1 00:00:00,160 --> 00:00:02,880 Speaker 1: One eight hundred d UI away now offering free remote 2 00:00:02,880 --> 00:00:06,280 Speaker 1: consultations by phone or video conference for any criminal offense. 3 00:00:06,360 --> 00:00:08,960 Speaker 1: Trust Brooke, Jeffrey and Jose's friends with a free remote 4 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:12,159 Speaker 1: consultation from Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Visit one eight hundred d 5 00:00:12,200 --> 00:00:17,960 Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call. There's three ladies out there 6 00:00:17,960 --> 00:00:21,680 Speaker 1: who do something special every Monday night. They all hang 7 00:00:21,720 --> 00:00:25,320 Speaker 1: out at one person's place with at least two bottles 8 00:00:25,360 --> 00:00:28,080 Speaker 1: of wine. Why do I not know these ladies? They 9 00:00:28,080 --> 00:00:31,720 Speaker 1: get cozy on the couch and watch a tawdry reality 10 00:00:31,800 --> 00:00:36,240 Speaker 1: show that's somehow still on the air. I'm talking about 11 00:00:36,360 --> 00:00:41,040 Speaker 1: The Bachelor. Apparently the two ladies who are guests thought 12 00:00:41,040 --> 00:00:43,640 Speaker 1: it'd be funny to prank their host because they were 13 00:00:43,640 --> 00:00:46,240 Speaker 1: allowed the other night, and one of the neighbors kicked 14 00:00:46,280 --> 00:00:50,519 Speaker 1: on the wall to tell them. Oh, that's why I 15 00:00:50,680 --> 00:00:53,559 Speaker 1: call as a representative of the apartment to say she 16 00:00:53,760 --> 00:00:58,480 Speaker 1: has crossed the line. Oh, and there will be consequences either. 17 00:00:58,560 --> 00:01:06,880 Speaker 1: Your phone tap right now on the twenties. Hello, Hi, 18 00:01:07,000 --> 00:01:10,320 Speaker 1: this is Oliver from the leasing office at Apartments. Is 19 00:01:10,360 --> 00:01:14,360 Speaker 1: this Joanna I'm speaking with? Yeah? That is hey Joanna. 20 00:01:14,400 --> 00:01:18,360 Speaker 1: How are you doing? I'm good great. What's how can 21 00:01:18,360 --> 00:01:21,320 Speaker 1: I help you? Yeah, so I'm calling because we actually 22 00:01:21,319 --> 00:01:27,760 Speaker 1: got a couple of noise complaints from your neighbors about you. What. Yeah, 23 00:01:27,800 --> 00:01:31,080 Speaker 1: I got a few of them actually, seriously, Yeah, I 24 00:01:31,280 --> 00:01:34,039 Speaker 1: don't know. Apparently it gets pretty rowdy in your unit 25 00:01:34,120 --> 00:01:37,280 Speaker 1: every Monday night after a round eight o'clock. That's what 26 00:01:37,360 --> 00:01:43,640 Speaker 1: I'm seeing here. What No, really, Yeah, got a bunch 27 00:01:43,680 --> 00:01:46,399 Speaker 1: of these complaints. One of your neighbors was curious, I 28 00:01:46,440 --> 00:01:48,480 Speaker 1: guess one of the nights, and they went up and 29 00:01:48,520 --> 00:01:51,680 Speaker 1: actually listened through your door and they heard the reality 30 00:01:51,680 --> 00:01:54,640 Speaker 1: show The Bachelor playing, and I guess you were screaming 31 00:01:54,640 --> 00:02:01,040 Speaker 1: at the tv. So, yeah, I actually watch it every week. 32 00:02:01,360 --> 00:02:02,880 Speaker 1: I have a couple of friends that come over. But 33 00:02:02,960 --> 00:02:05,600 Speaker 1: I didn't think we were being all that loud. I 34 00:02:05,760 --> 00:02:08,880 Speaker 1: thought wrong, We could definitely be more quiet. I'm really 35 00:02:08,919 --> 00:02:12,280 Speaker 1: really sorry. Okay, well, I appreciate you saying that, but 36 00:02:12,360 --> 00:02:14,040 Speaker 1: I am letting you know that at the end of 37 00:02:14,080 --> 00:02:16,600 Speaker 1: your lease, the option to renew will not be available. 38 00:02:17,480 --> 00:02:21,440 Speaker 1: What unfortunately? Yeah, wait a minute, so are you saying 39 00:02:21,440 --> 00:02:24,320 Speaker 1: that just because I've got some noise complaints about watching 40 00:02:24,320 --> 00:02:27,080 Speaker 1: a Bachelor, I can't renew my lease? I mean that 41 00:02:27,120 --> 00:02:30,680 Speaker 1: can't be. It's not really just the noise complaints. We 42 00:02:30,800 --> 00:02:36,600 Speaker 1: just don't tolerate sexist language from our residence. Sexist language, 43 00:02:37,160 --> 00:02:39,800 Speaker 1: what are you even talking about? Well, a few of 44 00:02:39,800 --> 00:02:43,120 Speaker 1: your neighbors overheard you calling the current bachelor a quote 45 00:02:43,800 --> 00:02:51,600 Speaker 1: piece of homemade man meet. Did that happen? Um? And 46 00:02:51,639 --> 00:02:54,760 Speaker 1: then you did some sort of sexual whistle sound like 47 00:02:56,440 --> 00:02:59,200 Speaker 1: are you kidding me? That's not even I mean, like, 48 00:02:59,520 --> 00:03:01,280 Speaker 1: what if I was a man doing it. It's like 49 00:03:01,320 --> 00:03:04,680 Speaker 1: a cat called things. I'm just saying either gender, it's 50 00:03:04,720 --> 00:03:09,320 Speaker 1: not okay. It's offensive and demeaning, and we have standards here. 51 00:03:09,880 --> 00:03:13,000 Speaker 1: I don't even understand, Like it's in the privacy of 52 00:03:13,040 --> 00:03:15,919 Speaker 1: my own apartment. Oh okay, I didn't realize we were 53 00:03:15,960 --> 00:03:20,160 Speaker 1: being that loud, something like a warning or something, because 54 00:03:20,280 --> 00:03:23,280 Speaker 1: I have no problem being quieter. But I have the 55 00:03:23,400 --> 00:03:25,320 Speaker 1: right to say whatever I want, even if you don't 56 00:03:25,320 --> 00:03:27,240 Speaker 1: agree with it. It's not a good look on our 57 00:03:27,280 --> 00:03:30,400 Speaker 1: apartment unit to have residence like you coming in and 58 00:03:30,440 --> 00:03:35,520 Speaker 1: saying all these disgusting things about men, residents like me. Yes, 59 00:03:35,720 --> 00:03:38,520 Speaker 1: like during the cowboy date, there's a complaint that said 60 00:03:38,520 --> 00:03:41,160 Speaker 1: you yelled, oh I wish he'd lasso me and tie 61 00:03:41,240 --> 00:03:45,160 Speaker 1: me up like a little piggy. What I never even 62 00:03:45,280 --> 00:03:48,760 Speaker 1: said that? Well, then, what have you said? I don't know. 63 00:03:48,840 --> 00:03:50,600 Speaker 1: I mean, it's not like I write these things down. 64 00:03:50,680 --> 00:03:52,760 Speaker 1: I mean we're just watching TV. I mean, yeah, like 65 00:03:52,920 --> 00:03:56,440 Speaker 1: you were saying, like we're selling of the TV or Okay, 66 00:03:56,680 --> 00:04:02,080 Speaker 1: they're getting it on in the hot tub. It's like, yeah, baby, 67 00:04:02,240 --> 00:04:04,640 Speaker 1: don't I don't need the replay here, I have it. 68 00:04:04,920 --> 00:04:08,920 Speaker 1: You asked, what the heck? This isn't skin amax. We're 69 00:04:08,920 --> 00:04:11,320 Speaker 1: not getting into that conversation. But I do know that 70 00:04:11,360 --> 00:04:15,320 Speaker 1: you've commented on his spankable dairy air, so what if 71 00:04:15,320 --> 00:04:18,320 Speaker 1: I have. It's not like he was there. I obviously 72 00:04:18,320 --> 00:04:20,440 Speaker 1: would not do that to a real person and make 73 00:04:20,440 --> 00:04:22,680 Speaker 1: a real person feeld out. Oh now, the Bachelor is 74 00:04:22,680 --> 00:04:25,039 Speaker 1: not even a real person anymore, just a piece of 75 00:04:25,080 --> 00:04:27,640 Speaker 1: meat for you to whistle and holler at. You working 76 00:04:27,680 --> 00:04:31,640 Speaker 1: I'm freaking leasing office. When you're judging my morality, I'm 77 00:04:31,680 --> 00:04:33,800 Speaker 1: just saying, if I went in there to collect rent, 78 00:04:34,200 --> 00:04:36,200 Speaker 1: I shouldn't be concerned that your eyes are going to 79 00:04:36,279 --> 00:04:39,599 Speaker 1: be following my spankable dairy air as you objectify me 80 00:04:39,640 --> 00:04:41,960 Speaker 1: all the way to back to the elevator. Dude, it's 81 00:04:42,080 --> 00:04:44,960 Speaker 1: not even like that. This is getting blown so out 82 00:04:44,960 --> 00:04:47,719 Speaker 1: of proportion right now. Oh, like I said, the decision 83 00:04:47,760 --> 00:04:50,840 Speaker 1: has been made. The renewal option will not be available. 84 00:04:51,040 --> 00:04:54,240 Speaker 1: Oh my god, and your sexist, horned up friends Caitlin 85 00:04:54,320 --> 00:04:57,559 Speaker 1: and Amanda are not allowed back in the building. Wait, 86 00:04:59,040 --> 00:05:01,440 Speaker 1: how do you even I didn't tell you their names. 87 00:05:01,800 --> 00:05:04,320 Speaker 1: They actually just gave me their names when they submitted 88 00:05:04,360 --> 00:05:06,200 Speaker 1: a request to do a prank call on you over 89 00:05:06,240 --> 00:05:10,719 Speaker 1: the radio. Yeah, because I'm not really from the leasing office, 90 00:05:10,760 --> 00:05:13,320 Speaker 1: I'm from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, 91 00:05:13,360 --> 00:05:16,000 Speaker 1: and I'm doing a phone tap on you, you sexist. 92 00:05:17,880 --> 00:05:20,159 Speaker 1: Oh my god, are you glad to be kidding me? 93 00:05:20,680 --> 00:05:24,320 Speaker 1: I'm serious. I'm sorry, but your friends Caitlin and Amanda 94 00:05:24,440 --> 00:05:27,640 Speaker 1: set you up for this. They said that you guys 95 00:05:27,640 --> 00:05:29,520 Speaker 1: do a watch party for The Bachelor every week, and 96 00:05:29,560 --> 00:05:32,200 Speaker 1: one of the neighbors actually knocked on your wall because 97 00:05:32,200 --> 00:05:38,000 Speaker 1: you guys got so loud. Oh my gods, but seriously spankable, 98 00:05:38,160 --> 00:05:42,800 Speaker 1: dairy air, homemade piece of man meat. Okay, I'm sick 99 00:05:42,880 --> 00:05:45,800 Speaker 1: from I'm not saying that anymore. Don't get in trouble, 100 00:05:45,839 --> 00:05:48,440 Speaker 1: all right, We'll let you renew. Go watch your dirty 101 00:05:48,480 --> 00:05:54,160 Speaker 1: hot tub videos by yourself. Okay, okay, there you go 102 00:05:56,400 --> 00:06:01,599 Speaker 1: up every morning with Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.