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Speaker 1: Okay, let's be honest.

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Speaker 2: You already know we sound dumb, but it's time you

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Speaker 2: go find out how dumb we look.

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Speaker 3: Okay, just go to all.

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Speaker 2: Of our socials at Brook and Jeffrey after you heard

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Speaker 2: the full show, which starts right now.

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Speaker 4: This just in.

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Speaker 5: On the movie actually did well at the box office.

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Speaker 3: Yes, there's been a couple this summer that have been

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Speaker 3: killing it.

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Speaker 5: It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. And I'm not

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Speaker 5: just talking about any movie, an R rated film, I guess, No,

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Speaker 5: you can't guess.

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Speaker 3: Obviously, Dead Pull and Wolverine, Yeah, that's what I was.

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Speaker 5: My guestially passed one billion dollars at the global box office.

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Speaker 6: I bought the Fortnite skin, I own Wolverine.

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Speaker 7: And did you see Ryan Reynolds was number one in

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Speaker 7: the box office and Blake Lively's film His Wife was

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Speaker 7: number two of the box office. And it's the first

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Speaker 7: time that a husband wife has done that since like

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Speaker 7: Demi Moore and Bruce Willis.

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Speaker 5: Wow in like the nineties up, Dead Pull and Wolverine

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Speaker 5: is on its way to becoming the highest grossed R

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Speaker 5: rated movie of all time. Now the only one ahead

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Speaker 5: of it is Joker, with walking.

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Speaker 6: That's such a good anybody seen the movie Deadpool?

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Speaker 5: I haven't seen.

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Speaker 6: Well, never mind, you.

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Speaker 3: Guess we're not part of the box office Without us.

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Speaker 6: They still make money.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, this is I mean, it's good for Hugh Jackman

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Speaker 5: and Ryan Reynolds. They both really needed a win.

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Speaker 8: For Ryan.

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Speaker 6: Did he just sell a liquor company for a billion?

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Speaker 5: Do just a billion? That's pretty love for liquor companies.

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Speaker 5: Now we are proud of Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively

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Speaker 5: for her film too. They're probably gonna celebrate by buying

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Speaker 5: another third tier soccer team and turn them into a

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Speaker 6: Friend Taylor Smith Charity Concer.

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Speaker 5: Let's move on and get into the shock collar question

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Speaker 5: of the day with the hottest husband and wife radio

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Speaker 5: duo in the biz, Digital Jake and Brooks Mom.

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Speaker 9: Is there a sport that America has more dominant in

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Speaker 9: the US? Basketball?

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Speaker 6: USA?

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Speaker 5: Beer Pong?

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Speaker 3: We don't win in any Ping Kong.

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Speaker 9: Men's and women's basketball. Just one goal at the Olympics again.

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Speaker 9: You know, the other countries must have look at us

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Speaker 9: like we're the monster team from Space Jam. Just a

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Speaker 9: bunch of unbeatable freaks of nature with Steph Curry swishing threes.

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Speaker 8: From outer space.

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Speaker 6: Anything so cool.

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Speaker 8: But it wasn't always like that.

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Speaker 9: Back in nineteen thirty six at the Berlin Games, the

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Speaker 9: US defeated Canada for the gold by a score.

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Speaker 8: Of nineteen to eight. It was a sball game of basketball.

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Speaker 9: Now the game was played outdoors on a sand and

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Speaker 9: that still might not be the weirdest part about it.

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Speaker 9: So today you're gonna have to tell me more what

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Speaker 9: During US special nineteen thirty six Olympic Hoops edition of

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Speaker 8: Teams, but just as friends for networking.

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Speaker 1: That's a Lexis, also from the thirties.

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Speaker 8: Alexis a lot. Here's your facts one hundred.

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Speaker 9: Back in nineteen thirty six at the Olympic Games, every

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Speaker 9: in order to compete. Nobody taller was allowed. Is that

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Speaker 1: I mean that could explain the low score of points.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, and it could be unfair.

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Speaker 10: Like if you think about if everyone's five foot ten

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Speaker 3: I know that they they all cheated.

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Speaker 7: I'm sure still, like my husband entered a three on

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Speaker 7: and he's like six to two.

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Speaker 3: He's like, I'm slouchy.

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Speaker 5: And I hate to say this, but back in the day,

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Speaker 1: I don't know, some weird dan. I'm gonna say it's true,

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Speaker 1: Jake advantage. Oh yeah, that's what I met.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, Alexis said, that's true.

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Speaker 8: It is. Nobody than six '.

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Speaker 9: Two was allowed to play in nineteen thirty six Basketball Olympics.

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Speaker 8: Where over to brook Now, Okay.

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Speaker 9: At the nineteen thirty six Games, the USA's first match

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Speaker 9: was a victory by forfeit against Spain, whose players were

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Speaker 9: all fighting in the Spanish Civil War.

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Speaker 8: Oh is that true? Or did we make that up?

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Speaker 6: Oh?

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Speaker 3: That's really hard.

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Speaker 8: How much do you know about the Spanish Civil War

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Speaker 8: and when it happened.

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Speaker 1: I don't know why.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, but I was in my twenties when I went

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Speaker 7: to Spain, so I did nothing educational. Yeah, if you

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Speaker 7: tell me about clubs in Barcelona, we could talk.

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Speaker 6: But what time do they top us?

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Speaker 3: You know I'm gonna go. It's true.

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Speaker 8: Brook said that fact is true. It is is true. Fact. Yeah,

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Speaker 8: no showed up, Nobody phoned in said, hey, we're not coming. Okay,

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Speaker 8: we're going to Jose now.

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Speaker 9: Jose, after winning by forfeit to Spain, the US beat

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Speaker 9: Estonia fifty two to twenty eight because Estonia's star player

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Speaker 9: quit and ran off to join a traveling circus during

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Speaker 8: Is that a true factor? Did we make that up?

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Speaker 5: The nineteen thirties was the heyday of circuses, and I

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Speaker 8: Then that is true. When they went from two rings

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Speaker 7: It would probably be more money with the circus that

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Speaker 7: it would be with I mean even now, Yeah, you.

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Speaker 3: Don't make a ton as a big athlete.

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Speaker 6: I don't know, though. It seems too good to be true.

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Speaker 6: It seems too silly.

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Speaker 8: What part of that seems good?

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Speaker 6: Joining a circus? I'm gonna say false.

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Speaker 8: Jose said, that's false. It is false.

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Speaker 9: No one ran off to witness to join the circus

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Speaker 9: experts on. Let's see if Jeffrey is Jeffrey. The US

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Speaker 9: team credited their gold medal victory to a rigorous training

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Speaker 9: regimen of daily swing dance and drinking Coca cola spiked

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Speaker 6: So they got drunken dance.

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Speaker 5: Well, yeah, the whiskey would explain the nineteen high score

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Speaker 6: Yeah, just wasted.

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Speaker 5: I know, I'm gonna say that. That's definitely true.

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Speaker 8: Jeffrey said, that's true. That is.

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Speaker 9: Correct, Alexis. During halftime of the gold medal game, the

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Speaker 9: US team members gathered around a radio to listen to

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Speaker 9: President Roosevelt's fireside chat for inspiration before heading back out

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Speaker 8: Is that true? Did we make that up?

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Speaker 1: I'm so good with presidents and the timeline. I haven't.

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Speaker 7: Just think like if you walked into the locker room,

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Speaker 3: You're like, give me, I mean, give me a political movement.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I want to hear someone speaking right now.

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Speaker 9: The modern equivalent to Roosevelt's fireside chats would be probably

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Speaker 9: love Island.

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Speaker 1: I mean then, yeah, this is true.

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Speaker 8: Alexis said, that's true.

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Speaker 5: That is.

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Speaker 8: Over to Brook.

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Speaker 9: Now, Brook the US team won the gold medal after

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Speaker 9: their secret weapon, a player trained by the legendary bank

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Speaker 9: robber John Dillinger, stole the ball in every game.

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Speaker 8: Is that true or did we make that up?

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Speaker 4: What?

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Speaker 7: You started that sentence with legendary win and they got

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Speaker 7: like nineteen points.

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Speaker 8: The legendary one the players.

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Speaker 7: Maybe that's where you get to say, like you got

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Speaker 3: I don't know, it's so silly. I'm gonna say it's true.

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Speaker 8: Brooks said, that's true. That is that's in gradually made up.

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Speaker 9: That means, Jose, you've won the nineteen thirty six US

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Speaker 9: Basketball Olympics edition of.

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Speaker 8: Plenty of twenty.

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Speaker 5: I'm a harlemner and we don't have a gold medal

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Speaker 5: to give you, so instead you just get to choose

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Speaker 5: who gets shocked her Jose while they sing I Love

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Speaker 5: rock and Roll by Joan Jet.

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Speaker 3: Also recorded in nineteen thirty five.

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Speaker 9: I don't know.

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Speaker 7: I guess we'll just go Brook, I love rock and

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Speaker 5: That's your shock collar question of the day. We got

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Speaker 5: your phone tap coming up.

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Speaker 4: In just a few minutes, brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 5: I feel like listening to our show is like going

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Speaker 5: to a country style buffet.

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Speaker 6: Oh, I love those.

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Speaker 5: Alexis. Is that bowl of miniature corns a tiny kind

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Speaker 1: Yeah, everyone puts them on their plate.

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Speaker 5: Is the giant tray of buttery mashed potatoes. You love him,

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Speaker 6: The music.

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Speaker 4: I don't know, but I like it.

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Speaker 5: Brook is the old self serve ice cream machine.

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Speaker 4: I know.

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Speaker 5: It's just been here for decades.

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Speaker 7: Stud it hasn't been in twelve years.

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Speaker 6: Chocolate.

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Speaker 8: That's the time.

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Speaker 5: It's broken. One of the levers is sagging down, and

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Speaker 5: it serves up the plainest vanilla you have ever tasted.

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Speaker 1: But do you know what?

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Speaker 7: You always want to stick your head under that thing

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Speaker 7: yet more.

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Speaker 3: That's what you want.

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Speaker 5: It's a lawsuit waiting to happen. So I hope you're

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Speaker 5: who's in their why phase makes you realize how little

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Speaker 8: That's true.

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Speaker 5: The reason on this segment we don't ask each other why,

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Speaker 5: We just ask what's on your mind? No, it's a

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Speaker 3: My god.

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Speaker 7: So we went to the radio boot camp thing over

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Speaker 3: Including the owner of our company.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I had foot in mouth moments with her.

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Speaker 7: So the first thing I say is I'm really excited

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I've been here for four years. I've met her

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Speaker 5: She's visited us here in the studio.

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Speaker 7: How's your son and she goes, oh, yeah, well you

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Speaker 1: I'm like, that's so exciting, and she's like, put it

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Speaker 5: There's a big company email about it.

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Speaker 3: Then I had to admit I didn't read the freaking listen.

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Speaker 3: If our show gets canceled, it.

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Speaker 3: I tried to awkwardly just leave. She said, do you

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Speaker 3: need a glass of wine?

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Speaker 5: I'm like two?

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Speaker 6: Can I have two? I guess we'll know when it

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Speaker 10: So of courus at radio boot camp right after we land,

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Speaker 5: The VP said he is a vippe.

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Speaker 3: People gravel to these people.

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Speaker 6: So we're talking and he's like cool, I've known him

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Speaker 10: She's like, dude, I know you don't drink, but I

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Speaker 6: If you want something, again, this is the VP.

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Speaker 7: This is so on point for radio radios in the

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Speaker 6: So I'm almost like, is it's a test?

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Speaker 10: And I'm like, well, thanks, but no thing, like I'm.

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Speaker 5: Good if the VP offers you something you take.

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Speaker 6: I couldn't believe that he was, but he is that cool.

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Speaker 10: But I'm like, I feel anyway, so I politely declinent

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Speaker 10: I say that won't be necessary. An hour later, I'm

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Speaker 5: Told me to come find you.

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Speaker 10: He says the guy's name, and I'm like, oh, keep

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Speaker 6: A conversation with our bosses.

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Speaker 5: Bosses bosses bought like you should ask him if he

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Speaker 6: I'm like, uh no, no, I'm good.

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Speaker 10: Huh and then he goes, are you sure no, bust

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Speaker 6: Literally Claire zip.

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Speaker 10: Blog behind his back and is waving them at me

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Speaker 10: like are you sure?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 6: Literally am? I'm like no, no.

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Speaker 7: No, our show is gonna still be on.

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Speaker 8: After my series.

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Speaker 3: And then you with like the guy you were talking

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Speaker 3: to is right under the owner.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 10: So, I mean one of my radio vp absolutely respects

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Speaker 5: That's actually a really sweet story, alexis what's been on

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Speaker 5: your mind?

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Speaker 2: I mean, same page as of Also my first boot camp,

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Speaker 1: So many corporate meals I went to you.

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Speaker 7: Paid for by I mean that is the reason I

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't teach me the rostock. But it's like

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Speaker 2: So I looked if they ordered drinks, and that's how

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Speaker 2: I was struging, like I'm like, if they get drinks,

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Speaker 2: that's what you probably gossip make fun of some people

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Speaker 2: here and give there's drink, no drinks.

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Speaker 1: We might have to be a listener. So I learned that.

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Speaker 3: Okay, Okay.

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Speaker 2: Second, there's the people there that also don't know what's

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Speaker 1: And never did you own it?

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Speaker 3: Did you say thank you?

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Speaker 8: Yep?

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Speaker 1: You can't fake it till you make it.

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Speaker 5: It was the shrims guy by the way, make sure

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Speaker 2: And I'm trying to give everyone my time, you know,

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Speaker 2: thirty minutes. He's like writing down all my infos, so

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Speaker 2: I thought he's important.

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Speaker 1: I didn't know because it was just.

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Speaker 2: After a six concussion, so he needed to write down

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Speaker 1: And then I went into his.

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Speaker 2: Room where he had peach snops smearing off in a

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Speaker 2: start the party with him.

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Speaker 1: Did you I did not go No, no. But he

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Speaker 2: So I'm not there might be a future party, yeah, right,

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Speaker 2: company prob Yeah, Jeffrey, what's on your mind?

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Speaker 5: So? Yeah, at this radio boot camp, all the radio

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Speaker 5: personalities are all getting pumped up about the fall and

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Speaker 5: what did we learn? The very first presentation is how

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Speaker 5: the industry has never been in a more precarious position

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Speaker 3: I mean, it really set the tone for just a pressure.

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Speaker 1: There's still so much cheering.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, they're like, we have less money, people are doing

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Speaker 5: that we're exhausted, we're overworked, we're feeling neglected. A CEO

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Speaker 5: and actually it's probably gonna get a lot worse, so

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Speaker 5: buckle up. Oh and more good news. In a few years,

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Speaker 5: AI is probably gonna take all our jobs, and it's

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Speaker 5: somebody that you already know. AI. They're building the robot

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Speaker 5: better version of me. Every single word that I speak

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Speaker 5: right now goes into a digital library to create AI Jeff,

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Speaker 5: so they don't have to pay me.

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Speaker 7: Is he as moody as you are, considering a switch

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Speaker 7: and funnier?

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Speaker 13: So you're gonna go?

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Speaker 5: And then the executives have the gall after all that

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Speaker 5: to say, hey, guys, let's stop being so negative about radio. Okay,

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Speaker 5: there's a drink ticket out for you in the lobby.

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Speaker 8: Only one. Yeah, that's all we can afford.

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Speaker 5: Cheers to you and your dying future.

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Speaker 6: Okay, don't forget well's only Okay.

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Speaker 7: I met two people in line for drinks that had

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Speaker 5: Guy to the convention. They got fired. Yeah.

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Speaker 10: The girl wearing the Sasha said, looking, yeah, I congrat

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Speaker 6: My congratulations on whatever you're doing. She turned around, She's like,

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Speaker 6: I'm unemployed.

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Speaker 5: We're gonna be soon, so meet you on the unemployment line.

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Speaker 5: Text kid nine two, tell what's been on your mind?

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Speaker 4: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 5: We're in a lot of textans seventy five nine two

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Speaker 5: with people telling us what's on their minds. This one

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Speaker 5: says Brook is way hotter than Alexis.

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Speaker 7: Oh okay, okay, statement, is it my husband that texted him?

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Speaker 3: Because I hope that he thinks.

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Speaker 5: That because you told me.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, I mean, if he doesn't Alexis, I actually give

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Speaker 7: you hotter.

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Speaker 1: But you know he can't bring your husband.

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Speaker 3: Who else would text it?

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Speaker 6: I'm a tired mom slump.

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Speaker 5: Maybe if this is some sort of hot flash menopause joke,

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Speaker 5: it's not funny. Wait a minute, so whoever texted not cool?

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Speaker 5: Another text came in that said, I made spaghetti. It's good.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I love the spaghetti too.

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Speaker 5: Who's making spaghetti for breakfast?

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Speaker 3: I mean, have you tried it?

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Speaker 5: No, because I'm still saying.

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Speaker 1: Trips right now?

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Speaker 14: Okayland spaghetti Okato.

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Speaker 5: And one more Tex says what's on my mind? Nothing,

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Speaker 5: just the way I like it. Waiting for Laser Stories

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Speaker 5: to at least get some useless content up there. Finally

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Speaker 5: a listener on our level.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, I actually think you go into the negative when

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Speaker 7: you listen to this show backwards.

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Speaker 5: I think that's better. Make sure those brains are nice

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Speaker 5: and empty. Sniff some markers if you have to. Laser

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Speaker 5: Stories is coming.

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Speaker 4: Up, brooking Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 5: A couple days ago, we all went to something called

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Speaker 5: radio boot camp. It's broken Jeffrey in the Morning. It

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Speaker 5: was in San Diego. We all flew there, all four

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Speaker 5: saying I would have stayed out longer and hung out

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Speaker 5: with more people. But I didn't want to embarrass Brook

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Speaker 5: and make her look bad as the golden girl of

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Speaker 3: Excuse me, you all went to bed at like nine pm.

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Speaker 3: I drawn Alexus with me and she hung tough. Dude,

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Speaker 3: you always make fun of you, the old lady. Okay,

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Speaker 3: I didn't know anybody.

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Speaker 5: Brooked in and we said we were going to bed

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Speaker 5: while you went out to you when we weren't going

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Speaker 5: to tell you where.

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Speaker 3: We were going to bed. I know you're so lemb

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Speaker 3: you came with no stories.

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Speaker 5: Okay, Brook, get on, Brook, all right. We're running out

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Speaker 5: of time, because there were some rumors about you, Brooke,

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Speaker 5: and I just need you to confirm or.

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Speaker 3: Deny if they're That means I made an impact.

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Speaker 5: One rumor said you got so blitzed out at the

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Speaker 5: bars you were dumping drinks over other people's heads. Confirm

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Speaker 5: or deny.

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Speaker 3: That was actually a radio host from another show.

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Speaker 7: No, honestly, the girl dropped a like espresso martini on

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Speaker 3: Else's like a strangers. She thought she was made funny.

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Speaker 5: Brook, That was not you doing. You were just cheering

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Speaker 5: her on. Another rumor was you were going so hard

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Speaker 5: after the party was over that you stopped at the

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Speaker 5: to drink privately by yourself.

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Speaker 7: I carried it myself. I told Alexus right from the bat,

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Speaker 7: you do not touch up my credit cards on file.

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Speaker 7: Remember we shared. I couldn't even touch the water.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, like go to the tap girl.

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Speaker 5: Okay, well I ordered shots. So it seems like you're

461
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Speaker 5: kind of a lightweight there. But that's what our show

462
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Speaker 5: did over the last few days, just to get ourselves

463
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Speaker 5: mentally prepared to deliver radio greatness with the brand new

464
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Speaker 5: laser stories coming up. It's the radio segment that's reinvigorating

465
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Speaker 5: mall food courts by launching a Mexican food version of

466
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Speaker 5: Panda Express called Chop a Cabra Rapid, different flavors, same

467
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Speaker 5: terrifying results. With Laser Stories, the segment where we read

468
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Speaker 5: weird news stories around the globe, just like everyone else does,

469
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Speaker 5: except we've got a laser. Those other burrito bandidos just don't.

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Speaker 5: This first laser story is out of Pittsburgh. A thirty

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Speaker 5: four year old guy named Charles Felder showed up at

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Speaker 5: a random building at four am the other day, and

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Speaker 5: he immediately tried to break into the lobby by kicking

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Speaker 5: the glass doors and using garbage cans as battering rams.

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Speaker 3: Why did he want in so bad?

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Speaker 6: Wow?

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Speaker 5: The glass was thicker. Charles did not realize it was

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Speaker 5: two inch thick bulletproof glass.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god.

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Speaker 5: But he did crack it. Never got inside, though, although

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Speaker 5: he did manage to rip off a door handley, nobody

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Speaker 5: got progress close. He kept at it for three straight

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Speaker 5: hours and apparently no one noticed the whole time.

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Speaker 1: Wow.

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Speaker 5: A little after seven am, a police officer found him

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Speaker 5: next to the doors, passed out from exhaustion.

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Speaker 7: I bet more than a marathon, the door handles still

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Speaker 7: in his.

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Speaker 5: Hand probably, And it wasn't by chance the officer found

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Speaker 5: him there either, because the deputy was reporting for duty,

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Speaker 5: since the random building Charles picked to destroy was in

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Speaker 5: fact a local county jail.

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Speaker 3: Okay proof, yeahs Oh my god.

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Speaker 5: He resisted as they loaded him into an ambulance to

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Speaker 5: treat him for minor injuries, and he spit in the

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Speaker 5: medic's face.

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Speaker 3: Okay.

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Speaker 5: Now he's facing harassment and burglary related charges that.

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Speaker 3: He added harassment onto that good for him.

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Speaker 5: On the bright side, though, he's right where he wanted

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Speaker 5: to break into jail.

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Speaker 3: Maybe heard the food is good.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, good work, Charles. This next laser story is out

504
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Speaker 5: of the open road. This isn't going to be good

505
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Speaker 5: anyway I say it, so I'll just do it quick, okay.

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Speaker 5: A truck hauling forty eight pounds of molasses crashed into

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Speaker 5: a truck loaded with two tons of newer.

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Speaker 10: God, I thought you were gonna say, ran into a

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Speaker 10: white sugar van and they made sugar.

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Speaker 5: And nope, it's much much worse. Happened near Twin Falls, Idaho,

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Speaker 5: last weekend, right next to Brooks hometown. Witnesses said the

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Speaker 5: molasses truck plowed into the back of the manure truck.

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Speaker 5: Then the manure truck crashed and caught fire, So not

514
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Speaker 5: only was it gross and sticky, but now the stuff

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Speaker 5: was burning. A thousand pounds of syrup spilled out onto

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Speaker 5: the highway, sticky, and the road was partially blocked for

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Speaker 5: four and a half hours.

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Speaker 6: You don't imagine the problem they're gonna happen.

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Speaker 7: Can you imagine the smell when you're sitting in your

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Speaker 7: car in traffic?

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Speaker 6: Don't know what happened.

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Speaker 1: Then you're also like, well, this is where I live.

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Speaker 5: So Idaho State Police are investigating what caused the crash,

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Speaker 5: calling it the stickiest and stinky situation that they have

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Speaker 5: ever dealt with.

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Speaker 3: Whoever had to clean that up pay them more?

527
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Speaker 5: Yeah, you give them like a medal of honor. This

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Speaker 5: next lazer stories out of Awesome Autumn Headquarters is America's

529
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Speaker 5: love affair with pumpkin spice drawing to a close.

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Speaker 6: Ever, it doesn't feel what.

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Speaker 3: I don't know. I'm kind of over it.

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Speaker 8: Well, I love it.

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Speaker 5: Still not yet, but it may be in trouble. I

534
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Speaker 5: say that because even though the first day of fall

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Speaker 5: is still over a month out, an early poll for

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Speaker 5: it found fifty eight percent of Americans think pumpkin spice

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Speaker 5: is not the best fall flavor.

538
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Speaker 6: What would be there?

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Speaker 3: What tell me who's who's on top?

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Speaker 6: Out of life before pumpkins spice?

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Speaker 5: Right now, Pumpkins Wings only runs fourth overall? Wow, what

542
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Speaker 5: beat it? Number one was cinnamon Almost forty percent of

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Speaker 5: people said it's one of their favorite fall flavors.

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Speaker 3: It is good.

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Speaker 5: Number two salted caramel. Thirty seven percent of respondence, We're

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Speaker 5: all about it?

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Speaker 3: God you add that salt to that chocolate. I am in.

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Speaker 3: I am so sold.

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Speaker 6: We're going to smell or flavor here, it's flavor flavor.

550
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Speaker 6: I can see why. Okay, now over smells.

551
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Speaker 5: Now it's different. Next up at number three, candy Apple.

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Speaker 3: Okay, I don't.

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Speaker 1: Fall to happen yet, like I'm not ready.

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Speaker 5: As I mentioned before, pumpkin spice is fourth, with only

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Speaker 5: thirty two percent saying it's a favorite, followed by maple flavor, s'mores,

556
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Speaker 5: and pecan Oh.

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Speaker 3: I love all of them, like a pecan waffle or

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Speaker 3: that sounds so good. I was in way out as

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Speaker 3: a punkin spice waffle.

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Speaker 5: I mean some fake pumpkin spice is bas last stat,

561
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Speaker 5: are you more likely to feel sad when summer ends

562
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Speaker 5: or excited that fall is here?

563
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Speaker 4: Sad?

564
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Speaker 5: People were almost twice as likely to say they were

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Speaker 5: more excited that fall was starting.

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Speaker 6: I'm more excited for Christmas. Oh God, Christmas either.

567
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Speaker 5: This next sizer stories out of Research worlds storing there's

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Speaker 5: a new study out on the connection between life longevity

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Speaker 5: and facial attractiveness. And I will say it's not exactly

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Speaker 5: great news for some of us.

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Speaker 8: I'm dead, I.

572
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Speaker 6: Am I dead, right, now.

573
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Speaker 5: They looked at eight thousand yearbook photos from nineteen fifty seven.

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Speaker 6: Yearbook photos are so cringe.

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Speaker 3: Right, but nineteen fifty seven those are like classic ones.

576
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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, And they had independent arbiters rate their attractiveness.

577
00:26:42,160 --> 00:26:44,520
Speaker 5: Then they went and looked how and when those people

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Speaker 5: passed away or if they're still living Okay, so they'd

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Speaker 5: be in about their eighties right now. And they found

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Speaker 5: that ugly men live nearly a year less on average

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Speaker 5: than men who were considered good looking.

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Speaker 3: Really, they lived less.

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Speaker 5: Ugly guys die quicker. Yeah, even worse. Unattractive women lived

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Speaker 5: two years less than women who are more blessed than

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Speaker 5: the Looks Department.

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Speaker 7: It is still weird to talk about like grandparents that way, though.

587
00:27:14,359 --> 00:27:17,200
Speaker 5: You know, well, yeah, just think of them as hot

588
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Speaker 5: young high schoolers.

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Speaker 3: Oh, that makes it better, jeff.

590
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Speaker 6: High schoolers.

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Speaker 5: The study admits that they don't exactly know much about

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Speaker 5: the connection between attractiveness and longevity, but there could be

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Speaker 5: direct scientific and genetic explanations. Also could be societal prejudice

594
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Speaker 5: or pretty privilege.

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Speaker 2: That drawing hearts through your books over hot people might

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Speaker 2: pay off for future sciences.

597
00:27:43,920 --> 00:27:46,360
Speaker 3: Save a lot of time for a science degree.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, that's the idea. Attractive people are treated better in

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Speaker 5: day to day life. Pretty privilege and preferential treatment gives

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Speaker 5: them boosts along the way. So there you go. It's official.

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Speaker 5: Pretty people do live longer. And there is one guy

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Speaker 5: who's smiling big about that, Oh, because he's one hundred

603
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Speaker 5: and twenty eight in turtle years and he's got four

604
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Speaker 5: hundred more to go. Baby. That sounds the stories has

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Speaker 5: come to an end of the day. We're gonna do

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Speaker 5: it again, same time on.

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Speaker 4: Friday, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 5: There's a lot of sayings that people use in the

609
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Speaker 5: dating world, like go put yourself out there and also

610
00:28:22,960 --> 00:28:27,600
Speaker 5: the right one will find you when you least expect it. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 5: which one is it? Do I put myself out there?

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Speaker 5: Or do I stay home and wait by the door

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Speaker 5: till I least expected?

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Speaker 6: That's so confusing, joff.

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Speaker 3: I think it's just they're throwing everything out. Yeah, you know,

616
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Speaker 3: something will stick.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: Well what about when they say love is blind? Oh yeah,

619
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Speaker 5: but also love at first sight? Oh, how am I

620
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Speaker 5: supposed to deciphe for that something? And you know, Hollywood's

621
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Speaker 5: gonna try and capitalize on this confusion with their next

622
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Speaker 5: big reality show, blind Love at First Sight, put out

623
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Speaker 5: there while staying in expectedly.

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Speaker 3: It's gotta be on the cons will be drug.

625
00:29:06,960 --> 00:29:10,120
Speaker 5: That's the answer every time. So that's why I'm just

626
00:29:10,160 --> 00:29:13,840
Speaker 5: happy we have Battle of the Tinder Dates. It's way simple,

627
00:29:14,280 --> 00:29:17,800
Speaker 5: just regular nightmare dating stories that will haunt you for

628
00:29:17,840 --> 00:29:20,320
Speaker 5: the rest of your life. And it's coming up right

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Speaker 5: after this.

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Speaker 2: One dating app then dares right, the question is whose

631
00:29:28,880 --> 00:29:30,760
Speaker 2: love life is more tragic?

632
00:29:32,600 --> 00:29:35,080
Speaker 4: It's Battle of the Tinder Dates.

633
00:29:35,200 --> 00:29:37,680
Speaker 5: It's the dating game show that encourages you to return

634
00:29:37,760 --> 00:29:41,920
Speaker 5: the favor and lick peanut butter off of your dog's body. Sometimes. Yeah,

635
00:29:42,920 --> 00:29:46,520
Speaker 5: it's Battle of the Tender Dates, where two of our

636
00:29:46,520 --> 00:29:49,040
Speaker 5: listeners swear off to find out whose love life is

637
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Speaker 5: the most tragic. We'll explain the rules in just a second. First,

638
00:29:52,880 --> 00:29:56,840
Speaker 5: let's meet today's contestants. In this corner, she says the

639
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Speaker 5: two hottest things a man can have are confvidence and

640
00:30:01,320 --> 00:30:05,800
Speaker 5: type A B negative blood. Specific all the boys want

641
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Speaker 5: a first date transfusion with blood cell Michelle, Hi, girl.

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Speaker 3: I think you go with that like, oh blood it works.

643
00:30:15,440 --> 00:30:19,320
Speaker 5: For It's just for her. And in the other corner,

644
00:30:19,400 --> 00:30:22,720
Speaker 5: she likes to live dangerously and that's why on dinner dates,

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Speaker 5: she specifically requests the table with one wobbly leg Me climsy, Lindsey, that.

646
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Speaker 3: Is my most hated thing. As I go out of

647
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Speaker 3: my way to try and fix it up.

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Speaker 5: Lindsay finds it sexy. Here's how the game works. One

649
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Speaker 5: contestant will start by telling one of their worst date stories.

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Speaker 5: The other one try and counter with the nightmare story

651
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Speaker 5: of their own. We're going back and forth for three

652
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Speaker 5: rounds until we declare a winner. Let's get started with

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Speaker 5: blood Cell Michelle.

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Speaker 8: Let's go.

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Speaker 12: Okay, okay, So we needed a coffee shop and sit

656
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Speaker 12: down and this guy pulls out a laptop and then

657
00:31:03,880 --> 00:31:08,560
Speaker 12: turns it on and has this power point presentation ready

658
00:31:09,160 --> 00:31:11,760
Speaker 12: for me all about his exes.

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Speaker 7: Oh oh, I thought it was going to be like

660
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Speaker 7: his highlights.

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Speaker 5: Actually was like this could be informative.

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Speaker 3: No, okay, what did you learn?

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Speaker 2: Okay?

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Speaker 12: No, like grafs pitarts, some other reviews were like positive,

665
00:31:26,360 --> 00:31:31,520
Speaker 12: others were negative, and then details of how each relationship ended.

666
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Speaker 3: I can't believe they ended. He sounds like such.

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Speaker 12: I mean, he tells me I need to take notes

668
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Speaker 12: because he has about one hundred more slights to go through.

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Speaker 3: Oh, it sounds like you turned into a slide.

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00:31:45,520 --> 00:31:49,360
Speaker 5: Yeah, climsay, lindsay, we're over to you.

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00:31:49,760 --> 00:31:52,520
Speaker 14: This guy showed up at a bar wearing a full

672
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Speaker 14: medieval armor, and I mean he did not even know

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Speaker 14: who he was. And he came up and he said, hey,

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Speaker 14: I'm your date in this really creepy voice. And I said,

675
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Speaker 14: what are you doing? And he said, well, I'm normally

676
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Speaker 14: nervous to meet new people. And my therapist suggested I

677
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Speaker 14: wear this thing, this this medieval outfit as an icebreaker.

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Speaker 7: His therapist told him to do The therapist usually want

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Speaker 7: to disarm someone.

680
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Speaker 14: Right, And I told listen, dude, you need a new therapist.

681
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Speaker 14: We're done.

682
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Speaker 3: I'm glad you gave him life advice.

683
00:32:28,680 --> 00:32:31,280
Speaker 10: Yeah, I'm sorry, but ladies want a guy who can

684
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Speaker 10: protect him.

685
00:32:31,840 --> 00:32:33,600
Speaker 6: And then he shows up and now he's.

686
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Speaker 5: The weirdest, literally chasing away your Michelle.

687
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Speaker 12: We're back to you, okay, okay. So this guy invited

688
00:32:42,240 --> 00:32:44,760
Speaker 12: me to a museum and he said the entire time

689
00:32:44,840 --> 00:32:48,120
Speaker 12: complaining about the descriptions on the exhibit.

690
00:32:48,880 --> 00:32:50,520
Speaker 3: Why what was his issue?

691
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Speaker 12: Oh, because he is an expert, And he just kept

692
00:32:52,560 --> 00:32:54,040
Speaker 12: saying loudly, Well, that's wrang.

693
00:32:55,600 --> 00:32:57,480
Speaker 3: I bet he spends a lot of time online doing

694
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Speaker 3: the same thing.

695
00:33:00,240 --> 00:33:03,360
Speaker 12: He told me he belongs to a club that studies

696
00:33:03,400 --> 00:33:05,680
Speaker 12: the secrets of the universe.

697
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Speaker 5: Him get away.

698
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Speaker 14: Yes, I was at dinner with this really good looking

699
00:33:16,960 --> 00:33:20,680
Speaker 14: guy and we were having such a fun conversation and

700
00:33:20,720 --> 00:33:23,600
Speaker 14: in about an hour in we were still eating and

701
00:33:23,640 --> 00:33:26,840
Speaker 14: this alarm went off on his phone. He looked at

702
00:33:26,840 --> 00:33:28,600
Speaker 14: me and he said, I'm sorry, I have to leave.

703
00:33:29,120 --> 00:33:32,000
Speaker 5: And I was like, well, why, it's weird.

704
00:33:31,920 --> 00:33:33,640
Speaker 14: And then he just looked me straightened, and he said

705
00:33:33,640 --> 00:33:38,360
Speaker 14: he lost at fantasy football game and his punishment was

706
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Speaker 14: to go on a date for sixty minutes with a rando.

707
00:33:44,280 --> 00:33:46,040
Speaker 1: That's not a funny fantasy.

708
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Speaker 15: Right.

709
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Speaker 14: And get this, here's a kicker. He was also married.

710
00:33:52,600 --> 00:33:56,160
Speaker 6: Oh the kicker.

711
00:34:01,240 --> 00:34:04,040
Speaker 5: At least he's loyal to his wife. So that's okay.

712
00:34:04,320 --> 00:34:07,640
Speaker 5: Third and final round. We need your best stories, ladies, Michelle,

713
00:34:07,720 --> 00:34:08,680
Speaker 5: what have you got?

714
00:34:08,960 --> 00:34:09,360
Speaker 15: Okay?

715
00:34:09,440 --> 00:34:12,520
Speaker 12: So a guy invited me over for game night. I

716
00:34:12,520 --> 00:34:17,080
Speaker 12: thought with his friends. I didn't until he got there.

717
00:34:17,400 --> 00:34:24,960
Speaker 12: It was his family's weekly game night.

718
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Speaker 3: Please tell me you took them down in dictionary.

719
00:34:27,920 --> 00:34:30,239
Speaker 12: So I'm at the table with five people that are

720
00:34:30,520 --> 00:34:34,920
Speaker 12: all accidentally preferring to me as different exits, so my

721
00:34:35,040 --> 00:34:37,279
Speaker 12: name is never right. It's a different one every time.

722
00:34:39,120 --> 00:34:42,000
Speaker 5: A lot of girls wearing name tag when you go

723
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Speaker 5: to these.

724
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Speaker 12: And then at one point I get up to get

725
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Speaker 12: a drink and I came back in and I caught

726
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Speaker 12: them che Oh.

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00:34:52,600 --> 00:34:59,960
Speaker 5: Yeah, family, who doesn't cheat at family game night?

728
00:35:00,120 --> 00:35:00,840
Speaker 13: She got a lift?

729
00:35:01,680 --> 00:35:04,200
Speaker 5: Okay, Flimsy lindsay's your last chance?

730
00:35:04,480 --> 00:35:04,840
Speaker 13: Okay.

731
00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:07,920
Speaker 14: This guy took me to this nice Italian play and

732
00:35:08,040 --> 00:35:10,759
Speaker 14: he told me he had this really cool party trick.

733
00:35:11,480 --> 00:35:14,160
Speaker 14: And then he just started juggling breadsticks that were at

734
00:35:14,160 --> 00:35:14,640
Speaker 14: the table.

735
00:35:15,160 --> 00:35:19,960
Speaker 5: Oh, that's really funny cool, and.

736
00:35:19,920 --> 00:35:22,640
Speaker 14: I was shocked, but actually was kind of impressive because

737
00:35:22,640 --> 00:35:25,000
Speaker 14: those are hard to juggle, and he was struggling like

738
00:35:25,200 --> 00:35:27,480
Speaker 14: five of them. And then he said, well, guess what.

739
00:35:27,560 --> 00:35:29,040
Speaker 14: He kind of whispered to me, and he goes, I

740
00:35:29,040 --> 00:35:30,000
Speaker 14: have another trick.

741
00:35:29,880 --> 00:35:30,360
Speaker 4: To show me.

742
00:35:30,600 --> 00:35:34,279
Speaker 14: Okay, told me to look under the table at a

743
00:35:34,320 --> 00:35:37,400
Speaker 14: breadstick that was sticking out of his pants. Oh gosh,

744
00:35:39,480 --> 00:35:40,960
Speaker 14: and it wasn't a bread.

745
00:35:40,760 --> 00:35:43,160
Speaker 16: Slit that.

746
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Speaker 3: I can't believe.

747
00:35:45,960 --> 00:35:52,239
Speaker 7: He looks all right, there's another breadstick under there.

748
00:35:53,920 --> 00:35:56,000
Speaker 5: We got the final bell there that means the match

749
00:35:56,080 --> 00:35:58,880
Speaker 5: is over. We have to score at Alexis, who are

750
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Speaker 5: you giving me?

751
00:36:00,480 --> 00:36:04,120
Speaker 2: I'm just scarred Brooks for sure.

752
00:36:04,160 --> 00:36:05,439
Speaker 3: Lindsey with the breastick boy.

753
00:36:05,760 --> 00:36:10,800
Speaker 5: Oh congratulations, you're the winner of a Battle of the

754
00:36:10,840 --> 00:36:13,000
Speaker 5: Tender Dates and now you're more than just family on

755
00:36:13,040 --> 00:36:19,800
Speaker 5: the show. Yeah, I really love it. Text in seventy

756
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Speaker 5: five nine two. If you want to hear on the

757
00:36:21,600 --> 00:36:23,839
Speaker 5: next edition of Battle of the Tender Dates, your phone

758
00:36:23,880 --> 00:36:25,120
Speaker 5: TAP's coming up right after this.

759
00:36:25,719 --> 00:36:27,640
Speaker 4: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

760
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Speaker 5: Today, we call a woman who's very anxious because she's

761
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Speaker 5: hosting the biggest dinner party of her life, not only

762
00:36:35,800 --> 00:36:38,040
Speaker 5: her boss, but her boss's boss too.

763
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Speaker 3: Oh man.

764
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Speaker 5: So she hired a private chef that she found online,

765
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Speaker 5: and even though this person has multiple five star reviews,

766
00:36:44,920 --> 00:36:47,839
Speaker 5: she's still nervous about it, which is why her best

767
00:36:47,880 --> 00:36:50,480
Speaker 5: friend wanted to help loosen her up with a prank

768
00:36:50,600 --> 00:36:54,560
Speaker 5: call from the last second replacement chef who's gonna be

769
00:36:54,600 --> 00:36:57,640
Speaker 5: stepping in and she's special in her own way, and

770
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Speaker 5: you're gonna hear it your phone tap right now, said

771
00:37:00,280 --> 00:37:03,520
Speaker 5: another Mornings on the twenties.

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00:37:05,120 --> 00:37:07,759
Speaker 3: Hello, Hi, is this Jasmine?

773
00:37:08,800 --> 00:37:10,839
Speaker 15: Yes it is, who's calling clea.

774
00:37:11,520 --> 00:37:14,200
Speaker 3: Hi, So you don't know me yet. My name is Hannah.

775
00:37:14,280 --> 00:37:17,759
Speaker 7: I'm actually calling for Chef Juliet, the private chef you

776
00:37:17,880 --> 00:37:20,000
Speaker 7: hired for your dinner party tomorrow night.

777
00:37:21,440 --> 00:37:22,600
Speaker 13: Okay, how are you?

778
00:37:23,600 --> 00:37:27,280
Speaker 1: I'm good. I do have some good news bad news

779
00:37:27,360 --> 00:37:27,759
Speaker 1: for you.

780
00:37:28,239 --> 00:37:31,879
Speaker 3: Okay, bad news. Chef Juliet won't be able to make

781
00:37:31,920 --> 00:37:32,560
Speaker 3: your party.

782
00:37:33,400 --> 00:37:34,240
Speaker 13: What wait?

783
00:37:34,239 --> 00:37:34,279
Speaker 5: What?

784
00:37:35,040 --> 00:37:38,319
Speaker 3: Well, you've heard of the plague right that it's coming back.

785
00:37:39,480 --> 00:37:39,680
Speaker 9: No?

786
00:37:40,360 --> 00:37:42,319
Speaker 3: Oh, well catch up on that.

787
00:37:43,080 --> 00:37:46,520
Speaker 7: Good news, it's not the plague. But she isn't feeling well.

788
00:37:47,200 --> 00:37:49,959
Speaker 13: Wait okay, I'm really sorry she's not feeling well.

789
00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:51,840
Speaker 17: But who's going to fill in for Juliet?

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00:37:52,200 --> 00:37:58,080
Speaker 3: Well, that's the great news me. Yeah, I'm also a chef.

791
00:37:58,320 --> 00:38:01,879
Speaker 7: Don't worry, I will have your whole dinner cover.

792
00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:04,600
Speaker 15: Wait, I don't understand, like, no offense against you, but

793
00:38:04,880 --> 00:38:08,879
Speaker 15: I looked up Juliette online. She had so many great reviews. Yes,

794
00:38:09,360 --> 00:38:10,440
Speaker 15: I don't know anything about you.

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00:38:10,560 --> 00:38:13,560
Speaker 7: Well, that's why I'm calling to introduce myself. I did

796
00:38:13,600 --> 00:38:16,400
Speaker 7: get your menus already, and I also needed to discuss

797
00:38:17,320 --> 00:38:19,040
Speaker 7: just a little condition that I have.

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00:38:19,960 --> 00:38:22,560
Speaker 15: I don't I mean, I have some conditions because we've

799
00:38:22,560 --> 00:38:23,240
Speaker 15: got allergies.

800
00:38:23,239 --> 00:38:24,440
Speaker 13: But what are your conditions?

801
00:38:24,440 --> 00:38:26,400
Speaker 7: Oh no, no, no, that's not what I'm talking about.

802
00:38:26,600 --> 00:38:28,560
Speaker 7: I'm talking about nocturnal nomnitis.

803
00:38:29,040 --> 00:38:30,080
Speaker 3: It's a medical condition.

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00:38:30,640 --> 00:38:32,520
Speaker 15: Wait wait wait, wait, wait wait, I you cut out

805
00:38:32,560 --> 00:38:35,440
Speaker 15: for a second. I think did you say nocturnal nonitis.

806
00:38:35,480 --> 00:38:36,160
Speaker 14: I've never heard of.

807
00:38:36,160 --> 00:38:40,520
Speaker 7: That nomnitis non nism number.

808
00:38:42,840 --> 00:38:44,480
Speaker 3: Came up in the medical world for that.

809
00:38:44,560 --> 00:38:49,840
Speaker 7: Yeah, Basically, what it is is I cook while I sleep,

810
00:38:52,080 --> 00:38:55,719
Speaker 7: like sleep walking, where some people are fully functional when

811
00:38:55,719 --> 00:38:56,440
Speaker 7: they're asleep.

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00:38:57,040 --> 00:38:58,120
Speaker 3: You can't even really tell you.

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00:38:58,719 --> 00:39:01,320
Speaker 13: I'm throwing for a numbers reasons.

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00:39:01,040 --> 00:39:04,400
Speaker 15: Number one like this is the most important dinner party

815
00:39:04,440 --> 00:39:05,280
Speaker 15: of my life.

816
00:39:05,320 --> 00:39:08,920
Speaker 7: Oh and I am not taking it lightly, not lying

817
00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:11,759
Speaker 7: down either, because I actually I don't lay down while

818
00:39:11,800 --> 00:39:12,200
Speaker 7: I sleep.

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00:39:12,200 --> 00:39:14,640
Speaker 3: I'm I'm up, I'm cooking, I'm soup playing.

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00:39:14,800 --> 00:39:17,080
Speaker 15: I'm I am not comfortable with this at I'll use

821
00:39:17,200 --> 00:39:18,160
Speaker 15: sleep cook like.

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00:39:18,280 --> 00:39:20,560
Speaker 7: I was pretty upset when I got the diagnosis, but

823
00:39:20,719 --> 00:39:22,560
Speaker 7: I chose to look on the brighter side, like think

824
00:39:22,600 --> 00:39:24,400
Speaker 7: of this when I bird myself.

825
00:39:24,760 --> 00:39:27,359
Speaker 3: I don't even realize it. Okay, you'll never hear one

826
00:39:27,440 --> 00:39:28,960
Speaker 3: scream coming from your kitchen.

827
00:39:29,600 --> 00:39:31,839
Speaker 15: If you think that I'm actually gonna go with this,

828
00:39:32,200 --> 00:39:32,920
Speaker 15: then you are in.

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00:39:33,120 --> 00:39:35,120
Speaker 3: I just don't think you're seeing the benefits here.

830
00:39:35,560 --> 00:39:38,080
Speaker 7: Not only is the meal delicious, you don't have some

831
00:39:38,320 --> 00:39:41,879
Speaker 7: chef coming out yacking on and on about where they

832
00:39:41,920 --> 00:39:45,239
Speaker 7: got the vegetables from and what farm, and you see,

833
00:39:45,320 --> 00:39:47,000
Speaker 7: I will just stumble out.

834
00:39:47,080 --> 00:39:47,800
Speaker 14: You stumble.

835
00:39:48,200 --> 00:39:51,080
Speaker 3: It's a graceful stumble. And I've only spilled probably three

836
00:39:51,080 --> 00:39:51,600
Speaker 3: dishes in.

837
00:39:51,560 --> 00:39:52,200
Speaker 5: The last month.

838
00:39:52,600 --> 00:39:53,800
Speaker 14: I am about to scream.

839
00:39:54,160 --> 00:39:56,680
Speaker 3: I see your glass half empty sort of person.

840
00:39:56,719 --> 00:39:59,040
Speaker 13: Maybe none of this is making me feel any better?

841
00:39:59,200 --> 00:40:01,720
Speaker 3: Can I just ask you? Have you ever read Chef

842
00:40:01,719 --> 00:40:03,160
Speaker 3: boy or D's memoir?

843
00:40:03,760 --> 00:40:06,240
Speaker 5: You can't wrap me the only guy I don't care.

844
00:40:06,160 --> 00:40:09,400
Speaker 7: To actually learn a great deal about nocturnal non nitis

845
00:40:09,440 --> 00:40:11,000
Speaker 7: because you're not at it too.

846
00:40:11,640 --> 00:40:13,240
Speaker 3: And look where that took him.

847
00:40:13,760 --> 00:40:18,200
Speaker 15: I literally never heard of nocturnal non non nitis until

848
00:40:18,239 --> 00:40:20,040
Speaker 15: you just said it. And I'm trying to google it

849
00:40:20,080 --> 00:40:21,160
Speaker 15: and it's not coming up.

850
00:40:21,160 --> 00:40:24,200
Speaker 3: I'm coming look for n N and and disorder.

851
00:40:24,960 --> 00:40:26,960
Speaker 13: I am not amused by this at all.

852
00:40:27,440 --> 00:40:28,000
Speaker 3: I'm not either.

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00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:30,719
Speaker 7: It's a very serious medical condition. I've just parlayed it

854
00:40:30,719 --> 00:40:31,560
Speaker 7: into a great career.

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00:40:32,040 --> 00:40:34,480
Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying. When life gives you lemons,

856
00:40:34,600 --> 00:40:36,279
Speaker 3: you fall asleep and make them a ring.

857
00:40:36,960 --> 00:40:38,839
Speaker 14: Are you hitting me right now?

858
00:40:38,840 --> 00:40:40,799
Speaker 3: Because actually I am kind of kidding you, And so

859
00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:42,120
Speaker 3: is your friend Thomas.

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00:40:43,080 --> 00:40:43,160
Speaker 9: What.

861
00:40:43,880 --> 00:40:45,680
Speaker 7: Yeah, because he's the one that said you would be

862
00:40:45,680 --> 00:40:47,160
Speaker 7: gullible enough to fall for this.

863
00:40:48,320 --> 00:40:53,040
Speaker 3: Wait, it's a phone tap. This is Brooke from Brook

864
00:40:53,080 --> 00:40:54,120
Speaker 3: and Jeffrey in the Morning.

865
00:40:54,480 --> 00:40:57,560
Speaker 7: Wait what we made everything up because Thomas said he's

866
00:40:57,600 --> 00:40:59,600
Speaker 7: excited about your dinner party in a couple of nights

867
00:41:00,320 --> 00:41:01,600
Speaker 7: and he wanted to mess with you.

868
00:41:01,640 --> 00:41:03,560
Speaker 4: Wait, so Julia is gonna be there.

869
00:41:03,840 --> 00:41:06,760
Speaker 13: Yes, I've been to this person, like totally.

870
00:41:06,400 --> 00:41:10,200
Speaker 15: Drooling over all my like supervisors dinners and my dinner.

871
00:41:11,560 --> 00:41:13,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's my nocturnal Nom Nom sauce.

872
00:41:13,800 --> 00:41:15,520
Speaker 3: And for you, it's on the house.

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00:41:15,880 --> 00:41:19,520
Speaker 13: Oh god, wake up.

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00:41:19,560 --> 00:41:22,480
Speaker 4: Every morning was fu tap weekday mornings on the twenties

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00:41:23,040 --> 00:41:24,600
Speaker 4: Brooking Jeffrey in the Morning.

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00:41:26,400 --> 00:41:29,680
Speaker 5: Today, not only are you gonna hear about a very

877
00:41:29,719 --> 00:41:32,080
Speaker 5: strange but interesting first date.

878
00:41:32,239 --> 00:41:33,520
Speaker 6: Okay, I like that, you're.

879
00:41:33,320 --> 00:41:36,640
Speaker 5: Also gonna learn a genius hack that will help you

880
00:41:36,719 --> 00:41:40,919
Speaker 5: start up a conversation with literally anybody that you see

881
00:41:40,960 --> 00:41:44,040
Speaker 5: out at a bar. Okay, well that's awesome, Alexis. You

882
00:41:44,080 --> 00:41:46,920
Speaker 5: could walk up to Michael B. Jordan and give him

883
00:41:46,920 --> 00:41:49,680
Speaker 5: this line and he wouldn't say no to you.

884
00:41:50,080 --> 00:41:52,640
Speaker 3: Oh, let's go.

885
00:41:52,800 --> 00:41:56,520
Speaker 5: I'm gonna find out what this pro level dating hack

886
00:41:56,719 --> 00:42:02,080
Speaker 5: is in it. It's your brand new second date update.

887
00:42:02,280 --> 00:42:07,799
Speaker 5: Right after this second date update. I just saw a

888
00:42:07,880 --> 00:42:12,080
Speaker 5: dating study that found eighty six percent of women who

889
00:42:12,120 --> 00:42:16,480
Speaker 5: make the first move will end up marrying that person

890
00:42:16,920 --> 00:42:19,480
Speaker 5: who isn't that crazy.

891
00:42:21,320 --> 00:42:22,600
Speaker 6: On me recently? This is great.

892
00:42:24,160 --> 00:42:24,520
Speaker 8: Guys.

893
00:42:24,640 --> 00:42:27,480
Speaker 5: If you ever see a girl walking towards you at

894
00:42:27,520 --> 00:42:32,080
Speaker 5: a bar making eye contact, you need to run, okay,

895
00:42:32,200 --> 00:42:35,040
Speaker 5: or throw a glass of beer against the wall, pull

896
00:42:35,080 --> 00:42:38,600
Speaker 5: the fire alarm, whatever distraction you need to make, because

897
00:42:38,680 --> 00:42:43,920
Speaker 5: if she does successfully make contact, science says you're about

898
00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:45,880
Speaker 5: to be tied to that woman for reverence.

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00:42:45,960 --> 00:42:46,880
Speaker 8: No, let me bring it.

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00:42:46,960 --> 00:42:50,279
Speaker 5: Up because one of our listeners, Julia, says that she

901
00:42:50,640 --> 00:42:53,279
Speaker 5: recently made the first move on a guy for you,

902
00:42:53,719 --> 00:42:56,160
Speaker 5: and now she needs our help. So, Julia, can I

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00:42:56,200 --> 00:42:59,600
Speaker 5: assume you're also ready to walk down the aisle with him.

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Speaker 11: And say I, oh my gosh, yes, yes, did you

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Speaker 11: really just agree to that?

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00:43:05,320 --> 00:43:08,520
Speaker 5: Julia?

907
00:43:08,840 --> 00:43:09,040
Speaker 4: Wait?

908
00:43:09,160 --> 00:43:11,120
Speaker 3: Is she being sarcastic? Are you being sarcastic?

909
00:43:11,600 --> 00:43:12,080
Speaker 6: No?

910
00:43:12,400 --> 00:43:12,480
Speaker 9: Not?

911
00:43:13,120 --> 00:43:16,440
Speaker 17: I mean I'm getting older and I also saw this

912
00:43:16,520 --> 00:43:18,839
Speaker 17: study and I was like, you know what, I'm going

913
00:43:18,920 --> 00:43:21,400
Speaker 17: to make it happen. I'm gonna be more proactive.

914
00:43:22,120 --> 00:43:25,000
Speaker 3: All right, So who is your victim?

915
00:43:25,760 --> 00:43:28,279
Speaker 5: Okay, so good choice of words there.

916
00:43:28,440 --> 00:43:30,840
Speaker 17: I was going out with my girlfriend and I have

917
00:43:30,920 --> 00:43:32,759
Speaker 17: this thing that I do where I go up to

918
00:43:32,840 --> 00:43:35,160
Speaker 17: a guy and I'll ask him to take a photo

919
00:43:35,200 --> 00:43:35,520
Speaker 17: of us.

920
00:43:35,560 --> 00:43:39,640
Speaker 3: Okay, yes, he's going to be a good photo.

921
00:43:39,680 --> 00:43:44,880
Speaker 5: But that doesn't sound like it's the point is not

922
00:43:44,960 --> 00:43:48,840
Speaker 5: to get a good photo. I'm just going to delete

923
00:43:48,840 --> 00:43:52,839
Speaker 5: it immediately. But it helps you, like have a good icebreaker,

924
00:43:52,920 --> 00:43:54,200
Speaker 5: I guess, in order to meet him.

925
00:43:54,760 --> 00:43:57,120
Speaker 17: Yeah, exactly. And I think this was the third time

926
00:43:57,160 --> 00:44:00,640
Speaker 17: I had done this, and we had this kind the chemistry,

927
00:44:00,800 --> 00:44:03,319
Speaker 17: kind of awkward chemistry, but you can feel it.

928
00:44:03,520 --> 00:44:05,720
Speaker 3: Okay, you guys are in a bar, he takes your photo.

929
00:44:06,280 --> 00:44:06,680
Speaker 16: Yeah.

930
00:44:06,719 --> 00:44:08,359
Speaker 17: So then I was like, oh, he already has my phone.

931
00:44:08,440 --> 00:44:10,880
Speaker 17: I was like, do you wanna go for Pie?

932
00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:12,799
Speaker 14: And he was like what why?

933
00:44:13,040 --> 00:44:16,560
Speaker 1: I thought put your phone number in my son?

934
00:44:18,120 --> 00:44:20,799
Speaker 5: Have we even have we even learned what his name

935
00:44:20,880 --> 00:44:23,120
Speaker 5: is yet? Or are you just immediately asking him out

936
00:44:23,120 --> 00:44:23,680
Speaker 5: to pie?

937
00:44:24,520 --> 00:44:24,719
Speaker 3: No?

938
00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:30,200
Speaker 14: We did names first. Okay, Okay, what is his name Travis.

939
00:44:29,680 --> 00:44:33,400
Speaker 7: Travis Tras is the pie move what you did on

940
00:44:33,440 --> 00:44:34,480
Speaker 7: the other two guys too?

941
00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:37,160
Speaker 17: No, No, this was a new one for me. I

942
00:44:37,200 --> 00:44:39,839
Speaker 17: was like, I saw the viral video of this cute

943
00:44:39,840 --> 00:44:41,240
Speaker 17: little pie shop in our area.

944
00:44:41,800 --> 00:44:42,200
Speaker 16: I don't think.

945
00:44:42,480 --> 00:44:45,120
Speaker 3: Okay, but you're at a bar. Is it open still

946
00:44:45,239 --> 00:44:46,920
Speaker 3: like pie shops are usually.

947
00:44:49,200 --> 00:44:51,280
Speaker 17: We got our numbers and we were texting back and forth.

948
00:44:51,480 --> 00:44:54,320
Speaker 5: Okay, so you're not doing pie that night, you're asking

949
00:44:54,360 --> 00:44:57,399
Speaker 5: for a later date. You can meet up and get

950
00:44:57,440 --> 00:44:58,840
Speaker 5: pot Okay.

951
00:44:58,480 --> 00:45:00,560
Speaker 17: Yes, so I picked him up. Is I was the

952
00:45:00,600 --> 00:45:01,799
Speaker 17: one that suggested the date.

953
00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:05,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, she knows where the pie is.

954
00:45:06,480 --> 00:45:07,000
Speaker 5: Okay.

955
00:45:07,239 --> 00:45:09,239
Speaker 17: And we come to look upon this house and I

956
00:45:09,239 --> 00:45:10,080
Speaker 17: was like, this can't be it.

957
00:45:10,160 --> 00:45:12,160
Speaker 5: We made a wrong turn at a house.

958
00:45:12,760 --> 00:45:15,880
Speaker 17: Yeah, at a house, like a cute house for a porch.

959
00:45:16,520 --> 00:45:19,200
Speaker 17: And then I see this little son It says pies

960
00:45:19,239 --> 00:45:20,960
Speaker 17: and with the arrow, and I was like, huh, this

961
00:45:21,040 --> 00:45:21,520
Speaker 17: must be it.

962
00:45:21,600 --> 00:45:23,880
Speaker 3: Oh my god, it feels even more legit now speak

963
00:45:23,920 --> 00:45:24,839
Speaker 3: easy pie shop.

964
00:45:26,080 --> 00:45:27,280
Speaker 5: That's awkward, weird?

965
00:45:27,280 --> 00:45:28,400
Speaker 3: Oh, I think it's so exciting.

966
00:45:29,120 --> 00:45:29,920
Speaker 8: You're just gonna walk.

967
00:45:29,800 --> 00:45:33,319
Speaker 5: Into somebody's house and ask for her pies best food.

968
00:45:33,320 --> 00:45:35,239
Speaker 6: This is like when a Grandma has tamales on the

969
00:45:35,280 --> 00:45:37,280
Speaker 6: side of the wall. You want to buy those tamales?

970
00:45:37,320 --> 00:45:37,440
Speaker 16: Bro.

971
00:45:37,600 --> 00:45:39,840
Speaker 5: I can't believe you guys think this is so normal

972
00:45:39,920 --> 00:45:42,879
Speaker 5: to just have a pie shop inside of somebody's home.

973
00:45:42,920 --> 00:45:44,239
Speaker 7: I don't think it's normal. That's why I want the

974
00:45:44,239 --> 00:45:45,640
Speaker 7: address to be able to go myself.

975
00:45:45,800 --> 00:45:46,680
Speaker 5: Joh, Okay.

976
00:45:46,960 --> 00:45:48,880
Speaker 6: What was it like inside? Was it sketch?

977
00:45:49,280 --> 00:45:52,359
Speaker 17: We opened the door? Yeah, and it's a living room

978
00:45:52,440 --> 00:45:55,360
Speaker 17: full of pies, because, like, I bet.

979
00:45:55,239 --> 00:45:56,120
Speaker 6: That smells.

980
00:45:57,560 --> 00:45:57,840
Speaker 17: Okay?

981
00:45:58,400 --> 00:46:00,560
Speaker 5: And what is there like an employee there that's there

982
00:46:00,560 --> 00:46:02,600
Speaker 5: to like help you pick out your pie employee?

983
00:46:04,320 --> 00:46:05,160
Speaker 14: That was the weird part.

984
00:46:05,200 --> 00:46:06,080
Speaker 17: There was no one there.

985
00:46:06,200 --> 00:46:09,920
Speaker 5: Oh okay, So you broke into someone's empty home and

986
00:46:09,960 --> 00:46:10,800
Speaker 5: stole their pies.

987
00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:11,799
Speaker 6: Actually at this.

988
00:46:11,719 --> 00:46:14,640
Speaker 3: Point, yeah, there was a sign jep it's legit.

989
00:46:16,239 --> 00:46:18,000
Speaker 5: Yeah, as long as there's a welcome mat on the

990
00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:20,399
Speaker 5: ground anywhere, any house you can go into.

991
00:46:20,719 --> 00:46:22,280
Speaker 6: My idea, this is sketchy.

992
00:46:22,320 --> 00:46:23,520
Speaker 3: It's pie arrow.

993
00:46:23,719 --> 00:46:25,080
Speaker 5: Okay. So what do you do now that you're in

994
00:46:25,120 --> 00:46:26,400
Speaker 5: this living room full of pies?

995
00:46:26,920 --> 00:46:29,239
Speaker 17: Well, we're looking around, we're getting a little freaked out

996
00:46:29,239 --> 00:46:31,279
Speaker 17: a little bit, and then we see this sign that

997
00:46:31,320 --> 00:46:37,239
Speaker 17: says honor system. Okay, I go back to my car,

998
00:46:37,320 --> 00:46:41,240
Speaker 17: gets the bag because we bought three three pie pies.

999
00:46:41,360 --> 00:46:45,120
Speaker 5: Wow, a lot of pie.

1000
00:46:45,360 --> 00:46:46,680
Speaker 3: So you take the pie?

1001
00:46:46,760 --> 00:46:49,000
Speaker 5: So yeah, you take the pies out? Like what do

1002
00:46:49,040 --> 00:46:51,000
Speaker 5: you do where you eat them? Yeah?

1003
00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:53,400
Speaker 17: They had these plastic sports theras. And then I'll say, okay, well,

1004
00:46:53,440 --> 00:46:55,399
Speaker 17: I guess we'll just eat in the car, like because

1005
00:46:55,400 --> 00:46:56,239
Speaker 17: there's nowhere to sit.

1006
00:46:56,600 --> 00:46:59,440
Speaker 7: Wait, now you're having car pie.

1007
00:46:59,320 --> 00:46:59,520
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1008
00:47:00,080 --> 00:47:03,440
Speaker 2: I think it's really cute and romantic, a romantic first date.

1009
00:47:03,880 --> 00:47:06,959
Speaker 5: Maybe for women. This is sounding very romantic. As a guy,

1010
00:47:07,440 --> 00:47:09,719
Speaker 5: I don't know if this is the hottest date I've

1011
00:47:09,719 --> 00:47:10,640
Speaker 5: ever seen romantic.

1012
00:47:10,680 --> 00:47:11,120
Speaker 1: It's fun.

1013
00:47:11,560 --> 00:47:14,000
Speaker 5: It is fun again for women, that sounds like a

1014
00:47:14,040 --> 00:47:16,759
Speaker 5: great TI. I'm just not a sit in a car

1015
00:47:16,880 --> 00:47:20,279
Speaker 5: eat pie type of gama. But how did it go

1016
00:47:20,440 --> 00:47:22,760
Speaker 5: with you and Travis eating car pie?

1017
00:47:23,120 --> 00:47:24,320
Speaker 17: It was a little awkward?

1018
00:47:24,680 --> 00:47:26,680
Speaker 3: Okay? Why Why was it awkward.

1019
00:47:26,840 --> 00:47:29,920
Speaker 17: Because both of us are holding a pie and like

1020
00:47:30,120 --> 00:47:31,520
Speaker 17: eating it with a plastic fork.

1021
00:47:31,719 --> 00:47:31,959
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1022
00:47:32,040 --> 00:47:35,759
Speaker 7: Okay, I mean did it end like did you eat

1023
00:47:35,800 --> 00:47:36,440
Speaker 7: the whole pie?

1024
00:47:37,320 --> 00:47:37,600
Speaker 12: No?

1025
00:47:38,440 --> 00:47:39,000
Speaker 3: The problem I.

1026
00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:41,040
Speaker 17: Actually didn't really know how to end it, so I

1027
00:47:41,120 --> 00:47:43,600
Speaker 17: just went back to the beginning of how we first met,

1028
00:47:43,640 --> 00:47:45,600
Speaker 17: and I was like, can you take a picture of

1029
00:47:45,640 --> 00:47:46,520
Speaker 17: me eating this pie.

1030
00:47:52,160 --> 00:47:52,799
Speaker 1: I want to.

1031
00:47:52,719 --> 00:47:54,160
Speaker 3: See this photo so bad.

1032
00:47:54,840 --> 00:47:56,320
Speaker 6: How did he react? Is it important?

1033
00:47:56,680 --> 00:47:58,360
Speaker 17: He was like, oh my gosh.

1034
00:47:58,480 --> 00:48:01,560
Speaker 7: Yeah, it sounds like there's like a brief, awkward moment,

1035
00:48:01,640 --> 00:48:03,200
Speaker 7: like it's not like your fault.

1036
00:48:03,239 --> 00:48:04,040
Speaker 1: He didn't do anything either.

1037
00:48:04,160 --> 00:48:06,640
Speaker 5: Sure, So how is it between you and Travis? Now?

1038
00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:07,439
Speaker 5: Good question?

1039
00:48:08,200 --> 00:48:11,719
Speaker 17: Well, I dropped him on and I texted him and

1040
00:48:11,880 --> 00:48:14,800
Speaker 17: spent like cordial, but nothing like, Hey, let's go on

1041
00:48:14,800 --> 00:48:15,319
Speaker 17: another date.

1042
00:48:15,600 --> 00:48:18,920
Speaker 7: Okay, you should take him on a pastry tour of

1043
00:48:18,960 --> 00:48:19,640
Speaker 7: the city.

1044
00:48:19,719 --> 00:48:20,319
Speaker 8: I think we've had.

1045
00:48:20,760 --> 00:48:23,439
Speaker 5: You've done enough of like the bakery theme for once.

1046
00:48:23,760 --> 00:48:26,320
Speaker 6: Yeah, maybe just like Netflix and chill or a bar.

1047
00:48:26,440 --> 00:48:29,399
Speaker 5: Like I don't know, maybe more like a normal date.

1048
00:48:29,640 --> 00:48:32,040
Speaker 17: I can't even get him to ask me for another date,

1049
00:48:32,080 --> 00:48:33,160
Speaker 17: so let's just start therapist.

1050
00:48:33,200 --> 00:48:35,000
Speaker 1: Okay, it is his turn this time.

1051
00:48:35,080 --> 00:48:36,960
Speaker 5: We'll see what he hasks to say when we come

1052
00:48:36,960 --> 00:48:38,520
Speaker 5: back and give him a call and try and get

1053
00:48:38,560 --> 00:48:42,320
Speaker 5: you your second date update a la mode right after that. Okay,

1054
00:48:43,560 --> 00:48:48,279
Speaker 5: second date update. You know what's more romantic than a

1055
00:48:48,360 --> 00:48:52,839
Speaker 5: quaint little pie shop in someone's empty living room? What, yeah,

1056
00:48:53,080 --> 00:48:57,080
Speaker 5: is taking those pies and walking twenty feet outside to

1057
00:48:57,200 --> 00:49:02,080
Speaker 5: the driveway and eating them in your car with plastic forks.

1058
00:49:04,080 --> 00:49:06,600
Speaker 5: Sounds like a scene from the TLC show My Four

1059
00:49:06,680 --> 00:49:10,880
Speaker 5: hundred Pounds Life su yet, but it's not. It's actually

1060
00:49:11,040 --> 00:49:13,319
Speaker 5: a date that our listener Julia went on with a

1061
00:49:13,320 --> 00:49:17,640
Speaker 5: guy named Travis, and she probably ended up throwing up

1062
00:49:17,640 --> 00:49:20,239
Speaker 5: from eating so much pie. And she didn't say that,

1063
00:49:20,560 --> 00:49:22,839
Speaker 5: but we do know that the guy she went out

1064
00:49:22,840 --> 00:49:26,759
Speaker 5: with is not initiating another hangout, which is disappointing to her.

1065
00:49:27,160 --> 00:49:29,759
Speaker 5: So she's turned to us for a little bit of help.

1066
00:49:30,239 --> 00:49:32,520
Speaker 3: I mean, have you texted him or anything? You said?

1067
00:49:32,560 --> 00:49:33,440
Speaker 3: You talked a little bit.

1068
00:49:34,040 --> 00:49:36,720
Speaker 17: Yeah, he's just kind of neutral.

1069
00:49:36,920 --> 00:49:37,280
Speaker 5: Hmmm.

1070
00:49:37,800 --> 00:49:39,680
Speaker 7: Did you introduce him to the best pie of his

1071
00:49:39,800 --> 00:49:41,520
Speaker 7: life and you get neutrality back?

1072
00:49:41,560 --> 00:49:42,200
Speaker 3: How dare he?

1073
00:49:42,719 --> 00:49:44,600
Speaker 17: I mean, he didn't go off on the pie like

1074
00:49:44,680 --> 00:49:47,080
Speaker 17: I did. I was like, Wow, this cherry's delicious, and

1075
00:49:47,120 --> 00:49:49,160
Speaker 17: he was like, yeah, it's pretty good.

1076
00:49:49,200 --> 00:49:50,399
Speaker 3: It's pretty good.

1077
00:49:51,440 --> 00:49:52,680
Speaker 8: You may he's not.

1078
00:49:54,040 --> 00:49:56,440
Speaker 5: We're gonna find out when we call Travis right now.

1079
00:49:56,480 --> 00:49:59,319
Speaker 5: Hopefully he answers the phone and has some explanation.

1080
00:49:59,600 --> 00:49:59,799
Speaker 14: Yeah.

1081
00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:01,319
Speaker 17: I want to know. I want to know what's up

1082
00:50:01,400 --> 00:50:03,319
Speaker 17: because I can fix whatever the problem is.

1083
00:50:03,400 --> 00:50:05,920
Speaker 7: You can, Yet, I like it. I like that attitude.

1084
00:50:05,920 --> 00:50:07,040
Speaker 7: That's attitude.

1085
00:50:07,120 --> 00:50:08,719
Speaker 5: I just hope his mouth isn't full when he picks

1086
00:50:08,800 --> 00:50:10,360
Speaker 5: up the phone. Here we go. I'm in a dillas

1087
00:50:10,440 --> 00:50:26,000
Speaker 5: number right now. Hello, Hey, is this Travis. Yes, yes,

1088
00:50:26,080 --> 00:50:29,440
Speaker 5: you may, thank you for asking permission for that. My

1089
00:50:29,560 --> 00:50:31,879
Speaker 5: name is jeff and I'm part of a radio show

1090
00:50:31,960 --> 00:50:34,799
Speaker 5: called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. And you are

1091
00:50:34,840 --> 00:50:36,839
Speaker 5: on that radio show right now.

1092
00:50:39,600 --> 00:50:41,879
Speaker 13: What what can I do for it?

1093
00:50:42,400 --> 00:50:45,680
Speaker 5: I was wondering, have you heard of a segment that

1094
00:50:45,719 --> 00:50:50,480
Speaker 5: we do on the radio sometimes called audio First Nobody?

1095
00:50:50,600 --> 00:50:52,120
Speaker 3: Nobody has heard of.

1096
00:50:53,960 --> 00:50:56,000
Speaker 5: Well, it's a great segment. You should listen to our

1097
00:50:56,000 --> 00:50:58,040
Speaker 5: podcast sometime at Brook and Jeffrey.

1098
00:50:58,200 --> 00:51:01,240
Speaker 3: But that's not that's not the segment you're on, Travis.

1099
00:51:01,280 --> 00:51:04,000
Speaker 5: We're doing a less fun segment than that called second

1100
00:51:04,080 --> 00:51:07,600
Speaker 5: Date Update or or Most Successful. But that's okay. Well yeah,

1101
00:51:07,600 --> 00:51:10,520
Speaker 5: but this is where we try and help out our

1102
00:51:10,560 --> 00:51:12,960
Speaker 5: listeners if they've gone out with somebody and they're not

1103
00:51:13,000 --> 00:51:16,160
Speaker 5: getting a call back afterwards, we try to help figure

1104
00:51:16,160 --> 00:51:17,320
Speaker 5: out the reason why.

1105
00:51:18,360 --> 00:51:22,640
Speaker 16: Well, okay, I'm a little little confused here, but yeah,

1106
00:51:22,640 --> 00:51:23,719
Speaker 16: I get.

1107
00:51:23,920 --> 00:51:26,600
Speaker 5: But really, to make it really simple, you went out

1108
00:51:26,600 --> 00:51:29,120
Speaker 5: with someone who really likes you and you haven't organized

1109
00:51:29,120 --> 00:51:30,120
Speaker 5: a second date yet.

1110
00:51:30,680 --> 00:51:33,120
Speaker 7: Yeah, and she's just wondering if maybe you're not interested,

1111
00:51:33,280 --> 00:51:34,960
Speaker 7: or if it's something maybe she could fix.

1112
00:51:35,239 --> 00:51:40,080
Speaker 5: Her name's Julia. Oh god, all right.

1113
00:51:42,120 --> 00:51:42,560
Speaker 6: Reaction.

1114
00:51:42,960 --> 00:51:45,279
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm trying to read what you meant by that.

1115
00:51:45,320 --> 00:51:46,600
Speaker 5: What what did you think of Julia?

1116
00:51:47,640 --> 00:51:51,040
Speaker 13: I mean nice and all nice?

1117
00:51:51,320 --> 00:51:55,719
Speaker 16: Yeah, I mean it was definitely a first.

1118
00:51:54,400 --> 00:51:56,439
Speaker 3: Well it's the first the pie part of your date.

1119
00:51:56,640 --> 00:51:59,560
Speaker 5: Here's the thing, man, she told us about what you

1120
00:51:59,560 --> 00:52:02,640
Speaker 5: guys did on your date. Go into the house that

1121
00:52:02,840 --> 00:52:03,720
Speaker 5: was a pie shop.

1122
00:52:04,040 --> 00:52:06,040
Speaker 7: It was like famous on TikTok and it was just

1123
00:52:06,080 --> 00:52:07,320
Speaker 7: like an honor system sitch.

1124
00:52:07,560 --> 00:52:07,840
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1125
00:52:08,920 --> 00:52:11,359
Speaker 16: Yeah, that was definitely a first time for that.

1126
00:52:11,480 --> 00:52:14,120
Speaker 5: I've never well, that's good. I would hope you don't

1127
00:52:14,120 --> 00:52:16,120
Speaker 5: go into a lot of random people's homes and take

1128
00:52:16,120 --> 00:52:16,480
Speaker 5: that pith.

1129
00:52:17,160 --> 00:52:18,880
Speaker 3: Was that kind of cool or what'd you think?

1130
00:52:19,320 --> 00:52:19,520
Speaker 14: No?

1131
00:52:19,880 --> 00:52:21,960
Speaker 16: I was like, what is going on here?

1132
00:52:22,200 --> 00:52:25,520
Speaker 13: It was just weird and no one looks home.

1133
00:52:26,080 --> 00:52:28,480
Speaker 16: I feel like, even though we left the right amount

1134
00:52:28,480 --> 00:52:30,240
Speaker 16: of money, I felt like I was feeling that ladies'

1135
00:52:30,239 --> 00:52:31,680
Speaker 16: pies right off the window. Still.

1136
00:52:31,800 --> 00:52:36,880
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, and Julia was beat adventurous, try and set the.

1137
00:52:36,920 --> 00:52:40,040
Speaker 13: New that's definitely new.

1138
00:52:40,400 --> 00:52:40,839
Speaker 16: I don't know.

1139
00:52:41,480 --> 00:52:44,879
Speaker 5: Well, clearly that made you very uncomfortable. Was that more

1140
00:52:44,960 --> 00:52:48,440
Speaker 5: uncomfortable than going and eating car pie because we heard

1141
00:52:48,440 --> 00:52:50,080
Speaker 5: about that too, about the city.

1142
00:52:50,200 --> 00:52:52,400
Speaker 16: Yeah, I mean, like you'll find a parking et, a

1143
00:52:52,440 --> 00:52:54,520
Speaker 16: picnic bench, real, you know, like that's.

1144
00:52:54,400 --> 00:52:57,320
Speaker 13: Finally, when Nigo, we were eating them in the car, Well.

1145
00:52:57,200 --> 00:52:59,720
Speaker 1: Then why didn't you suggest that you could change something?

1146
00:52:59,880 --> 00:53:01,680
Speaker 7: I mean, if that was an idea of yours, why

1147
00:53:01,719 --> 00:53:03,479
Speaker 7: didn't you say, hey, you know what, this is fun,

1148
00:53:03,600 --> 00:53:04,919
Speaker 7: let's go somewhere and eat these.

1149
00:53:05,080 --> 00:53:07,760
Speaker 16: Because it was her date. She picked all of this stuff.

1150
00:53:07,760 --> 00:53:09,200
Speaker 16: I'm not going to sit here and be like, all right,

1151
00:53:09,239 --> 00:53:11,799
Speaker 16: let's completely change your date. You know that you had

1152
00:53:11,800 --> 00:53:13,799
Speaker 16: planned out for us, but she.

1153
00:53:13,760 --> 00:53:15,600
Speaker 7: Wants you to have a good time, Like she didn't

1154
00:53:15,640 --> 00:53:17,400
Speaker 7: realize that you weren't having a good time.

1155
00:53:18,080 --> 00:53:20,360
Speaker 16: I mean, it was definitely all right, but then it

1156
00:53:20,400 --> 00:53:22,600
Speaker 16: went from awkward to worst.

1157
00:53:22,440 --> 00:53:24,840
Speaker 5: And oh why wow?

1158
00:53:24,960 --> 00:53:25,160
Speaker 8: What?

1159
00:53:25,880 --> 00:53:26,120
Speaker 4: Well?

1160
00:53:26,440 --> 00:53:29,000
Speaker 16: She asked me for some reason to take a picture

1161
00:53:29,120 --> 00:53:33,400
Speaker 16: with her and this pie, and I'm like, okay, So

1162
00:53:33,480 --> 00:53:36,200
Speaker 16: she handed me her phone and then I get her

1163
00:53:36,239 --> 00:53:39,560
Speaker 16: phone and I accidentally hit this picture square on the side.

1164
00:53:40,480 --> 00:53:43,000
Speaker 13: She's got another picture with some dude eating cake.

1165
00:53:43,280 --> 00:53:45,839
Speaker 6: What I'm like, what is going on here?

1166
00:53:47,239 --> 00:53:48,879
Speaker 5: A slice of cake or a whole cake?

1167
00:53:49,320 --> 00:53:51,879
Speaker 13: It's the whole cake in front of them, and I'm like, Yo,

1168
00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:53,359
Speaker 13: this is like this girl's thin.

1169
00:53:53,880 --> 00:53:56,080
Speaker 1: Wait wait wait wait wait a friend, a brother? You

1170
00:53:56,080 --> 00:53:56,440
Speaker 1: don't know?

1171
00:53:56,640 --> 00:53:59,000
Speaker 3: Thank you, Alexis you don't know anything about it? Did

1172
00:53:59,000 --> 00:53:59,680
Speaker 3: you ask her?

1173
00:54:00,280 --> 00:54:00,560
Speaker 12: No?

1174
00:54:00,640 --> 00:54:03,239
Speaker 13: I don't want to know who she's eating other confections with.

1175
00:54:04,040 --> 00:54:07,600
Speaker 5: I can understand why you would feel uncomfortable, but maybe

1176
00:54:07,640 --> 00:54:10,760
Speaker 5: there's a better explanation for it, and we can actually

1177
00:54:10,800 --> 00:54:13,560
Speaker 5: get that right now from Julia, who I need to

1178
00:54:13,640 --> 00:54:15,799
Speaker 5: let you know is on the other line listening to this.

1179
00:54:15,960 --> 00:54:22,880
Speaker 17: Oh great, great, Hi, I'm a little confused, like we

1180
00:54:22,880 --> 00:54:23,640
Speaker 17: were having fun.

1181
00:54:24,160 --> 00:54:26,239
Speaker 5: Well, I think the part that he's upset about is

1182
00:54:26,239 --> 00:54:28,520
Speaker 5: the other dude with a full cake?

1183
00:54:28,600 --> 00:54:28,799
Speaker 16: Is that?

1184
00:54:29,160 --> 00:54:29,600
Speaker 8: Who is that?

1185
00:54:29,760 --> 00:54:29,840
Speaker 7: No?

1186
00:54:30,040 --> 00:54:31,879
Speaker 17: I mean, this is what I don't get with people

1187
00:54:31,880 --> 00:54:34,279
Speaker 17: who are dating, like we're not exclusive. When you go

1188
00:54:34,280 --> 00:54:36,279
Speaker 17: on the dating apps, you're dating other people, and then

1189
00:54:36,320 --> 00:54:38,480
Speaker 17: people get pissed off and you're dating other people. It's like,

1190
00:54:38,960 --> 00:54:39,440
Speaker 17: I don't.

1191
00:54:39,239 --> 00:54:41,480
Speaker 7: Think he's mad that he's dating other people. I think

1192
00:54:41,520 --> 00:54:43,839
Speaker 7: that maybe he feels like you're running a baked good

1193
00:54:43,960 --> 00:54:47,480
Speaker 7: game on. No, guys, you know it's like if you

1194
00:54:47,560 --> 00:54:50,839
Speaker 7: saw a guy's picture taking someone else to the same

1195
00:54:50,840 --> 00:54:52,600
Speaker 7: place he took you, like that would feel at.

1196
00:54:54,200 --> 00:54:54,359
Speaker 8: Him.

1197
00:54:54,440 --> 00:54:57,680
Speaker 17: Listen, I'm trying to get out there by somebody that

1198
00:54:57,719 --> 00:55:00,960
Speaker 17: I can eat high with. And right now, if you, Travis,

1199
00:55:01,280 --> 00:55:03,120
Speaker 17: like I'm looking to get married, like I want to

1200
00:55:03,160 --> 00:55:04,080
Speaker 17: have kids, I want.

1201
00:55:03,960 --> 00:55:06,160
Speaker 12: To have a life, like I'm not.

1202
00:55:06,239 --> 00:55:07,279
Speaker 17: Being around here.

1203
00:55:08,800 --> 00:55:09,239
Speaker 8: That's a lot.

1204
00:55:09,480 --> 00:55:11,640
Speaker 7: So let's tell a guy I don't know at least,

1205
00:55:11,680 --> 00:55:14,480
Speaker 7: But isn't it aren't you appreciative of when people tell

1206
00:55:14,520 --> 00:55:16,680
Speaker 7: you like men, it's not going to be a support.

1207
00:55:18,640 --> 00:55:22,400
Speaker 1: That they wasted nine months when they're ready to get married.

1208
00:55:22,160 --> 00:55:24,200
Speaker 5: Jeff spoiler, Guys don't like to hear I want to

1209
00:55:24,239 --> 00:55:26,239
Speaker 5: marry you one day in Well, you.

1210
00:55:26,160 --> 00:55:27,399
Speaker 12: Know what, I know what I want.

1211
00:55:27,760 --> 00:55:28,520
Speaker 14: I know what I want.

1212
00:55:29,360 --> 00:55:30,719
Speaker 13: I don't even know her last name.

1213
00:55:32,320 --> 00:55:34,480
Speaker 17: You don't need to because if I took anybody's last

1214
00:55:34,520 --> 00:55:35,080
Speaker 17: name would be your.

1215
00:55:35,239 --> 00:55:37,680
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, you already know what I mean.

1216
00:55:37,719 --> 00:55:40,320
Speaker 7: I guess it's a good conversation, like, are you guys

1217
00:55:40,360 --> 00:55:42,560
Speaker 7: on the same plane and your dating life?

1218
00:55:42,600 --> 00:55:44,640
Speaker 1: Like, is that something you're looking for right now?

1219
00:55:44,680 --> 00:55:46,600
Speaker 3: Travis? Is marriage?

1220
00:55:47,160 --> 00:55:50,160
Speaker 13: I mean eventually, but not on the first date and.

1221
00:55:50,160 --> 00:55:52,759
Speaker 5: Not okay, good, well, we're going to step away so

1222
00:55:52,800 --> 00:55:55,080
Speaker 5: that you can officially propose to her right now.

1223
00:55:56,640 --> 00:56:01,400
Speaker 14: Travis, yours whatever you want to say.

1224
00:56:01,480 --> 00:56:03,120
Speaker 5: Everyone, this is romantic.

1225
00:56:03,200 --> 00:56:07,360
Speaker 13: Hold on, there ain't nothing going from me on this side.

1226
00:56:08,040 --> 00:56:10,480
Speaker 7: I think you should give her some grace here, Like

1227
00:56:10,719 --> 00:56:13,879
Speaker 7: she gets nervous. It's hard to approach people and ask

1228
00:56:13,920 --> 00:56:16,120
Speaker 7: them out and go on dates and come up with

1229
00:56:16,160 --> 00:56:16,640
Speaker 7: the ideas.

1230
00:56:16,719 --> 00:56:18,160
Speaker 3: As a guy, you should know that.

1231
00:56:18,520 --> 00:56:21,120
Speaker 1: Like, so she has a plan and it has been

1232
00:56:21,160 --> 00:56:22,080
Speaker 1: working for her.

1233
00:56:22,000 --> 00:56:23,520
Speaker 6: And no one really sticks to one person.

1234
00:56:23,520 --> 00:56:26,200
Speaker 3: She's not playing you or anything. She told you exactly

1235
00:56:26,239 --> 00:56:27,120
Speaker 3: what she's looking for.

1236
00:56:27,719 --> 00:56:29,640
Speaker 13: The picture was from two days prior.

1237
00:56:29,880 --> 00:56:33,399
Speaker 17: Yeh, yeah, Well it didn't work out, did it. I mean,

1238
00:56:33,400 --> 00:56:35,160
Speaker 17: I wouldn't be dating you if it worked out.

1239
00:56:35,400 --> 00:56:38,799
Speaker 5: And Julia dating well, Julia has not asked us to

1240
00:56:38,840 --> 00:56:42,080
Speaker 5: call the cake guy or the keish guy or any

1241
00:56:42,120 --> 00:56:44,920
Speaker 5: of the other guys that she's taking photos within her phone.

1242
00:56:45,080 --> 00:56:46,400
Speaker 13: How many guys does she wearing?

1243
00:56:46,440 --> 00:56:48,040
Speaker 3: Oh gosh, wow?

1244
00:56:48,200 --> 00:56:50,319
Speaker 17: Well, how many girls are you with? How many girls

1245
00:56:50,320 --> 00:56:50,960
Speaker 17: are you dating?

1246
00:56:51,080 --> 00:56:53,920
Speaker 5: These are great questions to ask each other on your

1247
00:56:54,000 --> 00:56:54,680
Speaker 5: second date.

1248
00:56:54,840 --> 00:56:56,000
Speaker 6: How many girls are you dating?

1249
00:56:59,160 --> 00:57:02,080
Speaker 5: Or after you say I do whatever it is, we

1250
00:57:02,120 --> 00:57:03,359
Speaker 5: wouldn't like you.

1251
00:57:03,360 --> 00:57:05,120
Speaker 3: Are not setting her up for success.

1252
00:57:05,280 --> 00:57:06,880
Speaker 6: We're kidding too much, honestly.

1253
00:57:07,120 --> 00:57:09,680
Speaker 5: Okay again, I'm just gonna ask because we're running out

1254
00:57:09,680 --> 00:57:12,359
Speaker 5: of time here, Travis, would you like to meet up

1255
00:57:12,400 --> 00:57:15,359
Speaker 5: with Julia one more time and we will pay for

1256
00:57:15,400 --> 00:57:16,160
Speaker 5: that next date.

1257
00:57:17,040 --> 00:57:17,800
Speaker 13: I'm good, dude.

1258
00:57:17,800 --> 00:57:21,560
Speaker 16: There's gotta be some muffin guy out there and.

1259
00:57:21,040 --> 00:57:24,000
Speaker 5: Out there, so it's a no. You're intimidated by the

1260
00:57:24,040 --> 00:57:24,840
Speaker 5: other guys.

1261
00:57:24,560 --> 00:57:27,440
Speaker 13: In the band, Judge, I'm not intimidated by pie.

1262
00:57:27,600 --> 00:57:30,439
Speaker 16: It's just weird that she's got confessions with every guy

1263
00:57:30,600 --> 00:57:32,480
Speaker 16: and too how she wants to marry me.

1264
00:57:32,680 --> 00:57:34,400
Speaker 13: I'm like, yo, I see.

1265
00:57:34,280 --> 00:57:36,000
Speaker 1: Girls to dinner. It's a dinner over and over again.

1266
00:57:37,480 --> 00:57:39,000
Speaker 3: She doesn't want to marry you right now. She just

1267
00:57:39,040 --> 00:57:40,439
Speaker 3: wants to get married. It's her goal.

1268
00:57:40,520 --> 00:57:41,760
Speaker 17: I mean, I know what I want.

1269
00:57:42,040 --> 00:57:43,000
Speaker 4: Like, you're not going to.

1270
00:57:43,000 --> 00:57:44,040
Speaker 17: Find a lot of girls and.

1271
00:57:45,880 --> 00:57:49,400
Speaker 5: Caken as much sugar as possible. Look, I'm sorry, Julia,

1272
00:57:49,720 --> 00:57:52,040
Speaker 5: it sounds like it's going to be a no from Travis.

1273
00:57:52,560 --> 00:57:55,440
Speaker 17: Wow, Okay, we'll have fun with the girl who doesn't

1274
00:57:55,440 --> 00:57:56,200
Speaker 17: know what she wants.

1275
00:57:57,760 --> 00:57:59,120
Speaker 6: I think he actually will.

1276
00:58:00,640 --> 00:58:02,680
Speaker 3: Is it rude if I ask for those addresses to

1277
00:58:02,720 --> 00:58:03,240
Speaker 3: the pie and.

1278
00:58:03,200 --> 00:58:08,280
Speaker 16: The I'm definitely always thinking of you when I.

1279
00:58:08,200 --> 00:58:08,960
Speaker 13: Eat pie.

1280
00:58:13,000 --> 00:58:14,520
Speaker 4: And Jeffrey in the morning.

1281
00:58:14,960 --> 00:58:17,560
Speaker 5: I mentioned that a lot of guys get scared off

1282
00:58:17,640 --> 00:58:20,040
Speaker 5: immediately if they hear a woman say to them that

1283
00:58:20,080 --> 00:58:22,360
Speaker 5: she's ready to get married, and I just I want

1284
00:58:22,360 --> 00:58:26,320
Speaker 5: to finish my thought on that real quick, because I wanted, well,

1285
00:58:27,720 --> 00:58:31,160
Speaker 5: I understand that instinct to immediately pull back at the

1286
00:58:31,200 --> 00:58:34,120
Speaker 5: mere mention of marriage. But I think that just because

1287
00:58:34,120 --> 00:58:37,520
Speaker 5: a woman knows that she wants that doesn't mean it's

1288
00:58:37,520 --> 00:58:40,800
Speaker 5: a big red flag and that she's completely obsessed and

1289
00:58:40,840 --> 00:58:42,520
Speaker 5: has a wedding dress ready in her car and you

1290
00:58:42,600 --> 00:58:45,480
Speaker 5: got to run for validating.

1291
00:58:45,480 --> 00:58:45,520
Speaker 12: It.

1292
00:58:46,000 --> 00:58:49,000
Speaker 5: Might just mean that she's confident in who she is

1293
00:58:49,120 --> 00:58:52,240
Speaker 5: right now and knows exactly what she's working towards, and

1294
00:58:52,360 --> 00:58:54,600
Speaker 5: that might actually be a good thing and what a

1295
00:58:54,640 --> 00:58:56,360
Speaker 5: guy needs in his life right now.

1296
00:58:56,640 --> 00:58:56,920
Speaker 3: Okay.

1297
00:58:57,000 --> 00:59:00,080
Speaker 5: I mean, if anything, this call highlights the downside of

1298
00:59:00,120 --> 00:59:02,720
Speaker 5: meeting someone in person, because if they'd met on a

1299
00:59:02,760 --> 00:59:04,919
Speaker 5: dating app, he'd already know that she wants marriage and kids.

1300
00:59:04,920 --> 00:59:06,560
Speaker 5: In a pantry full of pastry. She would have posted

1301
00:59:06,600 --> 00:59:10,800
Speaker 5: it right there, So I think the lesson here is

1302
00:59:11,000 --> 00:59:12,600
Speaker 5: don't meet people in person.

1303
00:59:13,200 --> 00:59:16,080
Speaker 6: That's not to get there. I don't think that's.

1304
00:59:15,760 --> 00:59:16,760
Speaker 5: Okay, what's the lesson?

1305
00:59:17,360 --> 00:59:19,440
Speaker 7: There's a lesson. I think that they weren't right for

1306
00:59:19,480 --> 00:59:21,960
Speaker 7: each other. I think that's all there is to it.

1307
00:59:22,880 --> 00:59:23,560
Speaker 8: Communication.

1308
00:59:25,160 --> 00:59:27,800
Speaker 6: We can go with yourself as funny as yours.

1309
00:59:27,920 --> 00:59:30,320
Speaker 5: Yeah, okay to share it. But the thing is we

1310
00:59:30,360 --> 00:59:32,400
Speaker 5: are always willing to be on your side and help

1311
00:59:32,400 --> 00:59:35,280
Speaker 5: you with your love life. Yeah, no matter how dire.

1312
00:59:35,200 --> 00:59:36,919
Speaker 7: It may, see, dude, And if it doesn't work out,

1313
00:59:36,920 --> 00:59:39,360
Speaker 7: I'll come and meet you for cake and eat some Yeah.

1314
00:59:39,920 --> 00:59:41,320
Speaker 5: I don't know.

1315
00:59:41,440 --> 00:59:43,080
Speaker 1: That's a more loser situation.

1316
00:59:44,280 --> 00:59:45,920
Speaker 5: It almost seems like a threat from.

1317
00:59:47,560 --> 00:59:48,640
Speaker 3: I really like make good.

1318
00:59:49,080 --> 00:59:51,600
Speaker 5: Yeah, but we will. We will come help you whatever

1319
00:59:51,640 --> 00:59:54,120
Speaker 5: you need, especially call that person who's not calling you.

1320
00:59:54,080 --> 00:59:56,280
Speaker 4: Back brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

1321
01:00:03,520 --> 01:00:06,000
Speaker 5: We have a return player named Eric on the show

1322
01:00:06,040 --> 01:00:09,280
Speaker 5: with us. He's one and one against you all time?

1323
01:00:09,720 --> 01:00:10,600
Speaker 3: Is he such a mystery?

1324
01:00:10,720 --> 01:00:13,880
Speaker 5: Never beats you? And what's Eric been up to this summer?

1325
01:00:14,200 --> 01:00:17,840
Speaker 5: He says he's been spending a lot of time camping.

1326
01:00:18,680 --> 01:00:23,200
Speaker 5: And we asked, what's the strangest, most unexplained thing that

1327
01:00:23,320 --> 01:00:26,880
Speaker 5: you have encountered when you're out in the woods. I'm

1328
01:00:26,920 --> 01:00:28,960
Speaker 5: not sure you're going to want to hear this, but

1329
01:00:29,080 --> 01:00:35,400
Speaker 5: he said he hears loud screaming at nights, sometimes, probably

1330
01:00:35,440 --> 01:00:41,240
Speaker 5: from campers listening to our show. Eric, can you confirm

1331
01:00:41,320 --> 01:00:42,400
Speaker 5: that that's true?

1332
01:00:44,400 --> 01:00:45,200
Speaker 13: More than likely?

1333
01:00:46,280 --> 01:00:50,920
Speaker 10: Tell second date updates during around a campfires bears.

1334
01:00:55,000 --> 01:00:56,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's all wild life away.

1335
01:00:57,000 --> 01:00:59,200
Speaker 6: Actually, think about the middle of the night. My laugh

1336
01:00:59,240 --> 01:01:00,360
Speaker 6: throughout the woods terrific.

1337
01:01:00,560 --> 01:01:04,440
Speaker 5: Oh god, it says on my screener though, Eric, the

1338
01:01:04,520 --> 01:01:06,720
Speaker 5: screams that you heard didn't sound like a person.

1339
01:01:06,960 --> 01:01:09,240
Speaker 13: No, it sounds like an animal of some kind.

1340
01:01:09,400 --> 01:01:10,840
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's big squat.

1341
01:01:12,480 --> 01:01:12,720
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1342
01:01:12,920 --> 01:01:15,880
Speaker 3: I always think of goats when it comes to screen.

1343
01:01:15,960 --> 01:01:18,160
Speaker 3: Maybe you know, like somebody's nearby with a goat.

1344
01:01:18,200 --> 01:01:18,600
Speaker 1: I don't know.

1345
01:01:22,920 --> 01:01:25,560
Speaker 5: Let's send Brooke out into the dark and scary woods

1346
01:01:25,560 --> 01:01:27,440
Speaker 5: outside of our studio so we can get to the

1347
01:01:27,520 --> 01:01:30,040
Speaker 5: questions here, Eric, you got thirty seconds. Answer as many

1348
01:01:30,040 --> 01:01:31,600
Speaker 5: as possible. If you don't know when, you could say past.

1349
01:01:31,680 --> 01:01:33,000
Speaker 5: But you have to beat her outright if you want

1350
01:01:33,000 --> 01:01:36,000
Speaker 5: to win. Are you ready? Yep? Good luck? Your time

1351
01:01:36,320 --> 01:01:40,080
Speaker 5: starts now. Me. Lacuna celebrates a birthday today. She rose

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Speaker 5: to fame playing Jackie Burkhart on What TV Show.

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Speaker 13: That's seventies show?

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Speaker 5: What's the scientific term used for the chronic sleep disorder

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Speaker 5: that causes overwhelming daytime drowsiness. How many years does a

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Speaker 5: silver anniversary celebrate.

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Speaker 4: Five?

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Speaker 5: Who wrote the famous ballet titled Swan Lake? From what language?

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Speaker 5: Did we get the word soy from?

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Speaker 17: Uh?

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Speaker 5: All right, Eric, Well, Don Brook's gonna come back into

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Speaker 5: the studio here and let's see it, says Eric was

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Speaker 5: really hoping that the questions that he would get were

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Speaker 5: geography and random stupid knowledge questions. If you got a

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Speaker 5: few of those tossed in Eric, A couple?

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Speaker 7: Do we do other knowledge on this except for random

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Speaker 7: stupid knowledge?

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Speaker 3: I think that's all that we cover here.

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Speaker 5: Well, that's it's Brooks turn. Are you ready?

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Speaker 3: Yes?

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Speaker 5: Your time starts now. Mila Kuna celebrates a birthday today.

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Speaker 5: She rose to fame playing Jackie Burkhard on What TV

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Speaker 5: is Have Any Show? What's the scientific term used for

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Speaker 5: the chronic sleep disorder that causes overwhelming daytime drowsing insomnia?

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Speaker 5: How many years does a silver anniversary celebrate? Who wrote

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Speaker 5: the famous ballet titled Swan Lake Chikowsky? What from what language?

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Speaker 5: Did we get the word soy from Japanese? What rapper

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Speaker 5: producer is credited for discovering snoop dog?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 3: Doctor Dre.

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Speaker 5: All right, we got the answers in. It's time to

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Speaker 5: head on over to the scoreboard to see how we

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Speaker 5: all did with Jose.

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Speaker 1: You need a sexy lady to help find your seven yon.

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Speaker 5: She's not afraid of wildlife, and of course she should be.

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Speaker 7: Blonde's definitely blonde. Flow right there, Eric, you got one

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Speaker 7: correct today?

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Speaker 5: Good Eric? What happened You've been on in the woods

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Speaker 5: too long?

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Speaker 13: Yeah?

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Speaker 10: Brook you I'm not even a sugarcoated destroyed Eric?

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Speaker 12: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: Oh man, Eric, Eric, I let the giggle gang down again.

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Speaker 3: I think the name giggle game is so cute.

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Speaker 7: It isn't such like oxymoron giggle and gaging.

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Speaker 5: Let's go over the answers for everybody me. Lacuna celebrates

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Speaker 5: a birthday. She rose to fame playing Jack Burkhart on

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Speaker 5: that seventies show show. The scientific term for the chronic

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Speaker 5: sleep disorder that causes overwhelming daytime drowsiness is narcolepsy.

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Speaker 3: Oh okay.

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Speaker 5: A silver anniversary celebrates twenty five years fifty would be gold.

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Speaker 5: The ballet Swan Lake was written by Chaikowsky. The language

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Speaker 5: that we get the word soy from is from Japanese,

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Speaker 5: refers to soy beans, and the rapper producer credited for

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Speaker 5: discovering Snoop Dogg is Doctor Dragon.

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Speaker 3: Which one did he get right, melik And then everything

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Speaker 3: went downhill?

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Speaker 8: Okay? Yeah, and then snowballed.

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Speaker 5: Oh man, Well here's the good news, Eric, just for playing,

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Speaker 5: We're gonna give you a pair of tickets to see

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Speaker 5: world renowned comedian and ventriloquist Paul Zurden at the Snowqualmy

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Speaker 5: Casino on September seventh. Cool.

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Speaker 13: Yeah, my wife and I will enjoy that.

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Speaker 17: Is all right.

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Speaker 5: Well, Eric, thank you for coming on. You're welcome back anytime.

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Speaker 5: Going to do wind Brooks Bucks again, same time tomorrow,

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Speaker 5: brooked Jeffrey in the morning.