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Speaker 1: You just read a tweet. And I'm not gonna say that.

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Speaker 1: I'm not changing my intro because of one tweet. No,

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Speaker 1: but you're coming hand the two tweets that try to

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Speaker 1: even wrong. Read the articles. The article says they don't know.

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Speaker 1: Guess what that means. I'm right, allay, coach. What's up, y'all?

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Speaker 1: Is Sisson. I'm from the North. I'm an alpha male.

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Speaker 1: I love the shotgun white Claws at the club, but

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Speaker 1: to lunch box over to you. You guys, want to

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Speaker 1: start out with good news or bad news. Good news

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Speaker 1: here's twenty five bucks by Eddison beer. I don't want it, okay,

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Speaker 1: it's a servesa preparanda made with beer, juice, a sorted sauces, spices,

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Speaker 1: How happy are you guys, coach? You never hit us

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Speaker 1: see the hangover on TV with bachelor parties. It really

420
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Speaker 1: doesn't happen. You go with a couple of buddies, you

421
00:21:17,640 --> 00:21:19,560
Speaker 1: play some crabs, you drink a couple of drinks, you

422
00:21:19,920 --> 00:21:22,200
Speaker 1: tell a couple of stories. You have a girl come over,

423
00:21:22,359 --> 00:21:25,840
Speaker 1: she throws something at you, excuse me. Then it's over,

424
00:21:26,680 --> 00:21:29,440
Speaker 1: and then you come back home and you wait five

425
00:21:29,480 --> 00:21:35,320
Speaker 1: months to lose all your money. That's not the regrets

426
00:21:35,800 --> 00:21:40,360
Speaker 1: fired exhausted. Like in the movies, it's it's amazing how

427
00:21:40,359 --> 00:21:42,719
Speaker 1: they party so hard and the next day they wake

428
00:21:42,800 --> 00:21:45,000
Speaker 1: up and they don't even need a nap. It's it's

429
00:21:45,040 --> 00:21:48,560
Speaker 1: a movie. It's not real. That's when you realize it's

430
00:21:48,560 --> 00:21:50,080
Speaker 1: a movie. You're like, dude, but in the movie, they

431
00:21:50,119 --> 00:21:52,280
Speaker 1: just hit Vegas hard all four days. We were hung

432
00:21:52,320 --> 00:21:54,119
Speaker 1: over three of the fo like, they hit it so

433
00:21:54,280 --> 00:21:56,520
Speaker 1: like they don't even nap, Like they get two hours

434
00:21:56,520 --> 00:21:58,119
Speaker 1: of sleep at night, and they none of them are like, man,

435
00:21:58,160 --> 00:22:00,320
Speaker 1: I could really use a nap, not one time in

436
00:22:00,359 --> 00:22:03,239
Speaker 1: every conversation that I'm this weekend or whenever we're going

437
00:22:03,240 --> 00:22:05,600
Speaker 1: to Vegas next weekend, at some point I'm like, man,

438
00:22:05,600 --> 00:22:08,080
Speaker 1: I could use a nap today. Exactly. Guys. You know

439
00:22:08,119 --> 00:22:10,360
Speaker 1: what really stresses me, I want to watch movies. When

440
00:22:10,400 --> 00:22:15,400
Speaker 1: they make a mess, I'm like, who's who's gonna pick up?

441
00:22:16,280 --> 00:22:18,920
Speaker 1: Can make a great point, you know, Like when people

442
00:22:18,960 --> 00:22:22,600
Speaker 1: are like fighting in a movie scene and and like

443
00:22:22,880 --> 00:22:26,200
Speaker 1: there's milcohol over the floor, I'm just like, damgn that

444
00:22:26,280 --> 00:22:30,720
Speaker 1: stresses me out. You're onto something. Because I think about it,

445
00:22:30,720 --> 00:22:34,720
Speaker 1: I'm like, well, guess what they gotta read. They gotta

446
00:22:34,760 --> 00:22:36,760
Speaker 1: set that back up because they shoot it a lot

447
00:22:36,800 --> 00:22:39,080
Speaker 1: more than one time. Somebody's gonna go. They've got to

448
00:22:39,119 --> 00:22:41,520
Speaker 1: spill a lot of milk and then wait an hour

449
00:22:41,560 --> 00:22:44,000
Speaker 1: while it's all cleaned up and put back perfectly together

450
00:22:44,040 --> 00:22:47,600
Speaker 1: and then do it again. Stresses me out, Man, Dang

451
00:22:48,720 --> 00:22:51,320
Speaker 1: it doesn't to you. Ray, I guess I've never had

452
00:22:51,359 --> 00:22:54,280
Speaker 1: that thought. But the thing that's been screwing me up

453
00:22:54,280 --> 00:22:57,280
Speaker 1: when I'm watching movies is when I'm like, oh, they're acting.

454
00:22:57,840 --> 00:23:00,919
Speaker 1: I hate coach. It's it's I just started to affect

455
00:23:00,960 --> 00:23:04,680
Speaker 1: me a little bit lately, kissing me off. I excuse me.

456
00:23:05,880 --> 00:23:08,000
Speaker 1: I have actors that I can't watch because of that.

457
00:23:09,040 --> 00:23:11,439
Speaker 1: For sure. I have actors where watching and I'm just like,

458
00:23:11,480 --> 00:23:13,880
Speaker 1: I know you're acting. Not one second of me thinks

459
00:23:13,920 --> 00:23:16,560
Speaker 1: you're that character. Because you want to be all in

460
00:23:16,680 --> 00:23:18,359
Speaker 1: on the movie. And a couple of times when I

461
00:23:18,400 --> 00:23:21,119
Speaker 1: was watching Ozark, I was like, they're acting, and I

462
00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:22,879
Speaker 1: was like, dang it, I don't want to think that.

463
00:23:22,920 --> 00:23:24,680
Speaker 1: I want to think this is real and I'm involved

464
00:23:24,720 --> 00:23:26,879
Speaker 1: in it. But the second you think that the person

465
00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:28,840
Speaker 1: is acting, it throws off the show for you. I

466
00:23:29,520 --> 00:23:34,200
Speaker 1: I understand you perfectly. You don't get that lunch. I've

467
00:23:34,280 --> 00:23:36,920
Speaker 1: never looked at them like, man, you're acting. No crap,

468
00:23:36,960 --> 00:23:40,159
Speaker 1: they're acting, understand because I'm watching a movie. But sometimes

469
00:23:40,280 --> 00:23:43,080
Speaker 1: you watch the movies so it's such a good movie

470
00:23:43,240 --> 00:23:45,720
Speaker 1: that you forget that that's even an acting. You're just like, Wow,

471
00:23:45,760 --> 00:23:47,520
Speaker 1: that's that's what I want to do. You want to

472
00:23:47,520 --> 00:23:50,400
Speaker 1: get lost in it. That's what we all wanted to see.

473
00:23:50,400 --> 00:23:52,320
Speaker 1: What you're saying. You're watching it and you're like, no,

474
00:23:52,440 --> 00:23:55,159
Speaker 1: that's Tom Hanks acting like a freaking dude from Alabama,

475
00:23:55,680 --> 00:23:59,920
Speaker 1: because I was. I just finished broad City, the show

476
00:24:00,080 --> 00:24:02,280
Speaker 1: that I've been telling you guys about that's hilarious, and

477
00:24:02,359 --> 00:24:05,000
Speaker 1: the last episode I'm like, man, this is so sad,

478
00:24:05,040 --> 00:24:07,080
Speaker 1: because like you feel like they're real people and they're

479
00:24:07,080 --> 00:24:09,680
Speaker 1: really moving on with their like it's over and it's like,

480
00:24:09,720 --> 00:24:12,879
Speaker 1: oh man, this is just awful. But man, it's just

481
00:24:12,920 --> 00:24:14,879
Speaker 1: a TV show. But they really got into me, like,

482
00:24:14,920 --> 00:24:18,000
Speaker 1: oh my gosh, they're two best friends and like, oh man,

483
00:24:18,040 --> 00:24:20,720
Speaker 1: they're splitting up or what. It's just like that. That's

484
00:24:20,800 --> 00:24:22,879
Speaker 1: that those are good actors. That's what I'm saying. Not

485
00:24:23,040 --> 00:24:24,960
Speaker 1: once did you think that they were actors that were

486
00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:28,399
Speaker 1: just gonna go on them. It's deep, coach. When we

487
00:24:28,440 --> 00:24:32,320
Speaker 1: had Jason Alexander George Costanza on The Bobby Show, Big Show,

488
00:24:32,600 --> 00:24:34,560
Speaker 1: The Big Show, when he called in, you know, like

489
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Speaker 1: we got to hear him talk for the first time,

490
00:24:36,119 --> 00:24:38,640
Speaker 1: and when he called in the video, I was like,

491
00:24:39,080 --> 00:24:42,159
Speaker 1: this dude doesn't have a New York accent. It was

492
00:24:42,200 --> 00:24:44,919
Speaker 1: all fake. That's crazy to me. The dude that we

493
00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:47,960
Speaker 1: grew up watching who I was talking like Jerry, Hey, Jerry,

494
00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:51,840
Speaker 1: Hey Jerry, like he talks normals like guy, it's me

495
00:24:51,960 --> 00:24:55,480
Speaker 1: Jason Alexander, and it's like, why this is nuhing. He

496
00:24:55,520 --> 00:24:58,159
Speaker 1: fooled me the whole time. Hey Eddie, it is me

497
00:24:58,320 --> 00:25:06,320
Speaker 1: Jay dogg. He's not George. It is weird and it

498
00:25:06,359 --> 00:25:08,760
Speaker 1: gets you, really when you hear someone with an accent

499
00:25:08,840 --> 00:25:11,280
Speaker 1: or they you see them acting and they don't have

500
00:25:11,320 --> 00:25:13,960
Speaker 1: an accent, and then you see them just doing an

501
00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:17,200
Speaker 1: interview and it's like that dude's British. Holy crap. Well

502
00:25:17,200 --> 00:25:18,680
Speaker 1: this is what This is what my brother and in

503
00:25:18,760 --> 00:25:21,280
Speaker 1: law and I were talking about. We're like when you

504
00:25:21,280 --> 00:25:24,120
Speaker 1: were lost on the Pontooner. This was like just yesterday

505
00:25:24,400 --> 00:25:28,760
Speaker 1: we were talking about how um, British people are so

506
00:25:28,840 --> 00:25:32,800
Speaker 1: good at being Americans and we're terrible being No American

507
00:25:32,960 --> 00:25:36,200
Speaker 1: can do a good British guy. True, why is that?

508
00:25:36,760 --> 00:25:39,639
Speaker 1: What does the British guy sound like? Fishing? Chops? I

509
00:25:39,880 --> 00:25:42,159
Speaker 1: might come on, I haven't. It's kind of gotten the

510
00:25:42,640 --> 00:25:47,520
Speaker 1: mate they say mate. Probably think they say lad, lad,

511
00:25:47,560 --> 00:25:51,560
Speaker 1: come on by lad, make yourself at home. I don't know.

512
00:25:52,359 --> 00:25:54,640
Speaker 1: I've never been, so I don't really know how that sound.

513
00:25:54,680 --> 00:26:00,120
Speaker 1: But chop they say chop alot chop. How do they sound? Ray?

514
00:26:00,119 --> 00:26:06,000
Speaker 1: Oh oh that's just like that. That's that's so loses

515
00:26:06,080 --> 00:26:12,280
Speaker 1: locks from Minnesota. But but but you like the British people,

516
00:26:12,440 --> 00:26:15,199
Speaker 1: like you just said, like they do Americans perfectly. And

517
00:26:15,200 --> 00:26:17,640
Speaker 1: you've seen an interviewing like what this dude's from England,

518
00:26:18,119 --> 00:26:22,480
Speaker 1: like Benedict Cumberback. He's great, great actor. Because I never

519
00:26:22,600 --> 00:26:25,560
Speaker 1: knew that he was from over there, over there, wherever

520
00:26:25,560 --> 00:26:29,360
Speaker 1: that is, wherever that is Russell Crowe? Is that American?

521
00:26:29,480 --> 00:26:36,240
Speaker 1: He No, he's Australian. Say, um, who else was it?

522
00:26:36,240 --> 00:26:37,840
Speaker 1: There's a lot of them, I mean. And if you

523
00:26:37,920 --> 00:26:41,800
Speaker 1: ever watch any of the English shows Eddie Eddie something

524
00:26:41,880 --> 00:26:49,280
Speaker 1: my Eddie Murphy. No, if you watch any any shows

525
00:26:49,640 --> 00:26:54,840
Speaker 1: he redmin Bright. Did he just bring some guy Eddie?

526
00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:58,000
Speaker 1: Remember that movie where he plays the freaking Stephen Hawkins.

527
00:27:00,160 --> 00:27:05,120
Speaker 1: You know who he is? Oh? He played? Yes? What

528
00:27:05,160 --> 00:27:08,680
Speaker 1: was that movie called? I don't remember. If you guys

529
00:27:08,680 --> 00:27:11,199
Speaker 1: are just tuning in, this is the Sore Losers. It

530
00:27:11,280 --> 00:27:14,639
Speaker 1: is not a movie podcast. Sorry, no one is just

531
00:27:14,720 --> 00:27:17,240
Speaker 1: tuning in for the mix up. They didn't just jump

532
00:27:17,240 --> 00:27:19,680
Speaker 1: in and what is he? What was it called? Thank

533
00:27:19,720 --> 00:27:22,320
Speaker 1: you for listening to the sre Losers. This is sports.

534
00:27:22,320 --> 00:27:25,399
Speaker 1: Put some whole music on. This is Hey. We should

535
00:27:25,400 --> 00:27:27,879
Speaker 1: do that every time lunchbox started. Google and though if

536
00:27:27,880 --> 00:27:29,800
Speaker 1: you're the one that brought up this movie, but you're

537
00:27:29,920 --> 00:27:31,679
Speaker 1: you're on it, I don't care. No one cares what

538
00:27:31,760 --> 00:27:36,440
Speaker 1: movie it is. Please hold while lunchbox. Google's are people

539
00:27:36,440 --> 00:27:41,359
Speaker 1: are story of Everything. Here's a bed I got for

540
00:27:41,480 --> 00:27:46,879
Speaker 1: us thank you. You are now holding while lunch box Google,

541
00:27:46,960 --> 00:27:50,400
Speaker 1: so start. That's a very important I am sorry. I'm

542
00:27:50,400 --> 00:27:53,400
Speaker 1: not good at Google. I try to when you bring

543
00:27:53,400 --> 00:27:55,520
Speaker 1: something up because I'm interested, I'm like, oh, I don't

544
00:27:55,560 --> 00:27:56,920
Speaker 1: know who this guy is. But now that you say,

545
00:27:57,040 --> 00:27:58,320
Speaker 1: now that I see him, I'm like, oh, yeah, I

546
00:27:58,320 --> 00:28:00,280
Speaker 1: watched that movie. Very good. Are we good to take

547
00:28:00,280 --> 00:28:02,359
Speaker 1: it off of hold? If you are a truck driver,

548
00:28:02,680 --> 00:28:07,760
Speaker 1: we will get back to our regular literally scheduled sports program.

549
00:28:07,880 --> 00:28:13,160
Speaker 1: Here is lunchbox. So did you guys say what Jerry Jones? Dude,

550
00:28:13,480 --> 00:28:18,399
Speaker 1: would you rather think a football up your butt? And

551
00:28:18,440 --> 00:28:20,280
Speaker 1: we don't play that anymore? If you guys are lame

552
00:28:20,359 --> 00:28:25,120
Speaker 1: and you hated it, daddy bringing the baseball back. Hey,

553
00:28:25,200 --> 00:28:29,480
Speaker 1: we're gonna put a baseball bat up my butt. No,

554
00:28:29,760 --> 00:28:32,560
Speaker 1: I've never volunteered to do that. I've never said we're

555
00:28:32,560 --> 00:28:44,200
Speaker 1: gonna do it. He's not the knob first. See this

556
00:28:44,280 --> 00:28:47,160
Speaker 1: is a problem. Go ahead. Hey, what's the bad news

557
00:28:48,280 --> 00:28:51,600
Speaker 1: we're talking about? The bad news is that Billy is out.

558
00:28:52,040 --> 00:28:54,400
Speaker 1: He's not going to Vegas? All right? So I started

559
00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:56,400
Speaker 1: with fifteen, I'm down to six. What do you want

560
00:28:56,400 --> 00:28:59,880
Speaker 1: from me? Total coach to to Vegas and lunch law

561
00:29:01,920 --> 00:29:07,520
Speaker 1: Eric Dodd, Johan Roberts Brooks uh, and then Johan Roberts

562
00:29:07,560 --> 00:29:12,479
Speaker 1: Brooks is plus one and Overton seven seven. That's not bad.

563
00:29:12,560 --> 00:29:14,240
Speaker 1: You have a good party with saying, and we got

564
00:29:14,960 --> 00:29:18,280
Speaker 1: be hands in Vegas, Brady, but he's he in and out,

565
00:29:18,320 --> 00:29:19,920
Speaker 1: he'll be in and out. And then there was another

566
00:29:19,960 --> 00:29:22,959
Speaker 1: guy the email that he's gonna meet up is Ashley

567
00:29:22,960 --> 00:29:27,280
Speaker 1: White coming. No, I don't think she's in Okay, she's

568
00:29:27,280 --> 00:29:31,720
Speaker 1: in Green Banks. Avoid inviting the chicks. But here here's

569
00:29:31,760 --> 00:29:35,880
Speaker 1: the she's one of the guys I know my feelings

570
00:29:35,920 --> 00:29:38,760
Speaker 1: that doesn't want chicks meet. No this if you if

571
00:29:38,840 --> 00:29:41,160
Speaker 1: you hold that cut good, if you tell your if

572
00:29:41,200 --> 00:29:43,320
Speaker 1: you tell your chick like it's just it's just a girl.

573
00:29:43,360 --> 00:29:46,680
Speaker 1: We know Ashley like listen to soliders, your chick would

574
00:29:46,720 --> 00:29:48,440
Speaker 1: be cool with that. No, she already said she doesn't

575
00:29:48,480 --> 00:29:52,720
Speaker 1: want listeners meeting up females. How did she say that?

576
00:29:53,400 --> 00:29:55,960
Speaker 1: She said you better not meet up with any girls

577
00:29:55,960 --> 00:29:59,200
Speaker 1: in Vegas because I also know girls in Austin that

578
00:29:59,320 --> 00:30:02,200
Speaker 1: moved to Vega US and so she's like, nobody better

579
00:30:02,200 --> 00:30:04,080
Speaker 1: be meeting up with you guys that batch their means

580
00:30:04,120 --> 00:30:07,320
Speaker 1: all guys, okay, and then what's your response. Okay, I

581
00:30:07,360 --> 00:30:12,560
Speaker 1: will obey you. He's got his fingers crossing around his back. No,

582
00:30:12,960 --> 00:30:18,280
Speaker 1: that's a great point. Fingers crossed does count. I mean,

583
00:30:18,280 --> 00:30:19,880
Speaker 1: you know what, you're not married yet, coach, so let

584
00:30:19,920 --> 00:30:23,640
Speaker 1: her in. If you watched the challenge last week, they

585
00:30:23,640 --> 00:30:26,800
Speaker 1: were in the they were in the tribunal, Johnny Bananas

586
00:30:27,360 --> 00:30:31,800
Speaker 1: and Jinny and Josh and they said, oh, yeah, yeah,

587
00:30:31,840 --> 00:30:33,600
Speaker 1: don't worry, we're not gonna throw We're not gonna throw

588
00:30:33,680 --> 00:30:37,040
Speaker 1: d In. But Bananas he had his fingers, his fingers crossed.

589
00:30:37,040 --> 00:30:38,520
Speaker 1: He kept putting them behind his head to show the

590
00:30:38,520 --> 00:30:42,920
Speaker 1: camera like I got her trick from thirty years ago.

591
00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:44,880
Speaker 1: I threw d in. Remember when we were kids and

592
00:30:44,920 --> 00:30:46,480
Speaker 1: we used to do that. I mean we used to

593
00:30:46,480 --> 00:30:49,840
Speaker 1: think that was the best. Like, no, no fingers crossed.

594
00:30:49,880 --> 00:30:51,560
Speaker 1: You know what, you know what my kids do now

595
00:30:51,600 --> 00:30:54,040
Speaker 1: that It's like it's never stuck with Fellas. I don't

596
00:30:54,040 --> 00:30:55,880
Speaker 1: know why you keep doing it. It It doesn't even matter.

597
00:30:55,920 --> 00:30:58,640
Speaker 1: The triple dog dare you like, that's great, It's like

598
00:30:58,760 --> 00:31:00,840
Speaker 1: it doesn't matter. Guys, just do one dare and if

599
00:31:00,840 --> 00:31:02,520
Speaker 1: he does it, he does it. If he doesn't, triple

600
00:31:02,600 --> 00:31:04,720
Speaker 1: means nothing. No, No, triple it takes it to the

601
00:31:04,720 --> 00:31:07,959
Speaker 1: top level. No, it doesn't. Yes, because a dare you're like, okay,

602
00:31:08,120 --> 00:31:10,320
Speaker 1: do it and don't do it. And then if I

603
00:31:10,400 --> 00:31:12,240
Speaker 1: know I don't think I can do that, I double

604
00:31:12,280 --> 00:31:16,240
Speaker 1: dog dare you. Then you're getting Musically, there's no difference, right,

605
00:31:16,520 --> 00:31:19,760
Speaker 1: But mentally it's it's challenging your ego a little bit.

606
00:31:19,960 --> 00:31:23,200
Speaker 1: Then if someone triple dog dares you to wow, you

607
00:31:23,240 --> 00:31:27,200
Speaker 1: know you better do it then murder someone whoa well,

608
00:31:27,200 --> 00:31:30,200
Speaker 1: it's like you know, like, okay, hey, Ray, I triple

609
00:31:30,240 --> 00:31:36,920
Speaker 1: dog dare you kill lunchbox right now? All right, it's stupid.

610
00:31:37,800 --> 00:31:40,080
Speaker 1: Either you do the dare, you're more inclined to do

611
00:31:40,120 --> 00:31:43,480
Speaker 1: it when someone triple dog dares you. Absolutely, if you're

612
00:31:43,520 --> 00:31:45,840
Speaker 1: scared to jump off the boat like you're on that

613
00:31:45,920 --> 00:31:51,240
Speaker 1: pontoon boat, right and I triple dog exactly for kids,

614
00:31:51,320 --> 00:31:53,520
Speaker 1: that is huge to hear the triple dog dude, that

615
00:31:53,520 --> 00:31:56,840
Speaker 1: means you are going top you agree, Ray, Yes, okay,

616
00:31:56,840 --> 00:31:59,000
Speaker 1: so both both of you guys are six years old

617
00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:01,719
Speaker 1: in your mind. Got it. I'm saying for kids. Yet

618
00:32:01,800 --> 00:32:04,720
Speaker 1: I'm saying for kids. You're talking about your kids. Yeah,

619
00:32:04,760 --> 00:32:07,280
Speaker 1: And I'm telling them right now. Guys, I'm forty one.

620
00:32:07,400 --> 00:32:09,240
Speaker 1: Listen to me. I have a lot of wisdom. Stop

621
00:32:09,280 --> 00:32:11,480
Speaker 1: it with that triple dog. And I can see you

622
00:32:11,600 --> 00:32:14,200
Speaker 1: saying it in the exact tax I can see you

623
00:32:14,320 --> 00:32:17,080
Speaker 1: ruining triple dog dare. Yeah, they're there in the corner,

624
00:32:19,360 --> 00:32:21,720
Speaker 1: and I'm like, stop it, don't do it. Don't do that.

625
00:32:22,120 --> 00:32:24,719
Speaker 1: It means nothing, do you dare you? Yeah, then do it?

626
00:32:24,960 --> 00:32:28,080
Speaker 1: Coach the fun killer. Yeah, I mean, let's take away

627
00:32:28,080 --> 00:32:30,360
Speaker 1: the buzz. I mean, Eddie, the fun guy. Hey, don't

628
00:32:30,400 --> 00:32:34,120
Speaker 1: say triple dog dare. Dang, dude, I didn't know you

629
00:32:34,120 --> 00:32:38,840
Speaker 1: were so lame. Step on the bird. Triple dog there.

630
00:32:39,320 --> 00:32:41,680
Speaker 1: I'm telling you, when triple dog Dare comes out, you're like, damg,

631
00:32:41,760 --> 00:32:44,320
Speaker 1: I really gotta do it. You jumped from the dare

632
00:32:44,400 --> 00:32:49,000
Speaker 1: to triple no, and then triple just like the brass

633
00:32:49,040 --> 00:32:54,520
Speaker 1: eyes of coaches talking about serious but not in Vegas

634
00:32:54,800 --> 00:33:00,160
Speaker 1: Vegas chicks. But if if a woman wants to go

635
00:33:00,240 --> 00:33:01,920
Speaker 1: to the room and throw something on you, like you

636
00:33:01,920 --> 00:33:06,600
Speaker 1: said earlier, that's okay because she's not a listener. Coach. Before,

637
00:33:06,680 --> 00:33:09,400
Speaker 1: we had enough guys to where I felt like, you

638
00:33:09,440 --> 00:33:14,240
Speaker 1: know secure. Now we're dwindling to nothing where. If a

639
00:33:14,280 --> 00:33:16,480
Speaker 1: female of the night comes, I mean they could easily

640
00:33:16,560 --> 00:33:18,920
Speaker 1: rob us and lunch would be wrapped, strapped up in

641
00:33:18,920 --> 00:33:21,200
Speaker 1: a rope in the closet. Dude, and I have no

642
00:33:21,320 --> 00:33:25,200
Speaker 1: money left. You wake up in the morning. Right, what

643
00:33:25,280 --> 00:33:28,960
Speaker 1: the hell happened last? They always say, why I gotta

644
00:33:28,960 --> 00:33:32,360
Speaker 1: get tied up with the roll? Right? I can't move.

645
00:33:32,560 --> 00:33:35,960
Speaker 1: We invited a lady of the night, she brought her pimp.

646
00:33:36,080 --> 00:33:38,200
Speaker 1: We got robbed, and you're tied up in a closet.

647
00:33:38,280 --> 00:33:44,040
Speaker 1: Sapphire got me last night. I went to back page

648
00:33:44,080 --> 00:33:47,120
Speaker 1: and thought I got as a good deal. What happened lunch?

649
00:33:47,440 --> 00:33:49,920
Speaker 1: I was just there and I tried to give her

650
00:33:49,960 --> 00:33:52,080
Speaker 1: a kiss, and the next thing you know, my hands

651
00:33:52,080 --> 00:33:56,120
Speaker 1: were tied and she took our wallets. So not only

652
00:33:56,160 --> 00:33:59,800
Speaker 1: did she rob us idea to get back off the plane.

653
00:34:01,560 --> 00:34:03,520
Speaker 1: So we were doing some stuff where she told me

654
00:34:03,560 --> 00:34:05,360
Speaker 1: as she tied me up, and she robbed us in

655
00:34:05,360 --> 00:34:08,200
Speaker 1: a minute. Okay, she said it was gonna be a

656
00:34:08,280 --> 00:34:11,239
Speaker 1: magic trick. Got my arms behind my back. Call the

657
00:34:11,360 --> 00:34:13,960
Speaker 1: number again, tell him what happened. He got us with

658
00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:17,839
Speaker 1: the old tie up scam. We remember, we tied each

659
00:34:17,840 --> 00:34:22,000
Speaker 1: other up and that's when they robbed us. She said

660
00:34:22,040 --> 00:34:27,120
Speaker 1: it would be fun. Ra let me call the number back,

661
00:34:30,520 --> 00:34:34,400
Speaker 1: calling the Cricket wireless customer. They are no longer available.

662
00:34:36,239 --> 00:34:40,440
Speaker 1: Number is no longer in service. Man. You know that

663
00:34:40,440 --> 00:34:43,720
Speaker 1: goes down more than it should. Oh, for sure, my question.

664
00:34:43,760 --> 00:34:45,440
Speaker 1: That was always my worry. And that's how I had

665
00:34:45,440 --> 00:34:47,000
Speaker 1: friends that told me. You know, like back in the

666
00:34:47,040 --> 00:34:49,279
Speaker 1: day when I was single, buddies would be like, here

667
00:34:49,320 --> 00:34:52,320
Speaker 1: you go, you can call this. They're like, but be careful,

668
00:34:52,360 --> 00:34:54,520
Speaker 1: like you never know if these people are bringing somebody

669
00:34:54,520 --> 00:34:57,000
Speaker 1: with them. They're always bringing someone. Let me tell you

670
00:34:57,040 --> 00:35:02,160
Speaker 1: we we had the in Austin Shadow Entertainment. It was

671
00:35:02,200 --> 00:35:05,799
Speaker 1: the absolute best bachelor party I've ever been to. Coach Well,

672
00:35:05,800 --> 00:35:08,480
Speaker 1: we're about to trumpet my buddy Aaron was getting married

673
00:35:08,520 --> 00:35:10,320
Speaker 1: and we were like, oh, we're gonna order these girls

674
00:35:10,440 --> 00:35:14,759
Speaker 1: the house and they're gonna do a three act. Three

675
00:35:14,760 --> 00:35:17,520
Speaker 1: of you guys, No, no, no, no no, three acts are

676
00:35:17,520 --> 00:35:19,799
Speaker 1: gonna work Forests and Garrett and then one of them.

677
00:35:20,280 --> 00:35:21,960
Speaker 1: And we're all in the living room of Mike and

678
00:35:21,960 --> 00:35:25,080
Speaker 1: they're like, Okay, it's gonna be they said some the

679
00:35:25,280 --> 00:35:30,799
Speaker 1: Human centiped We're like, we're in want guys, get out

680
00:35:30,800 --> 00:35:33,719
Speaker 1: of here and bring your drunks. But that means it

681
00:35:33,840 --> 00:35:38,200
Speaker 1: was a hundred dollars per dude. Okay, and you guys

682
00:35:38,200 --> 00:35:42,600
Speaker 1: gladly just five dudes. So that's my roommate Mark and

683
00:35:42,600 --> 00:35:45,480
Speaker 1: I were driving over there and we're like a hundred

684
00:35:45,560 --> 00:35:49,920
Speaker 1: dollars purpose. This is ridiculous, This is so stupid. I

685
00:35:49,960 --> 00:35:53,760
Speaker 1: can't but this is gonna be so freaking dumb dude.

686
00:35:54,239 --> 00:35:56,879
Speaker 1: By the end of it, we were all like, pay two.

687
00:35:57,719 --> 00:36:01,920
Speaker 1: That wasn't amazing on start getting descripted what happened? It

688
00:36:02,040 --> 00:36:05,200
Speaker 1: was three acts? Hey, dude, what are we talking aboutt

689
00:36:05,280 --> 00:36:12,160
Speaker 1: I mean what, he's got a gun. Then he shows

690
00:36:12,160 --> 00:36:15,040
Speaker 1: you right away, Oh yeah, what's his name? I don't know.

691
00:36:15,680 --> 00:36:18,480
Speaker 1: He didn't have a name, the gun, and so they're packing.

692
00:36:18,560 --> 00:36:22,080
Speaker 1: You guys are not. They're already at the advantage. Hey

693
00:36:21,920 --> 00:36:28,200
Speaker 1: he took the money, ob alright, yes, but like he

694
00:36:28,280 --> 00:36:30,160
Speaker 1: was there in case you guys got a little too

695
00:36:30,200 --> 00:36:33,319
Speaker 1: hands exactly, dude, that's here or if we don't pay,

696
00:36:33,800 --> 00:36:35,480
Speaker 1: dude rolls in with a gun and you guys like,

697
00:36:35,719 --> 00:36:37,759
Speaker 1: come on in, how are you doing? Man? And that's

698
00:36:37,800 --> 00:36:42,560
Speaker 1: all legal, right, that sounds like legal business. Yeah, sure,

699
00:36:42,880 --> 00:36:45,200
Speaker 1: how's it going? Everything was above the table all that.

700
00:36:45,280 --> 00:36:47,920
Speaker 1: You know, they probably reported to their taxes. Are you

701
00:36:47,960 --> 00:36:50,879
Speaker 1: gonna hit me with that gun? I know your whole act.

702
00:36:50,960 --> 00:36:56,040
Speaker 1: Come on, you're the cop. When do you hit me

703
00:36:56,160 --> 00:36:59,720
Speaker 1: with a baton? He nails him in the face. Okay,

704
00:36:59,760 --> 00:37:04,480
Speaker 1: you're serious. Well, first it was she one of the

705
00:37:04,480 --> 00:37:06,640
Speaker 1: girls had a bunch of whips and paddles or whatever,

706
00:37:07,600 --> 00:37:11,160
Speaker 1: and she made the bachelor get down to his skibbies.

707
00:37:12,080 --> 00:37:15,080
Speaker 1: It's so button naked, no no underwear. I could just

708
00:37:15,080 --> 00:37:19,000
Speaker 1: say that cuse. And so she is just like whipping

709
00:37:19,080 --> 00:37:23,200
Speaker 1: him and beating it hard, hard, it's not even fun.

710
00:37:23,239 --> 00:37:27,120
Speaker 1: He's crying, crying, and as your boys, you're laughing your

711
00:37:27,160 --> 00:37:31,360
Speaker 1: ass off. Is not funny, Yes, I'm saying, and the

712
00:37:31,480 --> 00:37:34,799
Speaker 1: visual is funny. This dude the crabb eat out of them.

713
00:37:34,920 --> 00:37:38,120
Speaker 1: She's like, all right, grabbed the fireplace, grabbing. She's like,

714
00:37:38,160 --> 00:37:46,719
Speaker 1: you've been a bad boy. He'd be like, and then

715
00:37:46,760 --> 00:37:48,800
Speaker 1: she would take these leather whips and whip him on

716
00:37:48,840 --> 00:37:53,080
Speaker 1: the back and we're dying. Then they take a break.

717
00:37:53,160 --> 00:37:55,200
Speaker 1: Second act like what are they doing at break time?

718
00:37:55,239 --> 00:37:58,240
Speaker 1: Like getting some water and cracking break everybody grabbing snack.

719
00:37:58,440 --> 00:38:00,799
Speaker 1: You girls grabbed fifteen we got stuff in the kids.

720
00:38:01,040 --> 00:38:06,000
Speaker 1: He wants some food and got fruit snack. Touch. They

721
00:38:06,040 --> 00:38:10,440
Speaker 1: put down a tarp and oh boy, as soon as

722
00:38:10,480 --> 00:38:13,680
Speaker 1: I see the tarp, what is happening? They bring out

723
00:38:14,040 --> 00:38:17,720
Speaker 1: They bring out the whip cream and the two girls

724
00:38:17,800 --> 00:38:19,880
Speaker 1: have fun with whipped cream with each other? Do they

725
00:38:19,880 --> 00:38:22,200
Speaker 1: have a boom box? So they playing music? Was like no, no,

726
00:38:22,280 --> 00:38:24,480
Speaker 1: you know it was like dead silent. Hey, does anybody

727
00:38:24,520 --> 00:38:28,160
Speaker 1: have an MP three or something we can play? They're like,

728
00:38:28,200 --> 00:38:31,440
Speaker 1: you guys don't have any music. This is you just

729
00:38:31,600 --> 00:38:36,200
Speaker 1: hear them. So the two girls whip cream and what

730
00:38:36,239 --> 00:38:38,800
Speaker 1: do they do? Whatever? You? I mean, whatever you want,

731
00:38:39,080 --> 00:38:41,600
Speaker 1: whatever they want? What are they doing? They're doing everything.

732
00:38:41,880 --> 00:38:44,040
Speaker 1: They're licking the whip cream off of each other. There

733
00:38:44,120 --> 00:38:46,440
Speaker 1: are you guys getting some whipped cream and you still dessertless?

734
00:38:46,880 --> 00:38:49,799
Speaker 1: Where does dude? I ain't touching those girls? Guys got

735
00:38:49,800 --> 00:38:52,160
Speaker 1: a gun? Am you staying back here? Come grab some

736
00:38:52,200 --> 00:38:56,440
Speaker 1: of this chocolate off my chest? I just done some heos, Garrett,

737
00:38:56,719 --> 00:38:58,600
Speaker 1: you want to try that with me? I think we're

738
00:38:58,600 --> 00:39:01,040
Speaker 1: all supposed to do with somebody. Some marshmalls in the

739
00:39:01,160 --> 00:39:04,440
Speaker 1: dairy with the woman with the monster double d s

740
00:39:05,600 --> 00:39:07,560
Speaker 1: put some on put some whipped cream there, and if

741
00:39:07,560 --> 00:39:09,200
Speaker 1: you want to come get some, you can come get some,

742
00:39:12,719 --> 00:39:16,000
Speaker 1: all included, a coach, did you have some banana splits

743
00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:19,640
Speaker 1: on it? Oh? I definitely got some whipped cream. How long?

744
00:39:19,760 --> 00:39:21,799
Speaker 1: How long did it take you to get whipped cream?

745
00:39:22,480 --> 00:39:26,520
Speaker 1: I mean I took my time. I mean yeah, all

746
00:39:26,560 --> 00:39:29,239
Speaker 1: your boys are watching you. Where you guys naked at

747
00:39:29,239 --> 00:39:33,279
Speaker 1: this point? Are you? I mean, hey, we're hammered. Be

748
00:39:33,880 --> 00:39:36,240
Speaker 1: this is amazing. I am just like this is crazy.

749
00:39:36,280 --> 00:39:38,640
Speaker 1: Then we go to act Wait wait, wait, wait, coach,

750
00:39:38,680 --> 00:39:41,200
Speaker 1: I'm worn out from act too exact. Wait, wait, when

751
00:39:41,239 --> 00:39:43,239
Speaker 1: you guys are getting the whip cream, what's gunn doing?

752
00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:47,000
Speaker 1: Just sit back in the back. The gun has already

753
00:39:47,040 --> 00:39:49,319
Speaker 1: like picked apart how he can kill every single one

754
00:39:49,360 --> 00:39:53,839
Speaker 1: of them fools? No, dude, they do that everywhere they go.

755
00:39:54,080 --> 00:39:57,279
Speaker 1: So whatever, Gun's already figured eyes and murders. So there's

756
00:39:57,280 --> 00:40:00,160
Speaker 1: whipped cream everywhere. You guys are all just covered us,

757
00:40:00,520 --> 00:40:02,799
Speaker 1: like our faces are covered because sometimes you're up there

758
00:40:02,800 --> 00:40:04,720
Speaker 1: getting the whip cream and she'll take your hands slam

759
00:40:04,719 --> 00:40:09,880
Speaker 1: it into her. Yeah, okay, then Act three, then the

760
00:40:09,920 --> 00:40:14,239
Speaker 1: toys come out. What the okay? Like like like she

761
00:40:14,280 --> 00:40:19,400
Speaker 1: puts she puts a saddle. Candyland, she puts a saddle

762
00:40:19,800 --> 00:40:23,399
Speaker 1: on the bachelor's back. Okay, wait, wait, so this whole

763
00:40:23,440 --> 00:40:25,400
Speaker 1: time the bachler has been bleeding on the floor from

764
00:40:25,440 --> 00:40:30,080
Speaker 1: the beating. He's having so much fun, he's loving it. Okay,

765
00:40:30,640 --> 00:40:33,719
Speaker 1: so she puts a saddle on his back and rides him.

766
00:40:33,800 --> 00:40:39,239
Speaker 1: And then I wrote him, would anyone like to ride him?

767
00:40:40,280 --> 00:40:45,160
Speaker 1: And it has a it has a doing sticking up

768
00:40:45,160 --> 00:40:49,520
Speaker 1: from the saddle. She sits on it and he what

769
00:40:49,640 --> 00:40:53,120
Speaker 1: makes her ride around the house. That's not legal. That

770
00:40:53,200 --> 00:40:55,279
Speaker 1: can't be legal. I don't know if it was legal,

771
00:40:55,440 --> 00:40:58,680
Speaker 1: but it wasn't incredible. So he would like buck or

772
00:40:58,719 --> 00:41:02,440
Speaker 1: whatever and just do different motions that I mean awesome.

773
00:41:02,800 --> 00:41:07,560
Speaker 1: And it ended with the two girls. You don't like

774
00:41:07,719 --> 00:41:10,680
Speaker 1: that one, just go on to the final act. The

775
00:41:10,760 --> 00:41:13,200
Speaker 1: final act is the two girls are This is the

776
00:41:13,360 --> 00:41:20,040
Speaker 1: end scene. Come on, girls, they are double ended. Um okay,

777
00:41:20,239 --> 00:41:24,080
Speaker 1: what what is happening? They're doing all of this this?

778
00:41:24,239 --> 00:41:27,520
Speaker 1: These aren't two strippers coming they are strippers. When you

779
00:41:27,680 --> 00:41:31,160
Speaker 1: left this, that's just these girls aren't strippers. Coach that

780
00:41:31,239 --> 00:41:33,759
Speaker 1: that's that's a porn happened in front of you. That's

781
00:41:33,800 --> 00:41:36,040
Speaker 1: a They had a double ended one and they were

782
00:41:36,080 --> 00:41:38,719
Speaker 1: scissor in each other. Boom. That was the final act.

783
00:41:39,600 --> 00:41:42,880
Speaker 1: And we're all watching me and Garrett Voors, all boys,

784
00:41:43,200 --> 00:41:45,720
Speaker 1: what do you mean? I'm my question though, went okay,

785
00:41:45,760 --> 00:41:47,480
Speaker 1: So they leave and so we left and we were

786
00:41:47,480 --> 00:41:50,560
Speaker 1: going to there's no way you left. Know something happened

787
00:41:50,560 --> 00:41:53,120
Speaker 1: between then, dude. And at what point did an FBI

788
00:41:53,200 --> 00:41:55,360
Speaker 1: agent the size of the door show up? And it

789
00:41:55,480 --> 00:41:57,680
Speaker 1: was like, I'm shutting this down and you guys are

790
00:41:57,680 --> 00:42:02,360
Speaker 1: all going to jail. They're all like whip cream everywhere.

791
00:42:02,360 --> 00:42:08,759
Speaker 1: I mean, no, officer, we weren't doing anything so illegal, dude.

792
00:42:08,800 --> 00:42:13,600
Speaker 1: So hold on. So after act five or whatever, there's

793
00:42:13,640 --> 00:42:17,040
Speaker 1: only three acts, dude. After act three and you guys leaving,

794
00:42:17,280 --> 00:42:19,719
Speaker 1: you guys said you were full of whipped cream. At

795
00:42:19,760 --> 00:42:22,520
Speaker 1: some point, you guys must have showered to get the

796
00:42:22,520 --> 00:42:27,160
Speaker 1: whip cream off. When did you guys all on your face? No? No, no,

797
00:42:27,640 --> 00:42:29,520
Speaker 1: it's all over the tarp coach. You probably on your

798
00:42:29,560 --> 00:42:35,640
Speaker 1: knees and everything. Did you guys ever have to clean up? No, dude.

799
00:42:35,640 --> 00:42:37,399
Speaker 1: And so the ladies they just went to the next

800
00:42:37,400 --> 00:42:42,600
Speaker 1: house and exactly six they did that all over again. Dude.

801
00:42:42,600 --> 00:42:45,600
Speaker 1: It would have taken me hours to recover as watching that,

802
00:42:45,640 --> 00:42:50,680
Speaker 1: I would have felt gross. No, you wouldn't enough, guys,

803
00:42:50,760 --> 00:42:53,160
Speaker 1: I am telling you that's the day you didn't wake

804
00:42:53,239 --> 00:42:56,160
Speaker 1: up being like no. I just texted Force and I

805
00:42:56,239 --> 00:42:59,200
Speaker 1: was like, you remember Shadow Entertainment. I'm waiting for him

806
00:42:59,200 --> 00:43:02,640
Speaker 1: fly and he's gonna be like great Google Shadow Entertainment.

807
00:43:04,320 --> 00:43:08,040
Speaker 1: Oh they got shut down. Shocking. Hey, you can't find

808
00:43:08,040 --> 00:43:10,360
Speaker 1: it on the internet. How did you find Shadow entertainment?

809
00:43:10,600 --> 00:43:14,600
Speaker 1: Strip club? Oh they knew about the underground, Okay, got it.

810
00:43:15,760 --> 00:43:18,839
Speaker 1: They were girls from the strip club. Dang, they had

811
00:43:18,840 --> 00:43:21,600
Speaker 1: a long night then, No, no no, you've met them before.

812
00:43:22,719 --> 00:43:24,319
Speaker 1: Then they had to go to work. They had a

813
00:43:24,360 --> 00:43:29,719
Speaker 1: side business. This was their side. So you guys trying

814
00:43:29,760 --> 00:43:34,000
Speaker 1: to do some shadow entertainment in Vegas or not? Probably not, dude,

815
00:43:34,280 --> 00:43:37,120
Speaker 1: but that I'm telling you. And we left that saying,

816
00:43:37,400 --> 00:43:39,839
Speaker 1: oh my god, I had to pay two I would

817
00:43:39,840 --> 00:43:41,600
Speaker 1: have paid two hundred for that. That was I mean,

818
00:43:41,600 --> 00:43:45,880
Speaker 1: it was bananas. We're all in our box whip cream.

819
00:43:46,320 --> 00:43:50,080
Speaker 1: We weren't just the just the bachelor. Hey, question though,

820
00:43:50,800 --> 00:43:53,040
Speaker 1: when you're done with all that, like you're not ready

821
00:43:53,040 --> 00:43:57,560
Speaker 1: to roll, well, like you're not ready. You just go.

822
00:43:57,680 --> 00:43:59,000
Speaker 1: You just get in the car with your boy and

823
00:43:59,080 --> 00:44:01,280
Speaker 1: drive home. No, we it downtown to find some chicks,

824
00:44:02,920 --> 00:44:05,360
Speaker 1: and then you guys all just came home and played

825
00:44:05,400 --> 00:44:09,560
Speaker 1: kiddily wings like, man, chicks are not that fun, right,

826
00:44:09,680 --> 00:44:13,880
Speaker 1: We had to do something, Garrett. I winked that. Garrett,

827
00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:17,800
Speaker 1: Garret winked me. God, I mean it was we knew

828
00:44:17,840 --> 00:44:22,399
Speaker 1: what we had to do. We had to go downtown. Man,

829
00:44:23,040 --> 00:44:25,640
Speaker 1: I'm telling you that was something that I was. It

830
00:44:25,719 --> 00:44:30,319
Speaker 1: was mind blanking tang like that. And see that that

831
00:44:30,440 --> 00:44:33,200
Speaker 1: was a bachelor party. That literally we just did it

832
00:44:33,239 --> 00:44:35,080
Speaker 1: at someone's house. We didn't even go anywhere, And it

833
00:44:35,200 --> 00:44:37,360
Speaker 1: was just so you're saying Ray could do that here. No,

834
00:44:38,080 --> 00:44:40,160
Speaker 1: I'm just saying it's Vegas is gonna be awesome, right,

835
00:44:40,200 --> 00:44:41,960
Speaker 1: It's gonna be and Ray, that's what he said. He's like,

836
00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:43,879
Speaker 1: the best man's out, But don't worry. We're still gonna

837
00:44:43,880 --> 00:44:45,440
Speaker 1: have fun. I'm like, dude, we're gonna have a blast.

838
00:44:45,640 --> 00:44:47,279
Speaker 1: Whatever you want to do. We want to go to

839
00:44:47,320 --> 00:44:50,600
Speaker 1: the pool, dinners, whatever, we still Vegas is there. Your

840
00:44:50,640 --> 00:44:54,160
Speaker 1: best man doesn't make the bachelor party, there's still five

841
00:44:54,160 --> 00:44:58,240
Speaker 1: percent chance he comes. But a lot of people fallout

842
00:44:58,320 --> 00:44:59,920
Speaker 1: started with Eddie and it moved all the way to

843
00:45:00,080 --> 00:45:03,839
Speaker 1: best all you can still get in? Who? Yeah, No,

844
00:45:03,920 --> 00:45:06,680
Speaker 1: I can't go. I don't. I don't know what's happened

845
00:45:06,719 --> 00:45:08,600
Speaker 1: between then and now that you make me that you

846
00:45:08,800 --> 00:45:10,520
Speaker 1: think that I can. I'm still gonna go. Maybe your

847
00:45:10,560 --> 00:45:12,239
Speaker 1: mind's cleared up a little bit and you rage you

848
00:45:12,239 --> 00:45:13,959
Speaker 1: need to be there for your boy remo. I wish

849
00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:17,000
Speaker 1: I could, dude, what if this was some crazy surprising

850
00:45:17,040 --> 00:45:19,400
Speaker 1: You're actually gonna be there. That's what I'm doing. You.

851
00:45:19,400 --> 00:45:22,880
Speaker 1: You are an amazing surprise guy and a great actor

852
00:45:22,960 --> 00:45:25,600
Speaker 1: to pull that off. I've done that before through all

853
00:45:25,640 --> 00:45:28,160
Speaker 1: these bits. Coach, that would blow me away. That would

854
00:45:28,160 --> 00:45:30,399
Speaker 1: almost be better if Eddie showed up to the door

855
00:45:30,400 --> 00:45:33,560
Speaker 1: in Vegas at MGM Grand. That would be more awesome

856
00:45:33,560 --> 00:45:35,960
Speaker 1: and surprising than a stripper. You would like that, Coach,

857
00:45:36,400 --> 00:45:39,200
Speaker 1: you show up in just your box? Hey, right, I

858
00:45:39,360 --> 00:45:42,280
Speaker 1: hette Eddie a hundred dollars to come strip. Here's your surprise,

859
00:45:42,400 --> 00:45:44,400
Speaker 1: Eddie get to strip? But why do we have a

860
00:45:44,400 --> 00:45:48,520
Speaker 1: boom box here? Yeah? Just wait for hang it Eddie's

861
00:45:48,600 --> 00:45:55,919
Speaker 1: light again. Flight got delayed, Dude, I could see no, no, Coach,

862
00:45:56,040 --> 00:46:01,040
Speaker 1: maybe no, no, no, dude, dude, he got us masks. Oh,

863
00:46:01,440 --> 00:46:03,560
Speaker 1: ray about the masks? You bought the mask? I bought

864
00:46:03,560 --> 00:46:05,280
Speaker 1: my own mask. I didn't know he had ordered masks.

865
00:46:05,840 --> 00:46:07,120
Speaker 1: What in the mask? I just had a couple of

866
00:46:07,120 --> 00:46:11,400
Speaker 1: extra sitting around. Yeah, Coach, it's like the saddle the

867
00:46:11,480 --> 00:46:16,440
Speaker 1: lunch is talking about. I'm telling you that Shadow Entertainment

868
00:46:16,480 --> 00:46:18,160
Speaker 1: was the best thing I've ever seen. Dude. I'm glad

869
00:46:18,200 --> 00:46:20,200
Speaker 1: you told me that story. So I don't know not

870
00:46:20,440 --> 00:46:26,799
Speaker 1: what what not to do. What he's writings, he's doing

871
00:46:27,239 --> 00:46:30,200
Speaker 1: He's gonna do a gift. Oh yeah, that's what that means.

872
00:46:30,360 --> 00:46:33,400
Speaker 1: Oh but yeah, we won't do that now, Ray, do

873
00:46:33,400 --> 00:46:36,799
Speaker 1: you won't do in Vegas? Do we need to bet

874
00:46:36,840 --> 00:46:40,880
Speaker 1: on some futures like NFL? I know a good future

875
00:46:40,920 --> 00:46:45,799
Speaker 1: is bet Hey, there you go, he's laughing. I'll never

876
00:46:45,840 --> 00:46:49,200
Speaker 1: forget Dixie was her name that moment with you. I'm

877
00:46:49,200 --> 00:46:51,000
Speaker 1: gonna tell you something for us. I don't think Dixie

878
00:46:51,080 --> 00:46:54,799
Speaker 1: was her name. That was her real now, I don't

879
00:46:54,800 --> 00:46:57,520
Speaker 1: think Dixie was her real name. Yeah, but I was

880
00:46:57,560 --> 00:46:59,480
Speaker 1: just looking at it. I'm like, dude, we're gonna be

881
00:46:59,520 --> 00:47:02,200
Speaker 1: there before, like before all the sports start back up. Yeah,

882
00:47:02,239 --> 00:47:05,720
Speaker 1: we can bet on champions. I mean, we gotta pick champs.

883
00:47:05,719 --> 00:47:08,520
Speaker 1: A good future bet would be when our sports coming back.

884
00:47:09,680 --> 00:47:12,120
Speaker 1: Well you know MLS. I mean good you already lost

885
00:47:12,200 --> 00:47:15,200
Speaker 1: one futures bet because the future never happened that I

886
00:47:15,200 --> 00:47:20,280
Speaker 1: didn't another one. Didn't get my money back. It's a refund.

887
00:47:20,360 --> 00:47:22,719
Speaker 1: What the future bet is gonna be? Well, I get

888
00:47:22,719 --> 00:47:25,880
Speaker 1: my money back again. I I am going to like

889
00:47:26,400 --> 00:47:28,400
Speaker 1: MLS Star July seven. We can pick a winner of

890
00:47:28,400 --> 00:47:30,960
Speaker 1: that tournament. We can pay. They have it out calling

891
00:47:31,040 --> 00:47:35,520
Speaker 1: Kaepernick's team Week one Ravens plus two hundred Seahawks plus

892
00:47:35,520 --> 00:47:39,320
Speaker 1: two fifty Texans plus four d I mean, is he

893
00:47:39,360 --> 00:47:43,000
Speaker 1: gonna be in the NFL? We've betten it? Yeah, I

894
00:47:43,040 --> 00:47:45,360
Speaker 1: mean Roger Goodell said I would encourage a team to

895
00:47:45,360 --> 00:47:49,239
Speaker 1: sign him. Dude, that is a good bet. You'd never

896
00:47:49,320 --> 00:47:51,400
Speaker 1: know that. What props are gonna have at our casino.

897
00:47:51,480 --> 00:47:54,400
Speaker 1: Sometimes they don't like to roll props like that. Sometimes

898
00:47:54,400 --> 00:47:56,080
Speaker 1: they just go with the straight and they'll do a UFC,

899
00:47:56,280 --> 00:47:58,680
Speaker 1: they'll do a golf thing and that's it out the door.

900
00:47:58,760 --> 00:48:00,640
Speaker 1: They're not trying to get crazy. They're gonna have an

901
00:48:00,680 --> 00:48:03,000
Speaker 1: NBA champion. Guys, I'll tell you what not to bet

902
00:48:03,120 --> 00:48:05,759
Speaker 1: right now over under for the NFL. I'm really over

903
00:48:05,800 --> 00:48:09,000
Speaker 1: at NASCAR. Just don't just stay away from it. Are

904
00:48:09,000 --> 00:48:11,800
Speaker 1: you going to start betting MLS when they start the

905
00:48:11,800 --> 00:48:16,480
Speaker 1: tournament in July seven? Absolutely? Especially the game started early.

906
00:48:16,560 --> 00:48:18,319
Speaker 1: You couldn't ask for a better little car lay to

907
00:48:18,360 --> 00:48:20,640
Speaker 1: set up. That's the best. When you get a beauty

908
00:48:20,640 --> 00:48:22,680
Speaker 1: of a parlay, it starts early, it ends late, It

909
00:48:22,760 --> 00:48:26,200
Speaker 1: keeps you entertained the entire day. Lose the first one, coach,

910
00:48:29,440 --> 00:48:31,360
Speaker 1: knock knock knock. Um. What about if you lose the

911
00:48:31,360 --> 00:48:33,759
Speaker 1: first one, but yes, coach, then then you're done coach.

912
00:48:33,920 --> 00:48:36,680
Speaker 1: Then it's not the perfect time to do it. Guys

913
00:48:36,760 --> 00:48:39,040
Speaker 1: in theory that all day parley was great, But I'm out.

914
00:48:39,080 --> 00:48:44,480
Speaker 1: It's ten am. We need another soccer match, major League baseball.

915
00:48:45,200 --> 00:48:50,279
Speaker 1: It's done. Zo Well, the commissioner comes down and says unequivocally,

916
00:48:50,920 --> 00:48:52,879
Speaker 1: there will be baseball. A few days later, he says, oh,

917
00:48:52,920 --> 00:48:55,280
Speaker 1: I don't know if there's gonna be a season. Players

918
00:48:55,320 --> 00:48:58,280
Speaker 1: are piste saying, and if if you want to follow

919
00:48:58,320 --> 00:49:00,600
Speaker 1: someone that's really good and kind of mark, I think

920
00:49:00,600 --> 00:49:04,760
Speaker 1: he might be kind of introducer Trevor Bauer. He tweets

921
00:49:04,800 --> 00:49:08,799
Speaker 1: a lot about it. I think he's really a smart dude. Yeah,

922
00:49:09,120 --> 00:49:11,200
Speaker 1: if you follow his Twitter, he's got a lot of

923
00:49:11,239 --> 00:49:14,440
Speaker 1: good insight into it, saying about how Manfreed is gonna

924
00:49:14,440 --> 00:49:17,160
Speaker 1: delay it two weeks, so then he gets his wish

925
00:49:17,239 --> 00:49:20,319
Speaker 1: of only fifty games, whereas if we started now we

926
00:49:20,320 --> 00:49:22,839
Speaker 1: could get seventy games in. And he has all these

927
00:49:22,880 --> 00:49:26,080
Speaker 1: reasons why that way, they won't lose A lawsuit man

928
00:49:26,120 --> 00:49:29,719
Speaker 1: Baseball just kicking themselves. They are missing a golden opportunity

929
00:49:29,760 --> 00:49:32,360
Speaker 1: to get back out on the field. Another good follow

930
00:49:32,560 --> 00:49:37,880
Speaker 1: Sore Losers Locks on Twitter or Sore Losers podcast? Is

931
00:49:37,920 --> 00:49:40,799
Speaker 1: that us? Or is that show Sore Losers Show? What

932
00:49:40,880 --> 00:49:43,279
Speaker 1: is it? I don't know. On Twitter, we are the

933
00:49:43,280 --> 00:49:45,440
Speaker 1: sore Losers at gmail dot com. I know the Sore

934
00:49:45,520 --> 00:49:49,040
Speaker 1: Losers Show, Sore Losers show on Twitter. Follow us really

935
00:49:49,280 --> 00:49:52,600
Speaker 1: insightful tweets and it really appreciate Locks coming on board

936
00:49:52,880 --> 00:49:54,680
Speaker 1: to do the trip. I was able to discount his

937
00:49:54,760 --> 00:49:59,680
Speaker 1: hotel half price, got him that employee discount. Locks. You're welcome, buddy, fellow.

938
00:49:59,719 --> 00:50:02,400
Speaker 1: Nora just trying to help you on. I'm very interested

939
00:50:02,440 --> 00:50:06,320
Speaker 1: in this Locks interaction. He's really just about something between

940
00:50:06,320 --> 00:50:08,960
Speaker 1: how you would imagine him. He's very smart, so he

941
00:50:09,080 --> 00:50:11,840
Speaker 1: always thinks before he talks. He's a taller feller. I

942
00:50:11,880 --> 00:50:13,520
Speaker 1: didn't expect him to be as tall as he was.

943
00:50:13,560 --> 00:50:16,000
Speaker 1: I think he might be closer to six ft. And

944
00:50:16,080 --> 00:50:20,399
Speaker 1: he's really fun. He enjoys drinking. Um, he's not gonna

945
00:50:20,440 --> 00:50:22,640
Speaker 1: be big loud like you lunch so that should will

946
00:50:22,680 --> 00:50:25,480
Speaker 1: be big and loud that you always can do that.

947
00:50:25,520 --> 00:50:27,760
Speaker 1: Nobody's gonna try and steal that role from you. Locks

948
00:50:27,880 --> 00:50:30,440
Speaker 1: is just almost a perfect bro. He hangs. He's not

949
00:50:30,480 --> 00:50:33,040
Speaker 1: started trying to do this that. He's just a good hang.

950
00:50:33,239 --> 00:50:34,880
Speaker 1: The time I met up with him in Nashville, there

951
00:50:34,960 --> 00:50:36,560
Speaker 1: was no one going that's going to be louder than

952
00:50:36,640 --> 00:50:39,080
Speaker 1: lunch Box, like Lunchbox can hang on to his role

953
00:50:39,120 --> 00:50:42,840
Speaker 1: without feeling threatened. Yes, good see, I'm not feeling threatened

954
00:50:42,840 --> 00:50:45,719
Speaker 1: at all. I mean there's some dude in Vegas as

955
00:50:45,760 --> 00:50:49,359
Speaker 1: louder than him and Launch dude, that guy's got your's

956
00:50:49,360 --> 00:50:54,840
Speaker 1: a quiet lunch Sorry man, we invited a guy named Toolbox.

957
00:50:55,440 --> 00:51:00,200
Speaker 1: He's loud. Sorry. My dad shows up a bed is

958
00:51:00,239 --> 00:51:03,080
Speaker 1: Oh my god. One day I do want to take

959
00:51:03,120 --> 00:51:05,600
Speaker 1: my parents to Vegas because they've never been. They've never

960
00:51:05,640 --> 00:51:09,200
Speaker 1: been to Vegas. You've gone probably what times, and people

961
00:51:09,320 --> 00:51:11,920
Speaker 1: were taking them once. No, you should start doing that.

962
00:51:12,040 --> 00:51:13,799
Speaker 1: I don't know if it would be there, Seeing they're

963
00:51:13,800 --> 00:51:15,640
Speaker 1: getting older, Coach, they want to. I don't know if

964
00:51:15,680 --> 00:51:17,000
Speaker 1: they would love to do it. I don't know if

965
00:51:17,000 --> 00:51:21,240
Speaker 1: they would enjoy it. I bet they would. Some lady

966
00:51:21,320 --> 00:51:25,120
Speaker 1: tweeted a sore losers show. I don't get it. My

967
00:51:25,200 --> 00:51:28,120
Speaker 1: husband and stepson are in Vegas right now and got

968
00:51:28,200 --> 00:51:32,480
Speaker 1: premium rooms at ex Caliber for fifteen dollars a night. Yeah,

969
00:51:32,480 --> 00:51:34,760
Speaker 1: I mean yeah, I just don't believe that ex Caliber

970
00:51:34,840 --> 00:51:36,520
Speaker 1: is one of the nicer hotels. That's why you were

971
00:51:36,560 --> 00:51:39,279
Speaker 1: able to get that deal. But Coach, fifteen dollars a night,

972
00:51:39,320 --> 00:51:42,279
Speaker 1: I mean that sounds good, dude, that sounds a fantastic

973
00:51:42,360 --> 00:51:44,439
Speaker 1: We're still trying to get a couple more employee codes

974
00:51:44,440 --> 00:51:46,880
Speaker 1: so that everybody's booked at MGM Grant since the pan

975
00:51:47,000 --> 00:51:50,040
Speaker 1: House felt. Johan is still in Reno. Uh No, Johan's

976
00:51:50,080 --> 00:51:52,040
Speaker 1: gonna do MGM grand The only people that aren't booked

977
00:51:52,040 --> 00:51:53,560
Speaker 1: for me in lunch right now. I don't have a room.

978
00:51:53,800 --> 00:51:56,319
Speaker 1: They ready? Do you care? I'm double up? We get

979
00:51:56,320 --> 00:51:59,919
Speaker 1: a king? What is it? Mind? The couch. Why don't

980
00:51:59,920 --> 00:52:04,719
Speaker 1: you guys got stay with be hands. Anybody off the coach.

981
00:52:04,719 --> 00:52:06,799
Speaker 1: We're sleep I'm all hungover. I'm on the couch. He's

982
00:52:06,800 --> 00:52:09,680
Speaker 1: got kids and stuff. They're taking the little baseball back

983
00:52:11,280 --> 00:52:13,480
Speaker 1: a little swords shopping you up. And also we need

984
00:52:13,480 --> 00:52:17,400
Speaker 1: to say happy birthday to Edgar Edgar Ramirez, Happy birthday.

985
00:52:17,719 --> 00:52:21,120
Speaker 1: A couple of days later, Hey, be hands, do you

986
00:52:21,200 --> 00:52:24,480
Speaker 1: care if Shadow Entertainment comes over? Oh my god, what

987
00:52:24,600 --> 00:52:27,279
Speaker 1: time do the kids go to? Bad hands? Now here?

988
00:52:27,360 --> 00:52:30,279
Speaker 1: Hear me out? So just a couple of scenes and

989
00:52:30,320 --> 00:52:34,600
Speaker 1: typically it's three, but we'll do to put the kids

990
00:52:34,600 --> 00:52:37,440
Speaker 1: to bed. Be hands, Be hands, you have a blue tarp?

991
00:52:39,239 --> 00:52:42,160
Speaker 1: Hey hands, Uh, you say you're married? Your wife? She

992
00:52:42,760 --> 00:52:44,520
Speaker 1: run to the grocery store and get us a couple

993
00:52:44,520 --> 00:52:47,239
Speaker 1: of hands of whipped cream and chocolate. We did it

994
00:52:47,280 --> 00:52:49,480
Speaker 1: back in Awesome. But don't even worry about it. There's

995
00:52:49,520 --> 00:52:51,640
Speaker 1: a bit. There's a bit where we you have to

996
00:52:51,760 --> 00:52:54,759
Speaker 1: lick some of the whipped cream. So would you do

997
00:52:54,960 --> 00:52:58,800
Speaker 1: the low sugar? Last request? You have enough having to

998
00:52:58,840 --> 00:53:01,759
Speaker 1: have a saddle out in the rog an you for

999
00:53:01,840 --> 00:53:04,520
Speaker 1: the third act though, begins. I don't worry about they

1000
00:53:04,560 --> 00:53:07,640
Speaker 1: bring their own saddle, so they bring their own stuff.

1001
00:53:07,680 --> 00:53:10,880
Speaker 1: You don't provide anything. Hands like you dude with a

1002
00:53:11,040 --> 00:53:15,120
Speaker 1: gun gonna be his wife comes out in the morning,

1003
00:53:15,160 --> 00:53:17,759
Speaker 1: the tarps that it looks like a murder scene. Good

1004
00:53:18,120 --> 00:53:24,200
Speaker 1: jaw dude, we're not staying be hands okay, thought you

1005
00:53:24,280 --> 00:53:27,160
Speaker 1: know he's gonna come with some cocamini plan. Hey, we're

1006
00:53:27,200 --> 00:53:29,960
Speaker 1: at the Script clubs night. Ended up finding the underground

1007
00:53:30,040 --> 00:53:34,720
Speaker 1: circuit or you boys interested. I'm sorry that I found

1008
00:53:34,760 --> 00:53:36,520
Speaker 1: this and it was the most I mean, I kept

1009
00:53:36,600 --> 00:53:39,160
Speaker 1: that business card for a Yeah that's Austin. Can you

1010
00:53:39,200 --> 00:53:41,839
Speaker 1: imagine Vegas and their underground circuit? Well, and I want

1011
00:53:41,840 --> 00:53:44,160
Speaker 1: to say it is awesome, this underground thing, but that

1012
00:53:44,239 --> 00:53:47,200
Speaker 1: it actually was fine and you guys didn't get robbed

1013
00:53:47,280 --> 00:53:51,040
Speaker 1: or anything like you guys really face danger, especially a

1014
00:53:51,120 --> 00:53:53,799
Speaker 1: dude that walks in with a nine millimeter in his nuts.

1015
00:53:53,840 --> 00:53:58,000
Speaker 1: Did the house ever get robbed anytime? After? No? No, no, no, no,

1016
00:53:58,320 --> 00:54:02,960
Speaker 1: what's a nice house? Okay, probably come on answer, how

1017
00:54:03,000 --> 00:54:05,360
Speaker 1: are you doing? It was my buddies, It was his

1018
00:54:05,440 --> 00:54:10,040
Speaker 1: grandmother's house. But oh god, you sent him to granny's ouse.

1019
00:54:10,239 --> 00:54:12,640
Speaker 1: You got the tarp out and never think she's quilts

1020
00:54:12,719 --> 00:54:17,160
Speaker 1: and all this stuff cream. Why do you think my

1021
00:54:17,239 --> 00:54:21,239
Speaker 1: back gaming board was all tossed with whip cream? It's

1022
00:54:21,280 --> 00:54:26,600
Speaker 1: a saddle. Grand What do you use this for? Bill?

1023
00:54:28,120 --> 00:54:30,479
Speaker 1: The truth is Granny had moved in with his mom

1024
00:54:30,520 --> 00:54:33,760
Speaker 1: because she was so old, so he got the house. Okay,

1025
00:54:33,800 --> 00:54:36,200
Speaker 1: it wasn't grant. Granny wasn't living there. Now Granny wasn't

1026
00:54:36,239 --> 00:54:38,440
Speaker 1: living there anymore, but that's where always. The after party

1027
00:54:38,440 --> 00:54:41,000
Speaker 1: in the pre party before sixth Street was Hey, have

1028
00:54:41,120 --> 00:54:43,600
Speaker 1: you seen my blue tarp that I used to put

1029
00:54:43,600 --> 00:54:47,520
Speaker 1: in the garage? I'm looking for my saiduco. I found

1030
00:54:47,600 --> 00:54:50,759
Speaker 1: this saddle. There was this little thing in it. It's

1031
00:54:50,800 --> 00:54:54,600
Speaker 1: a toy. I don't know what. They don't remember buying

1032
00:54:54,640 --> 00:54:58,719
Speaker 1: all this whip creak? Boy, you guys like I did.

1033
00:54:58,719 --> 00:55:04,799
Speaker 1: Scream You boys a bachelor party and all you want

1034
00:55:04,840 --> 00:55:07,560
Speaker 1: to do is eat ice cream. Sunday you all want

1035
00:55:07,640 --> 00:55:10,920
Speaker 1: some of my granny's coconut cream. Fire down with all

1036
00:55:10,960 --> 00:55:17,400
Speaker 1: this whip cream. Not the whip cream. No, no, Granny,

1037
00:55:17,640 --> 00:55:20,600
Speaker 1: don't go over the whip green. It's been all over

1038
00:55:20,640 --> 00:55:27,440
Speaker 1: the girls. No, not that whip cream game. Looky, what

1039
00:55:27,640 --> 00:55:32,160
Speaker 1: is this it's a Is this a whip somebody? I

1040
00:55:32,320 --> 00:55:34,560
Speaker 1: think a couple of cowboys must have come to your

1041
00:55:34,600 --> 00:55:40,879
Speaker 1: party because there's a saddle and a whip here. I

1042
00:55:40,920 --> 00:55:42,880
Speaker 1: have you guys seen Tom Brady's pictures of him in

1043
00:55:42,920 --> 00:55:46,560
Speaker 1: the Buccaneers uniform? Dude, what are you? What are you

1044
00:55:46,640 --> 00:55:49,160
Speaker 1: showing that? This guy's throwing rocks at cars? So this

1045
00:55:49,200 --> 00:55:54,520
Speaker 1: car turns around, Oh runs them, over runs them over. Man,

1046
00:55:54,520 --> 00:55:56,480
Speaker 1: that's like call of duty. But what about the Brady

1047
00:55:56,480 --> 00:55:58,960
Speaker 1: in the jersey? Dude, he looks like a winner. I'm

1048
00:55:59,000 --> 00:56:00,960
Speaker 1: on the bus, he looks like a winner. Coach is

1049
00:56:01,000 --> 00:56:03,120
Speaker 1: just a jersey. I've heard experts say ten and six,

1050
00:56:03,239 --> 00:56:05,799
Speaker 1: nothing more, nothing less, Like I don't know what their

1051
00:56:05,800 --> 00:56:07,799
Speaker 1: record is gonna be. Man, it made me see this

1052
00:56:07,840 --> 00:56:10,120
Speaker 1: picture look and I always see his picture and I

1053
00:56:10,160 --> 00:56:12,840
Speaker 1: want to see what that's Okay. First off, that's a

1054
00:56:12,840 --> 00:56:18,960
Speaker 1: cartoon because it's a monogram. You ever heard of? Touch up? Coach?

1055
00:56:19,760 --> 00:56:22,480
Speaker 1: That's not That's not the dude I saw in my

1056
00:56:22,560 --> 00:56:27,960
Speaker 1: TV freaking slicing balls left and right. That's not the

1057
00:56:28,000 --> 00:56:30,440
Speaker 1: same guy I was telling you. Man, him in the

1058
00:56:30,520 --> 00:56:34,680
Speaker 1: uniform makes what is wrong with you? Looking on? Suck

1059
00:56:34,760 --> 00:56:36,319
Speaker 1: on that? Like? I thought it was gonna look weird.

1060
00:56:36,320 --> 00:56:37,879
Speaker 1: But I'm like, dang all a sudden, the bucks look

1061
00:56:37,960 --> 00:56:41,000
Speaker 1: real talking about Tom Brady when the number twelve bucks

1062
00:56:41,080 --> 00:56:43,800
Speaker 1: Jersey coach who cares what? He looks just like Maddie

1063
00:56:43,800 --> 00:56:45,960
Speaker 1: Ice and Maddie I sucks coach on Sims. He's been

1064
00:56:46,000 --> 00:56:51,480
Speaker 1: wearing that jersey for two months. No, hey, speaking of Hey,

1065
00:56:51,520 --> 00:56:54,080
Speaker 1: your boy got maddened last night? It was on sale.

1066
00:56:54,160 --> 00:56:57,640
Speaker 1: You did, Oh, oh, someone wants to play with you.

1067
00:56:57,719 --> 00:57:00,080
Speaker 1: It was on sale for fifteen dollars. Boys and that

1068
00:57:00,200 --> 00:57:05,160
Speaker 1: cowboys look good? They have do they have? Do they

1069
00:57:05,160 --> 00:57:09,120
Speaker 1: have Zeke? They have Zeke Corona, they have Frederick, which

1070
00:57:09,160 --> 00:57:11,120
Speaker 1: is not gonna be there. Next is Zeke running in

1071
00:57:11,120 --> 00:57:13,239
Speaker 1: the sim with a mask on? Yeah, because he's got

1072
00:57:13,239 --> 00:57:15,719
Speaker 1: Corona right now he should be on the bench. No,

1073
00:57:15,840 --> 00:57:19,280
Speaker 1: it's a game, coach, it's not real life. And NBA

1074
00:57:19,400 --> 00:57:22,480
Speaker 1: two K. The dudes look like everyone, Like all the

1075
00:57:22,560 --> 00:57:25,240
Speaker 1: characters look just like the players Madden. It's like they

1076
00:57:25,280 --> 00:57:26,600
Speaker 1: just didn't give a crap about it. They're like, hey,

1077
00:57:26,720 --> 00:57:28,520
Speaker 1: kind of looks like Jason Garrett. Do you think? Yeah,

1078
00:57:28,800 --> 00:57:30,440
Speaker 1: it's it looks like a fat version of they have

1079
00:57:30,520 --> 00:57:33,160
Speaker 1: Jason Garrett. Jason Garr's not even there coaching sometimes they're

1080
00:57:33,160 --> 00:57:36,800
Speaker 1: a little coaching. They made it last year, coach, don't

1081
00:57:36,800 --> 00:57:39,600
Speaker 1: get mad. Nineteen it'll say that Rabel isn't the coach

1082
00:57:39,640 --> 00:57:41,480
Speaker 1: of the Titans, So you got to play entire season

1083
00:57:41,480 --> 00:57:44,040
Speaker 1: without Rabel is your coach. You can't update that, like

1084
00:57:44,960 --> 00:57:47,080
Speaker 1: because they made the game when they were in the

1085
00:57:47,120 --> 00:57:49,640
Speaker 1: middle of a coaching change. So you literally just had

1086
00:57:49,680 --> 00:57:53,240
Speaker 1: a random generic coach the entire season. It was so frustrating.

1087
00:57:53,280 --> 00:57:56,320
Speaker 1: How does Ceedee Lamb look on your sims? Oh my gosh, dude,

1088
00:57:56,440 --> 00:57:59,400
Speaker 1: Ceedee Lamb almost looks better than Mari Cooper. I'm talking

1089
00:57:59,440 --> 00:58:01,600
Speaker 1: about he looks. You know, it's not real. That's what

1090
00:58:01,640 --> 00:58:03,520
Speaker 1: I picture in my head. You know it's not real though,

1091
00:58:03,760 --> 00:58:06,040
Speaker 1: Just like you said, Tom Brady, these pictures aren't real.

1092
00:58:06,360 --> 00:58:08,480
Speaker 1: They're City Lamb on the it's not real. Then we're

1093
00:58:08,480 --> 00:58:10,720
Speaker 1: all a bunch of idiots. Yes, Eddie, I added you

1094
00:58:10,760 --> 00:58:12,440
Speaker 1: on PS four, it would be cool to play two

1095
00:58:12,520 --> 00:58:15,040
Speaker 1: K or Madden sometimes. I'm twenty seven and a big

1096
00:58:15,040 --> 00:58:18,280
Speaker 1: fan of the show. My name is raw Doghoa. His

1097
00:58:18,360 --> 00:58:21,600
Speaker 1: name is Ronnie. I'm not following raw Dog, raw Dog Dude.

1098
00:58:21,640 --> 00:58:25,640
Speaker 1: He's Ronnie from Pennsylvania. Alright, your wife's like Eddie, I

1099
00:58:25,720 --> 00:58:28,520
Speaker 1: was on your who you're playing with? No, No, it's

1100
00:58:28,560 --> 00:58:30,440
Speaker 1: not Eddie. It's like I'm gonna walk into my boys

1101
00:58:30,520 --> 00:58:32,760
Speaker 1: like it's fun. Dad, I'm playing rod Dog right now.

1102
00:58:34,680 --> 00:58:40,920
Speaker 1: Next we play Betty Boobs. Okay, boy, alright, what a

1103
00:58:40,960 --> 00:58:43,680
Speaker 1: Wednesday Happy hump Day challenge or not? If you guys

1104
00:58:43,680 --> 00:58:46,360
Speaker 1: want kill, probably not gonna watch that. Okay, week out

1105
00:58:46,600 --> 00:58:48,520
Speaker 1: week out from the Bachelor Party. For those of you

1106
00:58:48,600 --> 00:58:52,400
Speaker 1: keep the track it all and it's it's it's slowly deteriorating,

1107
00:58:52,440 --> 00:58:54,760
Speaker 1: but we're gonna ascend and start to build up before

1108
00:58:54,800 --> 00:58:57,760
Speaker 1: the trip of it. I mean, it's I can't believe

1109
00:58:57,760 --> 00:59:00,280
Speaker 1: it's a week out. But the challenge. You say, no

1110
00:59:00,280 --> 00:59:02,320
Speaker 1: one watching? Oh my gosh, that's it. No, no, you

1111
00:59:02,360 --> 00:59:05,640
Speaker 1: say no one watches, right, Scuba Steve, he looked it up.

1112
00:59:05,680 --> 00:59:09,200
Speaker 1: It's the highest rated cable show on Wednesday. He doesn't

1113
00:59:09,200 --> 00:59:11,680
Speaker 1: know what he's talking about. Between nine thousand and one

1114
00:59:11,720 --> 00:59:15,000
Speaker 1: point two million watchers of weeks there you go, Okay,

1115
00:59:15,000 --> 00:59:17,360
Speaker 1: thank you, so people watch it. You're just you're missing out.

1116
00:59:17,480 --> 00:59:20,640
Speaker 1: We're done. I'm done, all right, goodbye everyone, have a

1117
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Speaker 1: great Wednesday. Goodbye,