<v Speaker 3>But that's beside. The point was fantastic.

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<v Speaker 4>That was amazing. Oh my god, that was amazing. But

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<v Speaker 4>the whole thing. Did you ever go past the name

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<v Speaker 4>of Enzo? Do you ever? Do you know what an

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<v Speaker 4>Enzo Ferrari is?

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<v Speaker 7>It is the most unique vehicle that they made. I

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<v Speaker 7>think they made, uh, maybe four hundred and ninety nine

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<v Speaker 7>of them in the whole country, and they like literally

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<v Speaker 7>made them. They stopped making them in something like two

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<v Speaker 7>thousand and I think it was two thousand and two

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<v Speaker 7>or something. They were so badass that even the Vatican.

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<v Speaker 3>At one point had block kicked okay to raffle it

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<v Speaker 3>off for something.

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<v Speaker 4>It's millions of dollars. They're so unique.

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<v Speaker 3>The power behind that car and the idea when you're

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<v Speaker 3>a car person is just insanity, like the idea of

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<v Speaker 3>like the Enzo Ferrari.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, it's just very cool.

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<v Speaker 1>He will he will grow into that personality. I believe

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<v Speaker 1>that thing. I think you become your name absolutely whatever

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<v Speaker 1>you know, Portia an Enzo end up driving.

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<v Speaker 4>They won't.

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<v Speaker 3>In fact, I'm sure I'm destined to buy them each

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<v Speaker 3>their own main cars.

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<v Speaker 4>They're sixteen.

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<v Speaker 1>Here is and you know you hear me here, Brody was.

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<v Speaker 3>You should have keep making movies because I got two

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<v Speaker 3>spoiled breadths on my hands.

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<v Speaker 1>But all Brody wanted to do is rattle your cages.

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<v Speaker 1>It make some fun because the name rhymes, and I

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<v Speaker 1>like it as a show.

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<v Speaker 3>You didn't get to rattle my cages because I think

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<v Speaker 3>it's cute.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I think I think like it's a showbiz name

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<v Speaker 2>like ends crissns.

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<v Speaker 4>So now you got my god, you're so funny.

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<v Speaker 1>But now you got your answer, Brody, you got your answer.

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<v Speaker 1>This is why she wanted to do it, and that

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<v Speaker 1>this is really well.

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<v Speaker 3>I think it's my children are so unique that they

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<v Speaker 3>needed unique names, and Portia Porsia I tried to make

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<v Speaker 3>as unique as possible. I think there's only one other

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<v Speaker 3>person that's in showbiz that actually has her name spelled

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<v Speaker 3>that way because she is not by the way, Portilla

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<v Speaker 3>Portillo was not having that whole po r t I

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<v Speaker 3>A and Shakespeare and blah. No, right, she's badass. She's

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<v Speaker 3>p O R s h A. That's it done. And

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<v Speaker 3>her middle name is badass too.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh.

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<v Speaker 4>Her middle names.

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<v Speaker 1>Lexus uh Chase, chase with a chase with chase with

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<v Speaker 1>a C or an essence at the end, with a

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<v Speaker 1>stuff very it's well thought out c h A s

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<v Speaker 1>C no idea.

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<v Speaker 4>How thought out this stuff is? This is like so

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<v Speaker 4>thought out, it's.

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<v Speaker 1>Like it spelled. Our kids are in a position. You

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<v Speaker 1>pronounced it chase. What is it c ch a C

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<v Speaker 1>He's he's being a ball asking a serious questions. It's

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<v Speaker 1>spelled c ch a c chess chack. But you pronounce

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<v Speaker 1>it chase.

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<v Speaker 4>You know you mean because the Jack and Jada no.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, right after this, we're gonna drop the bombshell on

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<v Speaker 1>the original, the real reason why I'm calling you today.

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<v Speaker 3>Hold on a second, I never even told you. I'm

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<v Speaker 3>just for the hell of it, just to bury him, scary.

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<v Speaker 3>Can I just have one more story?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I know we're coming right back with you, but yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>what did you want to say?

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<v Speaker 4>There? Ready? Why Jack is Jakey? I'm gonna tell you why.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, My father, who was into cars, okay, had gotten

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<v Speaker 3>himself some major sports car when he was, like I

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<v Speaker 3>don't know, just getting out of college or something. And

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<v Speaker 3>the story when that he wanted to put his name

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<v Speaker 3>on the license plate and so instead of putting his

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<v Speaker 3>name on the license plate, to put.

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<v Speaker 4>His initials, jac and all his.

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<v Speaker 3>Friends started calling him Jake, and so he got the

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<v Speaker 3>nickname Jake.

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<v Speaker 4>And because it was on a car, it also goes.

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<v Speaker 3>With my badass story of my badass kids with their

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<v Speaker 3>badass names and cars. And so therefore my son is

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<v Speaker 3>not called his grandpa's first name, but yet his initials,

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<v Speaker 3>which will ride on forever and also have a story

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<v Speaker 3>of a car involved with it.

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<v Speaker 4>The ends case closed.

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<v Speaker 2>So just to just to recap, now, your son's name

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<v Speaker 2>is Jake j A. C. Because your father's friends can't

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<v Speaker 2>read pretty.

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<v Speaker 1>Much, okay, pretty much. I love her.

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<v Speaker 4>Pretty much, but made a great story for my kids.

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<v Speaker 1>It's terrific and no, listen you, the whole theme is

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<v Speaker 1>just it's awesome. I have no theme for my three kids.

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<v Speaker 1>So I love that you have a son. She has

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<v Speaker 1>a vision. She had a vision, she knew, and she knew.

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<v Speaker 1>She was hoping for that boy so she could name him.

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<v Speaker 4>I ended up with a girl and a boy.

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<v Speaker 1>Forget it.

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<v Speaker 4>How great is that? Would have had to change my whole.

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<v Speaker 2>Thing, right, the whole thing your other daughter, Za can

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<v Speaker 2>I can I tell you I would have We would

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<v Speaker 2>have called.

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<v Speaker 1>You ten minutes earlier.

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<v Speaker 4>Scary.

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<v Speaker 1>And I have a friend.

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<v Speaker 2>When we come back from break, I'll tell you about

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<v Speaker 2>the friend that we both have who is named after

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<v Speaker 2>a car.

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<v Speaker 1>Also, absolutely you think of it, yes, exactly right after that,

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<v Speaker 1>it's the boys podcast. Man, we struck a chord. And

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<v Speaker 1>not only that, we still haven't gotten to the reason

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<v Speaker 1>why we're calling.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so let me just the Bombshow we have a

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<v Speaker 2>friend was named after an old volkswagon. That's a that's

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<v Speaker 2>it's considered like one of an iconic car. But it's

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<v Speaker 2>not like a Ferrari iconic. It was like a unique

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<v Speaker 2>looking car they don't make anymore, called the Carmen Gia.

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<v Speaker 2>And our friend's father named her Gia after the Carmen Gia.

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<v Speaker 2>So she has to spend her life explaining why her

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<v Speaker 2>name is Gia.

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<v Speaker 4>That's just not a good story about it, though. I mean,

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<v Speaker 4>I gotta talk to this guy like.

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<v Speaker 1>You've got a much better story. You definitely do, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>So I thought I thought she had a decent story,

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<v Speaker 1>but next to yours, she needs a better story. You're

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<v Speaker 1>one hundred percent right.

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<v Speaker 5>No, I mean a Gia, a Gea.

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<v Speaker 4>They're gonna like either rule the world or be movie stars.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm not sure you.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't have to explain it. He had a Kia and

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<v Speaker 1>her name was Kea.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my god, that's horrible.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, how you know it's a big responsibility naming your children.

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<v Speaker 4>Scared?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, can I tell you my kids? We were going

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<v Speaker 2>to name our first kid. We had to know because

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<v Speaker 2>when you're Jewish, you usually name somebody with the first

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<v Speaker 2>same first letter as a deceased relative. Right, we don't

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<v Speaker 2>do the juniors thing and the third and the fourth.

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<v Speaker 3>No, no, no, no, no, So we had a name gathering.

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<v Speaker 3>By the way, you celebrate everything, you have some party

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<v Speaker 3>about it too, right.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we have yeah, baby naming ceremony.

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<v Speaker 4>Relative No, the baby named ceremony. That's it. When does

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<v Speaker 4>that happen?

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<v Speaker 1>It's not really a thing.

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<v Speaker 2>You just you go to the temple, you tell them

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<v Speaker 2>your name that they do it like they do like

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<v Speaker 2>a prayer, and they give you a certificate. It's not

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<v Speaker 2>like a christening or a it's not like. It's not

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<v Speaker 2>as fancy anyway. We were just hang on girl names

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<v Speaker 2>and boy names with the letter J. And my wife

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<v Speaker 2>at the time this is, by the way, this is

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<v Speaker 2>nineteen ninety nine, right, two thousand, my wife wanted to

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<v Speaker 2>name our oldest if she was a girl, which ended

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<v Speaker 2>up being wanted to name her Jordan. And at the

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<v Speaker 2>time it wasn't. I don't offend anybody whose name is

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<v Speaker 2>Jordan or whose kid's name is Jordan. But that in

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<v Speaker 2>two thousand I knew a girl who was a stripper

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<v Speaker 2>named Jordan.

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<v Speaker 1>And on uh, what's that Big House? What's the House?

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<v Speaker 2>Show on CBS? Big Brother, No, Big Brother, the Big

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<v Speaker 2>Brother House. The girl on the show was named Jordan and.

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<v Speaker 1>She was a stripper. So I said, look to my wife,

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<v Speaker 1>folks too, Jordan's I know the boat strippers. Sheaus, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>we won't name her Jordan. But now, Jordan's a cool name.

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<v Speaker 1>But at the time, I didn't want my daughter to

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<v Speaker 1>have a stripper name, not this anywhere own stripping. But

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<v Speaker 1>we're like, it's an bad omen. Too many strippers?

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<v Speaker 4>Are you serious?

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<v Speaker 1>But you know, but that was only but that's ephemeral.

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<v Speaker 1>It was there for that moment, see you just you

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<v Speaker 1>could just shook it off and been like, you know

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<v Speaker 1>what I'm gonna I'm gonna name her. I'm gonna name her.

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<v Speaker 1>We want to name her. Who cares about the stripper?

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<v Speaker 4>What's the daughter's name?

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<v Speaker 1>That's something Jay, that is enjoyed. Okay, now listen, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, here we go. Let's go with the bombs

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<v Speaker 1>show secret I'll tell you later privately. And it's a

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<v Speaker 1>whole thing. I keep my kids out of my life.

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<v Speaker 1>So I was doing the podcast with Share and we

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<v Speaker 1>were hanging out. We're talking and we were just you know,

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<v Speaker 1>catching up on life as you do, as we always do.

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<v Speaker 1>And the next thing, you know, she introduces me to

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<v Speaker 1>baby Enzo Cassenza and and and Porsche was there, her daughter,

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<v Speaker 1>and we were just having a grand old time. And

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<v Speaker 1>as we're about to sign off the podcast, wait a minute,

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<v Speaker 1>does Enzo have one eyebrow?

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<v Speaker 4>NOO's perfect?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, then it's not serious. Perfect, And all of a sudden,

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<v Speaker 1>her daughter Porsche, her daughter Porsche reveals this huge surprise

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<v Speaker 1>and says, uncle Scary, will you will you be the godfather?

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<v Speaker 1>And no, yes, that's awesome. Is it awesome?

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<v Speaker 4>Though?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it awesome? It's it's okay. I read that on

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<v Speaker 1>the no offense. Now, hold on a second. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>want to offend your share. But my initial my initial

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<v Speaker 1>reaction was, oh my god. I was like, I had

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<v Speaker 1>my my face palmed.

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<v Speaker 3>But in it if you saw his face when we

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<v Speaker 3>said it, it was just perfect.

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<v Speaker 1>It was yes here and shock. There's a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>responsibility in being a godparent of a child. Okay, Cheryl,

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<v Speaker 1>let me let me take all the things. I know

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<v Speaker 1>you love Scary. I know you love him, and he

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<v Speaker 1>is a wonderful person. He's never done any unfair life

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<v Speaker 1>human being. He is a very good human being. So

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<v Speaker 1>I understand completely why you chose him. I said yes.

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<v Speaker 1>I said yes. By the way, yes, good, Okay, some

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<v Speaker 1>things you need to scary he is getting get on

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<v Speaker 1>my knees, but oh hello, hello, No, I mean.

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<v Speaker 2>To ask okay, like you really want him to be here.

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<v Speaker 1>I haven't anyway, So some things you need to know.

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<v Speaker 1>I got questions.

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<v Speaker 4>All I thought of, No, you don't understand the whole time. Wait,

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<v Speaker 4>I got to tell you this. The whole time.

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<v Speaker 8>I was thinking about how we were going to ask,

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<v Speaker 8>and we were like we pulled up a sign and

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<v Speaker 8>Course is like, I don't know, and I'm like okay,

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<v Speaker 8>And then I'm like, maybe I should make it like

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<v Speaker 8>will you you know, like really cute, like an engagement

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<v Speaker 8>type thing. And I'm like yeah, but I can't go

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<v Speaker 8>on my knees at the podcast because then I'll be

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<v Speaker 8>out of frame.

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<v Speaker 4>So I'm like, how do we do this?

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<v Speaker 3>And we were talking about all this stuff and imagine

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<v Speaker 3>me doing this Bertie with my five year old. She's

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<v Speaker 3>like totally a goofball. So she's just like adding to

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<v Speaker 3>this and I'm like, oh, finally, forget it. We're just

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<v Speaker 3>gonna ask him together. So that's what I meant by

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<v Speaker 3>getting on my knees, Buddy, I got you.

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<v Speaker 1>There's a couple of things you need to know.

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<v Speaker 2>First of all, skin And we've talked about this many

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<v Speaker 2>times on the podcast and on the Morning show. The

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<v Speaker 2>only thing scary ever asks about kids When someone says, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>I a new kid. He was he doesn't know anything yet, Scary,

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<v Speaker 2>what's your one question?

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<v Speaker 1>They are? They are? They are? They coloquy? That's it?

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<v Speaker 1>But you asked because I don't have any relatable I

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<v Speaker 1>got nothing. I got nothing. I have nothing in common

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<v Speaker 1>with inc I don't know. I don't think I did that.

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<v Speaker 1>He doesn't know what else to ask. He doesn't he

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't know about.

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<v Speaker 4>Do you understand? Do you understand what a cool godfather

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<v Speaker 4>that is?

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<v Speaker 3>That he's just like this awesome guy who has nothing

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<v Speaker 3>to add.

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<v Speaker 4>To this at all, which is so cool because he's

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<v Speaker 4>just going to grow with the kid and learn.

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<v Speaker 3>And now he's got a godson who is badass already.

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<v Speaker 4>I got questions he gets to like see the kid grow.

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<v Speaker 1>First of all, first of all, ask your questions. I

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<v Speaker 1>got the new questions. First of all, why me wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>there anybody better or cooler or closer to you? I

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<v Speaker 1>know you have relatives that are that are guys.

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<v Speaker 4>I can't believe why why relatives? That's coming out in

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<v Speaker 4>my head. I can't even Okay, it's a big Italian family.

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<v Speaker 1>That I'm going to be standing up there, and you

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<v Speaker 1>got people ten thousand times closer to you and your

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<v Speaker 1>family than me, and I'm going to be the guy

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<v Speaker 1>up there.

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<v Speaker 4>Nope.

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<v Speaker 1>So then to answer the question, answer the question.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, my phone rang, my phone rang twice yesterday and

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't get to it in time.

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<v Speaker 1>That wasn't you calling to ask me first? Right?

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<v Speaker 4>Well? Actually no, So why listen? You are a close second, Brodie.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sure. I'm sure now you are aware. Wait, answer

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<v Speaker 1>the question.

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<v Speaker 4>Really wants to know why?

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<v Speaker 1>I need to know why.

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<v Speaker 4>I really want to know. Do you want me to

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<v Speaker 4>bring Scott in for this one? Or are you good

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<v Speaker 4>if I just answer?

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<v Speaker 1>Just answer it because we got to move and and

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<v Speaker 1>and then I have a second.

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<v Speaker 3>Question, because here you are the absolute best uncle ever.

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<v Speaker 3>You absolutely are such a good friend to me. We

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<v Speaker 3>have been so close for so long, and there would

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<v Speaker 3>be nothing more than I'd want my son to see

0:23:55.440 --> 0:23:58.919
<v Speaker 3>than a wonderful person who works his ass off, has

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<v Speaker 3>a great outitude about family, and is the most loving person.

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<v Speaker 4>So there, you really want to know why that's right,

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<v Speaker 4>And I think it's pretty cool. Okay, but you know,

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<v Speaker 4>and wait, one more thing.

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<v Speaker 3>I think you actually could teach him a little bit

0:24:14.359 --> 0:24:17.720
<v Speaker 3>about being Italian if you really dig into your little Brooklyn.

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<v Speaker 4>Roots over there.

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<v Speaker 3>Because I I don't know what Brooklyn Italians like. I

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<v Speaker 3>only know what like Westchester Italians like. I think it's

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<v Speaker 3>a different.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just the accent. I mean, it's all the same customs.

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<v Speaker 1>But I will say it's a attitude. But I'll say this,

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<v Speaker 1>and then my next question is to what extent of

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<v Speaker 1>a role do I need to play in the child's life?

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<v Speaker 1>Because what I heard, what I had heard was that

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<v Speaker 1>you don't just do this dipping in the water and

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<v Speaker 1>holding up the baby, taking some pictures and giving big gifts,

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<v Speaker 1>which all of which I'm capable of, by the way,

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<v Speaker 1>because I know I got to I gotta come correct

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<v Speaker 1>with the cash, all right, But what happens in the

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<v Speaker 1>event of an emergency, what happens if at the end

0:24:56.440 --> 0:24:59.040
<v Speaker 1>of at the end of the day, if like, don't

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<v Speaker 1>I become like the guardian of the child.

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<v Speaker 4>In pretty much Yeah, scary, it's all about you.

0:25:05.880 --> 0:25:07.600
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, the kid needs a kidney, scary, you got to

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<v Speaker 1>give it up.

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<v Speaker 3>But like you, guys, anything, you better, Scary. The kid's

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<v Speaker 3>gonna want a Ferrari for sixteenth birthday too.

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<v Speaker 1>No, but you're not hearing me out, fer That's right.

0:25:18.320 --> 0:25:20.720
<v Speaker 1>It sounds like you're saddling me with a kid in

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<v Speaker 1>the event that you guys pass. Okay, you're not getting

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<v Speaker 1>left the kid Scary, But I heard that that's what

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<v Speaker 1>happens with the god Parents. Is you You know that

0:25:31.240 --> 0:25:34.399
<v Speaker 1>when Scary Scary dropped greg T's kid off of bed, right.

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<v Speaker 3>I've heard lots of stories about all of you.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, he crushed it in the Bahamas. Am I

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<v Speaker 1>going to sign a document? I got, I gotta sign

0:25:42.640 --> 0:25:46.040
<v Speaker 1>a contract that looks like, so what what what the print?

0:25:46.160 --> 0:25:48.480
<v Speaker 4>I'm not sure. I'm not sure yet what I'm gonna

0:25:48.480 --> 0:25:50.040
<v Speaker 4>make you sign. We'll figure it out. What is the

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<v Speaker 4>answer on this podcast?

0:25:51.920 --> 0:25:53.399
<v Speaker 1>I need to know what the fine print is going

0:25:53.480 --> 0:25:56.680
<v Speaker 1>to say because you need to get him into a restaurant.

0:25:56.680 --> 0:25:57.560
<v Speaker 1>That's what to get into.

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<v Speaker 3>I have listen, you already accepted that, so there's no

0:26:00.680 --> 0:26:01.880
<v Speaker 3>vaccies on this whole thing.

0:26:01.920 --> 0:26:03.720
<v Speaker 4>The thing is is that at this point.

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<v Speaker 3>You're you're officially stepped into the role as Godfather, and yes,

0:26:10.520 --> 0:26:13.720
<v Speaker 3>the tradition was was that you know that that those

0:26:13.760 --> 0:26:18.080
<v Speaker 3>people stepped in if something happens. But I do understand, Scary,

0:26:18.119 --> 0:26:20.399
<v Speaker 3>that you're not really in the parental spot yet in

0:26:20.400 --> 0:26:22.120
<v Speaker 3>your life, and that I don't know if that's where

0:26:22.119 --> 0:26:23.280
<v Speaker 3>you were going by it.

0:26:23.400 --> 0:26:25.960
<v Speaker 1>Yet Scary asked me if he could rename the title

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<v Speaker 1>to God. And I don't want to commit to anything.

0:26:33.640 --> 0:26:35.879
<v Speaker 1>I can't even keep a plant alive. I went to

0:26:35.960 --> 0:26:39.080
<v Speaker 1>home depot and I picked up a little mini cactus. No,

0:26:39.119 --> 0:26:41.840
<v Speaker 1>a cactus which doesn't even need water, and I fucking

0:26:41.920 --> 0:26:44.359
<v Speaker 1>drowned the thing and now it turned brown and it

0:26:44.440 --> 0:26:49.399
<v Speaker 1>died a mini caccus. Hand to God, this thing is

0:26:49.400 --> 0:26:52.080
<v Speaker 1>is frigging dead over here. Because I might be like,

0:26:52.160 --> 0:26:54.320
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, you were supposed to sit there and just

0:26:54.440 --> 0:26:56.800
<v Speaker 1>leave it there, and I'm like, well I didn't. I wandered,

0:26:56.840 --> 0:26:59.640
<v Speaker 1>it didn't need water once in a while, and it drowned.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, if it means anything to you, I can't keep

0:27:02.920 --> 0:27:05.920
<v Speaker 3>plants alive, EI though, Okay, but I kept my kids alive.

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<v Speaker 1>All right.

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<v Speaker 4>Listen, kids aren't like plants. And the other thing is

0:27:10.119 --> 0:27:12.679
<v Speaker 4>is that it's gonna have a very different, you know

0:27:13.119 --> 0:27:15.360
<v Speaker 4>type of meaning right now. But the truth of the

0:27:15.400 --> 0:27:16.600
<v Speaker 4>matter is is.

0:27:16.560 --> 0:27:19.600
<v Speaker 3>That you are the official godfather, So that does come

0:27:19.600 --> 0:27:22.040
<v Speaker 3>with some responsibility, Scary, I mean, you know, it comes

0:27:22.080 --> 0:27:24.960
<v Speaker 3>with responsibility. It comes with you know, Porscha, what do

0:27:25.000 --> 0:27:26.440
<v Speaker 3>we always joke around and say, what.

0:27:26.400 --> 0:27:29.080
<v Speaker 4>Do we say to Daddy all the time? What do

0:27:29.160 --> 0:27:32.480
<v Speaker 4>we say? Money? Money? My money, money?

0:27:33.840 --> 0:27:37.639
<v Speaker 1>Cash? It comes with cash. See, Brody, I have a question,

0:27:38.160 --> 0:27:42.480
<v Speaker 1>share you have You have two kids, right, I assume

0:27:42.640 --> 0:27:44.159
<v Speaker 1>Porsia has a godfather.

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<v Speaker 4>Porsia does have a godfather.

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<v Speaker 1>I assume he will be a better godfather than Scary. No,

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<v Speaker 1>not Scary. We don't know what was the reaction of

0:27:53.600 --> 0:27:55.879
<v Speaker 1>the other godfather when you told them they were going

0:27:55.920 --> 0:27:56.600
<v Speaker 1>to be the godfather?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my god, this is amazing. What do I have

0:28:00.600 --> 0:28:02.680
<v Speaker 4>to do right now?

0:28:02.960 --> 0:28:07.080
<v Speaker 1>Now? Scary's reaction to the same How would you describe

0:28:07.080 --> 0:28:07.760
<v Speaker 1>Scary's reaction?

0:28:09.040 --> 0:28:11.240
<v Speaker 3>Almost the same reaction, except for he had a lot

0:28:11.359 --> 0:28:14.199
<v Speaker 3>more uh uh uh and he was very very shocked

0:28:14.280 --> 0:28:16.760
<v Speaker 3>and he's still scared now, which I love. In fact,

0:28:16.800 --> 0:28:18.960
<v Speaker 3>this phone call, let me say something, This phone call

0:28:19.080 --> 0:28:21.840
<v Speaker 3>makes my day because now I know that I did

0:28:21.880 --> 0:28:24.720
<v Speaker 3>exactly what I wanted to by asking Scary Jones to be.

0:28:24.720 --> 0:28:26.199
<v Speaker 4>My child's godfather.

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<v Speaker 3>This was exactly the reaction I wanted, exactly what I

0:28:30.560 --> 0:28:31.440
<v Speaker 3>wanted him to feel.

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<v Speaker 1>I got to say, talk about this on the radio

0:28:33.440 --> 0:28:36.639
<v Speaker 1>tomorrow too. I'm a godfather. See the other guy, the

0:28:36.680 --> 0:28:39.920
<v Speaker 1>other godfather father? The other godfather doesn't come with a story.

0:28:40.040 --> 0:28:43.240
<v Speaker 1>Scary comes with a story and a career and a

0:28:43.760 --> 0:28:47.160
<v Speaker 1>and and and and fame and Instagram. It was a

0:28:47.200 --> 0:28:47.840
<v Speaker 1>smart move on.

0:28:47.760 --> 0:28:51.560
<v Speaker 4>Your This is a this is a huge this is

0:28:51.600 --> 0:28:52.520
<v Speaker 4>a huge thing.

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<v Speaker 3>Well you don't know who the other godfather is though?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, well it's is he somebody famous?

0:28:58.520 --> 0:28:59.960
<v Speaker 4>I don't know if I'm allowed to disclose.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh sounds like leave the gun take the canoli kind

0:29:03.080 --> 0:29:07.000
<v Speaker 1>of guy. All right, thanks for your time Today's share.

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<v Speaker 1>I love you, I.

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<v Speaker 4>Say, because you are amazing.

0:29:10.400 --> 0:29:14.160
<v Speaker 3>We love you and I couldn't have asked for anybody

0:29:14.240 --> 0:29:14.680
<v Speaker 3>better to have.

0:29:15.080 --> 0:29:17.560
<v Speaker 2>Well, don't expect Scary to teach your kid geography because

0:29:17.560 --> 0:29:18.680
<v Speaker 2>he doesn't know the first thing about it.

0:29:18.720 --> 0:29:21.760
<v Speaker 1>You're a sweetheart, Thank you. Oh no, I know my geography.

0:29:21.960 --> 0:29:24.280
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna take him. I'm gonna take him to the Netherlands.

0:29:24.360 --> 0:29:26.400
<v Speaker 4>You watch you be taking him to like bar A

0:29:26.640 --> 0:29:28.560
<v Speaker 4>and like, that's.

0:29:28.440 --> 0:29:31.120
<v Speaker 1>Right, bar A, bar Amsterdam.

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<v Speaker 4>We'll talk right, love, is that what it's called?

0:29:34.120 --> 0:29:38.200
<v Speaker 1>No, that's an inside joke. We'll talk later. Bye, love you,

0:29:38.400 --> 0:29:44.400
<v Speaker 1>Bye guy, Bye Scary and Rode. Oh my god, it's

0:29:44.440 --> 0:29:49.280
<v Speaker 1>gonna take me days to recover from that news. It

0:29:49.360 --> 0:29:51.880
<v Speaker 1>still Hasn't you have child responsibilities?

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<v Speaker 8>I know.

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<v Speaker 1>I wouldn't even make you godfather for one of my dogs.

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<v Speaker 1>Not that you're not a good person, you know, it

0:29:57.560 --> 0:30:00.600
<v Speaker 1>just makes you nervous. Well, maybe even more nervous. Is

0:30:00.600 --> 0:30:02.760
<v Speaker 1>the first person I called was my girlfriend and I say, hey,

0:30:02.760 --> 0:30:05.160
<v Speaker 1>guess what, I'm gonna be a god. I'm the godfather

0:30:05.200 --> 0:30:08.160
<v Speaker 1>and shares kid and she laughed and then she goes,

0:30:08.360 --> 0:30:11.280
<v Speaker 1>you do realize that if they die, he becomes yours? Right,

0:30:11.360 --> 0:30:14.320
<v Speaker 1>That's like, that's not that's not how Mike what, That's

0:30:14.320 --> 0:30:16.080
<v Speaker 1>not how it works. It's not the same thing, all right.

0:30:16.120 --> 0:30:18.200
<v Speaker 2>I will listen, you have to write a whole thing

0:30:18.280 --> 0:30:19.800
<v Speaker 2>up that if you die, who gets the kid? It's

0:30:19.800 --> 0:30:21.400
<v Speaker 2>not the godfather of the guidance.

0:30:21.720 --> 0:30:26.640
<v Speaker 1>Okay, I'm like, it's just it's a big responsibility. I've

0:30:26.640 --> 0:30:29.880
<v Speaker 1>never I've never been the father to anything. You gotta

0:30:29.880 --> 0:30:32.280
<v Speaker 1>be a You gotta be a role model god, a

0:30:32.320 --> 0:30:36.280
<v Speaker 1>source of inspiration, a font of knowledge, a font of money,

0:30:37.680 --> 0:30:43.680
<v Speaker 1>communion suits and whatever else you guys do anyway, So

0:30:44.760 --> 0:30:46.720
<v Speaker 1>all right, so I got that from here.

0:30:47.160 --> 0:30:49.760
<v Speaker 2>I want to hear about your trip, and I want

0:30:49.760 --> 0:30:51.880
<v Speaker 2>to talk about who you didn't take on your trip.

0:30:52.600 --> 0:30:54.840
<v Speaker 2>But I said to you, I was going to make

0:30:54.840 --> 0:30:57.800
<v Speaker 2>a jingle like, oh what it's scary learned jingle so

0:30:57.840 --> 0:30:59.280
<v Speaker 2>we could set up this segment.

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<v Speaker 6>Right.

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<v Speaker 2>So, not working for the radio company anymore, I don't

0:31:04.120 --> 0:31:08.080
<v Speaker 2>have access to parody singers. No, right, I have to like,

0:31:08.120 --> 0:31:10.480
<v Speaker 2>you have to submit the request and you have to

0:31:10.480 --> 0:31:10.920
<v Speaker 2>ask for this.

0:31:10.960 --> 0:31:13.120
<v Speaker 1>It's a whole pin in the balls, like where you

0:31:13.200 --> 0:31:15.280
<v Speaker 1>haven't been in the country when Brody, when Brody used

0:31:15.280 --> 0:31:17.840
<v Speaker 1>to be at the station, he would just send an email.

0:31:18.320 --> 0:31:22.920
<v Speaker 1>They would talk. He would Now it's like he's got

0:31:22.920 --> 0:31:25.880
<v Speaker 1>to go through this. No, I don't do anything well.

0:31:26.720 --> 0:31:30.760
<v Speaker 1>I make I do it right. But in this case,

0:31:31.160 --> 0:31:34.160
<v Speaker 1>Brody was short on time. I was short on time.

0:31:34.240 --> 0:31:36.080
<v Speaker 1>There was no way I was getting the jingle singers in.

0:31:36.160 --> 0:31:38.720
<v Speaker 1>I was on vacation. So what did you do well?

0:31:39.680 --> 0:31:44.560
<v Speaker 2>I wrote some jingles for this, and then I thought

0:31:44.640 --> 0:31:48.400
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna use technology, and I got an AI website

0:31:48.960 --> 0:31:51.760
<v Speaker 2>to take my lyrics. I put in the musical styles

0:31:51.800 --> 0:31:56.320
<v Speaker 2>I wanted, and I created five different jingles for Scary's trip.

0:31:56.680 --> 0:31:58.880
<v Speaker 2>So the lyrics are the same in each one, but

0:31:58.920 --> 0:32:00.920
<v Speaker 2>I want you to listen to them and listen to

0:32:00.960 --> 0:32:01.880
<v Speaker 2>what AI did.

0:32:02.240 --> 0:32:04.840
<v Speaker 1>Hey, I created the music. I told her where to

0:32:04.840 --> 0:32:06.560
<v Speaker 1>put the verses, where to put the choruses. I had

0:32:06.560 --> 0:32:09.920
<v Speaker 1>to do some work, but playing him one through five,

0:32:10.000 --> 0:32:11.600
<v Speaker 1>I played the first one the first. This is in

0:32:11.640 --> 0:32:14.040
<v Speaker 1>the style of Abba, because I thought, you know, Abbas

0:32:14.080 --> 0:32:16.440
<v Speaker 1>from is Swedish, and you thought you were going to

0:32:16.440 --> 0:32:17.880
<v Speaker 1>Sweden in the part of the Netherlands.

0:32:17.880 --> 0:32:20.040
<v Speaker 2>So I hope all the lyrics are clear. If they're not,

0:32:20.080 --> 0:32:21.840
<v Speaker 2>I'll tell you what she's saying. But this is all

0:32:21.880 --> 0:32:24.240
<v Speaker 2>computer generated from my lyrics on my input.

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<v Speaker 9>What the scam about the Netherlands is never bet And

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<v Speaker 9>then he was all the seed and he thought he.

0:32:34.760 --> 0:32:35.360
<v Speaker 4>Was a scene.

0:32:35.400 --> 0:32:39.080
<v Speaker 1>And when he was the Netherlands, he went to the house.

0:32:39.120 --> 0:32:41.680
<v Speaker 9>And then Frank in the Redland this year you broke

0:32:41.760 --> 0:32:45.440
<v Speaker 9>the band. He went to thinking he was not the

0:32:45.520 --> 0:32:50.120
<v Speaker 9>Netherlens Denmark is not as closure as he thought it

0:32:50.200 --> 0:32:53.240
<v Speaker 9>wasn't another Less, it wasn't.

0:32:57.880 --> 0:33:09.120
<v Speaker 1>He wasn't Netherless, it wasn't Norway. Then it wasn't.

0:33:13.640 --> 0:33:19.840
<v Speaker 9>We're going to the netherlans the sunny most not.

0:33:26.880 --> 0:33:31.360
<v Speaker 1>But that sounds like some eighties keyboard cassio chi. That's

0:33:31.360 --> 0:33:33.440
<v Speaker 1>what we put in. I put in an abbas, so

0:33:33.600 --> 0:33:35.640
<v Speaker 1>they gave me like an abba sound that I put it.

0:33:36.000 --> 0:33:38.840
<v Speaker 1>Let's let's let's reiterate and be clear again. You wrote

0:33:38.960 --> 0:33:42.760
<v Speaker 1>lyrics to this on a page and select the stylings

0:33:42.800 --> 0:33:47.200
<v Speaker 1>and whatever? Did you write the lyrics word for word? Yes, okay?

0:33:47.240 --> 0:33:49.400
<v Speaker 1>And then they and then they just picked music and

0:33:49.480 --> 0:33:53.040
<v Speaker 1>singers and sang your lyrics. Well not, there's no they

0:33:53.320 --> 0:33:57.400
<v Speaker 1>the computer. I put in verse one, verse two, chorus,

0:33:57.760 --> 0:33:59.720
<v Speaker 1>and I put the lyrics. I love it, And it

0:33:59.760 --> 0:34:02.960
<v Speaker 1>took the style and made the song. And then because

0:34:02.960 --> 0:34:05.640
<v Speaker 1>it knew a chorus like in that song, it changed

0:34:05.640 --> 0:34:08.160
<v Speaker 1>the ending on the chorus to an outro and and

0:34:08.239 --> 0:34:11.319
<v Speaker 1>reversed the lyrics. But otherwise it's I did it. How

0:34:11.400 --> 0:34:14.319
<v Speaker 1>much was this free ninety nine? Free ninety nine? Well,

0:34:14.360 --> 0:34:16.280
<v Speaker 1>I'll tell you, I'll tell you the truth. My friend

0:34:16.440 --> 0:34:18.880
<v Speaker 1>Eric from the It's Eric Nagel podcast. Eric with a

0:34:18.960 --> 0:34:23.040
<v Speaker 1>k our buddy. He had the program, and so I

0:34:23.960 --> 0:34:26.359
<v Speaker 1>sent him the information and he did that, and then

0:34:26.400 --> 0:34:27.840
<v Speaker 1>I got I went to a website and did a

0:34:27.840 --> 0:34:30.040
<v Speaker 1>couple of myself. So this is initially did it to

0:34:30.040 --> 0:34:31.799
<v Speaker 1>show me how to do it. A different styling of

0:34:31.840 --> 0:34:34.840
<v Speaker 1>the same stuff. This is europop because you were in Europe.

0:34:34.960 --> 0:34:37.279
<v Speaker 1>We're really gonna listen to this. Yes, the whole thing

0:34:37.320 --> 0:34:38.440
<v Speaker 1>all the way through. I want you to see what

0:34:38.440 --> 0:34:41.239
<v Speaker 1>the computer, what AI can do. There's five of these. Yeah,

0:34:41.280 --> 0:34:45.040
<v Speaker 1>they were no different, They're all different. What's the scary

0:34:45.160 --> 0:34:46.920
<v Speaker 1>learn about the leather lens?

0:34:47.520 --> 0:34:49.160
<v Speaker 4>Is he now a bets and man?

0:34:49.880 --> 0:34:51.520
<v Speaker 1>She was always he?

0:34:51.520 --> 0:34:58.640
<v Speaker 9>He thought he was his Sweden body was lelens. He

0:34:58.719 --> 0:35:02.959
<v Speaker 9>went a fan Frank in the Red district. He broke

0:35:03.040 --> 0:35:03.480
<v Speaker 9>the bag.

0:35:05.440 --> 0:35:08.400
<v Speaker 1>What he went there thinking he was smart?

0:35:08.840 --> 0:35:14.759
<v Speaker 9>The Netherlands Denmark, he's not as he got it.

0:35:20.000 --> 0:35:24.920
<v Speaker 1>They take themselves way too seriously. Okay, go to the

0:35:24.920 --> 0:35:29.520
<v Speaker 1>next one. Okay, what what styling is this? Alternate europop?

0:35:29.880 --> 0:35:32.880
<v Speaker 1>And a'll do grunge? Okay, oh my god?

0:35:33.640 --> 0:35:37.560
<v Speaker 9>What did here learn about the Netherlands? Is he now

0:35:37.600 --> 0:35:42.320
<v Speaker 9>a betterment? He was always eaten? He probably wasn't making

0:35:42.560 --> 0:35:44.480
<v Speaker 9>but it was never less.

0:35:46.360 --> 0:35:48.680
<v Speaker 1>What the hell is He went.

0:35:48.520 --> 0:35:51.920
<v Speaker 9>To the house of fans Frank in the Red Light district.

0:35:52.200 --> 0:35:53.560
<v Speaker 9>He broke the bank.

0:35:55.400 --> 0:35:57.320
<v Speaker 1>He went there thinking he was smart.

0:35:57.440 --> 0:36:15.680
<v Speaker 10>But the Netherlands at Denmark, he's not a culture all.

0:36:08.480 --> 0:36:10.160
<v Speaker 1>Right, all right, all right, we get the picture. No,

0:36:10.640 --> 0:36:13.920
<v Speaker 1>but wait a second, these are this is not based

0:36:14.040 --> 0:36:17.799
<v Speaker 1>on a specific woman's voice. That they didn't didn't rip

0:36:17.840 --> 0:36:20.200
<v Speaker 1>a woman's voice. And you know, like, how did they

0:36:20.239 --> 0:36:22.360
<v Speaker 1>come up with that voice? It doesn't sound like a computer.

0:36:22.960 --> 0:36:25.480
<v Speaker 1>But because it's AI. When I told it I wanted europop,

0:36:25.560 --> 0:36:28.440
<v Speaker 1>they took a typical europop sound and I did grunge.

0:36:28.760 --> 0:36:30.120
<v Speaker 1>Listen when that sounds like we're grunge.

0:36:30.640 --> 0:36:38.720
<v Speaker 9>Scary about the Netherlands, he was always he was in Sweden.

0:36:38.840 --> 0:36:49.600
<v Speaker 1>Body was ned. He went to the house. Brody's never

0:36:49.680 --> 0:36:53.520
<v Speaker 1>gonna He's never gonna leave his house again, David bebody,

0:36:53.880 --> 0:36:56.880
<v Speaker 1>He's just gonna be sit home writing fucking jingles and

0:36:57.040 --> 0:36:59.319
<v Speaker 1>punching him dude, putting them into AI all day.

0:36:59.400 --> 0:37:00.840
<v Speaker 3>This for you?

0:37:01.719 --> 0:37:02.480
<v Speaker 1>What this is?

0:37:02.640 --> 0:37:02.759
<v Speaker 3>Uh?

0:37:03.280 --> 0:37:05.040
<v Speaker 1>I get another one. I think this was a Swedish

0:37:05.080 --> 0:37:06.080
<v Speaker 1>metal but there's another.

0:37:06.719 --> 0:37:06.839
<v Speaker 8>Uh.

0:37:06.920 --> 0:37:29.920
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I got play go to the middle here serious, Okay,

0:37:30.040 --> 0:37:34.759
<v Speaker 1>it's like Alison Chain's almost Oh my god. I mean,

0:37:34.880 --> 0:37:39.000
<v Speaker 1>the possibilities are endless here, endless and endless. Where was

0:37:39.120 --> 0:37:43.360
<v Speaker 1>this twenty five years ago? Scary? Where was the internet?

0:37:43.360 --> 0:37:47.000
<v Speaker 1>Twenty five minutes? It was rhetoric? Rhetorical? Everything is everything

0:37:47.239 --> 0:37:50.480
<v Speaker 1>right now? So how about that? How about that? I

0:37:50.520 --> 0:37:52.759
<v Speaker 1>got jingle? I got you jingles anytime I want now,

0:37:52.920 --> 0:37:56.759
<v Speaker 1>boom boom boom boom. Now I can't do parodies. It's

0:37:56.800 --> 0:37:59.480
<v Speaker 1>like you can't, it's not they're not there yet. But

0:37:59.560 --> 0:38:03.919
<v Speaker 1>we're getting there, all right, So Netherlands. Wow, eight minutes later,

0:38:04.040 --> 0:38:07.520
<v Speaker 1>here we are, so dude, that's content, bro. Yeah, I know,

0:38:07.760 --> 0:38:11.000
<v Speaker 1>I love it. I just we needed five of them. Anyway,

0:38:11.480 --> 0:38:11.880
<v Speaker 1>I liked it.

0:38:12.040 --> 0:38:12.200
<v Speaker 4>I do.

0:38:12.360 --> 0:38:14.200
<v Speaker 1>I do like the electric the electro pop one.

0:38:14.239 --> 0:38:14.520
<v Speaker 4>I like that.

0:38:15.360 --> 0:38:18.640
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, that's my favorite one. I mean, yeah, where

0:38:18.680 --> 0:38:22.160
<v Speaker 1>do I begin? I went to I went to Marbella,

0:38:22.239 --> 0:38:25.879
<v Speaker 1>Spain first, right, Yeah, not the neother one like bathing suit?

0:38:27.000 --> 0:38:28.040
<v Speaker 1>Yeah about that?

0:38:28.400 --> 0:38:30.000
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, tell us that story, because it looked like you

0:38:30.040 --> 0:38:32.200
<v Speaker 2>bought a knockoff, which you never do, you boogie best,

0:38:32.480 --> 0:38:33.080
<v Speaker 2>well it was.

0:38:33.480 --> 0:38:39.280
<v Speaker 1>Montclair is a very famous brand from France, and it costs.

0:38:39.360 --> 0:38:42.080
<v Speaker 1>It costs crazy money, like five six, seven hundred dollars

0:38:42.160 --> 0:38:45.560
<v Speaker 1>for like a babby suit. Yeah, so what does it

0:38:45.640 --> 0:38:45.960
<v Speaker 1>do better?

0:38:46.040 --> 0:38:46.640
<v Speaker 4>What is it? What?

0:38:47.800 --> 0:38:50.759
<v Speaker 1>It's got a freaking Montclair patch on it. Next thing,

0:38:50.800 --> 0:38:53.160
<v Speaker 1>you know, I'm sitting there on the launch chair. It's status.

0:38:53.239 --> 0:38:56.680
<v Speaker 1>It's status, Brodie. As as that girl from the Bricklyman

0:38:56.840 --> 0:38:59.759
<v Speaker 1>Bronx said, I'm a braggart, you know, I gotta be

0:38:59.800 --> 0:39:02.400
<v Speaker 1>a how was its status to got a bag? I

0:39:02.480 --> 0:39:05.399
<v Speaker 1>got a brag? Okay, all right, all right, dude, I'm

0:39:05.440 --> 0:39:08.759
<v Speaker 1>being facetious. I don't know. Okay. So there was a

0:39:08.840 --> 0:39:12.200
<v Speaker 1>guy sitting there on the beach with a stack of

0:39:12.280 --> 0:39:14.879
<v Speaker 1>these bathing suits and he's like walking around, He's coming

0:39:14.920 --> 0:39:17.200
<v Speaker 1>up to everybody on the lounge chairs, and I'm like,

0:39:17.280 --> 0:39:19.600
<v Speaker 1>oh my god, I really liked that color of blue,

0:39:19.680 --> 0:39:24.280
<v Speaker 1>that the shade of blue was beautiful. So I humored

0:39:24.360 --> 0:39:26.480
<v Speaker 1>him and he goes he thirty dollars on the Montclair,

0:39:26.600 --> 0:39:29.800
<v Speaker 1>thirty dollars on the Montclair, like for thirty dollars, and

0:39:29.880 --> 0:39:31.960
<v Speaker 1>he goes, yeah, yeah, it's good, it's good. It's very good.

0:39:32.080 --> 0:39:34.960
<v Speaker 1>He wouldn't answer my question of is it real. He

0:39:35.080 --> 0:39:38.719
<v Speaker 1>just kept saying, oh, it's very good quality. He's a politician. Yeah, exactly.

0:39:38.800 --> 0:39:42.200
<v Speaker 1>Didn't answer the question. So my friend looked. My friend

0:39:42.239 --> 0:39:44.440
<v Speaker 1>looked at me and he's like, dude. He goes for

0:39:45.040 --> 0:39:47.759
<v Speaker 1>thirty dollars. I said, nah, I said, I said, I

0:39:47.840 --> 0:39:50.719
<v Speaker 1>wanted for twenty damn right, I said, twenty dollars. I'll

0:39:50.760 --> 0:39:52.120
<v Speaker 1>give us to you. I'll take it right now off

0:39:52.120 --> 0:39:54.319
<v Speaker 1>your hands. He goes, yeah, twenty five. You got a deal.

0:39:54.560 --> 0:39:56.759
<v Speaker 1>Twenty five. And I looked and I'm like, know what,

0:39:57.560 --> 0:40:00.840
<v Speaker 1>I'm supporting the local community. Well twenty two. Nah, I,

0:40:01.360 --> 0:40:03.440
<v Speaker 1>I didn't have fucking change. I'm gona get it. I'll

0:40:03.480 --> 0:40:07.560
<v Speaker 1>give you twenty five dollars supporting local businesses. He gives

0:40:07.560 --> 0:40:11.239
<v Speaker 1>me the bathing suit, he walks away, disappears into the ether.

0:40:11.960 --> 0:40:13.600
<v Speaker 1>I looked on the en seam of the bathing suit.

0:40:14.560 --> 0:40:18.800
<v Speaker 1>Tex says it's from prime Mark. From what Primark is

0:40:18.880 --> 0:40:23.160
<v Speaker 1>that like Walmart? It's like a British Uh, It's like

0:40:23.320 --> 0:40:27.279
<v Speaker 1>it's like one of those discount So it's probably nine

0:40:27.320 --> 0:40:29.360
<v Speaker 1>dollars in the store and you paid twenty five pretty

0:40:29.400 --> 0:40:32.239
<v Speaker 1>much pretty much that and then maybe that the patch

0:40:32.360 --> 0:40:35.239
<v Speaker 1>cost a dollar. He sewed it on. Now did you go?

0:40:35.760 --> 0:40:39.719
<v Speaker 1>So the I went on Claire style. I got that,

0:40:39.880 --> 0:40:42.640
<v Speaker 1>get home, I get back to his house, I'm like, oh,

0:40:42.680 --> 0:40:45.400
<v Speaker 1>let me try this on. It said it was a large,

0:40:45.560 --> 0:40:47.680
<v Speaker 1>but it wouldn't go up my fucking thighs. Dude, it

0:40:47.760 --> 0:40:51.120
<v Speaker 1>was a size small. So I can't even wear the

0:40:51.239 --> 0:40:55.120
<v Speaker 1>damn thing. So if anybody's a size small to men

0:40:55.520 --> 0:40:59.879
<v Speaker 1>medium mens, yeah, you know, I'll give you a free monk.

0:41:00.120 --> 0:41:03.400
<v Speaker 1>Their bathing suit, which I wish came on, came on Walmart.

0:41:03.480 --> 0:41:06.680
<v Speaker 1>Whatever is the crazy part though, is brody I put

0:41:07.080 --> 0:41:09.640
<v Speaker 1>I put a poll out after I posted it. It

0:41:09.680 --> 0:41:10.920
<v Speaker 1>sounds like your pole was all the way out with

0:41:10.960 --> 0:41:14.440
<v Speaker 1>that's it really was. It was hanging out and I

0:41:14.520 --> 0:41:17.600
<v Speaker 1>put the poll out and I said, you know, obviously

0:41:17.760 --> 0:41:19.880
<v Speaker 1>it's a fake. Would you pay twenty five dollars? Is

0:41:19.960 --> 0:41:23.840
<v Speaker 1>it worth it or what? Almost everybody was like seventy

0:41:24.360 --> 0:41:27.359
<v Speaker 1>thirty percent that said nothing wrong with that, No shame

0:41:27.400 --> 0:41:29.359
<v Speaker 1>in that game. Because I said, well, I said, well,

0:41:29.400 --> 0:41:32.719
<v Speaker 1>anybody know, and they said no way. Most people said

0:41:33.200 --> 0:41:36.200
<v Speaker 1>there's no shot anyone's gonna look at that and call

0:41:36.320 --> 0:41:39.279
<v Speaker 1>me out for it being a fake. I guess people,

0:41:39.360 --> 0:41:42.280
<v Speaker 1>you know people do that with handbags unless you really

0:41:42.400 --> 0:41:45.879
<v Speaker 1>really know, you know, you did you Google Image these

0:41:46.120 --> 0:41:50.640
<v Speaker 1>this para, it's the same patterne Yes, it looks it

0:41:50.719 --> 0:41:53.640
<v Speaker 1>looks the same color. The only difference is that I

0:41:53.719 --> 0:41:56.719
<v Speaker 1>could tell that's that's physical, that's visual on the outside.

0:41:56.880 --> 0:42:00.360
<v Speaker 1>Is you know when they have the they yeah, I

0:42:00.400 --> 0:42:03.160
<v Speaker 1>guess they're the the shoelace material that go around your

0:42:03.200 --> 0:42:05.480
<v Speaker 1>waist and you tie into a bow. You know how

0:42:05.719 --> 0:42:11.000
<v Speaker 1>the shoelace has the little plastic piece. Yeah. I have

0:42:11.080 --> 0:42:12.759
<v Speaker 1>a family member that works for the company in New

0:42:12.840 --> 0:42:15.800
<v Speaker 1>Jersey that makes those the little little tiny plastic plastic

0:42:15.880 --> 0:42:19.600
<v Speaker 1>hard tips that so yeah, so in this case it's

0:42:19.600 --> 0:42:21.040
<v Speaker 1>at the front of the bathing suit and you tie

0:42:21.120 --> 0:42:24.680
<v Speaker 1>it into a bow. Whatever. Well, if you look at

0:42:24.719 --> 0:42:28.360
<v Speaker 1>the the real Montclair those are made of like a

0:42:28.440 --> 0:42:31.120
<v Speaker 1>little like almost like a metal and they have like

0:42:31.200 --> 0:42:34.560
<v Speaker 1>a cap on it. My bathing suit it's made of

0:42:34.680 --> 0:42:38.480
<v Speaker 1>clear plastic and there and there's no cap on it. Right,

0:42:38.560 --> 0:42:42.040
<v Speaker 1>Those are called aglets. Aglets, So there's there's a problem

0:42:42.080 --> 0:42:43.840
<v Speaker 1>with the ag lit. Okay, so let me ask you

0:42:43.840 --> 0:42:46.120
<v Speaker 1>a question. Let's say that it was your size. Yeah, right,

0:42:47.120 --> 0:42:50.280
<v Speaker 1>let's say they fit beautifully. You paid twenty five dollars.

0:42:51.000 --> 0:42:54.160
<v Speaker 2>You're not going to tell anyone they're fake, right, right, Okay,

0:42:54.920 --> 0:42:57.520
<v Speaker 2>Let's say you're in the South of France and you're

0:42:57.520 --> 0:43:01.239
<v Speaker 2>in a store and there's the same pair. You understand

0:43:01.800 --> 0:43:04.759
<v Speaker 2>it is pointless to spend five hundred dollars for the

0:43:04.880 --> 0:43:07.920
<v Speaker 2>exact same bathing suit minus the agletz you give it

0:43:08.000 --> 0:43:08.680
<v Speaker 2>twenty five dollars.

0:43:09.760 --> 0:43:11.279
<v Speaker 1>That's what the That's what most of the people on

0:43:11.360 --> 0:43:13.800
<v Speaker 1>Instagram were telling me. They were like, it's stupid to

0:43:13.920 --> 0:43:15.479
<v Speaker 1>even think about paying the five hundred.

0:43:15.520 --> 0:43:19.040
<v Speaker 2>If you buy a knockoff Rolex, I could see it

0:43:19.120 --> 0:43:21.879
<v Speaker 2>maybe not telling time as well, or not having their

0:43:21.920 --> 0:43:22.840
<v Speaker 2>like the diamonds on it.

0:43:23.560 --> 0:43:25.880
<v Speaker 1>But so there's a slight difference. It's still gonna tell

0:43:25.880 --> 0:43:29.000
<v Speaker 1>you the time. If you buy a knockoff Gucci bag,

0:43:29.200 --> 0:43:31.520
<v Speaker 1>it's gonna look like a Gucci bag. Yeah, maybe if

0:43:31.520 --> 0:43:34.759
<v Speaker 1>you can like feel it a slight difference. And I'm

0:43:34.760 --> 0:43:36.680
<v Speaker 1>not saying ripoff designers. I'm not a fan of ripping

0:43:36.680 --> 0:43:38.359
<v Speaker 1>off the creed. Yeah, because I know people are out

0:43:38.400 --> 0:43:40.719
<v Speaker 1>there thinking about that right now, saying like, what are

0:43:40.719 --> 0:43:44.200
<v Speaker 1>you what are you doing here? You're supporting the black market. Hey,

0:43:44.320 --> 0:43:47.239
<v Speaker 1>nobody said what the guy look like? Dude? Please, I'm

0:43:47.400 --> 0:43:50.279
<v Speaker 1>supporting that. It was a terrible joke. Oh no, you

0:43:50.440 --> 0:43:54.799
<v Speaker 1>you you you're you're supporting like you know, people might

0:43:54.840 --> 0:43:55.960
<v Speaker 1>have theft or but that's not.

0:43:56.000 --> 0:43:59.239
<v Speaker 2>What I'm getting into. What I'm getting into is you're

0:43:59.320 --> 0:44:02.680
<v Speaker 2>you're paying five hundred dollars for a bathing suit that's

0:44:02.719 --> 0:44:04.480
<v Speaker 2>going to cover your balls when you go on a pool,

0:44:04.840 --> 0:44:06.080
<v Speaker 2>and that's that's the purpose.

0:44:06.360 --> 0:44:06.560
<v Speaker 4>I was.

0:44:06.719 --> 0:44:08.319
<v Speaker 1>I was wondering if it was going to disintegrate when

0:44:08.320 --> 0:44:08.879
<v Speaker 1>I went in the water.

0:44:09.640 --> 0:44:11.840
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yours, this the one you bought, probably wouldn't cover

0:44:11.880 --> 0:44:13.200
<v Speaker 2>your balls because you bought a kid small.

0:44:13.280 --> 0:44:15.160
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it was. It was definitely here. Everything was off

0:44:15.200 --> 0:44:19.360
<v Speaker 1>about this. I again, I will say, you're right, I

0:44:19.520 --> 0:44:26.520
<v Speaker 1>probably should rethink buying real ones versus fake ones in

0:44:26.600 --> 0:44:30.440
<v Speaker 1>anything going forward. Yeah, because I price right. I have

0:44:30.600 --> 0:44:33.560
<v Speaker 1>a billionaire, a multimillionaire. Then to you five hundred dollars

0:44:33.600 --> 0:44:35.319
<v Speaker 1>for a bathing suit is like, no, shut up, dick,

0:44:36.080 --> 0:44:38.000
<v Speaker 1>I will say, I talking about it. I said, if

0:44:38.000 --> 0:44:39.560
<v Speaker 1>you're a millionaire, what's it doing you? I do you

0:44:39.680 --> 0:44:40.760
<v Speaker 1>you call me a millionaire?

0:44:41.040 --> 0:44:41.080
<v Speaker 4>No?

0:44:41.160 --> 0:44:43.200
<v Speaker 2>I said, if someone's a millionaire, a five hundreds a

0:44:43.200 --> 0:44:46.000
<v Speaker 2>bathing suit is like nothing. I'll take your apology.

0:44:45.640 --> 0:44:49.680
<v Speaker 1>Now anyway, not apologizing to the r S. All right,

0:44:49.800 --> 0:44:53.880
<v Speaker 1>I have it. I went to France and I saved

0:44:55.000 --> 0:44:57.640
<v Speaker 1>twelve hundred dollars off of a Montclair jacket. I bought

0:44:57.680 --> 0:45:01.719
<v Speaker 1>an authentic Montclair jacket in France. Now's the scary. I know,

0:45:02.200 --> 0:45:04.719
<v Speaker 1>that's the scary. Everyone, Well, this was This was like

0:45:04.920 --> 0:45:07.839
<v Speaker 1>a couple of years ago, and now that I think

0:45:07.880 --> 0:45:11.640
<v Speaker 1>about it, if I'm being honest, if I would have

0:45:11.960 --> 0:45:14.800
<v Speaker 1>gotten that same jacket that was a fake with just

0:45:14.840 --> 0:45:18.040
<v Speaker 1>the Montclair patch on it, I don't think anybody would

0:45:18.080 --> 0:45:20.520
<v Speaker 1>know because everyone says, oh, it's a great jacket. Oh

0:45:20.560 --> 0:45:24.160
<v Speaker 1>it's a Montclair. Oh nice. They don't scrutinize it. Nobody's

0:45:24.200 --> 0:45:27.600
<v Speaker 1>ever questioned me if that was a reel or a fake. Yeah,

0:45:27.640 --> 0:45:29.799
<v Speaker 1>because it's real though, so they didn't nobody even if

0:45:29.840 --> 0:45:31.640
<v Speaker 1>it was fake. When my point is, did you buy

0:45:31.719 --> 0:45:33.480
<v Speaker 1>the jacket? Does it have the Is it the best

0:45:33.560 --> 0:45:36.800
<v Speaker 1>looking jacket you've ever I love it. It's my favorite maroon.

0:45:37.560 --> 0:45:40.200
<v Speaker 1>It's like a windbreaker jacket. It's beautiful. I love it.

0:45:40.280 --> 0:45:42.960
<v Speaker 2>Is that the long one, the long puffy one not puffy, no,

0:45:43.560 --> 0:45:46.800
<v Speaker 2>and but it's got it's long though, right, it's on

0:45:46.840 --> 0:45:49.040
<v Speaker 2>your knees no, No.

0:45:49.080 --> 0:45:52.360
<v Speaker 1>It's a jacket. It's it's just a springtime windbreaker jacket.

0:45:52.400 --> 0:45:54.440
<v Speaker 1>It's maroon. Thinking of you, I liked it. I liked

0:45:54.480 --> 0:45:57.120
<v Speaker 1>the color, it was unique. And the fact that I

0:45:57.200 --> 0:45:59.719
<v Speaker 1>knew that I was getting all the tax, I wasn't

0:45:59.760 --> 0:46:02.000
<v Speaker 1>paying tax and I was. It's a good deal. Then, yeah,

0:46:02.120 --> 0:46:04.920
<v Speaker 1>because that same jacket in America a year later was

0:46:05.080 --> 0:46:07.800
<v Speaker 1>eight hundred dollars more. I believe something like that. Some stupids.

0:46:07.800 --> 0:46:09.360
<v Speaker 1>Why people buy stuff and you're bring it back in

0:46:09.400 --> 0:46:12.160
<v Speaker 1>South that's exactly well, I didn't sell it, but anyway,

0:46:13.000 --> 0:46:16.520
<v Speaker 1>My point is had it been a knockoff, I probably

0:46:17.080 --> 0:46:19.120
<v Speaker 1>no one would have would have called me out on it,

0:46:19.120 --> 0:46:21.200
<v Speaker 1>all right, So anyway, so that so that's what I

0:46:21.280 --> 0:46:24.680
<v Speaker 1>did there, all right. Now, Now back to Amsterdam. What

0:46:24.800 --> 0:46:27.839
<v Speaker 1>did I do? Went to I walked to the Red

0:46:27.960 --> 0:46:31.160
<v Speaker 1>Light district. Can you believe my friends didn't want to

0:46:31.200 --> 0:46:33.840
<v Speaker 1>go there. They're like I might. No, no, no, no,

0:46:34.280 --> 0:46:38.040
<v Speaker 1>and for no other reason, because of the history and

0:46:38.160 --> 0:46:40.359
<v Speaker 1>it's the unique, most unique place in the war.

0:46:41.360 --> 0:46:41.400
<v Speaker 3>No.

0:46:41.840 --> 0:46:45.040
<v Speaker 1>My point is it's what it's famous for. You do

0:46:45.280 --> 0:46:48.800
<v Speaker 1>the famous thing. Regardless, I'm not saying you actually a

0:46:49.000 --> 0:46:52.319
<v Speaker 1>bibe in I'm not saying you're going you're walking into

0:46:52.400 --> 0:46:55.480
<v Speaker 1>these rooms with these women and having prostitute and the

0:46:55.520 --> 0:46:57.680
<v Speaker 1>Statue of liberty. In this case, the statue Liberty will

0:46:57.680 --> 0:47:00.319
<v Speaker 1>be naked. It's a tourist thing. It's just it's sight

0:47:00.400 --> 0:47:02.320
<v Speaker 1>to see. You gotta go to the red light district.

0:47:02.400 --> 0:47:04.879
<v Speaker 2>There's naked people all over the and you have sex

0:47:04.960 --> 0:47:06.080
<v Speaker 2>in the windows of storefronts.

0:47:07.840 --> 0:47:11.000
<v Speaker 1>I waited till the last night, and I said to

0:47:11.080 --> 0:47:15.120
<v Speaker 1>my friends, you pussies. I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa wa No,

0:47:15.239 --> 0:47:18.440
<v Speaker 1>oh wait, bad, bad choice of words. I said, what

0:47:18.520 --> 0:47:20.520
<v Speaker 1>you're talking to the people? I said, what is your

0:47:20.600 --> 0:47:23.280
<v Speaker 1>hang up about not walking through the red light district

0:47:23.320 --> 0:47:26.719
<v Speaker 1>for fifteen minutes? Humor me. We're gonna take an uber there.

0:47:26.800 --> 0:47:28.800
<v Speaker 1>I'll pay for the damn uber. We'll all go in

0:47:28.880 --> 0:47:31.040
<v Speaker 1>the uber. We'll walk through the back and forth through

0:47:31.040 --> 0:47:34.239
<v Speaker 1>the alleyways. We'll see the sights, we'll see what this

0:47:34.760 --> 0:47:38.719
<v Speaker 1>the legend, the legacy, the main thing of this, what

0:47:38.880 --> 0:47:41.960
<v Speaker 1>this city is known for. And we will take an

0:47:42.040 --> 0:47:46.120
<v Speaker 1>uber back. And only two of my friends came with me.

0:47:46.239 --> 0:47:49.160
<v Speaker 1>The rest said, nope, we're not coming. So we walked

0:47:49.280 --> 0:47:53.400
<v Speaker 1>me Lloyd and Jay walked through the red light district.

0:47:53.920 --> 0:47:58.080
<v Speaker 1>And uh, I gotta say the women were not trashy.

0:47:58.239 --> 0:48:01.080
<v Speaker 1>That wasn't the trashy part. It was the filth on

0:48:01.200 --> 0:48:03.640
<v Speaker 1>the streets walking up and down. It was the five

0:48:03.760 --> 0:48:06.880
<v Speaker 1>hundred to one ratio men to women from around the

0:48:06.960 --> 0:48:10.680
<v Speaker 1>world in like cat calling. The women in the wolf

0:48:10.800 --> 0:48:14.480
<v Speaker 1>packs like they're going at the windows like yelling, and

0:48:14.960 --> 0:48:17.880
<v Speaker 1>it felt like I was up about that about reading respectful. Well,

0:48:17.920 --> 0:48:21.839
<v Speaker 1>it was brody. I swear it was no better than

0:48:21.880 --> 0:48:24.560
<v Speaker 1>Bourbon Street in New Orleans. Sorry if you're a fan

0:48:24.680 --> 0:48:28.840
<v Speaker 1>of anyone, but it's like it's filthy, it's crowded, it's disgusting.

0:48:29.360 --> 0:48:32.880
<v Speaker 1>And those were the streets and then they honestly, they

0:48:32.920 --> 0:48:36.719
<v Speaker 1>were red lights over each window. The women looked like

0:48:36.800 --> 0:48:40.920
<v Speaker 1>they were something out of like Friggin' Fortnite or something

0:48:41.440 --> 0:48:45.560
<v Speaker 1>or No No with Grand Theft Auto. It was like

0:48:45.800 --> 0:48:48.600
<v Speaker 1>because it was like those type, but it was the

0:48:48.680 --> 0:48:52.279
<v Speaker 1>women had these favorable, these beautiful light on them. Some

0:48:52.400 --> 0:48:54.440
<v Speaker 1>of them I thought was AI themselves because it was

0:48:54.600 --> 0:48:57.040
<v Speaker 1>didn't look real. But they were in the windows. They

0:48:57.080 --> 0:48:59.719
<v Speaker 1>were like sucking lollipops. They were making like faces at

0:48:59.760 --> 0:49:01.840
<v Speaker 1>the guy was like, hey, come on in here, and

0:49:01.920 --> 0:49:06.800
<v Speaker 1>then if if the curtains were closed, then they were busy, occupied, occupied.

0:49:07.080 --> 0:49:08.759
<v Speaker 1>And if the curtains were open, they were right there,

0:49:08.800 --> 0:49:10.839
<v Speaker 1>and they were like hoping that you would literally open

0:49:10.920 --> 0:49:12.640
<v Speaker 1>the door next to them and go in the room

0:49:12.719 --> 0:49:14.920
<v Speaker 1>with them. But we didn't do that, of course we

0:49:15.360 --> 0:49:17.560
<v Speaker 1>we just we walked up and down we saw we

0:49:17.640 --> 0:49:20.239
<v Speaker 1>needed to see. It's an experience to check it and

0:49:20.360 --> 0:49:21.920
<v Speaker 1>check it off. The box checks out.

0:49:21.960 --> 0:49:24.640
<v Speaker 2>It's like it's like Chinatown in New York, except the

0:49:24.719 --> 0:49:25.560
<v Speaker 2>Chinese food's naked.

0:49:26.760 --> 0:49:28.120
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you just have to see it. You have to

0:49:28.200 --> 0:49:31.040
<v Speaker 1>experience it once. Will I go back there again, Probably not,

0:49:31.640 --> 0:49:34.040
<v Speaker 1>but I would go back to Amsterdam though. It's one

0:49:34.080 --> 0:49:36.200
<v Speaker 1>of the most beautiful cities I've ever been to. It was,

0:49:36.320 --> 0:49:39.520
<v Speaker 1>it's gorgeous, lots of canals. Here's what I learned in

0:49:39.560 --> 0:49:43.279
<v Speaker 1>the Netherlands. There's more canals in Amsterdam than there are

0:49:43.360 --> 0:49:47.400
<v Speaker 1>in Venice. That's correct, all right. Eighty percent of all

0:49:47.480 --> 0:49:49.320
<v Speaker 1>people in the Netherlands.

0:49:49.320 --> 0:49:51.839
<v Speaker 2>Own a bicycle, own a bicycle, and they and they

0:49:51.960 --> 0:49:54.360
<v Speaker 2>ride like maniacs in and out of the cars. And

0:49:54.520 --> 0:49:57.000
<v Speaker 2>all the cars are like smart cars as small, so

0:49:57.080 --> 0:50:00.359
<v Speaker 2>the parking spaces are ridiculously tiny. These bike You can't

0:50:00.360 --> 0:50:03.120
<v Speaker 2>own a Dodge Charger in Amsterdam. No, kates aren't wide enough,

0:50:03.760 --> 0:50:05.239
<v Speaker 2>these bike spaces aren't big enough.

0:50:05.280 --> 0:50:08.840
<v Speaker 1>Brody. The people think all right, they all right, Brody

0:50:08.960 --> 0:50:11.160
<v Speaker 1>just said the bikers whatever up and no, no, no,

0:50:11.760 --> 0:50:18.560
<v Speaker 1>you have to understand slices, streams of biker traffic. They

0:50:18.600 --> 0:50:21.080
<v Speaker 1>don't let up. You can't cross the street because there's

0:50:21.120 --> 0:50:24.239
<v Speaker 1>so much. And again it's not one, and then another three,

0:50:24.320 --> 0:50:29.239
<v Speaker 1>and then it's people. It's everybody, everybody. It's bike bike bike, bike, bike,

0:50:29.320 --> 0:50:32.200
<v Speaker 1>bike bike stream and they will fucking run you over.

0:50:32.440 --> 0:50:35.320
<v Speaker 1>If you're a pedestrian, you are not safe. These bikers

0:50:35.440 --> 0:50:37.600
<v Speaker 1>own the fucking road right They have a pack mentality.

0:50:37.880 --> 0:50:39.879
<v Speaker 1>And I scared for I was scared for my own

0:50:39.960 --> 0:50:43.000
<v Speaker 1>life when I was in the ubers because they came so.

0:50:45.560 --> 0:50:49.080
<v Speaker 2>Of the bikes that's right on, They ride right alongside you,

0:50:49.120 --> 0:50:49.680
<v Speaker 2>they cut you off.

0:50:49.680 --> 0:50:52.759
<v Speaker 1>They don't like how is it that? How is it

0:50:52.840 --> 0:50:55.480
<v Speaker 1>that there's not more bike accidents every day. Harry Jones

0:50:55.560 --> 0:50:57.600
<v Speaker 1>is the guy that hates bike lanes in New York

0:50:57.640 --> 0:51:00.480
<v Speaker 1>City and went to the biking capital of the world.

0:51:00.600 --> 0:51:01.440
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, it was.

0:51:01.719 --> 0:51:06.640
<v Speaker 2>Where everybody every because it's a very environmentally friendly city,

0:51:07.280 --> 0:51:10.640
<v Speaker 2>so there's very few cars. It's it's all and you

0:51:10.680 --> 0:51:13.040
<v Speaker 2>can walk everywhere. It's it's just it's a small city

0:51:13.360 --> 0:51:15.960
<v Speaker 2>compared to New York. I don't know where you guys live, slices.

0:51:16.160 --> 0:51:17.759
<v Speaker 2>You may be in a small city. It's not a

0:51:17.760 --> 0:51:20.120
<v Speaker 2>big city. But you can walk around, but you really

0:51:20.200 --> 0:51:23.240
<v Speaker 2>have to like look both ways because the bikes are like, take.

0:51:23.080 --> 0:51:26.440
<v Speaker 1>Your feet off. They own the road. They like Italy

0:51:26.440 --> 0:51:28.239
<v Speaker 1>where it's all vespas. So it's a bike. So it

0:51:28.360 --> 0:51:29.920
<v Speaker 1>was fun. It was a good time there. It has

0:51:29.960 --> 0:51:32.160
<v Speaker 1>a great food. My friends did all the all the

0:51:32.200 --> 0:51:35.360
<v Speaker 1>food hunting. I was just sat there and I enjoyed

0:51:35.360 --> 0:51:37.839
<v Speaker 1>all of it. And uh and then I went to, oh,

0:51:37.920 --> 0:51:40.480
<v Speaker 1>the Vincent van Go Museum. Did you know what?

0:51:41.600 --> 0:51:41.680
<v Speaker 4>Hi?

0:51:41.840 --> 0:51:44.480
<v Speaker 1>Ah, that's a cut off your ear joke, ladies, Joe,

0:51:44.680 --> 0:51:47.920
<v Speaker 1>thank you everybody yet, but Brody, I traveled all the way.

0:51:48.320 --> 0:51:50.160
<v Speaker 1>You've got to go to van Go. That's what they say,

0:51:50.360 --> 0:51:53.600
<v Speaker 1>Van Vincent van Go Museum. You know, my favorite painting

0:51:53.640 --> 0:51:57.080
<v Speaker 1>of all time, Starry Night is the only one?

0:51:57.120 --> 0:51:57.320
<v Speaker 3>You know?

0:51:57.800 --> 0:52:02.480
<v Speaker 1>Well, no, is that the only one? Sunflowers? Okay, but

0:52:02.560 --> 0:52:05.839
<v Speaker 1>hal's again no, no, you ready for the plot twist? Yeah.

0:52:07.800 --> 0:52:09.760
<v Speaker 1>I go all the way to Amsterdam to the Vincent

0:52:09.800 --> 0:52:15.640
<v Speaker 1>van Go Museum, and I'm like, oh, gotta see Starry Night. Wait,

0:52:16.560 --> 0:52:18.400
<v Speaker 1>what do you mean Storry Night is not inside the

0:52:18.480 --> 0:52:21.520
<v Speaker 1>Vincent van Go Museum, David Brody, do you know where

0:52:21.800 --> 0:52:22.560
<v Speaker 1>Storry Night is?

0:52:22.880 --> 0:52:23.120
<v Speaker 3>I do.

0:52:23.719 --> 0:52:27.799
<v Speaker 1>It's a museum of modern art in New York City.

0:52:29.520 --> 0:52:33.160
<v Speaker 1>I had no idea. But could you imagine, dude, you

0:52:33.480 --> 0:52:35.640
<v Speaker 1>would be the motherfucker trying to get your money back.

0:52:36.080 --> 0:52:38.520
<v Speaker 1>What do you mean Story Night's not here? No, I

0:52:38.520 --> 0:52:40.680
<v Speaker 1>wouldn't because I would have known them before. I researched

0:52:40.760 --> 0:52:41.040
<v Speaker 1>my trip.

0:52:41.120 --> 0:52:43.600
<v Speaker 2>Listen, when I go away, especially with my wife, she

0:52:43.800 --> 0:52:44.960
<v Speaker 2>researches everything.

0:52:45.200 --> 0:52:47.920
<v Speaker 1>There is nothing left a chance. She has restaurants, we're

0:52:47.960 --> 0:52:51.320
<v Speaker 1>going to, street tours were going to. We don't wing anything.

0:52:51.400 --> 0:52:55.680
<v Speaker 1>How is a museum called the Vincent Vang Museum. How

0:52:55.760 --> 0:53:00.080
<v Speaker 1>does it not have its most popular painting? So the

0:53:00.120 --> 0:53:04.399
<v Speaker 1>second most popular painting, Saw the Flowers, was in there. Okay, great, nice,

0:53:04.920 --> 0:53:06.120
<v Speaker 1>It was all right. It was cool.

0:53:06.200 --> 0:53:08.759
<v Speaker 2>Because paintings go on loan, they go on tour, people

0:53:08.840 --> 0:53:10.280
<v Speaker 2>buy them and donate them to the museum.

0:53:10.360 --> 0:53:12.759
<v Speaker 1>It's permanently at the moment in New York City, Yes,

0:53:12.840 --> 0:53:14.680
<v Speaker 1>because somebody decided to put it there. But it's not

0:53:14.760 --> 0:53:18.040
<v Speaker 1>like Van Gold gave it to them. Van went to

0:53:18.120 --> 0:53:21.640
<v Speaker 1>New York City. So yeah, I love that you. Uh yeah,

0:53:22.480 --> 0:53:25.840
<v Speaker 1>And I learned about he went fucking crazy. He was

0:53:26.080 --> 0:53:28.840
<v Speaker 1>admitted to an insane asylum. Yeah, because he was a

0:53:29.440 --> 0:53:31.200
<v Speaker 1>nut job. He cut off his own ear. He got

0:53:31.239 --> 0:53:34.480
<v Speaker 1>into a fight with Paul Gogan, the other painter staying

0:53:34.520 --> 0:53:38.160
<v Speaker 1>with him whatever, I don't know. Then he cut off

0:53:38.200 --> 0:53:40.160
<v Speaker 1>his ear and like impressed his ex girlfriend or something.

0:53:40.520 --> 0:53:42.560
<v Speaker 1>I have no idea. But on this last day he

0:53:42.680 --> 0:53:44.800
<v Speaker 1>was going to paint something in the fields of Amsterdam

0:53:45.440 --> 0:53:49.160
<v Speaker 1>and he basically just I guess he shot himself with

0:53:49.200 --> 0:53:51.160
<v Speaker 1>a chest or he took a knife to the chest.

0:53:51.200 --> 0:53:54.600
<v Speaker 1>I don't know. He killed himself, bludgeoned himself, died three

0:53:54.680 --> 0:53:58.319
<v Speaker 1>days later. Awful ending. Anyway, Yeah, he had he had

0:53:58.360 --> 0:54:01.600
<v Speaker 1>a fight with Paul Gogan, and uh, you're right, and

0:54:01.680 --> 0:54:05.120
<v Speaker 1>then and then and then yeah, and then and then

0:54:05.239 --> 0:54:08.840
<v Speaker 1>I will say, on a serious note, the Tulips, Oh no,

0:54:08.960 --> 0:54:11.040
<v Speaker 1>that's a not serious note. The tulips went to the

0:54:11.080 --> 0:54:13.719
<v Speaker 1>Tulip Festival. Did you tiptoe to the Tulips? It was great.

0:54:13.800 --> 0:54:15.680
<v Speaker 1>I have a picture. I posted my picture of me

0:54:16.160 --> 0:54:18.160
<v Speaker 1>amongst a field of tulips. That was a lot of

0:54:18.200 --> 0:54:21.000
<v Speaker 1>on did you wear wooden shoes? The what do you

0:54:21.080 --> 0:54:30.759
<v Speaker 1>call those clogs? Clogs? The wooden shoes, moccasins, no clogs anyway, no, uh.

0:54:30.880 --> 0:54:36.800
<v Speaker 1>And then finally, uh, the frank Museum. Wow, that was

0:54:36.960 --> 0:54:41.040
<v Speaker 1>very very moving. Thank you to my boy Nils, there's

0:54:41.040 --> 0:54:43.120
<v Speaker 1>a radio broadcaster in Amsterdam. He was the one who

0:54:43.120 --> 0:54:46.200
<v Speaker 1>hooked all of us up with these tickets. And uh,

0:54:47.560 --> 0:54:50.040
<v Speaker 1>you get to go into the house, into the annex

0:54:50.160 --> 0:54:56.000
<v Speaker 1>that they built, and then the original bookcase was there,

0:54:56.160 --> 0:55:01.480
<v Speaker 1>the bookcase that was basically the the passageway to the

0:55:01.600 --> 0:55:05.759
<v Speaker 1>hidden department. They're the hidden apartment, and we got to

0:55:05.920 --> 0:55:09.520
<v Speaker 1>walk through it. We walked through the apartment, the room

0:55:09.560 --> 0:55:13.239
<v Speaker 1>where Anne and her sister Margo stayed, and and it

0:55:13.400 --> 0:55:17.200
<v Speaker 1>was it was very eerie. It was very eerie. And

0:55:17.239 --> 0:55:19.600
<v Speaker 1>then and then we went into the room all the

0:55:19.640 --> 0:55:22.560
<v Speaker 1>other rooms back there. And I didn't think they were

0:55:22.640 --> 0:55:24.320
<v Speaker 1>we were going to be able to get.

0:55:24.280 --> 0:55:24.840
<v Speaker 4>That far in.

0:55:24.960 --> 0:55:27.439
<v Speaker 1>I didn't know that you actually get to physically walk

0:55:27.520 --> 0:55:30.800
<v Speaker 1>through it. But yeah, they had to remain silent like

0:55:31.000 --> 0:55:34.120
<v Speaker 1>all day because there were people working in that house

0:55:34.360 --> 0:55:37.759
<v Speaker 1>in that area, and I don't know how Neils pulled

0:55:37.760 --> 0:55:41.959
<v Speaker 1>it off. We got the bonus VIP VIP tour where

0:55:42.000 --> 0:55:48.800
<v Speaker 1>they said, we usually don't we usually don't show Otto's

0:55:48.880 --> 0:55:52.799
<v Speaker 1>office the father, but that's not really part of the tour.

0:55:52.920 --> 0:55:55.520
<v Speaker 1>But we're going to take you in there. So they

0:55:55.680 --> 0:55:59.480
<v Speaker 1>brought us behind the barricades with one key that unlocks

0:55:59.560 --> 0:56:02.680
<v Speaker 1>the office store, and they brought all my friends and I,

0:56:03.480 --> 0:56:08.239
<v Speaker 1>all of us into the my friends and me. You're

0:56:08.280 --> 0:56:11.799
<v Speaker 1>gonna correct me now now, that brought us into her

0:56:11.920 --> 0:56:16.520
<v Speaker 1>father's office, which pretty much looked like it did in

0:56:16.600 --> 0:56:20.120
<v Speaker 1>the nineteen forties because very little had changed. And we're

0:56:20.160 --> 0:56:23.920
<v Speaker 1>standing there and brodium out of that man. The importance

0:56:23.960 --> 0:56:27.800
<v Speaker 1>of Otto, Frank, I don't know. I mean well, I

0:56:27.880 --> 0:56:29.279
<v Speaker 1>mean I was saying he was the one, he was

0:56:29.280 --> 0:56:32.839
<v Speaker 1>the only survivor, and then he was the one who chronicled,

0:56:33.239 --> 0:56:34.920
<v Speaker 1>he got he got her works out there. He was

0:56:34.960 --> 0:56:37.960
<v Speaker 1>the one who held him and his sister in law.

0:56:38.080 --> 0:56:40.480
<v Speaker 1>No somebody else was was at or was it next

0:56:40.520 --> 0:56:44.920
<v Speaker 1>of kin. Anyway, he was a major part of the

0:56:45.000 --> 0:56:48.040
<v Speaker 1>reason why exactly we know the story his office has

0:56:48.320 --> 0:56:52.000
<v Speaker 1>gotta be awesome. Chills, chills, and my friends are looking

0:56:52.000 --> 0:56:55.719
<v Speaker 1>at me and they're like, fucking Scary Jones. Man, he

0:56:55.960 --> 0:56:59.799
<v Speaker 1>somehow pulled the Scary Jones in another country in one

0:56:59.840 --> 0:57:04.640
<v Speaker 1>of the most important pieces of the twentieth century history

0:57:04.760 --> 0:57:10.680
<v Speaker 1>history house with one of the most important pieces of work,

0:57:11.239 --> 0:57:15.040
<v Speaker 1>crazy that chronicles the most awful time in one of

0:57:15.080 --> 0:57:17.880
<v Speaker 1>the most awful times in the world's history. And you

0:57:18.040 --> 0:57:20.080
<v Speaker 1>find a way to open a velvet rope and get

0:57:20.120 --> 0:57:22.960
<v Speaker 1>in somewhere else. I got in. I got into the

0:57:23.040 --> 0:57:28.800
<v Speaker 1>Dad's office, not even I can't. It's dude, no words. Man,

0:57:29.280 --> 0:57:31.400
<v Speaker 1>that was a very big highlight. And I would have

0:57:31.440 --> 0:57:33.800
<v Speaker 1>been pissed if I would not have gotten into the

0:57:34.680 --> 0:57:36.520
<v Speaker 1>would have caused the scene at Dan frank House. No,

0:57:36.680 --> 0:57:38.280
<v Speaker 1>if I would have been upset because I would go

0:57:38.320 --> 0:57:39.840
<v Speaker 1>all the way to Amsterdam. When are they gonna go

0:57:39.880 --> 0:57:42.959
<v Speaker 1>back to Amsterdam? I got to the places to conquer. Yeah, well, listen,

0:57:43.040 --> 0:57:44.760
<v Speaker 1>you go back to the same four countries a lot.

0:57:44.800 --> 0:57:48.240
<v Speaker 1>You could go back to Amsterdam. I listen. I so

0:57:48.360 --> 0:57:52.040
<v Speaker 1>imagine how you felt and how what you experienced going there,

0:57:52.960 --> 0:57:56.200
<v Speaker 1>and then imagine what it's like to be Jewish and

0:57:56.360 --> 0:58:00.960
<v Speaker 1>go there. Yeah, and know that they went through that

0:58:01.120 --> 0:58:05.720
<v Speaker 1>simply because of being born and learning different fables than

0:58:05.760 --> 0:58:09.280
<v Speaker 1>other people. Stories I took. We took the audio tour,

0:58:09.400 --> 0:58:10.640
<v Speaker 1>so I learned a lot. Yeah, so what we did

0:58:10.680 --> 0:58:12.520
<v Speaker 1>he had the headphones on. Yeah, yep. They did a

0:58:12.600 --> 0:58:13.120
<v Speaker 1>nice job with that.

0:58:13.200 --> 0:58:15.200
<v Speaker 2>You know what's great is that house used to be

0:58:15.320 --> 0:58:17.080
<v Speaker 2>one of like a whole street full of old houses.

0:58:17.640 --> 0:58:20.640
<v Speaker 2>But now it's like it's it's right on the water.

0:58:20.840 --> 0:58:21.080
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

0:58:21.640 --> 0:58:24.880
<v Speaker 2>And how about that. Did you see the Chinese restaurant? No,

0:58:25.480 --> 0:58:27.240
<v Speaker 2>the giant Chinese restaurant on the water.

0:58:27.520 --> 0:58:29.320
<v Speaker 1>No, I didn't see that. Oh yeah, huge.

0:58:29.960 --> 0:58:32.400
<v Speaker 2>But they they stuck a museum on the side of it,

0:58:32.480 --> 0:58:36.280
<v Speaker 2>so you go in like this modern building that leads

0:58:36.320 --> 0:58:37.200
<v Speaker 2>you into what's.

0:58:37.080 --> 0:58:39.160
<v Speaker 1>Left of the house. Amazing what they did. I'm glad

0:58:39.200 --> 0:58:40.840
<v Speaker 1>you got to go. And the other thing I learned

0:58:40.880 --> 0:58:44.400
<v Speaker 1>in Holland or sorry, in Amsterdam is that, yes, it

0:58:44.560 --> 0:58:47.920
<v Speaker 1>is the Netherlands. Okay, I learned their flag. It's it's

0:58:47.960 --> 0:58:52.720
<v Speaker 1>like the French flag, but sideways. That's what you learned.

0:58:53.560 --> 0:58:59.600
<v Speaker 1>What else did I learned? An area? An area, yes, yes, yes?

0:58:59.760 --> 0:59:03.400
<v Speaker 1>And weedon in Norway this Scandinavia, yes, yes, everything everything,

0:59:03.480 --> 0:59:05.480
<v Speaker 1>everything very good? All right. When we come back, we

0:59:05.520 --> 0:59:06.960
<v Speaker 1>got to talk about tipping the.

0:59:07.400 --> 0:59:08.840
<v Speaker 9>Glen Boys podcast.

0:59:09.160 --> 0:59:10.280
<v Speaker 4>We will be right back.

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<v Speaker 1>I love how you're just gonna let me skirt by

0:59:14.720 --> 0:59:17.960
<v Speaker 1>the fact that my girlfriend wasn't on this trip. Oh

0:59:18.120 --> 0:59:21.360
<v Speaker 1>I was gonna save that. But so I'm watching Scary's

0:59:21.400 --> 0:59:25.400
<v Speaker 1>trip and I'm seeing all these great places he's going to. Now,

0:59:25.400 --> 0:59:27.480
<v Speaker 1>I went to Amstamp my wife, and I gotta tell you,

0:59:27.760 --> 0:59:31.320
<v Speaker 1>being with your with my wife made the trip completely

0:59:31.360 --> 0:59:33.760
<v Speaker 1>different because there's there's no one in the world I

0:59:33.800 --> 0:59:35.760
<v Speaker 1>would rather have been with than than my wife. Right,

0:59:36.120 --> 0:59:38.320
<v Speaker 1>you had to text me and ruin my vacation. The

0:59:38.480 --> 0:59:39.960
<v Speaker 1>beauty of the of the city.

0:59:40.080 --> 0:59:42.240
<v Speaker 2>I mean, even the red light district was We had

0:59:42.320 --> 0:59:45.400
<v Speaker 2>fun walking together as a couple, but like, it's such

0:59:45.440 --> 0:59:48.600
<v Speaker 2>a beautiful romantic We took canal rides, like if I

0:59:48.640 --> 0:59:50.920
<v Speaker 2>went with Scary or my boys, like, it wouldn't have

0:59:50.960 --> 0:59:53.360
<v Speaker 2>been the same. And this whole time, I'm thinking, boy,

0:59:53.440 --> 0:59:55.160
<v Speaker 2>you know, Scary is not the romantic type, but it's

0:59:55.160 --> 0:59:57.160
<v Speaker 2>hard to not be romantic in this city.

0:59:57.600 --> 0:59:59.439
<v Speaker 1>But you know, it's his boys. It's this week away

0:59:59.480 --> 1:00:01.640
<v Speaker 1>with the boys. I get it. And then he puts

1:00:01.720 --> 1:00:04.640
<v Speaker 1>up in addition to all his sight seeing stuff. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>happy birthday, Robin Scary Jones went away with his boys

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<v Speaker 1>during his girlfriend's birthday. Okay, O the fuck? Okay, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>you know. So he texted me, what would you go?

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<v Speaker 1>Text me? He goes, you left Robin on her birthday

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<v Speaker 1>podcast podcast. Oh my great, can't wait to hear this

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<v Speaker 1>on the fucking podcast. The very brief backstory. And I know, God,

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<v Speaker 1>we're running out of time. I got to talk about

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<v Speaker 1>we have that one. We have another break after this.

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<v Speaker 1>My point is this, Okay, I'll be brief about this.

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<v Speaker 1>When it was originally this was a fiftieth birthday present

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<v Speaker 1>to me, from me to me, from me, from me

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<v Speaker 1>to me and all of my friends who were also

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<v Speaker 1>turning fifty this year. This was a boy's trip. And

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<v Speaker 1>when it was proposed to go during this week, this

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<v Speaker 1>was back in October. It was still your girlfriend's birthday.

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<v Speaker 1>They were right, and I put the kebash on this week.

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<v Speaker 1>I said to my friend Jay, I said, Jay, you're

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<v Speaker 1>the planner. He's plan or plan or he's planned right.

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<v Speaker 1>You put your foot down, I said to him. I said, Joe,

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<v Speaker 1>where am I going? No shot, it's a Robin's birthday week.

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<v Speaker 1>Been with her for fifteen years. I need to be

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<v Speaker 1>in the city with her celebrating her birthday that week

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<v Speaker 1>for our fiftieth birthday. Trip boys, trip is off limits,

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<v Speaker 1>out of the question. You can go any time between

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<v Speaker 1>now and the end of December. Good, Yes, I have

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<v Speaker 1>eight weeks vacation. Bright the Morning shows on vacation every

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<v Speaker 1>other week. I have plenty of time, plenty of time.

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<v Speaker 1>And he goes, well, this is the week that works

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<v Speaker 1>best for us. I'm like, well, I'm sorry, man, what

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<v Speaker 1>do you want me to do? And you stood your ground?

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<v Speaker 1>Ye I stood. I'm trying to line the sand right here.

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<v Speaker 1>But it is the love of my life. I have

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<v Speaker 1>to be there for her. She would be there for me.

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<v Speaker 1>No way am I going. You couldn't drag me there, Brodie,

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<v Speaker 1>I did. I said all that, and I got the

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<v Speaker 1>final word and I walked away and I said, I said,

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<v Speaker 1>and that's the end of it. Yeah, he stormed out.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gone right, and you all and James boys anymore so.

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<v Speaker 1>And one day Robin was being picked up by Jason

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<v Speaker 1>and Denise my the husband and wife to come to

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<v Speaker 1>a party in Jersey to meet us. So I was

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<v Speaker 1>going to meet I met, I met my girlfriend with

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<v Speaker 1>and Jason and Denise at a party in Jersey, but

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<v Speaker 1>they had a lone time with her. They had alone

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<v Speaker 1>time and we get to the party and Jason says,

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<v Speaker 1>comes over me. He goes, hey, how you doing good?

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<v Speaker 1>Seeing you? Yes? By the way, you're coming to Amsterdam

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<v Speaker 1>in May. And I'm like, what, No, he goes, Yep,

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<v Speaker 1>he goes. I worked on her. What you say, hey? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>she was in the backseat of the car, me and Dee.

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<v Speaker 1>We were driving with an hour drive, and I brought

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<v Speaker 1>it up to her and I told her that even

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<v Speaker 1>though it's your birthday weekend, that's the best weekend all

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<v Speaker 1>the guys could go. Would you allow Scury to go?

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<v Speaker 1>So they guilted her. I don't know if they guilted

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<v Speaker 1>her or if you had nothing to do with putting

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<v Speaker 1>them up to it. Let's be clear, zero very so

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<v Speaker 1>as you stood your ground, I stood my ground. And

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<v Speaker 1>he said, and she said, she goes, you know what,

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<v Speaker 1>you only turned fifty once. She goes, she goes, and

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<v Speaker 1>it's not a big birthday for me. If it was

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<v Speaker 1>a big birthday, I'd have a problem with it. Fuck it,

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<v Speaker 1>that's how cool my girlfriend is. David Brody, She said, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>go let him go. Yeah, absolutely, you guys go okay,

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<v Speaker 1>But you realize she's not going to tell you a

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<v Speaker 1>friend and his girlfriend in a car. No, she's not

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<v Speaker 1>gonna say to him. Well, I didn't feel like she

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<v Speaker 1>was cornered, So that is the other thing that Well.

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<v Speaker 1>I went back to her. Then afterwards, I said, are

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<v Speaker 1>you sure you're okay with this? Because you were in

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<v Speaker 1>a weird sit situation in their car and he was

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<v Speaker 1>a conversation. She's going to say, I feel like that.

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<v Speaker 1>She goes, No, she goes, I'm really okay with it.

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<v Speaker 1>Trust me, I'm okay with it. So so I I

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<v Speaker 1>thank her for allowing me to go. Because so, tell us,

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<v Speaker 1>tell us slices, what you brought her back from the Netherlands.

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<v Speaker 1>What kind of what kind of ballpark? What kind of

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<v Speaker 1>souvenir did you get her to thank her for this moment?

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<v Speaker 7>No?

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, we're going to celebrate, you know, we're going

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<v Speaker 1>to celebrate her birthday and I'm going to get her

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<v Speaker 1>a gift and we're gonna do it the right way.

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<v Speaker 1>We're gonna do it. Why would you bring it back

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<v Speaker 1>from Medlins. I'm just curious. What should I have brought

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<v Speaker 1>her back. I didn't bring her back anything. So she

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<v Speaker 1>got the story where your friend Jason girlfriend talked her

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<v Speaker 1>out of wanting a souvenir. No you know that too. No,

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<v Speaker 1>you know something. You didn't see one thing that said

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<v Speaker 1>that would be my girlfriend. I love her. I think

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<v Speaker 1>it'll buy a flower. I think it would have been

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<v Speaker 1>offensive refrigerator now, because why would she want a remembrance

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<v Speaker 1>of the time she let me go to Amsterdam and

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<v Speaker 1>I fucked her over on her birthday? Does she really

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<v Speaker 1>need a shot glass from fucking Amsterdam at that shot?

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<v Speaker 1>Here's what you do.

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<v Speaker 2>You go and buy her a piece of jewelry with

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<v Speaker 2>like a diamond tulip or something that's Holland like Holland escort,

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<v Speaker 2>something that says Amsterdam.

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<v Speaker 1>Remark, so that you could go, honey, I couldn't. All

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<v Speaker 1>I did was think about you while I was gone.

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<v Speaker 1>I had a good time with the boys, but I

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<v Speaker 1>was thinking to you. So I got you this picture

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<v Speaker 1>of a naked lady in a store. Something I fucked up.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not exactly a very romantic thing. You know that

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<v Speaker 1>I gave her something. I went on trips.

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<v Speaker 2>I always brought my wife's jewelry. If I could or something.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, Hey, listen, I went to the Bahamas.

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<v Speaker 2>They sell turquoise. I got you his turquoise ring.

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<v Speaker 1>You got nothing you didn't get her, like wooden shoes,

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<v Speaker 1>like something that I make it up to her inother ways.

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<v Speaker 1>I show my love in other ways I'm not. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not big on buying souvenirs on vacation either. You buy

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<v Speaker 1>her something that says I was thinking about you. I

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<v Speaker 1>couldn't help but think about you while I was on

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<v Speaker 1>a beach buying a bootleg bathing suit. God, you got

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<v Speaker 1>to teach me how to be in a relationship, David Brother.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh listen, I'm listen. My wife will tell you I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not good at it, but I can tell you what

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<v Speaker 1>you did wrong. All right? Moving on, moving on?

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<v Speaker 2>Uh, I wrote a song because we were talking about

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want to play the song yet. I wrote

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<v Speaker 2>a song about the tipping culture we have in this country.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought of it when I told you I went

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<v Speaker 2>to the rock concert and the and the multi millionaire

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<v Speaker 2>guitar player's son wanted me to tip him for handing

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<v Speaker 2>me his shirt.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, they turned that screen around.

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<v Speaker 2>But then before I could play it on this podcast,

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<v Speaker 2>my friend told me about a restaurant he went to

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<v Speaker 2>in Miami.

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<v Speaker 1>Scary to have the receipt. I sent you a text

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<v Speaker 1>message with the receipt. Yes, I see the receipt right now. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I pulled it up. Okay, restaurant, I want you to

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know the name of the restaurants. I've not

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<v Speaker 1>gotten the name yet, but on the receipt, if you look,

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<v Speaker 1>he had sweet potato fries and h you got a

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<v Speaker 1>glacier lagger and a burger and you know, sometimes they

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<v Speaker 1>put in like if you're a party of five or more,

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<v Speaker 1>it'll say like eighteen percent c or twity added to

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<v Speaker 1>the tip, added to the check. Yep, I want you

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<v Speaker 1>to tell me. He had no choice. It was already

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<v Speaker 1>put on the I've never seen this. We're gonna talk

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<v Speaker 1>and then we'll play my song. Yeah, what is it?

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<v Speaker 1>He was charged? Well, first of all, it's written three

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<v Speaker 1>times the size and in bold, so they weren't hiding it.

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<v Speaker 1>They were very proud to put this two point five

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<v Speaker 1>percent kitchen appreciation tip on the bill for him. Thanks

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<v Speaker 1>for deciding for such a thing kitchen appreciation. So I wondered,

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<v Speaker 1>did he ask what that means? And who that goes to.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, they said, the kitchen staff that prepared your order.

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<v Speaker 2>That's their tip, and it left the spot for him

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<v Speaker 2>to tip the waitress.

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<v Speaker 1>Now wait a minute, so the waitress gets your tips. Wait,

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<v Speaker 1>the waitress doesn't share the tips with everybody else.

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<v Speaker 2>When you are a waitress, depending on the restaurant, you

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<v Speaker 2>tip out the bartender, the bus boy, but you you don't.

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<v Speaker 2>You rarely tip out the cooks unless they did you

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<v Speaker 2>a favor, like if they did a fast remake for

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<v Speaker 2>you because you messed up the order and they get

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<v Speaker 2>you a remake right away, you might give them a

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<v Speaker 2>little something. Hey, thanks for hooking me up. Make sure

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<v Speaker 2>I got you know, got the food out quickly. But look,

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<v Speaker 2>I've no offense to anyone who slices if you work

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<v Speaker 2>in the restaurant. I worked in kitchens for years, so

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not saying this is someone who doesn't, you know, relate.

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<v Speaker 2>When you work in the kitchen, you make, even if

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<v Speaker 2>it's not a great salary.

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<v Speaker 1>You you get minimum wage at least, right, yeah, you

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<v Speaker 1>get you get whatever the minimum wages in your state

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<v Speaker 1>minimum that's why they call minimum wage. You're making eleven

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<v Speaker 1>twelve fifteen dollars an hour. Whatever. Well, again, your state

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<v Speaker 1>could be different. But if you're a waitress, you make

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<v Speaker 1>like two bucks an hour and you live off of tips?

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<v Speaker 1>Do this place has decided, whether you like it or not,

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<v Speaker 1>you are paying a two point five percent kitchen appreciation tip,

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<v Speaker 1>whether you appreciated the kitchen or not. Correct. What if

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<v Speaker 1>you ordered a drink and you didn't even order a burger?

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<v Speaker 1>You just have to pay the kitchen appreciation tip. I

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<v Speaker 1>guess you do. And what if I pay with a

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<v Speaker 1>credit card? Am I getting banged for four more percent

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<v Speaker 1>for paying with a credit card? Holy shit? So he

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<v Speaker 1>had a burger and a couple of drinks. He's walking

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<v Speaker 1>out with a sixty dollar bill plus he's tipping the kitchen, yep,

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<v Speaker 1>and he's tipping the waitress. A tip for what? That's

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<v Speaker 1>what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 4>A tip for what?

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<v Speaker 1>A tip for what?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Exactly, I was going for?

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<v Speaker 4>What?

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<v Speaker 8>Got it?

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<v Speaker 4>Go?

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<v Speaker 1>What's different? You just di what you just did?

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<v Speaker 4>What for? What?

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<v Speaker 5>No?

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<v Speaker 1>Get another course? All right? This is uh a little

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<v Speaker 1>weight lengthy here tip for what you really did? You

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<v Speaker 1>really need that? You checked the square? Very angry, very

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<v Speaker 1>angry for what you've got?

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<v Speaker 4>No?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, bo my goodness, A tip for what? A tip for?

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<v Speaker 3>What?

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<v Speaker 1>A tip for what? I do feel bad for the

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<v Speaker 1>kitchen staff, though as a as a person you got

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<v Speaker 1>to see both sides of it. Yeah, in the kitchen

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<v Speaker 1>when I was a waiter, no, I would sometimes cop

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<v Speaker 1>a tip and we didn't share. We shared with each other.

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<v Speaker 1>We pulled it. But then the people in the kitchen,

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<v Speaker 1>they got squat because because they because they're getting paid

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<v Speaker 1>a full salary, well are they? Though they usually be

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<v Speaker 1>the ones being taken advantage of it, and they usually

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<v Speaker 1>get paid the least there rener cent.

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<v Speaker 2>They should get paid more money in most places, but

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<v Speaker 2>the waitress gets paid two thirty cents or three do

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<v Speaker 2>whatever the minimum wages for waitresses.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me see what it is now, Hold on what

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<v Speaker 1>I do think is happening here in this Pacific restaurant,

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<v Speaker 1>And I do think that they pay them so low

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<v Speaker 1>that it's embarrassing in the kitchen, and you are footing

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<v Speaker 1>the bill for the rest of their salary to compensate

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<v Speaker 1>to make something decent. I don't know, Brodie, this is

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<v Speaker 1>this is really mind boggling. So anyway, all right, but

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<v Speaker 1>imagine that never heard of it, all right, kitchen appreciation.

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<v Speaker 1>We're running so late today.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, well, I want to just if I could

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<v Speaker 2>take take a minute. I want to talk about what

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<v Speaker 2>I did and I need your opinion on something that

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<v Speaker 2>happened afterwards.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, go for it.

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<v Speaker 2>So I told you on the on Slice time that

1:11:57.280 --> 1:12:00.040
<v Speaker 2>I went. I went out with my cousin and we

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<v Speaker 2>were spotted at car Mines and someone said, oh, I

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<v Speaker 2>tell you what your wife, But it wasn't my wife

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<v Speaker 2>was my cousin. So we went to car Mines and

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<v Speaker 2>you know, Glenn, Glenn's the best. Glenn is uh, the

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<v Speaker 2>big the big poo bah, He's the best. He runs

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<v Speaker 2>car Mines, Love Virgil Love Glenn. He runs multiple locations

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<v Speaker 2>around the world of car Mines. Anyway, he sits down.

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<v Speaker 1>With us, the two of us at the table, and

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<v Speaker 1>the waitress comes over and says, oh, I've ever been

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<v Speaker 1>here before. So Glenn laughs.

1:12:25.800 --> 1:12:27.479
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, yeah, I've been coming here for like twenty

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<v Speaker 2>five years. So she says, oh, I let me take

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<v Speaker 2>what the specials are, and my cousin says, oh, I'll

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<v Speaker 2>have that. That sounds great. I'll have the chicken special.

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<v Speaker 2>There's only two of us, so I say I'd like

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<v Speaker 2>the chicken palm please, she says to me, scary me,

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<v Speaker 2>palm pockets. She says, you know it's it's six pieces

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<v Speaker 2>of chicken.

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<v Speaker 1>It's really big.

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<v Speaker 2>Well like that was supposed to scare you. Yeah, I'm like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>that that's why I come here. That coming here for

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<v Speaker 2>twenty five years. I have to have the chicken palm.

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<v Speaker 1>Just it's a lot of food for the table. I

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<v Speaker 1>take it to go. I ordered the big clams.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't go to without getting the bag clams, the

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<v Speaker 2>best fucking big clams on the planet. And she's like,

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<v Speaker 2>you realize it's like a whole plate of check. I go, yes,

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<v Speaker 2>I understand. And Glenn's laughing his ass off. He says, Door,

1:13:11.680 --> 1:13:14.000
<v Speaker 2>you don't understand. He would live here if he could

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<v Speaker 2>live here. In fact, he said to me, you should

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<v Speaker 2>work here. I go, what, because, yeah, you should work here.

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<v Speaker 1>You know the food, you know, the the breast.

1:13:21.320 --> 1:13:24.040
<v Speaker 2>I go, question, I gain I gain one hundred pounds

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<v Speaker 2>a week. Anyway, So we go to the Broadway show.

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<v Speaker 2>We went to see Appropriate, which is a relatively new

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<v Speaker 2>show on Broadway. You know, Sarah Paulson is right, of course,

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<v Speaker 2>in the morning show, a bunch of times. She's the

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<v Speaker 2>star of the show. She's one of the three kids.

1:13:38.479 --> 1:13:42.040
<v Speaker 2>It's it's a show about three families who inherit their

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<v Speaker 2>father's house and everything he owns when he passes away

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<v Speaker 2>and what they find in the house.

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<v Speaker 1>It's fucking hilarious. And Corey Stole is in it. You

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<v Speaker 1>know Corey Stole is. He was in House of Cards,

1:13:52.840 --> 1:13:55.320
<v Speaker 1>he was in Billions, in You Know What, in Aunt Man,

1:13:55.400 --> 1:13:58.360
<v Speaker 1>he played Yellowjacket in the ant Men movies. He's terrific.

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<v Speaker 2>One of the best show as I've seen in a

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<v Speaker 2>long time. And I think it's only running from the

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<v Speaker 2>month or two I put up on Instagram. But definitely

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<v Speaker 2>go see appropriate on Broadway. Yeah, I doesn't tell you

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<v Speaker 2>anything right about the show. While we're talking about Broadway shows,

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<v Speaker 2>I went to see one last night.

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<v Speaker 1>I went to see Hell's Kitchen. The show Basket Alicia

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<v Speaker 1>Keys is life loosely based excellent, excellent show. And the

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<v Speaker 1>girl who plays Alicia, what a set of chops on

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<v Speaker 1>her pipes? Pipes pipes chops pipe Oh, chop chops is

1:14:31.800 --> 1:14:35.640
<v Speaker 1>musical chops, Okay, musical chops whatever, But she was so

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<v Speaker 1>it's basically the music of Alicia Keys and it's you know,

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<v Speaker 1>it's based in you know, Hell's Kitchen, the neighborhood in

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<v Speaker 1>New York City where Alicia grew up. And it was

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<v Speaker 1>again they said, loosely based on her life. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know how much of it is true or false or

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<v Speaker 1>how much was uh was part of the embellish.

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<v Speaker 8>Show.

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<v Speaker 1>The highlights for me was the choreography with the dance beautiful.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, it was all very set in the late

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<v Speaker 1>in like the nineties. There's a lot of like nineties

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<v Speaker 1>style dancing. A lot of reminded me of like the

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<v Speaker 1>TLC esque days with the what they were wearing, the

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<v Speaker 1>Fu boo and the Tommy Hill figure, you know, those

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<v Speaker 1>oversized shirts and stuff. It was really really cool to

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<v Speaker 1>see that. Actually, so that's that would be like mid nineties, right.

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<v Speaker 1>And the four or five leads, Oh my god, their

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<v Speaker 1>voices they were so powerful. I look over at Robin.

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<v Speaker 1>She's crying so mission accomplished?

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<v Speaker 2>Was she enjoying the show? Is she thinking about how

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<v Speaker 2>you left her to go to Amsterdam? You are the

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<v Speaker 2>son of a bitch, Okay, so let me love the show, Robin?

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<v Speaker 1>And I said, Robin, why are you crying? And She's like,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know when a show is good, it just

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<v Speaker 1>gets to me, man.

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<v Speaker 4>It just you know.

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<v Speaker 1>She was all in her feelings good. I had to

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<v Speaker 1>tell you I didn't cry during appropriate. But there's a

1:15:56.439 --> 1:15:59.720
<v Speaker 1>couple of scenes that are very funny. But there's a

1:15:59.800 --> 1:16:03.280
<v Speaker 1>reel at one point involving a kid. That's all I'll say.

1:16:03.360 --> 1:16:05.960
<v Speaker 1>One of the kids in the show. I thought my

1:16:06.040 --> 1:16:07.840
<v Speaker 1>eyes were going to pop out of my head. It

1:16:08.000 --> 1:16:11.920
<v Speaker 1>was so ridiculously funny. You don't expect it. It was amazing.

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<v Speaker 2>The show is fantastic. But I want to tell you

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<v Speaker 2>about two things. A couple of times during the show.

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<v Speaker 1>I heard music.

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<v Speaker 2>I heard like, what's the Neil Diamond song Sweet Caroline? Yep,

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<v Speaker 2>and it sort of fit in with the show. We

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<v Speaker 2>were sitting on the orchestra, but a little towards the back,

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<v Speaker 2>and in the back is the exit to the theater

1:16:33.320 --> 1:16:35.920
<v Speaker 2>right most theaters, so we weren't. We were maybe like,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know, sixty to fifty sixty feet from the street,

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<v Speaker 2>and I've never heard a sound inside of a theater,

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<v Speaker 2>but I hear I'm here in Sweet Caroline. Then I'm

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<v Speaker 2>hearing like other eighties songs, which is weird because it

1:16:48.120 --> 1:16:50.240
<v Speaker 2>fit into the show at some points. Then it was

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<v Speaker 2>a couple of points where it didn't make sense in

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<v Speaker 2>the show. It sounded like someone was upstairs in the

1:16:56.560 --> 1:16:59.280
<v Speaker 2>house listening to music, and the scene was taking place

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<v Speaker 2>in the living room. So I'm like, all right, I

1:17:00.760 --> 1:17:02.840
<v Speaker 2>guess I guess they're trying to say, like this, people

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<v Speaker 2>upstairs listening to music. And so after the show, I

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<v Speaker 2>go outside, and you know what a handsome cab is. No,

1:17:11.360 --> 1:17:15.439
<v Speaker 2>a handsome cab is like it's like a rickshaw. It's

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<v Speaker 2>a it's a little wagon and a guy peddling a bicycle.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yes, and it's and these days that they're all

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<v Speaker 1>decked out with you know, like glitch lights and stuff

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<v Speaker 1>like that. I think the handsome cabs are like the

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<v Speaker 1>horse and they play loud music, right, so all of them.

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<v Speaker 2>What they do is like if you go, like we

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<v Speaker 2>went to a Harry Styles concert with my daughter, when

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<v Speaker 2>you come out, they're all playing Harry Styles of course, right,

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<v Speaker 2>they're trying to appeal to you.

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<v Speaker 1>Get in them, get it, get in and take a ride.

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<v Speaker 1>These particular cab whatever you call them, These these uh,

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<v Speaker 1>these rides were mimicking the music of the musicals on Broadway,

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<v Speaker 1>Diamond Musical. So they were playing Neil Diamond, right, but

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<v Speaker 1>they I was hearing it in the theater and the

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<v Speaker 1>like I could faintly hear it. Oh okay, So they

1:17:58.520 --> 1:18:02.840
<v Speaker 1>were blasting lights and it's like sweet Carol, but you

1:18:02.880 --> 1:18:06.439
<v Speaker 1>can hear from like five blocks that circle. So we, uh,

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<v Speaker 1>we were parked right across the street at the garage.

1:18:09.960 --> 1:18:12.960
<v Speaker 2>So as we're waiting for our car, the cops pull

1:18:13.000 --> 1:18:15.760
<v Speaker 2>one of them over and they take apart his entire

1:18:15.880 --> 1:18:19.679
<v Speaker 2>thing and they're measuring the speaker sizes and they're measuring everything.

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<v Speaker 1>They're regulated regulated. It's too loud because they were really

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<v Speaker 1>like probably got their decibel meters out too, Yes, yeah, wow,

1:18:28.040 --> 1:18:29.560
<v Speaker 1>so I think they got this. One guy got a

1:18:29.600 --> 1:18:33.080
<v Speaker 1>ticket because he's blasting this Neil Diamond music and attract

1:18:33.120 --> 1:18:36.280
<v Speaker 1>people to get into his ride. Hilarious, unbelievable jockey for

1:18:36.360 --> 1:18:39.479
<v Speaker 1>position over there, here's the kicker. What's that? You know?

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<v Speaker 1>I want to tip the driver in the valet parking

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<v Speaker 1>in the garage of course, Now, how much do you

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<v Speaker 1>give five bucks? What valet not valet like in a

1:18:49.960 --> 1:18:54.680
<v Speaker 1>car garage parking car? Well, seeing that the seeing that

1:18:54.800 --> 1:18:58.240
<v Speaker 1>the cost of parking is in New York City is

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<v Speaker 1>forty dollars, Yes, folks, forty dollars to park your car

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<v Speaker 1>in New York City. Mine was thirty three, all right.

1:19:06.000 --> 1:19:09.280
<v Speaker 1>It's usually between thirty and forty, okay, maybe even fifty sometimes.

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<v Speaker 1>I always, I always throw them a fiver, always give

1:19:11.479 --> 1:19:13.080
<v Speaker 1>them five bucks as all right. Well, that kind of

1:19:13.080 --> 1:19:14.439
<v Speaker 1>shit's on my story, but i'll tell you the story.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll take it for it.

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<v Speaker 2>So we have to go back to Carmines because we

1:19:19.600 --> 1:19:21.600
<v Speaker 2>put up, we left all our leftovers and the refrigerator.

1:19:21.800 --> 1:19:23.400
<v Speaker 2>They do me a favor because you can't bring the

1:19:23.479 --> 1:19:26.120
<v Speaker 2>leftovers into the Broadway show. So Glenn's like, I'll put

1:19:26.160 --> 1:19:28.040
<v Speaker 2>the leftovers in the refrigerator. So we walk back to

1:19:28.120 --> 1:19:32.280
<v Speaker 2>car Mines, which is east of west of Times Square,

1:19:32.600 --> 1:19:34.559
<v Speaker 2>and the theaters on is east of Times Square. Sure,

1:19:34.640 --> 1:19:36.960
<v Speaker 2>we cross over Times Score on forty fourth Street, and

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<v Speaker 2>we get our leftovers. And I say to my cousin,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't have any change. I only have a ten

1:19:43.760 --> 1:19:48.640
<v Speaker 2>dollar bill. Then they get they get nothing then, right,

1:19:48.720 --> 1:19:50.080
<v Speaker 2>So I don't want to not give him a tip.

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<v Speaker 2>I want to give him like two three dollars. I

1:19:52.160 --> 1:19:53.600
<v Speaker 2>give him like two three dollars. I don't have a

1:19:53.640 --> 1:19:56.200
<v Speaker 2>BMW like you do. So, and I figure it's not

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<v Speaker 2>the car.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, it is a nice to car. I got to

1:19:58.920 --> 1:20:01.400
<v Speaker 1>give him big a tip. But okay, you told Elvis

1:20:01.439 --> 1:20:04.479
<v Speaker 1>you agree with me. Shut up. Elvis drives in with

1:20:04.520 --> 1:20:04.960
<v Speaker 1>a fancy call.

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<v Speaker 2>I gotta give a bigger tip because it's because damage

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<v Speaker 2>to the car is more valuable. Anyway, So I'm in

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<v Speaker 2>Times Square and I said to my cousin, what do

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<v Speaker 2>you got? Just only have a five? I go, well,

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<v Speaker 2>I gotta get a change.

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<v Speaker 1>No, you don't give him a five. My cousin says,

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<v Speaker 1>give him the five. I go, I don't want to

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<v Speaker 1>give a five. Yes, I don't have a job because

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<v Speaker 1>of him. Three doesn't matter. No, okay, okay, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>well were regardless. Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>So so I'm like, I gotta get changed. So I

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<v Speaker 2>go up to the ice cream truck and I say,

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<v Speaker 2>can I how much ice cream? I'm figuring ice creams

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<v Speaker 2>like three dollars? I got a ten dollar bill in

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<v Speaker 2>my pocket. He says, uh, it was like it was

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<v Speaker 2>like seven dollars.

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<v Speaker 1>I said. I'm like, I'm on pay spend a seven

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<v Speaker 1>dollars ice cream? So I go over into the food truck.

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<v Speaker 1>I go, hey, how much for how much for the soda?

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<v Speaker 1>They go four bucks? Are you four bucks for a soda?

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<v Speaker 6>For a can?

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<v Speaker 1>You can make the change. Now it's a dollar. You

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<v Speaker 1>get get a good dollar? Fine, So I can't I

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<v Speaker 1>get a dollar. I can't even get change for the

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<v Speaker 1>five There was nothing in Time Square. So finally we

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<v Speaker 1>walked out.

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<v Speaker 2>We walked onto the block and there's another another, a

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<v Speaker 2>sou blocky cart, and the guy's got Kansas soda.

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<v Speaker 1>I go, how much for the can of soda? He says?

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<v Speaker 1>Two fifty? I go, I'll take it.

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<v Speaker 2>So I got the can of soda. I got a

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<v Speaker 2>two fifty cents. I tipped the guy two fifty at

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<v Speaker 2>the garage.

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<v Speaker 1>I'd have change. You didn't need change. It was five bucks.

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<v Speaker 1>You give him five bucks. I've never given five bucks

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<v Speaker 1>to a back slices. This is my friend, David Brody.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you. He will run himself ragged through Times Square

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<v Speaker 1>and have to get something out of the damn deal.

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<v Speaker 1>So he gets his soda. Yeah, just to chip tip

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<v Speaker 1>them less, when all he could have done was save

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<v Speaker 1>himself the time and the energy and hand the guy

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<v Speaker 1>the five dollar bill. Make his night and drive off

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<v Speaker 1>into the sunset. And you don't need a soda. In retrospect,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe I should have done that. Either way, you spend

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<v Speaker 1>five bucks. Either way, five dollars was gone from your pocket.

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<v Speaker 1>But I got a soda for the right home. Who cares?

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't need it? All right, diabetes, So you give

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<v Speaker 1>five dollars at the garage every time, always, And by

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<v Speaker 1>the way, it's ditabees and it was diet soda. I

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<v Speaker 1>was imitating and form oh okay, diabetes and like when

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<v Speaker 1>people say turlet, yeah, same people. Wow, all right, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>now a tip for what next episode. I gotta tell

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<v Speaker 1>you about the night that I had in Marbia with

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<v Speaker 1>Tall Darren and how we fucked. We scambonied the system.

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<v Speaker 1>Remember a while ago, I told you that we on

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<v Speaker 1>the morning show went to a hard to get We

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<v Speaker 1>had to get into a herd to get into a

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<v Speaker 1>restaurant or whatever, and we made a phone call to

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<v Speaker 1>the concierge to that out of town. It was out

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<v Speaker 1>of tell even you knew somebody, right, someone did it,

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<v Speaker 1>GANI did it once. I did it a second time

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<v Speaker 1>in Atlanta for a restaurant Atlanta. That's the happened in Marbia.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't wait to hear the story. Oh it was

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<v Speaker 1>a good one. Now let me know. Did they give

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<v Speaker 1>you a chart? Much for kitchen appreciation? Dud slices, Leamus

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<v Speaker 1>talk racks. How do you think about that?

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<v Speaker 5>Boys?

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<v Speaker 1>Broclus, Broclyd Poys, Broclu,