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Speaker 1: Hello, Why, hello there. Welcome to the Unofficial Expert Podcast

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Speaker 1: with Sydney Anne Marie. Hi, guys, how you doing? You

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Speaker 1: know I'm making it. I'm really just going with the

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Speaker 1: emotions right now. I don't know what that means. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: yesterday was crazy. I'm an expert in falling off my bike.

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Speaker 1: I didn't even know you had a bike. I just

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Speaker 1: got one. I just got a bike, and I hadn't

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Speaker 1: rode a bike in a long time, so you forgot

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Speaker 1: how to ride a bike. They say it's just like

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Speaker 1: riding a bike. Why don't people say that that's a

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Speaker 1: terrible analogy or whatever. It's not like riding a bike. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: remember what I was saying that white dude and he

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Speaker 1: made me ride a bike on his birthday and I

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Speaker 1: thought I was gonna die. That's exactly what I was thinking.

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Speaker 1: And you know, I was like on the handlebars all

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Speaker 1: rickety and shit, it's crazy. So I'm on a bike

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Speaker 1: and I look cute and I'm curving dudes like people.

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Speaker 1: Everybody was yelling at me like can I get a ride?

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Speaker 1: Where can I get a bike?

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Speaker 2: Like that?

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Speaker 1: And you like, where can I get you? And the bike?

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Speaker 1: I'm like, what do I hit a bike like that

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Speaker 1: in you somebody somebody asked me if they could get

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Speaker 1: me a fresh juice. Oh that's nice, that's gentrification right there.

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Speaker 1: I was like, this is different, and I actually did

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Speaker 1: want a fresh juice. Did you get the juice? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: But I paid for it. Like he came in the

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Speaker 1: store with me, he got his own juice and I

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Speaker 1: had to pay for mine. I think you don't know

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Speaker 1: how this works. Yeah, said they're going to get you

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Speaker 1: a fresh juice. Then they get you a fresh juice.

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Speaker 1: Fucking rude anyway. So then I'm back on my bike,

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Speaker 1: living my best black Barbie life, just looking cute. And

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Speaker 1: I had curved some dudes that were on the corner

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Speaker 1: like thirty minutes before that. So I finally come back

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Speaker 1: around to my I feel like we need to take

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Speaker 1: a step back. And because you know, some of our

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Speaker 1: listeners don't know what curve, curve like to ignore to

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Speaker 1: play them out. So they're like, hey, can I talk

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Speaker 1: to you about you guys are poor? I'm on a bike.

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Speaker 1: I'm doing better than everybody. You guys are. That's what

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Speaker 1: it means to curve somebody, Yeah, you call them por

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Speaker 1: So I'm I'm exhausted because I've been riding for an

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Speaker 1: hour and I'm coming up to like two blocks away

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Speaker 1: from my apartment. I try to hop a curve. Oh,

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Speaker 1: because you felt so good? Yeah, so I thought I

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Speaker 1: was Yeah, you were Tony Hawker. Yeah, what is it?

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Speaker 1: A BMX biker or whatever? I don't even know. Tony

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Speaker 1: hawk is skateboard? Yeah, what, same thing? Same thing. So

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Speaker 1: I hopped the curve. Bitch falls all the way off

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Speaker 1: the bike in front of the hood dudes that I

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Speaker 1: had curved thirty minutes before that. You get, the bike

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Speaker 1: fell on me. My ten dollars that were my bra

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Speaker 1: fell out. It was just listen, the devil is always working.

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Speaker 1: And you know what they did. All they said was wow,

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Speaker 1: it just wowed me. They wowed the fuck out of me.

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Speaker 1: They didn't even help me up. They didn't even help

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Speaker 1: me up. Listen, I'm glad that my phone is okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm glad that my fucked the bike. It's called Brilliant.

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Speaker 1: It's by this company called Brilliant. Don't it's a dangerous bike. No,

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Speaker 1: you try to jump the curb, You're dangerous. You were

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Speaker 1: on the bike, you got a fresh juice and you

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Speaker 1: were like you know what, I could probably jump this.

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Speaker 1: It was it a green juice? Did you get a

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Speaker 1: green juice and feel like Popeye you were in the

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Speaker 1: ex game And she was like, oh, okay, yes, I

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Speaker 1: have powers now. Also, I don't believe that you were

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Speaker 1: scared on the bike because I saw your Instagram video

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Speaker 1: and you were shooting on the bike while you were riding.

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Speaker 1: So I feel like your phone was out and that's

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Speaker 1: why you fell. And then I went Instagram Live. I

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Speaker 1: was like live reporting from a bicycle accident.

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Speaker 3: Like, what's that? What's going on here? I hold the

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Speaker 3: package all right? So that was Tony Hawk at the door.

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Speaker 3: He was like, I am not a bicycle person. I'm

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Speaker 3: a skateboarder or whatnot? Is that what happened?

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Speaker 2: Torin?

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Speaker 1: No, I'm waiting on a package from Amazon. I'masign Prime

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Speaker 1: two days free shipping and not even here. It probably

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Speaker 1: wasn't even the male man. It's probably some hood dude

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Speaker 1: trying to get into the building. And he was like,

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Speaker 1: gonna hit all the but it's probably one of the

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Speaker 1: guys that saw me fell yesterday. He was like, wow, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I was not an expert in riding my bike at all. Well,

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Speaker 1: riding a bike. Remembering how to ride a bike is hard.

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Speaker 1: Are you somebody who can ride without holding the handlebars? Nope?

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Speaker 1: I mean you can't even hold them in a curve? Obvious?

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Speaker 1: Could you not laugh at like you're trying to do?

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Speaker 1: You're trying to do like an Ali. You couldn't tell

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Speaker 1: me ship yo, you're trying to go up for a ramp.

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Speaker 1: The curve is like four inches? No, it was one

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Speaker 1: of those bigger ones six inches. I felt like there

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Speaker 1: was a pothole on the curve it. Why are you so?

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Speaker 1: What's the guy on MTV two, Rob Derek or apparently

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Speaker 1: Big died right the it was a show. It was

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Speaker 1: like Robin Big, Yeah, Big, apparently he died? Well he

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Speaker 1: was big. I mean, listen, pour out a little sour

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Speaker 1: cream for a big moment of silence, Marie. Can we

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Speaker 1: stay on topic? Sydney, you were going straight to hell? Okay? Anyway,

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Speaker 1: where were you an expert in?

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Speaker 2: Uh?

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Speaker 1: This week? I was an expert at receiving good tea.

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Speaker 1: So you know, people gossip all the time, and I'm

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Speaker 1: good at reacting well to that gossip if the gossip

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Speaker 1: is good, you know what I mean. I'm one of

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Speaker 1: those people, even if I know that's a thing too,

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Speaker 1: Like I'm a good act please, like I can act shocked.

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Speaker 1: I can't act at auditions for stuff, because that's why

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Speaker 1: I haven't booked anything before. You got to just act

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Speaker 1: like like, if somebody tells me something good about somebody

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Speaker 1: that I don't like, that is some sweet tea. I

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Speaker 1: just want to let y'all know that me and Marie

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Speaker 1: be rehearsing though I'm like, okay, Marie, so when you

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Speaker 1: hear this act like you ain't never heard it before. No, no, no,

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Speaker 1: and then like legit, Meryl Streep status just and the

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Speaker 1: Academy award goes to me. Me Marie will be like,

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Speaker 1: no way, what what?

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Speaker 2: Wow?

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Speaker 1: Did this happen? Even though I already know how it happened,

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Speaker 1: and everything that's in your hands, you drop it like

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Speaker 1: you're I dropped some and I throw some. You startled me,

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Speaker 1: this girl this news. Also, I'm good at like reacting

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Speaker 1: like that. And then when people are like, well, don't

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Speaker 1: tell anybody, I'm like, oh yeah, yep, yep. And then

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Speaker 1: I'm on the phone my mom, I'm telling my sister,

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Speaker 1: you don't I'm telling Sydney. Yeah. So I don't know

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Speaker 1: why people say, don't tell Marie, don't tell Sydney. Why

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Speaker 1: do the people do that because they well, don't tell

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Speaker 1: me because they're like, Sidney's gonna tell thirty other people.

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Speaker 1: Don't tell Marie because she's just gonna judge you. That's

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Speaker 1: I mean, that's how it is. They make people feel

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Speaker 1: bad about They don't want you to judge them, Marie.

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Speaker 1: That's all it is. And they don't know me. I'm

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Speaker 1: already judging them, like I'm touching you about that bye

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Speaker 1: thing still and you got a lot of the fucking nerves.

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Speaker 1: You fell when did a fall? Didn't you fall off

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Speaker 1: a bike and then your wig fell off or something

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Speaker 1: like that. That's not what happened. I got hit by

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Speaker 1: a bike. I got hit by a bike. And I

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Speaker 1: had on a wig that day, and the wig fell

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Speaker 1: it and I was like, is that a wig? And

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Speaker 1: then I put it in my purse and laid back down. Luckily,

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Speaker 1: I had gotten my hair done the other day, but

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Speaker 1: it was, oh my god, it felt really short. So

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Speaker 1: I had a week on that day. Shut up, city,

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Speaker 1: don't break, don't tbt don't wig shame me. This was

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Speaker 1: that's why I don't wear wigs anymore and my hair

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Speaker 1: is all natural. Thanks Sidney, thank you so much. This

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Speaker 1: was a good I felt like this was a great

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Speaker 1: up top, you know, starting off a little conversation. I

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Speaker 1: feel like people will tune in for us and then

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Speaker 1: you know, whoever we have on the show. But this

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Speaker 1: person that we have today actually was one of our

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Speaker 1: experts at our first live show. Oh my gee, I'm

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Speaker 1: so intrigued, you know what I mean. Like there was

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Speaker 1: nothing that she said that was like, don't tell Sidney here,

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Speaker 1: don't tell Marie, or don't tell anybody. She was telling everybody. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and we were like, we got everyone on the podcast.

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Speaker 1: She was on the couch with us for twenty minutes.

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Speaker 1: Yeah did it twenty minutes And it felt like everybody

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Speaker 1: wanted to come up to you and ask all of

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Speaker 1: the questions. They were like, we still want more. People

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Speaker 1: were on the edge of their seats like wait when

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Speaker 1: it what happened? So that's why we brought you back

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Speaker 1: because we were like, you have to answer all the questions.

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Speaker 1: She is our are we calling her our sugar daddy

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Speaker 1: expert or our sugar baby expert, sugar daddy Expert's gonna

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Speaker 1: say sugar daddy, sugar daddy expert. It is Wendy Starling,

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Speaker 1: comedian extraordinary. Hey Wendy, how you doing high? Ladies, how

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Speaker 1: are you, Wendy. We're so happy to have you back

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Speaker 1: on the couch.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, this is fun to be doing it privately so

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Speaker 2: I don't have the people silently staring him.

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Speaker 1: That live show is so fun. They were taking notes though,

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Speaker 1: they were because they were like wait what Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: people were asking for the Wi Fi so they could

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Speaker 1: google all the shit that she was talking about.

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Speaker 2: Oh I know, I hadn't people after words coming up

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Speaker 2: and they were like I said, They either said they

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Speaker 2: were on the website or they were like, well, so

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Speaker 2: here look at my profile.

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Speaker 1: What do you think?

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Speaker 2: And I've been getting messages on like Instagram They're like.

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Speaker 1: So you're coaching people how to get into this.

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Speaker 2: Now I'm not because that. I mean, I'm gonna obviously

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Speaker 2: imagine I would charge. That's the thing is, does that

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Speaker 2: make me?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you're a mad Well no you but like no,

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Speaker 1: you could be a consultant. That's what you should. You

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Speaker 1: could be a millionaire matchmaker. I know. But see, I

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Speaker 1: don't want to do that.

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Speaker 2: But well, I want to just lay back and get

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Speaker 2: fucked and get money. I don't to.

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Speaker 1: Help other people. Geez, you're a modern day little Cam

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Speaker 1: right now. That's gonna be on this on the highlight reel. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I don't want to help other people do that, laid

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Speaker 1: back and get fucked and get money. Kim was eating

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Speaker 1: fruit loops while getting something. Right, it was like watching cartoon, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: getting getting her pussy eaten by a buffoons or something like that. Rhyme. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we were not rhyming right here at all. I feel

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna find the song, but yeah, something, she's eating

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Speaker 1: something while watching cartoons. It's a bitch. Yes, I was

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Speaker 1: just listening to that song. But you don't remember what

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Speaker 1: the line is? No, I don't. So it's like you've

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Speaker 1: fallen off a bike. Wait, Wendy, you are a actra,

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Speaker 1: your daddy expert. How do you get into that? Well?

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Speaker 2: I got into it because I am poor. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 2: yeah I am, and I do not want to have

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Speaker 2: a job. It was that I signed up for it

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Speaker 2: as a joke. I had a roommate leave was when

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Speaker 2: I moved to New York. I had a roommate leave,

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Speaker 1: They should. They'll my Venmo DM. I do want you.

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Speaker 2: So you're Venmo right now for you forget Wendy starling

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Speaker 2: So comments You're hanging out outside and I was super

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Speaker 1: Seeking arrangements, seeking arrangements. Okay, so everybody arrangements, speaking arrangements, dot,

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Speaker 1: to that. Make sure you've been Wendy at Wendy Starling. Yeah, Maria,

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Speaker 1: coot ship. I'm not putting no message saw No. Well,

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Speaker 2: What they want to do is that I Metica and

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Speaker 2: can meet somebody. I'll just stay on there. And because again,

430
00:20:13,440 --> 00:20:14,840
Speaker 2: my goal is not like I just want to get

431
00:20:14,840 --> 00:20:16,840
Speaker 2: a rich man. It's like, fuck, you'll be rich on

432
00:20:16,920 --> 00:20:19,240
Speaker 2: my own in like seven to nine months. I have

433
00:20:19,400 --> 00:20:21,840
Speaker 2: like an actual timeline of stuff coming out and like

434
00:20:21,920 --> 00:20:23,800
Speaker 2: a check, so I don't have.

435
00:20:23,840 --> 00:20:25,439
Speaker 1: Seventy nine months to wait to be rich. You need

436
00:20:25,480 --> 00:20:27,080
Speaker 1: to give me my money now, and if you can

437
00:20:27,119 --> 00:20:29,240
Speaker 1: feed me while we're doing that, give me my money

438
00:20:29,320 --> 00:20:32,040
Speaker 1: and food. I will always take a filet over a spot.

439
00:20:32,160 --> 00:20:36,280
Speaker 1: I feel like I don't even like a limiting that much. Listen,

440
00:20:36,440 --> 00:20:39,520
Speaker 1: when you butterfly to steak, I can't even think about

441
00:20:39,560 --> 00:20:42,800
Speaker 1: a joke. Allow me to do buy so I can

442
00:20:42,880 --> 00:20:49,280
Speaker 1: meet salt Bay and he could just solve. See, this

443
00:20:49,359 --> 00:20:51,640
Speaker 1: is why me and Marie are just this is why

444
00:20:51,720 --> 00:20:53,199
Speaker 1: we need to do this on stage because no one

445
00:20:53,200 --> 00:20:53,960
Speaker 1: can see that we're doing this.

446
00:20:54,600 --> 00:20:56,159
Speaker 2: You're doing a great act that you guys are really

447
00:20:56,240 --> 00:20:59,639
Speaker 2: messing out. It's rich and it's landing on the imaginary

448
00:20:59,680 --> 00:21:01,000
Speaker 2: stake in the center of the table.

449
00:21:01,040 --> 00:21:02,280
Speaker 1: No. But you know what, the fact that you're so

450
00:21:02,400 --> 00:21:06,119
Speaker 1: honest about your career sometimes that makes like rich guys

451
00:21:06,440 --> 00:21:08,680
Speaker 1: even more turned on. They're like, oh, you have ambition,

452
00:21:08,840 --> 00:21:10,880
Speaker 1: you want to do something with yourself. Like I want

453
00:21:10,920 --> 00:21:13,320
Speaker 1: to give you more money. You only were I was

454
00:21:13,359 --> 00:21:14,920
Speaker 1: only going to give you two hundred, but now that

455
00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:16,720
Speaker 1: I know, I'm gonna give you two hundred dollars and

456
00:21:16,800 --> 00:21:20,320
Speaker 1: two cents. To you guys, the numbers you're throwing in

457
00:21:20,440 --> 00:21:23,520
Speaker 1: are very cute. I know I was.

458
00:21:23,880 --> 00:21:26,720
Speaker 2: I was handed two hundred dollars for meeting somebody for

459
00:21:26,960 --> 00:21:27,919
Speaker 2: a glass of wine.

460
00:21:28,280 --> 00:21:30,800
Speaker 1: Oh well, I don't fuck this.

461
00:21:31,280 --> 00:21:34,119
Speaker 2: I don't fuck with people who here and not to

462
00:21:34,320 --> 00:21:37,280
Speaker 2: not again. Not like it's where it's crazy because I'm not.

463
00:21:37,320 --> 00:21:37,760
Speaker 1: I've dated.

464
00:21:37,840 --> 00:21:39,320
Speaker 2: Most of the guys I've dated were very poor, and

465
00:21:39,359 --> 00:21:42,200
Speaker 2: I bankrolled everything and I worked my ass off for things.

466
00:21:42,400 --> 00:21:44,160
Speaker 1: But if this is out there and I'm like, wait

467
00:21:44,200 --> 00:21:45,800
Speaker 1: a minute, I don't have time to date.

468
00:21:46,760 --> 00:21:48,680
Speaker 2: So it's perfect for me because it's like I don't

469
00:21:48,680 --> 00:21:50,800
Speaker 2: have time to go out and cultivate an actual emotional

470
00:21:50,880 --> 00:21:51,480
Speaker 2: bond to somebody.

471
00:21:51,600 --> 00:21:54,080
Speaker 1: And it's not somebody, it's something I'm interested in. Okay, Marie,

472
00:21:54,880 --> 00:21:57,119
Speaker 1: I also don't have time for that. But I'll sit

473
00:21:57,200 --> 00:21:59,880
Speaker 1: across from you at dinner. Yeah, I'll pretend to that's

474
00:21:59,880 --> 00:22:02,960
Speaker 1: a I can do that funny story you're telling. Robert. Oh,

475
00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:04,960
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Brian, I don't know what your name is.

476
00:22:05,840 --> 00:22:08,200
Speaker 1: Here for the food. Yeah, you can give me two

477
00:22:08,240 --> 00:22:09,920
Speaker 1: hundred dollars for a glass of wine. I'm a drunk,

478
00:22:09,960 --> 00:22:12,720
Speaker 1: so that's what. Yeah, they'll pay you to, you know,

479
00:22:12,800 --> 00:22:13,840
Speaker 1: to like hang out and meet them.

480
00:22:13,880 --> 00:22:16,440
Speaker 2: The respectful ones will the guys who are are real

481
00:22:17,080 --> 00:22:19,600
Speaker 2: and these guys, because some of our will send you

482
00:22:19,720 --> 00:22:22,200
Speaker 2: messages where you know, it's like how much per hour

483
00:22:22,200 --> 00:22:24,040
Speaker 2: and I'll get an early hotel that's like no, no, no,

484
00:22:24,080 --> 00:22:26,040
Speaker 2: no no. I mean I have to be you know,

485
00:22:26,240 --> 00:22:27,760
Speaker 2: not in a shitty way. I'm like, oh no, I'm

486
00:22:27,760 --> 00:22:32,480
Speaker 2: not actually like I would. I'm not actually like a prostitute. Okay,

487
00:22:32,720 --> 00:22:35,919
Speaker 2: I'm trying to meet somebody. I dated somebody like this before.

488
00:22:36,240 --> 00:22:38,879
Speaker 1: There's a difference. Okay, thank you. I wanted to know

489
00:22:38,960 --> 00:22:42,720
Speaker 1: the difference between prostitution and then just dating for money.

490
00:22:42,800 --> 00:22:46,680
Speaker 2: I guess legally, well probably nothing, probably not much.

491
00:22:47,280 --> 00:22:51,880
Speaker 1: Legally, she's not doing that, but like these cameras weren't here,

492
00:22:52,960 --> 00:22:53,560
Speaker 1: she's doing that.

493
00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:58,880
Speaker 4: Okay, so I'm off the record. I mean we own

494
00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:03,160
Speaker 4: record because we record off the record. I mean, listen,

495
00:23:03,320 --> 00:23:05,040
Speaker 4: I don't know that there is a difference.

496
00:23:05,040 --> 00:23:06,200
Speaker 2: I mean, if you break it down, but then you

497
00:23:06,280 --> 00:23:10,399
Speaker 2: look at women who marry athletes exactly, and there are

498
00:23:10,480 --> 00:23:13,040
Speaker 2: women who go out and they meet they'll go, h

499
00:23:13,200 --> 00:23:14,920
Speaker 2: they look for a rich guy and then they just

500
00:23:15,040 --> 00:23:17,359
Speaker 2: will try to like get pregnant with his kid and

501
00:23:17,480 --> 00:23:18,359
Speaker 2: then divorce him.

502
00:23:18,400 --> 00:23:20,880
Speaker 1: And take his money. And it's like, that's worse. I'm

503
00:23:20,920 --> 00:23:22,080
Speaker 1: not trying to take anybody's money.

504
00:23:22,080 --> 00:23:25,280
Speaker 2: And these guys are so wealthy on the site, and

505
00:23:26,119 --> 00:23:28,119
Speaker 2: the couple guys that I've met on there that I've dated,

506
00:23:30,440 --> 00:23:33,440
Speaker 2: they're so wealthy that they don't even want it. They've

507
00:23:33,480 --> 00:23:34,960
Speaker 2: been married and they're like, I don't even want to

508
00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:38,200
Speaker 2: deal with this. I just want when I'm have free time,

509
00:23:38,640 --> 00:23:40,480
Speaker 2: I want to go out and like have a fun

510
00:23:40,560 --> 00:23:43,240
Speaker 2: time with a cool chick. And because I'm so honest

511
00:23:43,400 --> 00:23:45,960
Speaker 2: about and so they're willing to pay for it, it's

512
00:23:46,240 --> 00:23:46,800
Speaker 2: no different.

513
00:23:46,920 --> 00:23:48,760
Speaker 1: Then it's the same, especially like New York.

514
00:23:48,800 --> 00:23:51,600
Speaker 2: Everyone's like, I'd be seamless and deliver my shit, and

515
00:23:52,119 --> 00:23:54,959
Speaker 2: everyone's got there's an app to get out everything delivered

516
00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:57,640
Speaker 2: to you because no one needs fucking time to put

517
00:23:57,720 --> 00:24:00,880
Speaker 2: in anything. And so it's the same like okay, great,

518
00:24:00,920 --> 00:24:01,840
Speaker 2: and I'm like, why have a spot?

519
00:24:01,920 --> 00:24:03,920
Speaker 1: Okay? And if they want to hang out with like

520
00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:04,639
Speaker 1: a cool like a.

521
00:24:04,680 --> 00:24:07,639
Speaker 2: Fun bitch, and you are very fun, Wendy, so very funny,

522
00:24:07,840 --> 00:24:09,720
Speaker 2: and I'm a I have a cool fucking job. So

523
00:24:09,880 --> 00:24:14,040
Speaker 2: this guy, these guys that are high these high powers

524
00:24:14,119 --> 00:24:17,120
Speaker 2: like CEOs or they have these intense jobs, so they're

525
00:24:17,200 --> 00:24:21,280
Speaker 2: hyper intelligent, and so the women they're around are usually

526
00:24:21,440 --> 00:24:25,840
Speaker 2: like these you know, kind of full digging right, very vapid, gorgeous,

527
00:24:26,440 --> 00:24:28,800
Speaker 2: much more physically attractive than I am, probably, but I'm

528
00:24:29,200 --> 00:24:32,240
Speaker 2: such a fun lady. And that's the that's the comment

529
00:24:32,320 --> 00:24:34,560
Speaker 2: is I'll go out and they're like, it's so nice

530
00:24:34,560 --> 00:24:36,119
Speaker 2: to be around someone that's fun and like can have

531
00:24:36,200 --> 00:24:38,640
Speaker 2: a conversation because most of the chicks on that site

532
00:24:39,200 --> 00:24:42,320
Speaker 2: are like doing their impression of a Barbie and.

533
00:24:42,359 --> 00:24:46,760
Speaker 1: Try the Milania trucks. Wendy, I had a question, do

534
00:24:46,960 --> 00:24:48,920
Speaker 1: you always have sex with these guys or you just

535
00:24:49,200 --> 00:24:52,479
Speaker 1: it's just hanging out some of the conversation. Yeah, sometimes

536
00:24:52,560 --> 00:24:54,320
Speaker 1: just hanging out and getting wine, getting something to eat.

537
00:24:54,440 --> 00:24:56,440
Speaker 1: Sometimes it's just hanging out. But the thing is, I

538
00:24:56,800 --> 00:25:00,600
Speaker 1: like to fuck. I love fucking, but sometimes you sometimes

539
00:25:00,600 --> 00:25:02,280
Speaker 1: you don't want to. Nah. She said she was tired

540
00:25:02,280 --> 00:25:03,200
Speaker 1: on the plane and she wanted to do it on

541
00:25:03,280 --> 00:25:03,560
Speaker 1: a plane.

542
00:25:03,600 --> 00:25:05,280
Speaker 2: I want to I do you know? I feel good

543
00:25:05,400 --> 00:25:08,760
Speaker 2: right now and I'm gonna I'm going to my guy

544
00:25:08,760 --> 00:25:10,080
Speaker 2: I'm to see tonight and I'm like.

545
00:25:10,760 --> 00:25:13,480
Speaker 1: One out in Marie's bathroom. How about you? How about

546
00:25:13,480 --> 00:25:18,040
Speaker 1: you do it in the Sydney's Uh what tuber? Yeah, well,

547
00:25:18,080 --> 00:25:19,000
Speaker 1: let's take a car back.

548
00:25:19,119 --> 00:25:22,240
Speaker 2: I'm horny all the time, like I like fucking okay,

549
00:25:22,359 --> 00:25:25,359
Speaker 2: So can we talk about the first time you somebody

550
00:25:25,480 --> 00:25:27,040
Speaker 2: somebody hit you up and you were like, all right,

551
00:25:27,040 --> 00:25:27,840
Speaker 2: I'm gonna meet this person.

552
00:25:27,920 --> 00:25:31,000
Speaker 1: What is what's that experience? The first time? I was

553
00:25:31,080 --> 00:25:33,680
Speaker 1: really weird. I mean, yeah, I'm waiting for you to

554
00:25:33,720 --> 00:25:35,640
Speaker 1: tell the story. I'm scared. I'm like, oh my god,

555
00:25:35,680 --> 00:25:37,399
Speaker 1: did he kill you? So the first time I was

556
00:25:37,520 --> 00:25:40,080
Speaker 1: we met, he was in town and he was staying

557
00:25:40,280 --> 00:25:40,760
Speaker 1: at a hotel.

558
00:25:40,800 --> 00:25:42,159
Speaker 2: He was living in Miami at the time, and he

559
00:25:42,240 --> 00:25:45,120
Speaker 2: was in the process of moving his firm to New York.

560
00:25:45,240 --> 00:25:48,000
Speaker 1: Okay, his firm. You heard that Sydney firm? His firm?

561
00:25:48,160 --> 00:25:50,240
Speaker 1: So how old was he if he had his own firm,

562
00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:54,480
Speaker 1: Like mid forties? That's not bad. No, I'm alreaty five. Yeah,

563
00:25:54,680 --> 00:25:55,040
Speaker 1: that's cool.

564
00:25:55,160 --> 00:25:57,159
Speaker 2: And I like older because I have a daddy fetish,

565
00:25:57,240 --> 00:25:59,440
Speaker 2: like I like to call pretend I call them.

566
00:26:00,080 --> 00:26:02,120
Speaker 1: I'm into it, and you were giving us the whole

567
00:26:02,200 --> 00:26:05,920
Speaker 1: I love it. The Wikipedia page right now, everybody knows everything.

568
00:26:06,320 --> 00:26:08,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, so I'm in So I'm into it and like

569
00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:10,800
Speaker 2: that's so I like the older guy thing. And then

570
00:26:11,640 --> 00:26:13,359
Speaker 2: it's and and and the.

571
00:26:13,400 --> 00:26:14,879
Speaker 1: Other thing too is it's like, you know, people be

572
00:26:14,880 --> 00:26:15,960
Speaker 1: like what if he's not good looking?

573
00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:17,879
Speaker 2: And it was really nervous. But it's like I go,

574
00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:19,280
Speaker 2: we used to in tender all the time. Or I

575
00:26:19,280 --> 00:26:21,080
Speaker 2: would just get drunk at some bar in these village

576
00:26:21,080 --> 00:26:24,360
Speaker 2: and go home with some idiot and that's super dangerous.

577
00:26:24,400 --> 00:26:26,959
Speaker 2: And this guy, they're like verified and so, and I've

578
00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:29,040
Speaker 2: got people that know where he's, where I'm going, the

579
00:26:29,119 --> 00:26:30,480
Speaker 2: hotel and all this kind of stuff. But I was

580
00:26:30,480 --> 00:26:33,800
Speaker 2: still super nervous because true, right, But the thing that

581
00:26:33,960 --> 00:26:37,920
Speaker 2: was nerve wracking was your brain. You start to go like,

582
00:26:37,960 --> 00:26:40,480
Speaker 2: oh my god, am I Am I a prostitute?

583
00:26:40,720 --> 00:26:43,520
Speaker 1: Like you? Just you can feel like people I feel

584
00:26:43,560 --> 00:26:45,120
Speaker 1: like that's not where my brain will go. My brain

585
00:26:45,160 --> 00:26:48,520
Speaker 1: will go to Lifetime movie Loane order SVU. I'd be like,

586
00:26:48,600 --> 00:26:52,159
Speaker 1: am I go dad today? Like my brain is always

587
00:26:52,240 --> 00:26:55,720
Speaker 1: know about how dangerous it is just to be a woman,

588
00:26:56,080 --> 00:26:58,280
Speaker 1: let alone meet up with somebody who you don't know.

589
00:26:58,600 --> 00:27:00,399
Speaker 1: It doesn't even if they even if they have all

590
00:27:00,440 --> 00:27:03,680
Speaker 1: this background check on his guy. Did you watch Big

591
00:27:03,720 --> 00:27:04,280
Speaker 1: Little Eyes?

592
00:27:04,640 --> 00:27:04,680
Speaker 2: No?

593
00:27:05,240 --> 00:27:07,639
Speaker 1: Oh, you need to, you need to. I'm not not

594
00:27:07,680 --> 00:27:09,560
Speaker 1: gonna give it up, Terry. But it's like it's people

595
00:27:09,680 --> 00:27:12,760
Speaker 1: like that who you think have it all together. They're verified,

596
00:27:12,920 --> 00:27:14,879
Speaker 1: they people, they got a family or whatever, and then

597
00:27:14,880 --> 00:27:17,040
Speaker 1: they're crazy, they're D and D free. But that's the

598
00:27:17,119 --> 00:27:19,680
Speaker 1: thing Like, but that's what I'm afraid of, though, is

599
00:27:20,119 --> 00:27:23,520
Speaker 1: like as a woman, I'm afraid about what a dude

600
00:27:23,640 --> 00:27:24,840
Speaker 1: is gonna do to me, but also as a black

601
00:27:24,880 --> 00:27:26,440
Speaker 1: woman with a white dude's going to a white dude

602
00:27:26,480 --> 00:27:30,440
Speaker 1: with his own firm, you're gonna kill you lead a body.

603
00:27:30,520 --> 00:27:33,720
Speaker 1: Everything's like nobody cares treatment to indentured servitude. I'm gonna

604
00:27:33,720 --> 00:27:35,359
Speaker 1: be like, how am I? How am I working in

605
00:27:35,440 --> 00:27:38,080
Speaker 1: this basement? Now? I haven't seen my family in ten years?

606
00:27:38,240 --> 00:27:41,280
Speaker 1: Like so stupid? Is it twelve years a slate? Like

607
00:27:41,320 --> 00:27:42,000
Speaker 1: that's what I feel like.

608
00:27:42,040 --> 00:27:43,160
Speaker 2: You're getting paid not to fuck.

609
00:27:43,200 --> 00:27:45,280
Speaker 1: You have to work in the mail room exactly exactly.

610
00:27:45,280 --> 00:27:47,760
Speaker 1: It's awful. He like, don't nobody want to see them? Tennis? Uh,

611
00:27:49,720 --> 00:27:52,720
Speaker 1: I'll shine my shoes and I'm like, just gave me

612
00:27:52,720 --> 00:27:56,920
Speaker 1: a performed again. You gotta I'm gonna teach you.

613
00:27:57,760 --> 00:27:59,880
Speaker 2: You're getting closer every time you get to thrott a number,

614
00:28:00,160 --> 00:28:02,800
Speaker 2: getting so much closer, I know, I love it.

615
00:28:03,840 --> 00:28:07,520
Speaker 1: By the time, I'm like one thousand dollars, I'm the

616
00:28:07,640 --> 00:28:12,320
Speaker 1: past that. Anyways, So you meet this guy, you're nervous.

617
00:28:12,359 --> 00:28:14,400
Speaker 1: You're like, oh my god, am I a prostitute? Yeah?

618
00:28:14,480 --> 00:28:16,239
Speaker 1: So that was it was mostly just a guilt thing.

619
00:28:16,280 --> 00:28:17,240
Speaker 1: It was my brain.

620
00:28:17,760 --> 00:28:19,000
Speaker 2: Not that I was gonna kill, but I was like,

621
00:28:19,119 --> 00:28:21,679
Speaker 2: this is insane and what, like what I don't understand

622
00:28:21,680 --> 00:28:23,119
Speaker 2: what's gonna happen because you don't know.

623
00:28:23,600 --> 00:28:24,800
Speaker 1: Did your friends know where you were?

624
00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:27,080
Speaker 2: Yes, my friends where I was. And he actually came

625
00:28:27,119 --> 00:28:29,359
Speaker 2: to New York Comedy Club. I was judging Roast Battle

626
00:28:29,400 --> 00:28:31,600
Speaker 2: that night, and he was like he wanted to meet

627
00:28:31,640 --> 00:28:33,400
Speaker 2: with me before and I said why I do comedy

628
00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:38,120
Speaker 2: And I said, and I'm judging the show, and he goes, okay.

629
00:28:37,800 --> 00:28:41,840
Speaker 1: Great, can I come watch? I'm like, and I didn't.

630
00:28:41,840 --> 00:28:43,360
Speaker 1: I was at that point I was like, you know,

631
00:28:43,400 --> 00:28:45,080
Speaker 1: what if I was doing a set, No, but I'm

632
00:28:45,160 --> 00:28:45,720
Speaker 1: just gonna.

633
00:28:45,520 --> 00:28:48,160
Speaker 2: Sit at the table and just and watch other people

634
00:28:48,240 --> 00:28:50,080
Speaker 2: be terrible, right, yeah, and watch other people just do

635
00:28:50,160 --> 00:28:51,840
Speaker 2: a terrible job and just drink for free.

636
00:28:51,920 --> 00:28:52,840
Speaker 1: So I'm like, yeah, you can come.

637
00:28:52,880 --> 00:28:55,080
Speaker 2: I don't care, right, So that made me a little

638
00:28:55,080 --> 00:28:57,200
Speaker 2: more comfortable. And that's the victim thing where in my

639
00:28:57,240 --> 00:28:59,200
Speaker 2: mind I'm like, Okay, if he sees me with my

640
00:28:59,400 --> 00:29:02,760
Speaker 2: friends and people, then he'll identify me as a human

641
00:29:02,840 --> 00:29:03,520
Speaker 2: being and then.

642
00:29:03,920 --> 00:29:05,640
Speaker 1: Difficult him murder me. You know.

643
00:29:06,080 --> 00:29:08,040
Speaker 2: It's like when I get an uber, anytime it's late,

644
00:29:08,080 --> 00:29:09,720
Speaker 2: if someone's been crazy, I'm always.

645
00:29:09,480 --> 00:29:11,000
Speaker 1: Just like, this is a picture of me as a child.

646
00:29:11,520 --> 00:29:14,040
Speaker 1: I'm a human. My name is my mother's name is Terry.

647
00:29:14,320 --> 00:29:18,280
Speaker 2: And started like, hey, you cannot dump me in the

648
00:29:18,400 --> 00:29:21,560
Speaker 2: river like I'm but so that kind of made it

649
00:29:21,640 --> 00:29:24,600
Speaker 2: normal and that helped me relax. But we got back

650
00:29:24,800 --> 00:29:26,480
Speaker 2: to it was very sweet because he knows I like

651
00:29:26,920 --> 00:29:28,640
Speaker 2: celery or whatever. He was like, do you have a

652
00:29:28,680 --> 00:29:29,840
Speaker 2: pro I'm like, I don't know.

653
00:29:29,920 --> 00:29:32,880
Speaker 1: It was just a weird way. You like green water?

654
00:29:33,400 --> 00:29:33,600
Speaker 2: Yeah?

655
00:29:33,640 --> 00:29:35,600
Speaker 1: I like it because it's fiber. It's only good with

656
00:29:35,680 --> 00:29:38,720
Speaker 1: bloody Mary's or like peanut butter. No, it just it

657
00:29:38,920 --> 00:29:40,120
Speaker 1: tastes like water.

658
00:29:40,880 --> 00:29:42,720
Speaker 2: I know it's a great crunchy snack. Hey listen, I

659
00:29:42,760 --> 00:29:44,280
Speaker 2: eat a lot of other bullshit. So I try to

660
00:29:44,400 --> 00:29:45,200
Speaker 2: shovel celery.

661
00:29:45,280 --> 00:29:47,400
Speaker 1: And so he brought celery.

662
00:29:48,720 --> 00:29:51,680
Speaker 2: Did. We had the hotel design and like make it

663
00:29:51,800 --> 00:29:53,680
Speaker 2: look pretty like a bouquet of Wower.

664
00:29:55,440 --> 00:29:59,120
Speaker 1: Todd. I'm not gonna say it sound like a like

665
00:29:59,160 --> 00:30:03,200
Speaker 1: a duke. So Dick was there with the salary.

666
00:30:03,560 --> 00:30:06,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it was very sweet and my experience, so

667
00:30:06,640 --> 00:30:08,520
Speaker 2: that was cool. And then we dated for like it

668
00:30:08,600 --> 00:30:10,640
Speaker 2: was like three months. He would just come back and

669
00:30:10,720 --> 00:30:11,920
Speaker 2: forth and.

670
00:30:11,960 --> 00:30:12,720
Speaker 1: I only saw him.

671
00:30:13,360 --> 00:30:15,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, we would go like I only saw him like

672
00:30:15,360 --> 00:30:17,640
Speaker 2: three times, three or four times in like a three

673
00:30:17,680 --> 00:30:19,560
Speaker 2: month period. And he gave me.

674
00:30:19,960 --> 00:30:23,720
Speaker 1: It was like he gave me three grand a months

675
00:30:24,600 --> 00:30:27,040
Speaker 1: and you saw him three times. Yeah, so nine thousand

676
00:30:27,040 --> 00:30:28,600
Speaker 1: dollars in three months. You see that's in you see

677
00:30:28,640 --> 00:30:32,280
Speaker 1: that tax free mecca. Wait, so you got the fifteen

678
00:30:32,320 --> 00:30:33,760
Speaker 1: hundred dollars from Handy you need it for that?

679
00:30:34,200 --> 00:30:37,840
Speaker 2: No, actually the fifteen hundred dollars I actually got doing

680
00:30:37,920 --> 00:30:38,440
Speaker 2: a gig.

681
00:30:39,800 --> 00:30:41,640
Speaker 1: Windy, So we need to be on the website.

682
00:30:46,440 --> 00:30:46,640
Speaker 2: Yeah.

683
00:30:46,680 --> 00:30:49,080
Speaker 1: See, God makes it happen. You don't even need to

684
00:30:49,120 --> 00:30:53,240
Speaker 1: do all that. My God would not abandon you. You

685
00:30:53,400 --> 00:30:58,640
Speaker 1: abandoned the mata God. Well that's the thing. God helps

686
00:30:58,680 --> 00:31:00,960
Speaker 1: those who helps themself. Well, right, He's like, I'll see

687
00:31:00,960 --> 00:31:04,040
Speaker 1: how you fire and you were like, I need more. Yeah,

688
00:31:04,960 --> 00:31:07,200
Speaker 1: I need a pocket change, that's what You're like, I

689
00:31:07,320 --> 00:31:09,800
Speaker 1: need nine thousand dollars. I mean, well God provided that

690
00:31:09,880 --> 00:31:13,400
Speaker 1: for you. Also listen, Wendy, so you so after you

691
00:31:13,480 --> 00:31:15,240
Speaker 1: got nine thousand dollars, you're like, I got to keep

692
00:31:15,240 --> 00:31:17,320
Speaker 1: the party going. I got to keep it up. Well

693
00:31:17,560 --> 00:31:17,840
Speaker 1: I had.

694
00:31:17,880 --> 00:31:20,080
Speaker 2: The website was still on the website, so I just

695
00:31:20,280 --> 00:31:22,200
Speaker 2: was like, you know what, I'm not gonna date unless

696
00:31:22,320 --> 00:31:25,840
Speaker 2: I'll just use this as a dating website because it's

697
00:31:25,880 --> 00:31:28,080
Speaker 2: a first, of all the guys you're on with, they're fun,

698
00:31:28,320 --> 00:31:31,240
Speaker 2: they're smart, they're interesting. And then also, and this sounds

699
00:31:31,320 --> 00:31:34,239
Speaker 2: kind of whatever, but are they interesting, Wendy, Are they

700
00:31:34,280 --> 00:31:35,120
Speaker 2: also married?

701
00:31:36,080 --> 00:31:38,040
Speaker 1: No, none of the guys have dated are married. Oh

702
00:31:38,440 --> 00:31:42,280
Speaker 1: she put that on a record. Okay, at the record.

703
00:31:42,320 --> 00:31:46,120
Speaker 1: Shoot you like the record on record. Pull the transcript.

704
00:31:46,720 --> 00:31:49,320
Speaker 2: Pull the transcript. Tony Hawk rides a skateboard and this

705
00:31:49,400 --> 00:31:50,440
Speaker 2: bitch is a fuck marriage.

706
00:31:50,600 --> 00:31:55,160
Speaker 1: Yes, Okay, that's it. Pull these transcripts. So much your

707
00:31:55,360 --> 00:31:59,560
Speaker 1: honor that they're married dudes on that website, Oh for sure,

708
00:32:00,720 --> 00:32:03,160
Speaker 1: so many and they stay in there. It just says

709
00:32:03,240 --> 00:32:06,080
Speaker 1: like married but looking married. But look, you see how

710
00:32:06,240 --> 00:32:09,120
Speaker 1: bold these dudes are married, but look, your ass should

711
00:32:09,160 --> 00:32:11,680
Speaker 1: not be looking at all, you fucking married married be

712
00:32:11,760 --> 00:32:13,920
Speaker 1: looking for a tippyo dig. Yeah, that's what I would.

713
00:32:14,240 --> 00:32:19,360
Speaker 1: I would. I mean, see, you are going back and

714
00:32:19,440 --> 00:32:22,000
Speaker 1: forth because you're like, oh, I don't want to think

715
00:32:22,040 --> 00:32:25,440
Speaker 1: about being a prostitute. But I'm like, these guys are dumb.

716
00:32:25,800 --> 00:32:28,360
Speaker 1: I take there. Yes, if you want to fuck, give

717
00:32:28,440 --> 00:32:31,040
Speaker 1: me money, right, Like, I don't think there's any wrong.

718
00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:35,200
Speaker 1: Guys will date women for their looks or just because

719
00:32:35,600 --> 00:32:37,680
Speaker 1: they don't have anything else going on, So why not

720
00:32:38,120 --> 00:32:40,840
Speaker 1: why not do the same thing and get something out

721
00:32:40,880 --> 00:32:43,080
Speaker 1: of it? But like, what about men that are like, well,

722
00:32:43,520 --> 00:32:47,200
Speaker 1: like you gotta have money or else women won't want you.

723
00:32:47,400 --> 00:32:48,880
Speaker 1: And now that I have money, I could cheat women

724
00:32:48,880 --> 00:32:50,840
Speaker 1: however I want. Like, how do you feel about dudes

725
00:32:50,880 --> 00:32:53,760
Speaker 1: that think like that? Well, a lot of those guys.

726
00:32:54,160 --> 00:32:56,400
Speaker 2: Here's here's something to be careful of if you're on

727
00:32:56,480 --> 00:32:58,960
Speaker 2: those sites, and I think in general, not even on site,

728
00:32:58,960 --> 00:33:00,880
Speaker 2: but if you're dating a guy with me, Because that's

729
00:33:00,880 --> 00:33:05,320
Speaker 2: why I've had a natural aversion to guys my whole

730
00:33:05,360 --> 00:33:06,960
Speaker 2: life that you have to throw money around and have

731
00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:09,280
Speaker 2: a flashy car because they think because they have money, they.

732
00:33:09,280 --> 00:33:10,920
Speaker 1: Can treat you like shit. And there are men like

733
00:33:11,080 --> 00:33:11,920
Speaker 1: that on the site.

734
00:33:12,040 --> 00:33:15,880
Speaker 2: I actually yelled at somebody at at a lunch date.

735
00:33:15,960 --> 00:33:17,880
Speaker 1: We just went to go meet him for lunch, because

736
00:33:17,880 --> 00:33:21,120
Speaker 1: you messed talking about money out in the day. Yeah, no,

737
00:33:21,240 --> 00:33:23,360
Speaker 1: I was on a lunch date before two pm. Lunch

738
00:33:23,480 --> 00:33:26,520
Speaker 1: date money now, now that's not you don't always get money.

739
00:33:26,520 --> 00:33:28,320
Speaker 1: And this guy didn't know. I mean, like that means

740
00:33:28,360 --> 00:33:31,800
Speaker 1: you have money going to lunch in a lunch date

741
00:33:31,840 --> 00:33:33,520
Speaker 1: that's not just an hour like, oh, I'm not on

742
00:33:33,600 --> 00:33:36,480
Speaker 1: my lunch break. We're going on at lunch, right. I

743
00:33:36,520 --> 00:33:39,600
Speaker 1: don't want minutes for lunch. I get whatever I come back. Yeah,

744
00:33:39,680 --> 00:33:42,000
Speaker 1: a lunch date ever, you can have a glass of wine,

745
00:33:42,120 --> 00:33:44,320
Speaker 1: like get you two, like that kind of thing. But

746
00:33:44,440 --> 00:33:46,000
Speaker 1: I yelled at this guy and not yelled.

747
00:33:46,080 --> 00:33:48,640
Speaker 2: I try not to be an angry person, but he

748
00:33:48,840 --> 00:33:50,960
Speaker 2: was being such a county that's fine.

749
00:33:51,120 --> 00:33:55,520
Speaker 1: And he that he was essentially like we meet and

750
00:33:55,640 --> 00:33:57,400
Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, so this is the last guy that

751
00:33:57,480 --> 00:33:57,920
Speaker 1: I dated.

752
00:33:58,040 --> 00:34:00,760
Speaker 2: This is the He was like that you use term

753
00:34:00,800 --> 00:34:03,400
Speaker 2: allowance and the best way to do it is just

754
00:34:03,520 --> 00:34:05,880
Speaker 2: you know, be honest, And I'm like, okay, the last

755
00:34:05,920 --> 00:34:07,880
Speaker 2: guy that I was that I dated, that I met

756
00:34:07,960 --> 00:34:10,560
Speaker 2: through the site. We were together for a while, and

757
00:34:11,040 --> 00:34:15,719
Speaker 2: my total like allowance that I got as far as Equinox, membership,

758
00:34:15,920 --> 00:34:19,080
Speaker 2: Uber things like that, all that stuff, I had a

759
00:34:19,239 --> 00:34:22,040
Speaker 2: total amount, a total dollar amount, and I said, this

760
00:34:22,160 --> 00:34:23,919
Speaker 2: is what I was getting per month?

761
00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:27,080
Speaker 1: How much was like four five thousand. You just make

762
00:34:27,120 --> 00:34:27,560
Speaker 1: an estimate.

763
00:34:27,600 --> 00:34:30,000
Speaker 2: You don't have to do between as far as like

764
00:34:30,360 --> 00:34:34,000
Speaker 2: ship that I spend, especially ubers are expensive between anywhere

765
00:34:34,160 --> 00:34:37,879
Speaker 2: like between five and seven grand a month.

766
00:34:38,120 --> 00:34:40,120
Speaker 1: Yes, that's a cute allowance. Yeah that's me. I mean,

767
00:34:40,200 --> 00:34:41,919
Speaker 1: like I'll take that a lot. I feel like yeah,

768
00:34:42,200 --> 00:34:43,880
Speaker 1: I mean I feel like people listening right now is

769
00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:46,480
Speaker 1: dudes listening that are like that's nothing.

770
00:34:47,280 --> 00:34:49,520
Speaker 2: And it's like but that and that's not all just

771
00:34:49,560 --> 00:34:51,400
Speaker 2: like cash it they're giving you because a lot of

772
00:34:51,440 --> 00:34:53,800
Speaker 2: the like the guy that I dated for the longest

773
00:34:53,800 --> 00:34:55,840
Speaker 2: and we're still friends now and like we still like

774
00:34:56,520 --> 00:34:58,640
Speaker 2: see each other. Yeah, we still see each other occasionally,

775
00:34:58,680 --> 00:35:01,359
Speaker 2: not a time he's eating somebody that he but he's

776
00:35:01,440 --> 00:35:02,480
Speaker 2: like he actually likes.

777
00:35:03,920 --> 00:35:06,840
Speaker 1: Well he well that's a different that's an interesting situation.

778
00:35:07,120 --> 00:35:08,080
Speaker 1: He dates like.

779
00:35:08,560 --> 00:35:11,640
Speaker 2: Four of us, four of y'all and he then you

780
00:35:11,840 --> 00:35:14,120
Speaker 2: just rotate into like the main girlfriends.

781
00:35:14,760 --> 00:35:17,359
Speaker 1: Know when he was dating. Yeah, how is this guy

782
00:35:18,440 --> 00:35:21,560
Speaker 1: I don't want to in his fifties? He I don't

783
00:35:21,560 --> 00:35:27,399
Speaker 1: want to go baby, No, early eighties really good, lucky.

784
00:35:27,560 --> 00:35:29,920
Speaker 1: He's a young seventy five. Yeah. No, he's all this

785
00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:38,200
Speaker 1: Bill Coffee whatever age that Morgan Freeman. That so you

786
00:35:38,239 --> 00:35:38,960
Speaker 1: guys are friends.

787
00:35:39,040 --> 00:35:40,680
Speaker 2: But yeah so he but so, but to have a

788
00:35:40,760 --> 00:35:42,920
Speaker 2: dollar amount in mind, so when you're going to meet

789
00:35:42,960 --> 00:35:44,400
Speaker 2: these two. But this guy at the lunch date, he

790
00:35:44,600 --> 00:35:47,000
Speaker 2: was like, he goes, well, that's I mean. I was thinking,

791
00:35:47,480 --> 00:35:49,479
Speaker 2: you know, I could do two hundred dollars for an hour,

792
00:35:49,640 --> 00:35:51,040
Speaker 2: and I would have to get a hotel. He's like,

793
00:35:51,080 --> 00:35:52,360
Speaker 2: you have your own apartment in the village and I

794
00:35:52,480 --> 00:35:54,279
Speaker 2: was like no, and he's like, well, then I guess

795
00:35:54,320 --> 00:35:55,840
Speaker 2: we'd have to get a hotel, but there's an hourly

796
00:35:55,880 --> 00:35:56,920
Speaker 2: one and that would just have to come out of

797
00:35:56,960 --> 00:35:57,400
Speaker 2: your allowance.

798
00:35:57,719 --> 00:36:00,359
Speaker 1: And I was like, and so I take the money

799
00:36:00,400 --> 00:36:01,160
Speaker 1: out of your though.

800
00:36:01,320 --> 00:36:05,839
Speaker 2: Now I was very confident because I'm like, first of all,

801
00:36:06,200 --> 00:36:09,560
Speaker 2: I have money coming in from comedy, Like I have

802
00:36:09,800 --> 00:36:11,239
Speaker 2: enough money to barely live.

803
00:36:11,680 --> 00:36:13,719
Speaker 1: So it's like going right, like I can make it.

804
00:36:13,840 --> 00:36:15,680
Speaker 2: And then I also not afraid to go get a

805
00:36:15,800 --> 00:36:17,759
Speaker 2: fucking day job, like I can go temp I have

806
00:36:17,840 --> 00:36:20,400
Speaker 2: people that. Yeah, he sounds like, dare he try to

807
00:36:20,560 --> 00:36:25,879
Speaker 2: negotiate your fucking and he was, I don't and I'm

808
00:36:26,040 --> 00:36:28,239
Speaker 2: not a height a heiaus but he was probably like

809
00:36:28,480 --> 00:36:30,560
Speaker 2: five five, and he was like and he was like

810
00:36:30,719 --> 00:36:31,799
Speaker 2: in his early.

811
00:36:31,640 --> 00:36:34,040
Speaker 1: Seventies, and he was gross looking. He was not even

812
00:36:34,080 --> 00:36:35,920
Speaker 1: good looking, but he was. He was. It was like

813
00:36:36,040 --> 00:36:37,560
Speaker 1: the ultimate nagging where he was just like.

814
00:36:37,640 --> 00:36:39,960
Speaker 2: Well, I don't have to take everything. And I was like, oh, motherfucker,

815
00:36:40,040 --> 00:36:41,680
Speaker 2: I will walk out of here and I will get

816
00:36:41,719 --> 00:36:43,200
Speaker 2: this salad in a to go thing.

817
00:36:44,880 --> 00:36:46,640
Speaker 1: Oh you should have already been packing your shit up.

818
00:36:46,719 --> 00:36:46,879
Speaker 2: Yeah.

819
00:36:46,880 --> 00:36:48,400
Speaker 1: Well I said, oh, you know, I'm not interested.

820
00:36:48,480 --> 00:36:50,600
Speaker 2: And he instead of him being like okay, he was

821
00:36:50,760 --> 00:36:52,960
Speaker 2: really He's like, well, oh, you think you're gonna find

822
00:36:53,120 --> 00:36:56,120
Speaker 2: something like that in this economy. And I didn't say,

823
00:36:56,239 --> 00:37:01,200
Speaker 2: like like a grandpa mean mad sh right.

824
00:37:01,760 --> 00:37:03,719
Speaker 1: He's like, so if you don't sit down before your

825
00:37:03,840 --> 00:37:06,919
Speaker 1: high cholesterol runs up like this, that's whun your dollars

826
00:37:06,960 --> 00:37:08,399
Speaker 1: was coming out of his Social Security chick.

827
00:37:08,520 --> 00:37:11,400
Speaker 5: I know in this economy he got a lot of nerves,

828
00:37:11,480 --> 00:37:13,320
Speaker 5: and so I said to him, but part of the

829
00:37:13,400 --> 00:37:15,080
Speaker 5: thing too is if you're going out and like in

830
00:37:15,160 --> 00:37:17,200
Speaker 5: your meeting, if you know, if you want to date

831
00:37:17,280 --> 00:37:19,799
Speaker 5: somebody like I'm I.

832
00:37:21,719 --> 00:37:24,200
Speaker 1: Say, it's so popular. He wants to can't even hear

833
00:37:24,239 --> 00:37:27,280
Speaker 1: where that's coming. He's yelling, that's the guy who cuts

834
00:37:27,800 --> 00:37:32,320
Speaker 1: Marie's electricity off for you. This is the best apartment

835
00:37:32,360 --> 00:37:36,880
Speaker 1: I know. Thank you so much. It's messy as hell downstairs.

836
00:37:36,920 --> 00:37:38,839
Speaker 1: Neighbor cuts my power off with he things were being

837
00:37:38,880 --> 00:37:42,279
Speaker 1: too loud. Yeah, not on the podcast. Just eat while

838
00:37:42,280 --> 00:37:44,600
Speaker 1: I'm sleep and be like something up there is waking

839
00:37:44,640 --> 00:37:45,960
Speaker 1: me up, and it'll turn it off at like four

840
00:37:45,960 --> 00:37:49,839
Speaker 1: o'clock in the morning. Holy shit. Anyway yet us.

841
00:37:51,640 --> 00:37:52,879
Speaker 2: But you have to add But I told this guy,

842
00:37:52,960 --> 00:37:54,600
Speaker 2: but they like the only one time did I have

843
00:37:54,680 --> 00:37:56,520
Speaker 2: to yell at a restaurant and he was like, you

844
00:37:56,680 --> 00:37:58,560
Speaker 2: are you? You? Oh you think you're worth that? How

845
00:37:58,560 --> 00:38:00,239
Speaker 2: old are you? What are you in youry You're in

846
00:38:00,280 --> 00:38:02,200
Speaker 2: your thirties. You think you're gonna get that in your thirties?

847
00:38:02,480 --> 00:38:04,320
Speaker 2: And then he started to try to like try to

848
00:38:04,440 --> 00:38:06,719
Speaker 2: like tear me down physically, and I wanted to know.

849
00:38:07,160 --> 00:38:08,880
Speaker 2: I felt comfortable because it's like, first of all, not

850
00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:11,640
Speaker 2: only do I already have somebody writing for a lot

851
00:38:11,680 --> 00:38:14,160
Speaker 2: of my shit right because I'm a cool bitch and

852
00:38:14,280 --> 00:38:16,360
Speaker 2: my pussy is that good, but I also have a

853
00:38:16,440 --> 00:38:18,080
Speaker 2: poor ass twenty four year old with.

854
00:38:18,160 --> 00:38:20,400
Speaker 1: A big dick texting me who just wants to fu.

855
00:38:20,640 --> 00:38:22,279
Speaker 1: So I already have the confidence of.

856
00:38:22,320 --> 00:38:24,960
Speaker 2: Like, oh, no, no, oh, absolutely, I'm a good I'm

857
00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:28,120
Speaker 2: a good fuck for free, and I'm also worth you.

858
00:38:28,200 --> 00:38:30,440
Speaker 1: Know, right right right right right helping out you were

859
00:38:30,480 --> 00:38:31,880
Speaker 1: trying to show on the receipts, You're like, I got

860
00:38:31,920 --> 00:38:34,280
Speaker 1: the right for free, and I'm also going for seven

861
00:38:34,440 --> 00:38:35,680
Speaker 1: thousand dollars. Good.

862
00:38:36,520 --> 00:38:38,320
Speaker 2: And so I said to him, I said no, thank you,

863
00:38:38,400 --> 00:38:40,480
Speaker 2: and he started being real shitty, and then I stood

864
00:38:40,560 --> 00:38:42,680
Speaker 2: up and I got my whole salad to go because

865
00:38:43,040 --> 00:38:46,239
Speaker 2: you're like this, And then I said, I would rather

866
00:38:46,320 --> 00:38:48,120
Speaker 2: clean toilets for minimum wage than ever.

867
00:38:48,280 --> 00:38:51,759
Speaker 1: Fuck you allowed a very nice restaurant. It was real.

868
00:38:51,960 --> 00:38:54,759
Speaker 1: What were you wearing? Yeah, the scene for us here

869
00:38:55,160 --> 00:38:56,680
Speaker 1: that I feel like that on a stretch pant.

870
00:38:57,040 --> 00:38:58,960
Speaker 2: Oh I was I was actually wearing a uniform.

871
00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:00,840
Speaker 1: I was working at the restaurant. Oh, I love you,

872
00:39:01,320 --> 00:39:04,399
Speaker 1: I love you. Wendy, you were really on your lunch track. Yeah,

873
00:39:04,880 --> 00:39:06,719
Speaker 1: you were on your lunch break and he was on

874
00:39:06,800 --> 00:39:07,480
Speaker 1: a lunch date.

875
00:39:08,200 --> 00:39:10,640
Speaker 2: Wow, Indy, and I bump the size, like, hold on,

876
00:39:11,320 --> 00:39:14,000
Speaker 2: let me teach you to negotiate, young lady, And I

877
00:39:14,160 --> 00:39:15,000
Speaker 2: saved that woman.

878
00:39:15,920 --> 00:39:18,359
Speaker 1: I love it. I think that you have to stand

879
00:39:18,480 --> 00:39:22,160
Speaker 1: up for the bullshit because people will definitely short change

880
00:39:22,200 --> 00:39:24,960
Speaker 1: you and shortcut some shit and it's not right. But

881
00:39:25,040 --> 00:39:28,800
Speaker 1: I think as a woman that works in any industry, right, like,

882
00:39:28,880 --> 00:39:31,040
Speaker 1: as women were the ones that are like, they offer

883
00:39:31,120 --> 00:39:32,680
Speaker 1: us an amount for a job, and we be like,

884
00:39:32,960 --> 00:39:34,840
Speaker 1: we're more likely to take the number that they give us.

885
00:39:34,880 --> 00:39:37,800
Speaker 1: Mind you, men will negotiate a higher wage, and a

886
00:39:38,239 --> 00:39:40,200
Speaker 1: lot of men get paid more money because they're like

887
00:39:40,239 --> 00:39:42,080
Speaker 1: they're not afraid to be like, oh, you gotta give

888
00:39:42,080 --> 00:39:43,400
Speaker 1: me a little bit more than that, Like I can't,

889
00:39:43,560 --> 00:39:45,839
Speaker 1: I can't, like you gott to increase my salary. But women,

890
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:48,880
Speaker 1: we don't want to seem pushy or difficult to work with,

891
00:39:48,960 --> 00:39:51,480
Speaker 1: so we'd be like yeah, yeah. And the thing is

892
00:39:51,680 --> 00:39:54,600
Speaker 1: that guys will will have this amount and they won't

893
00:39:54,600 --> 00:39:57,319
Speaker 1: even be qualified, Like we'll be doing the same job.

894
00:39:57,440 --> 00:39:58,880
Speaker 1: We'll be doing the same exact job, and I'm doing

895
00:39:58,880 --> 00:40:00,520
Speaker 1: all the work and you're getting paid more money than me.

896
00:40:00,719 --> 00:40:02,839
Speaker 1: Like I worked in a I tempt at a place

897
00:40:02,880 --> 00:40:08,879
Speaker 1: where this woman was hired and she was doing her

898
00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:11,800
Speaker 1: and this guy had the same job, and she found

899
00:40:11,840 --> 00:40:13,759
Speaker 1: out later that he was making more money than her.

900
00:40:13,840 --> 00:40:16,680
Speaker 1: But it was the same exact job and they were

901
00:40:16,760 --> 00:40:19,200
Speaker 1: hired at the same time, and she had more experience

902
00:40:19,239 --> 00:40:21,800
Speaker 1: than him, but he was making more money. And she

903
00:40:21,960 --> 00:40:24,040
Speaker 1: was like, well, what am I supposed to What am

904
00:40:24,080 --> 00:40:25,239
Speaker 1: I supposed to say? I was like, well, to do

905
00:40:25,320 --> 00:40:28,040
Speaker 1: so on a contract, because you need to go in

906
00:40:28,160 --> 00:40:31,719
Speaker 1: during your yeah, you know, your whatever, your what your

907
00:40:32,400 --> 00:40:35,960
Speaker 1: yearly evaluation or whatever, and you need to need more money. Well,

908
00:40:36,040 --> 00:40:38,360
Speaker 1: it's good that, like you, you stick up for yourself

909
00:40:38,400 --> 00:40:39,840
Speaker 1: and you know what you want when you get in.

910
00:40:40,400 --> 00:40:42,200
Speaker 1: And because I feel like there's some people who get

911
00:40:42,239 --> 00:40:45,000
Speaker 1: into dating people with money and they don't have any goals.

912
00:40:45,040 --> 00:40:46,520
Speaker 1: They don't know what they're doing, they don't know, I

913
00:40:46,560 --> 00:40:48,520
Speaker 1: don't want to work. They're just they just want to

914
00:40:48,520 --> 00:40:48,719
Speaker 1: be a.

915
00:40:48,760 --> 00:40:51,960
Speaker 2: Part of it, right and so and to have like

916
00:40:52,120 --> 00:40:55,440
Speaker 2: and especially just as far as like specifically with these websites,

917
00:40:56,600 --> 00:40:58,360
Speaker 2: if you're setting up I think the best thing to

918
00:40:58,440 --> 00:41:00,680
Speaker 2: do is be honest. And then and if you are

919
00:41:00,760 --> 00:41:02,719
Speaker 2: gonna lie, I mean you lie in a good but

920
00:41:02,920 --> 00:41:03,400
Speaker 2: be honest.

921
00:41:03,440 --> 00:41:05,720
Speaker 1: That's a good lie to say what you're saying about.

922
00:41:06,040 --> 00:41:08,600
Speaker 2: So I think if you're good, so if you're gonna lie,

923
00:41:09,719 --> 00:41:13,200
Speaker 2: the because what's worked for me. So maybe some people

924
00:41:13,320 --> 00:41:16,759
Speaker 2: are not actively pursuing a career right or maybe if

925
00:41:16,760 --> 00:41:18,359
Speaker 2: they're just like fuck it, I just want to try

926
00:41:18,400 --> 00:41:22,200
Speaker 2: to make money, just just as like an escort, which

927
00:41:22,280 --> 00:41:26,520
Speaker 2: is very doable. I mean, uh, but that kind of

928
00:41:26,840 --> 00:41:31,400
Speaker 2: is a turn off to an actual guy who is,

929
00:41:31,960 --> 00:41:34,440
Speaker 2: as far as for me, like a quality sugar daddy.

930
00:41:34,719 --> 00:41:36,160
Speaker 1: And I really I hate that term, but like.

931
00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:40,520
Speaker 2: A quality guy to date like that because even though

932
00:41:40,520 --> 00:41:42,880
Speaker 2: they're on a site where they're essentially like, hey, I'm

933
00:41:43,120 --> 00:41:46,160
Speaker 2: going to like trade you money to be my girlfriend,

934
00:41:47,200 --> 00:41:49,600
Speaker 2: nobody likes the feeling of that. And the guys that

935
00:41:49,800 --> 00:41:52,680
Speaker 2: don't like that feel uncomfortable with the paying for it

936
00:41:52,840 --> 00:41:55,680
Speaker 2: part are the actually the good guys who will give

937
00:41:55,760 --> 00:41:59,879
Speaker 2: you a bigger sum of money and because they act

938
00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:02,160
Speaker 2: they like worship you, they care about you.

939
00:42:02,360 --> 00:42:05,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, but like so, then why be on that website

940
00:42:05,239 --> 00:42:08,080
Speaker 1: like you're a dude with money. You can go out

941
00:42:08,600 --> 00:42:11,160
Speaker 1: to a Tribeca Whole Foods and meet somebody there and

942
00:42:11,480 --> 00:42:13,279
Speaker 1: like be like, I want to give you money to

943
00:42:13,560 --> 00:42:16,479
Speaker 1: you know, sit on my dig on Thursdays. Listen Marie.

944
00:42:16,560 --> 00:42:18,239
Speaker 1: But like, yo, I'll be at the Whole Foods and

945
00:42:18,360 --> 00:42:23,160
Speaker 1: Trybecca comes through. I'm looking for you, right what I'm

946
00:42:23,160 --> 00:42:25,240
Speaker 1: seeing arrangements. I'm gonna be at this at the smoothie

947
00:42:25,239 --> 00:42:33,120
Speaker 1: the juice bar, sipping an orange grenadine juice. Okay, So so,

948
00:42:33,400 --> 00:42:37,160
Speaker 1: but like why are these men, these quality dudes on

949
00:42:37,280 --> 00:42:39,480
Speaker 1: this website? Then like why not just like meet somebody

950
00:42:39,680 --> 00:42:42,840
Speaker 1: on the street and then like former connection with somebody,

951
00:42:43,320 --> 00:42:45,200
Speaker 1: even if it's not something super deep.

952
00:42:45,280 --> 00:42:48,200
Speaker 2: And then like because a lot of times they don't

953
00:42:48,239 --> 00:42:50,719
Speaker 2: have time, so they're not out right if they're out

954
00:42:50,760 --> 00:42:54,880
Speaker 2: there doing stuff. And the other thing is if they

955
00:42:55,040 --> 00:42:59,160
Speaker 2: meet somebody, because not all the guys on the site,

956
00:42:59,360 --> 00:43:03,040
Speaker 2: but some of them, these people are so wealthy that

957
00:43:03,120 --> 00:43:06,160
Speaker 2: if they meet somebody, it's and they feel like, oh

958
00:43:06,160 --> 00:43:08,200
Speaker 2: I'm having a real connection. It's like, oh wait a minute,

959
00:43:08,280 --> 00:43:10,360
Speaker 2: maybe this bitch is just trying to get at my money.

960
00:43:10,520 --> 00:43:13,720
Speaker 2: So she might be you know, already going for that angle.

961
00:43:13,960 --> 00:43:16,200
Speaker 2: And so then he feels so that he could get

962
00:43:16,280 --> 00:43:16,960
Speaker 2: trapped that way.

963
00:43:17,680 --> 00:43:19,840
Speaker 1: So these guys are like, oh, I'm on this website

964
00:43:19,920 --> 00:43:22,279
Speaker 1: on my terms. This is my terms. I'm getting I'm

965
00:43:22,320 --> 00:43:24,200
Speaker 1: like with somebody and they know that I have money,

966
00:43:24,239 --> 00:43:26,960
Speaker 1: but it's on my terms, right, And so then's weird. Well,

967
00:43:27,440 --> 00:43:27,719
Speaker 1: you know, I.

968
00:43:27,719 --> 00:43:30,799
Speaker 2: Actually it makes sense to me because you go now

969
00:43:30,840 --> 00:43:32,040
Speaker 2: you're drawing a line in the sand.

970
00:43:32,120 --> 00:43:33,759
Speaker 1: So it's like, look, you're not I'm not.

971
00:43:33,920 --> 00:43:36,200
Speaker 2: They know I'm not going to try to like get

972
00:43:36,280 --> 00:43:39,360
Speaker 2: pregnant with their kid or do some crazy bullshit, and

973
00:43:39,400 --> 00:43:41,759
Speaker 2: I'm not going to blow up their phone constantly at like.

974
00:43:41,840 --> 00:43:45,759
Speaker 1: Three in the morning. What are you doing? Still happen though, Yeah,

975
00:43:45,880 --> 00:43:49,239
Speaker 1: And everybody's crazy people. Yeah, the.

976
00:43:51,400 --> 00:43:53,320
Speaker 2: Girls are crazy, but that's why you go out and

977
00:43:53,360 --> 00:43:55,399
Speaker 2: you meet somebody first. And a lot of the women

978
00:43:55,480 --> 00:43:56,640
Speaker 2: on a lot of the people on the site are

979
00:43:56,719 --> 00:43:59,759
Speaker 2: just scamming. A lot of the female profiles on the

980
00:43:59,800 --> 00:44:02,400
Speaker 2: side our bots and they're just like scamming these like

981
00:44:02,520 --> 00:44:04,919
Speaker 2: older men or or they never show up for dates,

982
00:44:04,960 --> 00:44:07,239
Speaker 2: or they show up and they're like, you know, they

983
00:44:07,320 --> 00:44:09,160
Speaker 2: look way different than their picture. They walk and they

984
00:44:09,200 --> 00:44:10,080
Speaker 2: have some sob story.

985
00:44:10,640 --> 00:44:13,680
Speaker 1: I'm sorry my father died and I just came to

986
00:44:13,760 --> 00:44:16,440
Speaker 1: New York with my guitar on a buzz and yeah,

987
00:44:17,600 --> 00:44:21,200
Speaker 1: I mean, but the whole thing is like you're gonna

988
00:44:21,239 --> 00:44:23,759
Speaker 1: you're you're setting yourself up for somebody to want to

989
00:44:24,040 --> 00:44:27,160
Speaker 1: rob you, like but rob you in the right way.

990
00:44:27,239 --> 00:44:29,640
Speaker 1: They're robbing, Like this is all this is live, This

991
00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:33,120
Speaker 1: is twenty seventeen. This world is full of Joeanne the scammers. Yes,

992
00:44:33,320 --> 00:44:38,040
Speaker 1: and you know, I feel like knowing that they know

993
00:44:38,160 --> 00:44:40,279
Speaker 1: that you got money versus thinking that they know that

994
00:44:40,360 --> 00:44:43,840
Speaker 1: you have money is like, come on, dude, figure it out, Wendy,

995
00:44:43,960 --> 00:44:47,760
Speaker 1: Where can people listening to this podcast right now find

996
00:44:47,920 --> 00:44:49,320
Speaker 1: people with money in public?

997
00:44:49,440 --> 00:44:49,480
Speaker 2: Like?

998
00:44:49,560 --> 00:44:51,400
Speaker 1: Where where do we find the people with money in

999
00:44:51,480 --> 00:44:54,200
Speaker 1: the streets of New York? Literally everywhere? Yeah? Oh, these

1000
00:44:54,320 --> 00:44:56,400
Speaker 1: people have money everywhere. So tips.

1001
00:44:56,680 --> 00:44:59,359
Speaker 2: So a fancy hotel bar, I mean like a lot

1002
00:44:59,400 --> 00:45:01,719
Speaker 2: of like actual like prostitutes just hang out there in

1003
00:45:01,800 --> 00:45:03,000
Speaker 2: nice dresses live.

1004
00:45:03,719 --> 00:45:09,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, hotel the soho Grand, I've been to this, Soho Grand?

1005
00:45:10,719 --> 00:45:12,600
Speaker 1: You want to? I was gonna say, because you know

1006
00:45:12,680 --> 00:45:14,840
Speaker 1: more of the places I don't. I'm because I'm a waitress,

1007
00:45:15,200 --> 00:45:17,480
Speaker 1: so I know I know the movements, I know the moves.

1008
00:45:17,520 --> 00:45:20,080
Speaker 1: I know ever taken me to the Soho Grand. I'm

1009
00:45:20,120 --> 00:45:23,440
Speaker 1: never respected well because I'm like, you've also not working.

1010
00:45:23,520 --> 00:45:26,600
Speaker 1: You've also never taken me to the Carlisle. And you

1011
00:45:26,880 --> 00:45:29,840
Speaker 1: know that I have built this is right, We're not

1012
00:45:29,880 --> 00:45:31,279
Speaker 1: gonna be friends out to this. But I just know

1013
00:45:31,400 --> 00:45:34,040
Speaker 1: when when people are meeting up and they on a

1014
00:45:34,160 --> 00:45:37,480
Speaker 1: site like that, when the girl come through very casual.

1015
00:45:37,920 --> 00:45:39,800
Speaker 1: The girls who are dressing up too much, I'm like

1016
00:45:40,120 --> 00:45:43,880
Speaker 1: you do in a lot. It's early, it's six o'clock girl, Monday,

1017
00:45:45,040 --> 00:45:48,000
Speaker 1: mini dress you wear, that's a bad move.

1018
00:45:48,120 --> 00:45:51,359
Speaker 2: Don't be super dressed up. Okay, don't be overly because

1019
00:45:51,560 --> 00:45:53,799
Speaker 2: but some of the guys on but like as far

1020
00:45:53,840 --> 00:45:56,120
Speaker 2: as finding like a quality guy because they don't want

1021
00:45:56,160 --> 00:45:57,680
Speaker 2: to make a scene. You don't want to be like

1022
00:45:57,800 --> 00:45:59,520
Speaker 2: the guys that are going to be respectful to you.

1023
00:46:00,360 --> 00:46:03,200
Speaker 2: Because the guys like the couple guys that I've met

1024
00:46:03,239 --> 00:46:05,080
Speaker 2: on there that I've dated, and you think like, oh,

1025
00:46:05,280 --> 00:46:07,200
Speaker 2: they're giving you money, so they're gonna treat you like shit.

1026
00:46:07,800 --> 00:46:09,200
Speaker 2: You walk in and they're like what do you I mean,

1027
00:46:09,239 --> 00:46:11,040
Speaker 2: They'll be like, I'll give you a massage, what do

1028
00:46:11,239 --> 00:46:14,680
Speaker 2: they just like worship you I mean I rarely do

1029
00:46:14,760 --> 00:46:16,080
Speaker 2: I even have to suck a dick because they're like,

1030
00:46:16,160 --> 00:46:17,880
Speaker 2: I just want to eat your pussy for hours and

1031
00:46:17,960 --> 00:46:18,399
Speaker 2: make you good.

1032
00:46:18,880 --> 00:46:22,120
Speaker 1: Yes, are they doing a good job at it? Because

1033
00:46:24,160 --> 00:46:25,759
Speaker 1: I just feel like they just want to do it

1034
00:46:25,960 --> 00:46:29,439
Speaker 1: just because real technique. I just need more practice. Yeah,

1035
00:46:29,560 --> 00:46:30,319
Speaker 1: well let me pay hoo.

1036
00:46:31,320 --> 00:46:34,919
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm a coach. I am a sex coach.

1037
00:46:34,960 --> 00:46:37,520
Speaker 1: I am helping coach. Yeah, I'm helping.

1038
00:46:37,640 --> 00:46:39,840
Speaker 2: Especially they're they're older, so they're starting.

1039
00:46:39,600 --> 00:46:41,719
Speaker 1: To lose their memory. Girl, do you know you got

1040
00:46:41,800 --> 00:46:42,800
Speaker 1: to work on all the skills.

1041
00:46:42,920 --> 00:46:45,000
Speaker 2: The young muscle's got to be connected to the brain, right,

1042
00:46:45,040 --> 00:46:46,919
Speaker 2: Am I helping with Alzheimer's.

1043
00:46:46,960 --> 00:46:49,560
Speaker 1: Why I feel like you have a job, a career

1044
00:46:49,640 --> 00:46:52,600
Speaker 1: in this, like being a coach for something. Yeah, I

1045
00:46:52,719 --> 00:46:55,440
Speaker 1: don't think so. I mean, I don't you know. I'm

1046
00:46:55,560 --> 00:46:58,600
Speaker 1: using it too. I mean parlay, not parlay, that's not

1047
00:46:58,640 --> 00:46:59,719
Speaker 1: the right word. But I'm using it to.

1048
00:46:59,880 --> 00:47:01,360
Speaker 2: I need the extra money that I get so that

1049
00:47:01,480 --> 00:47:04,600
Speaker 2: I only have to work, you know, part time temp

1050
00:47:04,640 --> 00:47:09,239
Speaker 2: stuff and I can focus on comedy, comedy and writing. Yeah,

1051
00:47:09,239 --> 00:47:10,960
Speaker 2: because I mean I've been the point now where it's

1052
00:47:10,960 --> 00:47:13,440
Speaker 2: like I have I'm in the second round of pitching

1053
00:47:14,120 --> 00:47:17,520
Speaker 2: three shows so it's real, and then that documentary is

1054
00:47:17,600 --> 00:47:19,160
Speaker 2: coming out in like six months.

1055
00:47:19,280 --> 00:47:20,520
Speaker 1: Tell people about the documentary.

1056
00:47:20,680 --> 00:47:22,359
Speaker 2: These people followed me around the camera for a year

1057
00:47:22,360 --> 00:47:25,600
Speaker 2: and a half when I moved to New York, and yeah,

1058
00:47:25,640 --> 00:47:26,719
Speaker 2: they found me at a bar show.

1059
00:47:26,760 --> 00:47:29,799
Speaker 1: I didn't like commission a documentary, but they have all

1060
00:47:29,840 --> 00:47:30,280
Speaker 1: this stuff.

1061
00:47:30,320 --> 00:47:34,720
Speaker 2: They followed me, and they have me talking about signing

1062
00:47:34,840 --> 00:47:36,800
Speaker 2: up for the website and going on Craigslist, being like,

1063
00:47:36,920 --> 00:47:38,080
Speaker 2: I need money and I'll.

1064
00:47:37,960 --> 00:47:40,240
Speaker 1: Be a hooker. So what were you doing on Craigslist.

1065
00:47:40,280 --> 00:47:43,279
Speaker 2: Let's take a step back to that before, before the

1066
00:47:43,800 --> 00:47:46,040
Speaker 2: seeking arrangements thing, when I was like I need money

1067
00:47:46,160 --> 00:47:47,840
Speaker 2: and I was like on Craigslist and I went to

1068
00:47:47,880 --> 00:47:49,840
Speaker 2: the gigs and I was like, I will fucking I

1069
00:47:49,920 --> 00:47:51,399
Speaker 2: need money to have a place.

1070
00:47:51,920 --> 00:47:52,760
Speaker 1: You are the original.

1071
00:47:52,960 --> 00:47:57,279
Speaker 4: You are the original original Paget's And that's when I sold.

1072
00:47:57,440 --> 00:47:59,279
Speaker 2: And that's when I sold my panties on Craigslist.

1073
00:47:59,480 --> 00:48:01,200
Speaker 1: That's right. How much how much was it for?

1074
00:48:01,960 --> 00:48:03,839
Speaker 2: I only did fifty dollars a pair, but that's when

1075
00:48:03,840 --> 00:48:06,480
Speaker 2: I was temping a Calvin Klein only did fifty dollars.

1076
00:48:07,120 --> 00:48:08,880
Speaker 1: How many people listening to this podcast don't even have

1077
00:48:08,960 --> 00:48:12,560
Speaker 1: panties worth that much. I mean about it. I'll pause

1078
00:48:12,640 --> 00:48:15,880
Speaker 1: for everybody to I would have to go buy a

1079
00:48:16,040 --> 00:48:20,440
Speaker 1: pair of panties to sell, to sell, because I'm actually

1080
00:48:20,520 --> 00:48:22,359
Speaker 1: missing a lot of panties right now because you sold

1081
00:48:22,360 --> 00:48:26,040
Speaker 1: all the other No, I'm giving them away them. She

1082
00:48:26,200 --> 00:48:29,320
Speaker 1: had the founder in Miami. I'm losing them through dollars.

1083
00:48:29,400 --> 00:48:32,920
Speaker 1: An Listen, I have an extra pair of panties in

1084
00:48:33,040 --> 00:48:35,520
Speaker 1: my purse, and then it'll just fall out. We have

1085
00:48:35,760 --> 00:48:37,759
Speaker 1: extra pair of panties in your Do you carry extra

1086
00:48:37,800 --> 00:48:39,520
Speaker 1: pennies in your purse? No, I'm not even wear panties

1087
00:48:39,600 --> 00:48:43,279
Speaker 1: right now. Okay, I carry negative panties, but I have

1088
00:48:43,360 --> 00:48:47,520
Speaker 1: put a sheet of cow down. But you only buy

1089
00:48:47,680 --> 00:48:49,719
Speaker 1: panties so you could sell them. No, I don't sell

1090
00:48:49,760 --> 00:48:50,200
Speaker 1: them anymore.

1091
00:48:50,200 --> 00:48:52,560
Speaker 2: But those were those that was all profit because I

1092
00:48:52,600 --> 00:48:54,440
Speaker 2: was temping at Calvin Clan in the underwear department, so

1093
00:48:54,719 --> 00:48:55,040
Speaker 2: you were.

1094
00:48:55,120 --> 00:48:55,960
Speaker 1: Free shitting them.

1095
00:48:56,920 --> 00:48:58,839
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're like because I sample size, so they were

1096
00:48:58,880 --> 00:49:00,719
Speaker 2: like here, So I had all this free underwear, like

1097
00:49:00,840 --> 00:49:02,000
Speaker 2: really nice the samples.

1098
00:49:02,560 --> 00:49:04,560
Speaker 1: Even know that that's where the pays were coming from.

1099
00:49:04,680 --> 00:49:06,120
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I'm not gonna give something.

1100
00:49:06,640 --> 00:49:08,600
Speaker 2: These were nice and that's the same because on credit

1101
00:49:08,600 --> 00:49:09,720
Speaker 2: they'd be like thirty dollars.

1102
00:49:09,840 --> 00:49:10,440
Speaker 1: This is a while ago.

1103
00:49:10,440 --> 00:49:12,320
Speaker 2: I don't do this anymore because now it's like popular

1104
00:49:12,360 --> 00:49:14,319
Speaker 2: in their websites and so the markets.

1105
00:49:13,960 --> 00:49:15,440
Speaker 1: Won't real water down, so you can't get it.

1106
00:49:17,320 --> 00:49:18,439
Speaker 2: You can't get good enough money.

1107
00:49:18,480 --> 00:49:20,000
Speaker 1: It's not in the market.

1108
00:49:20,080 --> 00:49:23,359
Speaker 2: You got to wait a fuers marsh and I'm like, peace,

1109
00:49:23,400 --> 00:49:25,600
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go straight to the source

1110
00:49:25,640 --> 00:49:26,600
Speaker 2: and just sell plus it.

1111
00:49:26,760 --> 00:49:29,200
Speaker 1: Do you know? I know if good.

1112
00:49:29,880 --> 00:49:31,640
Speaker 2: I'm trying to beat all these other hoes of their

1113
00:49:31,680 --> 00:49:33,200
Speaker 2: game and then I'll be out when this movie.

1114
00:49:33,280 --> 00:49:35,600
Speaker 1: You know, I'll be out of the game soon, Yes,

1115
00:49:36,200 --> 00:49:38,520
Speaker 1: but wait, when do you see yourself out this game?

1116
00:49:39,080 --> 00:49:43,200
Speaker 1: Are you gonna your hoke Luke? Probably in the next Well,

1117
00:49:43,800 --> 00:49:44,719
Speaker 1: I'm always gonna be a hub.

1118
00:49:44,920 --> 00:49:47,080
Speaker 2: I'll it's just gonna change and I'll be the rich

1119
00:49:47,120 --> 00:49:48,799
Speaker 2: one and I'm gonna sign up and pay young people

1120
00:49:48,880 --> 00:49:49,600
Speaker 2: to come and eat my plus.

1121
00:49:49,880 --> 00:49:52,040
Speaker 1: Is there? Wait? Is there a union for hose? That's

1122
00:49:52,080 --> 00:49:53,160
Speaker 1: what I want to know. I want to know if

1123
00:49:53,200 --> 00:49:55,160
Speaker 1: there's somebody they can an HR.

1124
00:49:55,120 --> 00:49:57,360
Speaker 2: So, No, they need to Actually the problem is that

1125
00:49:57,840 --> 00:50:00,640
Speaker 2: the but like in a serious note, sex workers people

1126
00:50:00,640 --> 00:50:02,719
Speaker 2: are doing it all the time, and when I talk

1127
00:50:02,760 --> 00:50:05,399
Speaker 2: about it on stage, and when I wrote that article

1128
00:50:05,440 --> 00:50:08,400
Speaker 2: for Women's Health about the sugar det I've been getting

1129
00:50:08,600 --> 00:50:13,640
Speaker 2: so many people with regular day jobs also do sex

1130
00:50:13,680 --> 00:50:16,680
Speaker 2: work on the side because they're like, it's easy money.

1131
00:50:16,880 --> 00:50:19,279
Speaker 2: They liked you, but there's this crave, there's abuse, and

1132
00:50:19,320 --> 00:50:20,479
Speaker 2: so it's this underground market.

1133
00:50:20,600 --> 00:50:22,879
Speaker 1: So like it's there should be some can be HR.

1134
00:50:23,040 --> 00:50:24,280
Speaker 1: I want to be HR for hosts.

1135
00:50:24,280 --> 00:50:27,120
Speaker 2: I feel like I can be an HR who representation.

1136
00:50:28,160 --> 00:50:30,439
Speaker 1: I feel like I can be an advocate. I feel

1137
00:50:30,480 --> 00:50:33,960
Speaker 1: like I know the ins and outs of hoism. I've

1138
00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:37,719
Speaker 1: been there. You know the inns and the ad I've

1139
00:50:37,760 --> 00:50:40,320
Speaker 1: been on both sides of You've been the giver and

1140
00:50:40,400 --> 00:50:47,320
Speaker 1: the receiver. He's so nasty in this whole lifesty, this

1141
00:50:47,440 --> 00:50:57,120
Speaker 1: whole life shows me and reads her horoscope. Okay, So, Wendy,

1142
00:50:57,200 --> 00:50:59,560
Speaker 1: when you did our live show, you said people had

1143
00:50:59,600 --> 00:51:01,040
Speaker 1: sent you. People have been bowing you up and sending

1144
00:51:01,040 --> 00:51:03,080
Speaker 1: you questions. Can you answer some of those questions for

1145
00:51:03,200 --> 00:51:03,759
Speaker 1: us before we go?

1146
00:51:04,200 --> 00:51:06,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, let me say what did I get here? Well,

1147
00:51:06,239 --> 00:51:08,200
Speaker 2: it's mostly just about how to set up a profile.

1148
00:51:08,680 --> 00:51:11,080
Speaker 2: What are some keys, like key things that your profile

1149
00:51:11,120 --> 00:51:15,200
Speaker 2: should have, so with the profile obviously, cute pictures only

1150
00:51:15,280 --> 00:51:16,000
Speaker 2: put only a few.

1151
00:51:16,880 --> 00:51:18,239
Speaker 1: Can you show us a picture that you have.

1152
00:51:18,520 --> 00:51:21,360
Speaker 2: I'll show it's actually I think it's my Facebook profile picture.

1153
00:51:22,320 --> 00:51:23,920
Speaker 1: That's the picture we're gonna put it with the podcast

1154
00:51:23,960 --> 00:51:24,560
Speaker 1: on Instagram.

1155
00:51:24,719 --> 00:51:26,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a cute picture and it's me laughing, and

1156
00:51:27,040 --> 00:51:30,960
Speaker 2: it's not real candid. It's like yeah, and it's a

1157
00:51:31,040 --> 00:51:33,040
Speaker 2: selfie that I it's a picture I took of myself.

1158
00:51:33,239 --> 00:51:35,600
Speaker 1: It's are you how I'm taking your money? Are you

1159
00:51:35,719 --> 00:51:37,879
Speaker 1: eating a salad while you're laughing? Because there's a lot

1160
00:51:38,040 --> 00:51:42,480
Speaker 1: of people who laugh while eating salads. I wish so

1161
00:51:42,640 --> 00:51:43,319
Speaker 1: we have a good pick.

1162
00:51:43,360 --> 00:51:45,160
Speaker 2: I mean, I honest to God, like I think of it,

1163
00:51:45,280 --> 00:51:47,279
Speaker 2: I look at it as a regular dating site. So

1164
00:51:47,320 --> 00:51:49,680
Speaker 2: I use it as like somebody that I'm actually gonna

1165
00:51:50,239 --> 00:51:50,920
Speaker 2: date that I like.

1166
00:51:51,160 --> 00:51:53,760
Speaker 1: Okay, I feel like it's more like a LinkedIn website.

1167
00:51:53,840 --> 00:51:54,560
Speaker 1: But yeah, all right.

1168
00:51:54,640 --> 00:51:56,399
Speaker 2: And the other thing too, is that way when I'm

1169
00:51:56,520 --> 00:51:58,839
Speaker 2: rich and like in a year or two that I'm

1170
00:51:58,880 --> 00:52:01,479
Speaker 2: not dating some loser was just with me for my money,

1171
00:52:01,520 --> 00:52:03,640
Speaker 2: It's like good and I always you know that's I

1172
00:52:03,719 --> 00:52:05,759
Speaker 2: actually had a guy that I went out with.

1173
00:52:05,920 --> 00:52:06,439
Speaker 1: He was cool.

1174
00:52:06,520 --> 00:52:09,960
Speaker 2: We went to dinner and really nice. And then he

1175
00:52:10,120 --> 00:52:12,600
Speaker 2: was looking at because I think he thought like, oh, whatever, bullshit,

1176
00:52:12,600 --> 00:52:14,439
Speaker 2: you're not really He's like, oh, you're an artist, okay.

1177
00:52:14,480 --> 00:52:17,360
Speaker 2: And then I showed him that he googled me and

1178
00:52:17,440 --> 00:52:18,960
Speaker 2: he was like, oh, He's like, no, you're like a

1179
00:52:19,360 --> 00:52:20,920
Speaker 2: oh no, no, I'm like a my natural comedian. I'm

1180
00:52:20,960 --> 00:52:22,560
Speaker 2: not bullshitting it, like I'll probably be famous in a

1181
00:52:22,640 --> 00:52:23,719
Speaker 2: year two this movie is coming in.

1182
00:52:23,800 --> 00:52:25,839
Speaker 1: Then I said like, so that's real, Wendy. You better

1183
00:52:25,920 --> 00:52:28,399
Speaker 1: show him me a motherfucker resume. I love it. Tell

1184
00:52:28,480 --> 00:52:31,360
Speaker 1: him that I am dB. But because I was like,

1185
00:52:31,360 --> 00:52:32,120
Speaker 1: oh no, no, I'm serious.

1186
00:52:32,160 --> 00:52:34,160
Speaker 2: But I just am at a point right now where

1187
00:52:34,200 --> 00:52:36,840
Speaker 2: I got all this work to do and not a

1188
00:52:36,920 --> 00:52:38,239
Speaker 2: lot of money is coming in, and so I need

1189
00:52:38,280 --> 00:52:41,000
Speaker 2: a little bit of help. But I'm super honest and honest.

1190
00:52:41,080 --> 00:52:42,840
Speaker 2: And the other thing too, is I don't ask for

1191
00:52:42,920 --> 00:52:44,239
Speaker 2: a ton of money on the gate because I'm like,

1192
00:52:44,320 --> 00:52:46,440
Speaker 2: I work, and I work and I'm busy and so

1193
00:52:46,480 --> 00:52:47,800
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be coming over later.

1194
00:52:47,640 --> 00:52:50,359
Speaker 1: At night and it's a good you know, So how

1195
00:52:50,480 --> 00:52:53,120
Speaker 1: much would you charge more if he was during a day.

1196
00:52:53,080 --> 00:52:53,160
Speaker 2: Like.

1197
00:52:55,239 --> 00:52:57,439
Speaker 1: If the sun is up the prices. But yeah, yeah,

1198
00:52:57,520 --> 00:52:58,759
Speaker 1: time is money. Time is money.

1199
00:52:58,800 --> 00:53:01,120
Speaker 2: You want me for five hours? Do you want to

1200
00:53:01,160 --> 00:53:03,479
Speaker 2: have dinner with me and then go back and fuck?

1201
00:53:03,520 --> 00:53:04,600
Speaker 1: And you want me to stay the night?

1202
00:53:05,040 --> 00:53:05,360
Speaker 2: That is?

1203
00:53:05,760 --> 00:53:07,080
Speaker 1: Do you know how much work I can get done

1204
00:53:07,080 --> 00:53:07,239
Speaker 1: in that?

1205
00:53:07,520 --> 00:53:07,840
Speaker 2: I did?

1206
00:53:09,120 --> 00:53:10,359
Speaker 1: Yeah, if they want, if they want.

1207
00:53:10,280 --> 00:53:12,040
Speaker 2: To just no, no, no, So if you want that

1208
00:53:12,160 --> 00:53:13,480
Speaker 2: kind of stuff, It's like, Okay, you know what I

1209
00:53:13,520 --> 00:53:15,520
Speaker 2: could be doing. I could be writing. I've got three

1210
00:53:15,600 --> 00:53:18,040
Speaker 2: shows I have to finish writing. I've got like I

1211
00:53:18,080 --> 00:53:20,840
Speaker 2: have deadlines for those where I just started a podcast.

1212
00:53:20,840 --> 00:53:22,160
Speaker 1: So it's like I should be editing that I have

1213
00:53:22,239 --> 00:53:23,239
Speaker 1: to be booked. I'm working.

1214
00:53:23,480 --> 00:53:24,920
Speaker 2: We could be out doing shows. I could be at

1215
00:53:24,960 --> 00:53:28,120
Speaker 2: the fucking gym. I could be sleeping, so right sleeping.

1216
00:53:28,400 --> 00:53:30,520
Speaker 1: Oh so I look at it. I go like, time

1217
00:53:30,640 --> 00:53:33,480
Speaker 1: is money. You're a business woman, Wendy. Here's a question

1218
00:53:33,560 --> 00:53:35,560
Speaker 1: for you. Has anybody ever asked you to do something

1219
00:53:35,600 --> 00:53:39,480
Speaker 1: that you were like, uh no, that's not absolutely yes,

1220
00:53:39,680 --> 00:53:42,480
Speaker 1: you're not putting two dicks in my ears. Like, what's

1221
00:53:42,520 --> 00:53:44,400
Speaker 1: the craziest thing someone who's requested of you?

1222
00:53:45,960 --> 00:53:50,680
Speaker 2: The weirdest thing is I think this guy he was

1223
00:53:50,880 --> 00:53:56,600
Speaker 2: really like overweight, which is not necessarily a deal breaker, but.

1224
00:53:56,800 --> 00:54:00,359
Speaker 1: Absolutely the deal. He broke the deal his back, right,

1225
00:54:00,719 --> 00:54:05,400
Speaker 1: his stomach broke the right. We don't want no fanties. Okay,

1226
00:54:05,520 --> 00:54:09,520
Speaker 1: never mind, so bad not in the bedroom, Like you

1227
00:54:09,560 --> 00:54:13,279
Speaker 1: would be fat and like my friend, maybe maybe you

1228
00:54:13,360 --> 00:54:16,120
Speaker 1: could be fat and give us some money. Yeah, fat

1229
00:54:16,160 --> 00:54:17,400
Speaker 1: and hold all the coats at the globe.

1230
00:54:18,840 --> 00:54:21,160
Speaker 2: If you're fat, you can also venmo mate. Look, I

1231
00:54:22,239 --> 00:54:23,840
Speaker 2: don't want to I don't want to leave anybody.

1232
00:54:23,880 --> 00:54:28,800
Speaker 1: I don't discriminate. You could also, okay, okay. So he

1233
00:54:28,880 --> 00:54:30,680
Speaker 1: was fat and he was like he was on top,

1234
00:54:30,719 --> 00:54:32,719
Speaker 1: and you were like absolutely no, no, oh, not even that.

1235
00:54:32,880 --> 00:54:35,040
Speaker 2: He was like he was talking about how much he

1236
00:54:35,160 --> 00:54:37,360
Speaker 2: loves peanut butter for whatever reason. He's like, I went

1237
00:54:37,400 --> 00:54:38,759
Speaker 2: to peanut butter World and I love peanut butter. And

1238
00:54:38,840 --> 00:54:40,960
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, well, I don't even know.

1239
00:54:41,080 --> 00:54:42,360
Speaker 1: He was talking a lot about peanut butter and I

1240
00:54:42,400 --> 00:54:43,000
Speaker 1: was like, okay, cool.

1241
00:54:43,000 --> 00:54:44,920
Speaker 2: And then we're just having a drink to talk and

1242
00:54:45,400 --> 00:54:48,480
Speaker 2: he goes, so listen, I'm really like, I'm really into

1243
00:54:48,480 --> 00:54:49,280
Speaker 2: getting my ass.

1244
00:54:49,160 --> 00:54:52,760
Speaker 1: Eat and I was like yeah, And then I said,

1245
00:54:52,920 --> 00:54:58,760
Speaker 1: whoa you know who's actually good at that? Last expert,

1246
00:54:58,920 --> 00:55:01,680
Speaker 1: last expert. He's gonna Yeah, he did it at two

1247
00:55:01,760 --> 00:55:05,279
Speaker 1: pm on a beach in public, in for free to

1248
00:55:05,400 --> 00:55:08,680
Speaker 1: a stranger. Ye, so he you should give us that

1249
00:55:08,840 --> 00:55:12,040
Speaker 1: number and they could just song it up and then

1250
00:55:12,120 --> 00:55:16,719
Speaker 1: he's not any money too, sleeping like a four year

1251
00:55:17,840 --> 00:55:21,520
Speaker 1: It was almost not thinn by choice. He's nourished.

1252
00:55:22,320 --> 00:55:24,759
Speaker 2: That's that good poverty thin. That's my favorite kind.

1253
00:55:26,280 --> 00:55:30,239
Speaker 1: I love it. Man, that's a sugar sandwich skinny. Yeah. Wait,

1254
00:55:30,520 --> 00:55:33,520
Speaker 1: so he okay, so he's overweight, and you know that

1255
00:55:33,640 --> 00:55:35,800
Speaker 1: means he doesn't propertly wipe his ass, right, But he

1256
00:55:35,880 --> 00:55:37,719
Speaker 1: wanted you to put peanut butter on his asshole and

1257
00:55:37,840 --> 00:55:38,120
Speaker 1: lick it.

1258
00:55:38,200 --> 00:55:39,479
Speaker 2: I don't know that he wanted me to like peanut

1259
00:55:39,480 --> 00:55:41,120
Speaker 2: butter of his asshole like a dog. But he was

1260
00:55:41,200 --> 00:55:43,160
Speaker 2: talking about how much he left peanut butter and then

1261
00:55:43,200 --> 00:55:45,440
Speaker 2: talked about me licking his ass and I almost vomited

1262
00:55:45,600 --> 00:55:48,320
Speaker 2: because I was like how he was so like. I

1263
00:55:48,400 --> 00:55:50,360
Speaker 2: felt like if I pushed his stomach peanut butter, it

1264
00:55:50,360 --> 00:55:52,080
Speaker 2: would come out like soft.

1265
00:55:52,360 --> 00:55:56,239
Speaker 1: Probably got an old peanut butter ring around. He got

1266
00:55:56,320 --> 00:56:00,840
Speaker 1: peanut butter ring around his ass, bro thingleberries.

1267
00:56:01,000 --> 00:56:02,759
Speaker 2: So here's the profile. I mean, so you can say.

1268
00:56:02,800 --> 00:56:05,080
Speaker 2: So I have the picture up, so it's but I

1269
00:56:05,120 --> 00:56:07,600
Speaker 2: think it's like any other dating app if you're looking

1270
00:56:07,640 --> 00:56:09,680
Speaker 2: at if you actually want to just like meet one

1271
00:56:09,760 --> 00:56:12,359
Speaker 2: person who's like a cool you know, man or woman,

1272
00:56:12,400 --> 00:56:14,120
Speaker 2: whatever you're looking for photo.

1273
00:56:14,640 --> 00:56:16,640
Speaker 1: I don't do dating apps because I don't want people

1274
00:56:16,640 --> 00:56:18,040
Speaker 1: that I not to see me and be like, oh,

1275
00:56:18,120 --> 00:56:20,400
Speaker 1: Mariice one here too, she's just like me. But we did.

1276
00:56:20,760 --> 00:56:22,520
Speaker 1: We did the live show. There was tons of There

1277
00:56:22,600 --> 00:56:23,960
Speaker 1: was a couple of people who were like, yeah, I'm

1278
00:56:23,960 --> 00:56:24,479
Speaker 1: on near two.

1279
00:56:24,480 --> 00:56:26,160
Speaker 2: So these are old. So I put the I haven't

1280
00:56:26,160 --> 00:56:27,839
Speaker 2: even changed these. This is when I had brown here

1281
00:56:27,880 --> 00:56:28,800
Speaker 2: before I died at blonde.

1282
00:56:28,840 --> 00:56:30,360
Speaker 1: So I have two pictures pictures of you.

1283
00:56:30,760 --> 00:56:33,440
Speaker 2: Two pictures, and I mean, if I put makeup on

1284
00:56:33,560 --> 00:56:35,640
Speaker 2: and take a fucking nap, I look fine. And then

1285
00:56:35,680 --> 00:56:38,400
Speaker 2: I send them updated pictures and makeup right, and then

1286
00:56:38,440 --> 00:56:40,200
Speaker 2: I send and then if they respond, I'm like, this

1287
00:56:40,280 --> 00:56:41,759
Speaker 2: is what I look like now, and I'll send whatever

1288
00:56:41,840 --> 00:56:43,239
Speaker 2: recent show pictures or whatever I have.

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Speaker 1: So they know what I look like. Well, at our

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Speaker 1: our live show, you had some really cute pictures you did.

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Speaker 1: You had a little sad boob and a little uh

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Speaker 1: like you had. I know I have good guy.

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Speaker 2: I have small tits, but they are cute, and I

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00:56:56,480 --> 00:56:58,120
Speaker 2: put them in the profile. I have small titties, but

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00:56:58,239 --> 00:56:58,719
Speaker 2: they're cute.

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Speaker 1: I hope that those were what another profile pig bag?

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Speaker 1: I love them.

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Speaker 2: Well, I don't know if I want to use that,

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00:57:04,200 --> 00:57:06,279
Speaker 2: because that's easy to google search. And then I just

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00:57:06,360 --> 00:57:08,719
Speaker 2: tell the people listening to my material before they meet me.

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00:57:08,840 --> 00:57:11,400
Speaker 2: I'm like, meet the real man. Let me lie to

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00:57:11,480 --> 00:57:14,959
Speaker 2: you first before you hear me talk about getting raped

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00:57:15,040 --> 00:57:16,640
Speaker 2: and fucking rich people for money.

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Speaker 1: Okay, so here's a question for you, as our expert

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00:57:19,640 --> 00:57:23,280
Speaker 1: in this. Are we doing We're doing? I mean we

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Speaker 1: have to. I mean we can't keep windy all night.

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00:57:25,680 --> 00:57:27,680
Speaker 1: You got, right, bads, some things that you need to keep.

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00:57:27,720 --> 00:57:28,640
Speaker 1: That's right. I got a question.

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00:57:29,160 --> 00:57:31,400
Speaker 2: I gotta go to the gym. It's double work. Yeah,

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00:57:31,600 --> 00:57:34,480
Speaker 2: that's work for comedy for TV stuff. So I look

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Speaker 2: good on camera and on the floor and bent over

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Speaker 2: in front of them.

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Speaker 1: Oh god, damn, it's really hard to look good on

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Speaker 1: the floor. I'm telling you speak for yourself. Anyway. I'm

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00:57:45,160 --> 00:57:47,200
Speaker 1: on the floor right now, and I'm out here frizzing, okay,

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00:57:47,680 --> 00:57:51,640
Speaker 1: arriving and living So if I was going to set

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Speaker 1: up a profile and Sydney was gonna set up a profile, also,

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Speaker 1: what would our like, what should I use your names? Be?

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Speaker 2: Like?

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Speaker 1: What? Ooh, that's a good idea. That's good. That's a

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00:58:00,520 --> 00:58:03,080
Speaker 1: good question. Listen, so my you use your name. See

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00:58:03,120 --> 00:58:06,080
Speaker 1: I just changed mine. I'm not gonna say what it is. Okay, okay,

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00:58:06,200 --> 00:58:08,760
Speaker 1: well can we look at it? Just show me. We'll

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Speaker 1: tell me what I should.

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Speaker 2: What I like to do is I take a favorite author,

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00:58:12,960 --> 00:58:15,880
Speaker 2: like your favorite author or city. Do you have a

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00:58:15,960 --> 00:58:19,680
Speaker 2: favorite author or your favorite fictional character from classic literature?

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Speaker 2: Those are two and I would do a combination of

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Speaker 2: those two things.

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Speaker 1: Sane you know, business sold so sister Soldio Washington. That's

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00:58:31,120 --> 00:58:35,520
Speaker 1: what I think. That's my user. Don't put your real

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00:58:35,640 --> 00:58:37,720
Speaker 1: estes's and use doom. They don't use your real estate.

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Speaker 2: And even when I I respond, I spell my name

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Speaker 2: incorrectly so that it's like a little bit harder to

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Speaker 2: google really because my yeah, even something simple no, because

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Speaker 2: Wendy with an I if you put that, I've been

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00:58:49,160 --> 00:58:50,000
Speaker 2: told this by people.

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Speaker 1: Put that in.

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00:58:50,800 --> 00:58:53,720
Speaker 2: Comedy because I put that, I'm a comedy writer. It's

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Speaker 2: super easy and everything comes.

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Speaker 1: Up and I just don't. I don't like that on

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Speaker 1: a regular date. I don't like that in this What

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Speaker 1: what would Marie's name be? I feel like my name

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Speaker 1: would be Maya Angelou, Maya Angelou needs money or something

1345
00:59:10,720 --> 00:59:18,520
Speaker 1: like that. Angelou in French means on your knees you're

1346
00:59:18,560 --> 00:59:19,000
Speaker 1: a mess.

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Speaker 2: You could do so if you so, if you want

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Speaker 2: to do like Maya Angela, you could look go through

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Speaker 2: look for her, look through her poems or like through

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Speaker 2: different Then the my pom.

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Speaker 1: Would be I rise so you can ride, so you

1352
00:59:35,400 --> 00:59:37,320
Speaker 1: can rise. I feel like that's a good name. I mean,

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00:59:37,320 --> 00:59:40,240
Speaker 1: it's a lot of characters. But you know, whatever, I'll

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Speaker 1: fix up.

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Speaker 2: We'll short it up, We'll do like we'll do a

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Speaker 2: little letter, play oh little letter.

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Speaker 1: That's because you could.

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Speaker 2: Be it could be like Maya rise, Maya rise Maya.

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00:59:56,760 --> 00:59:59,880
Speaker 1: And you can say that while you're looking up a

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Speaker 1: instead of with an asta with a Z. Yeah, Queen Myra, No,

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Speaker 1: I want Mayra eyes to be with a Dallas sign.

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Speaker 1: My name would be Mace. That's perfect. Sy Do you

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01:00:14,560 --> 01:00:17,320
Speaker 1: have a question. Yes, So you went to dinner with

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01:00:17,480 --> 01:00:19,760
Speaker 1: your sugar daddy. Everything went great. You went you go

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01:00:19,880 --> 01:00:24,840
Speaker 1: back at the place, he's wasted. Uh, you guys are

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01:00:25,000 --> 01:00:27,200
Speaker 1: in the middle of like hooking up, but he like

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01:00:27,360 --> 01:00:32,160
Speaker 1: passes out. He's got a lot of cash. He's got

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Speaker 1: a ruby in a rolex. He got a ruby. He's

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Speaker 1: like a whole diamond. He got the old lady from

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Speaker 1: Titanic Nicholas. Yes, he didn't put any of that stuff

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Speaker 1: in the safe. Do you rob him or not? No? Never,

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Speaker 1: you've never taken something from somebody. He's never slipped like

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01:00:53,400 --> 01:00:54,720
Speaker 1: a dollar off the bill phone.

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Speaker 2: Never, because I think that, I mean, these the guys

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01:00:58,920 --> 01:01:02,800
Speaker 2: that I did it out there are are like fucking wealthy, wealthy,

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01:01:02,880 --> 01:01:07,560
Speaker 2: wealthy like would and it's not for me. It's not

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01:01:07,640 --> 01:01:09,360
Speaker 2: worth it because it's and not that there's a long

1378
01:01:09,440 --> 01:01:11,160
Speaker 2: game with these kind of things, but I mean any

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01:01:11,240 --> 01:01:13,080
Speaker 2: kind of relationship like it is gonna So I would

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01:01:13,120 --> 01:01:15,360
Speaker 2: never steal because they're expecting them.

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Speaker 1: And I also that was probably.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I've been where there are wads like wads

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01:01:23,080 --> 01:01:25,880
Speaker 2: of cash is out on the counter, drugs, out on

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01:01:25,920 --> 01:01:28,360
Speaker 2: the counter, pills, drugs, everything drug.

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01:01:28,320 --> 01:01:33,080
Speaker 1: Well I asked for I did, but I asked ahead

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01:01:33,080 --> 01:01:33,360
Speaker 1: of time.

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01:01:34,640 --> 01:01:36,360
Speaker 2: No, but so I but that's a test and that's

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01:01:36,360 --> 01:01:37,880
Speaker 2: the other thing too, is I don't like ask for

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01:01:37,960 --> 01:01:39,800
Speaker 2: I would never I've never been like, hey I need

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Speaker 2: and I don't ever have a SOB.

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01:01:41,560 --> 01:01:45,320
Speaker 1: Story like so after like money to get extra money.

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01:01:45,360 --> 01:01:47,520
Speaker 1: What I what I do is I go like, oh,

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01:01:47,560 --> 01:01:47,960
Speaker 1: how's it going.

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01:01:48,040 --> 01:01:50,080
Speaker 2: I'm like, good, I had to pick up yeah, I had,

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01:01:50,520 --> 01:01:52,760
Speaker 2: I had some expenses so but luckily I was able

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01:01:52,800 --> 01:01:56,760
Speaker 2: to pick up some temp work. So I do that.

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01:01:57,040 --> 01:01:59,880
Speaker 2: So I say, oh, no, it's fine working like I'm like,

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Speaker 2: oh no, I was able to pick up some temp work,

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Speaker 2: but not everything's great and I'm good and I hope

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01:02:03,320 --> 01:02:04,520
Speaker 2: you're having a good week and see when you get

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01:02:04,520 --> 01:02:05,760
Speaker 2: back and then and then they go, oh my god,

1402
01:02:05,760 --> 01:02:07,800
Speaker 2: if you need money and then boom Venmo, then you

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01:02:07,880 --> 01:02:10,680
Speaker 2: get money that way. So I go that way because

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Speaker 2: I don't want to do this SOB because then.

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01:02:12,440 --> 01:02:15,640
Speaker 1: Then don't have a stop SOB story. Don't rob them,

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01:02:15,880 --> 01:02:20,680
Speaker 1: don't take their rubies and and dollars and drugs when

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01:02:20,760 --> 01:02:22,840
Speaker 1: they I would listen, I feel like, if you have

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01:02:23,000 --> 01:02:28,000
Speaker 1: one guy you still want, I feel like that's okay, listen.

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01:02:28,040 --> 01:02:29,920
Speaker 1: I think they should change the name from Venmo to

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01:02:30,040 --> 01:02:33,360
Speaker 1: Finho because I feel like, what were people giving? Like

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01:02:33,560 --> 01:02:35,800
Speaker 1: women money on before or men because this men on

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01:02:35,880 --> 01:02:39,720
Speaker 1: that on that website that are getting money also, Okay,

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01:02:39,840 --> 01:02:41,320
Speaker 1: I mean I think it could be a test. I

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01:02:41,360 --> 01:02:43,720
Speaker 1: could see how that would be a test. I'm gonna

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01:02:43,720 --> 01:02:45,280
Speaker 1: set all this money down and see if any of

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01:02:45,360 --> 01:02:48,160
Speaker 1: it's missing when I wake up. Yeah, and you get

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01:02:48,240 --> 01:02:49,920
Speaker 1: up and you're like, oh my, oh my rubies are

1418
01:02:49,960 --> 01:02:53,680
Speaker 1: still am still. But it's just is a weird thing.

1419
01:02:53,760 --> 01:02:55,400
Speaker 1: And do you have to look at like like your

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01:02:55,480 --> 01:02:56,040
Speaker 1: goals with that.

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Speaker 2: So some people like you are just like they just

1422
01:02:58,240 --> 01:02:59,840
Speaker 2: are looking for a little bit of money and they're

1423
01:03:00,040 --> 01:03:01,680
Speaker 2: and know they're jumping around to a lot of different people.

1424
01:03:02,080 --> 01:03:05,720
Speaker 2: But this is but I genuinely like it sounds weird,

1425
01:03:05,720 --> 01:03:07,400
Speaker 2: but I like these guys. So I don't ever go

1426
01:03:07,600 --> 01:03:08,360
Speaker 2: out with somebody.

1427
01:03:08,440 --> 01:03:09,240
Speaker 1: I don't ever date.

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01:03:09,120 --> 01:03:11,800
Speaker 2: Anybody that I don't like that I wouldn't normally date.

1429
01:03:12,600 --> 01:03:15,360
Speaker 2: So I because that's and to have that attitude that

1430
01:03:15,440 --> 01:03:17,240
Speaker 2: also helps. Almost like when you go in for a

1431
01:03:17,360 --> 01:03:19,840
Speaker 2: job interview, you know, at any you go in and

1432
01:03:19,920 --> 01:03:20,240
Speaker 2: act like.

1433
01:03:20,240 --> 01:03:21,200
Speaker 1: You've already got the job.

1434
01:03:21,560 --> 01:03:23,200
Speaker 2: I've got this thing in my brain that I do

1435
01:03:23,280 --> 01:03:24,840
Speaker 2: that I act like I already have the job or

1436
01:03:25,200 --> 01:03:27,200
Speaker 2: instead of being desperate, like, oh my god, I have

1437
01:03:27,320 --> 01:03:28,200
Speaker 2: five dollars in my name.

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01:03:28,200 --> 01:03:29,680
Speaker 1: I need this job. I need this job. I need

1439
01:03:29,720 --> 01:03:31,800
Speaker 1: this chunter job. And have you ever been to I'll

1440
01:03:31,800 --> 01:03:33,880
Speaker 1: walk in like I already got fired from the job,

1441
01:03:38,040 --> 01:03:40,800
Speaker 1: like she's but don't ask act.

1442
01:03:41,240 --> 01:03:45,439
Speaker 2: Don't act desperate and act like you've fucking been there before,

1443
01:03:45,560 --> 01:03:47,600
Speaker 2: Like act like you belong to don't you don't be like, oh.

1444
01:03:47,560 --> 01:03:50,600
Speaker 1: My god, you got white napkins? Hear it? This is crazy? Yeah,

1445
01:03:50,720 --> 01:03:52,240
Speaker 1: you have to act and liked.

1446
01:03:52,520 --> 01:03:54,560
Speaker 2: Don't don't want a lot of makeup, like if you

1447
01:03:54,600 --> 01:03:57,640
Speaker 2: want actually me a quality person on there, because I've

1448
01:03:57,800 --> 01:04:01,080
Speaker 2: had like I'm currently like my uber that I got

1449
01:04:01,120 --> 01:04:02,920
Speaker 2: here on the I'm about to go to Equinox. This

1450
01:04:03,000 --> 01:04:05,600
Speaker 2: is someone I've known for a long time from the site.

1451
01:04:06,200 --> 01:04:08,240
Speaker 2: I was like, we dated and I saw I almost

1452
01:04:08,320 --> 01:04:09,680
Speaker 2: like lived at his place half the time.

1453
01:04:09,920 --> 01:04:15,960
Speaker 1: What was his place somewhere in Manhattan, Rebecca, No, well

1454
01:04:16,000 --> 01:04:17,520
Speaker 1: that's too close to work, you know he said that

1455
01:04:17,560 --> 01:04:21,520
Speaker 1: whole food. Okay, Wait, Wendy, Hey, wait, are you still

1456
01:04:21,560 --> 01:04:23,920
Speaker 1: hooking up with the guy with the uber or No? No,

1457
01:04:24,120 --> 01:04:25,360
Speaker 1: we haven't hooked up in a while.

1458
01:04:25,400 --> 01:04:27,320
Speaker 2: We're friends, Like I think we're gonna get lunch next week.

1459
01:04:27,360 --> 01:04:28,120
Speaker 1: Like, so we're friends and.

1460
01:04:28,320 --> 01:04:31,560
Speaker 2: We keep in touch on guitar girl, we're friends and

1461
01:04:31,680 --> 01:04:34,080
Speaker 2: he's super cool, Like I really I do, like I

1462
01:04:34,360 --> 01:04:35,920
Speaker 2: we care about each other, and it's like almost like

1463
01:04:35,960 --> 01:04:38,600
Speaker 2: a mentorship thing. And the other thing that's a benefit

1464
01:04:39,000 --> 01:04:42,280
Speaker 2: is you're around these hyper successful people. So it makes

1465
01:04:42,320 --> 01:04:44,160
Speaker 2: you want to be hyperis so then also yeah, and

1466
01:04:44,240 --> 01:04:46,240
Speaker 2: so then I feel like, oh, I am worthy of

1467
01:04:46,360 --> 01:04:48,400
Speaker 2: this this guy spent Just the fact that he's spending

1468
01:04:48,440 --> 01:04:49,960
Speaker 2: time with me, it makes you feel like, oh, I

1469
01:04:50,040 --> 01:04:52,080
Speaker 2: am good at this, And so my comedy's done better.

1470
01:04:52,120 --> 01:04:54,040
Speaker 2: I'm more assertive with asking for what I want with

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01:04:54,200 --> 01:04:57,080
Speaker 2: gigs and with payment, and then I feel more confident

1472
01:04:57,200 --> 01:04:59,919
Speaker 2: with uh, with going in and like pitching TV show

1473
01:05:00,040 --> 01:05:00,960
Speaker 2: and I feel more confident.

1474
01:05:01,000 --> 01:05:03,480
Speaker 1: It's like, so seeking a raduate dot com is like

1475
01:05:03,560 --> 01:05:07,800
Speaker 1: big brother, big little big sister from the Worry. If

1476
01:05:07,840 --> 01:05:09,480
Speaker 1: you want to, then you'll be It's like like a

1477
01:05:09,880 --> 01:05:12,040
Speaker 1: life coach. It's helping you be a better person. It

1478
01:05:12,160 --> 01:05:13,240
Speaker 1: is I mean, I love it.

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01:05:13,320 --> 01:05:15,200
Speaker 2: Then you and then you get to do like fun

1480
01:05:15,320 --> 01:05:17,360
Speaker 2: things in the city. You get to go to nice restaurants,

1481
01:05:17,600 --> 01:05:19,840
Speaker 2: and then I feel comfortable there. So when I walk around,

1482
01:05:19,840 --> 01:05:21,040
Speaker 2: I don't feel like less.

1483
01:05:21,040 --> 01:05:22,840
Speaker 1: That it's getting warm out. I feel like I've got

1484
01:05:22,880 --> 01:05:24,680
Speaker 1: some time. Yeah, I think I'm gonna get on there

1485
01:05:24,720 --> 01:05:26,720
Speaker 1: to city. Just we just we're gonna put a picture

1486
01:05:26,800 --> 01:05:36,720
Speaker 1: up together and whatever name Soldia that it's gonna be

1487
01:05:36,800 --> 01:05:40,040
Speaker 1: my Horizon Soldiers. Yeah, it's still gonna be S and M.

1488
01:05:40,160 --> 01:05:43,880
Speaker 1: It's just gonna be the wrong names. Oh my god, Wendy,

1489
01:05:43,960 --> 01:05:47,000
Speaker 1: you're so amazing. Can you just plug a few things

1490
01:05:47,040 --> 01:05:48,960
Speaker 1: that you got going on? You got a podcast, you

1491
01:05:49,000 --> 01:05:50,800
Speaker 1: got a show where can people catch you?

1492
01:05:51,360 --> 01:05:54,000
Speaker 2: Yeah? So my podcast we just started. It's called Jammers

1493
01:05:54,560 --> 01:05:55,600
Speaker 2: and we are gonna have.

1494
01:05:55,680 --> 01:05:56,080
Speaker 1: You guys on.

1495
01:05:56,160 --> 01:05:57,760
Speaker 2: I was just we're looking at the scheduling, so we're

1496
01:05:57,760 --> 01:05:58,600
Speaker 2: gonna have you guys on there.

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01:05:58,600 --> 01:06:03,080
Speaker 1: It's a selfish help podcast, okay, okay, And I love that. Yeah,

1498
01:06:03,200 --> 01:06:03,880
Speaker 1: it's super fun.

1499
01:06:04,080 --> 01:06:05,760
Speaker 2: And then I'm I do that with Megan Rice and

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Speaker 2: Stephen Penta and I just follow me on Twitter and Instagram.

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01:06:09,560 --> 01:06:12,680
Speaker 2: So my Twitter is at Wendy starlingk. Instagram is Wendy

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Speaker 2: Bird eighty two. And then I have links to my

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Speaker 2: podcast and my Glamour posts. All the links are all

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Speaker 2: on that stuff.

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Speaker 1: Okay, perfect, easy. Before we go, can you leave us

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Speaker 1: with like one less word of advice for anybody who's like,

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Speaker 1: why do you think a hundred dollars? What should I do?

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Speaker 1: Think about it? Wax? Wax? Damn wax?

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Speaker 2: Okay, wax, so you're you want to think about it

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Speaker 2: as you say wax or pusts say or don't No,

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Speaker 2: I take it back.

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Speaker 1: Some guys like it. Here's what you do.

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Speaker 2: Don't wax the first time you're gonna hook up with

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Speaker 2: somebody on the site, because then you could be like,

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Speaker 2: I didn't even think we were going to hook up.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, never done this, wink winking. I'm so sorry.

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Speaker 1: I'm so certain.

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Speaker 2: They're like it's fine, it's fine, and then you can

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Speaker 2: get extra money.

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Speaker 1: And then when they give your money, you clean it up. Please, yeah,

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Speaker 1: to wack, go clean.

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Speaker 2: With makeup, with waxing, with all that kind of stuff.

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Speaker 2: And I guess, like, I want you to warm a

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Speaker 2: makeup And I'm like, well, the first guy that I

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Speaker 2: met saying he wanted all that stuff done, and I

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Speaker 2: was like, great, well, then I need extra money because

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Speaker 2: that's not part of my budget.

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Speaker 1: M well, my budget. You can see what my budget

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Speaker 1: is on my Instagram. Yeah, raezy r ee z y

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Speaker 1: and I'm living my rich life on Instagram. So it's

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Speaker 1: just said, BW you check me out there. You can

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Speaker 1: catch us every second Saturday at our live show, the

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Speaker 1: warm up at Carme Lounge in the East Village and

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Speaker 1: then actually you can catch me on the radio every

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Speaker 1: Thursday from seven to eight on ninety's not four five

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Speaker 1: I ze point five w B A I this was amazing, Wendy.

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Speaker 1: You're so much Wendy, thank you.

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Speaker 2: I just bet this noil that's I'm giving you a

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Speaker 2: backwards handshake.

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Speaker 1: Okay for handshake, oh city. Always happy to see your fakes.

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Speaker 1: So good, so great. My eyes out, Bye guy, bye

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Speaker 1: m M.