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Speaker 2: I'm just a brutally honest guy, am I there?

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Speaker 1: I heard that honesty is the best policy. That's what

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but if you're gonna if you're gonna be honest,

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Speaker 3: I think assholes disguise themselves an honesty to be assholes.

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Speaker 1: Wow, they've they've bastardized, they've blasphemized.

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Speaker 3: The they think they're the Cape Crusader over here. I'm

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Speaker 2: That is accurate.

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Speaker 3: That's like how like super like Superman's like I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: The Incredibles was accurate, Like the city would be suing

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Speaker 3: Please make please no. Also on the baby name and stuff. Yeah, quickly.

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Speaker 3: I think it would be a great idea to let

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Speaker 1: Put in the comments if you agree. Would you let

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Speaker 1: your kid name themselves? Yeah, basically by the like to.

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Speaker 3: The name and to start with, and then they can

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Speaker 3: name themselves at seven and start using that name and like,

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Speaker 3: To our team. That's the infertility jackpot right there. You

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Speaker 3: can't have kids forever and then too, right there?

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Speaker 2: That is true.

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Speaker 3: That is like a gallon gun.

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Speaker 1: The only better jackpots octuplets.

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Speaker 3: Octuplets. Dam dude. I was talking to someone. They're like, yeah,

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Speaker 3: you can have eight babies naturally. Like think of octobi.

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Speaker 3: They're like, girl, octobom natural? You do not having eight

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Speaker 2: She It can't have been right. I don't know.

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Speaker 3: It is artificial fertilization. You cannot have babies naturally.

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Speaker 2: I mean maybe, so.

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Speaker 3: Bro, look at this picture.

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Speaker 1: Someone in history and human history has had to have

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Speaker 3: Okay, so all fourteen fourteen of children are born through

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Speaker 3: IVF treatments. Okay, there you go.

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Speaker 2: But that's our children, though, Bro, this ain't natural. Wait wait, wait,

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Speaker 3: Is IVY that you cannot get that naturally?

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Speaker 1: Does anyone have octuplets with that ivy? Let's see, let's see.

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Speaker 1: Very few incidents of spontaneous conception of octuplets have been

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Speaker 1: There is some, very few of very few incidences of

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Speaker 2: That means there have been a few.

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Speaker 3: No fucking way.

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Speaker 1: Now, what's the largest multiple births without without IVF? The

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Speaker 2: Eight yes, oh my god.

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Speaker 3: No fucking way, eight eight a. I don't believe that.

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Speaker 3: Hia Soliman is octamom.

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Speaker 3: They had septuplets. Nineteen ninety seven, Kay hadcept tuplets. It's

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Speaker 3: Wait. Wait, Amulian woman was expecting seven babies and she

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Speaker 2: Means they happened. I just need one. God damn.

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Speaker 3: It's not to make it in the podcast.

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Speaker 1: When people asked what she named the boys as up

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Speaker 3: Okay, that sounds normal, terrible name. How dare you Sean?

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Speaker 3: Yes? Sean White true famous snail order yep. On to

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Speaker 1: Sean king Who Shawn Sean Kingston. He's like an activist,

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Speaker 1: Big Sean, Big Sean. That's a big one, a big one. Uh,

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Speaker 1: Sean Cooney, who's that My dad's friend.

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Speaker 4: Shout at him, Oh, man, a lot of great Sean's

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Speaker 1: So there's s E A N and s e e

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Speaker 2: It's Sean. That is Sean.

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Speaker 3: You were just named your kid Sean and scene.

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Speaker 2: S E E N Sean. Use it in a sentence.

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Speaker 2: I've seen Sean.

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Speaker 3: It's gonna be like that cutepel episode or like Joe Quillan.

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Speaker 1: Coworkers, this is okay. The coworker's last name is also Sean.

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Speaker 3: Oh my Sean.

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Speaker 2: So the name is Sean. It's Sean Sean.

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Speaker 3: Feels like that's like but it's it's like your government name.

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Speaker 2: Well, think about it this way. They only have to

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Speaker 2: Yes, s a N.

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Speaker 1: The two middle names are both spelled differently than all

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Speaker 2: Everyone watching Sam right here.

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Speaker 3: Question that someone tells me you your baby name and

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Speaker 3: More to the to the thread that's been getting digging

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Speaker 3: All right, let's blaze through it.

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Speaker 3: What are we doing here? OK? They have your post?

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Speaker 2: Are you honestly? Can I be brutally honest with you?

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Speaker 1: I said, I'll definitely be doing it update and that

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Speaker 2: Again.

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Speaker 1: I work in banking and while there is a long

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Speaker 3: Wow, that was quite the adventure. It was quite the adventure.

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Speaker 3: Dakota Friday eight nine three says, I am a twin.

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Speaker 3: Am I the a hole for telling my friend that

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Speaker 3: I'm a what degree are we talking here? We talk

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Speaker 3: Why don't you measure the degrees of these nuts, because

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Speaker 1: I have a high school friend, Diana, whom recently got

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Speaker 1: Diana was visiting her family and we met it for lunch.

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Speaker 3: Usually it's like it's like like there's if you can,

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Speaker 3: Oh my, OPI's world is so small.

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Speaker 3: Like she's probably getting a really good job, she's moving

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Speaker 1: She said it's an amazing job opportunity and that she

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Speaker 1: I admit I lost her with all the abbreviations she

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Speaker 2: It is so bad.

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Speaker 1: She again said that it's an amazing opportunity and she's excited.

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Speaker 1: Also, like like we don't know, like her husband could

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like bru you go, you you go to Brussels.

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Speaker 1: She said it was pretty much training and that it

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Speaker 1: I again said that she could have gotten a similar

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Speaker 1: getting more and more painful to read this. And here's

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Speaker 1: where and here's where she was rude. Dude, she should

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Speaker 1: She threw it in my face that apparently I'm always

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Speaker 2: He's the best husband in the world.

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Speaker 1: I told her she's ridiculous and mean, and then she

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Speaker 3: She's not even I love who she paid to.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, she's like, boom, here's all my Brussels.

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Speaker 1: Money, bitch, Yo. Yeah, dude, we suck. I told my

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Speaker 1: So tell me here, Am I the A hole? For

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Speaker 3: Yo? You read it, people, My god, you read it people.

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Speaker 3: That was abhorrent, How terrible that was. You were the

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