1 00:00:01,200 --> 00:00:03,400 Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about 2 00:00:03,440 --> 00:00:06,240 Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, the 3 00:00:06,320 --> 00:00:10,360 Speaker 1: subject I never should have let him come inside. But 4 00:00:10,520 --> 00:00:12,560 Speaker 1: right now we'll get to that. We'll get to that 5 00:00:12,640 --> 00:00:15,200 Speaker 1: in a minute, but right now the nephew is here 6 00:00:15,320 --> 00:00:17,520 Speaker 1: with today's prank phone call. What you got for his nap? 7 00:00:18,280 --> 00:00:26,279 Speaker 1: Lronda is my girl? Caronda, Lronda is my girl. Let's 8 00:00:26,320 --> 00:00:32,480 Speaker 1: go cad do Hello. This call will be recorded and monitoring. 9 00:00:32,680 --> 00:00:37,360 Speaker 1: I have a collect call from an inmate. If you 10 00:00:37,360 --> 00:00:41,040 Speaker 1: would like to accept this and future collect calls, please 11 00:00:41,080 --> 00:00:46,560 Speaker 1: press for Hello. Hello, yo, yo, Hello. I'm trying to 12 00:00:46,800 --> 00:00:52,680 Speaker 1: this Ryani, Ryannie. I'm trying to reach uh Lronda, Ronda 13 00:00:53,400 --> 00:00:56,959 Speaker 1: do iron No you you got the right number? Man, 14 00:00:57,000 --> 00:01:00,279 Speaker 1: that's my wife? Who is it? Okay, okay, okay, hold 15 00:01:00,640 --> 00:01:05,279 Speaker 1: up now, there's Ronney right here. I'm calling for La Rundo. 16 00:01:05,920 --> 00:01:08,840 Speaker 1: Who who you know? That was my girl for I 17 00:01:08,840 --> 00:01:12,280 Speaker 1: got locked up. I'm trying to hold on, hold on, man, 18 00:01:12,840 --> 00:01:16,200 Speaker 1: uh we've been married for about two years. Man, I 19 00:01:16,240 --> 00:01:17,960 Speaker 1: don't I don't know what you're talking about. Man, you 20 00:01:18,040 --> 00:01:20,240 Speaker 1: might have the wrong number. Okay, hold up then wait 21 00:01:20,240 --> 00:01:22,680 Speaker 1: a minute, Wait a minute, wait, wait, wait wait, wait, 22 00:01:22,680 --> 00:01:26,960 Speaker 1: wait a minute, I know them. I ain't man, I 23 00:01:27,040 --> 00:01:30,959 Speaker 1: know them. It's like what same man? Hold up, man, 24 00:01:31,480 --> 00:01:35,399 Speaker 1: wait a minute, Lunda la run is married. Yeah, man, 25 00:01:36,080 --> 00:01:38,480 Speaker 1: just in case you to hear me, la Arunda is married. 26 00:01:38,680 --> 00:01:41,160 Speaker 1: We got a sixteen month old child. Man, all right, 27 00:01:41,880 --> 00:01:44,720 Speaker 1: and we've been man for two years. I don't know 28 00:01:45,200 --> 00:01:49,000 Speaker 1: who you calling. I'm calling for the Ronda I've been 29 00:01:49,040 --> 00:01:52,240 Speaker 1: to get up about. This is six weeks. I've been 30 00:01:52,320 --> 00:01:55,040 Speaker 1: all I've been. I've been writing letters and all kinds 31 00:01:55,040 --> 00:01:58,360 Speaker 1: of stuff, sending them to our mama house. We're trying 32 00:01:58,400 --> 00:02:00,360 Speaker 1: to tell me, you're trying to see what you've been sending? 33 00:02:00,400 --> 00:02:03,240 Speaker 1: What to her mama? I've been sending letters. I've been 34 00:02:03,240 --> 00:02:05,400 Speaker 1: seeing it letters since the day I got locked down. 35 00:02:06,680 --> 00:02:08,560 Speaker 1: When you've been saying, how long has been since you've 36 00:02:08,560 --> 00:02:11,480 Speaker 1: been sending letters? Man, I've been locked down for five years, 37 00:02:11,639 --> 00:02:15,120 Speaker 1: five and I've been seeing letters. I don't miss one week. 38 00:02:15,320 --> 00:02:17,800 Speaker 1: What I send is something to the rock, all right? 39 00:02:17,880 --> 00:02:21,240 Speaker 1: What's her mama name? Then? Ain't her mama name? Miss? 40 00:02:21,520 --> 00:02:25,800 Speaker 1: Hold on? Man, you've been sending letters to my girls 41 00:02:26,200 --> 00:02:30,320 Speaker 1: mama for for five years? Five years. I've been to 42 00:02:30,360 --> 00:02:33,200 Speaker 1: get out in six weeks. I've been locked down right 43 00:02:33,280 --> 00:02:36,680 Speaker 1: in five years. No, man, she ain't got no letters 44 00:02:36,720 --> 00:02:39,720 Speaker 1: from you. Man, you she ain't got no letters. Uh, 45 00:02:39,960 --> 00:02:42,000 Speaker 1: we've been together for two years. Man, I'm sorry to 46 00:02:42,040 --> 00:02:44,080 Speaker 1: break your heart. Hold up, Hold up, hold up, let 47 00:02:44,080 --> 00:02:46,560 Speaker 1: me ask you this hill man, hold up, because you 48 00:02:47,040 --> 00:02:49,760 Speaker 1: got me y'all this right here? Now, let me ask 49 00:02:49,760 --> 00:02:52,239 Speaker 1: you this right here? How I know her mama name? 50 00:02:52,600 --> 00:02:55,720 Speaker 1: How know I'll let's here, man, what what I'm trying 51 00:02:55,760 --> 00:02:58,239 Speaker 1: to explain to you? I got the right personally. I 52 00:02:58,400 --> 00:03:00,519 Speaker 1: just I'm just blown away by you trying to tell 53 00:03:00,560 --> 00:03:06,320 Speaker 1: me you're married now? Yeah, we're married now happily. Man. Hey, man, hey, 54 00:03:06,360 --> 00:03:08,679 Speaker 1: you need to take your back to that still man, 55 00:03:09,360 --> 00:03:11,079 Speaker 1: hold up, coming first about what your wife is do 56 00:03:11,240 --> 00:03:13,160 Speaker 1: just come at me wroung Now, that's what I ain't 57 00:03:13,200 --> 00:03:15,160 Speaker 1: fens to happen now. Now, I got a whole lot 58 00:03:15,200 --> 00:03:17,919 Speaker 1: on my mind and a whole lot of stress. Now 59 00:03:17,960 --> 00:03:19,799 Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you this right here, just to let 60 00:03:19,840 --> 00:03:23,680 Speaker 1: you know how this fens to go. I'm fensing to 61 00:03:23,680 --> 00:03:25,360 Speaker 1: be up out of here six weeks, and when I 62 00:03:25,400 --> 00:03:28,600 Speaker 1: do get out, I am coming to see La run 63 00:03:29,040 --> 00:03:32,600 Speaker 1: know that I'm fensy to come out there and brother. Man, look, hey, 64 00:03:32,639 --> 00:03:34,560 Speaker 1: you up here calling me with this ignorant stuff. Man, 65 00:03:34,560 --> 00:03:38,080 Speaker 1: that's what probably got your tell in jail. Anyway, y'all. Hey, man, listen, 66 00:03:38,240 --> 00:03:40,720 Speaker 1: you come up here, you're gonna wind up getting both 67 00:03:41,080 --> 00:03:43,200 Speaker 1: put up in the penitentiary, man, cause I ain't playing 68 00:03:43,200 --> 00:03:45,440 Speaker 1: about my wife. Man. Brother, you just need to go 69 00:03:45,480 --> 00:03:49,400 Speaker 1: on chill out after you get out of brother sick somewhere. Man, 70 00:03:49,440 --> 00:03:52,400 Speaker 1: don't breath. Look, man, all I'm trying to do and 71 00:03:52,840 --> 00:03:54,440 Speaker 1: I don't tell what you're trying to do. Trying to 72 00:03:54,520 --> 00:03:56,720 Speaker 1: keep you. That's all I'm trying to tell you to 73 00:03:56,800 --> 00:03:59,680 Speaker 1: do so we don't both end up in the penitentiary man, 74 00:04:00,160 --> 00:04:02,120 Speaker 1: or you might be in You're gonna end up in 75 00:04:02,120 --> 00:04:04,680 Speaker 1: a grave if you keep testing me. Man, I'm telling you. 76 00:04:04,720 --> 00:04:08,520 Speaker 1: Don't bring you here. Bro, just stay there, relax, breathe 77 00:04:08,560 --> 00:04:12,080 Speaker 1: and yeah, man, all right, that's all I'm saying. All right, man, 78 00:04:12,360 --> 00:04:14,840 Speaker 1: that's it. Hey, what your wife has to do is 79 00:04:14,840 --> 00:04:21,159 Speaker 1: try to threaten me for you keep your man. Don't 80 00:04:21,200 --> 00:04:24,360 Speaker 1: bring you're looking for. I'm coming to see my girl. 81 00:04:24,440 --> 00:04:30,039 Speaker 1: That's my girl. Women I'm trying to do. You gotta 82 00:04:30,080 --> 00:04:35,040 Speaker 1: take your liken. Oh you thank you're talking. Oh you, 83 00:04:35,200 --> 00:04:42,039 Speaker 1: thank you talking to Don't drop it. Look, man, I 84 00:04:42,120 --> 00:04:44,920 Speaker 1: fished to come home in six weeks and I'm coming 85 00:04:45,120 --> 00:04:48,000 Speaker 1: to see Lronda, whether you'll like it or not. And 86 00:04:48,040 --> 00:04:50,360 Speaker 1: I'm going to see your mama. Mrs. What you ain't 87 00:04:50,360 --> 00:04:51,920 Speaker 1: gonna do is get in the way of me and 88 00:04:52,040 --> 00:04:54,480 Speaker 1: my girl, somebody I've been loving and writing. Let us 89 00:04:54,480 --> 00:04:57,280 Speaker 1: do all this damn time I've been on lockdown. Man, 90 00:04:57,680 --> 00:05:00,400 Speaker 1: bring you. I will say it slow to you. Bring you, 91 00:05:01,040 --> 00:05:04,400 Speaker 1: and I swear to God I will put you in 92 00:05:04,520 --> 00:05:08,120 Speaker 1: the grave. That's why I'm gonna put you, homie. Bring 93 00:05:08,440 --> 00:05:11,080 Speaker 1: you better stay up in the penitentiary. I'm coming down 94 00:05:11,120 --> 00:05:13,640 Speaker 1: there to see my girl, see her mama, and get 95 00:05:13,680 --> 00:05:16,920 Speaker 1: my girl back. My girl leaving with me. You know, 96 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:19,680 Speaker 1: the only thing you're gonna be seeing is a tasket 97 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:22,640 Speaker 1: because I'm putting you in there. Man, I'm telling you 98 00:05:22,640 --> 00:05:26,159 Speaker 1: you bring your I swear to God, Man, you're knock 99 00:05:26,160 --> 00:05:28,760 Speaker 1: gonna know if you want to, I'm telling you, man, 100 00:05:28,880 --> 00:05:32,280 Speaker 1: go to mama house. I'm putting your down. Homie. Don't. 101 00:05:32,320 --> 00:05:35,240 Speaker 1: I'm not playing with you, man, all ain't that's my girl, Man, 102 00:05:35,480 --> 00:05:37,880 Speaker 1: that is my girl. I will up you ain't gonna 103 00:05:37,920 --> 00:05:39,800 Speaker 1: do nothing to me. You ain't gonna do number but 104 00:05:39,800 --> 00:05:42,040 Speaker 1: at least my girl over to me. That's what you 105 00:05:42,160 --> 00:05:44,320 Speaker 1: says to do. That's it. Now, I'm gonna release a 106 00:05:44,440 --> 00:05:47,200 Speaker 1: rousing you to come to this. That's what I'm gonna do. 107 00:05:47,240 --> 00:05:52,640 Speaker 1: I'm telling you, man, boy who you kicked around? Man, 108 00:05:53,279 --> 00:05:55,000 Speaker 1: I don't be waiting on here six weeks. I'm gonna 109 00:05:55,000 --> 00:05:57,159 Speaker 1: tell you that I don't be waiting on you in 110 00:05:57,279 --> 00:05:59,960 Speaker 1: six weeks. Bring you to my dough. You won't be 111 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:02,320 Speaker 1: going to where if I'm telling you that you're talking 112 00:06:02,320 --> 00:06:04,400 Speaker 1: to all this bad stuff on the phone, You ain't 113 00:06:04,400 --> 00:06:06,280 Speaker 1: gonna do a thing when I get there. But give 114 00:06:06,320 --> 00:06:13,440 Speaker 1: me my girl back. That's it. You Listen, I got 115 00:06:13,440 --> 00:06:15,120 Speaker 1: one more thing I need to say to you so 116 00:06:15,320 --> 00:06:19,720 Speaker 1: I go back to myself. Is your listing? This is 117 00:06:19,839 --> 00:06:23,680 Speaker 1: Nephew Timing from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just 118 00:06:23,839 --> 00:06:29,440 Speaker 1: got pranked by your boy Devin. Hold up, dog, listen. 119 00:06:29,720 --> 00:06:33,160 Speaker 1: This is Nephew Timmy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. 120 00:06:33,240 --> 00:06:38,359 Speaker 1: You just got pranked by your boy Devin. Man, y'all 121 00:06:38,400 --> 00:06:42,240 Speaker 1: almost got him. I'm telling you, I'm about here the 122 00:06:42,279 --> 00:06:54,039 Speaker 1: jail night. Oh man, oh man, I'm telling you. I 123 00:06:54,120 --> 00:07:01,280 Speaker 1: was gonna go down. I'm going down and who let me. 124 00:07:01,360 --> 00:07:03,480 Speaker 1: I need to breathe out this go get you a 125 00:07:03,560 --> 00:07:06,560 Speaker 1: drunk man. Yeah, I need to get me some up 126 00:07:06,640 --> 00:07:09,640 Speaker 1: in me. Bro. I'm about to count down six weeks 127 00:07:09,640 --> 00:07:16,280 Speaker 1: on this. Whoa, you would have got it. You would 128 00:07:16,280 --> 00:07:23,360 Speaker 1: have got it. Who I love what he did so 129 00:07:26,640 --> 00:07:31,360 Speaker 1: five years? Man, I'm I should have been here mailing, mailing, Mike, 130 00:07:31,680 --> 00:07:39,760 Speaker 1: Stop my girl. I sweating God, I sweating God. If 131 00:07:39,800 --> 00:07:42,440 Speaker 1: you can come up in the here did you last out? 132 00:07:44,120 --> 00:07:49,560 Speaker 1: We're both going were man, he would he would have 133 00:07:49,600 --> 00:07:54,800 Speaker 1: got you, Tommy, because he didn't get Yeah, oh yeah 134 00:07:55,040 --> 00:08:05,600 Speaker 1: you didn't. You didn't why Yeah? My favorites that dude 135 00:08:05,720 --> 00:08:09,760 Speaker 1: right there. He was serious. Man, I'm not confirmed you 136 00:08:09,800 --> 00:08:12,760 Speaker 1: about my wife. Man, Dog, I'm not. We got a 137 00:08:12,880 --> 00:08:16,080 Speaker 1: six team month old. We've been together two years. Dog, 138 00:08:16,160 --> 00:08:19,280 Speaker 1: I'm not homie. I'm telling you. Don't going back and 139 00:08:19,320 --> 00:08:28,760 Speaker 1: you'll see it. Don't come down hill man, get out 140 00:08:28,800 --> 00:08:32,080 Speaker 1: here and enjoy the daylight and stuff like that. Man going, ye, 141 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:40,000 Speaker 1: see the trees and stuff. Man going, wow, keep it 142 00:08:40,080 --> 00:08:47,560 Speaker 1: stupid baby. That was close, Tommy, Yeah that was close. 143 00:08:51,840 --> 00:08:54,320 Speaker 1: Yeah he's still not over it. The prank might be over, 144 00:08:54,400 --> 00:08:59,559 Speaker 1: but he all right, thinking of you. Coming up next, 145 00:08:59,640 --> 00:09:02,520 Speaker 1: it's a Strawberry Letter for today, the subject I never 146 00:09:02,520 --> 00:09:05,600 Speaker 1: should have let him come inside. We'll get into it 147 00:09:05,840 --> 00:09:09,800 Speaker 1: right after this. 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