WEBVTT - The Fifth Hour: "Hardest Part is Getting it Up" Mail Bag 0:00:00.720 --> 0:00:01.480 Kutbooms. 0:00:02.279 --> 0:00:05.400 If you thought four hours a day, twelve hundred minutes 0:00:05.440 --> 0:00:09.200 a week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants 0:00:09.200 --> 0:00:12.480 of the old Republic, a soul fashion of fairness. He 0:00:12.600 --> 0:00:15.520 treats crackheads in the ghetto gutter the same as the 0:00:15.640 --> 0:00:19.440 rich pill poppers in the penthouse. Wow, it's a clearinghouse 0:00:19.520 --> 0:00:23.200 of hot takes. Break free for something special. The Fifth 0:00:23.239 --> 0:00:29.280 Hour with Ben Maller starts right now in. 0:00:29.200 --> 0:00:35.839 The air everywhere, The Fifth Hour with Me, Ben Mahler 0:00:35.960 --> 0:00:38.320 and Danny g Radio. 0:00:38.479 --> 0:00:41.839 Because hey, four hours a night not enough. This is 0:00:41.840 --> 0:00:46.280 the Extra Crispy, Extra Spicy, not original recipe podcast, only 0:00:46.320 --> 0:00:50.680 available in the podcast The Overnight Show is the original recipe, 0:00:50.880 --> 0:00:53.199 which can get five days a week, four hours a 0:00:53.320 --> 0:00:56.640 night unless for some reason somebody screws up and the 0:00:56.640 --> 0:00:58.640 podcast doesn't go up. But we're back at it on 0:00:58.720 --> 0:01:05.199 a Sunday Sunday Sunday Fun Day, the twenty first day 0:01:05.920 --> 0:01:09.640 of the great month of April. As the days keep 0:01:09.720 --> 0:01:13.600 going away, it is National Bulldogs Are Beautiful Day today, 0:01:13.680 --> 0:01:17.119 and as a proud bulldog owner, I will make sure 0:01:17.200 --> 0:01:23.280 today to spoil Moxie ef ef Earf, my dog, my 0:01:23.440 --> 0:01:28.520 bulldog Moxie, my dream dog, Moxie who sits around and 0:01:28.560 --> 0:01:29.520 farts all the time. 0:01:30.640 --> 0:01:33.320 What a life, What a wonderful life there? How do 0:01:33.360 --> 0:01:35.520 you spoil her? Do you like take your socks off 0:01:35.520 --> 0:01:37.399 and ball them up and throw your socks? 0:01:38.680 --> 0:01:42.080 Well, Moxie is I've talked about. I have two dogs. 0:01:42.080 --> 0:01:45.080 I have Luigi, who's insane. He's still a puppy. Once 0:01:45.120 --> 0:01:47.680 he comes down, he'll be cool. But Moxie's just the 0:01:47.800 --> 0:01:50.840 chillest dog in the world. And my favorite thing that 0:01:50.880 --> 0:01:53.560 Moxie does is not that she farts all the time 0:01:54.040 --> 0:01:57.000 and has endless slobber and her tongue out all the time. 0:01:57.240 --> 0:01:59.560 That is pretty cool, though it is neat Those are 0:01:59.560 --> 0:02:04.400 all great characteristics, But I love the fact that she 0:02:04.480 --> 0:02:07.720 gets so lazy at night that she will lay down 0:02:08.280 --> 0:02:12.040 like she's dead, and when you walk by her, she 0:02:12.080 --> 0:02:14.240 will not move her body at all, but her eyes 0:02:14.280 --> 0:02:17.040 will track you like that's the only thing in her 0:02:17.080 --> 0:02:20.280 body that move. It's the funniest thing. I shill lay 0:02:20.320 --> 0:02:22.960 there like he's dead, nothing will be moving other than 0:02:23.000 --> 0:02:26.600 her eyes kind of slowly following you as you walk 0:02:26.639 --> 0:02:29.840 around the room. So I think that's that's pretty cool. 0:02:29.960 --> 0:02:33.200 It's a go fly a kite day today? Also so big. 0:02:34.200 --> 0:02:36.480 That was one of my mom's favorite things to tell 0:02:36.520 --> 0:02:39.799 us when we were getting on her nerves. Fly kite. 0:02:39.880 --> 0:02:41.959 Either that or go play in the middle of a 0:02:42.000 --> 0:02:42.800 busy freeway. 0:02:45.880 --> 0:02:51.440 That's good parenting. Never successful as a kid getting the 0:02:51.560 --> 0:02:55.679 kite in the air one. I had friends that would 0:02:55.680 --> 0:02:57.079 get the kite in the air. Now I could manage 0:02:57.080 --> 0:02:58.639 the kite once it's in the air, but the hardest 0:02:58.639 --> 0:03:00.560 part is getting it up in the air, and I 0:03:00.560 --> 0:03:04.520 did not succeed on that. The hardest part is getting 0:03:04.520 --> 0:03:11.120 it up. How dare you? These are fine, Hollis not 0:03:11.120 --> 0:03:13.239 not as good as National Garlic Day, which was back 0:03:13.280 --> 0:03:17.160 on Friday, which I getting it up I loved, I loved, 0:03:17.240 --> 0:03:19.600 I loved. Before we get to the mail, but I do. 0:03:19.600 --> 0:03:20.840 A little pop goes the culture, I wonder to a 0:03:20.840 --> 0:03:37.160 little pop goes to the culture, John John, Okay, pop 0:03:37.480 --> 0:03:41.720 goes the culture. These are some random stories that we 0:03:41.720 --> 0:03:44.800 we think are interesting. That's why we're talking about them. 0:03:44.840 --> 0:03:48.080 The things that happened today, last couple of days, whatever, 0:03:48.160 --> 0:03:52.200 things that caught our attention. I thought this was rather amazing. 0:03:52.360 --> 0:03:56.480 Your you're Disneyland weekend, Danny going on this weekend, Big 0:03:56.680 --> 0:04:00.480 Disney and all that. And there's a report that says 0:04:00.880 --> 0:04:03.680 Star Wars, the Disney franchise that's owned by Disney, Star 0:04:03.720 --> 0:04:07.720 Wars the box office has not covered the cost of 0:04:07.800 --> 0:04:12.680 the movie franchise. That they keep making these movies, but 0:04:13.040 --> 0:04:21.200 internally the numbers they're they're not generating profits that it's 0:04:21.240 --> 0:04:25.520 just not working. If I'm a financial standpoint, how could 0:04:25.520 --> 0:04:27.279 you screw up Star Wars? 0:04:27.920 --> 0:04:30.640 No wonder that Star Wars milk they have and Star 0:04:30.680 --> 0:04:33.960 Wars Land is like twenty dollars per cup. It makes 0:04:34.000 --> 0:04:37.039 sense now, Yeah, they will find a way to recoup 0:04:37.040 --> 0:04:37.400 that much. 0:04:37.640 --> 0:04:40.800 There are some theories because they've changed the Star Wars 0:04:40.839 --> 0:04:47.800 brand over the years and they're trying to target female 0:04:47.839 --> 0:04:50.000 audiences more than the you know, just the dudes, or 0:04:50.000 --> 0:04:52.120 make it the original story and any of that might 0:04:52.120 --> 0:04:53.520 be part of the problem. But I think they're just 0:04:53.560 --> 0:04:56.760 spending too much money to make the movies because they 0:04:56.760 --> 0:05:01.240 people do watch these movies. That Disney bought Lucasfilm for 0:05:01.560 --> 0:05:05.520 four billion, the net box office profit from Star Wars 0:05:05.600 --> 0:05:09.280 films has only been one point two billion, and that 0:05:09.320 --> 0:05:12.159 does not even factor in the cost of marketing the films, 0:05:12.160 --> 0:05:15.800 which is an insane amount of money. The latest Indiana 0:05:15.880 --> 0:05:19.400 Jones film. I was reading this. It's another lucasfilm's property 0:05:20.000 --> 0:05:24.080 actually lost the company a significant amount of money. So 0:05:24.839 --> 0:05:27.560 it's good to know, Danny, you're helping Disney out because 0:05:27.560 --> 0:05:29.840 they are struggling here. So it's good to know you're 0:05:29.839 --> 0:05:31.440 taking care of the people over there at Disney. 0:05:31.680 --> 0:05:34.080 I only spent four hundred dollars on food yesterday. 0:05:35.240 --> 0:05:39.640 Well here's a shocking revelation from the world of food. 0:05:40.600 --> 0:05:44.200 Did not make foody fun the other day. But according 0:05:44.240 --> 0:05:52.200 to a professor at Grandi University, University of Parma in Italy. 0:05:53.000 --> 0:05:56.760 He says, tomato sauce on pizza is an American creation. 0:05:56.920 --> 0:06:01.360 It is not Italian. This is a food historian and 0:06:01.360 --> 0:06:06.560 this has caused major outrage in it in Italia. 0:06:06.600 --> 0:06:09.279 I've heard this before. Isn't it that they just crush 0:06:09.360 --> 0:06:13.000 up tomato and put that on the bread, the flat bread? Yeah, 0:06:13.360 --> 0:06:15.280 to a sauce, right, all right? So the story can 0:06:15.320 --> 0:06:17.400 he is the guy from Parma University. How great is 0:06:17.400 --> 0:06:20.800 it you go to Parma University? Imagine the food at Parma. 0:06:20.600 --> 0:06:24.200 University says He argued that the pizza rosa or red 0:06:24.240 --> 0:06:27.960 pizza topping. The tomato sauce was founded when Italian immigrants 0:06:28.320 --> 0:06:32.400 took advantage of their newfound ingredients on American soil to 0:06:32.560 --> 0:06:36.520 improve it. And yet you know these people in it. 0:06:36.880 --> 0:06:39.520 Wait a minute, though, you rat, bastard, what's wrong? 0:06:40.000 --> 0:06:42.640 Okay, what an improvement it is? Though, Like, can you 0:06:42.680 --> 0:06:45.160 imagine a margarita pizza but with no sauce? 0:06:46.000 --> 0:06:49.240 Yeah? Yeah, well, I don't care who invented it is 0:06:49.320 --> 0:06:53.279 delicious and who the hell cares? You know, I doesn't matter. 0:06:54.839 --> 0:06:59.799 According to this book, though, which promises to debonk lies 0:07:00.080 --> 0:07:04.280 and miss about Italian cuisine, said that not only did 0:07:04.320 --> 0:07:07.760 tomatoes originate in the New World, but so did tomato sauce. 0:07:07.839 --> 0:07:12.560 Italians only discovering tomato sauce in abundant equalities when they 0:07:12.640 --> 0:07:15.440 started immigrating to the US in the nineteenth century. So 0:07:15.480 --> 0:07:18.920 that's the argument. Well, good, I'm glad they immigrated because 0:07:18.920 --> 0:07:22.560 the pizza is delicious. It's freaking wonderful. Way to go, 0:07:22.800 --> 0:07:25.760 right way to go. 0:07:26.200 --> 0:07:28.720 And we were talking about mid level restaurants the other day. 0:07:28.760 --> 0:07:32.000 I wish there was a better option than Olive Garden. 0:07:33.240 --> 0:07:35.240 Yeah, do they still have the all you can eat 0:07:35.320 --> 0:07:36.160 the pasta? 0:07:36.360 --> 0:07:38.000 I don't know. I haven't been there in a while. 0:07:38.040 --> 0:07:40.360 My wife refuses to go there. She hates their food. 0:07:40.880 --> 0:07:43.480 She says she feels sick anytime she eats there. But 0:07:43.760 --> 0:07:45.720 if you're a sponsor right now, we'll go again if 0:07:45.760 --> 0:07:47.000 you give us a free certificate. 0:07:48.400 --> 0:07:51.480 But we still need Arby's to sign up. Yeah, we'll 0:07:51.480 --> 0:07:53.280 both go to art. We'll do a show from Arby's 0:07:53.280 --> 0:07:56.040 if they buy advertising. It's the Burger King effect with 0:07:56.080 --> 0:07:58.640 them though. Ben years ago, I went and the food 0:07:58.720 --> 0:08:01.640 was pretty decent quality, But then year by year it 0:08:01.720 --> 0:08:04.440 seems like the quality of the ingredients has gone down 0:08:04.480 --> 0:08:06.720 and down and down. They're doing the limbo How low 0:08:06.760 --> 0:08:09.120 can you get? Yeah, how low can you go? What 0:08:09.240 --> 0:08:11.200 else pops up here before we get to the mail bag. 0:08:12.240 --> 0:08:14.120 I'm sure this came up on Covino and Rich The 0:08:14.160 --> 0:08:15.480 woman who took a corpse? 0:08:15.640 --> 0:08:17.040 Oh yeah into the bank. 0:08:17.120 --> 0:08:17.240 Oh. 0:08:17.240 --> 0:08:18.520 We had a good laugh about this. 0:08:18.560 --> 0:08:21.560 One Weekend at Bernie's becomes Reality. 0:08:21.440 --> 0:08:24.920 Weekend at Bernie's too, because in that sequel they actually 0:08:24.920 --> 0:08:27.000 went to the bank to get some of his money out. 0:08:27.840 --> 0:08:29.440 How do you end up in a position in life 0:08:29.480 --> 0:08:30.760 where you think you can get away with that? 0:08:31.120 --> 0:08:35.000 It was only thirty four hundred dollars, not thirty four thousand, 0:08:35.480 --> 0:08:38.480 not three hundred and forty thousand, thirty four hundred. 0:08:38.679 --> 0:08:40.840 Yeah. So if you didn't see the story, it's a 0:08:40.840 --> 0:08:44.800 bit ghoulish um. But that happened. It's on video. It happened. 0:08:44.920 --> 0:08:46.960 I saw it. I saw the video, Danny. It happened. 0:08:47.000 --> 0:08:50.840 A woman takes a corpse into a bank trying to 0:08:50.880 --> 0:08:55.360 scam some money. Was caught on camera transporting the cadaver 0:08:55.720 --> 0:09:00.319 in a taxi yeah uncle, yeah, and even getting the 0:09:00.320 --> 0:09:02.199 the cabby to help move the body. 0:09:03.000 --> 0:09:06.040 And so the teller was like, what's wrong with your uncle? 0:09:06.080 --> 0:09:09.600 And she's like, uncle, sit up. If you don't seem better, 0:09:09.600 --> 0:09:12.000 I'm gonna have to take you to the hospital. Oh 0:09:12.080 --> 0:09:16.920 my god. Yeah, that is bad acting. She was horrible. 0:09:17.200 --> 0:09:21.920 The head kept falling back, and they knew what she 0:09:22.080 --> 0:09:26.440 was up to. She in trouble for embezzlement, theft, yeah, 0:09:26.480 --> 0:09:27.280 one other charge. 0:09:27.320 --> 0:09:29.920 So yeah, I think you can't do that with bodies. 0:09:29.960 --> 0:09:32.520 I think you no move bodies around your I don't 0:09:32.520 --> 0:09:34.320 know what the term is. There's a legal term for that. 0:09:34.400 --> 0:09:35.559 I forget what it is, but you can't. 0:09:35.640 --> 0:09:38.040 Yeah, no, she's gonna be doing some jail time. 0:09:38.480 --> 0:09:40.079 So I thought of you when I saw this story 0:09:40.120 --> 0:09:43.080 this week, and I thought of Klay Travis, the circus 0:09:43.080 --> 0:09:45.880 elephant that escaped and just was casually walking. 0:09:46.520 --> 0:09:49.479 Yes, I saw some tweets on this that were hashtag 0:09:49.520 --> 0:09:51.120 animal Thunderdome. 0:09:50.760 --> 0:09:56.760 Butte Montana and a traveling world Sir Jordan Worlds. I 0:09:56.760 --> 0:09:59.040 didn't know they still had circuses with animals. I thought 0:09:59.040 --> 0:10:02.480 the Wokester's got rid all that there are. That to 0:10:02.520 --> 0:10:04.280 me is the most amazing part of the story. They're 0:10:04.280 --> 0:10:05.360 still circus animals. 0:10:05.360 --> 0:10:08.400 There's a couple of companies still trying to do circus stuff. 0:10:08.440 --> 0:10:11.160 I've seen one pop up in Burbank a couple of 0:10:11.240 --> 0:10:11.680 years ago. 0:10:11.800 --> 0:10:15.839 In Burbanka. Yeah, okay, when I was in San Jose, 0:10:16.600 --> 0:10:19.360 I was going to the Costco to get gas wedding 0:10:19.440 --> 0:10:21.920 weekend and I drove by they had a circus, but 0:10:21.960 --> 0:10:24.560 not one with animals. They had the human circus. The 0:10:24.600 --> 0:10:28.960 hardest part is getting it up that was out of 0:10:29.080 --> 0:10:30.079 context audio. 0:10:32.760 --> 0:10:34.800 I know there's somewhere they're just trying to stick to 0:10:34.880 --> 0:10:39.360 horses and the safer animals where they don't think the 0:10:39.400 --> 0:10:42.640 activist groups will come after them. But it's pretty awesome. 0:10:42.679 --> 0:10:44.240 That they had elephants at this one. 0:10:45.120 --> 0:10:50.400 Yeah, that's pretty pretty bananas. So yeah, residents of Butte 0:10:50.760 --> 0:10:55.440 Montane they saw an adult female elephant escaped from the 0:10:55.440 --> 0:11:00.840 holding area and was traveling around. Just there's plenty of 0:11:00.880 --> 0:11:03.120 cell phone vide everyone immediately the first thing you do, 0:11:03.200 --> 0:11:05.160 you'd think you'd try to protect yourself. No, you pull 0:11:05.200 --> 0:11:07.360 out your phone and you're like, this is going to 0:11:07.400 --> 0:11:10.040 go viral, this is gonna go And then the police 0:11:10.040 --> 0:11:13.320 had to shut down the streets. And but then the 0:11:13.360 --> 0:11:16.360 funniest is the guy from the circus the elephant keepers 0:11:16.440 --> 0:11:18.800 like running after the elephant. It's like a like a 0:11:18.880 --> 0:11:20.479 nineteen eighties comedy. 0:11:20.120 --> 0:11:23.640 It is. It's like a Herbie the love Bug. 0:11:24.200 --> 0:11:26.400 Just just absolutely you can. 0:11:26.240 --> 0:11:28.800 Just imagine you're driving down the road with your wife 0:11:28.800 --> 0:11:32.000 and out of know her, she's like elephant, Like dabe 0:11:32.000 --> 0:11:32.800 if I've been dieting? 0:11:35.400 --> 0:11:38.000 Uh, all right, last, the last one in the pop 0:11:38.000 --> 0:11:39.640 goes the culture. Then we'll get to the mail bag 0:11:40.000 --> 0:11:46.120 and this one from just human activity. How many times 0:11:46.160 --> 0:11:47.840 did you see the story? How many times a day 0:11:47.960 --> 0:11:52.040 do Americans check their phones? No? I didn't see this, Okay, good, 0:11:52.040 --> 0:11:54.079 So how many times a day on average they've done 0:11:54.080 --> 0:11:57.640 the research on this. Dude, your average American check their phone. 0:11:58.280 --> 0:12:00.080 Do do do do Do Do Do do. 0:12:02.160 --> 0:12:05.199 Be it's gotta be two hundred times two hundred and 0:12:05.240 --> 0:12:06.120 twelve times two. 0:12:06.080 --> 0:12:08.719 Hundred twelve times. That's a lot. Two hundred twelve is 0:12:08.720 --> 0:12:12.200 a lot. You actually went over, Danny, So you do 0:12:12.320 --> 0:12:14.840 not win the showcase showdown, you do. I'm sorry you 0:12:14.840 --> 0:12:18.440 don't win, loser, but it's I thought it was still 0:12:18.440 --> 0:12:21.280 a high number. One hundred and forty four times a 0:12:21.360 --> 0:12:24.920 day Americans check their phone. So I did some malord 0:12:24.960 --> 0:12:28.040 math on this, and if my math is corrected, now, 0:12:28.080 --> 0:12:30.040 I'm not average. I only sleep four or five hours 0:12:30.080 --> 0:12:32.080 a day, but most people sleep eight hours a day. 0:12:32.480 --> 0:12:35.280 So yeah, I didn't take that into consideration. Yes, we're 0:12:35.320 --> 0:12:35.800 in radio. 0:12:36.120 --> 0:12:38.000 Yeah, we we're up a little more than that. We 0:12:38.000 --> 0:12:39.880 we're definitely over two unto times a day. But if 0:12:39.880 --> 0:12:42.439 you if you are eight hours a day asleep, you're 0:12:42.480 --> 0:12:45.600 awake sixteen hours. So let's do the math. So if 0:12:45.640 --> 0:12:48.640 you're wake sixteen hours, one hundred and forty four times 0:12:48.679 --> 0:12:51.400 a day, you're checking your phone over sixteen hours. That 0:12:51.600 --> 0:12:56.079 is eighteen times every hour that you're checking your phone. 0:12:56.600 --> 0:12:59.920 Take that for data. Put that in your pipe and 0:13:00.080 --> 0:13:03.560 smoke it. Okay, who says you don't learn anything from 0:13:03.559 --> 0:13:05.240 a dopey weekend podcast? 0:13:05.360 --> 0:13:05.760 Come on? 0:13:06.640 --> 0:13:11.920 Yeah, eighteen times every hour? Oh you're you're awake. I 0:13:11.960 --> 0:13:14.000 did think it was more than that, But when you 0:13:14.040 --> 0:13:17.120 factor in the sleep thing, it makes sense. 0:13:17.240 --> 0:13:19.120 Yeah, we forgot that normal people's sleep. 0:13:19.679 --> 0:13:22.960 Yeah, before nineteen ninety two, people did not do that 0:13:23.000 --> 0:13:25.920 because smartphones did not exist. You were not pulling out 0:13:25.920 --> 0:13:28.760 your flip phone to check it eighteen times. 0:13:29.200 --> 0:13:31.280 So now what did people do back then? One hundred 0:13:31.320 --> 0:13:33.640 and forty two different times? Play pocket pool. 0:13:33.840 --> 0:13:36.720 Actually talk to each other, which is very uncomfortable, and 0:13:37.000 --> 0:13:40.120 pocket pool also Yeah, Now, how often, Danny do you 0:13:40.200 --> 0:13:45.680 have your significant of other say, phones down, phone free? Nope, nope, 0:13:45.679 --> 0:13:46.640 get off your phone. 0:13:46.679 --> 0:13:50.400 She doesn't say anything, but it's a look. Yeah, so 0:13:50.440 --> 0:13:53.000 I'll see this look and I'll be like, and now 0:13:53.040 --> 0:13:56.360 I'm proactive. I'll put the phone away before I enter 0:13:56.520 --> 0:13:57.200 the living room. 0:13:57.360 --> 0:14:00.640 It's a veteran move. So I always have the well, 0:14:00.679 --> 0:14:03.800 I got to do it for work thing, which but 0:14:04.040 --> 0:14:06.000 it's true work. It doesn't work on the weekends. 0:14:06.080 --> 0:14:08.160 There's times where I got to go back to my phone. 0:14:08.160 --> 0:14:11.720 To check that the podcast has loaded and has you know, 0:14:11.840 --> 0:14:13.560 shot out to the world, or I have to do 0:14:13.600 --> 0:14:16.480 this or this description or there. There's stuff we do 0:14:16.520 --> 0:14:19.480 have to do for work with social media, et cetera. 0:14:19.840 --> 0:14:21.600 So it is hard with what we do for a 0:14:21.640 --> 0:14:24.880 living to just always have the phone down. Yeah on 0:14:24.920 --> 0:14:25.640 the week exactly. 0:14:26.360 --> 0:14:29.640 But you know, I've had my wife confiscate my phone. 0:14:30.120 --> 0:14:32.760 I've had that on the way well I believe that, Yeah, 0:14:32.840 --> 0:14:34.920 Jesus grabbed it. No, no, you're not on your phone 0:14:34.920 --> 0:14:37.480 though it can't. Then I'm like, okay, but one hundred 0:14:37.520 --> 0:14:39.080 and forty four times a day. 0:14:39.440 --> 0:14:43.200 According to that little Hawaii trip we took before it, 0:14:43.280 --> 0:14:45.960 my wife said, and on this trip, we're not going 0:14:46.000 --> 0:14:49.000 to have our phones out whatsoever. And I'm like, you 0:14:49.080 --> 0:14:51.200 made that rule up, not me. Ze. 0:14:51.640 --> 0:14:54.960 This was done the study by the University of California, Irvine. 0:14:55.000 --> 0:14:58.560 Shout out ant eaters, and the professor wrote a book 0:14:58.560 --> 0:15:03.120 about attention span and how to refocus when distracted. 0:15:04.800 --> 0:15:07.320 Let's get to the mail bag, mail bag, mail bag, 0:15:07.400 --> 0:15:26.520 mail bag, Go hio A. It's but ohioal an amazing 0:15:26.680 --> 0:15:32.080 song this week on the Overnight Show about Lorraine Ah 0:15:32.960 --> 0:15:37.520 and the first Loraina theme song has been produced by 0:15:37.640 --> 0:15:38.680 Malard Militia member. 0:15:38.800 --> 0:15:40.920 Yeah, she's a made member now. 0:15:41.080 --> 0:15:43.560 She's part of the club. We we got to let 0:15:43.600 --> 0:15:47.280 her know where all the Mather theme music is. Though 0:15:47.600 --> 0:15:50.200 she hasn't found the archive of the old songs because 0:15:50.200 --> 0:15:52.080 we got to keep those on the air, and I'm 0:15:52.120 --> 0:15:54.520 not sure where they are. But we'll. I figure once 0:15:54.560 --> 0:15:57.240 we get more Loraina songs, she'll want to play them, 0:15:57.320 --> 0:15:58.520 so we'll put them in the. 0:15:59.560 --> 0:16:01.440 And this is exactly, And I think a lot of 0:16:01.480 --> 0:16:04.040 the other ones are dated anyways, because they'd have like 0:16:04.160 --> 0:16:07.680 Roberto's name or my name, or other producers' names. 0:16:08.080 --> 0:16:11.280 There's so many different people. But they're classics. You know 0:16:11.320 --> 0:16:12.080 they're classics. 0:16:12.120 --> 0:16:13.640 You are the pummeler of producers. 0:16:14.040 --> 0:16:16.600 Yeah, but they are classic songs and it brings back 0:16:16.640 --> 0:16:19.120 good memories, fond memories. We love the Danny ge era 0:16:19.200 --> 0:16:22.400 on the show. We love the Jake Warner era, Roberto era. 0:16:22.840 --> 0:16:25.600 The I wouldn't say the Iowa Sam era because I 0:16:25.640 --> 0:16:28.680 didn't last that long, but you know, stopover, you know the. 0:16:28.720 --> 0:16:31.360 Temple Iowa that was a sneeze. 0:16:31.440 --> 0:16:34.520 Yeah, pretty much pretty much anyway. First one up, Steve 0:16:34.600 --> 0:16:38.440 in Omaha, Omaha, Omaha, although he only said it once. 0:16:38.480 --> 0:16:40.960 He said, Ben and Danny g enjoy the show you 0:16:41.040 --> 0:16:43.400 and the crew. I've been listening to your show. You 0:16:43.440 --> 0:16:46.960 have been feasting on little Debbie cakes and tasty cakes 0:16:47.600 --> 0:16:51.040 from listeners recently. What other regional delicacy would you guys 0:16:51.120 --> 0:16:51.880 like to try next? 0:16:52.560 --> 0:16:55.040 I saw that latest picture of you with that spread. 0:16:55.600 --> 0:17:03.280 You guys are gonna get diabetes, diabetes, diabetes, diabetes, Thank you, Wilfred. 0:17:05.960 --> 0:17:07.679 Yeah, now we don't eat I don't eat all of it. 0:17:07.720 --> 0:17:10.520 I don't eat it during this Lorraina, God bless her. 0:17:10.680 --> 0:17:12.560 She's got good genetics. 0:17:12.600 --> 0:17:15.639 Oh and she's got a sweet tooth like you wouldn't believe. 0:17:16.400 --> 0:17:19.600 I've seen her knock out like four donuts during one show. 0:17:19.960 --> 0:17:21.440 Yeah, and she doesn't get any weight. I'm like I 0:17:21.720 --> 0:17:23.720 told her, I said, listen, Lora, I will I will 0:17:23.800 --> 0:17:26.320 change the way I consume food and the way you 0:17:26.359 --> 0:17:28.199 consume food for like a couple of weeks. I'll eat 0:17:28.240 --> 0:17:32.600 whatever I want. You can. You'll definitely gain weight. Definitely 0:17:32.640 --> 0:17:33.800 gain weight if you follow. 0:17:34.160 --> 0:17:36.560 It's the most annoying thing when you hear someone say 0:17:36.760 --> 0:17:41.840 I really need to gain like twelve pounds. Yeah, what 0:17:42.000 --> 0:17:43.959 a problem to have. Holy crap. 0:17:44.440 --> 0:17:48.760 Yeah, So to answer your question, Steve, I don't know 0:17:48.800 --> 0:17:50.000 what you're from Omaha. 0:17:50.000 --> 0:17:50.280 I don't know. 0:17:50.359 --> 0:17:52.840 Is there a regional food dish in Omaha. Maybe, Steve, 0:17:52.880 --> 0:17:54.919 you can let us know it's popular and we'll look 0:17:54.960 --> 0:17:57.719 it up. I don't know any foods Omaha steaks, but 0:17:57.760 --> 0:18:02.080 that's still I don't think steaks generated in Omaha. So 0:18:02.119 --> 0:18:03.639 I don't know what, but I ask your question, No, 0:18:03.800 --> 0:18:06.000 I'd love to try as many different things as we can. 0:18:06.040 --> 0:18:08.840 We've had a really good run. We've got the stuff 0:18:08.880 --> 0:18:11.399 from BUCkies, which was really cool. We got all the 0:18:11.400 --> 0:18:12.960 treats from BUCkies the truck stop. 0:18:13.720 --> 0:18:15.639 Not only are they famous for their steaks, they are 0:18:15.720 --> 0:18:17.480 well known for their Uben sandwich. 0:18:17.840 --> 0:18:20.600 Oh okay, I like a Ruben sandwich. Doesn't transport very 0:18:20.600 --> 0:18:22.320 well though, the Ruben. I don't think you can send 0:18:22.359 --> 0:18:25.359 that in the mail. It would taste very good. But yes, 0:18:25.359 --> 0:18:27.760 see it's kind of neat. It's fun that we have 0:18:27.800 --> 0:18:30.400 a big stick and we're on a lot of different places, 0:18:30.440 --> 0:18:33.639 and I would love to try as many different foods 0:18:33.640 --> 0:18:35.719 as I can from different parts of the country, places 0:18:35.760 --> 0:18:39.040 I haven't been before. And if you know of anything 0:18:39.040 --> 0:18:40.960 there in Omaha, let us know, Steve or if you're 0:18:40.960 --> 0:18:42.080 in a different town. 0:18:42.200 --> 0:18:45.200 Says, when you're in Omaha, try a Bob's Breakfast box 0:18:45.240 --> 0:18:46.800 from Bob's Donuts. 0:18:47.320 --> 0:18:50.080 Okay, I don't know that I'll ever end up in Omaha. 0:18:50.119 --> 0:18:51.440 Do you think you've ever You're not going to go 0:18:51.480 --> 0:18:51.840 to Omaha? 0:18:52.000 --> 0:18:54.520 Right, I'm not sure. What do they have a graduate 0:18:54.520 --> 0:18:55.080 hotel there? 0:18:56.760 --> 0:19:00.040 I will see. Stay tuned. They probably do. Jay He 0:19:00.800 --> 0:19:05.160 says he's an original masshole. Take that masshole, Mickey. He says, Ben, 0:19:05.240 --> 0:19:07.479 you know your birthday is coming up this month. What 0:19:07.520 --> 0:19:08.280 do you want from us? 0:19:08.280 --> 0:19:08.800 P ones? 0:19:10.920 --> 0:19:13.520 Well, very yeah, my birthday is coming up. But I 0:19:13.600 --> 0:19:16.240 just want you to listen. Just download the show, tell 0:19:16.359 --> 0:19:19.600 friends and we want to grow the Mallard militia and 0:19:19.600 --> 0:19:21.840 all that. I don't really need anything, but if you 0:19:21.880 --> 0:19:23.879 want to send me something, I won't reject it. I'm 0:19:23.920 --> 0:19:25.119 not going to say no to it. I'm not going 0:19:25.160 --> 0:19:26.439 to say like I don't want this, I'm not going 0:19:26.520 --> 0:19:29.880 to send it back to you. I do love hats. 0:19:30.400 --> 0:19:31.879 Hats are great. Love the hats. 0:19:32.600 --> 0:19:36.440 And forget what size hat are you? Yeah? 0:19:36.440 --> 0:19:38.760 I think size eight. I got a big, big head. 0:19:38.840 --> 0:19:42.320 Yeah yeah, Ever since my my hair went Houdini. I've 0:19:42.760 --> 0:19:43.560 enjoyed the hats. 0:19:44.240 --> 0:19:45.480 I'm seven and five eighths. 0:19:46.200 --> 0:19:46.880 Oh is that right? 0:19:47.080 --> 0:19:47.119 You? 0:19:47.560 --> 0:19:51.320 You got a Bruce bochie dome. Not quite Boachy but close, 0:19:51.640 --> 0:19:54.880 and so you're what size you again? Nigga seven and eight? 0:19:55.040 --> 0:19:55.960 When's your birthday? 0:19:56.119 --> 0:19:57.880 When is that twelve? 0:19:58.480 --> 0:20:01.040 I think you might be celebrating birthday here later in April, 0:20:01.080 --> 0:20:04.760 I don't know. And my favorite hats, Jay, since you asked, 0:20:04.880 --> 0:20:07.960 unless you didn't, is stuff with bes on it. I 0:20:08.000 --> 0:20:10.560 like the b hat I have allowed to be hats. 0:20:10.600 --> 0:20:12.359 I still need one of the Dodger hats with the 0:20:12.400 --> 0:20:14.199 cursive capital d on it. 0:20:14.440 --> 0:20:16.359 Oh you don't have one of those those? Yeah, I 0:20:16.400 --> 0:20:18.359 don't have one of those either. Those are those are 0:20:18.400 --> 0:20:20.639 pretty cool? But thank you Jay for listening. I appreciate that. 0:20:20.680 --> 0:20:22.360 And I'm sure mass whole Mickey will hear this. I'd 0:20:22.359 --> 0:20:24.440 be very upset with you saying that you're an original 0:20:24.480 --> 0:20:27.040 masshole and you'll take that whatever. All right, Mike and Fullerton, 0:20:27.960 --> 0:20:30.480 He writes and says, hello, Ben and Danny g Did 0:20:30.520 --> 0:20:32.480 I miss the cutoff last week? Or were my twenty 0:20:32.480 --> 0:20:36.439 six fun facts about Fullerton not fun enough? Well? We 0:20:36.520 --> 0:20:39.679 actually we saved that Mike was such an amazing email, 0:20:39.720 --> 0:20:41.280