Speaker 1: Kabooms.
Speaker 2: If you thought four hours a day, twelve hundred minutes
Speaker 2: a week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants
Speaker 2: of the old republic, a soul fashion of fairness. He
Speaker 2: treats crackheads in the ghetto cutter the same as the
Speaker 2: rich pill poppers in the penthouse. Wow to Clearinghouse of
Speaker 2: hot takes, break free for something special. The Fifth Hour
Speaker 2: with Ben Maller starts right now.
Speaker 1: In the A Everyway.
Speaker 3: The Fifth Hour with Ben Mahler and Danny g Radio
Speaker 3: keeping you company, your audio companion all weekend long, your
Speaker 3: last line of defense from mediocre weekend conversation audio.
Speaker 1: I think, I don't know, maybe we're also mediocre.
Speaker 3: Who the hell knows, Danny, but we are back at it,
Speaker 3: avoiding hairy situations on the podcast.
Speaker 4: Whoahoa whoa you're giving me Vietnam flashbacks of Annie and
Speaker 4: she used to choose to come down to the FSR
Speaker 4: studios from her perch up on the fifth floor, and
Speaker 4: she'd say, now, remember, guys, you're the last line of defense.
Speaker 3: Yes, the Z Dog is a Fox Sports Radio legend.
Speaker 3: She worked at FSR. I would say the first fifteen
Speaker 3: sixteen years.
Speaker 1: How many years has.
Speaker 3: I'm really bad at keeping track of time. I have
Speaker 3: no idea, but it seems like she's been away from
Speaker 3: Fox Sports Radio for at least five.
Speaker 4: Years, probably five years, Yeah.
Speaker 1: Five years.
Speaker 3: And yeah, there's so many stories about about the z
Speaker 3: Dog and Tom Looney had a great line because he
Speaker 3: would say, he said, Ben, everyone at the company loves you.
Speaker 1: There's only one woman that doesn't.
Speaker 3: And she was, of course the only only woman that
Speaker 3: worked at the company.
Speaker 1: But I got along with her management at the company.
Speaker 1: But but I got along with her and all that.
Speaker 3: We're actually I don't want to say we're good friends
Speaker 3: because I don't even know how long she's been gone.
Speaker 1: But it's one of those people, you know, how you
Speaker 1: work with somebody.
Speaker 3: For a while, and even though maybe you're not on
Speaker 3: the same page, there's this kinship that you have because
Speaker 3: you work together, and so like when you see them,
Speaker 3: you want to catch up even though maybe they weren't
Speaker 3: your favorite people, but you shared a common life experience.
Speaker 4: It reminds me of Dawn when somebody has a bigger
Speaker 4: than life persona and you even hear impersonations of them
Speaker 4: on the radio. My man, like, we hear that all
Speaker 4: the time, and so when I met him for the
Speaker 4: first time, it was just strange because he it was
Speaker 4: almost like a Saturday Night Live skit where he was
Speaker 4: acting out that character, but it was actually him and Annie,
Speaker 4: who used to be part of the executive team whatever.
Speaker 4: They're at the company. Same thing. Even when I had
Speaker 4: never worked yet at Fox Sports Radio, I would be
Speaker 4: at other networks and I would hear impersonation of her
Speaker 4: from people that were transplants from your network, Like, for instance,
Speaker 4: Burgee came over to work at NBC Sports Radio, so
Speaker 4: he and Karen Kay would be doing Annie impersonations to
Speaker 4: each other, and I had no idea who they were
Speaker 4: talking about, but it was pretty funny. So now fast
Speaker 4: forward to me being at my interview to get hired
Speaker 4: by Fox Sports Radio and Annie is in the interview
Speaker 4: and I can't help but smile and almost laugh because
Speaker 4: all those impersonations I heard over the years were now
Speaker 4: real life in front of me.
Speaker 3: I will say this for the company, we have had
Speaker 3: management people that are very easy to impersonate.
Speaker 1: We really have. It's like that Howard Stern movie The
Speaker 1: w Pig Vomit w a BC and all that. But
Speaker 1: the cool thing is Don is to me. He's been great.
Speaker 3: I mean, I have nothing bad to say about Don,
Speaker 3: but like pig Bomb and according to that movie, holy crap,
Speaker 3: that guy was a nightmare.
Speaker 1: W wait man.
Speaker 4: Yeah no, Thank god we have good bosses at this network,
Speaker 4: because I could not say the same thing at that
Speaker 4: last network I was.
Speaker 3: At, Yes and anyway, So but Don's been great.
Speaker 1: But it is very funny.
Speaker 3: I meet with him once every couple of years when
Speaker 3: I have to negotiate a contract, and which is really
Speaker 3: no negotiation. It's pretty much, here's what you get, Ben,
Speaker 3: and then I say, yes, sir, can I have another?
Speaker 3: And walk away. But it's in my head I'm negotiating.
Speaker 3: So so Don, Don's great. We spend a couple hours.
Speaker 3: I always plan for extra time. The meeting is supposed
Speaker 3: to be half an hour. I go into Don's office.
Speaker 3: He's got the Bronco helmet, he's got the Dodger paraphernalia
Speaker 3: in there, and we're shooting the shit.
Speaker 1: About radio and life and all this stuff.
Speaker 3: And then the very end we get to what we're
Speaker 3: there for, and then I walk out with my tail
Speaker 3: between my legs, and that's the way that goes. So
Speaker 3: we have hornic culture. Benny the last trip and michig
Speaker 3: Gos the new Michigos for Uncle Benny, backscratcher and scientifical.
Speaker 3: That sounds like a lot of stuff, and we'll jump
Speaker 3: right into it right now. I'll try to be short
Speaker 3: and sweet and get to the point. Please, get to
Speaker 3: the point, please before they send me to the rubber room.
Speaker 3: So the Malor Mansion getting a bit of an upgrade.
Speaker 3: Planting the seed here. It's a new DIY project at
Speaker 3: the Malor Mansion. This is the life of Matlar and
Speaker 3: Danny g And you can, if you want, call me
Speaker 3: horticulture Benny, with the help of someone that has a
Speaker 3: green thumb, a family friend.
Speaker 4: Say horticulture.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, you didn't take horticulture back in.
Speaker 4: The day, emphasis on the oh.
Speaker 1: We all tried to take that back in the day.
Speaker 1: But I was not.
Speaker 3: Even the whores were not interested to me, but anyway,
Speaker 3: I was interested in them. They were not interested me.
Speaker 3: But so, with the help of a family friend that
Speaker 3: does have a green thumb, these seeds, you know, you
Speaker 3: have to get the rake out and do the whole thing.
Speaker 3: And so you know, I didn't do much of that,
Speaker 3: but the seeds have been planted. The spring harvest, we
Speaker 3: hope will be a nice field of green grass. Now
Speaker 3: my job in this little exercise horticulture, Benny, is to
Speaker 3: literally watch the grass grow. So I have been deputized.
Speaker 3: We don't have working sprinklers in that part of the
Speaker 3: Malor mansion.
Speaker 1: They used to be.
Speaker 3: Sprinklers, but they don't work anymore, and we're too cheap
Speaker 3: to get them fixed because we have a nice hose.
Speaker 3: So I went to Costco and I bought a massive
Speaker 3: one hundred foot yard hose.
Speaker 1: It's I think it's even bigger than that.
Speaker 3: And I got a nice sprayer. And so my job
Speaker 3: here is to water that lawn, all of it. It's
Speaker 3: big lawn from beginning to end. And I have to
Speaker 3: do it multiple times a day, so I do it
Speaker 3: before I go to bed, and then I usually do
Speaker 3: it when I wake up.
Speaker 1: In the in the evening time.
Speaker 4: Have a strategic back and forth method.
Speaker 3: Yes, so it's a great question, Danny. You're really good
Speaker 3: at this. So I I use the the the sprinkler technique,
Speaker 3: the human sprinkler technique is what I use.
Speaker 4: Like you're dancing at a wedding.
Speaker 3: Yes, I I imagine that if I was not a living,
Speaker 3: breathing human being. And I was a sprinkler, and so
Speaker 3: I go, I go like this, that's that's what I do.
Speaker 3: So I am the sprinkler. I channel the sprinkler. My
Speaker 3: right hand was getting a workout. Edited audio is what
Speaker 3: that is. And uh, yes, I've been doing this, and
Speaker 3: I I have been encouraged because there have been some
Speaker 3: little little green sprouts of grass, which tells me I'm
Speaker 3: not completely off what I'm doing.
Speaker 1: That tells me that keep doing.
Speaker 3: What you're doing, because there's there's a little sign of
Speaker 3: life there that the grass is growing. The grass is
Speaker 3: greener on the other side because it was totally mud.
Speaker 3: And now I would like some rain because then I
Speaker 3: wouldn't have to do this. If it rains, I'm good.
Speaker 3: I have a day off. I'm told if it rains,
Speaker 3: I don't need to water the lawn the dirt.
Speaker 4: Well, you don't want too much rain though, because then
Speaker 4: it'll wipe your seeds away.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Well, we live in California and right now it's not
Speaker 3: ill Nino until next January or whatever. Anyway, so that's
Speaker 3: my new Michigas and so far, so good. You saw
Speaker 3: that mud pile when you were over at the Malor mansion.
Speaker 1: Danny is not nothing there, but that'll all be nice,
Speaker 1: beautiful grass, assuming I don't screw this up, so we will,
Speaker 1: we will see.
Speaker 3: And if this does become a disaster, that'll be my
Speaker 3: last trip. But that's not your last trip. That's my
Speaker 3: last trip.
Speaker 4: Yeah, as you know, just a few weeks away from
Speaker 4: the baby.
Speaker 1: That's right. When is the day? What is the day?
Speaker 4: So now we're in June, you can officially say the
Speaker 4: baby's coming next month.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 4: And they had a big thank you to you and
Speaker 4: your lovely wife for the nice baby gift that you
Speaker 4: guys mailed to us.
Speaker 1: Well, you're welcome.
Speaker 3: You know, I am the unofficial godfather of the child
Speaker 3: to be named later daddy, So yes, I'm listening.
Speaker 1: I'm very happy for you.
Speaker 3: Got I can't wait to meet the little fella and
Speaker 3: asking me wonderful. And you're going to have him on
Speaker 3: the podcast when he's old enough to talk and all that.
Speaker 4: For sure, he's going to take over and like like
Speaker 4: you said on yesterday's podcast, he will be hosting The
Speaker 4: Animal Thunderdome when it debuts in podcast format in hispies.
Speaker 1: But that's all right, you know, it's fine.
Speaker 4: So my wife, she is a travel agent by trade.
Speaker 4: She's always booking trips. She loves resorts, she loves nice hotels.
Speaker 4: So just for a little bit of background, she loves
Speaker 4: to travel. Imagine being pregnant with a huge bowling ball
Speaker 4: or a huge watermelon attached to you and it obviously
Speaker 4: can you know, derail some of your traveling plans? Oh? No,
Speaker 4: though not my wifey. She still planned a Memorial Day
Speaker 4: weekend getaway. Bring the gas Pismo Beach, which is an
Speaker 4: old favorite of mine. And I know you like that
Speaker 4: area as well. As we go north from where we live.
Speaker 1: Dude, Central California, that coast.
Speaker 4: Is beautiful, so nice. I have to come back a
Speaker 4: day earlier than her and the kids though, because with
Speaker 4: Covino and Rich on Monday, Memorial Day, we filled in
Speaker 4: for the Dan Patrick Show. So I actually followed them
Speaker 4: in my car and we had one pit stop on
Speaker 4: the way up to Pismo and it was in Santa Maria, California,
Speaker 4: now a city that's all on the map, Ben because
Speaker 4: they opened a brand new raising canes.
Speaker 1: Oh is that right? Well, yeah, I have stopped in
Speaker 1: Santa Maria many times. Cof Go Gas, Yes, there's a costume. Yes,
Speaker 1: I will go.
Speaker 3: And there's never anyone at that because it's Santa Maria
Speaker 3: and no one.
Speaker 1: Lives there, so yeah, I love that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, there's somebody living there now. And I know
Speaker 4: that area because I did radio in that area for
Speaker 4: three years between two thousand and three and two thousand
Speaker 4: and six. I put a hip hop R and B
Speaker 4: station on the air for that area, ninety five point
Speaker 4: seven The Beat, which is still thriving to this day.
Speaker 4: So it's always cool to get up in that area
Speaker 4: and turn my station on and hear what they're up to.
Speaker 4: So we're listening to my station. We're pulling up to
Speaker 4: raising canes and get out and get the combo. Watch
Speaker 4: these kids with a fat tire bikes doing wheeli's and
Speaker 4: parking lot because there's nothing else to do in Santa Maria,
Speaker 4: and get back on the road. Get up to Pismo
Speaker 4: Avela Beach and there is a new campground in that
Speaker 4: area where you are overlooking the ocean and you're up
Speaker 4: on a hill. They have all these RV spots. If
Speaker 4: you had a nice RV, you could rent out the
Speaker 4: spots and they also have glamping. It's like a studio
Speaker 4: with thin walls and a place for you to park
Speaker 4: right outside of it. So even if you don't have
Speaker 4: camping gear, it kind of still feels like you're camping
Speaker 4: because you're on this campground.
Speaker 1: Me hold, say, glamping is that I've never heard of that.
Speaker 4: I mean, they never heard of glamping. It's like glamorous camping.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 3: My wife always wants to go camping, but I'm like, nah,
Speaker 3: I'd rather stay at a hotel.
Speaker 4: See see you would like this, then google flying flags
Speaker 4: Avla Beach. I want you to take a look at
Speaker 4: what it looks.
Speaker 1: Like eyeing flags. I want to make sure to get
Speaker 1: that right.
Speaker 4: What is it at the Avola Beach?
Speaker 1: It's popped up here. You see what we have? Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's that's very nice. Okay, I see, I got you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, pretty cool. Now. The one thing I forgot I
Speaker 4: have speaking of Costco, I have one of the e
Speaker 4: scooters that they sell. As soon as we got there,
Speaker 4: my girl was like, oh, you should have brought the
Speaker 4: electric scooter, and I'm like, damn it, yeah, I forgot that.
Speaker 4: So I'm watching all these people with their e bikes
Speaker 4: and their east scooters, and there's these steep hills and
Speaker 4: people of all ages are going down these hills, and
Speaker 4: I'm like, damn it, that looks fun. Until day two
Speaker 4: they're at the campground. I watched this guy in his
Speaker 4: fifties with the group of his family up at the
Speaker 4: top of the hill and they were all taking turns
Speaker 4: bend with some of those old school scooters. Okay, when
Speaker 4: I say old school scooters, I mean probably just from
Speaker 4: a few years ago. But they don't have a motor
Speaker 4: attached to them. Yeah, you know, they still have the
Speaker 4: nice wheels. It's still a modern scooter, just doesn't have
Speaker 4: the electric isn't.
Speaker 1: This isn't like a radio flyer from the nineteen seventies
Speaker 1: or something.
Speaker 4: Right, you remember our grandparents had like metal skates, Yes,
Speaker 4: some skateboards with metal wheels. Like, what in the hell
Speaker 4: come a, Yes, we really have. So this guy going
Speaker 4: down this hill on this scooter and he is hauling
Speaker 4: ass and I don't know if he hit something on
Speaker 4: the road or his weight just made him fly forward,
Speaker 4: but this guy ate total shit. I mean he somersaulted
Speaker 4: down the rest of the hill and I thought the
Speaker 4: guy was dead.
Speaker 1: Hello, you've reached the police Department's voicemail.
Speaker 3: Just with the homicide, it wouldn't be homice. I mean,
Speaker 3: you'd missed the Yeah, okay, I got you, I got yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I was. I was scared. I was like, man,
Speaker 4: I'm gonna have to go down there and tell them
Speaker 4: I saw everything, because there there's about to be a
Speaker 4: body spray painted right there on the road. And his
Speaker 4: family goes running down there, and I hear to you,
Speaker 4: t you, papa, papa. These people are surrounding him like
Speaker 4: it's a dead body. Remember the Nuggets mascot when he
Speaker 4: passed out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Rocky the mascot. Yes, they thought he was dead.
Speaker 1: They were raising him.
Speaker 3: They were lowering him from the upper part of the
Speaker 3: arena in Denver.
Speaker 1: That was great.
Speaker 4: This was just like how there was a big circle
Speaker 4: around the dead Rocky mascot. Finally, Ben, they were able
Speaker 4: to get this guy up. A beautiful, beautiful view there
Speaker 4: and I almost got to see somebody die. So what
Speaker 4: a great Memorial Day weekend? Wow?
Speaker 1: That is that is such. Did you find out what
Speaker 1: actually happened to you?
Speaker 4: Just you don't know, No, I don't know. I mean
Speaker 4: they the way they took him off the pavement, they
Speaker 4: looked worried.
Speaker 1: Intermittent chest pain and I shortness to breath and pain
Speaker 1: in my lift arm.
Speaker 4: But he was alive.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, So he had a pulse and he was breathing.
Speaker 3: Fun fact, by the way, that no one should ever
Speaker 3: besmirch Rocky the mascot. You see this, This pops up
Speaker 3: every time the Nuggets.
Speaker 4: His salary.
Speaker 3: How much ben Rocky the mascot earns over six hundred
Speaker 3: thousand dollars a year.
Speaker 4: That is insane.
Speaker 1: Over he's the highest paid mascot I think in all
Speaker 1: of sports. Rocky is Yeah.
Speaker 4: He is a shoot. I would pass out in that
Speaker 4: costume for that much money.
Speaker 1: That is ten times on the average maskot gets sixty
Speaker 1: grand a year, six hundred and twenty five thousand. How
Speaker 1: did that happen?
Speaker 3: Is the mascot friends with stan KROCKI the owner, like,
Speaker 3: how did that take place? How do you justified paying Rocky?
Speaker 3: I mean good for Rocky the mascot. And I've seen
Speaker 3: the I've seen Chuck the Condor, the greatest mascot in
Speaker 3: the NBA rong, Chuck the Condor, the Clipper mascot practice.
Speaker 3: The person who's in there is like a gymnast and
Speaker 3: very athletic, and you've got to be to be a mascot.
Speaker 3: But still that is that is amaze balls that they
Speaker 3: could pay six hundred thousand dollars to a mascot. All right,
Speaker 3: moving on from that, we've got your new Michigos for
Speaker 3: Uncle Benny. So this past weekend kind of a casual
Speaker 3: weekend after the big Malor meet and greet, all the
Speaker 3: exciting times we had Minnesota, getting pulled over, getting a
Speaker 3: speeding ticket on the way to the meet and greet,
Speaker 3: and having a fun time drawing driving through all of Minnesota,
Speaker 3: going up to the luth and then back down to Minneapolis,
Speaker 3: and my wife giving us directions to a bakery that
Speaker 3: was right near the George Floyd Memorial.
Speaker 1: So quite quite the trip to Minnesota.
Speaker 3: So last weekend I played Uncle Benny it again as
Speaker 3: my nephew had a birthday, a big birthday for my
Speaker 3: nephew as he turned four.
Speaker 1: Years old, four years old for my nephew.
Speaker 3: There doing his thing, and they had a big party
Speaker 3: at his grandparents' house no relation to me, but at
Speaker 3: this this house kind of in the Pasadena area. It's
Speaker 3: really nice, big house, and they invited all the kids
Speaker 3: from like the kids of preschool or kindergarten wherever he's in.
Speaker 1: And so there were a bunch of little kids there
Speaker 1: and they.
Speaker 3: Had a pinata and they were doing the thing the
Speaker 3: kid wanted.
Speaker 1: My nephew only wanted.
Speaker 3: Hot Wheels, And it was very upsetting to me because
Speaker 3: I went out shopping to buy the kid a gift
Speaker 3: and they had the Hot Wheels aisle and then right
Speaker 3: next to the hot wheel was the ripoff version of
Speaker 3: the Hot Wheels, which, by the way, at the store
Speaker 3: I was at much cooler than the actual legitimate Hot.
Speaker 1: Wheels on the selection they had was much cooler.
Speaker 3: Interesting, But my wife told me that I am only
Speaker 3: allowed to get the original Hot Wheels product, that the kid,
Speaker 3: my nephew is only interested in the.
Speaker 1: Hot Wheels product.
Speaker 4: What a snob.
Speaker 1: Yeah, right, he's into the brand.
Speaker 3: He must have seen the commercials or whatever on the
Speaker 3: internet when he's watching stuff on the YouTube or whatever.
Speaker 1: So whatever.
Speaker 3: I was like, all right, fine, I'll get that. So
Speaker 3: I bought a few things, hooked the kid up. And
Speaker 3: the cool thing is hot Wheels not that expensive. So
Speaker 3: if you're going to have an addiction as a kid,
Speaker 3: that's like legos are expensive.
Speaker 4: Right, yeah, yeah, man, I love those hot Wheels. And
Speaker 4: then remember there were the carrier cases where you could
Speaker 4: put all your hot wheels in there. I wanted one
Speaker 4: of those so bad.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I loved how it was.
Speaker 3: And you did the demolition derby thing, right, you did
Speaker 3: that where you would did you smash the cars into
Speaker 3: each other?
Speaker 1: Like, oh yeah, of course you got to do that.
Speaker 3: And then we had one one year for Hanuk and
Speaker 3: my my my parents got me.
Speaker 1: They had the hot Wheels. Remember the racetrack thing that
Speaker 1: you had.
Speaker 4: They had that you ever got it, always asked for it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we had it.
Speaker 4: My mom claimed it was a huge waste of money.
Speaker 3: My mom was right, good job by your money. It
Speaker 3: was because it never worked like it did in the commercial. Yeah,
Speaker 3: the most frustrating thing.
Speaker 4: But what would like warp right away and you couldn't
Speaker 4: get it to sit flat? Right?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Hard to together barbit.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So the hot Wheels now, the other brand, I think
Speaker 3: they had the match Box, which is like the other
Speaker 3: that's like the competitor right of Hot Wheel. They had.
Speaker 3: Match Box had some more unique cars. But anyway, I
Speaker 3: guys said, I got the kid. I took care of
Speaker 3: your uncle. Benny, gotta take care of your your niece
Speaker 3: and your nephews and all that. So I made sure
Speaker 3: he got the hot Wheelsman and not the evil matchbox
Speaker 3: because that would have ruined his whole birthday. So anyway,
Speaker 3: at this thing, my brother in law decided to serve
Speaker 3: up some food and he bought himself a pizza oven
Speaker 3: and was making individual pizzas for everyone.
Speaker 1: Now, my wife loves the.
Speaker 3: Pizza onion, or a pizza oven, rather not the onion,
Speaker 3: the pizza oven. I have been anti pizza oven because
Speaker 3: I can make of a great pizza. We already have
Speaker 3: an oven. We don't need a pizza oven. That's like
Speaker 3: an elitist thing I don't need. I gotta tell you though, Danny,
Speaker 3: I'm starting to come around to the pizza oven, and
Speaker 3: now it's become my new Michigan. And the reason why
Speaker 3: there's only one reason I'm now thinking I might have
Speaker 3: to cross the line and get a pizza oven at
Speaker 3: the Malor mansion. And that reason you know what it is, Danny.
Speaker 3: No bubbles, bubbles, bubbles bubbles. So I have made a
Speaker 3: really good pie over the years. I'm pretty proud of
Speaker 3: the pizza I make at the mal of mansion. But
Speaker 3: I cannot get it hot enough for the bubble, and
Speaker 3: I was I was really emasculated because my brother in law,
Speaker 3: you know, he's got this little pizza oven. You know,
Speaker 3: it's it's the portable kind and whatever. It's fine. He
Speaker 3: bought it off eBay. It's got the heatstone on it.
Speaker 3: He had a little heat like a gun to check
Speaker 3: the temperature. He puts these pies and they come out
Speaker 3: and it's bubblicious.
Speaker 1: There's massive bubbles.
Speaker 4: Yes, I just saw one of these things on Shark Tank.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was a brutello.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I don't remember the name of this one. But there's
Speaker 3: a bunch of different kinds of these things. But this
Speaker 3: thing looks so good like the bubbles. I'm like, oh man,
Speaker 3: and it cooked up in like three minutes.
Speaker 4: Now. Whenever a listener would be kind enough to send
Speaker 4: Domino's pizza to our radio show, yeah, in Sherman Oaks,
Speaker 4: you would always go after the pieces that had bubbles.
Speaker 3: Why I have always been attracted to bubbles. I feel
Speaker 3: like there's a connection with me and bubbles. It's like
Speaker 3: getting an extra breadstick at the end of your pizza.
Speaker 3: Really is And when the dough bubbles up and the
Speaker 3: cheese bubbles up. Oh it's so good, it's so wonderful.
Speaker 3: So yeah, I am. I'm thinking about maybe down the line,
Speaker 3: we'll go down that.
Speaker 1: Pizza oven road because it's really really good.
Speaker 3: And alf Our buddy, alf the Alien Opiner, he had
Speaker 3: actually sent me one of these portable pizza ovens, like
Speaker 3: a couple of years ago.
Speaker 1: He sent me this.
Speaker 3: He's like, oh, you should get one of these things.
Speaker 3: They work really good. And I was like, eh, whatever.
Speaker 3: But it wasn't until I had this come to Jesus moment,
Speaker 3: or come to the bubble moment, and these things have
Speaker 3: come down in price too.
Speaker 1: I don't see.
Speaker 3: I don't know how good that really cheap knockoff versions are, though,
Speaker 3: I should probably ask my brother in law what kind
Speaker 3: exactly has I think I think it was written down.
Speaker 3: But you can get them if you can get them
Speaker 3: on like offer up or.
Speaker 4: Yeah, some of them have come down to about two
Speaker 4: hundred and ninety nine dollars, but you're right, when they
Speaker 4: first came onto the market, they were five six hundred dollars,
Speaker 4: seven hundred dollars.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not I'm not that into bubbles.
Speaker 3: I mean, I would for a couple hundred bucks if
Speaker 3: I can get bubbles, I'll be like, Okay, I'm here
Speaker 3: for the bubbles, but I'm not going to spend five
Speaker 3: hundred bucks to get freaking bubbles. I don't make that
Speaker 3: kind of money. I don't make coward money. I don't
Speaker 3: make daytime money. I make nighttime money.
Speaker 1: So I can't. I can't go down that road.
Speaker 3: Not happening, Sorry, not sorry, but anyway, that's my new
Speaker 3: michig gost there all because of a kid's birthday party.
Speaker 3: Heats a pie in the sky if you will, time
Speaker 3: for backscratcher. Last week we got shut out, very embarrassing.
Speaker 3: Bad job by us, bad job by you. Shame on you,
Speaker 3: shame on us. So this week, Danny, did we get
Speaker 3: shut out yet again? Another goose egg? Or did we
Speaker 3: have one review? Three reviews? Those are the possibilities there, Danny,
Speaker 3: And what say you?
Speaker 4: One review?
Speaker 1: Danny G. I am happy to report you are the father.
Speaker 1: You got it right. Congratulations, you got it right, daddy.
Speaker 3: Ellie Ramone writes in that's the name posted on the
Speaker 3: Apple podcast page, which is available in the descriptions. If
Speaker 3: you would like to be one of our favorite people
Speaker 3: and write a little review on the Apple podcast page.
Speaker 3: We're over four hundred now we need to get to
Speaker 3: five hundred. Well, review number four oh one was from
Speaker 3: Ellie and short and sweet five stars. Awesome show, keep
Speaker 3: up the good work. Boom, just like that. Thank you,
Speaker 3: thank you, thank.
Speaker 1: You, Ellie.
Speaker 3: Appreciate that, and thank you for taking some time out.
Speaker 3: And we'd love for you to do it. You scratch
Speaker 3: our back, We'll scratch your back. Give you a little
Speaker 3: shout out here, a little pod love on the Apple
Speaker 3: podcast page, which for some reason the management at iHeartMedia
Speaker 3: love to look at the Apple podcast page.
Speaker 1: They should probably get a life. What the hell, I
Speaker 1: don't know.
Speaker 3: That's fine, we have a little time. Let's get scientifical, Dan,
Speaker 3: just a little time for let's get scientifical. A few
Speaker 3: science stories that caught my attention, and we'll go through.
Speaker 1: All of these. Are they real or are they bullshit?
Speaker 3: So the people over at NASA had a powwow.
Speaker 1: They got into.
Speaker 3: UFOs, the first ever public hearing on Mysterious Unidentified Flying objects,
Speaker 3: and in that the Department of Defense also was part
Speaker 3: of this. They said, over the last twenty seven years,
Speaker 3: they said, the last twenty seven years, just two to
Speaker 3: five percent of unidentified flying objects were completely unexplained, and
Speaker 3: they were saying this as a positive. But that sounds
Speaker 3: like a rather large amount. If there's five percent of
Speaker 3: alien UFOs out there, that's enough, right, wouldn't that be enough?
Speaker 4: Every year? This is pointing to there are freaking aliens
Speaker 4: walking amongst us.
Speaker 3: Yes, it's it's like we are being manipulated year by year, indoctrinated.
Speaker 3: And then when I guess we'll be old dudes, even
Speaker 3: older than we are.
Speaker 1: Now, Danny.
Speaker 3: But then at some point they'll be Toda, we feel
Speaker 3: like you earthlings are able to handle this now, and
Speaker 3: that will have they'll be I know, I know when
Speaker 3: that happens, two things will happen. I can guarantee this.
Speaker 3: I might not be around. Maybe you'll not be around, Danny,
Speaker 3: it'll be past our time. But whenever that happens and
Speaker 3: humanity finds out there's little gremlins and goblins out there
Speaker 3: for real and they've made contact, what happens after that
Speaker 3: is a run on toilet, paperer and bottled water.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, so guarantee even better guests on Coast to
Speaker 4: Coast the.
Speaker 3: First the interview should be with George Norri from the
Speaker 3: Goblins should be with George Norri. And unfortunately Art Bell
Speaker 3: is not available, but George would be perfect for that.
Speaker 1: Here's a fun story.
Speaker 3: Scientists are now warning that light pollution could make stars
Speaker 3: invisible in two decades. So within twenty years, you'll look
Speaker 3: up to the heavens and you will not see any
Speaker 3: stars in the Milky Way. They will no longer be visible,
Speaker 3: they say, to a third of humanity. According to this,
Speaker 3: it's like, eh, like we live in La you can
Speaker 3: hardly see any stars if you're in La proper. So
Speaker 3: I feel like it's already pretty much vanished and you've
Speaker 3: got to go out to the forest, out to the
Speaker 3: desert to see stars.
Speaker 4: Thankfully, where I live now on the border of Ventura County,
Speaker 4: I can see some stars at night, which is an
Speaker 4: amazing feat for southern California.
Speaker 3: Yeah, when I want to stars, I think it's is
Speaker 3: it Joshua Tree, the one out near Palm Springs.
Speaker 4: You go to the desert for stars?
Speaker 1: Well, I just know from like Aaron Rodgers.
Speaker 3: Well, earlier this year, my cousin was sick and I
Speaker 3: was going to Phoenix. We were driving there and we
Speaker 3: stopped and at a rest area right near a national park.
Speaker 1: I think it was Joshua Tree, but maybe it was
Speaker 1: called something else.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 1: And it was unreal. The amount of stars we saw.
Speaker 1: It was craziness.
Speaker 3: It felt it felt like it was like a It
Speaker 3: wasn't real compared to what we normally see as a
Speaker 3: light pollution and all that. Now we mentioned earlier in this,
Speaker 3: let's get scientifical that they say, as the scientist estimate
Speaker 3: that like two to five percent of UFO sightings are
Speaker 3: actually unexplained.
Speaker 1: That's from NASA.
Speaker 3: How about this from the planet we live on as well?
Speaker 3: And it vols critters and crawlers and creatures and all that.
Speaker 3: There's this place in the mighty Blue Pacific called the
Speaker 3: Clarion Clipperton Zone. You ever heard of that, the Clarion
Speaker 3: Clipperton Zone. No, yeah, I never heard of it either.
Speaker 3: So A quoting to this, there's this area in the
Speaker 3: Pacific Ocean which has been unsullied by evil human beings
Speaker 3: and all this. And so they went and they kind
Speaker 3: of looked around and they determined there are over five
Speaker 3: thousand previously unknown sea creatures, including sea sponges, worms, urchins,
Speaker 3: and other random things that were discovered in the almost
Speaker 3: untouched area of the Pacific Ocean. Wow, yeah, in that while,
Speaker 3: And so they're that now because like, wait a minute, here,
Speaker 3: it's called the Clarion Clipperton Zone c CZ. It is
Speaker 3: a six million square kilometer area, roughly twice the size
Speaker 3: of India. It lies between Hawaii and Mexico in the
Speaker 3: central and eastern Pacific.
Speaker 4: Why was this never discovered before?
Speaker 3: Uh, that's a great question. I don't I'm looking at
Speaker 3: the story here.
Speaker 4: Doesn't Maybe it shows you that the Earth is so
Speaker 4: vast and we just assume every little part of it
Speaker 4: has already been, you know, trampled on.
Speaker 3: I had a theory when I was younger. I used
Speaker 3: to think about these things, had a lot of free
Speaker 3: time in my hands, that all of the cures to
Speaker 3: all of the diseases that we have are on the planet.
Speaker 3: We just haven't found them yet, like cancer and all
Speaker 3: this other bullshit that.
Speaker 4: We have to deal with.
Speaker 3: Like all, I think all of the answers are here somewhere,
Speaker 3: and maybe they're buried deep in the ocean, somewhere far
Speaker 3: far away, or on some little shitty island in the
Speaker 3: middle of nowhere, where there's no.
Speaker 1: Human beings, but just got to explore it. You got
Speaker 1: to find that stuff.
Speaker 4: And by the way, you're right outside of Palm Springs.
Speaker 4: It's where the Mojave and the Colorado come together. The
Speaker 4: Joshua Tree National Park beautiful.
Speaker 3: It is wonderful. Although I recommend saving money because they
Speaker 3: charge you to go in. There's a little rest area
Speaker 3: right outside Joshua Tree which is just as good. You
Speaker 3: can see if you're just there to see the stars.
Speaker 3: It's like boom right there. Awesome, wonderful, outstanding, and that
Speaker 3: is the way to go. We'll get out on that Saturday. Saturday, Saturday,
Speaker 3: another day with no pro bouncy ball. The finals will
Speaker 3: continue tomorrow on Sunday as scheduled by the mighty powerful NBA.
Speaker 3: Anything you got going on today, any trips with your
Speaker 3: your bride there that loves to go on trips.
Speaker 4: We can talk her out of booking Disneyland. A. We
Speaker 4: don't have the money for that right now. B For
Speaker 4: her to waddle around that park for hours and hours
Speaker 4: on end would not be a good idea. So no,
Speaker 4: it's going to be a day of rest here at
Speaker 4: the g Household.
Speaker 1: And see Danny, you want to bring the kid.
Speaker 3: You know, not right away obviously, but within a couple
Speaker 3: of years after the kid's born. You want to take
Speaker 3: the kid a because you want photos with Mickey Mouse
Speaker 3: and Mini Mouse, and b it's free when the kid's
Speaker 3: that little, right, So.
Speaker 1: You're like, hey, I can go in and you'll go.
Speaker 3: Two words with one stone will cost me an extra
Speaker 3: two hundred bucks. So that's the way to do it, right.
Speaker 3: We'll have a wonderful date today. Whatever you're up to,
Speaker 3: don't forget. We've got the mail bag tomorrow and we'll
Speaker 3: catch you next time.
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