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Speaker 1: I'm Bradley Johnson. What's one eight hundred duy away? Not

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Speaker 1: getting behind the wheel after drinking is the best choice,

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Speaker 1: but if you're pulled over, the next best choice it's

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Speaker 1: to call one eight hundred duy away on the twenties five. Hello, Hi,

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Speaker 1: is this Angela? Yes? It is hey, Angela. My name

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Speaker 1: is Dylan, and your mom gave me your number. Okay, Hi,

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Speaker 1: she said that she said you were a single and

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Speaker 1: recently got out of a long term relationship. Yes. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and well I've never even actually been in a relationship before,

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Speaker 1: so she thought we would be a good match, and

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Speaker 1: she just said to call you up. So here I am. Hi.

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Speaker 1: Can I ask you? How do you know my mom?

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Speaker 1: Of course you can. It's a crazy story. So I

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Speaker 1: took her order at fast food drive through a couple

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Speaker 1: of days ago. Okay, your mom's funny. She's a crack up,

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Speaker 1: isn't she she is? Did you know that she likes

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Speaker 1: to catch up on her fries? Yeah, she totally does.

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Speaker 1: She just started a conversation with you at the drive through. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: she's coming through drive through. We struck up a conversation. Okay,

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Speaker 1: you know she did you know that she is a

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Speaker 1: big fan of sault Um. She's yeah sure, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: She's like extra salt for the fries please, And I

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Speaker 1: was like, I can do that, mam. Yeah, your mom is.

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Speaker 1: She's kookie, but in a good way. You know, Dylan,

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Speaker 1: I actually have to go. Can I call you back later?

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Speaker 1: You know another thing about your mom. Her car is

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Speaker 1: actually pretty clean for somebody who eats fast food at

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Speaker 1: the drive through quite a bit. Oh boy, could I

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Speaker 1: tell you stories or yeah you looked in her car? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's pretty clean. You know. When we go out, I

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Speaker 1: could tell you so many horror stories from people with

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Speaker 1: all kinds of junk in their back seat. The thing

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Speaker 1: you don't think about when you go through the drive

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Speaker 1: through is that I'm like way up there so I

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Speaker 1: can see right into the car. Yeah, yeah, no, I

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Speaker 1: didn't think about it like that. Yeah. Yeah, you know.

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Speaker 1: I'm actually late for an appointment. Can I call you back?

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Speaker 1: I'll call you back, Yeah sure. I just want to

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Speaker 1: say one more thing about your mom. She's really not

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Speaker 1: that good of a kisser. I don't know. You probably

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Speaker 1: don't know that one you kissed my mom? Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: asked her out and then wed what Yeah, we hooked

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Speaker 1: up at my place, but it was you know, just okay, no, no,

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Speaker 1: I've had better I have Okay, Dylan, this that's I'm

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Speaker 1: I'm in shock. I like, my mom's been divorced for

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Speaker 1: a couple of years, but three years. Yeah, she told

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Speaker 1: me all about it. Three years. I know she doesn't

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Speaker 1: do that type of stuff and did she She wouldn't

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Speaker 1: she hooked up. Yeah, she said she doesn't do it often,

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Speaker 1: which is why I'm guessing it wasn't very good. Good

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Speaker 1: thing about her though. She's honest and she knew it

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Speaker 1: wasn't that great. And she was like, you should totally

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Speaker 1: call my daughter. What Yeah, no, okay, she hooked up

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Speaker 1: and then she gave you my number. Yeah. Yeah. She

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Speaker 1: was like, I want you to prank phone call my daughter.

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Speaker 1: And I was like, true, I can do that. You're funny.

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Speaker 1: You want a prank call? Yeah? She was like, you

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Speaker 1: should prank phone call my daughter Angela. So I did.

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Speaker 1: She is a character is a prank call? Oh yeah, sorry,

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Speaker 1: this is actually Jewil from brook and Jewil in the

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Speaker 1: Morning doing a phone tap on you. Your mom, Heidi

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Speaker 1: set you up. She told me that you were down

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Speaker 1: in the dumps about your ex boyfriend, and she wanted

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Speaker 1: to cheer you up a little bit. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: oh my god. Okay, when you said that you kissed

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Speaker 1: my mom, I don't know whether to be disgusted or

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Speaker 1: oh my god, she did not just tell you to

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Speaker 1: do yeah. Yeah, Well, and the thing about the kiss,

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Speaker 1: that's all real. No, it's not. I don't believe you.

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Speaker 1: Week up every morning with the twenties point five