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Speaker 1: It's another jubil on the twenties. I'm five. Hello. Hi

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Speaker 1: is this Amber? Yes? Amber? How are you? My name

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Speaker 1: is Scott Brand. I'm the owner at Tanning Salon. How

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Speaker 1: are you doing? Oh? Great? How are you good? Kelly

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Speaker 1: told me he turned in an application to work with us,

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Speaker 1: and I was hoping that maybe I could get you

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Speaker 1: for a few minutes to do a quick phone interview

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Speaker 1: with me. Oh definitely, yes. Why don't we just start then? Great, Okay,

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Speaker 1: finish this sentence for me. Peter went to the moon because, um,

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Speaker 1: Peter went to the moon because yes, just finished that sentence.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I've never asked that before. Um, I'm just

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Speaker 1: gonna tell you up front my interview process is a

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Speaker 1: little bit unconventional. Oh okay, Um, Peter went to the

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Speaker 1: moon because he was an astronaut. Hmm, that's not really

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Speaker 1: the answer I was looking for there. Um, maybe I

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Speaker 1: didn't understand it then, because just a really open ended question. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's correct. You just didn't answer it very well. Why

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Speaker 1: don't we move on though? If a penguin walked through

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Speaker 1: the door to the Tanning Salon right now wearing a

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Speaker 1: sombrero and wanted to tan for ten minutes? Would you

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Speaker 1: let him a penguin? Penguin wearing a sombrero? And is

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Speaker 1: this it's like a hypothetical, like a story thing, like

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Speaker 1: you know what it could happen? You never know, has it? No? No,

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Speaker 1: a penguin has never come through our doors wearing a sombrero.

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Speaker 1: But if they were, I'd want my staff to be prepared. O. Hey, no,

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Speaker 1: I would say, no, he couldn't tan. That's interest, that's

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Speaker 1: not what I want to hear. I was just thinking

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Speaker 1: that I would have no animals at all in there.

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Speaker 1: Is that wrong? That is wrong? If a penguin er

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Speaker 1: to come through wearing a sombrero, you'd let him tan

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Speaker 1: for five minutes? No longer because I have a very

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Speaker 1: sensitive scan. I'm sorry, I just don't. That's why don't

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Speaker 1: we move on to more serious question? Then? Okay? How

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Speaker 1: many cows are there in Canada? How many cows are

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Speaker 1: there in Kansas? Canada? Everybody knows how many cows are

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Speaker 1: in Kansas, But I want to know if you know

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Speaker 1: how many cows are in Canada? I don't. I have

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Speaker 1: no idea. Do you need to? Don't you want to

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Speaker 1: know like my job history and stuff or I'd rather

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Speaker 1: know how many cows are in Canada because I woke

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Speaker 1: up this morning. I don't, I do not know. I

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Speaker 1: don't know that at all thousands. That's if you're in

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Speaker 1: front of a computer, you could google it for me.

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Speaker 1: I'd appreciate that, because God, okay, I woke up this

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Speaker 1: morning with that question on my mind and I just

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Speaker 1: want to know. Why didn't you google it? I just

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Speaker 1: haven't had time. I'm sorry, I just don't. This is odd.

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Speaker 1: I mean, is there what is that application for this? So?

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Speaker 1: Will you google how many cows are in Canada? I

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Speaker 1: am right now? They are currently about four million cattle

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Speaker 1: in Canada. Wonderful, thank you, you know what, that's all awesome.

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Speaker 1: I'm really happy that you got that answer for me. Interesting, Okay,

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Speaker 1: don't just blow your mind about that many cows and cannabis.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's a lot. That is a lot more than

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Speaker 1: I thought. Yeah. I wonder if they drink moulson, you know,

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Speaker 1: and watch hockey. They don't think so they're maybe they

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Speaker 1: don't give milk. They give molson and through their teets. No,

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Speaker 1: I don't think so. It talks about milk and an

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Speaker 1: article well, good news. The interview process is over. Oh God,

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Speaker 1: thank god. I'm just gonna go ahead and tell you

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Speaker 1: now you didn't get the job. Sorry what yeah, you did?

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Speaker 1: I can't hire you with the answers to those questions

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Speaker 1: that you gave me, I apologize. What good luck anybody?

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Speaker 1: I gave you all the answers. What did I do wrong?

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Speaker 1: What could have possibly have done wrong? I found your

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Speaker 1: cow answer. I was unimpressed by it. One thing, Well,

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Speaker 1: you didn't answer how long you would let a penguin

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Speaker 1: with a sombarro tan? And that kind of rubbed me

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Speaker 1: the wrong way from the get go. Well, I didn't

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Speaker 1: answer the question. I said, an animal shouldn't be channing,

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Speaker 1: which is really the right answer if you think about it.

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Speaker 1: What is the point, my amber? This is actually jewel

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Speaker 1: from Brook and Jewel in the morning. I'm moving on

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Speaker 1: to two point five doing a phone tap on you.

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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, your friend Rebecca set you up. She

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Speaker 1: said that you've been looking for a job when I'd

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Speaker 1: probably answer any question I asked him. I can't believe

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Speaker 1: those questions you ask. Oh God, wake up every morning

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Speaker 1: with Jewil phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties five.

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Speaker 1: I've been trying to do with ride. I'm a lonely lie.

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Speaker 1: I've been seeing here and I've been sleeping in my

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Speaker 1: big sleep, in my bed,