WEBVTT - Maddy Morphosis Saw a Ghost Cat 0:00:07.030 --> 0:00:10.549 What's that at the foot of my bed? It's spooky 0:00:10.700 --> 0:00:14.760 and kooky. I'm pretty sure it's dead. It's coming this way. 0:00:14.940 --> 0:00:20.550 Wait a minute. Hey, I'm ghosted. I was from my dad's. 0:00:20.680 --> 0:00:30.250 Leave me, please. Hey boo! It's me, Roz, and welcome 0:00:30.330 --> 0:00:35.630 to Ghosted by Roz Hernandez, the podcast where I talk 0:00:35.650 --> 0:00:41.290 to people that I like about the paranormal. I recently 0:00:41.930 --> 0:00:49.020 met Maddie Morphosis, the RuPaul's Drag Race drag queen and 0:00:49.260 --> 0:00:54.550 podcast host. She came on over here, we sat down, 0:00:55.020 --> 0:00:57.220 and we talked about ghosts, and I went on her 0:00:57.260 --> 0:01:00.300 podcast in the same day. That was our first time meeting. 0:01:00.520 --> 0:01:04.460 We just back-to-back did each other's podcasts. We had a 0:01:04.500 --> 0:01:08.100 nice time. She's got some stories, so you're about to 0:01:08.140 --> 0:01:11.440 hear that. Hey, you know I'm going on tour, right? 0:01:11.940 --> 0:01:13.730 With this literal podcast. 0:01:14.310 --> 0:01:14.550 Yeah. 0:01:14.990 --> 0:01:15.470 Yeah. 0:01:15.709 --> 0:01:20.070 Because it's my time of year, baby. I get to 0:01:20.150 --> 0:01:24.220 be the most Roz Hernandez I possibly can for September 0:01:24.280 --> 0:01:27.360 and October every single year. And I'm bringing it this year. 0:01:27.840 --> 0:01:30.539 I feel the most Roz Hernandez I've ever felt, honey. 0:01:30.760 --> 0:01:33.920 Because we've got such good ghosteds coming. So, of course, 0:01:33.980 --> 0:01:36.830 make sure you're subscribed and, you know, rating us five 0:01:36.870 --> 0:01:39.490 stars and all that kind of stuff. Telling your friends 0:01:39.650 --> 0:01:42.390 because people during Halloween time, they're like, I want something 0:01:42.510 --> 0:01:45.569 spooky to listen to. Tell them this one. You can 0:01:45.590 --> 0:01:47.770 also tell them to watch my YouTube channel called The 0:01:47.830 --> 0:01:51.260 Haunted Doll. Roz Hernandez, the doll is the channel's name. 0:01:52.480 --> 0:01:54.600 You can see me ghost hunting. I've got some new ones. 0:01:55.160 --> 0:01:57.340 I've got some new episodes of me ghost hunting with 0:01:57.380 --> 0:02:01.050 guys from Grindr. But the tour, honey, we are doing 0:02:01.330 --> 0:02:06.410 Ghosted by Roz Hernandez all over America. I'm so sorry 0:02:06.470 --> 0:02:09.430 if I'm not coming to your town. Please don't take 0:02:09.470 --> 0:02:14.260 it out on me. I'm doing 17 cities all by myself. 0:02:15.500 --> 0:02:17.139 And it's going to be spooky. It's going to be 0:02:17.180 --> 0:02:21.980 a freaky kiki. All the tour dates are at rozhernandestour.com. 0:02:22.400 --> 0:02:24.760 There you can find out, am I going where you live? 0:02:25.220 --> 0:02:28.260 If I am, get those tickets now. Because most of 0:02:28.300 --> 0:02:31.739 the places I'm playing are pretty small. So if you 0:02:31.760 --> 0:02:34.150 don't get them now, you're not going to get them. 0:02:34.490 --> 0:02:37.829 But I'm so excited. I've got some new Roz Hernandez 0:02:37.870 --> 0:02:41.010 merch to sell you if you want it. And I'm 0:02:41.030 --> 0:02:42.850 going all over the place and it's just going to 0:02:42.870 --> 0:02:46.410 be fun. I love getting to meet you people. hear 0:02:46.450 --> 0:02:48.950 your stories and this time it's going to be a 0:02:48.990 --> 0:02:52.540 ghost story competition that's right anyone that wants to share 0:02:52.580 --> 0:02:54.300 a ghost story in the audience will give you an 0:02:54.360 --> 0:02:56.800 opportunity and we're going to figure out who's got the 0:02:56.940 --> 0:03:01.139 freakiest story in your town and you will win a 0:03:01.200 --> 0:03:07.090 prize ah i can't wait okay here is my conversation 0:03:07.370 --> 0:03:16.630 with maddie morphosis on with the show Oh my God, 0:03:16.650 --> 0:03:17.590 we're on the podcast. 0:03:17.650 --> 0:03:18.790 Oh my God, you scared me. 0:03:19.590 --> 0:03:21.630 Well, that's what we do here. I know, you spooked me. 0:03:21.650 --> 0:03:26.399 It's a little spooky. I know. So legally, we're required 0:03:26.460 --> 0:03:30.120 to have at least one heterosexual male every six months. 0:03:30.380 --> 0:03:31.480 Yeah. 0:03:31.900 --> 0:03:34.239 So thank you for filling the position. 0:03:34.320 --> 0:03:36.590 Yes, it's an honor to be a diversity hire for 0:03:36.600 --> 0:03:36.940 the show. 0:03:37.350 --> 0:03:41.810 It's important. We want all voices to be represented on 0:03:41.870 --> 0:03:42.270 this show. 0:03:42.290 --> 0:03:42.790 Yes, absolutely. 0:03:43.540 --> 0:03:45.280 Well, thank you for allowing me to be a box 0:03:45.300 --> 0:03:47.540 to tick today. It's my honor and privilege. 0:03:47.780 --> 0:03:53.110 Thank you. No, it's good for us. So you are 0:03:53.530 --> 0:03:55.250 coming to us from Las Vegas. 0:03:55.350 --> 0:03:55.590 Yes. 0:03:56.310 --> 0:03:58.310 You're supposed to be here last week. You had a 0:03:58.330 --> 0:03:59.510 little snafu. 0:03:59.830 --> 0:04:00.210 I know. 0:04:00.270 --> 0:04:01.490 The second time it's happened to me. 0:04:01.910 --> 0:04:03.880 Your car. You had some car issues. 0:04:04.340 --> 0:04:04.620 Yeah. 0:04:04.740 --> 0:04:06.780 I was scared for you because you were texting me 0:04:06.840 --> 0:04:08.700 and I was like, a vulture is about to get 0:04:08.720 --> 0:04:11.260 your ass. I know. You were like broken down in 0:04:11.280 --> 0:04:11.820 the desert. 0:04:11.940 --> 0:04:13.730 Yeah, it wasn't like I was like broke down like 0:04:13.770 --> 0:04:16.130 right outside of Vegas. I was like an hour and 0:04:16.170 --> 0:04:19.210 a half into the Mojave and it happened. 0:04:19.250 --> 0:04:20.250 Yeah. 0:04:20.450 --> 0:04:25.750 Were you to, what's the diner called? There's the diner. 0:04:25.890 --> 0:04:29.060 There's the big diner in between Vegas and LA. Oh, 0:04:29.700 --> 0:04:36.630 it's called, Jiha, what's it called? Susie Q's it's called 0:04:36.670 --> 0:04:41.380 something like that and it's 50s diner and everything is 0:04:42.020 --> 0:04:44.979 50s and it's so cool but then so I go 0:04:45.040 --> 0:04:48.200 there the last time I went I go into the 0:04:48.240 --> 0:04:51.239 women's bathroom and I'm always nervous out in the desert 0:04:51.279 --> 0:04:53.359 going in a women's public. 0:04:53.140 --> 0:04:56.719 Bathroom yeah especially 50s diner 50s yeah. 0:04:56.680 --> 0:04:59.750 I mean so I go in there and I'm like 0:04:59.790 --> 0:05:02.589 it's called Peggy Sue's I'm sorry it's called Peggy Sue's 0:05:03.370 --> 0:05:07.890 Thank you. So I go in there and I'm like, 0:05:07.910 --> 0:05:10.390 this is my first time ever. And I'm like, okay, 0:05:10.410 --> 0:05:13.150 this place is cute. Like, oh, they're having fun here. 0:05:13.230 --> 0:05:16.550 Everything's fun and whatever. There's decorations everywhere. I go into 0:05:16.570 --> 0:05:19.920 the women's bathroom and all of a sudden I see 0:05:20.160 --> 0:05:23.080 a man at the urinal. 0:05:24.040 --> 0:05:24.520 Oh, okay. 0:05:24.540 --> 0:05:29.200 He's slumped over like he's drunk and he's peeing in 0:05:29.220 --> 0:05:29.600 the urinal. 0:05:29.660 --> 0:05:30.000 And I'm like. 0:05:30.560 --> 0:05:34.200 Oh, my God. I just went into the wrong bathroom. 0:05:35.160 --> 0:05:38.520 Then I realized it's a mannequin. They're having fun at 0:05:38.610 --> 0:05:39.990 Peggy Sue's. Oh, fun. 0:05:40.089 --> 0:05:40.429 Okay. 0:05:40.470 --> 0:05:43.609 So they have a man mannequin peeing at a fake 0:05:43.730 --> 0:05:45.650 urinal in the women's bathroom. 0:05:45.870 --> 0:05:46.370 That's fun. 0:05:46.630 --> 0:05:48.990 I said, Peggy, you pegged me. 0:05:49.210 --> 0:05:49.409 Yeah. 0:05:50.370 --> 0:05:51.029 You got pegged. 0:05:51.190 --> 0:05:53.520 I got pegged by Peggy Sue with that one. 0:05:53.540 --> 0:05:55.480 Yeah, that's what all the shirts meant in the little 0:05:55.500 --> 0:05:55.960 gift shop area. 0:05:55.980 --> 0:05:56.619 I just got pegged. 0:05:56.660 --> 0:05:58.300 You got pegged, yeah, by Peggy Sue. 0:05:58.320 --> 0:05:59.990 Yeah. Peggy Sue got me. 0:06:00.050 --> 0:06:01.290 Yeah. 0:06:01.790 --> 0:06:03.529 I know that you go, like, the other direction outside 0:06:03.570 --> 0:06:05.950 of Vegas, like, towards, like, Arizona area. That's where you see, like, 0:06:06.070 --> 0:06:07.940 the Aliens diners and stuff like that. 0:06:08.070 --> 0:06:08.770 Oh, I like that. 0:06:08.830 --> 0:06:09.250 Yeah. 0:06:09.650 --> 0:06:13.060 Yeah, and there's also, when I, the TV show is 0:06:13.120 --> 0:06:16.320 on Living for the Dead. We flew to Vegas, and 0:06:16.339 --> 0:06:21.980 then we drove up to Tonopah, Nevada. Don't get me started. 0:06:22.360 --> 0:06:22.600 Okay. 0:06:23.300 --> 0:06:26.820 And on the way, we stopped at the Alien Brothel. 0:06:26.920 --> 0:06:30.669 What's it called? Area 51 brothel. 0:06:30.950 --> 0:06:31.070 Oh. 0:06:31.710 --> 0:06:36.390 There's a brothel that's themed alien-y. 0:06:36.650 --> 0:06:37.530 Are the ladies themed? 0:06:37.550 --> 0:06:39.670 I don't think they're themed as aliens. 0:06:39.690 --> 0:06:42.830 Like, is everyone, like, all the women working there look 0:06:42.870 --> 0:06:43.550 like Juno Birch? 0:06:44.120 --> 0:06:47.620 I don't think so, but that would be amazing. I think, 0:06:48.400 --> 0:06:50.919 especially because it's, like, It didn't really seem very busy, 0:06:51.000 --> 0:06:53.160 so I would feel so bad if those ladies were like, 0:06:53.300 --> 0:06:56.360 one second, let me put on the blue makeup. Someone 0:06:56.400 --> 0:06:59.640 came in. Let's get the prosthetics out. I don't think 0:06:59.660 --> 0:07:02.760 it's like that, but there's like a bit. We didn't 0:07:02.800 --> 0:07:05.180 go to the brothel. We went to the gift shop 0:07:05.380 --> 0:07:09.700 at the, it's also a rest area, and everything was aliens. 0:07:10.400 --> 0:07:12.440 Do you believe in aliens? 0:07:12.880 --> 0:07:13.440 Yes and no. 0:07:14.460 --> 0:07:17.310 I believe in aliens like a thousand percent, but one 0:07:17.320 --> 0:07:19.790 of the things where it's like, Have they been here? 0:07:19.830 --> 0:07:21.860 Do they walk among us? Where I'm like, I don't know. 0:07:21.880 --> 0:07:25.080 Because some things where it's like, I think it's possible, 0:07:25.800 --> 0:07:29.180 you know? But when it gets a little too cartoony 0:07:29.220 --> 0:07:32.100 where it's like giant big heads and they're hiding among us, 0:07:32.160 --> 0:07:33.660 I'm like, I don't know about all this. 0:07:34.280 --> 0:07:37.140 Yeah, I don't know about the giant big heads that 0:07:37.300 --> 0:07:40.170 they fit into human suits and they walk around. I 0:07:40.290 --> 0:07:41.190 don't believe that. 0:07:41.510 --> 0:07:41.850 Yeah. 0:07:42.030 --> 0:07:43.970 I don't think so. But I do think that, okay, 0:07:43.990 --> 0:07:50.850 first of all, what we're talking about is the infinite space. 0:07:51.410 --> 0:07:53.540 There could be so many different kinds of aliens. 0:07:53.560 --> 0:07:57.040 Yeah, I think there's no way there's not life out there. 0:07:57.060 --> 0:07:59.760 As far as the life on here, the biggest thing 0:07:59.800 --> 0:08:02.810 that I'm concerned about is that, say like tomorrow, we 0:08:02.830 --> 0:08:04.270 find out there is aliens here. 0:08:04.510 --> 0:08:07.260 The government's been hiding it. They released the files. aliens 0:08:07.320 --> 0:08:07.540 are here. 0:08:07.560 --> 0:08:09.670 They keep trying to tell us and we're like, that's great. 0:08:09.950 --> 0:08:10.110 Yeah. 0:08:10.150 --> 0:08:11.210 Gas is expensive. 0:08:11.310 --> 0:08:11.570 Yeah. 0:08:11.630 --> 0:08:12.770 Can we deal with that first? 0:08:12.910 --> 0:08:13.370 That's the thing. 0:08:13.390 --> 0:08:15.680 Like it's with as much craziness as like happened in 0:08:15.710 --> 0:08:17.100 the world and no one cares. I feel like if 0:08:17.220 --> 0:08:20.570 aliens got revealed. That would have been such huge news 0:08:20.730 --> 0:08:22.350 in the 50s or 60s or something. But I feel 0:08:22.370 --> 0:08:23.130 like we just wouldn't care. 0:08:23.170 --> 0:08:23.750 We'd move on. 0:08:24.010 --> 0:08:24.290 Yeah. 0:08:24.390 --> 0:08:26.000 People would see it and they'd be like, oh, that's cool. 0:08:26.010 --> 0:08:27.330 And then go back to watching their TikTok. 0:08:27.360 --> 0:08:27.680 Exactly. 0:08:27.690 --> 0:08:28.560 And that makes me sad. 0:08:28.860 --> 0:08:30.700 No, it does make me sad. And I feel bad 0:08:30.720 --> 0:08:32.920 for the aliens because I feel like they missed their moment. 0:08:33.120 --> 0:08:35.380 They would have really made a splash if it was... 0:08:35.600 --> 0:08:37.120 It's one of those things where sometimes you see a 0:08:37.179 --> 0:08:39.460 singer or whatever and you're like, ah, they were ahead 0:08:39.500 --> 0:08:43.840 of their time. They're behind their time. They should have 0:08:44.120 --> 0:08:48.890 done it by now. And now, unfortunately... We are way 0:08:48.910 --> 0:08:51.300 too concerned with lettuce giving us diarrhea. 0:08:51.420 --> 0:08:51.920 Exactly. 0:08:51.940 --> 0:08:54.520 That we're all just sitting on the toilet being like, 0:08:54.700 --> 0:08:58.490 we don't care about the aliens. Someone cure this parasite. 0:08:58.500 --> 0:08:58.670 Yeah. 0:08:58.790 --> 0:09:01.030 Aliens, they teased that album too long. Now no one's interested. 0:09:01.190 --> 0:09:03.770 Exactly. Yeah. That's exactly what it is. 0:09:03.950 --> 0:09:06.090 Aliens are in the Kia asylum right now, basically. 0:09:06.370 --> 0:09:06.930 They're in the what? 0:09:07.010 --> 0:09:07.790 The Kia asylum. 0:09:08.040 --> 0:09:08.960 I forgot what that means. 0:09:09.540 --> 0:09:11.920 Oh, so it's based off the singer who's actually pronounced Kaya. 0:09:11.940 --> 0:09:12.400 Kaya. 0:09:12.420 --> 0:09:14.680 Yeah, because, you know, she had that big hit and 0:09:14.720 --> 0:09:16.490 then everyone just kind of forgot about her. And so 0:09:16.510 --> 0:09:17.910 now a lot of people, like there's like a pop 0:09:17.929 --> 0:09:20.530 star that just can't take off or like has kind 0:09:20.570 --> 0:09:21.690 of faltered and they're in. 0:09:21.670 --> 0:09:22.470 The Kia Asylum. 0:09:22.590 --> 0:09:23.490 I've heard that before. 0:09:23.630 --> 0:09:24.150 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 0:09:24.170 --> 0:09:25.990 Slater's actually getting out of the Kia Asylum right now. 0:09:26.050 --> 0:09:29.059 So shout to her. Yeah, good for her. She's having 0:09:29.080 --> 0:09:29.580 her moment right now. 0:09:29.600 --> 0:09:32.720 That's great. So Las Vegas. 0:09:32.760 --> 0:09:33.439 Yes. Yes. 0:09:34.330 --> 0:09:36.819 Have you been to the Zach Bagans Museum? 0:09:37.360 --> 0:09:38.100 I did. 0:09:38.540 --> 0:09:40.320 That's actually one of the first things I did in Vegas. 0:09:40.460 --> 0:09:42.520 Before I even moved there, we just went out to 0:09:42.540 --> 0:09:46.100 Vegas to kind of look around. I think maybe someone 0:09:46.160 --> 0:09:47.319 told us about it. So we went to go to 0:09:47.340 --> 0:09:51.760 the Zach Bagans Museum. And the stuff there is actually 0:09:51.830 --> 0:09:52.470 really cool. 0:09:52.490 --> 0:09:56.630 They have Ed Gein, things he killed people with, the 0:09:56.670 --> 0:09:59.390 Kevorkian van. They have like, all those, like, haunted, like, 0:09:59.410 --> 0:10:00.189 dolls and things. 0:10:00.350 --> 0:10:03.429 So he has, wait. So he has the van that 0:10:03.530 --> 0:10:06.190 Jack Kevorkian used to. 0:10:06.210 --> 0:10:07.750 Euthanize people with. 0:10:07.770 --> 0:10:08.510 Yes. Yeah. 0:10:08.620 --> 0:10:09.720 He has, like, the van for that. 0:10:09.760 --> 0:10:12.760 There's, like, the pot that Ed Gein supposedly cooked human 0:10:12.780 --> 0:10:17.160 remains in. Like, some of Ted Bundy's, like, murder utensils. 0:10:17.860 --> 0:10:20.340 And like some haunted dolls and things. And like, that's 0:10:20.400 --> 0:10:22.439 all cool. But like, I wish there was like an 0:10:22.540 --> 0:10:24.660 option for that tour where you don't have to listen 0:10:24.679 --> 0:10:25.870 to Zach Bagans the whole time. 0:10:25.880 --> 0:10:27.809 Because it just becomes a little too much. 0:10:27.929 --> 0:10:29.590 Is it like a recorded thing? 0:10:29.929 --> 0:10:31.570 Yeah, because every room you go into, they're playing some 0:10:31.590 --> 0:10:33.189 kind of recording thing. So you go in there and 0:10:33.210 --> 0:10:35.449 there's like these little placards like this is the Dybbuk. 0:10:35.210 --> 0:10:36.770 Box, the most haunted box in the world. 0:10:37.610 --> 0:10:39.260 You know, it's like, you know, people have touched it 0:10:39.290 --> 0:10:41.740 and have felt spirits and the room gets cold or whatever. 0:10:42.580 --> 0:10:44.140 And you're like, wow, that's really cool. And then you 0:10:44.160 --> 0:10:46.620 hear a voice say, this is the most haunted box 0:10:46.840 --> 0:10:47.660 in the world. 0:10:47.920 --> 0:10:48.420 Of course. 0:10:48.559 --> 0:10:51.640 My good friend Post Malone entered this room and here's 0:10:51.710 --> 0:10:53.810 a video of him touching the box. 0:10:54.070 --> 0:10:55.350 See immediately his fear. 0:10:55.370 --> 0:10:57.030 And it's like it takes you out of it a 0:10:57.050 --> 0:10:59.290 little bit. It's like, Zach, give me let me let 0:10:59.309 --> 0:11:01.070 me just soak this in myself a little bit. 0:11:01.110 --> 0:11:01.630 Totally. 0:11:01.710 --> 0:11:03.360 It's like whenever you're on like a go to a 0:11:03.360 --> 0:11:05.380 museum and the tour guide won't shut up about the painting. 0:11:05.440 --> 0:11:06.940 Like, can I just observe it for a minute? 0:11:07.320 --> 0:11:07.920 Yeah. 0:11:07.960 --> 0:11:10.360 This is the most haunted boat in the world. 0:11:10.380 --> 0:11:14.120 This is the pot where Ed Gein used to make 0:11:14.260 --> 0:11:15.370 soup out of people. 0:11:15.690 --> 0:11:19.010 This pot had so many different body parts. People are 0:11:19.070 --> 0:11:22.250 still finding evidence of ones, organs we don't even know about. 0:11:22.270 --> 0:11:23.719 It's like, what are you talking about, Zach? 0:11:23.910 --> 0:11:24.819 That's not a thing. 0:11:24.900 --> 0:11:28.040 Can I just like, let me soak this moment in. Zach, stop. 0:11:28.240 --> 0:11:28.620 Yeah. 0:11:29.510 --> 0:11:31.880 So you didn't get cursed because Post Malone got cursed 0:11:32.380 --> 0:11:33.059 when he went there. 0:11:33.100 --> 0:11:35.100 We didn't touch the Dybbuk box. It was like covered 0:11:35.120 --> 0:11:37.260 in like a big glass case. I think it was 0:11:37.320 --> 0:11:41.319 too haunted. So it's probably in our best interest because 0:11:41.340 --> 0:11:42.760 they're like, you can look at it, but you can't 0:11:42.800 --> 0:11:44.950 touch it. Otherwise, we'll end up like his good friend 0:11:44.970 --> 0:11:45.449 Post Malone. 0:11:45.470 --> 0:11:47.069 His dear friend Post Malone. 0:11:47.170 --> 0:11:48.829 I'm not exaggerating when I say that is what the 0:11:48.870 --> 0:11:51.030 voiceover said. And they had a whole video of him 0:11:51.070 --> 0:11:52.429 touching the box and getting scared. 0:11:52.490 --> 0:11:56.230 But it's a very popular attraction. I've seen billboards when 0:11:56.250 --> 0:11:58.330 I'm there that are like, this is the number one. 0:11:59.390 --> 0:12:01.229 The Haunted Museum in Vegas. 0:12:01.929 --> 0:12:02.609 I think it's worth it. 0:12:03.429 --> 0:12:06.610 Whether you're someone that's super into the paranormal or scary stuff, 0:12:06.710 --> 0:12:09.250 or even if you're just kind of like that history, 0:12:09.309 --> 0:12:11.270 dark history and stuff, it's a cool place. 0:12:11.480 --> 0:12:12.100 Highly recommend. 0:12:12.200 --> 0:12:14.199 So what do you believe? Do you believe in this stuff? 0:12:14.840 --> 0:12:20.000 So I'm somebody that's like, I would be like atheist 0:12:20.059 --> 0:12:23.660 in regards to like ghosts and things like that. But 0:12:23.860 --> 0:12:26.800 I just had some experiences as a child that made 0:12:26.820 --> 0:12:28.980 me a little more like, agnostic about it where it's 0:12:29.000 --> 0:12:31.520 like I just cannot explain like these things. 0:12:31.400 --> 0:12:33.420 That I've experienced like I've seen. 0:12:33.559 --> 0:12:34.599 Okay what happened? 0:12:35.100 --> 0:12:37.830 So like most everything happened like whenever I was a child. 0:12:38.120 --> 0:12:39.210 This is Arkansas. 0:12:39.250 --> 0:12:41.570 Yeah back in Arkansas because like my Were you raised religious? 0:12:42.170 --> 0:12:44.870 I was but it doesn't really factor in like too much. 0:12:45.010 --> 0:12:45.270 Okay. 0:12:45.929 --> 0:12:49.740 But you grew up like Catholic so you grew up 0:12:49.910 --> 0:12:52.280 day one they're like there's a ghost that you need 0:12:52.300 --> 0:12:52.980 to be aware of. 0:12:53.100 --> 0:12:53.640 Yeah. 0:12:54.720 --> 0:12:56.540 No my family they lived out in the middle of 0:12:56.600 --> 0:12:59.459 nowhere like my grandma when she moved to Arkansas, they 0:12:59.500 --> 0:13:00.720 got like land, it's like. 0:13:01.100 --> 0:13:03.980 Arkansas, Oklahoma border out in the middle of nowhere. 0:13:04.059 --> 0:13:04.780 I'm already scared. 0:13:04.860 --> 0:13:05.100 Yeah. 0:13:05.140 --> 0:13:07.840 It's like, so it's like the nearest neighbor is like 0:13:07.860 --> 0:13:10.260 at least like a mile away and the land is 0:13:10.280 --> 0:13:12.800 like surrounded by trees and which half of them are 0:13:12.820 --> 0:13:15.280 like dead, like barely any leaves. It's very scary, especially 0:13:15.300 --> 0:13:18.339 as a child. And we lived like in a little 0:13:18.700 --> 0:13:22.059 trailer on the land and my bedroom window, which didn't 0:13:22.100 --> 0:13:23.939 have a curtain, just looked out into the woods. 0:13:24.820 --> 0:13:25.440 Already not good. 0:13:26.140 --> 0:13:29.079 You should not subject your child to having a view 0:13:29.140 --> 0:13:29.920 of the woods at night. 0:13:29.960 --> 0:13:30.760 It's not good for you. 0:13:30.850 --> 0:13:34.290 Now, do they say, like, Bigfoot or anything is going 0:13:34.370 --> 0:13:34.950 on over there? 0:13:35.690 --> 0:13:37.870 There was some myth for Arkansas. I can't remember what 0:13:37.910 --> 0:13:40.090 it was, though. We do have some kind of Arkansas cryptid. 0:13:40.110 --> 0:13:40.950 I might have to look it up. 0:13:41.230 --> 0:13:41.930 Yeah, let's see. 0:13:42.130 --> 0:13:43.990 Arkansas does have a cryptid. I can't remember what it is, though. 0:13:45.450 --> 0:13:45.970 Okay. 0:13:46.510 --> 0:13:47.189 It is. 0:13:49.120 --> 0:13:50.840 The metamorphosis. 0:13:51.179 --> 0:13:51.860 Oh, my gosh. 0:13:52.940 --> 0:13:55.080 The Fook Monster. 0:13:55.100 --> 0:13:56.040 Fook Monster. 0:13:56.179 --> 0:13:59.969 The Fook Monster, the Ozark Howler. Oh, that sounds familiar. 0:14:00.020 --> 0:14:01.370 Or there's the Gowrow. 0:14:01.710 --> 0:14:03.790 I don't know about the Fook Monster or the Gowrow, 0:14:03.809 --> 0:14:06.550 but the Howler, that does sound familiar. 0:14:06.570 --> 0:14:07.790 The Ozark Howler. 0:14:07.809 --> 0:14:10.170 Yeah, because I grew up near the Ozarks, and I've 0:14:10.190 --> 0:14:11.030 definitely heard of that. 0:14:11.130 --> 0:14:14.930 Okay, so this is on Wikipedia page, which is great. 0:14:14.970 --> 0:14:15.750 I'll tell you no, it's legit. 0:14:16.220 --> 0:14:20.760 So it says the Ozark howler is a cryptid of 0:14:21.000 --> 0:14:28.390 Arkansas and the Ozarks. According to tradition, the creature is bear-like. 0:14:31.170 --> 0:14:37.310 Bear-like in shape with a dark-colored shaggy coat. Local traditions 0:14:37.370 --> 0:14:41.790 and documented sightings preserve the mystique of the Ozark howler, 0:14:42.190 --> 0:14:46.350 even if some people think it's a myth or misidentified species. 0:14:47.050 --> 0:14:49.240 So did you ever see the Ozark howler or hear 0:14:49.290 --> 0:14:49.860 it howling? 0:14:50.080 --> 0:14:51.040 I did not hear the Ozark howler. 0:14:51.080 --> 0:14:54.320 I did hear weird noises at night, though. Again, being 0:14:54.360 --> 0:14:57.280 near the woods, I'd hear noises. I'd hear things scuffling around. 0:14:57.360 --> 0:14:59.720 I'd see coyotes, shadows of them and stuff. 0:14:59.880 --> 0:15:00.420 Terrifying. 0:15:00.460 --> 0:15:04.200 There was one instance in particular where I was going 0:15:04.280 --> 0:15:06.990 out and our... Trash can was like at the end 0:15:07.010 --> 0:15:09.790 of the driveway, like quarter mile down the road. And 0:15:09.990 --> 0:15:11.070 so in the middle of the night, I'm walking down 0:15:11.090 --> 0:15:13.610 with trash bags and like maybe a mile away into 0:15:13.630 --> 0:15:16.850 the woods, I hear the sound of a woman screaming. 0:15:19.030 --> 0:15:19.220 Okay. 0:15:19.240 --> 0:15:22.520 I always say with woods, you should never hear someone 0:15:22.580 --> 0:15:24.180 screaming or running. 0:15:24.540 --> 0:15:24.720 Yeah. 0:15:24.920 --> 0:15:27.800 If you just see someone running in the woods or 0:15:27.860 --> 0:15:28.980 screaming either. 0:15:29.000 --> 0:15:31.200 What's going on? The hair on my arm is scaring 0:15:31.220 --> 0:15:32.900 me out because it scared me. Just thinking about it 0:15:32.920 --> 0:15:35.229 is actually making me scared again. Because, like, it's the 0:15:35.250 --> 0:15:37.670 middle of the night and, like, it was far enough 0:15:37.730 --> 0:15:40.730 away to where, like, it's not, like, coming from my 0:15:40.750 --> 0:15:42.410 house or anything like that. But it's not far enough 0:15:42.490 --> 0:15:44.710 away to be, like, a neighbor's house or something. 0:15:45.840 --> 0:15:47.100 So what's she doing out there? 0:15:47.300 --> 0:15:48.040 Yeah. 0:15:48.200 --> 0:15:50.380 That's Ozark Howler dinner. 0:15:50.440 --> 0:15:50.580 Yeah. 0:15:50.680 --> 0:15:52.080 And a lot of people will say, like, oh, it's 0:15:52.100 --> 0:15:54.080 probably just, like, a bobcat because bobcats make noise like 0:15:54.120 --> 0:15:56.520 that or a mountain lion, cougars, things like that. Oh, yeah. 0:15:56.620 --> 0:15:57.000 But, like. 0:15:57.610 --> 0:15:59.989 I don't know, like, I've looked, listened to audio of, like, 0:16:00.030 --> 0:16:01.850 those noises, and I'm like, no, this was, like, a 0:16:01.930 --> 0:16:02.510 woman screaming. 0:16:02.530 --> 0:16:06.480 Like, a horror movie, like, scream. And I, like, I just, like, 0:16:06.520 --> 0:16:08.980 dropped the trash bags and, like, ran back inside. But, like, 0:16:09.050 --> 0:16:10.300 it scared the shit out of me. 0:16:10.320 --> 0:16:12.400 Do they say bobcats sound like a lady screaming? 0:16:12.420 --> 0:16:13.800 I can't remember if it's bobcat. I think it's cougars, 0:16:13.820 --> 0:16:15.220 like mountain lions and cougars. It's the same thing. 0:16:15.280 --> 0:16:15.660 Cougars? 0:16:16.060 --> 0:16:16.320 Yeah. 0:16:16.360 --> 0:16:19.060 Oh, hey, young man. Yeah. 0:16:20.140 --> 0:16:21.740 And, you know, it terrified me as a young lad, 0:16:21.780 --> 0:16:23.990 you know. There's cougars out there. 0:16:24.020 --> 0:16:25.470 I know. I've heard stories. 0:16:25.870 --> 0:16:28.250