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Speaker 1: guys feel about this, but I think generally, whenever a
Speaker 1: guy does a pickup line on a woman, it's not
Speaker 1: received very well for the most part. That's true. It's
Speaker 1: kind of creepy, possible grounds for a restraining order, right
Speaker 1: if they're being serious. Yeah, but when a woman does
Speaker 1: a pickup line on a guy, oh my gosh. Oh,
Speaker 1: it's like the heavens opened up and it's raining skittles
Speaker 1: on your birthday party. Are such suckers. It's so easy.
Speaker 1: It is. It is that easy. And that's what happened
Speaker 1: for our listener, Kevin. Apparently he met a girl who
Speaker 1: used a pickup line on him. Okay, and it worked. Wonders. No,
Speaker 1: that'd be a good line, I know. I guess that's
Speaker 1: the whole point. It doesn't matter exactly. She said, Hello,
Speaker 1: Is that what I'm hearing. Is that what she said? Actually,
Speaker 1: I work in it and her real name is Amber.
Speaker 1: But she said, oh my god, it's so crazy because
Speaker 1: my real name is Microsoft. Okay, and I said, okay,
Speaker 1: what does that mean? She says, because I was hoping
Speaker 1: I could crash at your place tonight. Yeah. Nice. So
Speaker 1: it was a York joke too. I like it. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: just my kind of like dad humor. I love it. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And did she use it in person? Like? How did
Speaker 1: she use that? No? She just one over, you know,
Speaker 1: one of the apps. Okay, you guys that online? Yeah,
Speaker 1: and we we just decided to get together and okay, wait,
Speaker 1: hold on, we don't know what her name is. What's
Speaker 1: her name? Amber? Did Amber? I'm sorry some of us
Speaker 1: are listening to others are not so much. But still
Speaker 1: I'm still thinking about Microsoft. I'm sorry. So tell us more.
Speaker 1: I was going to call her that the entire time.
Speaker 1: Tell us more about you and Amber and what you
Speaker 1: guys did for your date. So we meet up at
Speaker 1: this Italian place and I found it on Yelp and
Speaker 1: it had really nice reviews. But I didn't kind of
Speaker 1: realize how nice it was until we got the menus
Speaker 1: in front of us, and he was like, really expensive. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's a that's such a bummer to show up at
Speaker 1: a place and then realize once you sit down, like,
Speaker 1: oh crap, I can't afford this. Turning back, Yeah, did
Speaker 1: you show that to her? Did you show those cards? Well?
Speaker 1: When the check came, I asked her, I said, I
Speaker 1: don't really make a lot of money, and you're a
Speaker 1: labor You could go Dutch on this, Yeah, would be
Speaker 1: really cool. And she was happy to do that and
Speaker 1: she said, yeah, no problem, expensive place. I mean, I'm
Speaker 1: sure that's what she said, but she was thinking like
Speaker 1: this cheap guy. Yea, yeah, I mean for me, I'm
Speaker 1: fine going Dutch if you agree to it prior to
Speaker 1: the date, right, Like, I feel like it's something you
Speaker 1: have to establish before you even go out. When the
Speaker 1: bill comes and you just don't want to pay that
Speaker 1: much money, it does feel not super rad. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: I was worried that that was going to happen, but
Speaker 1: she took it, you know, really well. So we both
Speaker 1: threw our cards down and when they came back with
Speaker 1: the check, she said, don't leave a tip. Oh she
Speaker 1: was going to leave it right, Yeah, that's my thought,
Speaker 1: but she was gonna pay it, but she said, no, look,
Speaker 1: I don't think you should leave a tip, and I'm
Speaker 1: not going to leave a tip. And I thought that.
Speaker 1: I thought that was crazy because the service was awesome. Wait, dud,
Speaker 1: don't leave a tip on an expensive bill, that's what
Speaker 1: is going on. I mean, that's really rude. I'd be
Speaker 1: a huge red flag. I was kind of blown away
Speaker 1: because you know, she's like, trust me, don't leave a tip,
Speaker 1: and it's the first date. And I didn't want to
Speaker 1: like not listen to her, and and I just didn't
Speaker 1: do it. And now I you didn't leave it tip.
Speaker 1: I didn't leave a tip, And now I feel like
Speaker 1: a check some poor servers missing out on at least
Speaker 1: like twenty thirty who knows? Dog? Did she ever give
Speaker 1: a reason? No, she didn't, And we have not spoken
Speaker 1: since that night. Good, then don't call her. Why why
Speaker 1: would you even want to go out with her? That's
Speaker 1: a terrible thing to do because we had a because
Speaker 1: because the whole evening was awesome except for that. I
Speaker 1: love how all of us would dump her immediate. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean like she literally could be mother Teresa and
Speaker 1: she didn't even tip, Like nope, nope, I don't know.
Speaker 1: She had so much conviction. It was like she had
Speaker 1: a reason and she just didn't want to get into
Speaker 1: it there. And I thought we would I assume we
Speaker 1: would talk about it later, but we just we never
Speaker 1: got the chance to. And now she's not answering my calls,
Speaker 1: and I don't know what to do. Wow. Okay, so
Speaker 1: she used you for an expensive meal and then didn't
Speaker 1: want to put a tip on it, I mean use
Speaker 1: them because she had a payhop. I mean, like, what
Speaker 1: are you talking about she well, she used him for
Speaker 1: half of an expensive meal. That wait, it still doesn't
Speaker 1: make sense, Jeffrey, But okay, I mean aside from just
Speaker 1: don't like her, I don't. I have a very bad
Speaker 1: feeling about her. But aside from the whole tipping debacle.
Speaker 1: You told us that the date went really well, but
Speaker 1: you haven't given us any like specific things about what
Speaker 1: you liked about her or what your connection was. Like. Well,
Speaker 1: we like the same kind of comedy, we liked the
Speaker 1: same shows movies, and you know we're both into tech. Okay, right,
Speaker 1: because she had that Microsoft joke at the beginning. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she's just kind of like a you know, I'm kind
Speaker 1: of a nerd. And she's a little bit of a nerd,
Speaker 1: and she's got a great laugh and I smiled the
Speaker 1: whole night. See it sounds great. You know, how could
Speaker 1: a lovely woman be so evil about evil? Yeah? I
Speaker 1: want to answer, Yeah, me too. So let's call this
Speaker 1: evil person and well, okay, we'll see maybe she's actually
Speaker 1: a good person. We'll get an answer when we call
Speaker 1: Amber and do your second day up date. Okay, awesome,
Speaker 1: thank you. All right, hold on if you're just tuning
Speaker 1: in for the second day update. We're on the phone
Speaker 1: with Kevin. And Kevin went out with a very shady
Speaker 1: sounding woman named Amber. I say shady because Amber told
Speaker 1: Heaven not to leave a tip at the restaurant that
Speaker 1: they went to. And when she said that, Kevin took
Speaker 1: a stance. Okay, he got up, he threw his napkin
Speaker 1: down on the table. He looked Amber right in the eye,
Speaker 1: and he said, okay, that's exactly what I'm sorry you say. Now.
Speaker 1: She wouldn't tell him why, and he didn't want to
Speaker 1: cause a big scene in the restaurant, so he didn't
Speaker 1: leave a tip. And he feels absolutely horrible about it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I feel like we should be calling the waiter or
Speaker 1: waitress the server, and even worse, not only did he
Speaker 1: stiff the waiter, but now Amber won't even call him back.
Speaker 1: Not worth it, dude. So Kevin wants some answers, Is
Speaker 1: that right, Kevin? Yeah, I'd like some answers. Yeah, it sounds.
Speaker 1: It sounds the same way. It's like, okay, if you
Speaker 1: say so, let's get answers. I want what you want.
Speaker 1: That was a pretty devastating recap. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Kevin.
Speaker 1: What was the last thing you guys said to each other?
Speaker 1: I mean, did you walk her to her car? Was
Speaker 1: there a kiss? You know? We hugged and I kissed
Speaker 1: her on the cheek and I can't remember if I
Speaker 1: said it she said it, But it's like, you know,
Speaker 1: we should do this again. And yes, we were in
Speaker 1: agreement and we left each other happy. I can see
Speaker 1: why you'd be confused. Yeah, a lot of mixed messages there. Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: thanks for being such a good sport, Kevin. We're just
Speaker 1: having fun with you, and we do want to get
Speaker 1: you another date, thank you, and we want to pay
Speaker 1: so we can tip, yes, and you don't have to
Speaker 1: tip us if you don't want to eat I wasn't
Speaker 1: planning on it. Is that a normal thing for Ken?
Speaker 1: Typical cash? Wow? Bro, that's all right, Bro. Let's let's
Speaker 1: call Amber for you. You guys take cash. All right,
Speaker 1: We're gonna call Amber for you. Okay, okay, all right,
Speaker 1: here we go. Hello, Hi, can I speak to Amber? Please?
Speaker 1: This is she? Hi Amber. My name's Jeffrey from the
Speaker 1: radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. Do you
Speaker 1: have a second to talk with us? Wait? What I'm
Speaker 1: calling from a radio show and we're doing a segment
Speaker 1: called a second date update. Have you ever heard of
Speaker 1: that before? No? Okay, Well, the way it works is
Speaker 1: if you go out on a date with someone and afterwards,
Speaker 1: if they're not calling you back, you can email our
Speaker 1: show and we'll reach out to that person for you
Speaker 1: to try and figure out the reason why. I know
Speaker 1: it's stupid, it's stupid. You don't have to laugh at us,
Speaker 1: But you went out with somebody recently who had a
Speaker 1: good time with you, and ever since then you've kind
Speaker 1: of ghosted and they don't know why. His name is Kevin. Okay,
Speaker 1: do you remember Kevin? Yeah, he had a lot of
Speaker 1: nice things to say about you. I mean, he even
Speaker 1: told us about your opening line, the Microsoft pickup line. Good.
Speaker 1: Uh huh, okay, okay, do you have anything nice? He
Speaker 1: was nice? It was fine. Oh yeah, I mean, Kevin
Speaker 1: did tell us about a kind of an awkward moment
Speaker 1: that happened on the date and he doesn't really know
Speaker 1: what caused it, but he said, at the very end
Speaker 1: of the night, after you guys were paying your bill,
Speaker 1: you told him to leave no tip for the waiter.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, No, I just can't believe that he
Speaker 1: told you that. It's a huge moment. Who doesn't tip?
Speaker 1: I mean, Amber, I'm gonna tell you right now, Like
Speaker 1: we were all questioning why he'd even want to call
Speaker 1: you at you after you did you broke his mash. Sorry,
Speaker 1: equipment is a top notch here, but we're a top nach.
Speaker 1: We want answer. Yeah, what's going on, Amber? What? Why
Speaker 1: would you do that? Um? Honestly, I'm not sure if
Speaker 1: I should actually tell you, so honestly, okay, we want
Speaker 1: get him a date and everything, but this is really
Speaker 1: the answer I want to know, Like, why wouldn't you tip?
Speaker 1: Was the service not good? Was your food bad? Um? Okay,
Speaker 1: I can't believe I'm about to tell you guys this
Speaker 1: okay um, I know the waiter, I need the waiter.
Speaker 1: What really, and you hate the waiter? Is that why you? Yeah? No,
Speaker 1: is your current boyfriend? Okay um? So Kevin asked me
Speaker 1: where I wanted to go eat, which is fine um,
Speaker 1: And I told him to go on yelp and look
Speaker 1: for like you good, it's million place right. He picked
Speaker 1: the restaurant. Yes, I mean he said it, but I
Speaker 1: I led him in that direction, like, okay, I made
Speaker 1: sure it was that particular restaurant just so you could
Speaker 1: stiff the waiter. The thing about this whole thing is
Speaker 1: that the waiter and I we have we have a
Speaker 1: business agreement. We work together. What what do you mean
Speaker 1: you work together? No? No, um, the waiter pays me
Speaker 1: to demean him. What Oh it's to fetish Oh you
Speaker 1: do that on the side. Yeah, like one of those
Speaker 1: sm s and m chicks that people hire to feel
Speaker 1: bad about themselves. Yeah. But it's a little different because
Speaker 1: like it's not sexual. There's no we don't meet up
Speaker 1: or anything. It's all based on coming into his restaurant
Speaker 1: and treating him not well, not not leaving a chip whity. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So I always make sure when I go on these dates,
Speaker 1: I call ahead, I make sure I'm seated in a
Speaker 1: particular area, I make sure to like not really treat
Speaker 1: him well, and and then I don't tip, so he
Speaker 1: pays you to not pay him correct. So you're purposely
Speaker 1: rude to him because he likes it. It makes him
Speaker 1: I mean Amber likes it too, from the way that
Speaker 1: she's talking about She's like laughing about it. She's getting paid.
Speaker 1: And you guys never meet you, like, you have never
Speaker 1: done anything sexual with the waiter. Yeah, and then the
Speaker 1: only like communication outside of that of like me going
Speaker 1: to the restaurant is that I call him after and
Speaker 1: tell him how he is at his job. And just like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, you even stumble into this line. I
Speaker 1: cannot imagine what Kevin is thinking. I'm stumped. I mean,
Speaker 1: I didn't tell him anything, because I know it's weird.
Speaker 1: Well you think you didn't tell him, but you actually
Speaker 1: kind of did, because he's actually been on the other
Speaker 1: line listening and he heard everything that you said. God,
Speaker 1: are you serious? Yes, Oh my god, Kevin, I'm so confused, man,
Speaker 1: why would you do this? Don't you feel bad about
Speaker 1: taking guys to like tay for dates? With you, but
Speaker 1: you're not interested in seeing Oh no, no, I mean
Speaker 1: he pays me a lot of money and I do
Speaker 1: it like once a week, so a lot of Italian food. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So how do you feel about Kevin though? In all
Speaker 1: of this, I mean, it's not I'm sorry, Love, it's
Speaker 1: not personal. I just like, this is my job. So okay, No,
Speaker 1: are you not looking for any sort of relationship at all?
Speaker 1: You're just on these dating apps solely to go to
Speaker 1: the restaurant. Yeah? Right now. Yeah, I'm just blown away
Speaker 1: by this, Like you're saying we didn't have any any connection.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm a pretty open person and it's easy
Speaker 1: for me to connect with people. So I'm sorry, but
Speaker 1: it wasn't like. Oh, I will say, Amber, you are
Speaker 1: really good at humiliating men, Thank you, But why does
Speaker 1: it have to be dates? Amber? If this guy just
Speaker 1: wants you to humiliate him at work, why can't you
Speaker 1: just like take your girlfriends there or something like to
Speaker 1: play with people's emotions? Is really screwed up. I understand
Speaker 1: where you're coming from, but if you knew how much
Speaker 1: I was getting paid to do this, I promise you
Speaker 1: would too. No, I mean I promise, well, At this point, Amber,
Speaker 1: I have two questions for you. One is, where do
Speaker 1: you sign up for this website to be a humiliator,
Speaker 1: because I think I could use some extra income. I
Speaker 1: don't know. Message me later, I'd like to know. But
Speaker 1: then our second question is would you like to go
Speaker 1: out on another date with Kevin? No, we will pay
Speaker 1: for you to go back to that restaurant and you
Speaker 1: guys can both humiliate the waiter together offering right now.
Speaker 1: We don't even have to pay for a tip. It's true, true.
Speaker 1: So what do you say? Amber? Yep for it. I
Speaker 1: totally understand what you guys do, but I'm not but
Speaker 1: thank you so much. You don't want yes, Kevin, I
Speaker 1: just feel so bummed. The world is not a good place. Oh, Amber,
Speaker 1: you broke Kevin. Listen, Kevin, I'm not trying to demean you.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm not getting paid for it. So I
Speaker 1: really do with you all the best, and you will
Speaker 1: find someone out there. It's just not me. She can
Speaker 1: be nice, all right? Well, Amber, I'm sure that the
Speaker 1: segment was not quite up to your liking, but maybe
Speaker 1: before you go, you could just quickly demean us. No, fine, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'll give you one freebe nice. This radio chef sucks
Speaker 1: and you should all be ashamed of yourself. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: feel good. You have to do better than that. Amber
Speaker 1: point five