1 00:00:10,360 --> 00:00:14,640 Speaker 1: Hi, everybody, Welcome to a bonus episode of I Saw 2 00:00:14,680 --> 00:00:15,120 Speaker 1: What You Did. 3 00:00:15,160 --> 00:00:20,040 Speaker 2: My name is Millie to Cherco. I'm Danyelle Henderson, and hey. 4 00:00:19,880 --> 00:00:23,840 Speaker 1: Y'all, we're you caught us talking about a television show. 5 00:00:24,320 --> 00:00:25,040 Speaker 2: Right at the top. 6 00:00:26,480 --> 00:00:28,800 Speaker 1: I just told Danielle that I just started watching The 7 00:00:28,840 --> 00:00:29,680 Speaker 1: White Lotus. 8 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:32,120 Speaker 2: I know, I haven't seen it yet. I don't know 9 00:00:32,120 --> 00:00:34,440 Speaker 2: what to think of it. Well, I was waiting. 10 00:00:34,200 --> 00:00:36,879 Speaker 3: Until the last episode dropped so that I could binge it, 11 00:00:36,920 --> 00:00:38,839 Speaker 3: which I think it or I think it just dropped 12 00:00:39,920 --> 00:00:42,920 Speaker 3: a couple of weeks ago, and so I'm going to 13 00:00:42,960 --> 00:00:45,960 Speaker 3: binge it this weekend. But I love Mike White in general, 14 00:00:46,720 --> 00:00:49,599 Speaker 3: but what is this show? Like it's the maybe it's 15 00:00:49,640 --> 00:00:51,680 Speaker 3: like the resort aspect of it, or like the rich 16 00:00:51,680 --> 00:00:54,440 Speaker 3: people aspect of it. Like I've already watched Succession. Do 17 00:00:54,480 --> 00:00:55,440 Speaker 3: I need to watch this too? 18 00:00:56,840 --> 00:00:57,040 Speaker 2: Well? 19 00:00:57,080 --> 00:01:00,640 Speaker 1: Okay, so like to me, Okay, I love Mike White. 20 00:01:00,960 --> 00:01:05,880 Speaker 1: I loved Enlightened, Okay, I was that was, I swear 21 00:01:05,920 --> 00:01:09,559 Speaker 1: to God, one of the only times in my life 22 00:01:09,600 --> 00:01:16,440 Speaker 1: where a television show got canceled and I like emailed somebody, 23 00:01:16,440 --> 00:01:19,680 Speaker 1: like I emailed some customer service thing. I don't even 24 00:01:19,720 --> 00:01:22,440 Speaker 1: know what it was, to be honest, and you know, 25 00:01:22,480 --> 00:01:24,280 Speaker 1: I work in the same company as HBO, so I 26 00:01:24,280 --> 00:01:25,760 Speaker 1: don't even know what I was really doing. But I 27 00:01:25,800 --> 00:01:29,000 Speaker 1: was basically like, I'm pissed off that this show got 28 00:01:29,040 --> 00:01:30,000 Speaker 1: canceled or whatever. 29 00:01:30,040 --> 00:01:30,319 Speaker 2: I mean. 30 00:01:30,520 --> 00:01:33,920 Speaker 1: I was so pissed when that one off there. 31 00:01:34,480 --> 00:01:37,160 Speaker 2: Yeah, it was a beautiful show. Oh my god. 32 00:01:37,240 --> 00:01:39,600 Speaker 1: Having said that, there's a part of me that thinks 33 00:01:39,600 --> 00:01:41,600 Speaker 1: that there is. First of all, I don't know anything 34 00:01:41,640 --> 00:01:44,880 Speaker 1: about it. I went and completely blind. I just know 35 00:01:44,959 --> 00:01:46,640 Speaker 1: that Mike White did it. And then I was like, 36 00:01:47,440 --> 00:01:49,280 Speaker 1: I'm kind of trying to figure out what's going on 37 00:01:49,320 --> 00:01:51,440 Speaker 1: because part of me thinks it might be kind of 38 00:01:51,480 --> 00:01:55,160 Speaker 1: like enlightened in the sense that you know, there's some 39 00:01:55,280 --> 00:01:59,520 Speaker 1: kind of like rich white person dealing with their spirituality 40 00:01:59,600 --> 00:02:03,400 Speaker 1: type of shit, like big question type shit. But at 41 00:02:03,440 --> 00:02:06,040 Speaker 1: the same time, I'm like, is something creepy about to 42 00:02:06,040 --> 00:02:08,160 Speaker 1: happen and I don't know it, Like what is up? 43 00:02:08,360 --> 00:02:10,639 Speaker 1: Like it there's a creepy vibe to it, and I 44 00:02:11,160 --> 00:02:12,080 Speaker 1: can explain it. 45 00:02:12,720 --> 00:02:14,679 Speaker 3: Oh, I'm excited to watch and then we can talk 46 00:02:14,680 --> 00:02:16,960 Speaker 3: about it, so I can have you finished it or 47 00:02:16,960 --> 00:02:17,560 Speaker 3: have you just started? 48 00:02:17,680 --> 00:02:21,160 Speaker 1: No, I'm only on like the third episode, I think, okay, 49 00:02:21,200 --> 00:02:23,440 Speaker 1: I can catch up to that, but I also don't 50 00:02:23,480 --> 00:02:26,360 Speaker 1: know what it's about. That's I think I'm trying to 51 00:02:26,360 --> 00:02:27,680 Speaker 1: figure out, like, what. 52 00:02:27,680 --> 00:02:28,320 Speaker 2: Is this show about? 53 00:02:28,400 --> 00:02:33,480 Speaker 1: Is it a horror thing? Is that an existential meditation? 54 00:02:33,919 --> 00:02:36,160 Speaker 1: I don't know what's going on. All I know is 55 00:02:36,200 --> 00:02:38,200 Speaker 1: that there are two teen girls on the show and 56 00:02:38,240 --> 00:02:43,160 Speaker 1: I fucking hate them Planet simps, planning Simps. 57 00:02:43,320 --> 00:02:46,520 Speaker 3: This is what also cracks me up from from the 58 00:02:46,520 --> 00:02:50,440 Speaker 3: side of things as somebody who writes television. Yeah, I 59 00:02:50,480 --> 00:02:53,640 Speaker 3: cannot tell you how many meetings I've sat in where 60 00:02:53,800 --> 00:02:55,760 Speaker 3: people are like, well, can. 61 00:02:55,600 --> 00:02:57,400 Speaker 2: We just like amp this up a little bit. 62 00:02:57,480 --> 00:03:03,160 Speaker 3: Basically, I'm constantly talking to producers who want to deaden 63 00:03:03,720 --> 00:03:07,000 Speaker 3: the effect of something to make it more easy to explain. 64 00:03:07,120 --> 00:03:09,760 Speaker 3: So they're looking for things, but like, yeah, you can 65 00:03:09,800 --> 00:03:11,400 Speaker 3: just watch this and you know what's going on. So 66 00:03:11,440 --> 00:03:13,960 Speaker 3: it is very surprising to me that a show made 67 00:03:14,040 --> 00:03:16,960 Speaker 3: it on the air that nobody knows what is happening, 68 00:03:16,960 --> 00:03:18,120 Speaker 3: but they're watching it anyway. 69 00:03:18,800 --> 00:03:23,480 Speaker 1: Yeah, So that's really interesting that you say any of that, 70 00:03:23,760 --> 00:03:27,880 Speaker 1: because I feel like there's been this kind of running 71 00:03:28,080 --> 00:03:31,560 Speaker 1: technique in a lot of TV over the past. 72 00:03:31,800 --> 00:03:33,840 Speaker 2: I don't know, ten fifteen. 73 00:03:33,520 --> 00:03:38,360 Speaker 1: Years where like, I don't know if it's that they're 74 00:03:38,400 --> 00:03:45,360 Speaker 1: trying to be deep, but the show itself is very deadened, 75 00:03:45,440 --> 00:03:50,160 Speaker 1: like you say, like it's very flat, it's very you know, 76 00:03:50,440 --> 00:03:57,440 Speaker 1: like characters sort of don't really reveal themselves quickly. And 77 00:03:58,000 --> 00:04:00,400 Speaker 1: I'm like, is that because people are thinking that this 78 00:04:00,480 --> 00:04:03,320 Speaker 1: is deep? I don't know what this is because it 79 00:04:03,360 --> 00:04:06,320 Speaker 1: reminds me of Mad Men. Actually that's kind of like 80 00:04:06,360 --> 00:04:10,160 Speaker 1: where I first figured it out. And you know, I mean, 81 00:04:10,160 --> 00:04:12,040 Speaker 1: come on, we all love it Enigma when it comes 82 00:04:12,080 --> 00:04:14,320 Speaker 1: to like television characters and blah blah blah blah. But 83 00:04:14,400 --> 00:04:17,239 Speaker 1: I was like, now everything is like that, like every 84 00:04:17,279 --> 00:04:19,400 Speaker 1: show is like that, And I'm like, is that what's 85 00:04:19,400 --> 00:04:22,360 Speaker 1: happening in the show? Am I waiting for? I'm either 86 00:04:22,400 --> 00:04:31,719 Speaker 1: waiting for like spiritual answers or fucking horror like Koss Garbage. 87 00:04:31,440 --> 00:04:34,120 Speaker 3: And you probably won't find out until like season five 88 00:04:34,200 --> 00:04:37,000 Speaker 3: what was actually going on. Yeah, that's what people are 89 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:38,760 Speaker 3: also going for where it's like, oh, yeah, I don't 90 00:04:38,760 --> 00:04:40,680 Speaker 3: tell us anything in the first two three seasons, just 91 00:04:40,760 --> 00:04:41,200 Speaker 3: keep it going. 92 00:04:41,240 --> 00:04:42,120 Speaker 2: I'm like, wait what. 93 00:04:42,600 --> 00:04:45,080 Speaker 1: Yeah, no, and I and I'm sure everybody who's listening 94 00:04:45,120 --> 00:04:47,400 Speaker 1: right now has already seen it or knows what's going on. 95 00:04:47,800 --> 00:04:48,560 Speaker 2: I have not read. 96 00:04:48,600 --> 00:04:51,039 Speaker 1: I know that there's some thing that happens on the 97 00:04:51,080 --> 00:04:53,080 Speaker 1: finale that's a big deal, but I don't know what 98 00:04:53,120 --> 00:04:53,440 Speaker 1: it is. 99 00:04:53,480 --> 00:04:54,680 Speaker 2: Like I said, I completely went. 100 00:04:54,640 --> 00:04:57,880 Speaker 1: And blind, So you know, this will all be null 101 00:04:57,920 --> 00:04:59,800 Speaker 1: in this episode, will be null and void by the 102 00:04:59,839 --> 00:05:01,800 Speaker 1: time I'm at Airs. But I'm just saying that, Like, 103 00:05:01,880 --> 00:05:04,919 Speaker 1: at this current moment, I'm like, I don't know what 104 00:05:04,960 --> 00:05:07,440 Speaker 1: I'm watching. I'm very puzzled by it. I don't even 105 00:05:07,440 --> 00:05:09,320 Speaker 1: know if I like it. That's the other thing is 106 00:05:09,320 --> 00:05:09,960 Speaker 1: that I'm like, am. 107 00:05:09,880 --> 00:05:10,600 Speaker 2: I enjoying this? 108 00:05:10,760 --> 00:05:14,719 Speaker 1: What am I watching? I love Natasha Rothwell? I fucking 109 00:05:14,839 --> 00:05:16,160 Speaker 1: love Jennifer Coolidge. 110 00:05:16,400 --> 00:05:19,640 Speaker 3: Oh those two just and I have not seen this show, 111 00:05:19,680 --> 00:05:26,160 Speaker 3: but in general I adore them. Natasha Rothwell is so goddamn. 112 00:05:25,680 --> 00:05:30,599 Speaker 1: Funny, holy shit, like honestly the funniest. And I was 113 00:05:30,640 --> 00:05:33,240 Speaker 1: so happy to see her in this because again I 114 00:05:33,279 --> 00:05:35,120 Speaker 1: didn't know who was in it, and I was like, 115 00:05:35,160 --> 00:05:37,960 Speaker 1: oh my gosh, she's the best. And then Jennifer Coolidge 116 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:41,599 Speaker 1: is literally the greatest person on earth. So I was like, Okay, great, 117 00:05:41,640 --> 00:05:44,280 Speaker 1: there are the people that are keeping me invested right now, 118 00:05:44,440 --> 00:05:45,960 Speaker 1: so hopefully it continues. 119 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:49,599 Speaker 3: But my favorite story about Jennifer Coolidge is that she 120 00:05:49,720 --> 00:05:58,320 Speaker 3: pretended to be twins to date like two different What 121 00:05:58,440 --> 00:06:03,279 Speaker 3: a genius she has, Like the most bonkers stories. 122 00:06:03,320 --> 00:06:04,640 Speaker 2: Her life has been wild. 123 00:06:04,680 --> 00:06:07,000 Speaker 3: But yeah, like at some point in her life pretended 124 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:09,440 Speaker 3: to be twins so that she could date like two 125 00:06:09,520 --> 00:06:10,200 Speaker 3: different dudes. 126 00:06:10,640 --> 00:06:15,720 Speaker 1: Oh my god, absolute fucking queen, Queen of the night. 127 00:06:15,800 --> 00:06:17,279 Speaker 1: I love her so much. 128 00:06:17,680 --> 00:06:20,159 Speaker 3: Well, I this kind of confusion about like the what 129 00:06:20,279 --> 00:06:23,760 Speaker 3: am I watching? Sounds like the kind of confusion you 130 00:06:23,800 --> 00:06:26,080 Speaker 3: have when you fall asleep in a movie and wake up. 131 00:06:27,480 --> 00:06:33,120 Speaker 2: How's that for a segue? That's sick perfecto. 132 00:06:34,920 --> 00:06:39,200 Speaker 1: So, as you can imagine, the mail bag keeps rolling. 133 00:06:39,600 --> 00:06:43,719 Speaker 1: We keep getting emails from people who have fallen asleep 134 00:06:43,760 --> 00:06:46,800 Speaker 1: in movies, who have had weird movie going experiences. So 135 00:06:46,880 --> 00:06:50,279 Speaker 1: we're gonna do some more mail we I don't know, 136 00:06:50,360 --> 00:06:51,440 Speaker 1: I mean, it. 137 00:06:51,360 --> 00:06:52,080 Speaker 2: Can't be stopped. 138 00:06:52,120 --> 00:06:55,280 Speaker 1: Once you open the floodgates, floodgates deliver, right. 139 00:06:55,320 --> 00:06:58,160 Speaker 3: Oh yeah, keep them coming. Once you open the floodgates. 140 00:06:58,160 --> 00:07:00,960 Speaker 3: The floodgates deliver. Is I think like carved on a 141 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:06,359 Speaker 3: stone somewhere on the top of the hill, oh. 142 00:07:06,200 --> 00:07:08,240 Speaker 1: My god, Well, do you want to read the first one, 143 00:07:08,279 --> 00:07:11,360 Speaker 1: because then I can read the one after. Okay, cool? 144 00:07:11,720 --> 00:07:18,160 Speaker 3: Absolutely so. Our first email is from Larissa. Larissa says, 145 00:07:18,480 --> 00:07:22,120 Speaker 3: Haya love the podcast. I look forward to every Tuesday 146 00:07:22,120 --> 00:07:24,440 Speaker 3: for a new episode. I wanted to give you one 147 00:07:24,440 --> 00:07:27,840 Speaker 3: of my funny movie theater experiences per your request. My 148 00:07:27,880 --> 00:07:29,760 Speaker 3: mom took me to see one of the Star Wars 149 00:07:29,760 --> 00:07:31,760 Speaker 3: movies that had come out at the time, and we 150 00:07:31,760 --> 00:07:34,280 Speaker 3: were running a little late. The theater that we went 151 00:07:34,320 --> 00:07:36,520 Speaker 3: to gets crazy dark, to the point where you can't 152 00:07:36,520 --> 00:07:39,080 Speaker 3: see your hand in front of your face dark when 153 00:07:39,080 --> 00:07:43,320 Speaker 3: the movie starts. The movie had started with the prologue, 154 00:07:43,360 --> 00:07:45,600 Speaker 3: and of course the screen was dark and the theater 155 00:07:45,760 --> 00:07:48,360 Speaker 3: was dark. My mom whispers to me to just pick 156 00:07:48,400 --> 00:07:51,600 Speaker 3: a seat and sit down real quick. Of course, this 157 00:07:51,720 --> 00:07:54,360 Speaker 3: was before cell phones were really a thing, so I 158 00:07:54,360 --> 00:07:57,760 Speaker 3: couldn't use the flashlight option and just had to pick blindly. 159 00:07:58,360 --> 00:08:01,120 Speaker 3: I picked somewhere in the back and proceed to sit down. 160 00:08:01,640 --> 00:08:04,280 Speaker 3: As I am sitting down, I notice I have sat 161 00:08:04,320 --> 00:08:10,240 Speaker 3: directly in the middle of this older gentleman's lap. He yelps, 162 00:08:10,320 --> 00:08:13,680 Speaker 3: excuse me, and I shoot up really quick and say 163 00:08:13,720 --> 00:08:14,560 Speaker 3: I'm so sorry. 164 00:08:14,880 --> 00:08:16,000 Speaker 2: And run out of. 165 00:08:15,960 --> 00:08:19,200 Speaker 3: The aisle to find two seats on the opposite side. 166 00:08:19,440 --> 00:08:21,520 Speaker 3: My mom and I are just dying laughing through the 167 00:08:21,720 --> 00:08:24,720 Speaker 3: entire prologue, and when the movie ends, we make sure 168 00:08:24,760 --> 00:08:26,760 Speaker 3: to be a couple of the last people to leave 169 00:08:27,160 --> 00:08:29,560 Speaker 3: so I don't have to face the man I sat on. 170 00:08:30,080 --> 00:08:33,000 Speaker 3: I'll never forget it. Thanks for reading. Look forward to 171 00:08:33,040 --> 00:08:36,959 Speaker 3: a new episode, Larissa. Oh that is hilarious. 172 00:08:37,920 --> 00:08:42,560 Speaker 1: I mean, I don't even know what that man was 173 00:08:42,600 --> 00:08:45,640 Speaker 1: imagining when that happened. Like, I'm sure he didn't understand 174 00:08:45,679 --> 00:08:49,040 Speaker 1: what was happening, right if it was so dark and 175 00:08:49,080 --> 00:08:51,080 Speaker 1: he literally just like, oh, somebody's just sat on me. 176 00:08:51,320 --> 00:08:51,720 Speaker 2: Okay. 177 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:57,959 Speaker 3: Also, I'm imagining like the deepest Star Wars nerd he 178 00:08:58,160 --> 00:09:01,880 Speaker 3: was like, yeah, at this theater for an hour waiting 179 00:09:01,880 --> 00:09:04,959 Speaker 3: for this movie to start. Is totally settled in. He 180 00:09:05,320 --> 00:09:07,360 Speaker 3: took the day off to get away from his kids. 181 00:09:11,840 --> 00:09:15,520 Speaker 1: I mean, I swear to God, I have done something. 182 00:09:15,520 --> 00:09:17,600 Speaker 1: I won't say I've sat on somebody, but I have 183 00:09:17,800 --> 00:09:20,360 Speaker 1: done things in the middle of the dark in a 184 00:09:20,400 --> 00:09:22,800 Speaker 1: movie theater, like where I have you know, stepped on 185 00:09:22,800 --> 00:09:26,600 Speaker 1: somebody's foot or like you know, accidentally knocked somebody, you know, 186 00:09:26,720 --> 00:09:29,679 Speaker 1: whatever and I'm always really forgiving and that kind of 187 00:09:29,679 --> 00:09:31,280 Speaker 1: stuff because I'm like, Okay, I get it, we're all 188 00:09:31,280 --> 00:09:32,760 Speaker 1: in this dark movie theater and moviig deal. 189 00:09:32,880 --> 00:09:34,560 Speaker 2: But then it's like, you know, how there are. 190 00:09:34,480 --> 00:09:39,440 Speaker 1: People out there that get fucking unbelievably bothered by shit 191 00:09:39,559 --> 00:09:41,880 Speaker 1: like that, and they're like, oh my god, I can't 192 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:44,240 Speaker 1: fucking believe this woman sat on me. 193 00:09:44,440 --> 00:09:45,920 Speaker 2: And then they go on social media and be. 194 00:09:45,960 --> 00:09:49,840 Speaker 1: Like this bitch fucking said on me a movie theater, 195 00:09:49,880 --> 00:09:53,600 Speaker 1: and You're just like, calm downie down, it's the dark. 196 00:09:53,880 --> 00:09:56,280 Speaker 1: How is anybody knowing what the fuck is going on? 197 00:09:56,440 --> 00:09:59,680 Speaker 3: Right? I also kind of when people get really upset 198 00:09:59,720 --> 00:10:02,920 Speaker 3: when you're trying to get into the aisle and they've 199 00:10:02,920 --> 00:10:05,040 Speaker 3: already sat down, and I'm like, if you could just 200 00:10:05,120 --> 00:10:07,320 Speaker 3: calm down for five seconds, I could have been like 201 00:10:07,360 --> 00:10:09,080 Speaker 3: sitting down on my seat by now. I just need 202 00:10:09,120 --> 00:10:11,120 Speaker 3: you to move your legs a minute. I know there's 203 00:10:11,120 --> 00:10:17,000 Speaker 3: like a whole Career Enthusiasm episode about that, but totally, 204 00:10:17,240 --> 00:10:19,719 Speaker 3: but like, just move your legs. People are gonna sit 205 00:10:19,800 --> 00:10:21,760 Speaker 3: near you in a movie theater. Get used to it. 206 00:10:22,760 --> 00:10:24,679 Speaker 1: Yeah, I think that's kind of like, really what it's 207 00:10:24,679 --> 00:10:27,000 Speaker 1: about is that there are so many people that like 208 00:10:28,080 --> 00:10:32,960 Speaker 1: go to in public spaces and demand like absolute perfection, 209 00:10:33,080 --> 00:10:35,120 Speaker 1: Like they're just sort of like, oh, I can't be bothered, 210 00:10:35,120 --> 00:10:36,360 Speaker 1: I don't want to be touched, I don't want to 211 00:10:36,400 --> 00:10:40,960 Speaker 1: be anything. And I mean, I just think that's unrealistic, honestly. 212 00:10:41,040 --> 00:10:43,720 Speaker 1: And even though we had an episode where I was 213 00:10:43,960 --> 00:10:47,880 Speaker 1: saying that I had this like irrational thought that nobody 214 00:10:47,920 --> 00:10:49,800 Speaker 1: should be sitting next to me in a movie theater 215 00:10:49,880 --> 00:10:51,400 Speaker 1: right now, because I'm like, we're in COVID. 216 00:10:51,679 --> 00:10:52,640 Speaker 2: But even then. 217 00:10:52,520 --> 00:10:54,760 Speaker 1: I'm just sort of like, Yo, if you leave the house, 218 00:10:55,320 --> 00:10:59,320 Speaker 1: you make a contract with the world. That's like, I 219 00:10:59,360 --> 00:11:01,079 Speaker 1: have to be around a people, and that's the way 220 00:11:01,080 --> 00:11:04,520 Speaker 1: it goes. Otherwise, don't leave the fucking house right completely. 221 00:11:04,559 --> 00:11:06,840 Speaker 3: And to the point where I think, instead of making 222 00:11:06,880 --> 00:11:10,040 Speaker 3: everything more personalized, like you know those little helmets you 223 00:11:10,040 --> 00:11:12,040 Speaker 3: can walk around in and like, you know, you can 224 00:11:12,080 --> 00:11:13,760 Speaker 3: sit in your own little booth and watch your own 225 00:11:13,800 --> 00:11:16,040 Speaker 3: little movie with just the person you're with, I think 226 00:11:16,080 --> 00:11:18,640 Speaker 3: we go harder in the other direction and we start 227 00:11:18,640 --> 00:11:21,400 Speaker 3: making people sit on strangers laps in movie theaters. 228 00:11:22,280 --> 00:11:23,560 Speaker 2: You get to pick your stranger. 229 00:11:23,720 --> 00:11:26,720 Speaker 3: Larissa's gonna head up the charge Laris's in charge of 230 00:11:26,760 --> 00:11:28,480 Speaker 3: the whole program. 231 00:11:29,320 --> 00:11:32,240 Speaker 1: Listen, now, I need to know how this is gonna work. 232 00:11:33,080 --> 00:11:35,640 Speaker 1: So the person that sits in the actual seat pays 233 00:11:35,679 --> 00:11:39,160 Speaker 1: a price, one flat fee. The person who sits on 234 00:11:39,200 --> 00:11:48,079 Speaker 1: the lap discount free, free, free, okay free. I mean, 235 00:11:48,920 --> 00:11:51,400 Speaker 1: could that get a little chaotic? Imagine people want you, 236 00:11:51,679 --> 00:11:53,319 Speaker 1: I want to go see this movie for free, I'll 237 00:11:53,360 --> 00:11:54,240 Speaker 1: send someone's lap. 238 00:11:54,280 --> 00:11:56,400 Speaker 2: I don't care. Yeah, it's gonna get chaotic. 239 00:11:56,440 --> 00:11:58,880 Speaker 3: There's gonna be lawsuits, like you're gonna have to do 240 00:11:58,960 --> 00:12:02,320 Speaker 3: like a whole background check to keep creeps out. It 241 00:12:02,360 --> 00:12:04,680 Speaker 3: will be so much more trouble than it's worth. But 242 00:12:05,520 --> 00:12:07,440 Speaker 3: is it worth it to get people comfortable with the 243 00:12:07,480 --> 00:12:08,800 Speaker 3: idea of being in public again? 244 00:12:09,080 --> 00:12:11,319 Speaker 2: Just a thought experiment, just saying. 245 00:12:11,679 --> 00:12:14,720 Speaker 1: You are a chaos agent to the bitter core like 246 00:12:14,760 --> 00:12:17,080 Speaker 1: you're just like yo, let's create the system. 247 00:12:17,640 --> 00:12:19,240 Speaker 2: We'll get lewis at to started. 248 00:12:20,280 --> 00:12:23,000 Speaker 1: People get to send laps for free to go see 249 00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:27,120 Speaker 1: a free movie. And the fallout it's gonna be terrible, 250 00:12:27,200 --> 00:12:31,760 Speaker 1: but whatever. I'll just set the pieces in place and 251 00:12:31,800 --> 00:12:34,000 Speaker 1: then I'll just let everybody else duke. 252 00:12:33,840 --> 00:12:36,640 Speaker 2: It out, let them let me figure it out. If 253 00:12:36,640 --> 00:12:38,840 Speaker 2: I was if I was a teenager. 254 00:12:38,320 --> 00:12:40,480 Speaker 3: I would I would see every movie for free and 255 00:12:40,600 --> 00:12:42,840 Speaker 3: be like, I don't know who you are. I'd bring 256 00:12:42,920 --> 00:12:45,280 Speaker 3: a whole bag of stuff, like I've got a pillow, 257 00:12:45,600 --> 00:12:47,439 Speaker 3: a padded pillow that i can sit on so I'm 258 00:12:47,480 --> 00:12:51,959 Speaker 3: not feeling any boners or fingers. I've got deodorant spray. 259 00:12:52,720 --> 00:12:54,720 Speaker 3: I'm going for it, like I'm gonna make sure this 260 00:12:54,800 --> 00:12:58,960 Speaker 3: is it's free. I'm doing it chaos agent full effect. 261 00:12:59,280 --> 00:13:02,520 Speaker 3: Let's try it, Jesus. 262 00:13:02,640 --> 00:13:06,120 Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like I remember when I was, like in college, 263 00:13:06,720 --> 00:13:09,319 Speaker 1: I used to take my student load money and buy 264 00:13:09,440 --> 00:13:10,800 Speaker 1: tickets to go to New York. 265 00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:13,440 Speaker 2: Oh totally. I bought a fucking tattoo with my student 266 00:13:13,480 --> 00:13:14,080 Speaker 2: loan money. 267 00:13:14,360 --> 00:13:19,280 Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. So back in the day air Tran which 268 00:13:20,120 --> 00:13:21,600 Speaker 1: used to be valued g I don't even know if 269 00:13:21,640 --> 00:13:24,800 Speaker 1: air Tran's still around. Basically, they used to do this 270 00:13:24,840 --> 00:13:26,960 Speaker 1: thing called Experis, which meant like, if you were in 271 00:13:27,040 --> 00:13:30,680 Speaker 1: college or under a certain age, you could fly stand 272 00:13:30,720 --> 00:13:33,840 Speaker 1: by for like fifty bucks. The problem is is that 273 00:13:33,880 --> 00:13:35,920 Speaker 1: you had to get there pretty much the night before 274 00:13:36,120 --> 00:13:39,600 Speaker 1: and like wait out the flights. So essentially, like you 275 00:13:39,640 --> 00:13:42,440 Speaker 1: could get the fifty dollars ticket once everybody on the 276 00:13:42,480 --> 00:13:44,840 Speaker 1: plane has already sat down and get there and you 277 00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:47,000 Speaker 1: get their ticket, and then you would have to wait 278 00:13:47,080 --> 00:13:50,240 Speaker 1: and if for whatever reason, that flight was booked, you 279 00:13:50,280 --> 00:13:53,120 Speaker 1: had to wait for the next flight. So me and April, 280 00:13:53,559 --> 00:13:56,280 Speaker 1: my friend April, we used to literally sleep at the 281 00:13:56,320 --> 00:14:00,679 Speaker 1: airport on the floor to wait to get on these 282 00:14:00,679 --> 00:14:03,080 Speaker 1: fucking stand by flights because we were so fucking cheap 283 00:14:03,080 --> 00:14:05,760 Speaker 1: we didn't want to spend any money. I can imagine 284 00:14:05,760 --> 00:14:08,920 Speaker 1: this is the same situation where yeah, you know, nineteen 285 00:14:08,960 --> 00:14:10,520 Speaker 1: years old, or like, I really just want to go 286 00:14:10,559 --> 00:14:13,760 Speaker 1: see goddamn the New A twenty four movie. I guess 287 00:14:13,760 --> 00:14:16,280 Speaker 1: I'm just gonna have to sit in some crazy boner lap, 288 00:14:17,840 --> 00:14:20,560 Speaker 1: you know, to do it. Like He's basically you accept 289 00:14:20,600 --> 00:14:24,120 Speaker 1: so little at that age just to do something for free, right. 290 00:14:24,640 --> 00:14:27,160 Speaker 3: One hundred percent, And it's gonna be like people lining 291 00:14:27,240 --> 00:14:29,800 Speaker 3: up outside like they're lining up for a concert. Because 292 00:14:30,480 --> 00:14:33,120 Speaker 3: I think there should also be an extra added bonus 293 00:14:33,240 --> 00:14:35,840 Speaker 3: where you pay for your seat, but you can pay 294 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:38,880 Speaker 3: extra if you don't want someone sitting in your lab. 295 00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:41,960 Speaker 3: So like, let's say your ticket is fifteen bucks, you 296 00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:44,160 Speaker 3: give me twenty five bucks, and you don't have anyone 297 00:14:44,160 --> 00:14:45,080 Speaker 3: sitting in your lap. 298 00:14:45,640 --> 00:14:48,200 Speaker 1: See you need to be on the board of Uber. 299 00:14:48,680 --> 00:14:53,400 Speaker 2: Okay, you really know how to do these like upsell things, 300 00:14:53,880 --> 00:14:55,600 Speaker 2: goddamn chaos agent. 301 00:14:55,920 --> 00:14:59,000 Speaker 3: All it takes is you just introduce the worst possible 302 00:14:59,160 --> 00:15:02,440 Speaker 3: idea and and then you just like keep adding levels 303 00:15:02,480 --> 00:15:03,640 Speaker 3: to make it manageable. 304 00:15:06,880 --> 00:15:08,000 Speaker 2: You're at a certain level. 305 00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:10,000 Speaker 1: You're paying like two hundred dollars to see a movie 306 00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:12,160 Speaker 1: because you just don't want to fuck with any incon 307 00:15:12,240 --> 00:15:13,960 Speaker 1: completely completely. 308 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:15,680 Speaker 3: If you want to live in a world where you're 309 00:15:15,720 --> 00:15:19,640 Speaker 3: on your own and nobody bothers you guess what, billionaires, 310 00:15:19,760 --> 00:15:23,640 Speaker 3: Now you've got to pay for it. Get down here 311 00:15:23,680 --> 00:15:26,240 Speaker 3: with the rest of us. Otherwise someone's sitting on your 312 00:15:26,280 --> 00:15:30,600 Speaker 3: fucking lap. Yeah, Larissa, Larissa, we got a new job 313 00:15:30,640 --> 00:15:30,840 Speaker 3: for you. 314 00:15:30,920 --> 00:15:31,400 Speaker 2: Hit us up. 315 00:15:31,800 --> 00:15:35,040 Speaker 1: Oh my god, thank you for writing us. Now we've 316 00:15:35,200 --> 00:15:37,040 Speaker 1: spun this into a business idea. 317 00:15:39,640 --> 00:15:41,720 Speaker 2: You want me to read this next one? Yeah? 318 00:15:42,040 --> 00:15:48,560 Speaker 1: Okay, ooh, this one's meaty. This one is from Delaney, 319 00:15:49,240 --> 00:15:54,800 Speaker 1: who's a pronouncer. She and her that's a great name, Delaney. Yeah, 320 00:15:54,960 --> 00:15:59,320 Speaker 1: let's see. Dear Millie and Danielle. I just wanted to 321 00:15:59,400 --> 00:16:02,640 Speaker 1: express my thanks for your amazing podcast. I have finally 322 00:16:02,640 --> 00:16:04,680 Speaker 1: cut up on it after a friend recommended it to 323 00:16:04,720 --> 00:16:07,120 Speaker 1: me with the claim that I would love their thoughts 324 00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:08,520 Speaker 1: on Jack Torrance being. 325 00:16:08,360 --> 00:16:12,280 Speaker 2: A fuck boy. Spoiler alert. She was very right. 326 00:16:12,800 --> 00:16:16,040 Speaker 1: I wanted to thank y'all for your humor and intelligence 327 00:16:16,040 --> 00:16:19,040 Speaker 1: and cleverness when it comes to movies. Your episodes have 328 00:16:19,080 --> 00:16:21,480 Speaker 1: gotten me through many nights of working on developing my 329 00:16:21,560 --> 00:16:24,120 Speaker 1: syllabus for the first year of teaching, and have led 330 00:16:24,160 --> 00:16:27,480 Speaker 1: to my watchless growing with almost every episode. Thank you 331 00:16:27,520 --> 00:16:30,400 Speaker 1: for being the amazing, funny and awe inspiring women that 332 00:16:30,480 --> 00:16:34,000 Speaker 1: you are. I am also adding to this email my 333 00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:38,680 Speaker 1: love for your Kingsman the Secret Service episode. While I 334 00:16:38,720 --> 00:16:42,600 Speaker 1: am not really able to afford an ongoing Stitcher Premium status, 335 00:16:42,680 --> 00:16:44,560 Speaker 1: I am keeping it for as long as I can 336 00:16:44,680 --> 00:16:48,120 Speaker 1: to ensure that I can listen to that episode whenever possible. 337 00:16:48,880 --> 00:16:52,160 Speaker 1: Daniel's bringing up of how this film has had a 338 00:16:52,200 --> 00:16:55,680 Speaker 1: hold on a person is beyond accurate. When this film 339 00:16:55,720 --> 00:16:57,640 Speaker 1: came out, I was a senior in high school and 340 00:16:57,720 --> 00:17:01,080 Speaker 1: during its entire theater run and we'll move to second 341 00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:04,639 Speaker 1: run at our smaller local theater, I saw Kingsmen a 342 00:17:04,720 --> 00:17:11,040 Speaker 1: total of twenty one times. I have written yeah wow. 343 00:17:11,480 --> 00:17:14,239 Speaker 1: I have written several essays on the topic, some of 344 00:17:14,280 --> 00:17:18,119 Speaker 1: which were adapted to video for classes and presentations. 345 00:17:18,600 --> 00:17:20,240 Speaker 2: I adore this movie. 346 00:17:19,960 --> 00:17:22,879 Speaker 1: For so many reasons, a number of what y'all touched on. 347 00:17:23,359 --> 00:17:28,000 Speaker 1: I agree that the final scene is awful, and I 348 00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:32,040 Speaker 1: don't think necessarily the post credit scene of Eggsy mirroring 349 00:17:32,080 --> 00:17:34,640 Speaker 1: Harry really makes up for it. But I can still 350 00:17:34,680 --> 00:17:37,440 Speaker 1: never stop recommending this movie to people. I could talk 351 00:17:37,560 --> 00:17:41,840 Speaker 1: NonStop about how it queers the spy film genre, from 352 00:17:41,960 --> 00:17:44,879 Speaker 1: Eggsy being depicted as having more character traits aligned with 353 00:17:44,920 --> 00:17:48,480 Speaker 1: the traditional Bond girl, to Valentine and Gazelle being displayed 354 00:17:48,760 --> 00:17:52,240 Speaker 1: as equals and villain characters that genuine believe what they're 355 00:17:52,240 --> 00:17:55,639 Speaker 1: doing is right. To Harry while being portrayed as the 356 00:17:55,760 --> 00:18:00,280 Speaker 1: traditional Bond protagonist being heavily queer coded by both films, 357 00:18:00,520 --> 00:18:04,840 Speaker 1: the second movie Wow, and Colin Firth himself. If you 358 00:18:04,960 --> 00:18:09,040 Speaker 1: two ever watch or talk about Kingsman The Golden Circle, 359 00:18:09,520 --> 00:18:12,800 Speaker 1: I will be so beyond excited to listen. I've dug 360 00:18:12,840 --> 00:18:15,280 Speaker 1: into that film from my analytical work as well, and 361 00:18:15,359 --> 00:18:18,119 Speaker 1: can't stop talking about how they did Agent Whiskey So 362 00:18:18,320 --> 00:18:22,080 Speaker 1: Dirty and Pedro Pascal for that matter, given Vaughn's initial 363 00:18:22,080 --> 00:18:24,480 Speaker 1: plan to have him be the agent Tequila, which is 364 00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:27,320 Speaker 1: a lot to unpack, and how Poppy was initially a 365 00:18:27,320 --> 00:18:31,320 Speaker 1: way scarier villain in the original cut script. Anyway, I'll 366 00:18:31,320 --> 00:18:33,239 Speaker 1: boil this down to another thank you for giving your 367 00:18:33,240 --> 00:18:36,480 Speaker 1: listeners call Me by Abrouve. It was such a treat 368 00:18:36,800 --> 00:18:39,000 Speaker 1: and I am so pumped to keep listening. Have an 369 00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:40,600 Speaker 1: amazing week, Delaney. 370 00:18:41,119 --> 00:18:45,080 Speaker 3: Wow, that email was a dissertation unto itself, and I 371 00:18:45,080 --> 00:18:49,960 Speaker 3: am so grateful for it. Delaney, you're teaching, You're developing 372 00:18:49,960 --> 00:18:52,840 Speaker 3: your first syllabus. It is so hard to be a 373 00:18:52,920 --> 00:18:56,879 Speaker 3: teacher to try to afford things like st your premium. 374 00:18:57,800 --> 00:19:00,280 Speaker 2: Call Me by your Bruve with such a fun episode to. 375 00:19:00,280 --> 00:19:03,080 Speaker 3: Record, and I do think that it brings a lot 376 00:19:03,119 --> 00:19:05,960 Speaker 3: of this kind of deep analytical thought out of people, 377 00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:09,639 Speaker 3: because I think she's completely correct that it queers the 378 00:19:10,080 --> 00:19:13,920 Speaker 3: traditional spy movie genre. And I don't think you've seen 379 00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:16,160 Speaker 3: the second one, The Golden Circle, even though your boy 380 00:19:16,280 --> 00:19:17,719 Speaker 3: chan Chan Tit Taits is in it. 381 00:19:18,440 --> 00:19:22,560 Speaker 1: I know every time I go to try to watch 382 00:19:22,600 --> 00:19:24,840 Speaker 1: that movie, I'm like, come on, Chandy. 383 00:19:24,600 --> 00:19:33,920 Speaker 3: Tates and Pedro Pascal, who listen. I just rewatched Game 384 00:19:33,960 --> 00:19:37,480 Speaker 3: of Thrones because I'm in that kind of anxiety spiral 385 00:19:37,960 --> 00:19:40,800 Speaker 3: with the way the world is right now, then I 386 00:19:40,840 --> 00:19:42,760 Speaker 3: just have to watch things I've already watched, so I 387 00:19:42,800 --> 00:19:45,439 Speaker 3: can just zone out, Like if I'm not watching movies 388 00:19:45,440 --> 00:19:48,320 Speaker 3: for this podcast, I'm just watching things I've already watched. 389 00:19:48,960 --> 00:19:53,840 Speaker 1: Okay, So here's where I admit another fucking gap in 390 00:19:53,880 --> 00:19:57,439 Speaker 1: my pop culture knowledge. I have never seen Game of 391 00:19:57,440 --> 00:20:02,840 Speaker 1: Thrones to the degree which if somebody was on Game 392 00:20:02,840 --> 00:20:05,879 Speaker 1: of Thrones and is now like a super fucking famous 393 00:20:06,040 --> 00:20:08,640 Speaker 1: movie star, I have no idea who they are. So 394 00:20:08,680 --> 00:20:13,440 Speaker 1: you're telling me that Pedro Pascal was on Game of Thrones, let. 395 00:20:13,240 --> 00:20:15,520 Speaker 2: Me tell you he was on Narco's. 396 00:20:15,560 --> 00:20:17,800 Speaker 3: He's been in a bunch of stuff, but I believe 397 00:20:18,080 --> 00:20:20,679 Speaker 3: that the Game of Throne season that he was on 398 00:20:21,600 --> 00:20:24,879 Speaker 3: kickstarted his career into hyperdrive. Like that is why he 399 00:20:24,960 --> 00:20:29,560 Speaker 3: is everywhere now, and he is so hot in that episode. 400 00:20:29,720 --> 00:20:31,840 Speaker 2: He's just so hot in that season. He's like this. 401 00:20:32,160 --> 00:20:37,880 Speaker 3: Totally by like sexual Prince guy, sexual prince Like he's 402 00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:40,240 Speaker 3: just really hot that whole series. 403 00:20:40,880 --> 00:20:42,840 Speaker 2: And get this. 404 00:20:43,240 --> 00:20:45,359 Speaker 3: So last week a friend of mine posted a picture 405 00:20:45,720 --> 00:20:48,399 Speaker 3: on the instagrams. He's an actor, and he tagged me 406 00:20:48,400 --> 00:20:49,879 Speaker 3: in it because it was like a picture like my 407 00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:51,119 Speaker 3: book and all this kind of stuff. 408 00:20:52,200 --> 00:20:54,080 Speaker 2: Pedro Pascal likes the picture. 409 00:20:54,160 --> 00:20:56,639 Speaker 3: I completely forgot that they acted in something together and 410 00:20:56,640 --> 00:20:59,600 Speaker 3: they know each other, And instantly I texted him and 411 00:20:59,640 --> 00:21:05,560 Speaker 3: I'm like, where's that hookup? Okay, I just googled him. Yeah, 412 00:21:06,720 --> 00:21:10,080 Speaker 3: he is hot as fuck, horny lady medicine show. Here 413 00:21:10,119 --> 00:21:12,879 Speaker 3: we are every time it just evolves into this, but 414 00:21:13,040 --> 00:21:13,720 Speaker 3: we can't help it. 415 00:21:14,160 --> 00:21:18,960 Speaker 1: He kind of looks like Diego. Luna's like older brother. Yes, 416 00:21:19,040 --> 00:21:24,160 Speaker 1: which I am here for one thousand percent. Okay, I'm 417 00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:27,240 Speaker 1: in Narcos. Seems like my thing, right, I've never seen 418 00:21:27,320 --> 00:21:28,920 Speaker 1: Narcos either, So, oh. 419 00:21:29,160 --> 00:21:31,600 Speaker 3: You're starting with Narcos and then you're gonna watch Game 420 00:21:31,640 --> 00:21:33,399 Speaker 3: of Thrones. Even if you just watch his season and 421 00:21:33,440 --> 00:21:35,320 Speaker 3: you don't know what's going on in the whole series, 422 00:21:35,600 --> 00:21:36,800 Speaker 3: you'll be fine. 423 00:21:38,040 --> 00:21:40,560 Speaker 1: I also see that he's in The Mandalorian, which I 424 00:21:40,600 --> 00:21:42,040 Speaker 1: will probably not watch. 425 00:21:42,119 --> 00:21:43,000 Speaker 2: Got to be honest. 426 00:21:43,080 --> 00:21:45,520 Speaker 1: You know, you know my track record with anything relating 427 00:21:45,560 --> 00:21:46,560 Speaker 1: to Star Wars. 428 00:21:46,240 --> 00:21:47,399 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, or Marvel. 429 00:21:49,359 --> 00:21:52,480 Speaker 1: But Narcos is could be my thing because it's like 430 00:21:52,520 --> 00:21:57,360 Speaker 1: a drug crime yany drama. 431 00:21:57,480 --> 00:21:58,919 Speaker 2: It's like a heady drama. 432 00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:01,159 Speaker 3: I think you're gonna like Narcos and he's just a 433 00:22:01,160 --> 00:22:05,119 Speaker 3: phenomenal actor. And I instantly horny Lady Medicine show. As 434 00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:07,840 Speaker 3: soon as I saw that he liked it, I was like, Yo, 435 00:22:08,200 --> 00:22:10,840 Speaker 3: where's the hookup? And my friend just texted back he 436 00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:17,920 Speaker 3: is a millionaire, millionaire Like, I'm not even gonna try it. 437 00:22:18,880 --> 00:22:22,440 Speaker 2: Let you fuck off, get away from all my friends. 438 00:22:22,960 --> 00:22:30,000 Speaker 1: Oh my god, well listen, I'm down also to delay 439 00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:34,560 Speaker 1: me giving a little bit of like context and insight 440 00:22:34,760 --> 00:22:38,640 Speaker 1: to the Kingsman and the Secret Service franchise? 441 00:22:38,760 --> 00:22:41,480 Speaker 2: Is it a franchise too? Yeah? 442 00:22:42,080 --> 00:22:44,159 Speaker 1: You said that it turned into video? Where is it? 443 00:22:44,200 --> 00:22:46,680 Speaker 1: Where's the video? Can we watch it? Because you know, 444 00:22:46,840 --> 00:22:50,679 Speaker 1: if you want to teach me about what that movie is, 445 00:22:50,720 --> 00:22:52,679 Speaker 1: if you want to tell me what happened in that 446 00:22:52,720 --> 00:22:55,879 Speaker 1: final scene or your interpretation of it, I'll watch that 447 00:22:55,920 --> 00:22:56,639 Speaker 1: YouTube video. 448 00:22:56,920 --> 00:22:59,200 Speaker 2: I'll go to your lecture. We'll bring you on the show. 449 00:22:59,240 --> 00:23:00,960 Speaker 2: You can do a whole episode. 450 00:23:01,200 --> 00:23:04,640 Speaker 1: Yeah, sign me up, man, I need to be taught 451 00:23:04,760 --> 00:23:07,920 Speaker 1: about confusing movies sometimes, and so there we go. 452 00:23:08,560 --> 00:23:09,359 Speaker 2: I would love that. 453 00:23:09,400 --> 00:23:11,359 Speaker 3: I would love for someone who's like really good at 454 00:23:11,400 --> 00:23:13,160 Speaker 3: breaking down sci fi to come on the show. 455 00:23:14,040 --> 00:23:16,800 Speaker 1: Please, you know, I would love that although you do 456 00:23:16,920 --> 00:23:21,679 Speaker 1: such a great job, I mean, you really make it 457 00:23:21,720 --> 00:23:23,480 Speaker 1: digestible because a lot of times I'm like. 458 00:23:23,600 --> 00:23:26,280 Speaker 3: Uh, sometimes you just have to talk about Ruth Negger's 459 00:23:26,320 --> 00:23:28,800 Speaker 3: pants to make Speace enjoyable. 460 00:23:31,080 --> 00:23:32,960 Speaker 1: Some people go up to space and they worry about 461 00:23:32,960 --> 00:23:36,000 Speaker 1: like atmosphere and air quality. I'm like, what's up with 462 00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:40,200 Speaker 1: the outfits? I need to know about the pants. Yeah, 463 00:23:40,280 --> 00:23:42,880 Speaker 1: I'm just I'm basic like that. I'm a basic sci 464 00:23:42,880 --> 00:23:44,440 Speaker 1: fi person, right, It's the. 465 00:23:44,359 --> 00:23:46,440 Speaker 3: Best way to be. It's how you get into sci fi, 466 00:23:46,640 --> 00:23:48,640 Speaker 3: like what is happening? And you just pick a topic. 467 00:23:48,680 --> 00:23:50,160 Speaker 3: You're like, what's going on with that? And then boom, 468 00:23:50,160 --> 00:23:51,479 Speaker 3: You're into sci fi before you know it. 469 00:23:51,960 --> 00:23:53,440 Speaker 2: There we go, There we go. 470 00:23:53,960 --> 00:23:56,639 Speaker 3: I'm going to read this next email because when I 471 00:23:56,720 --> 00:24:00,920 Speaker 3: read this, I just laughed so hard, so hard. So 472 00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:04,720 Speaker 3: this emails from Kelly, and Kelly says, Hi, So, when 473 00:24:04,760 --> 00:24:07,440 Speaker 3: I was a young child, I decided to take advantage 474 00:24:07,480 --> 00:24:10,760 Speaker 3: of my dad's tendency to fall asleep immediately to get 475 00:24:10,840 --> 00:24:12,200 Speaker 3: him to take me to. 476 00:24:12,119 --> 00:24:13,439 Speaker 2: See the South Park movie. 477 00:24:14,520 --> 00:24:17,879 Speaker 3: True to form, he fell asleep in the first five 478 00:24:18,200 --> 00:24:21,560 Speaker 3: minutes while the whole town sang a cute see disneyesque 479 00:24:21,600 --> 00:24:24,840 Speaker 3: tune and I got to stay and watch the whole 480 00:24:25,440 --> 00:24:30,439 Speaker 3: very R rated movie. I'm still a little amazed that 481 00:24:30,520 --> 00:24:33,000 Speaker 3: he didn't figure it out until we got home and 482 00:24:33,080 --> 00:24:38,080 Speaker 3: my mom found out and got mad. Thanks for the 483 00:24:38,160 --> 00:24:41,040 Speaker 3: wonderful show and congrats on the new house, Kelly. 484 00:24:41,200 --> 00:24:42,040 Speaker 2: Thank you, Kelly. 485 00:24:42,640 --> 00:24:45,840 Speaker 3: This made me left so hard because I love taking 486 00:24:45,920 --> 00:24:48,879 Speaker 3: advantage of the knowledge that your dad is gonna fall 487 00:24:48,920 --> 00:24:49,840 Speaker 3: asleep in a movie. 488 00:24:52,560 --> 00:24:53,440 Speaker 2: I love that. 489 00:24:53,880 --> 00:24:58,200 Speaker 1: Kelly is also a chaos agent. Basically like the best 490 00:24:58,240 --> 00:25:02,280 Speaker 1: move ever. Right, I had that problem. Well, first of all, 491 00:25:02,280 --> 00:25:05,359 Speaker 1: I could never get my dad to actually go to 492 00:25:05,520 --> 00:25:06,560 Speaker 1: movies in the theater. 493 00:25:07,359 --> 00:25:10,719 Speaker 2: It is truly diabolical, and I just love it. 494 00:25:11,280 --> 00:25:11,560 Speaker 1: Yeah. 495 00:25:11,640 --> 00:25:12,280 Speaker 2: I love that. 496 00:25:12,320 --> 00:25:14,600 Speaker 3: Someone was that diabolical and they're like, let's go see 497 00:25:14,600 --> 00:25:17,880 Speaker 3: this cartoon and he's like, Okay, snooze. Oh my god, 498 00:25:17,920 --> 00:25:20,680 Speaker 3: I'm watching these cartoons say fuck and shit and piss 499 00:25:20,720 --> 00:25:23,520 Speaker 3: and singing songs about wild things. 500 00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:24,280 Speaker 2: Dude. 501 00:25:24,720 --> 00:25:28,120 Speaker 1: Such such a great move. Hats off to Kelly. Thank 502 00:25:28,160 --> 00:25:33,359 Speaker 1: thanks for writing. Speaking of falling asleep, here's another email 503 00:25:33,400 --> 00:25:39,120 Speaker 1: we got from Jennifer. It's another short and sweet Hello ladies. 504 00:25:39,600 --> 00:25:43,280 Speaker 1: Not only did I fall asleep during Twister, possibly the 505 00:25:43,320 --> 00:25:46,160 Speaker 1: loudest film ever made. But I was on a first 506 00:25:46,240 --> 00:25:49,320 Speaker 1: date at the time, yay me, and no I was 507 00:25:49,320 --> 00:25:51,520 Speaker 1: not asked to go on a second date. Thank you, 508 00:25:51,760 --> 00:25:57,679 Speaker 1: Jennifer A. Uh, fall asleep on a date is so 509 00:25:57,880 --> 00:25:58,600 Speaker 1: fucking funny. 510 00:25:59,040 --> 00:26:01,520 Speaker 3: Look, you gotta be And if they can't handle you 511 00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:03,719 Speaker 3: at your falling asleep in a movie theater, then they 512 00:26:03,720 --> 00:26:06,400 Speaker 3: don't deserve you falling asleep into a bowl of soup 513 00:26:06,440 --> 00:26:10,280 Speaker 3: at dinner. Like you gotta be yourself. I think that's great. 514 00:26:10,280 --> 00:26:12,280 Speaker 3: You're like, look, this is what you're getting into. If 515 00:26:12,280 --> 00:26:14,080 Speaker 3: you're someone who's upset, then I'm going to fall asleep 516 00:26:14,119 --> 00:26:14,760 Speaker 3: in some movies. 517 00:26:14,800 --> 00:26:16,720 Speaker 2: Then move it along. Listen. 518 00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:20,919 Speaker 1: I have actually been falling asleep on in my life 519 00:26:20,960 --> 00:26:23,840 Speaker 1: by somebody I was dating, and at the time I 520 00:26:23,960 --> 00:26:27,760 Speaker 1: was fucking super pissed. But now I'm like, oh, duh, 521 00:26:27,960 --> 00:26:31,720 Speaker 1: do you know me? I talk so much and sometimes 522 00:26:31,720 --> 00:26:34,040 Speaker 1: people are just fucking tired from the day They don't 523 00:26:34,040 --> 00:26:37,359 Speaker 1: want to hear me talk about the fucking plot points 524 00:26:37,400 --> 00:26:38,880 Speaker 1: for Dante's peak, like. 525 00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:42,960 Speaker 2: You know, and again, move it along. 526 00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:45,040 Speaker 3: You don't want to be with that person, so peace, 527 00:26:45,400 --> 00:26:47,680 Speaker 3: But now you know that because of the falling asleep, 528 00:26:47,760 --> 00:26:49,840 Speaker 3: I think that's a I think you dodged. 529 00:26:49,920 --> 00:26:52,639 Speaker 2: Several bad dates maybe with this person. 530 00:26:53,080 --> 00:26:54,520 Speaker 3: I'm just gonna say, I'm gonna go out on a 531 00:26:54,520 --> 00:26:56,359 Speaker 3: limb and say this person is not worth your time. 532 00:26:57,240 --> 00:26:59,320 Speaker 3: And uh, I'm glad you didn't go on that second 533 00:26:59,400 --> 00:27:02,040 Speaker 3: date because this is absolutely hilarious that you fell asleep 534 00:27:02,119 --> 00:27:04,679 Speaker 3: during Twister, which is definitely the loudest movie. 535 00:27:05,440 --> 00:27:07,960 Speaker 1: It's like the whole thing we talked about in the 536 00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:11,280 Speaker 1: episode with the white noise. I think it is just 537 00:27:11,320 --> 00:27:14,000 Speaker 1: like white noise to a certain degree, like something is very. 538 00:27:13,920 --> 00:27:15,400 Speaker 2: Loud and jarring. 539 00:27:15,520 --> 00:27:17,399 Speaker 1: You're just like, hmm, this is kind of like I 540 00:27:17,520 --> 00:27:20,760 Speaker 1: got like a little sleep machine sitting in front of me. 541 00:27:20,960 --> 00:27:22,760 Speaker 1: But honestly, you know what would have been like the 542 00:27:22,800 --> 00:27:25,879 Speaker 1: best meet cute is if both of you fell asleep 543 00:27:25,960 --> 00:27:29,920 Speaker 1: during Twister. I mean, oh, Mary, that person a meeting, Ah, 544 00:27:30,520 --> 00:27:31,280 Speaker 1: that would be cute. 545 00:27:31,320 --> 00:27:32,879 Speaker 3: And especially if you weren't on a date and you 546 00:27:32,880 --> 00:27:34,919 Speaker 3: were just strangers and you just like conked heads and 547 00:27:34,920 --> 00:27:38,160 Speaker 3: fell asleep in the theater. Better than you've got mail. 548 00:27:39,119 --> 00:27:41,919 Speaker 3: I drooled on a stranger during a movie. That's the 549 00:27:41,920 --> 00:27:42,760 Speaker 3: movie I'm writing. 550 00:27:43,359 --> 00:27:47,399 Speaker 1: Oh my god, I love nothing more than a screwball 551 00:27:47,440 --> 00:27:49,800 Speaker 1: comedy esque Conking of Heads. 552 00:27:52,400 --> 00:27:57,199 Speaker 2: Ah my favorite thing. Oh, oh my goodness. The sleep 553 00:27:57,359 --> 00:27:59,600 Speaker 2: train keeps rolling, It keeps rolling. 554 00:28:00,080 --> 00:28:04,879 Speaker 1: We got this incredible email from Courtney from Wisconsin. Yes, 555 00:28:05,560 --> 00:28:09,520 Speaker 1: which has its own font and its it's got its 556 00:28:09,520 --> 00:28:11,680 Speaker 1: own format. This is fucking great. 557 00:28:11,800 --> 00:28:12,159 Speaker 2: Okay. 558 00:28:12,480 --> 00:28:14,560 Speaker 1: It starts off with I mean this feels like a 559 00:28:14,640 --> 00:28:19,119 Speaker 1: term paper. A brief excert of movies I've fallen asleep 560 00:28:19,119 --> 00:28:22,600 Speaker 1: to in the theater. Number one the Texas Chainsaw Masacer 561 00:28:22,640 --> 00:28:25,800 Speaker 1: from two thousand and six, Number two, Cars two from 562 00:28:25,800 --> 00:28:30,680 Speaker 1: twenty eleven, Number three, The Right from twenty eleven, Number four, 563 00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:33,120 Speaker 1: The IDEs of March from twenty eleven. Let me ask 564 00:28:33,200 --> 00:28:37,840 Speaker 1: you about twenty eleven, Courtney, Did you have like a 565 00:28:38,440 --> 00:28:41,000 Speaker 1: narcolepsy that year? Why did you fall asleep for three 566 00:28:41,080 --> 00:28:44,840 Speaker 1: movies in twenty eleven? What is going on there? Twenty 567 00:28:44,840 --> 00:28:49,000 Speaker 1: eleven was not your ear, I have to say. And 568 00:28:49,120 --> 00:28:52,280 Speaker 1: number five The Accountant from twenty sixteen. And then they 569 00:28:52,320 --> 00:28:54,800 Speaker 1: go on to write, I will turn thirty one in October, 570 00:28:54,880 --> 00:28:57,400 Speaker 1: so you do the math. I've been an old woman 571 00:28:57,480 --> 00:29:00,240 Speaker 1: since I was a child, cries into the tish. I 572 00:29:00,240 --> 00:29:01,880 Speaker 1: head up, my slave, I hear you. 573 00:29:02,760 --> 00:29:03,440 Speaker 2: Glad to have the. 574 00:29:03,400 --> 00:29:05,480 Speaker 1: Opportunity to write in it gives me the chance to 575 00:29:05,520 --> 00:29:07,760 Speaker 1: share how much I look forward to the podcast every 576 00:29:07,800 --> 00:29:10,520 Speaker 1: week because while I absolutely love the movie talk, I 577 00:29:10,560 --> 00:29:13,120 Speaker 1: stay for everything else. Listening to the two of you 578 00:29:13,240 --> 00:29:16,120 Speaker 1: is truly a bomb for my soul. When I put 579 00:29:16,160 --> 00:29:18,480 Speaker 1: you on, it's like I found my cool older sister, 580 00:29:18,680 --> 00:29:22,720 Speaker 1: weirdo soulmates. I most sincerely mean that as a compliment. 581 00:29:23,160 --> 00:29:27,280 Speaker 1: Thank you for your vulnerability, your wisdom, your insights, your goofiness, 582 00:29:27,280 --> 00:29:31,320 Speaker 1: your wit in your heart. With love, Courdy from Wisconsin. 583 00:29:31,760 --> 00:29:34,400 Speaker 1: PS give me the spoilers because you know I'm not 584 00:29:34,440 --> 00:29:39,520 Speaker 1: making it through the whole movie cool. 585 00:29:40,280 --> 00:29:41,280 Speaker 2: Thank you, Courtney. 586 00:29:41,360 --> 00:29:44,240 Speaker 3: I don't know why of that whole list, Cars two 587 00:29:44,360 --> 00:29:52,840 Speaker 3: is making me laugh the most. Ah, and that's right 588 00:29:52,880 --> 00:29:56,520 Speaker 3: after the Texas chainsaw massacre. Just so you can see 589 00:29:56,920 --> 00:29:59,400 Speaker 3: the disparity of films that Courtney will. 590 00:29:59,160 --> 00:30:02,480 Speaker 2: Fall asleep too. It is killing. It's so funny. But 591 00:30:02,560 --> 00:30:03,720 Speaker 2: here's the thing about. 592 00:30:03,440 --> 00:30:08,160 Speaker 1: This numbered list, Okay, is it organized based on like 593 00:30:08,280 --> 00:30:13,360 Speaker 1: how hard you slept? So like did you sleep fucking huge, 594 00:30:13,440 --> 00:30:16,040 Speaker 1: diseased or in the Texas chance I ask or remake? 595 00:30:16,440 --> 00:30:18,280 Speaker 1: And then Cars two you were like, well, I was 596 00:30:18,280 --> 00:30:20,440 Speaker 1: awake for maybe like ten minutes, but for the rest 597 00:30:20,440 --> 00:30:23,200 Speaker 1: of it, I was fucking conked out, Like I'm just 598 00:30:23,280 --> 00:30:28,880 Speaker 1: curious the ranking because it's not chronological, No, it's it 599 00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:33,360 Speaker 1: seems to me like is it from the most ridiculous 600 00:30:33,400 --> 00:30:36,320 Speaker 1: to the least ridiculous? I guess I'm confused, but I 601 00:30:36,360 --> 00:30:38,520 Speaker 1: love it. I love the thought experiment, right. 602 00:30:38,960 --> 00:30:41,560 Speaker 3: I just love thinking about when you have that many 603 00:30:41,560 --> 00:30:44,120 Speaker 3: movies that you've fallen asleep, that you've fallen asleep in 604 00:30:44,160 --> 00:30:47,800 Speaker 3: front of. Is there like a certain point where you 605 00:30:47,800 --> 00:30:50,760 Speaker 3: can't make it like twenty minutes into every movie I'm out? 606 00:30:50,960 --> 00:30:51,920 Speaker 2: Or is it like it? 607 00:30:51,920 --> 00:30:54,320 Speaker 3: It depends like you said on the on the ranking 608 00:30:54,360 --> 00:30:57,480 Speaker 3: of the film that maybe you'll make it five minutes 609 00:30:57,520 --> 00:30:59,600 Speaker 3: into The Accountant, but you'll make it twenty five or 610 00:30:59,600 --> 00:31:01,160 Speaker 3: thirty minus into The IDEs of March. 611 00:31:03,160 --> 00:31:05,280 Speaker 2: I love it, Courtney, are the best, And we're not 612 00:31:05,320 --> 00:31:06,680 Speaker 2: going to give you spoilers. You're just gonna have to 613 00:31:06,720 --> 00:31:08,600 Speaker 2: look at that Wikipedia. 614 00:31:08,680 --> 00:31:09,160 Speaker 4: Well, you know. 615 00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:10,640 Speaker 1: And I was thinking about this the other day too, 616 00:31:10,920 --> 00:31:14,000 Speaker 1: because we actually did spoil The Lost Boys, which I 617 00:31:14,080 --> 00:31:17,600 Speaker 1: feel very good about because everybody say the Lost Boys 618 00:31:17,600 --> 00:31:19,280 Speaker 1: for the most part, and if anybody is going to 619 00:31:19,320 --> 00:31:23,360 Speaker 1: take us to task for ruining the Lost Boys. We 620 00:31:23,840 --> 00:31:26,400 Speaker 1: can just hash it out in person at this point 621 00:31:26,400 --> 00:31:29,400 Speaker 1: because I'm just like, come on, that movie. 622 00:31:29,600 --> 00:31:31,280 Speaker 2: Everyone's seen that movie for the most part. 623 00:31:31,360 --> 00:31:35,000 Speaker 1: But I do still feel very weird about the spoilers thing. 624 00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:37,320 Speaker 1: I mean, it just it feels like, I don't know, 625 00:31:37,400 --> 00:31:39,200 Speaker 1: it feels like you got to leave a little something 626 00:31:39,240 --> 00:31:42,200 Speaker 1: for somebody. And yes, you know, And I always talk 627 00:31:42,240 --> 00:31:44,040 Speaker 1: about this with the older movies too, where I'm like, no, 628 00:31:44,160 --> 00:31:46,280 Speaker 1: you guys got to watch this shit, I'm not giving 629 00:31:46,320 --> 00:31:47,840 Speaker 1: this away for you. You know. 630 00:31:48,160 --> 00:31:50,000 Speaker 3: That's how I feel for the most part that most 631 00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:53,560 Speaker 3: of the movies we discuss, we want you to watch them. Yeah, 632 00:31:53,560 --> 00:31:55,920 Speaker 3: Like we hope that one day you will watch them. 633 00:31:56,240 --> 00:32:00,440 Speaker 3: And it's easier to not spoil a movie leave that 634 00:32:00,480 --> 00:32:03,120 Speaker 3: option for people who actually want to see it than 635 00:32:03,160 --> 00:32:05,040 Speaker 3: it is to spoil it and hope that people will 636 00:32:05,080 --> 00:32:06,840 Speaker 3: still watch the movie knowing what happens. 637 00:32:07,120 --> 00:32:07,920 Speaker 2: Because here's the thing. 638 00:32:07,960 --> 00:32:10,560 Speaker 3: If you want movie spoilers, they're out there for you. 639 00:32:10,560 --> 00:32:12,400 Speaker 3: You can find out what happens at the end. 640 00:32:12,960 --> 00:32:13,280 Speaker 2: Yeah. 641 00:32:13,400 --> 00:32:17,520 Speaker 1: Wikipedia usually gives spoilers, so it's like, yeah, just Wikipedia, 642 00:32:17,760 --> 00:32:20,280 Speaker 1: But yeah, I don't know what it is, and I 643 00:32:20,280 --> 00:32:23,840 Speaker 1: think it's because I think it's because a lot of 644 00:32:23,840 --> 00:32:26,520 Speaker 1: people write to us and say that they don't really 645 00:32:26,600 --> 00:32:28,200 Speaker 1: like movies or they haven't. 646 00:32:27,920 --> 00:32:30,600 Speaker 2: Really enjoyed movies. So there's this moment. 647 00:32:30,320 --> 00:32:32,600 Speaker 1: Where like, well, what the fuck, I'm on no cliff 648 00:32:32,600 --> 00:32:37,000 Speaker 1: notes for you, Dan Amazon out here spoiling shit because 649 00:32:37,440 --> 00:32:39,840 Speaker 1: you know, so you can then go to a dinner 650 00:32:39,880 --> 00:32:45,480 Speaker 1: party and actually, smart you big fakers. 651 00:32:46,080 --> 00:32:49,040 Speaker 2: Oh good, we watched the movies. Watch the movies. We 652 00:32:49,120 --> 00:32:50,960 Speaker 2: do get a lot of email from people who are like, 653 00:32:51,040 --> 00:32:52,440 Speaker 2: I don't watch any movies ever. 654 00:32:52,480 --> 00:32:57,400 Speaker 3: I love your podcast, and I'm like, how thank you. 655 00:32:57,760 --> 00:33:00,480 Speaker 1: Actually, that's the reason why they're here is because they 656 00:33:00,520 --> 00:33:04,560 Speaker 1: love you, and they love Cholsey and they love the vibe, right, 657 00:33:04,600 --> 00:33:05,160 Speaker 1: which is great. 658 00:33:05,320 --> 00:33:08,120 Speaker 3: That's a great thing, but you know, I think they 659 00:33:08,160 --> 00:33:09,880 Speaker 3: love us, and it is it is great, but it's 660 00:33:09,880 --> 00:33:13,040 Speaker 3: also like, huh, we have a lot of thought into 661 00:33:13,040 --> 00:33:13,640 Speaker 3: these movies. 662 00:33:13,840 --> 00:33:14,560 Speaker 2: Why you don't watch? 663 00:33:15,520 --> 00:33:18,760 Speaker 1: I know? And that's what I think is ultimately the 664 00:33:19,320 --> 00:33:22,959 Speaker 1: moral dilemma for us is that we're like, Okay, if 665 00:33:23,040 --> 00:33:26,440 Speaker 1: y'all ain't out here watching movies and we're just spoiling 666 00:33:26,480 --> 00:33:30,600 Speaker 1: them for you, then you know that's given you. That's 667 00:33:30,640 --> 00:33:35,520 Speaker 1: like cheating that's like, yes, we're That's like we're taking. 668 00:33:35,200 --> 00:33:38,240 Speaker 2: You to the movies knowing that. 669 00:33:38,120 --> 00:33:40,840 Speaker 1: You're gonna fall asleep within the first five minutes, so 670 00:33:40,920 --> 00:33:45,160 Speaker 1: we can watch south Park uncut, right, Like, that's the 671 00:33:45,320 --> 00:33:46,320 Speaker 1: situation we're in. 672 00:33:46,400 --> 00:33:48,480 Speaker 2: So that's why we don't really do it. 673 00:33:48,560 --> 00:33:51,480 Speaker 1: I mean, you know, it depends on the film, of course, 674 00:33:51,560 --> 00:33:54,120 Speaker 1: but at the same time, we're just feeling weird about it. 675 00:33:54,160 --> 00:33:58,200 Speaker 1: So that's that you must experience the unknown at some point. 676 00:33:58,520 --> 00:34:01,080 Speaker 2: That's how I feel. And there we have the title 677 00:34:01,120 --> 00:34:03,640 Speaker 2: of our episode. Let's change the name of the show 678 00:34:03,680 --> 00:34:05,160 Speaker 2: to experience the unknown. 679 00:34:06,640 --> 00:34:09,600 Speaker 1: I mean, listen, I'm the type of person that hates 680 00:34:09,680 --> 00:34:14,400 Speaker 1: fucking surprises. Normally, I hate pranks, I hate surprise birthday parties, 681 00:34:14,680 --> 00:34:18,640 Speaker 1: I hate all that stuff. But I'm never in the 682 00:34:18,680 --> 00:34:20,520 Speaker 1: moment where I'm just like, well, I just now I 683 00:34:20,560 --> 00:34:24,759 Speaker 1: just need to be constantly shielded from any potential unknown situation. 684 00:34:26,960 --> 00:34:28,759 Speaker 2: To me, it's like it doesn't matter. 685 00:34:28,840 --> 00:34:31,520 Speaker 1: Part of the joy of living is wondering if a 686 00:34:31,640 --> 00:34:35,080 Speaker 1: movie is good or not. I guess you know, so 687 00:34:35,400 --> 00:34:36,560 Speaker 1: figure it out for yourself. 688 00:34:36,960 --> 00:34:38,160 Speaker 2: We are chaos agents. 689 00:34:38,560 --> 00:34:40,600 Speaker 3: We sit on a lap and watch a movie you've 690 00:34:40,640 --> 00:34:43,160 Speaker 3: ever seen before, heard about or read anything about and 691 00:34:43,200 --> 00:34:44,000 Speaker 3: just be surprised. 692 00:34:44,480 --> 00:34:45,280 Speaker 2: Sit on a lap. 693 00:34:45,880 --> 00:34:51,040 Speaker 3: This next email is There's I was again rolling from 694 00:34:51,200 --> 00:34:53,960 Speaker 3: one part in particular, but this whole email is very funny. 695 00:34:55,040 --> 00:34:56,160 Speaker 2: Dear Milly and Danielle. 696 00:34:56,520 --> 00:34:58,799 Speaker 3: My falling asleep in the theater story might not be 697 00:34:58,840 --> 00:35:01,760 Speaker 3: as interesting as most, but mine was during Harry Potter 698 00:35:01,840 --> 00:35:03,399 Speaker 3: and the Deathly Hallows Part one. 699 00:35:04,120 --> 00:35:05,480 Speaker 2: I haven't rewatched. 700 00:35:05,120 --> 00:35:08,080 Speaker 3: The movie since seeing it in theaters, so my recollection 701 00:35:08,200 --> 00:35:11,239 Speaker 3: of the plot is flimsy at best. In fact, the 702 00:35:11,239 --> 00:35:14,320 Speaker 3: only thing I really remember is falling asleep while Potter 703 00:35:14,440 --> 00:35:18,200 Speaker 3: wanders the forest while trying to summon his special ghost Deer. 704 00:35:19,160 --> 00:35:21,759 Speaker 3: Falling asleep during a movie I haven't seen before is 705 00:35:21,840 --> 00:35:25,320 Speaker 3: practically unheard of for me, especially as I've gotten older. 706 00:35:25,640 --> 00:35:28,879 Speaker 3: Falling asleep during a movie I know well happens all 707 00:35:28,920 --> 00:35:33,120 Speaker 3: the time. I don't understand that sentence, but there it is. 708 00:35:33,920 --> 00:35:36,520 Speaker 3: Sometimes if my brain won't shut up, I'll turn on 709 00:35:36,640 --> 00:35:39,839 Speaker 3: John Wick and clock right out. So when I felt 710 00:35:39,880 --> 00:35:43,560 Speaker 3: myself getting drowsy during Harry Potter, I tried to fight it, 711 00:35:43,840 --> 00:35:46,280 Speaker 3: but it turns out watching a bunch of British kids 712 00:35:46,320 --> 00:35:49,600 Speaker 3: with zero survival skills living in the forest without a 713 00:35:49,600 --> 00:35:53,000 Speaker 3: shovel to bury their poop is the ultimate sleep aid. 714 00:35:53,120 --> 00:35:55,680 Speaker 3: The next thing I know, it's a completely different scene. 715 00:35:56,120 --> 00:35:57,960 Speaker 3: It had to have been a good ten minutes or 716 00:35:57,960 --> 00:36:00,759 Speaker 3: so in movie time. A frickin' week has gone by 717 00:36:00,840 --> 00:36:03,200 Speaker 3: for these kids, and they're still in the woods. I 718 00:36:03,320 --> 00:36:05,360 Speaker 3: was like, Oh, I fell asleep. Better not let that 719 00:36:05,400 --> 00:36:08,680 Speaker 3: happen again. I might miss something important. About ten minutes later, 720 00:36:08,880 --> 00:36:12,200 Speaker 3: I fall asleep again. When I came to these three 721 00:36:12,239 --> 00:36:13,839 Speaker 3: bastards were still. 722 00:36:13,520 --> 00:36:15,880 Speaker 2: In the woods. Bastards. 723 00:36:16,640 --> 00:36:20,440 Speaker 3: The cycle repeats itself the third time. When I wake up, 724 00:36:20,480 --> 00:36:23,279 Speaker 3: this time, I say out loud, how are they still 725 00:36:23,280 --> 00:36:26,799 Speaker 3: in the fucking woods? Several heads turned to me with 726 00:36:26,880 --> 00:36:30,360 Speaker 3: expressions that I can only assume we're contempt. I sink 727 00:36:30,440 --> 00:36:33,560 Speaker 3: into the busted ashchair I'm sitting in and stay awake 728 00:36:33,600 --> 00:36:36,080 Speaker 3: from whatever was left of the movie. I don't remember 729 00:36:36,160 --> 00:36:38,440 Speaker 3: much about the movie as a whole, but I felt 730 00:36:38,480 --> 00:36:40,520 Speaker 3: like I got the gist. There was no need to 731 00:36:40,560 --> 00:36:43,399 Speaker 3: re visit it, as I didn't feel lost through part two. 732 00:36:43,880 --> 00:36:46,719 Speaker 3: Oh and that little elf dude gets stabbed at the end. 733 00:36:47,160 --> 00:36:54,359 Speaker 3: Thanks for the great podcast less Speaking of spoilers. 734 00:36:53,600 --> 00:36:55,280 Speaker 1: Hey, I've actually never. 735 00:36:55,120 --> 00:36:57,640 Speaker 2: Seen this movie. And I appreciated that. 736 00:36:59,200 --> 00:37:01,760 Speaker 1: I was like, oh, now I'm gonna watch it an 737 00:37:01,880 --> 00:37:03,120 Speaker 1: elf get stabbed. 738 00:37:03,800 --> 00:37:04,959 Speaker 2: Fuck yeah. 739 00:37:05,160 --> 00:37:07,960 Speaker 3: I lost it, as how are they still in the 740 00:37:07,960 --> 00:37:08,720 Speaker 3: fucking woods? 741 00:37:08,719 --> 00:37:11,200 Speaker 2: Like just waking up and being like what how are 742 00:37:11,200 --> 00:37:16,000 Speaker 2: they selling the fuck? And that they have no survival skills. 743 00:37:18,400 --> 00:37:20,719 Speaker 1: It's like the Woods episode. I mean, it's just that 744 00:37:20,800 --> 00:37:25,080 Speaker 1: thing where you're like, why would you ever go into 745 00:37:25,120 --> 00:37:28,440 Speaker 1: the forest completely completely? 746 00:37:28,760 --> 00:37:30,759 Speaker 3: Oh that was This made me laugh so hard. Thank 747 00:37:30,800 --> 00:37:33,160 Speaker 3: you Les Less, Sorry, thank you Less. 748 00:37:34,320 --> 00:37:38,200 Speaker 1: I also love calling the characters from Harry Potter three 749 00:37:38,239 --> 00:37:39,719 Speaker 1: bastards a. 750 00:37:41,680 --> 00:37:42,759 Speaker 2: Three bastards. 751 00:37:42,960 --> 00:37:47,760 Speaker 5: That's what they should have named, like rename, Rename Harry Potter, 752 00:37:47,960 --> 00:37:55,440 Speaker 5: the entire French three best, these three bastards the amusement park, 753 00:38:00,080 --> 00:38:08,920 Speaker 5: don't know, pah. I would watch every single one of 754 00:38:08,960 --> 00:38:11,719 Speaker 5: the twenty movies that came out for that franchise that 755 00:38:11,800 --> 00:38:18,760 Speaker 5: they called it these three bastards, these these three. 756 00:38:18,600 --> 00:38:20,360 Speaker 2: Bastards and the Sorcerer's Stone. 757 00:38:24,239 --> 00:38:37,120 Speaker 6: Ah like crying laugh, Oh good, holy shit. 758 00:38:38,680 --> 00:38:47,319 Speaker 4: I haven't left that hard and so long, especially if 759 00:38:47,360 --> 00:38:52,719 Speaker 4: you haven't watched the movie. 760 00:38:52,880 --> 00:38:55,960 Speaker 3: I'm just picturing the actors under a banner that just 761 00:38:55,960 --> 00:38:57,360 Speaker 3: says these three Bastards. 762 00:39:00,840 --> 00:39:05,400 Speaker 5: Three Bastards, Like just like, rename all the books, rename 763 00:39:05,560 --> 00:39:08,399 Speaker 5: the ride a Disney World or whatever the fuck it is, 764 00:39:08,440 --> 00:39:09,839 Speaker 5: just called three Bastards. 765 00:39:10,760 --> 00:39:13,840 Speaker 2: Take you take your kids to Three Bastards at the 766 00:39:13,920 --> 00:39:17,040 Speaker 2: amusement park. What'd you do this summer? We went to 767 00:39:17,080 --> 00:39:18,960 Speaker 2: Three Bastards and had some butter beer. 768 00:39:19,560 --> 00:39:25,880 Speaker 1: Oh god, I truly am wiping tears from my eyes right, Oh. 769 00:39:25,760 --> 00:39:30,600 Speaker 2: My god, completely, I'm like weeping. That's a good one 770 00:39:30,600 --> 00:39:31,719 Speaker 2: to end on if we have enough. 771 00:39:32,239 --> 00:39:37,239 Speaker 1: Yeah, that is truly the best laugh I've had in 772 00:39:37,280 --> 00:39:40,040 Speaker 1: a long time. And as you know, we laugh constantly 773 00:39:40,120 --> 00:39:43,719 Speaker 1: on this podcast. So holy shit. 774 00:39:44,480 --> 00:39:46,719 Speaker 3: This is why we are so grateful that you write 775 00:39:46,760 --> 00:39:51,120 Speaker 3: into us. Keep your stories coming, keep your your weird 776 00:39:51,160 --> 00:39:55,960 Speaker 3: movie experiences, falling asleep in the movies, just anything movie 777 00:39:55,960 --> 00:39:57,760 Speaker 3: related that you want to tell us. Have you tricked 778 00:39:57,760 --> 00:40:00,799 Speaker 3: your parents into letting you see them movie that you 779 00:40:00,840 --> 00:40:04,239 Speaker 3: were absolutely not supposed to be watching at home or 780 00:40:04,280 --> 00:40:08,040 Speaker 3: in the theater? Definitely, if you've rented back in the 781 00:40:08,160 --> 00:40:09,839 Speaker 3: day when you were renting movies. Do you have any 782 00:40:09,840 --> 00:40:12,640 Speaker 3: weird stories about video stores? We just did an episode 783 00:40:13,160 --> 00:40:15,040 Speaker 3: not too long ago about video stores. 784 00:40:15,960 --> 00:40:17,400 Speaker 2: Just send us all your stories. 785 00:40:17,880 --> 00:40:22,879 Speaker 1: Also, like again I solicited this on one of the 786 00:40:23,120 --> 00:40:25,560 Speaker 1: regular episodes in the in the main feed. 787 00:40:25,640 --> 00:40:27,239 Speaker 2: But if you worked in. 788 00:40:27,200 --> 00:40:31,239 Speaker 1: A movie theater, I would killed to know if you 789 00:40:31,280 --> 00:40:36,560 Speaker 1: had any weird shit happened, if you were the manager 790 00:40:36,600 --> 00:40:39,440 Speaker 1: of a movie theater and you had to fire an employee, 791 00:40:39,600 --> 00:40:43,399 Speaker 1: were sitting in someone's lap during a Star Wars film, 792 00:40:43,440 --> 00:40:47,879 Speaker 1: if something like if you were sweeping up a movie 793 00:40:47,920 --> 00:40:49,680 Speaker 1: theater that had just let out and found like a 794 00:40:49,760 --> 00:40:50,600 Speaker 1: toe or something. 795 00:40:50,640 --> 00:40:53,960 Speaker 2: I don't know, just tell us. We want to know. 796 00:40:55,320 --> 00:41:00,600 Speaker 2: And I swear like these episodes. 797 00:41:00,640 --> 00:41:03,399 Speaker 1: But first of all, we thank everybody for so much 798 00:41:03,680 --> 00:41:05,320 Speaker 1: being a Sister premium subscriber. 799 00:41:05,520 --> 00:41:06,839 Speaker 2: It means so much to us. 800 00:41:06,760 --> 00:41:09,880 Speaker 1: That you would want to kick it a little extra 801 00:41:09,960 --> 00:41:16,960 Speaker 1: money to listen to us talk about three bastards. But 802 00:41:16,960 --> 00:41:19,200 Speaker 1: but they're fun because we can just kind of like 803 00:41:19,440 --> 00:41:23,120 Speaker 1: read stuff relax if they're very stripped down, which we 804 00:41:23,560 --> 00:41:28,000 Speaker 1: I know, we appreciate, Danielle and I. But if you 805 00:41:28,040 --> 00:41:30,919 Speaker 1: want to email us, we're at I. 806 00:41:30,840 --> 00:41:34,320 Speaker 3: Saw what you did pod at gmail dot com. 807 00:41:34,360 --> 00:41:34,879 Speaker 2: That's right. 808 00:41:35,400 --> 00:41:38,080 Speaker 1: What are your thoughts on getting mail through social media? 809 00:41:39,400 --> 00:41:43,560 Speaker 3: Like getting some like when people comment the comments or 810 00:41:43,760 --> 00:41:46,720 Speaker 3: dms no, because I don't want to track that stuff. 811 00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:47,719 Speaker 2: Say I don't either. 812 00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:51,520 Speaker 1: And that's the thing is, I think people sometimes throw 813 00:41:52,160 --> 00:41:54,440 Speaker 1: this stuff into a comment or like we'll send us 814 00:41:54,440 --> 00:41:56,279 Speaker 1: in a DM or do something like that, and we're like, 815 00:41:56,760 --> 00:41:58,440 Speaker 1: it doesn't count. You got to send it to the 816 00:41:58,440 --> 00:42:00,960 Speaker 1: email address because we don't really that stuff. 817 00:42:01,440 --> 00:42:04,000 Speaker 2: We're so checking the email for your stories. 818 00:42:04,040 --> 00:42:06,840 Speaker 3: Because again, also you might post something on social media 819 00:42:07,680 --> 00:42:10,360 Speaker 3: and not want us to read it on the show, 820 00:42:10,520 --> 00:42:15,680 Speaker 3: whereas if you send us an email, it's implicitly, you know, 821 00:42:15,760 --> 00:42:18,040 Speaker 3: understood that we might read it on the show. So 822 00:42:18,120 --> 00:42:21,480 Speaker 3: I think even legally, we can't just pull from your comments. 823 00:42:21,239 --> 00:42:23,440 Speaker 1: Right, So send us an email I saw we need 824 00:42:23,480 --> 00:42:26,640 Speaker 1: to pot at gmail dot com do not comment. 825 00:42:26,320 --> 00:42:29,200 Speaker 2: And I'm kidding, I'm on what you want, we just won't. 826 00:42:29,040 --> 00:42:31,480 Speaker 1: Read it, because I will say that somebody on Twitter 827 00:42:31,640 --> 00:42:33,840 Speaker 1: was like somebody on Twitter like tweeted at me and 828 00:42:33,960 --> 00:42:35,600 Speaker 1: was like, hey, I thought I sent you guys an 829 00:42:35,600 --> 00:42:37,520 Speaker 1: email about you know. It was this whole thing where 830 00:42:37,520 --> 00:42:39,040 Speaker 1: it was like I sent you an email about my 831 00:42:39,400 --> 00:42:42,719 Speaker 1: movie theater experience and you know you haven't read it. 832 00:42:42,800 --> 00:42:45,279 Speaker 1: And I'm like, we just started doing this, so let's 833 00:42:45,800 --> 00:42:50,320 Speaker 1: let's be sensible However, I went to the email or 834 00:42:50,360 --> 00:42:52,160 Speaker 1: I went to our email and looked for it and 835 00:42:52,200 --> 00:42:53,880 Speaker 1: it wasn't there. And I'm like, you know what, I 836 00:42:53,920 --> 00:42:55,319 Speaker 1: bet they commented and. 837 00:42:57,239 --> 00:42:59,360 Speaker 2: Does not count count. 838 00:42:59,480 --> 00:43:01,560 Speaker 3: Also, we're not going to we get a lot of email. 839 00:43:01,560 --> 00:43:04,319 Speaker 3: We're not going to read every single email. Yeah, I'm 840 00:43:04,320 --> 00:43:06,520 Speaker 3: so sorry. And we have no criteria for what makes 841 00:43:06,560 --> 00:43:08,000 Speaker 3: it on the show, where doesn't make it on the show. 842 00:43:08,040 --> 00:43:10,160 Speaker 3: It's just whatever hits at. 843 00:43:10,040 --> 00:43:11,600 Speaker 2: That moment that we think we want to read. 844 00:43:12,040 --> 00:43:14,319 Speaker 3: Yeah, so just you know, keep sending it in or 845 00:43:14,400 --> 00:43:17,160 Speaker 3: keep you know, just send us different stories. 846 00:43:17,200 --> 00:43:18,960 Speaker 2: Try again. We'll get to we'll get to most of 847 00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:20,720 Speaker 2: these eventually. But we get a lot of email. 848 00:43:20,719 --> 00:43:24,440 Speaker 7: We've only got like an hour, so we might not 849 00:43:24,520 --> 00:43:28,160 Speaker 7: read it. But we're going to try experience the unknown. 850 00:43:29,120 --> 00:43:32,760 Speaker 7: Experience the unknown. People, I feel like you belong. 851 00:43:33,200 --> 00:43:36,640 Speaker 3: Like we needed a cartoon image of you, like floating 852 00:43:36,640 --> 00:43:39,879 Speaker 3: on a cushion with some kind of halo of light 853 00:43:39,960 --> 00:43:44,239 Speaker 3: around you and you're doing like the cross legged like 854 00:43:44,280 --> 00:43:48,080 Speaker 3: a yoga pose, and just experience the unknown. 855 00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:52,279 Speaker 1: Maybe that is the ending to White Lotus. Is the 856 00:43:52,480 --> 00:43:55,840 Speaker 1: listener of our podcast on a pillow floating into the sky. 857 00:43:56,920 --> 00:43:58,960 Speaker 3: Surprise me just wrote the ending of your show, Mike 858 00:43:59,040 --> 00:44:04,359 Speaker 3: White get at us. Oh my god, well this as 859 00:44:04,480 --> 00:44:06,560 Speaker 3: always a blast. 860 00:44:06,600 --> 00:44:08,560 Speaker 2: Daniell love you so much. 861 00:44:08,680 --> 00:44:12,400 Speaker 3: Thank you everybody, you too, Thanks for listening y'all. 862 00:44:12,480 --> 00:44:17,800 Speaker 1: Bye. 863 00:44:19,680 --> 00:44:21,280 Speaker 2: This has been an exactly right production. 864 00:44:21,560 --> 00:44:25,200 Speaker 3: Our producers Alexis a Maressi, Our engineers Analise Nelson. Our 865 00:44:25,239 --> 00:44:28,520 Speaker 3: theme songs by Tom bry Foegel, artwork by Garrett Ross. 866 00:44:28,719 --> 00:44:31,800 Speaker 3: Our executive producers are Georgia hart Stark, Karen Kilgareth and 867 00:44:31,880 --> 00:44:35,040 Speaker 3: Danielle Kramer. 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