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Speaker 2: If you thought four hours a day, twelve hundred minutes

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Speaker 2: rich pill poppers in the penthouse. Wow to Clearinghouse of

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Speaker 2: hot takes, break free for something special. The Fifth Hour

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Speaker 2: with Ben Maller starts right now.

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Speaker 1: In the A Everyway.

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Speaker 3: The Fifth Hour with Ben Mahler and Danny g Radio

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Speaker 3: keeping you company, your audio companion all weekend long, your

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Speaker 3: last line of defense from mediocre weekend conversation audio.

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Speaker 1: I think, I don't know, maybe we're also mediocre.

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Speaker 3: Who the hell knows, Danny, but we are back at it,

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Speaker 3: avoiding hairy situations on the podcast.

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Speaker 4: Whoahoa whoa you're giving me Vietnam flashbacks of Annie and

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Speaker 4: she used to choose to come down to the FSR

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Speaker 4: studios from her perch up on the fifth floor, and

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Speaker 4: she'd say, now, remember, guys, you're the last line of defense.

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Speaker 3: Yes, the Z Dog is a Fox Sports Radio legend.

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Speaker 3: She worked at FSR. I would say the first fifteen

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Speaker 3: I'm really bad at keeping track of time. I have

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Speaker 4: Years, probably five years, Yeah.

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Speaker 3: And yeah, there's so many stories about about the z

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Speaker 3: Dog and Tom Looney had a great line because he

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Speaker 3: would say, he said, Ben, everyone at the company loves you.

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Speaker 1: There's only one woman that doesn't.

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Speaker 3: And she was, of course the only only woman that

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Speaker 1: But I got along with her management at the company.

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Speaker 1: But but I got along with her and all that.

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Speaker 3: We're actually I don't want to say we're good friends

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Speaker 1: But it's one of those people, you know, how you

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Speaker 3: For a while, and even though maybe you're not on

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Speaker 4: It reminds me of Dawn when somebody has a bigger

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Speaker 4: on the radio. My man, like, we hear that all

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Speaker 4: almost like a Saturday Night Live skit where he was

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Speaker 4: They're at the company. Same thing. Even when I had

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Speaker 3: I will say this for the company, we have had

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Speaker 1: We really have. It's like that Howard Stern movie The

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Speaker 3: He's got the Bronco helmet, he's got the Dodger paraphernalia

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Speaker 3: And then the very end we get to what we're

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Speaker 3: we have hornic culture. Benny the last trip and michig

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Speaker 3: That sounds like a lot of stuff, and we'll jump

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Speaker 3: right into it right now. I'll try to be short

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Speaker 3: So the Malor Mansion getting a bit of an upgrade.

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Speaker 3: Planting the seed here. It's a new DIY project at

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Speaker 3: Danny g And you can, if you want, call me

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Speaker 3: horticulture Benny, with the help of someone that has a

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Speaker 4: Say horticulture.

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Speaker 1: We all tried to take that back in the day.

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Speaker 3: Even the whores were not interested to me, but anyway,

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Speaker 3: my job in this little exercise horticulture, Benny, is to

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Speaker 3: We don't have working sprinklers in that part of the

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Speaker 3: Yes, so it's a great question, Danny. You're really good

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Speaker 4: Like you're dancing at a wedding.

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Speaker 3: Yes, I I imagine that if I was not a living,

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Speaker 3: that is. And uh, yes, I've been doing this, and

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Speaker 1: That tells me that keep doing.

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Speaker 3: What you're doing, because there's there's a little sign of

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Speaker 3: And now I would like some rain because then I

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Speaker 3: I have a day off. I'm told if it rains,

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Speaker 4: Well, you don't want too much rain though, because then

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Speaker 4: it'll wipe your seeds away.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Well, we live in California and right now it's not

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Speaker 1: Danny is not nothing there, but that'll all be nice,

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Speaker 3: And if this does become a disaster, that'll be my

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Speaker 4: Yeah, as you know, just a few weeks away from

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Speaker 4: And they had a big thank you to you and

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Speaker 4: For sure, he's going to take over and like like

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Speaker 1: But that's all right, you know, it's fine.

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Speaker 4: So my wife, she is a travel agent by trade.

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Speaker 4: She's always booking trips. She loves resorts, she loves nice hotels.

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Speaker 4: though not my wifey. She still planned a Memorial Day

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Speaker 4: the way up to Pismo and it was in Santa Maria, California,

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Speaker 4: now a city that's all on the map, Ben because

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Speaker 4: they opened a brand new raising canes.

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Speaker 1: Oh is that right? Well, yeah, I have stopped in

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Speaker 1: Santa Maria many times. Cof Go Gas, Yes, there's a costume. Yes,

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Speaker 3: And there's never anyone at that because it's Santa Maria

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Speaker 1: Over he's the highest paid mascot I think in all

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Speaker 3: moving on from that, we've got your new Michigos for

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Speaker 3: There doing his thing, and they had a big party

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Speaker 3: Interesting, But my wife told me that I am only

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Speaker 3: And then we had one one year for Hanuk and

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Speaker 3: I don't remember the name of this one. But there's

443
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Speaker 3: a bunch of different kinds of these things. But this

444
00:23:04,040 --> 00:23:07,240
Speaker 3: thing looks so good like the bubbles. I'm like, oh man,

445
00:23:07,600 --> 00:23:09,760
Speaker 3: and it cooked up in like three minutes.

446
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Speaker 4: Now. Whenever a listener would be kind enough to send

447
00:23:14,119 --> 00:23:18,280
Speaker 4: Domino's pizza to our radio show, yeah, in Sherman Oaks,

448
00:23:18,800 --> 00:23:21,720
Speaker 4: you would always go after the pieces that had bubbles.

449
00:23:21,760 --> 00:23:26,840
Speaker 3: Why I have always been attracted to bubbles. I feel

450
00:23:26,880 --> 00:23:30,520
Speaker 3: like there's a connection with me and bubbles. It's like

451
00:23:30,680 --> 00:23:35,000
Speaker 3: getting an extra breadstick at the end of your pizza.

452
00:23:35,280 --> 00:23:38,760
Speaker 3: Really is And when the dough bubbles up and the

453
00:23:38,840 --> 00:23:42,680
Speaker 3: cheese bubbles up. Oh it's so good, it's so wonderful.

454
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Speaker 3: So yeah, I am. I'm thinking about maybe down the line,

455
00:23:50,320 --> 00:23:51,720
Speaker 3: we'll go down that.

456
00:23:51,760 --> 00:23:54,800
Speaker 1: Pizza oven road because it's really really good.

457
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Speaker 3: And alf Our buddy, alf the Alien Opiner, he had

458
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Speaker 3: actually sent me one of these portable pizza ovens, like

459
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Speaker 3: a couple of years ago.

460
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Speaker 1: He sent me this.

461
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Speaker 3: He's like, oh, you should get one of these things.

462
00:24:07,640 --> 00:24:09,320
Speaker 3: They work really good. And I was like, eh, whatever.

463
00:24:10,760 --> 00:24:13,840
Speaker 3: But it wasn't until I had this come to Jesus moment,

464
00:24:13,960 --> 00:24:17,679
Speaker 3: or come to the bubble moment, and these things have

465
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Speaker 3: come down in price too.

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Speaker 1: I don't see.

467
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Speaker 3: I don't know how good that really cheap knockoff versions are, though,

468
00:24:23,560 --> 00:24:26,240
Speaker 3: I should probably ask my brother in law what kind

469
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Speaker 3: exactly has I think I think it was written down.

470
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Speaker 3: But you can get them if you can get them

471
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Speaker 3: on like offer up or.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, some of them have come down to about two

473
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Speaker 4: hundred and ninety nine dollars, but you're right, when they

474
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Speaker 4: first came onto the market, they were five six hundred dollars,

475
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Speaker 4: seven hundred dollars.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not I'm not that into bubbles.

477
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Speaker 3: I mean, I would for a couple hundred bucks if

478
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Speaker 3: I can get bubbles, I'll be like, Okay, I'm here

479
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Speaker 3: for the bubbles, but I'm not going to spend five

480
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Speaker 3: hundred bucks to get freaking bubbles. I don't make that

481
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Speaker 3: kind of money. I don't make coward money. I don't

482
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Speaker 3: make daytime money. I make nighttime money.

483
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Speaker 1: So I can't. I can't go down that road.

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Speaker 3: Not happening, Sorry, not sorry, but anyway, that's my new

485
00:25:07,359 --> 00:25:10,159
Speaker 3: michig gost there all because of a kid's birthday party.

486
00:25:10,920 --> 00:25:14,320
Speaker 3: Heats a pie in the sky if you will, time

487
00:25:14,359 --> 00:25:19,080
Speaker 3: for backscratcher. Last week we got shut out, very embarrassing.

488
00:25:19,400 --> 00:25:23,520
Speaker 3: Bad job by us, bad job by you. Shame on you,

489
00:25:23,880 --> 00:25:27,280
Speaker 3: shame on us. So this week, Danny, did we get

490
00:25:27,440 --> 00:25:31,120
Speaker 3: shut out yet again? Another goose egg? Or did we

491
00:25:31,200 --> 00:25:37,280
Speaker 3: have one review? Three reviews? Those are the possibilities there, Danny,

492
00:25:37,400 --> 00:25:38,439
Speaker 3: And what say you?

493
00:25:39,600 --> 00:25:40,400
Speaker 4: One review?

494
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Speaker 1: Danny G. I am happy to report you are the father.

495
00:25:47,640 --> 00:25:52,760
Speaker 1: You got it right. Congratulations, you got it right, daddy.

496
00:25:53,800 --> 00:25:57,879
Speaker 3: Ellie Ramone writes in that's the name posted on the

497
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Speaker 3: Apple podcast page, which is available in the descriptions. If

498
00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:03,679
Speaker 3: you would like to be one of our favorite people

499
00:26:04,240 --> 00:26:07,560
Speaker 3: and write a little review on the Apple podcast page.

500
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Speaker 3: We're over four hundred now we need to get to

501
00:26:10,160 --> 00:26:12,960
Speaker 3: five hundred. Well, review number four oh one was from

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Speaker 3: Ellie and short and sweet five stars. Awesome show, keep

503
00:26:20,080 --> 00:26:24,600
Speaker 3: up the good work. Boom, just like that. Thank you,

504
00:26:25,160 --> 00:26:26,120
Speaker 3: thank you, thank.

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Speaker 1: You, Ellie.

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00:26:26,359 --> 00:26:30,359
Speaker 3: Appreciate that, and thank you for taking some time out.

507
00:26:30,560 --> 00:26:33,280
Speaker 3: And we'd love for you to do it. You scratch

508
00:26:33,359 --> 00:26:35,160
Speaker 3: our back, We'll scratch your back. Give you a little

509
00:26:35,160 --> 00:26:38,480
Speaker 3: shout out here, a little pod love on the Apple

510
00:26:38,520 --> 00:26:42,720
Speaker 3: podcast page, which for some reason the management at iHeartMedia

511
00:26:43,040 --> 00:26:45,399
Speaker 3: love to look at the Apple podcast page.

512
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Speaker 1: They should probably get a life. What the hell, I

513
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Speaker 1: don't know.

514
00:26:49,440 --> 00:26:54,640
Speaker 3: That's fine, we have a little time. Let's get scientifical, Dan,

515
00:26:54,760 --> 00:26:57,320
Speaker 3: just a little time for let's get scientifical. A few

516
00:26:57,400 --> 00:27:01,879
Speaker 3: science stories that caught my attention, and we'll go through.

517
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Speaker 1: All of these. Are they real or are they bullshit?

518
00:27:04,760 --> 00:27:10,040
Speaker 3: So the people over at NASA had a powwow.

519
00:27:10,240 --> 00:27:11,480
Speaker 1: They got into.

520
00:27:11,359 --> 00:27:20,080
Speaker 3: UFOs, the first ever public hearing on Mysterious Unidentified Flying objects,

521
00:27:20,960 --> 00:27:27,120
Speaker 3: and in that the Department of Defense also was part

522
00:27:27,119 --> 00:27:31,040
Speaker 3: of this. They said, over the last twenty seven years,

523
00:27:32,200 --> 00:27:35,760
Speaker 3: they said, the last twenty seven years, just two to

524
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Speaker 3: five percent of unidentified flying objects were completely unexplained, and

525
00:27:46,160 --> 00:27:50,920
Speaker 3: they were saying this as a positive. But that sounds

526
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Speaker 3: like a rather large amount. If there's five percent of

527
00:27:54,680 --> 00:27:58,760
Speaker 3: alien UFOs out there, that's enough, right, wouldn't that be enough?

528
00:27:59,480 --> 00:28:04,080
Speaker 4: Every year? This is pointing to there are freaking aliens

529
00:28:04,119 --> 00:28:05,480
Speaker 4: walking amongst us.

530
00:28:05,960 --> 00:28:12,919
Speaker 3: Yes, it's it's like we are being manipulated year by year, indoctrinated.

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00:28:13,640 --> 00:28:17,200
Speaker 3: And then when I guess we'll be old dudes, even

532
00:28:17,200 --> 00:28:18,040
Speaker 3: older than we are.

533
00:28:17,960 --> 00:28:18,560
Speaker 1: Now, Danny.

534
00:28:18,560 --> 00:28:22,919
Speaker 3: But then at some point they'll be Toda, we feel

535
00:28:22,920 --> 00:28:27,160
Speaker 3: like you earthlings are able to handle this now, and

536
00:28:27,680 --> 00:28:30,440
Speaker 3: that will have they'll be I know, I know when

537
00:28:30,440 --> 00:28:33,679
Speaker 3: that happens, two things will happen. I can guarantee this.

538
00:28:33,880 --> 00:28:36,120
Speaker 3: I might not be around. Maybe you'll not be around, Danny,

539
00:28:36,160 --> 00:28:39,160
Speaker 3: it'll be past our time. But whenever that happens and

540
00:28:39,240 --> 00:28:42,520
Speaker 3: humanity finds out there's little gremlins and goblins out there

541
00:28:42,560 --> 00:28:47,120
Speaker 3: for real and they've made contact, what happens after that

542
00:28:47,440 --> 00:28:50,480
Speaker 3: is a run on toilet, paperer and bottled water.

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00:28:50,880 --> 00:28:56,040
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, so guarantee even better guests on Coast to

544
00:28:56,120 --> 00:28:59,720
Speaker 4: Coast the.

545
00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:02,440
Speaker 3: First the interview should be with George Norri from the

546
00:29:02,440 --> 00:29:06,680
Speaker 3: Goblins should be with George Norri. And unfortunately Art Bell

547
00:29:06,720 --> 00:29:08,880
Speaker 3: is not available, but George would be perfect for that.

548
00:29:09,640 --> 00:29:10,560
Speaker 1: Here's a fun story.

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00:29:10,600 --> 00:29:14,440
Speaker 3: Scientists are now warning that light pollution could make stars

550
00:29:14,560 --> 00:29:21,160
Speaker 3: invisible in two decades. So within twenty years, you'll look

551
00:29:21,240 --> 00:29:24,240
Speaker 3: up to the heavens and you will not see any

552
00:29:24,560 --> 00:29:28,160
Speaker 3: stars in the Milky Way. They will no longer be visible,

553
00:29:28,960 --> 00:29:33,040
Speaker 3: they say, to a third of humanity. According to this,

554
00:29:34,400 --> 00:29:38,400
Speaker 3: it's like, eh, like we live in La you can

555
00:29:38,480 --> 00:29:42,160
Speaker 3: hardly see any stars if you're in La proper. So

556
00:29:42,200 --> 00:29:44,560
Speaker 3: I feel like it's already pretty much vanished and you've

557
00:29:44,560 --> 00:29:46,240
Speaker 3: got to go out to the forest, out to the

558
00:29:46,280 --> 00:29:47,480
Speaker 3: desert to see stars.

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Speaker 4: Thankfully, where I live now on the border of Ventura County,

560
00:29:52,480 --> 00:29:54,760
Speaker 4: I can see some stars at night, which is an

561
00:29:54,800 --> 00:29:57,320
Speaker 4: amazing feat for southern California.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, when I want to stars, I think it's is

563
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Speaker 3: it Joshua Tree, the one out near Palm Springs.

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Speaker 4: You go to the desert for stars?

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Speaker 1: Well, I just know from like Aaron Rodgers.

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Speaker 3: Well, earlier this year, my cousin was sick and I

567
00:30:14,120 --> 00:30:17,800
Speaker 3: was going to Phoenix. We were driving there and we

568
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Speaker 3: stopped and at a rest area right near a national park.

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Speaker 1: I think it was Joshua Tree, but maybe it was

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Speaker 1: called something else.

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Speaker 4: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: And it was unreal. The amount of stars we saw.

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Speaker 1: It was craziness.

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Speaker 3: It felt it felt like it was like a It

575
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Speaker 3: wasn't real compared to what we normally see as a

576
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Speaker 3: light pollution and all that. Now we mentioned earlier in this,

577
00:30:43,440 --> 00:30:47,280
Speaker 3: let's get scientifical that they say, as the scientist estimate

578
00:30:47,920 --> 00:30:51,280
Speaker 3: that like two to five percent of UFO sightings are

579
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Speaker 3: actually unexplained.

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Speaker 1: That's from NASA.

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Speaker 3: How about this from the planet we live on as well?

582
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Speaker 3: And it vols critters and crawlers and creatures and all that.

583
00:31:05,960 --> 00:31:09,560
Speaker 3: There's this place in the mighty Blue Pacific called the

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Speaker 3: Clarion Clipperton Zone. You ever heard of that, the Clarion

585
00:31:15,040 --> 00:31:18,480
Speaker 3: Clipperton Zone. No, yeah, I never heard of it either.

586
00:31:19,560 --> 00:31:23,560
Speaker 3: So A quoting to this, there's this area in the

587
00:31:23,560 --> 00:31:31,520
Speaker 3: Pacific Ocean which has been unsullied by evil human beings

588
00:31:31,560 --> 00:31:34,520
Speaker 3: and all this. And so they went and they kind

589
00:31:34,520 --> 00:31:38,320
Speaker 3: of looked around and they determined there are over five

590
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Speaker 3: thousand previously unknown sea creatures, including sea sponges, worms, urchins,

591
00:31:45,560 --> 00:31:50,040
Speaker 3: and other random things that were discovered in the almost

592
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Speaker 3: untouched area of the Pacific Ocean. Wow, yeah, in that while,

593
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Speaker 3: And so they're that now because like, wait a minute, here,

594
00:32:00,880 --> 00:32:05,520
Speaker 3: it's called the Clarion Clipperton Zone c CZ. It is

595
00:32:05,600 --> 00:32:09,560
Speaker 3: a six million square kilometer area, roughly twice the size

596
00:32:09,600 --> 00:32:14,760
Speaker 3: of India. It lies between Hawaii and Mexico in the

597
00:32:14,800 --> 00:32:16,360
Speaker 3: central and eastern Pacific.

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Speaker 4: Why was this never discovered before?

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00:32:20,120 --> 00:32:24,080
Speaker 3: Uh, that's a great question. I don't I'm looking at

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00:32:24,080 --> 00:32:24,520
Speaker 3: the story here.

601
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Speaker 4: Doesn't Maybe it shows you that the Earth is so

602
00:32:28,760 --> 00:32:32,080
Speaker 4: vast and we just assume every little part of it

603
00:32:32,120 --> 00:32:35,360
Speaker 4: has already been, you know, trampled on.

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Speaker 3: I had a theory when I was younger. I used

605
00:32:38,280 --> 00:32:39,600
Speaker 3: to think about these things, had a lot of free

606
00:32:39,680 --> 00:32:42,480
Speaker 3: time in my hands, that all of the cures to

607
00:32:42,640 --> 00:32:46,840
Speaker 3: all of the diseases that we have are on the planet.

608
00:32:47,080 --> 00:32:49,560
Speaker 3: We just haven't found them yet, like cancer and all

609
00:32:49,600 --> 00:32:50,840
Speaker 3: this other bullshit that.

610
00:32:50,800 --> 00:32:51,600
Speaker 4: We have to deal with.

611
00:32:52,040 --> 00:32:55,320
Speaker 3: Like all, I think all of the answers are here somewhere,

612
00:32:55,680 --> 00:32:59,200
Speaker 3: and maybe they're buried deep in the ocean, somewhere far

613
00:32:59,320 --> 00:33:03,280
Speaker 3: far away, or on some little shitty island in the

614
00:33:03,280 --> 00:33:04,560
Speaker 3: middle of nowhere, where there's no.

615
00:33:04,680 --> 00:33:06,840
Speaker 1: Human beings, but just got to explore it. You got

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Speaker 1: to find that stuff.

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Speaker 4: And by the way, you're right outside of Palm Springs.

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00:33:11,880 --> 00:33:15,360
Speaker 4: It's where the Mojave and the Colorado come together. The

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Speaker 4: Joshua Tree National Park beautiful.

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Speaker 3: It is wonderful. Although I recommend saving money because they

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00:33:22,560 --> 00:33:25,640
Speaker 3: charge you to go in. There's a little rest area

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00:33:26,240 --> 00:33:29,520
Speaker 3: right outside Joshua Tree which is just as good. You

623
00:33:29,560 --> 00:33:31,320
Speaker 3: can see if you're just there to see the stars.

624
00:33:31,320 --> 00:33:37,440
Speaker 3: It's like boom right there. Awesome, wonderful, outstanding, and that

625
00:33:37,640 --> 00:33:42,240
Speaker 3: is the way to go. We'll get out on that Saturday. Saturday, Saturday,

626
00:33:43,320 --> 00:33:46,800
Speaker 3: another day with no pro bouncy ball. The finals will

627
00:33:46,800 --> 00:33:53,080
Speaker 3: continue tomorrow on Sunday as scheduled by the mighty powerful NBA.

628
00:33:53,120 --> 00:33:55,640
Speaker 3: Anything you got going on today, any trips with your

629
00:33:57,000 --> 00:33:59,040
Speaker 3: your bride there that loves to go on trips.

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Speaker 4: We can talk her out of booking Disneyland. A. We

631
00:34:03,160 --> 00:34:06,200
Speaker 4: don't have the money for that right now. B For

632
00:34:06,240 --> 00:34:09,240
Speaker 4: her to waddle around that park for hours and hours

633
00:34:09,280 --> 00:34:12,320
Speaker 4: on end would not be a good idea. So no,

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00:34:12,440 --> 00:34:14,160
Speaker 4: it's going to be a day of rest here at

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Speaker 4: the g Household.

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Speaker 1: And see Danny, you want to bring the kid.

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00:34:18,480 --> 00:34:21,520
Speaker 3: You know, not right away obviously, but within a couple

638
00:34:21,480 --> 00:34:23,279
Speaker 3: of years after the kid's born. You want to take

639
00:34:23,320 --> 00:34:25,719
Speaker 3: the kid a because you want photos with Mickey Mouse

640
00:34:25,760 --> 00:34:29,319
Speaker 3: and Mini Mouse, and b it's free when the kid's

641
00:34:29,360 --> 00:34:30,239
Speaker 3: that little, right, So.

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00:34:30,160 --> 00:34:33,480
Speaker 1: You're like, hey, I can go in and you'll go.

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00:34:33,640 --> 00:34:35,600
Speaker 3: Two words with one stone will cost me an extra

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00:34:35,600 --> 00:34:38,600
Speaker 3: two hundred bucks. So that's the way to do it, right.

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00:34:39,160 --> 00:34:41,960
Speaker 3: We'll have a wonderful date today. Whatever you're up to,

646
00:34:42,160 --> 00:34:46,080
Speaker 3: don't forget. We've got the mail bag tomorrow and we'll

647
00:34:46,120 --> 00:34:47,040
Speaker 3: catch you next time.

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Speaker 4: Austa Pasta by Flacious