Speaker 1: You're listening to Comedy Central. Thank you. America has a
Speaker 1: problem with food. You guys want your food to be
Speaker 1: cheap and fast, but also to be fresh and healthy.
Speaker 1: That's too many things, Okay, you can't have both. It's
Speaker 1: like racial diversity at a ski lodge. It doesn't exist.
Speaker 1: And when Americans don't get everything they expect from their food,
Speaker 1: you end up with dumb lawsuits like this one. The
Speaker 1: Ready Ego reports on a five million dollar class action
Speaker 1: lawsuit that accuses Godiva of misleading consumers. The suit says
Speaker 1: Godiva's packaging reads Belgium, complying the chocolate is made there,
Speaker 1: when it's actually made in Reading, Pennsylvania. Godiva says the
Speaker 1: Belgian brand is proud of its roots and the company's
Speaker 1: logo reflects the spirit. Come on, guys, you're telling me
Speaker 1: the Americans care that the chocolate isn't from Belgium. I'll
Speaker 1: give you the money myself if you can show me
Speaker 1: what Belgium is on the map. But so good, dive out.
Speaker 1: Why are you tricking people about where your chocolate is from?
Speaker 1: Nobody cares. You could say that was made in bunny
Speaker 1: sand a shoe and people would still eat it. Okay,
Speaker 1: people love chocolate so much that really won'ta killed kids,
Speaker 1: and we didn't even care because he made chocolate. Americans
Speaker 1: are so entitled. Not only does a cheap food have
Speaker 1: to be exotic, they also wanted to be organic, like
Speaker 1: this lady. A Bronx woman is suing t g I
Speaker 1: Fridays for five million dollars, claiming the restaurants potato skin
Speaker 1: snacks aren't actually made of potatoes. The potato skin snacks
Speaker 1: come in bags, they're sold in stores and venting machines
Speaker 1: across the country. The woman says she bought the snack
Speaker 1: at a Bronx bodega, but says she wouldn't have made
Speaker 1: the purchase if she knew the product didn't contain real potato.
Speaker 1: She claims the food is miss branded and not as
Speaker 1: healthy as the restaurant's popular appetizer. Okay, so I get
Speaker 1: where this lady is coming from. I would also be
Speaker 1: pissed because you can't sell us snack called potato skins
Speaker 1: if it doesn't have any potatoes in it. Okay, imagine
Speaker 1: if you've got tickets to Beyonce concert and when you
Speaker 1: got that I came out, you'll be furious. Why because
Speaker 1: you're not ready for the jelly. But still, how is
Speaker 1: this lady suing for five million dollars? Like, how much
Speaker 1: does she spend on these potato skins? Four dollars? Okay, well,
Speaker 1: then she gets the fall to dollars back. Okay. In fact,
Speaker 1: you know what, here's here's a ten can go by
Speaker 1: yourself thirty seconds of therapy. I mean, honestly, who's expecting
Speaker 1: food from t g I Fridays. They give you two appetizers,
Speaker 1: two entrees, and two desserts all for twenty bucks. That's
Speaker 1: not a meal, that's a yard sale. Again, we don't
Speaker 1: need a lawsuit. Just give the lady her money back,
Speaker 1: and t g I Fridays you can still call them
Speaker 1: potato skins. You just have to put a question mark
Speaker 1: at the end. Yeah, that way, you're not just selling
Speaker 1: a snack, You're selling a mystery. Seriously, America, you can't
Speaker 1: keep suing everything. Okay. Just accept the fact that everyone
Speaker 1: is lying to you. Companies are lying to the government
Speaker 1: is lying to you. Your wife is cheating on you.
Speaker 1: With me. Nothing is real. Okay, you can't even trust water.
Speaker 1: A judge has given new life to a class action
Speaker 1: lawsuit accusing Poland Spring of selling water that's sourced from
Speaker 1: wells and not springs. A ruled last week that an
Speaker 1: amended complaint can proceed with claims in eight states. Poland
Speaker 1: Springs corporate parent, Connecticut based Nestlee Waters North America reiterated
Speaker 1: Tuesday that it's a meritless lawsuit and said the judge's
Speaker 1: decision doesn't undermine its confidence. That's right. A woman is
Speaker 1: mad that Poland spring water doesn't come from a spring,
Speaker 1: comes from a well. Yeah. I just told the people
Speaker 1: in Flint, Michigan about this story, and they said to
Speaker 1: go yourself seriously. Who actually thinks Poland spring water comes
Speaker 1: from a spring in Poland? Do you also think your
Speaker 1: smart water went to m I t it's all marketing. Although,
Speaker 1: to be fair, CVS water does come from CVS Okay,
Speaker 1: locally sourced from the CVS break from toilet. Look, I
Speaker 1: think America would have fuel lawsuits if people were more
Speaker 1: skeptical what they put in their bodies in the first place.
Speaker 1: If you ask me, this is just a scheme people
Speaker 1: are using to try and get rich, which is why
Speaker 1: I'm also joining in. Trevor, I am suing you consider
Speaker 1: yourself served? What why because the food you left in
Speaker 1: the fridge today wasn't organic and I almost didn't finish it. Wait,
Speaker 1: what do you mean the food? That was my food?
Speaker 1: You ate my lunch? Running, that was my luncher. Trevor
Speaker 1: will let the courts decide, Running, Charing Everybody, The Daily
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