Speaker 1: The next thing I would like to do where I
Speaker 1: feel a little dangerous to get a second hole in
Speaker 1: my ear. Calm Down with Erin and Carissa is a
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Speaker 2: I gotta tell you, the breaking questions have been great, guys,
Speaker 2: keep them coming because, as you know, for those of
Speaker 2: you longtime listeners first time callers, it really induces a
Speaker 2: lot of conversation. And this first one again our favorite anonymous.
Speaker 2: My sister named her friend Guardian over my nephew in
Speaker 2: an emergency. How do I get over this? Well? This
Speaker 2: is similar to when my sister didn't make me her
Speaker 2: maid of honor in her first wedding, and then she
Speaker 2: made me made of honor in her second wedding because
Speaker 2: the first wedding had to fallout with the maid of honor.
Speaker 1: Let's just say she was made of dishonor.
Speaker 2: He he, And so my sister in her second wedding
Speaker 2: was like, oh, you could be my maid of honor
Speaker 2: now I'm like, oh, by default?
Speaker 1: Why because the last one was a disaster.
Speaker 2: No thanks. I almost didn't want to go to the wedding.
Speaker 2: I was like, you should have seen me. I was
Speaker 2: she listened to this podcast. Hi, Jen, if you're listening,
Speaker 2: she knows I'll tell you what she was listening for.
Speaker 2: Was my reception speech. If you thought this wedding was good,
Speaker 2: you should have seen her first one. At that point,
Speaker 2: my mom went like this to me, that's enough. How
Speaker 2: long was the speech in my head? It was thirty seconds.
Speaker 2: Apparently it went on for three minutes. This is after
Speaker 2: I fell on my way up to make the speech
Speaker 2: and grabbed the microphone and said score from the Russian
Speaker 2: judge ten.
Speaker 1: It was there's there's a common theme with you at weddings.
Speaker 1: You also ate shit at my wedding too wide my
Speaker 1: dad said, he was just one of the most unbelievable
Speaker 1: moments ever. On the dance, wedding goes, there's Chrissa coming around,
Speaker 1: white soup.
Speaker 2: You're busy changing into your seventh jumper, which was amazing.
Speaker 2: I was looking for a blanket for Larry and all
Speaker 2: I wanted to do was damps. Okay, I missed the
Speaker 2: shot skis and I was upset. So anyways, Anonymous, back
Speaker 2: to your original question. Sorry, my sister named her friend
Speaker 2: Guardian over my nephew in an emergency.
Speaker 1: How do I get over this? I don't know.
Speaker 2: I mean imagine Tendra, I don't know. I don't know
Speaker 2: how you would handle that. You have a child, so
Speaker 2: I've heard.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I that's hard because even with the will situation,
Speaker 1: and maybe this is something for the big show, it's
Speaker 1: kind of like we have multiple options, like for right now,
Speaker 1: if we die, who gets him? If we die later
Speaker 1: down the road, like it's like a whole it's a conversation. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you get wasted safe from the show. Okay, I don't know.
Speaker 2: Am I falling between the sixth and twenty four months?
Speaker 2: Or am I twenty four months to I don't know.
Speaker 2: And by the way, why would you do in twenty
Speaker 2: four months, say two years? What we've got to stop
Speaker 2: the month's thing after one year? Don't tell me the
Speaker 2: kids eighteen months now, I'm like twelve.
Speaker 1: I was busy. Oh I can't even do math for
Speaker 1: my football games. I can't do that. I don't worry
Speaker 1: I won't be able to do that. Wait, they kick
Speaker 1: to field gold.
Speaker 3: That's okay, okay, all right, Ali bo seven Ali bones.
Speaker 1: I don't know if this is sexual or what it is? Ea.
Speaker 1: Are you getting any other tats or staying with just this?
Speaker 1: For those pehop that don't know.
Speaker 2: Aaron has one tattoo and it says this, I still
Speaker 2: don't know what it's about.
Speaker 1: I don't either, I in fact don't remember getting it.
Speaker 3: You know what.
Speaker 1: I'm not in any hurry, But I would like to
Speaker 1: bring something up that I would like to do. You
Speaker 1: just get one that says that this and that I
Speaker 1: want you to get that one with me? Put it right? Tattoos?
Speaker 1: What's that?
Speaker 3: This?
Speaker 2: And that?
Speaker 1: I would like to bring something up, something I would
Speaker 1: like to get done. Next. I'm gonna talk about something
Speaker 1: on the Big Show. This is a tease. I did
Speaker 1: something to my face and you're gonna be like, you're
Speaker 1: so stupid. It's not that big of a deal. But anything,
Speaker 1: I'm such a square that anything I do is kind
Speaker 1: of like WHOA for me. I get nervous. So the
Speaker 1: next thing, and we'll talk about that on the Big Show.
Speaker 1: But the next thing I would like to do where
Speaker 1: I feel a little dangerous, to get a second hole
Speaker 1: in my ear.
Speaker 2: Where I feel a little dangerous. This girl has had
Speaker 2: Let's see, we're gonna be. I'm not even gonna say
Speaker 2: our age. We're gonna be and you're not double pierced
Speaker 2: your ears. Never, I mean, do you want to go
Speaker 2: to Claire's. I'll drive back, and you didn't go to
Speaker 2: Claire's with you? Right now, I want.
Speaker 1: These fun earrings that Jillian has, the hanging down ones. Yeah, Rachel,
Speaker 1: when you're so low, only have one hole. Yeah, you're
Speaker 1: next hole in my head? Oh shit, we're next. Sorry
Speaker 1: I got sidetracked there.
Speaker 2: Lisa van Derveer ever laughed during a massage or feel awkward, Yeah,
Speaker 2: I also strike up a conversation with the massuse. I'm like, so,
Speaker 2: how's your day going? And then they're like, oh good,
Speaker 2: You're like my third massage, Like don't your hands get tired?
Speaker 2: And they're like yeah, And I'm like, well, what was
Speaker 2: your last massage? And so now I'm having a full
Speaker 2: on conversation with this person. I had one massage therapist.
Speaker 2: I don't really feel like we need to say massage therapists,
Speaker 2: but whatever, messus have a coughing fit and you would
Speaker 2: have hated this. You would have walked out in two seconds.
Speaker 2: You would have said, whoa, my god are you? I
Speaker 2: was like I felt so bad, you know when the
Speaker 2: cough is coming on, and it's like there was like
Speaker 2: the tickle and the throat. So she's like and then
Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm like, oh, here we go. Like and
Speaker 2: now she's trying to suppress it. Well, this isn't good.
Speaker 2: So now she's almost like choking herself because she's trying
Speaker 2: not to cough.
Speaker 1: I finally go, don't even worry about it. She's like thanks.
Speaker 1: She walks out of the room. Poor woman walks back in.
Speaker 2: She's like, I'm so sorry. I'm just getting over bronchitis. Well,
Speaker 2: I don't know if we should be back at work. Okay,
Speaker 2: I don't know if this is the time you got
Speaker 2: a mask back that you got to like log the hours.
Speaker 1: And the whole thing.
Speaker 2: What I wanted to say was I'm just going to
Speaker 2: give you the tip and skidada out of here, But
Speaker 2: then I felt bad because I know she felt bad,
Speaker 2: so I just stayed there. So to answer your question, Lisa,
Speaker 2: I haven't ever laughed in a massage, but I get
Speaker 2: really invested in the individual that's giving me the massage,
Speaker 2: and the therapist has had an episode.
Speaker 1: But I would definitely not ask for the scout massage
Speaker 1: after that part. But I was gonna say, you know how,
Speaker 1: back in the day whoa, the light's better when we
Speaker 1: were all flying during COVID. And when's the best time
Speaker 1: to take a plane ride? When's it not? You know
Speaker 1: you or they just say you know. Sometimes the plane
Speaker 1: is cleaner in the morning versus like mid afternoon a
Speaker 1: plane gets dingier. When do you think the best time
Speaker 1: is to book a massage therapist? Because, like you said,
Speaker 1: that could have been her fourth of the day. I
Speaker 1: can speak and her fingers are tired, right, I think
Speaker 1: you want to be second.
Speaker 2: I think you wanted to warm up one and then
Speaker 2: you want to get in on the second one. Have
Speaker 2: you owned Jared ever had couples massages like the same room?
Speaker 2: We've talked about this. I think they're so stupid. Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: I can't remember if we talked about it. I think
Speaker 2: I'm not into it either.
Speaker 1: No, because it's like, are the massage therapists thinking you
Speaker 1: want to have a sensuous experience together? Like I don't
Speaker 1: want to be talking to him during it. I want
Speaker 1: time to zn out. You know, you know what I
Speaker 1: don't need.
Speaker 2: I don't need the bathtub in the couple's massage area.
Speaker 2: Who are the people I need to know? Who are
Speaker 2: the people like hey, let's just hop in there together. Like, no,
Speaker 2: we're not taking a bath, And who are the people
Speaker 2: that dig baths in hotel rooms?
Speaker 1: I was just going to ask you this. No, I
Speaker 1: know I can't fit in any of them anyways.
Speaker 2: I just need to know who are you? And like
Speaker 2: are we cleaning it before?
Speaker 1: Like you get in?
Speaker 2: And like is that the only time you can take
Speaker 2: a bath? So you have to take it at the hotel?
Speaker 1: Why you're gonna use all your clorox wipes from the
Speaker 1: plane to clean the bathtub? No? Oh, I don't want
Speaker 1: to see the film on there, all right, Dario Gonzalez,
Speaker 1: What should I do if I give more than I
Speaker 1: receive in a relationship? Tell them be honest, say I'm
Speaker 1: giving too much of myself. What are you doing for me?
Speaker 1: In what way? Do you mean? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Well I think, I mean, I don't know. I'm all
Speaker 2: about communication. I did this the other day. I told
Speaker 2: you about this, Steve. I don't normally do Steve's laundry.
Speaker 2: And you're an adult man, like you can do your
Speaker 2: own laundry. It's not like we have children, so like
Speaker 2: I'm busy doing Like you could just just do your
Speaker 2: own laundry, like There's some plenty of things that I'll
Speaker 2: do around the house for you, but like laundry isn't
Speaker 2: one of them. I also feel like it's like intimate.
Speaker 2: I don't want to see your laundry. You need to
Speaker 2: see mine, Like just separation there sure, church and state,
Speaker 2: church and state. Yeah, but here at the ranch, like
Speaker 2: I don't know, for whatever reason, I feel more domesticated.
Speaker 1: So I'm roughing it. I'm roughing it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll do your laundry when I'm here. I had
Speaker 2: done his laundry for I'm not getting like weeks at
Speaker 2: a time. This fool never said thank you, not one time.
Speaker 2: Every time I like put the clothes away whatever. So
Speaker 2: I was like okay, and I had had enough, and
Speaker 2: I was like no acknowledgment of doing the laundry just
Speaker 2: and kept calling it.
Speaker 1: Oh, look at clean.
Speaker 2: He'd called it clean clothes mountain clean clothes, mountains getting
Speaker 2: bigger and bigger, and I'm like still with no thank
Speaker 2: you or no gratitude of like, oh, the clothes are
Speaker 2: just stacking up, but like you're not recognizing that, like
Speaker 2: you because I washed a lot of clothes here, Like
Speaker 2: there's no like go out and then wear those clothes tomorrow,
Speaker 2: like you're washing them immediately. So I said, okay, I
Speaker 2: took all of his dirty clothes one day. I threw
Speaker 2: him all over the bathroom floor upstairs. We were leaving
Speaker 2: the next day, and so I go back upstairs, all
Speaker 2: the clothes still on the floor. I go, you didn't
Speaker 2: want to pick those up? He goes, oh, I didn't
Speaker 2: know if you were doing something with those. Oh, you
Speaker 2: didn't know if I was doing something with your dirty clothes. No.
Speaker 2: I was trying to make a statement that I've washed
Speaker 2: your clothes for the last three weeks and you have
Speaker 2: not said thank you one time. And he's like, oh, so, Dario,
Speaker 2: to answer your question.
Speaker 1: If you this seems to be the theme today.
Speaker 2: If you are feeling like you're not getting the recognition
Speaker 2: for what it is that you're doing, make a statement
Speaker 2: like that and see if they notice.
Speaker 1: Did he ever thank you?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: He goes, oh, I'm so sorry, Yeah, thank you. But
Speaker 1: I'm like, well, what the hell took so long? Exactly?
Speaker 2: What did you You're just your shit's all over the
Speaker 2: floor and you're just gonna leave it.
Speaker 1: So you know what that you know what that brings
Speaker 1: up for the big show you'll leave it on the
Speaker 1: stairs and do you bring it up? Have we talked
Speaker 1: about that we yet? In my and andrews uh huh
Speaker 1: yea yeah, we're going to talk about it on the
Speaker 1: Big Show. I have a whole thing with that.
Speaker 2: You had to walk over the item to go up
Speaker 2: the stairs and you couldn't just pick it up.
Speaker 1: My God, is that it to be nail them all? Oh? No?
Speaker 2: Anonymous separate checking account? Okay, after married, I need my
Speaker 2: own spending money. Girl, God, whoever the answer is I
Speaker 2: believe in separate checking accounts when married, because they're going
Speaker 2: to try to take it anyways. No, I'm yes, I see.
Speaker 2: I'm a big believer in separate checking accounts for a
Speaker 2: couple different reasons. If I want to buy you a
Speaker 2: birthday present, I don't want it to come out of
Speaker 2: the joint checking and then you're like, oh, my god,
Speaker 2: why did you spend all that money? Which I agree
Speaker 2: going to because I'm a very generous gift giver.
Speaker 1: No, I wanted to come.
Speaker 2: I want it to be my own money that comes in,
Speaker 2: and I don't want you to question what I'm spending
Speaker 2: money on.
Speaker 1: I agree, I don't want to see what that bell
Speaker 1: Air membership costs now. I don't want to see what
Speaker 1: it costs to play there on a day with the fellas.
Speaker 1: I don't want to know. And I don't want you
Speaker 1: to see what my day was like, you know, with
Speaker 1: the goals? Were those gals? I don't know, but I
Speaker 1: don't want you to see it.
Speaker 2: You don't want to see the tattoo parlor. No, nothing,
Speaker 2: not even letters for it. I don't remember Jackie your post.
Speaker 2: Aaron Andrews skips out on tattoo Parlor.
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