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Speaker 1: You hear me concession, I can't take back earl arms.

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Speaker 2: Mouse Speak, Texas seventy eight five nine two says I

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Speaker 2: convinced one of my fiance's friends to shave his head

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Speaker 2: as a bachelor party prank because I didn't want his

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Speaker 2: comb over haircut ruining our wedding photos.

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Speaker 1: I like to see how the men worry about that

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Speaker 1: type of stuff too. Yeah right, well, that's not weird.

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Speaker 2: At every bachelor party I've ever gone to, we all

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Speaker 2: cream up and shave each other full body.

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Speaker 1: That's interesting because I've never seen you with a bald head.

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Speaker 1: Oh wait, we do the full body stuff. Bro.

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Speaker 2: On this segment, you can shave off your old secrets

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Speaker 2: with the Mass Speaker, and we have a woman ready

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Speaker 2: to come clean today who's chosen to go by the

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Speaker 2: fake name Aaron.

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Speaker 1: So, Aaron, welcome to the show. Hi, you've got your

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Speaker 1: shaving cream ready.

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Speaker 2: Erin weird, I don't know what Yeah, good news is

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Speaker 2: we don't know who you are. The voice changer is on.

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Speaker 2: You are the mass speaker. Whenever you're ready, let's hear

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Speaker 2: your confession.

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Speaker 3: So a while back, I was dating this incredibly hot guy.

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Speaker 3: Just I can hardly believe it good job, I think, were.

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Speaker 1: You just like, what is wrong with him?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? Well, there's just also like you had this the

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Speaker 3: trifecta asy bad boy thing going to so it's just

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Speaker 3: made an even sex here.

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Speaker 1: Even through the voice changer, I can hear how excited

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Speaker 1: you still.

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Speaker 2: Are about I know you sound like you're thinking back

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Speaker 2: fondly of him still and it's like he rejected you

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Speaker 2: and now you.

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Speaker 1: Want him even more.

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Speaker 3: Pardon what I thought was cool about him? If you

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Speaker 3: had this this tattoo on him drip page, Oh oh wow,

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Speaker 3: it was like Da Vinci code esque was really intricate code.

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Speaker 1: There's anything that mutch for My friend's at tattoos. None

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Speaker 1: of them have meetings anyway, Yeah, especially hot guy tattoos.

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Speaker 1: I mean, of all of them.

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Speaker 3: It fascinated me. But whenever I would ask him about it,

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Speaker 3: she gets really weird, you get quiet, or you get

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Speaker 3: kg He's like, they don't want to talk about it. Really,

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Speaker 3: you think as shame.

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Speaker 1: The first thing I think is it's your ex's name

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Speaker 1: in another language.

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Speaker 3: I thought perhaps an exert or some like life stories.

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Speaker 3: But in the meantime I was dating I kind of

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Speaker 3: realized that hot as he was, she was not the brightest.

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Speaker 3: There's the thing.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it never happens. What are you talking about. I've

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Speaker 1: dated some really hot guys and they were scholars, no

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Speaker 1: valedictorian of them. One of them is smart, but that's

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Speaker 1: because he was short. You can't just have all three,

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Speaker 1: you know, there's always one downside. Okay, So he wasn't

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Speaker 1: the brightest guy, and.

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Speaker 3: Yet I couldn't believe. I swear it was this obsession.

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Speaker 3: I wanted to crack the code. I wanted to know

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Speaker 3: what it was about.

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Speaker 1: You were on like a Da Vinci code mission for

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Speaker 1: this tattoo, like trying to give him any sort of meaning?

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Speaker 1: Just hot a picture in Google search, yeah, photo Google.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. So finally I took a picture of it while

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Speaker 3: he was sleeping. Oh okay, And I was going to

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Speaker 3: do my research and online nothing. But I showed it

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Speaker 3: to my friends and a couple of family members that

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Speaker 3: I wasn't embarrassed to reveal here, Like, why are.

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Speaker 1: You showing us photos of your boyfriend to sleep in bed?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: The Gramma's like, I like that he's naked. Can you

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Speaker 1: print a few of these out and you can keep them?

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Speaker 1: So I'm assuming it's like siblings or cousins.

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Speaker 3: But yeah, definitely, Okay.

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Speaker 1: Did they know what it was?

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Speaker 3: No, nobody seemed to know until finally, and I'm just like,

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Speaker 3: it's driving me crazy, and you know it's a secret cult,

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Speaker 3: like I don't know.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, keep dreaming, broke, I'm going, I know they're

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Speaker 2: in a cave back there, showing that rally.

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Speaker 3: Finally, a friend of my friend figured it out.

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Speaker 1: Really, what is it?

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Speaker 3: It was a freaking video game cheat code Super Nintendo game.

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Speaker 1: Oh, it's the old contract code. We all all gamers up, up, down, down, left, right,

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Speaker 1: left right? Ba did you just nail it so? Now

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Speaker 1: that you knew what it meant, did you lose respect

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Speaker 1: for him?

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Speaker 3: Or?

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Speaker 1: Was he hotter than ever?

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Speaker 3: I was so so?

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Speaker 1: Well, look at he's even a bad boy in video game.

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Speaker 1: He's kind of embarrassed about he tell you. I mean

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Speaker 1: it's dirty.

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Speaker 3: No, I think I built it up so much.

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Speaker 1: And how much longer did the relationship last after that?

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Speaker 3: I broke up with him the day after I found out. No,

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Speaker 3: it's just like, if you're going to have a tattoo,

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Speaker 3: just have some meaning behind it.

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Speaker 2: Wow, So, judge, you want us to be smart and

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Speaker 2: hot and have meaning behind the things that we do.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, no, we refuse.

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Speaker 1: Now hang out for you.

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Speaker 3: So since now dating, Like, if I meet a guy,

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Speaker 3: you know what I mean, he has a tattoo. If

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Speaker 3: you can't explain it to me or tell me what

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Speaker 3: it is or give me some story.

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Speaker 1: Yeah wow, what type of flower is that? And why

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Speaker 1: that flower? I don't know, it's pretty.

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Speaker 3: Done.

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Speaker 1: Do you have any tattoos? No, she's got standards why

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Speaker 1: I don't know.

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Speaker 3: I think it has to be really significant.

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Speaker 1: You should tattoo his tattoo onto you, and now that

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Speaker 1: is your story. Yeah yeah, just get like a butterfly

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Speaker 1: in your lower back. Yeah sure, yeah yeah. Text in

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Speaker 1: seven A five nine too.

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Speaker 2: If you have a confession you've been holding on to,

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Speaker 2: we can hide your identity, mask your voice, and make

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Speaker 2: you our next mass speaker.

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Speaker 1: Got your phone tap coming up right after this Brooke

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Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the morning,