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Speaker 1: It is time to ask the CLO our chief Love Officer,

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Speaker 1: Steve Harvey. All right, this is from Corey and Sunrise.

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Speaker 1: Corey writes, when my husband and I go out to eat,

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Speaker 1: he orders for me, and he eats most of my food.

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Speaker 1: I end up eating really really fast, so I can

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Speaker 1: beat him to it. I'm sick of it. How do

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Speaker 1: I stop him from doing it?

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Speaker 2: Well, why don't you just order your own?

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Speaker 3: Let him order for the both of you, and then

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Speaker 3: you order your own, and that way, when he eat

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Speaker 3: yours and his, that's really what he eating is his?

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Speaker 2: Is he just see what a man orders.

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Speaker 3: Too on trees is because he's not sure. So what

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Speaker 3: he wants to do is get some of both. But

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Speaker 3: that's both is yours. So what you do is let

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Speaker 3: him order and then add yours to it, and then

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Speaker 3: you solve the problem. He's getting problem solve Now it's gonna.

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Speaker 4: Be expensive, right, little Percy, right?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Tree?

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Speaker 4: Three outs three, three out of yes.

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Speaker 2: Now, I do it all the time time.

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Speaker 3: I order two entres all the time because if I

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Speaker 3: can't make up my mind, you know, I'll do it

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Speaker 3: all the time. Yeah, all right, Oh, I look at

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Speaker 3: the appetizer menu and if the appetizer got that on

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Speaker 3: that that's an entree too.

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Speaker 2: Then I just get the appetized, you know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, all right, all right.

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Speaker 1: Moving on to Tamala and fort Worth says money, my

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Speaker 1: dad's new wife.

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Speaker 2: You gotta get to the next one.

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Speaker 3: Go ahead, move for it, surely, just go ahead.

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Speaker 2: And I didn't move for him.

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Speaker 4: Either. Tamala and fort Worth.

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Speaker 1: All right, Tamala writes, my dad's new wife was in

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Speaker 1: jail for shoplifting years ago. My husband can't control himself

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Speaker 1: with the jokes, and he already said, we're locking up

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Speaker 1: our valuable valuables. When they come over for Thanksgiving? Should

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Speaker 1: I uninvite them? So my husband will stop?

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Speaker 2: No, come home.

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Speaker 3: I want to hear the rest of the joke. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: let him through here in his house. Hey, you can't

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Speaker 3: sit over there, too close, too close, that's a crystal

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Speaker 3: last tray.

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Speaker 2: Move over a little bit. Let me see you. We

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Speaker 2: need you to take these two spoons and click them

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Speaker 2: together the whole time you hear.

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Speaker 4: We need to hear where you at.

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Speaker 2: We need to hear where you at. The old tag

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Speaker 2: terrib Hey, Hey, why are you going in another room? No? No,

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Speaker 2: we all in here. I gotta use the bad through. Okay, Well,

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Speaker 2: let me know when you need some tarlet tissue, because

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Speaker 2: I took out. Can't trust it with that either.

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Speaker 4: So should she uninvite them? That's what she wants to do.

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Speaker 2: No, hell, let you let your husband. Let do hell,

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Speaker 2: I need you to shake these tic TACs the whole

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Speaker 2: time you in this house. Shake these tik tack all right.

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Speaker 4: Moving on to Carter and Hartford. Carter Wrights.

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Speaker 1: I can't get my wife off her phone at night

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Speaker 1: while we're in bed. Immediately after sex, she's back on TikTok,

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Speaker 1: looking at videos and giggling. My forty four year old

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Speaker 1: wife is like a teenager. Now, would I be wrong

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Speaker 1: to demand that she stays off her phone in bed?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, go ahead try that? Yeah yeah,

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Speaker 2: go home?

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Speaker 4: Demand go ahead, demand your wife to do something.

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Speaker 1: How do you do that?

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Speaker 2: I tried a couple of times. I stopped.

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Speaker 4: What did you say?

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Speaker 2: Oh no, there's some.

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Speaker 4: Stupid that part.

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Speaker 2: I didn't think it was stupid, but you know, when

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Speaker 2: she explained it to me.

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Speaker 4: You realized the stupid category.

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Speaker 3: So I don't I don't make no demands. I give

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Speaker 3: suggestions and nil let it, let her think it's her idea.

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Speaker 4: Oh, that's what women do all the time.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I've been doing that.

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Speaker 3: Now we just learning that one. And you got to

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Speaker 3: be a smart man to learn that. But most of

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Speaker 3: me and still ain't there yet.

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Speaker 4: All right, all right, last one, guys, This is the

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Speaker 4: last one. Celo. This is from Onyx in Jacksonville.

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

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Speaker 4: On to Marsonville rights.

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Speaker 1: I purposely went on a date at a place that

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Speaker 1: my ex boyfriend hangs out. It got his attention, and

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Speaker 1: now we're dating again. I heard that he's still seeing

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Speaker 1: another girl too. Is he back with me because he

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Speaker 1: wants me or because he was jealous?

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Speaker 3: No, he back with you because he can't see. You

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Speaker 3: didn't really go over there to make him jealous. You

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Speaker 3: went over there to see if you could get him back.

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Speaker 3: So you got to understand the reason for this. And

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Speaker 3: so guess what when you went over there, Now y'all

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Speaker 3: back dating, that was your whole reason for going over there.

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Speaker 3: It wasn't to make him jealous. It was to see

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Speaker 3: if you could get him back. Now he got you back,

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Speaker 3: but now he got another girl. Yeah, because guess what,

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Speaker 3: that ain't part of the new deal. All you wanted

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Speaker 3: was for him to get you back. So now he

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Speaker 3: got you back and her You stupid?

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Speaker 4: What happened to the date that she was on?

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Speaker 3: The date was just a decoy to get him over there.

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Speaker 3: She purposely went to a club where he hang out

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Speaker 3: to see if she still if he still wanted her.

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Speaker 2: He did.

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Speaker 3: Now they dating again, but she here he still he

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Speaker 3: got another girl. Dum, you went over there to go back.

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Speaker 3: You gotta understand why y'all broke up in the first place.

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Speaker 3: It was probably cause of the other girl. Now you

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Speaker 3: done take your ignorant behind over there, and now you

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Speaker 3: the other woman this time?

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Speaker 2: H Now she didne went from one to two.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, just like that, instantly.

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Speaker 2: I don't know your number. No, you know when she.

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Speaker 1: Heard sing the other girl who told her that, probably Neo.

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Speaker 2: The singer.

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Speaker 4: Got more than one.

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Speaker 2: You know, he got somebody else.

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Speaker 3: Leo is a dope songwriter. Thor he wrote a cold

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Speaker 3: country song.

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Speaker 2: Oh Nel is talent?

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Speaker 1: Did you did you see when a guy he was

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Speaker 1: performing Neo wasn't.

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Speaker 4: A guy from the audience came up on stage and

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Speaker 4: him real singing, didn't miss a beat. You saw that

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Speaker 4: I did it on social media.

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Speaker 2: That guy jumped up there.

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Speaker 1: With one hand and kept on singing, had the mic

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Speaker 1: on the other hand and just kept on singing.

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Speaker 2: Y'all gonna put running up on the stages. That's not

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Speaker 2: a good idea.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, what what happened at a comedy show?

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Speaker 2: That happened with y'all?

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Speaker 3: Who? Man?

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Speaker 2: Somebody ran up on j Anthony Brown. He took the

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Speaker 2: butter that that Mike's dead and knocked him smooth out.

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Speaker 4: Wow, And Jay I was there that night like that.

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Speaker 3: That's all you saw the base of the Yeah, in

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Speaker 3: the base base of that Mike's stand put it dead

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Speaker 3: in his forehead.

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Speaker 2: Jay told him not to come up there. I just

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Speaker 2: met Jay, hadn't known him that long.

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Speaker 3: We were friends, though, so it was finn to be

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Speaker 3: a full blown fight because I had nothing to lose.

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Speaker 3: I had no money. You could see me in. I

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Speaker 3: didn't even have to come to yeah twenty eight. I

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Speaker 3: ain't had no money for court or nothing. I was

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Speaker 3: on the road.

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Speaker 2: I'm not I'm not making a quart appearance.

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Speaker 3: When it was three years on the run, I would

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Speaker 3: make a quarter appearance, and I'm on the lamb behind that.

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Speaker 4: You're listening, Steve Hardy morning show,