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Speaker 1: Welcome back to other episode of A Dish and your

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Speaker 1: host Kevin Paul is back. My favorite card. Yeah it's

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Speaker 1: the seventh space my least favorite card showing. But I digress.

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Speaker 1: Let's meet our alchemist Shallow we overt order. Please say

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Speaker 1: good afternoon to Priss alorado Lean, but never mean. What's

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Speaker 1: the time of day or night that feels the calmness

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Speaker 1: to you? Eight am. That's right, that's a good one.

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Speaker 1: Thank you my dogs and sleeping later than I have,

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Speaker 1: so I have that moment in bed where I'm just alone,

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Speaker 1: uh huh, thinking right, it feels nice throughout the word calm,

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Speaker 1: you know. Then you get up, you know what I mean,

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Speaker 1: and then your day really starts, and then here comes

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Speaker 1: the judgments and self doubt and you go on to

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Speaker 1: Gary Anthony Williams Instagram like, oh he's having fun. A

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Speaker 1: lot of cool actor friends in him are having fun,

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Speaker 1: you know what I mean, And it's like and then

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Speaker 1: it just like doesn't feel that good anymore. So definitely

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Speaker 1: eight am before the world has let me know that

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Speaker 1: I'm nobody. Okay, that is the correct answer at all

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Speaker 1: that down here, and thank you for it. Hey, it's

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Speaker 1: Gary Anthony Wood the aforementioned Gary Anthony wins g a dub.

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Speaker 1: How much time have you spent at c wow? Uh

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Speaker 1: not nearly seriously And I know I like to come

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Speaker 1: in here and play a lot of grab ass ree

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Speaker 1: and joking around. But not nearly enough, buddy, not nearly enough.

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Speaker 1: My father was in the military. Uh yeah, you know

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Speaker 1: that you have more than anybody, you know that. And

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Speaker 1: uh so that said, yeah, yeah, thank you. And now

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Speaker 1: Craig Katkowski with his streaming donc you series review corner

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Speaker 1: Kevin streaming doc You series review yesterday, Sasquatch came out Hulu.

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Speaker 1: Very excited for that. It's streaming. It's multiple episodes. Uh

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Speaker 1: possibly involves uh the Pacific Northwest hominid creature known as

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Speaker 1: Bigfoot colloquially or sasquatch too serious cryptozoologists. It's I have

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Speaker 1: clicked on at it to my page on Hulu, Yes,

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Speaker 1: and I I realized I was supposed to have it

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Speaker 1: watched in time for this review. That has not happened.

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Speaker 1: Has not happened. My cue is scarily full. Appreciate all

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Speaker 1: the preamble and no review whatsoever, and now please welcome

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Speaker 1: back house. Fav Mark Gangliardi, Hello, Hr gags and stuff.

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Speaker 1: Tell us about that time you were doing Shakespeare and

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Speaker 1: it did not turn out his plan. Well, I was.

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Speaker 1: I was doing Romeo and Juliet like I do. Uh,

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Speaker 1: in the role of Juliette like I do. And there's

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Speaker 1: that final scene where I I wake up and Romeo

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Speaker 1: apothecary whose drugs are quick. Um. But the the actor

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Speaker 1: when I went to take that sip and find that,

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Speaker 1: I spent three weeks in the hospital. Thank you for

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Speaker 1: sharing all of that. That was rough, true story, true story,

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Speaker 1: and last but no five guys Fries for you. If

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Speaker 1: Seen one comes from Christine, who wrote Pavlov's Dog meets

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Speaker 1: Shroddinger's Cat For those of you who aren't hip to

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Speaker 1: Schrodinger or his cat. Uh, it refers to a thought

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Speaker 1: experiment he proposed. He's a renowned physicist, Irving Shroudinger, and

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Speaker 1: Please don't talk to Kevin. Okay, we know this, pets.

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Speaker 1: It's a beautiful uh bell you have here on the door.

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Speaker 1: Oh Dann, thank thank you so much. Coming, come on in,

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Speaker 1: come on. What what can I do for you? Sir?

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Speaker 1: The beautiful bell? My dog? It's uh this bell your dog?

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Speaker 1: Your dog is are drooling all over the floor. Business

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Speaker 1: it's lenoly. I mean it's easy to clean. Huh, it

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Speaker 1: is easy to clear you. Could you please stop ringing

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Speaker 1: the bell? Uh? Sorry, you know it's every time someone

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Speaker 1: comes in the door, the bell rings. It's I'm sorry,

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Speaker 1: I didn't know there was a customer in front of me.

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Speaker 1: I have here a pet? Carry is there a pets

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Speaker 1: sounds like a living cat inside of a cat um.

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Speaker 1: Excuse me? Could you please stop stop just ringing the

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Speaker 1: bell indiscriminately, indiscriminately. Every time I ring this bell, something happens. Yes,

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Speaker 1: the same thing happens every time your your dog is

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Speaker 1: drooling all over the floor. And do you want to

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Speaker 1: get him a treat or something? Let me get him

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Speaker 1: a treat. Here? Here, here, here, here, here, here's a

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Speaker 1: couple of milk phones. Here's a couple of milk phones. No, well,

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Speaker 1: I hate to tell you he came a little late.

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Speaker 1: We are closing up shop for good. I will not

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Speaker 1: be making bells. We will not be selling bells. We're done.

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Speaker 1: It's a digital age, it's a new age. We saw

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Speaker 1: we got a couple of bells in the back. But

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Speaker 1: that's about it. We are Look, I'm fine with this,

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Speaker 1: but if Mr Pavlov comes in here, it's gonna be

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Speaker 1: your ass, buddy. And I got to tell you, I

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Speaker 1: don't know if you know this terminology, but your ass

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Speaker 1: will be grass at that point in what capacity? No,

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Speaker 1: he'll cut it like he would grass with ashmoret we

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Speaker 1: gotta save the business. There's gonna be some way. First.

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Speaker 1: You don't even work here, dude, you just live here. Okay,

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Speaker 1: you live here because you clean this up, you can

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Speaker 1: still live in this empty space. Oh for real. I

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Speaker 1: have something i'd like to say about that strange looking

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Speaker 1: fella living in this building that I have a choir. Wops,

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Speaker 1: he's gonna need to jump through. First of all, is

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Speaker 1: an ear ring right there on my wife's here. What's

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Speaker 1: Bail is so tiny, i'd need to shrink or something.

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Speaker 1: I don't have this. I don't know the technology myself.

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Speaker 1: That's you, that's what you're thinking about. Look, look this

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Speaker 1: is that's why we gotta checked on this old place. Okay,

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Speaker 1: all right, nobody wants bells anymore. You can tell Pa

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Speaker 1: Lave or whatever the listen, but maybe he can get

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Speaker 1: a digital bell. I'll go talk to Mr pav Law.

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Speaker 1: But let me let me, let me let me explain

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Speaker 1: something to you. Your but, your your but will be

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Speaker 1: equal to hardly see it, your asses. Let me call

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Speaker 1: Mr Pablaw. Hold on, just yeah, buddy. I mean, I'm

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Speaker 1: looking at the floor here. Uh, this this stain. I

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Speaker 1: don't know what it is. I'm not judging. I'm just

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Speaker 1: saying it's not gonna come out. I know it's a linoleum,

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Speaker 1: but it's just not coming out. It's what you mean,

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Speaker 1: it's not gonna come out. It's it's p drool, It's

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Speaker 1: it's something. I don't know what it is. It's there's

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Speaker 1: a pet store. There's always puddles around. Hey, look, Timothy,

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Speaker 1: if you're gonna own pets, you need to realize where

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Speaker 1: liquids come out of them. Now. I know that. I

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Speaker 1: read in your Pet Owner's Manual and I'm I'm reading

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Speaker 1: a dog's mouth. Yeah, that's that's. Look. I was having

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Speaker 1: a real stressful day. This is my first time working

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Speaker 1: in a pet store. I got some of the answers confused.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry I screwed up. I know where pe comes

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Speaker 1: out of obviously everybody does. I'm not stalling, and I

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Speaker 1: guess it was just like, you know, a rocky childhood

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Speaker 1: probably leads to the choices I'm making now, right, say so,

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Speaker 1: Mr Dr schrod Marks, what are you doing here, dude,

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Speaker 1: I'm here seeing my therapist Dr Schrodinger. First I thought

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Speaker 1: see the chef. Just so you know, I'm charging you

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Speaker 1: double for this. Fine. So I don't know. I guess,

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Speaker 1: I guess. I don't. Do you have any kind of experiment?

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Speaker 1: You can do it? Look, here's here's here's what, here's

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Speaker 1: what I'm what I'm getting do. I don't know what

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Speaker 1: you do? Real skull. I am a theoretical physicist. Okay,

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Speaker 1: so how's that? Not not a therapist? But it's not

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Speaker 1: a therapist. You called? You called me? You know. I

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Speaker 1: always need a little more cash on hands, you know.

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Speaker 1: And so what your deal? What's your process? Do you

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Speaker 1: have a cat? All right, that's a good question. Do

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Speaker 1: I do I have a cat? At least? The cuts?

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Speaker 1: Alive or dead? What? This? This is my favorite? This

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Speaker 1: is my favorite? Is mine cut alive or dead? Answer

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Speaker 1: his cat he alive or be dead? Now you may

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Speaker 1: phone a fread Okay, I'm going to phone my witness

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Speaker 1: is crazy. We haven't talked in about the years, but

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Speaker 1: we were childhood friends. What you guys meet at elementary school.

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Speaker 1: Read elementary school in the northern California Bear his name

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Speaker 1: is Dave And anyways, let's let's get him on the line.

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Speaker 1: All right, we don't We don't have it, you say,

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Speaker 1: let's get him on the line. We don't have your

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Speaker 1: friend's number. Your friend, No, I don't know how to

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Speaker 1: get ahold of Dave? Hello? Wait, David? Who fun is this?

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Speaker 1: David's Ronnie? Ronnie? Who? Who the fund is this? Huh?

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Speaker 1: Ronnie Timmerson and Dave? You're live on who wants to

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Speaker 1: be a trillionaire? Oh? I'm live you see my asshole? Hey,

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Speaker 1: stop calling this fucking number. Okay, so that was who

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Speaker 1: was that baby? Come back to bed, goes fucking callers

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Speaker 1: call him my phone. You were just kissing me so sweetly,

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Speaker 1: Get back to the kissing gosh, I'm all my now. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm just gonna work out down stairs. God damn it.

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Speaker 1: Hi are you Dr Shroudinger the theoretical therapist? Uh ah,

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Speaker 1: a friend of mine, A friend of mine gave you

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Speaker 1: gave a recommendation. I just I just I just really

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Speaker 1: recommendation that creates an actual schroding Or who is a therapist.

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Speaker 1: But also there was another shroding Or out there somewhere

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Speaker 1: it was maybe not a therapist. I have a wager

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Speaker 1: with my friend Pascal on this very subject. Can can

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Speaker 1: I can I talk to the one who who is

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Speaker 1: a therapist? Though you were positive? They yeah, that's positive.

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Speaker 1: You are the therapist schroding? H is anything positive? I

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Speaker 1: mean no, I don't. I don't know. I don't know

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Speaker 1: don't know what to tell you, right, I mean, there's

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Speaker 1: no way you can fight. You got your hands back.

418
00:27:17,920 --> 00:27:19,720
Speaker 1: But I mean they're like four times the size. They're

419
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Speaker 1: filled with vinegar. I mean they're gonna pop if they anything.

420
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Speaker 1: I mean, there's sick. I can't believe what outside with you.

421
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Speaker 1: You have a home, dude, do you have I'm retiring

422
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Speaker 1: for boxing, kid, I I just I can't. I can't

423
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Speaker 1: do this. Wait wait, wait, wait, wait out, no, no,

424
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Speaker 1: suck on this finger real quick, tell me what you think. Okay,

425
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Speaker 1: welcome back to the five Plot news. We have devastating news.

426
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Speaker 1: One of the mediocre fight promoters have just died of

427
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Speaker 1: high sailine and are sodium chloride intake from sucking on brine.

428
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Speaker 1: We have two witnesses to that. If I can get

429
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Speaker 1: you to come over, son, Son, could you uh step

430
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Speaker 1: up to the microphone? Okay, okay, Hey, congratulations on your promotion.

431
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Speaker 1: Thanks a lot. I was. I went from janitor the

432
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Speaker 1: guy you see dude, somebody safe? Oh dare with the

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435
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Speaker 1: do you volks? Let's get straight to the scene. The

436
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Speaker 1: Department of Homeland Security investigates the X Games after getting

437
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Speaker 1: wind that all of the athletes are totally radical. Dude.

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Speaker 1: for having me on their live stream. Next time, I'll

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Speaker 1: try to actually be funny. P p s. Everyone listened

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Speaker 1: to The Comedy Fix. It's my favorite podcast favorite spelled

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Speaker 1: Oh you so I'm guessing Canadian fun topics include the

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446
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Speaker 1: assault each other. And that's just the first two episodes,

447
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Speaker 1: and our seriousness. It's very cool to hear the fellows

448
00:29:35,520 --> 00:29:42,280
Speaker 1: talk about and debate comedy theory, an interesting, informative and fun. Hey,

449
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Speaker 1: good commercial, not horrible. What was the scene Homeland Security

450
00:29:48,360 --> 00:29:56,120
Speaker 1: investigates radical Yes, that's your mission to you understand that? Okay? What? Please? Please?

451
00:29:56,320 --> 00:29:58,800
Speaker 1: May I read it again? Please, just to get it in.

452
00:29:59,120 --> 00:30:01,120
Speaker 1: I mean, he's probably the only one who wrote it down,

453
00:30:01,280 --> 00:30:03,920
Speaker 1: so I'd like to hear it again because actually the

454
00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:09,720
Speaker 1: doctor in the room, because a doctor outranks every military official.

455
00:30:09,760 --> 00:30:11,360
Speaker 1: Don't you understand that if a doctor says we can't

456
00:30:11,360 --> 00:30:12,880
Speaker 1: go in there, we can't go in there. So we've

457
00:30:12,920 --> 00:30:15,200
Speaker 1: got to be here. And this is what we're this

458
00:30:15,400 --> 00:30:17,520
Speaker 1: is what we we we we we are now. We're

459
00:30:17,600 --> 00:30:20,640
Speaker 1: investigating dudes at the X Games. This is who we

460
00:30:20,760 --> 00:30:23,760
Speaker 1: are now. It's happening on the land of our home,

461
00:30:23,840 --> 00:30:25,760
Speaker 1: isn't it. I got I got a question for you.

462
00:30:25,960 --> 00:30:28,240
Speaker 1: I got a question for you, Sarge. Do you think

463
00:30:28,240 --> 00:30:30,920
Speaker 1: it's possible when people say that the X games are radical,

464
00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:33,440
Speaker 1: that they're referring to radical more in the eighties BMX

465
00:30:33,520 --> 00:30:36,080
Speaker 1: sense of radical and not so much in the ISIS

466
00:30:36,440 --> 00:30:41,280
Speaker 1: or uh like, you know, anti American radicalization process version

467
00:30:41,320 --> 00:30:47,120
Speaker 1: of the word radical. Could you answer his question? Sorry, look,

468
00:30:47,200 --> 00:30:49,640
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be honest you. I'm gonna answer this questions. Hey,

469
00:30:49,760 --> 00:30:56,040
Speaker 1: what's up? I like your bike? Man looks cool? Thanks. Hey, listen,

470
00:30:56,080 --> 00:30:57,920
Speaker 1: I was thinking maybe we should keep this ship real

471
00:30:58,040 --> 00:30:59,720
Speaker 1: low pro this year. You know what I mean? I

472
00:30:59,800 --> 00:31:03,120
Speaker 1: hear or that they are sending fucking knarcs out sucking

473
00:31:03,240 --> 00:31:07,000
Speaker 1: undercover snipping around for some radical fucking dude, and they

474
00:31:07,080 --> 00:31:10,960
Speaker 1: better get ready for some axle grinders rock, take it down,

475
00:31:11,080 --> 00:31:14,200
Speaker 1: bring it down. Oh this is some serious ship. Man.

476
00:31:14,480 --> 00:31:16,520
Speaker 1: If they find out that you're an actual radical dude,

477
00:31:16,720 --> 00:31:20,480
Speaker 1: you're going away. I'm talking no half pipes, no quarter pipes,

478
00:31:20,800 --> 00:31:24,760
Speaker 1: no fool pipes, no pipeage. Z for sale? Hey, I

479
00:31:24,920 --> 00:31:27,240
Speaker 1: got some Z for sale? Either of you cats want

480
00:31:27,280 --> 00:31:33,480
Speaker 1: some Z that dude can't. Yes, I'll take a handful

481
00:31:33,480 --> 00:31:41,120
Speaker 1: of your ZZ over here there. How about you? How

482
00:31:41,120 --> 00:31:43,880
Speaker 1: about you tall glass of water? You want some Z? Yeah?

483
00:31:43,880 --> 00:31:47,880
Speaker 1: I'll take some ze. I'll take you will. All right, gentlemen,

484
00:31:48,800 --> 00:31:51,920
Speaker 1: this is an undercover operation. Don't don't this is an

485
00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:56,880
Speaker 1: undercover operation, right, Okay, can't harry in the bar, then

486
00:31:56,960 --> 00:31:59,920
Speaker 1: get closer. If this is an undercover operation, can you

487
00:32:00,280 --> 00:32:02,280
Speaker 1: You can come up by me, Mike, you can come

488
00:32:02,320 --> 00:32:06,080
Speaker 1: stand up by me if you want. Welcome to the

489
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Speaker 1: X Games registration. Please just tell me each of your

490
00:32:08,640 --> 00:32:10,840
Speaker 1: names and what sport you were competing in. We'll start

491
00:32:10,880 --> 00:32:13,800
Speaker 1: with you the silly hat please. I am their coach

492
00:32:14,280 --> 00:32:17,960
Speaker 1: and uh, we are all competing and they're all competing

493
00:32:17,960 --> 00:32:25,520
Speaker 1: in different events. Um, Xander here Xanders, Xander's Sander? Which

494
00:32:25,600 --> 00:32:36,680
Speaker 1: one Xander? Okay, Xander, Sander is gonna be doing? Okay,

495
00:32:36,840 --> 00:32:40,800
Speaker 1: here's your badge. Okay, we have over here, right over here.

496
00:32:41,320 --> 00:32:49,800
Speaker 1: This is Xander and he's going to be doing, Yeah, Xander,

497
00:32:49,880 --> 00:32:54,480
Speaker 1: and he's going to be doing, um, multiple cross a

498
00:32:54,600 --> 00:33:04,920
Speaker 1: motive crossing. I'm I'm Dr Thomas Bacon. That's Dr Thomas Bacon.

499
00:33:06,240 --> 00:33:10,560
Speaker 1: What's your hey, cool outfit? Bro? Aren't you worried that

500
00:33:10,640 --> 00:33:12,520
Speaker 1: your tie is gonna get caught in the spokes of

501
00:33:12,560 --> 00:33:18,720
Speaker 1: your bike? Though? No, I'm not worried at all, I'm

502
00:33:18,760 --> 00:33:26,360
Speaker 1: just doing rad rad radical, radical, Yeah, yeah, radical. I

503
00:33:26,400 --> 00:33:28,800
Speaker 1: mean I've never seen your team before, but I mean

504
00:33:28,880 --> 00:33:31,040
Speaker 1: the way you guys are in those matching suits and ties,

505
00:33:31,120 --> 00:33:34,280
Speaker 1: and the way that you're all in your at least

506
00:33:34,760 --> 00:33:40,680
Speaker 1: forty to fifty years old, you really stand up. Yeah,

507
00:33:41,560 --> 00:33:44,560
Speaker 1: thanks man. Well, you know it's important to stay athletic

508
00:33:44,640 --> 00:33:52,160
Speaker 1: as you get older. Andrews cantucky for a second. I'm

509
00:33:52,200 --> 00:33:54,280
Speaker 1: one of the Sanders too. I gotta go talk to him.

510
00:33:54,720 --> 00:33:56,560
Speaker 1: What are you doing? We gotta focus for these events.

511
00:33:57,080 --> 00:34:00,480
Speaker 1: Tell us me's gonna have fake names focusing on the events. Right.

512
00:34:00,600 --> 00:34:03,400
Speaker 1: We have to place? Okay, wait, why do we have

513
00:34:03,480 --> 00:34:07,400
Speaker 1: to play? How does and I know that you went

514
00:34:07,440 --> 00:34:11,520
Speaker 1: over this last night, but I was literally doing something else.

515
00:34:12,360 --> 00:34:17,080
Speaker 1: How does placing help us investigate these guys based on

516
00:34:17,200 --> 00:34:19,759
Speaker 1: our intel in front of the spies we got inside here,

517
00:34:20,040 --> 00:34:23,040
Speaker 1: the top placers are going to be having a communal meeting,

518
00:34:23,239 --> 00:34:28,839
Speaker 1: a dinner if you will. Outside it's beautiful. This has

519
00:34:28,920 --> 00:34:32,600
Speaker 1: nothing to do with your overwhelming competitive spirit that we've

520
00:34:32,640 --> 00:34:35,759
Speaker 1: all been talking about for years. Not at all. And

521
00:34:36,200 --> 00:34:40,520
Speaker 1: make some noise for Mikey Rock. Okay, coming up next,

522
00:34:40,600 --> 00:34:45,760
Speaker 1: we got Zender now, Anders coming out of location unknown.

523
00:34:45,960 --> 00:34:49,440
Speaker 1: But he's been writing for writing unknown. Well, it doesn't

524
00:34:49,480 --> 00:34:51,080
Speaker 1: matter if he's here to make some noise. He's got

525
00:34:51,200 --> 00:34:58,880
Speaker 1: a tie on. Give it up here he go. That

526
00:34:59,160 --> 00:35:02,560
Speaker 1: is a rot of called radical movies pulling out there

527
00:35:02,719 --> 00:35:05,160
Speaker 1: right now and speaking of radical, just want to make

528
00:35:05,200 --> 00:35:08,120
Speaker 1: sure everyone got their tickets for later on tonight when

529
00:35:08,160 --> 00:35:10,400
Speaker 1: we're all gonna go down deep in the bunker and

530
00:35:10,520 --> 00:35:17,160
Speaker 1: talk about the new world Order. All right, ex gamers,

531
00:35:17,239 --> 00:35:19,880
Speaker 1: Welcome to the Top Placers Communal Dinner. This is an

532
00:35:19,880 --> 00:35:23,520
Speaker 1: annual tradition here. Of course, this is on the honor system.

533
00:35:23,560 --> 00:35:25,279
Speaker 1: You know whether you were a top place or not.

534
00:35:25,719 --> 00:35:27,440
Speaker 1: We know whether you're a top place er. We've got

535
00:35:27,520 --> 00:35:30,560
Speaker 1: a spread of food here that's available to everyone as

536
00:35:30,640 --> 00:35:34,840
Speaker 1: long as you were a top placer. Basically just one second,

537
00:35:34,960 --> 00:35:38,400
Speaker 1: hey boss, Hey boss, it seems like we could have

538
00:35:38,520 --> 00:35:40,719
Speaker 1: just claimed that we were top places and we didn't

539
00:35:40,719 --> 00:35:42,799
Speaker 1: even have to go to the whole motocross this year.

540
00:35:42,800 --> 00:35:44,000
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we didn't have to go to because you

541
00:35:44,080 --> 00:35:47,040
Speaker 1: got second. You know what that does to me, what

542
00:35:47,120 --> 00:35:52,600
Speaker 1: that looks like on the department. I'm not normally a

543
00:35:52,719 --> 00:35:59,120
Speaker 1: motocross guy. No ship, no ship in an entire world

544
00:35:59,160 --> 00:36:01,880
Speaker 1: of motocross. All right, so now I think we should

545
00:36:01,880 --> 00:36:04,440
Speaker 1: probably get to what it is we do here at

546
00:36:04,480 --> 00:36:10,239
Speaker 1: these dinners. Yeah, let's start spilling all the secrets. Let's

547
00:36:10,239 --> 00:36:15,239
Speaker 1: put the communal and communal. Right, I'll go first. You

548
00:36:15,360 --> 00:36:20,319
Speaker 1: all know me, um, and I am a proud radical. Yeah.

549
00:36:25,920 --> 00:36:32,960
Speaker 1: Who's next? That's all I had? How about you? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah,

550
00:36:33,120 --> 00:36:40,120
Speaker 1: so I'm just a coach. Oh that I guess I'll

551
00:36:40,680 --> 00:36:44,439
Speaker 1: go next. My name is Xander. It's my first time

552
00:36:44,520 --> 00:36:46,480
Speaker 1: in the X Games. But let me I could have

553
00:36:46,560 --> 00:36:49,920
Speaker 1: gone next. No, no, no, you know what, you probably

554
00:36:50,040 --> 00:36:53,080
Speaker 1: should probably go next because I'm just chipping all over

555
00:36:53,160 --> 00:36:57,320
Speaker 1: my tongue. I got nothing, you got nothing, but you

556
00:36:57,440 --> 00:37:00,640
Speaker 1: just said you could have. Yeah. I just was excited

557
00:37:00,680 --> 00:37:03,160
Speaker 1: about maybe going because no one ever calls me. They

558
00:37:03,239 --> 00:37:08,640
Speaker 1: called the other guy in the hat. You know, I

559
00:37:08,680 --> 00:37:19,560
Speaker 1: got a pizza for Homeland Security. Why would holand Security

560
00:37:19,600 --> 00:37:22,719
Speaker 1: be here? Boss? Okay, thank god we got out of

561
00:37:22,760 --> 00:37:25,480
Speaker 1: that place, Thank god? Why then did you order pizza

562
00:37:25,560 --> 00:37:27,279
Speaker 1: when we were in a dinner place? I mean, we

563
00:37:27,320 --> 00:37:30,279
Speaker 1: would at a place to have dinner. Where's our metal?

564
00:37:31,680 --> 00:37:35,480
Speaker 1: What did it in the middle of that really exciting

565
00:37:35,600 --> 00:37:38,160
Speaker 1: thing that we just skipped right over there. Just happened.

566
00:37:38,400 --> 00:37:42,840
Speaker 1: Somebody lost our metal. God damnit, Sander, you play second

567
00:37:42,920 --> 00:37:46,680
Speaker 1: and then you lose the medal? Left it inside, boss,

568
00:37:47,040 --> 00:37:50,120
Speaker 1: I'll just crack out the old motor cycle. Oh, I'll

569
00:37:50,160 --> 00:37:52,319
Speaker 1: click up the motor cycle and I'll just ride back

570
00:37:52,360 --> 00:37:54,080
Speaker 1: in there and grab the medal off the table. I

571
00:37:54,160 --> 00:37:56,919
Speaker 1: think it was just do you think you can really

572
00:37:57,000 --> 00:38:00,440
Speaker 1: do that? Wow? That was crazy. I'm mean, we're all

573
00:38:00,520 --> 00:38:02,200
Speaker 1: just a couple of radical dudes here, and then we

574
00:38:02,320 --> 00:38:05,200
Speaker 1: had to have an actual shootout with actual government agents.

575
00:38:05,960 --> 00:38:08,840
Speaker 1: I'm pretty proud of us. It's the most exciting thing

576
00:38:08,880 --> 00:38:13,560
Speaker 1: that's ever happened. Super spectacular. Hey, can we just for

577
00:38:13,680 --> 00:38:19,800
Speaker 1: my own I'm just curious. It's wrong? What what's so

578
00:38:20,040 --> 00:38:25,879
Speaker 1: wrong about being a radical dude? Exactly? What's the crime

579
00:38:25,960 --> 00:38:30,000
Speaker 1: in that? I think, just like extremism in general is

580
00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:36,439
Speaker 1: always wrong because the next game sans for extreme games exactly? Yeah,

581
00:38:36,480 --> 00:38:40,600
Speaker 1: I forget it. Do you have another theory anything that'll

582
00:38:40,640 --> 00:38:47,799
Speaker 1: be better than that? Hold on, go ahead, smart guy. Yeah,

583
00:38:49,680 --> 00:38:58,200
Speaker 1: what's wait? What the how that little dude get in here?

584
00:38:59,040 --> 00:39:07,040
Speaker 1: My hand? My hand dude left right? Oh shit, that

585
00:39:07,200 --> 00:39:10,640
Speaker 1: fucking dude's hands just came to life. Just like fundamentalism

586
00:39:10,719 --> 00:39:12,720
Speaker 1: in general is just like always negative because you're always

587
00:39:12,719 --> 00:39:15,320
Speaker 1: like putting yourself again somebody else, especially with police systems

588
00:39:15,360 --> 00:39:18,040
Speaker 1: and whatnot. Right, I mean like games are all about

589
00:39:18,120 --> 00:39:21,360
Speaker 1: putting yourself against someone else. I know, but maybe sometimes

590
00:39:21,440 --> 00:39:24,120
Speaker 1: maybe the games aren't extreme. Maybe the games are okay,

591
00:39:25,640 --> 00:39:29,680
Speaker 1: like to nash Ram or a beach or a roof party,

592
00:39:30,360 --> 00:39:33,120
Speaker 1: but you know, maybe you're not built anymore. I just

593
00:39:33,239 --> 00:39:36,120
Speaker 1: asked him why we're in trouble. Okay, he's just trying

594
00:39:36,120 --> 00:39:37,920
Speaker 1: to explain. I don't think it feels that way necessarily

595
00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:39,920
Speaker 1: unless you do. But I'm still curious as to what

596
00:39:40,080 --> 00:39:43,320
Speaker 1: we're doing it wrong. Yeah, yeah, we all take a

597
00:39:43,360 --> 00:39:45,680
Speaker 1: little Z every now and then, so what who doesn't

598
00:39:45,719 --> 00:39:48,359
Speaker 1: I heard even the President takes I'd like to hear him.

599
00:39:48,400 --> 00:39:52,319
Speaker 1: What is so bad about I'm scared to give my bo?

600
00:39:54,520 --> 00:40:00,560
Speaker 1: Why did somebody say the president? Ding? Ding? He said

601
00:40:00,600 --> 00:40:06,520
Speaker 1: the president? Yeah, I'm here fighting radicalization and handing out z.

602
00:40:07,480 --> 00:40:12,919
Speaker 1: They're a buck a piece. Don't our taxes pay for that? Yeah?

603
00:40:13,120 --> 00:40:21,360
Speaker 1: They do. Darrell out who was that guy? He was?

604
00:40:22,160 --> 00:40:29,000
Speaker 1: He was? He was? Oh his name is Daryl's out

605
00:40:29,360 --> 00:40:41,799
Speaker 1: right cool? Anyways, Well it's it's super weird radical I know, right,

606
00:40:42,560 --> 00:40:44,759
Speaker 1: all right, we're the Monster Energy Tense. You know people

607
00:40:44,800 --> 00:40:47,960
Speaker 1: are gonna be coming over demanding those sixty four round

608
00:40:48,040 --> 00:40:51,200
Speaker 1: bottles of monster and probably some free mercher, right, So

609
00:40:51,360 --> 00:40:53,600
Speaker 1: just be chill about it and don't get worried. If

610
00:40:53,600 --> 00:40:55,840
Speaker 1: you get swarm, trust me that you've got some sweet

611
00:40:55,840 --> 00:40:57,920
Speaker 1: monster running through your veins. I don't care how big

612
00:40:58,000 --> 00:40:59,640
Speaker 1: a mob is, You'll be able to rip through any

613
00:40:59,719 --> 00:41:03,120
Speaker 1: human body. I guarantee you your own monster. Dude. Excuse me?

614
00:41:03,200 --> 00:41:08,520
Speaker 1: Is this the monster energy? Yeah, bitch, I'm looking for

615
00:41:08,600 --> 00:41:11,160
Speaker 1: the I'm looking for the bottle of water. Area, bottle

616
00:41:11,160 --> 00:41:13,000
Speaker 1: of water? Areahy, don't you go straight to fucking hell?

617
00:41:13,840 --> 00:41:26,520
Speaker 1: Got you and your face? Oh? Do you take your shirt? Us?

618
00:41:26,520 --> 00:41:30,520
Speaker 1: Just to clean all this stuff? This dog just peede

619
00:41:30,560 --> 00:41:42,640
Speaker 1: monster everywhere? All right? Oh god? Oh god? Yeah? Man,

620
00:41:42,680 --> 00:41:43,600
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know what the hell is on

621
00:41:43,680 --> 00:41:45,759
Speaker 1: this Linoian floor, but it's sent in and it is

622
00:41:45,880 --> 00:41:48,480
Speaker 1: eating through it, all right, So it's acid base. Stand

623
00:41:48,520 --> 00:41:52,239
Speaker 1: they can talk. So I don't know where you want that.

624
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Speaker 1: That's that's is my cuts. That is my cuts. So

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Speaker 1: your cut, yeah, yeah, which seems very much alive? Can

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Speaker 1: you get it out of this? It is? I guess

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00:42:00,840 --> 00:42:02,719
Speaker 1: we found an answer. That catch is alife? Yes, and

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Speaker 1: yeah it is? Man. What a scooping with your hands?

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Speaker 1: What a scooping with your hand? Is acid? All right?

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Speaker 1: Well I figured out? Oh god, can you not feel pain? Man?

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Speaker 1: Or what? Well? Homeland Security agents? I'm glad you all

632
00:42:21,080 --> 00:42:24,520
Speaker 1: found your way here and on time. You're usually pretty late.

633
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Speaker 1: You failed, huh? I got I got number two in

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Speaker 1: the moto grow. Yeah, and I'm looking at you, boss.

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00:42:35,400 --> 00:42:38,800
Speaker 1: You fail. You know those little sunglasses you put on

636
00:42:38,840 --> 00:42:40,799
Speaker 1: when you get suntanned, Yeah, you know what I mean,

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Speaker 1: Like at the boot That's what I'm working eyeball. I

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Speaker 1: don't know what they're called. Yeah, little things. You failed.

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Speaker 1: But I missed the connection to those little glasses around

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Speaker 1: the eyeballs. I was taking them off to look him

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Speaker 1: in the eyes, look the director of the eyes and

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Speaker 1: know their name? Are you guys all high on? See you?

643
00:43:02,960 --> 00:43:05,680
Speaker 1: What the hell is going on here? We are totally

644
00:43:06,360 --> 00:43:09,520
Speaker 1: Sander got it for us. Apparently you got it for

645
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Speaker 1: the president or something. Some ship just throwing him out Pitsna.

646
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Speaker 1: Those are the glasses They just go on your nose, right,

647
00:43:18,480 --> 00:43:23,279
Speaker 1: those are pint snare all fired. Okay a matter of fact,

648
00:43:23,360 --> 00:43:27,640
Speaker 1: we're not closing down the homeland security branch of the government.

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00:43:30,440 --> 00:43:35,560
Speaker 1: You can do that a whole cabinet branch. Talk to

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00:43:35,640 --> 00:43:38,680
Speaker 1: Darrell about it. He'll tell you all about it. Don't

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Speaker 1: summon by the show for today can inspired. Let's thank

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00:44:03,520 --> 00:44:08,080
Speaker 1: all of our alchemists thanks to returning champion Mark Gagliardi,

653
00:44:08,160 --> 00:44:11,000
Speaker 1: markin thanks for having me. Is up? What is happening?

654
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Speaker 1: What are the latest? What can you tell us? I am?

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Speaker 1: I am back in Los Angeles. Uh waiting anxiously the

656
00:44:18,719 --> 00:44:22,880
Speaker 1: dropping of season two of Blood and Treasure coming to

657
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Speaker 1: television's this summer. Uh. We don't have an air date yet,

658
00:44:27,960 --> 00:44:30,680
Speaker 1: but I'm very excited for it, just for everybody. Let's

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Speaker 1: call it the summer summer twenty one, Summer twenty one,

660
00:44:33,760 --> 00:44:36,719
Speaker 1: that's what we're doing. And we've got We've got Uh.

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00:44:37,400 --> 00:44:40,040
Speaker 1: I don't know this is gonna have already happened. We

662
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Speaker 1: just did a great thrilling adventure our show on Saturday,

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00:44:44,520 --> 00:44:47,399
Speaker 1: Craig and I. Where can folks find that? It must

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Speaker 1: be uh be on How Seats Live, How Seats Dot Live.

665
00:44:50,840 --> 00:44:53,080
Speaker 1: So we're gonna find all of those. They keep that

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00:44:53,200 --> 00:44:56,839
Speaker 1: in archives and folks can take a book. Yeah, how

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00:44:57,000 --> 00:45:01,920
Speaker 1: seats live? All right? Uh, Craig, you want a piggyback

668
00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:05,879
Speaker 1: on the Thrilling Adventure. I think everything he said is true. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: the shows are available for a couple of weeks after

670
00:45:09,120 --> 00:45:13,239
Speaker 1: they air live for purchase. And what about the part

671
00:45:13,239 --> 00:45:15,520
Speaker 1: about him being back in Los Angeles? Can you I

672
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Speaker 1: cannot confirm that. I mean, there appears to be some

673
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Speaker 1: sun in his window, but that really could be anywhere,

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00:45:23,320 --> 00:45:29,560
Speaker 1: good point, anywhere? Her son? All right? And Gary Anthony Williams, Yes,

675
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Speaker 1: I have I have a new show called Blood or

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00:45:34,760 --> 00:45:38,800
Speaker 1: Treasure that will be we'd like to have people choices

677
00:45:39,400 --> 00:45:42,000
Speaker 1: that will be out this Uh this just call it

678
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Speaker 1: a game show. We think, we think so, but we're

679
00:45:48,880 --> 00:45:52,960
Speaker 1: not quite sure what it is yet. You're gonna you're

680
00:45:52,960 --> 00:45:55,840
Speaker 1: gonna love it. So you're gonna win the treasure or

681
00:45:56,080 --> 00:46:00,040
Speaker 1: cough up some blood? Blood? I love it. That's on

682
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Speaker 1: sexy and exciting. Chris. Are you telling me Mark that's

683
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Speaker 1: not of one of those virtual backgrounds. That's an that's

684
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Speaker 1: your actual home. This, Yeah, this is my actual home.

685
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Speaker 1: Did you think this was virtual? It looks so fair.

686
00:46:18,560 --> 00:46:22,840
Speaker 1: That's crazy. Look. For those of you who are Patreon subscriber,

687
00:46:22,880 --> 00:46:24,919
Speaker 1: you gotta see that moment. It just happened because Mark

688
00:46:25,040 --> 00:46:27,560
Speaker 1: the entire time, I was thinking, that's a nice virtual background.

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Speaker 1: You just haven't turned out. You just have a nice home. Thanks.

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Speaker 1: That's it, that's all I got. I appreciate that because

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Speaker 1: I'm not sure enough people are understood the benefits from

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Speaker 1: being a Patron supporter, and now they do. Now they know,

693
00:46:44,520 --> 00:46:49,239
Speaker 1: so thank you for that. Uh, Joey Greer. Uh, this

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Speaker 1: is also real, this is not virtual. Everything behind me,

695
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Speaker 1: So you see you here abound MTV spring can you

696
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Speaker 1: run back? And right now? So I cast performance. So

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Speaker 1: we're just kind of still performing somewhere MTV spring Break

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Speaker 1: here and U Daytona. It's sick, uh, but it's always

699
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Speaker 1: it's great, it's always sick. Well, thank you also, damn much.

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Speaker 1: It's great to see your faces. And let's thank our

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Speaker 1: producer and engineer of the Starmers, Mr Doug Bayne. Fine,

702
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Speaker 1: folks that I heart media. I'm your host, Kevin Pollock

703
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Speaker 1: reminding you to please be kind to each other and

704
00:47:35,160 --> 00:47:39,440
Speaker 1: thank you for all of your ears and supportive nature

705
00:47:39,520 --> 00:47:42,279
Speaker 1: regarding this particular podcast. It means a great deal to

706
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Speaker 1: me and some of the others, not all of them.

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Speaker 1: Um yeah, that's it until next time. He