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Speaker 1: There might be something that you're doing on a daily

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Speaker 1: basis that you inherited from your parents, and it's something

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Speaker 1: It's the Jewil Show. That's not the genetic thing. But

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Speaker 1: where'd you learned to do this? Yeah? And he goes,

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Speaker 1: I learned it from watching you. Well. The scientists did

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Speaker 1: some sciencing recently. They liked doing sciencing. Where's doing it? Yep?

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Speaker 1: And they found that fifty three percent of people have

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Speaker 1: inherited snacking habits from their parents. Bad snacking habits from

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Speaker 1: I'm not a big cookie fan. Again, I had a

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Speaker 1: know people people like snack foods. Yeah, I do like

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Speaker 1: But when we first got together and we're just dating,

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Speaker 1: so delicious. Talking about it to study, fifty three percent

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Speaker 1: Oh they're okay. I don't like pretzels Okay, too salty.

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Speaker 1: What's your favorite snack food? People get very passionate about

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Speaker 1: hi Fabian. I'm calling in regards to the overdue hamster.

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Speaker 1: I got a hamster from my son from y'all right,

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Speaker 1: well I didn't do that. I purchased the hamster'na go

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Speaker 1: I thought you could called yourself a pet store. Well,

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Speaker 1: we do sell other things, food and leashes, and all

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Speaker 1: Boggles my mind that you would charge twenty dollars a

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Speaker 1: clear that this is a rental I do I do agree.

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Speaker 1: good deal coming through us. But I've got an eight

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Speaker 1: so I'm going to need it in here pretty quick,

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Speaker 1: unless you want to break an eight year old's heart

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Speaker 1: who's waiting for us to deliver a hamster for a

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Speaker 1: If you want this hamster, you're gonna have to come

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Speaker 1: and take it from Okay. Oh goody. I was hoping

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Speaker 1: coming and collecting animals from deadbeats like you who won't

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Speaker 1: return them when they rent them. What is wrong? That's right.

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Speaker 1: don't want to with Cuckoo. Oh what kind of twisted

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Speaker 1: I don't even know what that means. You weird. Polly

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Speaker 1: want an eyeball? What I said, Polly want an eyeball

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Speaker 1: the fact that I'm going to show up with Cuckoo.

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Speaker 1: My attack parent, and he's gonna peck your eyes out.

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Speaker 1: Polly want a cracker? No, Polly want an eyeball. Oh

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Speaker 1: my god, you are such a thick. I can't believe

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Speaker 1: a ridiculous scam. You shouldn't be renting pet to people. Okay, finely,

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Speaker 1: What yeah, this is actually Jewel from the Jewel Show

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Speaker 1: We say mornings on the twenties the Jebil Show on

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Speaker 1: so what's up, Brandy? How are you hi? You know,

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Speaker 1: you guys have been for a month and then all

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Speaker 1: pretty much for the last three weeks or so, I mean,

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Speaker 1: You're ready to go? Okay? Yeah's good? Okay, here we go. Hello, Hi, man,

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Speaker 1: could just break up with her, now, why would you

420
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Speaker 1: do it after your birthday? Because she gives a really

421
00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:06,679
Speaker 1: good presents. Okay, you just want to get the present

422
00:23:06,800 --> 00:23:09,680
Speaker 1: and then break up with No. I know, I told

423
00:23:09,720 --> 00:23:13,360
Speaker 1: you it's thirty We don't judge people a lot here,

424
00:23:13,400 --> 00:23:17,040
Speaker 1: but that is quite shallowing. We don't judge people unless

425
00:23:17,040 --> 00:23:19,639
Speaker 1: they need to judged, and this sounds like a situation

426
00:23:19,720 --> 00:23:23,880
Speaker 1: that could call for some judging. And I just I

427
00:23:23,920 --> 00:23:26,520
Speaker 1: feel like if I did break up with her afterwards,

428
00:23:26,840 --> 00:23:29,119
Speaker 1: but you know, after my birthday, then I'd have to

429
00:23:29,160 --> 00:23:34,080
Speaker 1: wait thirty days. Seem like a complete jerk. You should

430
00:23:34,080 --> 00:23:36,800
Speaker 1: do it directly after she gives you the present. Thank you?

431
00:23:36,840 --> 00:23:38,840
Speaker 1: All right, I don't want me together anymorew for my birthday?

432
00:23:38,840 --> 00:23:40,919
Speaker 1: I want to break up right after you get it.

433
00:23:41,560 --> 00:23:44,600
Speaker 1: Do you have any other options for your birthday? Though?

434
00:23:44,640 --> 00:23:47,080
Speaker 1: Like you're dating her for a year now. If you

435
00:23:47,160 --> 00:23:50,160
Speaker 1: broke up with her before your birthday, is there anybody

436
00:23:50,320 --> 00:24:02,600
Speaker 1: anybody on the back burner? Right? Um? I'm not well, okay,

437
00:24:02,640 --> 00:24:09,119
Speaker 1: nothing's happened. I'm not a cheater. Um, but like we became,

438
00:24:09,240 --> 00:24:14,000
Speaker 1: like we got friends on Facebook and um an Instagram,

439
00:24:14,320 --> 00:24:17,640
Speaker 1: and like we've kind of been like liking each other's photos,

440
00:24:17,640 --> 00:24:19,720
Speaker 1: but like she doesn't like any of the ones that

441
00:24:20,400 --> 00:24:24,360
Speaker 1: are with my girlfriends in it with me, and like

442
00:24:25,440 --> 00:24:31,240
Speaker 1: she's cute and and so you might hit her up maybe,

443
00:24:31,440 --> 00:24:35,480
Speaker 1: you know, I might. You can't until after your single,

444
00:24:35,640 --> 00:24:39,000
Speaker 1: Wait till your single, wait till your single? Yeah yeah, no, no, no,

445
00:24:39,040 --> 00:24:41,560
Speaker 1: I I definitely hang out one second, because I think

446
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Speaker 1: you need some of this here, you know, ah go

447
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Speaker 1: you know ah course, no, not the part that I'm

448
00:24:53,119 --> 00:24:56,480
Speaker 1: thinking though coming up? Oh, I know coming up? You

449
00:24:56,520 --> 00:25:08,240
Speaker 1: need a little bit of this. Hey sex, she likes it,

450
00:25:08,320 --> 00:25:12,440
Speaker 1: she laughed. Okay, anyway, that was a long way to

451
00:25:12,480 --> 00:25:15,240
Speaker 1: go to make that job. But I did did you

452
00:25:15,240 --> 00:25:17,000
Speaker 1: say that you had a question. I was just trying

453
00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:18,560
Speaker 1: to set up a way to play birthday sex. What

454
00:25:18,600 --> 00:25:21,879
Speaker 1: do you think you're gonna do before or after? Okay,

455
00:25:22,119 --> 00:25:25,040
Speaker 1: you got me thinking about that, cute girl. Yeah, and

456
00:25:25,040 --> 00:25:28,439
Speaker 1: then just more time, yolo, might as well break up,

457
00:25:28,520 --> 00:25:30,199
Speaker 1: just go find people you actually want to hang out with.

458
00:25:31,760 --> 00:25:34,720
Speaker 1: And also, like I just realized too, like if she

459
00:25:34,720 --> 00:25:36,960
Speaker 1: gets me that present, like I'm going to remember her

460
00:25:37,520 --> 00:25:41,520
Speaker 1: right right. Also as you're gonna be spending your birthday

461
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Speaker 1: with her, another birthday with her instead of like maybe

462
00:25:44,200 --> 00:25:45,920
Speaker 1: somebody else that you would want to Yeah, that would

463
00:25:45,920 --> 00:25:51,359
Speaker 1: bring you happiness, that's true, and a little bit of

464
00:25:51,400 --> 00:25:54,200
Speaker 1: that there you go that you actually want. Yeah, I

465
00:25:54,280 --> 00:25:57,760
Speaker 1: don't have boring birthday sex. Fun, have fun birthday sex.

466
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Speaker 1: So can you follow up us and let us no? Yeah? Yeah,

467
00:26:02,960 --> 00:26:05,840
Speaker 1: definitely all right girl? If I if I play that

468
00:26:05,880 --> 00:26:11,320
Speaker 1: song for you? Yes, thank you for telling us your

469
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Speaker 1: little happy early birthday. Thank you, Bye bye? What's your

470
00:26:17,480 --> 00:26:22,840
Speaker 1: dirty little secret? Did Jebel show? On demand? And Welcome

471
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Speaker 1: to the i n N, The Idiot News Network where

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Speaker 1: idiots aren't just in the news for Tuesday. I'm jewel fresh,

473
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Speaker 1: and I may be bad at a lot of things,

474
00:26:32,400 --> 00:26:34,160
Speaker 1: but if you hang out for a second, I'll cure

475
00:26:34,200 --> 00:26:37,360
Speaker 1: your hiccups. So I might be good for something. More

476
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Speaker 1: on that in just a second. But first, let's meet

477
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Speaker 1: the idiots. I'm all ex fresh, and I'm all over

478
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Speaker 1: the place because I have to poop, and I wasn't

479
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Speaker 1: prepared for this. I don't know what to say for

480
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Speaker 1: my headline, but all I have to say about it,

481
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Speaker 1: I guess I came to my mind was you're gonna

482
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Speaker 1: want to stick around because I'm gonna explain something to you. Guys.

483
00:26:50,680 --> 00:26:53,080
Speaker 1: It's gonna blow some of your ever loving minds. Okay,

484
00:26:53,160 --> 00:26:55,600
Speaker 1: does the poop have anything to do with the story? No?

485
00:26:55,720 --> 00:26:57,800
Speaker 1: I just have to poop. Okay, I bet I did

486
00:26:58,040 --> 00:27:00,480
Speaker 1: probably blow somebody finds like what? All right, well, let's

487
00:27:00,480 --> 00:27:02,640
Speaker 1: get through the stories quickly. With the English Evan, I'm English, Heavan,

488
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Speaker 1: And since I spoke about something on the I n N,

489
00:27:04,560 --> 00:27:08,360
Speaker 1: it's popularity has skyrocketed, showing that I am an influencer.

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Speaker 1: All right, hear what? Those stories aren't? Just before your

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Speaker 1: least story that day in the nd Eedio newstwork as

492
00:27:14,160 --> 00:27:16,880
Speaker 1: they report the news. Yes, that's true, I can cure

493
00:27:16,920 --> 00:27:20,960
Speaker 1: your hiccups. Actually, scientists still don't know really why hiccups exist,

494
00:27:21,480 --> 00:27:23,880
Speaker 1: but they have found a way that is ninety two

495
00:27:23,880 --> 00:27:26,720
Speaker 1: percent effective every single time of carrying a hiccup. So

496
00:27:26,760 --> 00:27:29,560
Speaker 1: it's not drinking upside down or a spoonful of sugar

497
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Speaker 1: the breath. We're holding your breath. There's a new L

498
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Speaker 1: shaped straw called the Hicckaway, and scientists found it's effective

499
00:27:36,160 --> 00:27:38,280
Speaker 1: ninety two percent of the time at currying your hiccups.

500
00:27:38,280 --> 00:27:40,520
Speaker 1: Oh wow, you can get it for fifteen bucks on Amazon.

501
00:27:41,880 --> 00:27:44,600
Speaker 1: Plug on Amazon. Say they need it? All right, This

502
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Speaker 1: is the i NN, the Idiot News Network where eighties

503
00:27:46,760 --> 00:27:49,480
Speaker 1: are just in the news. For our next story, let's

504
00:27:49,480 --> 00:27:51,640
Speaker 1: send it on over they Alex Fresh. He's on location

505
00:27:51,960 --> 00:27:54,640
Speaker 1: in a bathroom stall, or at least wanting to be. No,

506
00:27:55,480 --> 00:27:59,359
Speaker 1: I'm trying to find some condoms for Nick Cannon. Oh,

507
00:27:59,400 --> 00:28:06,480
Speaker 1: condoms for Cannon is condons for Cannon? Because this You

508
00:28:06,520 --> 00:28:08,199
Speaker 1: want to say something but you can't say it on

509
00:28:08,280 --> 00:28:10,719
Speaker 1: the radio. And okay, sorry. First of all, he has

510
00:28:10,760 --> 00:28:13,480
Speaker 1: seven kids now seven right, and he's announced three in

511
00:28:13,520 --> 00:28:17,480
Speaker 1: the last six months. Okay, it started with Maria Carey.

512
00:28:17,600 --> 00:28:19,719
Speaker 1: He had twins with her, and then another one, and

513
00:28:19,760 --> 00:28:23,080
Speaker 1: then another one, and then another set of twins, and

514
00:28:23,160 --> 00:28:26,000
Speaker 1: now his second set of twins, Jess, were born. Six

515
00:28:26,040 --> 00:28:29,560
Speaker 1: days later, he announced another woman he keeps he marries

516
00:28:29,760 --> 00:28:32,080
Speaker 1: no and I feel like he has seven kids by

517
00:28:32,080 --> 00:28:34,520
Speaker 1: five girls. Wow. I know you guys are confused. I'm

518
00:28:34,520 --> 00:28:35,959
Speaker 1: all over the place because I wasn't prepared for this,

519
00:28:36,119 --> 00:28:39,240
Speaker 1: right right. Having to poop doesn't help. It doesn't. And

520
00:28:39,720 --> 00:28:41,720
Speaker 1: I'm going to say a stat right, somebody's mind is

521
00:28:41,760 --> 00:28:44,080
Speaker 1: going to be blorn right now because Nick Cannon, he's

522
00:28:44,080 --> 00:28:46,720
Speaker 1: seven kids, three in the last six months. That means

523
00:28:47,120 --> 00:28:49,680
Speaker 1: a man can get somebody pregnant every single day of

524
00:28:49,720 --> 00:28:51,960
Speaker 1: the year. A woman can get pregnant one time a year.

525
00:28:52,520 --> 00:28:54,520
Speaker 1: So why is there not worth control for men? Why

526
00:28:54,600 --> 00:28:57,680
Speaker 1: is it on the woman? I would love? Because literally, dude,

527
00:28:57,880 --> 00:29:00,120
Speaker 1: think about it. A man can get a lot of

528
00:29:00,120 --> 00:29:03,520
Speaker 1: women pregnant every single day, yeah, and a woman can

529
00:29:03,560 --> 00:29:06,000
Speaker 1: only get pregnant one time a year. There's got to

530
00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:09,160
Speaker 1: be something. There's somebody out there, some scientists, some smart

531
00:29:09,240 --> 00:29:13,320
Speaker 1: person that knows what to do for men's birth control.

532
00:29:13,360 --> 00:29:15,120
Speaker 1: They've tried to come out with a pill before and

533
00:29:15,160 --> 00:29:17,920
Speaker 1: then for some reasons. Fifteen thousand things for women for

534
00:29:17,960 --> 00:29:20,880
Speaker 1: birth control, and there's not one for man besides condoms

535
00:29:20,880 --> 00:29:24,520
Speaker 1: that don't That isn't really you know, it's yeah, yeah, yeah,

536
00:29:24,760 --> 00:29:26,480
Speaker 1: but what if you want to have kids? What if

537
00:29:26,480 --> 00:29:29,560
Speaker 1: you don't want it, you can't? Come on, isn't there

538
00:29:29,600 --> 00:29:32,120
Speaker 1: something better than that? Usually guys get snipped when they

539
00:29:32,120 --> 00:29:33,880
Speaker 1: don't want any more kids. Literally, they're not going to

540
00:29:33,920 --> 00:29:35,400
Speaker 1: go do it for birth control. They do it when

541
00:29:35,400 --> 00:29:37,040
Speaker 1: they don't want more kids. So you're saying Nick Cannon

542
00:29:37,120 --> 00:29:39,400
Speaker 1: should be sold on, So it is it is good

543
00:29:39,400 --> 00:29:42,920
Speaker 1: for birth control, Yeah, when you don't want any more kids. True? Yeah,

544
00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:47,240
Speaker 1: So what can guys do besides condoms and getting snipped? Literally,

545
00:29:47,280 --> 00:29:50,320
Speaker 1: women are inserted, have to take pills, have all these things,

546
00:29:50,360 --> 00:29:52,640
Speaker 1: but nobody focuses on the man who can get so

547
00:29:52,680 --> 00:29:55,160
Speaker 1: many women problems for every single day. I've thought for

548
00:29:55,240 --> 00:29:57,600
Speaker 1: years they should come up with an option, the pill

549
00:29:57,640 --> 00:30:01,040
Speaker 1: thing for guy's bad idea, Right, we're terrible, schedules, something

550
00:30:01,080 --> 00:30:03,320
Speaker 1: implanted in y'all. If there was something they would put

551
00:30:03,320 --> 00:30:05,000
Speaker 1: in my body that can make it so there was

552
00:30:05,040 --> 00:30:06,840
Speaker 1: no chance I would have a kid, Absolutely I would

553
00:30:06,840 --> 00:30:09,120
Speaker 1: do it would you do it? Evan? Um, I don't know.

554
00:30:09,240 --> 00:30:12,840
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you want we go true childbirth. I

555
00:30:12,840 --> 00:30:14,480
Speaker 1: would love to wear an ID and there's a lot

556
00:30:14,520 --> 00:30:16,400
Speaker 1: of guys out there who don't want to wear protection

557
00:30:16,800 --> 00:30:18,360
Speaker 1: to wear it, okay, Yeah, I would love to have

558
00:30:18,400 --> 00:30:20,680
Speaker 1: an IUD. If there was enough money into that product,

559
00:30:20,720 --> 00:30:23,360
Speaker 1: they would have trying to figure out how to market

560
00:30:23,360 --> 00:30:25,480
Speaker 1: it because you can't market it to dudes because it's

561
00:30:25,520 --> 00:30:27,680
Speaker 1: been this way for so long that will take it

562
00:30:27,760 --> 00:30:29,400
Speaker 1: there are. They just got to figure out how to

563
00:30:29,400 --> 00:30:31,520
Speaker 1: market I know exactly how you could market it where

564
00:30:31,520 --> 00:30:34,040
Speaker 1: guys would actually be like, all right, yeah, I'm on board. Yeah,

565
00:30:34,040 --> 00:30:36,880
Speaker 1: it's so when you don't use a condom, well, yes,

566
00:30:37,160 --> 00:30:39,120
Speaker 1: there you go that as well. It's a good one. Yeah.

567
00:30:39,360 --> 00:30:42,239
Speaker 1: And here's a perfect commercial to get guys to use

568
00:30:42,280 --> 00:30:44,520
Speaker 1: an IUD if there was out there. You show a

569
00:30:44,520 --> 00:30:46,920
Speaker 1: bunch of guys out at a bar having fun, right,

570
00:30:47,640 --> 00:30:51,480
Speaker 1: and then eventually one of them is going to look

571
00:30:51,600 --> 00:30:55,040
Speaker 1: very serious and go, dude, I missed him. Tim should

572
00:30:55,080 --> 00:30:56,960
Speaker 1: be here with this right now. I'm missing But Tim

573
00:30:57,000 --> 00:31:00,760
Speaker 1: has a kid. You got to the punchline. You're keep going,

574
00:31:00,840 --> 00:31:04,800
Speaker 1: keep going, keep going. Okay, then the other guy goes, yeah, man,

575
00:31:04,800 --> 00:31:07,640
Speaker 1: Tim should be here with us. Does Tim have a kid?

576
00:31:09,280 --> 00:31:11,640
Speaker 1: The point was its supposed to sound like maybe Tim died,

577
00:31:11,800 --> 00:31:14,080
Speaker 1: but yes, Tim had a kid. Now Tim can't come

578
00:31:14,080 --> 00:31:16,280
Speaker 1: out because tim social life is dead and it wouldn't

579
00:31:16,280 --> 00:31:17,560
Speaker 1: be dead if he didn't have a kid and he

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Speaker 1: had an I d thank you for ruining my joke.

581
00:31:19,880 --> 00:31:23,360
Speaker 1: I didn't I didn't even do my story. You know,

582
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Speaker 1: we don't have time now too much. Also, you ruin

583
00:31:26,280 --> 00:31:28,400
Speaker 1: my joke a second time, and I cannot have that.

584
00:31:28,440 --> 00:31:31,720
Speaker 1: I cannot have my punchline ruined twice in the same secontally.

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00:31:31,760 --> 00:31:36,760
Speaker 1: Fair enough, yo job, you're about to lose, yo job.

586
00:31:37,320 --> 00:31:43,000
Speaker 1: You're about to lose yoke job. Nothing text in by

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Speaker 1: the way, four one six one. If you're a dude,

588
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Speaker 1: would you take would you put something in your body

589
00:31:47,320 --> 00:31:48,920
Speaker 1: or wear something that would make it so you couldn't

590
00:31:48,960 --> 00:31:50,520
Speaker 1: have kids? All right? This is that was the I

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Speaker 1: n N, The Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just

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Speaker 1: in the news. In tomorrow the same time for another

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Speaker 1: hard report. This is I n N The Jebil Show

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Speaker 1: on demand. It's another Jebil phone frame Mornings twenty. Hello,

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Speaker 1: it's a great day, Cable. This is Pete Eakins. I

596
00:32:16,520 --> 00:32:21,400
Speaker 1: was looking for Olivia. This is she. Hi, Olivia, how

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Speaker 1: are you. I'm good. We understand that you're having issues

598
00:32:25,480 --> 00:32:29,240
Speaker 1: with your wireless internet to your WiFi. Yeah, I mean

599
00:32:29,400 --> 00:32:31,760
Speaker 1: we're in a pandemic. Who doesn't need Wi Fi right now?

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Speaker 1: It is super slow and it's been like this for

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00:32:35,240 --> 00:32:39,520
Speaker 1: a couple of months now, right, Yeah, and finally caught

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00:32:39,560 --> 00:32:42,160
Speaker 1: me back. Okay, Well, yeah, it was a little confused

603
00:32:42,160 --> 00:32:45,000
Speaker 1: because I read your complaint about how your WiFi is slow,

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00:32:45,200 --> 00:32:49,920
Speaker 1: and I'm assuming you got our notice three months ago

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00:32:50,120 --> 00:32:55,520
Speaker 1: about the WiFi in your area. No, what's the notice? Well,

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00:32:55,560 --> 00:32:59,120
Speaker 1: the notice was that we've reassigned some Wi Fi, so

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00:32:59,320 --> 00:33:02,400
Speaker 1: your services is going to be just slower from now once.

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00:33:03,520 --> 00:33:08,520
Speaker 1: Why wait a minute, what does that mean reassigned WiFi?

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00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:12,080
Speaker 1: How do you assigned Wi Fi? Ass I'd pay for it. So,

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00:33:12,320 --> 00:33:13,480
Speaker 1: I don't know if you know this, but on the

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00:33:13,520 --> 00:33:16,400
Speaker 1: same Wi Fi grid as you, The Rock, Dwayne the

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Speaker 1: Rock Johnson actually bought a house in the same area,

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Speaker 1: so we went ahead and of course directed all the

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00:33:20,800 --> 00:33:23,840
Speaker 1: WiFi to his house because it's pretty cool. The Rock

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00:33:23,960 --> 00:33:26,800
Speaker 1: is kind of your neighbor. Now, so you're staying because

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00:33:26,840 --> 00:33:30,240
Speaker 1: an actor moved in My WiFi a flow, yes, but

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Speaker 1: not just any actor A list plus Dwayne the Rock Johnson. Yeah,

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00:33:34,040 --> 00:33:35,680
Speaker 1: he moved in. Most of the the other neighbors have been

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00:33:35,720 --> 00:33:37,600
Speaker 1: very understandable. I'm sorry you didn't see our notice. I

620
00:33:37,600 --> 00:33:42,320
Speaker 1: thought we were very clear. Yeah, okay, that's that's ridiculous,

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Speaker 1: Like you can't do that. How do you take some

622
00:33:44,920 --> 00:33:47,320
Speaker 1: WiFi from me and give it to someone else? That

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Speaker 1: doesn't make sense. But I'm not sure if I told

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Speaker 1: you who it is, It's not just anybody. It's Dwayne

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00:33:51,840 --> 00:33:54,920
Speaker 1: the Rock john john I know who it is. You

626
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Speaker 1: can't take my wife. I don't care if it's Beyonce,

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Speaker 1: not taking my WiFi highway way. Trust me, if Beyonce

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Speaker 1: moved in, you would have no Wi Fi at all,

629
00:34:02,720 --> 00:34:09,439
Speaker 1: but it'd be totally I really don't. I just need WiFi, yes,

630
00:34:09,520 --> 00:34:11,160
Speaker 1: and you do have Wi Fi, just not as much

631
00:34:11,200 --> 00:34:14,040
Speaker 1: as The Rock. I don't want to talk to you anymore.

632
00:34:14,320 --> 00:34:17,000
Speaker 1: This is dumb and we're not getting anywhere. Give you

633
00:34:17,120 --> 00:34:20,720
Speaker 1: my WiFi or let me talk to somebody else. All right, Look, ma'am,

634
00:34:20,840 --> 00:34:24,200
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. I can obviously tell that you're not

635
00:34:24,280 --> 00:34:27,640
Speaker 1: happy with this. Situation, which I'm surprised because I would

636
00:34:27,760 --> 00:34:30,239
Speaker 1: love to be able to tell people that Dwayne the

637
00:34:30,280 --> 00:34:33,080
Speaker 1: Rock Johnson is my neighbor, even if he was taking

638
00:34:33,080 --> 00:34:35,719
Speaker 1: some of my wife Johnson. I'm sorry, what'd you say?

639
00:34:36,200 --> 00:34:40,839
Speaker 1: I said, Dwayne the Rock Johnson? Oh, oh my goodness, ma'am?

640
00:34:41,080 --> 00:34:42,799
Speaker 1: What he is one of the premier actors of our

641
00:34:42,840 --> 00:34:47,759
Speaker 1: time and you too, Can I get some listen? You

642
00:34:47,880 --> 00:34:52,680
Speaker 1: got five seconds? Okay, second, you either tell me you're

643
00:34:52,680 --> 00:34:55,040
Speaker 1: going to fix the Wi Fi or put me on

644
00:34:55,239 --> 00:34:57,560
Speaker 1: the phone with somebody who will. Ma'am, I'm going to

645
00:34:57,600 --> 00:35:01,040
Speaker 1: fix this situation. Yes, I am, thank you. So when

646
00:35:01,160 --> 00:35:03,879
Speaker 1: is my WiFi going to be back to normal? Well, well,

647
00:35:03,920 --> 00:35:06,239
Speaker 1: I can't necessarily make that happen. But what I was

648
00:35:06,239 --> 00:35:09,319
Speaker 1: going to offer you was an autograph, personal autograph from

649
00:35:09,360 --> 00:35:10,719
Speaker 1: Dayne the Rock Johnson. He said he'll give one to

650
00:35:10,719 --> 00:35:14,000
Speaker 1: anybody who's upset about the w fifi. Oh my god,

651
00:35:14,880 --> 00:35:20,480
Speaker 1: I don't want an autograph. I want my wife. Talk

652
00:35:20,520 --> 00:35:24,560
Speaker 1: to your manager. Let me talk to a manager right now. Manager. Well,

653
00:35:24,600 --> 00:35:26,399
Speaker 1: I can't do that because this is a prank phone call.

654
00:35:26,480 --> 00:35:29,319
Speaker 1: So I don't know how to get ahold of my

655
00:35:29,360 --> 00:35:31,600
Speaker 1: manager right now? Waits wait, wait, wait, wait wait is

656
00:35:31,640 --> 00:35:34,359
Speaker 1: it what? This is actually Jewel from the Jewel Show

657
00:35:34,440 --> 00:35:36,480
Speaker 1: doing a phone prank on you and your roommate. Megan

658
00:35:36,560 --> 00:35:42,880
Speaker 1: set you up. I'm making that raggedy. She said that

659
00:35:42,920 --> 00:35:44,560
Speaker 1: you guys have been trying to get ahold of the

660
00:35:44,560 --> 00:35:47,480
Speaker 1: cable company because you got trouble with your WiFi. Wanted

661
00:35:47,520 --> 00:35:51,719
Speaker 1: me to see. I can't believe this. So, Dwayne the

662
00:35:51,760 --> 00:35:54,280
Speaker 1: Rock Johnson isn't isn't taking your wife? I no worries.

663
00:35:54,360 --> 00:35:58,840
Speaker 1: I don't know what's going on, but so you actually

664
00:35:58,880 --> 00:36:01,040
Speaker 1: know nothing about what I'm getting my wife. I don't.

665
00:36:01,040 --> 00:36:02,359
Speaker 1: I have no idea you might want to get ahold

666
00:36:02,360 --> 00:36:04,600
Speaker 1: of the actual cable company. Maybe I can still get

667
00:36:04,640 --> 00:36:06,200
Speaker 1: you an autograph with the Rock if you want it.

668
00:36:10,920 --> 00:36:13,960
Speaker 1: Wake up every morning with Jewil phone pranks, we say

669
00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:20,040
Speaker 1: mornings on the twenties the Jewel Show on demand. This

670
00:36:20,120 --> 00:36:23,040
Speaker 1: is DJ Moist here with my new smash single to

671
00:36:23,120 --> 00:36:25,399
Speaker 1: beat the Beat Up. It's called beat the Brat. Drop

672
00:36:25,480 --> 00:36:31,440
Speaker 1: that beat. Wow? Yeah, God, that's right. My name is

673
00:36:31,520 --> 00:36:34,080
Speaker 1: DJ Moist. I'm not my song called beat the Brat.

674
00:36:34,280 --> 00:36:36,120
Speaker 1: Oh God, you like better than the German thing. I'm

675
00:36:36,120 --> 00:36:39,799
Speaker 1: trying to switch the name okay, way you worse, we

676
00:36:39,840 --> 00:36:42,000
Speaker 1: go like DJs. You got to come up to the cloud, dude.

677
00:36:42,040 --> 00:36:44,759
Speaker 1: I didn't think I could hate the German. The reason

678
00:36:44,840 --> 00:36:47,360
Speaker 1: I caught myself DJ must is because people dance around

679
00:36:47,400 --> 00:36:49,000
Speaker 1: so much to the beats that I dropped that they

680
00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:52,200
Speaker 1: get all sweaty. I'm moist, dude. Wow. Can we please

681
00:36:52,280 --> 00:36:59,360
Speaker 1: hang back the German yard English dude? Dumb? Hell yeah?

682
00:36:59,400 --> 00:37:02,160
Speaker 1: On the phone right now is line for Kayla and

683
00:37:02,239 --> 00:37:05,040
Speaker 1: she's gonna try to beat the brit Kayla. What's up? Hi?

684
00:37:05,200 --> 00:37:07,799
Speaker 1: How are you not bodde? What do you think? Kayla?

685
00:37:07,880 --> 00:37:10,680
Speaker 1: Should we bring back the German intro? Keep DJ Moist?

686
00:37:12,640 --> 00:37:18,439
Speaker 1: You know, probably keep the other one? I agree? It

687
00:37:18,520 --> 00:37:20,879
Speaker 1: is time for beat the brit Where we see if

688
00:37:20,920 --> 00:37:22,480
Speaker 1: one of our listeners can beat English Evan in a a

689
00:37:22,560 --> 00:37:24,840
Speaker 1: game a trivia, we're gonna send him out of the studio. Kayla.

690
00:37:24,920 --> 00:37:26,680
Speaker 1: The game is played like this. You got thirty seconds

691
00:37:26,680 --> 00:37:28,560
Speaker 1: to answer as many questions as possible. If you don't

692
00:37:28,560 --> 00:37:30,399
Speaker 1: know when, just say pass, and you have to beat

693
00:37:30,440 --> 00:37:33,160
Speaker 1: English Evan outright to win. Are you ready? Okay, dope?

694
00:37:33,360 --> 00:37:35,200
Speaker 1: I think so. All right, he's in the other studio,

695
00:37:35,239 --> 00:37:40,399
Speaker 1: doors closed. Here we go Okay, your time stars. Now.

696
00:37:41,280 --> 00:37:44,719
Speaker 1: What was the very first US date to become a state? Pennsylvania?

697
00:37:45,160 --> 00:37:48,239
Speaker 1: The hashtag me too movement was to raise awareness for

698
00:37:48,320 --> 00:37:51,759
Speaker 1: women who were being abused in what year tars and nine?

699
00:37:52,080 --> 00:37:56,360
Speaker 1: Where can you find krills? Yeah? In text link? What

700
00:37:56,480 --> 00:38:02,279
Speaker 1: does FWIW mean? What is the most widely eaten meat

701
00:38:02,320 --> 00:38:06,759
Speaker 1: in the world? Rondo Rowsy is known for competing in

702
00:38:06,800 --> 00:38:12,000
Speaker 1: what sport you and your time is up? Klea, but

703
00:38:12,040 --> 00:38:14,360
Speaker 1: a good job, I think, thank you? I know you

704
00:38:14,360 --> 00:38:17,080
Speaker 1: guys the last one right? All right, bring English Evan

705
00:38:17,120 --> 00:38:19,799
Speaker 1: back into the studio, and this is the portion where

706
00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:22,880
Speaker 1: we ask the contestant to question about themselves. So, Kayla,

707
00:38:23,400 --> 00:38:25,560
Speaker 1: question about yourself? Is there anything interesting you'd like to

708
00:38:25,600 --> 00:38:28,360
Speaker 1: the world to know about you? Um? I have a

709
00:38:28,480 --> 00:38:32,480
Speaker 1: naked cat at home? Oh oh, like a headless school, yeah,

710
00:38:32,680 --> 00:38:38,880
Speaker 1: hairless cat? Sphinxes? Yeah, yep. How much was the sphinx? Well,

711
00:38:38,960 --> 00:38:41,440
Speaker 1: we got lucky and I only paid two hundred for her,

712
00:38:41,520 --> 00:38:46,120
Speaker 1: but normally they're like fifteen. Wow, dang dang you When

713
00:38:46,120 --> 00:38:47,960
Speaker 1: you said naked, I was just thinking that it was

714
00:38:48,040 --> 00:38:50,200
Speaker 1: kind of a cat that likes to unzip its fur

715
00:38:50,280 --> 00:38:57,680
Speaker 1: once in a while. Maybe some necklace. All right, English

716
00:38:57,719 --> 00:39:01,040
Speaker 1: Evan is obviously back in the studio, and yeah, you're

717
00:39:01,040 --> 00:39:02,600
Speaker 1: work cut out for you. But then again, I guess

718
00:39:02,600 --> 00:39:07,520
Speaker 1: you always do. Here we got English Evan. Your time

719
00:39:08,160 --> 00:39:10,719
Speaker 1: starts now. What was the very first US date to

720
00:39:10,719 --> 00:39:15,280
Speaker 1: become a state? Um California? The hashtag meets you movement

721
00:39:15,280 --> 00:39:17,879
Speaker 1: to raise awareness of women being abused in? What year?

722
00:39:18,880 --> 00:39:21,360
Speaker 1: Would you say? Sorry? The hashtag meets you movement to

723
00:39:21,840 --> 00:39:24,919
Speaker 1: raise awareness of women or you're being abused in what year? Okay,

724
00:39:24,920 --> 00:39:29,200
Speaker 1: twenty sixteen? Where can you find krills? Krills the ocean

725
00:39:29,960 --> 00:39:34,240
Speaker 1: in text link? What does FWIW mean U? Full women

726
00:39:35,840 --> 00:39:38,440
Speaker 1: in women? What is the most widely eaten meat in

727
00:39:38,480 --> 00:39:45,879
Speaker 1: the world? Strike? All right, interesting answers from English Evan. Well,

728
00:39:45,640 --> 00:39:49,520
Speaker 1: we'll see how you guys was that and send it

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00:39:49,560 --> 00:39:53,319
Speaker 1: over to the scoreboard. Our executive producer, Brad Nolan. I

730
00:39:53,360 --> 00:39:55,520
Speaker 1: feel like some of Evans were really wrong, though they

731
00:39:55,520 --> 00:40:00,200
Speaker 1: weren't just wrong, really super wrong. The score was is

732
00:40:00,480 --> 00:40:04,959
Speaker 1: one to one. Oh right, I does go to the house,

733
00:40:05,120 --> 00:40:08,759
Speaker 1: but remember, don't lose hope, because something could happen here

734
00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:11,040
Speaker 1: when Alex goes over the answers that will make English

735
00:40:11,040 --> 00:40:14,680
Speaker 1: Evan lose all right, we'll go answers. Now, what was

736
00:40:14,680 --> 00:40:17,040
Speaker 1: the very first US state to become a state? Delaware,

737
00:40:17,680 --> 00:40:22,760
Speaker 1: californ Yeah, the hashtag me too movement to raise awareness

738
00:40:22,760 --> 00:40:24,560
Speaker 1: of women in views in what year? In two thousand

739
00:40:24,560 --> 00:40:26,160
Speaker 1: and six? I don't even know if I even said

740
00:40:26,200 --> 00:40:29,200
Speaker 1: that sentence correctly. It sounded really weird to me. I

741
00:40:29,200 --> 00:40:32,440
Speaker 1: couldn't get it right. Yeah, where can you find crills

742
00:40:32,480 --> 00:40:36,000
Speaker 1: in the ocean? Oh my gosh, you got total guess

743
00:40:36,400 --> 00:40:38,920
Speaker 1: and texting? What does f w IW mean? For what

744
00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:43,719
Speaker 1: it's worth? Oh? Yeah, sorry? Is happening right now? What

745
00:40:43,880 --> 00:40:46,719
Speaker 1: is the most widely eaten meet in the world? Pork? Pork?

746
00:40:47,640 --> 00:40:51,400
Speaker 1: Ronda Rowsy is known for competing in what sport? UFC?

747
00:40:51,560 --> 00:40:53,319
Speaker 1: I didn't. Oh, I wouldn't known that if I go,

748
00:40:53,760 --> 00:40:58,160
Speaker 1: she got there? That are you buy a train? Why

749
00:40:58,200 --> 00:41:03,640
Speaker 1: are you so focused on? I mean traffic? It's fine,

750
00:41:03,760 --> 00:41:06,640
Speaker 1: you know what? Though, you did win today, Evan, Yes,

751
00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:08,799
Speaker 1: thank you all much, because the tigers of the house,

752
00:41:08,840 --> 00:41:11,360
Speaker 1: thank you very much. Evan pulled a victory out somehow,

753
00:41:11,760 --> 00:41:14,640
Speaker 1: somehow someway, I don't know, it never happened. So Kayla,

754
00:41:14,760 --> 00:41:17,480
Speaker 1: congratulations too, because you, I mean you tied him, so

755
00:41:17,640 --> 00:41:20,719
Speaker 1: technically you kind of stilling and for beating the Brit

756
00:41:20,880 --> 00:41:24,160
Speaker 1: Ha ha, I'll send you some Jewel Show swag. So

757
00:41:24,280 --> 00:41:25,759
Speaker 1: hang on the line so I can get your info.

758
00:41:25,920 --> 00:41:28,600
Speaker 1: That was one of the most amazing Beat the Brits

759
00:41:28,640 --> 00:41:31,239
Speaker 1: in American history ever since the settlers came here and

760
00:41:31,280 --> 00:41:36,399
Speaker 1: settled in California. Thank you for playing. And we play

761
00:41:36,480 --> 00:41:38,839
Speaker 1: Beat the brit every single Tuesday and Thursday at this time.

762
00:41:38,880 --> 00:41:41,479
Speaker 1: So tune to the next time when we play Beat

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00:41:41,520 --> 00:41:46,319
Speaker 1: the Brick the Jewel Show on demand Floor of the

764
00:41:46,440 --> 00:41:49,200
Speaker 1: Roses only on the Jewel Show. This is the first

765
00:41:49,760 --> 00:41:52,839
Speaker 1: we've had all sorts of reasons that people think they're

766
00:41:52,840 --> 00:41:56,479
Speaker 1: significant another might be cheating on them. I've never heard

767
00:41:56,480 --> 00:41:59,799
Speaker 1: one like this, though. What is it? I will just

768
00:42:00,280 --> 00:42:03,439
Speaker 1: let Sydney, who's on the phone, tell it. I read

769
00:42:03,440 --> 00:42:05,719
Speaker 1: the email you see. Sydney sent in because she thinks

770
00:42:05,719 --> 00:42:07,919
Speaker 1: that her boyfriend Tyler might be cheating. I guess they've

771
00:42:07,960 --> 00:42:13,239
Speaker 1: been together for about two years. I'm confused and very

772
00:42:13,320 --> 00:42:18,720
Speaker 1: curious about the reason that she's suspicious he might be cheating. Sydney,

773
00:42:19,280 --> 00:42:24,040
Speaker 1: thanks for your email. Well what is it? You know? Okay?

774
00:42:24,040 --> 00:42:27,080
Speaker 1: So here's where I happened. I was walking our dog

775
00:42:27,280 --> 00:42:32,200
Speaker 1: Baxter the other day, and when he prooped, I found

776
00:42:32,280 --> 00:42:39,040
Speaker 1: a used condom in his proof and we don't. The

777
00:42:39,120 --> 00:42:42,719
Speaker 1: dog doesn't roam around outside. He's a house dog. Can

778
00:42:42,760 --> 00:42:47,080
Speaker 1: we go back? He ate a condom, used one and

779
00:42:47,200 --> 00:42:49,320
Speaker 1: you don't use it. So you think that your boyfriend's

780
00:42:49,360 --> 00:42:52,120
Speaker 1: cheating because of that? Yeah, what if he ate it? Yeah,

781
00:42:52,160 --> 00:42:54,480
Speaker 1: like that was outside? What if it was outside? Yeah

782
00:42:54,600 --> 00:42:57,640
Speaker 1: it wasn't. He doesn't. He's done the outdoors dog. We

783
00:42:58,880 --> 00:43:01,359
Speaker 1: bring him out and we with him. We can see

784
00:43:01,360 --> 00:43:05,719
Speaker 1: what he means that. That's so great, Well he's had

785
00:43:05,719 --> 00:43:11,040
Speaker 1: a protein. It was just awkward and weird. But it's

786
00:43:11,160 --> 00:43:14,680
Speaker 1: so obvious that he has been cheating on me. Oh

787
00:43:14,760 --> 00:43:16,560
Speaker 1: my god, there's no other way your dog could have

788
00:43:16,600 --> 00:43:21,160
Speaker 1: gotten ahold of or comment like the way that people

789
00:43:21,239 --> 00:43:23,279
Speaker 1: find their significant other cheating. I don't know if he is,

790
00:43:23,360 --> 00:43:26,520
Speaker 1: but if he is, what the okay? But you can't

791
00:43:26,600 --> 00:43:29,600
Speaker 1: jump to cheating though, because there is a community of

792
00:43:29,640 --> 00:43:32,359
Speaker 1: people that like to do this on their own. So

793
00:43:32,400 --> 00:43:35,880
Speaker 1: they'll use a condom when they're like pleasing themselves. I'm sorry,

794
00:43:35,880 --> 00:43:38,600
Speaker 1: what because it's like a it's called a posh version

795
00:43:38,680 --> 00:43:41,640
Speaker 1: of that. Really. Yeah, So it's like you're mimicking the

796
00:43:41,719 --> 00:43:46,160
Speaker 1: real act. I've never heard of them. That's not My

797
00:43:46,200 --> 00:43:48,080
Speaker 1: boyfriend doesn't believe me. Yeah, but he might have a

798
00:43:48,120 --> 00:43:50,440
Speaker 1: kink you don't know about. You know, do you guys

799
00:43:50,480 --> 00:43:54,799
Speaker 1: have any protection at your house at all? No, I'm

800
00:43:54,800 --> 00:43:58,440
Speaker 1: on the pill. I don't need to use things like that.

801
00:43:58,719 --> 00:44:00,759
Speaker 1: And you didn't ask him a about it. But it

802
00:44:00,840 --> 00:44:03,600
Speaker 1: was awkward. A lot of times you can tell just

803
00:44:03,719 --> 00:44:06,520
Speaker 1: by the tension in the air if somebody knows something.

804
00:44:06,600 --> 00:44:09,720
Speaker 1: So when your dog, this is one of the weirdest

805
00:44:09,719 --> 00:44:11,879
Speaker 1: conversations I've had in a long time, and I like it.

806
00:44:12,280 --> 00:44:15,000
Speaker 1: When your dog went to the bathroom and then you

807
00:44:15,040 --> 00:44:19,279
Speaker 1: saw a condom in his feces. Did your boyfriend look

808
00:44:19,360 --> 00:44:23,680
Speaker 1: like weird about that? A little? I mean a little.

809
00:44:23,760 --> 00:44:25,600
Speaker 1: He didn't even talk about it, so I think it's

810
00:44:25,640 --> 00:44:28,960
Speaker 1: weird that he didn't talk. That is weird. It's strange. Yeah,

811
00:44:28,960 --> 00:44:32,600
Speaker 1: you would mention it. Where did that come from? I mean,

812
00:44:32,640 --> 00:44:34,799
Speaker 1: you have a conversation about it, Yeah, totally weird it out.

813
00:44:34,840 --> 00:44:39,440
Speaker 1: So clearly he's trying to hide something. Yeah. Yeah, have

814
00:44:39,520 --> 00:44:42,279
Speaker 1: you thought of a good reason to call him that

815
00:44:42,320 --> 00:44:47,120
Speaker 1: won't sound suspect. We have an appointment next week with

816
00:44:47,280 --> 00:44:50,440
Speaker 1: our groomer, and they'll be calling us next week to

817
00:44:50,640 --> 00:44:53,920
Speaker 1: verify the appointment. Okay, all right, that's easy. Just call

818
00:44:54,040 --> 00:44:56,879
Speaker 1: up and confirm the appointment, and then offer him some

819
00:44:57,160 --> 00:45:00,520
Speaker 1: flowers to send to somebody as a emotion, as a

820
00:45:00,600 --> 00:45:02,319
Speaker 1: thank you, and see if he sends them to you,

821
00:45:02,400 --> 00:45:05,600
Speaker 1: if he gives us your name or somebody else's. Okay, sure,

822
00:45:05,600 --> 00:45:09,000
Speaker 1: it's brilliant. Okay, well real quite shore and you guys

823
00:45:09,040 --> 00:45:12,680
Speaker 1: have been together two years. Yeah, obviously you live together,

824
00:45:12,760 --> 00:45:17,280
Speaker 1: so hopefully he's not. Hopefully it's some sort of weird misunderstanding.

825
00:45:17,400 --> 00:45:20,319
Speaker 1: And maybe your dog uses condoms. I don't know, maybe

826
00:45:20,320 --> 00:45:23,239
Speaker 1: there's something I have no idea, but well it'd be nice,

827
00:45:23,320 --> 00:45:25,359
Speaker 1: you know, because dogs are they don't use, and they're

828
00:45:25,360 --> 00:45:27,600
Speaker 1: always getting other dogs pregnant and it's a problem. Yeah,

829
00:45:27,840 --> 00:45:29,920
Speaker 1: maybe your dog is just a responsible dog. Maybe Baxter

830
00:45:30,080 --> 00:45:35,880
Speaker 1: is responsible, but we'll find out. Oh, play a song,

831
00:45:36,040 --> 00:45:39,280
Speaker 1: come back, and then we'll call your boyfriend and see

832
00:45:39,400 --> 00:45:42,440
Speaker 1: if he is cheating on you right after this. Okay,

833
00:45:42,480 --> 00:45:45,960
Speaker 1: thank you. I've heard of dogs eating like diamond rings

834
00:45:46,480 --> 00:45:49,120
Speaker 1: and people have to follow it around and pick up

835
00:45:49,200 --> 00:45:51,640
Speaker 1: these stool samples to see when they you know, to

836
00:45:51,680 --> 00:45:53,799
Speaker 1: try to get there jewelry back and things like that,

837
00:45:53,840 --> 00:45:57,440
Speaker 1: but never anything like this. Sydney is on the phone

838
00:45:57,640 --> 00:45:59,240
Speaker 1: for a War of the Roses to catch a cheater

839
00:45:59,239 --> 00:46:01,279
Speaker 1: today because you think, said her boyfriend of two years,

840
00:46:01,320 --> 00:46:03,839
Speaker 1: Tyler is cheating on her all because the other day

841
00:46:03,880 --> 00:46:06,400
Speaker 1: they were walking their dog, Baxter, and it went to

842
00:46:06,440 --> 00:46:11,279
Speaker 1: the bathroom and in his stool was a condom. Yeah,

843
00:46:11,280 --> 00:46:13,440
Speaker 1: what the heck? And they don't use those. They don't

844
00:46:13,520 --> 00:46:15,719
Speaker 1: use birth control because she's well, she's on the pill,

845
00:46:15,800 --> 00:46:18,879
Speaker 1: so they don't use physical protection like that, and so

846
00:46:18,920 --> 00:46:21,040
Speaker 1: she doesn't know where it came from. Also, her boyfriend

847
00:46:21,080 --> 00:46:23,160
Speaker 1: really didn't comment on it and seems kind of awkward

848
00:46:23,200 --> 00:46:25,440
Speaker 1: about it, which would be weird because if you were

849
00:46:25,440 --> 00:46:28,239
Speaker 1: out walking with your significant other and your dog did that,

850
00:46:28,280 --> 00:46:30,319
Speaker 1: you'd be like, where to get a condom? What the hell?

851
00:46:30,680 --> 00:46:32,080
Speaker 1: And she said, there's no other way that it would

852
00:46:32,080 --> 00:46:34,719
Speaker 1: have gotten ahold of a condomn So she's thinking that

853
00:46:35,040 --> 00:46:37,600
Speaker 1: Tyler must have used it and the dog must ate it,

854
00:46:37,719 --> 00:46:41,880
Speaker 1: and the dog, in its own little way, ratted Tyler

855
00:46:41,960 --> 00:46:46,239
Speaker 1: out right. Yeah, all right, So we're gonna pretend to

856
00:46:46,239 --> 00:46:48,600
Speaker 1: call from the groomer because I guess they have an

857
00:46:48,640 --> 00:46:50,840
Speaker 1: appointment for their dog to get groomed next week. Confirm

858
00:46:50,880 --> 00:46:55,239
Speaker 1: an appointment, and then offer him some flowers as a

859
00:46:55,320 --> 00:46:57,080
Speaker 1: thank you for being a customer and see if he

860
00:46:57,160 --> 00:46:59,200
Speaker 1: sends them to Sydney or if he gives us someone

861
00:46:59,239 --> 00:47:02,839
Speaker 1: else's name. Right you ready, already? All right, by the way,

862
00:47:02,840 --> 00:47:08,759
Speaker 1: what time is your appointment? Three fifteen? Three fifteen? Okay? Cool?

863
00:47:08,760 --> 00:47:28,560
Speaker 1: All right, one second, b Hi, this is Thor I

864
00:47:28,640 --> 00:47:31,800
Speaker 1: was calling from and just calling to confirm and appointment

865
00:47:31,840 --> 00:47:36,839
Speaker 1: next week for Baxter. Oh yeah, that's great. Yeah it's

866
00:47:36,840 --> 00:47:40,439
Speaker 1: at three fifteen. Yeah, we have a written down while

867
00:47:40,440 --> 00:47:43,319
Speaker 1: I got you on the phone. Also, part of my

868
00:47:43,400 --> 00:47:46,880
Speaker 1: job today is to call and confirm appointments for grooming.

869
00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:49,560
Speaker 1: And as a thank you to some of our best customers,

870
00:47:49,719 --> 00:47:51,719
Speaker 1: we're giving you a big bag of treats. While that's

871
00:47:51,719 --> 00:47:53,640
Speaker 1: for Baxter. You don't get to eat the treats unless

872
00:47:53,640 --> 00:47:55,480
Speaker 1: you want to eat the treats, but a big bag

873
00:47:55,480 --> 00:47:58,680
Speaker 1: of treats when you leave. And then also we're offering

874
00:47:59,200 --> 00:48:02,400
Speaker 1: you some flowers to send to anybody that yeah you

875
00:48:02,440 --> 00:48:04,600
Speaker 1: want to send them to, just our way of saying

876
00:48:04,640 --> 00:48:09,040
Speaker 1: thank you, and it's a love of the dogos event. Wow.

877
00:48:09,440 --> 00:48:11,360
Speaker 1: You guys are going all up. Yeah, it dozen roses,

878
00:48:11,560 --> 00:48:15,759
Speaker 1: just to say thank you. So you're interested in that. Yeah,

879
00:48:15,800 --> 00:48:19,440
Speaker 1: I'll take some free flowers. Sure, all right? Sweet so um,

880
00:48:19,480 --> 00:48:22,479
Speaker 1: we'll get you the treats for the dog and then

881
00:48:23,239 --> 00:48:25,719
Speaker 1: when he leaves the appointment. Um, as for the flowers,

882
00:48:25,760 --> 00:48:29,279
Speaker 1: I can just get them sent out to whoever. Why

883
00:48:29,280 --> 00:48:31,480
Speaker 1: don't we start with the name of the person you

884
00:48:31,520 --> 00:48:36,840
Speaker 1: would like to send flowers too. Yeah. Sure, it's Chelsea.

885
00:48:38,719 --> 00:48:43,840
Speaker 1: And you want to say anything to Chelsea, Let's just

886
00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:51,920
Speaker 1: say I know things haven't been easy lately, but you

887
00:48:52,040 --> 00:48:57,080
Speaker 1: never ceased to amaze me. Oh my god, Who the

888
00:48:57,120 --> 00:49:01,320
Speaker 1: fuck is this? Who are you? Who are you sending

889
00:49:01,360 --> 00:49:11,360
Speaker 1: flowers to sid Sydney? I? Yes, your girlfriend? Yeah, I

890
00:49:11,440 --> 00:49:14,560
Speaker 1: mean the pet store. Wait, what the hell is going on?

891
00:49:15,040 --> 00:49:16,680
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what the hell's going on, Tyler. This

892
00:49:16,719 --> 00:49:18,920
Speaker 1: isn't the place at all. My name isn't Thor. This

893
00:49:18,960 --> 00:49:20,959
Speaker 1: is Jewel from the Jewel Show. This is Alex fresh

894
00:49:20,960 --> 00:49:22,640
Speaker 1: from the Jewel Show. This is English Ivan from the

895
00:49:22,680 --> 00:49:24,360
Speaker 1: Jewil Show. And it's a radio show where we have

896
00:49:24,360 --> 00:49:25,880
Speaker 1: a segment where you're trying to catch people who are

897
00:49:25,920 --> 00:49:29,360
Speaker 1: being unfaithful to their partner. And Sidney thought that you

898
00:49:29,440 --> 00:49:31,200
Speaker 1: might be cheating on her because of what your dog

899
00:49:31,520 --> 00:49:35,280
Speaker 1: hooped out the other day, and you are, Yeah, who's Chelsea?

900
00:49:35,600 --> 00:49:41,600
Speaker 1: Oh my god, is that who you used the condom on? Yeah?

901
00:49:41,640 --> 00:49:43,920
Speaker 1: I want to know the answer to all of those questions.

902
00:49:45,960 --> 00:49:49,640
Speaker 1: This is pretty messed up, the fact that you're you

903
00:49:49,800 --> 00:49:54,160
Speaker 1: cheated on your girlfriend of two years. I mean, things

904
00:49:54,160 --> 00:49:56,960
Speaker 1: haven't been easy, all right, so I'm trying to navigate that,

905
00:49:57,120 --> 00:50:00,480
Speaker 1: all right. I don't know why I'm being like blasted

906
00:50:00,520 --> 00:50:03,640
Speaker 1: on the radio. Well, I mean, you're cheating on your girlfriend.

907
00:50:04,040 --> 00:50:07,920
Speaker 1: How come you're still with her? I don't know know

908
00:50:08,200 --> 00:50:11,439
Speaker 1: what is going on. I don't know where we're going

909
00:50:11,480 --> 00:50:13,160
Speaker 1: with the relationship. But I'm not just going to end

910
00:50:13,200 --> 00:50:15,560
Speaker 1: it because it's not perfect. But you're cheating on her though,

911
00:50:15,760 --> 00:50:18,560
Speaker 1: and like you found somebody else that you like, you

912
00:50:18,840 --> 00:50:21,680
Speaker 1: had to be back with someone else. And our dog

913
00:50:21,840 --> 00:50:27,319
Speaker 1: aphy evidence how that's disgusting by the way, Yeah, well,

914
00:50:27,360 --> 00:50:31,359
Speaker 1: at least I'm using protection. Oh oh god, you're so

915
00:50:31,560 --> 00:50:34,520
Speaker 1: gross nice or do you consider it not cheating if

916
00:50:34,520 --> 00:50:36,239
Speaker 1: you use protection because there's no actual skin on skin

917
00:50:36,320 --> 00:50:43,520
Speaker 1: contact there. I mean, that's a good point. How could

918
00:50:43,560 --> 00:50:49,080
Speaker 1: you do this? I'm look, I'm sorry, but it's not

919
00:50:49,120 --> 00:50:52,360
Speaker 1: like I'm the sole person that's responsible for me cheating.

920
00:50:53,480 --> 00:50:59,240
Speaker 1: What the hell? Yes you are, You're exactly the sole person, actually,

921
00:50:59,320 --> 00:51:02,439
Speaker 1: you and the Chelsea chick. What does that even mean?

922
00:51:02,600 --> 00:51:06,600
Speaker 1: That makes no sense whatsoever. Well, you've been so m

923
00:51:06,640 --> 00:51:11,000
Speaker 1: I A lately, like you're never home, You're always working.

924
00:51:11,760 --> 00:51:14,640
Speaker 1: You know, I've needs too. You have a girlfriend who

925
00:51:14,800 --> 00:51:16,719
Speaker 1: was working to pay for both of us right now,

926
00:51:16,760 --> 00:51:19,600
Speaker 1: and you're just off other women. The hell is wrong

927
00:51:19,640 --> 00:51:23,640
Speaker 1: with you? Who the hell is Chelsea? No, you didn't

928
00:51:23,680 --> 00:51:26,920
Speaker 1: even know her? Well, tell me, lady, get to know her.

929
00:51:26,920 --> 00:51:30,520
Speaker 1: Who is she? Okay? Fine? Yeah, let you know. I

930
00:51:30,600 --> 00:51:32,960
Speaker 1: bet her at John's game night okay, that you couldn't

931
00:51:33,000 --> 00:51:37,080
Speaker 1: come to because you're always busy. Wow, I'm always busy.

932
00:51:37,120 --> 00:51:39,160
Speaker 1: And it was made clear to me that I wasn't

933
00:51:39,200 --> 00:51:45,200
Speaker 1: really wanted there because apparently was a boys' night. Oh um, okay,

934
00:51:45,239 --> 00:51:48,880
Speaker 1: well it wasn't, and I said you could come. Yeah,

935
00:51:48,880 --> 00:51:51,640
Speaker 1: and I'm working for us so that you could gamble

936
00:51:51,800 --> 00:51:57,160
Speaker 1: our money. Oh my god, I don't know when we

937
00:51:57,239 --> 00:51:59,200
Speaker 1: move out, I'll move out. Okay, you want to just

938
00:51:59,239 --> 00:52:03,520
Speaker 1: like scenes on the radio, go out? Yeah? Yeah, I

939
00:52:03,520 --> 00:52:07,520
Speaker 1: want you to out today, and I'm keeping back. You

940
00:52:07,560 --> 00:52:11,560
Speaker 1: can talk about this, we're talking about it. It's over.

941
00:52:11,840 --> 00:52:15,120
Speaker 1: We've had a discussion, discussion over you've been sleeping with

942
00:52:15,200 --> 00:52:17,719
Speaker 1: other people than your girlfriend who you live with, who

943
00:52:17,800 --> 00:52:20,600
Speaker 1: sounds like she's busting her ass to keep your apartment

944
00:52:20,640 --> 00:52:24,279
Speaker 1: and can pay for everything. I think. I don't know

945
00:52:24,360 --> 00:52:26,520
Speaker 1: if there's much to talk about, Sidney. Do you have

946
00:52:26,600 --> 00:52:30,120
Speaker 1: much to talk about with Tyler? No? Nothing, I'm done.

947
00:52:31,600 --> 00:52:38,600
Speaker 1: Oh wow, okay, yeah, sure, I'll just figure something out. Yeah,

948
00:52:38,680 --> 00:52:43,479
Speaker 1: go move in with Chelsea. I can't live with Chelsea. Okay,

949
00:52:43,520 --> 00:52:46,000
Speaker 1: I didn't even want to know. I care. Just go

950
00:52:46,200 --> 00:52:48,120
Speaker 1: get out of my life. I mean, you kind of

951
00:52:48,120 --> 00:52:54,439
Speaker 1: did it to yourself, Tyler. M all right, Well I'll

952
00:52:54,520 --> 00:52:58,080
Speaker 1: let you go. Tyler, have a good day. You got

953
00:52:58,080 --> 00:53:00,759
Speaker 1: a lot to think about, a lot of hope. You're

954
00:53:00,760 --> 00:53:09,120
Speaker 1: a Yeah. Well, like I said, dated to yourself. That sucks.

955
00:53:09,120 --> 00:53:11,880
Speaker 1: I'm sorry you had to find that out. I mean,

956
00:53:11,880 --> 00:53:14,480
Speaker 1: I guess you kind of already knew. Well, thank you,

957
00:53:14,480 --> 00:53:18,520
Speaker 1: and I really appreciate everything you did. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

958
00:53:18,640 --> 00:53:21,440
Speaker 1: that it sucks. I'm sorry, but you know, make sure

959
00:53:21,480 --> 00:53:23,879
Speaker 1: in the future that you don't settle and a good

960
00:53:23,920 --> 00:53:27,480
Speaker 1: job for trusting your gun and your intuition and seeing

961
00:53:27,480 --> 00:53:29,600
Speaker 1: that condom. Yeah, maybe maybe you go get the dog

962
00:53:29,719 --> 00:53:33,480
Speaker 1: checked out, might be something, or get him some treats

963
00:53:33,520 --> 00:53:38,440
Speaker 1: because man, he had your back. Yeah, we will him

964
00:53:38,440 --> 00:53:43,120
Speaker 1: and I know alright, alright, well you will find someone

965
00:53:43,320 --> 00:53:46,120
Speaker 1: else who won't cheat on you. We say it to everybody,

966
00:53:46,120 --> 00:53:47,440
Speaker 1: but that is the truth. You can find someone who

967
00:53:47,440 --> 00:53:52,399
Speaker 1: won't cheat on you. It does exist. You might. Oh hey,

968
00:53:52,400 --> 00:53:56,799
Speaker 1: thanks guys. The Jewel Show on demand. Remember you can

969
00:53:56,840 --> 00:53:59,280
Speaker 1: follow the show on Instagram and TikTok at the Jewels

970
00:53:59,280 --> 00:54:01,399
Speaker 1: Show you can follow of us individually. I'm a double

971
00:54:01,440 --> 00:54:04,359
Speaker 1: fresh and on the radio and we'd never like to

972
00:54:04,480 --> 00:54:06,480
Speaker 1: break the news to you, so we'll just let the

973
00:54:06,600 --> 00:54:09,200
Speaker 1: Royal Family do it. And I just want you guys know,

974
00:54:09,280 --> 00:54:12,200
Speaker 1: like how much we really appreciate you guys, each and

975
00:54:12,320 --> 00:54:15,719
Speaker 1: every one of you were spending time away from your

976
00:54:15,760 --> 00:54:19,160
Speaker 1: families to be with our crazy family. All right, we'll

977
00:54:19,200 --> 00:54:20,359
Speaker 1: see you later, so Jubal Show